Regulation Podcast - Gurple Confusion // Stickier Things Than Horses [22]

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and Bespoke Post (http://boxofawesome.com/, code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, we're waiting on Nick. Goddamn Nick. Jeff, you sound a mile away. My microphone's in my fucking mouth. I have you up at 200% in Discord, and I can barely hear what you're saying. Is this any better? I blew out my audio the last episode. Trying to avoid that.

Testing, check one, two, ha! Is that any better? We hear you through a different mic than your recording mic though, right? Uh, well. So blowing out the mic shouldn't be anything to do with it. How do I boost Jeff? You can right click on his little name

and then you can turn up his user volume. Oh, it's already. Yeah, it's maxed for me. It's like 200%. You have 200? Yeah, I then you can turn up his user volume. Oh, it's already... Yeah, it's maxed for me. It's like 200%. Mm-hmm. You have 200? Yeah, I have him all the way to the right. I don't have...

Mine goes to 100. What should my output be? What? What does that mean? Where is that? What's happening? I'm looking at voice settings. Your output should be somewhere that's being recorded.

I mean, your input's your microphone. Your output is your headset. My input is the Scarlett 212 USB. Okay. And that's in Discord or in Audacity? That is in Discord. In Audacity, it's also my Scarlett 212 USB. Yeah, the output's just for listening, right?

That would be, yeah. Yeah, that would be the opposite of it. That's right. All right, now it's at 90%. How's that? There's no need to yell about it yeah right that was really loud split the difference jesus christ are you fucking serious oh wow that's loud on my recorder all right it looks like it's real how's that am i good now it's a little quiet go worse again give me some fucking feedback here i'm trying to fix this i'm giving you feedback i don't know why you're yelling at me.

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Wait, do I? All right, all right, all right. Everybody shut up at Jeff. Okay. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to fucking, I'm going to talk, I'm going to do a little soliloquy, okay?

And as I talk, I'm going to turn the gain. When it hits the perfect sweet spot, yell for me to stop, okay? Okay. First, let me get into my talking voice. Okay. So I'm going to be telling stories at about like this. Let me know when you guys think if I've hit a point where... Right there. There you go. Thank you. That was easy.

What number is that? 85%. Oh, so you split the difference. Interesting. So when we said split the difference... Aye! You were just adjusting gain? Was that your whole exercise? Yeah, dumbass! I was trying to find the right level of gain! Well, it was the- Well now I'm fucking blown out when I yell!

It's pegged hard red! My audio is especially loud too right now. I think I need to make an adjustment as well. Do I go left or right on this game? Oh, I'll be honest, the uh, the volume of my headphones was too low. Jeff was definitely loud. This was not your fault. I'm going back down. Why? No! Because I'm blowing out the fucking

audition file. This is all in the episode by the way, isn't it? Yeah, I know. I'm recording. Hey, Nick, I want to talk to you for a second. Everybody else can go suck a butt. Hey, in the last two episodes, was my audio blown out? No. Okay. Do I sound okay right now?

You sound okay. Yeah, you sound fine. Okay, thank you. You sound better than you did before. That's not a fair question. Nick wasn't here for the bad stuff. Nobody cares what you say. I take, I'm taking cues from the audio engineer.

He's the one that matters. He wasn't here though for the issue. He's here now. Are you an audio engineer, Nick? Nick, you better yes you fucking better say yes i guess i am now i mean you got you're calling him an audio engineer he's the director of audio production for all of broadcast for the entire department yeah but audio engineer is like uh it's like it was like a qualification oh you need a certification for that i don't know it seems like something you'd go to school for shut the fuck up this is rooster teeth nobody went to school for anything

that is correct i went to school what did you go to school for this radio tv and film did you really yeah that's impressive good for you so why were you selling shirts for mega 64 for so long yeah and why aren't you better at this because uh oh oh, I don't know if you understand. I'm great at this. I'm fantastic at this. I have followed the character arc precisely of quiet producer who's begrudgingly doing the show to beloved character who's in every episode. And now everybody says, I love this guy. He's so nice. He's the best.

Is that what they taught you to do at San Diego State or wherever the fuck? Is that where you, where'd you go? It was Cal State Fullerton. Go Titans. So, yeah, this is what I learned from my radio TV film career is the every show, every radio show, every podcast has followed this character arc to a T, except probably your mom's house because they are mean to their producer, but not in like a endearing way the producer is just told he's going to die dude it's it's uncomfortable sometimes how mean they are to

exactly so here we are i'm a college educated man i'm doing it so here we are welcome to face episode 20 and uh introducing our hosts uh je, Andrew, and Gavin, guys. That's us. Take it away. Hey, guys. Hey. Eric is the announcer again. Because last time, he didn't want the job.

And today, he was like busting down the door to do it. No, I don't want, I still don't want the job. I'm just trying to get the show underway. So now, let's, and Jeff, the host, take it away. I don't know how I feel about his intro. I feel like his heart wasn't in that one. I feel like we've heard better. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to F*** Face, the number one podcast of Rooster Teeth for farts, fun, and fancy free thinking. Guys, it's... Fancy free? My alliteration ran out. It's Jeff Ramsey, it's Andrew Panton, it's fancy free it's my alliteration ran out my well it's jeff ramsey it's andrew pant and it's

gavin free and they're here to tell you all about what's been going on with them and their crazy weeks and now i'm gonna hand it over to your host extraordinaire jeff ramsey i would like to point out you're not jeff ramsey that andrew criticized your first intro eric even though he would prefer no intro not Not true. Or an intro that occurs 45 minutes into the episode. I thought it was great. I got to say, Andrew, I think where you're missing the mark here

is it's not about his intro. It's about the character arc. It's about the character he's building as producer. That's what you got to focus on. The intro is just a byproduct of his character. I was just giving an opinion on the intro. I think intros are very important. This is Cal State Fullerton fucking character, producer character building 103 textbook.

Don't entirely know what you just said. I'm saying it was like a junior level class at Cal State Fullerton and how to develop the character of a producer. College educated man, as he likes to point out. So you're saying his intro was fitting for the character even though it may not have been the best intro in a general sense. Absolutely. That it should be accepted because it was within the

brand of the character he was presenting. That is 100% correct. That's what I was saying. Okay. Well, just as somebody who really cares about the intro, the intro's always been really meaningful to me. I was blinded by that, so I apologize. I should have acknowledged that as someone who's been vocally trying to get us to do intros for weeks now. I was blinded. I apologize.

Noted. Thank you very much for your apology. Let me ask you, I got two things today, and they're both movie related. And one is a feel good story, and one is potentially an assault on the very meaning of our podcast so i was going to see what you guys also wanted to talk about and then we could structure the order based on that i wanted to do i had a little conversation with andrew last night uh which do you think we should talk about that andrew the sort of confusion surrounding i feel like we should especially within the context of the audio engineer talk we have an issue with with Nick. Not even really a Nick issue. That's unfair.

It's not Nick's fault. You went straight in there with Nick. I did. I feel like it was potentially a Discord issue. But he got the file though, right? So it wouldn't have been an editing decision? Nick, are you able to hop on and record yourself? Andrew, what's your problem with Nick?

It's not my problem. Gavin texted me last night Last week we made a very big deal About Gurple and the excitement around Gurple and the future of Gurple and I'm just minding My business having a decent evening Gavin texted me, you never said

Gurple, you never even made up A color. The thing was, last week When you had all the Gurple designs I couldn't remember you saying gerpal the previous week oh my god i couldn't either i thought he said burple or yerple or something yeah and i thought i must have heard it wrong because you guys were talking about gerpal like it was cemented in fact yeah so i was like man i somehow andrew i missed gerpal i missed it in the recording i heard it for the first time over text when we did our little stage play when we were in the middle of writing that so we get the

proof of last week's episode or two weeks ago's episode I think yesterday so I listened to that gave a few notes and then at the end Andrew's like oh you never think we could invent a new color never once heard any mention of Gerpel in in the recording. So I was like, Andrew, you never said GURPL. We've made a shirt or designed shirts for something that you never said in a podcast. What a fucking face. I was losing my mind because I was very confident I said it. Gavin said I didn't make up any colors at all. I was like, I'm pretty sure I made up like three or four.

You did. You made up YURPL. I think I called it GRUPL and then GURPL later. It's I definitely say GRUPL, I think. I don, you made up Yerple. I think I called it Gruple and then Gerple. Later it's- I definitely say Gruple I think, I don't think the Gerple pronunciation- You said Porringe apparently. I did say Porringe and Pello. I only heard Pello. That was the one that I remembered you say. In the text I feel like you said I didn't say a single one and that was- I was losing it. Well yeah because I asked you what- what these names are gonna be called and you were like,

I don't know, ask Crayola or something. And then I think you said Yerple but I just was losing it. Well, yeah, because I asked you what these neighbors are going to be called. And you were like, I don't know, ask Crayola or something. And then I think you said Yerple, but I just forgot about it. I think it was Yerples. I was, oh, wow. That's actually, that helps me a little bit because I thought I was going crazy. So did I. I was like, man, I can't believe we got a shirt based on this really funny thing Andrew said that I just don't remember. Imagine how I felt to have Gavin say, you never said any of these

things. It was alarming. So why is this Nick's fault? Because I do say them, it's just not in the finalized audio, I believe. It's in my audio file, but it doesn't make it to the cut. Nick, what do you know? I know that Andrew

told me, hey, just cut whatever I said at the end. So let me go back and double check, but I don't remember Gerpel. I don't. Wait, did I do that? You did. I don't think I did that. I think you did that.

Wait, you told him to cut Gerpel? No, I definitely didn't tell him that I would never cut Gerpel. How dare you even accuse me of such things? I don't remember saying that. I could have said it. It's possible. It's been a lot. I could easily forgot. There was a moment in time in which

Gavin convinced me I never said it at all. That was terrifying. I don't know that you did. No one heard it. Jeff did. I'm with Gavin. The first time I remember hearing the word gerple was in that text exchange. I remember yerple or burple, but I don't remember gerple.

I was more concerned by the fact that gavin said i didn't make up any colors at all that was what was frightening to me because i had very clear memories in which i did and that he's like never heard of any uh porns i never heard that pillow never happened so i had to go in and find them i think what happened is is that you decided to say all of this stuff you said your pull or something for us to hear i remember that now but your other list of things including gerple and how you were like i gotta write this down i'm pretty sure you said all that over the top of jeff's outro and because jeff was louder discord was just only showing me jeff and i never heard it jeff was talking he never heard it and also it was cut because you told Nick to cut it.

So, it's the most well hidden thing you've come up with. And now we have shirts with about it. You made a gerbil egg. I mean, it's hilarious that the audience is going to listen to the episode that comes on a Wednesday and they're going to have no idea about any gerbil. And then the following week,

it's all gerbil. Well, why don't we release a special gerbil cut or like a separate gerbil snippet that we can put out with this episode, you know, two weeks later or whatever, just so we can hear it. I think you're right that the problem is I don't think I actually ever say gerbil. I think I call it grouple. I don't think I nailed the gerbil thing until after.

I think I just completely missed on gerbil. until after i think i just completely missed on gerpel i don't think there's any there's any mention of gerpel until the next episode in which i very confidently i'm like gerpel's the best we're doing this gerpel thing you couldn't write this level of dysfunction that's really oh my god so why don't we we're selling two shirts based on something no one said if you could find it nick why don't you insert the original Gurple statement from Andrew's raw recording cut from the episode two weeks ago? Or Gruple, which sounds like a Groupon ripoff.

So we'll put it in right now. What about like pillow? It's like a purple and a yellow. Shh. All right. Thanks for listening. Rate five stars and subscribe, whatever that means. This has been episode 16 of F*** Face.

Thank you for listening. And Nick, go ahead and cut anything where I look dumb or not super cool. Grouple. Cut out the whole Mandela effect thing, because I look dumb in it. Well, all right. All right. Okay. He may have said it.

I don't know how to feel about this. I'm pretty sure I didn't. I think I call it grouple, and then I think I may say gerple, but it's when I'm away from the microphone looking for a pen. I don't even know what it is. You said it. Away from the microphone while someone

else was... It's getting worse! Yeah, no, I thought it was kind of, I don't know. In my head, it was funny. Okay, worse! Yeah, no, I thought it was kind of, I don't know, in my head it was funny. Okay, so away from a mic, underneath someone else talking, and you asked for it to be removed. Yeah, well, no, I don't- I'm very confident I don't think I asked for that to be removed. Okay. I did make a- a suggestion of something else, but I don't think it was that. And if I'm wrong, I apologize. I- I just- I don't think I did that.

But if I did, it's possible I did. I trust Nick. Why would Nick lie about that? Funny. It is funny. It's a good point. I was not expecting this episode to go this way, this fast. Well, in fairness, we've now saved Gerpel from being something that wasn't said to something

that was said a lot. I like the idea too, that I was pitching that we sell the shirts on the same day the second episode comes out so nobody would have any concept of what we're talking about at all. There'd be no bleeding there'd be nothing. Everybody'd just be going like I guess I didn't hear him say

I must have missed the last episode. That'd be right where Gavin and I were. It's a real mystery. I've never went into my raw audio, but I, Gavin made me search last night. Yeah, I was like you gotta check. Cause to be honest, there's a lot of times where I don't hear stuff said in recordings. It happens all the time, especially on podcasts

where, you know, you'll be listening to like 90% of what someone's saying and then I'll think of something that I want to say next. In that tiny little blip, I sort of miss the current sentence and potentially miss something funny. Or potentially Andrew's given some boring ass speech about Ian and you just fall the fucking sleep with your eyes open. I completely understand You're talking about neighborhoods again. I Wonder if this is the first shirt we've ever produced that's based off of a joke that never happened I

That's based off of a joke that never happened. I mean it did happen, just the line wasn't there. The joke happened as a response to the shirt that was a response to a joke that didn't exist. Dude, everything is so f*** faced. We f*** faced the hats, we f*** faced this. It's incredible, our consistency. And the fact that Jeff and I just went along with gerpel even though we both missed it are you fucked no yeah we're just all in andrew's running with something i didn't realize neither of you had heard that and i just assumed that when there was no question that it definitely happened so i wasn't 100 sure i was 80 sure i knew for a fact i said colors and i was about 90 sure i said gerpel but i i didn't like the first definitive memory i have is definitely in our text chain after we recorded

oh god what is the title of this episode gonna be it's gonna have to be like gerpel gerpel gerpel or something it's a great color yeah i'm excited to wear the the shirt yeah me too you uh get the reference for where it was from? It was kind of hidden, but it's pretty good. Can we talk about, speaking of merch, can we talk about the breakthrough that the RT store has had? Oh my god, it's pretty incredible.

They've managed to do it. They've made the broken hat. They recreated the black Russian face hat. Or fuck hat, I guess. Yeah, which was easy to do for the shirt because I assume it's just some like screen print. But this is actual embroidery. They embroidered that monstrosity. Wait, that is embroidered?

I think so. I assumed it was like some sort of print. I mean, it looks pretty 3D-ish in the picture. It does, but the red shirts, it look amazing too. Like it looks like it's embroidered even though it's a print. Do you have yours yet? I didn't get one. Red shirt? Yeah. Yeah, I have one? I didn't get one. Red shirt?

Yeah. Yeah, I have one. You didn't get one? No. I think I got two. I gave one to Millie. I just got a f*** face shirt like two weeks ago. I had no idea what it was for.

I just kept getting these calls from a number, a private number. And then I eventually they left the tag and suddenly appeared. I didn't even know we're supposed to get shirts. Do you wear it? No. Why not? Why would I? Do you Do you wear it? No. Why not? Why would I? Do you not like our brand?

No, it's a great shirt. I just, why would I? I don't know. Why would I? What do you mean, why would you? I don't know. It seems weird. It's the thing that I'm in.

Yeah, I get what he's saying. It's kind of like if you walked down the street and you saw James Hetfield wearing a Metallica shirt, you'd be like, that's a little on the nose, buddy. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever wear. I don't even listen to this show. You think I'm going'm gonna wear the merchandise for why do you not listen to the show i have noticed that you've never once given notes on any episode publicly i feel i feel really bad about it um i just i really don't think i'm that funny and i don't like my voice so i don't listen

you're an idiot i avoid listening because it makes me uncomfortable and just playing more into that. I don't know. I just, I feel like it would mess with my head. So I don't, I don't listen to the show. That's fair. I mean, we don't want to ruin what you bring to the podcast

if you're going to get or not bring in your own head about it. This was an episode of me not bringing something, which then brought something. The lack of the bringing really been the key moment.

Don't listen to any advice or criticism from Gavin here. You just keep doing exactly what you've been doing for 26 years because it's working out great. I'm not criticizing your decision to do that. I'm just saying you're an idiot if you think you're not funny. Oh, I don't. Not at all. Not in the slightest.

Also, you're funny because you're an idiot. I don't know if that's a compliment. I don't know how to take. I appreciate. You're welcome. The classification of funny. That's nice. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you.

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American Express. Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Anything else? Um, I bought a video game by mistake. What'd you buy? I bought Nickelodeon Racers 2. It was a new release. Are you trying to find your next Garfield? I was looking for my next

Garfield, and Nickelodeon Racers 2. On that store you got SpongeBob. You got all the classic Nickelodeon characters. I thought, this is perfect. Nobody's gonna buy this full-price game. And, uh, I bought it. racers 2 on that store you got spongebob you got all the classic nickelodeon characters i thought this is perfect nobody's gonna buy this full price game and uh i bought it they don't have a leaderboard there's no real online aspect the only thing they kind of track is uh how far you've driven in the cars so that's not it's a dumb competition so now i just have nickelodeon racers 2 and i haven't even played it, and I paid full price.

You could be the person who's driven the furthest. I could. Did you buy an Xbox? Yes. I think you can return it, can't you? Uh, maybe? I don't know. That seems like work. I don't want to make it too much work for you. I think you can do it on Steam as well. Do you have to upload it back to them, like give them back to the ones

that's here? Yeah, you have to re-upload it with a text file that says, please return for full value. I think Steam, it might be you have a limited amount of time you can play it before you can return it, like an hour or two hours. I know PlayStation, you can return digital games if you haven't downloaded them yet.

I don't know about Xbox. Look into it or don't. Just fucking eat the money. No, I think I just need to own the mistake of, it has online multiplayer. So maybe at some point I can play... Maybe I'll create an online race scene in Nickelodeon Racers 2. Or maybe a dev will hear this podcast and add in the Alita boards. Ooh, the Andrew DLC.

I don't feel like anyone's taking suggestions from the Gerpl guy. I don't think it's gonna make it... But here's the beauty of it. Here's the beauty of it. What? What are you saying twice? You're over two strikes. Here's the beauty of it Just stop just move on you're good you tried

Hey Gav yeah, I have a question. What's the beauty of it nothing? I tried really hard to get in touch with the Garfield devs. That was a challenge. I emailed them. I reached out on Twitter. I got one reply. I believe there was a language barrier, and I'm sure they were very confused. What were you trying to get out of them?

Was it Italian because it's Garfield? No, it was. I think they're a French studio going off of my memory. It was a technical question about the game. And then the other thing I asked was just sharing the news story, just to see what their response would be. I thought it'd be really funny if I could get the studio to somehow interact with that. And they were not responsive.

I think they wrote like a one-word reply of like, we will share this internally. I was like, we'll share it. It was very brief. It was very not substantial. What's Italy got to do with Garfield? Well likes lasagna he does did italy invent that lasagna i think it's considered italian food i know it's italian food but is it you know legitimately italian or is it a westernization i wasn't going for like super fucking factual and legitimate i

thought i thought it kind of made sense you see a lot of pizza and lasagna in a goddamn Garfield cartoon. I didn't think it was that much of a leap to get to Italian. I just don't think they'd go out of their way to hire an Italian dev for that reason. No shit! I like the idea that they would, though. Jim Davis, very protective of that brand. No, so they went with a

fucking French developer instead. I think they probably went with whoever would be willing to make a Garfield game at this point. Guess how many E.T. games exist? This just blows my mind. Including the one in the desert? Including the, sure, yes. The desert one as well. Just that one.

Just that one. 19. 19? That's, okay, well you just ruined I think it's like 12 or 13. What'd I ruin? Well, it's just insane to me that they'd make more than like two E.T. games. That there's 12 E.T. games and most of them are from post-2002. Like, I don't feel like there's any fandom around E.T. My 19 guess was based on the just myriad of consoles that were available back then.

There was one E.T. movie and fucking 12 E.T. games. After it being famously one of the worst games ever made. It killed the industry. Yeah, it was E it was et and fucking superman 64 good lord 19 have you played oh you should collect them all and play them all i thought about that and i haven't played them a lot of them are on game boy it's not even like a situation where gavin said where it's like they made the same game for multiple platforms it is genuine different et games, 12 different ET games. That's lunacy. Yeah, it is. It's insane. There was a sequel book that I read when I was in middle school where Elliot grew up and ET came

back and he didn't need him. He was in high school or some shit. He was too cool for... I don't remember exactly, but there was a second book, but I think Steven Spielberg had no interest in making that movie. Was it a serious emotional tale between elliot and et they reunite and realize they weren't the same people they were when they last met really challenges their relationships i think it was like a wreck-it-ralph 2 type story okay yeah if i remember correctly he didn't want to make a second movie but he did want to change all the guns into walkie-talkies for the first movie he did he also uh they made a minority report game boy game and his one note i don't know if it was from him directly or it was his the company he owns uh they they got

the game and his one criticism was that there was too much violence and he wanted them to change the pistols into puke guns and make everybody puke because kids think puke is funny that was his insight he's not wrong to the movie that he made with guns yes for the game boy game because i guess he viewed that only kids would want to play the minority report game boy game and violence shouldn't be for kids and so let's change all the weapons of the puke guns so the bad guys puke kids think puke is real funny is the the drowning scene in the game as well i I've never played or watched Minority Report, so. You never saw Minority Report? No, I haven't seen it or played the game,

so I have no concept, but I would be shocked to learn if the drowning scene was in the Game Boy game. That's good near-future sci-fi believable tech in that movie. Okay. Like the way cars and shit work, you kind of buy into it. You're like, I can see that,

especially with advertisement and stuff. The ball thing is a bit far-fetched, though. Why not just show with advertisement and stuff. The ball thing is a bit far-fetched, though. Why not just show it on a screen? The ball thing's a little far-fetched. You're right about that. Do you really need to carve something into a ball? Yeah, no, that was a little silly. You're right about that.

Is that a good movie? It's not bad, is it? Minority Report? Yeah, I remember it being a very blue movie. I think it's okay. It's okay. I enjoyed it. It's not one of those movies I've...

I think I've seen it twice, but I don't think I... It's not a movie I'd want to see again. No. I feel like the action in it and the kind of just the pacing of the movie is really good, but I don't know about the story.

Spielberg made a few movies where I finished them. I thought, yeah, and I don't want to see it again. And I think Minority Report, War of the Worlds, they both, they're both like, I don't want to watch that again.

War of the Worlds was, that was work to get through. I thought, Minority Report I enjoyed, but War of the Worlds, I don't want to watch that again. War of the Worlds was a... That was work to get through, I thought. Minority part I enjoyed, but War of the Worlds I just could not hang with. War Horse is like the most forgettable movie I've seen. I don't think I've seen that. You don't need to. It's a story about a horse. It's not that interesting.

What other things have sequels in them? Seabiscuit is another horse movie. I'm more of a Hidalgo guy. I thought you were going to ask what... What other horse movies? Black Stein, Black Beauty, Black Beauty! You. I'm more of a Hidalgo guy. I thought you were going to ask what other horse movies. Black Stein, Black Beauty, Black Beauty. You thought I was going with a horse thing? Flicka, my friend Flicka.

I've named three horse movies. How many can you name, Andrew? Hidalgo. Okay. You got Seabiscuit. You took all the good ones. This is tough. This is like a family feud where there's only the last option left.

It's another good horse movie. National Velvet. Don't know what that one is. Never heard of it. you have a horse movie gavin uh flog a horse oh yeah flog a horse flog a dead horse no i don't i black beauty someone already said right yeah is it a horse that there's a disney movie i think it's a horse about a horse that kicks field goals and for a football team you didn't watch that along with your mvpsPs? No, I haven't gotten around to that one yet. I think it's a horse. I think it's a mule or a donkey.

Is it a donkey? Okay. It was like from the, maybe the 60s or 70s. Yes. Mr. Ed. I don't know if they ever made a Mr. Ed movie, but yeah, that was a whole TV show. BoJack Horseman. There you go.

There you go. Another TV. There's a lot of horse content out there. There's a lot of horse content. Yeah. Maybe we need to get into the horse game. A lot of money in the horse game. What, like the glue industry?

Yeah, on both ends. Like on the one end, everybody needs glue. Is that still a thing? They're not really squashing horses into glue, are they? What else are they going to do with them? On the other end, you win the Triple Crown, and that's like billions and millions and millions of dollars. But surely there are stickier things than horses.

I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know how to answer that question. I've never tried to gum up a horse, but I guess it works. I mean... Gum up? Which part of the horse is glue? The foot?

I think it's the hooves, right? That would make sense. I don't know what else you would take unless it's... Because otherwise, if the glue was somewhere else in the body, surely everything would be glue. You'd get like cow glue. I would, yeah, it would have to be, and this is, I never even really thought about the horse glueing process.

The horses are definitively dead at this point, right? It's not like a glue salon? During the, no, yeah, they don't like extract the glue while they're alive. Yeah, it's not like they're just hanging out and they do a little trimming? I assume the corpses need to be processed into glue. That makes sense. I don't know anything about it other than just joking that horses become glue. I'm not even sure if that's done anymore.

No, I have the same awareness as you. It's alarming to think that I've had horse on my face. I keep waiting for Discord to give me the answer. To what question? To the fucking glue question. Do they still make glue lot of horses or or? Has it been upgraded to gorillas? Yeah, it's pretty much gorilla exclusive gorilla glue is a weird thing just like that

Is it just that they're strong I have an answer I have an answer glue historically is indeed made from collagen taken from animal parts particularly Horse hooves and bones so that definitely rules out the salon aspect. There's no, can't just give a little bone. Well, we've learned a lot today about glue and horse movies. My original question before we went into horse talk is what are other things that like the sequel came out in a different medium? Like Goonies 2 was one you're saying E.T. has a book.

It's always weird to me when like somebody makes a show or something and then they make a completely different sequel on a different medium. I mean, a lot of times it's like novelizations of movies, which then themselves get sequels. Maybe that's the usual path. I know Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the TV show, which I am a huge lifelong fan of and have seen it so many times I'll never watch it again. I have had I had to put that in Twin Peaks to bed never again oh but uh Joss Whedon continued the Buffy the Vampire Slayer seasons as comic books and so there's like a season eight season nine I think they're up to season 12 and so I've started reading the comic books and it's exactly like watching the tv show also that tv show started as a movie that tv show started as a movie that became a TV show that became a comic book.

He is going in the wrong direction in his career. Had like Pee Wee Herman and Rutger Hauer. That's true. Pee Wee Herman had the funny death and Rutger Hauer was the big bad guy. No, no, I'm sorry. He wasn't the bad guy. He was Giles, the watcher, I guess. No, Rutger Hauer was the bad guy.

Was he the bad guy? Yeah, he was like big bad vampire. You know who else was in that movie? Fucking Luke Perry. Oh, yeah? Rest his soul his soul and christy swanson who i believe is still alive i guess it's a good industry vampire slang wouldn't it be well there's always new vampires right like you're never gonna run out of vampires i mean is anyone paying them though in the show that's a great point buffy wasn't rich from all of her vampire killing it's just a weird thing though we're well i guess it's

it's for the betterment of earth i guess is the idea this is a humanitarian cause to get rid of vampires but if you're really effective you would no longer have that job right you could you could do your job too well and find yourself out of the job yes have either of you seen the movie snow day no it's an old nickelodeon okay it's It's a movie. I loved it as a kid. It's a Nickelodeon movie, and the whole premise is about a snow day happens, and it's the great day, and you follow the kids, and they go on this adventure, and Chevy Chase is in it, and the villain of the movie is the snowplow driver, and he's just this really creepy dude. He's a great comedic actor.

I'm blanking his name right now. Ed Asner. He's in Schitt's Creek. Eugene'm blanking his name right now. Ed Asner. He's in Schitt's Creek. Eugene Levy. No. Oh, Chris Elliott. Chris Elliott. Chris Elliott plays the snowplow driver, and I hated him as a kid because he's like, oh, the snowplow driver, and I revisited

that movie recently because it occurred to me the entire reason he's a villain is because he's effective at his job and he prevents snowdates. I just thought that was so funny as a kid i genuinely hated this character and his whole thing is just really i'm really good at my job i'm efficient and so i can't have school days or snow days that's the problem with chris elliott he is too good of an actor and i'm not kidding like i'm a huge chris elliott fan from all the way back from his tv show in the 80s but uh that dude he the character he plays on Schitt's Creek

is so unlikable, I don't like Chris Elliott anymore. But if you watch Cabin Boy, it's one of the funniest movies ever made. It's the Chris Elliott movie. And it has a very rare appearance by David Letterman in a movie. He almost never acts.

I don't think I've seen him in anything. What is Cabin Boy about? Cabin Boy is about, Chris Elliott is a cabin boy who gets hooked up with some pirates and goes on an adventure. Okay. And he tries to get laid. And yeah, it's just a fucking silly movie.

And David Letterman sells monkeys. Okay. I can get behind this. So is it a monkey movie? It is definitely not a monkey movie, but it is the best you'll ever see Chris Elliott. I was thinking the other day, is George of the Jungle a monkey movie, but it is the best you'll ever see Chris Elliott. I was thinking the other day, is George of the Jungle a monkey movie? Yes.

I haven't seen it in a while. I feel like if I was going to define the genre of that movie, it would be slamming into tree movie. I feel like that's the entirety of that film. But there's more screen time given to monkeys than to him slamming into a tree. And main gorilla is john cleese i feel like if multiple named characters are monkeys it's probably a monkey movie yeah i think that's fair is that worth why did you watch george of the jungle recently uh yes but for that movie recently is like within the last five years i think i watched on a plane a few years ago because i

don't know i think i was sad and i wanted some uh childhood memories in the air that makes sense i was trying to think of like what context you'd ever watch georgia the jungle you wanted brendan frazier to swing away your problems yeah i think i just missed brendan frazier in stuff or phrase it which one is it he was like him in the mummy days he was so great man yeah the mummy is so good and he got hurt a lot on those movies. Yeah, he did. The Mummy is a great movie. I've watched The Mummy so many times.

You mentioned The Mummy a few weeks ago when you were talking about Fezzes. I did. Yeah, you're right. I didn't even make that connection. Because Oma Jalili was a Fezz. I feel like this has to be intentional, but I never noticed until somewhat recently. Because the whole point or the plot of the mummies, they bring this mummy back and then the people that open it,

he is trying to consume their bodies essentially to bring his back because he's a mummy. And the very first person he kills, he takes because they step on their glasses and he steals their eyes and their tongue. And it never occurred to me how dumb it was that he took the guy with the worst eyes eyes. Maybe's why he lost the movie that could be why i feel like he made a real miscalculation he got a bad grab on the eyes and it was all downhill from there i think that he wins if he gets any of the other characters eyes maybe he has like mummy lasik powers and he was

able to fix them i guess i'm sure i mean i mean he was able to pull the eyeballs out of the eye and then put them into his mummy body and then affix them in a way that he was able to use them you figure if he's got that level of skill and like a mystical medical ability he probably could fucking just do a little zoop zoop and then get 1820 vision or whatever. That's one of those movies where it's weird that they'd have so many sequels and then even spin-offs. Like, it's a whole universe

when it doesn't feel like it needs to be. The third one was shite. There's not even a mummy in it. Oh, it's terrible. I don't even think the second one is that great. The second one's fine. The second one's fine. The one thing that annoys me about the second one, this is a movie podcast now apparently and i still need to talk about my two movies so we oh yeah fucking we're in it for the long haul in the second one that they you know uh imhotep and anak sunamun or whatever they've had this love affair going on

for thousands and thousands of years they've keep trying to bring each other back to life to be together and at the end of the second movie uh she doesn't want to get crushed by the ceiling so she just leaves him i feel like that's fair you think that's fair you would just take a dive and like try and help him out of the hole when the perfectly mortal rachel weiss comes in and pulls brendan fraser out the hole no i think that's a mental decision no in that context you're right maybe she's just like christ almighty enough is enough. How many fucking thousands of years do I have to try to rescue this dipshit and vice versa? I have to break

the cycle. This is, like, this is an, she's probably like, this is a toxic, unhealthy relationship that we are in, and I have got, this is my opportunity to break free and go fucking be my own person in a modern cosmopolitan world. That's where I think she was coming from. I agree.

I feel like this probably deleted scene. I just haven't seen it definitely in the movie or even like Weekend at Bernie's 2 is just such a bizarre. Let's do it again. Plot. Like, how do you how do you expand on that idea? Even I guess the original premise is absurd, but the fact that there's two of them is insane to me.

Was it in two? It was voodoo, right? Yeah, I think it's a voodoo thing. I haven't seen two, but yeah, I saw it, but I don't remember very well. Yeah, it was some sort of some sort of voodoo wizardry. I'm not going to watch it. It would be interesting to have an experiment where you only watched sequels, like you only got to see number two of a of a franchise or. And then go back and show somebody like six months later, the number ones of all those and see if it changes their whole opinion of the movies they watch. I would love for someone to start with the second Matrix.

If you started with the second Matrix, you wouldn't go anywhere near the first Matrix. No, the 10 foot pole. How would that work for like superhero movies? Like Spider-Man, is it the second one they made? Or is the character specific? You would watch like Spider-Man? What is the is it the second one they made or is the character specific? You would watch every Spider-Man number two. OK. Far From Home, Andrew Garfield number two and Tobey Maguire number two.

I feel like Tobey Maguire number two is by far the best, but that could be. The best two? The best two of those twos. I don't know. I like the new one. I haven't seen the new two. It's good. I'm not a huge Jake Gyllenhaal fan, but that kid, yeah, he didn't do it for me.

What's wrong with Jake Gyllenhaal? Nothing's wrong with him. It just doesn't, I just don't particularly enjoy him. I don't know. Okay. I feel like he had a really interesting string of movies from 2008 until 2015. Name one of them. Nightcrawler.

Never saw it. Really good. I've heard. There's one where it's him. Yeah, Prisoners is good. Enemy was really's the there's one where it's him. Yeah. Prisoners is good. Enemy was really good. There's one where it's him.

It's like a clone of himself. I don't remember that was double or something like that. That's probably way off. But I don't think I've seen any of those movies. And that might be why I don't like Jake Gyllenhaal. I haven't seen any of his good movies. I fucking hated the bunny one. Donnie Donnie Darko.

I've still never seen that. And I feel like it's a movie that you need to see because it's iconic to so many people, but when do you sit down as a 32-year-old man and watch Donnie Darko? Or Bubble Boy. I think that statement is insane coming from somebody who said they watched George of the Jungle four years ago. That was because I watched it as a kid and i liked it when i was younger but surely you could find time for donnie darko there's a point in your life in which you can

watch george of the jungle i like that in george of the jungle he straight up gets shot in the head with a gun and lives yeah he's got jungle powers should i re-watch george in the jungle is this worth revisiting it's a great time if you watched it as a kid. Did you ever have any systems as a kid to rent movies that you weren't supposed to? Or games? You ever come up with that type of stuff? That I wasn't supposed to? I mean, I'd get stuff from Blockbuster, but I couldn't get stuff that my parents didn't know about.

Oh, so you didn't come up with ways around that? You just accepted? No, how do you do that? Oh, I had systems, Gavin. I had strategies strategies worked out this is my go-to move i do this a lot for games occasionally movies so when you go into a video store as you know there's the display box in front and then there's the box behind you take the box behind to the counter that's how you run things you didn't switch your room i would be aligned to the store the first game i remember doing this with was hitman i think

hitman 2 i wanted to play it really badly and i wasn't allowed to because i was too young so i'd immediately go to the games i would look at like hitman 2 box i'd pull the box behind it and then i would look at like harry potter the video game or or toy story the game and i'd put the hitman 2 box behind that one and then i'd put the Toy Story box behind the Hitman one. And then I'd wait a little bit. And then when my mom would come over, I would say, I'm really, I'm struggling here. Toy Story or Harry Potter? What should I go with?

I don't really know. What are your feelings on this? And we kind of have a discussion. And then I'd always go with the one I planted. And then I'd hide in the store because there's a higher percentage of them not bringing up. It was an M-rated game if they didn't know there was a kid there. So'd hide in a corner and wait till the thing was processed and then i'd leave that was my whole system did you come up with that or did a friend tell you about it that's genius no i know i did i think it's generational because when i growing up in the 80s like the mid 80s you just i just nobody cared like you just parents didn't give a shit and nobody employees

didn't give a shit i'd, employees didn't give a shit. I'd be like eight years old and I'd be like, I want to rent a Lady Chatterley's Lover and Porky's. And they'd be like, all right, you want some cigarettes too? There was no oversight when I was a kid anywhere. Yeah, I just had to wait. I remember being like 10 and all of my friends at school were talking about South Park, but you couldn't watch South Park unless you were 15

because it was like rated 15 in all the uh tv show like vhs movie stuff and i just remember being really excited to be 15 and by the time i was 15 i was like yeah i'm not really interested the amount of movie store related hijinks i pulled as a kid to try to get through things i um i had a corn allergy growing up and I lived near a video store so I'd walk to it with my grandpa and they'd have like a popcorn machine and I'd get like a free bag of popcorn every time I went.

And eventually, I guess he must have told her that we were at dinner one night and my mom said, I was at work and the head of security came to me and he said, I need to show you something. And he brought me, he showed me this tape

and I saw you eating popcorn at the video store. You're not, not allowed to do that anymore. You can't do it. And I was terrified. I completely believed I was like maybe four or five. I was like, oh shit, I can't eat popcorn anymore. This is terrible. I love popcorn. But instead of just accepting that the next time I went to the video store, I took note of where all the security cameras were in it, and then I kind of assumed what their range of vision would be, and I created a whole path to get to the popcorn machine, in which I would think I'd be able to go unseen, and then I'd eat it within that spot of the store. I'd immediately go in, I'd hug a wall, I'd walk down the thriller section, then I'd lay

down and crawl through into drama drama and then take a right and loop and I would be at the machine I'm fairly confident I was able to avoid camera detection what uh what happened when you ate the popcorn if you were allergic oh I'd get like my I'd have rashes and like my stomach would be really upset but it was good I enjoyed the popcorn it was worth it yeah it was absolutely worth it so it'd be super noticeable to your mom afterwards oh yeah i'm sure it was for sure but i had a bunch of different allergies so i could cover it under a variety of things it's just weird to me to hear that somebody would would get something like that just be like nah i guess that's the way it is and not construct the

whole path and scheme to how to get popcorn i love the idea of you trying to stack your allergies oh yeah so what's your movie thing jeff oh okay do you want the feel good i'll tell you what let's do the bad one then we'll end on a feel good so i watched a very good movie the other day and you guys let me know let me know if i'm too concerned about this or if it's not a big deal at all uh i was uh i watched um by the way a movie you should not watch is hubie halloween i got i tried i tried real hard uh because i'm, um, by the way, a movie you should not watch is Hubie Halloween. I got, I tried, I tried real hard, uh, cause I'm, I'm a big fan of the Adam Sandler world. I want to, I want him to succeed. I want all the happy Madison movies to succeed, but very rarely it seems like it these days when Adam Sandler plays a character with a voice, does the movie

end up being worth your time? However, all the David Spade movies are pretty solid. So the wrong Missy, uh, which is, I think is a terrible, terrible name for a film. But Millie and I watched it the other night. And it's actually quite funny. And I think it would have been easily a theatrical release that would have done well. It's just a raunchy, funny, like romantic comedy. But they say f*** face in that movie maybe 25 times. And, which is great,

except they attach a different meaning to it. They're trying to steal our definition and co-opt it for their definition. Oh. First of all, was it uncensored? Yeah, uncensored. That's outrageous. It's outrageous that they said f*** face and it was uncensored

over and over and over again. But here's their definition of a f*** face. In The Wrong Missy, a f*** face is when you f*** someone, but you imagine someone else's face on their body. That's just lazy. I think it's, that's just,

I think that is such a half-assed attempt at coming up with something cool with the name f***. I think our f*** face definition makes so much more sense. It's in the DNA of the word. And I, for one, am scared, a little scared now that people are going to start thinking that that's what f*** face means word. And I, for one, am scared, a little scared now

that people are going to start thinking that that's what f*** face means. And it's going to change. People can be turning into our podcast and totally confused, thinking it's a podcast about having sex with people and wishing they were other people. And does David Spade say this in the movie?

Yes, David Spade and the female protagonist, whose name I can't remember, who is awesome in it. They both say it. Maybe our first guest on our f our face could be David Spade and we could ask him to disown that definition for us. Yeah, if he could print a retraction somewhere. I don't think we could get David Spade. We probably could get somebody who's in that movie.

We go deep enough. Bobby Lee is in it. We could probably get him. He's a podcaster and comedian. On our podcast, you think we could get Bobby Lee? Sure, why not? David Spade would be pretty cool, though. I saw him at the mall once.

I could be like, hey, I saw you at the mall once. Do you want to be on my podcast? So you're very close is what you're saying. I apologize for doubting your ability to do this. Of course. So that's the one. F*** Face is being co-opted for an entirely different meaning, which I think is just fucking lazy.

Also, interesting thing about that movie, if you watch it, and you should because it's a good movie, three different jokes where someone falls hilariously from a height, but they're not tied together in any way. They're completely and totally separate. There's no running theme of people slipping

or being clumsy or falling or none of that. There's just three fall gags, like pratfall gags, in the movie, which seems like a high number when they're not associated in any way whatsoever. How can they not be associated? How is that not a thing of the movie, though? Watch it, and you'll see. It doesn't make any goddamn sense.

What's the best David Spade movie, by the way? Tommy Boy. Better than Black Sheep? Was it the other one, Black Sheep? Oh, yeah, Black Sheep's good, but Tommy Boy's way better. Tommy Boy is definitely a better movie. Tommy Boy is one of the best movies ever made. I love Tommy Boy.

It's a great movie. I want to watch it now. Tommy Boy is a special meeting to Gavin and I. It's when he professes love to me. It's not true. It is true. It's not true. It is true.

We don't have to rehash old stories. It's fine. I accept you for who you are. We're friends. The other movie story I have, can I share with you guys rehash old stories it's fine i i accept you for who you are we're friends uh the other the other movie story i have can i share with you guys a feel-good thing that happened to me yeah there's nothing funny behind it but i have i have you know how like uh did either of you play world of warcraft at all no no okay well do you know how it like in an rpg uh you'll get like a starting

level quest like maybe level six or something like Like maybe like if you've played World of Warcraft, like a crossroad, early crossroads quest. And then at some point you're like level 80, you're mega overpowered and you realized you never turned that quest in. And then you turn it in and it's worth nothing, but it's just like peace of mind that you finished your quest.

I finished a quest that I've been on for 31 years. And I just, it's the second longest quest I have in my active quest roster. And I just, I can't fucking believe it happened. It just fell into my lap and it has brought me so much joy. I have gotten so much peace of mind from this. You have no idea. When I was 14 years old on Halloween night, I was in my bedroom in Alabama watching a horror. I was watching TV and a fucking Dracula movie came on. And in night, I was in my bedroom in Alabama watching a horror. I was watching TV and a fucking Dracula movie came on. And in it, it was in modern times and it was really, I was, it was really interesting and I was really into it and it was really cool.

And I remember thinking it was really like, kind of like satanic and scary and, uh, and I was into it, but I had to leave to go to a, like my friend was picking me up to go to a party, Halloween party or to spend the night or something. And so I left and I, and I had to leave to go to a, like my friend was picking me up to go to a party, Halloween party or to spend the night or something. And so I left and I thought, I'm gonna find out what this movie was and I'm gonna finish it someday. And this is back in like 91. So it wasn't like I was getting on the internet

to find out what the movie was or anything. And like my dad threw away the TV guide. So that was it. I just never knew what the movie was called. And then from time to time, I would look for it and I would search in horror movie sections and I would talk to people that were really, especially when I got to New Jersey and I got involved with the view of skew guys, there were a bunch of like film buffs in that group and I would talk to them and get a bunch of recommendations and then I would go and rent a movie and I could never find this film. Every couple of years, it'll pop into my head and I'll think about it and I'll write down everything I remember from the movie and I'll put that into Google and it never returns any results.

Or when it does return results, it returns the same fucking movie called The Satanic Rites of Dracula, which is a Hammer film with like a Christopher Lee Dracula movie, but it takes place in modern times. And I always thought in my head, it was definitely Christopher Lee, but this was, you know, 31 years ago. So your memory is a bit spotty. And every time I, and the name, The Satanic Rites of Dracula, sounded very familiar to me, and so I've watched that movie, like, three times, and it fucks with my head, because it's not the movie, at all, it's not even close to the movie, however, I recognize, like, half the people

in the film, and I don't know why, and I just keep getting this, like, itch, well, the other night, I wanted to watch a horror movie in bed, to celebrate, you know, Halloween's coming. So I have a subscription to the Criterion SVOD and they had like a 70s horror movie thing. And so I popped it up and there was a movie on there. I just clicked one randomly and it was called Dracula AD 1972. And within 30 seconds of the movie coming on, I realized this was probably the movie. And then 20 minutes later, the scene happened that, I realized this was probably the movie. And then 20 minutes later, the scene happened that I remember and it's the fucking movie.

And I saw it. And here's what happened. Dracula AD 1972 was made right before the satanic rites of Dracula. And it's a modern day Dracula movie, obviously, because that stupid fucking name, Dracula AD 1972, which is, I think, a fucking terrible,

terrible name for a film. But when you Google modern day Dracula films, the Satanic Rites of Dracula comes up, because I guess it was more popular, and they were filmed back to back, and ironically, most of the cast is the same, because they film these things pretty close

together sometimes, so they just reused a lot of the actors in the Satanic Rites of Dracula. So every time I would see the Satanic Rites of Dracula, I would recognize people, because they were in the fucking movie that i had been trying to find i just didn't realize there were two and the other one had just always come up in the search results and then i also realized it was because the scenes that i remembered in my head i had all wrong like they were out of sequence and i was remembering stuff close but just wrong enough that when i would like write down the scene google would find no results but i fucking watched it and it was awesome and it completed a 31 year quest in my life that must

have been so satisfying because i have that i have an open quest for a film that i saw it gave me nightmares when i was a child but i've i'd never figured out what it was dude yeah it was like the most satisfying emily felt emily was asleep i woke her up to tell her about it she's like she's like i don't give a shit shut up and i'm like no you don't understand i was like the most satisfying. Emily felt, Emily was asleep. I woke her up to tell her about it. She's like, I don't give a shit. Shut up. And I'm like, no, you don't understand. I was like almost in tears because I was just like, I had all but given up. I thought I must have made it up in my head.

I had misremembered it. I was like, it's 2020. I have the internet. If I can't find this movie, it doesn't exist. I must have been like, I don't know. I just, I must've invented it in my brain, but I didn't. I just remembered it very wrong. Yeah, I'm looking for a movie where there's a kid

and he's like lost in this giant house and he's like stuck behind a gate and he's like shouting out for people. And I don't know anything more than that, but I'll know it if I ever see it. And that'll close the quest. People Under the Stairs? Is that the name of a movie? Yeah, People Under the St the stairs it's about it is that what is the kid uh is it

British American oh I don't remember that I must have been four or five when I got scared watching whatever was on it was like one of those movies it was on tv and my dad was asleep and I was just staring at the tv like what is this so it's definitely like a grown-up movie I think so yeah but the problem is we don't even know the genre that could be a comedy that has one scene it could be absolutely it could be anything that i just decided to find such a very vague thing do you remember like period like was it modern or old-timey or uh i mean it was probably i was watching it probably in like 93 so it could have been early 80s, early 90s. And go through it again because with the power of the audience,

they'll be able to find this for you. I remember it being like a gloomy, like bluish shot, maybe like a tile floor. And the kid is like stuck behind this door, like a gate almost. And he's like screaming out to people. And then he's wandering around this house and you can't find anyone. I have no idea what I was watching was do you do you remember the kid's ethnicity uh i would say he was white with black hair that feels very like not factual in any way and it's just like an assumption of memory of what that would be that's the weird things with stuff like

that like when you're trying to process those with time as you mentioned jeff it starts to feel like you made everything up about this yeah just the assumptions you made and the missed memories become fact to the story yeah i mean i can still very clearly remember this like these people having a picnic at midnight in a graveyard and sharing cups of wine but what actually happened was they had a black mass inside a church that kind of looked like it was outside and had some exterior shots every once in a while and they weren't sharing wine that one of the the dude cut his hand and filled up a goblet with blood and then poured it over somebody and i when i saw it i went oh yeah that's what i saw it's so i just but i had convinced myself that it was this this other thing so you weren't you weren't a kid when you

watched that i was 14 and i was actually thinking about it today because i was cleaning out my um and i was like god memory is imperfect uh but then i was cleaning out my uh storage shed a little bit today i had to move some stuff and i found a locker like a like a combo lock for like a it was for my high school gym uh or for my high school wall locker and i fucking remember the combination what first try i don't think i had used this since i was 15 maybe 16 it was my high school like wall locker combo like it's just like a little like you know one of those little like combo locks little blue and silver lock and i just picked it up and i went 11 36 13 click got it you remember that but you don don't remember the note you wrote four days ago?

Yeah, dude. That's what's fucking up about memory. 11, 36, 13. Why is that still in my head after that many fucking years? I have no idea. Not even the note. Jeff, like two weeks ago, messaged me a question or that he messaged me to ask me a question and forgot the question within 90 seconds.

It makes no sense. I messaged you to ask you if I could ask you a question, which, as Gavin me to ask me a question and forgot the question within 90 seconds. It makes no sense. I messaged you to ask you if I could ask you a question, which, as Gavin points out, is fucking stupid. And then by the time you responded, I had forgotten the question. Alright, well that was a good ep. That was a lot of movie talk, but I think there was some good f*** face in there. Well, the Gurple f*** face, which is one of the funniest

f*** faces already in the history of the show. Yeah, and that we only really fleshed out last night. Yeah, without, if you wouldn't have texted me i would have just assumed it was there and i would have never known there's actually a benefit for nick finishing the episodes for us to listen to because we get a lot of content out of our own content i would have looked at the comments for the episode thought wow i guess gerple really didn't connect with people that's interesting it didn't land yeah you know what i think we should do? What? I think we should end it in a nice, easy way

and give Eric some, cut Eric some slack. Give him an easy exit today. What do you say? Okay. Yeah, I'm being quiet so you can end it. Okay.

I just want to make sure you guys are okay with it and we don't want to torture him or anything. Well, hey, this concludes another episode of F*** Face. Apparently this week

it was largely a movie podcast. Maybe you saw a movie about a kid, a little boy, dark hair, probably pale, period indeterminate, but wandering around a house, can't find anybody. At one point, he's behind some sort of a gate. He's screaming to people. He's calling out for them, but they're not paying any attention. They're not seeing him. It sounds like my dog just barked. There may have been a TV. There may have been a shot with a TV in there too. Is it possible you're watching a TV movie? Do we have to rule that in too?

It's entirely possible. I was literally four or five years old watching this. Well, if you remember the movie Gavin's talking about, if it strikes any bells, please let us know. He would love to complete this quest, and as someone who just completed his second longest quest, I can tell you it feels pretty darn

good inside. Thanks for listening and like and subscribe and tell a friend or an enemy and tune in next week. It probably won't be about movies. It'll probably be about something else stupid. It'll be about movies. Yeah.