Regulation Podcast - It’s Scary Out There // Wheel of Years [185]

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACE10 , Nuts.com http://Nuts.com/face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This will be episode 185, by the way, and I have something written down that says talk about wheel of years. So that's just a note before we get going. Let's talk about wheel of years. But you guys want to see something cool? Of course. Feet, feet, feet. Oh.

It worked! Holy shit. Holy fuck. Eric has unlocked the secret of how to summon Gavin whenever he wants to. It worked two times now. Yeah. Is this the thing that you always talk about after i get hit or like i don't know what you're talking what

is this the thing you were talking about last time you know gavin how you know how columbus tricked a tribe of people because he knew an eclipse was coming and they didn't and he leveraged that like he just knew so they thought he had powers Eric has done that with your being on time Eric has a power over you that we didn't understand oh yeah well let's see if he has that power next week uh oh I'm not worried

I've been two for two with it I might just retire on top retire at two? yeah I mean maybe who knows honestly let's see who remembers next week. But this is episode 185. Jeff, do the intro. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This is episode 185. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me as always, Andrew Payton and Gavin Free. Hello, boys. Hello.

Which was the one that we're meant to have? Is it 187 that was meant to be the best episode of all time? We did this last week. No, that's the Merc episode. What are we talking about? It's like 196. 196? Wait, what? Are we in a time loop?

Isn't this how literally last week's episode started? Am I insane? No, you're absolutely correct. Yeah. With Gavin asking the question, I believe. We did the exact same thing last week, and Eric did the... week's episode started am i insane no you're absolutely correct yeah get with gavin asking the question the exact same thing last week and eric did the what is going on how do you think i lock it in because it's not sticking make it stick i don't know so anyway we'll see who remembers our thing for next oh my god i'll be honest my uh i could hear myself slightly

delayed in my headphones and I'm barely able to speak. I don't know what's going on. Are you like that lady on that newscast? Oh, the Tip Derrickson thing? Yeah. Portation. Portation?

Damn. Portation. Do you need to fix it? I mean, you can step out and fix it and stuff. You can step out. Yeah. I'll figure it out. I'll just tell you now. All right, man. We'll see we'll see you later okay yeah we'll talk to you later we'll keep going here if you if you figure it out you can come back

speaking of figuring it out uh i'm proud to say chuck's been working lately a little bit yeah yeah we played till like 2 a.m last night only crashed twice but dude in four hours that's pretty fucking good for me sometimes they crash nine times in 30 minutes that's actually incredible yeah yeah two nights in a row it's been like real smooth that game is good and that's the worst part because i was having fun i tried to play some trucks to just get get my grips on it and i was having a good time and then play some trucks to just get my grips on it and I was having a good time and then I was in the middle of a mission and I was on the last

part and it just crashed on me and I was confronted with, do I want to give my heart to this thing that Jeff has in the way that he has knowing the pain and that this is going to constantly happen and I don't think I can do it. I think I'm going to pop in and out in trucks

and have fun when I'm there, but I can't commit. But you're out for now? Crashing. So here's the nice thing about it. We've developed workarounds so that it minimizes the fuckery. So we only play in Antonio's trucks

on Antonio's map. That way, if I get kicked, or Burn Dog gets kicked, or if either of you play and you get kicked, the truck and the items stay exactly where they were when you got kicked. So you just come back in and you pick up where you left off. You just have to give up on the idea of using your own vehicles, which is totally, totally fine because they're all the same anyway. Okay.

It's just a progression thing. Have you ever played single player? Do you know if it crashes as much in the single player mode? It does not. I play single player sometimes. If I have like 30 minutes to kill i'll knock out a mission here and there it's only crashed on you once in single player oh wow yeah maybe you'll look at that gavin do you think we should uh partner up with any franchises since we're doing you know new episode new material any restaurants so melting pot right yes yes the melting pot it was a mistake to attempt

to buy a melting pot let me tell you and i don't know oh do you have an update oh i've got you i got 25 updates i've been getting emails from the melting pot every day about you should get this franchise and uh i i haven't been reading them for the most part because they're kind of they're they're bracketed in a weird way do you think you could get them down because 500 000 is a really really round number uh well i maybe i didn't consider that as an option because i don't want a melting pot. And you also don't want one, which is the weirdest part about this whole thing. Just as a reminder, I said I put in a fictional city as to where I wanted one, said I didn't have the money, didn't know anyone that did. And I've only done this because a friend told me that it was a good idea. And I've been getting all these emails and I noticed

one of them said like I'd love to call you next week so we can have a talk about this opportunity and I thought they surely are not going to call but they did they in fact did call and I did not answer

but I have a voicemail from them call and I did not answer. Oh, come on. But I have a voicemail from them that I can try to play. The speaker on my phone is not the best, but I'll attempt to. You're going to play a voice? You're going to play a corporate voicemail from someone unbeknownst to them? Well, do a voice

change on it. Yeah, Nick will fix it in post. Yeah, just do a voice change. Just press the voice change button. How about this? We'll have Jack re-perform the voicemail and do his best impression. Why can't we use the voicemail? Well, because there's better consent.

I don't know. Yeah, you probably need consent from this person. I mean, it just, to me it's less even consent and more like we're really hammering the melting pot and this person's just doing their job yeah that too i like the idea of jack jack's reenactment right but that's going to be so much work for everyone to try to get jack to do something isn't it you get someone who's easier to get hey andrew this is alan over at melting pot uh

franchising i saw that you uh sent over an inquiry not too recently. I wanted to reach out and talk to you about opportunities we see. Feel free to give me a call back if you're interested in learning about the process and becoming a franchise owner yourself. I'm available at or my cell phone. Thank you so much. And I look forward to talking to you. Bye bye. Yeah, we'll definitely cut out the phone numbers.

Yeah, the phone numbers can't be on. I'm going to tell you right now, just based on that phone call, that guy will not like you. No. No. Well, he texted me as well. They gagged for it. After that.

He's really good at his job he said hi andrew this is blank blank at melting pot what about nanaimo makes you think a melting pot would flourish there was the question to which i replied i personally don't think nanaimo would be a good location but my friend gavin thinks we should get one the hurdle is we don't have any money There were building or building or plans or really a want to I mean there's a lot of hurdles But yeah, their reply to that was I see well I have a partnership matchmaking program where I can place you with someone who would be interested in finding For a new bill

would you want to discuss that opportunity I replied no thank you Andrew is going to accidentally open a building store you are you are on the cusp of

doing the funniest thing what happened to the yes and? Yeah. Well, no, it's... You can yes and. You can fill your own application if you really want to do your own. I'm already on yours now. Andrew, you're on the cusp of ownership.

No, it's over. I've said no thank you, and his response was, heard. Thank you for your interest. You should reply, I had absolutely no interest. Nah, I said thank you for your interest oh you should reply i had absolutely no interest no i said thank you is it but you could respond with i've had second thoughts i could later yeah but this is once again this is just a man doing his job so i don't want to i feel like we follow this thing through its natural end i don't want to just mess with this person.

I'm messing with other people is what's happening. Nick is making me laugh in the Discord. You should just respond with, you son of a bitch, I'm back in. I'd love to, but I don't want to. He's going to place you with somebody who's got the seed money. But I don't want, I'm scared of that accidentally happening. Are you worried that he works on commission?

What? Well, he probably gets paid no matter what happens with you. Yeah, but I'm wasting his time. What are you afraid of? Success? I think you are. Are you afraid of being a busy businessman who owns his own melting pot and by the way probably

gets to eat there for free? Are you scared of getting an invoice for $500,000? Oh we'd just get the Eric card if that happened but uh We certainly wouldn't. Absolutely not. What do you mean? I'm not paying an invoice for $500,000. It's for the show.

That's a good point. That should be the Gracie card. It's not for the show. It's for Andrew. No, but it is for the show because Andrew's for the show. But I think what Eric's getting at is he doesn't do that stuff anymore. He has Gracie do it. So I think what he's trying to say is Gracie can. Oh, yeah, there you go.

See, Gracie's got the card. Gracie loves to spend money. The last thing Gracie ever purchased is a $500,000 melting pot. Gracie, how do you feel about fondue? Liquid cheese is my favorite thing, so I'm in. Okay, there we go.

I'm going to reply to Colin later tonight and let him know, even though I've blanked his name before. This is not good. I got an investor. But we're going to. What if you send him the 16 digits from the cod? She's an associate producer.

Can we put this on credit? She's about to be producing melting pots is what she's going to be producing. Can we can we I know it's a franchise, but can we get a permission to rename it a regulation melting pot? Oh, these are all great questions i feel like that'll help us stand out because you guys really want it i'll do at least one more text in this tone and we'll see what happens but i i really don't want to continue to pester unless he's open to it if he has fun you said that this guy would not like me jeff which makes me think we should not do this. He already doesn't like you.

Before even the text, I could tell by his voicemail he didn't like you. You guys would not hang out. Maybe. None of this would have happened if they put a little bit of space between their book a reservation and buy a restaurant on the website. I forgot about that.

I forgot why this even started. Let's not forget how we ended up down this little spiral. Oh, God. I woke up to a great email the other day, which I was more than willing to mess with. I woke up to an eight-email chain for a thing related to the Stinky Dragon dragon and it was the strangest first email where it was like you've agreed to do this work and it needs to be sent in by tuesday

what is your rate for doing this and it was for pngs and i was like what is going on how did i didn't agree what it png is a photo right i think that's an image thing why am i expected to do photo and so i'm trying to like read up and down the chain of like when this was pitched because i never got the pitch email like this is clearly at the end of the thing to wrap it up and i'm reading that and then blaine is giving additional instructions to me as a side thing that's following up. It's like, Andrew, when you do this, we really want this type of style to it. And I'm completely baffled.

And then I realized, oh, this is somebody. There are multiple Andrews at the company. There's also somebody who is Andrew Douglas, which is my middle name. who is Andrew Douglas, which is my middle name. There's a second Andrew Douglas, and I got accidentally roped in on the final chain of this email of them finalizing the contract for them doing this work. They emailed Andrew Panton

thinking that he's my old roommate and friend, Andrew Douglas, who does the art for Stinky Dragon, and nobody stopped to check. They just kept emailing Andrew Panton going draw this stuff. What are you doing? Well, what was weird is I wish that was the case because I would

have understood what was going on. They had sent it the right way 95% of the way and then on the one yard line just threw my email in when asking what the rate would be so did you get it done well here's the thing i was very confused i would have quoted a very uh aggressive rate if i were you well i it went through a process of first panic that i was expected to do this work that i didn't understand what it was and that it was due the next day. Then just confusion for what the actual task was that I was supposed to be doing.

Then I understood what happened. And I said that I'd be willing to do the work for six times, whatever the other Andrew Douglas was asking for, but it would be 10,000 times worse. And they did not take me as a serious uh negotiator i also said that any further negotiations would be half the would have to go through johnny.caviar at roosterteeth.com smart that's smart they did they did not follow through on that either to be clear i just want everyone to know like andrew draws like this stuff it's like here's a cat and a crazy bird man and they're just emailing andrew panting going this gotta get done tomorrow and it's this here's a cat and a crazy bird man and they're just emailing Andrew Panton going this gotta get done tomorrow and it's this is

what a mess I was tempted to attempt to draw things for based on the guideline but it would be too bad dude you should have that would have been funny just to turn your work in maybe I can turn it into life

it would have been funny except it would have pushed them up against some sort of a deadline that would have totally fucked them. They're probably already fucked. They wasted a day. Andrew's going, you have to get this done tomorrow, Andrew. They already sent it to the wrong Andrew. I feel like you should throw in some work just to help

him out. Do you think maybe I should throw in some work and be like, hey, just in the future. I know this is a mistake but you know if you ever need a guy if you ever need a guy looking straight up you should attach your artwork along with the invoice okay i'll do that how about is do you have any other uh andrew douglas pieces eric oh yeah yeah can you send me like three and i'll recreate them and then i can show them to you guys what I send them.

Okay, hang on. Okay, we're gonna, I'm gonna send you, you can recreate. So there's that. That's from Stinky Dragon. I wanna give you some of his portfolio. So it's a cat. Yeah.

And a bird man. And then here's his, here's his Twitter avatar. Okay. That's like, it's like a, it's like a green man with a big tongue,

big eyes, horns, and a baseball cap. So there's that. A zombie guy. Uh-huh. And then, let's see, what else? I actually feel good about that one. I think I could do that one.

Okay. And then here's one that I think you could do also. This is more of his sketchy sort of stuff, where he's sort of deteriorating, become a skeleton man. And he says, that's it. I'm officially hangry. Okay. Got it. That one.

See, there's not even color in that. No, no, no, no. A lot of his stuff is mostly black and white stuff. And I really like it. And yeah, it's great. It looks great. Yeah, he does. He does really, really good.

So you follow at Angie Moto, A-N-G-I-M-O-T-O. If you want to check out his stuff he did all this stuff for good morning from hell also and then he just naturally folded over into this he's just maybe an artist maybe you could reimagine ian as a skull yeah i like that idea he here's one where he drew me yelling at him to press the X button. While we're doing the Andrew commercial, should we also mention that he helped pick up home runs when we were hitting the ball? He did, yeah.

He was there shagging balls for us when Jeff was hitting dingers. Yeah, he was doing what? He was fucking the baseballs. You're British. He was fucking baseballs while Jeff was hitting them with a baseball bat. Sorry, I mean to confuse you man i like that panel of all the x buttons from all the consoles yeah that is uh that's me that's an actual thing where we were playing zelda he was playing zelda i was watching him and then he's like i don't know how to beat

this guy and i that's me yelling at him to press x and him and him stressing the fuck out. He's the only guy. He's the only guy that I've met that doesn't like NFL red zone. He told me it's too many games, man. It stresses me out. It is all the games. It's just that. Right.

But that's the point. Too much of something does freak me out too. That's why he doesn't like forests. Too many trees. I get really anxious, and it makes me kind of want to vomit when if I'm on Google Maps, and I zoom in to the middle of nowhere and find a school or something, and I'm just like, how would I ever find this again?

And the fact that the Earth is so big and I can get lost on the map from my own office it just freaks me out makes me want to throw up but you've created all the stress in this scenario all of the anxiety is manufactured by you you never need to find that

school again it doesn't matter the location of the school is completely irrelevant to your life you don't need to worry about that and then i start thinking about how long it would take me to get there if i really had to get there right now be probably days that's insane i can kind of relate do you foresee needing to get there no well i hope not i have dreams where i will be like i'm trying to get home and then I'll, I'll get lost or like go on the wrong boat and I'll go off. Fuck.

Now, how am I, this is going to take so much longer to get home. And then I'll realize, Oh wait, I'm, I'm sleeping. I'm in my bed sleeping.

If I just wake up, I'm home. And then I wake up and go, fuck. Yeah. Immediate, immediately back. So I kind of understand,

but it's a strange thing. I don't know why you're worried about this school i'm gonna i'm gonna try and find it again you should it's a little weird that you're obsessed with the school but it was just what i found okay but you seem to really want to go there is the issue what are you looking to learn oh gavin is sharing his screen we're going to Earth. So I think I remember where it was, but it really freaked me out. Like, let me know if this freaks you out. There's a school and it's like. So we're zooming into the Earth right now.

Yeah. And I think it's like. Oh, boy. This is just water. It appears. What is going on okay we're zooming in this is like the intro

credit scene to a Tony Scott movie this is absolutely Jason Bourne is about to pop up I'm very excited but like that's just so in the middle of nowhere can you imagine going in there no

that's crazy. It's too big. The wall's too big. Nick is going, no. What? Is it an active school? I don't know anything about this school. It just freaked me out. What? Oh my god. You're insane.

It's so weird. Gavin has been getting weirder and weirder as the episodes go on. So like this fall, it's been like odd Gavin fall. Oh my God. Do you just zoom into a random places on Google Maps and go, ah, it's a building.

It's a warehouse. Andrew, that's almost exactly what happens i don't understand well stop it's clearly freaking you out why do you continue to do it what are you gaining from this experience i don't know i'm interested in geography but it's scary out there well just don't zoom in just stay at a distance but it's scary out there you're not out there you're so safe in here

yeah I just get really thankful afterwards I'm just like thank god you didn't have to go to a school in the middle of nowhere yeah like what if what about when you're flying and like you're you look out the window and you see like things that you might not place well like a turkey sandwich up by that well yeah like a turkey sandwich is a good one or like i i know when i fly to arizona you see like a lot of just

random industrial type buildings in the desert. And I always think that's interesting. I think about who works there and there's no scary to not. I always, I always think of how soft everything looks and how it's not really soft and it bums me out from an airplane. Green stuff looks like if you like, oh,

I just roll around and that'd be like fucking super soft, but it's not, it's not really soft. It's super hard and pokey. I wonder wonder why is it because you know where that is like when you're flying like it feels like you could recreate your ability to get back there i'm curious what aspect of this is actually your anxiety what are you afraid of it's's the zooming. Like when you're on a plane there's no zoom factor. It's all just... So if you had binoculars

and you were on a plane and you could zoom in it would get really scary. No, I think it's more zooming out that scares me. Oh, it's the feeling of insignificance and small? Yeah, just feeling all tiny. We're getting to your rational point of thought. That feels understandable to me.

You ever, like, when you look up at the stars, I understand. Yeah. If you look into the stars to me, it's less scary. Really? Because I can't, because I don't have any equipment to look deeper. Sounds to me like you need a telescope.

Yeah, that would freak me out probably. It would. Don't you have, I thought you had a telescope. He definitely has. He's Mr. Science. He's going to have a lens. Didn't we do the whole thing and you went through and we made fun of you for liking telescopes or something? Like the catalog?

Yeah. If you look at something in a microscope, do you freak out when you back out? Oh, yeah. I can go too deep on a microscope too. And that bothers you. Yeah. It's something about. Yeah, it's just something about the zoom, I can go too deep on a microscope too. And that bothers you. Yeah, it's something about the zoom, I think.

Have you ever seen those the Mandelbrot set? It's like a weird mathematical pattern and it just infinitely zooms. It honestly makes me want to throw up. Like those illusion videos? What are you talking about? I don't know. It's nerd shit.

illusion videos what are you talking about it's not shit I was trying to relate I've seen those like weird art type videos where it's constantly gives you the effect of zooming and it loops don't that's like I would I would kill him if you watch that can you imagine that'd be the worst thing ever for you Gavin if you were stuck in a constant zoom out and you could never escape you just kept zooming out forever well yeah that's that's okay so that's what this is don't look at it yeah that's exactly what i'm talking about i start to think like okay well i i start to try and track where i am as it zooms in i'm like okay it went in and then it's zoomed like up to the right and then it just gets to be too much information where i'm just like man if i lost something here i would never find again. And that idea freaks me out.

If anyone wants to watch this, it's called The Hardest Trip to Mandelbrot Fractal Zoom. It just keeps going. And it's just sort of what, like, visually, it's sort of what it's like to be on mushrooms. I really appreciate Gavin's, it just keeps going. Like, that should be on the front of the box. I like skipping through the video and seeing where it is and going, who wonder how we got there? It's pretty exciting.

Okay, so don't never have you zoom in or zoom out. Anything that makes you realize things are a lot vaster or smaller. You do not like. Yeah, I want to just be my size. Now, is there any aspect about your current size that you wish was smaller? Huh. I've been thinking about this.

I wish I had smaller feet. I see only positives to having tiny feet. Nobody's asking you to pick nose yeah your nose is a defining feature on you it's lovely yeah that was not a setup i'm just curious i've been genuinely thinking about man life would be better with small feet do you like trip over your feet because they're too big no i was looking at i have 11 size 11 feet uh which are not like massive but the issue is when you when there's like a cool sneaker it's always

sold out and like the common sizes but then there's a million that are in like this the size 6 7 8 kind of range and I just don't see a disadvantage to having small feet it is that you have like the most common

shoe size and it's the fucking worst. I wear a 10 and a half, same kind of thing. A lot of places don't make half sizes anyway and so it's always a fucking cramming into a 10 or an 11 or getting lucky and finding a 10 and a half

when everybody else is looking for a 10 and a half. It sucks, dude. It does. And I just don't feel like there's a small foot insecurity. Like, I don't think anyone cares. I only see it as a positive. Nobody's like, look at that guy's feet.

They're fucking tiny. How embarrassing. Yeah. I mean. What are you, a size eight? You bitch. Unless you're at, like, Disney and you're wearing sandals. Well, then you go like, well, look at those feet.

They don't look human. That's, yeah, that's true. That's different. It wasn't the size. That's true. I'm not saying, like, a baby foot. Just a small, a tiny foot. Like I got tiny hands.

I wish my hands... If I could swap and have larger hands and tinier feet, that's the dream body. That's the adjustment I need. So... Wait, what is that? Larger hands and... What?

No, I'm saying I... That's the dream body? I'm saying for that's the that's the dream body i'm saying for me if we were optimizing my my body if you could because i have tiny hands but i have average to slightly big feet if i could swap my feet and make my hands be average to slightly big and my feet be tiny that's me in my optimal form do you want to be able to like hold your own foot in the palm of your hand like when you touch a baby's foot I don't

well with your big big hands you might be able to you know but I don't want freakishly large hands I just want big hands but you're happy with your extra long back and the size of your head yeah that's more stuff added to like the description to hands. But you're happy with your extra long back and the size of your head. Yeah. That's perfect. More stuff added to like the description

to draw Andrew is just like big feet, small hands. But then when you draw Dream Andrew, everything's the same but it's big hands, small feet. So are you like Uncle Jack and it's always sunny with your hands? I don't remember Uncle Jack's hands. He was the lawyer who had tiny

hands and he was always trying to hide his hands. Yeah, I'm not trying to hide them, but I have small hands. Donald Trump, the ex-president. Yeah. Interesting. Once again, though, he pretends they're huge or whatever, right?

I gotta say, I've seen your hands, I feel like, a lot over the course of knowing you and they seem totally fine to me. They're just smaller. I feel like Jeff has strong opinions on people's hands. He's like a real hand noticer. I don't notice anyone's hands ever. Is that something you lock in on, Jeff?

I didn't realize it until this moment, but maybe Gavin's right. I never considered it. I've just been around you where you comment on other people's hands. Huh. Yeah, I could see that. I'm pretty judgmental in general. Oh, man. Did anybody have anything

they wanted to talk about this week other than hands and feet? I have to talk about that video you sent of Eric dancing. Oh, I haven't seen it. I've watched it 10 times. It's phenomenal.

It's amazing. I think it's the contrast because you've got you've got like alissa on the side she's just cutting some shapes looking good you got eric's small wife who's just moving majestically like like she's a genie coming out the end of a lamp and then you've got eric who seems to rotate between every type of puppet like he goes from like marionette and then suddenly he's got like rods coming from below it's like absolutely the weirdest contrast of different dances he's like Jim it's like Jim Carrey in fun with Dick and Jane he's like I'm a real boy I can't get over it when that when that video got sent to me i watched it 20 times probably yeah who took it i don't know i honestly don't know really i assumed you did no no i i

didn't know i i gave you i gave you the only note or media i took at the wedding which was that nick is a nick really likes to dance. Oh, yeah. I didn't find out about that. I didn't know that Eric danced at the wedding until like three or four days later when the video, when I got sent the video. I didn't dance very much at the wedding.

I'm very specific about what I want to move to, especially in a venue like a wedding where I couldn't get drunk. Yeah. I'm sorry about that, by the way. No, no. Not your fault. Absolutely. But Nina Sky, not your fault. Absolutely. But Nina Sky, Move Your Body.

Great song. Great song to dance to. For not being drunk. Phenomenal effort. Oh, that's sometimes you just got it. You got it. You get out there and you give 110 percent. Yep.

And then that like that ends and it starts. I think it started and they were playing like Kiss by Prince. And I went fucking great song and it got me out Prince. And I went, fucking great song. And it got me out there. And then they played that and I went, awesome. And then they played something else and I went, and that's enough for me. I'm just particular.

Well, I agree. You were given it 110% for sure. I thought it was fantastic. It was great moves. That's why I wanted to share it. I didn't know that Eric was so talented on the dance floor. Oh, thank you. I've been to many weddings and have danced that way many, many, many times.

It shows. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. You look practiced. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, you just got, you feel the rhythm. Move Your Body, great song.

It's just sometimes you get out there and it's exactly what you want to hear. You're letting the song do all the work, honestly. Yeah, absolutely. I'm just moving my body like it says move your body. Yeah. So those are simply instructions. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure?

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Emily and I went to one of the... Like an all-inclusive resort in Cancun. Very similar, Eric, to where we went together. Just on the other side, like in Playa Mujeres. Ooh, nice. Just a little further down the road. And first off,, wanted to say,

I think I sent you guys pictures, but it was protected by falcons. There was a falcon on site. So we felt extremely safe. Although Emily, Emily made, I swear to God, on day one,

Emily saw a lizard and went, like one of those big salamander, or like one of those big lizards. or like one of those big like lizards. And she goes, uh, she goes, uh, she's made eye contact with iguana. Thank you. She saw an iguana and she just made eye contact with it. And she was like, oh, that's so cute. And from that moment on, like iguanas talk, I guess. And they just like everywhere we went, there were five iguanas staring and making eye contact at emily like they were either like

enraptured by her or they hated her i couldn't figure it out but we couldn't get away from them to the point where i think we sent you guys a videos where one of the video where one of the iguanas like jumped up into her into her lap to try to get her food yeah like she was fucking terrified and every time we turned around there was an iguana within a foot of her one of them we were laying down in a bed by the beach and one of them just hopped up on the bed next to her and just walked right up to her and started eating her sandwich in front of her like as if to say fuck you what are you gonna do about it and we were just like ah i got the fuck out of there like it won the sandwich it was actually a quesadilla it ate the whole fucking quesadilla it was insane um and they're big they

are they're big anyway we go to this all-inclusive. It was like a little different, and by different, it was supposed to be like more romantic, but I think that really just meant it was a little more expensive and had somehow less options, Eric. Like there was no fucking,

I would say maybe the best thing at the one we went to was the buffet. Oh, yeah. There's no buffet at this one. Oh, why? What? Right, and so you got to like go to dinner, and and you're like you have to pick one of the fucking theme restaurants you're like you guys were eating french tonight but how are you supposed to eat um like pizza and stars exactly

you can't there's a pizza restaurant you can go eat pizza at did they have stars no there was no stars to be found unfortunately uh the candy selection was real dog shit, if I'm being honest with you. But anyway, I wanted to have the most relaxing vacation ever. We were only there for four or five days, and we relaxed hard when we went together, Eric. But I wanted to beat that. I wanted to be even more relaxing than that. I wanted to do even less than we did.

And I think we set out to do that. And I felt pretty good about it. We did two days that were just spa days. And so the first spa day we go there and I emailed ahead because all that shit books up. And I just said, Hey, my, my fiance and I are getting married. It's going to be our honeymoon. Can you just pamper us for two days? And, uh, I don't know what, I don't understand what any of this shit is so could you just give us like the honeymoon package or whatever and they're like we'll take care of you so i get an email the night before and they just go just show up at the sauna or at the spa tomorrow in swim trunks that's all you need i'm like okay so i just showed up in swim trunks and emily showed up in a bathing suit and then we did like an hour-long hydrotherapy thing where they make you

get in hot water and then cold water and then a sauna and then a steam room and you know the whole thing right and when we came out they go okay now you're ready for your next thing you're gonna get a full body like sugar scrub we're gonna scrub your whole body down and we're like oh cool that sounds fun i guess and the lady hands me what I can only describe as a Speedo diaper. Like if a Speedo was a diaper. It's the same color as like a hospital gown. You know? Okay. And it's like elastic, but it's the size of

a Speedo, but it looks like a poofy little diaper. And she goes, she's like talking to Emily and telling Emily where to go. And then she tells me, she's like, just put this on and then meet us out here. And she goes, uh, she's like talking to Emily and telling Emily where to go. And then she tells me, she's like, just put this on and then me to sit here. And I go, okay. And I, I, she must've said some other stuff. I didn't hear her. Uh, but I'd also been blasted in the head with water jets for like the last hour. So I might not have been able to hear too good. And so she's like, you know, just go back into your fucking, uh, locker room and put this on.

And I go, okay. And when I went in there initially initially because I only bought swim trunks they were like just go here's your locker number just go put your stuff in that locker and lock it so I go and throw my phone and stuff in there and lock it and then there's like I didn't think about it but there was like some there was like some rubber shoes and a rope right and so I put I take my clothes off my swim trunks off

and I put the diaper on and it looks like if ZZ Top wore a COVID mask. It's like pubic hair everywhere. My balls are so much bigger than this thing can accommodate. And so I got like a ball hanging out the left or a ball hanging out the right, but there's no way to keep both balls contained. You can stack them? No, dude, it's not. I'm telling right but there's no way to keep both balls contained you can stack

them no no dude it's not i'm telling you it's not it's it there's not room and and it's also poofy in all the directions and it's almost like a g string you know that that wooden toy that you can play with that like the wooden balls where like one goes down one goes up like that's just what i'm imagining in my head i wish those things were called and so i'm looking in the mirror and i'm just dumped out of this thing and like you can see like 80 percent of my dick and my ball like most of both of my balls honestly and there's just like pubic hair everywhere and i look at my look at myself in the mirror and i'm like i mean i we're at a spa right she wouldn't have told me to put it on if she didn't want me to wear it.

So I went in Rome, right? So I walk outside and outside is into the sauna. And I don't know where to go. Emily's still inside. So I just sit like in a chair with my fucking legs open. Just like, I guess, showing the world everything. Because like, fuck it. I'm doing what she told me to do, right?

I'm trying to fit in there. But then I start to notice like all the married couples and the old ladies and all the people around me are starting to look pretty fucking horrified and uh and and uh like i'm getting a lot of dirty looks and then i hear sir sir and i turn over and i see my lady running at me full speed and she goes she's going sir no sir no, sir, no, no, sir, sir, no. And she gets to me and she's out of breath. She gets me and I'm like, hey, what's up? And she's like, the robe. Put your robe on.

And I was like, oh, I guess I missed that part. And so I had to put my robe on. I guess I wasn't supposed to go out there in the diaper. And so I showed like 30 people my dick and my balls. That's all. And yeah, so that's why. You didn't just see a bunch of people in robes? I did.

I didn't think about it. There were tons of people in robes. I don't know anyone else. I don't know anyone else this would have happened to. If I was unsure, I would have been peeking around every corner. I'd just be trying to get a look of anyone you gotta you stroll out and spread legs you gotta own it dude you gotta and i thought i was following i was following instructions i didn't realize i missed some of the instructions and i stopped halfway along but i was just following instructions anyway uh so that was real awkward.

And Emily started laughing. And I shit you not, she didn't stop laughing for 24 hours. Like, she laughed for 24 straight hours. Just any time it popped up, she just would lose it. And so I've never heard her laugh so much or so hard. It must have been hideous. I actually wanted to take a picture of the diaper. I was going to take a picture of the next day because we went back for another day of another session.

And they didn't give me the diaper this time. And I was actually bummed because we did the same hydrotherapy thing. I didn't mean to double book it, but I did. But this time they were going to give us massages. And so after I took my swim trunks off they took us to the massage room and they were like all right get under the covers we'll leave and i usually have like underwear on when i uh oh yeah gracie's like i wouldn't be able to show my face the second day yeah no i walked in proudly um but so the next day i went and i learned something about myself i've never had a completely naked uh massage before and i don't like them at all every time the lady

would massage my thigh my asshole winked and it was freaking me out and i kept thinking can this lady see that my butthole is winking at her and why is it doing this why would it do this just because i'm not wearing underwear is she like touching something in my thigh that's making my butt wink? And it creeped me out. And so for like 30 minutes of an hour or a 90 minute massage, all I could think about is like, please stop winking my butthole lady. It wasn't relaxing. I was just terrified.

Was it just the tug was like pulling your butt cheek and just opening your hole? It was just like rubbing my thigh and then my butthole would just go like, bloop and just open up and close and open up and close. Like it was yawning or winking. And I don't know why. I thought like, is it because I'm not wearing underwear? Because I'm uncomfortable with that and I'm just hyper aware. Do I always do this, but I'm not wearing underwear?

So it's hidden, so I don't think about it. Does the lady know I'm winking at her? Does this happen to her all the time? Took me out of the massage. I got to be honest with you. So you had a relaxing time. Sort of. There was one other thing I realized.

So before the wedding, I got a pedicure with some friends of mine that aren't you guys. Whoa. Well, I'm just saying, I don't think you know a different Eric. What? Or Jeremy.

Do you know Eric and Jeremy? They're Emily's friends. But if you said, I got a pedicure with some friends, we know that we didn't get that pedicure. You didn't need to clarify to us that we weren't there. Yeah,

but you guys weren't there. Yeah, we had all the information and then you just rubbed it in. We were aware of that one. No, I wasn't trying to rub it in. I guess I was just trying to make it clear to the audience.

Anyway, I just got a pedicure with some friends that aren't you guys. And, it definitely wasn't trying to rub it in. I guess I was just trying to make it clear to the audience. Anyway, I just got a pedicure with some friends that aren't you guys. And it definitely wasn't you guys. And it was nice. And I hadn't had a pedicure, and I think I've had one in my life. So it was kind of fun and relaxing. It was right before the wedding.

Yeah, I mean, neither have we. And, well, Eric, you were invited to the monthly pedicure party we're going to start having. And you accepted. Okay. I accepted, but you're talking to start having, and you accepted. Okay. I accepted, but you're talking about one I didn't get to go to. But it's with these guys. This is going to be the same pedicure party we're going to go to. We're all going to be a part of it together.

I don't know how your pedicure parties work. I've been invited. I haven't been issued like, oh, here's the date. When were you invited? Yesterday? Talked to them yesterday? Yeah. Yeah.

We're hanging out. Yeah. We're hanging out, and it's not a big deal. Yeah, it's Talk to him yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know, we're hanging out. Yeah. Yeah. We're hanging out and it's, you know, not a big deal. Yeah. It's not a big deal. Uh, I was hanging out yesterday with a friend that is Eric. And so, uh, anyway, so then I go and one of the parts of the first spa day is another pedicure, which by the way, you need a pedicure once every, I mean, if you get a pedicure

once every 10 years, I guess, is where I'm at. Two and four days is a lot. And so I thought, like, this seems fucking excessive, but I paid for it, so whatever. And so I get that pedicure. And then the next fucking day when we go back to the spa, they give me a foot massage, which is cool. But then I got to thinking, three complete strangers have been all over my feet in the last week. That's more people than have seen my feet in the last 10 years. That's just weird.

Yeah, Gavin would have been in heaven. He would have been just like fucking, he would have just been cum spots everywhere. But it was like, I just, I got kind of grossed out about it when I thought about it. Like, uh, I don't like, it kind of creeped me out that all these people had touched my feet and I, my feet felt dirty and I felt like I had to wash them. And then I was like kind of happy to be leaving the honeymoon and to go home because I was like, I got done with the foot stuff.

At least like that, that was a bit much go through fucking security. And Emily checked the bag. Uh, she's gotten really into checking bags lately, which I'm not on board with, but what are you going to do? We're married now,

you know, there's nothing to do about it. And so she checked a bag and so I had no bags in the airport, which Emily and Vanessa and Bernie, every time they see me in the airport with no bags, the second time I've done that, they say they tell me I look like a terrorist

and they don't want to stand next to me. But if you, they're right, if you look around, everybody's got a bag but me and I definitely stand out. Anyway, so. She's brushing shit. In the checked bag. I just throw it all in Emily's bag.

She's already checking her bag, and it's big, so just fuck it. Have you never done that before? No. Like, checked everything and just walked on with, like, nothing? I've walked on a plane with nothing and checked nothing, just not brought anything. I did it one time, and I was told that it's psycho behavior and that I looked like a serial killer walking on with nothing. Well, I feel like every time I travel,

I bring like nine lithium batteries with me, so that's all got to come. They can't be checked, right? Like my laptop, my Switch, my Steam Deck. Got all my goodies. You got to bring your goodies. So we go through security, deep deck. Oh, my goodies. You got to bring your goodies. So, we go through security, and

they, like, you know how they check your passport when you're getting on a plane in a foreign country before, and you had to go through that little area. And so, they check my passport, and it dings up, and they go, sir, you've been selected for secondary screening. And I go, awesome! Awesome! I'm all about it.

She's like, grab your bags, and come over here. And I'm like, got them! And I walk over, and she's like grab your bags and come over here and i'm like got him and i walk over she's like you where's your bags and i go i don't have any bags this is gonna be a real easy search for you and she looks at me and she just gives this like really annoyed face and she's like empty your pockets and i'm like they're empty but here's like here's my wallet here's my phone that's it that's all i got you know and she pats me down and then she just and i'm like okay and she goes sir take your shoes off and I go okay I guess and so she makes me sit down and she watches me take my shoes off and then she's like give me

your feet and then she fucking touched my socked feet to make sure I didn't have I don't know knives or guns in my fucking feet and and I realized those motherfuckers got me one last time my feet got molested one last time. Can I pass over the title then?

Yeah. You're the foot guy. Oh, wow. I hadn't even considered that. Jeff, you might be the foot guy. I'm a reluctant foot guy. It's like how Gavin says, I don't want girls to put their finger on my butt.

They just do it all the time. I don't want anybody to put their finger on my butt they just do it all the time i don't want anybody to touch my fucking feet they just keep doing it sorry gracie that's 10 years old everybody knows that that's old achievement or shit everybody knows that you know i just had a bit of a run a bit bit of a run? A run is one way to describe it. Oh, my God. I had nothing to do with it, really. It sounds like you were a main player in it. Have you guys seen that TikTok going around about supposedly Michael Jackson

has a different voice in private or had a different voice in private? Yeah. Is it real? Oh, You think it's real? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. He didn't sound like that. You see the... Apparently in Ready to Rumble 2, he was a character

in it, and it's his real voice. I think he can do a real deep bassy voice. Apparently, I watched a bunch of videos about it, and apparently anytime he was out with like other like musicians or movie stars or rappers or whoever they're telling these stories they'd be like as soon as everybody would like leave the green room it was just like me and michael jordan or michael jackson he'd be like i thought those motherfuckers would never leave anyway he'd be like a totally like he'd drop it and just go into

a totally like macho dude i i have this with Timothy Olyphant. Oh, really? Yeah, that is my conspiracy. I think he is like Mr. Fake Voice. If you watch him in like Scream, watch him acting in Scream. He has the most high pitch, nasally voice. And then I watched an interview at around that time and he has the same voice. And now he always sounds like a really gruff kind of rustic cowboy.

Interesting. Voices can age. It's a complete shift in both tone and style of speaking. I think he put a real effort in because he had a shit voice when he made Scream. He went all like Elizabeth Holmes with it. he went all like Elizabeth Holmes with it. I posted a, I posted a tick tock. If you want to hear Michael Jackson,

supposedly real voice from a ready to rumble too. Yeah. Apparently that's what he actually sounds like. And the high pitch voice was a, something he put on for the, for the audience with this groove. I can't move weird, right?

I'm sure you can probably play that in this like in the file too yeah who cares we can talk over I don't know why we're able to you're fine we would do a video game in it so why wouldn't we or do a let's play in it why wouldn't we yeah there you go Andrew why don't you do your real voice this is my real voice no yeah what would be I think would be low right my real voice it would be funnier I think it's funnier low than high oh my ankle

nah it's not I gotta work on that every impression he does is this he's telling Audrey the giant hey Gavin Ma, Uncle. He's telling Audrey the Giant. Hey, Gavin. Yeah. You and I have something we gotta do together.

We've gotta write our smut. Oh, yeah. Speaking of anal runs. I was gonna propose something to you. Let's see how you feel about this. You and I are going together. I don't know if anybody else knows about this, but you and I are going to New York City together to spend the weekend together. Me and you, we're going to go Friday to Sunday.

The girls are going to be doing something. And so we're going to have most of the time just to ourselves, I think, except for like dinner and shows and stuff. Yeah. location in new york city that's like the best like poet uh like grizzled new york journalist writer bar where like all the most famous like all the beat poets all the most famous literary figures went and we go there and that's where we sit down and write our smut that's where we put pen to paper it'd be like the time where we were in what country were we in when we came up with episode 100 of we were in hungary i believe yeah it we came up with episode 100 of uh we were in hungary i believe yeah it needs to be like that yeah exactly i'm trying to recreate that moment but

i thought like we might be inspired if we're at like some dive where like alan ginsburg wrote his best stuff you know yeah we should absolutely do that okay because i got another yeah saturday morning because i was thinking about today i was like what the fuck are we gonna do all day i don't know i don't i was like when the last time gavin and i in new york city together what have we ever done together in new york city like are we just gonna fucking i think we were both there we we went to rockstar oh we did like a live show or something yeah you guys should go back to rockstar maybe let's play maybe it's a let's play live or something I can't believe that that that GTA 6 trailer came out and then it said

2025 at the end and then I just thought about how many GTAs I have left in my life and I think it's three maybe three I actually wrote that as a comment on the trailer and it got like 300,000 likes.

Oh my God. That being said, how fucking cool is that trailer? Oh, I can't wait. It's very cool. I can't wait for us to play it. I know it's going to be 50% of what we see there when you actually get into multiplayer and sit down to play it but 50% of what I saw in that trailer is fucking awesome

you know what I mean? Yeah but I just have a hard time getting excited for something that's gonna come out long after I'm dead Yeah look at the top comment on that So you think you won't make it, Eric? Yeah, I don't think so. At this point, at the time of

recording, the video's been up for 22 hours and it has 88 million views. Wait, you made your comment from the Slow Mo Guys account? What other account am I going to make it from? It's my account! I don't know why that's so funny. Slow Mo Guys! I'm gonna make it from my account I'll be a comment lever for GTA

I've been logged into YouTube as achievement hunter for maybe 12 years and so anytime I do any commenting on YouTube It's as a cheap motor 425,000 likes, Gavin. Jesus Christ. Wow. That's like a statement to the view count on that video. Yes, it is.

You should amend it to say also listen to F*** Face. Yeah. That's a lot of F*** Face related replies to my comment. There's some really, there's some funny ones like eat the pencil

and there's some really sad ones like a guy saying, he was like, I'm 68, so this is probably my last one oh oh my god i mean he's assuming he makes it to 2025 yeah you know it's gonna get pushed oh yeah well i feel like we don't even think about that 26 i feel like they've already built in the delay. With 2025? There's no way. It's 2026. It depends on where in 2025. I bet you $100, Gavin.

I bet you $1,000. Hey, you know what, Gavin? You're on. I think it's got to be at least 2026. I just don't think there's any way it comes out 2025. I bet you $100 it's 2025. Okay. least 2026. I just don't think there's any way it comes out 2025. Okay, I bet you $100 is 2025. Okay, okay. You should have kept it at $0.01 or $0.00,

and that way you would have to give him pennies, though. Oh. Yeah, but that's going to be a lot of work for him to go get a bunch of pennies. I bet you $100 in shark cards that it releases in 2027. I think someone uh calculated that all the times that i got mugged added together came out to be something like 18 dollars worth of real money it was honestly like millions of dollars that i got mugged for

well worth it that maybe like hundreds of thousand. I don't want to undercut this, but I wanted to get to a note that we had that just said Wheel of Years. And we said we were going to talk about whatever that is. What is that? Oh, I have it in my notes. I wrote down Wheel of Years idea

and then I amended it to say, what was that about? Can't remember the idea. Come on. Are we deciding on the next season? No, I have since remembered it. I just thought that was funny. You just sent me, you pretzeled me. My brain, I don't know how to process. We were lost, then we were found.

Wheel of Fear's idea. What was that about? Can't remember idea. Did you make an addition to that that was actually, I do remember? No, I just have since remembered. That was the majority of all the Minecraft ideas, except

Jeff had a lot of them written. So it was like that kind of thing written, but in his handwriting. Yeah, that made it harder. And Jeff's handwriting looks like Ryan Dunn's tattoos. It looks about as good as my photos.

I think the genesis of the idea was that we make a big wheel, kind of like the wheel of punishment we have at Extra Life, like the jack wheel, you know? But it's like different years out of order from like, let's say 1965 to now. And one of us takes a turn and they spin it. And then whatever year they land on, they have to then go research and find a movie to then present to us that we watch together. Okay. Like a weird movie that, you know, like something that would be

watch-along worthy. I like it. I think it was like somewhere in there, and I never fully flushed the idea out, but that's where I was. I was headed somewhere like that with this, and so it's not a fully baked idea necessarily.

I remember that I thought about a second wheel, maybe that it was like movies, TVs, or or music or maybe a second wheel that it was like genre like comedy horror adventure and then you spin but i don't know but uh i just thought it would be fun to like figure out a way to randomize our searches for old weird stuff now do we need do you need it to be a physical wheel or could we do like a digital wheel i would like it to be a physical wheel, or could we do a digital wheel? I would like it to be a physical wheel. I think they're more fun. And the clicking? Oh, my God.

I don't... You can get... There's virtual clicking noises. That's true. But we have the wheel. That's true. Yeah, but we can have Gavin click the whole time when he sees the little ticker go.

I don't know. It's hard to think about, I guess. Yeah, we can do it virtually. I don't know. It's hard to think about, I guess. Yeah, we could do it virtually. I don't give a shit. It's just like some, I think I probably had it more worked out when I was going to present it to you guys two weeks ago or whenever, and then it just like, it's just shit out of my brain. Do you want to do a wheel spin right now?

I don't know. On this thing? Yeah, on this. Do you want to do a wheel spin right? Well, I don't know. Okay, well, yeah, on this. Do you want to do a wheel spin right? Well, I don't know. We could use... Okay, well, yeah, but we'll have to do...

To do it properly, can we do a wheel spin to randomize who it is? Like, can we do an us wheel spin? And then... Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Spin to see who will then have to spin the wheel. Yeah, spin to see who spins. So how do we pre-spin? Hang on. Just put everyone's names in it and then share the screen here and everybody records also while eric's doing that we were talking yesterday and we think we've decided that we'd both look pretty good with extensions and then we were thinking about who

would look the best with extensions and we decided we want to do a supplemental video where we all have to where emily puts extensions in all of us. And then we have like a little beauty contest to see. I think it would be fun just to have this length hair, but to get extensions, I think it would look cool. Nick, you're my, you're my dark horse to win it.

Ooh. Wow. All right. I even put Gracie in, so that's fun. I think Nick's got the best head for a mullet. Oh no. I could see that.

Yeah. Actually, I agree with that. I think it's probably, I think it would look good on Nick. All right. Come on. I heard what you said, no. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, actually, I agree with that. I think it's probably... I think it would look good on Nick. All right, come on. I heard what you said, Eric. Okay, for some reason, we're spinning this wheel.

What happens when somebody wins? They then have to spin the wheel of numbers, I believe. I like that. As soon as we added a name to an egg or Agneg or whatever we changed it to, we added another G name. Yes. Yeah.

So it's just an egg with longer Gs? It's just more Gs, right? We could be Gan-Gag. We can be Gan-Gag. We could be all sorts of things. Yeah. Thank you, Andrew. Yeah, you're welcome.

I'm just saying, you can just throw out ideas all day or a second idea alright Eric are you going to spin the wheel let's do it can you share your screen here's the wheel to spin whoever this lands on gets to spin the wheel

of years it's spinning And whoever this lands on gets to spin the wheel of years. It's spinning. And the winner is... No way. And the winner is Gracie! The winner is Gracie. Congratulations, Gracie. You get to spin the wheel of years.

Thank God. All right, Gracie. So, could you share your screen? What? What? Well, so we can see her spin the wheel. Well, no. We're doing this right now?

Oh, okay. Well, we don't have to. Well, I just assumed Eric would put numbers in and then it would be the same thing. And it was just... Oh, we can do that too. Eric, Eric, put... Yeah, let's do it that way. Put like...

Put like numbers in? 1950, 1960... No, yeah. 1962. I'll give you the You want me to put numbers in? 1950, 1960. Oh, 1962. I'll give you the numbers. I've lost track of what's going on. You've lost track of what's going on? So we just spun a wheel of names. So now it's Gracie.

And now we're going to spin the wheel of years. And once a year is determined, Gracie then needs to pick a film from that year that we will watch. To present to us that we'll watch together. Okay. Yeah, what don't you get? Well, I just didn't know we were doing this now in this episode. pick a film from that year that we will present to us that we'll watch together okay yeah what don't you get well i just didn't know we were doing this now in this episode you're the one that was supportive of and said you like the idea i was one that was like i don't know if this is

any good i don't know if it's fully baked yet drafts when he described that didn't mean we just stopped making the episode it did drafts can i ask at what point when i said gavin why don't we do this now when you you went, yeah, where was the... I mean, it's a great question. It is a good question. Okay, so what I've done is that I have put all the numbers from 1960 to 2023 in random. Okay, great. So that way, they randomize here.

That's excellent. Now, why would it do that? Why would it put a number in front of all of them so I can't- You know what? Oh, cool. It's fine. It doesn't- Alright, we're doing it. Copy. Got it.

We randomized the numbers, and now he's gonna insert the random- Yes! That's exactly what I thought it would look like. Alright, Gracie. This is the wheel of numbers, and what's going to happen is we're going to spin it, and then whatever year it lands on,

you are tasked with picking a movie that we watch. How about to make it more personalized, Gracie, how many spins would you like? Oh, let's do four. Four spins? You should also say click when Eric should click. No, that's your job, Gavin. Let me ask you guys a question.

Uh-huh. Now, does it have to be movie? Are we okay with it being a TV show? TV show as well. I think it should be open to media. I think it's a piece of viewable media. A piece of viewable media. That's a great way to put it.

Because it's not music. It's got to be like a movie show, something like that. Oh, also, there was a shuffle here that I wasn't aware of. I like the way you did it. Oh, fuck. Okay. All right, Gracie, call it. Click.

All right, here we go. Our first spin is... 1991. Okay. So, irrelevant on... Do we want to remove it? No, you got to keep it, because what if it's 1991 again, baby?

It's truly random. All right, Gracie, let me know when. Click. Got it. All right, here we go. Our second spin., let me know when. Click. Got it. Alright, here we go. Our second spin. This is a weird episode. I'm not getting any clicks from you, Gavin. I'm very disappointed. I'm clicking my dick off. Dude, what are you talking about?

What? 1992! Oh my god, it's a human progression. This is so exciting. I'm clicking so much my fingers hurt. Are you serious? None of it's coming through. I'll click. I'll auto-click. Alright, here we go. Gracie, so much my fingers hurt. Are you serious? None of it's coming through. I'll click.

I'll audibly click. All right, here we go. Gracie, you let me know when. Click. Click. Oh, my God. 1978. And now this will be our final spin. Let's take,

let's take a bet. Pick a, pick a year. What guy, what year do you guys think it'll be? 1987. Okay. Ooh,

1997, 98. Okay. 1986. Oh, that's good. 2006. Okay. Marisi that's good. 2006. Okay.

Gracie, whatever do you think it's going to be? I hope it's something when I was alive. So, anything 2001 and up. I'm going to say, honestly, I'm going to say 1995. That's going to be my guess. Here we go. What does the winner get? I don't think anything.

I think it's just a fun thing that we're doing. Brag, yeah, you get a brag about it. Alright, Gracie, whenever you're ready. Okay, let me get ready. Click. Here it comes! Our spin is winding down, and

it is 9-2-3! 64! Here it comes. Our spin is winding down, and it is... Nineteen... Nineteen sixty-four! Nineteen sixty-four! Wow. Nineteen sixty-four. I am so excited to see what Gracie will pick.

I will have to do more curious research. That's awesome. That's like before her parents were born, so that's pretty exciting. My parents were not born in that's pretty exciting. My parents were not born in that year. No, absolutely not. The worst movies of 1964. According to this list, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

is the worst movie. It's not just you, Murray. The incredible strange creatures who stopped living and became what? Cut off. Who became? We will never know.

Mixed up zombies. Didn't we watch Mystery Science Theater of the people who stopped living and became? We might have. Backdoor to Hell. Oh, there was a movie called Teenage Strangler. Whoa. Swedish Wedding Night. Ooh, la la.

Poncho's Hideaway. Okay, so there's a lot of bad looking movies. The Creeping Terror. Oh, that's a classic. I said that one already. Did anyone hear him say Goldfinger? No. The Horror of Party Beach.

That's a... Sloppy Seconds has a song about that movie. Well, Gracie, you'll have a lot to pick from, including Elvis Kissin' Cousins. So, can sort of be anything. It's up to you. Think long and hard.

You have, I suppose, a week to let us know. I think for our next recording. And then, we'll go from there. Then you can present the movie and then we can watch it whenever.

And then after we've watched the movie, then the next person can spin the wheel. It's it's very exciting we'll do it again i like it and then yeah and then it just uh and then i'm hoping i think i was hoping more than anything that the wheel would look cool and i think it did and that we'll find other ways to use it yeah i loved it um well there you have it that's the episode click all right you guys uh hey uh as we're leaving uh eric and i got a pretty cool pull yesterday on the break show did you guys see that by any chance i missed it we pulled a uh a julius caesar relic. Whoa! A knife?

A one of 99 knife? It's a piece of leather from a tunic that he wore. Wow. Wow. So now F*** Face owns a piece of, like a legitimate piece of Julius Caesar's clothes. It looks like that, and then it has, it's a piece of,

that's what I'm saying, Gavin. There's no way. It is. There's no way. They buy them authenticated at au it is no way they buy them authenticated at uh at like auctions and then they cut them up and they're all they're all completely above board it's uh

it's let's fucking we own some Caesar baby that dude died before Jesus well thanks for listening to face real real strong ending on this one today 185 Gracie has to pick a movie from 1964 And we're very excited

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Anything else so we can wrap this thing up? Gracie, have you ever seen a film that old? Actually, yes, in school what's the old what you may not know it off the top of your head but what's the oldest movie you've ever seen probably like it happened one night yeah okay there you go hey do you guys think we should do a murder draft i was thinking about that no best murders yeah because i'm gonna be in the first round so that murder draft i was thinking about that no best murders yeah because i'm gonna be in the first round so that's true i was also thinking what if we did a person draft like what if we just did a draft of like nick cage movies you've you've pitched that before i just like yes i just like a cage i just want to do you've pitched that before i'd argue in a better

format yeah definitely the fight cage match thing yeah yeah when's the best episode gonna be like I just want to do Nick Cage. You've pitched that before, I'd argue, in a better format. Yeah, definitely. Oh, the fight cage match thing? Yeah. When's the best episode going to be? Like 187 or something? Oh my god! Alright, bye! Bye!

Goodbye! What about a year, a wheel of months? Oh my god, cut. Cut, cut, cut. Everyone stop. No more. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. How do you spike a heart rate?

The intro happened. Cornhole anyone? Jeff forgot the butterfly pose. Accidental audio. Let's go ice skating. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.