Regulation Podcast - Gavin Sympathy // F**kface vs Predator [148]

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's actions, best air food, questions without answers, rocks not rocks draft, scheduling sloppy joe's bingo, Andrew's stolen doorbell, another new Gavin life hack, Burger Queen, the G League, our official partners, we make games out of everything, jack hammering a bean hole, and the St of Beans. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face, Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, and Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. The way that Andrew likes baseball culture, that is the way that we're a baseball podcast. 100%. Yep. Gavin was early, by the way. 148. What do you mean? I heard you enter. I looked at the time. 259. But go ahead. Episode 148.

Oh, wait. No, no, wait a second. Wait a second. You heard it, and then you looked up, and you saw the time was one minute early? Or you heard it, and then it flipped when you looked? No, no. I heard it. I looked down.

It said 259, and then two seconds later, it flipped when you looked? No, no. I heard it. I looked down. It said 2.59, and then two seconds later, it flipped to 3 o'clock. This is episode 148. It's physically impossible for me to be early. I clicked at 3, and that is based on the world's time. I think if you threw a challenge flag down, Gavin,

you might be in the right here. It would be a challengeable play, in my opinion. It would be worth reviewing. How the fuck do we review it? How do we review it? We can't review it, but I'm saying if it was like a football game and he could throw a challenge flag

and we did review it, I think he would be in the right. Nick is saying there's evidence in Craig. That's all I'm saying. He could be right. If he started at 258, it is what it is. I'm just saying when he joined, it is what it is. I'm just saying when he joined, it was

it's... I think those are such dumb rules, like the delay of game rules, how it works. Oh, shit! Challenge flag worked. Nick weighs in says... I joined two seconds after two wait, two minutes after

258. Is that what that's saying? Yeah, it's saying you joined at three minutes and five-tenths of a second or something. So I joined at three o'clock and 0.03 seconds. Do we all agree on that? 0.03 seconds. I've agreed this entire way. Oh, no, that is second. Wait, what?

You're losing yourself.'re right Gavin you're fine don't be so specific you won just continue you're gonna make it worse you went one step too far you went three o'clock and five five one hundredths of a second what well okay so five seconds yeah Eric how do you feel

I mean you're wrong but it's fine it doesn't matter what do you mean I'm wrong I watched I watched it happen just letting you know what happened he's just giving you watched it where on my computer and this is a work computer so it can't be wrong I will say I mean how do we know Craig's not wrong that's what I'm saying I don't trust his I don't trust his little bare face that's oh man the audience is gonna be mad because they don't like it when bare face. That's it. Oh, man. The audience is going to be mad because they don't like it when we make too much fun of Gavin. I don't think we're making fun of Gavin at all.

Isn't that what's made my living over the last 10 years? I've been reading comments saying we've been going too hard on Gavin lately with the feet stuff and the other stuff. It's not funny anymore. Yeah, we've been going too hard on him. We're clearly serious and taking out some real frustrations i remember in uh in minecraft i had to and i and i really appreciate the audience for having my back a lot of time but i had to go hard asshole for a while because i was getting sympathy for stuff that i didn't deserve like the audience was very defensive

of me for example you remember when i built that little trophy room in a in a let's build and then i was hoping people would find it and make fun of me for it i was just doing it as like a dumb bit yeah but i think a lot of the audience thought that that was like my little shrine to my wins and i really i really liked it and i was genuinely sad when everyone found it made fun of it but i really just built it so it could be found. I built it as like a laughable thing. But everyone was really slaying everyone else. I was like, no, no, don't worry. That's exactly what I intended. And then I just had to be like more of a prick to people in videos

so people would feel less sorry for me. I think with the exception of the indignity that I suffered in the tater tot fiasco, everything ever said has been comedy and for fun in the history of this podcast. We have to please. We do. Can I ask a random question I've been thinking about?

Yeah, real fast. Before you do that, hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey, and I believe you're listening to the 148th episode of this podcast. It has been a facey day, uh, from start to finish.

Uh, how about, what's your question, Andrew? Is there a food that tastes better with air in it than corn? I think corn might be the number one air food. What did you just say? Okay.

So think about like the Cheeto Puff and the Cheeto Crunch. The difference between the products is air, from what I can tell. It's airy. They try to do the same with potatoes. There's like the potato chip poppables. I think those suck. I just don't think those are good. I think air inflates corn, and I can't think of any other food that is enhanced by air.

Eric hit a heavy hitter in the text chat. Cotton candy? Is that an air? Yeah, it is. Yeah, I'm not going to argue that. You're not putting air into it. But there's no, what do you mean? I mean, it's just like strings of sugar, right?

There's no air in the sugar. It's just spaced out sugar. Oh, here's the difference. Here's the thing. Gavin, what do you call cotton candy? Candy floss? Yeah, that's, I think, why. Okay.

I think that's why there's a miscommunication here. This is like an international issue. I kind of went through the same hurdle, Gavin, but if cotton candy is like a cloud, clouds belong in the sky.

They require air. It connects. It makes sense. Yeah. It's very air like a little bit of it would float for a second if you threw it up.

Yeah. Are you saying there's something that's in the air requires air in it? No, no, it's just,

it's in the air. It's got a lot of air in it, but there's air in the sky. No matter what a cloud is moisture,'s just you see it's in the air in it but it's air in the sky no matter what a climate is moisture but when you see it in the air you think of an air-based thing I think I air when I see stuff up there need some air for that plane a plane yeah yeah need some air there's a player assist in that plane well it's metal or whatever and they make plane out of yeah but there's

air assisting I think of the air when I think of air I think When I think of air, I think of things in the sky. When I think of things in the sky, I think of clouds. Cotton candy is essentially a clap. What's the sneakiest thing in the air? Falcon. Falcon. You think a falcon is? Yeah, it probably is.

Fish. Is that a sign out yet? A flying fish? No, that is sneaky. I think they're having to re-sign we have to rework it a little bit because yeah it's more expensive to make a vertical sign than a square sign recently eric's like hey can we make this like yeah then they'll come back and be like okay well to make a profit on that we need to sell that like 55 dollars it's like oh

yeah we're gonna rework it to make us a square sign it'll be much more cost effective yeah well they said that like it was cheaper in a different shape it made me wonder what's the cheapest shape what is the least valuable of the shapes what is the most expensive shape this whole episode has been questions with no answers this is making me insane no we are like four minutes one for one oh is it that every edge adds another cost is it like the more edges because technically a circle is one edge but also it's loads like if you had something with 30 edges or 30 sides i mean then that's close to a circle yeah i don't know i just didn't make me think about it. Hey, Andrew?

Yes. Would Rice Krispies count? Oh, yeah. That's a good... There's some air in that. That's absolutely... Puffed rice, right? It's in the name.

Puffed rice. Yeah, absolutely. That's a great one. I'm going to throw my hat in the Rice Krispies ring. So are we going to have a puffed snake draft? No. No. Should we get into that?

We have a whole other snake draft that Andrew wants to do. I think this is the most ridiculous bit that is actually going to happen. Why? I cannot get behind this. Why? It's so stupid.

It's so dumb. It's because you're not confident in your draft list. It's not even something we can watch. I have such a strong draft list. Why do we need to watch it? It's because you're not confident in your draft list. I have such a strong draft list. Why do we need to watch it? It's the conversation. We don't fucking watch this podcast.

It's no different. What are you talking about? I mean, some people do. There are photos. We have a YouTube. Some people do watch the podcast, but you do not. And that has never been a concern. What are you talking about?

Please don't be mean to Gavin. I'm not being mean to Gavin. I'm just a concern what are you talking about please don't be mean to gavin i'm not being mean to gavin i'm just asking what are you talking about nah he's got a real good point though that was a dumb thing to say uh well the other one was like video based right we could all watch a thing yeah but they didn't see the audience didn't get the videos what are you talking about at least they can go and watch them with this you're gonna just say you gotta explain but they'll have their own opinions. It's not going to be as long. It's not going to be as long as the other one, probably. I don't know. This might be more contentious.

Andrew, what do you want to follow up the wildly successful Fools draft with? Give it the real name. I'm now nervous. I don't know what the Fool name is. The Rocks without Rocks draft? The Rocks that are not Rocks draft? rocks draft rocks not rocks draft yes so it's things that are rock but are not actually rock so like the rock is a rock that is not a rock that would

be draft eligible but diorite that's off the table that's not a yeah that's not draft eligible that's just a rock i thought i had the best one of all time which was the moon but it's not draftable rock i just i think rock should be in the name of the thing that you're picking moon that's just a personal yeah but then that's just a rock that's a rock that's just you've just picked the rock at this point it's just a rock on vacation from another place so we're gonna all pick four rocks that aren't rocks. Exactly. And then there's going to be teams. And then the audience is going to decide who wins.

Nick won the first one by a landslide. So I think we'll let Nick make the draft order. And then we'll just go on from there. Eric said, don't pick a rock, moon rock. To be fair, Eric, he didn't say rocks that weren't rocks at first. He just said rock truck. Once it becomes a rock, it is no longer eligible. Right, but here's the thing.

With Andrew, I think we always know there's a thinly veiled twist coming right behind whatever the initial ask is. So I will side with you. I thought Moon was a good pick until I saw where the rest of this was going, and then I thought Moon was a bad pick until I saw where the rest of this was going, and then I thought Moon was a bad pick. But you missed a big rock. I will say the other

bit of knowledge that I got, because Nick, I guess you're hearing this for the first time, so we'll need you to get four, or probably a larger list, just so you have backups in case one of your draft picks gets selected. But we're going to need you to get rocks that aren't rocks. Like, you said pop rocks. aren't rocks. Like you said, pop rocks.

That's a great example of one. Pet rock doesn't count, though. I tried over and over again with Andrew in text, and he's not going to live on pet rock. Yeah, that's a rock. I initially argued it. But you put eyeballs on it, it becomes a person. Hang on, hang on.

So if I put eyeballs on Gavin's moon rock, it would be eligible? Moon with eyes. That's who I pick. Let me put it this way. If you take the eyes off of Dwayne Johnson, he's just a rock. What?

What about if you took the eyes off of Dwayne Johnson while playing the Scorpion King? Is he still just a rock or is he a scorpion? That's a good question. At one point I asked Andrew, would the rock Dwayne Johnson be different from the rock Alcatraz? The nickname for Alcatraz. But then Andrew started talking about the rock, the movie, which is about The Rock, Alcatraz. So are there three Rocks that we can get? If Dwayne Johnson was in The Rock, the movie,

would that be a triple threat Rock? It would be. It would be a triple threat Rock. I think you could draft Alcatraz. Can you draft Dwayne, The Rock, Johnson, and then also draft the television show, The Young Rock? Oh. Yeah, you could.

Absolutely. Different things. What if I put eyes on Alcatraz? I just said you could draft Alcatraz as is, I feel. Okay. Hang on. You can draft Alcatraz, but you can't draft the moon? It's not well.

If the moon was nicknamed the rock, that I think it might be in, right? I don't think Alcatraz is made of rock. Like, if you broke off, let's say... What are you talking about? What are islands made of? Why do you think they call it The Rock? Well, I thought we were talking about the building itself, not the island.

Oh, he's just referring to the prison on the island. Yeah, I thought we were talking about the island. That's the disconnect. Isn't it called Alcatraz Island? I just assumed that's what the prison was called. I didn't know what the island was called. I actually don't know. I just assumed the prison

was Alcatraz and the island was whatever. Who cares? It's a prison. Does the island have a name? It's called Alcatraz Island. Okay, and what's the prison called? Alcatraz Federal Penitenti Island. Okay, and what's the prison called? Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary. Yeah, so that's a fair thing for me to use. Simply known as Alcatraz or The Rock. Yeah, so that counts.

Yeah, it's totally fine. If you're referring to the penitentiary. The confidence that you guys said Alcatraz the prison was made out of rock was mind-boggling to me. As somebody who didn't understand the disconnect I was like what are you saying an entire rock prison they made a whole prison out of rock I mean is it brick or rock uh

now this is gonna get into a semantics thing it's like yeah I don't know why it's also we're gonna argue about this and you're not gonna pick it so I don't know we could just move on I don't think a brick would be a rock but I think a cinder block might be cinder block is very rocky when you break it it does feel like but a brick is just is just fired clay and mud right is is clay ever a rock or is it always mud like naturally i would consider it a mud but i don't know naturally how about this we delete

this recording and start again. Why? This is the dumbest conversation we've ever had on this podcast. I don't think so. I think you're just very anti-rock for some reason. I just can't believe this is our next draft. I can't believe we're going from falls to rock. Oh, shit.

Clay is a rock. Really? Okay. Well, then clay is off the board. Clay is a fine-grained, small-particle-sized is a rock. Really? Okay, well then clay is off the board. Clay is a fine-grained, small particle-sized sedimentary rock. Oh, shit. So it's like a rock hive mind. It's like the Borg.

Yeah, so like it's like a rock Borg. So is all clay clay? Wait. Would I be able to draft Muhammad Ali? Oh. Interesting. clay wait would i be able to draft muhammad ali oh interesting i wonder that's an interesting yeah i don't know we'd have to think about that well i think we're all here and we could think about it but we're not drafting clavin would you care to weigh in on that oh but clay's a rock i see what you're saying no no i don't think i don't? We just established that Clay is a rock. I think the spirit of the thing is that rock is somewhere in the name.

Gavin can't have the moon and I can't have Muhammad Ali. Well, you would be drafting Cassius Clay. Right, correct. Which he then changed his name to Muhammad Ali, so I don't think you would actually get any of Muhammad Ali. You would get up to the point in which he changed his name.

So you would get a specific timeline of his life. Yes, I think You would get up to the point in which he changed his name. So you would get a specific timeline of his life. Yes. I think you would get prior Ali. Hold on. I think there's a cut off. This rules. Nick wrote Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yeah! That's

I know Stone and Rock but not. Once again I think the spirit of the thing is Rock is in the neck. You can have Cassius Clay up until March 6th, 1964. Oh, that's pretty good. Those are good years. Yeah. Those are pretty good years.

Not the best years, though. There's some good stuff. I mean, I think it'd be up to him to determine what his best years were. I think if Cassius Clay is on my draft list, I think it looks pretty strong. Interesting. Gavin, do you love this? I'm not like it's. I just can't.

I felt like that would this would be like the 25th draft. I can't. I just can't believe we've gone from full videos to. Deciding what isn't isn't a rock that isn't a rock. No, that's not not we're arguing the best right also i also gotta say i know that you were you were saying it that way in some sort of a derogatory or defamatory way but the way you just described it makes me want to do it even more now it kind of makes me want to do it more too like you're selling me on this idea again

this conversation is selling me on the bit. It's going to be a great draft. I'll be honest. The text version of this conversation was one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Now one day be in our f***ing Facebook of texts. I'm so excited about my list of rocks. Okay, so when are we doing this? Next office day.

When's the next office day? I don't know. We have... Yeah, we have an office day scheduled for the 7th. Okay. A few weeks. Okay. Speaking of that, while we're scheduling, while we're doing every audience's favorite bits,

when do we schedule the Sloppy Joes thing? We should probably put that on the books, too. Do we ever confirm that we can legally do that? We're going to figure that part out, but we can get it on the books and then that'll be incentive to get it figured out. And we're doing that live, are we? I think so.

Would we do it live or would we record? We could let people know that we're doing it. Yeah, I think if we're allowed to show the thing, we should have it but yeah as a as like a vod of something people can no longer see i think no no no we should definitely the only way we can do this is if people can't see this yes yeah okay uh so we need to figure that when we're going to do that and also uh i have one clip i didn't make this clip but uh if this i feel like this and er't make this clip, but I feel like this, and Eric has seen it,

I feel like this explains all of the best of Sloppy Joe's in one one-minute clip. It takes about 15 seconds to get in, but watch what goes on here. It's called a mess on the sidewalk. Yeah, feel free to explain it as it goes. Is that some US flag underwear?

That is a lady wearing US... Short shorts? She's on a bicycle wearing US flag short shorts and a shirt that's a football jersey. I can't read the last name,

but the number is 69. She's got flip-flops on. On her bike. Oh! Oh! Oh! Here we go. Oh, no! on on her bike oh oh and we're going oh no oh now my god what's she dropped if you pause it you'll notice that not only so what happens

audience is she's riding a bike next to the sidewalk she falls over she barrels into a couple that's walking down the street uh i'd like to point out as you finish this video at no point does she ever turn around and apologize to those people or acknowledge their existence at all like she almost broke the lady in the orange shorts leg and she just it's like they don't exist to her because she spilled a drink and some stuff when she bends over her entire asshole comes out of her shorts, and she just doesn't care. And then she just collects all of her shit and rides away.

She also fell over from what appeared to be nothing. Yes. Yeah. It looked like a glitch in GTA, her falling over. It didn't look human. It was just on the floor, everything around it. The people walking away are so befuddled

poor other woman who just seriously fucking hurt man that's it that's the whole clip then it's just like a family staring in the screen but i i saw that the other day that somebody else had captured that and i laughed so hard i had to show you guys uh Yeah, she got gentle ghosted. That's funny, Nick. This is going to be great. I'm excited for Sloppy Joe's. Are we doing Sloppy Joe's pizzas on the day or not?

Let's do it. Yeah. I just want any excuse to somehow make face supplemental stuff also a pizza day. Yeah, I'm into that. I can pizza it.

Do you want to try to do next Fridayiday i mean when this comes out people won't be able to like watch it live with us but i mean whatever uh do you want to do the 31st or no uh let me look at my calendar real fast oh no where'd my calendar go i mean we just scheduled this later yeah we could yeah i thought this was i'm sorry i thought this was going to be a lot faster yeah i want to do it next friday okay next friday getting the bingo sloppy joe's bingo yep okay you guys are getting together for it that's a yes from jeff and it sounds like a yes from andrew yeah no i'm i'm yeah for sure okay yeah man okay there you go okay moving on hey gav what did you want to talk about today do you get anything

um i've got a bunch of notes i don't understand um what do i do understand i had uh i had something kind of related to you but not at all related to you gavin but i was talking to jeff yesterday about stuff we could bring up on the show and i was thinking about what could i add to my list what did i forget i often forget the right things down so it's just kind of like going over and i realized something happened to me that is a strange inconvenience that was so annoying. And then I had the realization text chat. It theoretically could have been you, but I don't think it's you. There's less than 1%.

Yes. Somebody, I had a crime. I had a crime committed against me that is one of the most low stakes, but just annoying things that has happened. Somebody stole my doorbell, but not, not the mechanics of the doorbell. They stole the button of the door. The part you push.

It's not a ring. There's nothing there. I just, I have lost my doorbell because somebody is taking it. I was texting Jeff about this, and I was like, I have this fucking annoying problem that I'm trying to solve. Someone took my doorbell. What if it was Gavin?

What if he snuck up? What a cucumber revenge that would have been. You sneak up, you steal my doorbell, and you go. And you just are going to send a photo of the plastic now there's less than one percent chance that this was you but i got mad i was like fuck what if he got me what if he got me because i didn't i didn't catch you did this but is this a communal doorbell to other apartments no just just mine just mine wow i yeah You told me this yesterday. You didn't tell me what it was that was stolen. I wouldn't in a million years have guessed doorbell.

No. There's no value in it. I don't understand why this happened. It's not even like a ring doorbell or anything. No. There's nothing of value. It's just, it's basic. It's a basic doorbell and they took the button.

So what's left? Just wires? Or is it just the case of the doorbell? It's just like the back casing of it. So if someone grabs the wires and just shorts them together, does it still ring the doorbell? I don't think so. I'll take a photo for it.

You should. I'll send it to you. It might, yeah, I guess it could. I don't know. It hasn't rung since it's been taken. Delivery drivers having to hotwire your doorbell. Okay. Do you have any enemies in the neighborhood? No, not that I'm aware of.

Not that I'm, you know, it's odd. There are always people walking by, so I don't know. Someone must have taken it. Or maybe a bird is possible. There are birds living in my roof. So you think

a bird ripped a doorbell off? I don't know. Why would a person take the doorbell? At the point, logic has gone out the window here. I mean, we were talking about sneaky things in the air. That is true. It's been a ridiculous problem to try to solve. As somebody

who grew up in the deep south in Florida and Alabama, people will steal anything. Anything. Yes. For any reason. Just because. Clearly.

Are you in an area where a lot of people walk by like people drunk on a Friday night? Like maybe somebody was just like drunk and shenanigating? I think definitely that is the most likely suspect. Have you checked any adjacent or nearby doors to see if they've got their doorbells too? Yeah, that's the real annoying thing is there's a unit next to where I live that is vacant. Nobody's there. And their doorbell's fine.

They didn't take that doorbell. That doorbell, fully functional. It's not needed. I should maybe steal their doorbell to put it on my doorbell fully functional doesn't mean it's not needed i should maybe steal their doorbell to put it on my doorbell because it's the same bell that actually might be a solution to my problem i should consider that yeah that's interesting this is also an opportunity now uh you have you could put any doorbell on earth there and you have a reason to like you have a need for a doorbell so instead of just rushing to replace your doorbell with the any doorbell on Earth there, and you have a reason to. Like, you have a need for a doorbell.

So instead of just rushing to replace your doorbell with the exact doorbell you had, maybe you should do some research and see if there's any, like, cool Japanese doorbells. There has to be, right? Right? That, like, have smart doorbells that do cool stuff. Or, like...

Like a doorbell that cleans your asshole? Yeah, like a doorbell that cleans your asshole and warms your finger while it does it. Or like a doorbell that cleans your asshole and warms your finger while it does it. Or maybe a doorbell that has a camera so that the next time somebody comes to steal

your doorbell, you can see them take it. Yeah, but then... I like the idea of the feed still going post it being taken. You just see the feed from inside a bird's nest?

Yeah. It'd be the first bird cam that was installed by the bird itself. Do you guys remember Senior Ding Dong from The Simpsons? No. I don't. It was a guy that owned a doorbell store. That's great. Here he is.

It just popped into my head. Would it be weird if you just had a bell on your door? Like, did there used to be bells on the outside

of a house? I assume so. I don't. Yeah. And you just give them a ring? That would make sense. Oh, what if you

could get a tiny replica of the Liberty Bell? Oh. I don't know. It doesn't necessarily play in Canada

in the same way. way yeah but it's like kitschy you know what about Big Ben I mean I'm now living in a world where I'm anticipating my doorbell always being stolen so I don't it's almost like I don't want to pick one I love too much I don't want it to be a loss get a get like a church bell like a big one like kind of like what the Liberty Bell is. Although if you want to be a Phillies fan, what better way to show support than to have a Liberty Bell right there?

It's nothing more Philly than that. But get like a big church bell that's too heavy to move. Now, should I install the bell in the front or should I put it on the roof and just have a rope that goes down to the front? Now, that's an idea. And you can can put an arrow facing up where the old doorbell used to be.

That's just been my small annoyance. There's part of me, I realize, because you've been traveling recently, Gavin. I was like, that motherfucker, what if he... What a move that would have been. You didn't steal it, is what you're saying, Gavin. I can confirm I did not steal the bell. That's tragic.

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Andrew, you have presented us with the mystery. We need to solve it. So we need to put a decoy bell and see if somebody tries to strike again. Like a bell that if you touch it, it electrocutes you. Ooh. Well, here's the thing. What? I may be indebted to this person because this is the second thing I've had stolen.

The last thing that was stolen was I ordered a big order of Skittles gummies from Amazon. And they took those. But then those ended up having metal in them. There was a whole factory recall of those specific gummies at that time. So in a way,

they saved my life. We talked about this on the show. This is a hero-saving move. You think they're dead? Either they're dead or they just got out of the hospital and they want to get revenge. Took the only thing

on your front porch they could find it is yeah that's the only thing that's everything else that was there that was decorative has been stolen across time it's literally the only thing they could take is my doorbell i've uh i've got a new life hack this oh along these paths okay if you've got a delivery that is just garbage to everyone else like completely worthless you could just leave it outside if you have a delivery that is garbage like i ordered it's cheap like i drink a lot of that bubbly drink the pink one grapefruit bubbly yeah so i ordered like ten cases at a time And I'm always like oh, we're gonna put ten freaking cases of stuff now like heavy to move. I just leave them outside

Who's gonna take them Well okay in the world my doorbell is being stolen. I feel those are much more valuable I would gladly steal your mineral water. You would steal that? A hundred percent I would. Especially in Austin. There have been times I've been lost in that city, dying of heat, thirsty. If I came across a giant supply of vitamin water or whatever, mineral water, I would steal that.

I've just been opening the front door and grabbing them one at a time. And then I just like, what fucking shoe in. Well, no! Wait, wait. Warm? You're not, you put an ice in? You're putting ice in, right? I'm not an ice guy, I'll be honest. So you're just having a hot, hot, bubbly? I mean, they're in the shade. They're not

boiling. Oh my god. They will be in like a month. Yeah, this is definitely a winter hack. It's a winter hack but but I just I just thought the value to uh

effort ratio is way off like to steal something that's heavy and only costs like three dollars fifty for like eight cans I think that's

completely worthless to steal I think I would be more worried about somebody walking by being thirsty walking walking up, popping one open, taking a sip, and just drinking it, and then turning my front porch into like an

impromptu coffee shop. Hmm. Maybe that'll happen. I mean... It might be a way to make friends in the neighborhood. Look, this might not be a great long-term hack, but right now, I'm making use of space that has previously been utterly useless for storage.

Yeah, it's not that I hate the life hack as much as I dislike the move. Are you a fan? I like refrigeration. I like a nice cold beverage. I want to feel refreshed. Leaving it outside. Well, maybe what if I had a little fridge out there? I'm talking about becoming a porch guy.

So maybe if it looks like the porch is in use constantly, then no one will go for the swipe. As a desk guy, I respect your wanting to be a porch guy and the moves that you feel you need to make to have that space be yours. I like the idea of a porch fridge. Yeah, I think step one is just using the porch more. And you think someone won't steal the fridge?

I don't think they'll steal the fridge but you need to have like a locking mechanism i think for opening it does that exist or is there like a button lock you could do like you don't want to have to use a key then that becomes annoying but like is there a lock yeah like a smart lock for a yeah like a smart lock for a fridge does that that has to, right? I would assume so. Why wouldn't that exist? They have everything else in fridges at this point. One of my fingerprint door handles to it.

Now that's the move. I wish you would have come up with this idea like two months ago, I could have given you a fridge. Oh. You could have had my old fridge on your front porch. I feel like it being outside might be as effective as your old fridge, based off of conversations had on this podcast.

I actually don't think that that would have been positive for you. Fridge combo lock. There you go. Eric's got a perfect one. Yeah, but if you look up a little bit, Nick found a keyless refrigerator lock system for two doors. Perfect. Gavin, if you don't do this, I'll be disappointed in you.

It's also just a keypad. Wait, where's the lock? Oh my god. Look at how much is involved in this thing. What the hell? I would need a fridge as big as Jeff's to use this thing. You're supposed to...

Fuck. That looks like... That's crazy. Well, I mean, I've gone on and on on the other podcast about how the cold mailbox is the future and that always seems to be shut down. But I think...

I think this is perfect. I think the cold mailbox would really help out my bubbly situation. That looks like a complete operation. It's like a maglock. Yeah, that looks like the shit you take out of a bag when you're breaking into a bike god damn dude if you can successfully install the secure refrig.com two-door lock thing gavin you will have i will i will never doubt you again for the rest of your life you'll have all of my respect forever. Why do you think they've called it the Secura Frig and not just the Secura Fridge?

I don't know. Refrig? Refrig. Refrig. Fridge heist. That's funny, Eric. The domain was available. Yeah.

Secura Fridge is something totally different. What else would you want on the porch what with me with my water yeah like well what's the next is it just a fridge like I think once you open your your porch to this scenario there have to be other things that are other conveniences maybe that's it

keep cereal and milk for being a cereal on the porch guy. You should have like a basket to put cucumbers in too. Cucumber deposit basket. And then you can transfer them to the fridge. Keep them fresh. Or maybe people just get straight into the fridge. What if you, because your fridge is locked up.

What if there's like a deposit box on the side of the fridge that you install? So like on a Friday when you want to deposit a check you just like deposit your neighbor can deposit cucumbers directly into your fridge without being able to it's like when you donate it's when you donate clothes to one of the big bins or if you want something for let you know how like little caesars during the pandemic they introduce like those lockbox pizza things or like you go in and you put the combination in and then you can pull the pizza out what if you did that with your like you order delivery pizza and give them instructions to put it in your fridge for later so you can enjoy it you don't have to have it then you could if they didn't if they didn't call that thing the hot slot i'm

i'm gonna be pissed i don't i don't I don't remember what they yeah I think you're gonna be angry what was the little Caesar thing called we just did we just went there last week I'll have to ask Emily what it was called I can't remember I'm just looking it up Caesar's lockbox

dude people are sleeping on little Caesars it's you can get about it but it's fucking good I like little Caesars too it it's fucking good. I like Little Caesars too. It's totally fine. Pizza pizza. It's a budget pizza, but it's a solid budget pizza. It is a solid budget pizza. I have a fun fact, actually, relating to this. We could tie this all in.

I was thinking about the insecurity of Burger King by title. I was thinking all the other fast food names are grounded in some either reality or like fact related to the brand so like subway i could translate into subs your way like that's that's what they offer you make subs you pick it out mcdonald's is the name of the founder you know like kfc i feel like it's pretty self-explanatory for what their thing is and burger king is we have the best burgers or great burgers that's like that's we can do that

we're the best is he's just the longest reigning monarch I think so well what about Dairy Queen was Dairy Queen before Burger King or after well let's find out so wait the reason it's called Subway is because of subs your way oh that's just what i

could take from it i actually didn't do research on why subway is called subway that might not be factual but it makes sense it's a pun on submarine sandwich subway it's probably multiple layers a sub your way i should have looked into subway as a bad i looked into a bunch of other places but that's what led me to this fun fact. Okay. Dairy Queen is 14 years older than Burger King, so Dairy Queen's reign has been a decade and a half longer. It's the longest running

monarch. Dairy Queen's reign was longer than the real queen. Wait, when was the coronation? I have no idea. I feel like you're the most qualified to know this. Yeah, right. 1953.

Yeah. Yeah, Burger Queen. Sorry, Burger Queen. Dairy Queen started in... Burger Queen. Burger Queen. Burger Queen Elizabeth. When I was in Kuwait back in...

Anyway, Dairy Queen started in 1940. When I was in Kuwait back in the army in the mid-90s, they had like a McDonald's. It was actually the nicest McDonald's you've ever seen. It's like two stories. And like dudes would be washing your car when you went in. It was fucking ridiculous. But they had a lot of American restaurants then.

But the only one they had that was, I guess, not licensed was Burger King. And so they had Burger Queen. They have a cool logo. I don't remember it being any different. I just remember laughing every time I saw it. Do you ever see a headline that is beyond your comprehension? I feel like a lot of the time I'll read a headline, but it's about something I don't understand. Like an NFT-related thing or something that I haven't been, like an NFT related thing or something that's just like

I haven't been up to date with. I had the opposite of that happen when I read a headline that said, Conan trusted AI and did a cameo. And in my head, I thought, he's using AI to like generate cameos for people, which I thought, oh, that's interesting.

And then I read the actual article. What it actually said was Conan trusted Al and did a cameo. He was talking about doing a cameo in the Weird Al movie. And I was just like way too ahead of... It was the opposite of being out of touch. I was like too in touch. Oh, the Burger Queen.

Yeah, I found a photo. Oh, wow. That looks great. That's legit. I'm glad I didn't. When you get to be my age, you can't trust your memory. You would just invent shit all the time.

Well, you could have dreamt it. Yeah. Or like you misremember something and then you've had 20 years to misremember it, you know? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, that just happens with time. I feel like with most stories. Like it's hard to remember exactly the specifics of it.

But when I was looking through fast food names, I was like, what about Popeyes? Popeyes feels like there might be. I could see like whoever created it had a nickname that was Popeye. Like there could be a fun thing with Popeyes Popeyes was originally called chicken on the run and nobody liked it nobody nobody went there it was a shitty name and then the guy watched the French

connection and renamed the restaurant after Gene Hackman because he was cool yeah Popeyes I had no idea that that was the French connection is responsible for Popeyes as i i actually know about it makes sense it's like joking the box just renaming to scorpion king it was what he watched the movie and was like that's a cool name popeyes is cool i'm gonna

name it after gene hackman i think i actually i know about this because of face jam i think they covered this early on. I assumed Eric would know. Yeah, yeah, we did. And then he denied up and down that it was because of that, and everyone went, yeah, but come on. He was like, well, it's after the cartoon character. He's like, no, no, it's Gene Hackman's character in The French Connection.

And everyone went, that doesn't make any sense. And he went, right. And that was it. There you go. Victor in the French connection. And everyone went, that doesn't make any sense. And he went, right. That was it. There you go. That's fantastic. Speaking of dumb names, have we ever talked about where the NBA G league got its name?

No. So the NBA G league, if you don't know, is the minor leagues of the NBA. It's like their farm teams, right? Yeah. Like for Boston, Celtics have the main Red Claws, although I think they changed their name to the main Celtics, which is lame because the Red Claws is

a much cooler name. And they have like a little lobster logo. The NBA G League got its name. It used to be called the D League. D stands for development. The Development League. They changed their name to G. Would anyone like to throw out a guess why I have no idea

Gatorade paid them to it's the it's the NBA Gatorade league what what shitty advertising yeah Gatorade just came to it and said essentially renamed the my rename the D league to the G league and we'll give you money and the NBA was like cha-ching

absolutely at least in their font? How are you supposed to know that? I don't think they, I don't know. The G-League? Hmm. That is really weird. And they're trying to make the G-League a bigger thing, right? Like, they're trying to sign what would be college, like, players to it

before they're draft eligible? It just seems like a bad investment because nobody really cares about the G League at this stage of what it is. Well, it's going to be just as viable of an avenue to the NBA as college, if not more so in the next 10 years, probably. Yeah, that's definitely the investment

they're moving towards. But I wonder, when did it switch to the G League? How long has it been the G League? Let's see. 2017, the D League entered into a multi-year partnership with Gatorade and announced that it would rebrand as the NBA Gatorade League, which was officially shortened to NBA G League prior to the season. So since 2017.

I wish that this was adopted by other things. Like in the same way that we sell arena names why don't you just sell the name of your sport why couldn't it be the NHLG for five years like why it's there's no limit to this the NFLG yeah it's interesting too like because the G League is a product

and it's sponsored by a different product so like if you follow this down the line far enough G League is a product and it's sponsored by a different product. So like. If you follow this down the line far enough, could you eventually have like like could you have Pepsi sponsoring Coke? It could be like the Pepsi Pepsi Coca-Cola or like the Los Angeles Lakers Boston Celtics. There's really no different. No. How much money would it take to change the name of the sport? How much G League? take to change the name of the sport? How much did the G League?

Yeah, like G-Ball. That's interesting. Well, hold on a second. Let me see. The new select contract is an alternative. Oh, no, it doesn't. It doesn't talk about

those kinds of things here on Wikipedia. I feel like the XFL is writing all these ideas down. The Rock's trying to figure out how to incorporate his Rock Not Rock draft into the next season. Eric's trying to think about how the Rock's tequila was the official tequila sponsor of the XFL. So smart. It's his.

We can just do that. Like, Gavin, I think that would just be like, and our official slow-mo partner is slow-mo guys. Like, it's just the other thing you do. It's great. It's genius. Would you be hurt, Gavin, if our slow-mo partner was somebody else? Official exclusive slow-mo partner.

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season. We had to let variety now to get this written up. They won't they won't ever cover us.

We never got to the bottom of that we didn't know but i decided to just let it go we did there's another thing recently that made me laugh we'll never know if the cock block came from inside the house or not why don't we put a bounty on it? Like, internally. Email everyone. I feel like this would be easy to figure out. Start hearing some names. I'm gonna fucking die. Oh my god.

That could be our first true crime podcast subject. The cock was blocked. And we could follow up that hit with the doorbell caper. There was a recent docket that was like a company brand thing. I thought was funny that Shrek and the Predator made it in, but we did not. There is no reference. There might have been one. I don't think there was, though. There was a block of it that was like everything the company does and

We were not part of it that made me laugh What do you mean? There was it was like a doc thing that was recent for the company of like this is our brand and the predator made it And Shrek made it, but we did not we were not mentioned in the list of things Hmm well, I don't know that we are as strong of a brand as Predator or Shrek. No, we're definitely not. I'm not saying we are, but I'm just saying when you're discussing every inch of the company.

Also, the Predator made it and Shrek made it, but we were omitted. We're even internally blocked. Did Rooster Teeth stuff make it? Yeah, it was a Rooster Teeth thing. It was them talking about stuff that the company does it was like a yeah we were not in our docket it was just a silly thing but to be fair would you

mention us i don't even tell people what i do like when they stop me on the street and they're like oh hey jeff how you doing man what are you up to these days i'm like i don't know well that's yeah you're making the business cards to solve this problem it's not a thing of blame it is very difficult i don't know how to we've talked before like describing what it is is definitely a challenge it's just it's funny it's like so hard it's omitted somebody i saw the other day said that they thought a good tagline a better tagline than uh deep lore about nothing which uh and i'm not advocating for this i just thought it was interesting uh was that i think gavin somebody said in a recent episode, I think it was Gavin, that we make games

out of everything. That is kind of true. That is kind of a way to describe us, I would say. What about F*** Face vs. Predator? Ooh! Just change the name of the podcast. F*** Face vs. Predator. I like that

i like that i'm imagining not us that's like what what you know like on youtube you see those backyard fights like those are the names of the people in the backyard fight it's those are the two guys i'm okay with us changing the name of face or doing a face per predator story if it ends with us locking the predator in gavin's fridge his porch we lure him into the fridge with cucumbers i have a slight mystery. This is... We're talking about true crime and things. I had a weird experience.

Okay. I've been recently talking a lot about rock stuff. That's not a normal sentence, you complete freak. We were talking about rock stuff recently. You're about to say an insane shit as though it's perfectly normal. What was... No. Calm down, first of all.

That's what I said not true. We've been talking a lot of rock. We've been talking a lot of rock recently. It's perfectly true. That's what's so confusing about this. Speaking of rocks, let me transition again very quickly.avin i need to apologize to you because i after you called me out on it we talked about it i went back last night

and i watched the beanhole video and i watched the baseball video and i definitely did not watch either of those those were great watching you guys deal with that rock the full cut of it mixing the stuff in with the beans. It was very good. I would highly recommend. I had a great time. Those were great videos. That was a year ago?

When was it even made? I don't know how I knew. When was Baseball's filmed? That was last March or something. April? I don't know. I thought I watched them, and I just never did. I found out when we did Baseball. I don't know I thought I watched them and I just never did and I did baseball

it was like July of last year I want to say that baseballs came out I did look at the date I was like did something happen where I like I missed it because that and I couldn't I couldn't think anything so I apologize I should have watched those people should watch those those are great videos

March 20th 2022 March 20th. 2022. March 20th. Your takeaway is people should watch those. Yeah, if you're like me and you thought that you saw them, but you actually didn't, maybe double check.

Because I was watching it and going, I've seen this. And then I'd go, I don't think I've seen this. And then we got to the part where they seasoned the beans and I was like, I haven't seen any seen this. And then I'd go, I don't think I've seen this. And then we got to the part where they seasoned the beans and I was like, I haven't seen any of this. As of this recording, both of those videos

were filmed one year and three days ago. Wow. That's a coincidence. Well, it's a perfect time to review. That actually leads me to a second point. You guys need to do

the bean hole again. Whenever the anniversary is, which it sounds like was three days ago, there needs to be another beanhole. Well, I'm working on a different beanhole hole. I guess I'm working on a different beanhole. So I...

Oh, you're making like incremental progress on a beanhole? I started on it a while back and I just haven't gotten back to it. But I'm about 40% of the way into the hole. That was one of my takeaways. And my other takeaway was you guys were talking about a treasure

discovery business for Jeff's backyard. I would love it if you like, if Gavin closed his eyes, spun in your backyard, took a certain number of steps, and you just dug. You just dug for like six feet and saw what you found. It'd be a great series.

How far down do we have to go? I love this idea idea i think six feet straight six feet straight down can we can we have a jackhammer yeah you can have whatever you want whatever tools you want to use you use fucking dynamite i don't care it's not my yard but you have to go six feet down can we credit card a jackhammer? Yes. I'm looking at stuff right now. I'm less worried about credit carding a jackhammer and more worried about what we hit. What about this?

Can we credit card jack with a hammer? Is that a little bit more in the price range? That's probably going to be more expensive, but way less effective. Yeah. If it's more expensive, yeah. Undeniably less effective. I was hoping for cost.

Budget jackhammer. I bet you'll hit an old vw bug or something if you go i would love to see it i love the ever expanding list of different cars that whenever jeff describes i was digging down i hit the the hood of a buick i need to make a compilation of all... The kind of car the people that would do what they did to the backyard would own and then not value. I think last time you said

52 Buick. It's always got a year to it. I like to add a little flavor. I want Jeff to be right. I want you to go six feet deep and find all of these cars. Every single one was accurate. My house was built on a car graveyard. I want Jeff to be right. I want you to go six feet deep and find all of these cars. Like, he just called it. Every single one was accurate.

Like, my house was built on a car graveyard. Yeah. Is there a spot of your yard, Jeff, that we can absolutely annihilate? Yeah, 100%. If I do enough of them, we can just pull it. That's true. Yeah, that's an even better point.

Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely jackhammer in my backyard. That'll be good supplemental content. Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely jackhammer in my backyard. That'll be good supplemental content. Yeah. I wonder how deep we could go. That'd be fun to find out. Six feet is a good number.

It's the classic depth when it comes to digging holes. But what if we went like 20 feet? You can't. You're not going 20 feet. Why? We got a jackhammer. Because I just watched in a video of you guys failing to go more than one foot you're not it's gonna take six years what tools are you getting are you getting like are you bringing

in construction equipment or is it just stuff that you can pull from jeff's shed what is there gonna be a rock that we eventually hit that a jackhammer won't crack well okay so you're just definitely assuming you have a jackhammer in this scenario yeah what what won't jack crack i don't know what jack can't crack can you even use a jack in the ground like that what what do you mean they used in the air what do you mean no first of all if they did they'd be very stealthy. Second of all, I feel like I see jackhammers on like kind of surface or near surface. I don't see jackhammers necessarily in mines. Not that I'm in mines all that often, but I don't feel like I see that there.

Hmm. You might be right. There's probably a reason for that. Hmm. Well, we're going to need it for the rocks. Look at that. The amount of sass i got on gavin on the introduction to that point to him to wrap around and go hmm he might be right was quite

the journey we went far both ways i think i'm just it's just residual like uh foot revenge no i get it yeah totally absolutely when you brought up the uh the, the thing with the buying the smallest item thing, when you're like, I thought it'd be a two day thing. And I was like, no, this is ridiculous. It was like,

no, that's totally valid. But it's sometimes you get in fights or you're just swinging at everything. Cause you just, you're, you're prepared. You just got to bite down on the mouthpiece. That's most of our fights on this podcast.

To the point where it's like, I'm, I'm yelling yelling literally yelling in my head i'm like why am i so passionate about this i will say in my defense of that though i did we agreed to buy it the next day we don't need to go over this again we did agree next day so it'd be why would i anticipate it being a two-day setup if we're buying it the next day that's fair just posted a jackhammer in stock that jackhammer i just showed you is in stock at lowe's right now that's such a wide bit i feel like we need we'll need like a

chisel bit to get through a lot of the uh yeah tougher rock yeah we can get a different bit like we can get like a smaller chisel bit because you'll need it um but it'll be a lot of moving dirt six feet is six feet of dirt that's a lot of dirt that's a lot of dirt they want to go 20 20 feet can we get one on a 20 foot stick what's that mean like like how andrew has to play video games like on his sticks like you want that for a jackhammer like if you could connect a pogo stick to the top of the jackhammer and then get on top of that maybe i like the idea just the pogo jackhammer and then get on top of that maybe. I like the idea of just the pogo jackhammer in general. That seems great.

It's kind of like that character in Plants vs. Zombies, right? Yeah. Guard Warfare? Yeah. Oh, totally. The Engineer, whatever his name was. So we're going to end up with a six foot hole in my backyard, right? At least. Yeah. We got to put something down there. Beans? Deep beans? So we're going to end up with a six foot hole in my backyard, right? Oh, at least. Yeah.

We got to put something down there. Beans. Deep beans. Yeah, just about six feet of beans. Yeah, but I mean, we should put something down there that's going to live there forever. You fill it up with like water, that could be your pool. Yeah. You seem not into the idea did i ever tell you guys about uh one time at my old house years and years and years of ago i uh i had a pipe break in my front yard

and there's just like water bubbling out from under the ground in my front yard right and it was like weird so uh i had to call a plumber and the plumber had to out from under the ground in my front yard. Right. And it was like weird. So I had to call a plumber and the plumber had to come and dig a hole in my front yard. And he went about three or four feet down. And before he found like where the pipe burst and in in the ground where he found the burst pipe, he found a laminated. Photo of a saint. laminated photo of a saint. And I think it was

I want to say it was the hand of Fatima? I don't remember what it was, but it was like a laminated religious card, and it had been buried like three feet in the ground at some point, and he was like, this is really weird, but this was

right next to where your pipe burst. And so I kept it on my fridge for years and years. It might still be there at that house, but I never figured out, like, who would bury a religious card underground, and it just happened to be at the exact spot where the pipe burst. Do you think it was buried,

or do you think it just blew in a hole that was dug in the pot? He dug it out. It was there. It was, like, laying next to the pipe. So you're saying you want to put a laminated Don Zimmer 20 feet deep in your yard? Yes! That's exactly what I'm saying. Thank you!

I think it'd be funny if there aren't car pieces down there if you put car pieces down there that you feel should be there. Let's buy the hood of a 56 Buick. It was Saint Marina. The patron saint of water. Yeahick. It was Saint Marina. The patron saint

of water. Yeah, that's what it was. Really? It was at the pipe? The water pipe? Yeah. That is odd. Who would bury that? That feels, yeah. We definitely should put a Don Zimmer at the bottom. I think that's a great idea.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. What if we put a time capsule? Would it be insensitive to put a Coolio? What if it's a USB stick of this recording? That could work. Oh, yeah. And then they have the history of why it's down there. Yeah, that's a great idea, Gav.

Is there a Saint of Beans? Let me look. Saint of Beans? Let me look. Saint of Beans. Saint Campbell? Yes. Maybe. Who's the Bean Saint? Saint Bean.

There's a Saint Bean? Is it Rowan Atkinson? Bowen of Mortlatch is the first of three known bishops of Mortlatch. I think he gave me a quest in Skyrim. Maybe we'll throw him down there too. I like the idea of doing a little time capsule that includes a waterproof USB stick that has this recording on it. I think that's fantastic.

And then that gives us a reason to hit six feet. His name, which can also be written in non-Gaelic context as B-anus. B-o-anus. So we're going to laminate B-o-anus. I cannot trace the beginning of this conversation.

We're at BOANUS, and I don't know how we got here. It's like, if we could find a saint who sounds like Butthead, we'd be in business. Oh, man. Oh, goddamn. Also, you guys might not realize this. Congratulations on being the number one beanhole influencers on YouTube. I was just curious. You have the number one beanhole video on YouTube.

You got that market. It's locked out. By viewers? By viewers, yes. Oh, man. It's like some Mr. Bean clips, which I'm not counting, but as far as specific beanhole activities, you guys have

it by quite a bit. That's a moniker I will wear proudly. You should. I'm jealous. Should we change our bios to Beanhole Influencer? Face vs. Predator. A Beanhole Influencer. Oh man, we should probably wrap up

uh i will say it's so fast it did earlier today y'all weren't there but eric and i did uh face presents opening day which is where we sold the new jersey and the the

green baseball bat and the hat and i think it's all sold out now uh but it hung around for a while and then we gave cards away that we pulled uh so i pulled i i grabbed a

bunch of like really like unique kind of non-sports cards this time we pulled. So I grabbed a bunch of really unique kind of non-sports cards this time. We pulled from this box of Americana stuff, we pulled a one-of-one printing plate of a photo of the very

first Groundhog. Really? The very first Groundhog Day. The veryhog Groundhog Day really? the very first Groundhog Day not the very first Groundhog Day the very first

Groundhog Day yeah but did Groundhogs matter did Groundhogs matter before Groundhog Day I would argue that Groundhog Day that

that Poxitani Phil or whatever his name was became the first Groundhog to ever matter no I agree is Groundhog Day a real thing? yeah

what do you mean is it a real thing? like they actually release a Groundhog Day a real thing what do you mean is it a real thing like they actually release a groundhog and see if it looks up what are you talking about yes I thought it was a movie no based on a real thing that's a real thing yeah

you didn't oh wow we had very different experiences I grew up thinking that this was scientific I remember being a kid being like the weather is determined on the Groundhog. We need to take a face field trip to Groundhog Day. I've always wanted to go to Groundhog Day. I feel like you're going to be disappointed by Groundhog Day. It's in the same town they filmed Groundhog Day, I think, isn't it?

Wait, so it's like based... Oh, I can't believe it. Poxitani? That's incredible. I love that you know this. Why would i think that's real it's stupid you just you just talked about saint bean anus and you're like that's dumb why would it be real you're like that's stupid you come from a country where they have a sport that's rolling cheese down a hill. There's no movie about it. Speaking of field trips, Eric told me earlier today that we can go to

the Beanhole Days festival in July. July 12th and 13th, if you want. Do you think we'll get trapped in a time loop? A bean loop? I don't know whether I'd want to be trapped in a time loop at Groundhog Day or Beanhole Day. Oh, I would want to be a beanhole day. Really?

It depends. Are you guys making the beans or can you access other beans? I'm a bigger bean fan than a bigger Groundhog fan. I don't give a shit about Groundhogs. Do you think in an unseen time loop in Groundhog Day, he went on just an absolute murder spree? Yes. Yeah, I think so. I think so too.

I think he killed everybody he... Did you just want confirmation on that? What was... I just think that's a much darker movie if you think about how long he's been in there. Have you ever seen that movie Happy Death Day? Yes. Yeah.

That's like the horror version of Groundhog Day, right? Yeah, it's the same idea. Yeah. Time loop movie? It's a great movie. Sequel's good too. Not as good as the first one version of Groundhog Day, right? Yeah. It's the same idea. Yeah. Time loop movie. It's a great movie. Sequel's good too. Not as good as the first one. I haven't seen that.

Really good. I need to see it. What a show. We covered a lot of things. Excellent. It was a good one. Started strong. Great conversations at the beginning.

Didn't end well? No. I was making a joke. You're the one that said you wanted to delete the beginning and restart it. Oh, right. It also has not ended well. Yeah. I don't know how we would have done

the preview for this one. Like it coming up on face. What I like about this is we started in the air and we ended in the ground. We did a full arc not on purpose, but we did it. We went there. Oh, yeah. That really got me, Gavin. ground it was we did a full arc not on purpose but we did it we went there yeah just imagining like on the video of this podcast there's just like an altitude

and the numbers the numbers just slowly counting down people going like what's going on until we're talking about digging it goes like sub zero feet to minus 20 feet. Back out to the height of a groundhog above a man's head. I'd love somebody to draw that art. Visually.

It was in the air, under the ground, back in the air again. Oh man, this is all making my fucking tooth hurt. I gotta go. No! Oh, dude. It's brutal. Don't even. No. I went to the dentist Monday morning. I went to a

separate dentist to get a second opinion because I was in so much pain. It's not in your head. I got x-rays and everything. You know what that dentist said? He said, yeah. It'll probably hurt like this for about so it's not in your head i got x-rays everything you know what that dentist said he said uh he said yeah it'll probably hurt like this for about three weeks and then uh then it won't anymore and if it does just come back so i'm just in i'm on the three-week cycle my dentist is on vacation so i can't talk to her uh and this other dentist i went to for the second opinion was less helpful

so uh yeah i just i think i might uh i think i might uh experience grating pain for the rest of my life did you notice that in the animated thing of me talking about hold on eric hold on in the in the thing where i saw him on mute and i had to go in the animated of me talking to my ringtone and talking to a recording of dan at the end of the animated thing, Jeff just looks at me and goes, I hate you so much. Without any of the context,

he had toothache and laughing made his tooth hurt. Mouth hurt. Yeah. People were like, it's really aggressive. It was like you hate my story. Really? Why is Jeff mad at Gavin's story? It was really funny.

No, it made my mouth hurt all right now you can yell Eric yeah go ahead just need to wrap up that's a good point we should definitely wrap up also now that we're done and it's time for you to move on with your day as well why don't you head on over to Rooster Teeth

or YouTube and watch episode four of Does It Do in this episode, Gavin and I make popsicles, and then we vomit popsicles. Good response to the first ep. Oh, the third one. People seem to really like it. The spin chill.

Great addition of having Kai and BK laughing in the background, I thought. Oh, yeah. They're the best. It really adds a Nick effect to it, I like yeah hey audience what not you guys okay why don't you uh like and subscribe give us some stars tell a friend about face and then uh rate us maybe this one didn't end well. I think this is a good ending.

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