Regulation Podcast - Gavin Wasn't Ready // Bingoing Somebody in Scrabble Feels Good [45]

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

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🎵 Hello and welcome to episode 45 of F*** Face. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always Gavin Free and Andrew Panton. And how's it going boys? I'm doing about as good as I was 10 minutes ago when we wrapped up the last one. Still good? Yeah. Gavin Gavin what did you get to eat is Gavin not back yet did we just assume

Gavin was back I thought he was there I heard him much I could have sworn Gavin was a part of the conversation earlier oh shit are you good yeah my headphones are off. I just heard a bunch of people

saying my name through it. What's going on? What? Why were your headphones off and you're just sitting here? Why would you do that? I'm getting a snack. I'll tell you.

I didn't eat yet today. I'm going to stuff it down. Gavin, Gavin, we're in the middle of the next episode. We just started the next episode. We thought you were here, man. We heard you talking.

I thought we were still waiting for Andrew's steam engine. No. I'm good to go. What thought you were here, man. We heard you talking. I thought we were still waiting for Andrew's steam engine. No. I'm good to go. What are you eating? I'm just stuffing some crisps down. First of all, you're eating a meal. That's not a snack. You can't claim. What are you eating? You're eating lunch.

Crisps? Yeah. Okay, that's a snack. I had a bit of celery and some hummus. Just topping it off with something crunchy. Getting it down. Okay. What flavor?

Flame-grilled steak flavor. What brand? McCoy's. Real McCoy's. Huh. I don't know if I'm familiar with that. They're employed. Flame-grilled seems like an unnecessary word for that product.

Flame-grilled steak? Are you going to fucking serve sous vide-flavored steak? you why is it flame grilled yeah i know what you mean that's like burger king's whole deal right it's flame broiled i think it's just that like like when you go to mcdonald's for instance or like i i can't say because i never worked at mcdonald's but it did work at sydney's fried chicken and on that you just cook your patties on uh just like a flat oven that's heated right so there's no it's not touching any any actual flames so you don't get like the little i guess like the burnt edges you know what i mean yeah so this is the second episode of a back-to-back last time i said next time we record if that porta potty is not there

there will be consequences to pay we're doing back doing back to back recordings that does not apply here. So it will be the next recording on this one that that porta potty better have touched your hands. I don't care if it's in Gavin's yard by the time that we're talking. You have received the porta potty is what has happened. And that brings me to something I want to talk about. I'm assembling. We're assembling a group to help with bits. Jeff, an army will be pointed at you if this does not occur.

I've made an email called F face bits at Gmail dot com. I have ambitious ideas for things that require help. If you're listening and you want to contribute to these, if you doesn't really matter what your skill set is, or maybe you just even know somebody that has a specific skill set or is helpful in some capacity, feel free to email at ffacebits at gmail.com. I'm going to make a spreadsheet

and note what everybody says that they can claim to do, and we're going to mobilize against you, Jeff. So I'm just, that'll probably be the first thing. So hopefully, I really hope hope i'd love for you to receive the party and i'm hoping how can my own podcast and audience mobilize against me also this was tweeted before the last recording yeah this was tweeted this morning i was gonna mention it last show but then i thought well jeff is doing this so it makes sense that this is the last opportunity before the squad mobilizes against you will come from all angles what so wait a minute is that the point of the squad to be anti me

no no no no no you've just crossed the line you have broken but isn't it also my squad as much as yours or gavin's yeah but you have you've crossed the code here can i just turn around and mobilize them back against you yeah you could but you don't have the fucking password to the email account so i got that going for me right jeff you're gonna have to make your own one uh hey andrew can i ask you a question uh-huh go ahead can you get the password to that email account uh we'll talk about it maybe if you receive the porta potty i'll gladly share it as soon as that thing gets there. Look, man. It's not my fault they won't bring it to my house. It's your fault. I've

been here the whole time. You're ignoring their calls. We've already done this. We don't need to do this again. So just let me repeat that one more time. That's ffacebits at gmail.com Any skill at all. I don't care if you just happen to, if you're

somebody's dentist that could be of interest. Doesn't matter. Just if you can help in any way and you want to, feel free to email. I'll put you in the spreadsheet. I might reach out to you if there's something we can do.

Hey, if you're in the audience, if you're in the face audience, first off, thanks. Appreciate that. Yeah, absolutely. Good on you. That was cool of you. We owe you one for that favor.

But if you're in the face audience currently and you're listening to this and considering sending an email to that address to Andrew, I would just like you to consider that you don't know what he's going to do with this information and... Mobilize against you.

How well can you really trust? How well can any of us really trust Andrew? I'd like you to think about that before you just send an email that could be used. Who knows what kind of personal information he might be stealing from you, data mining from you. I don't know. I just like you to think about that before you just send an email that could be used. Who knows what kind of personal information he might be stealing from you, data mining from you. I don't know. I just want you to think before you hit send on that email. Think to yourself, do I even know his real name? First of all, I don't know why that would even matter as an initial response.

And secondly, once again, Jeff, this is your squad, too. It's just it's not my fault that you have crossed us and you've made this wrong turn. This is for the betterment of everybody. It's just because you broke your own code that this is currently being ended. Broke your code? Yeah, you did. I'm sad about it. I don't know, Andrew. I feel like dodging that porta potty. Your

words, not mine. They were your words. Literally your words in a meeting yesterday. Well, that's your words that they were my words. My words and Eric backed it up. That's what you said. Well, I think we all know Eric's a little suspect when it comes to trustworthiness. Whose relationships have been mostly the most affected by this podcast?

Because I feel like my relationship with Andrew is much stronger than when we started. However, I feel like Andrew's relationship with Jeff has deteriorated somewhat dramatically. No, I disagree. I disagree with that. I think you're onto something, Kevin. I disagree strongly. I feel like Andrew and I were much closer before F*** Face. No! I disagree strongly.

I'd be willing to say Eric and Jeff have also deteriorated. My relationship with you? No, with Eric. Oh, with Eric. I just said it's so scared. I don't know that I would consider what Eric and I had before deteriorated. My relationship with you? No, with Eric. Oh, with Eric. I'm so scared. I don't know that I would consider what Eric and I had before to be a relationship. I think it's as strong as ever. Really?

Aw, thanks, buddy. You seem mad more. No, that's just by nature of the work I do. Okay. So there we are. I think I cleared it. Ffacebits at gmail.com. Yeah, I think we're good.

Feel free to email. Anytime you reach out to a stranger on the internet, you should think about it first. That's all I'm saying. Safety I think we're good. Feel free to email. Anytime you reach out to a stranger on the internet, you should think about it first. That's all I'm saying. Safety first. We're going to do some cool stuff. Safety first.

We're going to do some amazing things. You know what? We can talk about that. Child Kicker. The short film. I'm working on that. I'm putting the Child Kicker short together.

What? Yeah. I talked about this like two weeks ago. You wanted to put it in a film festival? Yeah. I want to fucking make a Child Kicker short we're gonna submit it to festivals i don't know how you missed that i talked about that not like the last time we recorded over a week ago yeah i said i wanted to work on it yeah he did in passing i confirmed gavin and i sorted

kind of a thing out we're gonna get a scene from gavin in child kicker it's gonna be this piece of shit short that's gonna have one scene that's filmed with an absurdly expensive camera does vancouver island have a festival i'm sure they do i'm sure they do but i want to like i want to submit it to sundance i don't know what i okay do that but i'm just gonna say it's epoxy yeah is the uh is the vancouver child kicker shirt out yeah that's a great question as well are the stickers out should we talk about the child kicker franchise as a whole i feel like that shirt is badass it's a great shirt we all agree that the vancouver child kicker as an ip has a has a lot of legs oh definitely yeah for. Yeah, for sure. This is like I'm seeing trilogy.

This is like, yeah, this is like this. Like if Robert Rodriguez got a hold of it, it would be like nine movies. It would. Yeah. And that's, you know, moving away from being pointed at Jeff. That's that's the type of thing I'd love to use the F face bits at Gmail dot com account for.

Yeah. Certain ideas that I, you know, I can't pull off, but would just be amazing are you directing by the way uh i think producing is probably a better title for that i'm trying to put everything together how much actual like filming i'm gonna do i don't think a lot so you're gonna hire different location directors i guess i you know i don't even know if hire is the right word we'll figure it out i have more i'm not an ideas. Maybe get Michael Bay to do some. Yeah, well, I mean, you're attached. Why not?

Things are limitless as far as what we can do with this. Is this going to be SAG, or how are we doing? No, I think we're going to go none. I'd have to look into that. Once again, these are things I need to... I'm not a fine ideas guy. I'm like a broad we're going to do these things.

I want a song. Like, we're doing all the major stops of like movies. Yeah, movies always have an original song. I'll be looking for that. Speaking of songs, how fucking cool was that Oh Jeffrey Boy song that they made? Wait one second. I'm getting a call from Texas right now.

It's about to be rerouted back to Indiana. Hello? Okay. It's the freight company. Jeff Ramsey, yes. Has he been ignoring the calls? Have you tried to reach him and he hasn't been responsive? Could you tell me the number and I can have him call you immediately?

That's so perfect. Thank you so much. Okay's so perfect. Thank you so much. Okay, so for the tracking, is that correct? 7, 2, 1, 3, 3, 9, 2, 7, 7, 7, 2,

6, 2, 3, 4, 4, 8, 2, 2, 3, 9, 6, 4, 3, 296-4327-53. This is great. I'm so glad this is happening right now. 888-245-1162. Okay, I think I got it. Sorry, it's just people are talking in the background.

39637-344686. Okay, thank you so much. I'll have him call you immediately. He was very accusatory. He was immediately saying that you were ignoring him. Okay, thank you so much. I'll have him call you immediately. He was very accusatory. He was immediately saying that you were ignoring them. Okay, thank you. Have a great day. Okay, Jeff. Thanks, buddy. You're up. There you go. I don't believe it.

Yeah, there's your number. Thanks, man. I don't believe it. That was cool. I don't believe it. Jeff, we can wait. We're very early into this podcast. We'll wait while you make this call. Yeah, you need to call them. Call them right fucking now. It turns out content is not easily dodged on face. No. Okay, hold on.

Hold on. Tracking number just to make it even really easy for you. That's the fucking tracking number. The first one's the phone number. I love this podcast. Unbelievable. What are the chances they would call you right as we're in a recording? Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

They just happened to be done with Jeff's shit as we were making an episode. We'll obviously have to bleep the numbers, but that was a good bit. He was annoyed with me because Jeff was fucking... Were you listening to Jeff as you were listening to him? Well, I had my headphones in the end, and then Jeff just started saying numbers. It was a long tracking, so I had to knock my headphones off, and he was not thrilled when it took me like five times To write down the full tracking

Do you not like annoying people like that? No I felt bad Yeah, you did sound remorseful Yeah, I was genuine It's not my fault Jeff is dodging He doesn't know No, he has no idea

My name is Jeff Ramsey. I received a call from this number about a freight delivery. Hmm. Definitely not able to pick it up. Unfortunately, I'm out of town next week, but I could receive it the following week. I don't hear anything anymore. I'm not even sure that other one is a real address, honestly. Is the address wrong?

No, the address isn't wrong. Alright, sounds great. Thank you. Yeah, genius. The address was wrong. I got the address from you, and you didn't give it to him properly. What do you mean? Whose address did you just give it to? I sent it to me.

No. What do you think? You just changed the address. What? No, you didn't. Jeff, you didn't do that. What? Why would I do that? Oh, changed the address. What? No you didn't. Geoff, you didn't do that. What? What? Why would I do that? Oh no, Andrew, this is a disaster.

He's not even going to have to deal with the delivery. He's redirected it before it even arrived. That's crazy talk. Why would you do that? Why would I do that? That doesn't make any sense. Why wouldn't you just take the... I would.

He's diverted the content. He's not even avoiding the content. He re-routed content. That's not what happened at all. I think that you're jumping to conclusions. Why do you sound so smug? I don't know. Why do you? I'm not smug.

I'm confused. I'm not smug. I'm confused. You're smug. You're confused. I'm both. No, he had my address wrong. He was going to deliver it.

I'll be honest. I don't even know it's a real address, what he had. I don't know where Andrew got that from, but it definitely was not my address. It is now. So Andrew just got it into Austin, but that was about as far as it could go. Yeah, he was gonna send it to a fucking fake address or somebody three blocks over. I got it from when you sent me the bat. Yeah, you probably read it wrong. Can you compare your notes?

Andrew seems very upset about this. I am very upset. I talked to the dude on the phone in front of you guys. I coordinated. He's bringing it a week from Monday. So far away. I know. I told him I'm out of town next week.

Are you not? Yeah. Good point, Nick. He also thought the delivery guy or the guy receiving it was called George Ramsey. Which is true. That's not on me. You sent a port-a-potty

to George Ramsey at a different address than mine. Andrew, you're not as good at this than I thought. Thank God I saved the bit. Bullshit. No, this is bullshit. It would have just languished. Big-ass pink porta potty would have just languished in some guy's yard

seven fucking streets over I would have never known. View your order. I am upset. This is an expensive gift for you, Jeff. And he's upset. I am upset. This is an expensive gift for you, Jeff. And he's upset that he pissed off that guy.

Yeah. While he's dealing with the damage he's doing to some poor old guy's sanity over there. Gavin, you know one of the frustrating

things about, I'm going to let Andrew play with his tracking numbers. One of the frustrating things about this podcast sometimes when we get stuck in these recording in advance things,

which I, that's my alarm. I do understand is my fault that we're having to record ahead next week. Yeah, but like we release a bit like like meat bracelet or the NFT and then or a Don Zimmer thing or a porta potty. And then it's so long before we can talk about it again. And then sometimes we get to talk about it again. But then we still the audience because we're so far ahead the audience hasn't hit yet so we have like my point is i have no idea what we should be referencing or talking about right now what would have landed with the audience they might want us they might be like fucking talk about

and we're not talking about it because i don't know do i text you this the last one that came out i think david you know where jeff lives it's the like i don't know i think the one that just came out is the one you hated yeah then it caused you to go ape shit with me bracelets but it's like it's like i don't know if we ever like the don zimmer shirt came out we don't i we talked about it, if it was a big deal or not. We don't know if the fucking Vancouver child kicker thing is a success. We don't know if I saw it. We might be millionaires. The NFT,

my ham sandwich NFT, might have taken off. And it might be hanging in a gallery somewhere. And we don't even know. We're foolish. I just texted you, Jeff. That is my address. That is my address. That's what was on the shipping information. No, that's not the address he said out loud.

Well, he also called you George, so maybe... Yeah, I don't. I just don't think he understands. And then when I corrected it, he said, that's not the address. Well, you heard him. It sounded like an old guy on a landline. That's all I'm saying. How do you fuck that up?

Okay. Why did you do this to me? How do I get this fucking... Because you wanted a toilet! This is so long in the making. Yeah, your pipes were broken. You're supposed to get this months ago. I was pretty clear that I didn't want it.

No, you weren't. And I was like, please do not send me a port-a-potty. No. Over and over again. No, I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. That was a real... Okay, I think we're good.

I think it's next, not this Monday, the following Monday. Yeah, apparently. If you are, Jeff, if you are an NFT millionaire by the time this comes out, can we use some of that money for the budget? Yeah. Dude, if I'm an NFT millionaire, we're all NFT millionaires. Yeah. Dude, if I'm an NFT millionaire,

we're all NFT millionaires. You know, for all I know, Gav, we might be the three of us. The five of us, we're a group. The five of us might be in a boardroom meeting right now with Mark Cuban going over the finer points of Beef Bracelet. I don't know. It's true.

That might be why we have to move a future recording for that meeting. We might be in court right now dealing with a lawsuit from the estate of Don Zimmer. I have no idea what's going on. You know what I mean? I can't believe that happened. I'm sorry. I'm still like in the class. I'm still lost that I got a call from them while we're recording

right after I talked about pointing the the the crew at you the the the bits Do you know who got a call from them right before you did? You touched a call on this podcast. I'm not gonna pick up the phone while I'm on the podcast. I'm a professional yeah oh yeah i didn't know it was because it's content and i thought we were about content i didn't know i didn't know that it was them calling it was just a number i didn't know who it was i feel like you have to yeah you have to pick up though in the contact and you're just being fucking naive you're pretending i'm not briefly um going into the zimmer zone you said last time jeff that there was some discussions about people trying to predict the next manager card that might have value. Has that leaked into other managers yet, or is it still mainly Zim?

It's still Zim, as far as I know. I think for it to leak into other managers, it would require a push by us. And I don't know who the next manager would be, although and i'm not advocating i'm not advocating that we first off i don't want to turn this into a manager thing right i think it should come naturally if it's gonna leak to other people it's even better it's like inception it's like we just plant the idea and then it just takes its own form well it's exactly it's like we didn't pick zimmer first of all zimmer picked us if you think about, we were seven years after he died. We were looking at,

we were going to be, I think we were going to do Bobby Valentine or something. And then Zimmer popped up and then suddenly we were awash in the glow of Don Zimmer. And it was a huge light bulb moment that was as big as his smiling, sunny cheeks. And we realized that that was, that was,

that was meant to be. So we'll find the next Don Zimmer I don't think it's necessarily going to be Jim Leland or some other baseball coach but you know maybe it will who knows a

million dollars Jeff but you have to receive the total amount of chewing tobacco that has been spit out of Don Zimmer's mouth in his life how do I receive it it just gets put on your front lawn.

Oh, yeah, I'll do that. He's never going to receive that. I would do that. I would do that in a second. You ever drink fucking chewing tobacco? Like somebody else's spit cup? No. Oh, God, no.

I did that once in the army. Yeah, I think Bernie did it too. It was instant vomit. Yeah, I think we've talked about it before, probably on old podcasts. That's also another problem with doing podcasts for like 20 years is, man man you covered all your shit like in the first two years and then you've just spent the last 18 saying it over again yeah oh and then things like

a porta potty show up and uh you just don't answer those calls and you just reject everything yeah do it yeah it would have been way funnier if a porta potty showed up and i took a picture of it and then we put the picture up on the instagram and then we didn't have all this to talk about. Did you not do anything? We just dealt with two phone calls. If I had answered that phone the first 712 times they called, we wouldn't have caught it on the fucking

podcast. It would be in Eric's yard right now is where it would be. I had to have... Different content. No, it wouldn't. It wouldn't. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because I didn't have the idea to do that at all until you pissed me off last episode. You pissed me off last episode and that's when I got the idea. In that moment. I gave you the idea.

You gave me the idea in the episode because you were mad at me because I didn't receive the fucking thing yet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And because I didn't receive it, that gave you the idea to give me the idea to give Eric the porta potty, which is brilliant. So you're all welcome. I think the relationship has deteriorated. Check the fucking tapes in the snow. The snow episode, the first snow episode.

I said, Gavin, how was your pipes? And Gavin did not want to answer how his pipes were. And I suggested you give him a toilet. That's when this started. What about my pipes? Back in the snow episode, first episode after the snow where I revealed the porta potty to Jeff. Jeff was not thrilled about it. I said, Gavin, how are your pipes?

Maybe you need a porta potty. To which Jeff was very happy about the suggestion. It is not my fault you then forgot that you had that concept or that you embraced it and then remembered it weeks later that ideas existed long ago i don't remember why we're arguing yeah yeah but that wasn't i now i have the idea as vendetta that was to help gavin this is to get even with eric and and and nick for existing i feel like i've been a bystander to the whole port but i've just been enjoying it on the side. That's part of your, that's part of your guilt. I don't really understand

why would you get even with me? I want to get even with everybody. But you specifically said getting even with me. I don't know. I don't know. Because you're in front of me right now. Yeah, why not? What? It was you or Nick. I mean, Nick's not a sock guy. The bench isn't deep for me to point my anger at here.

That was great. You're going to have a porta potty. It's really cool, dude. It's pink. It's big and pink. It's awesome. I'm excited for you. You've got to do at least one episode inside it.

Yes, we've talked about that. That's all I need. Yes. I think that's a great idea too. And I'll do it and then you'll do your episode in your yard, in your house. That's great. Eric can produce it

from the porta potty once and then Nick can do whatever Nick does. I think it's harder to mess with Andrew because he doesn't have a yard to get stuff dumped. No. Yeah. And we're not even sure what his fucking name is. His apartment isn't even attached to the building. No, it would never get to me.

That's the funniest part. It would just be in a lobby and I wouldn't know it was there. You'd have to come out wearing a towel. I would. I'm not going anywhere right now. Don't send anything to me. I'm not getting it. Do you have a wheelchair?

No, I should get crutches, though. I keep thinking about that. Crutches would be good. Wheelchair would be no good because I have several levels. Unless I build ramps. I could do ramps, but then how do I get up? You should get the stair chair, like the old lady in Gremlins. Yeah?

That could be fun. Do they make those that go up and down, or is it just straight? I don't want a straight line. No, they go up and then the people just die up there well if there's gremlins they die i want like a loop one that'd be fun a loop yeah like a track that kind of like goes up and around and then down i think it's more efficient to go up though to go down the one you just came up it's supposed to going across the stairs and back down the other side no i want to do i want to go from wall to wall you're like oh i fuck i forgot that i forgot my glasses on that table i gotta go around again i wanted to be like in an on rails like when you're on tracks in a video

game segment i want both walls covered i want to go all over if we could get a stairlift company to build basically like a railed race course around your house going all through each that'd be brilliant yeah you could just stay on about it you wouldn't ever have to get off that chair if you if you need a mug from the kitchen just wait until it passes the kitchen door reach in grab it get some water from the bathroom as it goes by that's the perfect life for you and Andrew on rails. That's what you call it. That's a great product. Andrew on rails. I would even use bits for that.

Life on rails. That's fancy. I like this. This sounds like a TLC show. It does. What would be your preferred speed for like a full loop of the house? Ooh. Would you want like a five minute loop? Oh no, that's way too slow. Five minutes? That's too slow? Have you seen how slow those things loop oh no that's way too slow five minutes that's too slow

have you seen how slow those things move yeah that's too slow five minutes no i haven't well yeah i mean i've seen them but i've never really noticed the slowness of them i've never seen them on a cool track either though so that's true we boost the speed up a little bit it could be pretty good like minute loops i think you'll be hauling ass I want to haul ass on this chair you'd be pulling some G's around the corners that'd be great I'm all about this

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I've never heard anyone have that attack plan. He's like, I'm just, I was going to run as fast as I could, which wasn't fast. And I was going to put my head in his chest and I was going to punch him in the face. That's I think that would take me down. You think, Oh, Don Zimmer could take you down for sure.

Absolutely. You know who another, I know we're not going to get caught up on managers, but the, the beauty of Don Zimmer is that he's such a fucking character. And he also looks like if Popeye got stung by a wasp. There is. And I think we may have even mentioned it when he died.

But Tommy Lasorda was also another great, great, great baseball manager who was a lunatic and who was a crazy character i feel like there needs to be some sort of entity that that that exists to highlight and showcase the antics of old dead baseball managers it's like a lost art yeah i just i just i feel like there's so many of those like so many of those great characters that you don't see anymore you know nobody's nobody's putting like shoe polish mustaches on and going and trying to do secretly coach anymore not in 2021 No, that era of professional sports seems to be behind us. Yeah, what put an end to that? Why is this Fall video let me load this up love a guy about that after being hit by bat was it like thrown oh Please tell me it's thrown. Oh, what a hit oh

the bad shattered playing No, I think he's coached it. He was coached they show Oh, look at that. Let's do this. It looks like a... It looks like a weeble wobble falling over. He went down. You know, like at the end of The Matrix where Neo's on the minigun and he's just mowing down agents in the water. It looked like that the way he went over.

He went down like he got shot. I'm actually getting taken down by a fucking bat. It didn't even look like he was trying to catch it. It looked like he was trying to catch it like he was like waving it off like by the way uh in the process of you know we talked about the uh the falls we mentioned that kelsey grammar fall which people yeah we talked about i guess a couple times on the on this podcast uh but uh people started sending in their favorite falls did you guys see i'd never seen it before but did you guys see the Travis Scott one falling?

No. No. Travis Scott falling in auto-tune? Hold on a second. You got to listen to it, though, because that's the point. No, it's an auto-tune. Okay. Hold on a second.

I'll make sure this is it. How many Travis Scott auto-tunes could there be of him falling? There's two different versions. I'm trying to find the other one. Okay. I got it. This is it. There it is. Okay. He'm trying to find the right one. I got it. This is it. There it is.

He went down like a bowling pin. There was no strength in his legs. Oh, you found it? Yeah. We should start a face YouTube playlist where people can get to know the stuff

we've been watching. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Watch that one with sound. Okay. I don't know. I didn't do it for you. The auto-tune sound doesn't do it for me.

Oh, wait. I meant to say the wrong one. This is this one. Shit. I have two of these. This is a better one. This is a better one. Okay.

Eric got a good one. The Eric one was great. Yeah. Oh, man. What's the third one? This is your third one? I think. Yeah.

Okay. You said the worst one yeah i took time to figure out which one was the best and you still said the worst one here's why i didn't realize there were two versions of that i just knew that it was from that angle okay is that not actually what the sound that came out i think it is how's this two versions of it then i don't know do they sound different they do the second one is my favorite the second one is the best one anyway i don't know who said that to us on twitter but i saw it the other day and i thought that was uh that's definitely up there for me that's a great fall it is a great tommy lasorda i'm just gonna i just want to watch tommy lasorda clips the rest of the day of him

falling over. I could just watch that on loop. Is there a gif? There has to be a gif of that. That would bring me joy. I've never seen someone fall so easily. So we need a face YouTube playlist. That's a great idea.

That is a fantastic idea. We just keep it up to date every few weeks. Does it have to be things we talk about on the shark? Or can we just throw in, find a weird thing? I don't know. I guess I care one way or the other. Okay.

Gavin's still thinking about it, though. No, I appreciate the thought. Just let us know when you get there, okay? Yeah, you think. You want to go get another snack? I think it's been decided within the group. Has it? Oh, did I tell you guys?

Did you guys see that thing I sent last night? I bought 20 boxes of 89 Fleer to try to get more face cards. Oh, yeah. 20 sealed boxes. Yeah. They're going to be black box. Yeah, I'm sure they are. But how much does that cost?

I bought it on Goodwill. So I think I think I paid 100 bucks. Yeah, whatever it is. Five bucks, five bucks a box or something. Have you opened any of them? No, I haven't received them yet. I just bought them yesterday when I. Oh, OK.

It'll be a while. I feel like the other rare one in that is the Randy Johnson Marlboro card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even rarer than the Billy Ripken, I think, though. I believe so. I think it's a really limited run. Because I know that when the one, like you bought us those boxes and I got a Randy Johnson, but it was, it was,

it had already been edited. What's the last, do they still make error cards like that anymore? I'm trying to think like, what was the most recent great error card? I don't know if there's a recent great one, but there's one in this year's 21 hoops where I don't know know like some player auto porter or somebody

has a jeremy lamb on the back instead of them i believe but it's like just that kind of like boring yeah different front from the back yeah i've gotten like a bonus card with the wrong team logo on it but it's like as far as like a great i don't feel like they make the same is it because they're not making them in the same volume i wonder or like what i guess i don't know or maybe the just the quality control is a lot higher that could be it yeah oh oh yeah so now that we've cut that conversation where did we leave before we were cut off you could go into a new subject just oh yeah okay i'm i'm on it like the way gavin your hummus thing in the beginning or whatever you had i've been like that ever since that phone call that's just why

like i can't it's gonna take me a while to wrap my head around that texas called we organized this porta potty thing it's finally gonna happen how do you have an american number by the way oh for the poster do we want to talk about that back to to the chocolate thing? Just in general, when I text you, I'm not texting a Canadian number. We discussed this. Remember that episode? He was calling me from his LA number or whatever. Yeah, I forgot I made that because

I did a prank where I told somebody that we're going to be on Judge Judy. So I had a California number. If I'm texting Canada every time I text you, is that charging me for every text? No, it shouldn't be. I mean, on, so when I, if I'm texting Canada every time I text you, is that charging me for every text? No, it shouldn't.

No, it shouldn't be. I mean, on most plans, it's free. I have free texting international, part of my plan.

I can't tell you what's part of your plan. Would it make a difference if you had to pay to talk to Andrew? Would you not? I don't know. We had that run

where we were texting nonstop. I bet that cost me like 80 bucks we might have another run I feel like we go on texting runs when we don't have an episode that that week that seems to be the pattern that I've noticed we don't have a show what have you guys been texting about uh most recently oh not like interesting show stuff I'd say a lot about hitman the game. A lot about Hitman, the game. Yeah, a lot about Hitman. I'd say, yeah, not like fun. I found, I opened my text to Andrew the other day and I found something that I was going to text,

but I forgot to send. And then I just erased it. What was it? I was annoyed about, you know how like some games, they use the name of the game in the game? Like if you're playing Uno, it's like you shout Uno. Yeah game like if you're playing uno it's like you shout uno or yeah like if you're playing snooker you could snooker somebody so when you block them

from hitting their other balls i was playing scrabble you know what it's called when you use every tile in scrabble no is it called a scrabble it's called bingo no is it really yeah it just annoyed me i was like you got perfect It's like a term for using all of the freaking tiles, and they didn't call it a scrabble Insanity to me anyway, I talked that out. I read it back. I thought there's no point in saying What is I could believe it nothing scrabble isn't anything it's just the game When you google, what is a scrabble the top people also also ask is what is scrabble isn't anything it's just the game when you google what is a scrabble the top people also also ask is what is scrabble all about

i think we kind of know what scrabble is at this point what's the deal with scrabble god damn but yeah i was irrationally annoyed it's a perfect term for that. You scrabble someone. Nope. Bingo. It's 50 points, though. Why? Is it an additional 50 points for using all seven letters? Additional 50 bonus points for a bingo in scrabble. In addition to whatever. That's a hell of a...

What was the score? Do you remember? No. Did you get a bingo? I did get a bingo. I can't remember what it was. You don't remember what it was. Did you win that game?

Yeah. Were you playing against Meg? Yeah. Boy, you guys have a lot of fun. That's cool. We can't remember what it was. You don't remember what it was. Did you win that game? Yeah. Were you playing against Meg? Yeah. Boy, you guys have a lot of fun. That's cool. We didn't have power for four days. There wasn't a lot of... We couldn't play snooker.

Listen, you're being very defensive from me saying you guys have fun. Sounds like you're having a blast over there. Scrabble is fun. You got a bingo. With someone you like... I was the best. Bingoing someone at Scrabble that you like.

It's an amazing feeling. When was the last time you did that? I don't know that I've ever bingoed anybody ever. It sounds weird as a verb. I don't know that I've ever bingoed. I do think that you're right. It sounds... I think that that should be a shirt.

What did you say? Bingoing somebody in Scrabble feels really good. It's one of the weirdest sentences i'll be honest what does the game immediately end when you bingo what would be the why would it be a point value if it's the golden snitch yeah i thought it was the golden because i'm on a scrabble subreddit and the person's like should i play the bingo here and they're all having like strategy talk of like i don't know if you should play it yet i don't like why wouldn't you well you could potentially get a better score with two different words wait a minute andrew do you not play scrabble i mean

i've played scrabble i wouldn't say so you know there's like i i like triple word score maybe the bingo would would take you away from those bonuses and it wouldn't be worth'm a Scrabble player. So you know there's like a triple word score. Maybe the bingo would take you away from those bonuses and it wouldn't be worth playing. Or if you hold on to it for a little while or just try to throw some easy vowels out that you know you'll replace, you can wait until the board moves in a direction where you can pop the bingo down

and get a bigger fucking payday maybe. I think they need to address the value of the bingo then because the bingo should be like a huge play. You should just have a massive... 50 points is pretty big. Pretty big. Yeah, well then you should always play the bingo. you should just have a pretty big pretty big yeah well then you should always play the bingo like this is the weird thing like i don't want to play a small word

with a three-time score i just want the bingo if the bingo was only available over like if a six letter word could go over a triple word score away from the bingo you probably want to do that yeah it should be a rule where if you have a bingo you have to play it. I Do you know do you know if you? Scrabble's not about like you Get it. I get it. I'm saying though if you know there should be no you know How do they know you know how does anyone check that they can't see you have you ever played Scrabble? I have played Scrabble nobody should be lying in the game of Scrabble. I know it's a gentleman's game You know what though? They shouldn't be allowed to use bingo.

As a word? Yeah, it's taken. You yell bingo when you get a bingo. That's too confusing. Maybe we just don't know what bingo means. Maybe bingo actually means completion. What does bingo mean? Like using up one's inventory could mean bingo hold on i'm looking it up a game in which players mark off numbers on cards used to express satisfaction or surprise at a sudden positive event or outcome so i guess technically i want to know if there's a scrabble in bingo yeah right like in bingo you should be able to scrabble yeah you could scrabble other other people yeah like if you if you get a bingo in

bingo if you get a bingo without using the free space that should be a scrabble could i talk about i don't think we'll ever talk about bingo again i talk about the worst prank i've probably ever done to anybody didn't deserve it at all it's bingo related it is bingo related i think it's i think you just played it on the audience by saying the last time we'll ever talk about bingo again because that pretty much ensures that there's going to be a bingo podcast at some point in the future we can make face bingo i can't see us we could andrew blowing out an ankle has to be at least two spaces though yeah and if you get if you get a bingo with andrew blowing out an ankle has to be at least two spaces Yeah

And if you get a bingo with Andrew blowing out his ankle That's a scrabble We'll make a bingo card now And it will be played against episode 100 But it will be so far out that we won't remember What we put on the bingo card And we'll see if anyone gets a bingo And then we'll be saddened by how little the jokes have changed

We'll be like Oh this shit all still applies exactly fucked up the intro bingo oh god what were you saying andrew well yeah bingo so i used to play bingo with my family and you get very heated we got a whole wheel got a bingo wheel and when i said it was my mom my grandma and i and i was probably i don't know 15 does canada play weird american ruled bingo where there's like letters as well no it's just well yeah yeah it's like b4 whatever i'm trying to remember i don't remember if the balls had that or not we went through a run of bingo where we played it a lot and i was

super competitive and i'd get really mad if i didn't win even though it's a random game this is like I'm gonna win this game and uh we're playing and I lost the first one to my mom and she was very happy and the second game we played I was like I'm gonna get you back she won a second game in a row she started celebrating more and then she won a third game in a row and it was a full-on celebration and internally I was mad she's like I'm the bingo queen I'm the bingo. She's like, I'm the bingo queen. I'm the bingo queen. I'm like, yeah,

you're the bingo queen. That's so great. So I waited until everyone went to bed and I went to her purse and I thought, well, if you're the bingo queen, you should be able to play bingo whenever you want to, because you're the bingo queen.

You should be able to defend your crown at any moment. So I emptied her entire purse out and I put all of the bingo stuff in the purse. I put the cards in. I put all the chips we would use to lay the cards. I even put the fucking wheel in. You know, when like you're trying to fit this, the last thing in a suitcase, you have to like sit in it and it kind of becomes spring loaded. I barely got the wheel in, but the cards were everywhere.

So I do this. I'm like great I'm gonna wake up tomorrow I'm gonna say hey you're the bingo queen and we'll laugh about the purse uh next day comes I wake up great morning just a great day brush my teeth enjoying life reading my emails then I remember I did this I totally forgot so I run out my room she's nowhere on the upper level run downstairs she's not she's not in the kitchen or the dining room so i checked the one last spot that confirmed she's still here car is not in the garage she is left she did not notice that i had taken everything out of her purse she she would keep her keys in a drawer so she'd have no reason to check the purse for the keys so she would have

got the keys grabbed her purse left she doesn't have her license any way to pay for anything i took everything out of the purse all she has is this bingo stuff she apparently went to the grocery store to buy the week's worth of groceries that day and i'm just sitting on the stairs just i know i'm gonna get yelled at she went to she filled a cart of items went went to the front the guy asked could you could you yeah like you gotta pay this she opened it the fucking wheel shot up cards fly everywhere chips fly everywhere she is so embarrassed she's the most lovely person doesn't serve any of this just chips flying left and right the guy's like what's going on she just leaves the cart and walks she just walks away leaving cards on the floor she just leaves the store couldn't shop there for a

while as soon as i heard the garage door open i was like oh god and i got yelled at real good meanest prank i think i've done to anyone who didn't deserve oh did she did she see the humor in it or was she just oh no no she was mad she was real it's probably the most in trouble i've ever been it was it was immediately as soon as she opened the door i was already i was like i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't want to do that that's not what i wanted to do i forgot i'm so sorry i slept no that was not part of the plan she was outraged but what became the genius of this prank is that we would use these little plastic chips and they stayed in her purse for months so i don't think i've played bingo with chips or a

wheel like what bits of bingo are you on about well you know like instead of pressing the card with the fucking stamp we had little plastic chips that look like reusable yeah reusable plastic chips for the cart so i scattered them the bingo wheel like you spin a wheel and the ball comes out of the wheel and that's how you call the balls you're not aware of the bingo wheel i mean i wouldn't i've seen like the little like cylindrical cage thing yeah but it's a wheel it's like a crank wheel it was a small it was like it was a wheel it was big but it wasn't huge he's thinking it's it's it's like our thing gav it's what it's what we do for real it's just a smaller uh do you think that like after she walked out the door the one like bagger employee looked to the

checker and was like what the fuck was that and the checkout guy was like i don't know but that lady's kid comes in here all the time and is constantly shoplifting so i'm not surprised i've never shoplifted but oh you should um probably start your shopping challenge soon andrew the shopping only from the ends oh i should yeah yeah once i'm able to leave my place i will yeah yeah i'll do that but what would happen is because i left these chips everywhere throughout her purse uh like three months later she was in another grocery store doing self-checkout tired long day after work just trying to pay for the stuff and she wasn't paying attention she put like three chips in the

machine and the machine malfunctioned and locked up and was like emergency you need help so she had to go to customer like the customer service area someone had the manager came over with a key and opened it and had to give her the chips back. And she was like, the manager gave off a you're trying to steal from us vibe with these comments. She would never do that. It just made her so upset. But every few, it would be like, oh, she accidentally puts them in a tip jar at Starbucks.

It was an ongoing, it followed her for like a year, these chips. It's probably the most ongoing prank I i've ever done and it didn't at all deserve to happen to the person do you ever do the the big shop for your family do you ever go and do that i've no i've never done the big family shop interesting have you well yeah but i i just hope that they uh i mean i worked in a supermarket so it's easy for me i just want i i want you to be in the middle of the shopping from the ends challenge when you get asked for the first time to provide for the first time.

Just so they're confused. What do I gain from this? It's like trying to explain it. No, it's funny. It was a funny thing I agreed to. We gain nothing from this. There's no game. I think you can,

you can use one of those litter picking sticks. Like if you can reach it from the end, even if it is down the aisle, I think you have that one of those litter-picking sticks. Like, if you can reach it from the end, even if it is down the aisle, I think you have that available to you as well. I don't know, because he'll... You gotta be careful with Andrew, man, because he'll find a way to take advantage of that,

and he'll have a stick that telescopes out to the entire length of the fucking aisle, and then it'll be like, oh, but it was too heavy, so he put a wheel on the bottom of it, and then it's got to... The next thing you know, it's like he's got access to anything in the store.

He's eventually just got a shopping cart with a two-foot handle. It's like a fishing line. I'm cranking it out. I don't know. I feel like it should be somewhat skill-based. Okay. So feel free to get inventive. Yeah, okay. I'll think about it. I'll get a clarification

on the rules before I do this. Yeah, if I need to make a judgment, just let me know. And give me a nice summary. I will. Yeah, I will. I'll make sure you give a good ruling, and it won't go on for days. All right. I think we're good.

That was a good episode. Yeah, it feels okay. That was like a strange one. I think the highs were really high, and then just the Texas call was like a fucking curveball. That was a good episode. Yeah. It feels okay. That was like a strange one. I think the highs were really high and then just the Texas call was like a fucking curveball. That was brilliant. That was probably

one of my favorite moments. It's a crazy... Especially when Jeff was just screaming numbers and Andrew was genuinely getting all caught up in the... Yeah. I had to knock my headphones off, Jeff,

because you were doing that and he was getting irritated repeating it. Yeah. What an un... Much like Tommy Lasorda did not see that comic the best part about that too is i did not not only did i not need that fucking tracking number i didn't use it you wrote that never nothing he knew exactly who i was when i fucking called

he was like oh you where the fuck have you been i was like i don't know hanging out without a tracking number i guess we'll be back uh and you'll have a porta potty next time because we sort of i guess i mean it'll be it's a good episode in that like it's one of those weird ones where we set a bunch of shit out into the world and then it hasn't come back to us yet so we have no idea what to respond to i really can't believe you told him to wait a week when you are perfectly capable of receiving it next week. How do you know I am? Maybe I am out of town. Because you said

you're not out of town. Did I? You told us. When did I say that? In this podcast. I was probably kidding. I don't know. FFaceBits at gmail.com.