Regulation Podcast - F**kface Falls Draft

Episode Date: January 14, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver. ==SPOILERS== Here is the COMPLETED draft list: https://bit.ly/FFfallsDraftFinal ==SPOILERS== Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Okay, we can catch Gavin up when he is here, but we have to roll on this because we've talked about it. And this was my... Jeff, what you're talking about now is the problem I brought up and everyone assured me was not an issue.

I don't understand how Jeff is confused. I thought we were all tasked with getting four fail four falls. Sorry, I keep saying fails. Four falls that we were going to throw into a pool and they were all going to draft from the pool, right? No, the pool is all false. So I can submit as many falls to the pool and they were all going to draft from the pool, right? No, the pool is all falls. So I can submit as many falls to the pool as I want.

Well, there's the pool. I don't. Where does the pool come from? The pool comes from falls. And where? Anything that's considered a fall. So you have a list. Who made the list?

You. How big is your list? How big is your list? I made. I have 12 falls on my list. Okay, thank you. So how many falls did you want each person to have your own list? How big is your list? I have 12 falls on my list. Okay, thank you. So how many falls did you want each person to have on their list? You would need a maximum of 16 if you wanted to be safe.

I don't think my 12 falls are going to get drafted. Because there's 16 picks. Eric? Uh-huh? Thoughts? Oh, we already had this conversation. No. Yes.

No, this is very clear. Okay. So there's going to be 16 draft picks taken there will be 16 falls by the by the time we finish this recording where do those 16 falls come from anything that is considered a fall that is the pool jeff you're asking the question yeah that i asked week, and everyone kept telling me, it's all false. It's every fall. It's all false. I'm with you. Yeah. This doesn't make sense unless there are a limited number of things that we,

but. I was giving Andrew too much credit. No, you're ridiculous. I don't understand how this is not a pool. I just don't know who's putting the water in the pool, man. This is exactly what I said. Why does it matter? It's a fall. It's exactly what I said. Why does it matter? It's a fall. It's exactly what I said. It does matter if I have

a responsibility to put, if I have a responsibility to throw a couple of buckets in the water, I need to know how many fucking buckets I need to fill up. So here's what I've come to. You're filling up four buckets. That's what I asked! I need to submit four fucking falls. I have nine. I need help narrowing them down. So here's

what I've come to understand you know how there are a limited number of picks that we are making yes the pool that we are drawing from yes is a near unlimited pool so the amount that we will cross over is near zero so let let's say jeff that you have nine, right? And grape lady is on your list. Just use that as an example. Okay. It will be removed from your list by somebody taking them ahead of you.

If they do. That is the natural process. I understand that. But the draft isn't the NFL draft. Isn't like the NFL draft isn't okay. We're going to draft from seven and a half billion people. If we're going to draft from these 300 college recruits. We had this conversation last week.

We had this exact same conversation last week. And how was it resolved? You kept agreeing with Andrew. I'm not agreeing with Andrew because I realized I was giving him too much fucking credit. No, it's a pool. I don't understand. This is exactly what I said. Why are we fighting about the pool?

I am going along with this because you guys are... Just trust me. Just trust me. Okay. It's gonna be fine. So here's the thing. I agree with what you're saying is what I said last week. You're pointing at Jeff. I'm pointing at you, Jeff. Yes, thank you. For the audience who can't see your aggressive

point, you're agreeing with me. I'm pointing with all five fingers. This is exactly what I said last week. Let's compare this to the draft. There are players that are eligible that don't get picked. Because remember, I conceded because you could draft a monkey

or you can draft a made-up player in the 1970s. So apparently a near unlimited number of falls is a fine pool to draft from. Absolutely. I feel like, Eric, I need to just, and I know you know this as a producer, but we have to acknowledge that at least half the time

I'm agreeing with any of you, it is purely for entertainment's sake, and I don't agree, or I'm not even sometimes listening. Yeah, real entertaining. It's a real A quality shit. Gavin is still not here, so we cannot begin our draft. That is a pool of near unlimited falls. Yeah, a lot of variety to pick from.

I don't know why people all of a sudden hate variety. I view variety as a great thing. I just, I thought we were all. So here's what I did. I came prepared with, I came prepared with like five that I think are. There you go. So when you're saying we submit these, you don't. You just simply pick from your list of what you want.

You draft your pick. Talk about what you like about it. See, now, wouldn't it have been cooler if we all submitted five and then we all picked from that master pool? That's what I said last week. Like a draft? This is a draft, you fucking idiot. The pool

is falls. We pick from the falls. You have to evaluate them. That's the entire point. Shut up, I'm talking to him. You're the fucking worst, Jeff. Right, but you never said I was right you said i was wrong last week i'm clearly agreeing with you right now that doesn't matter hey gavin get on the fucking mic

okay yeah hey tell this tell this little tell this little rat he's right okay hey gavin about a week ago you want to grab those headphones too so you can hear andrew um about a week ago we had a conversation regarding the snake draft which we'll be starting with we're already rolling by the way um it was things were too hot we had to start without you okay it's been a hot morning okay it sounds hot i can hear the hotness from the cardo here's what's happened do you remember a week ago had a conversation where i said i don't understand the snake draft pool because the pool is just all falls. And Andrew said, right,

it's all falls. And I said, shouldn't we have a smaller draft list, like a pool that we're picking from. And Andrew said in the 1970s, somebody drafted a hockey player that doesn't exist. You can draft a monkey, that kind of a thing.

Do you remember Jeff agreeing with this the whole time? Because what's happened today is he's walked in and he said, I have nine falls to submit. So there's no, here's what happened. I is he's walked in and he said, I have nine falls to submit. So there's a, no, here's what happened. I said, I came in and I said, all right. Should I hit Andrew right now? Oh, he's just not talking.

I'm not talking. He's too busy fuming to talk. Here's where I made, I made a miscalculation. This is a miscalculation. I understand that globally, like what Andrew was initially saying, I understood, which is that there's an infinite number of falls. All recorded falls in history are a part of the pool. But in my head, I thought that's where we all pick our options from to submit to the communal pool.

I just interpolated there being another step that there wasn't, which there, by the way, should be. No, what would be the point of making a pool to draft from? And then why would we, we'd all just take the ones that we put in the pool. What is the point of that? What's the point of the NFL draft? To make, to try to improve your team via selection. I'm trying to improve my fall roster via selection.

You scout, you do your scout. Listen, you do your scouting. That's what the research was. We had the conversation about how we needed to coordinate slightly there, didn't we? Because otherwise we'd all have Grape Lady. I remember that part of the conversation. No, yeah, well, it's fine that we can all have Grape Lady.

It'll be like, oh, fuck, you got Grape Lady. That's who I wanted. That's okay. So what have we landed on? What are we doing? I think what we've landed on is everybody picks four falls and we just watch them. Okay. I don't know how that's I don't know how to draft anymore. I'm good with that. I have

links for all of my falls. So we've pre-drafted, is what we're saying. Our personal, we have our draft list. We have what we view as like the top falls and then we go down and we pick picks. So once we've watched all of our four videos each Then we pick from that to do what no no no

You Jesus Christ so the way are you looking is everyone looking at the spreadsheet? You have the spreadsheet up in there for a draft board that that Eric made I have I have the spreadsheet that I've sent to you guys. I can see about getting a screen going. I like that we're doing a thing where we're presenting full videos, but we don't have anything to watch them on. They're setting it up right now. Yeah. We're here for four hours, man.

That's true. I guess it's just because you started recording the second you all sat down. We did it. It's just like we sat down and Eric was in a mood, and then he was like, roll. I want to hear more about Eric's bad mood. He's just sick of dealing with you. Yeah, let me get fucking situated

on the thing I didn't know we were doing. I can hear the bad mood. What did you know we were doing? Watching these things that Jeff didn't know what we were drafting from.

Do you understand how many times it's had to be explained over and over and over and over again? And it's like, well, how come these people are prepared?

For what? For what? For what? Well, you knew we were watching people fall today. No, I didn't. Which is why I created this draft board on my computer because I figured we would all have these things. We could submit, watch them individually. On what?

Right? Watch them where? On your phones, on your laptop, on anything. But here we are setting up on this thing that I know we're ready for, but I didn't need it. I like the direction we're going, because I think we can all watch the game. This is good.

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? That was a joke. That was a joke. Oh my god. Well, I thought Andrew said that just because he was pretending he was still in Austin. No, I was just being silly

He was never in Austin You don't know that I'm not even sure that the person who came to Austin in the past Who we hung out with is the same dude we're talking to now Well whoever we got We definitely got the same one multiple times Like if he did send Like an avatar to Austin

He sent the same one each time. How surprised would you be to find out Andrew Panton is triplets? And we've been dealing with some variation of three different men. I did. I would love that. It did seem like I went on a run in the podcast when I was in the right. So that would be a clear point of a swap at some stage. People are like, wow, Andrew's right about this.

I feel like if he was triplets, he would definitely swap out mid-episode. He would definitely have recorded some faces. You're absolutely right. Absolutely. Yeah, for sure. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security. Meeting friends a world away? You can use your travel credit.

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the document you made? Yeah. It looks good. Well, no, I didn't make it. I really like it, Eric. I think it looks good. What else did you want? I still don't know what it is. So do you see the words fall draft? Falls draft. Like what else did you want? I still don't know what it is. Okay. So do you see, do you see, Devin,

do you see the words fall draft? Falls draft. Yeah. Top left. Yeah. That's, that means that we're drafting falls. So I think it's a fall.

Counts. So we take turns. You see the name Jeff next to the one. That means that Jeff is going to take the first fall. But what happens after we've all, so we're going to end up with like, what? 20 different videos? No, we're going to end up with like what? 20 different videos?

No, we're going to end up with a team of four falls each. That's 20. 16 falls will be Nick exists. I put the question mark because I wasn't sure if Nick was on here. Nick, I'm sorry that Andrew doesn't consider you to be a contemporary or an equal in this. I do. Thank you. And then after we've got 16 videos

then what? Then the comment leavers will comment which team they think is overall the best fault team. That's a great idea. And then we will determine a winner through that. If you are a regulation listener, do not waste it on this. No, this is going to be a great time.

I have... Oh, I'm excited. Yeah, should we have a disclaimer at the beginning of this to not... If you've just found face don't listen to this first that's a great primer though

how close our friendships are and how well we all get along how much we like and respect each other so so how do I submit my thoughts do I slack them to you you can just say them over the thing and then okay they can be added say them yeah just say them here I'm gonna I go first can be added. Say them? Yeah, just say them. Here, I'm going to just...

I go first. I'll do mine first. All right, I'm going to say my first fall. No, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop. Oh, my God. Forward slash, forward slash, www.tiktok.com slash T slash capital Z slash capital T capital R capital C nine lowercase O-D-J-C.

You can cut that out. What the fuck? I just said Andrew said to say it. Mine is QR code dot in the upper left. What do you mean

I said to say it? Okay, so I figured it out. Okay. So, you guys can copy the links on your phones and submit them

into this list as you are that boy, that was that looked like a middle distance stare from gavin or you can tell me what to search for and i can search for it i just got four links can i slack them to you yeah absolutely do you not have names for your links i have them i have no that's not a

name it's not a name so here's what needs to happen now. There's five of us. And we have to determine the order in which we are drafting. I have to figure out which one of these fails I will show you guys. But when do we watch all the videos? Fails, false. I want to watch them now. As they get picked. As they are selected.

So, we pick before watching them? That's the whole point of the research, you idiot. You think an NFL team doesn't watch a player play football until you pick them? Disrespectful with his language. No, it's just an insane take. It's like, oh, we drafted this guy.

I don't know what he... Like, what is he... I've never seen him play before. So wait, you're saying I should have already... I should have already seen Jeff's falls? No!

You see your falls. You have a list of your favorite falls. I've seen mine. Yeah, and maybe they will not overlap. So he makes the pick, and maybe you're like, oh, I know that fall. That's a great fall. Or it'll be like, I don't know that fall.

Then we'll watch the fall. Then you can deem if you think that that fall was worth where it was selected. Or just laugh at it. I don't understand how this is confusing. I'm not confused. Here's the thing. I know exactly what's happening the whole time with this draft. I just think it's fucking bat shit the way that it's happening.

But I was already talked down because you can draft a monkey or whatever. So you're saying that, wait, so when would I see Jeff, one of Jeff's? So, okay, Jeff is, we're going to determine the draft.

I thought we already had the draft order by where it was. I'm fine with the draft order. No, no, no. I would like to randomize the draft order. I hope there's one person

in the audience who's as confused as I am because I'm feeling like a real thick piece of shit right now. Whoever drafts first will say what the thing is, and then we'll watch it, but they'll talk about it, and they'll lead into it.

So we're just picking our own falls? Yes. Yes. But your falls might be my falls. Might be Jeff's falls. That's true. You might from the infinite number of falls that you can pick on the internet. There's some iconic falls.

I think I have at least one fall that's on Eric's list. And I feel like I have another fall that should be on everybody's list. We've talked about falls. So why would we have had more? I guarantee you don't have falls on my list. Why would we have had more than four videos? What do you mean, Gavin? You said you had like four videos. What do you mean, Gavin? You said you had

like 12 videos. I have 12 falls and the links for each one of them. But we're only going to see four of them. Yes, because I don't know you might take some of my falls. Okay, this is what I thought was happening. We were going to watch all these videos

in a big pool and then we were going to pick We're not going to watch them in a pool a big pool, and then we were going to pick. We're not going to watch them in a pool. No, I know. Yeah, when you pick. Yeah, no. Hey, Gavin. Right.

And that's what I brought up. Pool's full. And that's what I brought up last week. And everyone shouted me down. And here we are. Not everyone. Gavin was confused. I don't think I had an opinion because I didn't understand what was happening. Jeff, did you figure out your four?

I'm fucking working on it, guys. Okay, so here's how we're going to sequence the draft order. I have one, two, three, four, five. Jeff is one. Gavin is two. Andrew is three. I am four. Nick is five.

However, we are going to randomize this and change the order. Okay. It will be Eric, Gavin, Andrew, Nick, Jeff. Yeah, okay. I guarantee you guys don't know I tried to get pretty obscure With some of them I'll just slack these to you Eric I would say slack them to me as you make your pick

God that's what I was asking before I'm just gonna slack them up No no no You can announce it and then you can send me the video Yeah don't send it to me early. I'm not sure what's confusing about what I said. Okay. Send it to me when you make your pick.

Is that not... That's good, right? I get it. Gavin? Makes sense. I'm getting my first one ready, right? I am making the first pick. Okay. No, but I need...

Yeah, I still need to pick. Fucking let's see it. Mine's easy. Like, we can just look it up if you want to. It's Grape Lady. Okay. There's no way it's not the- That's a great one.

There's no way it's not the number one pick, right? Can we, yeah, no, it's a definite top two. We gotta watch it. Top three for sure. We have to watch everything. We have to watch it. So anyone who went first should have picked that, right? Yes.

Okay. Yeah, I think it's pretty consistent. So if you're listening to this, I assume in the description we'll have a link to these falls. Oh, we're gonna put the full list out. Is that Max Folly? Yeah. No. 100%.

Actually, I made all my falls on YouTube because I thought we could maybe... Oh. Pull it up. Is Andrew watching this? He can see it. I'm gonna queue it up now. Andrew watching this? He can see it. I'm gonna queue it up now. I can't see it.

Oh, he can't see it. Shit. Yeah, you need to cast it to stream it to Andrew. I forgot the setup there was to this fall. There's so much. Oh, no, it's worth it, though. It is. Oh, and 100% it's worth it.

Because she falls because she tries to trick the other way. She's a little fucking cheater is what she worth it though. It is. Oh and 100% is worth it cuz she she falls because she tries to chill Oh fucking cheater is what she is. Yeah, she is now. She's cheating with broken ribs. I don't know that is up there as i said it's a top fall and it's it's the fact that she tries to trick the lady which really makes it the sound is incredible but the attempt at trickery i always forget how long that goes on it's after it's so long yeah that's a great pick uh grape lady falls that that to me grape lady falls is number one with a bullet see i i had grape lady too only because i feel like our show has a fall that should be arguably taken very interesting our show is a fall yeah oh yeah uh, yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Okay. We've had several fall talks on the show.

I guess we got like, does it do? That may or may not be on my list. Which is not a great fall. How do I get? I don't know. I disagree with that. Oh, man. So who goes next? It will be.

Hang on. Give me just a second. No worries, man. You take your time. Yeah, right. I think it'll be. Were you looking forward to today or not? Was.

The thing about Eric, too, is that he's not performative in any way. This is how he really feels. This is 100% how I feel. This is what you've done to him. Okay, so that is the first. Gavin has the second pick in the F*** Face Falls Snake Draft. Gavin has slacked me. And you could hear it the whole time.

Gavin's fall. It's a classic. I'm rolling. Oh, this is a good one. Guy standing outside in the snow. He's got his warm weather. He's a news reporter. All right, so if any of my trustees stop watching,

here they come down the hill. It looks like Ruben is going to leave. Oh. outside in the snow. He's got his warm weather. He's a news reporter. All right, so if any of the trustees stop watching, here they come down the hill. It looks like Ruben is in the lead. And he turns out, he's just... What? Riverside Park. Rubble.

Great. Gavin. Gavin. Classic. Fantastic pick. That's a fantastic pick. That is reporter flipped by sled during news report. Very good.

Andrew, it's time for you to submit your fail. These are... Oh, man. Jesus, dude. I can't stop. God damn. Andrew, the third selection in the F*** Face Falls snake draft. Well, are you sending it?

This is really tough. Are you sending it to me? Because I think you... Yeah, I'll slack you the link to it i need to decide what i want to pick uh where are you on the board you're first right yeah so i could get rolling the bullet i could get that in the swing okay i'm gonna go this is a more recent fall that i discovered last night i'm gonna slack it to you right now he discovered this last night i did it has everything that you want in a fall it's somebody very publicly falling.

You hear it. It's amplified. You get a large reaction to it. It's just a great fall. I'm taking Afro Man Falls Off Stage. you see you see the bog water fly everywhere the oh shit the way he bounces off the mic oh that was a lot of people people don't often get out full sentences before they go down he fully got it all out who was it that was auto-tuned falling recently was that oh scott yeah that's yep wow okay now hey andrew good pick i just want to say i want to hear him

say oh shit again it's a great pick yeah please nick nick is number four on our draft board list nick do you have a pick i do So this is a slight compilation of falls, but it was a blooper video from a hockey team that was putting out some little promo. Okay. Oh, is this the... I haven't seen this. The mascot.

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is such a good pick. Polar bear mascot keeps slipping on the ice. This is one of the best videos of the day. I can't believe I didn't think of this. I'm wearing a sack. I'm wearing the wrong size. I have never seen this. Have you tried the hot dogs here? Oh The impact Oh Nick Don't push him!

He's a fucking face-butt! The last one is just so real. Oh, man. The gopher had to leave. Dude. Nick. Nick. Nick, that's a great pick.

Polar bear mascot keeps slipping on the ice. Oh, I love that video. Nick, that is a great pick. Way to go. Thank you. I never would have thought that the mascot outfit would be an ideal fall. No. That's a great pick. Way to go. Thank you. I never would have thought that the mascot outfit would be an ideal fall. No. That's a really good one.

It seemed to absorb the blow. That was great. Jeff. Okay. The last pick in our first round. I'm going to preface my falls by saying I tried to create some own rules for myself within this. Okay. Shocking.

And those are... No, because I didn't want to have a bunch of repetition repeats, so I tried to find falls that are... These are only falls that I discovered this year. They may not be from this year, but I only discovered them this year. And they're falls that I specifically think you guys haven't seen before. Oh, that's fun. So they're maybe not as good as some of the classics you guys are throwing out,

but they're just new. And maybe, hopefully, you guys have fresh eyes on them. So here's my first one. And by the way, these are in no particular order. Here's my first one. This is a TikTok. They're all TikToks. They're all TikToks.

This is just a donkey. Okay. This little donkey does a flip. Trying to get out of the gate. I will say i have seen that oh you have i have too but i but i never would have thought of it great pick no no the first time i'd ever seen it so it's new to me that one has great freeze frames yeah there we go okay so this is called do a flip and it is jeff's first round pick.

I think that's a great pick, Jeff. That is, it's a little out of the ordinary, but here's the fun thing about a snake draft. Snake eats its own tail, so you get to pick again. Oh, okay. Oh, that's what the snake part is? It goes back down the line? Yeah.

I apologize. Yes. Is that not what it is? No, that's exactly what it is. It's just because, because why are we still learning stuff right now? I don't know what this means! I was having trouble linking. What did you just send me?

I sent you two through four at once on accident. I apologize. Just pick number two. It's the top one. Just click on it. All you gotta do. All right, now this one is... I thought I made it clear in my reply to the text.

I didn't understand what any of that meant. All right, now before you hit play, don't hit play. Before you hit play, stop. So now the fall in this one isn't as funny. Let's make sure it's loud so we can hear. Okay. The fall itself isn't as funny. It's the aftermath

of the fall that I think we can all relate to. So go ahead and rewind it and let's watch it. Okay, here we go. Ready? Yeah. Fuck! Fucker! Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!

I have watched that 1000 times Guy falls getting out of his car Gets mad Beats up a palm tree Punches and kicks the tree And then stomps on the ground and says fuck this driveway it's not cool does uh i guess we'll call it i don't like call it by its actual name does anyone what the fuck i'm in hell does anyone know a good therapist there you

go uh and then it's that once again probably not the best fall in the world i just like the story behind it i like just how small in the frame it is yeah uh yeah that's a good those are two fun tiktoks pretty good i have not seen that second one nick you have your second pick okay so i debated back and forth between these two and i'll save the next one for the next round but this is an old clip that I saw on TV a few years ago. It's not the best quality, but this is from a couch race that goes slightly awry. A downhill couch race. I love the way Nick sets this up is like America's funniest home videos. It goes a little awry.

And I can confirm he is not in the monkey house. Okay. There's no sound. It's going. It's flying. Oh, my God. Oh, no. What is that?

I've never heard of couch right now. They're all fine, by the way. Oh, my God. There's no way that guy that ate the couch at the bottom is fine. What? What? Oh, my God. It goes bad there.

Wow. Full ragdolls. Three full. Oh. One of those dudes did like six full flips. Oh. Wow. That's a great one, Nick.

Wow. That one makes one of mine look like dog shit. That is. That's incredible. And it's an M-grade. Yeah. Nick said, Nick's pick is a gif that's a

great one I want to know about couch racing I feel like I would assume that happens all the time that can't be a rare occurrence that might be something for us to look into in our supplemental content that we were talking about doing a little podcast

a little sports podcast thing, an idea Andrew and Eric and I had. I like it. Andrew, your second pick. I'm in a really tough spot because I have one pick that I love. Two of these picks. One of them, I feel like it would be a disaster if it reached the third.

I have a first-round grade on it. But the other one, I feel like Eric might take okay and it's it's a great i'm gonna i'm gonna take the one eric takes i think eric would have okay um instead of the the first one and hope it falls to me in the third which i'd be shocked if it did this is a a clip that that has a little bit of setup to it. I'll slack it to you right now, Eric. It is about a wrestler named the Shockmaster. Yeah. Shockmaster's a good one.

The Shockmaster's a great one. Oh, it's just the wool. Oh, this is... Oh, it's an all-time classic. So this was... This was supposed to... Ric Flair, the nature boy. Uh-huh.

Psycho Sid Vicious. Sting. British Bulldog. Harlem Heat. flair the nature boy uh-huh psycho sid vicious sting british bulldog harlem heat oh look at this stinger so shockmaster i think was supposed to be like a medicine yes he was supposed to be like a medicine villain. Yes, he was. He was supposed to be a serious character. This is... God, I hate her, man. This is classic WCW, too.

Oh, man. This is... This is so bad. I've seen it so many times. It's classic internet. Oh, it so many times. It's classic internet. UGHHHHH just standing in the back of the door? Everyone's like covering each other up. Yes.

Here it comes. There's everything. He's covered in glitter he's wearing a stormtrooper hat he can't see out of or speak out of i can't oh my god it's great so for context of what happened they tested that before and it worked fine and then another wrestler put a two by four in at the bottom so he would fall it was a setup prank oh my god it is infamous it was an established prank and it also like it derailed that guy's career like he was supposed to be this villain this serious villain and eric you can correct me if i'm wrong i see from what i understand he then became like an idiot who fell over a lot yeah so after So after that, before he was in ruined his entire career, he was in by four altered his past.

He was in the natural disasters in the WWF and then he was tugboat. And then here'd be the fall fighter. Yeah, here is. That's the shock master. God, that's a Andrew. That's a good one, man. That's great to go. Was that on your list? It was not because i don't want to watch it ever again it is it's good

on that list i hate it i hate it so much because it cheapens wrestling no oh no no that's about that's wcw at its finest i mean really that's botchamania fucking like the worst of the worst and it's so hard like i like when wrestling goes right and boy when it goes Wrong, it's hard Gavin you have your first second round pit. Well, I guess your first it's your second round pick This is a Video showing the dangers of using those forked hand truck things when unlocked This may be inappropriate for some viewers. That's a great start. Oh, the music is so good.

Yeah, it really is. Oh, my God! What are you doing? No way! Lock it off! The commitment to holding on to it. Unbelievable. The way his legs just lock. holding on to it.

Unbelievable. The way his legs just lock. It's all frog. Like a full frog formation. He frogs in the air and lands completely flat like a fallen pencil. I don't understand

how that happened. He got troubleshared. How did he get into the truck to not realize that it wasn't lowered? Well, I assume he was trying to push it towards the edge and then lower it. Yeah. And then he just caught the edge.

Oh, you're going too far. Okay. I see. That's a great one. That's probably the most brutal one on my list. That's a good one. And it's definitely the worst day of that guy's life. But the.

You would hope. Yeah. The freeze frame. Zorb reporter. Hey, guys. Hey. I forgot about this. Hey, guys. Hey. I forgot about this. Hey, cheers, Maddie.

Rolling. Live leak. And action, Zorb. Action, Colleen. Cheers, Maddie. Just like the movie, we're getting started here with the podcast. So. Are you all right? Yeah, you're right yeah okay okay there are so many things i love about this watch don't anticipate the fall watch her as the director is calling

action and action i love the little half go. Yeah. Wait. The preemptive jump. So great. The fact that the green bit comes around and hits her directly makes it look like it fell out of the sky. So my second pick is female reporter hit and owned by Zorb. That is that's like a mega 64 classic. Like we, we would watch that constantly. So as it's a snake draft, I have another pick. My third pick. Let's see.

You know what this, Oh man. Okay. I'm going with, I'll show me. Okay. Oh, this is from jack I'll show me. Okay. This is from Jackass 4.5. Okay. I'm poopies, and I'll show me. I'll show me I gotta say Poopies is very funny

that was not that was not in the movie it's in 4.5 and that's unbelievable I think 4.5 was as good as the movie actually. I'll show me. I love that. I love it. Great pick. 4.5 had the two spicy

icy in it. Oh that's right. Yeah they all stuck popsicles up their ass. Jeff! Oh no I'm sorry. It's Gavin. Because Jeff has two in a row at the end. It's the steak draft man. Alright shut the fuck up. We all know how it works.

This one is definitely overshadowed by Nick's couch one, but I like this because it reminds me of the guy hitting the propeller in the Titanic. Ooh. What?

Jesus Christ. What? And it's less damaging than Nick's? This jockey walks away from a spectacular somersaulting fall. Okay. Oh! Wow!

That's insane! Never seen that level of rotation in a horse race. Oh! That's insane! Never seen that level of rotation in a horse race. Dude! He did a full 360. So like you fell off the horse, hit the barrier. Yeah, I don't know if the horse was like going the other way or like... It looks like he just jumped off. Dove left, yeah.

How did he do that? I guess he got really lucky that he was that high up, because if he was a foot further down, I'm sure that would have hurt way, way more. How? How? Oh, my God. Okay. Andrew, you're third pick.

Jesus. Oh, man. I'm going to go, and I'm shocked that this is my number one fall, but I was worried, as I said, about Eric taking taking the shock master this is number one on my list i think this should be number one on all of our lists this is a fall that we discovered as a group i feel like maybe not entirely but but most of us did it's an iconic fall he's near and dear to our heart how could we have a fall draft without picking Don Zimmer's legendary fall? Flashback.

Oh, man. Getting shifted into the dirt by Pedro Martinez. They call it a push. It's not so much a push as much as he, like, steps away. Yeah. It's like a bull. Yeah, it's fantastic. He puts the hat in his face and sidesteps,

and Don Zimmer just can't stop his own momentum. Those aren't even up and in, but that's Manny being Manny right there. Yeah. Oh, God. What are you going to do about it? Do you know how old Don Zimmer was? Oh, yeah. I love the announcers here. what are you gonna do about how old Don Zimmer wasn't oh yeah

I love the announcers here because they're disgusted by it but it's like what the fuck what was he supposed to do what was he supposed to do there's nothing you can do he sidestepped it

Andrew that's a very good pick that is a fall that has brought me joy since we found it i will just randomly watch that in the it's great i love that fall so much um has to be on the board that it's it's on nick okay so i have a kind of a theme with the ice ones but i do love this video of this guy just trying to go to work epic was not expecting ice on the driveway i love his little he tries to surf it for a while and he does the shuffle anyone anyone trying to not fall on ice is always hilarious and then he definitely hits that

sign there yep he rolls into it oh man that's a great it's a good nick good pick excellent thing also one i've never seen yeah you're a you're a big ice ice fall fan i like ice falls they're funny okay i like it okay so my jeff's last two my third pick it's gonna be called i mean he warned him and it's similar to the second one. The fall is only a part of the story, and the story is, I think, what makes it so funny. So we'll see right here. There's also something I'll say before you hit play. I have

stopped riding my bike right now for this very reason. Too dangerous to ride your bike right now. Really? Yeah, so go in Texas. Go ahead and here you go. Here we go. Oh, I saw Okay. So go ahead and here you go. Here we go. Fasten. Look at this shit. Oh, I saw this. This rules.

I just. Whoa. Hey, watch out. All right. It's slippery. Stop. Yeah, man. The wheel spinning at the end is really kind of beautiful. What's making it slippery?

The leaves. Oh, just like leaves flying? And it's just like wet mossy ground. It's just fall. I mean, he warned him. It's definitely, that's a good one, Jeff. Thank you. Good fall.

And then my fourth fall is called a cardboard wall or what? And it's self-explanatory. Cardboard or what okay it's a it's a short one he's laughing he's drunk he falls his entire head gets stuck in the wall. That's a fun one. And then he just freezes. Oh, man. I'd love to see that from the other side. It's his mom watching Wheel of Fortune. Oh, man. Jeff, those are your

four. We'll recap. We'll recap at the end, but those are Jeff's four falls. Maybe after we do all our picks, we can have Recap team. We'll recap at the end. But those are just those are Jeff's four falls. Thank you. And maybe after we do all our picks, we'd have like an honorable mentions or something like that where we just go over what we didn't pick. Yeah, Jeff can go over his other five. Gavin or I'm sorry.

This is it's Nick. I'm shooting ahead to the top. Nick. So this is a Prince impersonator having a rough time on stage. But the fall is OK. But it's what he does afterwards. Okay. Prince Impersonator falls off stage.

Gotta unmute. Oh! Sticking with it. That's a consummate professional right there that's a uh that's a good one that's fantastic that's very funny um now we roll on to andrew andrew what is your fourth and final pick in the face falls draft i have a lot of falls still this is is tough. Okay. I'm going to go. So far, I've gotten everything in my top five outside of Grape Lady. Okay.

Which is an obvious pick. It was mentioned before, and this should play at the specific time in which it happens. I'm taking another draft near and dear to our hearts. Okay. This is a fall that is not visually all that impressive, but the damage it causes for what it is Okay is wonderful And here I am picking Gavin's Okay, so you did you get into position

You break everything. Just the pelvis. It doesn't look terrible, but you couldn't sleep for three weeks after that fall. It's true. My leg was going numb every night. It's the least impressive fall to damage ratio I've ever seen. I absolutely agree. It doesn't look like it hurts that much, but we

all know that it definitely does. Try to get a good pause. Oh, I definitely will. Yeah, if you freeze frame, his body like crumbles within itself. That's the shove. That's the first one wrong. Yeah, the second slip is what really did me. It's the

impact. It's like all of your bones try to leave your body. Yeah. Bone evacuation. Exactly. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. The thing is, your hip hits before your hand hits.

Yeah. It is all on. Look at that hand. Look at that hip. Yeah. It is. Woof. Oh, God. You just see that hand. Look at that hip. Yeah. It is... Oh, God.

You just see the pelvis. God damn. That right there, you don't even look like you. It's a great pick. I know it a little. Okay, so now Gavin's fourth and final pick. Once again, very similar page to Nick with the ice slippage. I even considered Nick's one,

but eventually I settled on this one because just because of the slippers. Not a very not a super bad fall. This one starts tremendously quickly, so get ready. Man slides down his driveway on ice. I just love the slippers to me. He just keeps going. That is...

That's the grace of a man who's done that before. His coffee just goes all over the wall. Oh, that's awesome. Man fall and slides down his driveway on ice. That is a steep driveway. Man fall. I love it. Man fall. Man fall. Man fall.

That really is. I think that's kind of like the beauty of this falls thing is that they are written in like the dumbest way because they are truly like the most lowbrow thing that you can do. My final is one that is near and dear to my heart. It's a more recent one. One that I can't get enough of.

I keep watching over and over. I don't think this is going to be on anyone else's list or on anyone else's radar. that is near and dear to my heart it's a more recent one one that i can't get enough of i keep watching over and over i don't think this is going to be on anyone else's list or on anyone else's radar but i love this video it's called merry christmas oh it's holiday themed too oh i've seen this one before. Oh, my God. Jesus. Now, there's so much set up. Watch him in the back. Is it flower to be snow?

Yes, watch him checking the wind. He takes the steps back. Bang. Oh, my God. Perfect. Merry Christmas. I really really really love that i know that's probably not high on anyone's list but it is truly no uh i hadn't seen that yeah it's it's truly a special one to me right now it is it's one that i can't stop watching uh so there we have it our full draft

list is completed um should we talk them through do we want to like run them down real quick yeah yeah i think you should run down what everybody has eric has grape lady falls female reporter hit and over by jackass 4.5 i'll show me and merry christmas gavin reporter flipped by sled during news report. How not to unload a truck. Guy flies through the air. This jockey walks away from a spectacular somersaulting fall. And man fall and slides down his driveway on ice.

Andrew, Afro man falls off stage. The unforgettable debut of the Shockmaster. Flashback to the time when pedro martinez threw don zimmer to the ground and does it do easy feet nick has polar bear mascot keeps slipping on his keeps slipping over on the ice downhill couch race doesn't go as planned watch man's epic slip down icy driveway and prince impersonator falls off stage finally jeff do a flip does anyone know a good therapist i mean he warned him and cardboard wall or what those are the official snake draft falls for i'm excited to see the comment leavers reaction to who they think won this draft.

And I'm shocked by how smooth it went once we got going. I totally understand it now. I think this was this made total sense. I still don't agree with the pooling system, but this was fun. Can we cut all the times I didn't know what was going on for like 15 straight minutes?

Hang on, let me check. I'm looking. That's most there. Okay. Yeah, that's most of the content. That was annoying. I'm annoyed by me. Imagine if it was just explained well to start. Do we want to go through the falls

we didn't submit for our book? I don't think we need a ton of them. I would say pick your best. What's your favorite? Best honorable mention. Yeah, what's your best honorable mention? We'll go in reverse order too, Jeff, if you want to go first. I'm fine

with that. Or you don't have to. We can go in whatever order you guys want. Yeah, I'll do this one. I just think this isn't a crazy one or anything. I just think that it's... She's just funny. Okay. Her noises are kind of funny. Hashtag funny AF. Hashtag epic fail.

Hashtag faceplant. Make sure there's audio. Scorpion. That's pretty good. I like that one a lot. Just trying to do a somersault. Scorpion. That's great.

We go to Nick. I don't have an extra one. I only have four. Andrew, do you have a... Yeah, I'll just go. Can I just read my board and I'll submit one for watching? Absolutely.

I have Madonna falling over. I don't know if you've seen that one. That's great because it's a cape-related incident. I have Charlie Brown kicking. I feel like that's one of the most iconic falls of all time. Always falling. At eight, I have Skyfall, which is maybe the best Bond movie.

It's definitely top three. It should be in consideration. I also have, following that, Niagara Falls, one of the all-time great Canadian falls. Number ten, I have Snow... You're a stupid Boston. I have Snow Jogging Couple, which is what I'm going to submit. That's a great one. I love going to submit. That's great. I just love that one.

Let's see it. Let me open up Slack. Then I have the Travis Scott Autotune Fall and the Kelsey Grammer Fall. Things we've talked about on the show before. Close it. I almost drafted Niagara Falls, but I really wanted Gavin on my board.

It was a really tough call. I'm surprised nobody picked the new Post Malone Fall. He broke his ribs on that one. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh, oh i've never seen that it's the perfect texture for running is the uh what andrew submitted i said what are you doing running you're saying it was really good out it's the perfect texture for running very low impact on its dry snow so your feet don't get wet what have you seen while you've been out running it's been a lot of fun there's a lot of other runners and more skiers than runners for sure i think they've got a little bit of the advantage

with the whole stride and glide thing but it's too nice to not be out here go ahead and keep on the run that's sorry to have kept you 6 14 a.m total psychopath we've seen a lot of people out here like he said running sledding just enjoying She immediately grabs her back. Oh, yeah. It's the perfect gesture for running. Boy. That was great. Yep. Thank you so much for entertaining this dumb idea. Yep.

I'll say the one I want to watch is Granny Falls using TikTok filter. Oh. Oh, yes. Yes. This probably should have been drafted, honestly. Why did she go out? I've never seen that. That's fantastic.

I definitely could have drafted this. This is high on my board. It's hard to point out when the real granny fell. Just watch her eyes. She's really... She goes straight down to the ground. There you go. Was she being funny or did she just get disoriented?

She got disoriented. There you have it. Oh my God. That was phenomenal. That's amazing. There you go. That's the snake draft. Well, I've got one of my honorable mentions.

Oh, okay, cool. I didn't put him just because everyone's seen it. And I wanted to do some slightly newer stuff. But's the snake draft. Well, I've got one of my honorable mentions. Oh, okay, cool. I didn't put it in just because everyone's seen it, and I wanted to do some slightly newer stuff, but it's a classic. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay. I don't think I've seen this. This is Catch the Ice, dude.

Oh, Gavin. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh no. This is a man looking at like frozen pool. Oh, my God. Oh, Gavin. How is this kill doing these days? Well, that is the, man, that is the, what a draft. What a draft that we've just had. That was really incredible.

Andrew, is that about how you wanted it to go? Yeah, that's exactly how I wanted it to go? Yeah, that's exactly how I wanted to go I thought that was a lot of fun. Oh Eric just left. No, I was one there because I had to disconnect That was one I actually sorry I'm fine. Yeah good. Well, what was that? It was an old video from break Calm or big boys whatever was at the time and it was a guy on a snowboard and the guy filming says you just gotta do It bro, huh? And then he comes down and he just stacks it on a snowboard. I literally can't find the video. If anyone can find

you just got to do it, bro-ha. Yeah. The guy on the snowboard. Let me know if you can find that. There was a whole bunch of classic falls that Bernie and I used to fucking love from this old TV show called Hardcore TV that had like a moderate shot on it.

And they're all off the internet now. And it's like a lot of the internet just went away. So many great videos. Yeah. Well, there you have it there's our phenomenal there's our time uh anything else any parting words about our falls anything people are going to be able to oh that's right we have to see what the comment leavers think yeah who they think the best draft is we'll put these out mentioned in an episode or something. Yeah, yeah.

So we're just going to have this as an audio thing and they could just click links? Yeah, yeah. That'll be it. And I think... To make that work on a phone somehow. First off, it's always exciting when a new unproven idea goes off without a hitch

and has no confusion or difficulties. It just works as intended out of the gate. So that's affirming. I feel like when Andrew and I were talking about this initially, we were saying that maybe this could become a fall thing, like we do the fall falls and a big event. But I feel like the snake draft works so well, as we all knew it would,

that we should do this for other kinds of videos. Yeah. Like this could be kind of like a recurring segment where next time we do i don't know people throwing up or getting their legs cut off or whatever oh god getting their leg you want a draft of people getting their legs cut off probably not but just i was just throwing out there no weird things that happen definitely not maybe maybe car oopsies who knows um okay so let us know you can tweet at us at face pod you check it out on instagram i'm sure we'll have some selects from clips and things like that uh

but we'll have uh i mean really it's up to you guys who had the best fall draft it was nick that mascot one i think because the strong boy that, that's a good one. That's Sofa, too. It's going to be hard to beat Nick. Not to influence the audience. I think that's it. Thank you. Any wise words? Any parting words?

Anything? I'm glad we all understood how this would go. I think it went great. Textbook. Cut.