Regulation Podcast - Sausage Talk 2

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Alright, well here we are. Sausage Talk. Episode 2. I'm dizzy. Yeah. You're still dizzy. I've got a gut full of soda. Busy. Yeah.

You're still busy. I got a gut full of soda. We did the Gerpler, no Burpler, for... Have we talked about what that's... Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's for the... I think we have, haven't we? I don't know.

That's why I looked at you and I said, have we talked about this? Wait a second. We filmed a special video that goes on the 10 golden Gerplers. Yeah. Which is a thing I think we've established. I hope that it's a thing we haven't established and people are listening to this and going,

the 10 what? Who knows? There's a special thing for the winners of the Golden Gerbs that will probably end up visible for everyone to see. Probably. It's up to the audience. Depending on the people who win. Winners, a weird way to phrase it,

it's just random. 10 people who buy this cup will get this. Well, the lottery is random, isn't it? Yeah, I guess. That's fair. Hey, you know what? That was a great counterpoint. Pretty interesting take, Gavin. We're not doing the boring thing. That's not what this is. I'm not saying we are.

I just think he's really interesting. He's kind of hanging on his every word. We're going to make Andrew deafen again. What a fascinating life. We're not doing it. We were trying to figure out earlier who's more boring, me or Jeff, and Andrew got so boring he's deafened. We're gonna fight about this who's more boring later. It is definitely me.

I'm so boring. No, you're not. Alright. So, what's on this sausage talk? What's on the docket? I have a list of things. Okay. Because I feel like we have a lot of bits in the ether. Eric was kind enough to make a post on the subreddit. Yeah, me and Andrew talked about this,

and he reached out on the Discord. I made a post on the subreddit, because I think Andrew's idea is very good. Reach out to the audience and say, what bits have we dropped? What's some things where we left them in the dust, but we should maybe pick up again? And when we talked about it, I said,

I'll make the post on the subreddit, because otherwise everyone's just going to go, eat the pencil, eat the pencil. Oh, I'm going to fucking eat the pencil. Print the log. Can you do the pencil? Like, that's all it's going to be. And he said, I'll go on the Discord because they're a little bit sick of the pencil. And then, so I made this post and hopefully we got some good responses. I'm sure we did.

Yeah, I kind of, I pulled a list from there and I feel like we can either like address certain things or be like, you know what, actually we don't want to do that. We have no interest. So at least it has a conclusion. Let's do that.

For people who are maybe waiting for something. That's a great idea. Fucking awesome. In addition to that, I have the Cosmic Crisp care package I can open up

and Gavin has the best of face he can show us. Yeah, I've been working on the best of face which I can play for you on this Here's Sausage talk. We'll also see how much time we have but we do have a list of merch that we need to figure out if we're gonna because now we're doing bits for the show and i really need answers on stuff uh which was the purpose of sausage talk right so um

i mean again this is what a surprise but uh and, do you want to lead us off with some bits that maybe we left in the dust? Sure. So, like, obviously, I feel like I have the leading things that I think I need to do. 20,000 things list. Something that will still, I'm still working on it. It will eventually drop suddenly. Okay. So, you're just adding to the list?

What do you mean? Do you think it's going to drop suddenly in approximately 20 000 days uh yes yeah that feels like a long time one thing a day maybe no i'm doing more than one thing a day i'm going in chunks when i revisit it but it is i'll be honest i thought you just straight up failed that yeah no absolutely not i'm still working on it it's still progressing it's not something i about. Do we want to make like a document so we could reference this? 20,000 days, 54 years? Probably, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, Andrew. Yeah, I'll be done by then. I'll be done by then. Hey, Andrew. This is what I wanted you to do when you made the list is put it on this like Google Docs

so we could access it. We could look at like, go line by line and could access it. We could look at, like, go line by line and have it numbered. And then you did it your own fucking way, and that's why the bit dropped. And Eric was very clear up front on how you shouldn't do it. Highly opinionated.

Highly right. Yes. Nobody said you weren't. No, you're right. Oh, my God. I don't like the word opinionated when it's not an opinion when I'm right, when it's a fact.

I didn't move to a doc. I'm now in a Google Doc, so I'm doing it that way. Okay, so here's the thing. Highlight everything, and then where you can like bullet point down, select the numbered one. So that way every time you do a new line, it gives a number. Does that make sense? Makes sense. Yeah, yeah.

Got it. Nice. Definitely don't got it but i got it got it next thing on the do we want to make a a like google doc and this so we can like reference in the future no i think i think i want to see what these things are and then we'll okay i think we can kind of pick them up naturally that's how it feels okay yeah so next thing me finishing on my thing i still have three marathons obviously That was a fucking insane plan for me to make. That was...

Yeah. It's from the time I've stated that to now, I've grown a little as a person. I think I've become a little wiser, a little less burger confidence. It's still the thing I'd like to do, but it's just not... It's not possible for me to do.

What if you chipped away at it slowly? Or are you saying you have to do them in one go? I know. I think i want to do what i said i would do of the three in a week i want to give it an honest try but it's just not i feel like you're a realistic way that that would happen you're the way you feel about these marathons is vastly affected by the percentages of your ankles what are we at right now my ankles are great the problem is when i i made that declaration and then i really fucked up my ankle for like four months last year. And it just, I think I grew wiser in that time

of not being able to do anything. I was like, you know what? I am human. I am mortal. I cannot just declare these things. You know what? I am human. I accept it.

I accept my humanity. After all these years, I'm human. That was one of the first things I ever learned. Yeah. You know, I would expect that from such a boring individual like yourself. That makes sense. That lines up. That's on par for you.

Now we can move away from me, I feel, and go to Jeff. You still have to throw a second baseball. Real quick, I wonder how long it would take you to walk a marathon throughout the course of a regular day. Like if you just turned a step counter on and it just like told it to ding you when it hits 26.2 miles,

do you think it would take you like a week, a month? Yeah, what if you walked from mall to mall in a straight line? Oh, that'd probably do it. Oh, mall to mall? That would knock it out real quick. If we use...

That might be one marathon in itself. The average male step length of 30 inches, that means your marathon would be 55,374 steps to complete. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.

Hmm. Hmm. That's lower than I would have anticipated. Do you realize how many 55,000 is? Because you can't name 20,000 things, and this is more than double. Yeah, no, that's fair. That's two and a half steps per thing, right?

You can think and walk. You can kill two birds with one stone. I feel like you're supposed to walk for fitness, they say 10,000 steps a day, so that's only five and a half days. Yeah, that doesn't seem too bad. Okay. That seems feasible.

I need to throw a second baseball. You need to throw a second baseball. You threw one. I don't even remember what you clocked in at. Like 62, 63, 42, 49, 50. Now, obviously, you've had a lot of stuff going on. I feel like you still deserve some time to train, potentially, or adjust in some way.

Well, I'm not even convinced that the gun we have works right. I could have been thrown harder than that. We could do an actual... We could just use footage. We can measure the ball with inches or centimeters and then use the footage to see how fast it went. Once again, using we. All right, well, what do you mean?

Well, I do it all the time in videos for like bullets and stuff. Oh, really? I'm gonna be honest. You just bored the shit out of me with that. We're not doing this. That's not helping me out right now. We should drop. There's a bad bit. Who's more boring bit is a bad bit. It's not a bit. It's not good. It's not a

bit. I'm more boring than you. Eric, it's the hands we've been dealt. I have the lamest fucking life and I refuse to sit here and be told that Gavin's life is lamer than mine. You can mute and I'll just wave my arms when we're fucking done with this part. It's not a lame-off, it's just a bore-off. Boring is lame.

So, you threw 44? 44. Yeah. The goal was 80. Yeah. Could you do 60 this year? Yeah. How much time 60 this year? Yeah. How much time do you need and then we'll get out there again. Is the shoulder more or less seized up than it was then?

I'm at like I'm trying to categorize. What happened last time is that he was gonna do it and then he got back arthritis. I'm doing. Oh, you know what? You know what? Oh, shit. There's a four alarm house fire in Arden Heights, New York.

Got the notification on my phone. What if you held out your arm and we just drove a van into it with a mattress on the front? I think I could get to 60. I'm like, with the exception of an ankle issue, I'm at like 95%.

I don't understand where 60 is coming from. 60 miles an hour. Gavin said, could I throw 60 this year? It's halfway between where he threw and where he needs to be. Okay, so we're seeing if he can still not get to where he said he could get. We're working our way up. Yeah. Gavin's idea is to get to 80.

You got to iterate. Yeah. Yeah, iterate is to get to 80. You got to iterate. Yeah. I would go with built in a day. I want Jeff to win this. I think we need to set a new line. I think 60. I'll get to 60. And then when I get to 60, that's the milestone I'll hit.

And then we'll evaluate from there. And I think we'll bin that little radar gun. Because who knows if that was accurate. Yeah. It was. When do you want to throw? You think the radar gun was broken

and that's why Jeff threw 44. You think that's the reason. You think that the radar gun was broken. I don't know. We weren't using it properly. Yeah, like,

is it measuring his arm? Is it measuring the ball? How do we know what it sees? When do you want to throw the baseball? When do you think that, like, you want, like, the first week of May?

It is February 17th for everyone at home. It is February 17th right now. I just want you to know, Gavin, I really like you want like the first week of may it is it is february 17th for everyone at home it is february 17th right now i just want you to know gavin i really i really like you right now i really appreciate you right now i like having you on my side we're a good team i want to i'm pretty pro gavin right now when a big fan when do you think you could throw 60 i think i need to here's what i think we need to do okay i think we need to, here's what I think we need to do. Okay. I think we need to set a new baseline. Okay. We can,

and we'll double verify it. We'll use the shitty gun that we have and Gavin's science method and see if we can determine if they're roughly the same. Then we'll know and then we'll know what I'm actually throwing at because I might already be at 60.

You're not. I might have been at 60 that day and the gun malfunctioned. Eric didn't even go. You didn't even, how do you know what you threw? Because it's not 60. I think we need

to set a new baseline in 2023 because I might already be there. I've been lifting weights. I might already be there. Not to interject too much with you. I know you're trying to schedule, Eric. We should do this at the same time. You guys have been talking about wanting to throw fruit to see what fruit could be thrown the furthest. You could do both of these things at the same time.

Yeah. F*** Face has a toss. I want to get. The toss off. I want to get one thing done. Okay. For this show, I simply want to do one thing. I think we've been pretty good at doing things recently.

We've done some things. Dude, we've done so much supplemental content. Yeah. Recently, yes. Andrew and I filmed a whole much supplemental content. Yeah. Recently, yes. Andrew and I filmed the whole secret podcast yesterday. Can I ask again? When?

Okay. What's today? February 17th? Yes. God, I'm looking at Eric thumb through his calendar. It's a shit show. Look at that.

That's ugly. It's all the time. If you printed each page of that, you could make a piece of art. When does baseball start? When's opening day? April 7th no no no it's the end of march they moved it up oh did they yeah yeah let's do it on opening day

you want to do what on opening i'm gonna set a new baseline you're gonna set a new baseline on opening day the day that i want to watch baseball you're gonna watch you're gonna watch me throw baseball what's more baseball than baseball i'll get Padres opening day 2023. Can we just drag a TV out and have it on? Oh, I'm definitely going to have it on my phone. Yeah, absolutely. Thursday, March 30th at 1.10 p.m. against the Padres host the Colorado Rockies.

Oh, that's great. We'll do it that morning. We'll throw baseball, set a baseline, celebrate with breakfast, and then we'll release Eric to go watch baseball. Then we'll return and film F*** Face in the afternoon. F*** Face tossers. Add people, Jeff.

And then we'll get our fruit going. I found a fucking awesome apple earlier. Andrew, I'm going to add you, even though you're not necessarily like me. I just want you to have, you know, like. Full visibility. Yeah, have like a real look at it. Nick, I just want you to have, you know, like full visibility. Yeah. Have like a real look at it. Nick and putting it on your calendar as well. Okay. And

face tossers 10 to 11 a.m. We can go longer if we need to on Thursday, the 30th. Sweet. Great. Perfect. I got the invite from Eric right there. One thing down. Yes. Boom. Yes. Locked in. Perfect. I got the invite from Eric right there. One thing down. Boom. Yes. Locked in. Gavin's going to put maybe.

I'm not a maybe putter. I'm a nothing or a yes. In the same way. Maybe doesn't, it's not doing anything for me. Maybe it's just a middle finger to everyone else on the list. Maybe just says I acknowledge that you sent me this. And you know that I've seen it. I'm not going to give you any useful information.

Great. About what I'm going to do with it, but I am letting you know I saw it. Okay. So we have a, we're going to have a baseline for when you throw the ball. Yeah. And then you're saying in three months after that, you can like all-star break? I think, I think, well, let's see where we are, right? It's hard to determine.

If I'm at 30, it might be hard. It might be hard to get there in three months get to 60 if i'm already at 60 then there's no point in doing it again i'll just go straight for 80 okay fair play yeah okay sounds good well we'll we'll aim for marked improvement 90 days after okay that's what i'm looking for 90 days thank you marked improvement okay even if it's me getting from like 78 to 81 or whatever if that's all i can muster because i'm already at the top like whatever you think okay whatever it's not even worth having the conversation it doesn't matter okay cool andrew

thank you that's a good bit that we can pick up next one yeah the chip off we need to do the old chip we got the vagina and the penis flavored chips we saw. Don't want to eat those. I mean, that could be a side thing within that. I'm not putting that as one of my chips. I think the original idea was that each would submit three flavors, and then we'd determine who had the best selection. I think the issue here mainly is logistically, how do we get all the chips to everyone?

Are we going to try and do that in person, or are we going to try and do that? No, I think it should be an episode. I don't think try and do that? No, I think it should be an episode. I don't think it should be supplemental content. I do think it should be an episode. I think that we'll, I'll have to order them. So everybody needs to get you a list of their chips. And then you'll figure out how to get it to everybody.

Five each, right? Yeah, five each. And then I'll work with. And I represent America in this, right? Yeah, I have to get an associate producer. I can get someone to help me with this. I just don't have time to do it. Top of the line.

I'll figure out Kat. Yeah. A plus. I bet you can't. She can do it. I think Stacey has time or no? Yeah, probably. Yeah.

I'll see if she can help. If we can get... I can get an associate producer to help me with this. I can get everything sent. We can budget against it. It should be fine. We're going to have to import stuff from England and then send it to Canada this. I can get everything sent. We can budget against it. It should be fine. We're going to have to import stuff from England

and then send it to Canada. But I can do that directly, I think. Okay. Instead of sending it here and then sending it out, I would just send it directly to Andrew.

This could potentially be more expensive than you think, but hopefully we have the credit card. It is going to be a lot more expensive. I mean, it's going to be a price point

that is not worth it, but we're going to do it. Hell yeah, we're going to do it. I mean, it's going to be a price point that is not worth it, but we're going to do it. Hell yeah, we're going to do it. Hell yeah, it's really expensive. Okay, cool. Then that's a good one. Thank you, Andrew. That's a good one.

If Rooster Teeth came to us and said, your potato chip bet is too expensive. Oh, no, we'll be fine. No one else here is going to have to hear about it it's just gonna be people talking to me and i'm gonna go don't worry about it as a company that had a show of based around chips uh-huh if we can't do our own chip bit i'll be livid yeah there you go there you have it okay andrew next next one is tuxedo photo shoot. Recreating the poster. Tuxedo. You gotta do the photo shoot. I can work with Cameron.

I can work with Cameron to find time to shoot something in the next. God, I'll work with you and you too. It's just a still though, isn't it? Yeah. Like the next like two weeks. Like you're going to be Jackie Chan and I'll be Jennifer Love Hewitt. And then we'll have Andrew somewhere in the picture represented like on the foot of the

kick or something I don't know yeah cause we'll put the we'll put this on the bottom of it right yeah the VCK yeah I guess he's not he's not on that though maybe he could be like opaque in the background like like Obi-Wan Kenobi

in a new hope yeah okay cool i just i pinged cameron he'll be able to shoot the photo if we can we can i know it's not i i know it's not canon with the photo yeah but if we can get him a costume andrew could be the water strider just like a bug? What does that mean? Just put him in a bug costume? On his back? Little wings. You don't want to dress up as a bug, Andrew? No, I don't want to be the water strider. Why not?

That's a terrible role. Hey, while we're scheduling, since we're having such a great time with this, not to jump on Andrew's bit, but could we schedule a Condor Man too, just so we have that? So here's the thing, you brought it up earlier. Is that what we're having such a great time with this. Not to jump on Andrew's bit, but could we schedule Condorman too, just so we have that? So here's the thing. You brought it up earlier.

Is that what we're doing? Are we doing Condorman? Yeah. Okay, I didn't feel like we had landed on, yes, we're doing this. I think there's an expectation with the audience. Yeah, we should do that. Trust me when I say,

I don't care about the expectation with the audience. When it comes to what we, comes to what things we feel like we're on the hook for we should dictate what we want to do I want to do condiment and I want to make the ice cream we talked about making the condiment crunch oh making the condiment ice cream

we talked about making it hand cranking ice cream so if I'm looking at a Friday a third let me keep going I love every time I talk about cool food like making it like hand cranking ice cream. Okay. So, if I'm looking at a Friday, a third, let me keep going. I love every time I talk about cool food, I look over at Nick and he's like, yeah. You don't know, this guy on fucking Face Jam is, he's a

like a gremlin. Yeah. Like full on. That's why I won't allow him to take the most normal person in the room. But here's the thing. But you're saying outside of this stuff, you're the most normal person in the room. But here's the thing. But you're saying outside of this stuff, you're the most normal person. Outside of what Nick does here, he, I think, is the most regular dude in the world.

The problem is when we start going to Schlotzky's and he goes, you know they're owned by Cinnabon, right? And I don't even want a Cinnabon. What would it even look like if we got one? What if I ate what Cinnabon even tastes like? It's like this is the one? What if I ate, what would a Cinnabon even taste like? It's like, this is the fucking- You wouldn't dare me

to eat four Cinnabons right now, right? That's crazy. It's just that you go, okay. I do agree. I think Nick is a regulation dude.

Yeah, absolutely. The 10th of March is a Friday. Okay. 1 p.m. Is it our time? Let me see. Okay.

Check my calendar. Gavin's not even bothering.. 1 p.m. Is it our time? Let me see. Okay. Check my calendar. Gavin's not even bothering. Oh, now he is. Didn't. He's not. He's not. He's just looking. He was looking straight ahead at Jeff.

Which day of March? 10th. Friday. Friday, March 10th, 2023. Pretty open for me. Pretty open for me. Andrew. Pretty open for Nick.

What are we doing? What are we talking about? How? How? Why? How? What the? Come on!

I forgot. I forgot what we were talking about. We're talking about the tuxedo, right? God! Oh, Condor Man. I remember Condor Man. Yeah. Good.

Well, thumbs up. You fucking ran Gavin out of the room. No, I just forgot what we're talking about because I was looking at the list and thinking about some of the upcoming things. Right, right, right. No, I understand. You were thinking two or three moves ahead.

I was. Yeah, I understand that. Absolutely. I'm in. All right, well... You're in for what? The date and time that you stated. I'm sorry, just to remind me, what would that be?

Go ahead and just go ahead and hit me with it one time. The date and the time that I gave. Hit me, Andrew, one more time. Yeah, go ahead. Uh, uh, 10, 10, my time. 10 a.m. 10 a.m. Your time on what was the date?

March 22nd. Yeah, that's a.m. your time on what was the date? March 22nd? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what the fuck I said. Yep. Kevin had an empty day in March, right? I was reading. I'm in.

Whatever. I'm committed. March 10th, buddy. Go team. We'll see you March 10th. Go team. March 10th? Oh, wow.

The condors will fly wait do i have something on march 10th oh my god i'm just kidding i'm just kidding one to five p.m so it's not 10 a.m your time 11 a.m okay so you have some time to sleep in make some brekkies and then get going make some ice cream you can enjoy with condor man one to five p.m we will do it like we did last time where uh i'll show the movie. We'll all be at home doing that stuff. Sounds good. Great. Perfect. Fantastic. Excellent.

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Okay. Thanks, man. F*** Face Plays Video Games. Just as a thing we do. F*** Face Plays Video Games. I'd like to do this. Like a Warzone thing. We should have a Warzone time.

Now, here's my question. Should we... Like, if we were to do that, if we were to film a Let's Play style video in us playing Warzone, whether it be threes or fours or whatever do we create like an edited achievement hunter video that we release kind of style or do we just stream it and if people tune in to watch it i think it should be a vod you think it should be a vod okay yeah because of different perspectives like if we're streaming i don't know nothing nothing boring about what's going on with gavin's face right now oh a little bit he's got about he's got some popcorn in his beard um

okay so we would make we would film it and so i need a filming setup here's here's what i think we stream it we can archive it if we want to we don't do it for multiple perspectives you just have the one that somebody's streaming from okay and you're good with that if we start doing achievement hunter which is i don't know if you're familiar a company that you started and now has become a much larger thing but then you're just doing it again and i don't think it needs to become that i think you don't want to do that yes i think you just stream from the one perspective and then have it be the lobby where you guys are playing together i think vod is way better i'm less interested in that you think because we're not gonna be shitting these out like playing games every day there's like purposeful

like definitely like oh we want to do this warzone thing so one time so don't do it live but record it and release it is that what you're saying at some point yes i think it's just way better when you can cut between angles okay so but but not like we're we're not establishing that we're gonna we're a gaming channel we're gonna start no absolutely not this is like this is no different than us watching the tuxedo or hitting baseballs like we've absolutely reviewed apples once we don't do that all the time we do it so what's in that package right there oh that's the fruits of our apple uh labor i don't agree i don't i will do this if you guys are saying that you think this So what's in that package right there? Oh, that's the fruits of our apple labor. I don't agree.

I will do this if you guys are saying that you think this is the best way to do it. I disagree that this is something that we should be doing. Okay. That's it. I can do it. We can do it. I'm not for it. Here's the deal.

We'll put a pin in that one. No, no, it's fine. We can figure it out. We can get it scheduled and we can do it. My question to you Gavin specifically is if we're gonna make this at some point however we decide to make it whether we just stream it like Eric's idea

or we make a VOD like your idea will you help me set up my computer and stuff oh yeah I need to connect an Xbox into it why don't we just do it here okay I have no problem with any of this I can get this set up and Andrew's set up. And Andrew's set up,

we can either do the thing where you plug in an external drive to the Xbox and just capture to that directly from the Xbox. You can do that? Or we can get

a capture set up, which will be more effort, but either way, we can just get his footage that way. Okay. We can... Sounds like something

we should continue to talk about. I don't like that Eric doesn't like it. I don't like doing stuff that Eric doesn't like. I'm for we should we should continue to talk about i don't like that eric doesn't like it i don't like doing stuff that eric doesn't like i'm for it if you guys want to do it but i i really want to make it known that like if you're asking is this is if this is the direction that we should be doing this type of stuff i don't think so i think releasing a vod that's a single perspective is the way to go but but it doesn't matter to me. That's all. I'll be honest, it doesn't really matter to me either. I just want

to play Call of Duty with you all. Totally! And when we played Call of Duty the other night, it was 100% content. And it was good content. And so if we're gonna be playing it, and it is content, we might as well find a way to share that. On occasion. Without creating any expectations that Jeff is

going to be a professional, professionally bad video game player again, which he is not. And is not, and that's not my life anymore. I think that's where you start, where, this is to me where it starts getting fuzzy.

Where you're saying, where you're saying like, oh, I'm not setting any expectations. We, as deliberate as we're being, we cannot do that. Yeah,

but we don't do like we've commentated on two movies i i understand that and then what's and then what's the expectation what's the next one oh here's another movie they should do here's another one they should do here's the next thing we just said that we don't care about expectation like we just we do the thing that we want to do this has just come from the games that we're playing in our personal lives and having fun very occasionally. I understand that. If we understand that, I'm talking about all of the people listening to this who are definitely not involved in this conversation,

but are still going to have that expectation regardless. And that's fine if that's what we want to do. If we want to play these games and do this stuff, let's do it. I will help facilitate. I'll produce it. I'll put it together. That's fine. and do this stuff.

Let's do it. I will help facilitate. I'll produce it. I'll put it together. That's fine. My issue is that I do think that it's going to only get the conversation going in that direction from now on.

Here's the next thing they should play. How come they're not playing this? Here's the other game. How come we're not commentating on X movie? I wish we had a camera just on Gavin eating this popcorn. You're seeing this, right? You're watching what's going on with Gavin eating this popcorn you're seeing this right? you're watching what's going on with Gavin and the popcorn?

it's hideous it's disgusting what you're doing with that popcorn I'm trying not to drop it into my beard so I don't have to like it's so fucking gross what you're doing you make food gross we will find a time to talk about

when we can get this set up so we can get Andrew set up. Your guys' we can get it all recorded. Good to go. Here's the deal. At the end of the day, Eric is the producer of the show and I trust him. And so even if I don't always agree necessarily, I trust Eric. But if you guys are saying that this is the thing that you

want to do, I'm not going to be the one to put my foot down and say, no, you're not. I'm going to say here's how I feel. Let me help you do the thing that you want to do. So that's it. As long as I'm not going to be the one to put my foot down and say no you're not I'm going to say here's how I feel let me help you do the thing that you want to do so that's it as long as I'm heard then I don't care I don't think you're necessarily like I agree with you I just don't think war zone is a game that that would translate well with

like I think for other things if we want to do it would be perfect but I just don't think war zone would make sense for how that game is structured okay Gavin keeps looking at me side-eyed eating popcorn in his beard. Gavin's decided that instead of being embarrassed by having popcorn in his beard, he's going to make sure that nobody ever eats popcorn again.

By making it look so disgusting to ingest. We'll look at playing Warzone soon. Andrew, what's the next thing? The issue with streaming it. Okay, go ahead. Well, if someone dies, gets sent to the gulag,

you're not watching the game anymore. You're watching... If we both die and you're streaming from one of our point of views and Andrew's, it's way better if we can cut to who's playing. Are you still talking about this? Yes, he is. There also is a bug.

I don't know if they fixed it where you would be forced to spectate other teams. It would be a theoretic, there'd be a scenario in which we couldn't watch ourselves play. That'd be crazy. Dude, my favorite thing

about Warzone 1 was Emily and I would, she would watch, she loves to watch Warzone. That's like her favorite thing to do. She'll ask me to play Warzone just so she can watch. And then what we do

is I die, obviously, play solos, right? Starts with 150 people. Maybe I make it to 20 probably maybe 15 if I'm lucky but probably not probably the 30s or the 40s yeah and then it just cuts to the next person and then we just watch it like tv and we watch and we root for them until they get killed and then it takes over the next person's view and then you just see like how you're always the winner yeah well no it's like it's like you like did the person that killed me win the game or how far did

they get and you just kind of string it along. And it's wildly entertaining. Yeah, I mean, if we're streaming my perspective, you'll have a lot of footage of me looking into the gulag waiting to fight Sam. Okay, what's next on the list, Andrew? Next one, person Samothy organized a really great list with specific episode mentions. Gavin does the end cap challenge

2022 episode 35 is that anything you would you have any interest in doing that i feel like we kind of covered this with the like yeah what are the rules i have to eat for a week on those i think you have to just do yeah there also was in episode 41 eat only off of one aisle of the store challenge now the nice the nice thing about this one is that you're here, so I can go to the grocery. We can all go to the grocery store with you and verify that you're actually shopping from an end cap. And we can film it.

I would trust you to do it because I think you're a righteous man who would not cheat us. I trust you too, but I think it's good content to walk around and watch you try to shop from in-caps. We can do that new HEB that just opened up. It's two stories that everybody's so excited about. It's on Lake Austin Boulevard. There's an HEB that has a

separate escalator next to the main one and you push your car into it and it rides up next to you. That's so fucking cool. Oh my god. That's some tech. We'll definitely get footage of that. I just feel like if Gavin's going to be doing a challenge like that, we could take advantage of the fact that he's not remote. In a way we couldn't with Andrew.

My thing would be like, is that something you do want to pick up on or do you think it's something we've left in the dust and why go back to it? That's interesting. It's your choice. We don't have to do all these things. It's just we're now evaluating if we want to or not. I think we've covered some of it with the draft, the food draft. I think it touches on some of these ideas.

The risk for that is that it's just super easy to shop from end caps. Yeah. So maybe we could try it and film it. And if it's shit, we just won't put it out. Or even like the thing you film could be this is shit. We're not. This is why. This is actually what this becomes.

Yeah, I'm happy to try it. Yeah. OK, I think it's worth I think it's worth giving a shot to. And then if it's not interesting for us, we just walk away. That's the thing that I'm most concerned. Yeah. Sure. I don't want to be like like going down, checking off stuff on a list and fulfilling old obligations that we don't know.

Do that. It's not going to be funny or good. I think that's good. There were people that were posting like, there's like old stuff but i really like the new ideas that they're coming up with why go back and revisit this stuff and i agree so if there's stuff that we feel like even on the fence about to me it's just like let's just call it done and move on absolutely that's how i feel if you guys want to take a different route that's fine what's the next one no i think that's exactly right like i completely agree i think the point of this is

more like stuff that we've forgotten about that we are actually excited about doing and will now do because we've been reminded as opposed to feeling like we have to obligate things that we said at one point that we will say that I'm least excited about that one. OK, well, that's that's important. Like, that's 100 percent important. Like, for instance, here's my notes for current for the current episode of face of new stuff. We have plenty of new stuff. That's got to be, what, 60 or 70 different things I want to talk about? So we shouldn't go overboard with the past.

Nope. No, it's just more like putting a pin on these things. Either being like, yeah, I'm excited. Let's actually do this. Or actually, no, we're not. Don't expect that going forward. You know what we should do? We should take one of these ideas

that Andrew presents to us, and we should agree? We should take one of these ideas that Andrew presents to us and we should agree to do it, but not till like 2025. And we'll put it on the calendar for like 2025. All right. And we'll have to do it in 2025. We'll be so far away from it,

we won't even remember it, but it'll be on the calendar so we'll have to do it. It'll take us nine months to watch a monkey movie. Yeah, we have to do it in 2025. Yeah, I love it. Okay.

What's the next one, Andrew? It would be cool to get an update on the Don Pedro project. Oh. That's my fault. Yeah, so all work on the Don Pedro project has ground to a halt. Oh, no. Because I got burned out on scanning, photographing, and importing cards, and I still had about, i think i still have like

1100 individual oh my god cards to go uh and i hired millie to do it and she's been very busy with this so i should circle back around not only do i need to like if she's not going to do it that's fine i'll take it back over but i gave her all the cards like over a year ago so i need to see if she's still i need to get them back but it's not dead it just, I just have had a million other things that I was more concerned with. But I would like to finish it at some point for sure. I saw it in progress and it was super cool. It's still in process. Yeah,

it's going to, I got to get back to it. Thank you for reminding me. Great audience members. Do you have plans to do anything with the smashing sportsman such as get the iconic comic book for the museum? I mainly brought this up and I don't know if we should be talking about this yet but i think our floor display on rtx will essentially be the museum yes and just that could be an interesting part to add to it i don't know

if we have that already but i do not have it but i will you don't have one right kev i do have one you do uh well i'll try to track one down and then if i can't maybe i could borrow it from you yeah mine is severely water damaged okay that's kind of better yeah that is kind of better if you could just uh just send me the number the name and number of the comic i'll i'll just i'll find it absolutely it's severely watered it's so here's my question did it come to you severely water damage no It's so fucking funny. Now here's my question. Did it come to you severely water damaged? No, it did not.

It did not come to me severely watered. Did it get severely water damaged in your bathtub? I don't remember. It was definitely in the bathroom when it happened,

but I don't remember the specific incident. Was either that or the toilet and you used your elbows to get it? There's two ways it got wet. Yeah, I goat kicked

something out of my toilet and the water just happened to shoot all over oh man between andrew between toilet seats and chairs how many have you destroyed uh one toilet seat two chairs it's not bad from when we started but one was broken when we started i i've destroyed one toilet seat cracked it yeah yeah oh started i i've destroyed one toilet seat cracked it yeah oh yeah i did i ripped the toilet seat right off my toilet when i first moved into the house on accident no i sat on it and it broke and i didn't realize it broke so i kept sitting on it and then i went to stand up and it just pinched me so bad it hurts so fucking hard like like getting chills thinking about how bad it hurt it was like right like right where like your thigh

meets your ass it like pinched me so hard i almost cried right and i was like in like right like right where like your thigh meets your ass it like pinched me so hard i almost cried right and i was like in my 20s right where your thigh meets your ass that line is supposedly the most painful place on your body to get tattooed is it because exactly where i got pinched yeah is it because it's kind of where a fold happens i guess so it's just like incredibly sensitive skin delicate skin oh i'm like getting like chills thinking about how much it hurt oh it's so bad did i did i ever this isn't content for right now but did i ever tell you guys no because if the answer is yes then we'll move on if the answer is no then i'll say it for face did i ever tell you guys about the time on face i'm sure i've told gavin in person but on face have i ever told

the story about how i fell through the toilet through the floor in the army? No, no, no, you haven't. Okay. I'll tell you that. Put that on your list.

Put it on the list. Put it at the top of the list. Sitting on a toilet and fell through the ground. Oh my God. Oh no. Army toilet story. I'll tell you that one.

I know I've talked about it on like at least the RT podcast. Okay. So smashing sportsman, I think is good for it. Yeah. And I think that's, that's probably fine to announce that that's what we want to do at RTX.

I also think we can just go ahead and say until we get a cease and desist that he's our official. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Like this,

we are defending from inside the house. Cause I'm going to take it one further. And I think we should actually, I think we should, I think I... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The call would be coming from inside the house. I'm going to take it one further, and I think we should actually... I was talking about this with Emily. I think we should sell these products, actually. I think we should say that we are officially protected by the Smashing Sportsman and by Falcons. And by Falcons. And we should make... You know those

yard signs, those metal yard signs that say protected by ADT security? We should make them say protected by falcons. And just use them to sell it and put it in people's yards. Alright, hang on. That's a good idea, right? I'm putting it into the marketing right now. The amount of people who are seriously

against scrumping and also protected by falcons is going to be through the roof. Like, can you just imagine you roll up and instead of it's like, oh, there's somebody who's like vivant and protected by No no it's protected by falcons jesus christ will it just be a picture of a falcon in a face falcon cap yeah it'd be like the most badass picture of a falcon ever we'll get we'll get uh we'll get tobin to draw it'll be amazing all right hang on is it protected by falcons protected by falcons i think okay want to sorry i'm not trying to come up with show no no this is fine no i've been on that for a

while i want to make a small metal yard sign that's like protected by adt security that says protected by falcons with a picture of a really badass falcon with a picture of a badass falcon thank you want to hit okay all right andrew what's next uh the next one is uh this is a great one did jeff become an arm out the window while driving guy or gavin a cereal on the porch guy 2021 episode uh i'll go first yeah uh I tried to become an arm out the window guy and I had to stop because as much as I liked being an arm out the window

guy and I appreciated the breeze and the freedom of it once I started rolling down my window and hanging my arm out I became aware of other people doing it and those people are annoying with their music and all that shit, which means that I'm being just as annoying to other people as they are to me, so I had to stop. Could we

potentially design a different kind of window that just has a small hole with a nice seal around it? And that way the sound doesn't leak out, but your arm is out. I think that's a great idea. Yeah, like a clear rubber or something you could slide your arm through. In movies movies when you see like

they're doing an experiment and they put their hand through the like the gloves like yeah yeah if you just had like a lab glove yeah a little lab glove oh look at how normal this guy is driving that way you get to have your arm out the window and you also are protected from UV damage. And you don't pollute your music and everybody else. How about you, Gavin? Are you eating cereal on the porch?

When you're on the highway, the glove is like When you're on the highway. I didn't become a porch guy eating cereal. Number one, I've never bought any seating to go out there. Oh, okay. And number two, there was a bug, a giant beetle that was like right below my doorbell. The bug was on its back and there was like a white grub crawling and trying to get out of the bug's anus and it was really off-putting and I got a video of it.

No, we don't need to put that in. I thought it was fascinating. Either way, it wasn't the environment for cereal. Oh man. That's a day of shame, Gavin, because I feel like an all-time boring guy move is sitting on his front step eating cereal just boring way to live uh i could make it happen i might try it when the coast is clear from the nature the next one comes from miko 14 pretty obscure one but a

while back jeff mentioned being able to turn off his sense of smell with his in quotes nose flaps. Yeah. And Gavin was going to try to film it. I'm weirdly curious to see what the fuck he was talking about. I mean, you could do that right now, couldn't you? Yeah, this seemed like a perfect opportunity. No, I was going to get an endoscope and shove it in his nose and film his flaps. Yeah, we need to get like, you need some sort of a macro lens or something.

Yeah, I would need one of those little worm. Yeah, I'm down with that. Yeah, I just closed my nose flaps right now. We should also put some... Close for business. What's that like? Is it a durian? What's the stinky fruit? We should see if like... Oh, a durian fruit? Yeah, we should rip one open under you and see if...

Oh, yeah. Sir Strumming... I won't be there for the Sir Strumming. Not again. We might be able to test his flaps without going up there We could also like we should get smelling salts too And just see like a variety Of escalatingly smelly things and then I can tell you

If I smell it or not with my flaps closed The confidence that he has in this Where he's going to smelling salts is insane Here's what we do We go inside the port-a-potty And we open the can of fermented fish. Yeah. And we all start in there.

And see who lasts the longest? We'll be straight out. Yeah. This is the can that you're supposed to open underwater because it's so repugnant. Yeah. And then we're going to see how long you can stand in the port-a-potty. We'll see how strong my flaps are.

With the can of suspended. I feel pretty confident about my flaps. Have you smelled it before? I've been near it, and it was horrendous. We opened one during a Mega64 podcast one time. In the room? Yes. And we had to, like, the room was ruined for,

it was like the size of this space, huge. And it was ruined for like a week. Here's what I'll say, Gav. Yeah. Do you remember our our tenure and achievement hunter together when we worked in an office together every day we played video games for about a decade we did all that stuff do you remember how liquid ass made its way into our office a lot yep and how i always sprayed it and i was really i was definitely the instigator of liquid ass it's

because i could turn my flaps off or i could turn the smell off close my flaps and i don't smell liquid ass so if i don't smell liquid ass i'm sure i won't smell this other stuff i smell this is now this is now the thing i'm most excited about okay okay okay well we'll have to do it soon do you want to buy the thing that goes up a fucking nose or whatever you want me to buy it i mean i can get it it's what is it like it's like a thing you can buy on like amazon isn't it it's not crazy. We'll have to do some research. Okay.

Yeah. But let's definitely put that on the list. Okay. Thank you for bringing that up, audience member. I'm very confident in my nose flaps. Where is the port-a-potty right now? It's in stage two. In stage two.

Okay. So we have easy access to it. Oh, definitely. Phenomenal. Yep. All right. What's the next one, Andrew? Next one comes from AJC555964 in a really early episode

andrew lost a bet and owed gavin 50 and you put it in a small safe inside a bigger safe inside a bigger safe with like 50 keys in it but he never sent the safe to gavin did he ever get his 50 dollars out of all the safes i did not get the 50 dollars out and i still have the safe it's like 20 pounds oh my god i don't know what I'm going to do with this. It's such an annoyance. I meant to pull it out. I know where it is. I'll need to take a photo of it and just send an update. I still have the safe. I'm still

trying to figure out. I don't remember the accommodation to open it at this point is the problem. I wish it was economical to travel with because we could put it in the museum and let people try. Everybody get one turn. Oh, that would be great. You get one crack at the safe.

Oh my god. You get the $50. Maybe we can recreate it. That's a great idea. Can we recreate that for RTX? Yeah, I don't see why not. It wouldn't be hard to do. I'll donate $50 to the cause. Wow!

Wow! Thank you. yeah i mean it wouldn't be hard i'll donate 50 to the cause wow thank you okay we'll try to recreate it or at least figure out how to get it out of andrew's house uh i have two more next one comes from terrarian 182 a nose size comparison at one point i think we talked about like molding our noses and comparing the molds or like our face doing like a face mold a head mold i just thought that was funny i forgot that we talked about that what was the purpose of doing that at all i think it started as part of the unbreakable nose thing maybe and then gavin you having a big nose and like comparing noses and then it turned into who has the bigger head i think and it turned into a full head oh i think we were gonna like dip our heads in in water and see who displaced the most water or were we gonna go full

mold okay i just remember the mold part i don't remember this that one kind of seems a bit aimless like we need to i feel like we need to remember why we need a connection to it yeah i agree yeah i think it was a big head thing i just thought thought it was funny. This is an idea to float around. If we made molds of our heads, like yours and mine, are we going to hit the noses with bats and see who wins or something like that? Because he's got an unbreakable nose. Why would his mold also have

an unbreakable nose? If you start with perfection... I do think that my nose would hold up better than yours. Like it would be more aerodynamic or whatever. That could be an angle on why we're doing it. Guess what I just thought. That's fair.

I'm also fine with letting this go. I just thought it was funny, the idea of our heads as molds or the nose molds. All right. What is that? The big red boots? The big red shoes? He just bought those big red shoes. What is that?

They're all over the place now. Weird meme boots. They're like Astro Boy boots. The red boots, yeah, they're everywhere. There's a lot of funny videos on TikTok of people that put them on and can't get them off. Is that why you bought them? I just thought they'd be funny to have. We could use them. Okay.

Fair enough. I just, I have that mischief app and it notifies you when a drop happens and so it just notified me right now and so I actually don't know if I got them. I entered a lottery to get them. So if I get them, they'll charge my card. Well, there you go. Well, if we can figure out what to do with the molds or whatever,

I think maybe we got a thing. I'm imagining it like Physical 100 where they smash their busts. Yeah, that'd be great. Maybe I'll have to smash my nose if my flaps don't work. Maybe whoever can't throw a fruit the furthest has to smash their own nose. Last one I have comes from pipe underscore enigma underscore pipe. Jeff fruit gloves.

Just something that was mentioned. I don't think we've ever followed up on the fruit gloves. You're right. Actually, I followed up once and told you guys I was still working on it and then I completely... I'll be honest. I just forgot about it and moved on. I have all the ingredients of the fruit gloves in a basket under my computer. I just need

to put them together. I'll get back on that. I apologize audience. I'll get back on the fruit gloves. What happened was... See what happened was I had that idea right around the time that I was coming out of a uniform. When I was coming out of a uniform, uniform, combining the power boom and the fabric of the form, uniform,

when I was coming out of a phase, a uniform phase, and so I just kind of shelved the idea because we were doing other stuff. Fat play. Yeah. But I'll get back to it. Okay.

That's good. Perfect. And that's our list of stuff. There you go. That's our list. Thank you so much to everyone who submitted things. Yep.

What's next on our list of things to get through in Sausage Talk? Do you want best of? Let's end with best of. Okay. So I opened this dumb thing up. Not dumb at all. It's not dumb at all. I didn't mean to say it like that.

I got a care package. I got a care package from the Cosmic Crisp people. It was very sweet of them. It comes all the way to us from Brewster, Washington. And I'm going to open it up here. And what do I have in here? A Cosmic Crisp water bottle. That's beautiful.

No, I didn't get that. That's a different item. It's got a wooden cap. That's nice. Is that like wood or cork material? Or cork maybe? No, it's like wood. It feels like wood though.

Premium. Oh, got a Cosmic Crisp beanie. Oh, slap it on. Like a lovely... Gav, you want the beanie? No, I'll take a picture of you in though. Premium. Uh, got a, oh, got a Cosmic Crisp beanie. Oh, slap it on. Like a lovely, Gav, you want the beanie? No,

I'll take a picture of you in it. I'm not going to wear it, but thanks. Beanies, beanies hurt my hair. I understand. Yeah, same.

Uh, two Cosmic Crisp hats in brown and blue. Anybody wants these? Nick, you are. I'll take a blue. Yeah, okay.

There you go. That's for you, man. Thank you, man. And, uh, there you go.

And then, what else did they, oh, they got, it's not over. They sent us more. Is it apples? By us, I mean me. And then what else did they... Oh, they got... It's not over. They sent us more. Is it apples? By us, I mean me.

Let's see. All right, that's it. We got a Cosmic Crisp Eat, Play, Cook, Inspire, Imagine the Possibilities Astronaut Patch. If you want to eat apples in space. Where are you going to put that?

Probably on my jacket or something. Yeah, you're going to put that on your jacket? Or your jersey? Or my jersey. You sponsor. Got three Cosmic Crisp apple lapel pins.

Nice. So like, you know, like all the Republican senators have a fucking AK-47 now or whatever on their lapels. Everybody else has American flags. A bunch of Republicans have fucking guns.

I'm going to have that apple. Nice. Yeah. Then, oh, another patch. That's fruit. Oh, here's a Cosmic Crisp. Amazing flavor. Infinite possibilities. This is, here's a Cosmic Crisp. Amazing flavor, infinite possibilities. This is a note from the Cosmic Crisp team.

Jeff, first off, thank you so much for your support of Cosmic Crisp. We appreciate all the love and honesty you, Andrew, and Gavin share on the pod. Your fans are truly dedicated. They know about me? They know. Dude, they know all about you.

They just don't like you. That is so cool. That's so cool. Thank you so much, Cosmic Crisp team. We really appreciate that. And then the last thing, and by the way, we appreciate your product.

I have a bunch of Cosmic Crisps at my house right now. It's now the only apple that I buy. And they sent me what appears to be two knives. Apple knives? Apple knives. So he did get knives. You got knives?

I got two knives. Oh yeah, he got knives. Andrew, it sounds like Jeff got the way better. Wow. Holy shit! I see the knife. That's the same one.

Hang on. I have to be careful. Whoa! Yeah, I got the same one. Oh, did you? You got this one? We can fight like this. Yeah, I got that one.

I'm like a little baby Darth Maul. Yeah. This is crazy. Wow, that is super, super cool. Thank you so much, Cosmic Crisp. You can have that if you want to. Here, take that. These are your shirts.

Yeah, I'll get you. No kidding. Fuck yeah, dude. That's awesome. Gavin, do you want the knife? I'll have a knife. There you go. I love knives.

You were mentioned in the note. They know who you are. That's true. I can't believe it. Yeah, man. I don't think he was mentioned in mine. You exist. Makes it funnier.

Very cool. And Gavin, we have the best of, right? I condensed all of F*** Face so far into just under three minutes. Wow. Wow. Let's do it. This is the best of F*** Face. Best of F*** Face.

Everything up to this point. Okay. When you say up to this point, is that through all recordings or through releases? Through everything that's released. Okay. Thank you say up to this point, is that through all recordings or through releases? Through everything that's released. Okay. Thank you. Shall I play? Well, yeah.

Well, I'm seeing... Is everyone ready? Yeah. What do you think we're doing? We've been waiting for like 10 minutes. What do you mean? I just don't know. Are we going to listen?

Are we in the room listening? What are we doing? You got that? Yeah, we can hear it through headphones. Yeah, heard that. Yep. Playing the whole thing. Ready? Yep. Free birds. Oh, wait. Wrong one. Biology homework.

SUV fart. Taco Bell drive-thru. I'm gonna win, so I'm not gonna eat the pencil. We agreed that you're gonna eat the pencil dressed as Pissboy, right? Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Just got the shipment of baseball bat- Oh my god, the dog just farted.

You're lit. Oh, shut up! Ah, fuck! Like sat in the little u-button. My real name is Raymond Silmar. That's why I had ANOTHER ROOT CANAL! Burp. I fucked up so bad! Oh god no! I fucked up so bad.

Oh, okay. There you go. You got it. Okay. The definition of condiment Yes I like that this guy is complaining What's that noise? It's cold

Ah, fuck He's kissed himself out No No No! It's so thick! Oh fuck! God dammit! Are you serious? God dammit! God dammit! No! I bought a porta potty a year ago!

Got it all scheduled. That's yank. So Gaff- So Gaff- So Gaff- My dog shit! My dog shit! Oh my god.

Yeah, I'm above! Oh no. Oh no. We got salad cream frozen bomb pops. Interesting and aggravating. No! What? What was that?

What is it? My name is what the fuck was that? No, you don't! Stop! No! Yeah! Oh, wait. Stop, no chef! Ooh! Yeah! Oh wait. Start note chef! What?

This might be the final part of my best of face compilation. Oh my fucking god! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! And that is the best of

F*** Face Sourcing Podcast. Can you air drop that to me? Wow. That was unreal. I think we've made some good stuff there. Now what was your goal there? Just to get every fart, burp, and gross noise? Pretty much just anything that wasn't words.

That's great. With a few classics like, you know, the Raymond Soma. Throwing in the pencil. Yeah, just milestones. Jeff yelling. When do we release that? What are we doing with it? Just pop it on YouTube?

Yeah, I think you can put it on YouTube. Maybe after Sasha's talk comes out, just flop it on there. That's a great idea. Yeah. Incredible work. Way to go. And that way when somebody's like, should I listen to F*** Face? I don't know what it is.

You can just listen to this. Check out this simple introductory piece of content. If you make it through that, best of luck. Yep. Boy, wow. That was fucking great. I mean, I'm really impressed with you, man. That's phenomenal editing.

It took more than three minutes to make. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, can I ask, was it linear? That was all in order. Okay, thank you. I thought so. From beginning to end. That's why it was mainly farts at the beginning.

Yeah, yeah. You can feel so. From beginning to end. That's why it was mainly farts at the beginning. Yeah, yeah. You can feel the chemistry build as we go. Yeah, we progressed through farts into gags, into burps, back to gags, into a bit of vomit. I'm impressed. I'm very impressed. I don't want to ever hear that again, but that was pretty cool.

I'm going to go to sleep to it every night. I was really excited because like the only person i can show stuff to is meg and uh i realized 10 seconds in that she really wasn't into it and then i and she had she just sat there the whole three minutes i was like oh i've misjudged the audience what did she say about it she's like that's really good gavin she doesn't like um she doesn't like people gacking. So she just had sort of like a sad face for the whole thing. But that's when I knew I had a winner.

Way to go, man. That was great. Anything else for Sausage Talk or did we do it? I think we did a pretty good job. We could have talked about the merch that we have coming out, but I don't really to really go into it. Keep your eyes open.

There's a ton of new merch coming out. Protected by Falcons. Be on the lookout for that. In addition to some other nonsense. So much fucking stuff. When was the last Sausage Top? Oh, Jesus. Let me find out.

Three months ago, maybe? All right. So there's like a quarterly show. I guess so gavin could you leave the discord call oh sure thank you can you hear us twice it sounds like fucking garbage yes i'm sorry i didn't realize that nick fixed it on our end i'm sorry about that no that's okay whoops all right i'm gone sausage talk was so much better the end of September the beginning of October so once every six months

but we did skip office days there was a lot happening that we were in the middle of there's not always a need for a sausage talk we also used a lot of office days for like beans and pizzas we also didn't really do a lot of sausage talk here.

Oh yeah, we did Best of and Falls last time. That was the opposite. There you have it. That's sausage talk. That's apparently how the show gets made. There you go. Anything else before we wrap up the sausage talk? You follow us at F*** Face Pod. I mean, if you're listening to this, there's

no way that you don't know that. Like that would be absolutely fucking crazy. If this was like the first thing you listened to, that'd be nuts. Um, come on. That's a communal mic. Goodbye.

See you next time.