Regulation Podcast - F**kface Sloppy Joes Bingo

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to... Jesus. What is that about? Keep going. Hello and welcome to the first ever official i've been i've been beta testing this every saturday night friday and saturday night for like the last two months welcome to the first official sloppy joe's bingo face test uh because this isn't what the

final form will be but this is us we're gonna're going to watch the Sloppy Joe's live stream. If you don't know what this is, this is a bar in Key West called Sloppy Joe's, famous for two things. One, Ernest Hemingway liked it a lot. And two, they proclaim, they purport to have invented the Sloppy Joe, although there's another restaurant somewhere in the Midwest

that also says they did it. What we're going to do, I have been creating bingo prompts for the last couple of months, and I have narrowed it down to the absolute best of the prompts, and I've given everybody random bingo cards. In the middle, you'll see the fuck space. You can go ahead and mark that off. That is your free space for bingo. And also go ahead and look at your bingo prompts now there are about 55 of them

so not everybody's gonna get every prompt we'll probably we'll probably have different ones but if there's any confusion if anybody doesn't understand uh what i've written down ask me now i mean we can cover it in the moment but ask me now and I'd be happy to explain. We've not started yet because I'm looking at a pretty dumb hat right now and I'm not getting. No, no, we have not started. We haven't started. We have not started. We need to be really clear that this doesn't. Man, you're right.

I would definitely check that. Oh, that's 100 percent dumb hat. Yeah. And if he's still there by the time I'm done talking, he's yours. But like, for instance, I have guy on guy scooter on mine. If you don't know what that means it's two dudes riding on a scooter

and they don't want to touch it happens all the time in Florida dudes don't like to touch dudes in Florida for some reason

a dead parrot head that seemed to confuse a lot of the people in the audience if you don't know what a parrot head is it's a person who's way too

into Jimmy Buffett there are this is like Disneyland for Jimmy Buffett fans, Key West. And so there, what happens is a bunch of fucking scuzzy dudes try to retire early to Key

West and they end up blowing through all their money in margaritas. And then they walk around like zombies. You'll recognize them. I'll point them out. If you have a question, is that a dead parrot head? I'll, I'll tell you yes or no.

Uh, can I ask, crosswalk coward, is that someone who's about to go and then they stop? Yeah, it happens a lot. Which also, every once in a while a thing can be two things, right? Like separated at the crosswalk can also be a crosswalk coward if one person goes

and the other person doesn't. That's great. I have both of those and they're right next to each other. We all have our own bingo cards that Jeff has made for us and what will be happening is we'll post these so you guys can follow along with our bingo cards and this uh sloppy joe stream jeff what's the double fisting double fisting is when somebody walks around with two beers or two nice mixed drinks or whatever they have one in each hand. It happens a lot. I've pretty much whittled it down to,

there's only a few rarities that are going to be on the board. I'll also mention we're doing this. It's 9.07 p.m. Central Time, which means it's 10.07 p.m. on a Thursday night in Key West. Thursday's a good night. The best nights are obviously Friday and Saturday.

We have determined that slop o'clock, that is the moment when things are out of control and they're at their wildest. Slop o'clock is 11.15 p.m. for Key West people. It's very specific, yeah. I imagine we'll win before then, but you never know.

I figure we do one round, unless it's over in five minutes, and then we can do a couple more. I do have extra bingo cards. Yeah, I do have another question, Jeff. Okay, okay. What is the ghost tour bus street train? Is that a specific one, or are there a variety of them?

You'll know that when you see it. There's a slash. It's ghost tour bus, which you will see, or street train, which is like a little choo-choo train that drives around and picks people up and drops them off. I'm going to be honest, that wasn't a real question. I just wanted the hat guy to get fully out of frame.

So let's cut to that. You son of a bitch. Dumb hat left and also tricycle left. Okay, so we're going to count down, and then if you're watching, if you're listening to this, this has to be difficult, then if you're watching, if you're listening to this, this has to be difficult, but if you're watching this, you will see what we are seeing right there. So, Jeff, you want to count us down, and that is when we will officially begin.

All right, I'm going to count us down from 300. What? Just kidding. Five, four, three, two, one. Slop joe bingo bitches let's go all right so wait are we are we doing full card are we doing just like no no we're just gonna do just a bingo yeah got it one line okay just five five in any any row wait what's what's what's me more me more it's a great question it's a very old lady who has no business being out this late. Okay.

I'll point her out. When you look at her and you're like, Granny, what are you doing out at midnight? Like that kind of thing, you'll see her. Yeah. And I will try to point out, I have these all ingrained in my brain because I've been doing this so much.

So I'll try to point out any time I see one, whether it's on, because I don't know what your cards are or not. Right. So, and if anybody has any questions,'t know what your cards are or not. Right. Uh, so, and if anybody has any questions, you let me know. This is great.

Like you've been talking about this and seeing it in action with bingo cards in front of us is very, like, I'm kind of like thrilled that we're doing this. I'm both thrilled and overwhelmed because the cards are so vast. Dumb right now. Dumb hat. Dumb hat. Where?

Dumb hat. There is a guy. Oh, son of a bitch. He's got like a plastic top hat on? Yes. Dumb hat. Where? Dumb hat. There is a guy. Son of a bitch. Is that a plastic top hat on? Yes, it is. Plastic top hat. That is a dumb hat.

If anybody has dumb hat, you can go ahead and knock it off. Man, that guy's been there for a while. Thanks for that cool hat. That's okay. I got a dumb hat too. I do not have dumb hat, unfortunately. Come on. Oh, look.

Kid out too late. That kid should not be out this late. Put your kid to bed. Jesus Christ. That's true. It's 10 Oh, look. Kid out too late. That kid should not be out this late. Put your kid to bed. Jesus Christ. That's true. It's 10, 10 p.m. The official cutoff, by the way, that we've been running with is anything after 9.30, that kid's got to go to bed.

So 9.30 is the cutoff. Yes or no? Is that a cowboy hat? Yes or no? Her hat? No? No, no, no. It's more like a fedora.

A fedora. Do I have kid out late? Look, I just got excited. I got excited. Oh, look at those like a fedora. Look, I just got excited. I got excited. Look at those crocs, dude. Those tour bus double fisting. One of the grossest ones you'll get is barefoot. I got that one.

Yeah. I've also got jeans and flip flops. Flip flops. There's one. It's got to have jeans on with flip flops on. It's a very specific thing oh is that mullet is that mullet yeah that's a mullet yeah that's a mullet thanks dude in the white shirt got me a nice mullet that's a really good one man i will say mullet's one of the rarer

ones when i put it on there i thought i'd see them all the time but uh they don't happen as often as you'd think wow it gets really crowded right here, and then I have a feeling it starts getting really uncrowded right here. Damn, shorts. Yeah, it starts to slow down at like 1230. Yeah. You see that lady right there? Now, is that a Bachelorette outfit? I can't fucking tell.

I couldn't tell, so I can't mark it off. Goddamn. So, you're going to want to keep it for cars. You're going to want to keep your eye out for a luxury car. You're going to want to keep your eye out for a luxury car. You're going to want to keep your eye out for the pink taxi, the ghost tour bus. You're going to want to look for a tricycle and a go-kart. And when I say go-kart, I mean an absolute fucking go-kart.

Yeah. Oh, what's this? Is the tricycle coming up? Anything with three wheels and a tricycle. That's a luxury car right there. That's definitely a luxury car. Luxury car and a tricycle. That's a luxury car right there. That's definitely a luxury car. Luxury car and a tricycle in the same frame. Oh, shit.

How many pieces have you got now, Gavin? I feel like you've got a lot. I've got five now. Oh, I've got four. Because of the free space. Jesus. See, this is what I was talking about, where everyone's gone.

Jeans and flip-flops. Is that jeans? Jeans and flip-flops. Jeans and flip-flops. That's jeans and flip-flops. Yeah, that counts. Yes. Yes. God, I counts. Yes. Yes.

God, I'm getting crucified. I've only got two. I've only got one thing marked off. Dude, me too. I got the free space and jeans and flip flops. I just got fucking tricycle. It's too early for a, well, it's never too early for a drunk walk, but they become a lot more prevalent in about an hour.

I got my fingers crossed for a wheelchair at this point. Hey, is life is too short, bus? I've never seen that before. What is camera shy? in about an hour. I got my fingers crossed for a wheelchair at this point. I need to ram the board out. Life is too short, Buss. I've never seen that before. What is camera shy? Is that like noticing the camera and being like, oh no. Yeah, some people will notice the camera

and then jump and wave and stuff. Other people will see it and try to duck out of the way. Got it. Now the tricycle. Yeah, those are the tricycle. Is bandage dude intensely bandaged or is that just slightly?

Anybody in a cast or a fucking, like, a leg brace or whatever, you'll see it. Oh, shit. I've got nighttime shades. I haven't even been looking for that. Oh. I have it, too. There hasn't been any. I would have pointed them out.

I would have pointed them out. I have it, too. See, this is like doing this for the first time and having to keep track of what you have and what's on the screen is so hard. But, man, this is way better than going like I-18. I'm lucky here because I've got dropped, spilled food and drink, and I've also got dropped something. So that's a double whammy.

Oh, yeah. If it's food, yeah. Oh, watch this. This lady's going to get in a car. Is it your car? Is that pickup? That's a pickup drop-off. That's a car delivery pickup. I'm one away from a bingo. Car delivery pickup. What? Is it your car? Is that pickup? That's a pickup drop-off. That's a car delivery pickup?

I'm one away from a bingo. Car delivery pickup. What? You're one away from a bingo? I'm one away from a bingo. No way. All of you listening live? I'm looking for a double fisting.

I got my eyes open for a double fisting. I need that too. If we get it too fast, we could try to blank out the card or just go for another round of bingo. If we get it already, we should definitely go for the blanked out card. Okay, okay.

That can be a little bit rough. We gotta try. Some of you guys are already killing it. Jeff, I just have two. Oh, wait! Fuck! No, I got tricked! I got deceived!

My card had an X on it that shouldn't be there. I have dancing already X'd when Jeff sent me the card. You X'd something already? No, Jeff X'd it, I think. I didn't X anything. Okay, then I X'd it. Then I'm an idiot. I'm a dummy.

God damn it. I'm two way. Was that some double fisting back there? I didn't really see. I was too busy looking at my dancing. Did I miss double fisting? Oh, there's a puppy. I used to have puppy on there, but I took it off.

Man, this guy is pacing. I saw Chili Dog and got excited. That is not bad. Dude, one of the best is, I guess the hot dog stand is right at the top right, right past where you can see. So when they walk down, they've got like a half a hot dog in their mouth

right under the camera. It's awesome. There's another kid in a stroller. Almost sunglasses. Yeah, kid in a stroller. You're out too late! Put your kid to bed. Put the dog to bed. The dog doesn't want to be out here late. I hate that shit. Look at this guy. He's got sunglasses. If he just drops them.

Put them on! And that guy. There's a lot of sunglasses, none of them on. Put them on, dude. Put them on. And that guy. There's a lot of sunglasses, none of them on. That guy looked like he had a wedgie for a little bit. He sure did. Well, if he would have picked it, that's one for me. Oh, really? So here's what I'm looking for.

I'm looking for twerking, drop something, chug, aggressive honking, trip, someone yells for someone to wait up, guy on guy on guy scooter dropped spilled food and drink drunk walk ghost tour bus sitting on the street nose pick beach goth matching outfits go-kart yawning double fisting bachelorette party trying to get in the wrong car dead pearhead and formal attire now it twerks the dance right that would yeah it's a specific dance but if you have dancing and twerking and they twerk then you you can knock out both, obviously. That kid over there is dancing, but... Are the bouncers the guys in those bright pink shirts up there? Yeah, that say security?

Okay. Bouncer bouncing is a little bit of a tough... Like, two of the tougher ones to honestly get are sitting down and bouncer bouncing, but they do happen. Okay. I feel like we're about to get a crosswalk coward. Let's see.

Keep your eyes open. Come on. I'm surprised no one got separated. Damn it! They went for it. They all went for it. I really felt it. How fast does someone have to be going to be hoofing it, Jeff?

Oh, you'll see. I'll point it out. They gotta be. I mean, it's... I didn't say jog, going to be hoofing it, Jeff? Oh, you'll see. I'll point it out. They got to be. I mean, it's. I didn't say jog, and I said hoofing it. Yeah. Okay. This is a great game.

Oh, what happened? It just froze. The feed froze. Nick, did yours freeze? No, mine's still going. Okay. I'll refresh. I don't know how that happened.

That was very weird. Sorry about that, guys. I don't know. Oh, no worries. No worries. Also, don't worry, because Nick has his stuff, too. That was very weird. Sorry about that, guys. I don't know. Oh, no worries. No worries. Also, don't worry because Nick has his stuff too. Cool motorcycle. Yeah.

That is a cool motorcycle. Sometimes you see the pink taxi like every three minutes, and then sometimes it takes an hour. I don't... I'm starting to wonder if there's only one pink taxi. Yeah, there's a scooter, but I need a guy on that scooter with that guy. Yeah, unfortunately.

Oh, it's that kind of scooter. Yeah, he's a scooter, but I need a guy on that scooter with that guy. Yeah, unfortunately. Oh, it's that kind of scooter. Yeah, he's riding solo, unfortunately. This rules. Come on, crosswalk coward. Get separated. Also, this isn't on the bingo card in any way, but an observation that I will point out to you guys to look out for.

Every single person who rides a bicycle down Duval Street in Key West looks like they're riding one. Guy and a girl. That's a guy and a girl. Looks like they're riding a bicycle for the second time. It is. The amount of people that have almost run into cars.

Oh, is that guy dancing? No. Is that a dance? No, he was doing a lasso. Did a bit of a yeehaw. Come on, buddy, dance. You son of a bitch. Any of these guys got two drinks?

Fuck. Does anybody have a fensive t-shirt? That's a good one. No. Matching hats. I do. I have an office. Oh, is that matching? Nice. Is that a matching outfit? one. Matching hats. I do. Oh, is that matching?

Nice. Is that a matching outfit? Matching hats? No. It's the same hat. Get real. It's an outfit. It's an outfit.

Unless it's like pointedly the same. I've seen some old guys who are dressed the same, but not together. Yeah, no, they got to be together. You'll see, there'll be a lot of people that are wearing like the same shirt for, I don't know, like somebody's bachelor party or something. That's pretty common. Come on, get fucked up in a crosswalk. Come on.

How about double fisting? I want some drinks. Everyone's being bloody responsible tonight. Yeah, boo. See, this guy right here? He's drunk walking, right? Which guy? The guy that just walked across the screen.

Guy on guy? Guy on guy. Guy on guy scooter. Guy on guy scooter. Guy on guy scooter just walked across the screen. Guy on guy? Guy on guy scooter! Guy on guy scooter! Guy on guy scooter! Hands behind the back. I got that one. One touch. Sitting on this guy on guy scooter.

And where was... I had drunk walk too, didn't I? Drunk walk, yeah. Alright, so if I get spilled drink and someone yells for somebody to wait up, I'm fucking set. I can't believe we haven't seen a handshake. I'm really looking for a handshake here. Oh, we got one. I'm fucking sad. I can't believe we haven't seen a

handshake. I'm really looking for a handshake here. Oh, we got one. We had one earlier. Did you miss it? Oh, I missed it. Oh, there's an

absolute. Yeah, there's 100% handshake. Oh, you missed it. Sorry. God damn it. I'm not going to mark it off.

I want to see it. Nick is harsh. I've realized as well that if someone drops their food and doesn't pick it up, I get dropped food dropped something and litterbug

I get litterbug too I've gotten I've had a couple of drunk dudes that have been like four things at once every once in a while you get lucky like that it's like the sloppy Joe's golden snitch Jeff, I want to commend you again

this is great, This is phenomenal. This is so good. I'm having so much fun playing bingo watching drunk people on the street. This is so fucking fun. Ooh, bachelorette party?

Oh, hang on. Oh, wait. They might have the same... That's a matching outfit! Is it matching? That is a matching outfit. Matching outfit? I can't tell if they're bachelorette party or not. I can't tell if they're

bachelorette party or not. She has the white in her hair. Like the veil on the back. Oh, does she? Yeah, she does. That's a bachelorette party. Hell yeah. Bachelorette party. I just need drop food and aggressive honking. Here we go.

I just need a wheelchair. That's aggressive revving. If I get trip, I get it. None of these people drop in anything. I need formal attire and dancing. Loser boards were these?

That's a skateboard. That counts as a skateboard. That's on the list. Did you call them loser boards? I thought they were I thought it was like what I ride around on. Oh, man. I'm glad to hear you're enjoying it because I've done this so much.

It's fun to me, but only because I've been doing it like twice a week. Get the appeal. It's great. I love this. And by the way, I can't take all the credit for this.

This is as much Emily's invention as mine. We worked on this together. Well, thank you, Emily. She did a great job, too. She gets the accolades, too. Now, to acknowledge the camera, do they have to do a bit in front of it or just look at it for a few seconds?

They'll look at it. You'll see. If they recognize that they're being filmed and they don't run away and hide, then they're acknowledging it. Okay. I'll tell you, the hardest one, the one that causes the most fights in my household is

formal attire. Oh, man, I need that one. I am far more liberal on formal attire than Emily is. She's a stickler about it. Man, I've totally slowed down. Is that a luxury car? That is absolutely a luxury car. Yeah, definitely a luxury car. Yeah. Whoa.

Drop the bag, drop the bag, drop the bag. What? These people have no idea that we're doing this. Are we gonna have to blur all these faces? We got it. We got it figured out. Look at that.

That was a dance. That was a dance. That is a touchdown dance for sure. these faces. We got it. We got it figured out. Look at that guy dancing. That was dancing. That is a touchdown dance for sure. Jeff, all I need is formal wear. That's a tough one. Like, for instance, this lady in the pink dress, that doesn't count. That's clothes. Those girls in the back by the light pole are dancing their asses off.

That's great. Look at how much fun they're having. If I get a guy in a wheelchair with two drinks, I'm fucking set. Let's go right there. Don't be surprised if that shows up. Wheelchair comes up because it's pretty common. I can't believe no one's been separated at the crosswalk,

and we haven't had any crosswalk cowards. It's killing me. I have those two spaces next to each other. Dude, it becomes way more prevalent later on, as does tripping. Dude, people fucking fall constantly. Went for it. Damn, no cowardice in that person.

No. Do you ever see people roll out of those golf carts no i haven't seen that yet i want to though uh gut check real quick who who only needs one and what is it i need one in two ways i need either a wheelchair or a double fist okay so you need two i'm no no no i see i have two different ways i can get a bingo yeah damn i i need uh if i get trip i've got it oh shit i have quite a lot crossed out but not in any useful pattern nick how far are you i i need two i need aggressive honking and dropped or spilled food and drink okay honking is a tough one uh and i and by the way i consider most honking and dropped or spilled food and drink. Okay. Honking's the tough one.

And by the way, I consider most honking to be aggressive honking. It's an aggressive act. Yeah. I mean, especially in this area, it doesn't feel like there's going to be polite honking. Yeah. No.

Yeah. Come on. The more I stare at this ground, the more I think Baffa is disgusting. Oh, it's brutal. I think flip-flops is fucking pushing it here. Yeah. Dude, we watched a dude lean up against

the right wall, bend over, throw up, stand back up, pretend like he didn't do it, throw up again, then walk away, and then that's a drop-off. Then we watched eight women walk through it in flip-flops. And I had no idea they were standing in queue. Oh, no.

Ugh. It is gross what goes on at 11 p.m. in Key West. Truly vile. Is the goal to still be playing this at slop o'clock? No. I mean, if you want to. That's the nice thing about it. There are some nights when we'll go through five bingo cards in an hour

because we're just on a Friday night when it's hopping. You can burn through it. That was the whitest turn. It is. I'm just locking into hands like i never have before and also the fact that nobody's dropped anything i feel like it's embarrassing for the nfl like they are making wide receivers look bad these drunken people haven't dropped a single thing she's acknowledged it yeah yeah way that's right, lady. Awesome.

And that guy's got flip-flops and jeans, but you guys already got that. Yeah, I mean, now I need to, if I get dropped something in Pink Taxi, brother, I got it. I could also get Pink Taxi in Cop Car, Ambulance, or Fire Truck. Yo, this is so fun. This is so good. This rules. Man. It, yeah yeah it definitely

I can't believe we haven't got a selfie fight it's crazy yeah selfies don't they are not super common they definitely happen

but they're not as much as you would think that guy's drunk I gotta be honest there's a lot of really nice haircuts oh that lady in the back is chugging it

she's chugging it over by the taxi did you see her she chugged it with the blue culottes on she's watching dude I've got back is chugging it! She's chugging it over by the taxi! Did you see her? She chugged it with the blue culottes on. She's lying. Dude, I've got chug. Oh, yeah.

She fucking chugged the hell out of it. Oh, she's waving again. Goodbye. She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. She didn't know we were here. Dude, sometimes they'll call their friend, and then they'll stand there and wave at their friend for an hour. Wait, move your head!

Does he have two? No, those are keys. Fuck. I thought he had two. Fuck. If he tried to drink his keys because he was so drunk, I think that would count, though. She's back. Yeah, she's loving it. It's interesting to me. Put your kid to bed!

It's interesting to me how novel a webcam is to some people because they can't see themselves right and it's like 2023 you're on camera everywhere you go that is formal wear

that's formal wear don't you think so a full length gown hey you know what I do and that's a sloppy joes bingo matching outfits formal wear, fuck, space dancing, guy on guy scooter. That's incredible. That is a Sloppy Joe's bingo, ladies and

gentlemen. Boom! Eric wins it. Now we can go for a second place or we can try to fill the board. We have to keep going. Let's fill the board then. This is a blast. I want to keep going. This is great. I don't even care that I won.

I want to keep doing this. It is almost a bummer when you win too fast. Why are these pink caps, for Christ's sake? Dude, it's their fucking, they're a conundrum. I don't understand. I'm looking at three different caps and none of them are pink. I know. Dude, imagine, imagine being a taxi driver here.

Nightmare. Is that a Meemaw? No, she's too young. No, she's too young. Is that a Meemaw? You'll see her. She's way too spry. Too young, not enough cigarettes.

I think my favorite thing that I've encountered, and I didn't initially have it on the bingo, it's actually the most recent thing I've added, is people trying to get into the wrong Uber because it happens so fucking much. That's great. And it's so funny. Oh, Wavy McWavison's back.

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terms apply she's eyeing the camera again she loves being on camera yeah people are addicted to it oh is this oh everybody wants

I thought this guy was gonna pass his drink to his friend he would temporarily be double fisted he would definitely be a double fist drop something she would have been a good double fist. She dropped something.

She dropped something. I didn't see what it was. It doesn't matter. She dropped it and picked it up. If it's food, I got two. But I think I'm just going to put something because I didn't see what it was. I couldn't tell what it was either.

But she definitely dropped it and picked it up so she didn't litter. Damn. If we get pink taxi taxi I'll get it again what how are none of these people holding two drinks it's insane you can drink on the street

in Florida you can in Key West yeah oh wow that guy on the right should be barefoot he has strong barefoot vibes. The cigar and the... It's a shame he is... Don't worry.

There's going to be a whole lot of people walking around with sandals in their hands at about midnight. So she's trying to get him to look up the stream, I think.

Yeah. That should be on there looking at the stream. Kobe. That guy looks like he's wearing a Lucy's fried chicken shirt from Austin. I wonder if they're local to us. The green shirt. I feel like I got really lucky with that early mullet.

Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, you really did. Mullet is one of the rarer ones, actually. I will say, American flag clothes and cowboy hat, I thought were going to be two fucking gimme's. Nothing. Dude, American flag clothes are cowboy hat? I thought were going to be two fucking gimme's? Nothing. Dude, American flag clothes are everywhere. Nothing tonight, dude. Spill your drink.

Take off your shoes. It's amazing how much this stuff happens, how constantly, when you start watching it. it's amazing how much this stuff happens. How, how constantly when you start watching it, if a dude ate shit and he was wearing flip flops and he lost the flip flops, would it be, it would count as barefoot hit the ground. Yeah.

If he gets up and walks around with no shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think soul to ground contact is pretty barefoot. Yeah. Oh, you're twerking over there. Did you see that? Was that something? No. Where? Yeah, I think soul to ground contact is pretty barefoot. Oh, you're twerking over there. Did you see that? No, I didn't see it.

Very briefly. By the lamp, she was shaking. She was. I don't know whether that counts. It wasn't really a twerk. It was more of like a butt shimmy, like backwards and forwards. That's not a twerk then.

If you're describing it as it wasn't a twerk, it was very close. If she continued, it would have gone to twerk territory. I think twerking, you got to arch a bit of back, right? Definitely.

Yeah, yeah. It requires a surprising amount of skill to watch everything at once. Yes, it does. It gets overwhelming.

I was trying to see if these people were going to get into this car and have it be like the wrong car and then I'm looking at like the top and it's man there's just so much happening kid not excited for for people to be like there was a double fist two minutes of them to bed i'm sorry what do you say andrew i'm just saying i can't wait to see like people saying like there's a double fist two minutes in nobody saw it like all the things yeah we're

gonna miss stuff oh yeah you miss it's like making Let's Plays for the last 12 years. I guys got to sack lunch with them. Yeah. Drop it, drop it, drop it. This is what it's

like to work for the NSA. They make bingo out of it. I assume they get bored. Yeah.

Except the NSA are probably watching us watch this. I'm getting offended when I don't even see a single fist at this stage. Oh, that's going to be a matching outfit, even though they're like complementary outfits. They're complementary, but they're not matching. This is like when you describe twerk as a not twerk. I'm looking for stuff that isn't there.

It gets hard because you want to see it so bad. Oh, so bad. Where's the chili dog? I can't believe no one's hoofed it yet. Get separated. Crosswalk cowards, come on. Ugh. now we are getting closer and closer to slop o'clock as we progress so we really are this is going to just get more rapid jeff as we progress as we go yeah i think so i think so

it's uh it usually it's usually pretty wild they got a guy giving a piggyback ride to a kid i hope given that i hope you're going straight home. Straight home. Oh, is that an Arsenal shirt? What? A what? He was wearing an Arsenal shirt. Is that offensive? To me?

I'm a Spurs fan, baby. To me. That's fucking funny. Is that a pink taxi up there? Oh, yeah, pink taxi. Pink taxi. If that's pink taxi, I just got it again. God.

Of course it's pink taxi. God damn it, Eric. I got a second bingo. Fuck, man. Dude, you're fucking killing it tonight, Eric. I'm happy about it. Dude, cigars are a relatively new addition. I've been seeing a lot of dudes smoking cigars lately i wonder if a shop just opened up or something are they back maybe cigars are back oh i have

i've been doing cigars oh yeah i bought i bought like a butane lighter i got like some cigars it's it's occasional i do it it. It's nice. Do you snip the end off and do all that? Yeah. We had a cigar club at work for a little while. We did. Who was in that? Me, Nick, Hector.

There were like a handful of people. We would get like a bottle of port and have a cigar. At work? Yeah. After work. Is that allowed? Oh, after work. Yeah, yeah. It's like the end of the day

oh okay lunch break baby no oh there was hesitation but they went god damn it they went oh this guy in the red that is a big fucking cigar. That thing is huge. I hope we see him smoke the whole thing right here. The guy on one side in the blue shorts and the sandals,

he's been there the entire time. Yeah. He's just fucking chilling. He's just chilling. Having a good time. He's playing his own game of Sloppy Joe's Bingo.

I'm so glad you found this. I'm so glad you found this. I love Sloppy Joe. I love this Sloppy Joe Bingo thing because it's like Sixth Street if everybody on Sixth Street was 50 to 80. Yep. It's like the opposite of Sixth Street. Oh, is that Me Mimo yeah it's pretty close that's a border

that's on the I can't see your face it's hard yeah I can't I can't I can't I mean if she's the same age as the guy double fisting no he's got a can I'm just going to mock it. Yeah.

That's fine. No, I didn't really. It's all about having fun. Oh, that's... That's a Meemaw. That's a Meemaw, I think. No, she's way too well... No, no, no. She's way too mobile.

She's walking well. She's closer to hoofing it than Mima on it. Yeah. That was a honk, though. Yeah, I don't... That was more of a friendly honk. It seemed okay.

Yeah, it didn't seem aggressive to me. Oh, look at that crosswalk coward. She's scared. She stepped out and she stepped back. Crosswalk coward. Yes. I didn't even see that. Oh, she won't do it.

I didn't. She keeps trying to pull up. Yeah, that's definitely crosswalk coward. Wow. Oh, this rules, Jeff. I don't have that one. Thank you very much. Cowboy hat. Cowboy much. Cowboy hat.

Cowboy hat. Cowboy hat. Absolutely a cowboy hat. I'm getting close to another one. Undeniable. God. Bin wheels. What the fuck?

Is that a trash can cart? Yeah, bin wheels. Bin on wheel. That's what he's saying. Bin wheels. Oh, what did you think I said? I, Ben on wheels. Ben on wheels. That's what he's saying. Ben wheels. Oh, what did you think I said? I just didn't know what Ben wheels was. Yeah, I didn't understand.

I thought somebody was Ben. I see a sign. Our good friend Ben wheels. It's one of Gav's many personalities we found out about today. He's like Gavin, but a little less cheeky. I'm a little bit more serious. Dude, talk about contrasting colors. That shirt and those red shorts do not go together.

Oh, I have that exact outfit. Yeah, well, I think the same thing when you wear it. Oh, okay. Look how fucking... Good to know. Look at that lady drunk walking. Woo! When you walk sideways as much as forward,

you're drunk walking. You're having fun. I don't ever want to go here. I'm like, never in my life. What is happening? I think I literally heard someone go, One clit? What's it say on his little sash?

Hey, is that double fisting? Is that double fisting? That's double fisting! That's a double fist! That's a bingo! Did you get one fist! Yeah. That's a big go! Did you get one? I got one! Andrew, second place!

Oh, he's pouring it in, guys! Wow. That's like a triple play. That's awesome. He needs another drink! That is really incredible. He's cleared the bases. And yes, Gavin,

that guy's sash said one clit for life or something. He must be a bachelor party. So if anybody has a Fensive shirt, that would count. Andrew, way to go. Second place. I mean, I got two bingos and then you finally got one, so I got second place.

So you're first and second, and Andrew's third. Yep. Way to go, Andrew. Where's all the fucking beach gots at tonight? Yeah, seriously. I know we already got the bingos and everything. can we just keep playing till like the top of the hour maybe yeah yeah okay cool i'm having so much fun i mean i still have a bunch on my sheet to knock off we can still try to black out the board you

know yeah man most blacked out wins at the end yeah there you go i am a wheelchair away from a double bingo, and it is so frustrating. Get separated. He picked his nose! He picked his nose! He picked his nose! Nose pick! Oh, nice.

The guy in the backwards baseball cap, and now he's, he's, ugh, he's touching all of his stuff. All I need is selfie, and I have another bingo. Man, you got the best card in the world. I know, I thought it really started you got the best card in the world. I know. I thought it really started slow, Gavin.

It started so slow. Oh, they're like triple fisting over there. Look at all that booze they're carrying. Oh, that dude had a fanny pack and I thought he was just digging through his belt. Oh, is fanny pack one of them? Oh, is there a fanny pack, Jeff? No, there's not. But that that's a good we can always add that Yeah if you guys if we run into

anything that pops up enough we can I can always modify the list It's an evolution Dude It's a living document guys The other night yeah it's like the Declaration of Independence It's the f*** face constitution The other night, yeah, it's like the Declaration of Independence. Or the Constitution.

It's the f*** face Constitution. The other night, Emily and I were watching this lady. This very fancy looking, super rich lady. Maybe early 50s, mid 50s. Was on the phone, kind of like the dude in the black shirt right there. And she was having an argument with somebody and she just for like a minute straight screamed, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Like it was on loop.

It was wild. You see some interesting situations. That's a nice car. I mean, you have to be some kind of person to come here. Well, I think the appeal to Key West is fishing. So all these people probably really like fishing, right? It's just, it's these people and that guy who kept walking up to the camera over like the span of a weekend going,

F*** face. F*** face, Jeff. Jeff, I'm here Jeff so it's just it's that kind of person you know what I mean there you go get separated in the crosswalk

whoa people are just taking drinks and getting across the road there's a whole taking drinks and getting across the road. Yep. There's a whole fucking party going on across the road there. Yeah, no kidding. Is that FaceTime? Oh, it's texting.

From the back, so many people look like Theo Vaughn. Like, they all just have that kind of demeanor or look or something. It's really, it's weird. Yeah, this is definitely the Theo Vaughn crowd. That guy has the shirt from the bachelorette party. He did. He did. He's a part of the posse. Oh, another pink calf.

Oh. Oh. Wow. There's a sea, the pink taxi again. Loser board. Very cool. Loser board. That is a loser board. That is a loser board.

I can't believe these streets are open like sixth closes and these are tight streets they do not they do not shut these streets down at least not that I've seen so far that was a slightly accelerated run

but not hoofing it is there anything you're surprised we haven't seen yet, Jeff? Is there anything that we'd normally see that would have popped by now? I mean, yeah. Whoa, what a beard. I'm surprised we've seen no cop car, fire

truck, or ambulance. I'll be honest, Trip feels like it should have happened a hundred times. American flag close has not happened that's crazy that's probably the one i'm most surprised by because i see probably 10 or 15 a night not not getting into the like trying to get into the wrong car that hasn't happened either that'll happen later yeah slop a clock night is young yeah see I think the bars are open till 4am here But these people

They're done by about midnight Yeah They start pouring out at about 11 And then hey there's Bumblebee There's a wasp with wheels Oh yeah I had camo on for a while, but I took that off. There was a camo hat earlier.

Oh, damn. Didn't honk. Dude, we've seen that. We've seen that Waves cowboy hat. Cowboy hat couple. Yep. Mm-hmm. Look at this guy.

Yeah, it's back over that way. That's where the good stuff is. We'll go the other way. Put your hat on so I can keep track of you. Some of these cars go so fast at this intersection. I have had moments where I thought I'm seeing a wheelchair,

but it's just a scooter going. I'm like, holy fuck! They're moving. I've not been looking for nighttime shades again. Dude, dude. You undeniably missed them. I don't know. I don't think so.

You'll see them. They're pretty obvious. They stand out. See, as a sloppy Joe's amateur Jeff, my brain can only comprehend one thing. Yes. I'm like blind to everything else. Yeah, I hear you.

You look at one corner and you're really stuck there instead of looking like further and seeing what else you can find. Oh, I was thinking about putting shirtless dude on. I haven't done that yet. Dude, I think shirtless dude should be on this list. Shirtless dude. Let me write that down.

Shirtless dude also had a fanny pack. Let's do fanny pack. I think that's a good one. Yeah, why not? Those are, listen, those are beach goths right definitely beach goths you're not supposed to be at the beach you're supposed to be in a cemetery somewhere

I heard honking but it wasn't aggressive pick up full of fish. Is that on there? Is this Mustang lost? Oh, dude. It's like fucking high school all over again. You'll see four or five cars that

have nothing better to do than drive past this webcam 3,000 times a night just desperate for any kind of anything interesting to happen to him I guess separate separate in the crosswalk son of a bitch fall fucking trip yeah no kidding Separate. Separate in the crosswalk. Son of a bitch. Fall. Fucking trip.

Yeah, no kidding. Dude, I saw a guy... So you see where the dudes are going in above the cigarette smoking guy on the right? Yeah. There's a step up to get into the bar there. A lot of people will fall coming out of there. I saw a dude the other night.

He, he did like a Paul George, uh, his leg. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

His leg. He fell so hard. His knee bit backwards. Oh, and then he, he was like maybe 60. And then he just like, he tried to walk it off and he couldn't.

And they had to lay him into an uber to get him out of there no way yeah oh here's bumblebee again jesus yeah i'll be honest this little piece of like black tarmac thing on the floor it looks so much like my tripod plate is distracting me oh it does look like one. I think it's for the, it's for water and stuff, right? Like that's what it is. Yeah. I just, it's annoying

because I'm looking for that. It looks exactly, oh, fire truck! Oh, fire truck! Yes, yes! Oh, bingo. Yeah! Nice!

Hey! So wait. I am not good at this. Who doesn't have a bingo? Jeff and Gavin? I don't have one. I don't have one yet. Wow.

But I have one, two, three, four, five, six, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 marked off. Oh, my God. Let's keep going until you both get a bingo. Yeah, yeah. I've got 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. I have 13 marked off. I just don't have a bingo yet. Let's go.

Let's fucking go. Let's go let's go let's go trip oh is that the the reverse of the weight up that's a good time to figure right there let's go i yell about let's go like what kind of shirt what the fuck is that like did he buy that like around the corner for 21 like yeah Yeah. His wife had one too. That lady was trying to hoof it, but she didn't quite have it in her. This is what I meant way, way earlier when I'm like, man, it's really crowded. Then I bet it gets really dead.

Oh, it gets really dead. They're gone. Everyone's gone. There's a guy dancing back there. See him? He's punching. He's punching. Oh, he's gone. There's a guy dancing back there. See him? He's punching. He's punching. Oh, he's gone.

At about 5 a.m., the roosters come out. The what? The roosters. There's like chickens that just walk the streets. Really? Like waking everyone up? Yeah.

Oh, guy running. What the fuck? They're in the middle. What? Was that that drug deal I don't know what that was I thought it was maybe uh now they yeah what does that mean the hanky in the right pocket I think he's local I think he probably works at a bar or something

uh it's probably like a dip bar rag there's a whole he something. It's probably like a bar rag. There's a whole... Oh, he's gone! He's leaving! No! Sandals! Goodbye. There's a whole local community going on here

that you start to see unfold if you watch it enough. I don't want to see it unfold. That guy stood there for almost an hour. Yes. Look at this dude bumbling across the street. Is he with them? No.

Slow as Christmas. Wait, is he? Yeah. Separated! Drop your food. Drop your food. Drop your food. That was separated.

That was Crosswalk separated. Wait. That was... I think you're right. That was... Because look, he's with them now. He was separated

at the crosswalk. Yeah. Yes! Oh, it's with him now. He was separated to Coswad. I think you're right. Yes! Oh, it's so good. Come on. I want you guys to see the best stuff, like a fight or somebody tripping. We'll have to do it on a Friday or a Saturday.

Yeah. The go-kart's always fun to see. Yeah. Ew. Lots of spit. The guy that's a security guard that just spit, he's got worse posture than I do. Yeah. That. Lots of spit. The guy that's security guard that just spit, he's got

worse posture than I do. That's where I'm headed to. I'm matching shirts. Yeah, I thought I was going to be real

reliant on the security. Having two security guys in one shot for my matching. I was surprised to get that earlier. Man, having two security guys one shot for my matching a Surprise to get that earlier man if I get a me more in a go-kart. That'd be sick. That would be amazing I think we'd all just for me. I believe in you I Would sacrifice my bingo for for that moment yeah, so you could have that I want to see me on a go-kart

That guy had a Tasmania shirt awesome I want to see Mima on a go-kart. That guy had a Tasmania shirt? Awesome. That dude's tall. What did you say, like 6'4"? I think, yeah, he has to be. How big is his back? How many inches do you think his back is? How tall would you say those children are who shouldn't be out at fucking 11 o'clock

on Thursday night? Shouldn't he be in school? Wait, is that a guy sitting on the street? Is that street? What is that? Is he sitting? He's sitting, but is this the street? Gavin is the very top left across the street.

That's sitting on the street, right? There's a guy sitting on a stool, and then he was definitely sitting on the street. I was looking at the fire hydrant. That gives me a bingo. Does it really? Hey! Congrats.

All right, now we're just doing Gavin. I just need my Meemaw. Who's so me see two four six eight I only have Oh FaceTime FaceTime cool Oh, yeah, yeah, so the FaceTime screen. I only need ten to clear the board. How close are y'all I? Need one two three four five six seven eight tenall? I need one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Ten. Ten. I need 12. Man.

Sweaty guy. I think we take it to where Gavin gets a bingo and we call it. Because we've been doing it for almost an hour. And I do want to do this again as like a live stream with people. I think it would be like a lot of fun. We just have to do more. Now we know it works. Now we know we've got like a whole situation.

This is great. Yeah. Is that a memo? Where? more where where oh right in front uh boy i don't know too spry so what she's like elderly okay i know gavin i want it bad for you too i'm sorry god she oh no she's younger than she looks. Jesus Christ. Bummer. Hey, we all age differently.

Oh, is that... I felt like I was barefoot. Man, Gab, I thought you were going to win, too. I thought you had the best card. Me, too. I really... You and Nick both. Me, too. I really... You and Nick both. I didn't think I had a fucking shot in this thing.

One thing I've never seen that I'm desperate to see is somebody fall off a scooter. Yeah, what the fuck? Or a bike. Well, I guess we saw the... I guess there's that clip of the lady in the 69 shirt who falls off her bike. That was funny.

It's so good. That kid's fucking hammered. What the fuck? Who the fuck who the fuck that guy didn't move zero reaction at all okay okay i think i think i think you might I think you might have a Meemaw there. Where? Which? Uh...

Right there? In front of you? Oh boy. Across the street? The lady who's being helped across the street with a wand. Oh yeah yeah! That's a Meemaw! That's a Meemaw!

That's definitely a Meemaw! Hey! Oh wait, oh wait. That's not bingo... Oh yes it is. That was it. Jesus Christ! oh wait oh wait that's not bingo oh yes it is that was it yeah jesus christ guys we all got a bingo on sloppy joe's this is fucking awesome this was so good we have to do this again and we have to do it like a live stream with people this is a fucking blast let us know if you'd watch this live with us oh i think i think they definitely would this is

this is but an amuse bouche for what's to come it gets that guy's got a sack lunch too it gets wilder as the night goes on one day the next time we do it we'll do it on a friday or a saturday a little bit closer to slop o'clock and uh maybe we'll start at slop o'clock and then you just it'll it gets it gets fun yep uh well guys we did it sloppy joe's bingo uh that's a wrap on it jeff uh you are the mastermind behind this thing i'm really i said it a bunch during this record i'm so happy you figured this out um is there anything you want to tell the people before we close down the Sloppy Joes for the night? Nah, just thanks for watching.

If you like it, let us know. And if you really do enjoy doing this and you want to see us do it more, don't fucking ruin it for us. Yep. You know what I mean? Yep. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Be cool, man. Be fucking cool. If everybody's be cool man be fucking cool if everybody's

fucking cool as a cucumber if we're all Charlie Brown we're gonna be fine uh huh yep alright well thanks for watching guys we'll see you next time for Sloppy Joe's Bingo bye bye