Regulation Podcast - Our Favorites of 2022
Episode Date: December 24, 2022Join the F**kface crew along with Producer Eric & Engineer Nick as they get together on an office day and talk about their favorite things of 2022. A nice little year end wrap up to the year and the t...hings everyone appreciated. What were you thankful for this year? Let us know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is a Rooster Teeth production.
Hello and welcome to another piece of supplemental face content.
This is the best of 2022 as deemed by the members of the F*** Face podcast.
My name is Jeff Ramsey.
With me, as always, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton.
We are out there in Canada.
And then Eric and Nick are here as well.
This is 100% Andrew's idea.
However, he tried to disown it three minutes ago.
The whole time you weren't in here, Gavin, it was Andrew distancing himself from the
thing we were about to do.
Ah, that he presented to the audience or to the, to the group.
First of all, I suggested it as an idea.
I was like, Hey, we could do this.
We don't have to do this.
Jeff was very against it.
We talked about it in the episode we just recorded.
And then today when we started, I was like, you know, know we don't have to it doesn't really matter to me it's
not a big deal and Jeff's like no I did prep we're
doing this so in the episode I said
it I determined it was a good idea yeah and the episode
you said originally you didn't want to do it and then
you thought it was a good idea yeah I mean it's been
talked about in and promo'd in an
episode clearly we're going to do
it why the fuck
wouldn't I mean Eric still has an icy hot at his balls
that was promo promo five weeks ago
dude listen
listen I'm
I am of the opinion
Jeff almost did it
by himself
I am of the opinion
that we try not to
piss Eric off
anymore today
I'm just
I just had questions
no one answered
my questions
and now we're rolling
for nine minutes
and uh
what was your question
doesn't matter
talk about it
you wanna cut Jeff
reading his recipe
book to himself
recipe no i i was making a point of i wouldn't know how to make carrot soup gavin was saying
who needs that it's so obvious i don't think i i do know how to make carrot soup i would need a
recipe 2022 was in many ways the shittiest of the pandemic trilogy for me.
Yeah.
Started in 2020.
We thought, well, 2021 can't be as bad as 2020.
And then it was worse.
And then I thought, foolishly, 2022 cannot be worse than 2021.
Boy, was it in a myriad of ways.
A couple of car accidents, COVID,
a million vacations got canceled.
Dogs died.
Just...
Your mouth got sewn apart.
I had...
You know, my mouth...
Still don't have a fridge.
I had my gum thing.
I still don't have a fridge.
You still don't have a fridge.
I get one in February.
I'm two months away.
Or three months away now.
I forgot.
I had a surprise root canal.
Remember the COVID, like,
activated a previous root canal and they had to reroute.
I had that whole thing.
I had jock itch for 80% of the year.
Just like one thing after another was just worse than the last.
However, some things were extremely positive and I didn't realize it. And that's why I like that.
Andrew presented this as a potential content,
because it forced me to sit down
and try to think of positive things
that happened in 2022.
Turns out there were a lot.
That's great.
A lot of good stuff that happened in 2022.
We all compiled a list.
I'll go first,
because I know Gavin didn't compile a list,
and we'll give him a little bit of time.
I just couldn't think of anything.
First off, right off the bat,
right off the bat,
and I got to lead with this,
I got engaged.
Emily said yes. Emily, right off the bat, and I gotta lead with this, I got engaged. Emily said yes.
Emily,
the most wonderful woman,
the most wonderful woman in the world said yes to me.
So that was awesome. Highlight of the year right there.
Then my daughter, Millicent,
young
Millie, not so young anymore, 17.
She had a surgery.
She had a surgery, likehuh she had a surgery like basically
had her face rebuilt in in June that has been uh in the works for half of her life and it's been
like this huge monumental moment that we've been working towards with fear and trepidation and
excitement and uh a lot of stress and we we did it. And the recovery was a nightmare
and it was brutal.
But she did recover
and she's in a much better place physically.
And that was a huge success.
So that was a big weight off my shoulders.
You were telling me about that
even back when I lived with you.
Yeah, since she's been like seven or eight.
We've known about it her whole life.
And so it was like this huge gravitational pull
that was pulling all of our stress
and energy into this event. And then it finally happened and we got through it and it was
awesome. And she, uh, well, it wasn't awesome, but the surgery went really well and she recovered
really well and she was a trooper and she's great. And so that's a huge success. How has that felt
being over that? Is it like a sigh of relief thing or is it like a constant, like, I feel 10 pounds
lighter? I feel a hundred pounds lighter. Okay. Like it is the, the, the, the brute, the brutality of it is that I, I went through the surgery.
And so I remembered it all. And so I knew what she had ahead of her. Now I knew that she had
a less severe version than I did and technology has grown leaps and bounds. So hopefully it was
an easier surgery, but still it's just brutal. And it's hard to have your face all cut up.
It's hard not to be able to open your mouth for cut up. It's hard not to be able to open your mouth for six weeks.
It's hard not to be able to eat anything solid for six weeks.
And then, so I was just heartbroken
knowing she was going to go through it.
But also excited to know that like,
once she's through it, she's through it.
And then she's set for the rest of her life.
And so I'm fucking jazzed about that.
That's the thing that made you really violently push out
like a tiny little pea of shit, right?
When you couldn't eat for that for so long?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
My first dump after my surgery,
and Millie had trouble dumping too
after her surgery, I think,
but I don't think it was as severe.
Yeah, it took me three weeks
to take a shit after my surgery.
And then I finally did,
and I cried.
It hurt so bad.
And when I looked down at the toilet,
it was like the size of a peanut M&M.
Oh my God.
And it was covered
in milk of magnesia
because I had been drinking
milk of magnesia all day.
It was just like a white,
goopy white peanut M&M
that ripped my asshole
from my throat
to my sphincter.
It just ripped me up.
It was brutal.
Don't ever take
three weeks off.
I'm sorry.
The body closes back up.
You need to,
you need to,
you need to constantly, it's like Wolverine's claws you need to constantly shit you need to
constantly use that hole or it'll close back up just like just like wolverine's claws yeah uh okay
so emily said yes millie had her surgery and it was a huge success uh other things that were good
about 2022 hitting baseballs yeah i hit i rediscovered a love of hitting baseballs.
That was a huge bonus
for me in 2022.
Something that I hadn't done
since I was probably 17 or 18
and I had forgotten about
and it brought me tons of joy,
a lot of pain.
I think that's the most
people have been surprised
and impressed with you
in real life.
Yeah.
It was really impressive to see.
Not this entire building
that we're all working in
in this industry.
No, because that happened really slowly over time.
Okay.
But that was like, no one was expecting that on that day.
It was like more of a gust thing too, so.
I was driving around over the weekend,
and it was more of a gust thing.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, listen.
I'm not going to talk shit about,
here's why, I'm going gonna talk shit about here's why
I'm gonna
I'm gonna refrain
from engaging
in that
because I gotta get
through this list
and you'll see why
regardless
as an aside
I went by
Roy G. Guerrero Park
over the weekend
great baseball fields
I don't know
if that's an option
for us
I can check it out
they're like
I think center field
is like 340
oh nice
so it's pretty big
no way I can hit it out of that but like, I think center field's like 340. Oh, nice. So it's pretty big. No way I can hit it
out of that.
Yeah.
But I'd love to try.
Next, tap.
I know tap has existed
for a long time,
and certainly over in
Europe and the UK,
but I feel like in
America, tap, you
tap your credit card
to pay.
Oh, I feel like in
2022, tap.
I was trying to
figure out what
he was paying.
Tap, finally. Really? finally fucking works in America.
That's crazy.
Until you said tap to pay, I still thought you were talking about tap dancing.
No, tap to pay.
I was trying to figure out what tap was.
I thought it was a beverage.
I know it's existed before 2022, but I feel like now there's been enough turnover that like HEBs and everywhere lets you tap to pay now.
I thought he was confused about Tab the Soda.
Yeah.
No, Tab the Soda sucks.
That's why I was really confused when you said it was one of the best things of 2022.
Yeah, 2022.
Yeah.
That's what I was thinking too.
Deploy.
What?
Marcus Smart.
One defensive player of the year.
Oh.
First time a guard has won defensive player of the year in the NBA in over 20 years since
Gary Payton, the glove, did it.
One of the greatest, maybe the
greatest defensive guards of all time.
That was a huge, huge win for me.
And by the way, as of this recording, this isn't
on the list, but as of this recording, the Boston Celtics are the
best team in basketball. That's pretty awesome too.
So love that. Next thing.
Music.
Really liked music in 2022.
Really? Really enjoyed it. Next.
Shabu Shabu.
Nice.
Wait.
What's that, Andrew?
I was just going to say,
do you have any music,
like specific music things?
Oh, I love,
tons of great music
that I listened to in 2022.
Really enjoyed it.
Shabu Shabu.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Love Shabu Shabu.
Can't get enough of it.
Been there with you.
Been there with you.
Everybody but Nick, honestly.
Sorry, Nick.
Can't get enough
Shabu Shabu
I hope 2023 has a lot
of Shabu Shabu
in it as well
Tiny Town
really hit my stride
with Tiny Town
you guys haven't seen
the Christmas Village yet
we've seen
no
no you've seen Halloween
you haven't seen
the Christmas Village
I've seen Halloween
haven't seen Christmas
Christmas Village is all
Emily but it is gorgeous
and we'll be filming
a special
yeah
and a podcast
I want to try to get that
hopefully next week, but we can talk about it later.
I'm all about that.
Jockitch Medicine.
Didn't know it existed.
Assumed it existed. Didn't think
I'd ever need it. Saved my life
eventually, slowly, over about six
months. I think I'm like 98%
of the way through with that.
I don't... But it was a huge help.
PS5.
Got a PS5 in 2022?
Pretty cool.
Appreciate that.
You got a war yet?
No, I haven't taken it out of the box yet.
He's thankful.
I'm really jazzed about it.
He's excited about it.
Yep.
And here's the next one you'll see.
Why I had to cut off the other thing.
Gus.
Yep.
Gus was great in 2022.
I agree. Really, really enjoyed. Gus. Yeah. Gus was great in 2022. I agree.
Really, really enjoyed.
It was a good Gus year.
Really enjoyed interacting with him,
making content with him.
We hadn't made content together in many years.
And yeah, it was good.
Gus was good in 2020.
He sucked in some previous years.
But 2022, he was fucking on point.
It was a good Gus year.
Is this the year of Anima?
Is that when it started this year?
Or was it last year?
I don't know. It was this year.
Really? Who can tell?
Me and Nick can.
Oh, okay. There you go. Listen to them.
They probably know.
And the last thing on my list? Oh,
I figured a lot of people would put like TV and movies and stuff. I will say
I discovered Real Housewives
of Potomac in 2022, and
that might have benefited me
more than anything else. No offense to Emily
or Millie, but Real Housewives of Potomac
is the greatest version of the Real Housewives
franchises that I've ever seen.
I am instantly hooked and I can't believe
I slept so long. The Wendy
Mia drama, oh my god.
And let me tell you,
you have the world's biggest fucking Karen stand
right here.
She is fucking awesome.
I will also say 2022,
bit of a stumble for Salt Lake City,
I think.
Bit of a stumble.
Bit of a stumble for Salt Lake City,
I think.
I haven't enjoyed it as much this season as I wanted to.
Also,
largely not a great year for,
and I think anybody who watched Housewives of Beverly Hills understands it wasn't a great year for the Beverly I think anybody who, who watched a housewives of Beverly Hills understands it wasn't a great
year for the,
for the Beverly Hills women.
Uh,
however,
I will say they're even taking an extended break from the show before
they record again.
I will say this year was the redemption of Sutton started off really rough.
Sutton has a way of putting her foot in her mouth.
Um,
she caught some heat for not showing,
uh,
appropriate,
uh,
uh, deference to uh and and and
she wasn't conciliatory at all to when dorit got her house broken into and the guys almost killed
her and her kids and uh she tried to equate that with uh what yeah so like dorit say dorit uh she
was home one night her husband was out of town uh armed robbers came in put a gun to her head
what emptied out the
whole house told her they were going to kill her and the kids and then they left her and she lived
uh and then when it was relayed to to sutton she said it's been one of those days i had a uh i had
a designer coming in for a fashion show and his flight got canceled and so people were like that's
not the same thing you know however neck and neck however since that moment Sutton has been
phenomenal
on point
and the relationship
between her and Garcelle
I live for it
they are the new core
of the Housewives of Beverly Hills
so
really looking forward
to good things
sounds like the thing
he's most thankful for
this is way more than music
yeah
remember when he started
remember when he started
getting engaged
and just moved on
yeah
such a good such a good year for music.
Also, I listen to it every day.
I listen to more music than anything else this year.
More than any podcast, more than video games.
Well, I don't even really play video games.
More than anything.
Last thing I have here, the mall.
We've talked about it at AM briefly.
The mall is back.
I am telling you, if you are not hanging out at the mall,
you are sleeping.
You are missing out.
The mall has returned indoor malls.
We all thought they were dead.
Barton Creek Mall is fucking awesome.
It is a hive of activity.
They got stores you've never heard of in that mall,
and they're all popping off.
Most of them are not franchised.
They're just like weird one.
I went to the mall the other day.
Oh my God. I was so blown away. I went to the mall the other day. Oh my God.
I was so blown away.
I had to take Millie and Emily.
Took at Millie and Emily.
We're there.
Millie is super trepidatious.
She's like,
and I go,
well,
I'm sure all your friends
hanging out at the mall,
right?
Millie's like,
no,
none of my friends
hanging out at the mall.
We go to the food court.
We were in the food court
for three seconds
before we hear,
turn around.
36 of her friends
are hanging out at the mall.
She just wasn't invited
to the mall. She was just, I was just like, the mall she just wasn't invited to the mall
she was just i was just like i thought your friends don't go to the mall and she's like i
guess i thought they didn't either oh found out they do and apparently they're not inviting her
so we'll have to fucking get rid of that busted so the fucking they got tiny town at the dillards
at the mall which is you know i've been driving to fredericksburg to get that shit or like what
we really do because it's so goddamn expensive. You got to go to estate sales.
You guys don't know this
but every weekend
I go to estate sales with Emily
to look for Tiny Town mostly
to buy it from dead people
because it's cheaper that way.
One thing about the mall,
went to the,
you know,
do you guys know about
the Cheesecake Factory?
How I've been trying to go
to the Cheesecake Factory
for about six months
and anytime I try to go,
there's like a,
let's just go today.
There's like a two,
you can't.
There's a two and a half hour wait. Anytime you try to go to the Cheesecake Factory two, you can't. There's a two and a half hour wait.
Anytime you try to go
to the Cheesecake Factory,
there's a huge wait.
You get it for delivery?
Huge wait.
We went for Face Jam
in the middle of the day
on Tuesday.
There was like a 10 minute wait.
Well, I mean,
usually it worked,
but I mean,
we could do it in the daytime.
However,
we tried to go to dinner
at Cheesecake Factory,
they're like,
sorry,
that'll be a seven hour wait.
You're trying to go to dinner
at the Cheesecake Factory?
What are you, Uchiko?
And they're like,
yeah, no,
you could get into Uchiko,
you can't get into
the Cheesecake Factory. Found out Barbecue Mall has a Cheesecake Factory? Yes.'re like, yeah, no, you can get into Uchiko. You can't get into the Cheesecake Factory.
Found out Barbecue Week Mall has a Cheesecake Factory?
Yes.
Finally went in?
Let me tell you something.
Yeah.
It fucking sucks.
Yes.
I don't like Cheesecake Factory at all.
Why me and Nick just kept looking at each other like, why the fuck are you doing this?
Emily and superfan Vanessa have been talking it up for years, and it's a dump.
Well, it surely can't be good when there's 78 different items on the menu.
Well, that's the thing.
Avocado egg rolls or pancakes.
The book, the menu is the size of the mechanics guide
for a 1972 Ford F-150.
It's almost the size of your Ramsey Golf Club recipe book.
Yeah, it's massive.
It's like an entire cookbook.
One thing I ordered, I thought, I don't know what's massive. It's like an entire cookbook. One thing I ordered,
I thought, I don't
know what to get.
There's so many
things called factory
here.
Factory chicken.
Factory hot chicken.
I don't want anything
named factory, right?
Yeah.
And I realized I'm
in a place called
the Cheesecake Factory,
but I didn't think
they'd be so on the
nose with the
structure.
So I thought, well,
I'll just get a club
sandwich because it's
not a factory club sandwich or a club sandwich because it's not a
factory club sandwich
or a club factory sandwich.
They were out of turkey.
Now,
Emily says,
why the fuck would you order turkey
the day after Thanksgiving?
But,
which I think is a fair point.
Well, she's right.
Yes.
I think it's a fair point.
But,
if you've got 19 turkey meals
on your menu,
I think you'd have turkey.
You think?
I think it's bullshit.
Anyway, that's my, think it's bullshit. Anyway,
that's my,
so that's 2022.
That displays the depth
of the menu though.
Like a restaurant,
they still have 80%
of the menu available
and they're missing 19 dishes.
Like it's absurd.
I've never been there
from what I've heard.
The loss of turkey
takes out like
a fifth of the entire menu.
And suddenly all I wanted
was turkey.
I have a question
about your list, Jeff.
Okay.
Now you mentioned tiny homes and you go to estate sales.
Is this a good year for dead people?
What's that?
Is this a good year for dead people, like for acquiring tiny towns?
And we had a good haul this year.
Let me just say that the last like two or three years have been,
there've been a lot of estate sales.
Is there like a dead list, like a Craigslist for just that kind of thing, or do you
have to physically go to them? What do you mean?
Oh, is there like a Craigslist for estate
sales? Yeah, for the dead. Yeah.
Well, I mean, an estate sale doesn't
mean they died. It could mean that they moved
into assisted living. It could mean
they decided to go move in with their family
in Florida, and they just want to sell all their crap.
Yeah. Got it. It doesn't
necessarily mean dead,
but that's part of the fun of going to an estate sale
is you walk around, you look at the house, you look at the state
of it, and then you play the game, what happened
to these people? Yeah. Do you think
it's like when you see snow without footprints in front of
someone? Right. Yeah, it's exactly like that.
Guess who might be dead? Yeah. Do you think
typically these people
are moving somewhere else or do you think they're moving
on? Emily finds out.
Oh.
And I'd say it's probably 50-50.
She has ways of finding out.
Wow.
She's good.
That's pretty cool.
Leading questions and stuff.
Yeah.
Google.
Turns out when people die, it's reported,
so you can look it up.
So I would say it's like 50-50 probably,
but I mean anybody that's had to buy a Department 56 village
knows how expensive they are.
Way easier to buy them
to people who don't need
them anymore. How much are we talking?
One of those little houses cost like $140
or $15 if
you buy it from somebody who's no longer alive.
Well, that's a great roundup
from Jeff. Yeah, so that's $20.
That's fantastic. That's an extensive list. Emily,. Yeah, so that's 2022. Yeah, that's fantastic.
That's an extensive list.
Emily, Millie, Tap, Gus, Mall, Music, Shabu Shabu.
That's pretty much it, right? Pretty good.
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Terms apply. All right, right who's next i can go next
okay i feel like i probably have more prepared than gavin i don't have nearly as much as you
i've i've three things as well uh the first is have has anyone here seen the yellow belly sketch
from sctv no i don't remember it so sctv was this sketch comedy show and it was in like the 80s i
want to say it was a canadian based one yeah it was an insanely stacked cast of like john candy levy and rick
was martin short in sctv oh no he wasn't picking up no no um who else uh dave thomas it was an
mvc thomas yeah he's in it uh harold ramus was in it like it's fantastic so I've been going back and watching
that because as a kid it would air on Comedy Central
for me but I was too young
like I just didn't get any of the humor it was sort of like a
weird show and I just changed channel so I've
been going back and I've been revisiting
SCTV and it doesn't always land
but when you have so many comedic
legends and like a show it's just so
fascinating to watch them and they're so
like even when the
joke isn't that funny they're just such great performers this is my favorite sketch and it's
a little on the nose with the vancouver child kicker thing but i'm sending it to eric for you
guys to watch yep it's called yellow belly and i just i've seen this like 20 times at this point
i laugh it was almost well i'll explain after. Okay. Here we go.
So they do these shows where it's like fake shows that they've made
within their station. Sort of the premise.
The junk handy?
Yeah.
Scared of a child.
What?
Oh, my God.
Is that Catherine O'Hara?
Yeah.
This sketch is really funny.
Oh, my God.
Dude, that rules.
That's really funny.
Oh, my God.
Dude.
That's going to make that scene together in Home Alone way funnier.
I'm a big fan of a get in, get out sketch premise.
That one gets in and gets out.
It gets out hard.
What a blast.
Everything about it makes me,
the impact the child has when being shot
is so funny to me.
And that they're in frame the entire time.
That's very funny.
Oh,
I almost wanted to draft that kid in my fall list.
But I knew we were doing this.
Great 2020 moment.
Yeah. Oh, it's brought, watch's brought watch oh it's so great just the premise of that is like a criminal minds like show like
oh it's so funny uh so that that was that my second thing i i play a lot of games i don't
talk about it a lot on the show it's probably my favorite hobby i invest a lot
into so i just wrote down some indie games that i really enjoyed from this year that i'd recommend
people check out that don't get necessarily a lot of attention almost all these are on game pass but
i think they're also multi-platform a lot of them so my list of indie games that i would recommend
are tinykin which is i don't know if anyone here has played Pikmin. Yeah. It's very Pikmin-like.
It's like Pikmin, but no combat,
which I know doesn't necessarily sound fun,
but it's just this super meditative game
where you play this tiny little person
who's running around this house from the 80s,
and you have to try to collect ship pieces
to return home.
Oh, okay.
And you're collecting pollen,
so it's kind of a collect-a-thon,
but it's really low-key.
It's awesome.
And you said ship with a P, right?
Ship pieces?
Yes.
Okay, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, that's shit pieces.
Oh, okay.
It's a different game.
Got it.
I've never played a shit piece collect-a-thon.
There's too much shit in this game.
Which can't be happening.
That's a collect-a-thon thing.
Anyway, next game.
Nobody Saves the World.
It's a really impressive RPG small team.
As I said on Game Pass,
I think it's on multiple platforms.
It's a lot of fun.
It's really inventive for what it is.
It's a kind of unique art style.
It's just a good game.
I'd highly recommend checking that out.
And then my last one is Research and Destroy,
which is like a hard to explain.
It's like a turn-based,
but you move action shooter game it's
co-op it's it's i'm i should have written down like you're doing a great job i played it back
in no i'm doing terrible but uh i wrote it i played it in like february it's a great game
i i've never heard anyone else recommend it give it a try yeah
i'm sorry i couldn't be more detailed than music was great this year
it was did you also enjoy music this year
uh
not especially a little bit I guess
but no I wouldn't say it was great
you enjoyed a little bit of music this year
another thing that I don't know if we've ever talked about
on the show but it's extended
into this year
is when Gavin and I play Halo
we'll be talking we'll be having fun.
Whenever he gets a lead near the end of the game,
he calls it a screenshot game.
He said he would screenshot
any time he had more kills than I had.
Yeah, I just screenshot the leaderboard at the end.
Yeah, and it creates this frantic race.
And I enjoy it immensely.
It's extended into absurd side bets and eventually
led into a thing gavin tried to we're talking about you know how there are like names for
numbers jeff so like you have a baker's dozen that's like a name for a thing we're doing
we're talking about that and we're listing the different ones. And then Gavin said something.
And I said,
that's not real.
That's like,
that's,
that's the worst fake name I've ever heard.
Well,
cause we,
cause I think first I suggested like a score.
It's like 20.
Is that right?
Yeah.
We're setting like lines,
like what you would call different leads you'd have in kills for this.
And I don't remember what you said the word was.
He said, he was trying to, we're like going back and forth and he tried to trick me you said the the word was he said he was trying
to we're like going back and forth and he tried to trick me and it was the worst lie i've ever
heard it was so blatantly a lie i was like that's fake and gavin immediately broke and started
laughing yeah and i said how many what would that have represented what amount of he's he said 67
nobody needs a term for 67 items what has turned into a problem is i forgot what he said 67 nobody needs a term for 67 items
what has turned into a problem is I forgot
what he said and he refuses to tell me
this has been
a weeks long
like several months
at this point of me trying to figure out what this
is me trying different strategies
to get him to tell me pretending I don't
care about it acting like it never I've tried
everything and it's infuriating,
but it has to be on my list.
It's for 67?
67, I believe.
I was going to check on my phone what he said.
Well, let me tell you.
I believe it was 67.
Gavin very graciously just wrote it down on a piece of paper
and gave it to us, so we all know what it's called now, too.
That's so mean!
That's so rude! Nick, I want you's called now, too. That's so mean. That's so rude.
Nick, I want you to see it, too.
I don't even remember my guess.
Okay.
Just so we're clear, he's never going to guess that.
Never in a million years will he get there.
I tried to do it totally casually.
I was like, yeah, Baker's dozen, 13.
Score is like 20.
And then X is 70.
Did great. 67 67 and then I broke
like halfway through looking at that word
isn't it the fakest sounding word
you ever heard no it's totally plausible
to me yeah it seems like
it's a very pubert Adams type thing
where if Gavin said it to me I would go
that's too stupid to not be real
like this is not where I'm not going to die on this hill
with you again I would instantly believe it that's too stupid to not be real yep like this is not where i i'm not gonna die on this hill with you again i would instantly believe it that's fascinating well i don't know what it is i'm
still infuriated by it i fucking hate i didn't expect that this would turn into all of you
knowing as well well when you guess it correctly i will tell you that you've got it that's the
problem yeah i don't even remember what my guesses were but i kept i was what do you remember about
the word i don't remember anything at this point, which makes it even worse.
Like before... Because in conversation in the
game, we both said it probably
25 times. Oh, absolutely.
And then I forgot it two games later.
What it's like is like the name of it.
It's like we're in the water and I'm constantly
drifting further away. And now
I'm miles away. I have no trace
of what direction to go in. I feel like
every time you've guessed,
it's just gotten you further away from it.
Like you don't even know which direction land is, right?
Yeah, exactly.
My favorite thing about doing the screenshot games
is that like Andrew and I talk a lot.
We very casually play, even ranked.
But it'll get to the point where it's like,
I have 16 kills and he has 12.
And eventually he'll just stop talking
because I realize he's noticed the scoreboard
and he goes dead silent
and all I hear is like grunting
and like
he's like really trying to play really hard
to get ahead of me right towards the end of the game
it's definitely my favorite thing about playing with him
it's great I wish there was a way we could tell the entire
world what this name is
yeah there's no way you can't I want every regulation listener and comment lever to what about this and you're
not gonna i will put my headset down no and i will not absolutely no no 100 no no what we will do is
figure out a way to leak it into the content without you realizing it interesting i like that
idea a lot right that's a fantastic plan and the the last thing, and I already talked about it,
so it's not a great, great topic to have for my end,
but truly one of my funniest things of this year.
It's been consistent every year,
is how our audience takes things
and just creates something ridiculous and absurd.
It's been in the Christmas albums in the past.
This year, it was anal
passage for me yeah this thing that was like supposed to be up for like a day or two and then
be pulled and then they turned it into the number one shirt in the store it just it's so fucking
funny it's such a lame lame isn't the right word but it's such a general thing but jeff said music
but our community is consistently one of my
favorite things of each year and the ways that they surprised me and how
funny and creative there I really like tracing stuff back like the origins of
how stuff happened like anal passage I think came from the video of you and
Jack trying Bovril it was just at some random yeah it was in England yeah and
I just it was like his shirt was folded. Like it said, annual passage.
Or like,
I was thinking about this the other day,
fucking the monkey movie,
which we finally watched MVP too,
was first referenced like in episode four of this podcast. Like episode four of face.
We,
Andrew mentions MVP too.
And then again,
in episode five,
he goes like into it in detail.
And we watched it around episode 128.
Talking about tracing it back.
It's ridiculous.
I love that we get stuff done on this podcast.
Eventually.
The ideas eventually happen.
It's tough, but we do it.
That's a good list.
That's a great list, Andrew.
I love it.
Fantastic list.
Gavin.
My favorite thing about 2022
is not having to worry about
whether one of our stupid bits works.
Like I went to the pizza cooking day
with absolutely no fear
that we would walk away
with like a really funny video,
which I think we should,
we can watch my cut after this as well,
by the way.
I'd love to.
That'd be fun. Yeah, we can definitely do that. this as well by the way I'd love to that'd be fun
yeah we can definitely
do that
but yeah just like
the just knowing in advance
like this is just
going to be good
no matter what
and I think that's
pretty special
and it doesn't happen
with everything you work on
yeah so hubris
was one of the things
you liked about 2020
got it
overconfidence
yeah
no
well
you could interpret
it that way
you could yeah it that way.
You could, yeah.
Hitting a home run every at bat.
Undo send.
New feature.
I thought, I don't think,
I don't see myself ever using that until I was texting Jackie Butler,
Alfredo's partner,
who was playing God of War right
before the next one came out, God of War Ragnarok.
And I sent her a text,
because I knew she'd been streaming it, and after
God of War Ragnarok came out, I sent
her a text saying, are you on the rag yet?
Which just means
are you on your period yet?
Yes, it does.
Let me undo send and rephrase that.
Pretty good.
There you go. And then I fully I thought, let me undo send and rephrase that. Pretty good. Way to go, man. Isn't me asking that?
Yep.
Yeah.
And then I fully spelled out
Ragnarok.
Wow.
Good work.
That was good.
That was 2022.
I don't actually think
I rewrote it.
I think I just didn't
send it at all.
Oh, boy.
I thought,
I just,
I don't even care.
2022 moments. I just kicked my shoe into even care. 2022 moments.
I just kicked my shoe into an iron girder in the ceiling.
And I don't think I've ever heard Barbara laugh so much in all of her life.
That was the highlight that I just went and did because I didn't have anything on my list.
Top Gun Maverick.
Top Gun Maverick.
Damn good movie.
They were sat on that thing for a couple of years.
They had that in the can.
What must have that been like?
Just having that film finished.
Crazy.
And finally,
oh, being able to film again
with Dan.
That was an important part
for me of 2022.
I hate, I hate,
I hate making my own channel
without...
Your secrecy is amazing.
You put Dan behind
Tom Goodman.
And the shoe you just kicked
it's true
yeah I hate making
my own YouTube channel on my own which is a problem
had to do it for two years
it sucked
glad he's back
so it took till
2022 for you to learn to appreciate Dan
uh no I already well
I think
appreciate's a strong word. I was gonna say, man,
I would love to get there someday.
Let's see what we can do in 2022.
I think you'll eventually appreciate Dan, too.
And finally,
England winning the World Cup.
Hasn't happened.
They have France. I feel like maybe
if I say it, they'll win. Is that next?
England will lose to France
on the 10th of December.
But if I say that they won,
maybe it'll push it through.
You want to make a bet?
You want to bet 50 bucks?
I'll bet 50 bucks they won't.
That you won't what?
That they won't win.
No, why would you take that?
I thought you were in England.
But you just declared that they won.
Why bet money when we have
double salted black licorice?
That's true.
We both think England's going to lose.
That's why we can't bet.
That's my list.
That's a great list.
That's a great list.
That's a great list.
Great list.
Top Gun Maverick.
Great movie.
Look, I will watch that lunatic Scientologist make anything.
Yeah, I totally agree.
He is the,
he is the definition
of suspending disbelief.
Yeah.
Like,
as a person,
you're like,
but then you put a gun
in that guy's hand
and you tell him to run
in a direction
and you're like,
you son of a bitch,
I'm in.
Just doing it all.
Like, you're just like,
there's no way he does it
in this movie
and boy,
he does it near the end
and you go,
I cannot believe
they fucking did it.
He fucking did it.
Incredible.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
Eric? I don't think there's any other actor I'm more excited about getting old. Like, I cannot believe they fucking did it. He fucking did it. Incredible. Yeah. It's awesome. Eric,
I don't think there's
any other actor
I'm more excited
about getting old.
Like,
I just,
he's going to have to
change what movies he makes.
I don't think he's going to.
I think you're seeing,
I think you're seeing
old Tom Cruise right now.
he already retired
from Mission Impossible
five movies ago
and he's still back.
He's 60.
If he does this
as a 60 year old,
I'm on board.
I mean,
Liam Neeson's out there
fighting wolves
and he's 95.
That's a great point.
He's out there, he's fighting wolves, he's pissing his pants, he's doing it all.
He's jumped the same fence 82 times.
What was it, like 12 cuts?
My list is
I think a little
more succinct, but
big music's on there. Yeah, hell yeah.
You guys know about music? Yeah, big fan.
I've heard of it. I've just realized
in seven years,
Tom Cruise will be
years old.
Oh!
Oh!
That's exactly,
you're right.
He'll be 67,
so he'll be that word.
Yep.
That's excellent.
Wow.
That's on my list.
You guys can all bond over this.
Yep.
Can I amend my list
to add something?
Oh yeah, no kidding. I'm thankful my list to add something? Oh, yeah. No kidding.
I'm thankful for the word 67.
What it truly is.
Going off of Top Gun Maverick,
I get Nick every time.
Seeing movies with my friends this year
was so much fun.
Seeing Ambulance at the beginning of the year
with you and TPG.
Incredible evening.
Yeah.
Really great stuff.
We learned about the ultimate combo,
which we don't know what it is still.
One day we'll find out.
Really cool.
Went and saw Top Gun Maverick with my buddy Robbie.
We went to Baby A's and got hammered on margaritas
and then watched that movie in 40 X.
And it was like,
we were,
it was like we were in the plane.
Could it have been a better,
is that like the best 40 X?
A hundred percent.
It like we were tanked and then drinking beer there and going like this
fucking rules,
this fucking rules.
I couldn't get enough.
I didn't see a lot of movies in theaters.
Uh,
I don't see a lot of movies anymore,
but that,
um,
seeing them with friends was, was a lot of fun.
I am grateful that pro wrestling is back
and there are live sporting events to go to,
not just wrestling, but sports in general.
Went to a Cowboys game, went to a bunch of Padres games.
Just seeing, being able to be in a crowd,
that energy that you get from live sports
is really meaningful to me.
And on that, I'm grateful for the 2022 San Diego Padres
who destroyed the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Congratulations to the Dodgers winning 111 games
and one playoff game.
Way to go, guys.
And congratulations to Fernando Tatis for getting rid of those pesky worms.
He has no...
My team is now in 2023 worm-free.
There you go.
We are worm-free in 2023.
He had like butt wubs?
No, he took steroids, but it was for like...
Oh, this is like a banned substance and it's supposed to like get rid of some kind of worm
or like ringworm or something.
It was called ivermectin.
Yeah.
I'm also,
uh,
this year,
uh,
grateful for,
I got to take a bunch of trips that I had a good time with,
went to Vegas,
went back home to San Diego and just had a good time.
Was able to,
um,
travel and stuff.
And then on the tail of that,
uh,
had a great time with my small wife and she uh
well didn't you also get a small wife this year no it was last year oh um so it's it's retained
your small wife i retained yeah so far my thing i'm thankful for is retaining my small wife
and uh as as much as people don't want to hear it, my job. I really like doing this.
Well, you didn't look like it two hours ago.
That's true.
I can't believe you just said that
on the same day as this.
I really do.
I really do like doing that.
I'd rather be doing this
than working in IT again
or at a zoo again
or at a Pier 1 Imports
or an electrical contractor,
even a Target.
This is great.
It's a lot of fun.
They pay me decent money to do something
that I really like doing.
So it's great to be able to record,
come up with new ideas like Anma,
which is just had a conversation.
Someone's like, oh yeah, just rehashing the RT podcast.
And I went, yeah, but this is a free cup of coffee
that I get every week.
So now it's even better.
You dipshit.
So grateful for all the stuff we get to do
and being able to do it
and the weird ideas that we can sort of piggyback onto things.
And I'm hoping that next year
we can do work with Cocaine Bear.
I want to do something with Cocaine Bear.
I don't even know what the,
oh, it's a movie?
Yeah, it's a movie about a bear that does cocaine.
Yeah, I saw the trailer.
Oh, awesome.
It's based on a true story apparently too.
Yeah, yeah.
A bear does a bunch of cocaine.
That's it.
You think it's in 4DX?
You think it makes you so fucking jittery?
Just cocaine blowing at you in the theater?
Oh no, I'm going to see Cocaine Bear again.
I'm addicted to Cocaine Bear.
But I think that's my list. It's just nice to be with people again i think is my big sort of takeaway from all of it so yeah that's a great
list can i make an addition to my list is it music you reminded me of some uh no it's not music
it's not music sadly it's uh it's a tweet that really made me laugh you're talking about sports
and i
can link it to something else i'm gonna post it in our slack channel okay for everybody to see
um it was just the the caption what they used to describe it i think it's hilarious i'll read it
cam acres explodes for 37 yards in week 12 loss the implication that that is what exploding is which then took me back to
one of my favorite old sports clips eric do you mind showing one more video i know i said no no
no it's fine it's not a problem uh let me pull it up so a long time ago with the canucks one of my
favorite sports clips of all time there's a press conference with the head coach and the reporter was talking to him
and like asking him questions about like the last game.
And he said, what did you think of your third line?
So in hockey, like the third line is like
not an elite player at all.
Like they're good, but not great typically.
And he's like, how did you feel about
your third line performance this week?
Kyle Wellwood played like a man possessed.
He had like an assist. Like the Wellwood played like a man possessed. He had like an assist.
The notion that playing
like a man possessed for Kyle Wellwood
would be an average stat line
for a good player, and the coach
cannot contain himself at it, and it brings
me so much joy. It's the Cam Akers.
I'm sending it. I guess just I'll put
it in the same place. Oh, okay. It's there, Eric,
for you to pull. That's okay.
Wellwood, a man possessed. It's there, Eric, for you to pull. That's okay. Mm-hmm. Well, what a man possessed.
It's like 40 seconds.
Just the embarrassment
you would feel as a player.
Yeah.
That, like,
your coach would break
over saying,
like, you did really great.
Like, that is
your all-star performance.
That's very funny. That's the same energy. Oh, there you go. One of my favorite clips. Nick, that is your all-star performance. That's very funny.
Pet's name energy.
One of my favorite clips.
Nick, do you have anything to be thankful for?
I'm thankful for a child that sleeps through the night.
Yay!
That's the fantastic.
That's the biggest thing.
I'm so tired still.
Well, it gets...
No, it doesn't.
It's just harder in different ways, I was going to say.
Thank you.
It'll just get more difficult in some other way.
You'll transfer your exhaustion to that.
Nick, would you consider that a hack?
That piece of information that Jeff just gave?
Is that a life hack?
I think that might be a life hack.
It is now.
Hey, you know what?
I'm going to pre-put something on my 2023 list.
Yeah.
Okay.
When we all met up.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, the Olympics in February, right?
That's on mine too.
Yep.
We're doing that still?
Yeah, February in Vancouver or in Austin.
In Austin.
Okay.
I think.
I'm going to have to go back to Austin.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Yeah, you are. You're going to have to go back to austin okay oh my god okay yeah you are you're gonna have
to go back to austin yeah after all these years not last week not even a week ago well there you
have it uh that's what we're thankful for and we're thankful for you and you already said community
but thank you guys for listening um it is a lot of fun when we get feedback maybe don't you don't
have to tweet at me directly, your feedback,
but you can put it anywhere else, and that's probably
good. But it is nice
that people are checking this out, and people get so
adamant and excited.
We had so much
that kind of came out of nowhere.
We made a Gerpler. We made a
Switchfuck. We made
we have like these two
I saw them dominating the
Black Friday sale. We made like we have like these two I saw them dominating the Black Friday sale.
We made two shirts
with Pedro Martinez
and Don Simmer.
Who's doing that in 2022?
No one.
Do I have one of these somewhere? I don't know. I can check.
They didn't mail you?
They should have sent to me. I got like six in the mail.
Oh shit. Yeah, they should have sent to you. I'm going to give them away as Christmas
presents. Good. Now I can say six in the mail. I'm going to give him away his Christmas presents.
Now I can say, hey,
you.
But yeah, I think that's
it. Anything else that
anyone else wants to take it home with?
I'll say one last thing.
I'll add to the
good feelings and say
that I also appreciate the audience this year.
More than anything, I appreciate
y'all, and more than all
of you, I appreciate Andrew for being the
inspiration for this very podcast.
Yep.
It was a good year for Andrew.
It was a good 2022 Andrew year.
A redemption year?
Some of it.
Okay.
See you in 2023, losers.