Regulation Podcast - F**kface Watch Along: The Tuxedo

Episode Date: January 22, 2022

Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and then we can do the whole thing. I don't know why you're giving away trivia and quotes from the thing we're about to watch. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. No, it's just really... Okay. I understand what you're doing, but we're trying to watch the movie.

Now, now, now, Jeff, take it away. I watched this on VHS. Oh, my God. All right, I'll now, now, Jeff, take it away. I watched this on VHS. Oh, my God. All right, I'll say right now, I would take it away, but Eric just did a phenomenal job. You heard what he said. He basically encapsulated what's happening. We're watching the tuxedo.

This was Andrew's idea, or Gavin's. Somebody's idea. It was definitely not my idea. And everybody's mad. Everybody's yelling and frustrating. And we can't get shit to work. Andrew is lost in the weeds and Gavin is I think he's only here by

about 30% of Gavin here. But I'm ready to go. Hit play. You love to start stuff by just putting a weird mood on it. Just start stuff. We're all ready. Eric put the weird mood on it when he was yelling. No, no, that was not me.

That was Andrew talking about penguin trivia. Listen, here's guys. You can go on HBO Max. You can go on HBO Max and you can watch the tuxedo. This is not an ad for HBO Max. This is just simply where I found it. You can watch this along with us. We're going to count down three, two, one, go.

On go, we're going to hit play play and then you guys can watch along with us jeff do you want to count us down three two one hit play there we go oh it's begun oh dreamworks so fun fun fact about this jackie chan only made this movie because steven spielberg owns dreamworks right and he hated the script but he he's like, I want to work with Spielberg, so this might be an in for that. Jackie Chan hated all of his American movies, which made me sad. He hated Rush Hour. Why did he hate Rush Hour?

He didn't understand all of his American movies. He's like, I don't think these are funny. I don't get this humor. He's like, I made the first one just to test things out. I made the second because they paid me an ungodly amount of money, and I made the third for the fans test things out. I made the second because they paid me an ungodly amount of money. And I made the third for the fans. Because I don't get people.

Should I be able to hear anything? It's quiet. I'll turn it up. It's quiet. You can hear me? There you go. Oh. Should be listenable now.

It's a pretty waterfall. Yeah. And there's a little bit of water running noise. You hear that? Oh! Jackie Chan. The fucking titles are falling through the water. Oh, that's a beautiful- deer.

That deer's got a white ass. What?! Piss joke! We're opening with a piss joke. Oh. A deer is not very hydrated. Is that the earliest piss in a Jackie Chan moviean movie i think it has to be it's definitely the earliest deer i don't know if we can confirm that i feel really confident about the piss i don't know about the deer so this was written by two guys one of them has only written ice age essentially he wrote ice age shark tale in this. And the other guy wrote on Happy Days. He was like 62 when he wrote this. So it's like a great thing.

It was like a mentor mentee type thing. I don't I feel like one of them probably just did like punch up joke writing. And I don't know who I'd want to do that role more like either the 62 year old guy or the person that wrote Shark Tale. Oh, man. What do you guys ever think about? Like what celebrities are really into piss. Oh, man. What a... Do you guys ever think about what celebrities are really into piss? No. No, literally never.

It's never crossed my mind. I do, too. I think about it all the time. What do you mean? Do you mean they have a general interest in it or as a kink? No, just like weirdos that are in like... If you found out that David Spade

loved to be pissed on or whatever. I'm not saying he does. I don't know anything about David Spade. Would say that Howard Hughes is the most famous piss guy that is like out there. Yeah. Also, uh, Chuck Berry,

right? Was Chuck Berry into piss? I, I don't, I hope I'm not getting that wrong. I don't want to be sued by the estate, but I do, I do feel like allegedly that's something that I read.

Is that libelous to say that someone's a piss guy, a big piss guy? I mean, not to me, that's something that I read. Is that libelous to say that someone's a piss guy? A big piss guy? I mean, not to me, but... People are weird. People have got all kinds of hang-ups. All of these bottles are in the sea now. Hey, Andrew, I got a question for you. You've pulled out that awesome fact about the writers.

Have you ever seen Happy Days? If I have,'s like maybe one episode randomly but no i've never like thought of i'm gonna sit down and watch happy days that might be an option for a future one of these just a happy days episode yeah just watch a happy days episode so why does it got to be a two-hour movie why can't it we watch a 30-minute TV show? He's drowning him in a bag. He was already going to suffocate. What was the...

It goes twice as fast. There's actually an achievement for this. This is a Hitman thing. This would be dumb in a Hitman game. He didn't want to wait the extra 25 seconds for him to just suffocate. Oh my god, this guy died.

Why is he drenched in water? Like, I feel like the move was to like try to cover up. I would be thinking more advanced. I'd be like, well, he got hit on the head with an ice cube.

The ice cube melted. Oh, it's Jackie. Do you think that art in the window is in somebody's house and they're like, why the fuck did I buy this? Can anyone hear any of the actual audio?

Oh, it's the guy from 40-Year-Old Virgin. No, I can't hear anything. Yeah, can't hear anything. No, it's fine. I can read it. Yeah, we can read. Some of us can read. Yeah, go tell her that.

I heard that. I heard that. Jack? Oh, it's like doing noise canceling or something. It's like... Pretty pronounced soul patch there. He... This was the follow-up to Rush Hour 2.

What year is this made? 2002. How old is Jackie Chan at this point? Is he Vin Diesel old? I don't know. What do you mean by Vin Diesel? It's just that he's how I base all ages. I don't know

what that means. That's okay. That was the thing we did, right? That was a bit we did before. Yeah, it was a bit we did a long time ago. It's okay. Just tell me how old he is. Do that bit. Okay. How old is Jackie Chan?

67. He's 67 right now? Yes. And this was 2002? This was 2002. So that means he was 48 or something. Is that right, Gavin? You're math.

Yeah. That was very convincing. Oh, look. If we were in a millionaire scenario and I called you to confirm, I'd be like, it's A, right? I would feel less confident like your recommendation if i was just like uh sure yeah i'm just i'm just wondering why i can't hear anything i i think it's what we're doing do we want to just swap and stream it i don't i mean i

can read it okay it's just like there's like a noise. It's like canceling the front of everything. Yeah, I think it's like it's purposely blocking this. Hmm. Interesting. We either have to commit one way or the other. Also, I feel like he was filling the Jeremy Piven role. I mean, I think we should hear the movie. Yeah, I would rather not read the tuxedo.

You guys are fun in foreign films, I think we should hear the movie. Yeah, I would rather not read the tuxedo. You guys are fun in foreign films, I bet. I think he looks younger in this than he did in Rush Hour. He looks like Rush Hour. I haven't seen it in a long time. Well, he might have been eating healthier or something. I wonder. In America? That's a great point.

You're so angry at American food all the time that you whine. Oh, shit. What happened? Could have done with an extra angle there. I think three was enough. I feel like it's really tough to like if you don't want to do a stunt

in a Jackie Chan movie. It's a rare time where Jackie Chan is what is happening why is this escalating because neat people in New York are angry okay that's fair this seems very unnecessary yeah this is similar to like the guy at the beginning of Ace Ventura. Just some like Hulk roided up dude that doesn't like cars. What's he doing? I like the idea of Jackie Chan eating at Hooters so much he has a shirt of it.

My poor friend. I'm not your fucking friend this guy isn't even the villain of the movie he might be the most menacing character and he's just a random cyclist that Jackie Chan hits get a tattoo of a chicken as a i'm gonna write that down you know you should bottom of the trivia that could be yeah you should pick out the like a line of the movie probably

oh let me is that that we just almost saw where his asshole is was his anus in focus there briefly i think for almost for like one second. If only he had a tail, there would be a product we could sell him. I don't think that was a quote. I think they missed that quote. Was that a palm pilot? Was it? I don't know. I think she's the person I've seen the most but don't know what her name is.

I've seen that actress in so many things. Yeah, I feel like I see her's the person I've seen the most but don't know what her name is. I've seen that actress in so many things. Yeah, I feel like I see her all the time. Have you never seen her in a thing before? For sure. I think I could... What else is she in? Entourage? She's a ton of shit.

She's in a lot of things I can't name, but she's there. I feel like she's just always... She looks kind of like Mila Jovovich, but I think isn't Mila Jovovich, right? Yeah. Mila Jovovich? Yeah. Yeah, Mila Jovovich.

I'm glad I didn't step on that landmine. Thanks, Jeff. No problem. I think she might be on like a CSI or something now so you bought this the day it came out on DVD Gavin so you are I was so excited at this point did you still

were you still ordered this yeah of course I did there's a dude in Estonia who would love to talk to you you missed that part before you came okay who would love to talk to you. You missed that part. It was before you came. Okay.

I want to know, tell me at what point, if you remember, where you started to doubt this purchase. Maybe it'll never come. Maybe this has aged well. I do remember when I thought this was a shit movie. Okay, I can't wait.

I'll call it out when it happens. Oh, I'm so excited. At this point, are you still on board? Like you're into it? Oh't wait. I'll call it out when it happens. Oh, I'm so excited. At this point, are you still on board like you're into it? Oh, yeah. I was still pretty open-minded at this point.

I think this is pretty cool so far. A guy... He's driving backwards. He's already been in a funny fight. That wasn't really a fight, though. No. He hid under his cap.

He loves a good driving stunt. There was a big driving scene in Who Am I that he did. I think he just likes driving and fighting. And what is Who Am I? It's a Jackie Chan movie. I've never seen it. Oh, it's fire. It's probably my favorite one

really I like that we're watching the tuxedo instead of your favorite you like it more than what is it Operation Condor which one's that that's a Jackie Chan that's another good one I know that some of them have had

different names oh yeah speaking of different names. Do you know what this movie is called in Argentina? Fun fact. Trivia fact for you. The suit. El Smoking.

Is that me? I don't know. I have a list. Argentina was El Smoking. The French title for this was Le Smoking. Croatia Smoking. it was either smoking or tuxedo so i'm guessing maybe smoking is like an interchangeable word for tuxedo depending on the smoking suit uh i guess yeah that's actually where all of his power comes from he can't get rid of

that yeah that's where all of his driving skill from. He can't get rid of that. Yeah, that's where all of his driving skill. He's like, but I get so many compliments at the Hooters. They won't recognize me. I won't get my discounts. I'd like to think that was just a shirt he wore. It makes me happy to imagine Jackie Chan is a big Hooters guy. Just loves it. Really into chicken wings.

Let me say he should get a tattoo of a chicken because it's like, I'll get another discount on Hooters. I love the wings. And he mentioned the chicken. It's thingy. That was a cool reveal. Oh, who's that? Malfoy. Jason Isaacs.

Jason Isaacs. I think he was also in Hobbit. I think that's correct. I think the last time I saw him, what was the, it's a great, the comedy, you recommend it to me, Jeff.

It's a Russian, it's a Russian satire movie, but it's not Russian. It's like British. All the actors are, Jeffrey Tambor is in it. Oh. Death of Stalin.

He's in Death of Stalin. Yeah, he is in that. I think that's the last time I saw him in something. He's great in that. I love that movie. It's a really good movie. It's a very funny movie. So is Jason Isaacs the villain of the movie?

No, he's like the hero. He's like the James Bond. Oh, it's his tuxedo. It's his tuxedo. Well, he has the tuxedo. I don't know if it's his tuxedo well he has the tuxedo i don't know if it's his tuxedo i don't really under like i'm sure they'll elaborate but i don't remember the tuxedo is like sentient right like it's moving not you it's like you're a puppet in the suit

it's really weird uh-oh that was a bad salute jeff's a real salute snob he doesn't like dancing i spent five fucking years in the army having to salute properly so did dad annoys me seven well yeah listen i'm not gonna get back into the whole damn thing. That was years ago. And it turns out it's an insult to your entire country. Oh, it's Phoebe's dad from Friends. That guy, what else is he in?

He's the guy I've seen the most without knowing his name thanks a million things bob i want to say he's a bob but i can't tell if it's just his face he looks like isn't he in all of like the uh like mighty wind and spinal tap and all that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah christopher guest dude bob he looks like a Bob. He could be a Bob. I think he's a Bob. Why don't you look him up? I'm doing it right now. I'm just searching Christopher Guest Bob. See what happens.

All the things you could have searched. It's not. I got Christopher Guest is the first thing that pops up. Bob Balaban. He is a Bob. Oh, wow. That was a good Bob oh wow that was a good Bob call that was a

great Bob call I am great at calling probably the most Bob looking Bob that I've seen but that was still a great Bob call I'm like a caddy for Bob's I can just read the room I can read the Bob's in the room and I can advise you

what was the budget on this film this was let me see if I can read the bobs in the room and I can advise you. What was the budget on this film? This was. Let me see if I can find that out. It's a big budget movie. The trivia I have. Tuxedo budget. 60 million. Oh, that's pretty significant.

It is. This movie opened up in second the weekend it came out, falling to Sweet Home Alabama. Number one at the box office that week. Tough to go against what's-her-fell-woods at the height of her popularity. I was about to say her name

and then you said Elle Woods and it fucked me. I said Elle Woods, I couldn't remember her real name so I had to say Elle Woods. I know. I was about to say her name and then you said Elle Woods and it fucked me I said Elle Woods, I couldn't remember her real name so I had to say Elle Woods I was about to say her real name though and then you said that and it threw me off completely I was going to say her real name too but then I didn't because I couldn't

that's not Milla Jovovich that's somebody else well I know I'm not sure you do the person who directed this is the only movie they directed i dude i was about to say the exact same thing i just hooked this up because i went this direction's insane yeah what don't you like about it they keep showing mouths and they went to a bug store well that might not be anything to do with the director the bug store part uh but like the way

they shot the bug store was like they were at a jewelry store but it was a bug store it was a store with bugs in it i think watching this you can see like this guy he was a commercial director i was up until like 1 a.m last night watching every commercial he has he has a website God I watched all of his commercials he also has a phone number on his site that I texted haven't got a reply yet as ask if you had any might be should it might be a landline him it could it was just used to shooting commercials of people eating stuff so he kept shooting people's mouths he's like a Latino of mouths I bet I bet he insisted on the soul patch he was probably like no the face needs the mouth area needs more action we need we need to see more Jackie Chan was like only for two scenes the problem is he was a commercial director in the early 2000s,

and those commercials are just generally fucking insane, but almost all of his work is absurd. It's ridiculous. I wonder if he'd want to do an interview with us about his experience on this movie and no other movies. Well, there's no other movie for him to talk about. No, I want to talk about what he may have done. No other movies.

Yeah. Whoa! Tuxedo moves so like what are the logistics it's pulling him right like he the tuxedos doing like the movement of it is so baffling to me i like that i was still on board for the movie at this point. That's the fucking stupidest. Looks so unnatural. What the hell is it made of? Also, is it the pants or is it only the top?

It's got to be the pants and shoes. I would think it's probably the entire titular tuxedo. Maybe not the socks. Well, wait, at what point does the tuxedo end? When does the tuxedo end? I always kind of assume a tuxedo is the upper half. No, no, no, no.

What? Is a tuxedo a full outfit? Yes. no it's a tuxedo a full outfit yes if i rented a tux and i got half a tux for the wedding i'd be pissed would he's a black jacket asshole can he zoom out and show the i think that what he's looking at is what i assumed a tuxedo was i didn't think it went beyond that i thought it was just that i didn't know there was anything else. Well, like, no, not the whole thing. The suit, like the jacket. I essentially thought a tuxedo was a jacket. I didn't know it was part of the entire outfit.

Okay. That scene was edited insanely. I guess there are pants there. I'd love to ask him about it. This is what happens when you're not a pants guy. I just have no idea what's going on unless it's shorts. I don't know.

That's interesting. I wonder if it was just like the guy impressed the right person on a commercial shoot. And then then he just realized movies weren't for him. Like like he's like, I work better in 32nd increments or whatever. Cause like, I remember early on, like around like season three of red versus blue. When we were making that Bernie and Matt had me direct one episode.

And then that was it. Never again. They were like, yeah, this was a mistake. We're good. We got this. And I was like,

yeah, I agree. Makes sense. Makes sense I'm so happy. Oh my god. It's a mission Why would they have Burger King be there for Well, money is the answer. But narratively, why? Does she decide what shift she works? Can he only accept missions on certain days?

Does she set her... Is the whole Burger King a front? Yeah, to do it properly, that special agent probably had to apply and get hired at that Burger King, work there long enough to become a shift lead, and... What? What are you talking about? The Burger King.

The lady that handed him the pizza. Sorry, no, no, no. You're right. I agree with you. This is... What I'm watching is insane. We're going to sell one of these, right? Aren't we selling them?

Roll that skateboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't want to do remote control or anything. They just told that skateboard to follow the giant flashing bomb-looking thing. They told the skateboard to follow the closest Whopper available, and it's just Whopper'd in. I love the idea of sticking that on someone's back. Where do you guys land on Burger King as a restaurant? It's back. Where do you guys land

on Burger King as a restaurant? It's fine. I'm fine with it, to be honest. There's a lot of hatred for it. I'll get a Whopper down. I'll get like a

I'm perfectly an Angus Burger down. I'm perfectly fine. My girlfriend fucking hates it, though. A Roadhouse King? Pretty good. I'm not a big Whopper guy,

but I enjoy the Roadhouse. That was a cool shot. I like a bacon double cheeseburger. Yeah. I enjoy the roadhouse that was like a big burger Yeah, I enjoyed the camera on the skateboard going under the car there. That was nice But this one's again kind of feels very commercially to me like oh, yeah, you just gotta appreciate The lack of oh shit. We should hire this guy to make the commercial for our robot skateboards. We sell oh It was a bomb. I mean, surely they could have just put it on the car.

Why did they... What was the point of that? Yeah, like stick the bomb on the... So there was a thing on the car, not a bomb then? It was just the thing on the skateboard? The thing on the skateboard was a mechanism to drive the skateboard to the car, I think. And then there was a bomb on top of the mechanism. I think... No, I think the skateboard was the bomb.

Oh no. And it was magnetically attracted to the mechanism. Like a whole other thing. Oh, they got his head artery. Heh. What do you mean okay walter strider that's the link to the bug like the war strider there's somebody who watched this name walter strider i was like i have fun no i didn't do this There's somebody who watched this name walter strider was like I have fun no

If I was gonna have my name change at death I was wanted to land of Dilford Is he dead? It's a good explosion. Jason Isaacs. It was. No, he's a driver like what is i always feel for people doing stunts like that like that was that was a overall a nothing stunt in the grand scheme of the movie, but I can imagine him having to do that

four or five times, and I bet it hurt on the fifth cut. I bet it hurt every fucking time. And then you barely see it. Yeah. She actually thought it was a real hospital. She just showed up. Star of the movie did somebody write that is that in the script can we get the script i want to

know what this character's written words were seaway queen banning ink seagulls crying would be a great name for a band can i just call my boat my headquarters can i just have a flip there's like that what's the rule is any inflatable a floating headquarters if i wanted to be i think you can call your house your headquarters yeah like your room specifically that's the uh dark knight guy that guy the dark knight guy storm he's in the dark he's the like russian guy and that's not christian bale no you know the guy that is they like light his money on fire tom harvey yeah no the other one gavin I would pay good money to see you have that haircut.

I think I've had that haircut. I can whip you up a picture. This is... Now, this is the first scene that we've seen so far that I remember. I remember this guy, like, dissolving or something. He dissolves? Doesn't he? Oh, my God, I don't know.

I watched this when I was, like, eight in a van. I don't remember this, but I'm excited. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he gets so thirsty he crumbles to dust. Can I ask you a question? Of course. Is all this because of deer piss? Or did I miss something

along the way? I don't think we can rule out that it isn't. I don't think they've established that it's not. I don't think it is, but I can't say it's not. Okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. He is dusting. Peter Stormare is such a great mad scientist

He's great at everything This is quite a lot of hair for a Stormare appearance It is He was uh He played the devil in Constantine It was like the coolest fucking devil ever Oh yeah That had a similar scene didn't it

Like a guy drowning but he couldn't drink or something Something like that. Yeah, Jesus Christ Fuck that's not what you want. He did get dusted Oh He snapped the guy's hand and down the lengthways So you don't remember that? No! I don't! Was that George

Stephanopoulos? He's got famous names. Springsteen, Steinbrenner, Stephanopoulos. Strider. What if this whole movie was him never actually figuring out what he was supposed to look for this is the pursuit of walter strider so the the idea there that guy was making a brand

of water that makes people thirsty is that right is that what he was going for but well i guess yeah and at the extreme you would eventually die from it right i don't know if he's trying to sell his water or kill people no i think he's killing people i think killing people okay okay maybe this is the story of dasani this is what the walmart people want to do they get the reservoir or whatever oh montage what oh it does its own pants up i really like the idea that he like saw back to the future was like no guys listen we can't we don't need to stop at the shoes hear me out i still thought this was a good movie what the fuck i mean i don't hate this ow i would buy this product did he just get pricked with a million internal needles?

I think shocked. I don't know if they pricked him. Oh. That explains how it can control his fingers and stuff. Yeah. This is actually terrifying. You lose complete free will as soon as you put this tuxedo on. It's like Dr. Ock.

Do you think the name for the movie came before the plot? Like somebody said Tux. Tactical. And they came up with the acronym and acronym they're like we should make a fucking movie about that I was totally bond shit. Yeah, I think somebody at DreamWorks was looking through a list of titles They already had the rights to and then had to write around that He's a demolition mode The demolition mode mean something else in 2002? Because this is not a pre-programmed routine.

This was the day they couldn't afford to fly the stunt team over. Oh, how fast was that ball? Was yours faster, Jeff? You think you could out-throw Jack and Chad? That was a slow throw. Also, it wouldn't be him throwing it. It'd be the suit, so it wouldn't count. That's true.

Also, wait till I solve this spinal arthritis, and then I'm going to be throwing heat. Wait till I solve this spinal arthritis, and then I'm going to be throwing heat. Shit. I like that the government suit has a shake booty. Like, out of all the things they could have named it,

they settled on that. I want to be in the group meeting. One sec, I got to... He's got to go get his FedEx. We'll just... He'll come back. Recap him. So he's got this thing dialed up to 10, right? Like, if he did... If he he'll come back. We can recap him. Is he... So he's got this thing dialed up to 10, right?

Like, if he did... If he rolled it back to, like, 6, would he do a less enthusiastic, like, normal dance? I... To what range? Like, yeah, like, what is the... Because it seems like it's just on max. I don't... Have they established that there are different ranges?

I don't know, man, but who wants to ever dance like that? Like, to that degree? Whoever owns that suit that suit i guess or whoever made it whatever the cwa or whatever their fake agency is csa that's close is this jennifer love hewitt at her peak? Or is this like right before it? 2002. She was on top of the world there from like, I know what you did last summer, all the way up until she had that show where she was like the Jackoff masseuse, right? Was that pre or after the ghost one? The Ghost Whisperer 2. I don't know what order they came in. I think

I think that was after or was it both? Was she a jerk off massage person who also spoke the ghosts? It's a multi hyphenate. Yeah they learned in season three. It really I would also say that I think that she's one of those people that like is probably still

like as famous as ever. Right. And so like it's still kind of at her peak. Like I think she still works whenever she wants to. What was the what was the. He said nice rack. Oh, great. She punched him, but it wasn't him.

It's probably the suit or it was the deer piss talking deer piss but deer actually has top billing on IMDB Gavin are you still in at this point no he's gone he went to sign for his FedEx package what he forgot to mention was that it's not at his house.

He has to take an Uber to FedEx. This is all an elaborate scheme by Gavin to just make us watch the tuxedo. He's on his way to eat dinner right now. Meg was texting him the reservation time. He's being seated for sushi that's a nice car though it is and you know it's a nice tuxedo they did a good job with that you think where so what do you think a tuxedo is now? Have you changed your opinion?

Now, yeah. Now I understand it's the pants as well. Before, I thought it was just everything above the pants. Do you think it's also the shirt? Yeah, the shirt. I assumed it was the shirt and the coat, the jacket. The cummerbund, if there is one. And, yeah.

Have you ever worn a tuxedo, Andrew? No. Yes, when I was like five. I was the ring bearer to a wedding, and I think I wore a tux and that. Fucking, the only one that I've ever worn was our friend Gus Sorolla. When he got married, he, just to be a dick,

he made all of his groomsmen wear powder blue, ruffly tuxedos all right yeah oh you didn't pause it what were we supposed to yeah we're supposed to pause it well my fedex thing was there i thought you'd pause it why would we why would we pause this we had a whole thing we had to figure out how we were starting it back up earlier yeah dude also we were pretty sure that this was all a ploy to get us to watch the movie while you went and had sushi with meg yeah oh no oh oh i might have missed the bit where i thought it was the worst oh that's what i asked i asked like and you were gone i said are you still in at this point so he called her and she's like stop using that accent to who she thought was Jason Isaacs

Then Jackie Chan said a woman has a nice rack and got punched and then he drove over here is all you've missed Yeah, you didn't miss much. No like essentially nothing is happening He's got I just want them to go through and show everything that they could do I want every setting You think this is the inspiration for the Apple watch they saw this wasn't this like a Blumhouse movie recently them to go through and show everything that it could do. I want every setting. You think this is the inspiration for the Apple Watch? They saw this? Wasn't this like a Blumhouse movie recently or A24, one of those? The tuxedo?

No, like some dude who had like a super body that he almost died and then it controlled and then he could do shit. Upgrade, yeah. I like this is also just a preset in the thing, like specifically rifle cleaning mode. I also feel like it would be cooler to

just watch him do it than what they just did. Like that was the lamest version of that action. I agree. What is it? It's a, what is it? It's a gun? Or it's a camera? Oh, it's a what is it's a gun or it's a camera oh it's a gun okay the way the camera flipped it looked like he was falling upwards oh shit what's great Rifle tricks. Rifle tricks. Rifle tricks. Oh, that's a bullet.

Oh, shit. What's great? Bounce off and go in her hair. The thing that's important to remember is Jackie Chan has as much knowledge as we do about what these things do. He's got no concept of what's going on. Rifle tricks. Should have been called that in Argentina Oh Is that true that's that

You look at how much bottled water was consumed in 2000 if I was like the first person on earth And I was just looking at all the water. I wouldn't think like that's where the value is Storing it. How much... water? Jack Chan standing there with a tuxedo and a rifle is very funny. Did that guy die then? The guy that got hit in the head? I believe so, yeah. It was a funny trick.

Is this the highest body count Jackie Chan movie? I like that he had no reaction to it. He's a taxi driver. He just killed a guy. I know. He had no reaction to it. He's a taxi driver. He just killed a guy. I know. He had no, like, moral impact on him. Man, he should be feeling lucky that he's not drowning in a bag right now.

Was he on wires there? No, he could really do all that. I would have thought so. That is awesome. That is very cool. I would have thought so that is awesome that is very cool dude

Jackie Chan at this point we determined earlier is 48 I believe I am I am 46 I can't ride a bicycle anymore god damn

I I feel like this movie should have more of jackie chan just being like what the fuck am i doing because like this isn't him i mean there's moments of that that that last bit where he was against the pipe he was his face was like what's going on but he kind of has like a playful like confidence because he's jackie chan where if was in the scenario, I'd just be screaming the entire time. My body did all the actions. There would be no. Sixty two year old wrote that. Is that where they lost you, Gavin?

No, I'm still in, I think. It's still in. Well, when you have a pre-order, it's really tough. It really has to fall to be like, this was... Jackie Chan's the king of prop fighting. There's always someone's jacket or a rope or through a car. Did you see Skip Trace? No.

Skip Trace is the movie he made with Johnny Knoxville. Only good thing about it is the prop fighting he's got this great scene where he's holding like a russian doll and every time it gets punched it gets smaller until he's just like holding this really tiny thing it's a really great visual gag johnny knoxville might be the guy who i like the most and i want to see succeed in film the most who continually makes the worst movies you You say that about succeeding. I thought, I was like, oh, nobody saw Skip Trace. It made $1,000 in the domestic box office

and made $132 million worldwide. It was a massive hit. Holy shit. Quick, rifle tricks! Rifle tricks! Shake your booty! Shake booty! What is this? Is this default?

The suit just does this? Okay. What was on his hand? What is that? Is it like goo? Oh, it's like a... Oh, the suit, I think, shot that out. It's a magnet. He's Spider-Man! He's Spider-Man now, yeah. Yeah.

Dude, imagine a Jackie Chan Spider-Man in the 70s but sick oh spider Chan he would have

hated it he could I bet he could still do it all he wanted to do was serious dramas which makes his career really funny in america he's like i just want to make a movie like kramer versus kramer and they won't let me

have you ever seen his like original martial arts movies like drunken master and stuff i've seen a few of them as a kid yeah but not at all good even then yeah i feel like i haven't seen like his super old stuff i've've probably seen from Police Story onwards. They used to... When I was a kid, there was... I was going to say it was a USA channel. They would have Sunday morning kung fu theater. And they would have three kung fu movies back to back.

And he was always one of them. Oh, is he going to get the owie hands? Oh, he's going to get owie hands at the bottom ow oh there's no owie it's the tuxedo that was a little bit would you say that was the weakest of his owie hand performances well maybe it's because you're expecting it and then there's no owie hands because of the amazing tuxedo. So, like, once again, does he know how to do this?

Is this the tuxedo? Is this the thing? I think this might be him. This is all him. I bet you 90% of the people that own Hooters shirts can also do this. I think it's a weird cross-section. You should have just scrolled to shadow tricks instead of rifle tricks. Jackie Chan

never fought so many inanimate objects in one movie. It's like a building decided to attack him. How far into this are we? We're halfway! Wow! I feel like nothing has happened. Gavin is still in at this point.

Hold on. Hold on. Getting flashbacks to when I was younger. Hold on. Hold on. And this movie sucks. I was out from that point. What? After you have that moment,

and then you, I guess, finish the film, what do you do with the DVD you just saved up to buy and pre-order? I bet it was like 18 quid as well back then. Does it go in a drawer, or do you return it? I think I put it on the shelf. That's probably it. Yeah. Is this how you felt when you watched the number 23?

I watched that at your house so you paid for it. Were you excited about the number 23? He loves... He really loves... I can't think of his name either Jim Carrey the arthritis is getting into my brain

he loves Jim Carrey and had never seen a bad Jim Carrey film and I was like I've seen one and so he was like it's not possible and so we had a whole conversation about it so then I rented it so he could see it and then he got to see and then you convinced me that Ace Ventura 2

was also a bad one. It is. Yep. So if he went to court for something he did in the tuxedo and the tuxedo did it, is he still liable? Uh. Could he use the tuxedo as a defense?

I think it's like... You could put it in lawyer mode. as a defense? I think it's like lawyer mode. I mean, I would think it, nevermind. Gavin's right. That's way, that was way funnier and more appropriate than all the political jokes I was about to make.

So thank you. I feel like I haven't seen her in a lot of movies. Who? Jennifer Love Hewitt? Yeah. While you were away, we had a whole thing about her career. It's been a ton of stuff. I think she has like a few kids now.

So she probably just, you know, raising kids. She was famous for getting engaged and breaking off engagements to people. What, just getting rings? I guess so, yeah. She did that a lot. I think she was the one... I also, from everything I remember,

there was a guy on the Howard Stern show that was engaged to her for a while. I think she always wore the pants in the family. I think she was the... Oh, my Lord. Tended to do the engaging. She was in the Ghost Whisperer from 2005 through 2010. It's a great business to be in. There's never...

If you can whisper to ghosts, what a great industry. There's never going to stop being ghosts whisper at a ghost what a great industry there's never gonna stop being ghosts yeah every day new ghosts uh let's see what she's done recently dude they should bring that show back and do like ghost whisperer covid days I feel like ghost whisperer would just be an ASMR channel now.

Ska, ska, ska, ska. I just went to her Instagram, and she has a post from November 23rd saying, it was such an honor to be a part of this movie. My kids are so proud of me please check it out they bark they bite they booby trap burglars beware and it's a movie called Pups Alone starring Danny

Trejo and Malcolm McDowell Andrew's immediately okay I just thank you for bringing up Trejo the guy that directed this made a pilot called What Would Trejo Do in 2017 it is horrendous one of the worst things i've ever seen what was he very weird uh well what's weird is he's the one saying it like something would

happen like he's getting arrested he's like it's times like these i would say what would danny do i know what machete would do but what would i do and then he does the thing that he would do. It makes no sense. It's terrible. Where did you watch this? I found the director has a, oh, what's the, it's not YouTube, it's like Vimeo, I think. Is it Vimeo is on? Yeah.

I don't know, we should watch that. It is so bad. Do you, let me ask you a question. We're now halfway through this steaming pile of film. Uh, would you say this is something we're going to do again in the future? I, I mean, I'm,

I wouldn't be opposed. This is fun. I'm sorry. I like watching movies. I'm enjoying it too. Well, I think, I think that we,

uh, once again, uh, you know, I'm, I'm all up on the happy days front, but I think watching a Danny Trejo pilot sounds like an awesome idea. I don't like, I don't know maybe like yes you suggested it i know i suggest i didn't suggest it for content i don't know if it's content where there's iffy on trejo i feel like because you did say he never

he never escalates anything he's in or he never what were you saying what was your frame no he's he's very likable but i don't feel like you're ever excited that he's in it but he's in or he never what were you saying? He's very likable but I don't feel like you're ever excited that he's in it. Are we keying in? Are you feuding with Danny Trejo right now? Do you guys have faith? No, I love Danny. It's either Peter Stormare or Danny Trejo.

You don't sound like you love him. He just got re-added to Far Cry 6. I have no issue with Danny Trejo. I feel like they've really loaded in Jesus Christ Oh my god All these gormless dudes just stared at her ass And tits every ten seconds

Terrible I don't like it And she was engaged to all of them And she broke it off with all of them James Brown His last film appearance the godfather of soul James Brown

one of the funniest interviews of all time really oh my god go back and watch any any of his classic like CNN stuff losing his mind being fucking on another planet like people just having no concept of what he's talking about.

He was awesome. He's just a guy. He's just got a lot to say, but you don't know what it is. And he's just gonna, boy, he's gonna say it. And he's gonna say it enthusiastically. Gavin, you're not back in at that?

Oh, come on. Oh my God. He also James Brown in a commercial with Danny Trejo. I think the greatest commercial of all time. What's the commercial for? It's a, it was a car commercial with Clive Owen and it's about James Brown made a deal with the devil to become famous and the devil's played by Gary Oldman

and Clive Owen and James Brown raced the devil played by Gary Oldman and Danny Trejo to make him young again. And if not, then he like forfeits his soul forever. That is a star studded triple A commercial. It's great. It's like early 2000s. It's fantastic. Didn't when James when I'm going to I'm going to guess Eric's going to know about this. When James Brown died

wasn't there like a thing where they were fighting over his body and so he didn't get buried for like six months or something? What? Oh wow.

I totally forgot about that. Oh mouth shot. Or maybe more than a year. Let me look it up. Didn't he get arrested a ton of times? Wasn't he just like a basically a times? Wasn't he just like basically a criminal? Well, I mean, he was a goddamn national treasure is what he was.

I don't know about that. I don't know if the law applied to him. I also don't know much about his personal life, so if he was a monster, I... July 24th. July 24th of this year. Family of James Brown settles 15 year battle over his estate

so it was a little more than 6 months ok James Brown's body cut up for paternity test relocated several times holy shit that's insane

I can see why he hated his American movie. This also doesn't work. Like if you went to see James Brown and even if the performance is great, this isn't James Brown. Like this is I'd be pissed. The government programmed it to do this this is weirdly the rifle tricks function also jackie chan at this point is a huge global star he read the script and agreed to do this like he knew this was coming as i said this is how much you wanted to work with Spielberg.

He's like, I didn't like this movie from the beginning, but I felt this was an in with him. Because it was a DreamWorks movie. I'll say this, too. Obviously a true fucking professional, because he is putting on a show. I don't think he ever half-assed anything. I agree.

Even if he hated all these movies, you can never tell by watching him. Like, this looks like his favorite movie right now. So the guy trying to end the world just goes to a James Brown show because he likes to? Why is he there?

Why? This scene is way too fun why a lot of going why are we still here this seems for Jeff the right to use every frame of this I see that they shot that's a lot of there's a lot of Jackie Chan ass in this movie remember when you think that does Jackie Chan right he wouldn't use a body double does all his own stuff 100% action yeah yeah I love

the idea of him never using a stunt man for all his fights but he gets like a butt double well you know also he's got to have a great ass right after an entire lifetime of the workouts that he does that shape he's in he's got a bunch of steel he's got some moves i'd love to know how much they paid james brown for that role i do not like more than jackie chad was he was there a list of people that that could have been

like how did they settle on james brown why james brown i want to know the full list of possible candidates Why James Brown? I want to know the full list of possible candidates. Excuse me? What? It's a code word? It's a play. It's like an NFL play. It was the equivalent of yelling Omaha at the line, Jeff.

Oh, okay. Got it. That lady's got a lot of teeth. Would you say an above average number of teeth? Just they're very prominent. I've never looked at someone and said they have a lot of teeth. No? No.

I could introduce you to some people from my past. I've met some people with teeth before, man. Like just a lot of them or just very prominent? A lot of them, prominent. I knew a lady with sharp teeth. She had like 80 teeth and they were tiny. This freaking suit.

Did it say mashed potato? Yeah, he's got mashed potato right next to it. Yeah, but it's in like same list as Smash the Room Up. It's like this thing, these folders or something, or subbeddies. It's an organizational mess. A 92 Dasani. She could correctly identify the brand and year of water. The worst X-Men ability.

I bet I could pull out Dasani from other wars. Oh, I could definitely taste it. I couldn't tell you the year. You could taste the fucking gross oil film. Dasani sucks. No, I enjoy a Dasani. It's like water with a hint of motor oil. It's a very aggressive water tank.

I feel very strongly about Dasani, and I have for a long time. I think it was banned in England for some reason. Probably because of the fossil fuels has he done anything since this movie started to advance his plan like he killed the one guy like what has he done

he's just hanging out at this concert well that's what leaders do, right? They hire the right people and delegate so they can focus on the bigger picture. Aw. Dang it.

Does that mean he had input on that plan? He signed up. He probably had to approve the purchase order. What other bums do they have? Do they have a jet ski bum? The phrasing of it is they have multiple types of problems for vehicles i want to talk to this woman about the casting of this movie she gets called a vacuous and rancid tart it's pretty extreme Pretty extreme.

Not sure what she's getting at there. He's still just thinking about Walter Strider. Trying to get to the bottom of this. Wait, they just left? They found... What? Yeah, they found out she's csa and he owns a bmw and they were like we gotta go there's okay i feel like that's classic like the henchmen capture them at this point like something they don't just leave the restaurant how are you going to capture the suit it's a great point that's true I

really hope we see mashed potato mode oh is he going up the outside why I don't know why is she walking alone by the pool at night Is he going up the outside? Why? I don't know. Why is she walking alone by the pool at night? And in slow-mo.

Is that how you would have filmed it? I would have had her in focus a bit more, probably. I mean, I know they were going for a pool focus, but it was too soon. So fucking critical. Jesus, what was that? He's got super fast search. Oh, that was amazing

how the fuck is she gonna control the bubble size yeah I was gonna say I've never I don't think bubble preference is a thing I think it was supposed to be innuendo but I don't know in what way I said it jokingly at the beginning of the movie. I truly do believe the most medicine character has been the guy Jackie Chan accidentally hit with the bike guy. We have never peaked that level of intimidation.

I wonder what else that guy's been in and done. I don't even know. Let's see if I can find him. That's a weird foot. Like, the fourth toe was long. Usually it's like the second one or the big one. I don't know what you want, Gavin. You're saying they're being too aggressive with their looks,

and then you come for her feet as soon as they're revealed. You immediately have negative feet text. I could have just done without that close-up, I'll be honest. I agree with the close-up. I'm not a foot guy. No, I'm not either. I'm powerless without this.uxedo what if he only lose half can you fuck better in the tuxedo

what would they have called it yeah what mode maybe that's what mashed potato is oh no it would just be pussy demolition gross oh Oh no. It would just be pussy demolition. Gross. Oh!

I bet you're going to regret saying that later. Absolutely. Absolutely. Shit. It's like suddenly this movie turned into true romance. Oh my lord. It's like suddenly this movie turned into true romance Oh my lord Nothing is taking a beating In this movie like inanimate objects

Once again Getting slammed Oh no they'll fall into the pool He has got a whole handful of tit there Good lord Oh wipe How unnecessary. Aww, that's cute.

Jesus. The things I'm gonna do to meet Spielberg. Did he ever, like, work with... Was he ever in, like like a Spielberg movie? I don't think so He just really wanted to beat him Something funny about trying to kick a door open

And your foot goes straight through it It's more anus shots So yeah That was his work right He's like I'll be in the movie but I really want to show off my tush. That bit was cool. Andrew, did you see pants only defense mode? Yeah.

In what movie has that guy ever been menacing? Dawn of the Dead. He was in that movie. I recognize him. Yeah, he wasn't menacing. No, he wasn't menacing. The classic fighting while getting dressed That's amazing doesn't it button itself up it does nice nice great sound effects in this movie

I'll give it that what was that so you're definitely back in at this point right absolutely So you're definitely back in at this point, right? Absolutely. I don't see how you couldn't be. Maybe you just, at your age, couldn't appreciate it on the level that we can as adults now. I mean, I feel like you can...

A bad Jackie Chan movie you just enjoy is like a selection of scenes. Like, I liked that fight that we just watched. That was a good fight. I mean, just... Just accidentally killed that guy. Oh, wait, is he gonna save him? No, he's landing in the water.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Water's fine. He landed on the other dude. They're both dead. Hey, fucking Christ. What a shitty way to die. dude oh that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's

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oof oof oof what if that was just an unnecessary bone stick it out I don't know who any of these people are that's Jennifer Lovegin, that's Jackie Chan Diarrhea Oh I don't like this

Oh I don't like this. Oh! What? what I assume at this point when I was a kid I was just hanging in there for the outtakes yeah no absolutely at this point you know they're gonna deliver do you guys have trouble sleeping too I mean no

I couldn't sleep last night I guess that's why I guess i'm a lot more like jackie chan than i realized how do you think they felt like let's say i i know movies don't shoot this way let's just assume they're shooting this in chronological order how do you think they feel about the movie at this point yeah like at what point were they oh boy did they ever know i wonder if they still like actually let me go on the director's web page called it a kung fu classic I believe

so I don't I don't think a classic I believe I wonder I wonder how many people find out their movie is bad on opening night you surely must know in the edit I don't know you would assume see You would assume.

Let's see. Wait. Is she bad? Or was she good? I don't know who she is. She was a good guy, right? Or is she a bad guy? She's a good guy. Is she in Zoolander?

Yeah. That's the thing. She's a good guy. Is she in Zoolander? Yeah. That's the thing. She's in. Yeah. She's Will Ferrell, I think. Yeah. Did he just photocopy that? That was awesome.

It's really disappointing they never let him just do a dramatic movie. He did at some point, right? That's what The Foreigner was. Yeah, but it's still an action movie. Like, I don't want any action. You don't want it to fight? I want you to take away everything that makes Jackie Chan Jackie Chan.

Let him do that. He just needs his Philadelphia. He does. Yeah. He can flip like pancakes in a cool way. There's a way to like add some stunts to a family drama. They couldn't have put those in a

peli case? You know, he didn't do he didn't do a lot of a lot of karate in the karate kid remake he was more of the mentor that's true leaving it up to the kids that's pretty much you think they paid for this song can we use this could this be our theme song I feel wanted i feel like this is

public i don't want it i'm just it's available i assume if we could have a theme song that we paid for i would want it to be jackie chan singing uh he has 13 albums we could get some jackie music well I would want him specifically singing James Brown I think we could I think Jeff let me tell you about a movie also he didn't sing that didn't they just pull James Brown's audio

I feel like he just lip synced they didn't even let him sing how sad man that looks expensive as shit How sad. Man, that looks expensive as shit. Yeah. This is where the budget went. Yeah.

You can imagine the director describing what he wants to the props department. And they're like, for this movie? All right. They're like, for this movie? Alright. I like the secret entrance to my bunker to be a thing that people would just naturally do all the time. They were there. It's like, let's downsize from the

pool, let's make the secret entrance a hot tub and spend the money we save on a new script. Is that deer piss? To the left? A lot of deer piss. Does Storme get to fight Chan in this? I don't think so. That's a shame. He doesn't strike me as like a fighting character. How many ladders has Jackie Chan slid down in his life?

I bet he's got a record. I bet he's got the record for most ladder slides in film. I bet he's got a record. I bet he's got the record for most ladder slides in film. This set looks like half of every scene in the first three X-Men movies. Which was the Uma Thurman Batman movie? Oh.

Batman and Robin. Was that Rob? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah it was yep it was batman and robin it's got those vibes for me thank you what okay well how long how far into this movie are we did you throw the it's gonna be the end oh we're an hour and nine it took one hour and nine minutes to for the main characters to learn what we learned three minutes in what are they doing oh it could cam wait how is it camoing with she was behind when they have to camo what was the back of the snow it says it works the same as the Harry Potter cloak she was in the suit with him yeah probably wrapped around her

that scene would have been pretty funny. You really like that. I just like that funny scene would have made the movie twice as good. Just that. And then that got me thinking like, man, we should put, they should call us to punch up one scene in every movie. I like that idea a lot. Between the five of us, somebody will have a funny idea every time.

I'd be terrible at that for a living. Like if that was my actual job and I was just watching movies all the time. If it was the occasional one movie and I just had to punch up one moment, I think I could nail that job. I totally agree. There needs to be, like, a scene of the year award. We need to be like, we have won eight consecutive years. Our punch-ups. Oh shit.

Does she? Okay. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Never mind. I don't care. I had no idea. I don't care.

That was. Yeah. Like, who cares at this point? Like, after everything he's done, who who cares they saved your life like 86 times just do the shoes do stuff? His roommates? He's wearing his roommate's underwear?

I think so. You know what? That tracks for a dude that wears a Hooters shirt all the time. They both have the same roommate? I... We could have made that scene better. Maybe we could have punched up two scenes. Yeah, we could have improved that. That is the moment of the film.

Yeah. Where did she... Oh. Where'd you shoot? Oh. Everything's got a flash. Everything's got a thing. Oh, those are pretty chairs. And a sofa. That's like rich people shit. If the Sims taught me anything,

when you can spend more money on a couch, it's going to be uncomfortable and divoted like that. Dude, I bet that thing's super comfy. Really? I don't think I've ever sat on one. Maybe I got the wrong impression of them. I think that they're not comfortable at first, but once they're like 40 years old,

it's like the most comfortable thing ever. Yeah. they're like 40 years old it's like the most comfortable thing ever that's some sort of discovery happening here oh my god he's figuring out walter strider is water strider oh are you just figuring that out too is Water Strider. Oh. Are you just figuring that out too? Water Strider. Cuts to him at a Hooters. Didn't they make that painfully obvious at the beginning? What do you mean?

I think to the audience but maybe not to the driver yeah like i think it's a problem of us as a audience knowing way more than the characters we're a little more omniscient yeah dude who knew that guy could dance like that and he didn't even have the suit on do you think this is the most phoned in bad guy performance of all time? I he is more sadistic than he ripped the guy's hand in half. That's true. But he just hasn't done anything

is the problem. Ah shit. It's over. Oh shit. It's over. I always wonder where you hire people to work in this lab. Like is this a LinkedIn thing? Like how do you get staff for this?

Well this is before LinkedIn. So this is probably the Warners. That's true. Or Craigslist. Maybe just way outside of a prison. Dude. Maybe just wait outside of a prison. It's adding a different element to the movie. This is the punch up that this film needed. and there's nothing I can do to stop it I want you to go into movie theaters with Henry

and just ask this question I want people around you to react yeah you get it, buddy. Do you think this... Can you guys think of another movie? It's kind of what Andrew was saying earlier. Where you could tell the people that are in it wanted to be in it less

where they're like actively fighting the film I'm trying to think of examples I would say the entirety of Diamonds Are Forever just look at Sean Connery yeah there you go that's a good one for me it's probably The Cell I don't know if you guys ever saw that movie it's a Jennifer Lopez movie

I think Vince Vaughn was in it go watch that movie now and you will see the people getting more depressed as the film progresses i will say uh alvin and the chipmunks 3 is a good one for that because david cross signed on to make three movies from the beginning and he's fucking miserable and the third one they filmed all in Hawaii and he had to wear a mascots outfit and his characters upset the entire movie and it's one of the greatest performances I've ever seen because he's not performing he's just genuinely

miserable is Jason Lee still in those or is he off them now I think he was in the fourth one and they stopped there They stop there. Hmm. Oh, he's got a tuxedo now. Oh, no. Oh, no. Detain. Demonstration mode?

It starts the exact same way as Demolition mode It does This is how Steve Jobs opened the keynote With this product Mm-hmm. Why does this guy hate water oh shit damn that was a fall you that's

there's no way he keeps his teeth laughing laughing it's actually the reaction they had when reading the script. Getting the call you actually were casted for the movie. Isn't that the dragon fire that's under King's Landing? It is, yeah. The high sparrow is right above this.

That was a good stunt. They just tie a rope around him and yank it get it oh why not a good suit is this the only movie where two pieces of clothing are fighting like we're just witnessing two outfits fighting each other they could both be asleep isn't this essentially like the male version of the house of gucci I guess I don't funny me that was a joke about there's a movie about ladies fashion you were talking about yeah it was

it was relevant because it's out right now it just came out of drivers it got Adam drivers in it Lady Gaga yeah that's a great joke thanks throw a third arm Thanks Throw that up. Oh You think they'd have software updates for the tuxedo like what if in the middle of a fight sequence you needed a firmware update Suddenly your tuxedo gets slower for no reason what is going on like why is all this shit

why was there a pool full of snakes i don't i don't know Eric. Those are the poison snakes that are going to infiltrate with the mosquitoes or whatever. We're under King's Landing again. Yeah, under King's Landing again. The sound effects! I think it's the same sound effects I put on Jeff's

bike trick. He's gonna... So are they in a water reservoir right now? Like, what is... If he opens that, what does that mean? I think it contaminates the water and then people die. I think it lets the bug... It lets all the bugs out.

It's like the opposite of what Bill Gates is doing with mosquitoes. The shoelace is just a tactic. So the shoes are involved. The shoes are in. What's he doing with his arms then? Wow! Oh, fuck. the shoes are in wow what's he doing with his arms though wow oh fuck it'd be really

great if this is where I realize what Walter Strider meant 10 minutes left what if it's off to the

credits it's in the blooper reel why is the computer moving is it still moving where is pan to it never mind. Just kick him in the testes. Could you, like, change his suit profile?

Yeah. Oh, like hack his suit? Yeah, like could you just go to mass potato mode that felt very looney tunes oh shit oh he's melting a bit just a bit this little just a little seer you're a cab driver Why are you okay with this? Uh oh... It sounded like a guess. This is... Wasn't confident in his delivery.

Fucking stupid. So was she calling him a queen earlier? Is that what the joke was? It sounded like a guess. This is... Wasn't confident in his delivery. Fucking stupid. So was she calling him a queen earlier? Is that what the joke was? I don't... I don't know. I don't know. oh oh no oh they failed so quickly uh oh everyone is just like wait a second what's gonna happen don't mosquitoes live for like a day it's something short like that yeah it's like two

days i think is this a mosquito or a water strider might be one at this point it's a water strider they said a bunch of times oh yeah i forgot they had a whole thing about it yeah walter strider not moe scalitto Lido. Could you imagine having a plot to end the world that could be stopped by a shot glass or a fucking or a fly swatter? I would eat the bug. I wouldatter. I would eat the bug.

I would have bit it. Save the world. None of these people are attacking you. They're not paid to, to be fair. They just cleaned the snake pool. That's fair. Oh, he's back! Oh, shit.

What the hell? This sucks. They got that shot in the head and thought, it shouldn't last 90 seconds. We're gonna have to speed this up. I have a feeling I know what's gonna happen. Oh, four times! Hell yeah. Good lord.

Why is this so brutal? There were a lot of nightmares after this. There's Walter White. Oh my god! You got Imhotep. The mummy! Oh, this is like the good guys show up now. This is what she was talking about.

Now they got Pally cases. He's got the same shitty fucking sideburns. Bob! Maybe we should only watch movies that he's in. Bob movies? He can never be an undercover agent. That guy's role was to run in and punch Jackie Chan in the face. That was it. Yeah.

Yeah. You wouldn't take that role. This is like a great. I hate all your movies. It's an honor to help. I hate your films. Oh, not another guy in the snake pit. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh no.

Do you guys remember what this is? Are we going to get the biker? If they pay off the biker gag. No! They are! Why? That guy didn't even do anything in the first place. No!

I mean, he overreacted, definitely, but like... Yeah. It was a very New York reaction, though. By the way, this cost the United States government about $250 million. Just this 18-second operation where he gets revenge on a bike messenger oh jesus I'm glad Devlin made it I forgot that this was a thing nice beret

He's back why'd they do that? Is that Jorge from Lost? Yeah, it was Hurley. What? It's the homeless guy. I'm not even kidding. I think that was him. Yeah. It looked like him.

Yeah. No. You don't think it could have been Hurley? I don't think it was him. Let's see if it's Jorge Garcia's in the tuxedo. ... wasn't him it wasn't him wasn't him wasn't he was busy making big shot confessions of a campus bookie in 2002 so he was not available i'm not surprised it did look like him did look like him this movie's still going he's an agent now yeah that's how he can command

so much of the government's might and money to ask a girl out on a date that's a cute outfit she's wearing Bet it doesn't have a mashed potato mode Ask her out, dickhead Jesus Ask her out, dickhead.

Jesus. Yes. There you go. I'm just here thinking about the skateboard bomb there should have been more of that do you think they invent and then build a skateboard bomb or do you think they buy that from like an evil like catalog

do you think there's like an evil eBay yeah yeah yeah they secure got overstock calm for what you what the food he's gonna dick her. This sucks! Did it used to just be called Tux?

It was. It was originally just called Tux. Wow, she can move. I like the idea that all of these... This is like a $60 million vehicle for a blooper reel. Jackie Chan might be the most likable person on Earth. I know. He always says that the dialogue days are his least favorite.

He just wants to punch stuff just because... He's never been confident in his English. But he's so naturally funny. I know. Did he just play the fuckstick? We should get Jackie Chan to voice a fuckstick that we could make. well that was a movie well there you go just shut off the movie yeah Yeah, absolutely. Eric's fucking done.

That movie is so... It's so long. It's so long for an hour and a half. Nothing happens for an hour. Yeah, that movie is like... They packed the Lord of the Rings into an hour and 38 minutes. God damn. Yeah, those additional 18 years didn't do anything for me oh man since it came out imagining 18 years ago you being so disappointed right now the

most disappointed you've ever you're so excited you pre-ordered it ready to go and the exact same feeling should we rate this film in some way or do we not care yeah it's uh you know rate it out of five tuxedos okay I give it two and a half hooter wings out of ten

I give it four water striders I'm just I'm gonna give just i'm gonna give it uh i'm gonna give it one peter storm air excellent nick or eric i i mean i think you guys really summed it up i i like i i will give it i'll give it 0.5 blooper reels because that didn't feel like a whole one there you go i'll give it, I'll give it.5 blooper reels because that didn't feel like a whole one. There you go. I'll give it one deer pissing in a river. One deer piss. Nick's only contribution to the whole thing.

I hope to God a regulation listener or comment lever makes a tuxedo poster with all those ratings on it. Like a four-year consideration type thing. Well, we did it. We watched the movie together. We did it. How long did it take us to do this? What?

A couple hours? Yeah. No. I mean, like, we didn't think. Jeff, I didn't think that's what you were asking i i got i got where you were that's it mean you bud okay fucking idiot when was this idea presented to when we made the fucking video did it take us two months three months no no i think it was a few weeks i think it was it was probably a little over a month. But now we know that we can do it.

We know how to do it. We've got all the kinks worked out. So next time you decide to think of a movie you saw 13 years ago and you want to watch it again, you let me know and I'll get it ready to go. I think that's great. And can I just say thank you guys for continuing to innovate. I was just counting it up in my head.

This is the fourth kind of alternate shoulder sub bonus content we've made. We did the break show. Yeah, in the FFU, we've made the break show, right? We've done food review shows. We've done Apple reviews. We've done Andrew ask Andrew a bunch of sad questions about his life and then this. So we've done now we watch movies together.

Four different kinds of innovative pieces of content. I'm just happy that this already the season four of this show and we're still coming up with new ideas. Pat, you guys all in the back. Congratulations. I would like to know when was the last time someone watched the tuxedo.

And there's, we have to be, no one's made content about the tuxedo. Who's making content about the tuxedo but us? Do you think that was the first stream on HBO Go that it got? It has to. Do you think it ticked an alarm somewhere? There's a light going off at Jackie Chan's house

and he's very confused as to why. It was installed 18 years ago. Nobody's hit play on the tuxedo since you bought it. The golden water strider on his desk just lit up. All right. Well, I think that should probably do it. Let us know what you thought about that, unless you didn't like it.

And if you didn't like it, that's fucking awesome. Just don't tell us. But if you did like it and you want us to do it again, let us know what you thought about that unless you didn't like it. And if you didn't like it, that's fucking awesome. Just don't tell us. But if you did like it and you want us to do it again, let us know. Yeah, which movie you want next? Yeah, movie or TV show, pilot, reality show. You can say none if you want.

Yeah, none is an answer. None is an answer. But maybe you want us to watch more Bob movies or maybe you want us to watch more Danny Trejo content. We're down for whatever. I fucking, I am always willing to take a ride back in time and hang out with Arthur

Fonzarelli. Just saying. You really want us to watch Happy Days? I watched a lot of Happy Days when I was a kid. I was of that era. Ta-ta! Bye now. Bye.