Regulation Podcast - Jizzle Knowledge // Tub Time Update [201]

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about remastering Red Vs Blue, Jack being a thief, Eric and Andrew’s sick voices, jizzle knowledge, in and out of our cum era, the 9 volt battery above Gavin’s door jams, animals being left and right handed, kicking with dick power, front knee kick in fighting, gun based sports, Vietnam birthday lottery draft, generational celebrity images, least famous faces, feeding fish to fish to catch fish, the future of VR, logging in on a TV, finally asking about Graysie’s tub time, Geoff’s house progress, root canal update, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/face to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have some bad news for them if they're co-workers. I don't know if they know, but the company is closing. It's shutting down. Yeah, I do. I'm still sick. You sound more sick. I think I got laryngitis post from all the coughing,

so I don't feel bad, but my throat doesn't work. Oh my god. Am I doing two today? Yeah. We're doing a double! Woohoo! Let's do this! I was told to scream last time.

Go ahead, sorry. The world is deteriorating physically. Don't just stop it physically. Some of us are deteriorating mentally as well. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. Hell yeah! My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me as always, Andrew Pant and Gavin Free.

This is episode 201, our 200th episode hard to believe we made a 201 200 episodes yeah some people said we wouldn't make 250 and they were right good on them good job i love you good get up all the let's plays and the drafts no that's true maybe we're That's a very good point. I can't argue that. Please don't argue anything with that voice. Well, I'm going to be doing a lot of talking, unfortunately. Maybe we could just have you do pickups later and we'll remaster this episode down the line.

Like Nick used to do. The cheeky bastard. Speaking of re- redubbing that reminds me of I don't remember where we were I think Eric and I maybe had this idea but if I'm stealing it from somebody else please let me know where we should do if we

if we move on to the new thing and we can't take the old thing with us we should we should Taylor Swift it and just re-record like remaster all the old podcasts kind of do a fluke face oh that's a great idea that would be quick Taylor Swift it and just remaster all the old podcasts. Kind of do a fluke face. Oh, that's a great idea. That would be quick.

Well, we could do ourselves a favor by making the last couple shorter. We'll really appreciate it. Something about remaking stuff sucks. Oh, dude. What's the thing you remade that you hated the most remaking um what i i helped remake some of red versus blue in hd yeah and uh trying to get some of the stuff to happen the exact same way it happened originally like trying to get the warthog to bounce off the

rock in the exact same way good lord that was one of the least satisfying things i've been a part of was remastered in red versus blue that really sucked it was hard enough the least satisfying things i've been a part of was remastered red versus blue that really sucked it was hard enough the first time the extra slap in the face is that we only remastered it to like 1080i and it probably could be done again in 4k well maybe george lucas will buy the rights to rvb and then he can remaster it to his heart's content. All day, all night long. Oh, man. Andrew, do you ever remaster anything?

I guess you did Fluke Face. I did Fluke Face, but that was fun because I never listened to it. So that was like the first time I got to listen to the first episode. That was enjoyable. Have you listened to an episode since? No. I've never listened to an episode. If you have an absolute b you listened to an episode since? No. I've never listened to an episode. If you have an absolute banger line in an episode,

like last week's Alabama Poutine, you don't go back and just listen to that bit? No. Why would I do that? Because you got a huge laugh. Yeah, but it feels masturbatory to do that. You don't have to touch your penis while you listen to it. No, but it's like

ego masturbation. It's like, hey, look at this. Look how funny I was in this moment. Also, I'd like to think that happens more often than not in this context. It feels like weirdly insulting to feel the need to parade a funny line on a comedy podcast.

I've got to say, Gav, I'm kind of with andrew on this one it feels pretty masturbatory it's like you're jacking off your ego i guess it's different for me because i actually proof each one yeah so i do hear them all but yeah i mean i can see both i think it also i think jeff and i maybe we have a we're coming from a low place of self-esteem but not the bottom like we have a floor at least i can see if you have no floor just be like hey i was funny once look i'm capable of doing this that's that's the other part it's like if i if like the alabama poutine line is a fucking classic instant classic if i had said that or uh something that I thought was as funny as that,

you know, like a go, go now, if I went back and I thought, oh, I'm pretty happy with that line. I'm pretty proud of myself for coming up with Alabama poutine. And then if I were to go back and listen to it,

I would go, well, that's only about 80% as funny as I thought it was. Let me listen to it again. And by the time I was done, it would be the, I would have convinced myself it was the dumbest thing I'd ever said. And I should ask to

have it retroactively removed. I would go from thinking I hit a home run to fucking three straight strikes in 13 seconds in my brain. You can't. I couldn't. That's why I can't listen to the podcast. Yeah, you would butcher this thing.

You would butcher yourself. You would cut yourself completely out of these. Dude, there have been episodes where I went to nick and i'm like just take out everything i said yeah i remember the moment where i was like maybe i could work at roosterteeth maybe i could be there and like be funny because on the uh roosterteeth podcast once jack made a joke that i made in a tweet and it made everyone on the podcast laugh and i don't know if he just saw my tweet and recited it or whether he also came up with the same thing but i was like maybe i could make maybe i could make them laugh maybe i should go there and be on that

and that was like a that was like a real moment for you yeah what was the joke oh it was about that movie 2012 i tweeted something like they should was about that movie, 2012. I tweeted something like, they should have called that movie, I'm glad I'm not where I was eight seconds ago, or something like that. And it just made everyone on the podcast laugh, and I thought that was my joke. It's not a very good joke.

Yeah, but he still stole it from you. Yeah. I don't know if he stole it. I think deep down, I think you think he did. No, I know Jack. I'm pretty sure he probably stole it. I should, after 15 years, just ask him. There's no way anyone...

You can't really... After so much time, you can't really challenge people on it because no one remembers anything they've said. Yeah. Luckily, there's tapes. Just fucking play it for him. Go like, all right, in this moment, what do you think? Do you think...

Are you being very funny right now or are you being a thief? Maybe I should, maybe I should record a bit with him and just play him the clip. That would be awesome. Where'd you get that from? Dude,

if you could lay that out for him and go, all right, we recorded this on September 3rd, 2008 or whatever. And then, and then you tweet, I tweeted on September 1stst you were i've verified

you were following me we had to look at the likes on the tweet maybe you liked it on the second you son of a bitch oh man that's very funny you had that that experience i had the opposite i had a thought where i thought oh i'd be good on a podcast and then i i had i realized what now i'm not funny like i can't i wouldn't what would i say like i then imagined myself on a podcast and and at that time and felt like what are you what what are you talking about nobody no you're not qualified for this position in the slightest. I never had the reverse of that. Yeah, I feel like that's how I felt up to the moment where Jack tested out some of my material.

And it played well. You at the very least could be a joke writer, a ghost joke writer for Jack. You could be Jack's ghost writer. I love it. Oh my God. Hey, I sent you guys a video last night that I thought was pretty fucking funny.

Oh, my God. Yeah, what was that about? What is that word? I was watching the Bucks and the Lakers play last night. They were in double overtime. It was an awesome game. Anthony Davis was... Anthony Davis, if he hadn't already done it he made his case for

defensive player of the year in just in the last 10 minutes of that game just insane defense uh very entertaining and it was fun to watch Lillard and Giannis with uh I gotta be honest um but at one point I think Austin Reeves is driving to to the basket like Anthony Davis kicks the ball back and I think Reeves is driving in it might not be reason I'm not sure who is driving to the basket. Like Anthony Davis kicks the ball back. And I think Reeves is driving in. It might not be Reeves. I'm not sure who it was. But the announcer says that he's jizzles to the lane.

And I thought, did you hear that, Emily? And she's like, hear what? And I was like, I'm sure I heard him say jizzles. Is that a word? And she's like, he definitely didn't say jizzles. And so I rewound it and played it again. And the motherfucker says jizzles. And clearly he's trying to say juke and dribble at the same time.

That was Andrew's analysis. But it comes out jizzle. And so I recorded it. I sent it to you guys last night. I think you could put it up on Instagram. It's the funniest fucking thing. Why does it immediately sound like it's the name of a monkey to me?

Jizzle's the monkey? Yeah, it's a great monkey name, and I don't know why. Well, Andrew, I think it was Andrew last night, Googled it and found in the Wiktionary that jizzle is, I guess, a euphemism for prison bitch. Apparently. I don't think that was what he was going for it clearly must have been i was excited for a second i was like oh he just came up with a new word i'm gonna say

all the time everything's gonna be jizzle now right and uh but then i found out that it means prison bitch and that feels weird to walk around just going prison bitch prison bitch the thing i was at dinner so i didn't get a reply but the thing i remember it from jizzle was a thing from whitest kids you know that sketch comedy group and they just did why do you sound like shit as well i've been i was sick oh man is that you and andrew been making out yeah is that okay i'm just trying it's fine with me i just didn't realize and i heard you speak here yeah well i hadn't talked you weren't here for pleasantries they were saying i'm sorry i'm sorry you're sick hey thank you so much uh the jizzle was a whitest kids you know skit from forever ago of it was just a guy doing an infomercial where he's just

selling a cum rag like that's all it so the whole time i'm at dinner my phone was just going off and then it was well beyond the conversation i I went, oh man, jizzle. So you thought it was too late to chime in with jizzle knowledge? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I was going to hit you guys with it, but I went, it's too late. The jizzle's gone. Like there's no point in sending the jizzle at this point.

I feel like if you've got such custom jizzle knowledge, you have to bring it back around. I'm sorry. But that's, I mean, I figured, you know, here it is, but there's like, it's like a whole sketch called the jizzle knowledge you have to bring it back around i'm sorry but that's i mean i figured you know here it is but there's like it's like a whole sketch called the jizzle so uh that's insane do you think that's what kevin harlan or whoever the final thing was harlan but whoever the fuck it was announcing do you think that's what they were referencing yeah yeah he was thinking about the whitest kids you know sketch he's been waiting to get the jizzle in there for a long time i also love too because the other announcer i think it was reggie miller uh it didn't say anything at all there wasn't like an

awkward like silence or like a huh or anything just like they just steamrolled on as if as if nothing weird had happened with a on a fucking major on a nationally broadcast television show where an announcer says jizz. Can I ask are we in like a cum era for this podcast? I mean it's two in a row and I figured maybe it was just because Gracie wasn't here.

That's what I'm saying. First off, that's what I'm saying. I'm making sure. I'm checking. If we're in a cum era, it wouldn't be ours. We don't control TNT. We don't control the National Basketball Association. First of all, we don't control the NBA. We're just witnesses to it.

Second of all, you're the one that brought it to come. No. You just brought it to come, and then you asked if we were in a come era. That's absolutely not true. Nobody was talking about that. The whole thing is cum adjacent. And then after last week's episode. Right.

And after last week's. Nope. Nope. You brought up. Nope. You brought up jizzle. You know what the fuck you're doing when you're dancing around it. You know exactly what you're doing.

You know exactly what this is. Listen, there's some subtlety. Nope. If we were dancing around it, you'd drive a fucking steamroller. Right. And so that's why I'm asking if that's what we're in. Because you're already. If we're in it. If we're dancing around it, you'd drive a fucking steamroller right through it. Right, and so that's why I'm asking if that's what we're in. Because you're already talking about it. If we're in it, if we're in it, it's our gear.

Because I'm talking about what happened on last week's episode. I'm seeing if that's what we're in, if that's how we're ending. You just slammed the cum flag into the ground and then asked, does this belong to cum? And then asked if this is how we're ending. Yeah, this is how we're all going to finish, Eric. Stay tuned for the face cum, f*** face cum flag coming to the store soon.

That's gonna be behind the barrel. Gracie, would you like to be the first person to veto an era? Yes. You think we should? I'd love to. Consider it done. There we go. Out of your cum era. Put a stop to There we go. Out of your camera. Put a stop to Eric real fast.

I don't like the implication we were ever in one. I'd rather it just never occurred. I'm right there with you. I got to be honest. That thing that Eric brought up never entered my mind. I will say it wasn't an implication. It was a declaration. I think we were firmly in it after last week, 100%.

Because it continued into two episodes. It's too much. That's why I asked. I had two episodes because you did that. Because we're doing two today. So if the next one also had come talk, then it's too much. So I'm trying to get ahead of it. I was more trying to angle it towards if you're not watching NBA games,

you really should be because they are sexying up the NBA. If you'll remember a month ago, I sent you guys a video of a lady popping her boob out on national television while she was breastfeeding a baby. And it was right there on the screen right next to the ref. And then here we are a month later, NBA announcers throwing around jizzle. I'm just saying, tune in. Who knows what's going to happen next? Come talk sounds like our Clutch Pearls pod supplemental content is what it is.

That's our adjacent come talk. But it's spelled C-O-M-E. It's a very clean show. It's about coming and talking. It's like, hey, come on over and talk to us. Do you like poutine? Andrew's Canadian very clean show. It's about coming and talking. It's like, hey, come on over and talk to us about stuff. Do you like poutine?

Andrew's Canadian. I am. You're from Alabama. Those are just facts. Those are just facts. Alabama, Canada. That's just information. I apparently had a life hack. Oh! The comments have let me know something.

This is my life hack, which I do remember now but i have since forgotten i used to keep a nine volt battery on the door frame next to every smoke detector in my house that's a life hack so that whenever my damn thing beeped the battery was right there no matter what time always three in the morning i could just get up there and immediately change it wow and i guess i moved i moved house and left all my nine volts up there and i never remembered i did that i never put nine volts all over my door frames again do you think the new people that moved in understood what that was or do you think for years they've been telling people going i we just don't understand it it was a nine volt above every

door jam in the house it's the strangest goddamn thing yeah i bet they just threw them all away yeah oh man this door's creaky we got to swap the battery on it we got to get a new nine volt in there why didn't they tell us these doors are battery operated they just completely misunderstood purpose i mean with my fingerprint door handles all my doors are battery operated gotta keep the cats out gotta keep the cats out hey speaking of cats i was just i noticed something about my dog and it got me wondering about eric's dog and y'all's cats. Do you think your cat or dog are left or right-handed? My cat is 23 years old. I don't think it has any awareness.

It's eternal. It won't die. It's immune to all things. That's an insane amount of time for a cat to be alive. It is. Yeah. I got my cat when I was six. She's still walking around. Barely. You guys are headed for the record books we are i yeah i don't think

she has a preference gracie do you have any idea or whether my dog is right or left cinnamon is right or left-handed you know i hate to break it to you but i don't think she's either because she can't even stand on her own four legs very well all right well but in a perfect world i would say left how old how old she's 16 and a half whoa yeah i uh i have noticed recently and i don't think i've ever noticed this with any of my other animals but albert is definitely left pawed like he he he does everything with his left paw. And when he wants to show affection, that's the paw he raises. When he wants to move something or play with a toy,

that's the paw he uses. And I just realized that he clearly favors that left paw, which makes me happy because I'm left-handed, right? So it's like genetically runs in the family, obviously. Millie's also left-handed, so totally makes sense. But I just, it crossed my mind. I never really noticed a pet being one or the other before and i wonder if he's unique in that way or if i'm you know insane

i could find out immediately with my cats because i if i just hold one of my cats near another one they both raise their slapping paw as if they're about to get into it. So I just see which one goes up in the air. But here's the thing. You don't know if your cat is a southpaw or not, though. The dominant hand might not necessarily be at the front or what is considered dominant. I don't think you'd throw a first punch with your offhand, though, would you? Never, never.

Well, you could depend on your comfort of your stance. But for a dog or a cat could does it have to be limited to front paws could they be like back right pod you know what i mean i assume so yeah i think all i think all their paws are equal yeah yeah yeah i mean that's pretty your dog might be back right pod but he's using his front left paw just to get your attention or whatever. Or maybe my dog is left front pawed, but most dogs are back leg pawed, and you're not looking for that, so you just don't notice. Maybe Albert's the outlier, and most dogs favor a back left or right paw. And it's just like, who's looking at a dog in that way?

You just don't pay attention. Do you have a dominant foot, Jeff? Because you're left-handed. Yeah, I have a kicking. So, you know, do you have a dominant foot, Jeff? Because you're left handed. Yeah, like I have my I have a kicking foot. Would you say your kicking foot is your dominant foot? I would think so. That would be the foot that would generate the most power. My right foot would be my planting foot.

Then I would maybe argue unless I'm skateboarding, unless I'm skateboarding and then my left foot is on the board. You're ambi footed. That's what you're saying. I guess maybe I am, but I'd rather kick you with my left foot is on the board. You're ambifooted, is what you're saying. I guess maybe I am, but I'd rather kick you with my left foot. But is that because you like the left foot more? I could definitely kick you with my right foot,

but I think it'd be better if I could kick you with my left. But a kick is all about generating force. I feel like maybe your right foot is the dominant one that you're driving power off of in that scenario. I don't know if because you kick left that means your left foot is the stronger foot i think you want your stronger foot to be your base i would where does the kick come from is it it's your hip is it your lap is your hip which muscle does it yeah i think it's largely a hip thing i think it's largely a hip thing. I think it's generating force from your core into the leg.

Do you feel a kick in the wiener at all? Oh, like... Like a kick starts in the... Like, do you think you derive any power? Like from your... Dick power? No. Or maybe...

I gotta go do some kicks. Maybe that's why they wear a cup. And it has to contain the dick power or else it'd be too much. People would be begin kicked in half otherwise speaking of kicking man you know I've been watching a

lot of UFC the last year or two uh-huh and uh I don't know why anybody does anything in that sport other than calf kicking I've never seen a UFC fighter who got kicked

in the calf hard win a fight it's as soon as they get kicked in the calf five times and they have a like a fucking like a little red mark or a bruise it's as soon as they get kicked in the calf five times and they have a like a fucking like a little red mark or a bruise it's over for that person so i just throwing that out there if you ever wanted to get it if you ever wanted to get into a like an mma fight in the street just kick somebody in the calf apparently that's all you're gonna do have you ever seen john jones's front knee kicks he does to people those Those are the worst. How that has, that should be illegal.

How is that not illegal? That's so crazy. There are a lot of fighters that think it should be illegal. He's like the only one that I know that consistently does it. And I think it's because of his frame, but it is, that is like the one move that I've seen obviously get absolutely destroyed. You've seen countless ways,

but the move that makes me grimace the most is that, that fucking front knee kick terrible do you think there should be more gun-based sport absolutely yeah yeah yeah just they're they're gonna think about it i'm saying yes to start like uh this this paintball there's airsoft why not just armor up and just use real bullets uh maybe we do we have that? It's called war. Well, okay, fun game. Do you know about dueling pistol,

like competitive dueling pistol fights? Like not where you're trying to kill someone. The wax bullet. Do you know about that? That's fucking crazy. Yeah, that's cool. Like bring that back. Do you guys know about this where it's just it's dueling

pistols and instead of real bullets they shoot wax at each other and it hurts like a paintball but it's just wax no i haven't heard that but so as like a duel it's a dueling pistol sport it's really but like you know it was like in 1909 or whatever it's not like a real thing anymore do you think gav that it's not as popular because one team dies i don't think there has to be a death oh i just like glancing blows yeah if you're just kevlar and steel plated to oblivion oh do you like johnny knoxville yeah i don't think this should be a thing I'm just joking I think Alec Baldwin really took the wind out of the gun sport sails

I think it's a tough Jesus Christ I'm thinking of like that's a scenario in which a fake gun is being used not firing anything and it caused a death was it a fake gun? no I thought that was a real gun I think it was a real gun but it was supposed to have blanks whatever it caused a death. Was it a fake gun? No, I thought that was a real gun. I think it was a real gun, but it was supposed to have a blank.

Whatever. It was a scenario in which there should not be any actual ammunition used, and you're talking about a scenario in which ammunition would be. But there are then situations, too, where, like, Brandon Lee died from a blank. Yeah, I don't know.

In a really stupid way, but, you know. I mean, there are tons of movies that use live ammo you just have to do it safe if they just have no one around remote cameras and all that can I point out at this part of the podcast that I fucking hate guns you've had nothing I just want the world to know I just want the

I just I feel I can't put that out there enough I do not like guns they just gross me out five years of the army and then all the times I shot stuff with guns when I was a kid, or got shot at. Yeah, the fact that it's no effort to accidentally use one

is the scariest thing to me. Like with a knife, you can cut yourself, or you can accidentally, you know, glance. But you're never going to accidentally stab someone in the heart. But a gun, it could just go off straight through someone's eye. Dude, I was reading the other day that something just happened

tragic but a a mom like had a gun in her purse and was like fumbling for her keys and the gun went off and shot her daughter like the safety wasn't on like that's what guns can do but i'm not trying to turn this into an anti-gun thing i'm sorry i just get skeeved out when we talk about guns that's fair hey i'm sorry for bringing up guns oh that's I'm not trying to turn this into an anti-gun thing. I'm sorry. I just get skeeved out when we talk about guns. That's fair. Hey, I'm sorry for bringing up guns. Oh, that's okay. We use them to shoot aliens in Halo all day long.

I recently watched the Vietnam draft, which is a draft I don't think we should try to do, but it was weird. Are you talking about the birthday draft? Yeah, I was watching the birthday draft and I got really into it. And because I think like 185 and below were the people that were deployed,

not knowing where my birthday was. It was very exciting to watch going, oh, what I have, where am I in this list? What I've been fine. I was not as like 53rd, unfortunately. But yeah, the combat, that's my recent thing with combat and wars i don't know what you're talking about so i was gonna say i bet gavin doesn't even know what we're talking about it's wild to think that in america during the vietnam war we had a national we had a draft you know what a draft is right Kev?

like a military draft well the way they determined who got drafted is they had a national birthday lottery where they would pull the fucking birthdays out of a bingo thing and be like April 3rd if your birthday is on April 3rd and you're eligible

you just got drafted April 9th, June 4th, February 16th, and they went down through, I think, all 365 days. And so then you would know, depending on how bad the war was going or how deep they had to go in, you knew where you were slotted to get drafted. And that's when a lot of people fled to Canada,

when a lot of people started doing heavy drugs to disqualify them, when a lot of people started to get bone splints and shit like that. I feel like the government would have saved a lot of money on communal birthday cakes. Yeah, I guess so. to think that that was like i just can't imagine in america today everybody's sitting around the tv watching like nbc nightly news to see the when the next fucking birthday draft date yes you know this is a very different world we live in now very different country what's the cutoff am i too old for that now i doubt they would want me a foreigner but how old are you 35 i think you're not cut off just yet i think 30 when i was the army, I think 37 was the cutoff.

I'm not sure what it is now. I'm sure I can't legally fight for a foreign military. Might be trending. All male citizens between the ages of 18 and 26 are required to register and are liable for training and service until the age of 35. There you go.

Yeah, I think about that all the time. Like how lucky am I that no one got to just derail my whole life well that much you know not that i wanted you to go into war but it would have made the fact i i still don't think you understand what a draft is and i'm sure that would have helped would have given you a lesson. I think when we got to it on this show, you would have been a little bit more prepared from the launch. Well, unfortunately, it wasn't a snake draft that they did.

Oh, that's true. That's a good point. I like the idea of just being handed my uniform and my boots and stuff. But I'm just like, so what is this? How does this work? Where are we going? What sport are we going to go play? What network is covering this? How does this work? Where are we going? What sport are we going to go play? What network is covering this? Let me ask you guys a totally different question in a completely different direction. Is that OK?

Of course. All right. When you think of Nicolas Cage, what's the first picture that comes to your mind? Snake Eyes because of Eric now. OK. He's ruined. Definitely Snake Eyes. The second, I think my honest image is Face Off. OK. He's ruined it for me. Definitely say guys. The second I think my honest image

is Face Off. Okay. Nick said The Rock. Gracie said National Treasure. Gavin what about you? What's that one he's in with Cher? Moonstruck. That one. I think of Raising Arizona. Oh. One of my favorite movies. We were doing

this the other night. We were out at dinner and it was a lot of fun. We were just like, it's interesting what you pick a, a figure that's been known, uh, through generations. And then everybody just thinks of the first image that comes to their mind.

And it's just weird to see how far apart they all are. You know, like, like Tom Cruise, what's the first Tom Cruise that comes to mind? Mission impossible. One top gun. Probably Eric. Nick said, probably. Eric?

Nick said Risky Business. Top Gun. Yeah, Risky Business. Maybe Cocktail. I think Risky Business is what I said the other day, but today Cocktail was the first thing that came to my mind. That movie's dog shit. I was about to say, maybe I should go back and watch that movie.

No, no, no. That movie sucks. Like, Gavin's right. It's weird that movie, but maybe I shouldn't. No, no, no, no. That movie sucks. Like, Gavin's right. It's weird how bad it is. It, like, shouldn't be that bad for being such a thing that people know. Can you, how about, how about this one? Can you, if I say George Washington, can you picture George Washington in your head? Yeah. Gav?

Uh, yes. How about Benjamin Franklin? Yeah. Yeah. The 100 guy? gav uh yes how how about benjamin franklin yeah the hundred guy yeah yeah yep how about john adams no idea who that is i got no fucking picture of john adams in my head i just pulled you to me i know the name i just i can't see him how about winston churchill like i'm sure gavin you can see yeah yeah it's a gigantic bastard i can't i just i see like a vague heavyset guy with a hat on but i i see nothing about his face winston churchill in my mind is alfred hitchcock in an after photo for like a diet supplement it's a sleeker hitchcock he's a spruced up hitchcock he is hitchcock bigger than churchill i don't i don't think so they're probably pretty equivalent but my head he is bumble knows it's hard to start conversations. Hey. No, too basic.

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Do we count characters? I mean, if they're famous enough. I feel like nobody necessarily knows what the Winnie the Pooh guy looks like, but a lot of people know Winnie the Pooh. I don't know his name, though. Cummings? Jim Cummings? Oh shit, we're in our cum era. Fuck.

Shit. I feel like a lot of people would know Adina Manziel's work, but might not be able to picture it. Adina Manziel's maybe the most famous fictional name. That's a good one. But that is her real name that that is her real name yeah

adele dazeem was the other one oh that's on me i think more people know that del dazeem than adina mansell probably yeah yeah that's immediately my brain just thought that that's immediate. My brain just thought that that's what you were saying. I thought that was really funny. And you're just saying an actual person. How about Susan Sarandon? What comes to mind? Her face? Oh. Yeah, I guess.

I don't know. Old ass Susan Sarandon. But like not old ass. Like she she aged very well. But you just called her old ass. Sarandon but like not old ass like she she aged very well but you just called her old ass yeah but just because she is but that doesn't like I that sounded worse than I intended when do you transition

from old to old ass or is it the other way around I was gonna say Bull Durham by the way that's what I thought of I didn't I didn't think of either that or Banger Sisters. I picture season seven of Friends. Okay. Oh, that's specific.

It's like holes or maybe alien. Probably alien. Alien? Alien. Oh, fuck. That's Sigourney Weaver. Listen, I'm sick. I'm sick.

You're all over the place. I'm all over the place. I all over the i just i spaced for a minute went famous red-haired woman and sigourney weaver doesn't have a red head all right so when you picture sigourney weaver if he's clearly alien i think it ghostbusters what about y'all no i just he's brunette Yeah, listen. I'm trying. Maybe we are learning that Andrew can't picture anything. No, well, it's been, it's funny you say that. It's been a problem.

I've been playing, I'll post the link of it, this movie trivia game, and I keep learning that my memory for movies is not accurate. I keep Mandela affecting myself. Are you Mandela affecting or Adina Manzella affecting maybe a little bit of both maybe column A and column B there was a category for oh that is yeah that's Susan Sarandon

alright look at that in Friends season 7 that's reflective of Gracie so in the game it'll be like this actress name a movie that this actor actress is in. That's one word. And the question was Amy Adams was the actor.

And I thought Amelia, she was in a fucking Amelia Earhart movie. Got this locked it up. It said, no, I was so outraged. I Googled it. That's a Hilary Swank movie. But for like the last 13 or 14 years, that was, I have a distinct memory of being in a theater, seeing that trailer with Amy Adams in it going,

oh, that was really good casting. That's a great, good move by them. But I think what it was is Amy Adams played Amelia Earhart in night at the museum too. And over time, my brain just swapped it into,

she was in the Amelia Earhart movie. And this just keeps happening to me so I don't think I'm a reliable narrator for Jeff lost a car to this game I did lose a car to this game once that's true if you talk about Amy Adams I have a different problem with Amy Adams I cannot tell

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher apart oh yeah I could see that they're the same person to me and I never know which one i'm watching in a movie that's yeah that's fair i had the most recent one for me and i think this is fucking outrageous i'd love to know the years of these movies it was a kevin costner one word film title was what i was trying to figure out and i thought oh he's in he's in selfless he's in that movie where like ryan reynolds gets put into him or something it's it's like ryan reynolds gets put into a guy and i put it in and it was

wrong and it's like well what is kevin costner ryan reynolds is definitely in a movie where this happens what is this movie and so i looked up selfless selfless is about ben kingsley getting put into the body of ryan reynolds and then he made a movie called criminal in which ryan reynolds gets put into the body of kevin costner they're two different movies making freaky friday there's but it's not it's like his brain is getting put in a shell it's not like they switch it's like the body is gone and he is now taking but it's very weird that ryan reynolds is in i think back-to-back films where in one his brain gets put in another guy and in another one uh someone else's brain gets put into his body very like the whole kevin klein thing again where he

keeps playing two people and then one person impersonates the other yes but he's on both sides i think how many movies have Ed Harris as like the controller guy? Well, that's his role. That's his job. Yeah. He's got, probably most of them,

probably like 40% of the films that Ed Harris is in. Apollo 13, Gravity, Truman Show. He's always like the guy. That's a great point. He's got the guy energy.

When you think of... I'm going to do one more. Jack Nicholson. What's the first Jack Nicholson that comes to mind? The Shining. Joker. The Joker. All right. The Shining.

Joker, Cesaric. Nick and Gracie. Joker. Heavy Joker. That's interesting For me it's Witches of Eastwick I have no idea why

But that's like The Jack Nicholson What is what? It's Eastwick Really? Yeah Wow Yeah that was a big movie

When I was like Whatever age I was I remember all the moms Being into it Because it was like A sexy kind of thing And I just remember him It was like the height

Of like every All the women in, all the like adult women around me being really into Jack Nicholson around that era. And so that's like, that's just the first thing that comes to mind. It's a Susan Sarandon movie. And Susan Sarandon's in it as well, yeah.

One of my favorite behind the scenes clips is Jack Nicholson on the set of The Shining. And he's just about to do the scene where he puts the ax through the door. And he's just like, like smacking his head. He's like, and he's like warming up before actually he's like,

kill. And there's just some like AD walking and like having to dodge his ax as if he's not there. It's just like such a British moment. One of the most iconic scenes in movie history. Some guys just like, oh, he almost hit me with the axe god i saw a video just yesterday on tiktok of uh some behind

the scenes of like stanley kubrick just berating shelly duvall in that scene but kubrick and hitchcock were just complete bastards on set to women apparently Apparently. Or just to, well, yeah, to women, but to, in general, yeah. Yeah, Hitchcock was problematic for sure. But you just like, you're just like, God, what a fucking prick.

You know? Sucked. I wish I had those pajamas. Where's your pajamas? Those Jack Nicholson's wearing in that image that Eric shared? It's from Witches of Eastwick. That's where he's hot,

right? That's where all your women in 1987 said, that's the hot guy. Yeah. Well, maybe, maybe not that exact image, but yeah,

I posted that clip. Come on. Come on. Come on, you... Come on, Dad. Come on! What Lakers scenario do you think he was imagining to get him into this zone, get him into this place? The guy in the jumper just like... He's just like, fuck Jesus.

Dodging the ape shit, Nicholson. I love the idea that he's imagining the Showtime Lakers on the scheme where they just have to pass around and shoot no matter where they're at. He's just like, it's not working. It's not working. Get fired up. You know how people will feed fish to fish to catch fish?

Sure. So you put a minnow on a hook to catch a bass right yeah you you put you you use a minnow to catch a barracuda a barracuda to catch a shark a shark yes to catch a whale that is a reference that maybe one person will get and let me know if you're that person what the fuck i don't think it's anyone here is it no it's not and that's fine i did that knowingly but there's someone out there there's someone out there that is very happy about that and let me know who you are. Andrew's audience of one. Well, I was, yeah,

I've been, I don't know if you guys know this, but trucks has been replaced by fish. We've been fishing for a bit now. And I'm real, real into fish. As a matter of fact, as soon as I'm done with this stupid podcast,

I'm gonna go do some fishing, trying to catch some, some catfish. You gotta catch them at night. You gotta catch them between 1900 and 0600 hours. What game is this? Call of the Wild, the Angler. It's fucking awesome. It's on

Game Pass. It's an open world fishing game where you're in a national park and you have a jeep and a boat and it's multiplayer. You can go anywhere. It's fucking wild. It's great. I've got you at 200% in Discord for some reason and that was a mistake. Anyway, so I've been living that fish life for a while, and I got to thinking yesterday,

do you think anybody's ever fed, like used freshwater fish to catch a saltwater fish or saltwater fish to catch a freshwater fish and if so if the fish thought it tasted exotic for a second and really interesting like whoa that's a different flavor i've never had that before or they're like what the fuck it's all it's like salty and gross you know what i mean i feel like for some reason that's going to cause some sort of mad fish disease oh like it's just hmm yeah well there's that there's those places in the ocean where you can see the fresh water on top of the salt water brackish yeah surface i wonder if the most daring of fish try and like sneak in and get a meal and sneak

back into their environment like how long can you hold your breath kind of thing like how far out can you swim before your buddy dares you to swim into the fresh water let's see how far it was so weird man it was so weird i was moving so slow i don't know fucking gross my eyes are burning uh yeah i don't know i if i'm surely there's some like big-time regulation fishers out there listening. Let me know. You ever catch a shark with a bass? Or catch a bass with an eel? I feel like fishing is pretty big in VR.

Oh, yeah. That would make sense. Oh, really? Have you ever tried that, Jeff? No. You know, we have that stupid Oculus, and I keep meaning to fuck with it, but I never get around to it.

Supposedly, you can watch NBA games in it, too. Oh, yeah, you can. It's awesome. It's really cool. I bought an original Oculus, and that's literally all I did with it was watch NBA games. It's fantastic.

That's pretty awesome. Why? Was it like 3D? It is 3D. And your two camera perspectives, at least at that time, was you could either be on the backboard or you could be on like the side seats and you dictate where you see. So I spent like most of the game. It actually was kind of annoying because I saw players step out of bounds while on the

backboard that didn't get called by the rest. And I was like, that's fucking bullshit. His foot was out. But it's fun because you can just spend the game literally just watching the coaches, which is what I did, because you don't see that perspective. Just seeing them move up and down

and like how they interact. I wonder how many viewers they had in 3D, like headset viewers. I don't know. It was a thing where you needed to have a subscription to nba league pass and then yeah they have like a game a week available or something for you to do it i have it all i just haven't set it up they have a bunch of they do the ufc too and like racing do you think that sort of like vr and augmented reality stuff is like the future of watching sport because i don't know how much longer cable is going to be around to watch you know the 76ers play or whatever but there has to

be a future to like watching sports from home do you think it's that do you think it's like or do you think it's too novel to be watching i think it's full broadcast i think it's too novel still i think it's definitely that but we're far from it still because as much as i enjoyed it it's still it wasn't necessarily fun to wear a vr headset for three hours watching the sporting event like it's just not comfortable after a while i don't think any headset is comfortable yeah i'm with gavin i i don't think i like especially with this schnoz i think that's the thing that'll keep people from doing that. But have you seen the league pass stuff with like the augmented reality that shows like shot prediction percents and everything like pass out to like James Harden?

It'll say like if he shoots from here, it'll be like 49 percent and it like changes in real time and it will show you like an overview of the court as like the play takes place. Like, I wonder if that's the way sports goes. Do you think James Harden is just playing in a different viewing perspective because he what is he doing like he changed his fov yeah like well he's trying to block his own guys like what is up with that he was that he was the best highlight oh that's so funny that was so cool i i was like that made me like Harden a little bit. That was great. What would be cool is if I could be courtside watching an NBA game like that, but instead of sitting in a seat, I'm sitting on a dock, and I'm also fishing at the same time.

I think it'd be sweet with augmented reality to just project a pond wherever you are and just start fishing in front of people. Yeah, that'd be sweet with augmented reality just to project a pond wherever you are and just start fishing in front of people. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Like if you could cast a line into the middle of an NBA court and start catching stuff, that'd be a sick experience.

It would be even better if there was collision detection and if a player could knock the fish off the line. Yeah, like run through or the fish off the line it's like the 21st century version of practicing your golf swing in public people are having a conversation you're just you're fishing in front of a target like that's great i like the idea of it catching on to it. Before you know it, the crowd shots of NBA are just all people casting a line at the same time, like the wave. Like a Google Glass version of Wii Sports. You're just in a line and it's like they're boxing someone.

Yeah. If there was any future tech that I would take, I'm not really into any of this subdominal stuff and people putting chips on their brains and all that But if there was just a tiny chip in my finger and it was like a clipboard for myself, I would have that Yeah I would copy onto it and I would paste from it onto any device, I would definitely take that I am sick of typing in a password with a freaking Apple TV remote

Sick of it Yeah, it's terrible Yeah, it's's a navigational thing can't you do it with your doesn't it i'll pop up the thing that says do it on your phone you can if it decides to pop up but sometimes yeah what's the deal with that it that's like a thanks for bringing that up that shit works like 30 of the time here i am trying to offer it as a solution i don't know why because it drives me fucking crazy all the goddamn time It's so ambiguous when it decides to want to do it

And it's not like you have the option to go hey can I use you as a keyboard right now hello? Please there a button I can hit to use you as a key thought. I'm sorry to get me mad Yeah, no, you're right pay. I would pay like a higher tier for an app Like say it was like 899 I'd pay like a higher tier for an app. Like say it was like $8.99. I'd pay like $9.99. If I never got signed out ever, I want to be signed in for the rest of my shitty life for a dollar a month. Yeah, I'm right there with you.

If I could pay for any future tech, it'd be a service called Ball Don't Lie. And it's just VR from the perspective of balls and sports. I want to be a baseball i want to be tennis ball i want the eyes of a hockey puck i would vomit constantly because that's going to be very jarring but i want to feel what the puck is or like in tennis i think that'd be so much fun it's flying back and forth trying to like figure out what's going on that'd be great baseball home run. Imagine if you

saw your house from the peak of the ball during a home run. It'd be amazing. That would be pretty fucking amazing. That'd be my number one service. Speaking of amazing, the Do We Do came out, which we were holding until all of Does It Do

was finished. Oh, it's out now? I wish we recorded. When did we record that? Like a year ago? At least a year ago. Or longer. Oh, yeah, I think it was probably longer, yeah. And it's amazing to hear what that season of Does It Do could have been

if we'd have turned all of what we said into what actually happened. And Eric was throwing his stuff. Eric was like, oh, you could do this to me. Eric didn't even show up. Eric wasn't even there. turned all of what we said into what actually happened and eric was throwing his stuff eric was like oh you could do this to me eric didn't even show up eric wasn't even there that's right what an interesting i'm so glad we filmed that and then held on to it for so many years i haven't watched it yet i gotta go back and watch it did we have some good stuff in there that we had come up with? We had some great ideas in there.

Oh, unbelievable. I guess we can hang on to them for whatever's next. I got news for you, man. No, I mean, ideas for the stuff we filmed that we didn't film. No matter what happens in our future going forward, and clearly

there is a future going forward, yada, yada, yada, I don't see myself putting that polo on ever again. I think Does It Do is done. That was two seasons was enough for me. It's very tiring. Anything we were going to try to redo, I think that is the thing that would be hilarious to redo in a Taylor Swift-like way.

To attempt a shot-for-shot remake of all of Does It Do would be hilarious to redo in a taylor swift like what your attempt a shot for shot remake of all of does it do would be hilarious oh god damn that's like the one show we make that actually requires budget i guess with the break show as well did the last break show uh the other day oh was it sad not really um no it was fine i i mean I'm still doing I'm still doing like daily rips on TikTok right now. So just to kind of keep that thing alive until we parlay the break show into whatever the new thing is.

There'll be a version of it in the future. And where can people find that TikTok, Jeff? Where can they? Oh, on their phones. In the app? Yeah, I don't think

I don't think you can. I don't think you can go to TikTok. Is TikTok a website? Can you go to TikTok as a a website if you could go to it as a website you can find it on tiktok.com but i would i would recommend the app on your cell on your cell phone is that banned yet that app not yet is it still gonna be uh i'll probably i think it has to go through another vote right it'll probably get banned and then for they'll force a sale i don't think it has to go through another vote, right? It'll probably get banned and then they'll force a sale. I don't think it'll ever go away.

It'll just... Good time to be a VPN company. Didn't they also ban porn here? Yeah, in Texas. No porn for you. Not unless you give them your fucking birth certificate and driver's license and a fucking credit reference. I wonder if the...

I don't know how... It should be like a benefit of filing taxes. I love how much personal freedom we have in Texas this is city a big big everything's bigger in Texas bigger freedoms uh bigger hoops to jump through to be a grown-up and look at naked people what the fuck man I had a I had a funny experience with your daily rip on TikTok, Jeff, where I was just swiping away. And then I got to a TikTok and it had a nugget buddy in it and they're going to rip cards. And they showed the pack and it was one of the Monopoly prisms.

And I went, Jeff always is opening those. And then I swapped. I just I kept I kept going. This kept moving all my life. And then like three hours later, I looked at the subreddit and there was a post about Jeff has a tick tock and he's doing card rips. And I was like, oh, fuck, cool. And I opened it and it was the video I just passed on through that.

I went, oh, Jeff, Jeff opens those all the time and then moved on with my life. I had no idea it was your video or your channel. I'm not used to you making TikToks. And I just swiped on through while having the thought of, oh, Jeff's always opening those. Funny. You're doing rips. I've been enjoying them.

I've actually noticed since then. I didn't swipe the next time it came. Oh, thanks, man. I've only done three or four. The channel is Jeff's Daily Rip. I wish somebody would have reminded me to say that. I almost forgot. But yeah, no problem.

You can look it up on the TikTok. And then at some point, it'll parlay into whatever, you know, wherever we land and whatever it looks like. I'll do some version of the break show again. I tried to buy a card off your eBay store, but no, no international shipping. No, not for my first time. And I'm not currently selling anything. That was just a test to see if I could do it

and to see if I liked it it was medium we'll see if I do it again someday maybe I'm looking at my notes and we never found out if Gracie's insane claim of having a four minute tub was the truth

that's true I mean it's not it's not the truth there's no minute tub was the truth. That's true. I mean, it's not. It's not the truth. There's no way it's the truth. Gracie? I mean, I didn't check at the four minute mark. I only checked at the eight because that was what we agreed on.

But I mean, it was pretty damn full. What do you mean pretty damn full? So it wasn't full? Like I could have... No, no. I mean, like it was Getting a little worrisome At eight It was like overflowing

In the drain? It was It was over the little Drain cap thing Yeah At eight So it's less than eight I think I

We just need to run it again And stop it at four I think it's four You want me to go I think there's four minutes Left in the podcast Yeah that's how we're gonna That's how we'll end this one

Okay Okay Let me Let me get my timer going Be right back I think there's four minutes left in the podcast. Yeah, that's how we'll end this one. Okay. Okay. Let me get my timer going. Be right back. All right. Got to close out all these storylines. Yeah, this is good. Speaking of closing out storylines,

I should mention, got my foundation fixed yesterday. Sent you guys a video. Was it a one-day job? Yeah. Yeah, they got there at 7 a.m. and they were done by, I don't know, 6.45. No, probably 7, 7.30.

Oh, man. I thought that would have been like weeks of work. Dude, me too. Everything about it was awesome. It was awesomely scary, awesomely fast, awesomely efficient, awesomely intimidating. There were 20 dudes here all day long they dug holes uh under my house they dug 21 holes under my house god and then under those 21 holes they they buried they sunk metal pylons pylons 20 feet down into the ground and then so uh they did that all the way around one side of my house and

then on one spot on the other and uh and then they so they had to dig up like giant swaths they had to i have a a concrete sidewalk that runs all the way down the side of one side of my house they just had to cut sidewalk out and then fucking i have these paver stones that are all like intricately put together. It's like my back deck kind of. They had to go through that. And so they had to cut like four foot by four foot holes through it. And they somehow managed to do it all and put it all back together like it had never happened. They poured new concrete.

They pried the pavers out and then put the paver, put concrete down and put the pavers back in. And then went and got a grout that was the same color as the grout that they'd already used. They filled up the, they replaced the grass where they dug, and it was wild. It's like it never happened. It was exhausting for 12 hours, because every time

I tried, they were like, we don't really need to come in the house or anything, but, you know, just it'll be noisy, and so I couldn't get any work done in the home clearly let me know when it's been four minutes could you feel the house move that's fine yeah that was part of the problem I tried to go like work in the bedroom and the whole house was vibrating and it was loud and so I tried to work on my closet and it was loud and I tried to go to the other side of the house and they're working over there and there was just no like place in the house i could get comfortable and then like every time i tried to leave like i'd get to the end of the block and they'd be like hey you're gonna be back sometime

soon we actually do need to get in the house for a second i'm like i'd be like yeah on my way back and so like i got to i went to thundercloud had to i got called back i went for a walk got called back went to take the dog to the daycare got called back pick the walk, got called back, went to take the dog to the daycare, got called back, picked the dog up, got called back. Wow. It was a little stressful in that way, but I went to bed and it was totally fucking done. And now it's just, now I just got to get all the cracks that appeared fixed.

I mean, I can't believe that. Any of the holes? Drilling holes. Really impressive. Were any of the holes suitable for beans? Oh, yeah. Every single one of them would have been a good bean hole.

I could have had 21 bean holes. You should have just gotten to do one in our spot. Dude, it tells me the one thing I learned real fast is we suck at digging. Well, we put in a solid 40 minutes of effort before going and getting lunch. That's true i uh with the drilling

and the filling of the hole and and all that it it sounds to me like your house got a root canal my house got a few root canals yeah hell yeah good for your house yeah it's very happy it's very happy to be done how's your i'm happy How's your gob, Andrew? What does that mean? How's your mouth? My mouth? Oh, my mouth? Sorry. Well, you know what?

That's interesting. Gobstopper. That now makes more sense. I never really considered the origin of that. It's okay. I had three root canals. I'm dying in other ways. Stuff flying out of it.

I thought it was only two. No, I ended up having to have a third one and I learned one bad and two good no I learned that every root canal is a bit different and I think I had like yeah I had like the thankfully my first one was the most ideal experience I think you could have my second one was really bad and then my third one was just sort of middle of the road but uh different different process each time yeah each root canal is like a shitty little snowflake it is yeah how old were you when you realized the snowflake picture was actually real what do you like the the fancy shape

like the crystal sort of i never questioned it was was fake. Yeah, I think I learned that immediately upon learning about snowflakes. It feels like a weird thing for someone to lie to me about. I think I just always... Five, four, yeah. Huh. Is this something you figured out last week? No, no, no.

I just do remember being older, though. I think I saw microscope footage. I was like, oh, that's real snow. When did you believe the moon landing footage? Like, to what end? When did did you believe the moon landing footage? To what end? When did you learn about the moon landing footage? Gavin, did you know that the company's closing? Well, he doesn't believe it, so.

That still could be a joke. Gavin's doing his own research. For what? Did Gracie just dong? What is this? I don't know what that is. Sorry. In HEIC,

it's like a, uh, high efficiency. Yeah. Yeah. Is this a virus? It doesn't seem very efficient. Hang on, hang on.

I'm sending a better version. Oh, I need to, I need to pay. Oh, oh, I see it. There you go. There it is. Oh,

that's four minutes. Not even close to being full. Not even, no. I would say it looks like it's an eight minute tub. I think it's full you go. There it is. Oh. That's four minutes. Not even close to being full. Not even. No. I would say it looks like it's an eight minute tub. I think it's fuller than you think. Yeah. I mean, it's halfway, right?

Hang on. It's still full. I can take more pictures. It's still full? I think that's like halfway. Is that how full? It's like a little over halfway. A little over halfway.

Is that how full you fill a tub, Gracie? I mean, yeah, because my body makes the water rise a little higher. Yeah, yeah. That's how it works. But, I mean, okay, that picture is not doing it justice. Do you want me to take another one? No, I think I get it. I want another one.

I don't know how to best show. I would say it's a little over half full. Can you put a ruler in? Is your phone waterproof? That's good. Put your palm flat on the bottom. Fingertip into the drain. Yeah, all the way down to the drain.

Or a banana. Or a tape measure. Or a banana. I'll have to use my arm. Can you draw a ruler on your arm and then do it? Or a banana. No, but I'll stick my arm in it. A good thing about the Umidigi Bison

is it's a waterproof camera in it. It's got that. Do you ever think that if you took all the money you've spent on Umidigis, you could have just bought one real phone? No. I think I'm halfway to a real phone. He doesn't...

Don't you mail him new phones pretty regularly? I've still got a package for him. I hate freaking sending stuff to Canada. It sucks. Why is it so annoying? I don't know. I don't want to keep making commercial invoices for junk I'm sending to Andrew Panton.

I will send that. I'll do it this week. Tin Buck says he doesn't do it this week. Wait, what day is it? I'll do it next week. I don he doesn't do it this week wait what day is it oh no I'll do it next week I don't want to commit to one day one day left today's Wednesday by the way shut up what's going on

you're like Andrew trying to figure out who Susan Sarandon is did you know that Sigourney Weaver is in fact an alien and that is not Susan Sarandon god damn it. Whenever we film F*** Face, it feels like Thursday. It is the Thursday show. You know what?

When we move on to the new thing, we aren't beholden to any previous schedule. A lot of the days that we filmed stuff were days that fit into our Rooster Teeth calendar. Monday morning, 9 a.m. No. We could, right? We could do anything.

Why is that terrible? What about Thursday? We could do Thursday afternoon. I'd say probably like 2 or 3. That sounds good. Yeah, but why? Why? I like it.

Because Gavin didn't know what day it was because we didn't record on a Thursday today. So I don't know if I can do that. That is true. Wouldn't it be better if every Monday? There would be a band-aid ripping period. But yeah, come on. It's like when a dog knows it's dinner time.

Yeah, wouldn't it be better if Mondays felt like Thursday? I think Monday would just feel like Monday going on. I think Gracie drowned. If we did it on Monday, it would feel like Thursday. I think Monday would just feel like Monday going on. I think Gracie drowned. If we did it on Monday, it would feel like Thursday, which means Tuesday would feel like Friday, which means Wednesday and Thursday, you'd be chilling out like it's the weekend. Saturday!

Let's do it. And then by the time you're done with Thursday, which is really Sunday, it's Friday, and it's time for the weekend again. Well, why don't we record, right, 50 episodes of the new thing. Starting at 9 on a Monday and just

pushing it forward an hour each day until we get to, what, 7pm? And then we'll switch to 9am Tuesday. And we'll go all through every day of the week and see which one was the best. I love this idea.

Gracie is assaulting us with high efficiency. A bunch of. Just want everyone to know. Jeff is saying he loves this idea. An idea that when I bring up in two weeks when he forgets about it, he's going to go, why the fuck would we do that? It's going to be pretty. Yeah, let me finish. Gavin will remind me.

We finish the episode, right? Say we start at 10. We finish at 11. Next time we'll start at 11. It starts when it stops. It starts when it stops a week later. I mean, that's... That means we're always filming

exactly seven days apart. Yes. That's brilliant. Gracie's struggling with this one. Gracie was meant for this show. Why is it that really sinister look. Why is that really sinister? Why is it so funny? We need to put that on a fucking shirt. That is the funniest photo we've ever seen.

That's like, I didn't know how else to get it. That's the funny thing. You're like, and your hair is black and the frickin', we can't see it. You went to try more photos that were less clear. and your hair is blocking the freaking we can't see it you went to talk about photos that were less clear we need your first photo was by far the most helpful

and determining I took a lot I tried to get every angle why is it so clear that is totally this is the last photo taken of Gracie. Has anyone seen Gracie kind of photo? And a top down,

which tells us literally nothing. Oh my God. And I don't feel like I just needed one of y'all to come see it. It's not doing it justice. Like you could sit in there. Very, here's what you need to do, right?

You need to put your phone on the other side, right? Sit on a timer and then touch your fingertips against the bottom drain and have your arm resting against the top drain so we can see how far up your arm between both drains i i think it's perfect i think we've got all the information anymore okay same i think i've done enough photography i just don't think we're ever going to beat those photos. It's a shame that Gracie came up with the perfect Slack profile picture right at the end of the company. How does Slack work?

Is that something we got to pay for? Can we still use Slack? No, I got a new Slack for the new thing, but nobody replied. I'm just going to channel by myself. Slack sucks. I didn't get invited. You didn't put me in it. Gracie has an excuse. You were not in that group text.

I'll send you. I'll send it to you. Don't keep Gracie out. Oh, Eric. Well, thanks for listening to this episode of the F*** Face Podcast. How many much more of these are there? But we did it.

We learned about Gracie's tub and so many other things. Thank you guys so much. We got one more of these to do today. So let's wrap this one up. You can follow us on Facebook, on Twitter, and on Instagram. Not many much more ahead of us.

I love the idea of you psyching yourself up to button and say that, and then just flubbing it all over the floor. Oh, thank you so much. And we'll see you next time. Bye. Can I, can I slack someone a different slack

in a different slack? How do I? Let's add people. I'm going to stop recording. Yep. Hey guys, Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of

F*** Face. The boys again talk sports. Gracie has heard enough. Have you had deja vu? What job are you going to get in the mall? Let's buy some moon shoes. Patton found a movie hack. Gavin has too much mustache hair.

And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. Oh, and one last thing. On February 5th, 2024, at Andrew Panton tweeted, quote, if at Rooster Teeth engages with this tweet, I'll eat the pencil. On April 1st, 2024, at Rooster Teeth responded, quote, eat lead, Panton. Pencil emoji. I just wanted to share that for folks who might not be on Twitter anymore. See you next time.