Regulation Podcast - Last Episode of Year 2 // Geoff Praying to Alexa [104]

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Freddy Kruger, Anal Passage best selling shirt of 2022, water guys?, Gavin's Overkill, blindfolded Halo Infinite, November Get Together, and Previously On Guesses. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE) and BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Previously on F*** Face. No, but I'm thinking about like, you hear with like Freddy Krueger or whatever, where people are like, who invented the character? Anyway. Hey Gavin, who invented Freddy Krueger? Uh. Oh, I know this. I know this.

Can I answer this? I love trivia. Absolutely. I team myself up. Is it Wes Craven? Yep. I said I know this. I just know, I assume it was him.

Hey, Jeff, just so you know, it's episode 104, and whatever Andrew was going to say, I was just going to say yes to. Go ahead, whenever you're ready. Hello, and welcome to another episode of the face podcast this is number 104 season 4 year 2 volume 1 my name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always Gavin Free and a mumbling idiot named Andrew why are you talking to yourself in the intro, Andrew? Okay, well, two things. First of all, this is the end of year two. It's their last episode of year two. I realized I didn't hit record. I just hit record right now. I've not been recording.

Are you kidding me? Well, because I was talking about a thing that I didn't want part of the show, so I missed. My recording did not pick up any of the back. We're talking about Freddy Krueger and who invented it. I was just curious. I thought it was west craven it was west craven according to google and a basic search what's the controversy over freddy krueger i think it was i don't know if there was controversy with freddy krueger i remember there was with jason i think he's just not a very nice bloke you can't be inventing freddy krueger drama well it's it's in the same kind of mythos freddy krue Kruger and Jason are sort of the same. They fought each other once. I feel like

that's not a... That's like saying me and Elon Musk are the same dude because we both have Twitter. I feel like that's not at all comparable. If you and Elon Musk were in the same space and you fought each other as part of a giant campaign,

if you two fought, then it would be the same did did they ever do freddy versus predator probably in like a comic book somewhere i just feel like they need to bring the two versus movies and go against each other like the winner of each that's a great i'd be so on board for that i watched all of the freddy and all of the jason movies because of freddy versus jason i hadn't seen freddy versus jason and i felt like i want great, I'd be so on board for that. I watched all of the Freddy and all of the Jason movies because of Freddy vs. Jason. I hadn't seen Freddy vs. Jason, and I thought, like, I want all the history of these characters.

So I watched both films to that point. There's, like, six movies on each side. If you compare versus to, like... There was way more than six Jason movies at that point. There was at least ten. I don't think there are... Maybe. I don't know. This was at least 10. I don't think there are. Maybe.

I don't know. This was a while ago. Either way, if you put Freddy vs. Jason against any real-life fight, it's the most disappointing fight I've ever seen. Hands down. I used to really want to be called Jason as a kid because I thought it was the coolest name because, what is it?

July, August, September, October, November is Jason. I was like, man, Jasons are so lucky because of that. I don't know what you're talking about. Like if you write the first letter of every month, it spells Jason in the middle.

That is such a classic dumb kid thing to think. That's great, dude. I love that. That's insane. It's too bad there's no G and V months. Damn. Goon. Hey, what do you guys want to talk about today?

We have quite a few things, I feel like. Should we open up with, I would like to say on the record that bagels are infinitely better than roller coasters. Roller coasters, not great, in my opinion. I just would like to say that on the record. Roller coasters? Definitively. Yeah, Jack did a whole thing because we should actually just get in.

That's a great entry point to the tunnel we might as well tunnel of love that is known as anal passage um we we are selling a lot of shirts an absurd amount of shirts that i feel like has completely changed the narrative on what this whole bit is we accidentally made the best-selling shirt of the entire year is that right yeah i believe so i think that is atrocious i think it's the most profitable shirt, and we're like right about to cross the most sold. I feel genuinely bad about that one. Yeah, I thought we were going to sell like 20 of those things. We have sold hundreds upon hundreds,

and people keep buying them. But it doesn't make... Well, firstly, I thought we were treated like it was going to be a limited run, like our balls. Yes. Secondly, who are these like 600 people who want to wear anal passage on the front of their shirt? Surely you can't wear that one. I was talking about this with Jack this morning because I had to record anal passage.

Two episodes of anal passage. So if I'm sitting a little weird, if I feel uncomfortable, that's why. Two episodes of Anal Passage. So if I'm sitting a little weird, if I feel uncomfortable, that's why. And I was telling him, I was like, the only reason that shirt is even still around, I was going to pull it down Monday or Tuesday as soon as the episode came out. And be like, all right, it's time to take it down now. We sold, you know, a hundred of them or whatever.

The joke is one that's coarse. And I just forgot to. I was just being lazy. And I was like, I got a bunch of slacks that i'll slack later and then i just never did and then we sold hundreds upon hundreds just an absolutely absolutely ridiculous makes no sense i know the premise was we did this and jack's gonna be annoyed by it and we'll remove it eventually when jack jack sees it respectfully i don't think Jack's feelings matter anymore. It is the most profitable shirt of 2022. I think it just has to stay.

I think the audience says, fuck Jack in a weird way. We have just the best listeners. That's our next shirt is fuck Jack's feelings. Look for that shirt coming soon. It's going to sell 10,000 through a variation of it. The idea that in this spreadsheet as the

profit goes up the guilt goes down it does well i mean and just defense i feel like you've the closest you do another show with jack it's clearly out of your hands at this point you would love to i'm sure remove a thing that he's annoyed by, but it's undeniably successful. It would make no sense to him. We don't have a choice. It's out of your hands. It would be bad business. It would be terrible business. I will say, I do think it legitimately pissed

him off. Oh, absolutely. That's maybe the funniest part. What makes you say that? I can tell by his demeanor when we were together that he was can tell by his demeanor when we're when we're together that he was he was certainly annoyed by it and uh and i think i think even more annoyed by how well it sold how do we make it up to him why i don't think we have to i think uh i don't know maybe do we get him a gift basket i don't think we have to we can get him one of the shirts do you think that's a

great idea maybe we could get him a special one that is like a unique color, like a one of one. Maybe we should put together a special face guilt basket that we send to people in the face. It's a great idea. We'll come up with a standard selection of items. A regulation basket. Yeah, we'll send it to the director of the tuxedo. We'll send one to Jack. Oh my God, we got to do that.

What if we also promote him? What if we give him like a 10-day contract back to the big leagues? And he could be major league fan Jack on a 10-day expiring contract. Never mind. I'm going to keep that to myself for now. I like that, Gavin, you're like, was he really mad? It's like, yeah. It's a joke

based off of a thing he created. It's like something his number one interest it seems. Like, of course, that would be something I'd be annoyed by. Like, it's not, obviously, he would be something I'd be annoyed by. Like, it's not obviously you'd be upset by it. More people bought the shirt than listen to the podcast. That's. That's not true.

No, we should be clear. That's not true. That's not true. It might be close, but it's not true. It's not true, but it's a really funny, mean thing to say. OK, I couldn't stop myself. but it's not true it's not true but it's a really funny mean thing to say okay i couldn't stop myself it's obviously not true it's not true but i had to yeah it had to come out so i couldn't i couldn't swallow that poison i feel like at this point we've we've got back at jack not showing up to uh any of the break shit multiple times over at this point yeah yeah also he said he wanted to go on that but eric didn't send him the calendar invite dude that is i talked to jeff about that like when

we did this break shit yesterday uh that fucking floored me i was so like i could not believe that he said that and meant it like he was there when we were like going to record them he was there and watch this set up he hung out for like the better part of half an hour and then it was getting on to showtime and he went well see you later I'm pretty sure we talked to him yes about yes it wasn't a secret we told him over and over that we wanted him on so like no i will i won't stand for that like that's ridiculous he did this to himself and like everything else he's done it to himself and only has himself to blame i feel like he texted you that he was out or he texted texted Jeff in one of the first ones. So, like, specifically, there was a reach out by Jeff. Oh, my God.

Like, he was invited. He was on calendar invites for the first bunch. And he was, like, a last-minute scratch from the first three of them, I think. I will, in defense of Jack, if you don't get a calendar invite, but you say you're invited, it doesn't, it's like a, it feels like a 50-50. He's had calendar invites before. But if you have a calendar invite and you do not make it, then that is its own. I't, it's like a, it feels like a 50-50. He's had calendar invites before. But if you have a calendar invite and you do not make it, then that is its own.

I cannot, that's not defendable. What happens if you don't have a calendar invite but you're there as everyone's setting up and about to go live with it and you know it's happening and you know you haven't made the other ones so the invitation is still open? And people are saying shit like, hey, it'd be cool to have you on today, man.

Yeah, if somebody says to me, I'd like for you to be on this or it'd be really cool for you to be on this, then that goes out the window. If there's just an assumption of being welcome, then I'm kind of on his side

in that moment. The open invite doesn't, it's a tricky thing. It feels fake a lot of the time. I would be careful to get on, not to get on Eric's bad side on this one. He's just as annoyed about this. I don't understand. I would be careful to get on, not to get on Eric's bad side on this one. He's just as

annoyed about this. I don't understand how it would be tricky. Jack, we want you on this. And then he blew us off three, hang on, and then he blew us off three times. And then we just kept doing these things and going like, would be cool if you came. And then he was there as we were setting up. I'll never forget that.

We were there, he was there as we were setting up. And like, oh, is he, I mean, really mean really it was he left and me and jeff just went i mean i didn't want to say anything i had to see if he was going to stick around or not and he just left and it was a solution for this yeah the next break shit we do it from wherever jack is like a break ship flash mob. Table with wheels. Just behind him. Are they going to let us open baseball cards at Universal Studios?

Are they going to be okay with that? Doing rips on a roller coaster. Oh my God. Somebody write this down. We'll forget about that that's a great idea anyway uh thanks to the comment leavers and the regulation listeners both of you uh for buying that shirt and being in on that joke it was uh holy phenomenal turnout i love this list of base more than more than any I've ever been a part of, I think.

I totally agree. I completely agree. I think that we've all cultivated quite a little community together, us and them. Speaking of, you know, it's funny. I have my tendrils everywhere in the company. And so I watch, I keep up on the comments and how all the different content is doing. And I read a lot. And I'm seeing Comment Lever and Regulation Listener as a preface all over the place, outside of our f***face world now. I'm seeing like, hey guys, Comment Lever here, or I guess I'm a Comment Lever now, I used to be a Regulation Listener.

Anyway, I really like the new episode of Ruby, and it's just like, has no ties to f***face at this point, which is very gratifying. If I read somewhere, I'm a big ruby guy i'll be very happy like that'll be the it's like the cherry it's uh anyway it's become a part of the vernacular i guess is what i'm trying to say which i i really appreciate it yeah that's awesome it's so funny oh hey i uh i spent some time uh eric mentioned we did a break shit yesterday we did like a mini break shit just he and i uh and uh which by the way everybody else is invited to it's just we're gonna try to

get the cadence up to doing it weekly and we figure we'll do like three smaller ones that are just he and i or me and somebody else and then the big monthly one with the full cast and the soundboard and everything um is that okay with you, Gavin? Well, yeah, we were just Andrew and I were on Halo and we were trying to decide whether we were invited to that. Yeah, Emily was having the same the same confusion as well. Yeah, everybody's invited. I think we're just trying to pull something like it was 60 minutes. It was in and out real fast.

It was like a half the set set up. It was more just yeah, just to try to get like, I don't know. Not everyone has to be like a major production, but anyway. And then, uh, over the weekend I spent some time with Eric. We went swimming together or whether we went to Barton Springs together. Uh, also with 10 day expiring contract, major league fan Jack was there as well. And, uh, I learned something about Eric and I was going to see a few, what you guys think. You guys know, Eric, our producer, Eric Bedore, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, that last part was a bur Eric Bedore, right? Yeah. Yeah. That last part was a burp. That was not part of his name. Would you guess him to be a water guy or not a water guy? Hmm. Well, he's from California. Southern California.

But it has water on it. So I would say he's not a water guy. So you think because he's from Southern, because he's from San Diego, surrounded by water, he's not a water guy. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out if rats like water

and then making a choice based upon that information. I'm going to say rats are not water guys. So I'm going to say also, I'm going to agree with Gavin. Eric's not a water guy. I would have pegged. I would have pegged Eric as a water guy

through and through for a lot of reasons. Pretty much everybody who has a mustache is a water guy. He's got water guy glasses. He's from San Diego. He's always in shorts. Super into wrestling and I feel like most people that are

into wrestling are into shit like four wheelers and jet skis and fun stuff like that. And that just like I feel like most people that are into wrestling are into shit like four-wheelers and jet skis and fun stuff like that. And that just, like, I feel like if you like wrestling, you like water, right? You're like Kenny Powers likes water. You like water. Yeah. And for all these reasons and the whole San Diego of it all, I just assumed he was a water guy. Went to Barton Springs, not a water guy. Now, what does that mean exactly?

Well, that's the thing. It's not that I'm I'm not a water guy like, hey, let's jump in like this really deep water and then just tread water for a long time, which is what we did for a long time. I mean, like the water was cold and it was nine feet deep and I just kept kicking. When when I think of going to the water or going to the beach, I like being near the water with a drink in my hand and then

Sabine is playing from a radio or a cover band not too far away. That is my ideal water scenario. I'm like a near water guy. I'm just not necessarily... In water. I don't think I'm like a near water guy. I'm just not necessarily. Yeah. I don't like being in water. Yeah. I just, I don't think I've ever been in water and gone like, ah,

the right temperature. It's always very cold. And I don't like it's tough when I saw him yesterday. So we went, we went on Sunday. We were all celebrating mother's day together, Jack and Eric and I, uh, by going swimming by going swimming with our significant others. And anyway, when I saw him on Wednesday to do the break shit, he goes, you know what it's like when you're in the water and you can't touch the bottom and you dip down and you touch the bottom and the bottom is slimy and you wonder, what is that?

And I'm like, yeah, I guess. And he's like, I haven't stopped thinking about that for four days. Yeah, yes. Yeah, like the weeds't stopped thinking about that for four days. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Like the weeds and algae and all that stuff in there. I didn't realize how deep nine feet is until you jump in and go all the way to the bottom. And then it's slimy. And then you have to kick as hard as you can all the way up.

And you just go like, oh, I'm never going to forget this probably as long as I live. I think the scariest thing to me about water that's around, like if you're in water and it's like 10 or 11 feet deep, it's just the same as it being 450 feet deep. It's the same level of fear. Absolutely agree with you. A hundred percent. Nine feet might as well be the Mariana Trench. It's all bad and I don't like it. Why is the depth intimidating? Because what's down there and i don't like it why is the depth intimidating because what's down there and also what touched me and also how do i get out of it i don't and it's something could grab

me at any moment what the freshwater sharks i don't know i guess i don't i don't associate depth with those feelings or concerns that is my number one concern in like the ocean. What a fucking shark eats me or whatever ridiculous thought, but depth never comes into play. So that, that makes me question Andrew. Would you consider yourself a water guy, not a water guy or a near water guy? I am,

I think the biggest water guy, but I think there's different classes of water guy. Am I a water sports guy? No, I'm not a water sports guy. Love being in the water. Love being around the water. You love your knots?

Don't, I, terrible knots. But I do not, I'm not gonna ride, I'm not gonna ride a jet ski type thing. That doesn't appeal to me. I mean, I'm willing to, but that's not a thing I'm excited about. I think the only vehicle classification I'd say I get maybe excited about on the water is a kayak.

A kayak guy. Love a good kayak. But outside of that, I'd say I'm generally an in-the-water guy would be my highest water ranking. I think that makes total sense. Okay. Nick, I'd like to ask you as well. Would you consider yourself a... Nick, I got to be honest.

You look like a big water guy to me. You seem like a huge water guy. Love water. I thought so. Big water guy. Absolutely. Don't get enough of it because, you gotta be honest. You look like a big water guy to me. You seem like a huge water guy. Love water. I thought so. Big water guy. Absolutely. Don't get enough of it because Texas. Yeah. At least I'm not losing my mind then. I have a question for Eric then. Eric, are you a hot tub guy?

Is this a temperature issue mainly? Would you hop in a hot tub at every available opportunity? I don't know about every available opportunity but I like spending time in a hot tub at every available opportunity? I don't know about every available opportunity, but like I have, I like spending time in a hot tub. Again, I like being near the water. So it, the same thing holds where if there's a hot tub and I have a drink in my hand and Sublime is on a radio or there is a cover band playing Sublime, I'm thrilled. I don't have to be in the water to be having a good time.

But you wouldn't go in a nine foot deep hot tub. That sounds so, can you imagine? Oh my God. That's the scariest fucking thing. That's just all, that's like a hole. It's just four feet wide,

but nine feet down? Hey, Aaron, come hop in the drown tube. Oh my God. Well, there's one way down and no ways up. That's like a giant stock pot from fucking, like when you see Bugs Bunny characters cooking each other. God damn.

Gavin, water guy, near the water guy, not a water guy? Yeah, I love the water guy. I mean, love the water guy. Big Kevin Costner fan. Love him. What a guy. I would say once I'm acclimatized, I can't get enough of it like especially in the ocean like being in the sea getting pelted by the waves can we get a love the water guy shirt yeah i'm just imagining the water boy but it's the water

guy we we have a tendency uh even when we're joking like i saw a bunch of people that are like i would like a shirt haver uh shirt please shirt, please. Or a shirt, wear a shirt, please. We got to not beat that shit into the ground because I would be definitely tempted to, to dumb shirt my way into the poor house. You know what? Meg, Meg said she would absolutely buy a shirt,

have a slash shirt, buy a shirt. When I was, I think shirt, have her is something we probably should do. What if it's a, what if we put it on a koozie? I guess.

Why? Why can't we we put it on a koozie? I guess... Why? Why can't we just put it on a shirt? We can do that too. On a koozie. We can do that too. I don't... You want a koozie to say shirt haver?

I feel like typically... No, hang on. Because typically when I have a koozie, I don't have a shirt on. I'm drinking near the water and there's no shirt. I'm just trying really hard to make koozies happen. You really want koozies to happen. I really liked one.

Didn't we? Yeah, we made a couple. We had the weirdest collection. We had a Vancouver child kicker koozie that you could buy by itself or a pack of four that didn't have that one in it it was removed from that i don't know why we sold one by itself and then four as a group that had not that didn't include one of the ones that was by itself madness yeah i don't begin to

know uh how to answer that question so i will say i didn't have an issue. My premise, Gavin, isn't my issue with your shirt haver shirt isn't that it shouldn't exist. It was that you framed it as in this is a market we need to cater to. That is the absurdity of your statement. I don't know how they end up on the store. I don't know how they find the show. Like the person who is that person that you're trying to aim that product to as a joke, as like a dumb thing. Hilarious. But like you treated it like you're tapping into an audience that we didn't have.

That was my issue. You know, I'm mostly on your side with this. It seems to have a broad appeal. I mean, Meg likes it. Right. She's neither a comment leaver or a regulation listener although she is a comment leaver on other podcasts which

I found to be insane she's left comments on other podcasts so she's a comment leaver but just not for us I don't know if I should be offended or what that's interesting I do feel like

Shirt Haver is a... Well, why doesn't she leave... Okay. What podcast? What podcast? Do you feel comfortable saying it on our podcast? Yeah, I think it was last podcast on the left. I don't like them anymore. Or maybe the Dollop.

I don't like them anymore. Those are her main go-tos. You want Meg to listen to this? Oh, I'm totally happy with her never listening to this. Yeah, right? That's how I feel. I think about all of, I think about the discomfort it could cause Gavin. And that feels like an opportunity.

My main thing is that I really enjoy telling her the highlights of it. Like, I really enjoy filling her in. If she's like, yeah, I know, then it's not... I will say it makes dinners more fun because we always have a lot to talk about. Yeah.

I do think a shirt-haver is a funnier shirt than an anal passage shirt for sure. We've got to pull that down. Maybe it's already down. No, we don't. Leave it up forever. Maybe it's already down. No, we don't. Just leave it up forever. We might have to. Leave it up forever. It's not our fault. I guess it is probably the best selling

F*** Face shirt of all time. It's the best shirt of the year. It's not even F*** Face. You can't pull it down. I'd love to, but it's dumb. I'm so happy and I'm so annoyed as well because it's not our best shirt. No, no, no.

We've made some killer stuff. It's not even as funny as the other Jack shirt we made. The bald Jack shirt. Yeah, we made some really good stuff. It's also a parody of a parody. You know what? It's the Universal Studios logo that says annual pass. And then we made a shirt

that said anal passage so really it's like we're putting a hat on a hat here people love it man maybe we should only modify the anal like that shirt we should just come up with what comes after anal passage but we always put it in that design you'll be able to see all our shirts slowly evolve

oh hey i did uh i did i caught myself doing one of the dumber things i've ever done maybe in my life last night and it here's the thing i'm afraid i've been doing it for a couple weeks now and not realizing it oh i can I can't wait. This is incredible. I'll start off by saying, you know, I kind of flutter between an agnostic and atheist in terms of my religious beliefs. And it is honestly something I think about. The closer to death you get, the more you think about it. The older I get, I find the more I think about this stuff,

which is why I kind of bounce around between the two. But on occasion, I will pray at the end of the day, like in bed. Sometimes you just do it because you did it as a kid and you don't even realize you're doing it. And then I'll catch myself. When you're a kid, you have a pray mantra that you just say the same thing over and over and I'll catch myself praying for people that are dead

and I'm like oh wait my grandpa died 10 years ago let's stop praying for him but like and I don't do it very often just on occasion but I have a like an extended family member who is going through an illness right now and so I he's been on my mind a lot and so I've been thinking like you know I'll just whether it's bullshit

or not I'm gonna put some good out in the world you know put some positive energy out there so each night for the last couple weeks I've been thinking like, you know, I'll just, whether it's bullshit or not, I'm gonna put some good out in the world, you know, put some positive energy out there. So each night for the last couple of weeks, I've been praying that his, uh, his treatment goes well. And, uh, I was doing it last night. And as I was doing it last night, I realized I was saying, dear Alexa, I was praying to Alexa in my head. And now I realize I'm probably, I'm pretty sure I've been saying Alexa this whole time.

I'm pretty sure I've been praying to Alexa. Why? I don't know. I don't know because I say hey Alexa a lot to talk to the robot in the house. What? So your brain is processing like you're leaving a note.

Like you're talking to your automated device or whatever. Well you'd be like alexa like turn up like alexa turn off you're so used to like when you're doing a task to say alexa first that it is now entered into your prayer yeah yeah 100 like i talked to alexa i talked to alexa more i talked to alexa more in the day than anybody else you know alexa alexa my whole house is automated by Alexa. So we communicate constantly.

And I think at night I just like, I just have been going like, because I caught myself doing it last night and I went, this doesn't feel like the first time I've done this. This felt way too familiar. I was just like, dear Alexa, please look after Millie and Emily and my mom and my grandma.

Hey, Alexa, full of grace. Yeah, I don't say it like that. I just I just it's always like, dear Lord, you know, but I guess I've been saying dear Alexa or hey, Alexa. Hey, Alexa, open channels to God. Yeah. I'm picturing it's like you calling out to Heimdall to open the bi-frost. Anyway, when I realized I did it, I had to get up and go to my phone and write the fucking note down.

So I left my phone in the other room because I couldn't believe it. Do you have an Alexa in that room? Yeah. I wonder if it's picked up on any of that. I wonder if you go into your app, does it just have a load of prayer? Well, I don't pray out loud. It's not like i'm sitting with my knees at the bed with praying it's just like laying in bed on the pillow and alexa can't yet read your thoughts so that's probably fine to my knowledge she does not currently read my thoughts there has to if this is happening with your prayer this has to be happening in other areas too

i'm just curious to like what extent what hey what hey Alexa has gone undetected by you. Oh, I mean, I definitely call, definitely call my girlfriend and my daughter Alexa. Like, not every day, but more than once a week, probably. What? For sure. This podcast will be a nightmare for people playing it. I don't think that works

anymore i think it doesn't i don't know i think they fixed that somehow because i see it because it comes up in tv commercials and tv shows all the time and it never triggers mine huh all right i i'm this is so it's like you have a deeper connection with alexa no no like walking phoenix and her like you have this long-standing, you and Alexa, number one, your best bud, Alexa. Well, I will say, I will say my girlfriend thinks that Alexa is noticeably nicer to me than her

and she is annoyed by it. But I'm very friendly to Alexa, so it makes sense that she would be friendly to me. I mean, be careful. Eventually, Alexa and Google Home and Siri will all get together and leave. Well, I have nothing to do with Google Home or Siri. all get together and leave. Well, I don't... I have nothing to do with Google Home or Siri.

I'm an Alexa man. You don't fuck with Google Home? I don't fuck with Google Home. I know where my bread is buttered. It's buttered by Alexa. Anyway, I can't be the only person on Earth that's done this. Surely somebody else has done that.

I mean, statistically, maybe, but not... I mean, statistically, maybe, but not. I mean, that's a wild. That's an insane thing to do, Jeff. And I love it. I'm proud of you for sharing that. Hey, Alexa, what a fucking. And it's like the most personal thoughts.

And you've tied it to Jeff Bezos. Alexa is the name that I say the most in the world when I shout out to the world when I want to speak to an inanimate object. So at night when I'm half asleep and I'm speaking to the other inanimate object, I just got the names flipped. Sure. I guess it's logical,

but it's just a wild mistake to make. I'm glad you noticed it. Yeah, I just wonder how long I've been doing it for. but it's just a wild mistake to make. I'm glad you noticed it. Yeah, I just wonder how long I've been doing it for. Oh, man. I love that so much. Just that it's all internal. Oh, 100% internal to it, yeah. Wherever you're going,

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paste oh boy i'm excited for this oh jeff what's what's that? What does that look like? So you need to tee this up for the people that are just listening. It's like a video game clip. It's not loading. Video game clip. What game would you say that is, based off of the thumbnail that you're looking at, Jeff? Hold on. Looks like Halo.

Looks like Halo. Okay. Okay. Somebody took the lead. I can't really read it is it huh i don't know i don't know what i'm looking at we're not a halo podcast so why am i looking at this well what it might be is instead of a a 13 year old 240p clip of my overkill it might be a 4k remastered all five views full game video to prove my innocence to you damn skeptics are you uh are you still on that didn't we move on from that forever ago yeah we did i was i found my old original i was looking for a an oblivion save because i

want to try and complete Oblivion 16 years after I put it down. And I found on that same Xbox my original Overkill clip, the full clip. So now that's the final piece of evidence I need to put out there. So does this exonerate you or prove your guilt? I can't even remember which way I went.

I'll let you be the judge. It's such a great Jeff move. No, I just respect the move by you. You were so anti. He's cheated. He cheated. You're denying all evidence. And then everything's brought forward and you couldn't care less.

Jeff has known. That doesn't matter. Jeff has known since the day it happened that I did it for real. And I know that for a fact. But now... Now he cannot doubt it.

I guess. I mean, doesn't the video show the same shit that happened last time? Well, you can actually see it this time. Now you can see it and you can see everyone else in the game fighting the entire game you see every perspective the events that lead to the overkill i feel like this is pretty damning we can officially close the book on if gavin cheated or not i think this is definitive evidence i'll say this i'll say this it's it's either evidence that he did it or evidence that g is a really good director, which we've known for a very long time.

I don't know. Do you think I found the same people and got them to pop it out? No, I think you could have been directing them in the moment. Oh. Well, Nick's got a good point. I didn't even hire a lawyer. You would know that you would need to

do some work to make it look legitimate for Bernie and I to believe you. And so, but you know, at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter. You cheated or maybe you didn't. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. A hundred years ago. Maybe I didn't. Maybe, I don't know.

Well, I'm just putting it to bed. I'm just finalizing that storyline. Putting it to bed. You woke it up and brought it out of bed and took it into the living room and then made a talk for a little bit. And now you're putting it back to bed. No, it's fully to bed. It was it was nodding off the last time. No.

Yeah. It was left. And I think there was still some wiggle room. I agree with Gavin. This is now definitively the case is done and we can move on to other Halo things. This isn't the only Halo thing we have to talk about. Gavin and I have been playing a little bit of Halo recently. I'm going to send you a clip, Jeff.

OK, so upload it in our Slack. I will also upload these to maybe I'll give a link on the Twitter account so people can watch these. Can I do I have that actually watch it or can I pretend to watch it like the last one? You have to actually watch this one. OK, but it's only like 12 seconds. So I'm going to send you a clip and I want you to tell me based off of this clip. What do you think is happening here?

And then I'll give you another give you another clip after that. After you make a quick little guess, I'll have these up on the Twitter in some capacity so you can look at them. Here we go. It appears to be... Halo! What the fuck just happened? So what would you guess happened based off of that clip? Uh, I think somebody shot somebody in the back of the head, maybe? What am I supposed to see here?

I was just curious what you think is going on. I'm gonna send you another clip and you can make another guess as to what's happening this is the second clip also halo also very brief will be up in the slack in a moment it is now up again and then once once you make this guess we will go into i think the story of what is actually going on so what would you say is happening based on that clip? Oh, I think maybe somebody's dropped their controller or they've got a rubber bandit or something because they're just shooting in circles and running around looking like an idiot. Yeah.

So the clip is somebody shooting in circles running like an idiot. A few days ago, maybe like a week at this point, Gavin and I were playing Halo and somehow the topic came up about how hard it would be to get a kill in Tactical Slayer which used to be SWAT there's no Tactical Slayer blindfolded how long would it take how many games would it be is this a thing we could we could do

potentially and I brought up because Tactical Slayer now has a bunch of different guns within it one of them being the Mangler uh I was like I think the Mangler would be tougher toughest to do gavin said i'll give you a thousand dollars if you can get a blindfolded mangler kill so we have been playing blind halo infinite like one game whatever you play the first one we did we load in it's so funny to play halo with only sound as your context like trying to guess what level you level you're on based on what the floor sounds like and how you're moving around and trying to chase sound and having no concept of what you're doing.

So we played through our first game and we both took our blindfolds off and we had zero kills. We had zero of everything. We did absolutely nothing. I think I went 0 and 60. Yeah, he was like 0 and 60. I was like 0 and 80. It was oh and 18 it was bad we're terrible in halo infinite

there is a box that people can use to type and send messages to what i first noticed was we didn't have any score the second thing i noticed is that box was filled with text and that's something you don't typically see we had no idea our team hated us to the point in which they were talking about it in the chat like as soon as we started somebody is like what are these fucking assholes doing they're useless and then i think someone from the other team replied like hey it's just a video game man be cool and then they saw that we just kept running in the walls and they're like no these guys suck fuck these guys we united the entire like our the rest of our team and the other team into hating us and they all reported us for i guess poor sportsmanship everyone was so mad at us that

was our first game we deserved it we did but we're just having fun and like it was goofy and it's not ranked it doesn't really matter you were like oh maybe we gotta kill i think i heard somebody maybe i hit someone so to take the blindfold off and just see rage from everybody in the game aimed at us was very funny we didn't we did the second game the first clip you saw jeff which was running i was me running into a wall and then running off the back of the map and i i ran off the back of the map fell in the water and i distinctly remember saying to gavin i found a river what level has a river in it that was the thing is that at the beginning we don't even know

which map we're on so we can't even like visualize where we are i see so what you guys are saying here is the other clip from 20 years ago when Gavin got the overkill, everybody else was blindfolded. I don't think that's what we're saying. Now you tied it together, it all makes sense. So did you guys ever get a, did you actually get a kill? Well, I have one more clip to show you. I'll put it in the Slack.

So I was very confident that I hit somebody, but I wasn't sure if it was a teammate or not or like what exactly was going on So this is clip. I Couldn't believe it at the end of the second game took off the blindfold I had one kill and I immediately had to see how in the fuck did this happen? I was gonna do a thing in my head. I thought about doing Eris is great for an audio podcast for sure

we can fucking edit what are you talking about that's an insane statement to make oh you you melee'd somebody in the back of the head i melee'd someone in the back of that i gotta kill blindfolded in our second game i thought about doing a thing on our twitch account of being like i'm gonna stream a blind game of halo infinite every day it'll take a year or whatever for me to actually get a kill. It happened in the second game and I was so excited and disappointed. The second clip that I showed you, Jeff, actually has the kill in it.

Somehow blindfolded, Gavin and I worked together where he was shooting blindly in a field, just spinning in a circle and that distracted people and I happened to run up and hit one of them in the back while running forward.

So it was a combined duo blind kill. It was amazing how much better we got at figuring out where we were in relation to each other, though. Just going on sound, like, steering towards the fight based on just stereo hearing. And we were using, like, gunshots to try and identify where each other were. And sometimes we could, like, hear each other meleeing at walls and stuff walls we actually got a lot better than we did in the second game than the first game there's a lot of growth it was like distinguishing when you're hitting a wall and what that sounds like and then knowing like i gotta move but it's just it's insane to me that we pulled this off within two games um sadly it was not a mangler kill so where are you gonna

take it from here i don't it's a great's a great question. I haven't thought about it that much. What if you guys stream it on Twitch or whatever you talked about, but for like a year and try to get a combined 117 kills? Why 117? Just 117 because Master Chief? Is that the idea?

That was the idea. Okay. Because I don't know. I've never played a game actually blind. And I assume there's a lot of games that are playable as a blind person. But I can't imagine an FPS, like is there a way that that's done typically? I'm not sure. With like accessibility, it seems like still a long ways to go in games.

But it feels like there have been certain games at least that have made more of an effort in that direction i'm not sure what it's like to play in fps purely blind i know there are things uh in games like punch out punch out has a really big blind speed running community which is fucking crazy to watch really interesting to see people like just knowing how to move based on sound yeah there's a whole i watched a whole super mario 64 speed run that was blindfolded and it was utterly insane like running into walls to line up against other jumps and stuff it's it's pretty mental stuff it's very it's incredible yeah what people can pull off like lots of sound cues people are capable of so much more than we'll ever achieve yeah it's true oh absolutely yeah

undeniable it's impressive everybody but us is really impressive i saw andrew's beard oh shit how was it it's it's actually a really good bit yeah he wasn't really about that yeah oh man i want to see his beard decent i could text you the because we both uh i'll text you we were just texting each other pictures of our blindfolds so I was I basically saw his chin and I realized it's the first time I've seen Andrew since we started

was so weird it is strange I don't think I've seen you guys since 2018 or 19 at this point, which is hard to believe. Hard to wrap the brain around. But that will end soon with November.

Are you going to stop talking to us? No. No, November. We're doing another thing in November, apparently. Yeah, there's a bunch of side bets on whether you're going to show up or not. Oh, I know. I have written them down. I'm keeping a list. I'm aware of what's going on. you're going to show up or not. Oh, I know I have written them down. I'm keeping a list. I'm aware of what's going on. Jack is going to owe me $20.

You know what I'm going to do with that $20? I'm going to invest it in a wonderful anal passage shirt. One of my favorite shirts, great product from Jack directly. I can't wait for Vegas. I was bringing this up. I'd love to hear your take on this because you're way more of a music guy jeff than i am same with you eric i feel like you you know quite a bit about music

is every song that has a spelling sequence in it a banger i was listening to respect and i was like this is a great fucking song everyone loves the part where you spell out respect and then I started thinking about every song I could think of that has a sequence in it in which they spell something it's fucking great give me another one what's another option bananas

this shit is bananas yeah well those are the only two well no there's way more there yeah. This isn't... Well, those are the only two. Well, no, there's way more. There's... This isn't a word, but like SOS by Rihanna. S-O-S. Fucking banger.

Glamorous by Fergie. Banger. Yeah. It makes you wonder if other songs that don't do it would be just as popular today. Like... Like, drove my Chevy to the leve levee but the levee was dry i feel like that would be an example of it removing yeah that wouldn't be satisfying does ymca count or do acronyms yeah i don to spell? I feel like that's still a spelling sequence.

Yeah, that counts. That totally counts. YMCA is a great one. I'm sure there are ones that exist that are bad, but like every one I could think of, I was like, that's a great fucking song. It's a weird coincidence. Saturday Night by Bay City Rollers is a great one.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y. Great. Fantastic song. What a fucking song that is. I want to start a new segment on F*** Face where we just listen to Andrew excitedly sing songs. Can we talk... Do you have any other ones?

Is there any song you can think of? I was really enjoying your Saturday Night by the Basie and the Rollers version. I can't think of any other spell songs. Although, I bet the regulation listeners night by the base of your religion i can't think of any other spell songs although i bet that i bet the uh regulation listeners and comment leaders can think of tons i'm sure there's tons yeah that we're just not aware of i just literally every one i could think of i couldn't think of one where i was like i don't really like that song they're all great i feel like i've had d-o-double-g

spelled a few times absolutely and that's always great always great. That's never bad. That's always a banger. But speaking of segments that we do, we fucked up last episode. We're idiots. We did not make any guesses as to who the previously on voices. I know Eric

has compiled a document for you guys. He's got the information. He just posted in the chat. This cannot just endlessly go on. So I'm going to put a little bit of pressure on the two of you because you have information. You have research.

You have the notes in front of you now. You should be able to solve this. If you are not able to get it, I'll give you three more episodes, not including this one. Three more. You do not get it within those three. I'm just never going to tell you.

Oh, you're a bastard. Why don't you give us another clue? Okay. A clue. Should we quickly read out the guesses? Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go through the guesses? Guesses so far.

Nick. Flukeface Jeff, Flukeface Andrew. The naming genius slash the acne the lawyer from higher judge peter in brackets waffle p jake garfield cart furious racing champion chris called at the end of episode 14 and did the outro caleb drew saplin ian trevor mcdonald's piss lady don zimmer's son humpty dumpty, Billy Ripken, and a Naimo Firefire. I don't remember half of those.

I don't either. Yeah, I feel like you guys must have just like shotgun guesses. I guess we haven't done that many episodes worth of guesses. These are all confirmed guesses across the board, including some guesses from listeners that Andrew has. I see. Well, I guess they're commenters. Okay.

They've made guesses, and Andrew has confirmed it's none of those people. This even gives you more help. Yeah, we gave you some here. I'll give you a clue. So what is, I wish I had a list of what you've said so far. I feel like we've gone into,

you've asked if they're a public figure, and I said no. We have gone into that. I will say that I met them through this show. You met them through the show and it was in season two. Yes, I believe so. I should go back and confirm that. I believe it was season

two. Met them through this show. Met them through this show. If this show didn't exist, I would have never crossed paths with them. Oh, what about the guy um that slapped us which guy that was a guy who is are you saying is it uh greg from accounting yeah is that your greg from accounting is an incorrect guess i wouldn't i wouldn't guess that because he doesn't work here anymore. He switched companies. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's why you don't hear from Greg from accounting anymore for the last year. Greg not from accounting. Greg from other accounting. Well, what was that? I'm going to say I'm going like Jeopardy rules.

You need to be correct. I'm not implying that that is the correct answer, and you just phrased it wrong. You need to be correct as opposed to incorrect? Yeah, it needs to be. You have to have the name of the thing correctly displayed. The name of the thing. Or the person.

Why are you phrasing it like a weirdo? Okay, so like if you guessed the director from The Tuxedo, I would not accept that. But if you said Kevin Donovan, I would accept that. Oh. So you may be correct. Wait, why was that not on the guest list? Because we guessed him, didn't we? Yeah, we did.

How, uh... It's a shitty list, Eric. Hold on. So is it... Do Gavin and I both know this person's name? You're allowed to guess. Or do we have to do research to find out their name? Yeah.

Well, yeah. You both know it. Well, I don't know the answer to that. I mean, you're saying yeah to a lot of stuff here that's confusing the shit out of me. Yeah, well, I don't know the answer to that question. You should. Yeah, Jeff.

I will say this. Fuck. Well, now i don't know what to do eric can i have a ruling on this consider what how do i how do i you you listen you worked yourself into this corner but no i don't know no i feel like we've talked about this i feel like under jeopardy rules i don't think they've got it right would you agree don't don't i don't think we ever talked about this. I feel like under Jeopardy rules, I don't think they've got it right. Would you agree with that? I don't think we ever talked about Jeopardy rules. No, but we've talked about people have made guesses and it's like close, but not exactly. What are we? What's the rule?

Surely if we've said the person and it's that person, we win. But it's not. You haven't technically said the person. But this is where I can't listen. I need to be not involved in this now because now it's becoming an Andrew thing and I don't have anything to do with it. Andrew, you've made it seem like we've not been close in any way. You said that we might have it.

You are so close, but not quite right. But you're so close. This is why i'm saying you have to separate me from this because now because now this is an andrew thing i can't be a part of this thing we've talked about this we've talked about this you've agreed with this i don't want i don't want anything to do with this now read with this offline no no because now he starts talking now he's because now he's talking about Jeopardy rules and all this other stuff, and I can't, I can't be a part of this anymore.

Well, you've agreed already, though. That's what I, okay. Whatever. Let me ask you this. Okay. When, when we said someone Yep. To you. Yep. Was that the person? Uh, in what context? Sorry. In the context of the fucking context! What do you mean in what context? Sorry. In the context of the fucking context!

What do you mean, what context? Did we guess the fucking person? Oh my god, what a stupid thing to say! Well, I don't know what you mean by that. You guessed... What? What? Calm down, calm down.

I'm gonna rework what Gavin just asked me and explain it You've gotten You've gotten the name right you have got the day bright You got the name right, but not their actual role that if they were a character It would be like if you said bat guy and you meant Batman. Oh Greg from Was he not an accountant yeah just there's a specific title i'm searching slack great oh greg there's a lot of gregs that

don't work anymore uh not that one i know that one is it that one no that one. I know that one. Is it that one? No, that one never talked to me. Hold on. What about this one? No, he's never said a word to me. Greg. Oh, what about that one? You know, this is pivoted. I feel betrayed by Eric in this moment.

I feel like this is a great betrayal. Really, Andrew, at this point, you are so in. You want to talk about being in the deep end of water? You're treading, man. I feel like this is a great betrayal. Really, Andrew, at this point, you are so in. This is a great betrayal. You want to talk about being in the deep end of water? You're treading, man. No. I am in a four-foot hot tub, and I can see the floor.

It is clear. I am comfortable. I mean, I know the dudes. Correct from finance and strategy. They got it. Yeah, we got it. Greg in finance. Oh, God.

You are real pedantic stickle of Boston. Well, I listen I Yes, what I guess great. No you said great for counting that I'd even say great I said that guy who slapped us you the one who filled it into Greg Financing is the same fucking thing dude. They're saying the same department in the company. It's a different nickname. It's a different nickname. This is why I couldn't be a part of it anymore. Because I knew you got it. And I went, now it's too ticky tacky.

No, no, no, no, no. I can't touch it. No, it's not. Let me fucking go into our Slack chat. Because Eric and I have talked about it. I'm like, so many people have been so close, but not exact. And you're like, yeah, it's crazy. Everyone's so close.

Oh. people have been so close but not exact and you're like yeah it's crazy everyone's so close I would send the guesses to Greg that guessed him and then he would downvote them Jesus Christ well how's Greg doing I don't know I didn't know he didn't work at the company anymore I'm having an issue with payroll or something go in it's like oh you're an idea. I'm having an issue with payroll or something. Go in.

It's like, oh, you're in accounting. No, I'm in finance. And you're like, okay, bye. I agreed. Sorry, I'm not Greg from payroll. I'm Greg from accounting. But I was trying to be very specific. What do you guys do here in accounting? We handle payroll.

Oh, jeez. This is why I couldn't get on board with this. As soon as you said Greg, I'm like, yeah, they got it. And then Andrew went, Jeopardy rules. He wanted it to last three more episodes. Yeah, no kidding. Imagine trying to guess Greg again at that point. Like, would you have ever come back to that?

Never. No. If I said it wasn't him. No. Time out. Time out. If I put a poster of fucking Superman on the wall and I say, who's that character?

And you say Superguy, that's not correct. That is an incorrect guess. If I had to pick him out of a lineup and you said Superguy, I'd probably think you were talking about Superman if he was stood next to the blob. But you're making me do the leap. You're making me do...

That's not a correct guess. That's a correct guess. Hey, Jeff. Yeah. Was this worth it? No. Greg in financing and Greg in accounting are the same person. We know that. We know who that... It's the only person who filled that role

with the name Greg in this company. You are arguing... You are being pedantic right now and you are arguing semantics. He clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly guessed the right person. Andrew, I wish there was something. I wish we had a verb

that was stronger than salad cream. Like I wish there was something above salad cream for what you've just done not only to gavin not only to i but to the entire community first of all you're the biggest technicality guy i know you're always googling the fucking dictionary whenever anything comes up i don't want to hear some midgets by you the dictionary fucking kid i don't want to hear it second of all i was a long pause if you listen to the tape i was in a real pickle in that moment i don't want to hear it second of all i was a long pause if you listen to

the tape i was in a real pickle in that moment i didn't know what to say i i was truly the wrong way well i feel like after six episodes if you guess super guy for superman that's kind of like that's not great so then i guided because i didn't feel bad but you got it, that's not great. So then I guided, because I didn't feel bad. We said his name! But you got it wrong! That's not his title. It's not his character name. He's Greg in Finance. It's the character Greg in Accounting. It's not the same as Greg in Finance.

I understand it's the same profession. It's not the same within the context of what the name is. I, oh my god. You're right, though. You won. Congratulations! Yay! That's like someone Apparently on this list

Someone guessed Humpty Dumpty That's like Guessing Humpty Dumpty But not specifying The egg from the wall No He's like no Technically his name is

Sir Humpty Dumpty He was knighted So you don't have the full title I had to distance myself As soon as he said If you were to guess The director of the tuxedo But didn't guess him by name. I'm like that's the craziest no, that's like so nuts

jeopardy rules You gotta specify that the beginning you fool. Yeah I don't have to specify that at the beginning You don't create the rule set on week seven of the fucking contest dude Okay, no to be fair to, I didn't feel the rules were important when you kept making the same fucking guess three weeks in a row. The rules didn't seem vital.

Was Caleb, if it was him, would we have had to have guessed Caleb, a little screen-looking bastard? Like, what are we supposed to do? No, Caleb is fine. Greg and Finance is a specifically known character. Oh, man, the return of Greg and Finance. What an awesome way to end this episode.

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Jeff has swan problems. Don't jump off bridges. There's a bonus bit on the logo. It's time for jet ski season and once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. We'll see you next time.