Regulation Podcast - One Second Early // Geoff at Sloppy Joe's [164]

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a one second grace period, dodging a bullet, Andrew's prototypes, not being a knife guy, RTX, Summer of 98 Yearbook, Golden Gurpler, Summer of 98 Definitive List, Crazy Puffs, 4 Three Cheese, souvenir shirts business, Geoff at Sloppy Joe's, the Northface Fuck Face guy, and ocean jetskiing. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, Honey http://joinhoney.com/face, and Fum http://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can I say something that bugs me about Lethal Weapon? So, I'm a big fan of the Lethal Weapon franchise. Obviously, I grew up with it. I was probably like 10 or 11 when the first one came out. In the first movie, Mel Gibson is this deeply troubled karate badass who does martial arts constantly, right? Okay.

He has this huge karate fight with Gary Busey and the rain. There's all kinds of karate. There's all kinds of karate. In the second and the third and the fourth movies, he's just a dude yeah when did he stop kicking i don't know it's a good question they just abandoned how he was like a troubled badass yeah to just make him a troubled guy later on but they just completely and totally walked away from the fact that he could he could fuck dudes up they sort of touch on that in four

like he's not a karate badass but like part of his arc is like i don't have this shit in me anymore He could fuck dudes up. They sort of touch on that in 4. Like, he's not a karate badass, but part of his arc is like, I don't have this shit in me anymore. Right. Unfortunately, he didn't have it in 2 and 3 either. He did not. No.

Are you guys watching my screen, by the way? I'll watch. I'll throw it on. Thank you. Watch stream. Why am I watching your stream? Oh, we're looking at the clock. Oh, I see. 48. We're just having a watch 50 51 52 53 54 5 6 7 8

Wow Wow that is Wow Wow when dooh. Wow. That's fascinating. Wow. When do you cut it? When does this episode start? We were watching Eric's stream, which showed his clock. You showed up a second early. You did. He was right.

He was right. He's been right. According to his time. I was looking at my clock on my bottom right of my desktop. So I was, you know, clicking at exactly three on my GPS. And then when I glanced my bottom right, it still said 259. And then it instantly changed though. Very interesting.

So I might be one second out. Interesting. You're saying that that was the definitive one second? Yeah. You've been showing up one second early for a while now, dude. 163 episodes. Now you hate people showing up early, Gavin. Are you okay with one second early?

How do you feel about yourself? I think one second is a nice grace period to have. Good. Convenient. You know, you don't get up anyone's ass with one second, are you? No. You're not getting up anyone's ass. I guess it depends, right?

Like the Olympics, a second is pretty big. Running the 40, if you're like a prospect, a second could be big. Yeah. Speed runs. Speed runs, yeah. People will spend a year shaving off a second. It's true. Dodging bullets.

Not many people have dodged bullets. Yeah. Has anyone actually dodged a bullet successfully? Like it was going to hit them and then they moved yeah Williams the adventure begins watch it he did that Neo did that Jet Li does that lethal weapon for there's a few of them

Jet Li dodges a bullet so his brother can take it which is like rough that's a rough dodge that's maybe the worst dodge I feel like you're only getting it done from a from like a sniper oh no you need a lot of distance between you and the gun to actually dodge the bullet i think oh i disagree strongly i know most of the dodges i can think of don't involve a sniper that's true i'm looking at pistols i'm looking at assault rifles i think they're all bollocks

oh you think remo williams bollocks how dare you obviously never seen remo williams you would not think that he was bollocks after you watched that film. I haven't seen Remo Williams. I wonder how many of our audience has. It's Fred Ward, man. It is Fred Ward. I love Fred Ward. Yeah, he's great.

He's fucking awesome. He was Remo Williams, Gavin. An American hero. Well, now I'm in. Hello and welcome to another episode of the face podcast uh this is episode 164 you are welcome eric he was losing his shit in the chat because we hadn't done the intro yet my name is jeff ramsey with me as always andrew pantin gavin free uh episode 164 i think i already said that i got nothing what do you guys want to talk about you have not i feel

like you have the most of us here we We haven't talked in a little while. Well, I haven't talked to you in just as long as you haven't talked to me. I know, but you've been on some some recorded adventures. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about. Why don't we talk about your recorded adventures? What have you been doing the last two weeks? Andrew, I've missed you.

I've been in the lab. OK, my stuff isn't as interesting. Do you want to go to my stuff immediately, what I've been working on? I mean, if you had two weeks in the lab, I would have got straight to that. Yeah, that seems pretty fucking important to me. I've had a little bit in the lab. Listen, we're still prototyping. There's still some things in the lab that are yet to come out.

But last time we talked, Jeff, you brought up a great innovation. You brought up a possible change in the way we view the world. And I was inspired. I was inspired, and I wanted to see your vision. I want to really get into the mind of what you're doing. So I made a prototype. This is, this is the first prototype as you can see.

Oh, whoops. I accidentally, we canceled that out. Oh no, still went live. That was a different thing. I sent,

wait, what the fuck is going on? That was an accident. That was a really stupid guitar I saw. I wish I could claim I prototyped a ball sack guitar. That was just in my camera roll and I fat thumbed it. The real prototype. I tried to cancel it out before it went through, but it made it.

That is the fork prototype. I will take any question. Yeah, first question. What's up with the ball sack guitar? Hey, Andrew, I gotta say, I don't have any questions about the fork, but what's up with $3,500? It's a lot, right?

That's because it's beautiful. It is beautiful. It's a lot, right? Well, that's because it's beautiful. It is beautiful. It's a unique instrument. I think I saw that in a local subreddit, and I thought it was absurd, so I clipped it. All right, I screenshotted it to send to... Is this still for sale? I don't know.

I didn't look at anything past the image of it, but that's a beautiful ball sack guitar made of fern wood, I believe. It's got Jay Turser pickups and hardware. Yeah. Dang. If only Nick said it could go in the museum. It'd be great for the museum.

That, oof. But I made your prototype. I made your fork prototype. How did you affix that tine to the side of the fork? By burning my fingers. These were plastic forks did you like weld it on yeah so i had a barbecue lighter and i burnt the base of it i broke off the ends okay then i burnt the base and then i would press against the back of the thing and i yeah i burnt my fingers on

everyone this isn't the only one i made this was i made this and i realized wait there's room for more innovation here we we could expand further what if what if you want to give a little thumbs up while you're you're chowing down you want a little thumbs up fork just to show to the people that hey i'm having a good day to the other one because he broke the ends it's like a little fist up, it's knuckled up. You got a little knuckled up thumbs up. I thought maybe you're having like a chill vibes day. So I have the surf's up model. You want that?

Do you give that one a little twist when the spaghetti's on? Yeah, I think you'd have to have a little bit of wrist action in that one for the spaghetti to work. Maybe you're having a really bad day. This is the F-U-ERC we have. Do you want to insult those around you? So these are all

the things are broken except the middle finger and the thumb on the side. You make the thumb stick out like 90 degrees. Yeah, well, here's the problem gavin i'm burning my fingers every time i'm applying one of those it's not easy so i just you know we have a full i think we have a full collection we could possibly sell we've got a lot of potential that we could work with oh you get somebody made a finger gun yeah a little finger gun one just you

know want some action in your life. That's the face. Five, four collection. Yeah. I love it. Face five, four.

Yeah. Face five, four collection. Everyone needs five. Andrew, that's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life, man. You absolutely took,

you took my idea and you improved upon it by giving the thumbs personalities and turning it into like gestures. It adds a whole new level of usability to cutlery. Yeah. Well, you need a range of emotions, I feel. Have you tried it with any of them? Well, here's the problem. I don't know if melting plastic and reapplying it then releases harmful chemicals that would be inedible to eat. So I'm scared to use

any of them, but they are visual prototypes. I mean, I'm sure you inhaled way more than you would eat. As possible. Eric. Can we get these made? No. Can we check with Andy? Why would we get these made? You don't want the

Phase 5 fork collection where only one fork is usable for? What do you mean? No. No, I don't want any of these forks, and I don't think any of them should exist. Well, they do. And they're great. They do, and it should just be held to these five, these affronts to God.

None of these are good. None of these are forks. Oh, they're all forks. Two of them are spoons. Two of them are closer to spoons than forks. As you're talking, I'm envisioning a certain fork. Can you guess which fork is in my mind right now? Is it the hang loose fork? Close.

Close. It's not hang loose. One to the right. I will send this to Tony and see if we can... I don't... Again, Andrew has just broken plastic and glued plastic back together. Melted.

Melted plastic. Why would you melt plastic and not glue it? Because I don't have glue, but I do have a barbecue lighter. So what you were doing was you were being creative with the tools at hand, is i was yeah i was making it work even more impressive to me and would the goal be to make these out of metal well i would say if we do the plastic route they are not stable i i had to reapply many of these

over time they are fragile items i love the idea of these just being sat in the corner of everyone's cutlery drawer, everyone's silverware drawer. And then, you know, there's that day where just nothing's clean and everything's about to go in the dishwasher. And you, which one do you go for out of those remaining? Say the fourth one is gone. Okay.

Realistically, I think the thumbs up for me is number one. I think I'm going thumbs up. Yeah, it's the most like level. It's number one. I think I'm going thumbs up. Yeah, it's the most level. I would be afraid that the flipping the bird one, you would spear the inside of your throat without meaning to.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel like you should be with the finger guns too, but I feel like you would only use the finger gun fork to skewer olives or something. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, corn on the cob. Oh, that's great. Yeah yeah corn on the cob yeah oh that's great yeah i think the middle the middle time one is uh when all your food is halfway down the fork

that's where you're gonna that's where you're gonna be putting into it then you're gonna get a uvula full of the other one but maybe like if you put the the theU fork, the FERC, in a pie, you could spear some fruit and then just get some crust on the other bit. Can we call it Fork U? Fork U? I like that. That's better. That's a better name. See, that's why you're the head of Unifarm and I'm in the lab. That is good time spent in the lab, I think.

I think you've done us proud there. Andrew, thank you for clocking in to the lab over the last two weeks. Your efforts have not gone unappreciated. Honestly, the toughest part was finding plastic cutlery. It was difficult. It was surprisingly hard to find plastic forks. Do you have stores in Canada?

We do, but everything is now paper or wood. Tons of stores. There's no plastic. I let you look all the way all over for those plastic ones and didn't just look for glue. I never even considered glue. Because then you could have used wood, and it would have been pretty.

Well, but I wanted a look. I wanted a certain look. You could have still used glue. I could have still used glue, but I was married to the idea of how I was going to do this. I never even considered glue. Clearly, and what poetry you've created, Andrew. Really gorgeous stuff.

Andrew, let me just say, small men tear down the methods and the ideas of great and creative men. Just remember that. That's true. I will agree with that. So anytime you want to show me any of the things Jeff might be talking about, go ahead.

Cause I'm looking at five forks that are broken. Not broken. Modified, Eric. Modified. Eric. Recontextualized. In the,

in the merch Slack, Eric wrote Eric wrote hey we want to make this I don't know what that means talk to Jeff Ramsey and Japan and Gavin Freabat well he's certainly passed it on absolutely it's not the other ones I'll answer for this one is like I don't even know what selling why don't you even know what this is. They're forks. It's a continuation of our kitchenware range. We got magnets. We got bread clips.

They're forkspressions. Forkspressions is good, too. Jeff, you're coming up with good buzzwords today. Thanks, man. That's great. Forkspressions. Express yourself through food. Thanks, man. That's great. For expressions. Express yourself through food. Think about it.

Yeah, let's focus in on forks because I don't know what the version of this would be. Knives or spoons. Well, that's the thing. It's like, it all boils down to the idea that we essentially

made a fork 300 years ago and then stopped, and stopped all R&D that day. They're like, good enough, move it on. And it's time, and we need to go back and take a look at these things and say, no, maybe one pass wasn't enough. Maybe there should have been a second

and a third and a fourth pass on the fork. Yeah, no one ever patched the fork. I don't know if this will make sense to anyone else but i don't want to be a knife guy like in my head when i think of like knife guy that's not i don't like that i don't like that feel but i like being a fork guy there's something good about a fork guy it's better than a knife guy or a spoon guy i'd say it's infinitely more useless than a knife yeah i don't know it's just the knife guy to me is overly aggressive.

The spoon guy to me is weird. There's something normal about the fork guy. I agree. The fork guy feels like a good middle. Fork guy is kind of like the best of all worlds. He kind of like straddles in between.

Yeah. It's an everyman piece of color. Fork guy is an everyman. Yeah, there you go. Fork is an everyman uh tool for sure how is the the museum sweet uh oh that's right i didn't didn't know wait okay wait did you blank on museum i didn't know what he was talking about for a second you're the leader of the museum we've been talking about

the goddamn face museum for six months well not today we haven't that was two weeks ago we haven't spoken in two weeks uh it was great i i enjoyed it how did you like it eric it was great it was really cool to see all of the stuff that you never thought would be collected in one place in one place uh seeing the porta potty as a main feature, like everything, it was, it was really, really cool.

RTX altogether was a lot of fun. And we got to do the break show, which was probably the biggest face representation there. And we got to announce that come the beginning of August, I think, which will be what two weeks from when this comes out, the break show will be a live weekly show, a one-hour show with myself, Jeff, and Emily.

Very exciting. Yeah, really excited to get going on that. The other three of you, if and when you ever want to come. Yeah, yeah. I mean, truly, this isn't to box you out. It's to keep your schedules loose, and then if you have a Monday

where you have an availability, I would love for you guys to be on while we open cards that look like stepdads or guys who look like they are just wanting to get pooping. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's that kind of stuff. Are you saying after 11 years of me doing a live weekly show on a Monday, I finally stopped doing it? And you're like, it. Check out this Monday

live stream. Well, there's definitely a reason why there was an opening live on Monday. Why it was the easiest day to go, look at that big old gap. One thing we did that was cool was we Eric passed around a sack pack ahead

of time to the line and people just threw in packs of stuff and then so we only opened cards that the audience brought and we didn't get through yeah we didn't get through half of them probably we have a ton oh wow there was also a fan meetup and i have something that i can present to you guys which is uh the summer of 98 yearbook that has been put together by the community that i have here in my office that i can bring in and and all that stuff it is really cool it is a full-on yearbook you can get looks at uh we'll post pictures later but if you guys want to look at it there you can that's awesome's pictures of community members, what they look like in the summer of 98, what they were doing, a little, you know, a quote or a song lyric that they really liked. So I have this.

You have a book of kids on your desk? I have. It is in my office. Oh, this is great. It's Summer of 98 stuff. And then if you keep going, it's signed by a bunch of our community members who brought stuff, got pictures and everything like that. It was such a cool turnout. It was such a cool thing.

It'll definitely be something that we cherish and hang on to. Really impressive. It'll definitely be something that we cherish and hang on to. Really impressive. In addition to that, a lot of people gave us a lot of really cool stuff over the weekend, not the least of which were the non-regulation Gerblers that a couple of people gave us. And they gave me one for each of you. So there's a Gavin one and an Andrew one as well.

So cool. And they're adorable. They're Gorblers. Or Glurblers. Grumplers. Griplers. Grunchlers.. They're gorblers. Gorblers, grunblers, griplers, grunchlers. Go-go-nowlers. Yeah, they're all very funny. It's great. And some of them, instead of face, it says face-face or f***.

I love that in the yearbook, someone is just non-existent. Oh yeah, well they weren't born yet. Man, I was bummed I had to miss that meetup. Unfortunately, it was the exact same time I had to do a bit in the Shady Rays booth because

they were... The Shady Rays, they were like the sponsor of the F*** Face Museum, which was very, very kind of them. So I had to go over and thank them for, you know, spending money on a podcast called F*** Face it's rare

so what did people say about the museum was it like a nice attraction or was it just a bunch of shit that no one cared about people were into it they got shirts me and Jeff were there we were signing stuff me and Jeff after one of our live things we went over and recorded two episodes of Anima,

supplemental Anima content. One will be out by now, and one won't be out for another eight weeks. Because you've got to wait for Gus to take another two weeks off. Yeah, we wanted to record eight weeks in advance just for the fun of it. I sent you guys a link of all the fake Gerplers. They're so good.

There's one that just says The Grink, and I'm really a big link of all the fake Gerplers. There are, they're, they're so good. There, there's one that just says the Grink, and I'm really a big fan of the Gobbler, the Glumper. Yeah. Go now, Fluke face. Great.

We met a million awesome people. I actually signed a couple of, uh, pre-hit balls. Like, solidly hit balls, too. You don't see those off Invert anymore. Signed a couple of vinyls. Yeah. Signed a bunch of vinyl. Yep. With the balls the ones that we sent out, and they've come back

to you? Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. That's wicked. It's really crazy having stuff that I was beaten down for for so long come back to us. And people were like, I love that I got this. And I went, that's the other side that I don't get to see. I will say. People who are stoked about it.

That vinyl, when people would pull the vinyl out for signatures, people would get tense around it. They'd be like, is that the fucking vinyl? Did you have the vinyl? Did you travel? They'd be like, did you travel? You traveled on a plane with the vinyl? Did you travel? People would be like, did you travel? You traveled on a plane with the vinyl? Are you crazy? It is weird

when that pulls out. It's like a whole different level of reverence for some reason. It's awesome. It was a lot of... RTX was a blast. As annoying as it always is and as stressful as it is to do all these limited runs, it's so cool when you see them in people's hands. Especially when they come back to you like that. And now we have we have the bloody golden gurps out there we've we had our

leak oh yeah yeah we had a leak golden guppler number five golden gurpler number five leaked it to the world no hesitation i will yeah i hope you're happy with yourself number five hope you're happy it's so funny that it's there's just a YouTube video that we didn't put out, but it's the only place to see that piece of content. I love it. We don't own it. It's not our video. We gave it to number five.

Number five posted it. Send all the views to number five. Yeah, you can upload stuff to claim it when other people upload it, and we didn't even do that. No, fuck no. That was the whole point of this stupid thing was that it's your video. Do whatever you want to with it. I also am happy people liked it.

Like, people seemed to enjoy the video. That's great. 27,000 views on that video. That's more than our episodes get on our YouTube channel. So it did really well. We get nothing for it. I will say that something that we thought about later

we kept going, yeah, when you get it we're going to know you leaked it because it's Derpler number five. And then I went how do we know who Derpler number five is? Yeah, we don't. We have no... I told you I wanted to put their names on looking at the order and you said no

because that would take forever you wanted to put their names on what? on the watermark yeah on the watermark so you wanted to choose who it goes to no he wanted the warehouse to like designate

and record the names of everyone who got a gold one send them back to us and then I'd put them on I understand now I understand what you're saying it's crazy though yeah I 100% agree do you trust do you trust them

to do that god no I wouldn't trust them with anything alright I wouldn't trust them with anything alright why that's not on our merch team that's not our team that's a warehouse that's true

yeah I can't imagine trying to explain to a warehouse okay so we want you to pick where these like fulfill these orders but then don't send them to the people send them somewhere else completely then we'll send them back to you don't worry about it we promise it'll happen and then you send it then yeah or unless you like rng all the orders before we send it all to the warehouse as someone who worked in a warehouse i would hate you if i got that request that is an insane request on it at any time we have to interact with what we're selling which is a lot on this show it's an absolute nightmare it's a pain for everyone involved yeah um i like well yeah that

is funny though the idea that the warehouse now suffers as well just people who don't even know what this is spreading yeah can i walk us back just a hair we were talking about the the summer of 98 yearbook yeah um andrew before we were starting was telling me that you andrew you're deep in the summer i'm deep in the summer of 98 yeah i had a content idea for what that supplemental could be uh that i want to run by you guys when i think about like what the summer means to me is like there's the song of the summer and there's like the movie of the summer are like two of the staples of the summer so i've been exclusively watching movies from the summer 98 for like the past two weeks and my idea is i will publish a list of like all of the films that

release widely in the summer of 98. And then we'll all pick three of them. And then we'll have a discussion amongst all of us. We'll eliminate five of those films. So then we end up with a top 10. And then we will rank as a collective what the top 10 films of the summer of 98 are. And I also did that for music. I looked at the top 100 and wrote down a list of all the songs

that charted and released during the summer of 98. And what are the boundaries? What's the border of the summer, technically? It's June. It's the 1st of June till the end of August. So like September 1st. I've been going hard on songs, just been putting on summer of 98 playlists

and it's a real throwback. I haven't really thought about movies. What came out? Was it like, did Godzilla come come out uh no that didn't but the song for godzilla did release within the window the six minute puff daddy um track i don't remember what it's called there's some great licensed music or not even licensed music but like song music or movie music. I thought Jim Iroquois had Godzilla. No, I think it's a Puff Daddy song. It was Puff Daddy and it was, what was it?

Come With Me and it's just the riff from Cashmere. The Led Zeppelin song. Do you remember that? Yes, it is. And it's like six minutes long for some reason. It's so long. Jimmy Page also is credited on it. You're right.

You're reminding me of that now. Yeah, because it's just the riff my favorite of the movie songs is Woof Woof by the 69 Boys for the Dr. Doolittle movie that's a great discovery I made it's a long list it's probably like

70 songs and like 40 or 50 movies hey Gav do you know what movie came out in summer 98 what's that? Oh, Dirty Work. I'm gonna go lift weights. I'm gonna go lift weights. What?

I was texting with Gavin before. The Avengers, the 98 Avengers came out in the Summer of 98. I think it's the worst movie of the Summer of 98. The Avengers, like the TV show remake? The TV show remake, yes. With Sean Connery and Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman.

I never saw it. John Steed and Emma Peel. Yeah, I remember watching that when it came out, having never seen the original TV show. But I remember that film being just dog shit. Awful. It's just, it's like, it's the worst british charm i've ever seen like they're trying to be charming constantly but none of it is charming it's just annoying none of it makes

sense it's a movie about the weather ultimately it sucks it really sucks there's a scene you know how like in in like spy movies there's sometimes sometimes the board of villains and like they're wearing a disguise or whatever. So like nobody knows the identities of the people. They do that in this movie, but they put everybody in a giant fucking bear mascot outfit for no reason. There's no explanation for why that's the choice. They just all look like fucking beanie babies sitting at this table and it makes no sense. Ridiculous. Sean connery's wearing one it's so dumb it's a terrible movie for a split second i thought you were saying they were

all in the same mascot outfit and then i started imagining like what if two bad guys met up in like one of those horse costumes one of the front of one of the back i like the idea of them like breaking off you know like how sometimes they'll separate and the characters have to choose who to follow but they still don't know who each other are because they're in the halls that's sort of the idea of like he says like I know who you all are and you know who you are but you can't know

who each other are it's a dumb system thing so are we into this summer of 98 draft I mean draft is maybe a loose term because ranking yeah definitive list so do we have to watch everything and listen to everything no you can you can do whatever you want to do i've just decided that i would like to watch all these movies so i've been doing that but it's there's a lot of mainstream movies that you've probably seen like i probably had watched like 10 or 15 of these before i even started so can you send us the list sure i'll

have to compile it in like a better way than i currently have but yeah i'll do that in the slack as soon as we're done no worries that way we can we just all be operating off the same yeah absolutely yeah i'll do that for the songs as well as the movies. So I figured, like, as I said, we'd all pick like three. So we'd end up with 15 and then we will remove from there and like have to take it very seriously. Like, this is our list. OK, find out what the definitive song and movie of the summer 98 is. Some great movies in the summer 98. There's some real shit, too.

Some fascinating, just like even culturally i've seen eric like how stella got her groove back is not a movie that would come out now that is a terrible weird film why is it a terrible film well it's it's like the whole premise of it is this 40 year old dating a 20 year old and that the 40 year old oh yeah yeah and the movie ends with them getting married and like it's just it's not good she did get her groove back though I don't know

if she did and if she did maybe she shouldn't have everybody deserves a groove Andrew I don't know the way that if that is how she got her groove back there's maybe a discussion that could be had I mean if you have a lustule groove definitely yeah absolutely I'd say anytime my ankles are below 40 i'd say i'm groveless

are you grooving right now i'm grooving right now yeah we got we got a pretty good groove going wow that's the most confident i've heard you about your ankles in about a year oh yeah my ankles have been fine. My lungs are terrible. That's since the COVID thing. Yeah, that's my new... Ankles were last year, okay? Summer 98 is all about bad lungs. Wherever you're going,

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really dumb mistake and it's nice that i caught it so little caesars has uh they introduced these like pizza pizza pop things like they were circular and i ordered them like a month ago they were a new item what wait well like a little pizza sphere yeah like a little sphere like a little circular like almost um pizza bite i'd say i'll post a photo of what they look like in a minute and you could see um what i realized so i ordered it funny enough literally a month ago was when i ordered this and at the time they didn't have photos of the product it was just these were their their puffs they're called i was feeling more the cheese and herb one, but I ordered the pepperoni crazy puffs

because it comes with four as opposed to three, which I thought was weird at the time. Oh, but it's three cheese. It's three cheese. It took me, I went to reorder them last week and I realized my mistake. I thought that pepperoni crazy puffs i went oh there's four of those and they're 5.99 or i could get three cheese ones but they're it's

the same price and it doesn't so i ordered pepperoni at the time when i wanted the cheese more and then when i opened the app to reorder them last week, I realized I'm a fucking idiot. It's three cheese, but there's still four. Because it even says four handheld pieces below three cheese. I was just so drawn into the three. I don't think that's so dumb, though, because I feel like three cheese isn't as popular as four cheese

when it comes to pizza. Really? I've never heard four cheese isn't as popular as four cheese when it comes to pizza really i've never heard four cheese you never heard four cheese no it's always three cheese oh is it yeah maybe i don't know what i'm on about no no it's four four cheese yeah it's kind of thing i will i i will say i can't see the number three without also seeing the number four right below it like they're next to each other but i will i want to give andrew credit because it does say the number three when it should be spelled out true true true why should it be spelled out thr like it should be spelled out it shouldn't say that but it shouldn't say three cheese it and then the number four right below it it should it should be spelled out three cheese the then the number four right below it.

It should be spelled out three cheese. The Red Baron doesn't spell it out. They do it incorrectly. According to AP Style Guide, any number under 10 needs to be written out. Thank you. So wait, you should just never see numbers below 10? Not in journalism or in Red Baron pizzas. Which I qualify as journalism

I haven't just wrote 24 7 well I mean the 7s gotta be read out you think 24 7 is it's written a lot in like the newspaper in the newspaper what which would be journalism which is what we're talking about In the newspaper? In the newspaper? What? Which would be journalism, which is what we're talking about.

Oh. I don't... That made me... Yeah. What you just did to me made me dizzy. What's journalism about a DoorDash order? I'm just saying, I just think it should be, like, look, it should be,

look at how much simpler. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's nice. That does look a lot better. That's a good looking pizza right there. I'm just the number four. Hey, I had, if you guys don't mind indulging for a second,

I had another idea for another business or product line that I was going to run by you guys. Okay. The other day, I was, uh well a couple weeks ago i went on a vacation and i was so i was out of town and i was i was at like one of those one of those destinations where everybody buys a shirt that says where it is on it you know

and as i was i was just seeing all the people buying all the shirts for the place we were at and then i saw um i saw noticed... I started paying attention to what shirts other people were also wearing. And they'd be like, Oh, I summited Mount Kilimanjaro. And then there was a shirt that was like, I saw the Great Wall of China. And then I saw a shirt for someplace in Italy. And I got to thinking, it's way easier to just buy a shirt from a place than to actually go to the place so what if we just started a business where we sold like souvenir shirts so that you don't have to go to the place like what if i just sold i saw the great wall i personally went to the great wall

of china and touched it t-shirt how's to know? So would we be importing from the actual gift shops? No, we would make our own. No. From scratch. We're going to trademark a location. Like, is somebody going to tell me I can't make a shirt for Butte, Montana? No. Of course I can't.

Yeah. This sounds like something Spencer's Gifts would do. I guess. We could do that. What if we also had a green screen and we could put you where the shirt is? Now we're talking. This is good. Now I'm in.

You go to multiple places. It'd be great for people lying about going somewhere. I don't ever honestly want to go all the way to the Great Wall of China. It seems like a lot of effort. But if I had a shirt that said I went on it, I would look pretty fucking cool

and I would totally pretend like I was there. I'd be like, oh my god, you went to the Great Wall of China? I'd be like, that's what the shirt says. Dude, between this and fucking and the hiding spot, we can help people lie so much. Yeah. How close

would the Great Wall of China have to be before you went to see it jeff uh i'd have to already be in china for something else no but like if you could let's say it wasn't in china let's say it could be anywhere like i would all right let's let's have an hour by great wall of like third street an hour by car is the furthest i would go to see the great wall all right let's maybe the great wall of China is a bad example because I probably would put a little bit of effort into going. Really? I think so. I mean, it's a fucking, it's visible from space. That's pretty cool.

How about this? Here's a place that I have no interest in ever going. Mount Everest. I don't ever want to go to base camp. I certainly don't want to climb it. I don't want to look at all the dead dudes. I don't want to wear a winter coat that long. I don't want to have oxygen strapped that long. I don't want to have oxygen strapped to me. I got no desire to

do that. But if I had a shirt that said, I climbed Mount Everest, I'd wear it all fucking day long and nobody would ever know the difference. Yeah. And I wouldn't even have to go there to get the shirt. I could just go to the store for places that you

want people to think you went to, but you didn't really go to dot com you know there's gonna be like a stolen valor level of outrage from people who have summited everest it's like hey buy no people who've died up there people will be livid they'd hate you i guess i could see jeff climbing everest though like that's what i was trying to think in my head if i saw jeff in that shirt and i didn't know who Jeff was right I I don't think I would question that I think I just assume how often and he and that's the real kicker right there Andrew and I'm thank you for pointing that out because this is what it really boils down to how often do you see a person see a dude let's say me wearing a shirt and you the shirt, and it says a little bit of information,

like a band that he likes, or a tour that he went to, or a summit that he climbed. How often do you go and talk to that person and go, oh, you went to Rushmore, or you went to wherever the fuck it was, Everest? You're not going to do that. You're just going to go, oh, that dude went to Everest. That's cool. Yeah, something would have to

something would have to happen that it would force a conversation to occur right like maybe we're in like an elevator and it broke or something or just like some there'd have to be some scenario then you can go oh yeah i guess i did or you can go uh no i got it at the goodwill or whatever if you wanna if you wanna if you're embarrassed but nine times out of ten most people are just gonna see it and assume you climbed on everest and they're going to be like wow that dude's awesome yeah it's an impressive feat is what i would think yeah i wonder how often you did it honestly you could have done it multiple times you're not going to buy a shirt every time you climb it you can even get fantastical about it too right you could get like a shirt that says

like i i discovered and went to and saw el Dorado. Nobody's going to know. Yeah, I wonder how the Atlantis shirts would do. There is something hilarious to me about what if this is your whole wardrobe? Could you imagine somebody going into your wardrobe for the first time? I was at Everest. I went to the Titanic. I went to El Dorado. Just every shirt is a accomplishment, an achievement. It's a, I'll tell you what, it's an even cooler wardrobe than a bunch of logos that look like

ACDC, but aren't actually ACDC. That's a great point. I'd much rather have a, I went to Everest shirt. Like think of all the, I've never been to Mount Fuji, but nobody has to know that. Honestly, I don't, we could even combine the two. You could use the ACDC font for I went to Everest. Why stop? Why restrict

the two things? Let's blend them. Where is a place that we all want to pretend we've been to that we haven't been to? Can we decide on one location? Huh. Like we all agree that this would be a good place like we would all wear this shirt that says that we went there and we don't actually want to go there

oh uh huh is there any place that i actually want to go well you once you once said andrew you wouldn't travel more than 10 blocks even if those blue roofs from greece were 10 blocks away yeah well no that's that needs to be my neighbor's house for me to actually pursue that. I've seen roofs. I can paint my roof blue. Well, you can't see your own roof. I'm not impressed by that.

I mean, when I step outside, I can. I can look up. I can go up the street and go, oh, it's a blue roof. All right, how about this? Have you guys ever been to the badlands uh is that borderlands dlc no the badlands i've never been there where's the badlands it's uh it's in south dakota is that a jim carrey movie the badlands lands or south dakota yeah with

jason momoa what was that movie? Badland? Jim Carrey and Jason Momoa. They're in a desert? Well, this is... I'm probably way off. The Badlands is pretty desert-y. Oh, so it's just a bunch of mountains? Yeah, it's just Badlands. Like, you can't live out there.

There's nothing there. Andrew, you're thinking of Bad Batch. Thank you. Okay. Like... What was Bad was in there? Like, I'm never gonna go to the Badlands, but what if we made a shirt that says I visited the Badlands

and all I got was this awesome fucking shirt? See, I think it has to be serious, the tone of the shirt, for it to work. If it comes across as a joke, then it kind of falls apart. Well, that's why I didn't say lousy shirt. That's why I said awesome fucking shirt, because I was taking it seriously. That's a good point.

That's on me. I was trying to be was taking this seriously. That's a good point. Yeah. That's on me. I was trying to be serious about it. Specifically for that reason, Andrew. Anyway, just something to think about. Think about places around the world. I'm probably never going to go to Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan. And that is the one country, no matter how much I study the name of it,

I can never freaking spell Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan. So what is the best place to visit in Kyrgyzstan? Yeah, why? What even made you choose that? Why are you studying Kyrgyzstan? I just wanted to be able to name all the countries. And I can't because I'm rubbish.

And I can't even spell that one. So there's like some Ys and Gs and there's a Z, I think. Here we go. One of the most popular tourist destination points in Kyrgyzstan is the Lake Issyk-Kul. Numerous hotels, resorts, and boarding houses are located along its northern shore. The most popular beach zones are in the city of Cholpanada and settlements nearby. So we just need to make beachwear for Issyk-Kul and Cholpanada and then we're set. There you go.

More than a million people a year visit there except well they used to used to different time things were doesn't exist anymore my number one where I want to go is Cyber City there's an arcade that was where I lived and they shut it and we don't have any arcades anymore Cyber

City and my number one I'd love a I've been to Cyber City shirt well now many golf why why does it have to be why does it have to be CyberCity, my number one. I'd love a I've been to CyberCity shirt. Well, now. Mini golf. Why does it have to be in the here and now? Why can't we expand this to back in time? That's true. Like I saw the fall of Rome.

Oh, CyberCity. That looks pretty cool. It was great. It looks like you could ride your bike up that side. We could even do this in the face universe. We could set up a little shack at the puddle of piss that Andrew watched and sell shirts for that. Nobody needs that. Nobody wants.

I didn't even want to be there for that. I don't know why I'd have a shirt that said I witnessed the Vancouver Island McDonald's piss lady. Yeah, I feel like I'd love to go to that spot. I wouldn't want to stand exactly on it. I would just want to be, you know, in that moment of historical value. Oh, man. If we ever go there, Andrew,

can you show me where it was? Yeah, absolutely. You can call me and I'll tell you to like step back like four feet. Why do I have to call you? Why would you come and just show me? Because we're trying to, I don't know. It would be easier for me to look out my window and be able to tell you where it was as opposed to being

well just because like i don't know necessarily if i was on the ground i don't know if i could accurately guess where it was why don't you film through a telescope i need the same perspective and you'll just hear me down the phone and you can be like left a bit back i could just yell it's close enough i could yell just open the door and i'll just yell at you i guess we don't even really need phones but yeah oh so you were close enough where she could have seen you watching uh yeah absolutely i thought they were making eye contact when it happened okay i thought they're a little bit further out no they were they're a little it's like a parking lot type thing away there's a distance there is a distance but yeah you could i'd assume you could see i i've never been to that location and look back but yeah i'd love to i'd love to go there i'd love to check

that off my list of places i'm gonna have uh my doorbell in your hand when you do it taunt me from a distance what's that what's the uh thumbstick update i've been trying to look into fucking the camera thing i'm just gonna start i'm just gonna start without without the camera without the camera yeah what's that to look at there to look into? I was looking into if I could use my Kinect. The Kinect doesn't work at all for the console. And I was looking into camera options.

Yeah, you can use a Logitech. I could, yeah. I'm just going to start up as intended. I don't like you moving the goalposts. Well, not really a moving goalpost. It was never discussed, and then it arrived, and then it all of a sudden

became a thing, even though we talked about it a lot. And if we wanna talk about lack of proof, when you and I did the Halo 2 time challenge, I was the only one streaming that. I didn't see you play at all. You just went off. You just did it, and then claimed you out of time. Yeah, that's true.

I mean, it's just pretty good point there. Uh-huh. It was quite a visual challenge. Yeah. Kind of comically large controller. Watch somebody try to use it successfully. Printed them and mailed them across the country and all that.

I mean, internationally, just so we're clear. It's true. It did leave America. Yeah. Yeah. How's everybody? What's everybody else doing? You went to to sloppy joe's and it's crazy

what are you doing you didn't even i mean we're we're 45 minutes in and we just got to it jeff went oh i don't have any yeah we didn't lead we didn't lead with you're at sloppy joe's i had jack come up to me and be like hey you know about know about this? And Eric was like, hey, did you see this? I was like, what? Okay, well, two things. I had it tweeted to me. Two things. First off, one, I don't know how he's made it into his fucking 40s and still hasn't learned

to keep his fucking mouth shut. But Jack needs to stop fucking sharing information that's not his to share around. If I'd wanted you guys to know I was a Sloppy Joe's have told you i was a sloppy joes ahead of time and second just because it's some use people told you i was a sloppy does doesn't mean i was definitely actually there oh so you're saying you may not have been at sloppy joes i mean it's possible that i wasn't there i mean that eric just posted a screenshot of what appears to be you and him. That appears to be two blonde ladies looking down. I can't

believe. Right. The two people were not looking. Yeah. I can't believe you didn't do that while we were playing bingo. What do you mean? What? You can't believe I didn't go all the way to sloppy Joe's while I was playing bingo with you

at the time as in like you could have just been like around the corner playing bingo what are you what are you talking what world are you living in because we always talked about how what we always talked about how it'd be funny if we were all playing bingo and then suddenly one of us was like okay one sec and then we're just on the stream like we're playing from the airbnb that would be really funny but the logistics of how you do that because you mean the hard part is getting all the way there he was already there i would argue that being there is the easiest part of that he could have just been like all right we're playing bingo at this time bam we would never have known i think we would he'd sound like shit he wouldn't sound like himself there'd be

noises in the background be a fucking parade happening it'd be unexplored what are you saying you would where is he staying is there a hotel near sloppy joe's jeff that you could do this realistically you could do a podcast from that street yeah yeah no not from the street uh no absolutely in the street the street uh the street that sloppy joe's is on is a street called duval street it is 15 blocks long it runs from the uh atlantic ocean to the gulf of mexico so it goes from ocean to ocean it's it's the width of key west uh so you can literally walk from one end of the ocean to the other which is kind of cool uh but it's all bars and restaurants i don't know if there's any hotels on that street but my hotel was three blocks from sloppy joe's i was right there so i easily could have done what you're describing yeah

that's what i was saying do that though what i did do is go on vacation no but the timing the seamlessness of it i you can't you couldn't pull that. If it helps you, Jeff going and doing this helped everyone else with bingo as he was, I think, a crosswalk coward. Oh, yeah. You're sucking on chili dogs. Acknowledge the camera. What other things? Selfie.

I took a selfie. I dropped something. I shook Emily's hand. I could throw her. I didn't throw up. I didn't throw up. I couldn't throw up. I did a bunch of stuff. Actually, so the goal was,

first off, I went to Key West for Fourth of July weekend, just to get away. We wanted to go somewhere. It wasn't specifically, it wasn't even really going to be Key West necessarily. It could have been, we threw places in a hat

and we just ended up pulling out Key West and we were like, oh, that seems appropriate. Fuck it, let's go. I hadn't been in like 17 years or something. And so, and Emily had never been. First off, I gotta say, Key West is awesome in every way. It is so worth going to.

We drove, we flew to Miami and rented a car and drove down to Key West because I wanted to do that drive again. How far is that? The drive is amazing. It's like three hours, maybe four hours, somewhere around there. But it's like you're just driving down.

You're just driving from island to island to island. It's just hopping islands. It's fucking cool. And so we got there. I didn't really have any agenda in terms of what to do with do with sloppy Joe's or anything, but we, I,

so what we came up with was I wanted to try to sneak on camera as many times as possible and see. And the goal Emily and I had for ourselves, cause we were there for four days was to try to get on camera 30 times without anybody noticing. Oh my God. We got caught instantly. So there are people just bingoing away or watching the stream all the time i think within like five minutes of us appearing on camera it was on yeah

it was pretty crazy because i thought we were going to get a lot further along uh people haven't seen all of us obviously because we were doing like we we would go by we took the ghost uh the ghost yards and graveyards thing. We took that. So we were going up and down the street in that waving. We did. We did. You know, that little that little choo choo train that goes by.

We took that. So, wow. I'm on there. Every time that we appeared on video, Emily would screen grab it from YouTube. And so I think we have a little video cut together of like the nine. That's awesome. Did you rent a couple of go karts? Man, I couldn't find a go kart to rent.

I wanted to. What we did end up doing is renting. So we were going to rent a golf cart just to drive around for a day because it's fucking hot, dude. It's like it's hot in Texas. It's so much hotter there. Maybe not temperature wise, but because of the humidity it's just brutal and so they were out of golf carts so that we rented a scooter like a little vespa which i haven't ridden

since i flipped that one a couple years ago and uh and got all fucked myself all up you know did that yeah that whole thing and so i was a little nervous about it but emily was like yeah you'll be fine turns out i was fine uh it was a lot of fun it, but Emily was like, yeah, you'll be fine. Turns out I was fine. It was a lot of fun. Emily made it about three blocks before she was like, I'm too scared to ride with you. And so we had to turn the scooter back in. She was not having it.

She didn't like being a scooter passenger. Worse than the helicopter then, because she didn't turn that around. No, the helicopter, she stuck it out. She did not stick it out with the scooter. She made an hour with the helicopter, maybe 20 minutes with the scooter. What was it like to look at the camera? What did it look like?

We've seen what it looked like, I guess. I can send you pictures, actually. Did you go inside the bar? Yeah. I ate dinner there. Is it cool? Wow. It was good?

Yeah. I'll be honest. I have so many thoughts. I'm a little scatterbrained. Let me send these photos to you real fast, and then I'll... Okay. Oh!

That's the Interfeed. Yeah, that was us. Wow. I didn't even know there was an Interfeed like that. Somebody caught us eating inside. Do you think that's where Errol Flynn sat? It's his favorite table. I'm just going to say,

these are all the photos I took i'm fascinated by this yeah this is i didn't i really didn't know that there was a feed like that that really opens things up i feel like you have a good chance of finding a dumb hat almost any time in the evening with that feed okay so there's the top left photo is just where we were sitting at in that other photo you saw of us eating food right out the gate, food, awesome. Like, really good. I had really good Cajun fries. Everything was really good except for the Sloppy Joe.

The Sloppy Joe was pretty fucking terrible. It was like sweet and just not good. But I had a hot dog that was fantastic. Like, really good. And is that the one you sucked on outside on in front of the camera yeah is that the no oh that's another story so you know how sometimes you'll see a guy walk by with a shirt that says hey face and it looks like the north face logo uh-huh walked around the corner to go find out where the people are grabbing the chili dogs and there's a

hot dog vendor right there selling hot dogs in the hey face shirt it's his thing and he's like really yeah emily i i don't have it with me but emily i emily took a photo of me me and the face dude standing next to each other and he said i meant to go back and buy what he sells those shirts he's like yeah i sell aprons and shirts i'll sell you one you met the north face face guy i met the north that's incredible yeah that was the craziest thing is like everybody there I recognized and knew. It was weird. All the homeless people, all the employees,

everybody I recognized out of the gate. You can see I took a photo of the camera right there where it says the wall street. It is so hard to see. It's so unassuming. Oh, really?

Most people don't know what's there. Like you can see it in the selfie I took when I was there. That was just a selfie I was taking for the live cam that night. I don't think I'd even look up there. I don't know it's there. Like, you can see it in the selfie I took. That was just a selfie I was taking for the live cam that night. I don't think I'd even look up there.

I don't think you would either. Those lights blinded me. It's subtle. Most people have no idea it's there. They really don't. A couple of other observations. Sloppy Joe's is awesome. That block, it looks like Sloppy Joe's is like the center of the universe,

the way the camera's set up. And then everything kind of gravitates towards that, and it looks like it kind of bleeds off and dies out in the other directions not the case every block on duval street is as crowded and packed as sloppy joe's it's like it is that crowded everywhere that place across the street ricks that you can see in the other feed that place is way busier than sloppy joe's and bigger really actually sloppy joe's is busy don't get me wrong people and fucking beloved i bought you guys koozies by the way i got everybody a koozie oh i love it thank you so much yeah no worries man uh of course i'm gonna get you guys stuff uh oh and eric i got for our uh for our uh break show set i got a sloppy

joe's bar mat nice wow. Wow. That's awesome. They've merchandised the shit out of that place. But yeah, so like any direction, like you see people peel off to the left or to the right or wherever, they're not going home. They're going to a thousand other restaurants and bars. That place is very lively. Also, the other big

observation, the big illumination, I'll say, that Emily and I had, we played two full rounds of Sloppy Joe's Bingo at Sloppy Joe's. One under the camera, and then one across the street. I thought we were on camera, but we weren't. We were just off camera.

And the big observation is everybody you see on camera on that Sloppy Joe's live cam is at least twice as drunk as they look. Something about the angle makes people look more sober than they are. It's rough on the streets, dude. When you're looking at those people at eye level, every single person is stumbling and glassy-eyed and hammered.

From about 8 p.m. on, they're all just toasted out of their minds, dude. It's the first time in my life I realized that the camera doesn't do alcohol justice. They look so much more put together when you're looking at the top of their head than they do when you're staring at them in the eyes. Did that make you reevaluate SlopoppyClock when the time was? No, because I'll be honest, SloppyClock's kind of an arbitrary thing anyway. But

it made me appreciate it all more. And it made me understand that what I'm watching is actually drunker and funnier than I realized, if that helps. Like, if anything, this trip really just bolstered my love of SloppyJazz. I wonder if that keeps going as you get lower. Like, if you're sat trip really just bolstered my love of sloppy jazz. That's great.

I wonder if that keeps going as you get lower. Like, if you're sat on the street, does everyone look drunk? I sat on the street. I did that. One of those. So somebody could get that. It was also, by the way, so, so, so much fun to play on the street. Except that people are fucking drunk and they see you looking at

them and everybody it's like six street you know where you like every time you make eye contact with a drunk dude you're like oh you know we'll see how this goes so there is a bit of that but it's a pretty it's a pretty happy place and I assume you can't scream trip over at people if you're playing there

yeah and you can't do that you can't yell dumb hat point. Stupid mullet. Offensive t-shirt. Also, I will say because Emily would be mad at me if I didn't bring this up. Although, it's not my story to tell. I don't know how to do it. But according to Emily,

she has never seen me nervous and starstruck before in any situation. But she said when we got to sloppy joe's i turned into a puddle so that was just like i didn't want to go and she's right i didn't think about it at the time but i didn't want to go into the store i don't want to make eye contact with the employees i was like nervous like there's like a whole like to the right of sloppy joe's actually like the the entrance that you see people walk into the like closest to camera is a little store where you can go buy like t-shirts and shit and i just i felt so i felt like

i felt awkward i felt weird i felt like everybody knew i was the guy who made the game that was kind of making fun of them but not really i was just so nervous i had we had to leave and i had to calm down and come back later that's great and it was also it's just like i just love it so much yeah it's your thing i assume that's how i'm gonna was also just like, I just love it so much. Yeah, it's your thing. I assume that's how I'm going to be when I see Andrew again. I think so, probably. Starstruck? Yeah, like when I'm there at your door trying to screw the Monopoly money to it, I'm just going to be

freaking out. I'm going to have to psych myself up. We'll break through that while I'm telling you where the puddle of piss is. I think that'll be like the icebreaker. That'll bring us back. The pissbreaker that's great i'm so glad that was one of my main questions is did this heighten your experience yeah watching it and sounds like it absolutely did and i gotta be i gotta say um you know we

were doing vacations at that little island to ease limu harris for a while in mexico we haven't been there in a minute i want to move everything over to key west like i just want to go back to key west immediately and i want you guys to go yeah i want us to do a f*** face thing there. I want us to do weekend getaway vacations there. It's just f***ing awesome. Oh, I didn't even tell you guys. That's not all I did. Guess what I did? Oh my god. Holy s***. Holy s***.

What did you do? Jet ski. I went jet skiing in the ocean. You went jet skiing? I said it as a joke. Are you serious? In the ocean. Oh my god. Guys, it's different. It's so fucking different. It's so much better. What we were doing was not jet skiing.

Jet skiing in the ocean, it's a whole other world, man. Well, surely you can't go 50 miles an hour in the ocean. You can. You can. You can go. I got up to 46 was the fastest mine went. On waves? You can definitely go. Yeah

I've you hit. Oh, yeah Come off a wave. Do you want to you hold on a different wave? What do you do? Sometimes you go through a wave? Through it like you pierce it it's fucking wild. It's fucking Wild so you're an ocean jet skier now yeah dude and the tour we did we got on jet skis and we did the entire fucking island like we circled key west in jet skis which means i went through two oceans on jet skis damn wow it was fucking awesome so you like now circle duval street yeah i did i i did i totally did. I totally did. That's awesome. Yeah, and I got to see all kinds of crazy, like, they

call people who live on the water there, they call it living off the hook. And it's kind of a derogatory term. It's kind of an insult. And I didn't quite understand it until I was out there on the jet ski. There's, like, parts of Key West that look like Waterworld. Where it's just, like,

old boats that don't sail anymore, that are just stuck. And there's people that have built like corrugated metal, like huts on top of them and just live there, living off the hook. And there's like, that's great. You jet ski around them and you really are like,

it's like post-apocalyptic. It's fucking wild. Oh, that's awesome. Did you see Dennis Hopper? God, I wish I looked for him uh anyway do you think your lake experience now is that going to be weakened can you go back to

your standard jet ski like will this change that for you you think now that you've experienced the ocean lifestyle uh the lake experience had already been lessened a bit just because we'd done it so much and there's only i imagine the swan too yeah the swan too well we've done it so much and lake austin's quite small so it's like you basically every time we rent a jet ski we go okay let's go from here to the end and then to the other end and back and you just do a full loop and then you're done and so that gets old after like i don't know 20 times did you did you um almost hit any other kinds of dead bloated wildlife when you're in the ocean no no i didn't but uh some people did see a giant sea turtle uh when we were coming in i just that's cool i want to go i want to go to key west

and i want to jet ski on the ocean. Dude, it's fucking awesome. It's not any more expensive than jet skiing in the regular land or in lakes. And it's way more thrilling. And yeah. And anyway, so Key West is just, it's better than I remembered it.

It's nicer than I remembered it. It's Sloppy Joe's is better than I could have imagined it. It's incredibly, and I mean this with all sincerity, it's all very charming. I remember it being kind of trashy and like trashy, a little trashy.

Key West being just kind of trashy. Kind of trashy. I mean, that's definitely the vibe I got looking at the feed. And it's there. It is still a little trashy, but it's so much more charming than that. Oh, that's great. It's just wonderful. Yeah, really great.

I'd love to hear that. Really great. And so I hope that our Sloppy Joe's future is bright and long. That was a fast hour. This was a fun episode. Yeah, that was good. I missed you guys. Yeah, I missed you guys.

I didn't really get to any of my stuff. That was lovely. Oh, shit. Next time. Next time. Next week. Episode 165. Tune in. The Gavin

episode. Ooh. I mean, I hope to have some stuff to present from the lab, but that's probably my main thing next time. Really? Oh. That's exciting. Yes, indeed. Very excited. Hopefully, audience, you'll tune in next week for episode 165. The Gavin

episode. He's been in the lab. He's going to blow your mind. And if you saw us at RTX, thank you for coming out. Thank you for spending your time and your money supporting F*** Face. And if I ran into you in Key West and took photos with you, hey, it was nice to see you. Thanks for doing that. And maybe I'll see you next vacation. And if you listen to this and you hear me talking right now, thanks for listening to this and whatever else.

Bye. Bye. Which thumbsticks will Andrew be on? We won't see it. Come on. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Andrew broke it again.

Gavin has some interesting storage options. Those shoes have no toes. It's a pool noodle monstrosity. Vegas was ungodly hot. It's a digital craps table. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. We'll see you next time.