Regulation Podcast - Regulation Pubes // Long Hat Mode [180]

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game, Fury vs Ngannou, school night gaming, Alan Wake 2, letters to chair companies, fictitious employees, long hat mode, the upcoming cock awards, Geoff’s smut novel, turning Nick’s mic on, Andrew waxing himself, undelegatables, the glory hole, how to film them getting their buttholes professionally waxed, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by Füm (http://tryfum.com Code FACE), Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACE), and Babbel (http://babbel.com/FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎵 Intro Music 🎵 Are we getting Andrew Panton today or are we getting Johnny Caviar? Oh, you're getting Andrew Panton. Okay. It's a lot. You're gonna be getting a lot. You're getting Andrew Panton and it's gonna be a lot? Is that what you said?

Mm-hmm. What does that mean? Dude, I... What the fuck? Eric knows. Are you mad at me? No, not at all. lot is that what you said mm-hmm what does that mean I do not find out what the fuck are you mad at me no not at all you'll see Eric knows okay I wrote I wrote your letter I'm excited to see it yeah well you'll hear it oh I forgot

that that was I forgot about this Gracie asked me earlier of what hey did Andrew talk to you about the thing and I said I don I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Now I remember what you're talking about. This is, we're getting, yeah, we're getting Andrew Panton today. It's the chair letter. I like that you asked if he was mad at you.

I thought that was cool. Yeah. Well, I just never know. I don't know if I may have done something inadvertently to anger Andrew. Is he, what? What? I'm just checking in, man. I care

about his feelings. I care about your feelings, Jeff. I know you do, Andrew, and I really appreciate that. That's why I think this relationship works as well as it is, and I hope you won't listen to the detractors like Eric. Detractors? Is Detractors with Eric another podcast you have?

Alright, see, now I feel like I feel like I'm talking to Johnny Caviar all of a sudden. No, it's just a little joke. Just a little hee-haw. A little jokey Caviar. A little jokey Caviar. That's great. A little Caviar comedy, as they call it.

People seem very into this episode where you guys are combative, so it's funny. Yeah. We can start talking about condiments again if they want combative. Uh-oh. No, no, no. No no i think they want a good nature all right and gavin there you go hello and welcome to another episode of the face podcast my name is jeff ramsey with me as always gavin free andrew pantin this is episode. Hard to believe we've done this 180 times, but here we are.

180. 180. What a number. I did it like darts. Yeah? What do you need to do in darts to get a 180? Throw a triple 20 three times. Ah, shit. Dude, he had that answer locked and loaded.

Yeah, that was good. He was waiting for it. Yeah, that was really good. Hey, we should that answer locked and loaded. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, that was really good. Hey, we should all play some Dots. No. Of course we can. Jesus Christ. I'm just kidding. I'm not a darts guy. I'm really bad at darts.

Gavin, just to fill you in, during the pleasantries, I had a sense. I just had a sense. I don't know why. But I asked Andrew, are we getting Andrew today or are we getting Johnny Caviar? And he goes, oh, you're definitely getting Andrew. in during the pleasantries i had a sense i just had a sense i don't know why uh but i asked andrew are we getting andrew today are we getting johnny caviar and he goes oh you're definitely getting andrew you're getting a lot of andrew and then he started to be very johnny caviar and so i i just

just be forewarned i don't know who we're dealing with today is uh game chat andrew closer or further away to johnny caviar? I'd say closer overall, but I think any anger I have is being held for the PlayStation 3 and Sony as a company. Terrible, terrible company. My anger, my frustration has only grown and built

since the last time we recorded. It has only gotten worse. They're terrible. I spent my Saturday, so I ordered one cable to try to make the ps3 record through HDMI did not work So then I ordered another cable it arrived on Saturday all excited about it went down to get it and Opened my door, and it was a box of face merch, which is great, but not what I was expecting.

Got the exciting Gerpler beanie we have coming out. Looks great. I was happy about that. Then I thought, huh, where is my cable that I ordered? It was supposed to arrive today. So I checked on Amazon, and they said, hey, it's been delivered. And sometimes they'll hide packages. I thought, oh, maybe I missed it.

But then I scrolled down, and they took a photo of where they delivered it and they delivered it to completely the wrong door. Like the unit number, obviously completely different than mine. And so that was an annoyance. Did you have to go steal it? That was my plan, yeah. I thought, well, I'll just head over there real quick

and grab it. And so I had to enter a different section of grab it. And so I had to, to enter a different section of the building. And so I had my key and, uh, I, I remember that my key, the fob didn't work on it before. So I,

I swapped it. And so I, I'll send my partner's key as a backup. So I left and, uh, hair was a mess. So I tried to throw on the Gerpler beanie head too big. Another,

another issue in the, in the pant. Too big for a beanie? It was too big forpler beanie head too big. Another issue in the pant. Too big for a beanie? It was too big for the beanie. I couldn't get it to fit. My head is bigger than the Gerpler beanie, which looks great, but I need every inch a beanie can give, and it's one of those foldable

where it says Gerpler on the front of it and uh i thought well maybe i'll just tuck it down but then i realized you could see the embroidering through the back end and it looked like shit it just was a disaster you know how they make luggage where there's like there's like the main zip but then there's also like a zip that you can release the pressure with and it can like hold a little bit more. What if we made you a zip beanie, where you unzip it, and it gives you more beanie? Oh, I would need that.

It would have been great for Saturday. Eric, can you check in with Tony on that? No, it doesn't make any sense. I'm not going to check in with Tony on that. Why wouldn't we just make a larger beanie? Because it's not going to fit small-headed people, if it's large. I don't care about small-headed people there's the small-headed market well it seems like we're making this

specifically for andrew no i mean that's what we'd be making the joy of the zip he gavin's right here if think about this way think about it this way we're making a beanie that services both audiences the normal headed people and the andrew headed people if we just make making a beanie that services both audiences the normal headed people and the andrew headed people if we just make a larger beanie that only services andrew it doesn't help the normal headed people here we're killing two birds with one stone you only need one beanie to service both uh no no no what if he wants to slap his beanie on his partner if if the cold has moved i don't listen there's a million beanies that would fit for that. My issue...

If we're making a Gerpler beanie, it should be Gerpler-sized. The fact that I couldn't fit the Gerpler beanie on my head felt additionally insulting. But that's not even... We haven't hit the crux of the problem of my story on my Saturday with this fucking... So I got the beanie. Go out. Go outside. Go to get into my building my

key fob doesn't work that was kind of expected uh so then I try the other fob also doesn't work so now I just can't get into my building you're getting fobbed off it fobbed off yes Gavin fobbed off and I couldn't get in and so I figured I'll try to call the unit that it is in front of and I I couldn't understand the directory system So I called somebody don't know if was the right door left them a message Then I thought I really want this cable because we're gonna record like ps2 ps1 stuff and all the stuff So I was like I just want to get this and see if it works because if it doesn't then I have to order Another one and I thought I'll just sit outside my building. There's a little bench.

I'll sit outside and I'll wait for somebody to either come in and come out and I'll just pop in with them. It'll be fine. So I sat and I learned that my building on a Saturday afternoon, not a lot of traffic. It was like five Celsius and I spent an hour sitting outside my building waiting for somebody to come in or come out. Can somebody translate five Celsius into normal temperature for me?

Pretty cold. Okay. Not freezing, though, because zero is freezing in Celsius, right? It was cold. It was cold. I would have loved to have been able to wear the Gerpler beanie.

It would have helped. I was in my shorts. I was in my short-sleeved shirt just freezing outside the building. I don't understand. Okay, wait. So you're in a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, but the building. I don't understand. Okay, wait. So you're in a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, but the thing that would have kept you warm is the beanie?

Well, it would help. It doesn't hurt. You lose a lot of heat through your head, and he's got a lot of head. You also lose it through your arms and legs. I can keep those next to my side. I can close off all those things. I took boat safety. I learned the points in which you lose heat.

When I took boat safety in grade five, it was a mandatory class for some reason. I learned one of the things that stuck with me was if you're in freezing water, keep your arms and your legs together because the points in which you lose heat the fastest are under the armpits and between the legs. Now, would this be in the water or on the boat?

This would be if you're in the water. If you're in like, wouldn't you just go straight to the bottom of the ocean like a fucking dart? Well, you're supposed to have a life jacket on, I believe is the idea. Also, maybe you could float on your back. We need a life jacket with heated armpits. Oh, that'd be great. Add that.

Eric, send that to Tony, too. We need Tony in on that as well. I mean, I'm putting in the beanie thing right now. We're not going to do life jackets. Okay, well, I feel like we've moved on from jet skis in general. We're no longer like a water podcast. It's like a winter. Well, it's five degrees Celsius outside.

There's no way we could be a jet ski podcast right now. I want it to potentially save some lives. Eric's not interested in saving lives. That's fine. We can move on. We'll go on. We'll want to add it to the list. During that story, I got an alert on my watch. You got an alert on your watch? I donged. Are you sending

dongs again, dude? It's a one meg dong. You've been writing too much smut with Jeff. No kidding. What do you mean no kidding? Oh, that reminds me. I need to.

I'll be one sec. Oh, OK. We'll see you. Take care. This episode's weird. No, I got to. I got to plug in my wax kit. I have a wax kit. I'm going to wax today.

Oh, yeah. Because, you know, Gavin said it would be such a joyous experience. We can't do it until next week, though. Face Office Day from Eric when September 2nd, 2022. What the fuck? Did I get lost in the mail or something? What the hell? What happened?

That just popped up like right now. Let me know if you're busy on September 2nd last year, and we should be fine. 426 days ago, it says. Yeah, Eric, how did you balls up the waxing? I'm sorry? When are you supposed to get that going? Yeah, I am getting it going. I've been, I've been, I, hey, hey, I've been out of town.

So this is how it works the other way, bud. Why am I bud? Because you're... Oh my god. Andrew, get back to your story. I was going to show off this Johnny Caviar. Yeah, no, the story... I'm warm, but I'm waxing.

Because Gavin, you said it'd be such a fun experience. So I reached out to Gracie. Gracie was kind enough to send me a wax kit with the cart. And so now it's... I gotta heat it up. So I didn't know that you had to do that with wax. I read the instructions last night. I put the wax thing in. I just plugged

it into an outlet. In about 30 minutes the wax will have melted and I can apply it to the paper. Do the waxing. Gavin thinks this is gonna be a great time. So I'm sure this will be great. Gavin has never led me astray before. So this is going to be a great time, so I'm sure this will be great. Gavin has never led me astray before,

so this is going to be a lot of fun. That's not true. That's not true. Why you said that? No, every time, whenever Gavin says something's a good experience, it's always good. It's always fun.

Whenever he says anything, it ends up being correct for the most part. 99.9 percentile, so I'd be shocked if this waxing thing is not going to be absolutely fantastic and fun. So when will we know? Half an hour? Yeah, half an hour.

I'll have to step away and apply the wax to the paper and then apply it to myself. Step away. Because I need to. It's not easy, OK, to do this. I'm a mess. I have no idea what I'm doing. It's going to be a disaster. Are you going to be Winnie the Pooh-ing this podcast. Are you gonna be Winnie the Poo-ing this podcast

then? I'm already Winnie the Poo-ing this podcast. You're on your way. So your gents are on the stool? They are. You guys have... I mean, I don't want it to be too much. You guys seem to have the ass covered, so I'm thinking of going the other way is my plan.

Which I'm sure will be fun. That's gonna be a great time. Well, you know, there's a front and a back plan. Which I'm sure will be fun. That's going to be a great time. Well, you know, there's a front and a back, and so I'm thinking like... You're going to do front ass? Yeah, I think I'm going to do front ass. What's that, like back of the balls?

No, I'm thinking like upper. Like your dick shelf? Yeah, like dick shelf I think is a good way to put it. Wait, what's the dick shelf? Yeah, what dick shelf, I think, is a good way to put it. Wait, what's the dick shelf? Yeah, what's that? It's above the dick. Technically, the dick shelf is that muscle that's just over your hips that only some dudes have, guys that work out obsessively. I was just referring to the, like, your...

The pube? Yeah. Pube hole? Yeah, the pube hole. Scrotum shelf. You know, it fits the description. That's the most painful part, I assume. No, you said it was going to be a great time.

This whole waxing thing. Specifically the anal area. Yeah. He thinks his butthole will feel good. You guys have the anal area covered. So I guess I'm doing advanced research on if the front is as much fun. It's not going to be covered for long. doing advanced research on if the front is as much fun.

It's not going to be covered for long. We'll see. Maybe I got really strong hair. I don't know. Maybe it'll resist. Wait, hang on. I don't want to move too far away from that. You think maybe you have strong hair that will resist

the waxing? It's not likely. I'm just saying we're in uncharted territory. We're doing research. We're going to figure out what happens. So you think it's like potentially like unbreakable nose, unchokable neck, unwaxable pubes? Probably not. I think that's just too many gifts for God to give anybody.

Not even that I believe in God. I would say that the nose and the neck is probably... I've already gotten a lot. I've had a lot dealt my way. You've already been blessed in so many ways.

Uh-huh. Oh, God damn. I love you. I think I have regulation pubes, I'd assume, but we'll find out. Oh, that's interesting. I never thought about whether my pubes are regulation or not.

Oh, yeah. Huh. Huh. Yeah, so in about 20 minutes... So we have to vamp for 20 minutes is what you're saying? Well, no, we just do the normal show. I'm just going to step out at a certain point, and then I'll be honest,

I regret booking a recording for GameStuff right after this. I assume that's going to be not a thing I feel like doing. Oh, yeah. We're doing that Sopranos game? Sopranos, yeah. We've been trying to do the Sopranos for a long time. Eric's so excited about it. I should have prepared a plate of pasta or something.

Yeah, I'm really excited about it, but in order to do it, Andrew needed to get a splitter, which he was in the middle of telling the story of. Oh, I got it. Did you ever get that splitter? I did. It took me an hour. The first person that came out of the building,

they opened the door, and I said, hey, and I did the anxiety thing where I over-explained the scenario, and they just looked at me and said, I don't have a fob. And I thought, well, that seems like a bad idea. I mean, I don't know why you wouldn't. I think you just don't want to let bad idea. I mean, I don't know why you wouldn't.

I think you just don't want to let me in because I got Gerpler hair and I look like a maniac and I'm shivering. But that's fine. You just went without the beanie straight up. You didn't just squeeze it on. Because I thought the beanie made me look more psychotic than without the beanie was the evaluation I had to make. How bad could the hair have been to the point where you were worried about that? No, it's just like I hadn't had a shower shower that day like it just it was it was bed hair his barber retired and then died so he probably has my hair cut in like four years we don't we don't know if he's dead but he's definitely retired um so it took about an hour and then eventually a nicer older man who i i I recognized some of the items he had on him, which was an icebreaker.

Did you ask him for a haircut? No, I didn't. He didn't. I don't know. I didn't. His hair was fine. It didn't strike me as like great hair. Went up, grabbed the thing, snuck out, left.

But that was my Saturday. I missed a large portion of Nagano versus Fury because I was sitting outside my building. You didn't miss shit, dude. No, what do you mean I didn't miss shit? He dropped him in the third. Yeah, he did. You missed that one moment, but... That was one of the greatest sporting events of all time. What are you talking about?

Disappointed and fury in that fight, for sure. Very impressed with Nagano, though. Nick said, will you cut my hair, sir? I wonder if you stood on the street, Andrew, with that hair and just asked a hundred strangers if they would cut your hair, how many do you think would say yes? I think if I

stood on the street and offered a hundred dollars to people walking by, nobody would take it. There's a zero percent chance that anyone is cutting my hair that I'm requesting on the street. I'm not charismatic in that way. Do you think that's just because of the people,

like the pool of people, or do you think it's your hair specifically that they wouldn't want to touch? People pool. I think it's me. I think it's just me as a whole. I just don't think I'm charismatic enough to convince a random person to cut my hair.

You've got loads of charisma. Yeah, you do. Not in that way. You can convince someone to cut my hair. You've got loads of charisma. Yeah, you do. Not in that way. You can convince someone to wax your ass. Well, the fact that I'm waxing my pubes, I think, is an argument against my ability to do that, but fine.

If you want to give me credit for that, I'm not going to not take it, but I think there's a lot of evidence that suggests otherwise. Nonsense. So, Jeff, you've been writing smut, and you wrote a chair thing? Well, you know, we have had some homework. We all had some homework. Andrew, you're completely

going through with your homework, obviously, and I really appreciate it by doing this pew waxing thing. Clearly, Gavin and I are not getting waxed right now. I guess it's Eric didn't do his homework, which is not a judgment. It's not an indictment on my part. I don care one or the other uh then uh then we also had the the smut homework and writing a letter to a chair company homework i want you to know i did both of those

things but before we get to it gavin posted a picture of his watch that he wanted everyone to see uh he also sent me a picture of his watch that I'm going to upload for you guys. This is, if you can't see it, obviously, it just says, low quality sleep detected. What happened? Looks like your sleeping heart rate dip was lower and your sleep disruption

was higher than usual. That's the only thing Gavin sent me the other day when I invited him to play video games with us. Trucks has been, uh, I mean, you know, it's, it's immense fun, but the next day it's like a hangover. I don't know how you do it. Dude, I played till about 1am last night. I tried to get Gavin to play trucks last night with me.

Actually, we were playing a generation zero. So we're, that's teenage Swedish trucks is what we call it. And Catherine just said it's a school night. And I was like, oh, fuck, it is a school night. I forgot. And then I felt like I was in trouble and I needed to apologize to him because it was clear I was still going to play even though he didn't. But then I realized I'm 48 and he can go fuck off. But he did play

we did play trucks one time and I think by all accounts everybody you had a good time right the problem is it's a broken piece of shit so Andrew you'll love this we switched to what we call wet trucks which is Sea of Thieves

oh hell yeah I think Gavin had the time of his life playing Sea of Thieves. Really? You have fun, Gavin? Yeah, it was really fun. I've only ever played that in videos. That pause.

Sorry, I was drinking some tea. He was drinking something. Okay. Yeah. It's a bad time to pour burning tea into my gullet. I've only played the videos and I've never really understood

what the goal is. But just to kind of play casually, it's a different vibe. And the teamwork. Antonio was calling the shots. He's like, all the sails need to move. And suddenly we'd all just go and get a sail and you see them all turn at the same time.

It was epic. Yeah, it's great. That game does promote teamwork and team play in a way that I guess is probably similar to Trucks. And unique to those two games from what I can tell. But anyway, Gavin, we had the best time playing with you. And we still talk about you to this day. Every night when we play Trucks. Last night they asked, I was like, yeah, that's so adorable they just they have had the the nicest

time getting to know you and they really want to get to know andrew too so maybe we can i'll do c trucks i'm very familiar with the c's uh it's called wet trucks but yeah wet trucks whatever i'll figure out the terminology what do you have against box standard trucks i just am really like i've got anxiety because of how bad I am at that game. I need to get way better than me. We watched you play. No, but you got like a fancy truck or something. I don't know what's going on.

You seem to have a better understanding. Eric can can back me up on this. I spent that video in the mud, just stuck in the mud. Yeah, I mean, you were definitely I was struggling. That's what's supposed to happen. And you finished it two hours before Gavin did. Yeah. And the other night in trucks, I'd been driving for about 10 minutes thinking I was doing amazing.

Thinking I was like, oh, I'm not getting stuck anymore. You know, my truck must be getting pretty good. Because I was looking to the side. I was looking over this lake. And then I turned the camera towards the front. And I realized Antonio had been towing me the entire time I was like oh okay oh maybe I'm not so good we laughed about that for a long time oh that's so funny uh okay so uh I just wanted to mention that uh the late night gaming has been a lot of fun and it's thriving right, and I would love to get you into the mix too, Andrew,

especially on the nights when Gavin has to go to bed early. Okay. Well, second fiddle to Gavin. No, no, I don't want you to be second fiddle. I invited you first. That's true. You're in a way better time zone. But let me in the...

I want on the C. I'll do a C night any night. I'm there. Well, if you download Generation Zero, I can promise you you can get in any. I haven't played that game. I need to get my rest in before. It's the current obsession.

You really don't need to play it or know anything ahead of time. It's even less complicated than trucks. But I had just just before we move on from games entirely. I just had a quick thing. I had one of the scariest, non-scary moments in my life playing alan wake 2 the other night i'm haunted by it and i'm curious gavin's been playing i wonder if he's encountered this how far are you have you gotten past uh the dick guy you fought the dick guy that's exactly where i am i also really love that they've paired the uh the head of the studio's

face with the voice actor for max pain again so it's just like you're running around with your friend max pain i love it so much it's great i'm hoping that because they're remastering max pain i think it'd be so cool if they put max pain in that overall universe as well like alan wake is now part of control and all that but anyway i was playing alan wake 2 and i was in this very spooky section where I was genuinely really scared I'm running around as in a place that was like a ranger cabin and I was trying to figure out a password for the device like it's a computer that is a locked terminal and so I was walking around Eric and I we made a video in Alan Wake 2 Eric and I one of the dumbest moments I think

I've experienced in games in a long time, where we had to try to figure out how to break into a lock and it had symbols on it and the instructions were like get the chicken from the fridge, lay in the bed. Oh my god, you guys were so dumb. Eric and I were looking at the symbols on the lock,

trying to interpret which symbols symbolize those physical actions or those things, not realizing that there is a house behind us and we just had to walk to the fridge and see what symbol was painted on the fridge or go to the bedroom and see what's above the bed. It was like it was like, you know, that round like red and yellow kid's toy that has all the holes cut into it to learn shapes.

It was like watching Andrew and Eric try to wedge the star shape into the rectangle hole over and over again while arguing which star looks most like a chicken being pulled from a refrigerator like exactly it was really dumb so i'm trying to figure out this password in this other cabin and it it's locked and i can't i've looked around everywhere i can't find anything so I thought maybe I'll just like try a combination to see like how many letters or numbers or like what I'm even looking for so I sat down click the button and I just went four four four four and it locked me out but there should there was like five or six symbols and I thought that's weird is it because I did four fours in a row? That's why? And it's a combination where you can enter from zero through nine. And so then I just hit in four other random numbers, and it unlocked.

I put the combination in on my second try, just randomly guessing. And when it turned green, I almost had a heart attack. Because I was convinced that this was some demon this was some demon shit and i went to bed i put the controller down and i went to sleep because i was scared and i was like there's no the odds of me just randomly deciphering a four number passcode on my second guess just putting stuff in i clipped it i'll see if i can find i could send you the clip of of me doing it it's only like 10 seconds but i i genuinely have never been so scared and then i was just sitting in bed going like i wonder if the second password you put in no matter what will give you

the correct like login like what is because there's no way i still don't know how you're supposed to even know what the password is. I couldn't find it. So you were there trying to stuff a circle into a square, but you ended up like Apollo 13 in the square to the circle with like a sock and you just got it right. Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. But it's genuinely the scaredest I've ever been. And I know it's not like an obviously scary thing but just the odds of me being able to do that I'm still convinced that it's like on your second try no matter what you get it because it

just doesn't I'd love to know what the the percentages are of of that actually happening that was your lottery ticket moment and you spin it on a lock in a video game oh no you're right that was it that was it I'm never gonna win anything again it was alan it was an alan wick too and honestly the emails i unlocked for it were not all that interesting i just put a link if you want to see that was your multi-state powerball oh my god this is a clip or is this a picture this is a clip it's just okay it's okay i'm gonna watch this you click it it's i'm also gonna watch it it's very brief wrong yeah and then i i just put in something else and it goes green and i thought what what do you mean did i do something and then it it pops and uh as soon as that clip ended

controller down i'm in my bed terrified so that's that's what like a one in ten thousand chance it has to be right like i don't know what the math is is that what it is i just i couldn't i still don't understand how i was supposed to know that number but that was the i was curious if you had gotten there gavin and if you had fuck with that if you had an answer but that's if that's if that's the actual code that's the craziest thing i've ever seen yeah it it i'm not i don't know i can't explain it but i was terrified i'm still terrified i'm still not played beyond that and now I'm disappointed sorry what did you say Gavin have you still not played past that point no no I'm

done I finished it last night okay but uh so that's on a different that's on a different account or different playthrough or save file than we're doing for the Alan Wake playthrough for the Let's Play channel right so we So we can run up against this lock again. Oh, that's a great point. Yeah. We just have to film another part. How many pots have you done? We've only done one. If I catch up to where you are in the game, can I hop in? I think you're already caught up.

You are there. We stopped. You actually might be ahead. Sick. We stopped when you go to the morgue in the police station. So you're ahead. You're one ahead. That's my gaming update. Dude, that's wild.

I'm sorry about your lost winnings, though. Yeah, I didn't even think about it in that context, and now I'm not only scared but disappointed. That sucks. What a lucky thing to create such terrible dual emotions for you. I'm so sorry. Hey, maybe we can turn some of your bad luck around. Okay.

So as we know, we hit September and it's chair busting time and the chair busted. So we need to get you a new chair. And we thought about reaching out to chair manufacturers to try to see if we get you a free chair, right? To test the durability of. So you challenged us. You're a great email guy, but you said, I don't want to write the email myself. I'll contact every chair company on earth, which I'm going to hold you to if you just write the email. We then didn't write the email.

So I have done the work and I've written an email for you today. I've composed an email. I today. I've composed an email. I'd like to read it to you. Oh, I'm so excited. It's open. Like you can take this. You can use it verbatim. You can change it around.

Oh, I'm not going to change it. You can throw it away and tell me to fuck off. But here's what I've come up with and let me know what you think. Dear manufacturer of fine chairs, while searching for a sturdy, reliable, comfortable, yet stylish chair, I've run across yours. My client is, among other things, a professional sitter, one who spends copious amounts of time chairing, and as such, we've yet to find a solution that can accommodate his needs. To put it bluntly, most chairs are not built for the professional sitter. They fall well short of

the durability required by the medium. Honestly, to this point, no chair we have identified has had the stamina and structure to last longer than one year before disintegrating into a mess of broken promises and disappointment. We need, nay, our very society needs, a durable chair that can last a minimum of three years. Civility demands it. My hope is that your chair can be that chair, that rock, that solid rock of sitting that he can rely on day in, day out, year in, year out. The tool to

enhance and accompany him on his professional journey. Make no mistake, he is as passionate about sitting as you are about your quality and design. Could these dual passions be a match? I await your response. I love it, Jeff. That is some masterful writing by you. If you could please copy and paste and send that to me, I will send it to every chair manufacturer and I will give an update on any replies I give on future episodes. Now, one addendum to that.

I wrote that as if I was your agent speaking for you. My recommendation is that you pull a Trump in the 80s like he did when he pretended to be a guy named John Barron and he would call up and say he was the press agent and he would like clarify things with journalists. But it was clearly just him pretending to be somebody else putting on a fake voice. I think Johnny Caviar should be your agent and he should send this email. Could I love this idea? I just would need a Johnny Caviar at Ro your agent and he should send this email. Could I love this idea? I just would need a Johnny Caviar at Rooster Teeth dot com email as long as that can be accommodated.

Oh, we can make that happen. Yeah, I'm sure we can sort that. I'm sure Eric can sort that out. Can we also have a Johnny Caviar slack? They deleted my other slack. I mean, that's easy, but what's the company's policy on fictitious employees? I think we're against it on paper, but we could probably get around it otherwise.

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hey Tony took it the wrong way laughing wait so you can zip the top off laughing that's the guy laughing I just told him that it needs to get wider should i

you should just say never mind if i tried to wear that i would look like diglett we have such a history of shit hats somebody all right can somebody explain to the audience what that is? So it's a beanie right above, you know, like where you fold a beanie up. Right above that fold is a zipper. You unzip it and the beanie gets taller. I deleted the thing where it said it needs to get whiter, and I just said, yeah, that's it. This is the most insane show I've ever worked on.

What the fuck is this? That's the greatest thing I've ever seen. Oh, my God. And that's the greatest thing I've ever seen oh my god and that's not something I say lightly the audience knows that he said weird but okay I'll think on this a bit more and come back with maybe a better no it's perfect

so I'm confused about what does the zipper do it extends it makes the beanie taller So I'm confused about what does the zipper do? It extends. It makes the beanie taller. Oh, I see. So it could also just be a head strap. It could be a what?

Head strap, right? Because you could unzip the lower part. Am I misunderstanding this? This doesn't solve Andrew's problem at all. No, but it solves the laughter problem pretty hard. I'll definitely try it and get back to you if this is a better option. Here's what we could do now, though, is we could have a

design or maybe some text and then when you unzip it, there's like a hidden word. So it says something different when you're in long hat mode. Gavin wants it to have a hidden word under the zipper. So, quote, you can see a word when you're in long hat mode. More like an extra word. Regulation versus extended.

Yeah, can it say extended mode? Fully extended. Oh, dear. That's the fucking wildest thing. I just want to physically see what it looks like. I gotta say, man, I think that might be the first time that has ever been invented. I don't know that anybody's ever thought. You think that's a uniform first?

Yeah, I think it might be a uniform first. I don't think that anybody's ever thought about a hat in that specific way before. We'll usually invent something for Uniform and then I'll get like 3,000 emails of other versions of it. I don't think that's going to happen this time. That feels unique. A unique invention.

I had a moment where I felt unique and special earlier this week. I was really excited for a moment. Oh, we got another one it just says in it okay so so the top could say in it like the question that's perfect that's perfect in it Andrew, I'm sorry. You were feeling special?

No, and it is amazing. I'm excited about that. Yeah, I was feeling... As you know, I've been campaigning real hard for the Cock Awards. I've been putting the shifts in, running my campaigns, doing all that I can for it. I feel like the reception has been great. Got real excited.

Got an email earlier this week for the Beak Awards, an invite to the Rooster Teeth Beak Awards, which I'm assuming are now the Cock Awards, rebranded as the Beaks. Correct. And I got real excited. I looked at it, and my dumb brain went, oh, I don't remember if I've ever gotten one of these.

I mean, I've been to three all-hands meetings at this point i think uh this is this will look things are looking good things are looking bright and the fact that i'm getting invited maybe this means i'm a shoo-in to win the cock finally and then i looked at it i opened it further and saw it said uh guest list is too large to display i thought that this was a personalized email because there was no CC on it. It was just to me. Oh, but it's everyone in the whole company? It was just a company-wide invite

that is so large that it was in no way special. So I don't know. I'm no longer taking it as a shoo-in guaranteed. Well, think about it this way. There are seven and a half billion people on earth almost none of them got that email that's jeff jeff i'm loving you today first well you alan wake two thing you made me feel a little worse about it but you've raised me here that's a great spin i love your spin zone on this oh i'm happy to i'm happy to do it man it's all about building

each other up that's uh that's what I'm here for. Yeah, that's what we do. Yeah, innit. Yeah, just like Gavin. So, we're getting probably pretty close to you waxing your fuse. Yeah, four minutes from now. So, one more thing I want to ask. You know, we had the discussion about the Smut podcast

and then we decided that we were going to write our own Smut and then Andrew and Eric backed off almost immediately and left it to Gavin and I. So I have written, I'd say probably 60% of our sex scene and I presented it to you guys today. Wanted to see what you thought about it. Definitely want to get Gavin's feedback

and I need him for some of the British slang authenticity because I'm trying to understand Cockney rhyming slang and it's difficult even with Wikipedia. My real quick feedback, I briefly showed Gracie the amount that you wrote and she just went, oh my God. Yep, that's the appropriate reaction. I mean, that's kind of how I feel too.

Well, yeah. So my question is, because these books are like 400 pages long, I need to set a setting. I need to provide a little bit of background for what's going on. I don't want to spoil it by reading it or talking about it here

because I think it should appear on that other podcast as a part of the Clutch My Pearls podcast. That's where it should debut, I think. We can't actually wreck their podcast with this, though, can we? I assume we would just have them do a segment on ours. No way. I want them to read Jeff's insane writing on their show. Dude, they're doing a fucking episode on a...

I hope I'm not spoiling this, but I heard them the other day. They're doing a Thanksgiving episode, and one of the short stories is a guy's dick can come out anything, and so they lose their turkey, and so the guy jizzes out a butter rum turkey so i don't think anything i've written is is out of pocket here you've never been in a tight jam on thanksgiving before yeah what book is that and i and i think that i was setting setting a setting a mood but my question to y'all is because i don't i i what do you think about it

am i off am i on the right track how do you think about it? Am I on the right track? How do you feel about the scene that I've presented? It's about... I'll say this. It's about a man and a woman and an alien. I mean, is this something that... I just thought it'd be more of a group effort. Well, the group isn't doing anything. First off,

Andrew and Eric said no. I felt like we were pretty clear about, I don't want anything to do with this, and neither did Andrew. Okay, creative differences. You and I. I felt like we were pretty clear about I don't want anything to do with this and neither did Andrew. Okay, well, I thought... Yeah, it was creative differences. I thought we would, you know,

get together, have a little writing session. So I guess Gavin is upset that you two didn't get together for coffee. So what you're saying is you don't like what I've written. Well, I'm saying, can I chime in for a paragraph? I want you to have full input into it.

That's what I said when I said, I just, this is just a jumping off point. I've written this. I'd love for your feedback. I'd love for you to participate. Mark it up. Change it as much as you want to. I want you to be a part of it too. I mean, hell, I wrote you into it.

Glormalium protodongarian. Glormalium protodongarian is the emissary of the alien sex race, yes. Wait, so Gavin is in the story? Well, a proximity, approximation of Gavin is, you didn't... It's a woman. Yeah,

what was it, Gavalina Sploogery, I think is her name? Jeff is the Alan Wake of smut. He's just putting people in stories. I'm gonna find this in a lunchbox. Okay, I'm gonna go apply the wax a lunchbox. I'm going to go apply the wax. I'll be back. It will be a collectible someday.

Anyway, I just wanted to know if you guys thought my, I mean, I worked really hard on it. I just thought I made something pretty fun and good and sexy

and I just wanted to see what you guys thought. But all I'm getting is just negativity. No, no, no. I really liked it. I just was, I just hope I can add

a little bit of descriptive smut of my own. You can add as much as you want. You can change it if you want to. This is, I think what you've said, somebody had, somebody had to put something to paper first. Yeah.

I bet, I bet you were able to shit all of that out in like 10 minutes too. Uh, cause you could just write, you could just go. It took me a little longer than 10 minutes, but yeah, it was pretty fast,

but I was also, I also were, it was but yeah it was pretty fast but i was also i also were it was also it was fast but it was hard and it was hard it was hard brain work were you worried about like building the universe out like keeping everything consistent throughout the story i don't want here's what i don't want i don't want to just present a boring ass scene where a dude and a lady or and an are going at it. And you don't understand their motivations. You don't understand the implications. You don't you don't understand the gravity of the situation and what's at stake. So I tried to I understand that it's paragraphs, but I tried to build out my world so you would understand like why they need to have sex. Yeah, I think I think that part really comes through here.

Yes. have sex yeah i think i think that part really crumbs through here yes the only way glorb glorb borg dorg glab borg uh i think like i get it it's the swedish chef fucking no no that's i mean that's him speaking in his alien language that's just how how it sounds to us this is the kind of thing that if you if you found scrawled in a notebook, you'd immediately be terrified and you'd start looking over your shoulder. Yep. And what he said, it's you're quoting him, what he actually said was to the United Nations, to save society, we must fuck society.

It is the way, yes, the only way, glorb, glorb, borg, dorg, glab, borg. Yeah. Which is, I don't know what that means, but in his language it's like some Winston Churchill shit. Yeah, I just didn't want to spoil too much, you know, so. Between recordings, I thought it'd be cool if we both wrote a paragraph and they had to figure out who wrote which paragraph. But now I think they're definitely going to know.

Andrew, did you apply the wax? I'm working on it. Oh, he's, okay, never mind. Sorry, I thought he had gotten close. I thought he had come back. You can still hear us. Sorry, he's okay. Never mind. Sorry. I thought he had gotten close. I thought he had come back. You can still Harris. Sorry. He's messed it up.

Yeah. He's messed it up. Oh, God. Andrew, what position are you in? Andrew, give us the play-by-play. It's on the pubes. Oh, God. It's point of no return.

Point of no return. Oh, boy. How do I know when it's done? Oh, that's point of no return. Point of no return. Oh, boy. How do I know when it's done? Oh, that's an unfortunate phrase. Yeah, are you close to the mic to rip it off or what? I'll be moving back in a minute. Okay. Man, turning Nick's mic on was the best decision we ever made.

Goddamn. Oh, man. i'm so eager we're just invested in this now i've got yeah yeah yeah yeah i've got notes that i don't even want to talk about i can't wait for this right i know same and hey by the way can i be honest with you guys i had so much fun writing that scene today and i'm so into the world building of what's called my story which is called the breakout session i might write the whole goddamn novel wow or gavin and i might write the whole goddamn novel i'll give you uh co-creator credit obviously co-writer credit if you want it if you want to actually get in there and in the weeds with me in the dick weeds with me i feel like when it comes to books the ratio

is a little off like the cookbook that that was I wrote one thing, I think. Well, yeah. Somebody just had to make the book, and so I did that. I begged you guys for your recipes. Over and over and over again. That's true. Thank you, Nick. You're welcome. Great, great decision, turning that mic on.

That fucking cookbook's not gonna come out until, like, next April or something, even though it's done because it takes forever to get shit printed and made and I'm yeah but I'm really proud of it I hope people will like it as much as they like our sex book wait when's it come out

I think it's like next like spring oh wow it takes a long time to get shit printed oh he's back I'm back Andrew you back i screwed up almost immediately okay well set this set the scene what happened so first of all i don't know how much wax you're supposed to put on so i hope there's enough i just i kept i also don't know what side of the paper is supposed to have wax on it um but we got through that the issue uh that i had was you're supposed to pull against the grain

and i immediately didn't do that i i left one corner that was like pullable easily and it's the wrong way so i don't know if that'll make it worse i don't think it'll make it better can you just peel up the other side a little? I think it'll just make it less effective. It's heavily locked in. Is there a way you can get right up on that microphone? Oh, I will. I will when it's time. Yeah, I'll give it probably like one more minute. What do you mean when it's time?

How long does it have to sit? I think like five minutes. What? That doesn't sound right, does it? No. How do you figure out your grain? Oh, wait. Gracie's typing.

Gracie said, I don't think so. I think you said it. You kind of like, you like rub it on and then you pull. Yeah, pretty instant once you put the paper on. I mean, leave it for five minutes and go to a hospital. I mean, all of the funny TikToks I've seen, it's pretty instant. Well, we're already at five minutes. So I'm just, I'm going to, here we go.

Oh boy. I'm going to. Here we go. Oh, boy. I don't even. Give me a second. If he. Is he just going to go? It would have been so funny if he had like a piece of paper or something that he just ripped really loudly. Or like had Velcro he just put right next to the microphone. Yeah. Yeah, do it.

It's a good time. Thanks, Kevin. Great time. Good time. Thanks, Kevin. Great time. Good job. I'm having fun.

What a time. Well, it definitely worked. It worked with the gray. It was so loud. It sounded like he stopped on a crisp packet. Oh, I'm getting it. Oh, this is good. I'm back.

He has to be bleeding. Yeah, absolutely. Do you remember in the breakfast club when Emilio Estevez was crying because he and his buddies held a dude down and taped his butt cheeks together when they ripped the tape off of Bled? If that makes somebody bleed, there's no way this isn't... It's probably like in a fucking horror movie when you cut somebody's arm off and the blood just goes like bloop, bloop, bloop. Gracie said that she gasped it was so loud.

That was great. That made me laugh so hard I started sweating. Oh my God. It's so loud. So do you think he has unwaxable pubes or no? Oh, I think they're pretty waxable. Oh my God.

Andrew, how are you feeling? I think he left. I think he said he was going to go for a minute. Oh, did he pass out? Oh my God. He's getting the paramedic to help him down the stairs right now. Anyway, I got it figured out for a minute. Oh, did he pass out? Oh my God. He's getting the, he's getting the paramedic to help him down the stairs right now.

Anyway, I got it figured out for you guys. I just had to order a jackhammer this week instead. Right, right. Thank you. Really appreciate that. Hey, tomorrow we're jackhammering, huh?

We are. By the time you hear this, we have, we will have already jackhammered and started filling beanhole pens. Wait, if you were out of town, how'd you manage the jackhammer?

Because I had to do it with the limited time that I had while catching up, I had the jackhammer. I need to, I need to like talk to this person and make sure they're okay with us filming it.

This isn't like, I can't just like book an appointment. No! The puke thing. I think, I think what I'm, I'm going to speak Eric for a second. What Eric's trying to say

in his angry Eric language is that he was running on a limited amount of time because he was out of town. So he had to prioritize the things he did. And this hanging Chad had been lingering for a lot longer than the pube thing. So he prioritized it. You're the head of a whole department. You've got employees. I didn't expect you personally to arrange it. employees. I didn't expect you personally to arrange it. I'm not

going to make Gracie call a waxing woman and say, hey, we want to film this kind of like a glory hole situation. I'm going to go ahead and take that one on. It just, unfortunately, this is the way it worked out this week.

I'm trying to protect my employees from having to do the things that are shameful. A, it's work. And B, maybe we should make a list of undelegatables. I think most of this podcast is undelegatables. I think I got to agree with Eric on that one. Oh, Andrew sent us a post. Oh, no.

Oh, my God, that's so much hair. By the way, Andrew dropped off the call. Oh, I will say there's no blood. He sent us a photo. No, this photo will never see the light of day. No, it'll never make it onto an episode or on Instagram, but god damn that

looks painful zero blood though zero blood it's kind of like i like that he used that dog shit camera again and it's also like there's like a handprint in the in the glare on the table. I like that it has shot on UMI Digi G1 Max watermark at the bottom. Why is it so thin? It looks like head hair. I don't want to get into a pube thickness comparison. I just imagine it's a slightly unfocused photo because he's shaking so much.

Andrew, are you back? How are you doing? I'm sweating. We are too. Because I'm having such a good time. Oh, God. Was there any blood? No blood, but it was like I got punched in the dick by Winnie the Pooh.

Because it's like honey wax. It looks like I won a fight with Winnie the Pooh, but he took a lot of hair with him. So how does it feel? So first off, was it pleasurable? Oh, it was the best time I've had all year. Okay. Can't wait for you to experience it, Gavin. Do you feel smooth now?

I feel sticky is how I describe myself. Is it all gone? Did he get it all in one or is there more? Do you have lingering hair? We didn't have the men on the field for full coverage, but the zone that was covered has definitely been cleared gotcha gotcha so you think you'll make this a part of your normal routine uh i mean i feel light-headed and sweaty and kind of like i need to lay down

so yes so it's kind of euphoric is what you're saying interesting uh yeah euphoric is a great way to put it definitely euphoric um i'm definitely a different person than i was 20 minutes ago can i just say on behalf of uh of gavin and i we're sorry eric didn't protect you no i didn't i didn't need eric did great whatever eric did doesn't... I don't even think he's making sense when he's talking. What... Whatever Eric... I don't know what you had to do with any of what just happened, but whatever you did, you did a great job at it, buddy. Awesome.

He's so supportive. It's because he's such a kid. It's the euphoria. Yeah. It's like he just got out of hot yoga oh yeah rejuvenated Gavin how do you feel about this does this embolden your idea that this is going to be a pleasurable experience for us

um yeah I think I think it'll be good because he did an area much worse in my opinion well right I mean the whole point of this is you think it's going to be almost pleasurable to do that area yeah i just think it won't hurt okay all right yeah i think you're gonna also be a different person on the other side of it and i think you're gonna have a great time where do we get who's making the glory hole that's the question we need that's like the key part of this whole it is the key part and like what does it look like is it just like the the face gray and black with the logo and the stars i think it should say a face production right i think it should be like a

piece of wood with a hole in it that's painted green so you could add whatever you want to it easily and oh like a little green screen our head like too close to it though it'd fuck up the our hair would be too close you don't want to do it up the hair. Our hair would be too close. You don't want to do it in camera? I think we should do it in camera. Yeah, I think we should get something made. Just get like some foam core made with like a f*** face production or a uniform production or a f*** face presented by uniform or something.

I just think there's so many good ideas that it's tough to, like it could say anal passage across it. That's funny. We could do like a f*** face MGM thing. That's funny. Do we want like a f*** face MGM thing. That's funny. Do we want to have just one hole for the face or do we want two leg holes as well?

Why would you have two leg holes? I don't understand. Do you think this is your full body? What's happening? Why would you have leg holes? Gavin, I understand and I like it. How? How do you understand it? What does that mean? Let me draw you a diagram. Okay.

Like you'd be squatted? It's for your opening slate and then your ending slate. You get the front of us and the back of us. I don't think we can do that. Again, we have to work with a professional who has to do their job well. So, like, we try to just stay away from that area as much as we can. They're going to be in that area. They are. And so we just stay away from that area as much as we can. They're going to be in that area. They are. And so we should stay away from that with cameras.

The glory hole screen will be in front of it. All you'll be able to see is thank you for watching and then our shoes. We just have to stay away from it altogether is what I'm trying to get. We just the putting your head through a hole is already more than enough i would think i do you mean two diagrams so like one would be for your legs and it would be double coverage is that what you're saying what draw draw your diagram because i don't understand what you want this to be now yeah wait you're talking to me or him okay i want to make sure because i just pitched one i

just want to hold on i'm i'm in pain at the moment because what i'm imagining now in my head is that you have one for the back and one for the front and the front is at the beginning of the video and your leg sticking through something is for the end of the video why would we do but what are you going to show what everyone's wrong everyone's But what are you going to show... Everyone's wrong. Everyone's wrong. What are you going to show for the legs go... It doesn't make any... What?

Well, no, it could be what his legs do when it's getting waxed. Are you saying, like, the person's going to be folded up and their legs and their head are going to be out of the same one? Or out of the same...

Okay, so... I'm having trouble with the... Oh, is it because it doesn't make any sense? No, it makes sense. It makes sense. Oh, okay. My idea definitely makes sense. Your idea is a great idea, Joe.

I've got to send this now. Just putting your head through a thing is way more than enough. That's all we need. Yeah, you're probably right. I was just asking a question. Just asking questions, man. It's all that, yeah. I'm just a just asking questions guy. man it's all that yeah i'm just just asking questions guy don't worry i'm just i'm just shooting ideas in you know i've already

had the beanie today i thought maybe i'm gonna roll here we go it's not even it didn't solve the problem they created the beanie and it didn't solve the issue it just made it tall oh shit it's really small What the fuck did you just say? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's, yeah, I see what you're saying. Oh, downwards. But I don't understand. But I don't understand.

This doesn't make. You would see, right, a head through a hole, and then below that, it would be like a face production. And then you would see knees coming through, going down. Right. And this person is supposed to wax you under it. Under it. Yeah. So do you think that's how that's going to work? You don't think it's going to be you on all fours? I think

you'd have to turn side. I think you'd have to lay sideways and then we just have to reorient the camera. You don't think it's going to be you with your ass in the air, dude? No, I'm going to be on my back with my with my legs, with my knees tucked in my chest. Oh, you might. Yeah.

I thought you'd be I'll write this down because that's a question I have to ask, I guess. Gracie, how does it work? What the fuck are you doing right now? Gracie just says four question marks. we're verging verging in a weird territory right now i need to know how it works is there anyone how how it works however it works we'll we'll build around it but i also think that there's

some validity to the idea of having our heads stick out of one hole and that'd be the beginning of the video and then our feet sticking out of the other hole and that'd be the thanks for watching part of the video and you can see our feet slam up as soon as it the rip happens I will say as the only person I believe here that is waxed this is ridiculous

oh you are the expert your idea is fantastic great idea another good one by you. Great idea, buddy. 10 out of 10. Another home run. It's only too bad that this wasn't face off because that would have been a grand slam right there. The idea you just had that drawing.

Very good. My favorite part is how it took up 8% of the image. It was big when I drew it. He likes to leave room for innovation. I'm starting the next tea towel. We should make a f*** face art book for like a coffee table book.

That's just all of our drawings and paint. We got aisles in a supermarket we got andrew's bedroom diagrams we've got uh we've got the gerbler whatever the fuck you just drew so we won't be able to do any of this with our head through a hole yes we'll have to we can but what i'm saying is that you laying on your back is like i think that that is such wishful thinking. I just don't think that I think you will have to be on all fours or on your side. I don't think that you're going to be on your back. If you're on your back, how do you stick your head through the hole?

That's all. None of it makes sense. Like in the image, like in the diagram. Oh, okay. No, you're right. You got me there that's a good point they will have to hold your knees up well that's what the holes for the legs are for we can definitely at least get your face through a hole while you scream and say i

was wrong i was wrong so we can get that yeah. But I will ask what position you will be in, and then that will inform what kind of... Contraction. That will inform what kind of slate that we will have around you, I guess. Wait, what's happy baby yoga pose? Yeah, Gracie said it's happy baby yoga pose. Let's Google that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense wow that that gives full access to the gooch right there no wonder i'm in such a good mood i was in happy baby i didn't even know it that's i tapped into my happy baby. Gonna be the least flattering position I will have ever been filmed in. I'm not gonna film any of that. I'm just getting your face.

Gavin, it may come down to you rotoscoping our dicks out of stuff again. Nah, we can hide it under the board and we just need like a selfie stick, I think, just to get the angle. Okay, okay, that's cool. That makes sense.

This is gonna work. This is gonna work. Yeah. I just want to say great ep, everybody. That was really good performances all around. Thanks, Andrew. You're welcome. I had fun.

That was a great hour. Good energy. Good energy by everybody. Good vibes. Really happy with what everybody brought to the table today. Mm-hmm. Can we end this now? You raring to jump into that next recording we have to do immediately after this?

The Sopranos sounds great. I can't wait for some Sopranos. we have to do immediately after this? The Sopranos sounds great. I can't wait for some Sopranos. Are you going to need a few moments to collect yourself or do you think you're ready to go? I'm well and collected. Yeah, you sound like it.

It sounds good. All right, well, there you go. You heard it here. Andrew is well and collected. He's still riding that euphoric waxing high. Thanks for listening to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. Out of 180 episodes recorded, this was definitely

one of them. Why don't you tell a friend about this podcast and maybe convince them to listen to an episode or two. This might be a good place to start. Might be a bad place to start. Maybe don't do it. Or maybe do do it. I'll leave that up to you. You've got autonomy. We'll see you next time.

Hey guys, Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Everyone's favorite movie is Poimal Fear. Is it time to shave our heads? Let's talk Crazy Frog Rule 34. Is it a sub,

hoagie, or grinder? The boys dug another hole. Nick is the dirt man. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.