Regulation Podcast - Geoff's Latest Oral Surgery // The First Do Box Story [127]

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's inflatable face and dead people's gums, mouth torture, Geoff's sort of better broken body, Andrew's Icy Hot experience, a Do Box story, and Andrew's gift. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]. Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/face , Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 and use code face65, and DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW, use promo code REGULATION, throw down FIVE DOLLARS on UFC 281, and get TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if your fighter wins. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH/KS), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pre-fight moneyline bet. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Stepped Up: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Ends at the start of the main card fight of UFC 281. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/mmaterms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. What oh, I just added a second track fuck wait a second stop Eric said action, and I went and you double actioned. Why is it giving me two tracks all of a sudden? This sucks no this sucks There we go Andrew. Okay. I'm back. I'm Hello, I see back. I'm back. I'm good. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This is the intro. It's brutal. This is episode 127.

My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me as always, the other ones, Andrew and Gavin. Hello. uh the other ones andrew and gavin uh first off uh let me just start off this podcast this week by uh taking full responsibility for uh missing the pizza lunch and uh any i don't even remember if we're supposed to record a monkey movie or not i i i tried to sneak in i didn't tell you guys about it in advance i realized I didn't really think about it I had a very what I thought was going to be a very minor

little oral surgery and I was not prepared for for the equivalent of 20 root canals in my mouth at once that it turned out to be I could not believe when you text a picture.

I can't believe you didn't walk away. I thought that was what was going to happen. Well, well, the podcast isn't over yet today. Wait, there's a photo? Yeah, I'll put it up in the Discord right now. This is a photo I sent Gavin right after the surgery.

It's just me in bed. Oh my God. Yeah. It's just me in bed. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's not good. It got way worse. It started to swell. What it is, a photo of me in bed, and the entire right side of my face looks like a balloon,

but more near the mouth. It looks like I've got a bunch of golf balls in one side of my mouth. It looks like your face is a bounce house that is starting to inflate. Like just the left side when it starts going up. I'm like a Halloween inflatable in somebody's front yard that's 35% of the way inflated. It got, it ended up getting way worse, way more painful later on. But that laid me up for a lot longer than I anticipated. And I...

So, if you'll indulge, I'll just run through that story real fast. I'd love to hear it. So, first off, who the fuck schedules dentist shit on Saturdays? My periodontist is a Machiavellian.

I'll say that. This dude, he only does surgeries in Austin on Saturdays. I guess he does like Round Rock and Cedar Park or Kyle, the surrounding areas the rest of the week. But he only makes time in Austin on fucking Saturdays. So in June, I don't even think I mentioned this to you guys then. In June, I went on a Saturday and I went and had a consultation with him. You guys have, I don't know if I've mentioned this to you guys before, but in addition to all the mouth stuff I have, I have gum problems.

My orthodontist and my periodontist both told me that white people have shitty gums on average. And so I'm just working with bad genetics here. gums on average and so i'm just working working with bad genetics here um so with all the all the invisalign and moving stuff around and all the surgeries i'd had uh my gums had started to recede um and it was something i was pretty worried about and i'd been talking about with my dentist a lot and she kept kind of pushing it off and eventually uh eventually i went to the periodontist and he was like holy shit your gums are bad, dude. You need to get this fixed pretty fast. Otherwise, you're going to get bone density loss

and then that's bone grafting. That's all. It gets way worse, you know. Jeez. Oh my God. The problem escalates, right? So the procedure to get a gum graft, and it's going to sound rough,

but I'll explain why I didn't tell you guys about it. The procedure to get a gum graft. And it's going to sound rough, but I'll explain why I didn't tell you guys about it. The procedure to get a gum graft is one of two things. Either they remove skin from the roof of your mouth, and then they sew it around your teeth and your existing gums to kind of bolster it, kind of beef it up, give you some beefy gums, right? God.

However, my gum loss was so severe that when I saw the guy in June, he was like, listen, you're actually, he was essentially like, your mouth is so fucked up that you're going to come out of this better. There's not enough, you don't have enough gums in your head to fix this. So we're going to use a commercial solution. So basically, if you use, if we use your gums from the roof of your mouth, that's like a two-week recovery, which by the way is bullshit. It is not a two-week

recovery. And by the way, if I sound weird at all, it is still hard to talk and my mouth still hurts and it is hard to smile and it hurts to laugh. So luckily I'm doing the podcast with you guys, so that shouldn't be a problem. No laughing here. He goes,

you need too much gums. So we're not going to be able to use you every time every time you have a you consult with a doctor or a surgeon they always lay out like here's well here's what people do and then they're like yeah no no no no no that's definitely not for you yeah you have to do for you um you're reminding me of what i had my thumb surgery after i shared my doctor was like oh no oh no no uh anyway so he's like you know there's not enough gums in the way you don't have enough they're not enough gums in your body for you so we're gonna use a commercial solution that recovery is only like four days and i was like oh really he goes yeah it's basically like he didn't say where they come from but they get gums and i'm assuming

they're dead people gums yeah what this is a whole subplot in oz is what you're living yeah okay cool i don't remember that part of oz but i'm assuming that i'm getting dead people's gums which is fucking it's great what i've never heard of that in my life totally totally fine with that gums yeah emily and i were like listen maybe i'll get some really talented person's gums. Maybe I'll learn, like, suddenly I can play the trumpet. Or, like, maybe I'll get evil gums. Who knows, you know? But, like, it'll be an adventure one way or the other, right?

And so I didn't really think anything of it. And then there was a long process from June until two weeks ago where I tried to convince them to let me have this fucking surgery. I just thought I was playing phone tag between the orthodontist and the periodontist and trying to get them together, and there was a whole thing with stopping my Invisalign, which still hasn't been worked out, by the way. I'm just not on Invisalign anymore. The orthodontist is telling me one thing.

The periodontist is like, don't listen to him. Listen to me. And so they're fighting. It's a whole fucking thing. A lot of mouth drama in the periphery. So anyway, eventually I'm able to get it scheduled. And it was, I guess, not last Saturday, but the previous one. And I just thought, like he said, you're going to be in and out in an hour, hour and a half.

And it's going to suck a little bit. You'll get some shots because we've got to sew the gums in. But it's not the end of the world. And so I go in. I have Emily take me, just for the hell of it, even though I think I'm probably fine. I have Emily take me in on Saturday. And I get in the chair. And he looks at my mouth and he goes, I think we can do this. And I was like, what? And he goes, I think, I think we can, I think we can, I think we can do this. And I go, so what does that mean? He goes, I don't think

we're going to use the commercial stuff. I think, I think we're going to use you for this. And I go, so what does that mean? He goes, I don't think we're going to use the commercial stuff. I think we're going to use you for you. And I was like, oh, really? He goes, it's going to be close, but we're going to see. And I go, no, no, it's going to be close. And then you don't want someone who's about to perform surgery on you ever to state it's going to be close. Let's do this.

Strap in. Every. Oh, I should also mention, too, that when I got the initial consult and he told me I was going to have the easiest version of this, he also said, it's way too much surgery to do in one sitting, so we're going to split it up. You'll do the top of your mouth

and then three months later we'll come in and do the bottom. Easy peasy, in and out. No big deal. Okay. This guy felt, this guy felt like pushing it. He was like, he wanted to test the limits of his ability and my pain threshold.

And so he goes, I think, I think we can do this. We're going to, I'll get started on the top and we'll just see how it goes. And I go, okay.

And then they give me nitrous and I'm like the last, I didn't have nitrous for like the first three root canals. I had it for the last two and it's like, I'll be honest with you. The root canals were fine

with the nitrous. I was like, oh, it's well like, oh, nitrous, I'll be fine. You know, the shots will suck, but then my mouth will be numb, and I won't think about it. I'll just be like off in la-la land. I found the limits of what nitrous can do for pain pretty quickly. Pretty fucking quickly. So we get in there, and first off, I don't know if you guys have had a lot of shots in your mouth. Unfortunately, I have, especially the last three years or so.

I would say I maybe have had more shots in my mouth in the last three years than most people do in a lifetime. You always told me to, when they ask if it's working, you'd say no, and then you get another one. Get another shot.

It's a minor inconvenience, but it'll pay off in the long run. i don't know if you guys have had shots on the inside of your mouth it is a whole different world on the other side of your teeth on the back end you know where your tongue and your uvula and the roof of your mouth and all that stuff is that's a whole different level of pain from the outside front facing side of your mouth and all that stuff is, that's a whole different level of pain from the outside, front-facing side of your mouth. The side that gets hit with, like, sun when you open your mouth or, like, hot coffee or cold. It gets, like, resistant to stuff.

The inside of your mouth, it's partially protected by the outside of your mouth, so it is not ready for what may have been 20 shots. God! Oh, my God. Getting a shot in the roof of my mouth, Getting a shot in the roof of my mouth, getting a shot in the floor of my mouth, I just like,

then I just did nothing for that. It was so goddamn painful to the point where I was just like sitting on my hands. I couldn't move. He gets me all numb. And then... Are these shots because he's using you now like was this what yeah these are shots we use this but because you're now

using you you're doing more go through all these shots yeah it's extra shot you did you argue with him no no he listen he's a fucking he the guy's got a medical degree I do not I'm not gonna argue with the guy yeah but this is a chance to be like a grandmaster at chess with your. I do not. I'm not going to argue with the guy. Yeah, but this was your chance to be like a grandmaster at chess with your gums. Yeah, but I'm not. And I don't for a second think I am. I don't for a second look at a chess board and think I know this. Much like I don't for a second look at a

mouth and think like I have domain. No, but this is like your like Mike scenario. You're getting the other person's guns. You're losing your ability to absorb talent is what I'm saying. I can understand wanting to keep your own material. That's fair too. I feel like they need to explain that you're going to get a million shots in this trade. I'm bummed at this point

because I thought it was, I was taking the easy road and this very quickly we've taken an off ramp into what's looking, like we're getting pretty far off the interstate here and I'm starting to get a little nervous. It's not well lit on this street we're driving on and it's uh it's a little sketchy and your guide thinks that maybe this will work yeah like not only are you off the road it's like probably

he's like the top the top half of your mouth is the most fucked up so that's where we're gonna focus and i'm like okay uh and uh and so he starts putting the shots in and they're worse than i imagined and i and they're really bad. And, you know, the shot makes you numb after the shot in the area where you already were. So like the shots always one step ahead of the of the numb. Right. So you're still getting the pain every time. And so he gets me all numbed up really good.

And I'm a little loopy from the nitrous. And then then he starts. he basically flays the, like he basically Ramsey Boltons the roof of my mouth. I can just feel like this pressure. And then hear him just like scraping with a knife, just like strips of skin out. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's very uncomfortable, right?

Very uncomfortable. And remember, I'm expecting 60 to 90 minutes very uncomfortable, right? Very uncomfortable. And remember, I'm expecting 60 to 90 minutes. He said less than an hour and a half, probably an hour and a half. And he does this for two hours. Straight. And I'm telling you,

there is not enough nitrous and pain med in the world to inject into a person it was a hundred percent torture it's torture yeah it was it was literally i just couldn't move and it was pure torture and it hurt so bad and then at the end of two hours he pops up for air and he goes guess what and i go you know and he goes, we got the top of your mouth totally done. And there might. Yeah, I think there's going to be enough.

I think there's enough of you left. We can do the bottom and get you out of here in one setting. And I'm like, uh, and I'm thinking I want nothing more like I want nothing more than to get out of this chair. But I'm thinking I will never get back in this chair again if I get out. Right. So I'm like okay and he does another hour on the the lower half of my so for three hours he uh he ramsey bolted the roof of my mouth and then frankenstein sewed it

around my teeth and my gums on the top and the bottom i I got out of the chair. I was in a daze. I went out, I sat down in the thing next to Emily. She had to fill out some paperwork. And I'll be honest with you in the waiting room in front of 15 people, I just started crying. I was just like, I was shaken uncontrollably. And I just, I was, it was such a, like, it's kind of like when you, I don't know if you guys, well, none of you here have, I don't think. But if you've ever had a tattoo and it's gone, it gets into like the four, the five, the six hour range, you start to just like kind of lose a little bit of control. You start to get real shaky.

You get real lightheaded. You just like, you just kind of start to feel out of it. I felt like that. And I just fucking sat there and cried until Emily took me home and then put a bunch of hydrocodone in me and put me to bed. And then I woke up and I took that picture of my face that I sent you guys. And, uh, and then my face ballooned up, like it got way worse than that. And it was just like constant, constant pain. And in ways that I just hadn't anticipated, cause I thought this thing was going to be

60 minutes, somebody else's gums in and out it was three hours it was torture the roof of my mouth is still so sucks so fucking bad even though it's now two weeks past it'll be two weeks saturday uh it's like the the surface of the moon like there are rocks and crags and hills and valleys in the roof of my mouth and they all just burn and itch from growing back. And I can't, it's one of those things where if you touch it, it hurts, but it itches, so you have to touch it. And so I'm just constantly fighting with myself.

But anyway, so we get through all that, and then I'm just a swollen mess for days and days and days. And I thought I was gonna be cleaning the pizza oven and all this stuff. I can't get out of bed. Then as the swelling subsides, the second hell visits me,

which I wasn't anticipating. Then as the swelling subsides, the second hell visits me, which I wasn't anticipating. The swelling obscured all of the, well, it's probably 30 stitches, the pokey stitches. Once the swelling subsides, the stitches appear like a porcupine. My mouth has been a goddamn, it's like, it's just been like needles sticking out from between every tooth in my mouth for the last week oh my god i can't you're edward scissor tooth yeah i'm edward scissor tooth i can't not brush against them with my teeth there are certain ones especially in the top where he was really hammering away where it was bad it just it's so it's so 24 hour a day uncomfortable

and i'm too that's like the stitches are supposed to dissolve at two weeks. I'm pretty much two weeks in. They're going strong. They're just as annoying and painful as ever. And I, and I just, so that's where I've been. I had this,

I tried to sneak a really easy medical procedure and I didn't think it was going to be a big deal. I wasn't even going to bring it up to you guys because I get, I'm sick of talking about my mouth

and the dental stuff and I thought I was past it. I thought this was one minor little blip. Oh, and then the last thing he said to me, which is so fucking terrifying, and I still don't know what to think about it. He goes, it looks good. Right now, you're at 100%. Come back in a month, maybe 100%, maybe 80, maybe 60.

We'll see. And I'm like, I don't know what that means. But I was in no condition to ask. So I don't know if I'm supposed to, like, if there's a fear that I'll shed extra gums out and then I'll have to put them back in or they'll shrink over time or whatever. But I go back in like two weeks.

I wonder. I go back in like, yeah, I don't know. I go back in like two weeks to see how I've healed. But my mouth is just like, it's like a torture device right now. And I'm two weeks in. I can't eat anything. I actually had a hamburger yesterday.

It was the first time I'd eaten like kind of food like that. And it was hard. I've been eating soup and oatmeal and applesauce for two straight weeks. I, every time I eat a red Baron pizza, I cut the roof of my mouth. Oh, what a struggle for you.

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'m so so sad no you're right time you're right you don't think about how much stuff touch yeah fucks up the roof of your mouth it just like digs out a little bit like nicks it to the point where it's like oh i'll just like dislodge a little bit of roof skin and it's and it's so uncomfortable and irritating for like two or three days i cannot imagine all of that i can't

i hate that story so much. It sounds horrendous. I can't believe you're not addicted to opiates on painkillers. No, no, no. I mean, I didn't even finish the pain meds they gave me. I've just been, I don't like the foggy feeling. So, and you know, I have addiction issues, so I try to be on top of that. But,

but no, it's, I've been taking a lot of ibuprofen. The worst fucking thing is there's a couple on the... Well, the worst is the top, but there's a couple on the bottom where my tongue naturally rests where I can't help but touch the stitch in the back and I can feel it move the stitch in the front on my lip.

You know what I mean? So it's weird to touch the back of your mouth and have it manipulate the front of your mouth. It's so connected. Fucking sucks. Sucks so fucking bad. And you didn't walk sucks so fucking bad it's been such a fucking nightmare well i'm in no condition to walk that is a great outside of the mouth do you have any other issues going on are your legs better

your ankles what's going on with the overall body yeah how's the crutch stain uh i think the i don't i don't want to jinx myself but i think the i think i've stopped taking jock itch medicine great um i think i'm okay there uh i have no idea the condition of my invisalign because i can't put them back in for at least another two weeks um my finger is 100 i'm pretty sure it's broken i just try not to use it and touch it and so i just don't have the energy to deal with it. Everything else is fine. My ankle's a little stiff here and there, but it's gotten way better since I think I saw you guys last or talked to you guys last.

The rest of my body is fine. It's just my mouth continues to persist to be an issue. Yeah. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security. Meeting friends a world away? You can use your travel credit. Squeezing every drop out of the last day? How about a 4 p.m. late checkout?

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I kind of faced my proposal to Emily, and then we are all supposed to have we're all supposed to have Icy Hot I don't know if you guys want to do that this week or we just push it to a week well here's the thing with that I started googling what happens if you put Icy Hot on your junk and it's just horror story

after horror story I don't know what you were expecting the episode where we discussed it hasn't come out yet so I don't know the audience's thoughts on I assume we're going to get bombarded with don't do that, don't know what you were expecting. The episode where we discussed it hasn't come out yet, so I don't know the audience's thoughts on... I assume we're going to get bombarded with, don't do that, don't do that. It honestly scared me. It scared the shit out of me.

It's a terrible idea. Can I talk about some of my Icy Hot experience? Because I've never had Icy Hot or Tiger Bomb around me. Yeah. And it has been a time. I've learned that I shouldn't be allowed to have it in my possession has been essentially the art of the last time we talked Have you been using oh? I've been using because I've never used before and I wanted to get a feel so this is where three I have three

Separate Icy hot incidents that have occurred Last week I know Jeff didn't buy any of the stuff that I said for one of the stories you have. Do you have like the whoopee cushion, the gum and all that? I got the whoopee cushion, I got the bubbles, I got the gum, I got the candle, I got an extension lead. Okay, well then we'll go through the thing for that. I'll be honest, was that a real request? Yes, that was a real request. Okay, because you asked everybody

to get a six foot extension cord, so I got that extension cord, and then we're good. And then like four or five days later, you're like, oh, by the way, get a whoopee cushion and all that stuff and i thought this motherfucker's just trying to see how much we lie no no no no this story this story occurred there's a purpose for it the reason why it was delayed was because this event hadn't happened when i talked about the extension cord yet we're gonna go with the first one this is my first experience i bought both tiger bomb and icy hot because i had no experience with either.

I don't know what they're like. I don't know if they're the same. They're different. Now, are these creams or roll-ons? These are creams. These are the extra strength cream for both of them. Good. So I'm sitting at my desk,

and I'm like, I'm going to try this out. So I'm going to coat. I'm just going to cover my left arm in Icy Hot. Just completely cover it. I'm going to cover my left arm and i see hide just completely cover it i'm gonna cover my other arm with tiger bomb it's just completely coated and it's just i'm feeling the heat like wow this is a lot i'm just sitting at my desk i'm like i'm gonna go through this experience about five minutes after i do that i get a phone call informing me that somebody in my family has passed away and it's it's

devastating it's a crushing it's a crushing moment it's upsetting but my arms are on fire because of the fucking icy hot and the tiger bomb and i'm just i'm i'm starting to cry i'm having a terrible time i'm like i just need to lay down and cry for a while, so I crawl in the bed I'm getting icy hot and tiger ball over all of my sheets. It's everywhere my pillow Mountain It's very funny. I'm telling us because I texted about this so I'm miserable.'m in pain i'm crying i'm stuffed up i'm starting to get a headache and i'm like i can't i can't stay in this bed i'm fucking ruining these sheets i'm just gonna sit in my bath and cry and be sad for a while and just ride this out so i go to hop into the tub i recently was given this wonderful gift i got a pillow, which is like a pillow that you snap into your tub, and it makes the relaxation better.

I'm going to drop a photo in the Discord right now. This is the bath pillow, and those are the bottles from the clenching story in the past. Which one of these was potentially in your eyes? The big one. The big one in the middle. The big one in the middle was the one that I thought i could pull that out of any lineup yeah so i got this this pillow and i'm climbing into the tub and my ass hits it and it falls into the water and i'm upset and now i got

my arms are on fire my pillow is now drenched in water and i'm like i'm so overwhelmed i don't know what to do i'm just gonna snap this to the wall so i just grabbed water and i'm like i'm so overwhelmed i don't know what to do i'm just gonna snap this to the wall so i just grabbed it and i snapped it up higher so my head wouldn't rest on it and so i'm sitting in the dark sad my left arm is on fire with tigers i got icy hot on the other arm it's terrible and then i start getting dripped on by my pillow with cold water and i just started laughing because it was just disaster after disaster and i just couldn't it was like of course now i'm getting i'm getting dripped on by the stuffy pillow when i told gavin the story it's such a funny goddamn comment where he's like you you're like a cartoon character like in cartoons a rain cloud is over a person when they're sad. You made your own rain cloud.

I'm just sitting in the tub. So that was my first. Imagine him in the tub with a little, like, tiny little gray storm over his head. Drip. This is my dumb bath pillow, which is great. I love it, but it's a ridiculous thing to own. So that's my first experience with Icy Hot. Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, of course. Which one was more intense, I i have no idea the research was out the window as soon as i started crying i was no longer paying attention i feel like i feel like they're only made worse by coming into contact with water or more intense was that not the case we'll get to that okay uh so now we're gonna we're gonna move into story two now gavin you have the items i've sent you when i tell you to prep the items i'd say right now okay when i say the product uh use it the way that it is intended so just to confirm i'm getting out the whoopee cushion the bubbles a candle yeah so the first thing is can you light your candle are you able to do that all right you know what i didn't get a light yeah hold on okay that's fine let him get a lighter prepare now i feel now i feel bad for not buying

all this random shit you you really should have re-emphasized you really should have emphasized that you were serious i just never got mentioned it was such an aside the way you did it i i don't think that's true because i made a fucking amazon wish list and sent it to you guys so it'd be easier for you to find did you read that tech? Yeah, I posted it in the slack. I was like, hey, here's a link. If you want to order this, I'll be on Amazon. I've been off my game with the mouth stuff. I may have just missed that. No, that's fair.

Totally fair. Okay, so let me let me organize this wait for Gavin to come back. This is two of three and I think this is the most expansive story, but i need to talk about the third event because it has impacted other things as well oh it's been a lot of pain okay you back gavin yeah i got a light yeah uh so gavin gavin and eric are always talking about

the genius that is the the exciting experience that is d. And we got a new avatar coming out. The first avatar, biggest movie of all time. I don't know if that's still true. Probably isn't. But it was huge. That was all about new technology. So I thought, I need to bring some new technology to the podcast game. So this is the D-Box experience.

Because you've got to do it yourself. You can't do it for you. We're doing D-Box right now. Should I be filming this? No, I don't think so. This isn't the instant. You can't do it for you. This is, we're doing do box right now. Should I be filming this? No, I don't think so. You don't have to, but if the audience wants to be

in the do box, I almost said the wrong thing. The do box experience, you'll need a candle, a pack of Dentine ice, bubbles that you can blow, and a whoopee cushion. I believe that's everything, right?

All right, so stop, stop, pause the podcast here, or go to Target or Walmart, buy that shit, and then come back. All right everything, right? All right, so stop. Stop. Pause the podcast here. Or go to Target or Walmart, buy that shit, and then come back. All right, I'm just gonna... So light your kid.

I just filled up the whoopee cushion. All right, I think I'm all set. I got all my tools. Okay. So. What happened was, this is like probably the fifth or sixth time I've used Icy Hot at this stage.

And I, to be completely honest, I was kind of disappointed with the effect of it so far. So, I thought, I'm going to like quadruple, I'm going to use quadruple the amount I've typically been using, and I'm going to coat my arm in it.

I'm just going to fill it. Can I ask you a question? What effect are you going for? Do you have a sore arm? Uh, sometimes I get a sore wrist on the one that I dislocated for a long time. You know it's like for muscle pain, right? Like it's not. Yeah, it's just it's more like the

icy hot effect. Like I was expecting it to be more intense than it had been to this point. So I thought what if I apply more maybe i'm not applying enough to get the effect that i would assume that it would have so applied all my arm i'm playing stacking or i was at that time which is a great game have fun with that i immediately it works like it's successful my arm is radiating it's so much cooler than it had ever been before like this, this is great.

I just have to use more if I want it to be a more intense effect. So it's good. It kind of dies down after a while, so I'm not happy about that. But then whoopee cushion. Nailed it. All right. That's so minimal. So the problem was it was a Trojan fart.

It had more in it than I was anticipating. So I had to quickly run to the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom, and I'm just sitting. I'm sitting using the bathroom. I'm on my phone. I'm watching clips. I'm just having... I'm having a good time.

Denty nice, Gavin. Having a good time. How many? Just the two. Two. Start chewing away. Mm-hmm time Denty nice Gavin Having a good time How many? Just the two Two Start chewing away Denty nice So I'm sitting

I'm on the toilet Done Stand up I'm in the sink Wash my hands All of a sudden My asshole Feels like the feeling

In your mouth right now It is a cold chill I have made an error I use the same hand Which by the way that's the what you're describing that's the joy that is the too spicy icy it is yes but that is so the difference between the too spicy icy and this experience is i'm at first shocked and terrified because i i realize what i've done i've used the same hand this a problem. But then it's kind of nice. It feels good.

Like, it's kind of a frosty freshness. Everything's sweet. Like your butthole's minty. Yeah, I imagine this is what, like, Sub-Zero's door feels like. Like, it's not too cold, but there's a definite feeling of cold in the air. Sub-Zero. I assume he lives in a cold place. Yeah.

He likes cold? Yeah yeah but it's not because yeah because the inside is colder than the outside so it's not freezing but it's because it's radiated through it's a lesser cool it's a nice feeling but then but then i remember that this has waves and the panic really hits. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I feel like I have lit a fuse to my ass that I need to try to extinguish as quickly as possible. So I hop in the tub.

I fill it with water. I'm just holding. I'm clenching because I'm terrified. I don't know what's going to happen. It's a bad time. It's just, it's a bad, it's a bad time. It's a fury. Thanks. Blow bubbles. Gavin. Oh shit, there's a seal

on the, hold on. Get the bubbles ready. So I'm sitting in the tub. I'm in pain. I don't, I'm clenching real hard. My arm is once again on fire. It has come back a little bit. I'm feeling the heat. You blow bubbles, Gavin? I'm still trying to get the lid off. Okay.

Well, I'm just going to continue. You blow bubbles when you can. I'll let you know when they're coming. Are you still chewing the gum, too, or have you discarded the gum? Yeah, you can get rid of the gum. The gum's still in. You don't need the gum anymore. This is very do-it-yourself. It's actually a little bit distracting from the story, but the effects are

amazing. As soon as you talked about your asshole being like this gum, I could imagine it so well. Yeah. It was the same feeling. And I hadn't had Denti Nice in a long time, but I was like, oh my God, this is Denti Nice. Are you okay? He spills.

He spilled it everywhere. That's bubble juice all over the keyboard. Yeah, he spilled it. This is great. All right, hang on. Blow in some. Okay. Blow in some bubbles. Oh, this is great. All right, hang on. Blow in some... Okay. Blow in some bubbles.

Oh, God. You okay? Oh, God, that's a shitload. My mother. So then I fart under the water, and it is like the gates of hell opened with the gas, which confirms okay weld it

it's so good I had to blow it up again so it was fiery and I realized that oh god like my fears are confirmed my asshole is on fire right now this is terrible I'm gonna do a slightly more advanced

move Andrew I'm just gonna get some i'm gonna dip the tip of the whoopee cushion in the bubbles yeah okay try and mimic the underwater fart oh this is great that's hot put my hand in the candle hold on i'm gonna see if this does anything it's so sad Dude, that sounded so sad. The little, little bubble. Oh, my God.

Andrew, you're inventing a new form of entertainment here. I fucking love it. This is for the Dubox. I can't wait for us to Dubox again. So that happened. I'm terrified. I'm continuing to clench. But then things go okay. I'm there for like 10 minutes.

You okay? You okay, Gavin? Gavin? I'm having such a good time. I need to wash my hands. I need to wash my hands. Is he just blowing bubbles with the whoopee cushion? He's nine years old now.

He's got a different... Yeah, this is great. So I think things are terrible because of the fiery farts. Then things calm down for a bit and I'm okay. But then my arm reignites the icy hot really kicks in. Yeah. And I am now once again terrified because it applied to my arm about 15 minutes before it got in my ass. So I'm just wondering like, am I on a clock?

Is the clock running now? Like in 15 minutes. And I, am I going to experience this wrath once again in my asshole? And I was paranoid. 15 minutes passed after that. Nothing happens. But I was so scared. I spent an additional hour in the tub, just nervous that it would appear.

Yeah, just to be safe. Yeah. Then I cautiously, I don't know if Gavin's back. I'm back okay after all that i cautiously get out of the bath and confirm that the fire and my ass has now been extinguished gavin blow out your candle and that was our first dewbox experience that was phenomenal what experience i had a really good time with all my tools i made a real mess i am so jealous that i i feel so lame that i didn't participate but that is it was so fun to listen to i'm so excited for us all to do box in the future

i have one more icy hot incident um incident that has been a massive annoyance in my life. Oh yeah, please. Where after all of this, this is the third event that occurred, I thought, I didn't really remember

how we got to balls. Because we were talking about pitchers. It was one of you two. Oh, it was definitely Gavin. Balls? It was a baseball thing. Yeah, but the whole thing

was that they would apply Icy Hot to their ears. I was thinking ears. And then somebody who's so good will put it on their balls. And I was like, yeah. That was the story Eric told about the guy who rubbed it on his cock and balls. I don't remember that story at all. I just remember us talking about the Padres pitching thing with ears. Oh, Roger Clemens.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we went to ball. Okay, so there was a reason i just didn't remember it but i thought huh i wonder what the ears would feel like so i hopped in the tub i'm in the dark once again it's the evening are you still sad at this point uh no i'd say i'm on the upswing okay i'm getting i'm feeling better not great but i'm getting there this is a few days later um and i'm sitting in the tub it's filled with water i'm like okay i'm now going to apply the icy hot but i'm in the dark

so i need a light to see everything so i use the flashlight app on the phone that you gave me gavin uh and i put it on the side of the tub and i turn for the icy hot and it slides in like a skateboarder going down a ramp like it just rolls into the water and I immediately panic because I have a small crack in the bottom left corner of the screen I'm like oh it's gonna fill with water so I put my foot on it and I slide it up the

other end of the tub and I'm applying all of my pressure it's like it's on the balls of my feet essentially sticking up above my toes and i'm pressed i'm fully extended in the tub i'm imagining like a mission impossible one that is exactly what's going on and the flashlight is blasting me in the face that's the way it's facing and i'm trying to figure out a way while the water is fully turned on so it's filling with hot water the hottest water it could have and i I'm trying to navigate all this. I'm attempting to move it

to a place in which I could grab it, but it's not working. I can't go under this with how the tub is designed. I can't get it wet again because I'm worried about the hole. So I spend like 10 minutes attempting to do this myself. And I'm struggling. I like okay i'm gonna try to get it to move walls so i adjust it it slides down my feet and now it's in like the arch of my foot where it's not sticking out at all and i am completely screwed and so i'm just laying there my flashlight in the dark my phone trapped to the wall with my foot and i have to call out to my partner if they wouldn't mind coming in here i need hand i need a hand with something and they open the door to me like fully stretched out in the tub naked

with a phone beneath my foot so are you on your back with your foot pressed against the opposite wall still i am yes that surely means your genitals are fully up in the air sticking out of the water oh it's dead it's yeah it's not it's a terrible image for anyone to see and they just open the door and say what are you doing because i've got this flashlight and i'm like i can't could you please just grab the phone from my foot and they're like you are like an awful selfie being taken so they they grab it and they give it back to me and they just say you're ridiculous and then they leave uh i say thank you i'm happy because i think my phone is okay everything is good

about three hours later i haven't been able to get my speakers to work since that point um which sometimes happens where like it'll that there's, because there's a residue or something in the headphone jack, it thinks that I have headphones plugged in when I don't. So that's been an issue in the past. My speaker starts to hiss a little bit, and I thought,

oh, this must be it. There must be something there. Something's going on. I will suck the moisture out. So I attempt to suck the moisture out. I get the little vibration you get, like when you hit a key on a phone. My phone vibrates.

Then the entire thing dies. I killed my phone. My phone died. I have been phoneless for like six days at this point. I just set up my old shitty hot dog device phone that I love, but it's terrible while my new phone arrives because it's going to take another week. And I missed you both, so I just

wanted to be able to text you. That's been my icy hot experience to this point. I shouldn't have it. It shouldn't be near me. It's been terrible. So let me ask you a question. Well, I'm going to ask two questions. One, did you put it on your ears and if so how was

it i did not apply it to my ears at that time no i did that was not it never came together i was crushed by the uh the foam experience have you at any point used it as intended one time yeah i do as i said i sometimes my wrist flares up a little bit and i was like i'll try i'll try it on this and see if it helps at all well I don't feel like it did. It might not have been for that specific issue. But if you ever have sore muscles, I would recommend it. When used properly, it can be highly effective. The problem,

the main problem with Icy Hot, which, by the way, I think is trash. I highly recommend Tiger Balm. Is that it's kind of like psychedelic drugs, like acid or maybe like mushrooms, where it's kind of like psychedelic drugs like uh like acid or uh or maybe like mushrooms where like it's fun at first but then at some point you're done with it you're like all right i had that experience i'm done with this but it's not done with you it's it works on its

own timetable and so i see how i can be like no no you've you're in this you're in this for another two hours whether you want to be or not and that's there anything that counteracts the effects if you want to get rid of it oh yeah easily like what did you want to know what that was oh yeah yeah yeah time oh just time just just time great old-fashioned time fantastic old-fashioned time yeah takes care of it oh like right now andrew enough time has passed doesn't feel any effects. I don't know if I'd say that, but should we? We're kind of getting deep in this podcast. I got everybody on this show something. Should we go to that before? Yeah, this has been such a prop heavy show.

This is amazing. So should I be opening? Am I opening the envelope or the bag? So, Andrew, just so you know know there is a gift wrap bag and then the second thing that came in a pack i put in individual envelopes so they also couldn't see what that was thank you so much eric is that why my envelope says attention ezra and it's scribbled out yes it does so as i said has it been the best time mine says Diane all that that's great it does not say Diane

Diane is also scribbled out yeah okay so what am I opening yeah so I'll tell you in a minute I'm just gonna lead into it

I think you should probably open the gift box first for for both of you okay but not yet as I said not yet

oh I haven't even read the label what does this say it says from Andrew Pan first for both of you. But not yet. As I said, not yet. Oh, I haven't even read the label. What does this say? It says, From Andrew Panton. From Andrew Panton, yeah. Great. This was another gift that I'd gotten recently.

It's changed my life. It brought something that I love to a different level. And I've fallen back in love with this. It's been great. And so I figured I got one for everybody related to the show. I did forget to get one for

minor league fan Jack. I will plan on doing that later. I forgot about the time when I was ordering these. I think you can both open them now. This better not be a Red Baron pizza. Oh, wow! It's a tiny waffle iron!

Oh, a little baby waffle iron! It's a tiny waffle iron. Oh, a little baby waffle iron. It's a tiny little baby. I've been making desk waffles, but tiny little baby waffle makers changed my life. I know, Jeff, you've been having food issues, so I understand if you don't want to participate in this, but I just didn't want you to feel excluded. No, I appreciate it.

This makes me feel really bad. I bought presents for y'all recently, too, and I forgot to give them to everybody, but I didn't get any for Andrew. Sounds like I need to buy presents for people. Oh, shit. So then you can open up your other item, which is essential, I'd say, to the experience. Wow, that is really cool.

That's like a couple of bites. That's amazing. This is great. Opening up the envelope. I hope Ezra doesn't mind. Oh, it's some pancake mix. I figured we could all cook a desk waffle together on the show. I could show you my world a little bit

and expose you to the joy that you've been lacking. I'm going to prep mine right now. I actually bought a skillet version as well. They have a skillet version of this product. I'm going to put some bacon on too, which I haven't done yet. But I need to prep on the... I need to...

That's what I need. Water. You just need water. You just need water. Some water and you stir it. It's really easy. All right. Should I get the additionals?

Yeah. Go ahead. I'll be right back. I'm going to go get water also. I'll be right back. I gotta get a beer and water. I'm gonna go get water also. I'll be right back. Fantastic. Nick, yours is at the office.

Yeah. This is gonna be great. I'm excited. I can't wait for you to try, Nick. You're gonna have to give me your opinions. This is one of the best gifts I've ever been given. I've made so many waffles, and I need to, because I still have like 50 pounds of mix. You just did a pay it forward to us thank you i did i did um okay let me prep this i'm gonna

actually i'm gonna open my bacon i forgot my fucking meat hands oh no this is gonna be bad it's gonna be messy what's what are meat hands uh just like gloves just gloves i thought me a code name to your hands no i don't have code names for my hands all right so first i should preheat the thing right uh yeah it takes like three minutes to preheat it's really quick quick, and it's going to smell terrible. Oh, really? It's going to smell terrible as soon as you open it. That factory smell on the first one. I'm going to get this prepped. Shit, let me get my extension. Open this.

Up here. All right, we have power. I opened this bacon in the dumbest way. With your meat hands? I wish I had my meat hands Okay Just so you know, I'm back Welcome back

I'm gonna keep opening this Oh, it's fucking onion and bacon cheese all over my hands My wife is Just so you know, my wife is so excited Is she having one as well? Oh, it's great Well, I'm gonna make this and then I'll probably make more for her later My wife is, just so you know, my wife is so excited. Is she having one as well? Oh, it's great. Well, I'm going to make this,

and then I'll probably make more for her later, because she loves, we have a waffle iron, like an actual, like a big waffle iron, because she loves waffles. So when she saw a tiny waffle iron, she was, she said, tell Andrew that I say thank you for my tiny waffle iron. What's our ratio? One cup to how much powder?

It's like the whole thing with one cup of water and the whole thing, I think. I don't think there's a way to make just a little. Cut my bacon. Gotta mix it up. That should be good. Tiny little bacon strip. So anyway, I'm going to gonna say because we're far enough

into the podcast now we should still definitely despite gavin's misgivings and andrew's experiences we definitely need to see if the icy hot works to raise our comedic level but we'll just do it next week yeah that sounds that sounds good well next week are we doing two episodes today because next week would be in two weeks so So, like, in two episodes, we will have the funniest episode of the podcast. I'm good with doing another episode after this. Good. I can't. I gotta, I gotta.

Then next week, there will be the funniest episode of the podcast. Oh, this thing smells so bad. Sorry, I just missed some discussion. Yeah, yeah, the first time. Yep, first time. It's terrible. So, do I need to do anything after I plug it in it just has a blue light oh shit

oh shit oh shit oh no sounds like it's a sizzling I need scissors I got some bacon on the grill let me let me pour pour some waffle mix my other one um how do I know when it's done I guess it turned uh the the light Let me pour some waffle mix. My other one.

How do I know when it's done? I guess it turns... The light... It takes about five minutes. So whenever you put it in, just wait like five or six minutes, and then you can open it. It'll be good. Just threw the instructions away, so...

All right, I'm adding to the water. I've already got my first one cooking here. Got mine. Got my bacon on whoo it is a hot surface it's not kidding it gets really hot so here's the thing what if this changes our lives

it should like it did Andrews that's what I'm hoping for yes that's what I'm like you know hesitant sort of reserved in this you know I'm not really sure if this is going to be exactly what I'm looking for, but Andrew is really hoping that it's really going to make us different people. To the point where

maybe at like 2.45 every Thursday, we just start a waffle going before a recording. Are we a waffles only podcast now? Waffles only? I like it. We have to eat waffles every time we record. I'm giving mine a good whisk

Alright, it's smoking like a motherfucker Yeah, it's not smoking, it's steaming. It's real smoky. Steaming like a motherfucker. What should the viscosity be like? Mine looks quite liquidy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the light turned off. Oh Oh! Oh! Let me take a photo. Mine just turned off too. Oh, Oh, I'm very excited. When you turn it off, this one is heating, I believe. I think the light on means it's not heating, if I remember the instructions correctly? No, it's done. It's cooked as fuck. Hold on a second. Well, I assume when you open it, it'll either turn the light on or off, and then you wait the cycle out.

Alright. Let me know when everybody's ready to eat. Dude, I'm still whisking. Wow, Jeff! I'm still whisking wow Jeff so hot oh it could get way crispier than that Jeff that's really awesome that's a great first waffle well I'll put it on for a little bit longer

well you know what I don't want it to be too much crispier because it'll hurt my mouth who would have seen this coming instead of us all putting Icy Hot on our nuts I didn't see this coming I of us all putting Icy Hot on our nuts? I didn't see this coming. I was fully into spending Icy Hot. I didn't warn Geoff. I was like your life is gonna change tomorrow. Are you ready for this? I just assumed it'd be from the Icy Hot. All right, I think I'm ready for my first pour.

Damn, that's hot! You haven't even poured yet? No, I was whisking still. I'm trying to get the viscosity right. Mine seems really runny. Yeah, I mean, that can be an issue. Can I eat or should I wait for Gavin? No, I think. Oh, eat away. Don't wait on me.

Can I ask how often you guys are making waffles and things like that in general? Never. Maybe once a month. Okay. I was doing it rarely before this. This has been like every two days now. So it's the guy who has 70 pounds of pancake mix.

Yeah, I know, it's been a real issue, but now I got this. It's great. I've only ever used the stuff where you like put it in the yellow, you put the water in the yellow container and shake it up. Mmm. Alright, I'm pouring now. Oh, it's good. Oh shit, look at that go on. I'm gonna try and fill the crabs here

Okay, where's the drips gonna go though? Where are the drips gonna go? Okay. Whoopsie. All right That's okay I've put too much Shit less is more buddy. Oh my desk today Bubbles I've got spills I've overextended no it's spewing! what does that mean? take pictures what do you mean?

how are you doing Jeff? dude I'm fucking great I just had a waffle. Yeah, this is a great time. Yeah. Fantastic. This is great. I'm going to tell Millie we're going to have waffles for dinner. We're just going to have breakfast for dinner tonight. This is awesome.

I'm having a meh. What are you doing? I need to wash my hands again. You know what this tells me? What? It tells me we need to make our very own and sell regulation waffle maker that we could like a face regulation waffle maker that'd be great yeah oh gavin oh no no no you overfilled it so, I just posted a photo of it all over his desk. Well, it looks like the side of a French onion soup.

It does. I've botched it. That's a hard botch. Well, it really is a small area. It doesn't take much. Oh, it's a tiny waffle. Yeah. I'm excited to see how yours turns out.

Dude, it is. Steam it away, this thing. Yeah, it's a steamer. You know what, though? Pretty soon you're going to be in flavor land, and then it's going to all be worth it. How was yours? It was good.

It was good. It was real good. It was crunchier on the bottom than the top. The consistency was different, but I'm sure you figure it out as you go, you know? Oh, yeah, you definitely... It takes some attempts. Okay, the light has gone off.

I would let it sit for a little bit longer. There you go. See? It's, like, glued shut. Yeah. Well, it literally is glued shut because you overfilled it. Okay, come on now. Get out of there.

Ooh, ooh, ow! Ooh, look at that. Yeah? I would love to look at it. Yeah, photos please. I wish I had a phone that I could take a photo with. Look, I'm gonna have to trim off the extensions. I gotta say,

Andrew, you really brought it this week. Dewbox, waffles, uh, fuckin' Icy Hot and Triplicate. Uh, yeah, I just, you know, I wanted to end it with... Dewbox was great. I just wish there was, um, I wish it was slightly more efficient. I did have to order a six-pack

of bubbles and whoopie cushions. I did provide a link in our Slack for a singular one. Oh, you did? Yeah, I didn't use that. I got to say, Gav, mess aside, that's a gorgeous looking waffle. That looks really good. It looks really good. It does.

It really does. Beautiful waffle. I don't know how to get it out. It's a beautiful waffle. That was difficult for me. Do you have anything to get it with? Where's my whisking fork? Oh, it's covered in butter.

All right, I'm going to get it out of the fork. Yeah, you don't want to use that. Scissors is a good move. I used the twist tie that came with the, I'm going to get into the fork. Yeah, you don't want to use that. Yeah. Oh, scissors is a good move. I used the twist tie that came with the, that tied up the cord for the waffle maker to kind of poke it out.

The bacon's delicious. The skillet was a great idea. So you have like, there's no way for you to send us a photo, huh? You have like a pocket skillet. No. I got a little pocket

and when I get my camera, I'll send a photo. Yeah, how much room is on it for like, could you fit, could you cook two pieces of bacon? Is that max? Oh, no. No, I was able to cook, like, a third of one strip.

Oh. Oh, it's that small. It's very small. Oh, I want to see that. Are you meant to, like, burn the first waffle to get the factory chemicals off, or am I just going to eat this? No, you just eat it. You're just going to eat the chemicals.

Yeah, it's fine. Okay. This won't be what kills you. Ugh. Okay, this won't be what kills you Okay, whoops Mmm, that's pretty good Yeah, yeah, it's actually not the best presentation, but that's a good waffle it is I Think there's improvements that can be made in your waffle game as far as the pour goes, but you made a great cook.

That was a great first cook. Yeah, it was great. As far as first waffles go, I think you did admirably. Hey, as far as first waffles go, if you ate a waffle, you did it right. And this is great. I'll be honest, I took a look at Jeff's, and I thought, I can fill the air a little bit better than that.

And then I messed that up. No, I was very cautious, because I've I can fill the air a little bit better than that. And then I was very cautious because I've used a waffle maker before a few times. This is great. I just be able to share the waffle experience. Would you say you've been moved? Are you more open to the idea? Yes. Of desk cooking? Yes.

Yes, I'm more open to it. I don't know that my life has changed yet but next thursday when we roll around if we're if i feel inclined to make a waffle i think i'll start to see it in practice maybe after the newness is worn off a little bit well yeah i don't think it's changed my life and i'll tell you why i had to run to the kitchen five times in the process. Yeah, but you're kind of dumb like that. Like, I didn't have to run to the... I went once. Like, you know.

I'm just gonna... I got the ideal setup for it. I got my little fridge next to it, so I fill up all my batter ahead of time in a bottle, and I just pour when I need to. It's perfect. Oh, I tell you something. The underside really carries that factory

taste. I will say, I don't know if I really enjoy this. Where's your pictures, Eric? I'm sorry? My picture? Oh, hang on. Let me take a picture. I don't know if, you know, this is the thing for me. I do

enjoy it. I think it's nice. However, my dog is thrilled about everything that's happening right now. It is. He's excited that it smells like waffles in a place that doesn't typically smell like waffles. So that's mine. Oh, that looks great. Thank you so much. That's a great first.

You don't think if you took this to work and you threw it on your desk at the day job and like Patrick Salazar walked by and he saw he wouldn't be like, holy shit, Eric, this is innovative. You're brilliant. I'll take all the credit in the world for it. Sure. I got no problem with that. But, you know, I. I think I think it's a great idea if I if I use this at the office at work. In my home office, I don't know if it's a home office use for me.

Does that make sense? Does that track? Yeah. Okay. Yours looks so good. That looks great. That's a really pretty waffle. Yeah.

Is that the first one? Yes. And I've just been letting it go all this time because it's like it feels undercooked a little bit. But like, I think it's starting to brown up, get crispy. I will say that Nix is still at his desk at the office. So he could be the hero to the entire post room and just be doling out. Be a wall guy. Yeah.

What did your small wife think about it? Oh, she's thrilled. She can't wait she's i mean as soon as i'm oh my god gavin yeah god damn i will say that that picture that you sent looks like what i imagine uh andrew's desk is like all the time yeah no he's yeah He's turning me into Andrew. It's like Gavin's desk is cosplaying Andrew's desk right now. Oh. Of course, Gavin, your keyboard appears to be on and working, so it clearly couldn't be Andrew's.

That's true. That's true. It's very true. What'd you end up doing, by the way, with your keyboard? I just swapped out. I used the keyboard, a different plug-in keyboard. I't tried it since i think it's pretty fucked so not a great a couple weeks for technology and you oh terrible terrible stretch of technology for me what's your new phone gonna be i'm just getting another re it's a refurbished google Pixel. Okay. Same idea, but new phone.

How long do you think before you put it in the tub? Almost maybe a week at best. We're hoping. We're hoping for two, but probably a week. I have a confession. Oh, boy. I have a thing to say. Now that we've had our delicious, nice waffle times, that was very sweet,

I need to confess and say that I have recorded this entire show with all of you. With my ears coated in icy hot to see if I would focus better as part of the experiment. This has been a grueling endeavor to get through. There have been times where I have winced randomly when people are talking. And I'd like to say, at this stage, it didn't work at all. No, disagree. I was zoning out. Hard disagree.

Dude, you were on fire this episode. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is an all-timer Andrew episode, period. I understand, but it was the prep I did going into it. It had nothing to do with what was happening. I understand, but it was the prep I did going into it. It had nothing to do with what was happening. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I don't know,

it was a little bumpy. Go ahead. Here's what I would have, here's what my review, had Andrew not said this last part, my review would have been A, fucking great A, A++ episode. Andrew was on today. He was just like, he was like sharp. He was

like quick to respond. He was with it. He was funny. He was clear. He was like firing on all cylinders. I was like, this is like an all-time great Andrew episode. And now I know why. All-time Andrew episode. All-time. I don't think it had anything. I found it hard to listen

at points when you were talking because my ears were on fire all i could smell was icy hot i put way too much on it went in my ear hole it was terrible experience i've been struggling this whole show but i guess apparently if it works i just move on i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna be funnier than both of you during the final script. Give me the tiger bomb. See if this tiger bomb comes. It's true. I'm going to have to really lather up next episode. Oh, the tiger bomb's on.

Yeah, I mean, I agree. Talking about jumping the gun, I'm still going to do the Icy Hot on my balls next week. Yeah, I was just about shoveling it onto the beginning, but I should have. Well, Andrew, you've done it right at the end of the episode. You're gonna, the payoff is... Oh, no!

Oh, God! So hot! Yeah, I know that feeling. I know exactly that feeling. Are we in his bathroom? Where's he getting all this water from? He's in for a really shitty 45 minutes, probably.

Is he in the tub? What's he got? Why did he rub it? I think he put it on his balls. It's on his ears and his balls. He's triple funny. Sounds like he's doing efforts. Here's what we're going to do.

We're going to let Andrew's comedy play us out. Thanks for listening to another episode of F*** Face. This is episode 127. We leave you with Andrew. Is that helping? 127. We leave you with Andrew. It's not helping! Oh!

Oh! Oh, man! Oh, I don't feel any funnier! I don't feel any funnier! Oh, it's giant salt! That's cold! It's cold!

Oh, this is a mistake! Why did I do this? The waffle's so good! Oh, that is a mistake. My idea is... The waffle's so good. No, never fall. The fuck? I need to get this pillow out of here. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face.

We get some deep pencil lore. What is our jokes per minute count? It's time for the icy hot. Gavin goes to all fours. Penn's keyboard is still broken. There's just too much CO2. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.