Regulation Podcast - Professional Sitting // The Hot Dog Podcast [182]

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 , Shopify http://shopify.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This is number 182. With me, as always, Andrew Panton, and I'm reasonably certain Gavin's here somewhere as well. I have a question. You gotta air. Hi, Jeff. Are you gonna ask your f***ing question?

What's your f***ing question, Gavin? I was waiting for you to name is Jeff Ramsey. Hi, Jeff. Are you going to ask your fucking question? What's your fucking question, Gavin? I was waiting for you to stop saying hello to everyone. Well, okay, so the band, based on band Blink 182, right? Yes. Why is it that everyone in America says Blink 182? But for some reason, I grew up calling it Blink-182. Like, is that just like all of my friends and me are idiots? No, it's what everyone in England,

I think England calls them Blink-182. Like, internationally, they're called that. Why is that, though? Because it's not like it's... That is not the name of the band, but that is what they're called. Yeah, exactly. It's like when there's a different word

or a different phrase, it kind of makes sense from a cultural point, I guess.'s the actual name of the band though there's only one right answer yeah that is weird do you know why they're called blink 182 or 182 i don't know the band was originally called blink their first album cheshire cat was actually released as blink but there was another existing band named blink that sued sued them, and so they had to change their name. And I don't think they've ever definitively said why they picked 182,

but I think the general wisdom is that it was a play off of the old Timothy Hutton movie, Turk 182, about a kid whose older brother, Fred Ward, the eventual Remo Williams Fred Ward, was a firefighter who was drinking at a bar one night and a fire happened.

And he'd had like two beers, but he ran up and he saved a bunch of people. But in the process, he almost died. And the city didn't want to pay his health coverage because he was off duty and drunk. And so Timothy Hutton became like a tagger and he went around tagging like slogans for his brother all around New York. And he was tagging,

uh, like, uh, subway buses, subways, uh, trams. And then they tried to stop him.

And it was like this whole fucking thing. And he would like, he like figured out a way to cut through, like they, they, they introduced like on graffiti, a bull trains. And he figured out a way to,

to still, uh, graffiti them. And it was like a whole that was the whole movie and I'm pretty sure that's why they named the band Blink-182 or renamed it. How do you un-graffiti or make a train un-graffiti-able? It was supposed to be like some alloy

I don't remember. This movie came out in like 1995 I haven't seen it since then but I remember it was some sort of like alloy that was like resistant. You could just wipe it off or something and so he brought a blowtorch and like cut through it and then graffitied under it. Yeah. Now that's extreme. That's not what I heard was the name.

I heard that like growing up there from a city in San Diego called Poway and the rival like high school that Tom DeLonge got kicked out of was Rancho Bernardo RB. And the 182 is 18-2, RB. And it was like a fuck RB thing. That's what I had always heard. But I have no idea. I'm sure at some point they officially said where it came from. So I'm sure the audience can...

I think I equally don't care. Yeah, no, I think I'm with you. but i think that we just gave two different things and there's going to be someone online so mad that we gave two explanations and neither were right yeah probably blink uh 182 or blink 182 as i call them uh recently released a new album and has a song called face on it and i've enjoyed that because when i've looked at when you search face on youtube one of our episodes pulls up alongside of it like a very specific one and i have noticed it has continually gotten more views because you think it's like auto playing after the song it's either auto play because it's only like a 30 second song or people searching

for the song and that one episode pulls up it has like 30 000 views on youtube um it just which episode is it i don't remember which one it is though i wonder how many blink 182 fans we've disappointed in the last two weeks. So many. More than 182 of them. Well, Gavin, how are you feeling, buddy? You doing okay? Yeah, got some air. Got a drink. Good, good. You doing alright as well?

I'm doing pretty good. I'm a little cold. Actually, you know what? One sec. Just gonna heat up for a minute. This is normal, or what's happening? Yeah, can you hear anything? Can you hear anything? Really? Oh, that's great. That's perfect.

I'm in my bathtub right now. I just want some hot water. What the fuck? What do you mean? Are you nudie pootie in a bathroom right now? Yeah I have been for the past two episodes. Oh Nick actually did ask if you were in a different room. Yeah I was worried about it. I draped a blanket over my towel bar to try to reduce echo in the space. So you're like in the tub with a roof? No, it's like it's just draped over the side.

So it looks like what would be a shower curtain, essentially. But it's just a blanket and I have my shower curtain next to me. Here's the thing. I wax wax my pubes two episodes ago it's the least comfortable I've been on the show so I decided I deserve to be the most comfortable so I've just been in the bath for the past two episodes it is my setup over how are you liking it it's really cozy and the fact that you guys can't hear the water running although it might be in the recording what course you'll be in the recording. Yeah, it's definitely... Yeah, I could hear it there

for a second too, actually. Okay, well now I should turn the water off then. Well, we want you to be comfortable. Well, no, it's good. I got a little bit more heat. Let me move the mic to see if I can get the sound of it a little bit more clearly. What are the chances he electrocutes himself before the end of this podcast?

Here's a question. Assuming that happens and Andrew dies, do we release this final episode? Well, I feel like he'd have to give pre-consent for that. Oh, yeah, totally. I think so. That's fine. Yeah, absolutely. Let's go ahead and go on record as saying, if I die in an episode, this is my pre-approval

for you to play that episode okay so see i have i have the laptop on the toilet next to me because it's level i can reach all the buttons this camera yeah it also might but the battery on my camera is too low for my flash so i don't have the best photos right now. This is me looking through the setup to my bedroom. This camera's making everything look real dingy. Yeah. Well, it's just dark in here. I love that every year cameras get better and cheaper,

and every year this podcast, Andrew's images get worse. I don't even know what that third picture What am I looking at with that? It's the bathtub Yeah it's the water And the faucet And the knobs that you twist Why is the tap so far down?

It's like halfway down the tub No that's where the water comes out Yeah It's a taller tub I think we established it's another it's a tub where the the overflow drain is halfway up it no you're looking at the wall you see the red bottle that I got stuck in my ass at one time right yeah that's the top of the tub that's's where it cuts off. Right, but the tap is halfway down. Yeah. And the overflow thing is also,

like, you can never fill it up to... No, the overflow is below the tap. Yeah, I see it. Okay. So how much space is between the, like, can you get fully submerged before the overflow kicks in? No, not at all.

No. What I'm saying is, if you clogged, if you plugged up the overflow, you could have a bath that's like twice as tall. Oh, yeah. Before it overflows. Yeah.

Absolutely, you could. Yeah. I think you would enjoy baths more if you did that. I would, yeah. I wish it was taller, to be completely honest. But I'm comfortable. You should consider getting some gum or something to stick in there to close it up so you can experience a taller bath.

We could get you some Flex Seal tape or something. Oh, yeah. That would work. I was thinking about taping a roof on this setup, but I just threw the blanket over instead. Throw a towel over the shower. Yeah, it's not bad. It's the toilet seat. Is the toilet seat sturdy enough to hold that laptop? Yeah. Yeah, it's not bad. Is the toilet seat sturdy enough

to hold that laptop? Yeah, it's fine. It's all good. It's like a little table and it's level. It's perfect. It's nice. I am noticing that even though the seat is down, I can see into the toilet. It's a little off. I gotta reattach it. Pops off

every now and then. As they do. Yeah, pop-offs do occur. But I'm comfy. So this is the second episode of a back-to-back, and they always tend to be a little weirder, we've noticed. Is there anything you guys want to cover this episode?

I want to talk about the email that you wrote. Yeah, the chat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's hear about that. So, Jeff, you wrote a wonderful email. Really very great great just a great all-around email the the only problem with it and it it sort of appeared immediately in the replies i got i reached out to a bunch of companies i'd say 30 plus chair companies and i'll continue to send out emails in this process um a lot of people didn't know that i wanted a free chair yeah the email serves as an icebreaker or actually an ice melter

because when people read that email they're immediately disarmed and and uh it was crafted in such a way that they would be completely opened up to the idea of initiating some sort of a relationship or conversation with you and then at that point is when you like slide in the i need a free chair yeah so a lot of people just interpreted it as uh how many chairs do you want to order there was another bucket of people that the response was our chairs have a warranty and that was it that was the like you're not there's no challenge here but on monday or tuesday i think maybe tuesday i got an email i'm not going to say this person's name or the company they work for but i got i got an email back from someone and their response was hi johnny ha you came to the right place.

Professional sitters unite. Are you able to share who your client is? Let me know. Thanks. I freaked out. It was, you know, like in the dark night where it's like a dog chasing cars wouldn't know what to do if like they caught one. I felt that I never thought this would happen. It was phrased in

such a perfect way i immediately reached out to gracie because i wanted you guys to have like a reaction in the moment i could talk to anyone else about it on the show um so i didn't know what to do i went to full panic mode um so what i did the first thing i thought is I need to create more time for myself to decide whatever it is I'm gonna do and so I replied to that email with hi it's so nice to hear from you I'm sure my client is gonna be thrilled yeah I got a blanket yeah sorry that was cute I was too relaxed in the tub. Please bleep the name. That's a dilemma with this tub life. I think it's like truth serum for you.

It might be. Yeah, this is a dangerous place for me to be. This could be dangerous for you, Andrew. It is, yeah. We're never doing this again. This is the last tub episode. Hey, what do you do at the marathon? I've already talked about that. Anyway, email. It's so nice to hear from you.

I'm sure my client is going to be thrilled to know we shared enthusiasm for professional sinning. My client values privacy, so I must verify with them before disclosing who they are. What I can say is that they work in the entertainment industry. I'm sure they won't have any issue with me disclosing who they are in this context, is that they work in the entertainment industry i'm sure they won't have any issue with me disclosing who they are in this context but i must confirm first thank you for your timely response and for your understanding i will reach out again as soon as i hear back from my client so that was phase one nice the second phase was i wanted to remove any connection johnny

caviar had to this podcast so I googled it and the only thing that would pull up that was immediately related to us was one reddit thread about Starfield a character and it was named Caviar and it mentions Johnny Caviar so I reached out to that person and they were kind enough

I wish I I'll credit them later I should have wrote their name down they deleted their post for me So now that's an appearance. I got removed all connections And then I thought I need to try to impress this person so and also I just think it's so funny the idea that like Any any status I have makes no sense and is dumb I wrote this really dumb tweet where it was the night the time no sense and is dumb i wrote this really dumb tweet where it was the night the time changed over and i wasn't paying attention and i i didn't know if the time had gone back yet or if i was just

still going forward and would go back later and it was a real dilemma i i was very jarring in that moment to not know what time it actually was if it was truly 112 or if we'd go back so i i quote tweeted that tweet and asked people to like it because i planned on sharing my twitter account with this person and i wanted the top tweet to be ridiculous and have as many likes as it could to just look like it had larger numbers and i was shocked by how many thank you so much to all the people that did that. It has like over 4,000 likes. It's ridiculous. It's so dumb that people. Yes. So I did all that. And then I waited until this morning.

I gave like two days because I wanted to seem like Johnny Caviar is a busy man. His client is doing stuff. So I replied today and I said my apologies for my delayed response. After talking with my client, they are more than happy to have me share that they are none other than Andrew Panton. If you're not familiar with his work, I will provide some links at the bottom of this email. He has set multiple world records

in games such as Garfield Kart 2, as well as being a host on an award-winning podcast. If you have any questions about my client I would happily provide more info I hope you're having a wonderful week and I'm hopeful we may further our professional sitters alliance into a chair sponsorship

for my client I then linked the news story of when my local paper covered my Garfield cart exploits my world record setting my Garfield cart exploits, my world record setting, my Twitter account and the let's play YouTube account. And that's where we're currently at with the Johnny caviar,

your letter saga. I have not heard back. I suspect I won't hear back again from the person who will be believed, but I will keep you updated. I was shocked at, at first on the first day I replied or sent it the next day, I was shocked at, at first on the, the first day I replied or sent it the next day, I had like three or four responses. Like, Oh my God,

this is way more than I thought. Nobody was going to respond to this, even though it was funny. Did you send, uh, probably like 35 at this point. Okay. Wow.

And I went to like, the first thing I did was Google, uh, notable chair brands. And I found a list of the top 15 on it. I sent them all emails. And then I just started to like, I went to like the first thing I did was Google notable chair brands and I found a list of the top 15 and I sent them all emails and then I just started to like I went for unconventional things as well of like I don't really want a beanbag chair, but those are chairs. So I sent out a bunch to beanbag chair companies and I assume that I would get replies from

them because I feel like a beanbag chair is sort of a more chill thing and they'd be more open to this form of communication. Not a single reply from any of a beanbag chair is sort of a more chill thing and they'd be more open to this form of communication not a single reply from any of the beanbag chair companies nobody wanted part of that did you venture out of like desk chairs like did you help lazy boy or anything like that yeah yeah yeah they were part of

the top 15 I believe so I reached out to everyone that I could in that department um Herman Miller all brands and I reached out to everyone that I could and that department Herman Miller all all brands and I'll continue to Dude if you get snag or free Herman Miller chair, that'd be pretty fucking fantastic. Yeah, I don't think Herman Miller is gonna want to partner with us Yeah, they might be I don't think they want to be in the sponsorship bucket with with with this.

I don't think that's their brand. Well, maybe it should be. I'm going to keep at it. I'll keep you guys updated. I don't think I'm going to get a chair through this, but I'm enjoying the interactions. I'm appreciating having the Johnny Caviar email. That's just fun to have. I'm having a great time.

Yeah, that's that email alone is going to pay dividends down the road. We've established, you know, basically like a personal assistant for you, Andrew, that we can use whenever appropriate. I think that's going to be a great resource for us down the road. And you're making connections. You may not, we may not end up with a chair today, but that bleeped person,

who knows where they're going to work in the future. You know what I mean? If you left a caviar-sized impression on them, then who knows what dividends it could pay down the road. I'm hoping. I'm hoping to leave caviar impressions everywhere. I have a question for the group. What was the first thing that your parents could successfully bribe you with to get you to do what they wanted oh oh by the way i really can i just say gav i really liked how you said you had

a question then you immediately asked the question uh yeah that was good that was a much much improved from earlier this episode yeah i would say i was less an incentive kid and more terrified of getting yelled at so as i was a big the countdown was very effective if you don't do this by the time i get to zero three two like that would always get me i i liked to push boundaries. Yeah. You know what I mean? That reads. So I don't know that a lot of shit worked with me. Renting a video game from Blockbuster. Oh, that's good.

That's a good one. I was really into turnip roots when I was a kid. So my mom probably was able to bribe me with turnip roots. What the fuck? What? What did you just say? What are you talking about? What are you gabbing?

What's happening? It was like my favorite food when I was a kid was like a raw turnip root. Do you need some air? No. That is what it is, dude. No amount of air is going to change my taste buds when I was six years old. What's a turnip root? Is this just a turnip?

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You cut the ends off that and you just a turnip uh yeah exactly exactly you cut the ends off that and you just eat it like an apple it's spicy it's like a it's spicy and crunchy it's like eating a giant radish yeah kind of it's kind of like eating a giant radish i also really like radishes and when i was a kid that was like my favorite thing on earth and your mom would bribe you with them i bet if she were to bribe me with stuff, that would have been what would have worked, yeah. Did you acquire your taste for them while riding down the river with Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn?

No. But I can genuinely, I mean, I feel like I can remember my mom being like, if you'll just knock it off, I'll buy you a turnip root before we leave the grocery store. And I'll be like, okay. Do you remember the thrill of seeing your first horse carriage while enjoying a bite of a turnip root before we leave the grocery store and i'll be like okay do you

remember the thrill of seeing your first horse carriage while enjoying a bite of a turnip root listen i'm if i if i don't have to be honest with you guys i'm telling you the truth it is what it is i when i was a kid i grew up in fucking alabama i feel like we know that, right? I hated Alabama for obvious reasons. In Alabama, in 1982, a turnip root was like a Snickers bar to me. That's why I don't want to go back there. But it is what it is, man. I fucking loved turnip roots. And I would love, now that I'm looking at it, I want one right now. When was the last time you had one? I'm looking at it. I want one right now. When was the last time you had one?

Oh, decades probably, but I guarantee you... Can we film you eating a whole turnip root? Yes, 100%. We have to. Absolutely. I want one tomorrow. I want today. Gracie's right. It should have been your regulation sandwich ingredient. We hadn't had this conversation yet.

Were you mad when the next generation of kids got to enjoy Big league chew as their treat i also got to enjoy big league chew but man i mean it's just i don't know what to tell you this is the boiled peanuts and turnip roots and fucking and shit like that man that's what that's what we had yeah I got to drink with my curly straw. What? That was my, like, if I did something good, I could use a curly straw. Oh, wait! We were selling a straw, so I thought you meant that. I thought that was just a really weird declaration.

Geoff, I take back everything I said about your thing. Yeah. I was just really excited by it. Watching all the liquids shoot around all the curves. It was amazing. You must really love the Gerbler straw then. That's what I thought he was talking about was the Gerbler

straw. It was curly straw when he was a kid. And then he fucking got silent. You know we made a Gerbler straw, right? Do you remember that? Is that the one where it goes through the text? Oh my god. Do we sell that already? Yes! No, it's not out.

All of a sudden he like stops talking and I get so nervous. I'm like, I just wonder if he passed out. I get so worried. No, what is today, for some reason, because I got such shite sleep, I can't I can't think while I'm speaking. I have to do

a lot of pre-things. Well, I mean, without an inner monologue, it must be tough. Well, if you want to take some time to load up some thoughts, we can cover for you. Well, I was just thinking, like, I don't remember that stroll coming out. I don't know that it came out yet. I think it comes out soon. It's hard for me

to remember because I got mine in the mail like a month ago so i assumed it had already come and gone but not out yet and it made me realize that the the other thing that they could bribe me with to do do well or do nice things was uh there was a playground that had a curly slide and i think it was just like curly things for me as a kid how you feel about feel about a curly fry? Never had them. I mean, now I To this day? No, I've had them now, but I'm not that fussed. I think the waffle is superior. What about, could I bribe you with a curly straw

right now? I just don't think it works on me anymore. I think I've just, I've done them. What do you think works on you now? Yeah. That's a good question. Okay, well you think about it. How about we ask you another question? Jeff, when did turnip roots die for you? You said decades?

I mean, I think probably when I left Alabama. Now, do you ever think that maybe you actually didn't live in Alabama but lived in a town owned by Tom Nook because that's their currency? There's a value to turnips and turnip roots. I honestly hadn't considered that or ever made the connection. I think we've given Gavin enough time. What's your response to the question from

a minute ago? The currency is bells though. Oh no, but there's the turnip exchange. Whatever. Yeah. Fucking you're on the fly for that one. When it comes to shitting on me, you had that in the chamber. Billy the Kid over here all of a sudden.

While this is going so well, allow me to add to it. I had an idea that I kind of pitched to you guys off camera recently, but I want to pitch it formally on camera. We haven't had a draft in a while. The audience has noticed it. People have been asking about it. We've discussed

options for drafts. I think there was the idea that we could maybe do a potato draft out there in the future, which I'm totally amenable to. But I had an idea that I'm really excited about, I think could be a lot of fun. My only worry is this could be... No, I don't think... I'm not even going to express the worry. I'm just going to say, I think that this

has a lot of legs. It could be a a lot of potential i want to do an everything draft where everybody drafts with snake draft like we normally do yeah four slots and the pool is everything yeah i like it okay i already have my picks lined up i'm ready i'm prepared you already have four things from everything? Yeah, I do. How have you narrowed it down so much? Well, it's, uh... I'm not living in your brain, first of all. Second, I think there's some pretty obvious things. You just need four things out of everything.

You don't have a top four everything, Gavin? No! And I'm just remembering now how much I got shat on in the rock draft. I can't imagine how heavily I'd be judged at my first pick of the everything draft. I think you're going to do great. I think we're all going to do great. I'm excited for the everything draft. We have a few drafts lined up. I feel like whoever gets to go first in the everything draft, there's never been more pressure.

Yeah, crack rock, A number one. I have an idea on how to modify this draft to make it a little unique. I wanted to see what you guys thought about it. If you guys disagree with me, it's totally fine. I'm not married to this idea at all. It's just an idea for a modifier to the draft.

But do you know how... As soon as you say it, Gavin will take like 10 minutes. Yeah, we'll circle back to Gavin before we end the episode. you know how like when you play games like rainbow six siege and you play in like ranked mode you can uh eliminate you can vote to eliminate one player that nobody can pick so like if there's an op player like Javier or whoever that always gets used, you can eliminate that player. So it's eliminated from the pool of people you can pick from.

What if we all were able to eliminate one item from everything? So let's say like I'm voiding curly fries or whatever, and then nobody could pick that one. So it's the everything draft minus essentially four things, five things. Interesting. So we just like veto out a bunch of stuff up front? Yeah, you have like everybody gets one veto

from the pool of everything out the gate. So just to clarify, I like the idea, but just to clarify the everything pool, it doesn't have to necessarily be a thing, right? Like an item. Like it's everything. So every,

you can, everything is draft eligible in this. Yeah. You could, you could be like, I'm vetoing blue. Sweet. Okay.

That's, I just want to make sure about that. Yeah. I would, I recently had a thing and I don't know if this is just my own specific interest. I think it would be fun to do a fictional band draft. There are a lot of great fictional bands.

So like Chain Drive from Lost, like that kind of thing? Spinal Tap, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. Any fictional band. What did you say, Gavin? I was just laughing at Chain Drive. Isn't that what they were called?

Yeah, it's Drive Shaft. Drive Shaft? Chain Drive? Yeah. Drive Shaft? That's all stupid. Who cares? It wasn't even real. Chain Drive's a better name? Drive Shaft. Drive Shaft? Chain Drive? Yeah, Drive Shaft. It's all stupid. Who cares? It wasn't even real.

Chain Drive's a better name than Drive Shaft. Is it? No. I don't think so. It's fine for you to think that. I already said no. I'm not sure I could even... Can I name four fictional bands?

Is there not a fictional band in a James Bond movie? You can't name four of everything that you like. There's no way you can name four specific fictional bands right now. Get out of here. When anything is pickable, you couldn't think of four things. Yeah, right. The bands thing is so easy. This is nuts.

Oh. Like Josie and the Pussycats. Yeah. Jim and the Holograms. The California Raisins. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Otis Day and the Knights. Yeah. Otis Day and the Knights is a good one. Oh. Zachatek. The Blues Brothers.

Soggy Bottom Boys. This is great. See? I think it could be fun. Yep. Gavin, you gonna throw any in there? You got an idea or what? Yeah, I just threw in Zacatech. Oh, OK. There you go. So you got one, buddy.

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this i can understand how it would feel undercutting. However, I was very much on your side and trying to 100%. So, but I get it. It was it was very jarring. I don't know how to handle Eric's positivity. I know it feels genuine. It feels it feels a little weird. Uh-huh. Like it's it's like it's off-putting coming from you.

Thanks, man. It is. Yeah, no problem. But it's nice. It's a nice surprise when it does happen. Much appreciated when it happens. I just wanted to see you win in Halo Ranked. You know, play four games and then play five games

and then all of them were in the wrong setting. So it's fine. And I need to thank you because we haven't talked about this, but I feel like it was just an established thing. After we did the wax episode, we did a recording and it it went in a way where it was it was supposed to be against you. But really, I was the one that was suffering the most. And I also was just destroyed from the waxing process and you everyone

allowed me to end that recording where you guys could have easily dragged that on for longer and I would have just been stuck so I just I feel like I owe you you had already taken one for the team that day we didn't want to that was

that was a crazy experience and i hope that when you guys get your buttholes waxed it's not nearly as bad i like it broke me the pain sucked but it i was like i think so because i've never been waxed before and i figured if i try it once then i'll know what it feels like and that actually might be worse than not knowing what the experience is gonna be So it's kind of dreading it the entire time And I think when I got it over with it was like an adrenaline dump And I was just done for hours like I was and you just went you didn't piss about no Yeah, it was an experience that I cannot wait to see the results of what you guys do and

Eric made sure that that image was seen by everyone. I made sure Gracie saw it too. I didn't want her to feel left out. You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, the next day Gracie reached out to me and asked, am I okay with that image being used on socials? And that was a real, like, I didn't have my pubes on the internet on my bingo card that's maybe

gonna be in the expansion for sloppy jibs bingo uh but we're here we're doing it approved it yeah absolutely i did oh my god that's insane dude a question of like oh really like it wasn't even a debate of if i should it was just more like I had to take a moment to be like, what a weird thing this all is. Did not anticipate that. I actually spooked myself recently. This is really funny. I forgot that I put it in my desk drawer. The wax strip.

I still have it. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. I just like in the time like i was in so much pain i just put it somewhere and that's where i put it and so like the other day i went to see if i had some double a's in my desk and i opened the drawer and it was just the first thing i saw it was it freaked me out it was genuinely unnerving like oh my god that's so gross terrible i never want to see it again are you

planning on keeping it for a while well it's like it's a weird thing where i don't want to but also like what about the museum we have there's a place for relics we're doing now you're right you're right you're right we're doing chase cards potentially with trading cards so like oh i forgot about that oh yeah yeah to be pube cards i don't know i'm not saying that's a great idea but like it just i feel like anything we do with this show it's a mistake to throw away because you just never know are you allowed to mail pube well we're we're not allowed to mail dirt but i pubes are okay. Have y'all seen those pube sunglasses? No. What?

Yeah, let me see if I can find them. Yeah, there they are. Penelope's pubes. Hold on. Why do I know about this? Why do you know about this? I don't know. Yeah, so they made a pair of glasses, and inside the plastic is just, around the rims,

is just pubes. Oh, no, I opened it. Oh no. Oh god. Only $432. Custom designed acetate with wire frame core sunglasses. Acetate has also been custom made and contains Penelope Gazan's actual

pubes. Engraved on gold on both sides says fashion brand sunglasses for eyes. Whose birthday is coming up next? I'm not till next summer. Yeah, I'm not till spring, so it's gotta be Nick. Nick, when were you born?

Penelope Gadsden. December? Yeah! Pube sunglasses for Nick! No! Happy birthday, Nick. Yeah, what other things can you put pubes in? Oh, Jesus.

I suppose the possibilities are endless. Can we make the publer? The publer? What is the publer? A gobbler with pubes in? It's not in the cup, though. It's just in the cup.

I don't think any of this is a good idea you don't think we should have one limited edition pubula no I think it's one of those things that like in your head is great and then when it exists you go oh yeah this is exactly what I described and this is horrifying

now that it's real I don't know why I thought this was a good idea at one point the pubular is horrifying now that it's real i don't know why i thought this is a good idea at one point the publer gavin i'm i'm more open to the idea than the other guys are who's sourcing the p i mean we've we've done pube stuff before gavin and i have gone deep on pubes we yeah yeah our pubes it's not off putting to us yeah we're not we're not afraid of pubes our pubes it's not off putting to us yeah we're not we're not afraid of pubes hey you guys uh you guys like hot dogs right wait time not after talking about yeah right after the conversation no well i'm trying to pivot away from pubes into something more pleasant have you guys seen this video it's been out for a while you probably have seen it it's a guy who caught created something

called the hot dog run and he took like a like a hot wheels car track from the second floor of his house and it goes all the way down to the first floor then out the window you can watch the video and then it jumps up into the air and then the hot dog lands on a grill and then they cook it wow basically what they did was they took the hot dog and they put it on like Lego wheels, like stuck it on Lego wheels, and then it just goes down this track. I thought that was so cool and so clever. It got me thinking, you know how they do,

like when you were a kid, you would do soapbox derby races. Like when I was in the Cub Scouts, we would do it all the time. You get a little block of wood and then you have to turn it into a car. What if we did hot dog races where we all get the same regulation Lego wheels, and then we put our hot dog on it, and then we can shape our hot dog

or put attachments on it like Mr. Potato Head style to make it as aerodynamic as possible, and then we have hot dog races to see who's the fastest hot dog racer, and that's like a new sport we do. I love it. I like that a lot. I'm already thinking of the mods yeah exactly right you put a pair of wings on that sucker it'll fly and then at the end we eat the hot dogs as the reward that sounds great i'm i'm looking at this hot dog track track and i'm imagining if gavin's parents could bribe him

with a curly straw to do his chores if This was an option that he could have the hot dog like cooking a dog in there I bet you his parents could get him to kill somebody. I think there's nothing Gavin would do for a hot dog launch What if we put a loop in the track and then Gavin can like it's the best of every What if I got a bunch of loops in and then like two heating elements and potentially you can get cooked on like on the way down that's another great idea so there's so much we can do with this he attracts maybe like what other race exists on earth where at the end of the race they eat the car? Yeah.

That's a great point. You know like the Fast and Furious movies, they love to jump from one car to another. There could be something where like a bun is moving at an equal speed and the dog has to launch somehow from the one to the bun. Could you make dueling tracks and put the bun down one track

and the hot dog down the other, and then they jump and combine in the air? Oh. I'm also imagining, like, you know in a car wash you get those spinning brushes? Uh-huh. I'm imagining one on each side, one with ketchup, one with mayo. Yes, yes. And then one with mustard.

Mustard? Oh, man. Yeah, like a mustard brush? That's a great idea. Like, there's so much we can do with this. While we're, like, just living in this willy wonka world of hot dogs what if like it launched on a slip and slide of ketchup or like other condiments oh like that's like with don't need wheels you're just on the lube of yeah like it launches off

one thing and then like a luge almost yes yeah i like this idea like we have like the dry track and then we also have like it's like you know the theme park version or like the racetrack version but then we also have like the schlitterbahn version where you're going down yeah yeah yeah this is or like good a plinko for flavor like there's different things you can bounce off of and different areas on the track have different condiments. Which flavors it hits on the way down. Exactly. Yeah. We've created a whole theme park around hot dogs.

This is awesome. Dude, deciding your flavor by Plinko is the best idea you've ever had. That's a really low bar. That might be up there with Jeff calling me Russell Hance. I appreciate it. You think that's an insult yeah it's not great oh what's not great saying that that's the best idea I've ever had it's a fun idea it's a great idea don't sell yourself short and also don't be so negative to Russell Hance he changed the game by himself probably single-handedly more influential and survivor than anybody else I don't know about that but also like he's scamming people in fantasy to Russell Hands. He changed the game by himself. Probably single-handedly more influential in Survivor

than anybody else. I don't know about that, but also like he's scamming people in fantasy football leagues now. Like he's not not a good guy.

I didn't say he was a good guy. I said he was an important guy. I think I'd rather be a good guy than an important guy. That's fair.

I respect that too, but i along with gavin i think it's a really i think you're selling your own idea short yeah i think it's fantastic idea what if i'm really thinking about this now you don't really get flavor for bouncing off bacon i was thinking like the pegs could be like bacon wrap but that doesn't really do anything what could be a thing what could what could we add to this it can't just be condiment there has to be a way to get like cheese potentially in the mix onion onion yeah it's classic yeah we'll have to do some we'll have to do some testing eric we're gonna need a lot of hot wheels tracks we're gonna need some sort of a Plinko device.

Alright, yeah. We're going to need a bunch of hot dogs. Some sort of a Plinko device. You got it. Once we do the face and leg board, you could just convert that to the Plinko board. Oh, yeah. It could be a part of the... It could be a component, yeah. Do you think we could cook the hot dog as it goes down the device, like we were

going to do with the track? Like it gets heated as it goes down the Plinko device? Yeah to do with the track like like it heat it gets heated down as it goes down the plinko device oh yeah i think we could fit we could definitely warm it i mean that's all you're doing actually isn't it with a hot dog that'd be an awesome restaurant to go to you just like put in five dollars to order a hot dog and then whatever comes down the plinko device is the hot dog you get i feel like that's a dangerous game well not if you control the ingredients. Well, yeah, but you just said you couldn't, right? Be a random dog?

Well, I mean, you control, well, I mean, you being us, the people that are inventing this device, we can control the ingredients we put in. I also don't think you can be fussy if you're eating at this establishment. That's true. That's very true. Like, what kind of hot dog wouldn't you want? It's a relish. I don't want any relish on my dog. Yeah, I don't want

Fish I mean Jeff doesn't want mayo. I don't want mayo on my hot dog It's gonna be fish in this machine Hey guys, I'll make my solemn vow no fish Thank you. I wouldn't want an oyster on my hot dog, but I just don't know why that would be on it. You're acting like this is a ridiculous thing. Gravel. I don't want gravel on my hot dog. Nick just showed us Fatburger.

Hot dog. Fish hot dog feels like a product they sell in the dark room. Oh, Nick's insane dark sandwich or whatever. Yeah. It's too fat. I mean, are there fish dogs? Yeah. Oh, you know what would be good?

There are? Surrounding a hot dog in onion rings. So it's a thing. It's a thing in a place called Wienerschnitzel, and they call it the sea dog, and it is a... Garrett Hunter from Mega64 is the only person that i know that gets this and he gets it every time ironically yeah no he loves this thing it is it's like a big ash it like

like a big like fish stick thing but they put it in a hot dog bun with hot dog condiments and everything it's like a fish hot dog yeah here's one called a sea dog. Yeah, the sea dog. That's what he gets. He gets the sea dog. He's an insane person. He's crazy. Yeah, I don't want that. Again, my solemn vow is no fish. That looks like Andrew. Andrew, you just said

something that looks like Nick made it in the dark again. Yeah, I did. He's had that thought. Has food ever looked more like sex than that? Oh, yeah. That's sex in a bun. Dude, that's my kind of sex, too. That looks good.

Those onion rings are you pre-wax. Uh-oh, shredded cheese, Gavin. Yeah, that's unfortunate, but I would definitely eat that. So you would prefer it, instead of the shredded cheese melted on top of the hot dog that's currently fucking the onion rings. Well, I didn't even think about that as well for a track. You would prefer like a solid slap of cheese on top of that. I would. Okay, that's fair.

But I think there's definitely an opportunity for the Hot Wheels track to have the whole thing go through an onion ring. Oh, I think it's a great idea. That's a great idea. So we have a lot to work with here. We have a lot of directions we can go, the least of which, the bare minimum is that we race hot dogs. And then we can get very creative from there

in terms of how we turn those hot dogs into food and if we plinko them uh but i i really feel like that that's some solid supplemental content uh potential there i'm very excited eric is this uh delegatable what do you think enough to handle this yourself oh no this is delegatable for sure gracie's already taking notes so we're good excellent i wonder if you could fire a hot dog out of a blow gun. Oh, definitely. Yeah. I've got a gun that would fire a hot dog.

You have a hot dog gun? Well, I've got an air cannon that is probably the diameter of a hot dog. That's, oh, you've got to try that. Could you shoot it into my mouth? I think it comes out at like 400 miles an hour. So what if I stand really far back? Oh, well, we should definitely do this. You know what I mean?

Like if I stand far enough backward, it will lose velocity by the time it gets there. What if you put the bun in your mouth as a crash pad for the dog? That's a great idea. How far could we send a dog, do you think? At 400 miles an hour?

Could we send it over stage four? Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll bet. Yeah. And then, yeah. And then you either catch it in your mouth or maybe we catch it in a bun.

Yeah. Or put the bun in my mouth and catch it. Either way, I'm prepared to do this. What about if you have an onion ring in your mouth and I'll fire it through that? Okay. Over stage four. I think, boys, I think we might be ushering in

the era of the hot dog podcast. I think there's some solid potential there. I mean, we were sandwiches last week. Well, we haven't even made that sandwich yet. We need to do that. That's another great piece of week. Well, we haven't even made that sandwich yet. We need to do that. That's another great piece of supplemental. Man, we're racking up the supplemental. I was going to mention that we still need to watch

that Blast movie and do a watch. Yeah. We're going to do that. I feel like we really need to watch Stay Tuned as well now that we mentioned it in the previous episode. Oh, definitely. I just feel like we're really getting into our engineering phase.

Yeah. Maybe it's an engineering podcast. Ooh. I'm trying to engineer my head how you could do like a catcher's mitt with hot dog buns as like the way to try to catch the dog that's been launched i'm sure like is that like a finger in each bun like what how does that wait so your fingers are the dogs well like you have to catch it with your hand, which is a hot dog bun. I'm trying to...

I don't know how to make this work, but there's something there. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We got a lot of potential here. Fucking hot dog options are endless, man. I mainly, to be honest, just want to see you get hit in the face with a hot dog at a high speed. Like, that alone is hilarious. I'm down for that, but I mostly just want to see you get hit in the face with a hot dog at a high speed. Like that alone is hilarious. I'm down for that, but I mostly just want to beat you guys in a hot dog race. I will let you beat me in countless hot dog races if it means that you get hit in the face with a hot dog that's launched from a cannon.

Can I bring my compressed air cannon to the hot dog race? Yeah, of course. As long as I get to eat a hot dog i'm happy i would love i would love just a a profile shot a little bit of slow-mo of jeff's hot dog on wheels just going from left to right and then my hot dog just goes sailing over the top i'm oh when i think of like the most menacing characters in film history I think of Anton Chigurh

and his fucking air canister that he'd walk around and chew things with imagining he's launching hot dogs out of that thing is so funny to me just holding a hot dog to a guy's forehead just blasting it through he blows out the door to a guy's forehead just blasting it through. He blows out the door,

the doorknob or whatever, and then a fucking hot dog goes through the hole. I'm going to have to get my hot dog can into a more portable size, I think. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah, oh god. Great episode.

We need more time to do all this. We need some office days. That's what I was saying to Jeff. I think we need to add a second office day for Let's Play and Supplemental. Yeah, I think it's right I mean here it is right now we have to watch along as we have a whole cavalcade of

hot dog related content to do we have eating sandwiches in the dark we have two drafts at least that we could do there's a lot there's a lot to film this is exciting just in time for you to be unavailable for a week and a half, two weeks?

Just a week and a half. Oh, just a week and a half. Okay. Just a week and a half. That's good. Well, we can do some supplemental next week, the beginning of next week. What are you doing Tuesday? What are we up to?

Tuesday afternoon, I'm getting my beard and'm getting like my beard and stuff ready, trimmed up for the wedding, but I can do anything Thursday morning or day. I said the afternoon, dude. Oh. So I have the morning, I have up till like 2 p.m. that I'm free to throw hot dogs or watch movies.

Hot dogs aren't really a breakfast food, but I mean, we can try, I guess. Whatever. We can do butthole in the morning. Yeah, I could do butthole in the morning and beard in the afternoon. I'm trying. I'm trying to get this in the morning. Yeah, I can do butthole in the morning and beer in the afternoon. That sounds great. I'm trying.

I'm trying to get this person to... And then sandwiches at night. Yeah. Yeah. And then sandwiches at night. I only eat my tomatoes in the dark. What do you not like about just a nice slice of tomato?

It's just too liquidy. Too juicy. I understand. But then ketchup It's too liquidy. Too juicy. I understand. But then ketchup is so liquidy. Yeah, but it's sugary. Oh, add salt to it from Nick. Good suggestion.

It's sweet. Well, Andrew, let me make this solemn promise to you. Throughout the duration of our, the remaining duration of our friendship, which I hope is long and fruitful, I promise to eat all of your tomatoes. Anytime you get a tomato that you don't want, you just go.

Oh, okay. I thought you were enlisting me to start growing tomatoes. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, if we're ever hanging out and you get a tomato on your regulation sandwich and you want to unregulate it, I'll eat that. I'll take that tomato bullet for you. I mean, you don't have to. You're welcome to. I'm happy to, dude. I love tomatoes, and I don't want to see a tomato on your regulation sandwich and you want to unregulate it, I'll eat that. I'll take that tomato bullet for you. I mean, you don't have to. You're welcome to.

I'm happy to, dude. I love tomatoes, and I don't want to see a tomato get wasted. I could eat them like an apple. Dude, I already... Well, first off, I already called dibs on his tomatoes. And B, you can eat a tomato like an apple while I'm eating a turnip root like a turnip root. That's another piece of supplemental content.

We got to eat apples and turnip... Tomatoes and turnip roots What happened to the fruit throw? It's around right? Okay I don't I think I don't know

I just don't know what won Oh I'm curious Oh yeah I've just been busy editing My actual work Yeah That's more than fair

I should have A free bit of time at the weekend So I could just whip that up My actual work. Yeah. Dad, that's more than fair. I should have a free bit of time at the weekend, so I could just whip that up. I also want to do the Jackhammer video. Oh, very excited about that. A lot of supplemental coming your way. A lot of good stuff. You can support us directly by going to f***facepod.com slash first and signing up.

That's how you sell that. And now people know. Tomatoes, I always just think of tpg when i think of tomatoes and uh i want to share a text that he sent me he was talking to me about jack uh he was talking to me about reacher the show asking me if i watched it and um this was his text his little review can you read that out loud, Gavin? Fuegismo show. It's like a cheesy 80 action movie as a show, machete fights, desert eagles, babes the whole

joint. But Fuegismo. Fuegizmo. Fuegizmo. Is that meant to be like Fuegizmo or like Fuegizmo is the intent? I don't know. Either way, I've never seen that word and I just loved it. And I just want to start using it for everything.

I love it. Fuegizmo. Fuegizmo. Fuegizmo. Oh my God. But now I'm going to watch Reacher. I think this episode was Foy Gizmo. We came up with a lot of hot dog stuff.

There were Andrew's been in a bathtub the whole time. I'm so cozy. I have, I have a great way to end it. Okay. This is something I've been wanting to ask you guys for a long time. And I think I've actually asked Eric off camera from during other podcasts, but, uh, Oh, and we should even talk, Andrew, you guys for a long time and I think I've actually asked Eric off camera during other podcasts but oh and we should even talk Andrew you and I

had an idea to revolutionize spoons that we can get into next week but we had a whole conversation this morning about how to revolutionize the spoon industry and I'm really excited you can't leave us on that cliffhanger I love that cliffhanger wow

here's my question for y'all. What if you had an intro song? What would it be? Like, for instance, anytime you walked into a room, like you walk into Rooster Teeth to go to work for a supplemental day or for an office day,

and when you walk into the office, the new face office, which exists now and that I've been spending a lot of time in and I love, you walk in, it's playing a song to introduce that you're there what is your intro song uh i don't have a good one for me i have a good one for johnny caviar what's johnny caviar's wasn't me by shaggy nice that's perfect like you think about it like i was what i don't know if it in, in this scenario, my head, it magically plays in the

background, but it would be funny if your friends had to hum it or sing it to you when they saw you at the first time. But, uh, I like, I feel like I know dead set what mine would be, but like, Eric, I think you had one when we talked, what was your intro song? My song would be bad to the bone. This is even better if it's so i just love the riff at the beginning and now i'm thinking if it plays wherever i'm at cool yeah if it doesn't and you have to sing it to me even better if i walk into a room and it goes awesome great I think that is the perfect intro song for you.

That is the vibe when Eric walks into a room. Gavin, what the fuck is this? Give that a little listen. All right. Listen to this real fast. Oh, wow. Can we play this on the episode? I guess. Yeah, you know what?

We're talking over it. Let's just do it. It is quite legal. They're counting down. What is this? This is blobby? This is Mr. Blobby, right? Wow.

The fuck? It really gets going off to like 20 seconds yes it does actually I this is what I imagine how Gavin's inner monologue works yeah that was actually I think like a number one. Jesus Christ. In what?

In what? Yeah, number one in what? Like the number one song in England. Oh, no. Christmas number one. Oh, no. Top the charts. Yeah, I want to come into that.

I think that is the perfect song for you, Gavin. Psycho. Like I'm already imagining what my arms are going to be doing as I'm walking down the corridor. It's going to be jolly. Dude, I love it. I think Eric nailed his. I think you've nailed yours. I think Johnny Caviar's makes a ton of sense.

Do you have any idea for one, Nick? Okay. Nick? Okay. Nick is gone. Nick heard that this song went to number one and fucking passed out. He caught a case of Gavin. Yeah. Sorry, I was getting into the lyrics there.

Okay, still doesn't happen. What's your answer? What the fuck is going on in this? What's happening? Guys, 182 of these, not difficult. What's your answer? What the fuck is going on in this? What's happening? Guys, 182 of these, not difficult. Don't know what's happening in this one. Floppy, he took over.

It's not hard for me. Is your answer also floppy? What's going on? What's the question? What would be your song? I can't answer a song. This sucks. what would be your song this sucks you missed the question and we're all just like well well

I'm so upset Nick's intro song Eric Nick's intro intro song would just it would just be Beetlejuice going, Who, me? What the fuck? I don't know if mine... I was pretty happy with mine.

I think mine perfectly summarizes me. But I don't know if it's as good as Gavin's fits him. But this would be mine. It would be In the Summertime by Mungo Jerry. That's great. Let me play some of this. Fucking awesome. Take a drink and drive.

That's one of those songs that is such a fun, lighthearted summer vibe, and then you listen to the lyrics, and it's so much darker than you want it to be. Terrible lyrics, yeah. Don't pay attention to the lyrics. The lyrics are not great, but the vibe is awesome. I've never paid attention to the lyrics. You don't need to. Oh, they're bad. It's a great song.

Good pick. I want to film us all walk into the building. That's a need to. Oh, they're bad. It's a great song. Good pick. I want to film us all walk into the building to these. With our, yeah, right? Yep. Yeah, because we'd all have a little different jaunt.

Yeah, I like that. That's another piece of supplemental. Well, we need to keep making it to stick our wax face on the front of. We need content to put. I'm going to say this too.

If Nick doesn't come up with one in about eight seconds, If Nick doesn't come up with one in about eight seconds, we're going to come up with them for him. No, don't do it. Gracie said no one asked, but mine would be Margaritaville. Oh, that's a great pick.

I feel like mine would be Sultans of Swing. Oh, that's a good one. Okay. All right. Sultans of Swing. That's a great song. Margaritaville is a fantastic song, Gracie.

It definitely, you know, Gracie, did you know that Margaritaville was written in Austin, Texas? I didn't. Yeah. Did you know we went to the Margaritaville in Key West and it was like having a panic attack, but surrounded by fake parrots? Oh, my God. That place was insane. Loudest place I've ever been on Earth. Absolutely. They're awesome. A hundred percent. was insane. Loudest place I've ever been on Earth. Absolutely.

They're awesome. 100%. Absolutely insane. But yeah, Jimmy Buffett apparently wrote Wasting Away in Margaritaville at a bar restaurant on Anderson that's no longer there. And then he was having a goodbye breakfast

before he went to the airport. And then he went to the airport and flew back to Key West and then finished it there. So that's our local connection to Margaritaville. When he died, the duplex that he had stayed in when he wrote the Margaritaville song, I guess is known. And a bunch of people came and put salt and salt shakers in front of the duplexes, like a door, like Jim Morrison style homage to him.

Man, we didn't even get to Halloween night. Oh yeah, that's right. Well, that'll have to be next time because we got to wrap this thing up for sure. Next time will be middle of December. I don't think we'll probably get to it. All right, we'll get to it next September. We hung out for Halloween and it was fun.

There you go. Well, it was almost a disaster. Burndog saved some kid's life. Yeah, but we have to save it for the next episode. Andrew, what happened? I hate the episode. What happened? I let Jack swim.

Is he drowning? Andrew, what happened? Are you there? Andrew? Did he drop his laptop in the water no what's going on I think maybe he

listened to summertime by mungo jerry and got too excited Andrew oh god no oh man for a text from andrew in the next 10 to minutes and well he was recording on that though wasn't he that i hope he doesn't did he drown his audio did he approve did he say did he give approval that if he died in this episode that we could still play it? Oh,

that's right. I forgot about that. I think he did. I did. Yeah. It was implied. It was implied. Yeah.

I think it was implied. Okay. Well, thanks for listening to another episode of the face podcast. This was the Turk one 82 edition. Uh, hopefully Andrew is still alive and with us, Andrew.

I'm still here. What happened? I was trying to just, it's getting a little cold in here. Hopefully Andrew is still alive and with us Andrew. I'm still here I was trying to just get a little cold in here, so I went to turn the hot water on I accidentally hit the shower button You got a soggy mic oh no I threw everything away from me I'm drenched I Don't know what. I got to throw my blanket in the dryer. It's a bad scene.

End this thing. This is insane. Oh, man. Tell a friend about this podcast, please, won't you? Or I'm going to tell a friend about you. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. He wouldn't do that, would he? Don't you? Or I'm going to tell a friend about you. Hey guys, major league fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of face. He wouldn't do that.

Woody, who has the sloppy mouth? Do it for Elon going the distance in the bathroom. What's the best Halloween costume. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.