Regulation Podcast - Gavin No Shows Geoff // F**kface Guilt Basket [119]

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about NOT being a technical difficulties podcast, Everyone vs Gavin, no prototype this week, the gross lake, Geoff's bike wreck, Andrew falls too, end cap wrap up, Gavin's drywall, extra medium ruling, a marge shirt out of spite, and Does It Do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free, my two best little friends in the world. How are you guys doing? Good. I'm doing great. How are you doing, Gavin? Good.

Oh, you don't hear me? Okay, great. Fantastic. This is good. This is like old face. This is like 1 through 40. He's in the fucking Discord. Yeah, but he clearly can't hear us or he's talking or his

mic has an issue we went through this last time right we're like his mic wasn't connected to the correct thing could you know him before the episode started we said face isn't really like a technical we were wrong we were wrong can you still not hear me? No, you got it. You got it. Hey. Ah, mute. I was on mute. You were muted? That was the issue? Okay, then that's not even technical difficulties.

That's not... Okay. I was muted, like, further up the Discord, so not in Discord. I thought, you know. That's not technical difficulties. That's technical dickhead. There you go. Ugh. Ugh.

So, uh, Kevin, how are you doing now that you've got a voice? Not too bad. Thanks for asking. Okay. I didn't get a thanks. I asked you first. Thanks for asking, Andrew. Thank you.

Thank you. I wanted that. My day is complete now. So I have, uh, I was telling them, Gavin, the, in the, uh, pleasantries, I had prepared a little photo essay for today, and then it expanded in ways that I did not anticipate. Did it expand due to my recent visit? It might have.

That might be a part of it. And I'd like to... So, I'd like to begin a story, and then pause the story, and then come back to the story at the end if I can. Okay. I'd like to play a little game with you guys where I'm going to send some photos out

and I'll see if you can tell what's going on. I had to make a special directory on my phone just for all the photos. First off, I gotta let you guys know right now I'm a little loopy. I'm a little tired. I have not been sleeping well. I've been sleeping in my office all week.

Oh no. Oh, no. What? Yeah. We got some bedroom shelves going up. Yeah, we do. We do. We have bedroom shelves going up, and let me show you. Here... Where's the album? Here we go. You had it all organized.

I can't sleep in my bedroom right now because of this. We're getting. We're getting shit put on the wall. I don't know what to call that. Wall... Wow, I was immensely close. You're getting trim done.

Ornate wall trim. Now, it's not going to be white. I sent you guys a photo. It's blue. The color is called bedroom boudoir. It's a very dark blue. It's been that cover forever color forever but i'm getting we wanted to get those added in to fit fancy it up and uh to really make it pop yeah like nick said uh so that'll be all the same color it won't be so so it won't stand out as much and my ceiling has a bunch of like popcorn on it not exactly popcorn

but uh like 90s weird texture that's just so fucking gross and every night when i fall to sleep the last thing i see is a really bad decision somebody made in the mid 90s uh and so while we decided to fix the walls and do that at the same time so they're like removing all the texture from the ceiling and then they're gonna paint it the same color as the walls so my bedroom will be like a sex cave uh and uh i'm pretty jazzed about it but because of that uh everything that lived in my bedroom has to be everywhere else in my house so my king-sized bed is uh i'm currently backed up against it in in the library right now so for a while we had like 40 episodes where i was doing the podcast from my bedroom now the bedroom came to me

been quite uncomfortable you realize how different the temperature is from room to room in an old house oh yeah it's way hotter on this side on millie's side of the house than my side i get uncomfortable. You realize how different the temperature is from room to room in an old house. Oh, yeah. It's way hotter on this side, on Millie's side of the house than my side. I get what she's been bitching about for so long. So, I'm a little out of sorts because of that. Let me send you the next

photo, and this is where the game begins. Okay. And I should just say, anyone who wants to follow along, if you watch on our YouTube or the roosterteeth site you will see the photos as they pop in they will also be posted on our social media feeds I assume there's a yes absolutely please play along that that's a photo uh you guys will see it's a it's a me and Emily uh I look unhappy but that's not for any reason other than I take bad photos and so I make that face in every photo. I figure if I get ahead

of it and I own the bad photo, then it becomes me. It's my thing. And so Emily looks beautiful and I look constipated. That's by design. So guess what we're doing there. And then here's the next. Here's the next photo. See if you can. This is the mystery. What do you think is going on in this photo? Huh. What do you think is happening there? Huh. So, by the way, for audience, if you haven't gone on the Instagram yet, it's a photo of a table with two empty chairs, and then there's a group of people sitting at a table in the background.

For Andrew, Eric, and Nick, I know what he's gone for here. I'm wondering if you guys can figure it out. No cheating. I'm trying to, well, is it possible, I'm going to guess with the first photo, that you somehow had the cameras reversed, potentially, that you thought it was forward-facing

and it was outward-facing? Okay, you're overthinking it a bit. If anybody else is out, does anybody else want to guess before I just answer it? Nick thinks that was it as well. Yes, Eric, the photos are definitely related. Same restaurant, same table.

If the photos are related, does it have to do, the way you described it, does it have to do with the two empty chairs? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're really, you're keying in on what's going on here. I'm not impact taking a photo of the group of people behind me.

I don't know, and I will never know. I am taking a photo of the two empty chairs. Why would I be taking a photo of two empty chairs? I'm going to say that you're supposed to have a wonderful meal with Gavin and I'd assume Meg. Guessing, and they no-showed would be my guess based off of the clues that we've gathered so far. It is unbelievable that mere days after we have to have a preemptive conversation about having an intervention

for someone's goddamn lateness, he no-shows me at a double-date dinner on a Saturday night. I thought, I night. I thought, I thought, I thought, I love this guy. I love his girlfriend.

The best friends in the world. I need to spend more time with people. I'm such a hermit. I made the effort. I, Emily made a reservation for this Japanese barbecue place where it's kind of like hot pot, but you just like, it's like a big hot rock in the middle and you just cook all your food right there.

Kind of new. We were excited about it. I texted Gavin on a, like a Thursday and I said hey i got reservations at 7 p.m on saturday for this place uh do you want to go with us emily will make the reservations and he's like we're in absolutely send him the reservations the whole thing saturday night seven o'clock i sit down and i think oh fuck he's not gonna show and em Emily's like, what? Has he ever no-showed dinner before? And I go, no, but I just have a feeling he's not going to show up. And she's like, that's ridiculous.

By 7.05, I knew it. So I texted him and I said, hey, buddy. And by about 7.08, Gavin texts back, fuck. Completely no-showed our double date. I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know what's going on. I've never done that before. So you have no excuse.

You just forgot. You just never occurred to me. I guess I just didn't click the thing in the email because I think that makes you a calendar invite. What I did instead was I set a reminder on my phone, but all that does is just put a reminder on my screen when I look at it. It didn't actually go like, hey, dinner tonight. So when I got the text message, not only did I see Jeff saying, hey, I also saw the reminder just sat there for the exact time that I was looking at. And I was just in like a Home Depot across town.

And I was with Meg. We were just getting some stuff. And I was just like, Oh no! I couldn't believe I was in the middle of the Home Depot. I was like, No! And she was like,

Oh my God, can we make it? And I was like, No, even if we leave right this second, we'll be half an hour late. Complete nightmare. Okay.

Everything's falling apart. I'm being 100% honest when I tell you that I was so fucking happy you did this. Because of this. Because I knew you had just given us podcast material, which I infinitely appreciated. I knew you had just given us podcast material, which I infinitely appreciated. Also, as much as I love you and Meg, an opportunity not to talk to people in my life at this point

is always greater than an opportunity to talk to people. So it was like totally fine. We had a lovely little dinner. Also, Japanese barbecue where you make your own food. Fucking great. We should all go there together sometimes. I would love to. I was really excited about it. That's fascinating. Gavin is slipping.

This is a real interesting problem. It's on a much lower scale, but I wasn't even going to bring it up, but with this story, Gavin texted me yesterday that you're going to text me back in two hours. Still haven't got a text from Gavin. I think the last episode that aired,

we talked about how Ezra made both of us wait like three hours for dinner at different times. And Gavin immediately knows. I think we even set when it's too late to go to the dinner. And I think 30 minutes would have been okay under what we ruled. I think that's on the line. He wouldn't have made it in 30 minutes.

In Austin, I was on the east side the line. He wouldn't have made it in 30 minutes. In Austin, honestly. I was on the east side of town. He would have been fucked. Yeah. I mean, I've been busy with trying to get filming ready and I've got Dan here and stuff. So I'm a little bit more

scatterbrained than normal, but that is no excuse. And that is something like a little cheeky double date with Jeff and Emily and Meg. What's better than that in a week? That's like, I was looking forward to it.

Yeah, me too. There's no reason. I, I'll tell you this. I had an opportunity the next weekend. Cause this was two weeks ago. Uh,

dinner was fucking amazing. Eric, we got to go there sometime. Uh, I had an opportunity the next weekend to get dinner and I invited Trevor and Barbara instead. Cause I knew they'd show up and they did. They totally showed up.

It was fine. I felt I was. And for the record, Gav, listen, out of everybody in the world before I don't want to beat you up too much. Out of everybody in the world who understands being busy and scatterbrained. It's me. I was not offended in any way. I wasn't upset. You didn't actually hurt my feelings emily

and i laughed about it for 30 minutes straight we just joked about how i would talk about the podcast we decided to do this photo thing it was it became instant instant content which i love it's all i want to do is live in content anyway right so i swim around in content so it was it was 100 fine uh even before we get to the next phase of that story uh i just want you to know uh irrespective of the the second half uh i it was it was totally okay and you didn't hurt my feeling why i appreciate it i mean i obviously i spent the next four hours feeling pretty bad about it and then uh most of the next morning too but yeah well i want you to feel bad for a while just not forever yeah. Yeah. And I never see Emily either.

I'm always, like I talk to you every week, but I'm always really excited to talk to Emily because she rules. Yeah, she's great. She's way more interesting than I am.

Yeah. So what came next? Yeah, I'm fascinated to see how this builds. Okay, well, we're going to take a pause on that story. I thought the story was over there,

but it turns out it wasn't. Today it continued to surprise me. First off, I was going to say also, i fully planned to have a working prototype maybe even a commercial of the fruit gloves for you but i realized that while there are like muscular dudes with more tattoos than me doing carpentry in my bedroom looking way cooler than me i'm i cannot stand in my kitchen and velcro a melon baller to the back of my hand it's just like i just i couldn't do it i was i felt so like dumb and emasculated and like unimportant and like embarrassed i just i've been hiding in my

library all week uh it's been so lame um which Which sucks because it's also where I'm sleeping, so I'm spending like 24 hours a day in... It's like that movie Cube. I cannot get out of this room. It saved my life. Anyway, so today I decided to go. All I had really prepped for you guys was that, because I felt bad about not

having the fruit gloves. And so I decided to go for a bike ride because sometimes that uh inspires stories and i thought like maybe i would i would like take you guys along on a journey on a story with me if i could find some interesting narrative and uh it's my i you know my balls are fine now so i can ride my bike again finally i haven't been because it's been raining but i was very excited to get out on the new bike it's fucking awesome first of all it's just fucking awesome like i cannot say enough good things about this bike i'm in of all it's just fucking awesome like i cannot say

enough good things about this bike i'm in love with it i would marry it if i could uh it's like the greatest thing that's ever happened to me i'm completely i've completely got it figured out now it's so fucking fast which is a part of the problem uh and uh anyway so it was just i was having a great time stumbled into an amazing situation immediately where i wrote i wrote up on a homeless guy with a big stick who was trying to i don't know he was fighting a retaining wall like he just kept stabbing it over and over again with the stick like he was trying to like trying to puncture this concrete retaining wall and i thought well this is a great photo but he looked at me and then he just like stared at me as I was writing up on him while

he continued to poke the retaining wall and yell at it. And I was like, there's no way I can get around this guy after taking a photo with him and not take take a poke to the eye. You know, I was like, fuck it. I guess I guess that's not going to be a part of the story. So I write on I go around Town Lake and I took a photo of how pretty austin is and this is this is the kind of the story i stumbled upon i take a photo of kind of how pretty austin is not the best photo of how pretty austin is but uh it's just a photo here it is i'll show you guys uh for the audience

at home uh it's just a picture of town lake uh you can see some of the buildings in the background there's sun there's clouds i'm on the i'm clearly on uh like the hike and bike trail nick loves it down there as do i can you from this photo can you guys tell what's wrong with austin what's wrong with austin is it like the weird layer of scum that's on the lake at the moment let's get a little closer i'm gonna zero in on an area this photo is not too powerful it's the same fucking photo as all the other photos how's that possible all right let me see if i can skip that one do a different one uh okay so here's a photo zoomed in a little bit oh and jesus oh it's we're not done oh my god uh here is holy shit next i'm just gonna go i'm just gonna go with the next four it's garbage it looks like everybody likes to come to austin and have

their bachelor parties and their bachelorette parties and have their awesome weekends uh and everybody loves to go like paddle boarding or kayaking or canoeing on lake austin i'm here this is a public service announcement to everybody who wants to visit austin stay off the fucking water dude it is gross it is disgusting look at that last photo with the big gulp it looks like you could walk on that water like that's like i've never seen it like that well we just had a lot of rain so it's worse than usual but i can tell you because i've been i ride my bike all the time it's been like this for at least a year and here's the fucking here's where it gets, what really sucks. Uh, look at these. Here's,

I rolled up on these dudes and I'm like, oh, check it out. Here's a, it's like down by where all the turtles sit, is it?

Well, it's funny you should say that. Here's the next photo. Here's a bunch of turtles. You see this photo of the turtles hanging out on the, uh,

on the log. They're like, I can see, I watched those turtles for about 10 minutes and I could hear their conversation. The guy on the right's like, I watched those turtles for about 10 minutes, and I could hear their conversation. The guy on the right's like, hey man, you jump in. And the guy on the left's like, fuck you, I'm not going in, you go in.

He's like, I'm not going in. I went in first last time. The turtles are daring each other to get in the water, and nobody's brave enough to do it because they fucking know. Then, next to the turtles, I saw these fucking guys. Ducks. The ducks won't go in the water. They're having the same conversation as the turtles. You go in. turtles, I saw these fucking guys. Ducks. The ducks won't go in the water. They're having the same conversation as the turtles.

You go in. Dude, I am not fucking setting foot in that because you're scared. I'm not scared. You go in. I'm not going in. I went in. I'm telling you, dude. Then.

You're making us look like dicks in front of the toes. Yeah, you're making us look like dicks in front of the toes. Then this is the ultimate photo right here, huh? A little bit down i found here's a log here's a log where the turtles and the bird and the ducks are tearing each other nobody wants in this fucking water because it is gross and this is why i bring this up i just i was horrified and i think it was just fucking the grossest thing i've ever seen uh And everybody talks about a beautiful Austin is this weekend. Actually, tomorrow for every Friday, Saturday and Sunday in Austin. I guarantee you it's going to town.

Lake is going to look like this in 24 hours. That's a picture. If you haven't seen it at home, it's called Party Island. It's where all the stand up paddle boards get together and they build a little island where they all drink and enjoy the sun and smoke weed and stuff that does not look fun if you can for the audience who may not be looking it's gotta be i'm guessing 500 paddle boards and canoes all sandwiched together on the body of same body of water where all those ducks in the where the ducks the birds and the fucking turtles are too scared to go in every fucking day i read by the way also the austin water is so gross right now dogs aren't

supposed to go in it there's toxic algae that will kill dogs every day when i ride my bike i see assholes throwing their fucking balls in the water for the golden retrievers these people are killing their dogs it's driving me nuts and also toxic algae, there's another kind of algae that if you touch it, it gives you your entire body a rash. And all these people are reporting on Reddit and on Instagram. They're like, what's happening to me? I broke out in a rash. I don't know. After I went paddle boarding, stay out of that fucking water, dude. It is hideous. It is gross. That's my public service announcement to anybody who wants to visit austin and get on a stand-up paddleboard or rent a canoe because you think town lake is cool it was at some point but it hasn't been in a long time it is a toxic wasteland do you think

maybe you got jock itch from i was about to say dude maybe i did that's a great i don't i don't think i don't think that that's a I'm surprised you haven't made that connection. I did it until just now. One turtle got jock it, Jeff, and the entire animal kingdom refuses to get in. I think it's all connected. Dude, I'm still reeling from jock it. I mean, my jock it would have come from the other side of the dam.

Well, Barton Springs. God damn it. Yeah, well, I fucking learned from my mistakes. Keep your genitals away from Austin water. You just gave a public service announcement for yourself without realizing you're the person who did it. Yes. Because that's how dire the situation is. If there's anything that funnels splashes of water down the side of your thighs towards your groin.

It's a jet ski. That's the ultimate. It's the ultimate squat rot splash device. You did all of that to warn people not to do the thing that you did. Yeah, learn from my mistakes. For fuck's sake. Dude, that is disgusting. I would have went on a boat with like a net and try and get some of that up.

Like a face river clean up. Oh no, there's no way you could do that. You would vomit so fast. Yeah, there's not enough trash cans on earth, dude. It's, and I recognize that we just had a major, major rain, and it's dumping a lot of trash into the water. But I promise you, it looked like that last week too. It's not... Yeah, I've been noticing that recently just going over the bridge.

I noticed that sort of trash island further in the middle. It was just floating in the center a few weeks ago. I don't know if it's the 500,000 people that moved to Austin in the last 90 days or what. But I'm not trying to be one of those people. But just stay out of the fucking water because it's gross and dangerous and keep your pets away from it. The ducks don't want anything to do with our water. Your dog shouldn't either.

That's a nice public safety. Yeah, that's my little story. That's the only story I stumbled upon on my bike. Oh, so then I take all those photos. I come around. I start heading home. It's probably an hour later at this point uh from when i drove past the crazy guy poking the stick at the retaining wall i probably

i've done a full loop around town lake down to the dam all the way back up to the other end about stop to take photos a bunch and yeah like give my condolences to the the fucking ducks and the turtles uh and uh guess who i see in the exact same spot doing the exact same thing the homeless guy is still trying to kill the retaining wall with the giant stick and when i roll up on him i'm pretty far away from him he's already looking at me he's doing the same thing where his his it's his right arm is just like robotically poking it and he's like yelling it might be some sort of an incantation or spell under his breath and he's just staring at me the whole time man let me tell you that was

i don't often get intimidated but i didn't enjoy having to drive past that dude in that moment it uh i mean i did and i i was fine he didn't attack because you don't know what he's thinking because i don't know what he's thinking And he's displayed an aggression towards inanimate objects. And I'm way more flashy. I'm moving. There's a lot more to look at. I'm more colorful than a retaining wall. It's way easier.

Like, I feel like I would catch his attention. Like, he's obviously transfixed and hates this concrete. I don't know what he would do to me, right? So anyway, once again, did not take a photo of this dude because I'm pretty sure he would have killed me. And then you guys would be you guys would be right now trying to put a podcast together making fun of me for being 20 minutes late to my own podcast

and I'm late because I'm either dead or in the emergency room boy would you feel bad anyway so then the last piece what I thought was the last piece I thought that was it I thought that was where my photos I was going to share with you I'm going to share one more with you that happened on the way home. That's the owie I got from the first bike wreck on my new bike.

Is that your knee? It's a stinger, dude. It's my knee. Yeah. Did you come off? Oh, yeah. I fucked my... I'm not even...

Lord! I'm not even going to be brave, dude i i sniffled a little bit when i did it it uh i was like i was going like maybe 12 or 14 miles an hour and i was crossing a four-way and uh i was actually in a bike lane but you know how like like they have like raised curbs i just i guess i was just like just going a little too close to the curb. And you know how like sometimes if you're, you think you're turning hard and your, your pedal might hit the ground and it'll just scrape and like bump you a

little bit and you keep going. Well, that kind of happened, but it was with the curb, except I guess I was going fast enough. And, and, and the,

the pedal must've just got hooked into the curb so that my whole bike just hit it and did an immediate left turn. Like the whole thing just swung around like on a stripper pole and sent the right half of my body one way and the left half of my body on the other way. And I landed on my knee right there with my body pushed to the right. So I sprained my knee to the right brutally but as i was doing that it was the momentum was pulling me away so my legs shot out the other direction and so my left ankle got sprained going left so like i've got a right sprain on my left knee and a left sprain on my left ankle so it's almost impossible to walk it hurts like there's no there's nothing I can favor.

You know, like if I go like, oh, I'll just walk on the left a little bit. Then it just hurts the knee. If I go, oh, I'll walk on the right a little bit.

It hurts the ankle. Also, the one thing I'm trying not to do right now is, is cause too much damage to my balls. Because I'm, I'm still barely four weeks past the, the vasectomy. I racked my balls so fucking hard on my bike that I saw purple.

Like, the world went purple for a second just from the ball pain. I had to get over the ball pain before I could even assess my knee and my leg. And then I had to ride my bike home. And it fucking hurt. And it hurts to sit on. Did you not hit the bar in the middle of the bike? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I almost like, you know how like your balls are connected to your tongue all the way through your body? Like I hit my balls so fucking hard

I could feel like my throat was trying to eat my tongue. It hurts so bad. It's reeling your tongue down your throat. Yeah. And then, and then as that subsided a little bit and i realized that i probably hadn't like broken my dick in some way that i needed to go to the emergency room for to get re you know reaffixed uh just all the fucking leg pain really

really hit me uh so knocked that out got got got past my first bike wreck on the new bike bike did swimmingly well by the way i didn't even not a scratch on it uh i think my body took all of the scratches uh and so i thought that was the end i thought that was the end of of my photo i said i thought like oh cool i get one more photo out of the day for these guys that i can share with them and then before you move on what was what's now the integrity of your ankle because obviously obviously Andrew's at 100%. Yeah, I'd love to hear, yeah. Somebody who's 100% at the current moment. What's your ankle? I would say my knee is at like 60% maybe, and my ankle is at like 35%.

Ooh. Yeah, I'm pretty hard limping right now. Okay. Yeah, I can't really bend it. So I'm a little bummed out. I'm bummed out because I hate hate to see austin look gross i hate my city to be gross i hate that i rode around my favorite spot for 45 or two hours today and i was just assaulted by the smell of like fucking gross trash and mildew and like human feces and

stale booze and it just it was so fucking gross today. I was really, it was a real bummer. Um, and for, for those of you people that are like, well, if you, if you hate it so much, do something about it. I go and pick up trash in my neighborhood park like three times a month. Uh, I try to do, I do try to do my part. Um, anyway, so I get home feeling a little dejected and pretty sore and bummed that I gotta go hide in my library next to my bed

where I have like one inch to move around because I'm definitely not feeling like a cool guy that wants to hang out in his house around a bunch of way cooler dudes who are doing hard work that I'm paying him to do while I fucking hide like a troll. And this was on my front door.

And then I got a text from Gavin that said you have a package so i was like what i went to that and then here so here's i i wanted to get my i wanted to get the full story so here's my face uh i want gavin i wanted you to see my my actual reaction so here's my face when i realized that you sent me flowers and a gold, a gold, sort of a golden package. I was like, I was like, what?

Yeah, that's me. What? So then I open it up and there's a fucking, I won't show you the inside of the card because it's very personal. It's not that personal, but it sounds cooler if I say that. There's a card that says face guilt Basket, which I thought was really sweet. I thought it was really, really, really sweet. And then inside of it was not just the flowers,

the roses and stuff. Gavin and Meg also got us Tiff's Treats, which is a local awesome cookie company that everybody loves. And my favorite ice cream, Cookie Two-Step, Blue Bell, Cookie Two-Step. I couldn't believe you remembered and you got my favorite ice cream cookie two-step blue bell cookie two-step i couldn't believe you remembered and you got my favorite ice cream i fucking love you for that

i also um i ordered the tiff streets came with a little jar of milk and i made sure to remove that because you hate it that was the part of the gift i do hate milk and then i realized that the ice cream and the cookies were sitting on top of something, and I thought it was just like padding, but I took the rest of the box apart, and they were hiding this, which I guess was the real gift. You gave Jeff a PS5

because you missed your dinner? Gavin bought me a PS5! I haven't owned a PlayStation since the PS2! I can't believe it! I'm so excited! Look, I thought I would hit the guilt basket hard, I thought I'd go all out, and Nick said to you, Gavin, do you want to go to dinner? I thought, I don't want you to not invite me to dinner again, because my, you know, integrity is falling apart, so here's a little make good. And also, this was a double whammy for me because I remember a time,

obviously you're not a PlayStation guy. You're a massive Xbox guy. And I remember a time when Bernie gave you a PS3 and you were annoyed. Like back in the day, like maybe like 14 years ago or something, you just had a PS3 on your desk. You're like, what your desk you're like what

and you were like annoyed like moving it unplugging it so i thought i wonder if you have the same reaction to a ps5 no admit the world to me actually here's my actual reaction i took another photo after the ps5 that's the that's my final photo that's my that's my ps5 face no it's fucking it's incredibly sweet i needed it i love love it. I've thought about buying one a few times because people keep telling me that I specifically would love Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West or whatever.

And then you fucking, you got it for me. And now, like, dude, I was actually thinking, like, I'm never going to be a streamer. But if I ever was, I was trying to figure out what my angle would be. And I thought, like, maybe my streaming angle could be and I thought like maybe my streaming angle could be I play all the PlayStation games that I've never played. Uncharted,

God of War, fucking, I don't know. There's probably others. The Spider-Man game everybody loved. What other big Sony properties are there? Gran Turismo, I guess. Ghost of Tsushima. Ghost of Tsushima, yeah, everybody loves that game. And now I have access to all this. Ghost of Tsushima. Ghost of Tsushima, yeah. Everybody loves that game.

Now I have access to all this. You've opened my world up, Gavin. I thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You have no idea how much it means to me. Hey, you're welcome. It's incredibly generous. This is a wonderful thing.

I think my favorite part of it is if you look at the first photo, where it is on the doorstep, it kind of looks like they used a tablecloth from a restaurant like it really ties it all together like the bagginess of it i just see tablecloth from it all it works perfectly i don't know you um don't really get from these pictures is the fact that on the way to deliver it uh meg took quite a harsh left turn and it all went flying across the car and all the water from the flowers spilled across all of her back seats and on the playstation so you might need to top up that vase but i'll definitely top up the vase other than that i think it all got there in one

piece that's what did she make a harsh left turn to dodge the dude who wrecked his bicycle and uh i think this works for you because you're the first recipient of my guilt basket. And it also works for me in that I've now set that as a standard for me missing an event. And I don't want to have to go through

buying all this shit every time. So keep me on my toes, keep me on time, and keep me in attendance. Well, here's what I can recommend to anybody who listens to this podcast. Make every opportunity you can to make plans with Gavin.

At all. Every opportunity you have, make plans with Gavin. And don't be one of those people who nags him and reminds him. I actually thought on Saturday in the middle of the day, I thought I should send Gavin a text like, can't wait for tonight! Looking forward to hanging out! And I thought, nah, that's lame. And it turns for tonight. You know, looking forward to hanging out.

And I thought, nah, that's lame. And it turns out it was lame because it got me a PS5. And I figured if you did, if it'll just sit and rot behind your TV, you could just give it to Billy or give it to somebody you like. No, dude, I'm gonna play the dick side of it. Are you kidding?

Thank you so much. It's awesome. I actually, I made a friend recently who is a PlayStation gamer and was like, we can play games together. And I was like, yeah, but I don't have a PlayStation. Now I can play video games with him.

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I fell and I'm so disappointed. Do we have a new percentage? No, we're good. Everything is fine. It's the photo. I also have a photo or two I'd like to share. As stated previously, my chair had been broken for months and I continued to use it out of the hope that it would completely collapse while we were recording at one point.

It finally, it hit its last legs last night. It got to the point where the front part of it was constantly tilted forward. It was so uncomfortable to sit in, but I was just holding out. I was hoping. And last night i dropped something off my desk and i went to pick it up and it snapped again on the forward angle

and i tried to recover by going middle you know in like tony hawk games when you're grinding and you have the balance meter that you're trying to do it was as soon as I got back to the middle, it immediately shot left and it dumped me so hard. I hit the ground so hard. It is the most broken chair. It looks like an amusement park ride. I'm going to put a photo in the discord right now of the chair. This is the natural position of the chair for this part. It looks like a chair trying to impersonate somebody on like a disney ride with their hands

up like it's going sideways around the turn with the thing i ate shit and i was so disappointed that it was not on the show i had been hoping so this was after you talked about it breaking last time this has happened yes this was that was after it was broken but i was still making it work and now i had to go buy a new chair. So when did it dump you off? It dumped me yesterday. Oh, okay. Last night.

That would have been great if you and Jeff hit the ground at the same time. Did it dump you at like 7 p.m. or did it dump you at like 3 in the morning? It dumped me at like 7 p.m. It wasn't like early, early, yeah. Was it loud enough to alert neighbors? Oh, it was so loud. I'm sure they were alerted. Yeah, for sure.

It was it was louder than I think the sushi fall. The impact was was huge. How long did you have to lay on the ground before you decided you could move? I laid on the ground for like two seconds in shock. And then I laughed really hard for about five seconds. And then I just laid there for probably another minute, processing how broken the chair was.

It's fantastic. I'm really sad that we missed it. I can imagine all the furniture in your room just jumping like half an inch. So that was my night. That's a new addition to people if they want to update the drawing of your room. Yeah.

It's a broken chair. I also, I feel like I should wrap up the end cap thing. Because I was doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please, please. Did we determine whether they were actually end caps? So that's, we got a whole lot to go through. So I completed the challenge.

And it was really boring. And I feel bad about that. I wish it was more exciting. I just ended up eating chicken and pasta for a week. It was dull. the challenge and it was really boring and i feel bad about that i wish it was more exciting i just ended up eating chicken and like pasta for a week it wasn't it was dull i got incredibly lucky but the the real point of contention because i was sick i couldn't go get it myself was did my mom understand what end caps were based off the photos there's a lot of disagreement i felt confident but as we stated i have salad cream in my dna

you never know can't be confident so i went grocery shopping yesterday to review the end cap situation i'm gonna take i'm gonna take should i post the ones that were up for dispute last time as a refresher yeah yeah definitely okay so these these were the two there are three of them but these are the two i haven't i need to find because when i went back i realized how lucky i was when i went the first time there were chickens in the end caps and that was mainly when i went off of when i went yesterday everything was different in the end caps and it i don't think i would have been able to do it if i started this week. Wow. So those were some of the end caps that you guys didn't think were end caps. Here is an alternate view of said end caps.

As you can see, very clearly end caps. Oh, my. Wow. Edges of their row. Now, the last one. Wow. That was wider than the aisle. They're very wide.

They're huge. You have end caps that are literally wider than the aisles. It's like this grocery store was tailor-made for this challenge. They've almost made an aisle that runs the other way down the store because they're so wide. I've never seen anything like this in my life. Yeah, they're fucking massive. And the other one that was up for debate was this, which looks horrendous. Like, I agree.

Yeah, it's gross. Since they moved everything, I couldn't find that specific one. I remember there's a snake. one that was up for debate was this which looks horrendous like i agree that's gross since they moved everything i couldn't find that specific one i remember there's a state next time i go in there i'll verify the state i'll find it because of the state but i feel confident in saying that i i stuck with the rules those are clearly in caps yeah i did it i just got super lucky with the chicken i'm really sorry i doubted your mom uh She clearly shopped for you in these giant, Guinness world record beating in caps. I have never been in a store in my life more suitable for this challenge.

The pictures I'm seeing here. I don't think it's possible in an HEB. In a Texas supermarket, I don't think there's an, yeah. That's like three in caps put together just that the one where the milk are yeah and they're definitely narrow ones but those are like I get the confusion it's also everything you need like it really is everything you need

there's milk yeah there's cheese there's eggs there's fucking chicken there's coffee stuff like that's a whole week's worth of food yeah I got super like mac and cheese i wish it was harder because it's not it wasn't funny which was the cool of it i was like disappointed it's the first challenge i've done where i was disappointed in doing it it's kind of reminiscent of doing the chicken dinner challenge with pub g it was just a lot of chicken

that was bland because i couldn't okay on it okay you have to live for a week, but you can only shop at Incaps in a 7-Eleven. Oh, God. The sandwiches? The 7-Eleven sandwiches? It's like Snickers and fucking like Sour Heads and shit like that. I also need to say that last night, sometimes the night before we record these, I'll go

through our Discord chat and I'll just kind of think about what we last talked about and look at the images i looked at the drawing i did of the end caps last night and just went holy fuck was that bad that that was what a shit drawing having some time away from that looking at it i think i i delivered the message of it but wow did that i mean you had covid though i did i was sick i was out of it i was definitely not in the best place but yeah it was funny looking at it last night going holy shit i did not realize how ugly this is this is terrible but that's the end caps well speaking of the chat i've got an update of my own um based on what was in there

last week i also have an update i'd love to hear yours uh let me just give it a little paste hope it's not too powerful i love this is like the show and tell episode this is great yeah it's a good recap i'm interested to see if gavin and i both have an update on the same thing because i also there's another thing that was very contentious in the past that. Oh, no. Put the puzzle back together. It looks like a hockey player's teeth, like the front of their teeth. I should put googly eyes above it. Except there's one too many teeth.

That's fucking flawless, dude. Can I just say, I was thinking about this. I was thinking about this after. I was like, man, I was genuinely offering to help him and he really doesn't seem to want my help with this I guess he's got it or either he doesn't want to hang out or he just is like fuck you I don't think you'll do a good job pretty confident I would have done a better job

and I don't know where that missing bit is yeah you've attached all the pieces back to the wall yeah and you're missing a chunk either the guy took it for reference or it's fallen inside. Gavin's got a hockey people. That's the funniest fucking thing.

Did you... Was it like when you do a puzzle and you realize there's one piece missing at the end? How far into this process did you realize that? It was very confusing. It was really throwing me for a while. I could not figure out that middle section. So what's your plan now? Are you just going to cut more of the wall?

Or what is the repair strategy? Could go for tape. Yeah. Maybe you should just put like the no scrumping sign over that hole and just pretend it doesn't exist. If you want it to get professionally fixed, I got, there's dudes in my house right now that do this for a living. I'm more than happy to share their information with you. The tattooed dudes.

We'll figure something out. I genuinely forgot about the wall. What a shitty job that person did. That's unbelievable. And then whoever did the follow-up patchwork. If you would have told me that was their fix to it gavin i would have believed it that seems equal with the job they did just feels like it's the

same energy it's the same exact energy well i had another point of contention i guess to just wrap up the last of the wrap-up at least from my end end we got into a real there's a real argument between extra medium we had recently yeah does it exist where is it on the scale I mean Jeff has the clothing line but I don't feel like any of us are true experts in the fashion industry so I took

it upon myself to see if we could get a ruling from maybe a more established company or brand so I reached out to essentially every large fashion fashion brand i could from supreme to to gucci uh prada nike reebok indeed all of them i reached out to all of them i sent out over 10 emails some of them i even attached your drawing gavin and i will say that i got a 0% response rate on ones in which I attached your diagram of your size chart but I did receive two replies two different companies I will post in the

chat right now and then I will read the responses knew they're from our first reply comes from Ralph Lauren. Dear Andrew, thank you for contacting ralphlauren.com customer assistance. We apologize, however, because extra medium is not a size we offer. We are unable to advise how it would fit. If you need further assistance,

please don't hesitate to contact us. Sincerely, Kimberly. Do they think you were like specifically asking about their products They all kind of date nobody wanted to take ownership of the responses They were like hypothetically if we did that no one wanted to do a general ruling Kimberly is not having your shit But she is required as Which is nice because most didn't but we did get a response from kimberly and the next response i think is is very fascinating and if anything it maybe helps

your argument gavin is from lacoste oh they replied i gotta zoom in on this because small good afternoon andrew thank you for contacting lacoste our size medium does sometimes come in slightly bigger and smaller sizes s slash slash M, M, M slash L. So they do have variations of medium. On the item style, such as our, and this is the most insane product description I've ever heard, men's heritage graphic color block zippered water resistant jacket. That's one thing.

As some of our jackets run larger than usual. We hope this information is useful to you. Thank you for shopping at Lacoste. Whether you're shopping online or stopping by one of our jackets run larger than usual. We hope this information is useful to you. Thank you for shopping at Lacoste. Whether you're shopping online or stopping by one of our boutiques, we look forward to seeing you soon. Kind regards, Jennifer with a Y. So there's range within the medium. There is apparently range

within the medium, which makes your drawing I feel like somewhat valid of the three different areas within medium. Well, I think so. And last week in the merch thread, was it Maxie that was on my side about it? Yeah. Somebody was on your side.

Oh, let me look in the merch chat. Eric was getting really, really annoyed in this Slack chat. Because I said, if you were to design shirts, medium size determinant. Eric, what was your thought on how that Slack chat went I didn't like it like what Maxi wrote Maxi where extra medium is medium extra medium extra is large and then and then Tony pointed out that there is a company

called Marine Layer who actually has a size with a name that sits in between medium and large, which is where your head was going, Eric. And they call it Marge. Marge. I don't like Marge. I'm not a fan of that as a name. No, not at all. That is a bad. That's a bad.

That's a bad thing. say that I feel like we didn't get any rulings from people in the merch team. Maxi is on the social team and is therefore disqualified from any kind of ruling there. Yeah, 100%. Do you like my t-shirt, by the way? Your t-shirt? Do you like the shirt

I'm wearing in this picture? This is me right now. That's a nice extra medium fit, I'd fine. Why are you asking? Wanted to see what it felt like to wear a shirt between what I asked for and what you gave me. And to me, that is Marge. And how does it feel? A little bit big. Could have done with extra media. Really?

Really? I fucking... I was hoping this wouldn't come up again. And this is going to sound... Listen, I swear I'm not influenced by the PS5 in any way whatsoever. But I was thinking about this in bed over the weekend. And I fucking changed my mind. Yeah.

I did. I did. And here's why. Here's why. No, I'm not happy about it. I'm not happy about it. I'm going to buy you an Xbox Series X and get you back on my team. No, no, why. No, I'm not happy about it. I'm not going to buy you an Xbox Series X and get you back on my team.

No, seriously, it has nothing to do with the PlayStation. I had already changed my mind. And here's why. I hate it. I don't like it. I don't like to agree with him. I was much happier on your side, Eric. But it was way more comfortable

and feels smarter to be on your side than his. Trust me. But I started thinking about extra small and how the extra modifies small and the definition of small is tiny. The extra modifies large. So it should be extra tiny. Extra large.

And, and, and. What are you talking about? Well, I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. And on the other end, large does the converse thing. Like the name large connotates big

and to make it extra large makes it bigger than the normal large. And then the definition of medium is like in the middle. So the only way for something to be extra, it would be extra in the middle. No, I hate, I hate that.

I agree with you're wrong. I think you want this medium. Sorry. No, it doesn't. I hate it, but it makes sense. Our medium is a different medium, so it would have to not be true medium,

which would be medium. It has to be something else by virtue of the name. Nick said Jeff is swaying me, but that was my argument last week, wasn't it? Yes, it was. So I think you're just a revolutionary, Gavin, because that is the argument you made last week. Oh, I'm terrible at expressing it.

It was your argument last week, because it's so funny you say that, Jeff. I had the same exact experience with the same exact thought process, or I wasn't happy about it, but I had to concede to myself that what Gavin is saying, to an extent, I think actually does make sense.

And we're still too far ahead on recordings to see what the audience thinks because the big discussion hasn't really come out yet, but I'm excited. Even what you just said, Gavin, came to my head of like, I know you made this argument at the time, but it was just so shocking and seeing your diagram it was just, I don't think it really landed.

I need to time the process. It uses a word to define, like, no, it can't you're you guys are saying that medium is now something else you're so if i were to get a medium shirt it wouldn't be extra medium which is the most medium i mean according to what cost there's like sometimes maybe three different variants of that but But that's not extra medium. Gavin, who's saying that extra medium is the most medium. Well, I'm saying that their middle sized medium would be the extra medium.

There's not. Their middle sized medium is medium. But you're putting. But so medium and extra medium are the same. Look, if we. No, I think extra medium would be more medium than medium. Yeah, I agree. There's a range of medium.

Medium is no longer the middle. It's like a middle-ish range, and then extra medium is more dialed in. Isn't there a range, though, of small to large? Like, there's large could... It has a large factor, right? Like, there's different variations of what large could be. Why couldn't there be a range of

where medium is because extra and if extra medium is a thing it's bigger than medium yeah I think like Nick's got it he says mediums rarely perfectly between small and large I think that there's a range so an extra medium would be like would be like pinpointed laser focused

like scientifically the most medium a medium could be. I'll be honest, I didn't see it going that way for you, Eric. No, I don't think it ever has gone this way in the show. It's because I'm right and everyone else is wrong, so I also didn't see it going this way. I'm sorry, Eric. I really would rather be on your side. I can't deny the fact that he gets into your brain

and then it just fucking turns on you. Merriam-Webster's dictionary medium something that is in the middle position as in size so what you're saying is that extra medium is the most medium so medium is no longer the middle no no it's middle the middle of the middle

but what you did Eric you gave me a large which is what I would do when asked for extra medium when asked for extra medium something that doesn't fucking exist i automatically go to large yeah i imagine all of this could have been avoided gavin if you just would have asked for a march why didn't you ask for a march it sounds like a march for a march g? It sounds like a March is too much medium for him. It's a little bit too big. Speaking of which,

if you want to see Gavin in his extra medium, you can watch the first episode of Does It Do? premiering on the Rooster Teeth and the F*** Face YouTube channel on September 2nd. Thank you.

I had no idea what the day was. I was really hoping Eric would just drop it. By the time this is out, the first episode will be out, but the second episode will be coming out right afterward. I think the 8th or 9th. So we'll have the first two episodes of our pilot, and then we'll get back in the studio and do a lot more. I think we I think we walked out of that recording going, oh, we can do like two seasons of the show in a day.

We definitely did. I will say I've watched the first episode about 20 times now and I. I think it's a good episode. I think the edit that we've got good edits. I think episode two is going to be way better. I just I just want to say I'm clearly the worst part of episode one. I will get better audience. What do you mean? You did all the

work. It's great. It's part of the process. You did all the stuff. Very, very mediocre at it. Episode two. I'm really looking forward to there's a teaser trailer at the end of one that I'm really jazzed about. Oh, yeah. I mean, go ahead. No, you know.

All right. Fuck both of you. when do we get to record again yeah that's a great question gavin when when are you available again uh i'm available today uh okay so that doesn't fucking help so when are you available again i'm available It's like 4 p.m. I'm available today. Eric, get the boys together. Tell them they're staying at work late tonight. Gavin's ready. I'm also available next week if you want to do two. Yes. What? You're available next week?

Oh, boy. Okay. Let me see if I can. Oh, man. I don't have anything ordered. Like, I don't. Okay. I could try. Yeah, fuck. All right. Oh, my God I don't have anything ordered. Like, I don't, okay, I could try. Yeah, fuck, all right. Well, I did. Oh, my God. Eric did not know how to handle Gavin being. No, 100%. Oh, because I thought it was two weeks out at least.

Oh, I thought we were going post-Labor Day. I really did not think it was going to be like, yeah, next week. Had no idea. That might be a double first. I've never seen Eric like stymied for a response to not know how to handle it. And I've

never, I've never seen Gavin come out of the gate and be like yeah. I almost think you didn't want me to be available next week. I thought you were unavailable next week and then we would be back sometime after Labor Day. I mean next week is, I would be back sometime after labor day uh i mean our next week

is i mean we could do it then i mean hang on hang on hang on i don't like this answer what were you gonna say when you were going to put caveats on it well i'll be honest uh my my ass and legs still hurt from what i fell over last time. I'd say the left of my pelvis is at like 70% still. And I spent the last week at maybe like 50. Next week I'm opening this up. If you want to go after

Labor Day, I'll probably be at 100%. I mean, we have our first... Not for long you won't. We have our first office day next week oh yeah we do yeah that's exciting yeah uh i i gotta say i forgot how much and how hard you ate shit in that recording session until i started watching the episode the one the one that hurt was in episode two and i i must have trapped a nerve or something because I went every night and the reason I'm like forgetting shit all over the place

I ain't been sleeping good since that fall my leg I can't lie on one side because it crushes my leg bone into my pelvis which hurts and if I go on the other side my leg falls asleep and starts tingling at like 3am and I was about to go to the doctor but it's

actually stopped doing that I think I trapped a nerve or something I smashed something, I hit hard that's terrible and I've been having shit sleep oh man the funny thing about it too is that at no point

in any of those episodes did you need to eat shit no that's the whole point. It was completely pointless. You kicked the fucking TV with your foot six feet in the air. I was so surprised. I had forgotten that happened.

I was so caught off guard in the episode when it happened. I was, it was like one of, I think the third night I was up at three because I had to stand up and sort of get the blood back into my leg.

And I was thinking all these different things. Oh, you know that I've wrecked my leg permanently. I've trapped a nerve. I've got a blood clot. I'm going to die. And I was just like, I just need to settle down and stop jumping all around. I'm in my mid thirties. I've got to pack it in. And then the pain eventually went away. And I was like, oh, I'm excited for the next one. I didn't learn anything. Dude, I've been having that next one. I didn't learn anything. Dude, I've been having that conversation. I've been having that conversation with myself for 17 years.

It's pointless. And here we are. Here I am taking pictures of my bruises to send you today. It's like you're going to it's just who you are, bud. Well, let's try to film it next week if we can. Failing that, are you available the following week? I think you're not, are you? I think I'm... Well, anyway, we don't need to turn this

into a whole supplemental scheduling episode. As a matter of fact, we should probably wrap up. We wrapped up a lot today, I feel like. We did. A lot of... That was action-packed. A lot of loose ends. It was.

Everybody got to share some photos. I was... I'll be honest. I had forgotten about the hockey tee thing and it was great to see it was really great to see the resolution of that and i hope you don't change it i hope that that's it is so incongruous with the rest of your house i love it it's so fucking awesome and andrew i'm glad you're feeling better and uh we should probably also mention uh we did not record the monkey movie i recognized that we were very excited we were talking about it we were

gonna do it it was a big thing i think we talked about it a lot in the episode and then i just don't want the audience to be like where the fuck why aren't they talking about it where we had unfortunate scheduling conflicts that came up and so we are still gonna record this goddamn monkey movie. This is not a bit where we never do the thing. We really will. We really will record MVP 2. I'm looking into spreadsheets since I have more time.

I'm going to do this right. You're going to get what you want. I'm looking for the star, right? The star fading. Is that what you wanted? Star wipe or a banana wipe? Yeah, banana wipe, star wipe. I'm looking at all the wipes.

We're going to get some wipes in there. Sweet. All right, there you have it. I'm excited. It may come late, but when it comes, it's going to be full of banana wipes. Thanks. Should we mention road trips? I'm sorry.

What did you say? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Discord cut out, so I didn't hear the transition. I'm so sorry. I was just going to... I thought... I'm so sorry. It was like Jeff jumping in the air

and you just slapping him straight back down. I'm so sorry. I was asking if we should make grow tubes because we haven't sold the grow tubes. I know they'll probably be gone by the time this comes out, ideally, but just we're selling them online. We haven't done that before.

I can't believe we hadn't already sold them. I thought they were going to go on sale right after RTX. I keep thinking we have these conversations and then I find out that they're still not for sale. Maybe we sold them. I hope we did by this point. If they're not available or if they're still available, you can buy one now. RoosterTeethStore.com

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them out. I roosterteeth store dot com. I typed in roosterteeth store dot com and it took me to my iTunes library. What the hell just happened? I'm loading. Can we end? Oh my god, what the fuck is this?

What's happening? It's doing the same thing. Hacker, hacker, stay away from roosterteethstore.com. Done, hacker. Type that in. Storedoutroosterteeth.com. No, do not. It tried to get me to listen to something.

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Andrew's ankles are no longer 100%. What happened to Jeff's car? At least Jeff has a nice bedroom. It's the go-go-now tattoo. We are due another betting challenge. Patton really wants to play Paw Patrol, and once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil.

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