Regulation Podcast - F**kface Rock Not Rock Draft

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. 3, 2, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go! We're here! It is the Rocks That Aren't Rock draft, the thing that Gavin hates the most. Gavin, why do you hate this? Why have you constantly shit on this both Publicly and behind the scenes? Well, I was like 7 out of 10 on the draft Format because I kind of don't get it anyway. That's the point! Yeah, and now we're not drafting stuff that we can watch as funny clips

So I'm like 5 out of 10 on this but look prove me wrong. I will be proven wrong. This is gonna be amazing I'm excited to see what you'd pick because it just seemed like your heart not that your heart wasn't in it but you seem lost you seem very confused and what makes a good pick my heart is all the way in and i'm just as confused as i was last time can i ask you a question with your heart all the way in yeah this is all built well first off let's assume the rocks are are the same everywhere but i have i'm curious about like your mall experiences in england and i know that'll be the next video but like do like the way we had malls in america and canada do they do they have those in england

or is it all just like harrods like that no no we have them that i would say most of them aren't as big as the vast beige expanses that you have. Are you guys talking about the mall draft during the rock? Not rock draft? We're just talking about drafts in general. No, we're not talking about drafts in general. We're talking about malls in specific. We should get to the rock draft. Eric's got an excellent point.

I know! Before we mention the rock draft, I have to preface this by saying something that you are going to hear me say every recording from here on until it happens. The fucking Austin, Texas deserves an NBA team. We proved it last night. Get your shit together. Rich billionaires in Austin. Buy us a fucking team.

The city needs it. Okay, rock draft. Go. Okay. Why don't we start from the draft order? We can either do it random or we can have Nick set the order because he won the last draft. Go. Why don't we, so for the draft order, we can either do it random, or we can have Nick set the order, because he won the last draft. I'm happy with either.

Can we set up what we're doing? We're doing a rock, we're drafting rocks that aren't rocks. 3, 2, 1, go. I feel like it's pretty simple. If you watched, if you watched, it's not ball draft. It's the same principle. Who is coming into this as an entry point? We have to, but we have to treat it like it's not the same principle who is coming into this as an entry point we have to but we have

to treat it like it's an entry point it's going okay well this is we're gonna have a snake draft we're drafting things that are rock related as in they have the name rock but are not actually rocks and what have we established before is the moon The moon is not a rock is what we've decided. I disagree. I think the moon is a rock. He decided the moon was out and also pet rocks out. Yeah, we can't do the moon

and pet rocks. They're pet rocks. Because they are rocks. They're rocks. Because they are rocks. Yeah. Yeah. I have a feeling that as we go,

one thing is going to be a rock and we'll cause an argument. That'd be great. Not on my watch. Okay, so, I have random.org here ready to randomize, or or Nick

chooses the order. That makes me want to have Nick do it even more, the fact that he's so adamant that it should be random. Poor Nick. That's a lot of pressure. Who do you think lost the last draft? I don't know. that it should be random. Poor Nick. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. We could do it. Who do you think lost the last draft?

I don't know. Probably me. I have no idea. Nobody's. I went for hyper specific falls that were only on TikTok in my feed in a year. So I didn't. Yeah.

Did we do a poll? Was there a vote or was it just people commenting? No, just commenting. I think it was pretty, pretty roundly decided that Nick won, though. Yeah. Yeah.

It seemed to be a good consensus. I definitely feel like I did worst. Okay, in that case, why don't we do, Jeff, since you're admittedly the worst, you go first, so we'll do like,

you know, that way you get the advantage this time around. And then since I've won, I'll go last. Okay. Okay. And now you just have to

fill in the other three. Okay, so I'm going to randomly pick. Here we go. Gavin, Andrew, Eric. How did you randomly pick? Oh, sick. Gavin, Andrew, hang on. He just said no to whatever came out of his mouth.

I want this to be known. I don't have a problem with what has happened. It does not bother me whatsoever. I do want to say that you said i'll randomly pick and then just you did not you didn't say there was i take it back eric goes last um what what i'm gonna share with you guys right now is here is our spreadsheet where we have i can fill this in don't feel like you need to uh i can with our things it is just it's there for your convenience to that's great look at and then when we're done we'll post an image of the whole thing perfect

that that'll be it so now we know that jeff is going first. Gavin is going second. Andrew is going third. I'm going fourth. Nick is going fifth. And then with snake draft rules, Nick will go first in the next round and we'll reverse the order. There are four slots. We are doing four choices. So that is how many rock not rocks we are drafting in this rock, not rock draft.

Did I? Is that laid out well? You nailed it. It's good. Excruciating detail. Okay. That is, it's so, to say it's necessary,

I think is an understatement. I know. You're right. You're right. So, Jeff, you are our first pick. You are up. All right.

I'm going to share my screen because I prepared a slideshow. So can you guys see? Yes. I don't know how it works. You can see a picture of my rock, not rock raft. That's my cover sheet. Watch the screen.

That's great. You can see that. It's a picture of the rock holding a giant boulder. Nine slides. Yeah, I brought in slides. So I'm going to show you now two slides. The first slide is my rock, my first rock pick, and then some fun facts about it.

So first rock pick I picked. Can you see that? Rock candy. Good pick. I picked it because, and I say, it's yummy. That's the tagline. Rock candy. I hope nobody else picked it.

Sorry if you did. I'm a big fan of rock candy. And here's five facts about rock candy. Number one, rock candy is readily available in the gift shops of all roadside attractions in America. Number two, rock candy originated in Iran and India where it was used to sweeten tea. Did you know that fact number three states that in the Netherlands, it is often baked into a special bread? that fact number three states that in the Netherlands, it is often baked into a special bread. And number four,

it was originally popularized in the 1800s as a cold remedy. That sounds ludicrous. And then the fifth and final fact about rock candy, it is rich in carbohydrates and high in calories. You need calories to survive. I first, let me just say, Jeff,

I love that you've done a presentation. I think that's great. I want to give you credit there. I hate hate to do this that is a dog shit number one Not rock pick yep, I I have rock candy People the stream that it is maybe like 15th on my list and I Take that it's a long shot for me i respect you like it but i can't believe you got shit on the first thing yeah i don't i don't hear i mean here's what i'm not gonna do i'm not gonna shit on anybody else's rocks that are important to them

i've been eating rock candy since i was a child if you were in america and you got to go to like a cave or some shit you were very excited at the end of it to get the treat of rock candy at the gift store rock candy to the gift store. Rock candy to me is an American fucking staple. It's also apparently a staple in India and Iran and the Netherlands. So suck my rock candy. How dare you? How dare you

insult rock candy? You're just sad that I thought of it and I picked it. And I picked it first because it'll be a cold day in hell before any of you guys pick my next rocks. I guarantee you that. I had to get the obvious one out of the way. See, I thought that's like a sixth round.

You would qualify rock candy as important to you? I had it a bunch when I was a kid. Kid stuff's important. I mean, I'm not going to attack what is or isn't important to him's just it's like a mid-tier candy at best in the like it's lower than that it's oh it's a dog shit candy but it's called rock candy and it comes in it's just fucking crystallized sugar on a stick it's ludicrous but that's the point of it how you negative motherfuckers let's see all right who's next am i yeah gavin you are you are next don't feel like you have to provide a slideshow in Five Facts.

You can just give us your pick. I'm sorry. I want this video to take longer than four fucking minutes. No, I love the slideshow, Jeff. All right, I posted mine. What is that? Oh, crack. You're going crack.

Your number one pick is crack. Yep. There you go. Way better than rock candy congratulations rock candy was great jeff you went crack for why why are you taking this in the first round crack rock i had at least a seventh round grade for crack rock i don't understand now i thought that'd be um some backlash because technically it's a rock, right? Yeah, I just think it's a terrible pick

so I don't really need to fight. Like, I'm not going to protest. You have a crack rock. You can have crack rock. What is your problem? How are we doing this wrong? Why do you hate everything? No, I don't hate everything.

I just love it. It's a little bit of reach. It's like taking a punter in the first round. Yeah, I don't... It's just not great imagery now is it all right? Does it mean does that rock not a rock also have to be good imagery? No, it's just a little rough to go started And then progressed into crack

Not rock is technically a rock but the slang term for crack is rock. Yes. So mine is technically the term used nickname for crack. Now, Andrew, I will agree with you. I feel like this was like taking a punter in the first pick, and then the second pick is a long snap. What's wrong with this? It's so bizarre.

There's so many. The whole thing's bizarre. What do you want from me? Okay, what's bizarre is you said there's a clear number one overall and that's not correct. That's not what you submitted. Yesterday we were recording. Hey, Gavin. Well, I said everyone would pick The Rock and then everyone was like, no, I'm not picking The Rock. Well, I said you said I said the rock and

everyone was like, no, I'm not picking the rock. Why would I do that? Oh, I think you got you got flustered by the lack of the rock is a great pick. The rock is should be

in the first round, in my opinion. Well, pick the rock then, you idiot. I'm not because I think there's a better rock, not rock. OK, well, I'm going to

my pick. Put your money where your mouth is because hey, your pick. Hey, Gavin. Yeah, I think we're entering into Jeff and not rock okay well it's time for you to uh put your money where your mouth is because it's your pick hey gavin yeah i think we're entering into jeff and gavin versus the rest of this era you and me buddy i know we keep we i and i buddy you and me fuck the rest of these losers the two guys who had a boring off are going to be against the world. That's right.

I'm taking what I think. One of the most, if not the most iconic. It's a classic. Everyone knows it. It's undeniable. The great rock from Rock, Paper, Scissors. The hand rock. The hand rock from Rock, Paper, Scissors. Name a more iconic rock that isn't a rock.

That was powerful. I had that slated for second round. It's a go-to move. That's a pretty good one. Everybody knows it. It's great. Rock Candy is on my board too. Eighth round.

I was going for deep cuts. With the first pick, you're going deep cuts? It's a deep cut. My first pick you're going deep is a deep cut the first cut the first my first pick was my least deep trust me jeff could you imagine if the celtics gm or owner after drafting the player said yeah we wanted a deep cut so we went with somebody no one's heard i didn't realize we're building a rock nba team here i thought we were just being funny i'm trying to be interesting and i'm trying to pick things that people wouldn't normally think about as a rock maybe you've i mean you've definitely done that with rock candy at a no hell yeah hell yeah okay i'm up next and mine is uh uh

more of a concept but it's encompassing and that'll be rock and roll uh just again very i think it's an obvious pick. I don't think there's anything wrong with an obvious pick in the first round. I think rock and roll as a choice in a rock, not rock thing is where knee jerk. You might go past the rock from professional wrestling. So I feel very good about my first round pick. Was rock and roll a culmination of rock music and roll music or did they come together from the start

I've had this thought recently I don't know what roll is I've asked this can it is there just roll can a song just roll I have no idea I haven't got a clear answer we should look into that who's next is Nick Nick's pick a final first round

I didn't hear Andrew's opinion on rock and roll. Oh, it's good. It's a great pick. You think he's not going to suck Eric off? Please. Why are you blowing Eric for that? Because he didn't take crack rock in the first round. He made a sensible pick.

Everyone knows rock and roll. It's a great pick. Everyone knows crack rock. Oh, man. Okay, so we talked about this in the episode, but I feel like I have to go with it just because it's one of the first R-rated movies I saw as a kid.

Are you going to double rock? No, he's going to double rock, isn't he? Michael Bay movie. Great movie. Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage cage ed harris and a young john c mcginley from scrubs uh also i don't know if y'all know this but a popular fan theory is that sean connery's character is a version of james bond who was washed up bond that's right oh i didn't know that is that like a headcanon thing yeah everyone should watch the outtakes

of that movie by the way ed har Harris goes absolutely apeshit in them. Dude, I sat next to Ed Harris at Chewy's once about 15 years ago. Whoa. Wow. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Did you get his opinion on rock candy? I didn't ask him.

No. Damn. How do you feel? So our first round is completed with Jeff selecting rock candy, Gavin selecting crack rock, Andrew, rock from rock, paper, scissors, Eric, rock and roll, and Nick, the rock film.

First round in the books. I'm annoyed. I feel like Nick tried to gift, like he's like, you know what, Jeff? You're saying you didn't do well last time. I'll give you first. So he put Jeff and Gavin first, and they rewarded that by stepping

in cement shoes and jumping into a lake. Like they just have wasted their positioning. Your negativity is unwarranted and unappreciated right now. Way off your draft board. And I feel like in a weird way, Nick has

rewarded himself going last because he has an amazing swing position. I think he might go double rock, which is incredible. And I think there's a weird way to find out. Nick, you have the first selection in our second round. What do you choose? Let me pull up a picture. Oh, I have a coupon on this.

Ooh, okay. This is good. This is good. I have a coupon. Going with Rocky Road Ice Cream. Going with Rocky Road ice cream. That's a great ice cream. I am on a tear of ice cream right now, and it's all thanks to when we watched Condor Man. I used to eat those Halo Top diet ice creams,

and now I'm just throwing caution to the wind, and I'm buying all the creamy creations that we can get up in here. Rocky Road is in the top. I had my Condor Man for like the next four evenings to finish that off. Do you watch Condorman every time? Have you seen Condorman five times? That's a solid second choice, Nick.

It's a great picnic. I really like that. There's a lot that I could do here with the second. It's so much. Right? But I'm sort of, I that I could do here with the second. It's you've so much. Right. But I'm sort of, I think I'm going to go against who. Okay.

My pick, my second pick is rock band too. Oh, great pick. Great band too. I think is the height of the popularity of Rock Band, has an incredible list of songs, really fixed the hammer-on, pull-off issue that Rock Band 1 had, and I just spent hours and hours and hours and hours and hours playing this game with friends so rock band 2 i feel is a very solid choice for my second round i miss the era of video games with insane amounts of peripherals yes having the drum set the guitar like it was so much fun to like travel with even though it was a

headache to move it's like buy a room it is it's a great game it's a great pick but fuck i'm in a tough spot now yes i was really hoping you would go with the rock was that one of your picks i am it was on the board i had rock man on the board i wasn't sure which one i'd go with but i think rock man 2 is a great choice i'm really because i'd be i i i understand uh your predicament andrew i feel like i was just in it where i went oh i know what i want but there's such you, the obvious choice and it has, do you work for the block or are you true to yourself? It's more of an issue for me where there's an obvious choice, but the one, yeah, I really want something, but I'm not confident it will get back to me. I'm worried about it.

But with rock candy and crack rock, I don't feel like I can predict what's coming next you won't predict mine i guarantee you okay well i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna go with not the obvious one although it should be taken by this one i'm stunned that it's not taken i'm going with an all-time classic you cannot you cannot deny the power of john tesh i'm going basketball i'm going round ball rock oh that's such a good one nbc's on basketball theme fantastic a great snl sketch that i'd highly recommend watching yep fantastic song it's ridiculous i'd watch his version of it for the the photo i linked it's hilarious. It's just so absurd. Great music. He's pumped.

One of the best sports songs of all time, I'd say, as far as TV networks go. I think that it's a really good choice. I think that it's a lot of fun. I will now, where we're at in the draft, I will take back everything that I said about Rock Candy and Crack Rock. Thank you. Because now this is swinging back to Gavin and Jeff,

and they have essentially the world wide open for whatever they want, because there's no way they were picking any of those six, I think, other than maybe the Rock film. So I take it all back. Good picks on Rock Candy and Crack Rock. I still think those are... Wait, nobody's taken Rock Candy first round. Or second round.

I just did. It's the number one pick in the draft. But Andrew, it's wide open. No, I understand. But I guess my concern, you guys just watched a basketball game that maybe put me a little paranoid on edge that Round Ball Rock was going to get taken.

I just really want it. I really want a John Tesh on my board. Okay, who's next? Gavin? I'm next. My pick. Jeff will know what this is. Bad Guy Daddy 3.

Oh, Bad Guy Daddy 3! What? 30 Rock. Yeah. That's a great choice. That is a great choice. When Millie was younger, she went through a phase

where she always wanted to watch Liar Liar, and she called it Bad Guy Daddy. when Millie was younger she went through a phase where she always wanted to watch Liar Liar and she called it Bad Guy Daddy and then I think we got sick of watching it so we wanted to watch all of The Office so to make sure that Millie was fine with it we named The Office Bad Guy Daddy 2

and then when we were done watching The Office we moved on to Bad Guy Daddy 3, which was all of 30 Rock. And she fucking fell for it because she was a little kid. But she was just like, where's Bad Guy Daddy? When is he going to show up? So I think Michael Scott was technically the second Bad Guy Daddy. And then Alec Baldwin was the third. Yeah.

Oh, man. I forgot about that. I think that's a great choice. That's definitely like a first round pick. That's a good one. Good, good, good. Wasn't even on my board. That's a great pick.

Fantastic. Prepare to hate my next pick. I'm going to share my screen. You're going to share your screen? Oh, okay, wait. The next pick for me, number two is Rocky from The Rockford Files. Jim Rockford's dad on The Rockford Files was named Rocky.

It's also my dad's favorite show, and when I would come home from the army to spend time with my dad, we would watch Rockford Files together. It was how we bonded, so if you make fun of this, you're making fun of my dead father, and that's really sad. Five facts about The Rockford Files. Rocky, the character was played by Noah Beery Jr. Rocky was a retired truck driver in the show. Number three, he was listed as number 45 on TV Guide's list of best TV dads of all time. Number four, he received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame way back in 1960,

way before the Rockford Files even aired. And number five, he died in 1994 of cerebral thrombosis. Oh my God. Number two, Jeff Rocky from the Rockford Files. The exclamation mark at the end of each fact is it hits really hard with a death one. He did.

Yeah, as rough. Jeff, I appreciate the pick. I think that's a wonderful story you shared. I'm not going to say anything negative about it. I love that you made the slides. I want that to be clear. I'm a big fan of the slides. I think you've done a fantastic job in that regard.

These may not be the rocks that the world would pick, but these are the rocks that mean something to me and my. Yeah, I respect it. I mean, that's weird for like, that's cool. And I get that. It's weird for a draft that we're all doing. You gotta like team chemistry is one of the most important things. Like, and so I got to build a team that I feel comfortable with being a part of.

Didn't you say earlier, like, oh, are we drafting a per we're not drafting a perfect basketball team. Isn't that the thing you said? I'm not saying it's a perfect basketball team. I'm saying it's a team that has good chemistry. I'm building unity. That's a good one, too, because his entry has Rocky from the Rockford Files,

which is two references of the word rock in the same way. It's the first level rock from Rock, Paper, Scissors. Kind of doubling it. And I will say, Jeff, you probably should have kept sharing your screen because you are up next. Oh, okay. I am up next. Well, here we go. Let me switch back over and share my screen again.

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into the Moonrockers in just 20 minutes. Number four, they were available as an add-on to the Rock of Fire explosion for just $15,000, which is a bargain if you think about it, because the Rock of Fire explosion was like 75 grand. So then you get like a basically a second band for only 15,000 more. And fact number five there's not many facts about them online i've never heard of them i miss the idea of novelty restaurants with gimmicky shit in them like i want more rainforest cafes yeah i want more

animatronics that's ridiculous they were at the tail end of the height of animatronics really yeah that's interesting. I've never been to a showbiz pizza or anything like that. I would have loved to have experienced that. I have no... And you're not going to upset... My dad didn't take me to the showbiz casino or anything. He didn't?

Okay. No, it wasn't the last thing he did before he died or anything, so feel free to shit on my third one. No. You know what? You've been clear. You're team heart. You're going with your heart.

I'm not going to attack you. I've seen the moon rockers in my childhood i remember them very clearly because they were fucking weird and they were all aliens and i was like i want the bear back you know i'm just the rock fire explosion i know you've structured this way would you say that you like rock candy more than that memory of your father and rocky and rockford files does that have more weight to you no No, I said I was picking Rock Handy first just because I thought it had the biggest chance of getting picked by somebody

else. I had zero fear that you guys had ever even heard of the Moon Rockers or Rocky. Okay. Fair enough. Gavin? Okay, my third pick. Bam! Oh! Rock Lobster.

A Rock Lobster. It's a good one. No, it's not. It's not. It's a song? It's a song. It's a twofer. Wow.

You got the B-52s and Seafood Restaurant. There you go. This is unbelievable. What do you mean? Well, I think it's a great pick. No, it's not. It's not the problem. Once again, the problem is unbelievable. What do you mean? Well, I think it's a great pick. No, it's not. The problem, once again, the problem is he said that there's another pick that is obviously the first overall that's taken, and he's

now taken three things ahead of it. That's what's baffling to me. I don't know how this works. I don't know what I should be doing. Gavin, I think you made a great pick. You're doing fantastic. What you should be doing is not listening to Andrew because he doesn't make a lot of sense. He's all over the map. I think I made a great pick. You're doing fantastic. What you should be doing is not listening to Andrew because he doesn't make a lot of sense. He's all over the map.

I think I'm being very clear on this. Honestly, I'm throwing these in, and I'm squinting my eyes shut because I don't know what's going to happen. You shot on crap rocks. I got a good shot for 30 rock, and I got a shot for rock lobster. I don't know what's going to happen

whenever I put one in. Oh, man. I feel like I'm a freaking deal or no deal. Are you still a 7 out of 10 on this? Yeah, where are you at right now? I was feeling pretty good after that. Right now, I'm at a 4 again. Why?

I think everyone else said it's good. Rock Lobster is good. I love it. But it's Andrew's bit and he's shitting on it. No, I'm just saying, I think contextually, there's other things to take. I think there's a big one. What do you mean there's other things to take? Do you want me to just take it?

Do I have to take it? I didn't want to do this. I didn't plan on doing this, but I can't believe I'm still getting, I'm going with Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah. Yep. The all time. The all time biggest, one of the biggest movie stars, if going with Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah. The all-time, the all-time biggest one of the biggest movie stars

if not the biggest movie star in the world. Yep. So many great movies. Fast Five, The Rundown just an all-around talent. I mean, that's not even talking about his wrestling career. Yep. Unbelievable.

The biggest rock that is in Iraq possibly in the world. At least financially, I think that's undeniable. Yeah, he was my cover sheet. He main evented four WrestleManias. Like, he's a... I mean, really, he's the man. Definitely on the list, but...

I'd say the only place he's failed is video games. Are you not going to post a picture of The Rock? Well, you know, you covered it already. It was on your spreadsheet. I could... Okay. Honestly, I can find one, but I didn't expect to get them in the third i'm gonna i'm gonna go with my favorite rock era rock i'm gonna i'm gonna take a uh specifically

the rock from the rugby king nah a little past that a little after that slight adjustment rock from the rundown oh rundown my favorite rock movie yeah wow i've seen that it's funny funny yeah it's a good movie good action movie okay great pick i'm next uh i am i'm gonna take a pick that i don't know that i don't know that everyone's gonna agree with but i but I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go with Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys. Oh, that's great. That's a great one. Really good. I mean, really fantastic lyrics.

Like, well, my name is Ad-Rock. I'm a Scorpio. Don't ask me because I just don't know. Famously married to Ione Sky. Yep. Now he's married to, I think, the lady from Bikini Kill, Catherine.

Yes, that is true. Yeah, I think they're married. The screaming woman? Yeah, yeah, on my phone.

My phone ringer, the screaming lady, that's who's married to him. That's a great point, Gavin. Yeah, that's such a good pick, Eric.

Adam Horowitz. I can't believe I missed him. Feel really good about Ad-Rock. Ad-Rock, truly the king. Adam Horowitz. I can't believe I missed him. Feel really good about Ad Rock. Ad Rock, truly the king. Really big fan. So, happy with the Beastie Boys pick on this thing. Such a good pick. I love the Beastie Boys. I can't believe I never even

considered Ad Rock. Wow, it wasn't even on your list? It wasn't even on my list. Missed my board completely. Wow. Great pick. And I love Ad Rock. My favorite Beastie Boy. God damn it. I'm mad at myself. Kathleen Hanna. That's her name. My favorite Beastie Boy. God damn it. I'm mad at myself. Kathleen Hanna. That's her name.

Great choice. Great choice. Nick? I feel like you have put a lot of pressure on with that one. And so I have reconsidered my third pick. I know what my fourth one is going to be. So I think I'm going to drop what I originally had. And I'm going to pivot to something.

I don't know if anyone remembers this show or not. Third Rock from the Sun. Good one. We got John Lithgow. You got a bunch of young... What the hell is his name? I can't remember. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Kristen Johnson. Also, Wayne Knight

from Seinfeld. Great show. Completely forgot about it. And I think it might be worth a rewatch. I think John Lithgow is a great actor. Joseph Gordon-Levitt obviously is a great actor. I think you drafted this appropriately with the third round pick of Third Rock from the Sun. I think there's a lot to like about this.

Yeah, he's a good pick. It's funny when you grow up with Lithgow in this and then you watch him in like dexter and you're like oh he's got some range yeah a little bit great great your last picnic last pick so this one i was gonna go with no matter what i think unless somebody had picked it first but might be a little controversial but i'm gonna go with rolling rock beer wow now the reason i go with it no matter what it's always skunky if you love that taste for some reason but it's the beer i feel like that your dad always has in his fridge when you go home to visit and it's usually the thing that you probably have for the first time with your dad uh so it's one of the first things

i ever had when i was old enough to drink a beer like that I had with my dad. I've only heard of that because of Angry Video Game Nerd. Oh yeah, him too. After that I went on a kick. It was popular in the army because it's real cheap. It's super cheap, dude. We used to drink it a lot in the army. College beer.

That's a great fourth pick. Thank you. Way to go. Nick, your list is complete. It's a really good one. I think you did a really good job. You did a fantastic job. I'm torn torn i'm torn for my last pick um i have a theme going and i think i'm gonna stick with it i guess we'll talk about all of our runners up later like when we're done because i

think we're gonna have a lot that didn't make the board so i I'm just going to go with my pick now. And this fits within my theme of all music, which is what I was not trying for, but definitely ended up with. My final pick is Chris Rock, who has a song that he's known for to be a comedian. However, Table Dance, great song. And that is why I picked Chris Rock. That's why he's in my fourth slot.

Table Dance, way to go, Chris Rock. Everything you're doing, keep it up, man. You're on top of the world right now. And I can't wait to see what's next for Chris Rock. It's a good pick. I mean, he played CB4. CB4's classic. Yeah, you had a lot of angles on the music thing. Swe's a good pick. I mean, he played CB4. CB4's classic. Yeah, you had a lot of angles on the music thing.

Sweat from the balls. I do appreciate you went all musical rocks, was your idea. I think that's a great theme. I was really torn between my next pick and Chris Rock, so you made that a lot easier for me. I appreciate that. Great pick, Eric. Really strong board overall, as well. In ways that, like, a lot easier for me. I appreciate that. Great pick, Eric. Really strong board overall as well,

in ways that a lot of things I didn't even consider. Great picks. And now it's your turn. Yeah, to round up my draft, I am going to take a film. I'll just quickly prepare a photo for it. It was written by Mike White, Survivor player, also creator of The White Lotus,

starring Jack Black. I am going to be taking School of Rock. Oh, good one. One of my favorite movies growing up. Yep. I watched it a lot. Directed by Austin's own Richard Linklater. Yep.

It's the Linklater thing. It's great. I had the album as a kid. It was fantastic. A big part of my childhood. Loved School of Rock. It's a great rock, not rock. Good choice.

And that's my pick. Solid choice. Whoved School of Rock. It's a great rock, not rock. Good choice. And that's my pick. Solid choice. Who's next? Gavin. Why is my picture? You guys having the same issue. Here we go. This one is not necessarily a crowd pleaser,

but a room pleaser. Bam. K-Rock. Dick Gavin. Great pick. What aRock. Oh! Dick Gavin! Great pick. Oh, what a pick. Thank you. That might be the best pick.

Oh, wow. Wow. Bit Howard Stern. Oh, Gav. That's a killer. Oh, my God. Honestly, I still had no idea if I was going to be shit on for that. I don't know.

No, that's phenomenal. Emb for that. I don't know. No, that's phenomenal. Embarrassed. We're in the fourth round. I didn't think of it. Great, great pick. I can't believe you snuck that one in. That's a great one, man. Yeah.

Sweet. I'm so relieved. Share my screen. You ended strong on that one. Way to go, man. Good one to end on. Way to go. Great link to the crowd.

I guess I'm going to close the Rock Draft out with my fourth pick. It's the final pick in the draft. I'm amazed. I'm happy nobody picked it before I did, but I didn't really expect you to. The pick I'm going to end this with is 30 North Rockingham Avenue. Does anybody know what 30 North Rockingham Avenue is? It's got a dark history. Wait, 30 or 360? I'm sorry, 360 North Rockingham

Avenue. Sorry. 360 North Rockingham Avenue is famous, one of the most famous addresses in America. Famous because it's where OJ Simpson lived. Here are five facts about 360 North Rockingham. Number one,

it no longer exists. It was sold and then razed to the ground in 1998 and a new house was built on it. Number two, Kato Kaelin lived in the guest house.

Famous Kato Kaelin. Number three, it is only about two miles from the house where Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman were brutally murdered. Number four,

OJ bought the house in 1907 for only $650,000. And number five, OJ is guilty as shit, allegedly. There you go. That's my final pick of the 360 North Rockingham. You know, when Gavin took Crack Rock, I thought he was going to draft the only killer.

I didn't expect there to be a murder house involved. Well, to be fair, nobody was murdered in that house. That's just where OJ lived. That's where he lives. When he murdered his wife and her platonic friend, by the way. I don't think there was anything going on. This might be the most bonkers piece of content we've made yet. Now, it's not alleged he lived there, right?

We can't confirm that. No, he's confirmed he lived there. He definitely lived there. They had to bulldoze the house because so many people would come by to take photos. It was creating tons of traffic and issues they couldn't resolve. And so eventually they just had to bulldoze the house.

And then when they built the new house, they turned it so the address is no longer, there's no longer a 360 North Rockingham. The address changed. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, that is. Well, interesting picks.

Let's run through this draft board one last time and then maybe talk about some runners up some things that we didn't get on here. First up, Jeff's drafts are Rock Candy, Rocky from the Rockford Files, the Moon Rockers, and 360 North Rockingham Avenue. I like to get progressively niche. Jeff told me yesterday as we were going to the game, oh, there's no way you guys are getting any of these. And I think I told him, I'm not really sure if that's what you're looking for in the draft winning one it's what i was looking for for sure you did it um next up is gavin who

was not sure what this was or how to do it um was crack rock 30 rock rock lobster and k rock 30 Rock, Rock Lobster, and K-Rock. Great. I mean, really, it started, I will say maybe a little shaky with Crack Rock, but then real dark. Yeah. Yeah. Once again, my issue is less, like, those are all great Rock, not Rock picks.

It's like where they were taken is mainly my issue. Where they were taken? Yeah, so like if you would have taken Crack Rock in the fourth round, I would have supported it fully. It's just coming out with Crack Rock. a little strong and like reverse i still don't agree with that next time i'll ask you what order i should do a bit of your board i would have went 30 rock rock lobster k rock crack rock okay why just i feel Rock, Lobster, K-Rock, Crack Rock. Okay. Why? Just I feel the value of shifting those. It would just be like... I gotta be honest with you.

I think the value of Crack Rock is probably higher than anything else on the board. But nobody's gonna take Crack Rock. That's the problem. Too many people take Crack Rock. That's why it's worth so much. But not in this context. The best... I don't know what you mean.

You would take Crack Rock over The Rock or Chris Rock or any of these other things? The residuals on Crack Rock are way higher than the residuals on 30 Rock, I guarantee you. I appreciate that you keep explaining this to Gavin and he keeps saying, I don't know what you mean. And there's no effort to try to help him understand. There's no explanation. I wouldn't have done it explanation I wouldn't have done it it's a value proposition the value of what value

I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of something that okay it would be like okay Gavin it would be like if we were gonna say what are the best Xbox 360 games and you went vampire survivors first round or whatever. Not that game. Vampire Reign. Whatever that shitty vampire game.

We're doing Best Rocks. What do you mean? The Best Rocks that aren't rocks? Yeah. You wanted to try to present the strongest board to win the draft by the best. Now you can I guess measure what the best is differently but I feel like Crack Rock

is a tough first one to start with i mean i couldn't disagree more apparently the track crack rock is worth like 1.3 trillion dollars a year and yeah that seems pretty high value and i rock and and how much money is made from the rock from rock paper scissors yeah not a lot but it has a lot of... It's a free game. Everyone has it for free. You can't even buy it. There's no DLC or anything. Yeah. It's the lowest value game. And it's true.

You can give Crack Rock away, but it just brings people back to pay for it. Nobody's like, here's a free game. The first game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is free. You gotta pay me two bucks for the next one. Unless you start charging for games of Rock, Paper, Scissors. I may be greatly underestimating the power of track rock but i just don't in the first round it's i don't know

nobody's dying for rock paper scissors well uh speaking of rock paper scissors here's andrew's draft board the rock from rock paper scissors round ball rock by john tesh dwayne the rock johnson in the third round, and School of Rock to round it out. I feel great about my board. There's some of my own personality. Was your School of Rock the film or the soundtrack or the school in School

of Rock? See, I had this conversation with Gavin yesterday. I was worried that if I drafted School of Rock the movie, could somebody then draft School of Rock the soundtrack? School of Rock the soundtrack. I don't think anybody probably would have thought of Rock the movie. Could somebody then draft School of Rock the soundtrack? I don't think anybody probably would have thought of that except you. I was just thinking of weird double scenarios. I think maybe you outmaneuvered yourself there, bud.

Well, it's fine. It didn't come up. I was just curious what would happen. Is that even allowed? I was curious how that would have played out, but I didn't have to worry about that. So you talked to Gavin about it well I just mentioned that like the possibilities of I couldn't maybe there were other examples that I wasn't aware of right so you talked to Gavin about it the guy who came into this saying I don't know what this is or what we're just

we're just talking cash this is something I brought up in conversation I feel like when Gavin Gavin and Andrew talk about rules of anything it just gets more confusing that is true Gavin and I together make the worst rules committee I just don't see how that conversation is different from is the rock the movie different to the rock

the Alcatraz prison or the island because they're different these are the same product it's just like pulling apart of the specific narrative of School of Rock in a listenable form the story of Alcatraz

is not the story of the Rock the movie starring fucking Sean Connery and Ed Harris why is he gonna be fucking Sean Connery because he is okay I didn't name him that Jeff argue with his parents it's not my? I didn't name him that. Jeff, argue with his parents. It's not my fault. I didn't do that.

I named the fucking Sean Connery. Next up is my music-themed draft list of Rock and Roll, Rock Band 2, Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys, and Chris Rock. I feel good about my theming. I am so mad about the ad rock pick it was a good like a good way like that was such a such a great pick feel good about it wasn't even in my but he did it third yeah which is is great it's a great move by him it wasn't even on my radar it should have been i don't know if gavin was being accusatory or trying to like also get in on it.

I'm trying to learn without asking questions and it's making it worse. Gav, there's nothing to learn. There's no consistency. There's no insight for you to glean from any of this. I promise you. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. And finally, Nick, who went last, he has chosen The Rock, the film, Rocky Road Ice Cream, Third Rock from the Sun, and Rolling Rock Beer.

I think those are all very good choices. All different things. You went for a theme. I was trying to pick a different genre. Yeah, you got a good variety of All different things. You went for a theme. I went for, I was trying to pick a different genre. Yeah, you got a good variety of stuff. Definitely. Rocky Road Ice Cream, great. We can let people vote when this comes out so we can see who they think won.

Who do we think won? I mean, I think, I obviously think I won. You do? I think I easily had the best four. Gavin, do you think Jeff won you do I think I easily had the best for Gavin do you think Jeff won sure I mean I definitely lost apparently because I did crack rock so I'm not no it's it's not sorry I did crack rock first that's why I lost it's just confusing when you said literally day ago you're gonna take the rock first overall it's a little bit weird well did. You said undeniably there is a number one overall. I got talked out of doing that

because I thought whoever goes first is going to pick the Rock Johnson. Somehow ended up in the third round. I would say if you looked at our draft board as a teeter-totter, Jeff and Gavin's feet are high up in the air. I don't know what you just said. Is being high in the air good or bad?

Isn't that what you want from a teeter-totter? To go high? No, I disagree. So I think what you're saying is like, Gavin and I are closer to the sun and heaven. I need like a translator for these. You quite dead to death on the board. Maybe it's a Canadian thing.

Maybe we're... I think I'm being very clear. You know, I'll be honest. The message got a little muddied with Crack Rock. But I think there's a clear... If you did this Family Feud style, and you said, name rock, not rock, Crack Rock is not in the top ten.

I don't know that that's true. I don't know that I agree with that at all. Maybe I just have a bias against the Crack Rock. I don't know. We'll find out. It's like you spent too much time listening to fucking dare speeches. Oh, yeah. Fucking in gyms across grade schools in Canada, probably. No, yeah.

I gave one of those speeches. So see, there you go. You're you're biased against crack rock. Yeah, I am. I think you're right. I think I'm in a bubble think I'm in a bubble. I'm in a bubble against Crack. I think we're not going to see.

I don't think we're going to land on who won. That's fine. Are there any that you didn't pick or that didn't make the draft board that you feel like you want to put out there? I have six, if you don't mind. Please. These are my backups. Rock the Casbah by the Clats. No, I don't mind. Please. These are my backups. Rock the Kazba by The Clash.

No, I don't have pictures of them. Oh, okay. Rock the Kazba by The Clash. The old comic book hero, Sergeant Rock. Oh. Rocky and Bullwinkle, who I was a big fan of. That's on my list. The Korean Rock Army.

Oh, that's a good one. Awesome. Pop Rocks. But I liked Rocky Candy more than Pop Rocks. And then Boulder, Colorado. Oh, Boulder, Colorado is a a good one. Pop Rocks. But I liked Rocky Candy more than Pop Rocks. And then Boulder, Colorado. Oh, Boulder, Colorado is a really good one. That's where JonBenet Ramsey was killed. I was thinking about going just with murders.

Then I decided not to. I had the Colorado Rockies on mine. That's a good one. But on those rocks? Yeah, that would have been contentious, potentially. What's the baseball team? Oh, the oh okay good point yeah yeah yeah that i'm talking oh i'm sorry yes i'm talking about the baseball team the colorado rockies listen i'm in not the i'm in a non specifically the rocky mountains in colorado yeah not talking about those david and i are

shared together in a non-baseball bubble like I am in a non-crack bubble. Got it. I had Rockabye Baby. I felt like that one was strong, but the one that I wanted to pick and

then ended up not picking was my friend Rocco. Yeah, I just didn't want to get away from it. I felt like my music theming I

really enjoyed. That would have been really funny. Yeah, I just, I wanted to pick my friend Rocco, but then... But would you say he's a rock? See, that's also why I did not pick him, because tough. To have to make a case for it is very tough.

You know what I mean? Gavin, would you let me or no? I don't know why you're asking me anything about this. I just want to know what you think. I don't know, you're asking me anything about this. I just want to know what you think. I don't know. That's the point. But I want to know what you think. In this moment, what do you think? Would you be okay with it?

Well, it's not spelled R-O-C-K. That's true. It's R-O-C-C-O, right? But what about, I had Jay-Z's Rockefeller Records. Would I not be able to have Rockefeller Records? Huh. I don't know.

I think I'd allow that. I think I'd be okay with it. I mean, Gavin, you were so adamant just now about it being spelled rock. I just don't know why you hold the line, bud. I mean, I would have had the same issue with the Korean Army, right? Like, that's... R-O-K. R-O-K.

Wow. Fair point. Yeah, I don't... same issue with the korean army right like that's r okay r okay wow fair point yeah i don't i think those picks would get away i think if gavin was more confident leading the charge against them i would i would be i'd be with them and make that charge but i don't think i'd lead that i think i'd be okay with all those picks i'd have been totally fine with it i had a stick of rock which is i guess is rock candy. No, it's not. It's totally different. Yeah, I don't think you could cheat. Again, Jeff, pick rock candy right away.

That was going to be my first pick, and then Jeff picked rock candy and got a chat on, and I was like, thank Christ that I didn't pick that. Wait, hang on. You were going to pick rock candy also in the first round? That's such a dumb idea now.

I take back everything I said about rock candy as an A number one choice. I absolutely stand corrected. Wow. I didn't know what was happening when he was getting shown, and I just quickly had to find a fork Like another one. I was freaking out Pivoted to crack From from stick of rock

So what I'm hearing is if I didn't pick rock can't get first. I would have lost my choice. You would have. Absolutely. And that's why I take it back. Prudent to pick rock candy. Number one in the goddamn draft is the LeBron James of rocks, baby. It's Victor Wibinyama. Oh, it's awesome. I mean, Jeff, you picked rock candy and fucked up Gavin's whole board. Yeah, you did. I posted this picture as well in the episode when we were discussing this whole idea and then i didn't even get to use it oh i feel so fucking well i mean you brought up drafting the rock and you didn't pick him either i will say in an argument even though

you did fuck up his board it is tough jeff on the guy that is constantly saying i don't know what's going on has the same first overall pick all i'm saying is 40 of the group picked rock candy first can i share the origin of this really dumb draft idea yeah i was watching um just like old like vhs you know like like instructional type videos and there is a great awful one called rock swimming workout let me introduce you to rock this is the start of this idea this is rock here's an informational video called rock swimming workout without weight i can't tell if that's a lower third or whether it's written on his shirt what is that what's going on it's a lower third um it's great it's a tape where he shows how to work out but doesn't do any working out himself

and it feels like he's got a homeless guy doing like squats that he's friends with and the middle of the tape is interrupted by this like 80 year old man discussing how the prohibition should come back because he hates alcohol it is fantastic that is the origin of this I saw that and I was like

there's a lot of rocks that aren't rocks and that is how this all came to be. Definitely the thumbnail I'm going to use. He's got such a like, he's got his arms on his side and he's like it's not the posture of a dude who's about to teach you how to work out.

He just looks disappointed. He looks like a Far Cry character. Like everything about the rock. The way he looks. He looks like a Far Cry character. Like, everything about the rock, the way he looks. He's great. I love him. Any other rock picks that we didn't get but we feel like should be honorable mentions? I mean, I had a huge list that I was surprised didn't get used. Yeah, I had a couple that we didn't use.

You want to say yours? Rocco's Modern Life. I know Rocco was up for discussion, but I completely had forgotten about that show. And then the Rock and Roller Coaster at Disney World. Jack Petillo pick, yeah. I don't think I would have let you get away with that if I picked Rock and Roll. Oh, interesting. But you let Jeff get away with moon rockers yeah but they're like

that's like uh i looked at pictures of them and they're more like a band yeah they're like they're more space music yeah it's definitely yeah yeah gavin what i meant is they're more space music that's right yeah got it yeah what else nick uh and then uh do you remember fraggle rock What else, Nick? And then, do you remember Fraggle Rock? Of course. It was on my board. It was on my board. Love Jim Henson.

Nobody picked the Rockettes either. That's true. Yeah, Fraggle Rock is great. Great theme song. Prudential. Get a piece of the rock. We didn't pick that. Prudential insurance. Andrew, do you want to run down your list of ones you didn't uh yeah sure

I had I'm just going through uh we will rock you Detroit Rock City Rocky uh I had uh I had Rock Candy 11 when that's coming up on my list originally uh Rap Rock Punk Rock Hard Rock Cafe

uh Crack Rock 22 Crocod 22 crocodile shit on both of the things that were on his own list i just don't understand they're just lower they're just lower on the list lower on the list like he doesn't see the same value uh in them as he does as round ball rock okay yeah that's just my opinion though yeah i could be wrong maybe i'll be greatly wrong as we said i think i might be in a i'll be greatly wrong as we said i think i might be in a crack rock bubble we'll see there's gotta be a better way to say that they're just i think it's the perfect way i am in a crack rock bubble of uh i hate god i'm just a crack rock hater okay i guess i need to own up to the fact just hate it oh god i love it well not

crack rock i don't love crack I love how stupid this is. And we have to do this again right after. We gotta do it one more time. So we should wrap this up. Yep. I also have a suggestion for our fourth draft. Oh, yeah. I have a very funny story about this.

Oh. Do you? Well, is it a different one? Because you pitched me one. Yeah. No, it's a different one. Okay. Go ahead. Falls. Fall? Oh., no, it's a different one. Okay, go ahead.

Falls. Ball? Oh, what? I think we should do a Falls 2. Oh, I thought you said balls, and I was a little more excited. Me too, I absolutely thought he said balls. Oh, no, Falls. Falls.

Because there are so many good falls that I forgot about. You want to just redo our first draft? Your suggestion? I just wanted to come back around we definitely need to do a falls round too i want to do one that just falls from sloppy joes i've been saving enough of them um i when we weeks ago after uh we recorded an episode g Gavin once again shit on this idea. Just the two of us. And I was like, well, you know what? You come up with a draft idea that what do you think would be a great draft topic? And he said explosions.

And I was like, you know, it's pretty good. I kind of like that. We're going to go from video to video. They're like videos of really good explosions. I like explosions as an option. But next one, our next draft is malls in the sense of if we are all a mall what stores would we have i gotta say i don't think this this episode suffered in any way by not being video no not at all well i agree why would it need to be

video it doesn't that's what i'm saying right falls, the falls one had falls that we watched. This was just images of the moon rockers or whatever. So, I mean, it never needed to be video to begin with. The video will actually have more in it than. I can't believe that we're coming up on an hour of this draft. I thought this would be like 20, 30 minutes.

I wanted to do both of them together because I thought neither of them would be long enough on their own. We've done 150 episodes of the podcast and I don't know how you guys always come in and go like, I don't know about this one. I don't know if we have anything. It's an hour and a half of what animal is most sneaky

that just sets everyone on a fucking tizzy. So like, we're always good. We're going to be fine. Well, listen to the, hang on, Face podcast. If you listen to this and you don't listen to the regular podcast, that's absurd. So thank you for listening to this.

You guys have any parting words for the people listening to this draft list? Say no to crack. Yeah, don't do or sell drugs although it is a way more lucrative way to go about it than trying to license Roundball Rock.

And be on the lookout for our next draft, mall draft. It's gonna be amazing. If you thought this sucked, wait till you see the mall draft. it's gonna be amazing. If you thought this sucked wait till you see the mall draft. I guess I just want to apologize again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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