Regulation Podcast - Geoff's Cross to Bear // Are Buttplugs Real? [94]

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New season means new seasonal recipes, and now it's easier than ever. With fresh ingredients delivered to your door, HelloFresh brings the farmer's market to you. Get 16 free meals plus 3 gifts with code FACE16 at HelloFresh.com slash FACE16. This is a Rooster Teeth production. You think if Maverick from Top Gun, let's say Tom Cruise, right? Say if Maverick from Top Gun walked by a school and saw kids playing Duck, Duck, Goose, would that be traumatizing for

him yes yes yeah it'd be horrific right he would have like world war one ptsd where he yeah he'd get tremors and shit i guess they call it gray duck in minnesota or something and says in a call they don't call it duck duck goose in minnesota it's like duck duck gray duck or something um what the fuck and so i heard the word goose said like 15 times in this conversation and it just my brain randomly went to imagine if i was maverick and how traumatizing this conversation would be for me right now just this quietly i'm deeply disturbed thinking about my best friend's death when they're talking about a kid's game what's that dude's name anthony adams played uh edwards i believe anthony edwards maybe? Yeah. I think so. He's on ER, right?

After that, or before? Yeah. We had a conversation about this yesterday. Really? Me and Jeff, we talked about this yesterday. We didn't talk about Goose. We talked about those two actors and getting their names confused. Right.

He was also on Northern Exposure. So you made almost the same mistake. I made the same mistake, but in reverse today. I was talking about Anthony Adams yesterday and called him Anthony Edwards, and today I was talking about Anthony Adams. Who is Anthony Adams?

I don't think I know who Anthony Adams is. You're thinking now Anthony Anderson. Anthony Anderson is who I was thinking of, yeah. Who's Anthony Adams? Can I admit something to you guys? Wait a second. You got Anthony Adams doesn't exist? No, Anthony Adams is a former football player.

Okay. What about Jesselnik? Anthony Jesselnik? Anthony Jesselnik? Are we naming Anthony's? I don't know, dude. It's all confusing. I was conflating Anthony Adams and Anthony Anderson

while I was confusing that person with Anthony Edwards. Can I make an admission to you guys that is for a child born in the 70s who grew up in the 80s is kind of it's kind of it's been a cross to bear my whole life. Yeah. What I fucking hate the movie Top Gun. I never

liked it. I never I saw it like on my friend's birthday. We went to it and you know when it opened up and I was just like this. I don't want people like I thought Tom Cruise my friend's birthday. We went to it when it opened up. And I was just like, why do people like it? I thought Tom Cruise was such a prick the entire film. I liked Goose, and then he died, and then the movie was over for me. I never got it. Goose is definitely the heart of that movie.

I think that movie sucks. Really? Thank you. You think it sucks? Dog shit. It's not worth watching twice, that's for sure. Yeah. Why does my computer say it's snowing?

I don't know. It says snowing now. Oh, it thinks I'm in Wixom, Michigan. What? Ah, great. Have you been in Wixom, Michigan lately? I don't think so. Did I never set, like, whoops.

Oh, I was going to ask you guys to do something for me. It should not be hard. It's pretty much par for the course. But could you guys do your best not to make me laugh for the next oh god the pain yeah yeah it's pretty bad how did it go uh well uh you know i wanted to start off 2022 like i started off 2021 with root canals with your your mouth open. Yeah, with my mouth open with some old guy crawled up in it. Yeah, I got part one of my root canal today. You remember that first root canal I had way back a year and a half ago

that took five sessions? Well, that pesky little guy somehow got infected again. And so I'm on session six now on this tooth. Can you get your money back for the first five? No, it doesn't work like that. Dentists don't have satisfaction guaranteed. It's like an NFL contract.

They said they'll do their absolute best to eliminate the problem, but it can come back. And it did. So, you know, it's cool. I got a root canal today, and then I'll get another one next week. And then I'll be done. Is it did. So, you know, it's cool. I got a root canal today and then I'll get another one next week and then I'll be done. Is it seven and done or is it?

Oh, it's either he fixes it Wednesday or we pull the tooth. So it's done one way or the other. Yeah. I would have been on pull the tooth after like four, I think. I don't think I would go seven and pull. The problem is I like the teeth that I have.

You know? And I've also invested a lot of money in this tooth specifically. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a sunken cost fallacy, I guess. But I really feel like keeping the tooth around to get my money's worth out of it. It's this weird almost like investing in a car that you just need to let go of.

Like you put so much money into it. But seven is your walk away? Seven's a lucky number, Jeff. out of it it's this weird almost like investing in a car that you just need to let go of like you put so much money into it but seven is your walk away seven's a lucky number jeff yeah lucky number seven that'll be it that'll be the turnaround for you just need seven and then you'll be fine are you at more root canals on that tooth than transformer movies i think we're tied definitely okay i think once you go past fast and furious movies that's when you pull the tooth yeah like right now i i'm still in the king arthur's court uh level of transformers i think but if if i get to jason statham uh getting into a fistfight while holding a baby on an airplane then i'll know it's time to pull the tooth it's the best part of that movie by a lot i know that's

true it's definitely the best easily the best best sequence are movie by a lot i know that's true it's definitely easily the best best sequence are we counting hobbs and shaw in the yes it's okay so you got you got a few to go still before you cross that line imagine if we were to count movies in which jason statham drives cars and that's his thing oh god get the transporter is this pleasantries or is this the episode oh i think we've been in the episode for a while we No, we did an intro. Did we not? No, no. I can do one right now. Hello and welcome to the March 16th edition of the F*** Face Podcast. I say that because when I came in for Pleasantries, Eric said this episode will air March 16th.

But nobody said what number it is. So I don't know. I know we're in season four. What number? 94? It's 94. Episode 94. Episode 94 of season four year two still are we still in year two uh yeah

yeah yeah so we're still in year two season four episode 94 of the podcast uh for reference it was recorded on february 17th 2022 for airing on march 16th 2022 i have no idea why i included all that especially considering how much it hurts to talk eric asks what did andrew think the intro was i just couldn't remember if it happened or not like we we switched so many topics we moved it to the tooth i saw the message eric mentioned message like at the beginning do the intro and then i just couldn't remember if that actually happened i just had no memory i had no no recollection of it but we did it now definitively and while we're talking about bad movies i feel like i should bring up a certain movie that i finally mvp no that's a great matrix matrix thank you jeff yeah i watched the i watched the most

recent matrix movie which has been a point of contention. What's it called? Resurrection? I think so. I think it's the Matrix Resurrections. Resurrection? Something like that. But I hadn't seen it, and I largely had been avoiding seeing it, because after Gavin watched it, he asked if I had seen it.

I said no, and he said, well, if you like that movie, we would cease to be friends, and I would stop doing this show. That is how much I hate it. I don't think I've ever heard Gavin. I'm going to get more extreme every time you say it. No, it was, it was, that's been the bar. You've hated, I've never heard you hate anything like you've hated that movie. Oh, I'm not denying that I hate that movie.

I was just surprised at how many people I spoke to about it liked it. So I was like, oh, which one, which one will Andrew be? Well, I, cause I texted you before you saw it asking if you had, and you said no, and I said, oh, that's interesting. It's very divisive. People seem to either absolutely love it or hate it. There doesn't really seem to be much a middle

for most people. And then, like, two days later, you saw it, and you were, like, violently hated it. Like, the most aggressively hated anything. Oh, yeah, dog shit. So what were your thoughts? I think it might be. And there's a big caveat with this.

I think it's my favorite Matrix movie. Of all of them. I can't tell you how happy I am to hear you say that. Gavin just dropped from our call. Oh, he left. He's back. All right. I couldn't figure out how happy I am to hear you say that. Gavin just dropped from our call. Oh, he left. He's back. All right. I couldn't figure out how long to leave for.

Let me. Was that enough? Yeah, that was good. That was, I think, really well done. Let me just clarify a few things. I didn't love the first movie. I feel like I kind of missed out on that being like super cool. I just, I saw it late and it was fine.

I saw the two and three in theaters. Didn't like them at all. I just thought they were late and it was fine. I saw the two and three in theaters. Didn't like them at all. I just thought they were boring as a kid. So I don't have a fandom for any of these movies. And you're completely correct in saying that like this most recent Matrix movie is super stupid. It's really dumb. It's ridiculous. But I just didn't care.

I just don't like the feel of it. It feels super low budget. It's like the most expensive one ever. But it just feels it looks so cheap looking. I don't with it. I just don't like the feel of it. It feels super low budget. It's like the most expensive one ever, but it just feels, it looks so cheap looking. I don't know why. There is definitely a visual aesthetic. And also I feel like that movie is designed

to be a thing you hate more than anything I've ever seen, like with a lot of the choices in it as far as how meta it is. And it's just, yeah, I loved it. Loved it maybe is a strong word. I really enjoyed it. I was like, wow, that wasn't bad at all. I feel bad that i i like this i wish we could be aligned i enjoyed it to the point

where i was still thinking about it a few days later i was like you know what that was really that was fine yeah i was thinking about it too i gotta say it looks good yeah it's like really dumb and there's a lot of cringy things in it, but the things that are cringey, I feel like, are by design. Like, it's purposeful. Like, fan service type shit? Uh, some of the fan service stuff, as well as some of the dialogue choices. Like, there's this really obnoxious, like, gamer guy that's, like, milf alert, and it's, like, super fucking cringey, but it feels like that's what that character is. Like, I don't like that character.

He's just true to the man. feels like that's what that character is like i don't like that character man yeah like that that unfortunately is a person that exists and they're in the movie and it's not enjoyable but it's not like that they're accurately portraying that person do you hate lines such as i still know kung fu that wasn't as upsetting to me as the way like it's the way that you said it was like he fucking juggled and like winked at the camera six times and it sort of is a passing moment i was kind of disappointed by how not like it's on the nose but i was expecting a whole other other level or the the merovingian talking about facebook and mark zuckerberg and stuff i mean that stuff just was like whatever they

entered a weird that's in the world beginning the meta stuff of it is just strange where they go into that it's like a video game and just the approach of like the start of that story is so self-referential Gavin do you maybe hate the movie a little bit because you're old I don't a lot of people don't know this haven't known you forever but your

first aim name that we used to communicate with was milf alert do you feel I wish so so much that was that's great that's a great name i would love to just see a chat log between like a press conference where it's a chat log between both alert and delicious boner what a great great combination have i ever told you the story about me and bernie's first wife and delicious boner what a great great combination have i ever told you the story about me and bernie's first wife and delicious boner no no it's a great combination of work i was at work uh what andrew's referring to is my old aim name we used to all communicate

through aim able instant messenger a ton back in the day that was like our preferred method of communique and uh my my uh my aim name was Delicious Boner. It wasn't your first name. It wasn't my first. I had to get rid of one because it leaked out and then too many community members were messaging me. And then I had one that was set sale for ass, which I thought was pretty funny.

And then eventually I landed on Delicious Boner. I think my balls your ass was one. My balls your ass was one. I had to change name names a lot. They kept getting out. So anyway, Delicious Boner was my favorite. And Bernie was in Virginia visiting his dad. And he called me and he said,

Hey, I'm trying to teach my dad how to use Instant Messenger. Can I give you a call real fast? And I'm like, yeah, of course. And then I get a message from Bernie Burns. And I go, hello. And then I hear his wife. I hear it pop up. And I hear his wife yeah, of course. And then I get a message from Bernie Burns and I go, hello. And then I hear his wife, I hear it pop up and I hear his wife at the time go,

oh no. And I realized it was Bernie and his dad and their whole family around a computer looking at, looking at a message from Delicious Boner. I think that was the longest lasting AIM name you had you had yeah i had it for a very long time yeah i forgot about some of those you mentioned like my balls your ass that one wasn't as i was uh i was von evil satan for a while yeah we had to change aim names a lot

back in the day it was a whole thing uh evil satan i don't even remember why it was a inside baseball rooster teeth joke i don't and i don't remember where it came from or why i uh i've been watching this mtv reality show from 2005 and it's been great mainly for the t-shirt choices of that time period as well as the prizes that these people are winning and one of the prizes they won was the first smart shoe called verb for shoe it was like this is the first shoe that has the first smart shoe called Verb for Shoe. It was like, this is the first shoe that has the computer chip in it. It will inflate and deflate based off of your pressure.

We will send you emails if it needs repair. Like, it was this insane thing, and I was like, I've never fucking heard of Verb for Shoe. Like, what happened? Almost all the prizes that were like wacky gadgets never actually existed, including Verb for Shoe, but in my research of it it was invented by a guy named ronald demon which made me really laugh just reading like mr demon went like it's just such a great casual like fake sounding like if a demon was going to inhabit the earth like

that'd be the shitty name they'd come up with like ah ronald demon so it just failed or it like never was it like they they did like series of pre-orders for it from like 2004 then 2008 and then i just haven't found a single trace of it actually being manufactured or existing in any way but just maybe it's time that uniform pick up the reins yeah maybe it was like a shoot with balloons fucking beach in the caribbean somewhere spending all that investment uh hey i don't i don't want to talk today much, but I realized after saying that I have three time-sensitive things that we have to go over

because it's already March 16th, for Christ's sake. So at some point today, just before we end, I need to crowbar these things in. So anyway, continue. No, crowbar. Crowbar away.

I feel like it's out. Why don't you just start unpacking? There is... I don't think it's happened yet, but it may have. But if it did, then you saw you saw it but if it hasn't you should check it out uh we're testing out i want to do i've long wanted to do uh i've always wanted the lamest jobs in television like i always wanted to be todd bridges but not in different strokes i wanted to be todd bridges on like world's worst disasters and like America's worst criminals

where you just get to sit there and make one lame fucking joke that somebody else writes for you. And then you're like, can I have my $2,000, you know? But I've also really wanted to be, and I think we've talked about this before in the past, maybe not on camera, but I always really wanted to be one of those knife guys who's on at like three in the morning on local television doing like it's like the it's like the redneck version of QVC where it's just like two old dudes with belt buckles

and like a white lazy Susan and they just throw like a Rambo knife on it and then they talk about it for three minutes and it spins around and they sell it like you know and then they put on another knife and like it's a buck hunting knife and then oh yeah there they are right there I want to be the dude on the left that's fucking great we'll put that in the episode

doing a terrible job so far thank you and so I have a bunch of like remnant merchandise for like the Jeff line if you're not a if you're just a regulation listener and you don't participate in the rest oh hello Henry you don't participate in the rest of Rooster Teeth I have like a clothing

line that's been around for a couple years and so I have a bunch of crap that didn't sell and I thought like let me sell it like QVC style like live sale it would be like a clothing line that's been around for a couple years and so I have a bunch of crap that didn't sell and I thought like let me sell it like QVC style like live sale it would be like a fun like infomercial kind of thing and so they we set that up and it may have already happened but it hasn't already happened I'm very excited to announce to you two because I think this is very funny they told me I had to

come up with a name and then they gave me a list of potential names like Jeff's garage sale and Jeff's you know spring cleaning and I came up with everything must go go now gave me a list of potential names like Jeff's Garage Sale and Jeff's, you know, Spring Cleaning. And I came up with Everything Must Go, Go Now. That's good. That's great. Is that the best name I've ever come up with in my entire life?

Yeah. Everything Must Go, Go Now. Holy shit. I wish I could sell the name. That is such a, I'm so fucking proud of myself. Well, now we know the name of all future F*** Face sales. Yeah, all sales now are going to be Everything Must Go Go Now. I'm just so tickled with me because of that name.

We can put that at the top of the F*** Face flops section of the website. I love it. I love it. Dude, speaking of not flops, that freaking port-a-potty mug. Oh, yeah, we're finally doing pretty well. That thing went. Yo, you know what? Very quietly, I should mention, I noticed

in the checking on the sales on the Port-A-Potty mug, which you guys supported in a big way, and we cannot thank you enough. And I hope that if you decide to piss or shit in it, or drink in it, or store baseball cards in it, like I've been doing, I hope that you enjoy it to the fullest of its

capacity, because it's a fantastic piece of merchandise that we will never make again. So thank you. If you got one, thank you so much for supporting us. In the process of that, though, they bought all the skateboards. Oh. Yeah.

So now we've got no flops. Yeah, we got no flops. Oh, shit. I know. Flopless. And, which segues into the number two thing, this is now, this joke's now over a month old. But we in our time, the time that we're recording this last week, we recorded a face break shit.

And, you know, Gavin, you couldn't be there because of prior obligations. So it was me and Eric and Andrew and Emily, as always. And we debuted some of the some of the sounds on the soundboard. That was pretty exciting. Gavin's Oh, no no was on there uh but right before there the reason we recorded it in the old location and not the new location is because i had to make a video for achievement hunter with jack for the super bowl and so they were like well let's just move our production over here to make it easier on achievement hunter and jack which we did and then jack was supposed to jump on,

finally jump on the break show right after that because they two butted up against each other. And I turned around and that motherfucker was in his car driving away. I couldn't believe it. He was even in the description for the break show. I looked, the social, the fucking marketing team even advertised it as Jack being in there.

And the son of a bitch took off. He Matt Damon'd me. Or like a reverse Matt Damon. And so I got so annoyed. I took that photo of him that I have taped to the side of the bin that I bring the baseball cards in. The one that he made. He made it of himself. It's like Jack with a big ass like Louis C.K. bald head.

Because he was... he made it for a contest or something years ago so i put it on a fucking shirt and we sold it and i said we would sell it until he finds out about it and then so all i did was post on instagram an instagram story on the face account just don't tell jack but if you have any interest in this you can get it if not i don't give a fuck don't buy it it's i'm not trying to get you to buy it i'm just telling it's available right and uh it managed to be up from friday to monday before he noticed and we sold hundreds of them how how did he notice how did he did he find out himself do you know how it was discovered i don't know i just got a i just got a text from him it's like

it just said like somebody told me and i was like like, all right. So I took it down. But it was in, I was even thinking, I should create, like, well, I can't say it on the podcast because he'll hear it. Let me just say I'm not done. And I hope Jack pisses me off again because I have other ideas. And I'm talking to you regulation listeners

and I'm talking to you comment leavers. I don't know how to get this information to you because he listens to this fucking podcast because he's a he's a big ass fan so uh I'll find some other way to communicate with you because the next time he steps over the line I've got I've got plans to put in place it's gonna be wonderful I just love the idea of stuff being on sale depending on how much you happen to like jack that way yeah that's so what do you leave is it just this thing now that he just will never be on it uh i don't know dude he's i mean i think he was dodging

obligation and work you know he was like wow that's the that's what i'm paid to do from nine to five so uh fuck them uh anyway that was the second thing and then the third thing uh is andrew you sent me a troubling tweet the other day, and I'd like to know why. Oh, you want to talk about... Yeah, you tweeted to me, and you said, only, I consider this a declaration of war. Well, I'll post it in. So I got, Jeff mailed me a thing out of the kindness of his heart, apparently. I thought this was, I didn't know how to interpret it at first.

I didn't know what was coming. It was in giant bag it was very santa like it doesn't look that big in the photo oh it's huge it's fucking massive it's like a sack it is genuinely like a santa sack size bag and i was like oh jeff is so jeff is so sweet he sent a thing he sent a card i don't have a photo of that but it was like something it was it was a nice little message it was during when i was at the peak of like issues with uh my my ankle uh and then so i opened the sack which took a long time i didn't i didn't tell you this it took me genuinely like three minutes to undo the ribbons on this fucking sack because it was like quadruple knotted on both sides and i'd like loosen one side and then the other side would get tighter it was a nightmare so i finally it is so i finally i open

the sack and then i have this i have this small box in this giant fucking bag and i'm like what is this now it's a box this is like it's still kind of like exciting what could it possibly be so then i finally opened the box and you just sent me a giant fucking thing, a bubble wrap to, I guess, protect my foot. Yes. Wrap my foot in. Here's the thing. Let me explain.

Let me explain. Not to wrap your foot, although you, you reserve the right to do that. Uh, here's the thing. Uh, you and Gavin at the, at the same time, we're both having problems in your lives and I've, I've addressed both of them. Gavin, you don't know this yet. No, I've got the package. Oh, you got the mail?

Okay. I stepped over it on the way in today. So, Gavin, you had a particular issue. God damn it, Henry. You had a particular issue. And Andrew, you had a particular issue. And I thought, like, let me put my uniform hat on and let me invent some ways

to help you and I'll be honest I'm just a little down on ideas right now I'm not feeling super creative and I thought I bet I bet solutions exist let me be creative with those so Andrew I worry about you falling a lot you and my great grandma I worry well she's dead but my grandma you and my grandma I worry about falling constantly and so you, I bought you 125 feet of bubble wrap that you can bubble wrap every hard or sharp edge in your apartment. And then if there's enough left over, wrap it around your ankle

or lay it on the floor so when you fall, you fall into a cushion because it's kind of a given that you will fall again. I'm just waiting for the time that you fall and impale your neck on a sharp corner or something. Jesus Christ.

I know. Or you have to bike me to the hospital? Isn't that what happened to your friend? Yeah, right. I biked him home and then his parents took him to the hospital. I want desperately to keep you safe and so I want to Andrew-proof your apartment.

I also sent you, it got returned, so I apologize for this. I can resend it if you'd like. I bought you like eight spools of, I don't know what you call it, of packing tape. I've got a shitload of packing tape, but I guess for some reason Amazon couldn't deliver your packing tape. You were stuttering there like you couldn't get through that sentence,

but Henry was also squeezing at the same time, so it sounded like a skipped record. I was searching for a word, Henry was distracting me, and the pain was intense in my mouth. They didn't have the pain kit. They had my antibiotics ready at the pharmacy, but not the pain meds, so I haven't gotten them yet. Well, you can keep

the tape. It's okay. It's very kind of you, though. Yeah, that way just wrap everything in three layers of bubble tape or bubble wrap and you're gonna be fine awesome shall i post a picture of what you sent me i'd love to see what he's saying yeah i don't even what is that yeah what is that that's not all i sent you either no he said he also sent me a cucumber which was lovely um mostly mostly new and only partially used cucumber with like the third of it missing.

Or like maybe a quarter cut off. And this, from what I can tell, is a device that you put over the top of a doorknob. And it grips it to make it like a door handle. Yes. Yes. I got you. And it's portable. It's like, throw it in your pocket.

And then whenever you are out about around town or a different country and you encounter something as offensive to you as a doorknob you can pull that puppy out slap it on and uh and all your fears and hatred and anger will melt away in the hands of a strong plastic or rubber i guess rubber strong rubberized door handle yeah it's amazing i don't have any doorknobs to test it on um as we've established and obviously they're illegal in vancouver so yeah probably won't be using them there but i'm gonna keep one in my pocket yeah you travel a lot yeah that's such a great i didn't know that was the thing that was very kind and you know what no kindness shouldn't should go without return jeff so i hope you know that i we can't or

at least i can't i won't speak for gavin i can't wait to return the favor to you and make sure that you also just understand how much i appreciated the bubble wrap and but do something right but one one could argue that you already uh showed me that level of affection with a port-a-potty a year ago and this is me making up for that. There's no need. This is a different year. It's a year thing. It changed years so I think this is a different gift. I have to return

the favor to you. I appreciate your kindness and I can assure you it will be equally matched and I hope you enjoy whatever that happens. You gotta make sure it's a good gift a gold tooth ooh that could be a good one

we'll see it has to be sweet it'll be a sweet thoughtful thing that Jeff loves and uh I can't wait can't wait to return the kindness I mean really you shouldn't you don't have to no I can't wait to do it I don't give gifts to get. It's going to be great.

I don't give gifts to get them. It's done out of just the purity and kindness of my heart. The best part of getting gifts, Jeff, is being able to send someone else a gift in return. No, no, no. The giving is the joy. So I thank you for allowing me to give. The best part for you is receiving.

The receiving of the gift. No, the best part for me is returning the kindness in giving. No, you're a receiver, is returning the kindness and giving. No, you're a receiver, Andrew. You're like a natural born receiver. You're one who receives. You're one who collects. Yes, it takes into your arms,

whereas I'm one who pushes and shoves at you. I wish I could remember who said this and give them the credit. Somebody reached out to me, and they brought up that I am a stormer because I stormed out of my room when you bought all the shit at my birthday that I had to just keep going. Oh, yeah. So there is a documented storm of me on this show. So I guess I am a stormer. I have stormed.

There you go. But you weren't storming out. You were storming towards something. Yeah. I was storming in. I'm an aggressive storm, I guess. I go after, not away. I pursue.

I was reading the comments on the one that just came out, and the audience pointed out something based on this part of the conversation. Does Randy Savage begin? Or where does, you know what I mean? And Macho Man end? Like, is there, like, how different is he at home on right now in his living room watching CNN?

Did you know he's been dead for a decade or what? I'll say this. The producer of this show fucking knew, I guarantee you, and he could have spoke up. Yeah, I knew and we talked about it and I thought you were making a joke. I think if you were to listen to my audio, you say that, and then I probably go, what? And laugh, but it's not in this episode. Oh, we've got to find that.

Because it was you, it's saying, watching CNN right,, like at his house right now. Right now. It's like, right now? All of a sudden, I didn't know he was dead. I wasn't aware he was dead. Or if I knew he was dead, I forgot about it. But I think the point of the, of the, the point I was trying to make still stands was, all right, rest in peace, Randy Savage.

I'm so sorry to hear you. Miss Elizabeth and I both, I'm sure, are crestfallen. I think she's dead too. Are you fucking serious? I'm pretty sure she's dead. I'm pretty sorry to hear you. Miss Elizabeth and I both, I'm sure, are crestfallen. I think she's dead too. Are you fucking serious? I'm pretty sure she's been dead way longer. Yes. I think she died way longer than he did. What about the snake? Is the snake alive? Jake the Snake is still good. Jake the Snake

is alive. Damien the Snake was not actually one snake. There were a bunch of different snakes and most are dead, yes. Oh, man. Alright right. Well, anyway, rest in peace, Macho Man Randy Savage. I'm not going to ask it. There's so many other people. I want to know if they're dead now, but I guess they are. I guess if I can name a name that I remember

from the 80s associated with wrestling, they're dead. Could you just name one name for me, please, Jeff? Manny Fernandez, the Flying Burrito. Thank you. That's a thing. My favorite wrestler when I was a kid growing up. Followed closely by Dusty Rhodes and then by the Road Warriors. and then when they hooked up and it became the legion of doom that was like it would have been one of my first boners so many thanks yeah i mean like i'm pretty sure manny fernandez is still alive and i just i remember him as the raging bull um it like nwa

or whatever but one half of the road warriors is dead so who died hawk or animal uh hawk animal's still alive i think oh that's son it's that's sad wait the animal wait maybe maybe he did die not too long ago hawk was the smart one animal was the angrier one yeah he was more rage oh no yeah in 2020 animal died so they're both has been So they're both dead. Yeah, they're both dead. Fucking hell, dude. Yeah. Anyway, I still think the point still stands. I was trying to get to, was Randy Savage the macho man at home when he was kicking up his feet, drinking a beer, and watching TV,

or was it a persona he put on, right? Yeah. I just wonder where the character ends and begins. I apologize I wasn't up on my dead celebrities, but I'll just go ahead and say this. If we talk about a wrestler, chances are they're dead. Yeah, that's fair.

Especially from that era. Yeah. The high probability for sure. Yeah. I don't think your point was wrong. I think your point is completely valid. It was just the phrasing was definitely odd. For sure.

I think at the time I registered as I thought, well, he's dead, but it didn't, you know, like it didn't register enough. I understood what you're saying. I didn't feel the need to be correct. Also, he's he's immortal

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And so I was like spending time with my mom for dinner. Her mom, my grandma, very close. And we're having this like emotional dinner. We lit a candle. We're talking about things. And then the conversation kind of pivoted and she my mom loves like watching shows and whatnot she's a very like she doesn't curse she grew up super religious like a Martha Stewart type person um so we're talking she's like yeah

I've been watching uh this thing on Netflix or I don't remember what was on I think BJ Novak is in it and uh it was that did the guy that was on Lost and Hawaii Five-0. And I was like, Locke? She's like, no. So Hurley? No. It was like, Jin? Yeah, Daniel Dae Kim.

That's who it was. Yeah. Daniel Dae Kim and BJ Novak had their show. Are butt plugs real? That was the pivot. That was the pivot. That is how it went. I was stunned.

Just immediate into, are butt plugs real as a candle was still lit like it remember candle the candle was still lit in remembrance and she my mom doesn't curse she's like very like not at all like very conservative she's a very liberal in her beliefs, but a very conservative social person. Are butt plugs real? Have you heard of a butt plug? And I'm just fucking stunned that this has just happened. So then I'm like, yeah, but butt plugs are,

yeah, they're real, but plugs are real. And she's like, okay, yeah. She explained that I guess the plot of the episode of the show involved butt plugs and she had never heard of a butt plug.

And she thought that they were a fictional creation for that show. She didn't know that they were real. She had to turn to her son for clarification. She had to turn to me on the anniversary of her mom's passing right after we had this very serious talk. So then time passes a little bit, and then she says to me, should I Google it or should you just tell me?

I said, what are you talking about? She said, well, like, why do people why would you have a butt plug? Should I Google it or are you going to tell me? And I said, I can tell you, but you didn't ask like what they did or what they were. But you asked, are they real? And I know they exist. She's clearly wanted to know when she when she asked if they were real why didn't you just fill her in on no because listen it's the context of when it happened and everything like i'm stunned it's just an insane this is like i've never had a conversation like this with my mom

and we're going deep on butt plugs and so then i explained her well i i say like well i don't necessarily i haven't really looked at butt plugs in depth but i think from my understanding some people find pleasure in them and then there might be like a way to like practice or train towards anal sex i don't really know necessarily but i believe those are like the leading reasons why you may want a butt plug or wear wear a butt plug so then i'm just imagining her at your wedding one day and she's just like what about dildos so then i explain that and there's a pause and like i can see her processing and then she says what's more known a butt plug or a brony out of fucking left because she had just learned she just learned that bronies exist like two days prior uh and i really struggled to answer that question oh

definitely butt plug but i would assume oh i feel like thousands of years bronyism was a fad yeah like a decade ago flashing the thing really i was more i didn't know because i feel like... For thousands of years. Bronyism was a fad. Yeah. Like a decade ago. Flash in the pan. Really? I was more... I didn't know. Because I feel like it was so big, but maybe it's just because I knew people that were super into it.

So my perception of how popular My Little Pony and bronies were... I'll say this. Are those people still bronies? Are they still way into it? No. Absolutely not. Well, I tell you what. Once a butt plug fan, what once a butt plug fan probably

always a butt plug fan i don't think you age out of those so we go through that and then my mom was just like oh things are so sexualized nowadays or something like that and i was like well i think butt plugs have probably been around like an insanely long amount of time if i looked into it so i searched it and the first butt plug was made in like 1897. They're called anal dilators and the guy that sold them were like, this will cure everything.

You got night blindness. You need higher IQ. Shove one up. You'll be good. You got this. You're going to be fine. And he did that unchecked for like 30 years

until like the FDA looked at how he was marketing them and was like, you cannot do this. This is illegal. You have to stop selling these. Yeah, but people have been shoving shit up their ass

for centuries. Can you imagine the conversation? You're like, how did you meet somebody and you're like, so you're well off. How'd your family get your fortune? I really don't want to tell you, but it had to do with my great-grandfather. It had to do with night blindness. He was a doctor of sorts.

There's another plug. I'm just like, I'm stunned. I'm lost that we are knee-deep and ass-plug talk on this anniversary. You're euphemisms, man. You're knee-deep and ass-talk. He could have stopped.

God damn. There's another pause, and then she looks at me and she says wow at least i have something to talk about my friend at lunch tomorrow i wonder if they've heard of butt plugs and it's like she's going out for like a coffee with like her other 60 year old friend do you think she's one of the oldest people to discover the butt plug alive today. Oh, is she like breaking news to all of her friends? What now? I don't... That would be a great thing to discover.

Can I request some information? Absolutely. At a future date. Can you check back in with your mom and find out if her friends knew what butt plugs were? And if she's like the last one to the table? Just hang. let me finish okay what a

we're still going are we climax of this so she pulls out her phone after this after like I explain because I like showed her what the original butt plugs look like and then so she pulls out her phone to like clearly

search them and she whispers like she's even like embarrassed to say it out loud. She's like, is butt plug spelled with one T or two? She didn't know if it was butt plug or literal butt plug. So I had to clarify that and then I was just like, don't

fucking, don't search search i'll pull it up like it's gonna be a fucking disaster if you search for this so i pull it up and i show a photo of it and she looked at it and she's immediately like 15 those are low quality it's a three pack like what this is a bullshit like she's immediately critiquing the quality of it and deem them to be like shitty and that they're better be she was like i are there titanium ones like what are the high end for butt plugs and he's like a chromium but your mom so your mom thought those were shitty butt plugs got it she thought they were pieces of shit that were cheap and she likes fancy extravagant

things so she's like what's the high end of this or do they come in titanium so now i'm on like just a sex like a random sex store site pulling up butt plugs i find the most expensive one is like 160 was it like a chanel collaboration or something gucci it was a gucci butt plug chanel x anal it was remote operated and she just she wasn't impressed because it was a titanium she's like get up fuck out i don't care it's not titanium so then i showed her one that made it look like you had a tail and she was done that was it we were done she had no that killed it much that was a bridge too far you're not allowed to have a tail so that was we found the limits of your mom yeah yeah we've we hit the peak of it so i talked to her today and i i asked i asked jokingly because she had had she's been to like four

different lunches or whatever since we've had this talk uh so i asked her i asked like just as i said as a joke so did you talk to your friends if they knew what butt plugs were? And she said, like, completely seriously, yes, I'm doing a survey. And then she went through her list. She is asked every time she is, like, interacting with a friend that she hasn't interact with about the subject. She is bringing up the subject of butt plugs versus bronies. Specifically, she is serving how many of her friends in the 60 year old demographic know either or of these things so she's asked two people so far both of them knew what butt plugs were didn't know what bronies were i don't think you're adopted so the i love that your mom thinks you're an

anal expert i just i think she was shocked that i knew I think she was expecting me to say no. She really thought they were a fictional thing created for... She was like, allow me to spill the tea on buttons. So is this like an annual thing? Like every year when the candle gets lit, do you think it will be a different topic of conversation? I don't. I'm terrified of what it could possibly be next year. But it was just the absurdity of the conversation

that it kept going further. And the questions and the subject, it was wild. Yeah, I was stunned. I'm still stunned. I'm still processing it. But I'll keep you guys updated as this survey gets filled up further.

So far, zero bronies. What's the demographic? Just middle-aged Canadian women? 60-year-old Canadian women, zero bronies. What's the demographic? Oh, 60. 60-year-old Canadian women. Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. Dude.

Well, I'll say this. Gavin, I know what we're getting to Andrew for Christmas and for his birthday and for Christmas and his birthday until he dies. What temperature does titanium melt at? I don't know. i have no idea why are you even asking i'll try and whip something up titanium melting temps you know do you want it in fahren or Celsius? Celsius, please. 1668. Oh, that's doable. A little foundry, a little bit of propane.

For normal humans, that's 3034 Fahrenheit. Normal? What? What? I don't understand what that was. What? What just happened? Temperature talk?

We argue about temperatures? Somehow you guys are more baffled going back and forth with that than me hearing my fucking mom talk about butt plugs out of nowhere. No, I just... Americans always think that it's like, oh, you've got to convert it for Europeans or something. It's like, the entire world used to Celsius. I was just insulting Gavin because he's not American.

Yeah, understood. Yeah. Even though he's desperate to be. Yeah? Do you... Where do you live? Yeah, good point. Not only do you live? Yeah, good point. Not only do you live in America, dickhead,

you live in the most American state in America. You live in fucking Texas. Dude, America's great. I came home to a cucumber today. Is that edible? How edible is that? Is that junk cucumber or am I going to have it as a sandwich?

I gave it to Millie yesterday in her lunch. Okay. You gave her a whole cucumber? No, I gave her the third that I cut off, idiot. The part that's peeled off and chopped off? I thought you were saying that you gave the whole thing to her and this is what she left. No, no. It was like I said, dole out a little bit every day.

Gave her tomatoes today because I gave you the cucumber. Do you have anything you want to specifically bring up, Gavin? Or should I go into jingle, jingle, jingle finally? You can go into jingle, jingle, jingle. When I was trying to find that Randy Savage clip, I also found this. This isn't related to F*** Face,

but this is what we were talking about last time when Andrew was confused about the full English breakfast. Oh, yeah. To be fair, I feel like the way you described it was very confusing. You said, what's the black thing? I said, it's black pudding. It's like fried blood. Yeah.

Just fried. I didn't have any concept of what fried blood was. Blood sausage. Do you like it? Do I like it? No. No, I hate it. Is it popular?

Do most people like it? I mean, if you order full English, it's a part of it, usually. I've ordered a lot of full English and I've never gotten it. Really? Yeah. I mean, it's probably the first thing to go. It's the first sort of polarizing item. Yeah, they probably don't even bother in the tourist areas.

It's probably hard to get here. Well, I mean, blood sausage, you get that in the stores, don't you? That's pretty much what it is. That's what the confusion was. I didn't know the prep of making in my head. I didn't know what the process was. Like, in the same way Canada's bagged milk, you're like, yeah, get a bag of blood. Go grab some blood.

Get some cow blood. Well, you were saying I was misrepresenting it. I was like, yeah, it's like fried blood. And you were like, you've misled me. It's fried blood and fat. Well, I wasn't aware of what a blood sausage is. I asked what a, I don't know what a blood I asked what a I don't know what a blood sausage is so I asked is it

part of the blood sausage is that what a blood sausage is is it the blood from the blood sausage and we just moved on moved on just completely stepped over that Eric wants us to talk about jingle jingle jingle should we talk about yeah hold on a second would you eat blood black

pudding or the fuck it's called, Andrew? Oh, absolutely. I mean, it took a step further where I would be willing to try different types of blood. He thinks every animal's blood would taste the same.

I was curious if it would. There's no way. If every meat tastes different, then surely the blood would be a different flavor. I don't think it would be that wide of a range of flavors. Because black pudding

could be usually pork or beef i think i bet it's i don't think if you were if you let's say this is a ridiculous conversation if you got super into drinking cow's blood just as a side it was your beverage of choice for a while if we laid out a bunch of different bloods on a table i don't think you'd be able to distinguish which one is cow should we do a blind bloodshot test i think you guys should i think it's gross as fuck i also think andrew you've got the perfect thing to bring up with your mom next year when you have your memorial uh okay so jingle jingle jingle jingle was uh it's a uniform it's sort of a uniform it's a uniform creation jeff in some ways okay it was a discussion of uh the wrist pocket which will i think either have gone on sale or will be coming on sale soon

hopefully it's already on sale but yeah we'll see yeah i haven't actually done the the shitty part yet but it's due tomorrow so i think i'll be doing it most of tonight. And so we're talking about, I don't remember how, it was like scenarios in which you would use a beef bracelet. Is that the conversation of it? We're talking about clothing items in the way that, in a scenario in which you're in an orgy, the beef bracelet would be the field choice,

I think, of anything else. Like you would need to to it would be wearable you can maintain energy you can get a snack you don't need to leave the pile it would be the number one it would be the number one thing you just stick around you don't have to leave at that point with the beef bracelet as long as you're not into

fisting that's a quick way to lose a beef bracelet that's true you gotta be on your non-dominant hand yeah what episode of Mr. Bean where he loses his watch in the turkey There's a beef bracelet. That's true. You got to be on your non-dominant hand. Yeah. What episode of Mr. Bean where he loses his watch in the turkey? And so we're talking about like how every other item is inferior to the beef bracelet in the orgy scenario. And that imagine some guy in the orgy with a fucking fanny pack on with a bunch of keys in it

just jingling all over the place it's jingle jingle jingle it's jingling all over so that is that was the origin we do the fanny pack the worst thing to wear in an orgy yeah yes it was it was by far because it just i'm imagining like a janitor in a movie with like that many keys but that guy in an orgy with a fanny pack just the jingle exactly just like that and grunting yeah so when we were talking about unifarm and the value of the brief beef bracelet i think we really missed the orgy market in that demographic i think we really could have angled better to them i think that would be i'm trying to think there are other products right where like they made it and then it got adopted in a way that they didn't at all intent yeah that's always of course absolutely happens all the time i think that's maybe where the beef bracelet would go i

think it would maybe i mean a huge hit like wrigley's gum started out as a soap company and now they make gum yeah they would include like it was like during the great depression or around that time and so they had to, like, they were coming up with, like, incentives. Like, we would give away a free air freshener with a shirt, maybe, in the K-Store. But they would give away, like, a free piece of gum when you would buy soap to convince people to buy it. And then the soap, the gum became so popular, they just said, fuck the soap, and went all in on gum. Wow. Just to clarify, Nick said, did you say leave the pile i absolutely did yeah of course

i assume it's just a pile i've never been in an orgy i haven't i haven't even seen eyes wide shut which i feel like would probably be didn't you get invited to an orgy once though did i did yeah the homeless orgy yeah we covered that yeah we have covered that i've received an invite to a homeless orgy but i've never i didn't attend that would probably an invite to a homeless orgy, but I've never, I didn't attend. That would probably be the jingliest orgy because homeless people typically have more loose change. And also just like nuts

and bolts and shit probably. Just random stuff. What? Just whatever you find off the ground. The jingliest orgy. Yeah, I mean, you figure like homeless people

are probably, they have to be resourceful. So if you see something that could be useful down the road, you want to pick it up. Well, nuts and bolts, though? I don't know, I was just thinking of shit to clanks, man. You could build a shanty with nuts and bolts if you have enough spare ones around.

Yeah, that's what the newest Banjo-Kazooie was about. It is! Nuts and bolts, Banjo-Kazooie, nuts and bolts. I'm going to be playing Donkey Kong this weekend. That's a thing. newest Banjo-Kazooie was about. It is! Nuts and Bolts, Banjo-Kazooie, Nuts and Bolts! Oh! I'm gonna be playing Donkey Kong this weekend. That's a thing. That's already long over by the time this comes out. I'm gonna be long gone for whoever hears this, but yeah, just in the context of when we're doing this.

Are you excited? No. Not at all. You're starting with 44. What's your game plan? I have 44 hours, right? Yeah. Is that it? Okay, great. Yeah, this, okay. Well, you have, you reserve the right

to add another four hours. Yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm fine. I'm not gonna need it. I'm good. I'm excited. Do you have all your snacks and everything ready?

No, I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I gotta prepare tomorrow. I gotta take it seriously. Gotta get my blood sausage and my fried blood. And, uh, what else? What happened last time?

You knocked it off the table or something? What do you mean, what happened last time? Oh, why did it not say? I realized that the save function didn't work for how I was playing it. So I had to turn my computer off until... Then I did, and I lost all my progress. What do you mean for how you were playing it? I was playing it on a computer. Oh.

I wasn't playing it through an N64. What are you mean how you were playing it? I was playing it on on a computer Oh, I wasn't like playing it through an N64 because using an em. What are you doing this time? I'm gonna use an em I'm gonna use the exact same emulator And I'm just not going to I'm not gonna turn my computer off until I beat it. Well man. What if the power is out? You're if the if the power goes out that would be a problem that would be unfortunate Yeah, I would lose he's gonna. He's gonna wiggle out of this. Yeah, how am I gonna wait a lot i would lose he's gonna he's gonna wiggle out of this yeah how am i gonna wiggle out no if i he's gonna wiggle out of this listen to this listen to how he's already setting this up no i can't be the only one who sees this coming no there's no i don't it doesn't i whatever happens if i don't beat it if i don't get the end credits within the time limit i lose

doesn't matter so if your, so your power goes out, your computer turns off, doesn't even have to be your power going out, something, some Windows update, whatever it is. Yeah. Your computer restarts, you lose all your progress. You're fine with that. No, I will accept the loss. A hundred percent. I won't complain.

Why don't you just get an N64? You got time. Well, I don't know how, seems like a lot of fucking, what do you mean I have time? I think I already have one. I don't have... The game would be the issue. I can send you the game. Well, yeah.

Tomorrow? What am I going to get? Isn't there a used game store in Vancouver you could go to? There's like two in my town, and I don't know if they would have that version. You need the expansion pack, too. Also, then how would I stream off of my N64? Hmm. HDMI adapter?

Hmm. So now send me a fucking list of things I now need to get. Well, we could have got you all this stuff if you mentioned it three weeks ago when you decided to do this. We could have had it all planned out for you. That's fair. I'm not going to argue that point. That's fair. I think it'll be fine. Oh, can

you please argue the point? I have to know. Oh, I i i mean i guess i don't know well is it assumed who streams off of an n64 i don't feel like that's all that common i think most people streaming n64 your argument your argument for not telling us okay shut up eric eric be quiet you told me to fucking argue a point I didn't want to argue, and then I argued the point because you asked me to, and then you tell me it's not a good argument. I said I wasn't going to argue it.

I never came from a position of this is a great argument. It's a ridiculous thing you just did. It's madness. He's going quiet. It's not a good argument. How are you doing, Jeff? You okay?

You not laughing? I'm trying not to laugh. You got me so bad with your mom, though. Dude, you have no idea how much pain you caused me. It was brutal. I just love the idea of the tail and the butt plug coming up and her just snuffing the candle out

and walking away. There is no God who blows the candle out. That's a bridge too far. I thought I was losing my mind yesterday. I got some new headphones, like AirPods sort of things, and they're paired to my phone.

And I also paired them to my iMac where I edit stuff. And I was listening to the... I was proofing the next episode of F*** Face that Nick or Dennis sent. And if I pause something with the headphones and then resume it within a short amount of time, it just continues what I was doing. But I guess if i've used my phone too much in between or enough time has passed for some reason it just decides i've given up on this connection to the phone i'm now on the mac and what it was doing and this is where i thought i

was losing my mind on my mac if you open like the music app i guess it's what itunes became i i've i never used the app but what i had on there was a ringtone i just made uh and which is like a little clip from my pinball machine i just turned it into my ringtone but to do that i had to like put it through that music app and all that stuff and then the next file down was some lines i had dan record for some slow-mo video where i was having him pretend to be a robot and I guess when I tried to resume My my phone playback of face it decided hey I'm controlling the iMac now and it started playing my ringtone, so I was like oh I'll get a call so I double tap the side of the

AirPods to answer the call, but when no one's actually calling you, it just skips track. So it skipped to the next track, which was Dan going, hey, B. And I was like, hey, B. And because he was doing multiple takes, he just kept saying it in different intonations. So he was like, hey, B. And I was like, hey,ations. So he was like, hey B. And I was like, hey B. And he was like, hey B. And I was like, hey B.

And I'm just there in my freaking kitchen talking to audiophiles that are playing on my Mac in a different room. It took me about 45 seconds to realize I wasn't actually on the phone with dan it was like such a weird series of events and i was like oh my god i'm like 60 years old this technology's running circles around me i just was so confused i hate you so much. And it's not like I had the app open. I tested it out.

It just opens the music app on my Mac. And there's only like a bunch of things. I just couldn't believe that that's what was actually happening. That's incredible. Perfect. Oh. I wish I could post my security footage of me just staring at my kitchen cabinets. Can you post the audio maybe of his different takes?

That'd be great. I'd love to hear one side. After all that was done, it was like 20 minutes of trying to figure out where the audio was actually coming from. Because I didn't know that they were stored in the music app. I was so confused. I gotta give up on technology. That is the most amazing... Yeah, fuck technology.

I agree with you. Don't it, dude? Oh, fucking... I am having a problem with my car play. It's so... But that's maybe the funniest story I've heard in a year. That's fantastic. I'm just trying not to laugh anymore, man.

My fucking mouth is on fire. So yeah, the weird sort of me just trying to live on my own at home sort of work. Not live alone. I love that. Me trying to mind my own business, just trying to be a person who owns a house. How do you make that happen? It jumps to your ringtone and then to your friend saying hello to you in a way that

yeah because who would have who would have as the last two files that just got added to itunes their own ringtone followed by their friend saying hello like no one has those two files oh god that's maybe i'll make a little a little video sequence to like replicate it because i could replicate it dramatically like a black and white dramatically like it's like it's on forensic files i love it that was good so i'm going to miss you guys. Yeah, that was a pretty good episode.

Well, hey, I have a question. Is that it? Are we done recording for a while? Or are you out of town now? I think so. I'm gone for three weeks, then I'm back. But we've got enough episodes to hold us over. That's all.

I did not. I didn't. I'll be honest. I didn't anticipate. God damn it. I'm going to give Henry his pill. It's Dan. Hey, B. Hey, B. anticipate god damn it it's Dan uh hey B hey B

I didn't even think we were recording this week so this is a really pleasant painful surprise I should be in England right now yeah well thank god it got moved and also condolences but uh yeah this was a as this was a,

as, as Gavin would say, an absolute corker. Whatever the fuck that means. I've never, I've never heard David say that. That's what Andrew's mom

was talking about the other night. No, no, no. Hey, if you're a regulation listener or even a comment leaver, or maybe you're just on the fence and considering being one or the other,

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Minor League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. The guys waited way too long to record, so I'm just going to make some stuff up. Jeff's new bike is full of ants. Gavin smuggled something back from Europe. Andrew stars on the return of Krampus. The boys get in-depth with global economics. The director of the tuxedo is pissed. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil.

All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.