Regulation Podcast - Gavin Loves Skype // Andrew Stole Chips Maybe? [142]

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Why did Gavin join and he's muted? Who cares? Great. You said things are better. Hello! Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always, Gavin Free and Andrew Panton.

Hello, boys. Hello. Gavin is shy. He's still muted. I don't know what's going on. Well, this is perfect because Gavin and I were supposed to have a friend intervention. We teased it up last one, so we'll just have it right now. I'll kick it off. Gavin, what fuck your response he left oh he left the call he left

there you go yeah he's not here anymore i clearly won that argument all right congratulations man he's back and muted is gavin late at this point i would say late. Yeah, I wonder what his argument is that he's not. Here, well, let's get, hold on a second. Gavin, we feel like you're being deficient in your duties of podcast participant and host as well as a friend. Would you care to respond? I think that's pretty clear.

That's pretty, I think at this point he's late. Yeah, no, he's definitely late. Yeah. He just, he doesn't care oh he just posted a photo of his computer uh i had that your discord installation is corrupt wow well imagine if you would have had some pleasantries and noticed that before we started so we wouldn't launch into this hey before g before Gavin gets here, do you want to have a little bit of a merch meeting? Yeah. I could actually,

it'd be great to have your opinion on something. Yeah, I'll say I missed the most recent merch meeting. I apologize to everybody who I've blown off or missed in the last week. My life has been a fucking nightmare. Yeah, you're pretty, yeah, you're in a fuck situation. Don't worry about it.

Here's what we said with Tony. We said tony merch meeting want a fridge magnet a magnet of jeff's fridge that you can put on the fridge and he said okay do you want it to open and we said what and tony just sent and tony just sent us this what the fuck we can have magnets that open dude yeah i guess that's the thing we said if that can happen we should have one cosmic crisp apple in it oh that's beautiful dude we have to make this we have to make this yeah that was such a dumb idea but man leave it to tony to make make a bad idea good yep that's phenomenal that deserves to be made absolutely i'm letting him know right now. This rules. Let's do it. Let's find out how many we have to make,

and then we'll just communicate that number to the audience immediately. Hey, what's up, Gavin? Guess who's using the browser? Oh, your browser boy. There's two of us now. Well, my actual Discord just said it is corrupt. There's two of us now.

Well, my actual Discord just said it is corrupt. Can we not use shitty-ass dog shit hell that's Discord? What do you mean? If you just show up five minutes early, this isn't a problem. Works great for me. I'm using it right now. What do you want to use instead? Do you care?

Like, do you want me to find something else? I can find something else. No, don't listen to him. Cool thing about Discord is it's accessible via multiple platforms. You want to get it on the browser? You can get it on the browser. If you want to use the app, use the app. I'm sorry, was your suggestion just Skype?

I don't know. You can't trust Gavin with Skype. Ever since he did that commercial with his grandfather when he was a little boy, he's been shilling that company. Did they pay you in stock? Is that what happened? Skype really dropped the ball. I don't know how.

I think you got Skype credit. Oh. Have you guys ever, do you guys know what I'm talking about? Have you ever seen that old commercial? I have no idea what you're talking about. Gavin and his grandfather, when, how old were you, Gav? Oh, 17, 16. This kid in his charmed life.

When Gavin was 16 or 17, he somehow became a part of a national campaign for commercials for Skype. What? And there is a television commercial of Gavin and his grandfather having Skype conversations together. It was all over TV in England. That's incredible.

I had a line in it. What was your line? I'll do it. Are you ready? Okay. What, do you need me to be grandpa? The grandpa of lines? Yeah, you be grandpa? The grandpa of lines?

Yeah, you be grandpa. You say, hi, Gavin. Hi, Gavi. You gotta do it in an Italian accent. That's racist, I think. I don't know if we can do that. I was trying to do Mario. I was trying to do Mario. Okay, and then I'll do my bit. Hi.

That's it? That's your line? Why did I have six lines? Did Nick just find it? Hey, there it is. It's a minute and a half long. This is too long for Skype. Yeah, it's too long.

Anyway. Yeah, that's been out there for ages. Anyway, you guys can watch it after the podcast. That's funny. I had no idea. Look at that's out there. That's been out there for ages. Anyway, you guys can watch it after the podcast. That's funny. I had no idea. Look at that little cutie. I got that because I was on the Skype forums. I think I was trying to fix my granddad's Skype or something.

And then there was a thread that said, tell us how you use Skype. But I was like, I use it to talk to my granddad. And they were like, that's great. Can we make a commercial about that? I was like, okay, perfect. What was the best conversation you had with your granddad over Skype? How long were they on average? What do you say?

Pretty long. Chat, maybe half an hour ago. Now we just use this other thing called FaceTime. I thought you were going to say Discord. I was going to ask if your grandpa has Discord Nitro. He has Nitro. We need nine more, apparently. You guys may not know this,

but Gavin is exceptionally close to his grandfather. They are like best buddies. I love him. He used to send me these videos like way, way, way, way, way before Achievement Hunter of him getting his granddad to play games like Assassin's Creed

and watching him run around and get... Do you remember that? You remember those little gameplay videos you would send me of you and your grandpa playing games? Yeah. I wanted him to make Achievement Hunter videos. That would have been great. So that's it, Jeff?

That's your friend-ervention? I feel like... Oh, yeah. So, Gab, I guess we're good now. I missed it? Damn. I thought we had a nice chat the other night. I gave you plenty of opportunity to respond, and you didn't respond to anything I said,

so I consider the beef squashed. You were like, our friendship's weird and awkward, and then we had a conversation and uh you somehow fixed it in one go yeah i did here's here's what it turns out uh i was trying to like this when i as soon as i joined man i am tongue-tied as soon as i joined but man i i've i've had one night of sleep in my bed in the last like eight days. I'm, I'm running on empty right now. But, uh, I, uh,

as soon as I joined, Eric was like, you got to lead with the friend intervention. And I forgot we ended with that last time. What happened was the second the podcast ended, Gavin came over and he goes, do we need to have an intervention? And I was like,

I think things are weird between us. Don't you think these are weird between us? And he was like, not really. And I was like, oh, okay, I guess it's just me.

Then you want to hang out and he's like always and then it's been fine yeah well you were like you're like i think i feel like things are awkward with every person i was like oh am i making it awkward and you were like i think i am but i was like okay and that was fine that was it and we had to have that one not even really awkward conversation and then we talked for two hours in gavin's living room we've been great since i'm glad that that's how it played out yeah i felt awkward after you said it was and i was like oh i guess maybe it is and i was like is it me and you were like oh maybe i think it's me and then it after like two minutes it felt fine oh shit i'm tongue-tied too jesus i'm so glad

that the two of you are back but i do wish it happened on the show because it would have been so much more awkward whatever the online exchange was between the two of you of trying to figure this out now we just had a really nice conversation and then we went out to dinner where we screamed at each other it was great oh i forgot we went out to dinner that's fantastic what did you guys have uh what did you have gav you had pizza i had a big pizza yeah i had a pizza that was uh i had a salad. It was one of those restaurants where it served about half a foot above the table. Oh, wow. It was special.

That's fancy. Don't know why it couldn't have been on the table in front of me like a plate, but... Did you bring your own Branston for them to put on it at the restaurant? It was so loud in this restaurant that like Emily and Meg were across from Gavin and I about, I would say, I don't know about gavin and i about i would say i don't

know about you gab but i would say like maybe 30 of the way through dinner i gave up trying to talk to them at all it was just i couldn't hear anything they said and i couldn't yell loud enough and i just talked to you for the maybe that's why i had such a good time it's true i kept having this message come off on my watch i'll post it talk amongst yourselves uh what do you think the message is going to say, Andrew? Any guesses? I don't know. Do you think it'll be related to Discord?

Do you think it will be possibly... Too loud. Eric thinks it'll be too loud. Too loud. This isn't from in the moment, but I took a screenshot of it. This is a fucking paragraph. This isn't a... Around one hour and 45 minutes a day at this level

can cause temporary hearing loss. The weekly limit at this level is around 12 hours and 45 minutes a day at this level, you can cause temporary hearing loss. The weekly limit at this level is around 12 hours and 30 minutes. I didn't know they did that. It was that loud. It was kind of crazy, because you're used to the normal restaurant atmosphere, but I can't hear what someone one foot away from me is saying. I think what it was, I think what was it was this was last friday night and i think it was the first

night everybody like came out from hibernation and was like i want to reclaim my life and have a night out on the town and i just felt like everybody in austin was loud and boisterous and like defiant all at once it was fucking annoying So is it people loud or is it music loud? Everything. Wow, okay. But it was mostly people. The last time we recorded, we should probably say in the last episode,

if some of the audio sounded weird, that's my fault. I set up Jeff at Meg's desk, but I didn't check what was being recorded. And it turns out Meg has, for her streaming setup, she has everything on Discord also is recorded to the file.

So anytime Jeff was talking and someone else is talking we it's it's just i guess a shit show of the audio i can't believe uh an actual usable episode came out of that but if sometimes jeff sounds like he's on discord it's probably because that's the feed we're using um and at that point jeff you had no power for i think two days right yeah yeah how long did it go on uh so i moved home yesterday oh man uh what happened was uh and i have an interesting story about how i got my power back actually uh i will say it was uh was through perseverance on my part uh and desperation so that was on what?

Like Thursday, I guess. I was that day I moved into a hotel, right? Like I came over to your house Wednesday night to shower. I brought the family over like refugees and we showered. And then the next day, Emily was like, I can't do this. I just can't do it anymore. She's got to like get up and go stand on her feet

12 hours a day at a beauty salon. And she has to look fabulous. And it's fucking impossible in a house with no heat or electricity. And so I was like, got it. We'll get a hotel. Start looking around. There are fucking no hotels anywhere in town at this point, obviously. And so I start to get a little desperate.

Millie's mom still has power. So Millie went to stay with her mom for a couple days. And then luckily, I was able to get a hotel room and so I was able to find one hotel room and then while I was checking in like four people just walked in off the street and were like got any rooms and they were like no and they were like

fuck so I felt pretty fortunate so then we spent two nights in a hotel there but that's very expensive that's you know a couple hundred bucks a night was all I could find and that wasn't sustainable. So I decided on Saturday, there's still no electric company in sight. At this point, the city is sending out vague updates like,

we restored the power to 50,000 people today. And then that's all you hear. And you're like, well, what about me? And they're like, we can't give you any update at this time, but we're working on it, you know? And so Saturday, I was missing millie too much anyway so we airbnb'd a place in mueller which is over where rt is uh because they bury their power lines there so you don't have to worry about the power going out uh and moved into a house and rented it until monday

and thought okay surely by monday we'll have power still nothing come monday asked if we could extend stayed till Tuesday. They wouldn't let us stay any further than that. I guess they'd already had it booked. And so Tuesday, we were sweating. I rented another Airbnb for Wednesday and Thursday because Friday and Saturday, we're going to go stay out of town anyway

for Emily's birthday. So then I get up Wednesday morning before I go to check into the, no, Tuesday morning, right after I booked the other hotel rooms. And I just, and what I had been doing throughout the day at this point is I would drive over, because I live across town from RT and from that Airbnb. I would drive across town and sit in my driveway

for four or five hours at a time just just to see if somebody would show up and to be there when somebody showed up right and so tuesday morning i go and i drive into the driveway and i'm sitting in the driveway and uh well as i go to pull up i see 12 trucks on my street i counted it was fabulous there were tree trimming trucks uh like disaster relief trucks asplund there were like city of austin trucks with cranes and cherry pickers and i was like it looked like they rolled out a fleet it looked like the military showed up to fix my street and i was like fuck yeah and so i went it was so packed i actually i couldn't park on my street i had to

park a street down and then walk home and as i walked around kind of this the back side of my house there was a bunch of dudes with chainsaws on this little area woods right outside my property down and then walk home. And as I walked around kind of this, the backside of my house, I, there was a bunch of dudes with chainsaws on this little area woods right outside my property. And I walked up to them. I'm like, thanks so much guys really appreciate it. And they're like looking at the power line stuff and they're like, yeah, no worries, man. And I was like, look, so my gates open, it's unlocked. It's right there. You guys can go right in. And they're like, okay, cool. And then I went, I went into the house, uh, and I was just like hanging out, waiting to see what the power turned on. And I waited for like three hours and

they were still going strong and I had to run some errands, right? So I ran and I ran some errands and I came home and when I came home, I'd been gone like 30 minutes. All of the cars were gone. The 12 vehicles were all gone. And as I'm driving up my road, I look over

to the right and my side of the street which was all out of power everybody's got porch lights on and I'm like oh shit we got our power back my house does not have a porch light on oh I'm like oh no and then right past my house there's like two trucks uh I just couldn't see him from the road there's like two trucks left and they're just like facing each other like like talking through the windows, city of Austin trucks. And I'm like, but it's raining. It's sprinkling. And I'm like, you know what?

I bet everybody else moved on to another gig. They're just left to do my house. It started raining. They probably can't be fucking with the electricity and the rain. I don't know why I thought that. I'm sure they probably can. But I'm like, so I'll just,

I'll just wait for the rain to stop and then I'll go out and check on them. And I go inside the house and I sit in front of my window and I'm just, so I'll just wait for the rain to stop, and then I'll go out and check on them. And I go inside the house, and I sit in front of my window, and I'm just looking out the window. And two minutes after I do that, one of the cars drives by. And I go, oh, shit. And now I'm down. I'm from like 12 trucks down to one in the span of like 40 minutes. And everybody in my street has electricity but me.

And I'm like, oh, fuck, no. I'm like, I got to go. I'm going to like beg this guy so I get up out of my out of the chair and I as I'm opening the front door that guy's driving away and I just I didn't even think I just panic ran booked it like Forrest Gump straight at the truck as he's driving down the street and I'm like wait wait stop and the guy like looks back like i'm a fucking lunatic and he pulls over in the middle of street and he's like what's up man like a big old he like duck dynasty like a dude with a big old beard and like ray bands on and uh and he was

like what's up man and i was like uh are you leaving and he's like yeah we gotta go to the next gig and i'm like i still don't have power it looks like everybody else has power but me i don't know if you guys just miss me or what but if you guys leave i'm fucked could you just it's been a week man could you just what are you gonna come back and the guy looks at me and he's like he just takes me in for a second and he goes hold on a second and he pulls over and he gets out of his truck and he goes uh show me what you got and i walk him down the street, back to my house, around my backyard. Sounds like my granddad. Yeah.

And he goes, and I take him to my backyard and I show him the tree that's fallen and the electric wires are like spaghetti on the ground. And he goes, tree trimmers didn't come back here and do anything with this? And I was like, no, I said hi to him. I pointed at it and he goes, ugh. And he looked at it for a while

and it's raining the whole time, by the way. And he looked at it for a little while longer and he goes, he was just real quiet and still. And he goes, it for a while. And it's raining the whole time, by the way. And he looked at it for a little while longer. And he goes, he was just real quiet and still. And he goes, all right, man, we'll get you back on. And then he walked back to his truck and he got on like a walkie talkie or some shit or a CB. And then three trucks rolled up and there were 12 dudes in my backyard. And an hour later, I had power. That's amazing.

It was fucking awesome. It was fucking awesome. It was fucking awesome. But then I didn't have internet. And so that didn't get fixed until yesterday. Oh, it's back though. Yeah, it's back. I'm recording at home right now. It was cool to see the updates and I guess it felt way longer to you,

but I was surprised that every day we'd get an email from Austin Energy or whoever. It's like, we got 68% of customers back online. The next day I day be like hey there's 75 and you were always it i think it got down to like 88 and jeff was in the remaining like it was like 92 and you were in the remaining eight or something i was in the remaining five percent and today's email was 99 they were sending me texts and emails saying, congratulations, 95% of customers have power. And I was reading it on my phone plugged into a fucking battery.

It was pretty impressive, though, just to see the progress every day. It's like, Jesus, they must have reconnected so many people yesterday. But you were just right at the very end. I wonder how long it would have gone on if you didn't run out like a maniac. Well, that's the thing, right? I'd have been fucked. I would have literally been fucked because I have not seen a truck on the street since.

Like, I think they fixed this neighborhood and moved on and I would have just gone to the back of the fucking line, I guess. Even though I had reported it like four times and called and a lady read. She was like, sir, I have three reports. Let me read them to you. Is this you? Is this you? Is this you? And I'm like, yep, that's me.

And she's like, okay. And I'm like, we can put another one in. Even though I did all that, I still have no faith that had that guy not pulled over, if I hadn't desperately like a lunatic chased after him, I would probably be in an Airbnb. I would be in the other Airbnb that I couldn't get a refund for Wednesday and Thursday. That cost me 600 bucks. Oh, man. Yeah, I booked it and then four

hours later, I had no and then I was like, please, please. They gave me it was like $659 and they gave me $59 back. Oh, that's so kind of them. It's a great resulting. I had the freeze reveal this bag.

It's a bag of soil that I threw. So basically, the freeze collapsed all my plants, and it allowed me to see this bag. I was like, oh, I remember that. I just chucked a bag of soil back there. Because about a year ago, I tried to plant some stuff. Here's how it went. Didn't take.

Yeah, everything died. Planted some stuff over by the fence died nothing i plant lasts sorry not to not interrupt but just for the people listening not just dead like it looks like parts of gavin's yard are in mad max like that's how dead yeah zero life it looks like they were tortured to death something about like no matter how much water i give them or don't give them or where I put them in the shade and the sun, everything just burns to a crisp and dies. So I'm just like, oh, let me just throw away this depressing bag of soil.

I picked it up and it flew out of my hand and slammed straight back down into the ground. The freaking bag grew. I grew a bag. Something in the bag has taken and a root has burrowed through the plastic and straight into the ground. It's a strong root.

I grew something. Jeff, did you do that? It feels like he's being pranked. Is that a prank by you? Because it said that's a great prank. Did you throw a bunch of seeds in my hidden bag? Who fucking, who could think, well, things were still weird between us at the time,

so no, I couldn't. But who thinks of that prank? I wish wish i was that smart that's devious i really want to know what it is like what if it's not a weed what if it's a a rare tree it could be a rare tree yeah i think people should everyone should buy a bag of soil and just plant it that's yeah as a bag you don't know it's not a rare tree so it's on it's on the table it's possibly a rare tree i just can't believe that something that's been hidden under a bush inside a bag with no sunlight can actually survive better than the stuff i want to grow that's crazy i mean that feels pretty par for the course to me did you put is the bag still down

well i'm not gonna get rid of it now. Yeah, now you're committed Are you gonna try to are you gonna try to grow it further? Are you just gonna leave it well no if I try to grow it will die If you make any attempt to take care of it you will kill it yeah So you're just gonna leave it and it's just gonna continue. I'm gonna leave it Can we get an update and like a year from now? Can you put in your calendar if the bag is still there? Oh definitely yeah, if it grows baby bags. I'm going to leave it. Can we get an update in like a year from now? Can you put it in your calendar if the bag is still there? Oh, definitely, yeah. If it grows baby bags, I'll

buy one for you. We've missed you, Jeff, without internet. We've continued to play Warzone. Oh, man, that sounds cool. I would love to play with y'all. We should play. Are you playing tonight? Could maybe play tonight, yeah. What time? That's a maybe.

Tomorrow night? I can't do tomorrow night. Tomorrow night and Saturday night, I'll be out of town. Okay. We'll figure it out. And then Sunday, there'll be a Super Bowl. We had an all-time moment when we were playing the other night, Jeff, because you know game chat.

That was something I was popping into whenever we encounter people, whenever we see it. Because Gavin and I were holding this building, and there were people above us that were having constant conversation and so i said let's switch to game chat and i told gavin how to do it and so we're both in game chat just listening to these two guys and they had a helicopter above us so i dropped down an airstrike to try to lure them to us and they just they avoided it but it destroyed their chopper like oh the helicopter's gone now god damn it you want me to use my uav, the helicopter's gone now. God damn it.

You want me to use my UAV? And the guy's like, no, wait till we need it. To the last minute. And something that those guys said made me laugh. And I had a little laugh. And I was like, oh, my God. I hope it didn't come through. And then a moment later, I hear the guy yell, I see you, Gavin Free. Because Gavin also had a

little like the slightest laugh and it came through and his name popped up and they got so aggressive about it it's fantastic we've missed you it escalated until like three other teams showed up and everybody died it was the best but just the like I was so nervous I blew our cover and then

I heard like a little snort from Gavin and just the guy jumped on it. I just couldn't help it. It's great. That's what we've been doing. Well, you've been struggling with your Airbnb situation. It sucks that you weren't able to get refunded. Oh, that's okay.

I feel like I paid $600 to get my power turned back on. Yeah, I guess if you put it in that perspective, sure. It's all in how you choose to look at it to to help maintain one's sanity that's fair in the in these complicated times i'm not letting it get me down boys i said i was gonna have a good 2023 i said it wasn't gonna start off like dog shit like 2022 i lost my power for a week i got stitches all up and down my hand but i have power now and I have no stitches. So everything's coming up roses.

You have a fridge. Is the fridge okay? The fridge is okay. I bought it. I had to buy an entire new round of ketchup and mustard and soy sauce and fucking milk and sodas and shit. Well, not sodas, but... Can ketchup not be warm?

Dude, I don't know can ketchup be warm it's supposed to be refrigerated i think you can have it out for a bit yeah yeah i don't know i don't know for like a week once it's opened i don't know i just proofed the next does it do the um disgusting vomit one it's real it's a real it's foul i haven't finished it yet i got to. I got to the part where it's like one hour later, we're about to start checking it out, and then I had to turn it off. Thankfully, they cut to you when I actually threw up.

So you see a lot of gagging, and you don't see any vomit come out of my mouth, which is probably for the best. But it is disgusting. I was talking to Tyler about it the other day. He was saying he wasn't sure it was an episode, and I was like, hell yeah, it saying he wasn't sure it was an episode. And I was like, hell yeah it is.

It's got to be an episode. And he was like, maybe it'll be cut up and put as a part of another. And I was like, no, no, no. It's definitely an episode. It's just a gross episode. Can I see the cuts of whatever that is? I want to see this so bad. Whatever list I need to be on to see the cuts of this.

Have you not seen any of Doesn't Do? No, I haven't seen any of the updated Doesn't Do. We've got two episodes. Oh, I need to see them. of this. Have you not seen any of Dazzle Do? No, I haven't seen any of the update. Yeah, we've got Dazzle Do. We've got two episodes. Oh, I need to see them. That's great. Maybe we should show them to you on Office Day or something. So that's what I was thinking. I'm intentionally not sending them

to people that weren't directly in that because I didn't know if it was going to be a thing where it's like, we want to show you these a certain way. We want you to do this other thing with it. I'm intentionally holding that back, but if you want me to send it to Andrew,

I can send them both episodes right now. Whatever works. As long as I get to see him. I think it'd be fun to hear your reaction. Is it like full episodes? How long are they? Yeah. Like 12.

Like one's like eight minutes. I think one's like 12 minutes. I think they're all going to be around eight to 15, something like that. So you want me to save these Gavin for whenever, when is our next office day supposed to be? Uh, it is the beginning of March the third. Okay. I'm just gonna, 8 to 15, something like that. So you want me to save these, Gavin, for whenever? When is our next office day supposed to be? It is the beginning of March the 3rd.

Okay. I'm just gonna, I'll avoid watching these for a month. Will the show be out by then? It is slated and people are gonna dog me because it's not gonna come out at this time, but whatever. The week of March 13th is supposed to be the first one, but I'm trying to work something in the background. Okay.

Why don't we move an office day up? Yeah. When would you like to do it? No. We're not doing this. No, no, no. Hang on. No, we're not doing this right now.

No, no, no. Hang on. Go ahead, Gavin. Gavin, when would you like to do it? No, talk about after. Talk about after. No, no, no. I kind of want to move an office day.

I wouldn't mind moving it up. Yeah, yeah. No, I think that's fine. So when would you like to do that? How about next Friday? Next Friday, the 17th. What do you think, Gavin? Done.

Moving on. I'm sorry? Yeah. He's moving on. He's going to talk about it later. Oh, okay. No, he said done. Yeah, moving on.

I just don't want to fill the episode with another one of us arranging something. No, no. That's, yeah. Well, you did this. You brought it into play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you should have done that. 17th. Got it. Well, you did this. You brought it into play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you should have done that. 17th.

Got it. Well, I did it with also saying, let's talk about it after. Adding it now, and it is sent the 17th. We've done it. Easy peasy. Wherever you're going,

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visit amex.ca slash ymx benefits vary by card terms apply do you ever just do something that um in public that is like you autopilot and do it and then you realize it's really inappropriate yes i burp and fart loudly all the time now thanks to the pandemic when i was working at waitrose i couldn't stop ripping the receipt off other people's checkouts i just kept doing it it's like a muscle muscle memory of just like if i was buying something in a different store i would tear the receipt off because i was so used to doing it when i was working the waitress checkout. I had to like, it was becoming a real problem for me.

I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I just, I also work in a checkout. Have you had anything like that? No, not that I can think of. Not,

not that we're like, didn't go unchecked. I, I got flagged for, I didn't realize I was doing it, but I, now that I, it was pointed out to me,

I realized I did it a lot at Christmas. I kept opening up all of Emily's presents for her when she wasn't opening them fast enough. Because you're like, I open presents sometimes. Get to it. She'd be like, it's my present. And I was like, oh, fuck, I did it again, didn't I? Yeah. That's funny.

Hope that's not something i've been doing my whole life and it's just the first time somebody's pointed out to to me you know did you have something come up gavin that that made you think of that recently well basically when i'm tired that stuff kind of sneaks in again so i think i was really tired at pet smart or something and i i reached for it i didn't i probably probably the only thing that manifested physically was maybe my hand twitched as I stopped myself I was like oh my god. It's been like 17 years since I went to the supermarket, but I still was just like oh

Like I'm actually worried about it that really burned in for some reason yeah, that's interesting, and I've never had that I've had Things that are not socially acceptable to do when I was like I don't know seven I accidentally stole a Pez dispenser briefly from a store because we're like going to go see Shrek or something. And I got really excited about it. And I was like, I'll just, I'll wait at the theater. And I ran out of the store and the alarm went off. I was like, oh, I guess the alarm's going off.

Like I didn't connect that it was me. And then I got all the way to the theater and realized that I was still holding like the packaged Pez dispenser. And I had to go all the way back and return it. that I was still holding the packaged Pez dispenser. And I had to go all the way back and return it. You just thought it was that pair of shorts or something? Yeah. That was before the shorts.

I did have a thing recently talking about my sneak game. I don't think this is shoplifting. Maybe you guys can evaluate if this is shoplifting or not. We got the Super Bowl this weekend. It's a lot of grocery stores stores they got their deals and whatnot and there was like this buy three family-sized bags of chips for ten dollars and i was like great i'll get two ketchups and i'll get a barbecue and so i got i went to the store they didn't have any barbecue in the thing so i was like i'll just take i'll get a plane i guess so i got my two ketchups and my plane paid for everything as I'm leaving the store I realized that they have a

display kind of near the front with a bunch of the chips and there's a barbecue in that pile but I've already paid for my plane so I was like oh what do I do is it okay is it morally is it stealing if I swap out one of my chip bags, because I've paid for all three, but I didn't pay for this specific bag of chips. So if the price is the same, that's totally fine. It's the same.

It's the exact same. It would have been the exact same deal. Everything's the same. It's just a different flavor. It's a different bag. I assume you're just messing with their inventory, but it's not. I wouldn't say it's

Stealing it's the closest I've never shoplifted anything and I was like oh yeah as you know I'm a real sneaky guy, so let's let's pull it off you shop swapped. Yeah, let's pull off this maneuver So I was kind of nervous about it And I was like well looking around and making sure that that there's nobody looking and I put all the chips down And then I like i thought i was being real sneaky and i grabbed the barbecue i was like interesting and then like i walked away with my bags and everything my three chips and i got in the car and i realized that i'd accidentally swapped out the wrong bag i wanted to get rid of my regular i had two ketchups and it was supposed to be a barbecue i instead got rid of one of my ketchups. So now I had one bag of ketchup,

one bag of barbecue, and one bag of plain. And I walked back in the store and I did it again. I did it nervously. I got rid of the bag I grabbed that I wasn't supposed to. So we're all good.

But I ended up having to do it twice. How's that stealing, Eric? I think that leaving, you've walked into weird territory by leaving and then going back. But it's the same. It's untouched. You've crossed. It's untouched.

But here's the thing. I'm fine with it. I think you should steal from the grocery store. So I'm okay with it. I don't think. But I want you to know that I still think it's stealing. Really? Here's the deal.

It's not stealing if you haven't left the parking lot. If you're in the parking lot of the store still, you're still a part of the store, I think. No. So if you walk outside into the parking lot and then walk back into the store, I think that's fine. Now, if you were to leave the parking lot

and then come back, then I think you gotta talk to the manager. But I think if you just step outside for a second and go like, oh, fuck, I grabbed the wrong thing, I think you gotta talk to the manager but i think if you just like step outside for a second and go like oh fuck i grabbed the wrong thing i think you go back that's actually an interesting i didn't even consider asking one of the staff why why would the threshold be the parking lot because i think it's still a part of the store why would the threshold be the store why andrew you're asking why the threshold the threshold for the store would be the store no no i'm saying you're saying the threshold is if you leave the store and he's saying if you leave the parking lot what you're

saying is an arbitrary line that you've made up so for you to be like jeff your arbitrary line is ridiculous the door it makes no threshold i know but make up i didn't make up the i didn't make up the line they put the door there the atb parking lot is a is atb property it is HEB property. It's part and parcel with the store, so I still think they're connected. That's a good point. Okay, so hang on. Hang on. Gavin, do you think that what he did was good or bad or stealing? Where's the

line? I think, yeah, I think you should have talked to someone in there. I think that's just a weird thing to just go in and do. But I paid. I didn't cost the store any money. I paid exactly what. But I paid. I didn't cost the store any money. I paid exactly what I should have paid. The transaction was as intended. Yeah, but something's missing for them now, isn't it?

Well, it's, you know, maybe... I'm sure people steal chips all the time. Like, I'm sure that my thing... I'm sure I'm not the one in perfection in the system. So now you're saying people steal chips, so it's okay that you stole chips? No, I didn't steal chips. I'm saying it's okay that I may have messed with In the system. So now you're saying people steal chips, so it's okay that you stole chips? No, I didn't steal chips. I'm saying it's okay that I may have messed with their inventory system. Because I'm sure it's fucked.

I mean, every place I've worked at that has done inventory, it's fucked. It never works. I messed with a store inventory once. I found, when I was moving house once, I found a pot noodle down the back of my drawers that expired like seven years ago. And pot noodles expire like five years after you get them and i thought it'd be funny just to put them back on the shelf at the shop so i did i messed with the inventory on a much larger time scale but i don't think what i did is stealing i think it's just potentially giving them a lawsuit i put i just put it back with the other pot noodles and all of all of the logo and packaging was different.

And it was expired by... It was expired by like seven years. What if somebody buys that and gets sick and dies? You murdered somebody. Well, I assume the barcode won't work. It's way worse than switching out somebody's potato chips. You're a killer. I assume someone would just try and buy it this one looks different

and then it says like 1997 on the back oh god i'd be so mad if i bought those i wouldn't do that now that was that was actually before i worked in a supermarket the 20 feet from swapping the chips to walk into the car i've never felt cooler and it was such a letdown to realize i grabbed the wrong bag i swapped out the wrong thing you always think you're being sneaky when you're not do you want to talk about how not sneaky you were last night on call of duty what do you mean when you tried to sneak out of your previous party I was I was playing I was playing with a different group of people and I was swapping over to join with Gavin and I forgot I hadn't left the session I was previously in so they were all still with me and I was like hadn't left the session I was previously in so they were all

still with me and I was like yeah I'm gonna call it for the night I'll talk to you guys later and I joined Gavin and I brought the entire party with me and I was I panicked I didn't know what to do so I just left the lobby like that was the solution and I said I don't know what the name of it I don't know what the name of the opposite of an Irish goodbye is, but Andrew definitely did it. He just threw everyone into my party and left himself. And I was like, oh, what the fuck? And I couldn't figure out how to leave.

So I was like, ah! So then I got a message from one of the people that was in that party, and they said, it's funny gavin joined our session right after you left they didn't realize i brought them they thought that gavin was trying to join me naturally and it just happened the timing was off and so i was like and then i was like and he was like oh shit and he left and i was like so they they think that they messaged me and I was like so they they think that they messaged me

and they're like yeah because they had they played with Gavin before I invited them when we were playing and so they thought that Gavin added them on Call of Duty and just like joined I don't know what they thought but they didn't realize I brought them and they completely misinterpreted it but they listened to the show so I guess

whenever they hear this, they'll realize what happened. Yeah, because you were in my voice chat at that point, but you brought them into my COD game, so they couldn't hear you. No. Or me. Oh, the panic of seeing all four people, just a full lobby.

That's brilliant. That's great. I saw something interesting on our Instagram. Yeah? So the people have been posting their own life hacks. Gavin life hack. If it's dark, use one of these switches on the wall. Look, I get it, alright?

I don't understand what qualifies as a life hack yet, but I'm working on it. There's no need for that. There's no need. It would be, your life hack would be if it'm working on it. There's no need for that. There's no need. It would be, your life hack would be if it's dark, flip the light switch in your room to turn the lights on. I laugh my ass off at that. That's so funny.

Do you think... I'll eventually get one. I just, you need to keep writing down everyone you think is one That's gonna be the end payoff I'm so excited to hear that I have a few more written down I'm just too embarrassed To even oh please Please share one

Give us one just one Save Life hack Save money on nostalgia Keep your childhood Ed 64 right this only applies But right like gaming now Don't sell

Okay Nintendo to buy my n64 right and then I sold my n64 to buy my Xbox But all that happened later is I had to buy one again on eBay and it's more expensive. So just save the money up front, right? Just, you know, do a little bit of extra work. Don't sell the console that

you're on now because it's your child this is for the kids out there. This is your child's console and it might have an emotional connection to you later when you realize you haven't had it and you want to get one again this is your most narrow yeah that's pretty specific that wasn't it it was so specific and it's against time you can't tell anyone now

like buy an n64 20 years ago if you grew up on the the PS5, right, and you had the best games you played as you played as a grown-up, right? They're amazing. It's unbelievable. I think because nostalgia is so expensive, you can make the saving now. This is the problem, though. That's my hack. I think the real power of it is when you're a kid.

I think the nostalgia maybe, I don't know. I don't think I'm going to be as into, I love the GameCube and the N64. I don't think in 20 years from now, I'll feel the same about the Xbox One. But you didn't grow up on the Xbox One. No, that's what I'm saying.

I'm saying like it's specific for kids. So it's not like you can tell people now who are adults, hey, hold on to that PS5. Yeah, but he's not. He's telling kids today. I'm saying that that's even how narrow his thing, like, this is the most narrow advice I think he's given. I'd have to look at it. I don't remember the other

ones off the top of my head, but it is so specific. Eric said life hack is just wait. What it boils down to is if you're a kid, don't ever throw anything away because when you're a grown-up, the one thing that you threw away or traded away,

it's worth a lot of money now and you're fucked. And you would have had that money, but now you don't have that money. If I could buy my actual childhood Super Nintendo, I would pay double the price for it. If I could have that specific one, I would love it. I think the nice thing about being a grown-up is that you can buy back all the shit you had when you were a kid easily because you can afford it.

And it's not grimy and covered in crap. Eh, I think it depends on maybe what you're collecting. Certain things, they can get real expensive pretty quickly. I definitely regret trading in a bunch of games at GameStop when I was growing up to try to get whatever, like trading in 20 games to get one game just because I didn't have the money for it, but I'd rather have those 20

games at this point than whatever that new release was so uh hack or whack uh i would say definite whack if those are my only two options second of all i want you to reframe this and think about you're on a skype call with your grandpa as a kid and your grandpa tells you this do you think it connects at all because it's four kids but it feels like the most i'm gonna tone you out advice i would get from an old person like that's how i'd view it as a kid oh yeah no one no one would actually well no one's listening to this you don't want to hold on to the old thing when there's a new thing out you don't want to wait like an extra year as a kid i understand that but i just i just wish i sold something different what would you have sold i don't know like a lamp i don't want to wait like an extra year as a kid. I understand that. But I just wish I sold something different.

What would you have sold? I don't know, like a lamp? I don't know. Oh, the shit. I should have sold a bunch of smaller shit. I just really miss my Super Nintendo. Yeah, like a bicycle or something. Bike is fair.

A lamp. All my parents' lamps. What you've done here. Where'd your bedside table go? What you've done here where'd your where'd your bedside table go uh what you've done here it's not a life hack but it is a life pro tip yes okay they're all created a life pro tip all of gavin's advice has been great it just is not a hack in any way all right i should yeah That's why I wanted to keep that one to myself. What if we gave you a prompt

and we were like, come back in a week with a life hack for this problem or this product? Sounds like a great prompt for all of us to have a go at. Yeah, well,

then we'd all have to do it, though. I guess how would we come up with the prompt, though? Well, we'll have to think about that. Yeah, we'll think about the prompt. The prompt could be anything. It could be garden hose. It could be be anything. It could be garden hose. It could be cold pizza.

It could be, I don't know, whatever, you know? Eric could come up with a prompt. Okay. I think we could come up with solutions. Okay, I'll try to think of a prompt. Yeah, I don't really know what you're saying, Eric. Like, so far I was giving garden hose and cold pizza. Yeah, cool.

So you want us to come up with a garden hose life hack? No, I don't. No, you said. I think you do. I could probably do that. I'm pretty sure. I think Jeff just has a garden hose life hack and he's trying to steer it to that.

Yeah, I think so too. So he can establish his great life hack. No, I don't. I don't have any. The first thing I would do would be to Google garden hose life hack no i don't i don't have any the first thing i would do would be to google garden hose life hack garden hose i think that the thing that's special about these life hacks especially gavin's life hacks is that they feel um like they are solving a problem that that

is apparently unique to him but not but also not really solving a problem so i feel like given a prompt is really narrowing the focus um i really like the way they're rolling in i really like all of gavin's life hacks that's a great just sort of advice that you would hear someone say and you'd go all right man thanks and that's uh and then we'll quickly go nah these are really i think so far i don't remember what your second one was but the first one was learning classical music right like who composed what yeah this one is save all the stuff it's really old gavin trying to teach young like these are things you wish you would have learned and these are coming up i'm assuming as you're encountering them in your life like did

you look at your n64 last night was like man i wish i didn't pay 150 or 200 for this now like how did you get to that conclusion well i was just playing goldeneye again on the xbox i was like i wish i could just play this on my original hardware see what see what it feels like but you don't you don't actually no goldeneye on the original hardware plays see what it feels like. But you don't. You don't, actually. No, I don't. Goldeneye on the original hardware plays like shit. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't play great on even modern. Having two analog sticks makes it so much better.

It's a nightmare with one. Nostalgia makes everything so much better than it was. That's the beauty of nostalgia. That's why at least play it on emulators, play it on your Xbox, and uh and play it well but there's a certain feeling you can get though of like firing up a super nintendo game that you haven't seen or heard in 20 years and then the music kicks on and you're like oh holy shit you get a ton of memories that that's like the hit i want that's a little dopamine hit i get that but what if you

chase that i feel like that would wear off over time. If that was a thing you pursued constantly. Yeah, and it's diminishing returns. Yeah, I think like spreading it out is the way to go with that. I wonder if that would be less rewarding if you could just go into your closet and pull it out. Like if you had your original. Do you think you're wishing you had your old Super nintendo is better than if you just had it like

the feeling you would have of just keeping it this entire time i don't know i think it'd be pretty cool to be like that's the first game console i played yeah that's fair i just i wonder if like the the weight of those emotions are heightened because you don't have it as opposed to if you would have kept it all along if it would feel as special the possibility of it adding to the experience. Yeah, I feel like nostalgic moments like that, like those little dopamine hits like you're talking about,

they're almost better when they come at you unexpected. Yes. Like when they catch you off guard. Could you imagine how excited you would have been, Jeff, if we were like, yeah, we're going to watch a movie, we're not going to tell you what it is,

and it was Condor Man, and you had no idea? We just watched Condor Man one day without you having any any point of reference for it oh dude it would be like i'd be like are you fucking serious do you guys know i saw this when i was a kid i love this movie i remember going to the theater with my mom we got ice cream yeah no it would have blown my fucking mind absolutely the first episode just came out where nick has the laugh track i liked it a lot i listened to it and i liked it what did you guys think i liked it i think that's a lot of the audience

are like we love it and there's like another 50 it's like it's weird it's uh distracting so i don't know what to do keep it yeah it's one of those things too where it's like i i my informal uh tracking put it at like 70 positive, 30 negative, or maybe even like 70 positive, 20 negative, 10 like ambivalent. But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I personally enjoy it. Nick is so expressive too.

Like I even heard not only laughs, but I heard like a gasp or two. Yeah, yeah. I thought it added quite a lot. It is sort of a weird just from a structure perspective of listening to somebody who's not i mean nick nick chimes in sometimes and that's awesome it's always great when he does but he's not regularly talking on the show but you're hearing his reaction to the show it's like a weird like between line of listening to somebody on a podcast who's not actually on

the podcast but like you're listening to someone else listening almost like a terrorist house well is that just because we can't hear him there because then he would be on the podcast right yeah i guess so i think the fact that we can't hear him maybe creates that like layer in my head all right what if for the next one we have him unmuted so we could hear him we see if it changes the vibe that could be interesting that's interesting i like that let's do that let's do that and then there's not like two layers to this yeah let's try that i like that idea a lot i i hope i don't think it'd be a good idea i always liked tough crowd which is this old comedy central show they would have their audience mic'd in a way that wasn't always positive so like frequently somebody would tell a joke and it wouldn't land at all.

And it would be very awkward in the moment. Like the comedian would have to acknowledge like that they bombed as part of the show. She don't really get and like talk comedy formats all that much. I don't think we need to go that far, but I'd like to hear Nick laughing. It would be interesting to see how that adjusted. Maybe how we told stories. It's the same as if as like on the Howard Stern show, you can hear people laughing in the background,

or like on YMH. I think it adds a certain texture to the show and kind of fills it out. I do think that our being able to hear it will change our energy a little bit, which will, I think, help. And it's not like we just wheeled someone in. Nick is here for every recording.

Yeah. Anyway. Fucking better. what if we had a designated laugher who we don't know they just join the call and then they record their reaction andrew are you a big colin quinn fan i like some of his work i haven't seen any of his recent stuff but i like because you mentioned tough grad he uh he has a new show on the howard stern uh serious channel oh interesting like a talk show i haven't heard it or anything but if you're a fan he does a really weird like almost essay style of stand-up comedy where like his sets are like really narrative based in history at least the ones i've seen as far as like past in new york uh there was great colin quinn moment where he did you know like when people go on

fallon or whatever and they do like they they prearrange what they're gonna say and they do their like little bit and then they throw to a clip he did his little like set thing and they

threw to the clip and it was the exact the clip was the exact material he used for his little bit thing it was just the same thing doubled up like you didn't know what clip they were gonna use and

so he did his like little set and they threw it to be like watch my special and it was just the same thing doubled up. Like, he didn't know what clip they were going to use, and so he did his, like, little set, and then they threw it to be like, watch my special, and it was the exact same material. It just doubled up. It's the most embarrassed I've seen a guest on any of those shows. He was just dead when they came back.

Like, I didn't know. This is so embarrassing. Oh, that's awesome. Good book. I had an embarrassing moment the other day where it's like another one of the situations where it's like i swear i'm a normal person but sometimes it just looks like i'm an insane person where uh this was like during the freeze and i had i was supposed to go to my therapy but i just decided to do it virtual um and then my internet went like i lost internet

because the weather i guess and just the whole street went off like i had to suddenly like pivot i was like oh shit because i'm already like 20 minutes into therapy and i didn't want to just like call it a day there because i still have to pay for the whole session so i text the guy and he was like oh yeah just phone me and i have no signal ever so i'm like scrambling around like time's ticking and i quickly just i'm like oh where are my shoes and in the end i just shoved on my like yard shoes i made some ugly shoes on a converse but i put them the wrong size they're too big so i just i just wear them like in the house or like in the yard or something like that so i just stuff them on and i'm like

walking i'm like walking miles from my house i was probably walked a mile to get signal and then i called him again i've got like 20 minutes therapy left at this point but these shoes don't fit me and they started like rubbing halfway so i'm like oh for christ's sake and then eventually i'm just like pacing around eventually get some signal i'm calling him and i'm like finishing the end of my therapy you know talking to talk about some deep stuff you know getting pretty personal and i'm kind of like bummed out and then my freaking foot hurts so i end up I just took my shoe off and I'm walking around And then at that point someone was like Gavin I was like oh hey

Oh no He was like I love your stuff and I was like oh thanks man Oh no He was like can I have a selfie and I was like absolutely As I'm walking around with my shoe in one hand and my therapist in the other hand, I'm like, hold on one second, I'll be right back. And I'm like a freaking maniac and I haven't showered or anything

because I just like, I didn't expect to be out and about. And I just don't know what to do in that situation. I love, I'm always down to take the selfie. Like I've been asked in toilets and took them. It's not the best place. I mean, wait for me to come come out but I'll still do it but that was the one where I was like maybe I should say no on this one

I look like dog shit I look like a maniac who doesn't know where he is oh my god I can't think of a worse place to take a selfie than in a therapy session it was definitely a first I really didn't expect it with one shoe on.

I can't... Dude, that's so funny. I have... I've had similar experiences because I always... I can't think still. I have to walk or ride a bike or something. So I always walk in my neighborhood

when I do my therapy. And so I've had twice dudes stop to say hi. But nobody's asked to take a photo. And every time, I've had twice dudes stop to say hi but nobody's asked to take a photo and every time I've had socks and shoes on and been like super comfy the weather must have been dog shit too right like he must have been uncomfortable

it wasn't great nothing about it was great but it was like all rainy and fucking wet and fucking icy probably yeah but hopefully that guy stays better and it's also a funny story oh man but yeah that's gonna be that's gonna be worse than the one i took in the bathroom at a convention center uh bathroom selfies i won't do it i say no

let's wash our hands we'll go outside it's like it's one of those things where it's like i i could say like this is the work this is like not the place to ask but i feel like the person already knows that and they're potentially worried that i'll just pissed off the second i leave the bathroom so i kind of understand it so i don't i don't ever want to be like no i don't want to take the selfie of course of course yeah it's a weird exchange i think a therapy session i think just if you would have said to that person i can't i'm in a therapy session right now, just to see their reaction would have been great. No, you can't do that to that person, though, because that could cause permanent damage to a person. Really?

I think if I were in their shoes and I realized I unintentionally interrupted somebody who's just walking on the street in broad daylight, right? With a shoe in his hand or whatever, not looking terribly serious. If I interrupted that person and found out they were deeply in a serious moment like that with a therapist, I would be so horrified. I would never talk to another stranger again. Oh, man. That's so interesting. Well, this is a person

who is fine talking to someone who's already on the phone. So they've already got that. They've already got to that level. That's true. That's a good point. That is true. Imagine if they would have waited for you to get off the phone. So they've already got that. They've already got to that level. That's true. That's a good point. Imagine if they would have waited for you to get off the phone. Although, although, did you have your AirPods in?

No. Oh, so you were holding the phone to your head? No, no, no, because it was literally in my hand. Both my hands were full. Okay. Okay, well then, yeah, that's hard to forgive. I just quickly grabbed shoes and ran out to forgive. That's pretty rude. I just quickly grabbed shoes and ran out the door.

That's pretty rude. You ever see somebody on the phone? Yeah, let them have their conversation. It's fine. It was funny. It was very funny. I can't, yeah, that's all time worst timing. I feel like that was such a quick hour.

I'm bummed it's over. I'd love to see that selfie. I know. Yeah, I hope it gets tweeted to me. It just fucking flew by today, didn't it? I didn't even open my phone to look at notes. Although I'm glad I have any. I was so excited for this recording.

For some reason, this last week just felt extra long. I think it was like Saturday when I was like, man, how is it not Thursday already? Felt pretty long for me too. I think next week we're doing two, right? And then we have an office day, potentially? Yeah, next Friday. Not potentially.

Definitely. Well, should we wrap this episode up? Do you have anything before we wrap? I mean, let me look at my notes. I ate Indian food somewhat recently. For the first time? No, I hadn't had it in a long time.

I had like this big thing of butter chicken. And they had like a two buy one get one free. It's like a promotion type thing. They were just opening. I don't know. Anyway, I hadn't had it in a long time. And I wondered if it would like fuck up my body. Like if I was going to take a massive shit essentially from eating

all this indian food uh i anticipate it then i had the second one the next day and i was like oh man this is gonna be crazy then that night i realized i hadn't shit since having the food i think my body went into overtime i had a bath i fell asleep and i was texting with you at the time, Jeff. I woke up in the bath and I thought my body, it was like the hardest it's ever been through. I thought nine hours had passed. I thought I had the deepest sleep of my life. I thought I was a different person. I was like, I hope the people, I hope my partner isn't worried that like I went missing. Like I have been gone a long time.

Like I might be dead in their eyes and i looked at my phone 30 minutes it was a 30 minute i fell asleep for 30 i was so it's the most out of it i've been and i'm attributing it to the butter chicken it was delicious would highly recommend but my body just was like couldn't i don't know i stopped shitting and i had the craziest nap of my life where I thought I was a different person when I came up on the other side of it. So I guess I'd recommend butter chicken. You know what's weird?

We all had butter chicken last night. We had Indian food last night. Really? Yeah. I didn't time travel or anything, but it was very good. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe have a bath tomorrow. Listen, have you shitted if you listen have you shit since

you've had the butter chicken uh i have uh i've taken my my customary three shits this morning all right okay well never mind your body's okay i uh speaking of speaking of uh indian food i you know what i miss the most about my house what you sorely sorely miss after you get used to having it. A fucking Toto, dude. Oh my god. Cold toilet seats? I forgot they existed. Really? No gentle wash? Oh.

Wow. It's been, I feel like I've been shitting in the Stone Ages for the last week. It's been fucking brutal. I never even think about my cold toilets. It's like I'm walking around with Fred Flintstone's prolapsed asshole because I'm just shitting like a caveman you should get one of those like ups the apc battery backups for your time i love the idea of the power going off and it's saying like oh you can shit with with a warm seat for the next 32 minutes it is the most important thing in this house oh my god well okay so you

had to shit on a cold seat. I think a very important question that everybody's wondering, what is the sunglasses experience like on a cold seat as opposed to a warm seat? Is that you feel any less cool? Great question, dude. I couldn't even I it's no, it's it's creepy. You can't do it. What do you mean in a cold seat?

You can't wear your sunglasses. That makes you a creep. Like, I mean, a cold seat like it's 30 degrees outside and you have no power in your house Like that cold. Yeah, there's no sunglasses in that. It's like they don't work together It feels it feels it feels inappropriate. Mmm. I haven't been sunglass shitting a lot in the last week I'll be honest. I did three times today. You should pick it up again. No, I'm back now that I'm home I'm back. How do you never slip down in the bath and go underwater while you're asleep?

How do I never slip down in the bath? Because it's a really narrow tub. I still can't. Okay. Imagine like me in that bathtub is like a cork half out of a bottle. It's not going anywhere. It's secured.

It's suppressed on all sides you're not worried about it popping off it is locked in and is your head lent backwards or like onto your chest like it depends i will say last night last night i had a little little nice little nap and i was in more of a stretched out position and it caused the problem i woke up because i adjusted and i water shot out the back i've talked about before we had some water drippage i had to get out deal with all that mess but i'm not going anywhere it's safe i understand the concern i couldn't be more strapped in you're a bath cork. I'm a bath cork. Absolutely I am. God damn. Oh man, speaking of strapping in,

uh... Eric's gonna go hate shit. No, no, I'm ending it, Eric. Don't worry. Speaking of... I just got two last things. Speaking of strapping in, new season of Survivor starts next month. Let's all watch it together. Yeah. And stay on top of it.

And I'm mostly saying that to Gavin, who can't manage to watch shit. to watch it we never i don't think we talked about the end of the last season i i'm i love the ending why i thought the great season was great speaking of endings yeah no we should end this podcast uh speaking of uh ending this podcast i was looking on reddit today and i somebody posted this old prank wars video from Mega 64 with like Gus and I and Mega 64 back in 2009 if you haven't seen it I encourage you to watch it first off I look amazing

but so that you can see what appears to be a 12 year old Eric Badour he is so tiny and fresh faced he's like a little baby man I actually have a weird connection to that video that moment of your guys's response i was at that pax there was a the last panel of i think the night it happened was a griff ball panel so i was at it and i was hanging out with

you guys and i was there with my cousin and my cousin wanted to go back to the hotel. So I had to go back with them. But it was around that time. I remember like you guys learning that they had done something to your booth and that you're going over to respond. Either you had already known and you're going over to fuck up their booth the way that you would the whole posters or you learn that they did something is one of the two. But I remember and I missed out. I could have been I could have witnessed you guys, I think, putting posters down.

I'm very sad. It's one of my great regrets that I couldn't have been there for that. How about this? How weird is this? Jeff and Andrew and Eric were all in the same fucking room at the same time in 2009 together. That's fucking... It's weird how long our lives have rotated around each other.

I wonder if there was one where all four of us were there. It would have to be a PAX. Yeah, no, PAX 2008. I don't know. I don't remember if Eric was at that one, but I think you were at that one, Gavin. I was there. Eric, were you at PAX 2008? I'm looking it up right now.

God, I don't remember. 2008. I definitely did 2007. I don't think you were in 2009, Gavin. I don't remember you there for that one. Yeah, I don't remember you being there. I do remember that prank fights, though. No, I might have done PAX East.

Maybe. Did you ever go to PAX East, Andrew? No. I've only been to PAX West as far as those conventions go. Andrew's a West Coast guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye. Okay, end it now.

I thought we were waiting to hear if you were looking it up. But I guess, like, I don't know what you would have looked up to find that information. To find out if he was there. Maybe he... Yeah, I looked.

I don't think I am. I think it's the year before I went. Oh, man. Yeah. Well, still, most of us were there. Yep. Way to blow it, Gav.

Thanks for listening to F*** Face. We'll see you next week. Was that it? Did you end it? Yeah, he did. He said, thanks for listening to F*** Face. We'll see you next week. Was that it? Did you end it? Yeah, he did. He said, thanks for listening to F*** Face. That's it. Oh, he just said that's it. Oh, I thought there was like, okay, never mind. Okay, goodbye. We got real quiet. Do the coolest reaction, Eric.

Well, that's already. Hey, guys, you can follow us on Instagram and on Twitter at F*** Face Pod. You can go to store.roosterteeth.com Support us directly. Buy a shirt. Buy an insane fridge magnet that we're going to be putting out soon buy uh any number any myriad of things that we have on the store i don't know why you're listening to this call to action the podcast ended a while ago can i ask one question and no no no i know you're gonna say no can i just one quick question one really because i thought about this and I'm going to forget. If I don't ask now, I'm going to forget.

Do we have more followers than Coolio on Instagram? Wasn't that a thing we were chasing? Did that ever happen? No, dude. He died. He bowed out of the competition. Well, no. That doesn't...

He still has a follower count. You can't... No. You can't compete with a memory. Oh. Yeah, I think that compete with a memory. We're not competing. I was just curious if that happened. It's not a competition. I was just curious. think that compete with a memory. We're not competing.

I was just curious if that happened. It's not a competition. I was just curious. I don't know. I hope not. I think we should switch off Coolio. I think he beat us. He won.

Yeah. Yeah, you get Andrew. You have one week to decide who we're up against next. Oh, great. Okay. Yep. Thanks for listening. Bye.

Does Coolio have a kid okay cut hey guys major league fan jack here with a look at next week's episode of face laugh track nick is live the boys talk about throwing poop what is regulation spoon size believe it or not jeff has teeth

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