Regulation Podcast - Ice Cream Gloves // 2023 is the Summer of '98 [157]

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scooper guy, brain use, 4DX sleep, recipe photography, COVID fog, Max, an amazing coincidence, alter ego era, Summer of '98, rollercoaster puke, Cosmic Crisp follows Gavin, body expertise, hair, albums, and mix tape creation. We got that F**kface Museum on deck and we hope you're there to see *IT* which we cannot legally say what it is but you know what it is. Grab a ticket at www.RTXaustin.com and see IT! Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast starring in Agneg order. We got Frosty, we got Ramrod. Ram Scoop. Ram Scoop. Ram Scoop. We got a regulation guy. We got Gooch Pooch and yours truly, T-Bone. Welcome to the podcast. You are called a comment lever or a regulation listener. That's the introductions out of the way.

Hello, everyone. Gotta help anyone who made this the first episode they tried. Are you good at scooping ice cream, Gavin? As Ram Scoop, I feel like that's your thing. That's your move. You're a scooper guy. I've never been one. I've never owned a scooper. I've always just done a dessert

spoon and had some really messy ice cream chunks instead of meatballs. Have you bent a lot of spoons over the course of your life? Yeah. Yeah. You should really get an ice cream scooper.

I feel like as Ram Scoop, that's kind of part of your thing. Oh, that's a great idea. And you get the fun little button. You hit the button. It's great. The ice cream comes out. I wonder what the most

premium ice cream... You know how you can get those sort of over-engineered cork removers, the electric ones, where you just hit a button and it kind of does all the work. I wonder if there's a completely automated ice cream scooper.

You know what there should be? What would make it even better? Because I've seen ice cream scoops, by the way, I don't know about you guys. I've used them a lot in my life. A lot of times they don't fucking work. Like if the ice cream is frozen, it's still hard as dicks to get ice cream out.

So one tip I've learned over the years that I think my grandpa probably taught me or something is you like run the scoop over under hot water for a little while. So it like heats it up. So then it goes into the ice cream a little bit easier. It'd be cool if you could get an overly technologically advanced one that also has a heating element. Mm hmm. Ooh, there are ice cream scoops. I'm looking them up. I'm looking at a couple different ones, like William Sonoma type stuff,

where it's taking the heat from your hand to heat up the rest of the spoon to cut through the ice cream. It's, again, heat conductive liquid in the handle takes advantage of the natural warmth of your hand to facilitate smooth scooping and provide easy release. I don't know if I want to pay to have something use my own heat. Like, I made that heat.

What am I paying for? You're paying to have access to that heat in new and exciting ways. I might as well shove my fingers into the ice cream. Please don't do that. Does feel kind of like Kickstarter scammy, the idea of like you heat

the spoon look at this innovation look i want to come over to your house and i want ice cream and i want it to be easily taken out of the ice cream container and i don't want your fingers all over it so if you can conduct your heat in a more uh sanitary way if i shove my hand up a up a plastic bag and then shove my fingers in that i'm fine with i don't think that would work well i think that'd be terrible ice cream gloves you would be fine with that yeah yeah sanitary i want i want ice all right we need to invent ice cream gloves i want a glove that is made with the same material as those hand warmers so I'll put my hand in, it activates, goes really hard and rigid, and then I'll do the scooping.

Okay. What? What? You lost me with the rigid part. You want your hand to go rigid? Well, I'm just thinking of, you know, those things that, you know, those little pouches

that are liquid and you squeeze them and they go all hard but hot. What? Have you ever used one? They use like, there's like a little activated hand warmer. The hand warmers we have are always like little packs, and you break them up, and it activates rust and nickel or something,

or metal, and then that's what heats it up. I wouldn't want to put that in ice cream. But that'd be inside the inner walls of the glove. What's the outer walls of the glove? Something hygienic. This is not something hygienic. This is not a... Something hygienic. This is not a reusable product.

No. Oh, these are like condoms. This is like a one and done. Oh. No, no, no. You put them in the microwave to reset them. Oh, I see. I see.

I see. We're talking about two different kinds of hand warmers. Okay. Yes. You know when you get water below freezing and then suddenly it freezes and you see it like creeping through it's like the opposite of that in a hand yeah there's something really funny about imagining you saying who wants some ice cream as you throw your glove into the microwave meanwhile other guy with just spoon is doing

fine already has two bowls worth like i don't know yeah but he bent two spoons in the process and they'll never be straight the right way again. He's using his heat. I take my glove out of the drawer, put my hand in, hit the button, and I go, ahhh! As my hand goes completely solid and hot, and I dunk it in ice cream tubs.

Now that's a party trick. It's like a fucking Spartan armor lock. Yeah. It is, yeah. And I activate my gel layer. Stand back. Ram scoop's working. Ice cream flies everywhere. And then he scoops the ice cream. He rams his hand

in and then scoops out the ice cream. It's so fucking literal. I have a question. What are we talking about? We're talking about ice cream sticks. I'll tell you what we're talking about. We're talking about products that we will not make. Yeah. Well, I was thinking you want to do the fruit gloves.

This sounds like maybe an attachment of that and not some tease the future does do. Well, let's put ice cream gloves straight behind fruit gloves as things we'll never make. Which are, the fruit gloves are under my desk right now. I just have to, I'm never gonna

make those things you can test it in the future we have something coming up there is a product that might work why do you ask about scooping well because ram scoop your name ram scoop and that's it yeah how are you feeling by the way this week uh a little bit better still still kind of terrible but a little bit better get any of those pills are you still in the gatorade i there's no point like you have to i guess take the pills within like the first five days for them to work but a little bit better get any of those pills are you still in the gatorade i there's no point like you have to i guess take the pills within like the first five days for them to work no point in taking medicine well for those specifically do you are you still testing positive i tested negative for the first time yesterday hey congratulations nice a little bit of progress

but i'm having a do you guys do you guys listen to things to fall asleep? Is that a thing that works for you? Yeah. No. That's fair. Do you have, now when you listen to something, Gavin, does it have to be specific or can it be like anything? How do you make your choice on what you listen to? If it's not designed to make me fall asleep, I can listen to it.

If it's like one of those sleep things or people talking like they're trying to put you to sleep, it just doesn't work for me. That's fair. I'd rather listen to like a video about a nuclear accident. Really? That specifically? Yeah. Something that's like mildly interesting. I'm like, oh yeah, I can get into this. And then I'm just like...

So you want something that's like surface level interesting, but it's really a trap and it's actually boring? That's like the ideal. Uh, yeah. Yeah. I've got to con myself into falling asleep. I guess maybe I could try that.

It's got to sneak up on you. I need a narrative typically when I fall asleep. So I like, I really enjoy rain sounds because I can craft like a thing in my head of like, oh, it's just raining outside and I'm comfortable and it's raining. You pick one of the few things that doesn't have a narrative. Well, no, for myself. For myself, I need to establish a narrative in which I'm hearing the sound or else it doesn't work for me. Have you considered being awake all day and then doing stuff all day and then at the very end, when it's at the end of the day,

after you've eaten and you've put on your jammies and you've brushed your teeth and it's like late at night and you're tired, just going into a dark room laying into a comfortable bed and then turning closing your eyes and just turning off i've tried that typically that works yeah you've just described everything in the day up to the point where my brain just starts thinking about everything yeah completely ape shit gavin's thinking about fucking ice cream gloves and he can't turn it off it's because you're not using your brain enough in the day. Yeah? It's got too much end of day energy

because it's been idle for too long. You gotta engage with your brain more early on. You need brain reps. That's what you need. Yeah, hey, idiot. Start thinking a little bit more fucking dipshit. Come on. I wanna try that. Think harder earlier and you'll tire your brain out. That's a try that. Think harder earlier and you'll tire your brain out.

That's a great idea. Think harder earlier. Wake up. That's why Jeff is writing down his thoughts. Wake up. Think so fucking hard it makes you tired

and then just coast for the rest of your day. I'm going to make it so that when I wake up, I bang my head on a Sudoku and I just have to get started. There's at least one point in almost every day

where I go, I am thinking way too hard about this i need a break and it's always face related that's shocking of all things that's all i think about dude even like on a sunday oh no i said almost every day not every day although i don't know about you guys but face is kind of a three six five oh for sure or seven kind of a thing for me it's just of all the unfortunate all the shows to claim that you think too much too much thinking about yeah that's just the only one i care about the problem for me like so there's some people like train noises my problem is when i hear train noises in my head i'm now in the train and i'm thinking about where am i going and there's nowhere i really want to go in the train and it just becomes uncomfortable and then i can't relax because it's an issue of

like i don't want to actually be here like the sounds that's what i meant by narrative i need the craft like where i am why am i hearing this for it to work am i on the wrong train exactly why why am i going here once i've never i've never traveled by train why would i choose to choose my train? Is there food on this train? What if there was the sounds of a fictional vehicle? Oh, that would be... What type of fiction are we thinking? Are we thinking like a flying car?

Something underwater? A magic school bus or something. Oh, magic school bus. You know what? I think the magic school bus could work. I think I would find that relaxing. That might solve my problem. I don't know if that exists,

but I've encountered an issue. So with me not being able to breathe, one of the only places I've been able to sleep is my bathtub. So I've been sleeping in the bath quite a bit. And I decided for the first time to mix the rain noises with the bathtub, which has been very effective,

but it is causing me it's causing me several problems i keep waking up in complete terror that i have flooded the bathroom i will wake up to loud water like splashing everywhere and there is a solid 10 seconds of panic that i have completely flooded my living space. You're an idiot. You 4DX'd your sleeping situation. I did. Yeah. I did. And it's a real problem. So that's why I was asking. I was hoping for maybe an alternative. Find a different sound

that would narratively work for me but not make me think. How about instead of sound? Have you ever tried to read in bed? That puts me to sleep if I am having trouble. But I'm in the tub. Once again, remember remember jeff right like that's a dangerous game with a book reading in the tub is dangerous to you yeah well because if i'm trying to fall asleep yeah it's not great for the book it's not great for the book how do you get around the the grip problem what do you mean the grip problem i feel like when you're sleeping you're kind of shuffling around to get

comfortable and i feel like all you would hear is like, as your skin is like, in the tub. Oh, I don't, I get, we talked about this before, I cork in, I cork up, get the water going a nice temperature, then I drift off. He's pretty in there, like, I think it's pretty solid. Yeah, it's

good. There are no concerns. Remember, he's got that weird-shaped bathtub. I do. It's annoying that weird shaped bathtub i do it's annoying he dams it up but i've genuinely like four or five times in the last few days i've woken up in complete terror thinking that i flooded everything would you have the the overflow drain there uh yeah but the water goes over it it easily i did learn i learned at one point that if you leave it at the highest amount it drains just fast enough to go over but not above the tub so you can safely run it at full full forever technically but you do run out of water oh it's like an infinity pool it is yeah so what's so

what you scared of well Well, because if you... Oh, my tub is really stupid. If you turn, the full power isn't cranked all the way. All the way is as hot as it can get, but it's not the most volume it can pour. So if you have it in the middle, it's middle temperature and also shooting faster. And if you do it there, it will overflow.

Undeniably. That makes sense. So the only way to not overflow is to sear your skin yeah yeah i think that's that's maybe the only way i did i almost had an overflow situation where there was like there's like a piece of plastic or something in the time i don't remember what was in the tub maybe it was paper got in the tub and it partially clogged the auto drain and i realized i was like ah it's making some weird noises and then i turned the light on on my phone and the water was like on the edge that was terrifying it's a real mission impossible so how many hours are you getting at a time at most like an hour and a half i'd say okay since for like over a week now, right? For over a week, yeah.

And it's not getting much better? It's improving, but it's not great. And what does the tub give you that the bed doesn't? It locks me up. It corks me in an upright position. Do you think you could accomplish this with more pillows? Like if you went from 8 to 12 or 16? No, because as Gavin said, there is some shuffling typically to get comfortable.

And as I shuffle the situation. Oh, you know what you need? What do I need? You need sleep spaghetti. I was thinking about that the other day. You need to burrow into a little nest of sleep spaghetti. And it will cradle and comfort you. And you won't have to move.

I don't think there's any cradling or comfort with sleep spaghetti oh it's amazing could we just get a ring of plastic that represents the top of your bathtub and just put that on the bed just to like keep you in i'm imagining like when you uh when you like cut a cookie you want you want all of no i don't know i don't think so because it's the the that's not the part the bed moves the bed adjusts but it would keep you corked no it won't because i don't think because eventually the bed pushes away from the wall okay how about this how about that seems like effort too we have all the tools already in your apartment, I think. What if you just got in the bathtub without putting water in it and threw a blanket over you? I don't... I guess, yeah, that would solve the...

I wouldn't be worried about flooding. You wouldn't have to worry about the flooding. You'd be in the sleepable position. And then you just add some... You know, throw a pillow and a blankie in there. Stuffed animals. I already have a pillow in there. That's already set.

I just need a problem. There you go. Problem solved. Easy. Okay easy okay i'll try that i appreciate going through this ridiculous exercise thank you dude i i want you to sleep more than an hour and a half a night you do that for too long and you're gonna lose your fucking mind i'm pretty sure if i came over i could get you tucked in in bed in a way that gives you all the benefits of the bath but you don't absorb water i think you have no idea what you're talking about. No, I think Gavin's got a point. Sometimes getting tucked in is awesome.

There needs to be a service for people that want to be tucked in. Professionally tucked in. I could tuck you in. Yeah. I don't disagree with the tucking part. I get anxious about the tuck. Because once I've been tucked, I would feel bad if I

untucked. Yeah, but you're a guy who likes to be corked. You would love to be tucked. And if I'm there to re-tuck you... That's what I was going... I was going to say, like, this is a situation where if it was just a person, very uncomfortable. But if Gavin comes over, tucks Andrew in, and then stays

with him all night in case he gets untucked, then retucks him. I think that that's a great idea. Now, are you enforcing the tuck? Do I have to remain tucked or do I have free will here? Can I get up? You want to remain tucked. Yeah, no, but my brain, my brain gets chaotic and would want for the worst.

But you're tucked in the bathtub. What are you talking about? You're just like to be caught up. No, I understand. I'm saying that in a scenario in which there's somebody there to tuck me my brain is immediately gonna go well i'm just not gonna be tucked i'm gonna fight this tucking as much as possible i'm just gonna be as difficult as i can you gotta you gotta fuck you gotta deal with you then oh that's yeah absolutely you're inviting me over to wrestle no i don't i'm not

gonna wrestle i'm just gonna sneak out of that tuck a little bit. It's like, there's a difference between wanting help sleeping and then being combative about getting help sleeping. You're the most defiant sleeper. Yeah, well, it's not sleeping necessarily. It's just like, oh, you're going to make me tucked? I got to be tucked? Okay, we'll see about that.

We'll see how tucked I am. That's like if I brought you lunch. You want me to eat and you just kick it out the window? I'll show'll see how tucked I am. That's like if I brought you lunch, you're like, oh, you want me to eat? And you just kick it out the window. I'll show you how fucking hungry I am. If we were in our paranoid era of the show, that is how I would have reacted for sure. So you wouldn't be able to just for one night,

relax, let me tuck you in. Let me make you try and feel corked in a bed and then maybe just keep an eye on it all night. I think it would be the worst night of sleep of my life easily i think i would be so uncomfortable and then i wouldn't want to move realistically i wouldn't move and i'd just be miserable the entire night well i would i would be as i'm tucking you in i'd be wanting feedback i'd be like how's it feel how's it feel on the legs is your back supported but how you feel in one moment is not how you're going to feel

several moments down the road, potentially. Well, that's what I'm there for. I'm there all night. But you don't have that option when you're corked in the tub. Like once you're set, you're set. So I don't know why it has to be different in the bed just because Gavin did it.

I, yeah, I guess, I don't know. I'd feel like there'd be a weird social pressure wanting Gavin to feel like he did a good job. I feel like this isn't a sleep issue. It a it's a you and me issue now it could yeah i think it would be a person issue at that point huh i guess i'm disqualified how about your mom do you trust your do you trust your mom to tuck you no i don't think there's anyone i don't think there's any person that i would let my mom tuck me in she's my mom was good at talking to me and dude that's the best person that could tuck you in. The best.

Are we talking like a standard? I'm very specific as well. I don't like the sheets under the bed. I need the sheets loose. You don't like sheets? Oh, yeah. You don't like an under mattress tuck? No. And I feel like that's part of the standard tuck experience.

The default. I could customize the tuck experience to whatever you want. That's the point. No, I default. I could customize the tuck experience to whatever you want. That's the point. No, I understand. Yeah, I just, I don't think it would work. Okay.

Yeah, I just don't know why you have to shit on his idea before we even try it. He's giving you the option of ultimate tuck flexibility here. I don't, I don't respectfully as well to you guys

because it's a very kind offer. I don't think you know how to tuck very well. I don't trust your tucking abilities. You're full of shit. Well, now you're attacking Gavin. I'm going to watch you. I'm going to say, get in the bath. Fall asleep in the bath. I'm going to watch everything you do in the bath. I'm going to

watch what happens. I'm going to replicate. I'm going to order supplies. I'm going to replicate that the next night in the bed and you're going to feel like you're in the bath but you'll be able to go all night. I think you're going to look at me in the bed and immediately go i'm not qualified for this i don't know i don't know what i'm doing here this is more complex than i realized i just don't know look clearly i'm not using my brain enough in the day right i'm too awake if i put

if i put all of my effort into getting you tucked i think i'd sleep soundly. That, yes. Yes, you would. I bet you would sleep better than I would. This is actually a solution if you have sleep issues. Maybe this is the only way to get both of you a good night's sleep. The thing is, the immediate issue I have with all this is that if

I'm going to get any sleep, I'm going to have to sleep on his floor, which I assume is completely filthy disgusting crumbs no hair no we determined that andrews was quite clean wait what when we saw we saw pictures of his apartment and we were like oh so much cleaner than we thought it was really clean yeah yeah there are times listen i will knock over a thing and i'll trip over a sushi container, but it's not going to live there. Did you see the AI pictures somebody did of Jesus throughout the eras and they had Jesus slipping? It was on the F*** Face subreddit.

They had Jesus slipping on Andrew's sushi container. No, I'd love to see it. Eric, can you find that and throw it in the chat? Yeah, I'll see if I can find it. Thanks. That's great. There's a thread that has like 10 photos in it and like you can scroll through and then in the comments is that one that specific one because they forgot to include it i just before i'm finding these i'm looking right now but i just

want to point out i said it in the chat that uh this is the episode where the most could probably be taken out of context and just put into like drops. Anything sticking out for you? Yeah, just, I mean, when you're talking- You can go all night. You said that. Yeah. That flagged in my head. I'll get you in the bed, and then-

Oh, all right. And then you won't know what to do with me in the bath. Yeah, I'm gonna study what you do in the bathtub. Yeah. Should we make that the preview for next week? Yeah, really. Out of context. Damn. what you do in the bathtub yeah should we have should we make that the preview for next week uh i just want to point out somebody removed the topic uh from the subreddit it was deemed uh too far off topic oh i'm just letting you know that's so that moderator is out of control just saying well anyway there's a picture out there somewhere of jesus slipping on

andrew's sushi container and it looks you'll probably be able to see it in the comments for this one, because I'm sure they're going to be eager to put it back in and be like, I told you so. How is Jesus slipping on sushi too far away from this? Where else would that be used? Probably the Bible. Yeah, I would think it's either here or the Bible. Like the Bible bible like 2023 edition you're not a big jesus falls subreddit user it's not it's not one of your go-to places i've uh i realized earlier that um i sent some totally non-ironic pictures as a part of a work

conversation yesterday and uh and i looked at it again i was like how is this work what do you mean uh for the audience it's uh pictures of the thrice to meet you prototype and the smashed remote control from gavin's bedroom because they wanted to know how big they were so i was like well for the face museum i a part of me i went all out because a part of me was like goob i don't know it one is the length of a apple tv remote and the other is the length of two gloves but then i thought i'll go all out and i'll i'll do it properly oh that's great it did make me really happy to read that email because they asked for measurements on things like the rock that you guys dug up for the beanhole video.

The idea that the rock needs to be measured is so funny. I know. I gotta fucking go out and I gotta take pictures of it too. Just send them the video. I was so busy. Here's a 30 minute video. Figure it out. I was so busy today taking photos of other shit that I'm pushing that

off till next week. So you've been working hard on recipe book photography? Yeah, we missed you. We thought you were going to show up because you expressed interest at Lasertag, but you did not show up. But it's fine. It would have been talent heavy at that point. At Lasertag? Oh yeah, we went

to Lasertag for Gavin's birthday. Oh, shit, that's amazing. I didn't invite you, Andrew, because you won't set foot in this country but I would have loved to have had you there that's not that's not true second of all I initially felt bad that I missed your birthday and that's gone that flew away

I got blasted on the field first when was your birthday the same day as it is every year that's that's rough I wrote it last episode because i like the way it looks written down you did oh my god that's not fair in defense to me i was deep in covid at that point 23rd of may it's may 23rd i'm a gemini edger yeah out of context says a lot a lot to work with

this episode uh that's really fucking funny uh but yeah today we filmed we did the product photography for andrew's coffee for the regulation pizza which i'm really really excited about the way we did that uh gavin's cold cheese

sandwich we shot we shot the andrew's desk grilled cheese we shot the regulation bagel. We shot Andrew's hash brown mash, which is one of the grossest things I've ever made, and boiled peanuts. We just have the condiments and the purple nightmare left to film. We just didn't get to it today. It was a lot.

So you had to make all these? Yeah. Well, I had to make them look made, right? So the peanuts didn't have to be boiled for seven hours. They got boiled for like three. make them look made right so they got the peanuts didn't have to be the peanuts didn't have to be boiled for seven hours they got boiled for like three and did you follow the instructions to my cheese sandwich as i wrote them or did you just you can ask eric to annoying detail i had i have the cookbook up on my laptop and i was using i mentioned to him many times boy it's really

convenient to have all these recipes right here in a cookbook when I'm trying to make them. It was so thorough that as he was reading it out loud, Millie kept looking at me and rolling her eyes. It was just the excruciating detail of making a cold sandwich that was just cheese and Branston pickle. It was great. It was really something. I'm so excited to see it. Oh oh they look great they look the photos are incredible they're awesome yeah i didn't i i've realized that my life just doesn't function now unless there's a calendar invite for it i just had no idea that was happening today even though you told me about it well i don't know sorry about

that man i i apologize no i this is me i'm sorry i'm i'm worthless i'll make sure i'll make sure that we have invites going forward i will say there was an invite on the calendar for me and jeff so i can't i i can't knock you for that so i'll just make sure you're on it next time here's a little preview of Oh no. Oh wow. What is that? It's red sauce with a pepperoni slice in it. It's like a cocktail. It does look a little bit like a cocktail. We got creative with how we

presented a lot of the ingredients. We decided instead of showing you what a boring old regulation pizza looks like we'll show you the before photo. And then you can take your own after photo and put it in there. We're going to make a box, like an open box on the page. It's like, insert your own after photo here. I would be so mad if I bought a cookbook and every photo was just the ingredients and not actually what it looks like.

Which is a fucking joke we came up with at the grocery store we were walking around i think oh i was like i don't want to cook a full fucking full pizza today i feel like we've we've been on fire with like the suddenness of like coming up with ideas recently it's been really good yeah eric and i have a really good idea for a piece of supplemental content we want to do with you guys uh that we came up with yesterday while we were doing the break show did you go shopping together today you were in a supermarket yeah he came by at 11 we went to heb and then we bought all the ingredients i'd printed out i'd made a list of everything i thought we needed and then we came home earlier that i got up about 7 a.m to start

all this i had to go to the storage facility to get the lighting kits and everything and get it all set up i had to borrow millie's camera. It wasn't charged. I had to charge it. It didn't have a card in it, so I had to go buy an SD card. I'm devastated because this would have been a great day for Stuart to show up after a long day. Yeah, Stuart would have had a ball. He would have had a fucking ball.

Eric and I, first off, we're great. We're hard working dudes. We are not great at shopping at a grocery store. I was telling him I wish I could see a heat map of us going back and forth to the grocery store trying to find stuff. We went to both sides three times. It was bad. And the whole time we're going, I hate grocery shopping.

H-E-B has an app. It tells you exactly where everything is. Oh, I didn't know H-E-B had an app that tells you about that. I wasn't aware of that either. Where the fuck were you at 11.30 when we needed the app? Well, you guys clearly didn't want Stuart around, so you didn't put a calendar invite in.

Dude, the other day I was walking... I must have heat mapped the same place six times looking for some Old Bay spice or something, and then I looked in the app and it told me exactly where it was. That's exactly where it was. It's incredible. The hardest thing for us to find today,

I think, was cranberry sauce. Yep. Really? So do you have more to do? Yeah, I'm going to cook everybody's. I'm going to make everybody's condiments. There are five because Eric didn't make one during the contest,

but he made one later. So I'm going to make all the condiments. I'm going to make the purple nightmare. And then I have Gavin's holiday stuffing. And that's it everything else like i said is uh is made or we're gonna use uh like stock photography or art you know like have tobin or michelle or somebody draw something so when are you doing the rest i probably do it monday or something yeah need a hand uh yeah i would love a hand i would love a hand. I would love a hand. I would love for you to see

what I'm going to do with your condiment. Yeah, that'd be great. You're going to take a picture on the bottom of your foot? We'll see. I got some ideas. That whole sequence

out of context is incredible. There's so much you can do with all that. This is a great out of context episode. There's so much you can do with all of that. This is a great out of context episode.

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stupid, stupid stories? Yeah, of yeah of course dumb things i did i think even though i haven't had covet for a bit now and i didn't have it for very long and i never really got that sick i think i still have covet fog on my brain because last night emily and i went to bed and we were going to watch a succession and i realized it's the first time i've tried to use the h max hbo max max since the fucking flip over thing and so i i click on the app and it takes me to the store like the apps the apple store to download the new version of the app and it asked me to put in my username and my password my like hbo username and password and so i do and it's one of those auto-generated ones and for some reason my i there's a problem with my iPhone

where it won't connect to CarPlay and it won't connect to TVs anymore. So I can't ever do it on my phone. And so I'm painstakingly typing this password and it's like 30 characters and I just can't get it. And so eventually, I switch it all over

and have Emily download it all and then try to do it on her phone and copy and paste the password. And it's not working. It's not working. So then I go and I reset the password and I'm able to log in on my phone just fine. It's just a fucking TV app won't work. I can log into the app on my phone just fine. So I like, fuck it. Maybe I'll just change my password and we'll start all over again. So I changed my password on the phone and get it all to work. It logs in. It works. Go to it. Emily tries again. We're working on two fucking

phones here at this point and this app. And I'm literally like 25 minutes. At some point, I'm like, can we just cast it from the phone to the TV? I'm prepared to do that. And then I'm like, no, that's quitting. That's quitter behavior. I'm going to figure this out. And then literally like 25 minutes into just me bitching nonstop to Emily about how this is so fucking stupid and it doesn't work. Emily looks at and she goes, what password are you typing in? And I go, my fucking HBO password. And she goes, it says it wants your Apple ID password.

I think it's asking for permission to install the app, not log into the app, you idiot. And then I spent the next 15 minutes trying to figure out what my stupid Apple ID password was, and then I did, and then it fucking worked. I spent over 30 minutes trying to watch Succession last night because I'm stupid. I'm 100%

dumb. And then today, I plug in this fucking SD card into Millie's camera. I had to borrow her camera, and it won't format the card. And it keeps telling me that it can't capture to the card. It needs to be formatted. And I keep going to format it and it won't format. It won't format it.

But I'm getting mad and I'm yelling at it. And I'm like, Millie, your fucking camera doesn't work. And Millie's like, hold on. And then she's like, we reseat the card and we go through a bunch of times.

Then she takes out, she goes, there's no card in here. This is just like the sleeve. You're supposed to put the micro SD card in the, and I realized that I just didn't take that out of the wrapper. I just took the fucking, like the thing out and just stuck that in. And there was no goddamn card in the whole time.

You plugged in an adapter. I plugged in an adapter. And then I just shoved the fucking actual card like in a drawer somewhere. And I had to go find it. It's like plugging in a light to an extension cord and not plugging in the extension cord into the wall and going what the fuck is wrong with this thing?

It was so long and Jeff was so mad. So mad. I get mad so fast when stuff doesn't work now and it's always me. It's never stuff's fault. I want someone from HBO to come by and clean up their shit.

That's two apps now. That's HBO Now and HBO Plus 3, HBO Go, HBO Max. It's just dregs. It's all gone, though, now, right? Yeah, it's just Max. Oh, you just want somebody to come and delete it all for you? Yeah, stop leaving empty apps, you idiots. Wait, you're mad that you still have it downloaded?

That's what this outrage is about? No, it's just leaving a bunch of mess. It's like kicking a bunch of trash through my front door. Just delete it. What are you talking about? I don't know, man. I'm not with you on that one. It's the least inconvenient thing in the world.

No way. What are they talking about? No, Gavin, I'm with you. It's like having a party and somebody brings a bunch of stuff and then leaves a bunch of garbage at your house. You already made me switch to the new app like a year ago.

What's wrong with this one? I will say I'm in no position to criticize apps for at least the next three weeks based on the stupidity of last night. I kind of wish you never would have figured it out and you were still mad at HP. Dude, I was so so angry and i'm like why does it work on my phone why can i log it on my phone it's the same password that's amazing and then yeah do you want to see an amazing coincidence i would love to see after the last episode because we were talking about how jeff and i

stayed in that uh really romantic room in San Antonio. My phone must have heard me because in my memories this popped up. Oh my god. 2013. That's crazy. I'm not sure if that was the time because I think I've been there a couple of times. I'm not sure if that was the exact time. Yeah, we've been there a few times.

But I just love that that popped up. That's perfect. Almost exactly 10 years ago. I mean, if we were there June 13, 2013, that would have been for an NBA Finals game. That would have been the Spurs versus the Heat. That was probably the night that you dumped your drink down that lady's shirt from behind,

and then we saw her texting about some idiot Heat fans that just dumped their drink on her, and she was about ready to turn around and slap the shit out of us for being annoying yeah yeah yeah uh yeah my my first couple years in this country were just madness yeah no just like just just drunk in public oh I should have just calmed down a little bit that day. We were walking out to go see Jason and Nick Saldana because they were at the game, too. And I don't know if you remember this, but you bumped into a dude who ended up being a fan and you spilled a drink all down him, too. Or like his dad.

I think about a bit. You're sure you were the character. No. And this is that was me trying to hold it together. You were. You were trying to hold it together. Definitely trying. Definitely failing.

And you were just screaming. You were just yelling Tottenham Hotspurs chants the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, you Spurs. Yeah. But in the football chant. It was pretty fucking funny.

Yeah. Apparently, I knew Stuart a lot earlier than I realized. No, I see Stuart. Stuart's never trying to hold it together. 2013 Gavin was a bumbling fucker. That's for sure. It's been a... I think we're in the alter ego era.

I mean, in the last few weeks, we've had Errol, Stuart, and Ramscoop all take on personalities of their own. Do we know what Ramscoop does outside of scoop ice cream with a glove? I think that's definitely our foundation, and then we'll build out from there. Okay. Well, that's the starting point. Eric wants to be in a new era right now.

He wants to be in the summer of 98. He wants it to be the summer of 98. I've been, I don't know what it is, but like 1998 in my head is like, man, what a cool summer that was. We were at Laser Tag and Millie won a bunch of tickets and it was like, oh, what should I get? And they had those hats.

It was like Dr. seuss looking hats you know what i'm talking about the cat in the hat um yeah yeah yeah like that big they had like that big hat and she's like oh i'm gonna get she got one and then i got jealous and i got one and i just kept going like the last time you could wear this like was in 1998 and you would listen to 311 and you were like the coolest guy ever and then today we had diet coke and i don't think i've had a diet coke since and i said summer of 98 and then jeff said face summer of 98 and then went oh and then wrote it down i don't know what i'm i'm back 98 that's it i think we got to do summer of 98 this summer. Let's figure that out. I'm in. 2023 is the summer of 98.

The idea of a seasonal summer of 98. And also with our age gap is very different. Our summer of 98s collectively are very different experiences. I'm four. We were talking about that because I was 12. And so like listening to the radio trying to learn how to do a kickflip wearing one of those hats and drinking a diet coke like that was it was awesome going to belmont park and it was just it was great and then emily went

jeff how old are you in the summer of 98 and then jeff you see 23 i was as i was like 98 summer 98 that's when i got out of the army. I had just done my five years in the army. That's just back from Kuwait or something. I was 23. I just turned 23 years old. And what were you doing in the summer of 98?

I was on tour with a ska punk band. My body was catching up to my head was summer of 98 based on that baby photo. I think I probably just got the balance right. You were building the calf strength to hold your head up. And I think when I was 23,

I was spilling beer on people at a basketball game. I probably have footage of me in the summer of 98. I should try and find it. This ties into another idea. We should talk about this after the show i'm excited about this summer 98 i'm excited too because eric was saying like we should listen to we should really get into music from 98 maybe how like watch a movie from 98 together like what was popular 98 that would have been like i know what you did last summer maybe like somewhere around that era

oh it was a good movie i never saw that Really? It's a weird gap in my. Yeah, I've seen like. I took Millie to see it in the theater a couple years ago. It still holds up. It's still good. Yeah, it was awesome. How many of those are there? You're like five at this.

I've only seen the first one. Oh, round. Oh, Rush Hour came out in. Oh, really? Wow. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. You've got mail. Oh, Fallen.

That was a great movie. I think the thing that I remember was a radio station called Star 100.7 in San Diego had a thing called, you know, you just keep riding it in the winter. You know who can ride it like the longest wins a car or whatever. And they thought it would they thought it would go on for like two days or whatever. They wrote it 18000 times. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 18000. It's it was like it was insane it was insane it just kept going and going it was like all summer long i just remember him going all summer long it was so cool that's like super

fan jack stuff that was somebody's summer 98 was just riding that ride that was the entirety of it that's crazy trying to puke i like the idea of somebody wanting to like get out of it by vomiting but they can't they're just stuck they hate the experience that's ridiculous god when i was 18 i went to i was i was in the army my best friend at the time he was stationed in germany like we had gone through journalism school together and then he'd got been stationed in germany and i was in te. And he was married to another soldier, and they lived in Heidelberg. And so I went on vacation. I spent a month with him.

I've probably told stories in the past about how the wheels broke on my plane, and we got stranded in Iceland for five days, and I was briefly AWOL, and it was a whole thing. I think I've told those stories in like old RT podcasts or whatever. But the month that we were there, they had like a summer festival. And so we went to it. It was kind of like this, like a state fair kind of thing. And they had like shitty carnival rides

that, you know, some guy comes in with a lot of bad tattoos and he sets up in one night and then you just pray that they don't fall apart while you're on it, you know there was like a little roller coaster like that and we got on it and his wife got really sick and every time we'd go around this one curve she would throw up like in her lap and we were stuck on the roller coaster right we couldn't we couldn't get off and so she threw up like eight times right and she was laughing about it the whole time we were all like 18 19 it was like it wasn't fun to throw up but we were it was

so ludicrous we were kind of laughing about it she's like i'm not gonna throw i did it again you know but then we got off and we were like i guess we should go home and clean you up and i was like it's kind of a shame because i bet people are gonna sit in that puke and then we were like and she was like you know what that You're right. Let's stick around. And so we, while she was covered in puke for a little while, we stood and watched people go in, get into the thing, sit down in her puke, go, oh God, get up and leave. And we watched probably like 10 people sit in her puke. And that's my story. That would ruin my day. Ruined a lot of people's day that day.

Yeah. It was night. Ruined a lot of nights. Oh, that makes it even worse. I had the opposite of my day being ruined. Are you ready? Yeah. Uh-huh.

Finally happened. Hey! Cosmic Chris Follett. They accept your existence. They acknowledge that you're real. Happy birthday, buddy. Hell yeah. Yeah, it was the day after my birthday. They acknowledge that you're real. Happy birthday, buddy. Congratulations. Yeah, it was the day after my birthday. They're so wonderful.

Not only are they a great Apple, but their PR team was like defending us in comments on Twitter. I thought that was very cool. Yes. It's very funny. What did you do? Something that like, did they engage with a tweet or something of yours or was it random no i don't really even tweet yeah that's great the fact that they just

randomly did that yeah i wonder what made them turn i wonder if it's a ram scoop thing yeah i don't know behind ram scoop and then they'll unfollow after listening to what ram scoop does it was very short-lived then we get intolived i think i'm gonna work on a on a prototype for the the ice cream gloves i think i can get that done and it'll be my second glove for maybe you're like the glove master yeah maybe i'm hands man yeah that's interesting i didn't i didn't think about us having like areas of expertise, but that makes a lot of sense. If you had to be an expert on a different part of the body, what would it be?

Andrew's the back man, obviously. Yeah, it has to be. It's definitely not head. It's either the back or ankles, and I feel a lot better about my ankles, or my back, but I know more about my ankles, I'd say. What do you mean? Well, I've had to, like, I deal with my ankles more than I do my back.

My back is perfect. It's, oh, maybe nose. It's perfect. I've got an unbreakable nose. That might be my expertise. I think we need a diagram of the human body, and then we have to, like, color code which parts that we're the expert.

Because you've got so many. You've got back, ankles, and nose. Yeah, but there's a lot of distance. There's a lot of gray between those spots. I got, like, very bright ankles, very bright back. Completely, like, fucking Rudolph level of nose. And then everything else is pretty blank I would say.

I would only I think I only I would pick mouth I guess because I've spent a lot of time medically dealing with my mouth. But you have nose flaps. I do have nose flaps. But we haven't tested

we haven't tested the efficacy of the nose flap yet. Why don't we do that? As soon as we get the Strom Strom. At the time of this recording, I believe it's next week, which if you're listening to this, this will come out. Nick, this comes out the week of the 29th, right? No, this comes out the week of the 5th. This comes out the week of the 5th?

Yeah. Then we've already done it. Wow. There you go. That's exciting. So, Jeff, what do you think? Expertise, yes or no? Yes.

Okay. Okay, so the 5th, it comes out on the 5th? It comes out on the 6th. The 6th, okay. That's our birthday. It was three days prior to this. Yeah, the June 3rd, right? Our show birthday.

Our airing, yeah, June 3rd. Happy birthday, guys. happy birthday to us what what season does that put us in are we still in season six i don't know we're year three now i guess the start of year three i'm not sure about the season uh the last time we were we we fucked with seasons we were in season six but i feel like this is i don't, this is like summer of, I don't know that, like, we're in summer season. We're in summer of 98 season. Yeah, season 98. I feel like

it's real, straight to 98 from six? Yeah, we're like, it's like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 98, then we'll hit seven somewhere in the fall. I think that's fun. Let the people decide where the other seasons started and ended. Just know that we're now on 98.

Yeah, we're season 98. Summer season 98. I like that. I like that a lot, actually. I think that fits. I think that fits. Yeah. I have a question for you, Jeff,

just because your fiance works in the hair industry. Yeah. What is the second pair of scissors used that just pulls all my hair out what is that for oh okay i'm getting a haircut there's just normal scissors chop chop chop oh let me use these other scissors that just hurt what is that doing the dullest scissors ever made i never understood that is it meant to rip my hair out? I would imagine not. I don't fucking know because I'm not a hair expert. She is.

But she's also not here right now, so I can't ask her. But I'll have to put a pin in that. I'll get back to you on it. I will say that Emily cuts my hair and she's been cutting my hair for five, six years now. And I have never felt pain from her cutting my hair. It's never hurt. So it might be the bulk out shitty it might be that you're getting your haircut for 15 dollars somewhere and they have dull scissors i i want to say uh nature and time is taking the bulk out i don't need a special pair of scissors to be so it's so it layers and it can sit differently on your head

i do i will say i will say i do remember when i was gluing your hair head hair all over my face um that i remember being very thick and straw like your hair uh it pretty coarse yeah pretty coarse so i mean that was nothing on what was your i had your beard didn't i i had no you had my pubes on your as a mohawk or something how did that work i thought it was you i thought i had yeah that was it you had a mohawk maybe i had a head i had your head hair on my beard i replaced my beard with your head hair we saw truth for I replaced my beard with your head hair. We saw truth for a moment. You thought it was beard hair this entire time.

Jeff has been presenting this with beard hair. We just saw a glimmer of truth. It's a real adjustment. That was funny. Back when we were young and dumb. Eric and I came up with a game. Ooh. Okay.

Okay. We were opening cards yesterday on the break show that we would like to do more often than once. We will. We will do it more often. Don't worry about it. We'll get to that later. Okay.

Anyway, we were doing it yesterday to celebrate the launch of the vinyl. How did that go? Great. The vinyl... Unmitigated success. Celebrate the launch of the vinyl. And, uh... How did that go? Uh, great. The vinyl... Unmitigated success. We sold it. It sold out very fast.

Way faster than I think either of us thought it would. We were... We can... Listen, we can cover that shit in a sausage talk if you want to. Okay. I have lots...

I have notes written down for it. It seemed to be a phenomenal response to the point where even Andrew didn't get one. I missed out. Wes Ellis was in while we were recording. We had four on the wall, and it was mine, yours, Andrew's, and Nick's. Eric already has his. So we only had four copies in Rooster Teeth.

And Wes Ellis and a bunch of other people were like, I really want one of those. Can I get one of those? And they were hovering around, and we had to protect them. We had to be like, no, these are our copies. We like, and I was going to give them my personal one, but I thought I might still need it for,

for stuff like that stuff. So I'm going to hold onto it. Um, but yeah, it was like people in the company were like clamoring to get it, which is wild because that's crazy. It's for a medium that almost no one can play, uh,

for an episode that's not special in any way and that is publicly available in a better quality format for free. And longer. And longer, and longer, yeah, and at the appropriate speed. But yeah, it was a phenomenal response, and obviously we're getting some more,

we're getting it repressed, and I probably shouldn't say it, but this will be in the future, so I think we're looking for it to launch sometime. I think we're going to get it sometime in September. So we'll communicate that when it comes out. The second pressing. The second pressing.

We're printing another 500, and then that's it. We're moving on from this bit. I saw some of the best outrage, because obviously people are sad they didn't get it. But also... I totally get that. They're face regulation listeners,

so they're very much in on the joke and funny and i saw one comment saying i had it i had it and i added it in my car and it was scrumped from my car even through the noise there's still there's still a part of it we're gonna do our damnedest to get uh to get to unscrump that for people um and also just so you know we also ordered more no scrumping signs and more falcon signs oh awesome which by i still can't believe that falcon sign sold out as quickly as it did i really didn't think that that bit did it it sold out faster than the no scrumping sign which i think was a way stronger bit um yeah it was ridiculous thing then we were there like six falcon signs yeah there were six

falcon i think there were 500 you get first of all that was so much fucking tone when we're selling 10 of one type of gerbler you acted like that was no no no that's a bonus 10 no there's 10 we're selling a thousand and 10 10 of them are special yeah but there's only 10 of them so i'm saying six isn't a ridiculous statement that feels totally why even argue it why even argue it doesn't even matter why didn't you argue with him i don't want to it's for this show completely appropriate this is not an arena eric wants to argue in right now i think we made 100 signs. I went low.

I went comedically low, but I still think 100 seems incredibly low for the signage. I don't think we did 100. We did more. It doesn't matter. Are you talking about the Falcon signs?

The Falcon signs. We made 500 Falcon signs. There are 500 Falcon signs? That is crazy. And I also didn't get one. I think that's the only piece of merch I don't have. Shout out to the audience.

I think we're going to have to bump our limited. We're definitely going to bump our, it's complicated. It's not as easy as you would think. Uh, we'll definitely not be doing pre-orders for a lot of legal reasons. I've been down that road before. Uh,

anyway, all that stuff can be covered in a sausage talk because I, I took copious notes to kind of explain the theory behind it all and why we do things the way we do. Uh, the point is we were doing the break show yesterday and we were opening up these music cards we've opened them up before they're kind of dog shit but i had landed on an idea that made it funny to me and then eric took that idea and ran with it and made it way better and we were thinking we were just

opening up these cards and it's like one one card will be belbiv devoe the next one will be testament the next is patsy klein the next is like uh the scorpions and it's just like musician after musician all over all across the map right and it's like patty labelle and you're like okay uh eric was thinking we should do or we should do a thing where we all get together and we each open like three packs. And from those three packs, we get to make the best playlist we can on Spotify. You get to pick like 10 songs from like the 30 cards and you have to make the best playlist. And then we compete against each other and we release them all, make like a Spotify. We have like Eric's playlist, Gavin's, Jeff's, Nick's, the other one, Andrew. And then the audience can vote on who has the best playlist. And does it work like a draft?

Like we can't have the same songs? Yeah, well, because we might get the same, like we might both get Def Leppard, right? Or Nelson. And so to me, yeah, we can't have the same songs. So I think we'd have to go in order. But I think it would also have to be sort of a like behind closed doors where we're trying to like put it together and then bringing it and if we both have the same song there has to be like some kind of argument about it or we have to somebody has

to drop it there's there's how about this sort of gray area in the rules how about this something there if there's a like say you both picked like nelson right uh i only bring that up because they were they came up yesterday uh and that's like good luck trying to figure out what the best nelson song is to put on a fucking comp uh but if you both show up with nelson then you have to paper rock scissors oh that's good keeping it easy yeah proper scissors not the like the shitty ones that Gavin was talking about. Yeah. Not hair thinning scissors.

Gavin never grows scissors because they suck. They're terrible. He's got the dull scissors. Anyway. And then so we, then we have, we basically create like a game out of it. And then we release the playlist and then the audience can pick what the best playlist is.

I love it. I like it too. I think it's, I think it's really like the cards are so crazy the stuff that you pull is not like we ended up getting a chromags card and that is like the most aggro fucking band yeah like why do they have a card non-commercial not in any way not like doesn't make any sense that they would make the cut it's crazy you think that that's their rookie card i think it's a chromags rookie or is there something prior to that they were deep in the into the band at that they would make the cut. It's crazy. You think that that's their rookie card? You think it's a Cro-Megs rookie

or is there something prior to that? They were deep into the band at that point. I told Eric a fucking story about Harley Flanagan, the guy in the Cro-Megs, that I won't bother telling on the podcast, but it's just an insane, insane story of a time, of a day I met him.

Did the Meat Men show up? No, the Meat Men were nowhere to be found. Although I have seen the Meat Men play before. Maybe they'll have a card. And then maybe you can add them. Like you can add one down, three to go, which is a song about the Beatles. Oh man, really?

Yeah. Jesus. I saw that dude get annoyed. I saw that dude beating people up in a riot once that I was a part of. It was the scariest, maybe one of the scariest days of my life. I saw somebody kick him so hard in the face

I thought it killed him. The Cro-Mags guy? Yeah. I don't want to know anything else about them. I saw him rip a board off of the exterior wall of a store and then start beating people with it.

That checks from his trading card. Yeah, yeah. His eyebrows just look like a V. Like, he is pissed. He is really mad. He looks like a character in those bad dudes cards we opened up. Yes. Like, snotty.

Like, Harley snot face or something, you know, or like. Yeah. He looks Cro-Magnon. He kind of does. He kind of does. Yes. A hundred percent.

It's crazy. Well, are we done? I think we're done. Yeah. It feels like we're done. Yeah. We got to do another one right after this.

It feels like we did enough. Oh, can I, you know, a little addition, just bring it up. Is that who It feels like we did enough. Oh, can I? You know, a little addition. Just bring it up. Is that who he looks like to you, Nick? Who is that? Is that a Dragon Ball guy?

Yeah, Vegeta. Vegeta. Just before we close out, a little into the chat. 100 signs. 100 signs. Oh, is that all it was? No way. They may have bumped it later, but that's what was listed. 100 signs. Oh, wow. Andrew going back for the receipts. may have bumped it later, but that's what was listed. 100 signs.

Oh, wow. Andrew going back for the receipts. That's awesome. That's definitely not what I remember. That's not what I remember either. I had these meetings. No. Now I know why Eric didn't want to argue.

Oh, no. I was going to argue that. It was about the cups. I was going to argue about the cups. Oh. Well, now you need. The signs are done. We'll have to go back and look.

I think that there were. I do think that there were more than that. But you're right. It does say 100. I think that there were, I do think that there were more than that, but you're right. It does say a hundred. I mean, it's loose loose. I mean, when you're ordering Falcon sides out,

everything is loose, loose, dude. I really like the idea that the, like the people ordering the numbers for this have no context for where this is coming from. And just as a normal human being trying to decide how many people want to beware falcon's side how many people want this a hundred seems

excessive how many people want a two-year-old middle episode of a podcast with eight minutes well it's like we were right and or like you know you you make something like a skateboard a vck skateboard that you're really excited about that makes a lot of sense and you actually get it out pretty pretty quickly and then people didn't buy it and you see you're like i don't know if i can take a risk on something as dumb as a falcon sign if nobody buys the skateboard which seems like a fucking home i love the fact that we can we can sell falcon security signs but not skate we ended up selling the skateboards and the people were like, oh man, I didn't get one. Bring them back.

And it's like, you didn't. They were available forever. It's the same way with the tiki mugs. People are like, we sold, we boarded a thousand of those tiki mugs. We sold like 800 pretty quickly. And then we had 200 sitting on the shelves,

costing us money for, it felt like three months after that, but it might've been a little longer. It's like, it's such a delicate, might've been a little longer. It's like, it's such a delicate, it's such a delicate thing. I love it. And I love all the discussions that it causes internally.

And none of it, when read seems like it should be business or work just cause it's so absurd, but it's all actual real people doing their real jobs. It's the best. Thank you so much for listening to this episode of the face podcast it was the hundred and fifty seventh

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And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.