Regulation Podcast - T-bone steak meat ham // Geoff’s back on the streets [161]

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Cartoon t-bones, Andrew’s life hack, Millie’s ability to break xbox headphones, Andrew's thumbsticks, Medieval Times, Crisps, Department stores as a kid, Gavin���s lost a step, Trying to set up a Fast X watch party, Geoff’s toilet paper holder life hack, and Jeeps in the morning. Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

here's here's what i like about expressvpn i like as you know uh oh i tell you but it's time to start the podcast damn it oh uh let me give you a quick recap also gavin was here early what are you talking about you were here early this time. Oh, Nick. I love it. Picking up where it cuts off. Did Eric tell you to keep up the bullshit? No, but this time I actually saw it flip from 59 to 3. Does it infuriate you, Gavin,

that everyone else's clock is wrong? You know how people say if you're wrong about something and everyone else, like if you have an opinion and everyone else says the opposite, maybe you're wrong? How does it feel to be the reverse how do i have a gps satellite clock that's wrong i just don't how does that happen i mean i mean you might be right i might need to reevaluate the crystal of this clock i think we need to get a second gps satellite clock in the wild i think we need to get one all right i'm gonna build a second one and i'll put it straight

directly how tough is it to build? Let's all build one. I can build one. Do you have to solder anything? Yeah. I'm out. What, you have to solder? You have to solder, and if you're me, you have to de-solder as well. Can I just Amazon something that's already made?

Hey, Nick, do you want to do the intro thing? Oh, yeah. So last time we talked about OG names, hangman, new strategies, already made hey nick do you want to do the intro thing you're supposed to tell us oh yeah so last time we talked about og names hangman new strategies uh zoltar changing a tire tv changes the national anthem high school song sponsoring a high school the school uniform store at the mall buying a work shirt fake work aka firking marathon hiding crisps and recreating an old photo bunch of grown men just talking about new strategies and sponsoring high schools uh should we kick it off yes yeah all right that's

my part i'll do that hello and welcome to another episode of the face podcast my name is jeff ramsey folks around these parts call me t-bone you you can too and we've assembled a colorful cast of characters for you today we've got uh this guy from England uh they call him over there they call him whoopscoop I think uh we've got a Canadian he goes by the name of Johnny Caviar uh watch your wives and girlfriends around Johnny Caviar that mustache is twisted and we got a bog standard regular guy. We just call him Nick. And usually there's this tiny little gooch of a man named Eric, but he wasn't here this week. So we're going we're going a little we're going gooshless for one episode, unfortunately. And that's it.

And now we are going to entertain you with our comedic musings. Go. What color is T-bone? What color is T-Bone? What does that mean? What color is T-Bone? Well, Jeff said we have a cast of like a colorful cast of characters. Colorful characters? Red?

Red? You think T-Bone's red? I was thinking. Yeah, like a cartoon T-Bone, right? They're fucking like Bugs Bunny T-Bone. Yeah, like a Tom and Jerry. Like a Tom and Jerry. Is medium rare a color?

Yeah. Okay. I've only heard it in a steak context. I've never seen anyone be like, ah, my walls are painted medium rare. I mean, that might be a quirky paint can name. Because nothing's ever dark gray. It's always like cracked pepper or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Winter storm pepper. Husky pepper. I like husky pepper. Husky pepper. I like a little husky pepper. I want a little husky pepper on my salad, if I'm being

honest. That sounds delicious. This is the cartoon representation of me. This is what T-Bone, this is what I think of when I think of T-Bone. That sounds delicious. This is the cartoon representation of me. This is what T-Bone, this is what I think of when I think of T-Bone. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's like a T-Bone steak with like legs and like it's jacked.

He's got muscles. Yeah, he's flexing his muscles. Yeah. He's got that perfect V shape. That's the thumbnail, isn't it? That's great. That's a great thumbnail. I don't know what whoop scoop would look like.

Oh my God, dude. I just saw another image. great thumbnail i know i don't know what uh what whoop scoop would look like oh my god dude i just saw another image i searched for t-bone cartoon i don't know why this one came up uh but here's it was next to it maybe this is not our so we got the flexing t-bone and what's the next oh that's just a man with no skin on this oh he's got bacon it's a Brian okay so he's got no face he's got no face yeah he's got bacon lips he's got eyes for eyes

eyes for eyes eggs for eyes Jesus Christ eyes for eyes he's got those eyes the name of this file is T-bone steak meat ham so I guess the ham in that man is... The meat in that man is ham. I think you should show up at Halloween next year, Jeff,

as the first one. I think that's an outfit you could do. Just slip in like a mascot uniform. Oh, Nick's put a picture of the whoop scoop. It's a kitty litter scoop. It's just a kitty litter scoop? Yeah, give it like a whoop. Gotta pick that up.

I'm not a fan. Kitty make a stinky. I'll be whoop tone. Is that kitty make a stinky? Is that such a shitty catchphrase for whoop scoop? Kitty make a stinky? Yeah. Oh, you kitty make a stinky? Have no fear. Whoop scoop kitty shows up yeah oh your kitty make a sticky have no fear whoop scoop is

here oh that's terrible man so many of my notes this week are about eric's bullshit so i think we'll save that for next time that's you've got a lot of notes about eric's bullshit he's i got a couple of eric notes um but yeah he needs he needs to be around. We got no Eric this week. I got a life hack. Oh. I got an exciting life hack. Oh, I can't wait. This is a continuation of a problem we had in the past,

and I think I've really innovated here. We talked about before my great AirPod debacle. I found the AirPods in the egg. You were trying to charge them in an egg. Yeah. Well, I wasn't trying to charge them in the egg. Yeah. I found them in an egg shell. Then I was looking for the charger and I found the charger, but I don't know where the cable is.

I don't have a cable to charge it. I actually have a question I didn't ask you last time. Yeah, go ahead. Did you only use them once? I think I used them for 10 days would be my guess. I got them as a Christmas gift from someone, used them for

10 days, and then just stopped using them. I think they died and I just never charged them again. I have a follow-up question to that but it'll come after you explain what you're explaining. So I haven't been able to find the cable. They've been dead next

to my nightstand for several days. I just have given up hope on them um but it was loud one evening my partner was watching tiktoks i was trying to go to sleep i i didn't i didn't want to ruin their entertainment so i thought oh it'd be so nice if my fucking airpods would work and i could listen to something and i thought well wait a second i don't need to listen they're earplugs so I've been using them as earplugs recently and I've been having a great time

I lay down pop them in my ears blocks out the sound kind of honestly there's a little bit of a sound that comes with them in your ears that's calming and I fall asleep every night with them in my ears right now what do you mean that sound that comes from the earplugs there's like a it's like a he's like

he's hearing the ocean like when he puts his yeah yeah exactly what it is it's like a very light oceany when you do the ear thing so you've got 200 air plugs well it's i didn't listen i didn't spend the money in that way i'm just saying it's a life hack if you need to block out sound but they're not charged they still work as as things you can put in your ears. Here's an even better life hack. Charge them and then use the noise canceling that works even better. Well, I'd love the cable. I still need to find the cable.

Maybe one day we'll get there. But if you don't have a cable, if you're in my scenario in which you just have dead AirPods, just use them as earplugs. Still great. Here's my question, and it ties directly to these AirPods. And Gavin, your AirPods as well, I assume. I had one of those

moments recently where I realized I think I've been doing something dumb for a really long time, and maybe everybody else figured this out. Andrew's given me hope that not everybody's figured this out. But I love my daughter. She's the best yeah uh but she's really really really bad on xbox headsets like she has this ability to break xbox headsets

like nobody's business i've probably bought her or scavenged from work probably 25 over the course of the time that she's it's just brutal right it's become like a joke so i won't buy them for her anymore and what is what eventually happens is hers will break and then she'll borrow mine and then i can't find mine anymore and then mine will break anyway so i'm at a point now where uh diablo 4 came out if you're not a gamer that's a popular video game and millie and i wanted to start playing diablo together uh over xbox live and i realized i didn't have my xbox headset around and she was like just use and Millie and I wanted to start playing Diablo together over Xbox Live and I realized I didn't have my Xbox headset around

and she was like, just use your AirPods and the Xbox app. And I went, oh, can we do that? And I loaded up the Xbox app on my phone and I just plugged in my AirPods and now I've been using that for all of my party chat and I thought, this is so fucking convenient. It's either brilliant

or something that everybody's been doing for about seven years and that i just clued into i don't think i think i've known about it but i've never done it yeah i think that's exactly so great why don't i do that i'm always i don't know it's brilliant dude well there's no cables you never you're not like like getting excited and unplugging the thing and then trying to fucking plug it back in so you can finish the conversation you were having, which I do at least 10 times a session. It's so fucking awesome.

And I don't know why it never crossed my mind that that was a feature that I could be taking advantage of. And I feel just dumb that I haven't been doing it. Have you been playing Diablo? Yeah, we've been playing a little bit. I mean, about as much as we play. We'll play for like an hour at a time, maybe twice, three times a week.

What do you think of it? It's Diablo. I don't know. I mean, I like it. Am I not supposed to like it? Do you not like it? No, I have an issue with it. I don't know if it's just I'm playing wrong.

It takes me 30,000 button presses to kill any boss, and my hands get really sore, and I have a squishy character. I just don't know if it's just i'm playing wrong it takes me 30 000 button presses to kill any boss and my hands get really sore and i have a squishy character i just don't i don't understand i feel like i'm playing the game wrong because it's impossible i think for most like i just don't get it i don't understand how people are having fun i definitely have to press a lot of buttons but i think it's because i'm doing stuff i'm doing something in a purposefully dumb way i'm leveling up my character where I only picked one attack. I only have one attack. And then every time I level,

I just level up a passive ability. That's great. So I'm just going to see how far into the game I can get with the one X attack that I was initially given when I started the game. And then just everything else I level is passive. That's fantastic. Nick says, when do you get to use the long thumbsticks?

I think it would help more in Diablo 4 Hmm I have an update Oh, what's the update? Oh my god It's gonna deliver on my birthday On Jeff's birthday Oh, that's awesome

I gotta keep my eyes open Are you gonna be in? What do you mean? Are you? Never mind. I'm gonna be home to receive the package. Will I be? Why wouldn't I be? Why would I? If I have gone out? The whole day? On Jeff's birthday?

No, I stay home for Jeff's birthday. I get myself a cake. I throw a little party. Shut up. Every year. It's my yearly tradition. What are you doing for Jess' birthday, Gavin? Hanging out. Hanging out? Yeah.

Your place? Where are you going? Your Jess place? We're going somewhere. Oh. We're taking a little trip. You guys are doing something. You're doing...

Oh, you're going... Okay. We're leaving tomorrow morning. I mean, I don't know what Gavin's travel schedule is, but we're going to go up to Dallas for the weekend and we're going to go to Medieval Times. You're going to Medieval Times? I will say it's a way less convenient birthday than mine was, but I'll be there.

Yeah, it's incredible. And by the way, I didn't pick it. Emily was like, you want to go to town for your birthday? And I was like, yeah. She was like, let's just do it. She wanted to go to Vegas, and I was trying to save money for the wedding and stuff. And so she was like, why don't we just drive up to Dallas for the weekend and do Dallas shit? And I was like, yeah. She was like, let's just do... She wanted to go to Vegas, and I was trying to save money for the wedding and stuff. And so she was like,

why don't we just drive up to Dallas for the weekend and do Dallas shit? And I was like, yeah, okay. And then she's like, do you want your friends to come? And I thought, no, it would be inconvenient for them to come out of town. And she goes, they'll be happy to do it. And I thought, okay, well, it's fine now.

It's both. I'm happy to do it. It's inconvenient. I'll be there. We're going to go horse... We're going to go to the horse races, the horse races too i'm excited oh that's awesome yeah they like is it staged horse racing for medieval times like what type of horse racing no there's separate events okay there's a horse track and a medieval times those are just the

two things we're doing we ask if it's stage i thought medieval times like it's wrestling like they tell which horse to do what? Well, yeah. I feel like the only time I've seen Medieval Times is in movies where they do like the fake fights with like the Harlem Globetrotters of knife fights type thing. Yeah, it's like this guy in the background.

Tell the Perseran to take a dive in the third leg. Yeah. It is difficult. Yeah, with horses, I don't know how that'd work. Suddenly the Bruce Willis of horses is jumping out of a window. Yeah. Tell Rainbow Connection he needs to slow down in the third act, okay? The third turn.

He cannot win. That's fun. That's great. I need to adjust some of my stuff then. You're going to be in Dallas. Yeah, just tomorrow and Saturday. I think I'll be home Saturday or Sunday. When is your birthday?

Monday. It's not until next Monday. It's the day you're getting your big controller sticks, buddy. Ah, shit. I'm going to be out that day. No, that's the day you stay home and bake a cake and celebrate your birthday. I'm going to have to chase down the fucking chip order. We're getting chips.

Eric hasn't sent me the forward email, but we're getting sent those. I'm concerned about some of you guys' chip choices and the fact that he had to order like 40 bag bundles for me. So I'm just going to have so many potentially terrible chips. I mean, if they're from my list, you're in for a treat. Same. We're picking the best of the best. Yeah, these are the top.

And I talked about this last time. I really struggled. So many are good. Same, same. I can't believe you didn't put Build a Snack on your list. I was very disappointed. Yeah, the old Transformer snack. It's just not top tier.

It's probably B tier if I was doing lists. And I've just gone for A. It is a gimmicky snack. Unfortunately for Gavin, all my chips are S tier. Oh, right. There's S above A. Oh, shit. That's a good point.

I feel like we're trying to speed run Resident Evil 7. I feel like we've been at it recently in terms of logistics. We've got chips moving across the world. We've got thumbsticks. Stuff's getting ordered. Stuff's getting delivered. A bunch of stuff. We did the port-a-potty thing yesterday.

Dude, we filmed three pieces of supplemental content yesterday. And I'm really excited about it, too, because we had that run where we were releasing supplemental content. I think we did five weeks in a row. Yeah. And then we kind of ran through it all. Although I just realized we're releasing the Blindside episode. Mr. Belvedere. Have you guys been looking at your work calendar and laughing every time you come across it?

Because it has killed me several times. I watched it today. Oh, man. Oh, that's great i i might do that um just in my calendar blindside aids first seven to eight a.m blindside aids public the next day seven to eight a.m we're not calling it blindside aids are we is that what i don't know what we're calling that's probably internal oh okay i mean it definitely helped but we definitely know what that is i think that and i meant to run this by you guys i think it would be fun if whoever

conducted the blindside gets to name whatever it's called oh yeah oh yeah i think that's great still like because we're trying to find a very special blindside a very special blindside because I like the idea of like us releasing so we were talking about like what and not to spoil a sausage talk but we had kind of a conversation about what is and isn't in the face umbrella

as far as shows go and I've been thinking about that quite a bit since we had that talk I like the idea of us releasing like a 20 minute thing only about lenses, like camera, like specifically about lenses. And anyone who saw on the schedule would be like, that's the blind side. They're definitely on the blind side. We could blindside the audience by just making content that they would not necessarily anticipate as our content. I think there's avenues to

explore in that way. What if we all are tasked with a 10-minute solo podcast about lenses? That sounds great. I'd gladly do two or ten minutes. You've also inadvertently just given me an idea for a whole different blindside direction.

Maybe next time. I have number two in the can, my number two in the can, but you just gave me number 30. Oh, shit. Maybe next time. I have number two in the can, my number two in the can, but you just gave me number 30. Oh, God. Yeah. Can you imagine how annoyed Eric would be if we told him

that this was a blindside recording? We didn't do it. We didn't make one. We just did a blindside. We didn't make one. We just did a blindside. Oh, shit. Is this episode 161?

I didn't even say it. Oh, yeah. Is that right, Nick? That's right. Okay, 160. Are you in the mask? No, I'm not even say it. Oh, yeah. Is that right, Nick? That's right. Okay, 160. Are you in the mask? No, I'm not in the mask. God damn it! Did I just blow my ass? No, no, no. You can't start until next year.

That's next year. That's next year. You might have been practicing. I have a theory. Okay. Because of that, I have a clip. Ooh! Okay.

These have typically been against me, but recently not, so I'm excited about this clip. Gavin clips are always entertaining. My theory is this. Whoever edits is reusing projects. And you may have noticed that in a previous episode, Andrew hit us with Johnny Caviar about 44 minutes into an episode. Check this out. Bird chirp. Oh. You listen to it.

I'm playing it. You... We all remember that? Yeah, you got caviar. It was great now interestingly when I was proofing the next episode exactly 44 minutes, but what I did find which isn't exactly a movie prop Now I think we have some bleed over. I think someone... So somebody deleted the track but left that. Either Nick or Kelly has just plopped the next episode into a track. But all the additional farts are still on there. I mean, obviously, that's why we proof, isn't it?

That's what we look out for. But I'll be honest, when I was proofing that earlier today, and I was emptying the dishwasher, it scared the shit out of me. I didn't know what was happening. I almost want to leave. Did you think it was a ghost fart? I was like I was like what's happened?

Have my airpods paired to something else? How long did it take you to realize It was the previous fart? Well I just rewound it and it happened again So I was like oh it's baked in But I was very shocked and very confused Do you think that fart should just be at 44 minutes for every episode from here on out?

No, it shouldn't. I love the fact that it just infected Future. It just blasted through time into the next episode. How about this? He farted on two episodes. It was such a stealth fart. It made it to the next one. You farted your way into every recording going forward.

Johnny Caviar has much greater reach than I thought. Oh, staying power clearly with Johnny Caviar. I mean, I don't think we should. I think we should cut it. But it will live on. It will live on in this episode as that clip. What if once a year Nick gets to try to... I love these once a year things.

What if once a year Nick gets to try to slip it past us at 44 minutes? And if he does, the first person who lets us know wins a free t-shirt or something. Oh, it's just like testing whether we're proofing or not? Yeah. I think that's great. Every once in a while, Nick will try to slip that fart in. Oh. Yeah, I mean, immediately... finger note yeah i think every once in a while nick will try to slip that fart in yeah i mean i want to give you more material whatever you need just let me know i can give you a new one we're not restricted i love johnny caviar's voice it's slightly different yeah it's

a little more it's a little more aggressive it's a little bit more aggressive a little bit yeah it's a little east a little confident yeah i i was wondering i because immediately you start like within a span of like three seconds i'm thinking like oh did my airpods go to my ipad or something or like did did andrew actually fart into the mic again and we just didn't notice you're just immediately thinking of all this stuff but it was uh yeah it was just the same exact fart you know what would have solved that problem your If they were dead, you're using them as earplugs. That would have been an issue.

Problem solved. Way better solution. So, uh, Nick or Kelly? That would be Kelly. I assume she, uh... Oh, Nick throwing Kelly under the bus. Well, you know what? He did it in a good way though

He said I assume he gave some wiggle room Nick just threw Kelly under the bus Like he threw that dragon fruit yesterday Oh did the dragon fruit Was it a good one How did the dragon fruit So you guys filmed we should just loop back on this I sadly missed this

It's a weird thing where it's like oh I wish I could be there But it also makes me so happy knowing these things are happening uh you guys were testing the most throwable fruit uh yeah yeah we did one of the things we filmed three supplemental pieces yesterday we filmed sausage talk episode three which uh it includes a lot of literal talk about sausage at the beginning until eric shut us up which i was bummed out because i thought we were i thought we're really cranking on a direction there. I want to get back to that someday. It's also a very dry talk about merch

and how shows get made and pitched. Then we picked, went to the grocery store together, which I'm, by the way, this is now the third time I've gone to the grocery store with F*** Faces for F*** Face. And I got to say, F*** Face field trips to the grocery store are just a lot of fun i really any excuse we have to to shop together uh anyway so we picked out our fruit and then we

had our fruit throw-in contest and then after that uh we attempted to do the thing that eric definitely did not want to do and i gotta be honest with you I understand why now we opened up the surstromming in the porta potty and tested my nose flaps so we won't talk about the results because I want to edit those videos and then Andrew is gonna react right is that what is that the plan yeah he Andrew needs to see I figured it would be like the beanhole thing where you showed me like a clip on the show and as like a tease for the video is coming maybe i'll do that next time eric's back it sounds great uh it was yeah it was a great very sweaty day i actually whipped out stewart for maybe 35 seconds at hb i met eric

eric was extremely unhappy yeah that checks eric immediately was like get away from me i gotta get away from this guy he like he did not like stewart and stewart clearly liked him all i did was just sort of like knock into some hanging avocado bags and then instead of pulling one uh bag to like weigh loose veg i pulled like two or three and eric was just like sucks. And he just tried to get away from me. I didn't do anything else. I just started like standing next to him and like lifting up my hands and looking at stuff. And he was like, oh, I didn't even have to do anything. I was just getting too excited.

And I ended up like not even picking anything else up. It was just his reaction was what made it. Stuart is clearly his nails on a chalkboard it was great to watch yeah we should try we didn't film in that just because it's like in public well I tried I tried to film oh you did did you get any now remember I

didn't hit the button I thought I felt like the first three minutes I didn't Jeff Jeff that he did like this nice intro panning across us he was asking us questions and about a minute into that he's like i wasn't recording oh no i wish it would have been like the reverse bronson like the action bronson scenario again where all you have is footage of you guys walking out of the store that would be nice it'd be nice to have any footage i handed off my phone to help us film the throwing.

I handed it off to Jack and then I handed it off to Eric at one point during the strumming. And I don't know who's responsible, but I have like 22 second clips of just pink and purple. That's got to be Jack, right? That's like a Jack thing. Yeah, I'll put that in just for the audience so they can see in the video version. But yeah, it's just a complete... The mess. Weird mess.

Have you looked at the clips? Let me look at one. We haven't looked at them? You just have been like, oh, that's weird. This one's 12 seconds. I bet it's just 12 seconds of Jack's dick. Jesus Christ. Do they have sound?

Imagine if it was my 44 second fart. That'd be amazing If we could get that on his phone Yeah I think it's Jack's pocket You think Jack just farted like I told you it was his dick I was right Is this hitting me stop and start randomly in his pocket

Yeah he must have Yeah that's great He was probably getting and losing an erection Over and over again Stop and start randomly in his pocket? Yeah, he must have. That's great. He was probably getting and losing an erection over and over again. Was he wearing pink or purple shorts? He was... I have to look at... There has to be a photo or video. What was he wearing?

He was wearing shorts. We can figure this out. He had a t-shirt on. This is a case that can be solved. Probably blue or green or brown or... Yeah, so anyway, that's my camera roll. Yeah, that's a lot of pocket, it appears. No spoilers.

I was asked to pick a fruit. I said dragon fruit. Maybe just like, could you give me a noise and how it went? Should I be happy about it? Should I... Did it go well? No, dude. We're not going to give you

any kind of information because it'll, I don't want to, I don't want to color your opinion of the video. We want you to see it for the first time. Listen,

I'm already a colorful character. I could, I could use some more color. It's not going to hurt. I mean, how do you think a dragon fruit went? Well,

I picked it, so I thought, I thought it would go pretty well and then I looked at photos later and I thought, that like it could really go it might be too heavy that's the concern in my head what i will say is i've never in a single day eaten so much off the floor yeah yeah we we made every effort to save as much we don't we don't want to we don't want to spoil food i didn't have lunch. Nick and I decided we were going to eat all the fruit.

And we did our damnedest. Some fruit explodes faster than other fruit. I will say that. Now, I need to, in the context of eating, there was a discussion about Nick possibly eating some of the fish stuff. The surstromming? The surstromming, yeah. Did that occur? Do you want to know if it occurred? The Sir Strom, yeah. Did that occur?

Do you want to know if it occurred? Well, I... Hmm. I don't... Hmm. I don't know if that's a... Yeah, I do. I'd say it's down to Nick. There was an attempt.

Okay. That's good. That's all I need to know. I just need to know if it's there. I don't need to... In my head, he took a bite of it and said, it's better than cucumber,

and then just continued to munch away. At least it's not that. So I'm glad. I'm excited to see. This is going to be great video content. I will say, in the moment, I think Nick in the moment of truth, I think Nick questioned a lot of Nick's life choices

leading up to that point. Without giving any spoilers, I saw a lot flash across his face. It's corrected by someone in the comment lever who said, icing on the cake and the cherry on top aren't about cakes. Only icing on the cake is about a cake. Cherry on top

is about ice cream. Yeah, like ice cream sundae probably. Yeah, and I think that makes sense because i don't think i've ever seen just a single cherry on the top of a cake no so that's uh so they're like just two separate there's definitely singular cherry zones though like i'm thinking like a deep for or deep forest jesus christ i'm sorry i'm still sick black forest cake I feel like there's, you get whipped cream right on top and there's little individual cherries and different clusters of it. Okay.

So multiple cherries on top, but you got cherry zones. You got singular cherry zones. Are you a cherry guy? I can be. I don't think I'm going for cherries all that often, but if there's a bowl,

I'll indulge. Wasn't the cake in Portal a cherry cake? I think it was. I think you're right. Yeah. And also, like, I guess it depends. Cherry on top could be the last cherry. Putting it on top, I think it could be cake.

I think it could be Black Forest cake. Are those cherries? Yeah, they are. Yeah. They're cherries. Are they? Yeah, I'm looking all over the internet. Okay. yeah they're cherries are they yeah i'm looking all over the internet okay well yeah that's clear cherry zones on top of the portal cake singular cherry zones as we know in

my blankets i'm a big zone guy i've gone into zone zone coverage are you still doing zones applied to my i'm still doing zones yeah i had a moment the other day where i i uh i did laundry and i forgot to put one of the towels away and i stretched my foot out and i had a moment the other day where i i uh i did laundry and i forgot to put one of the towels away and i stretched my foot out and i felt a little towel and i was like oh that was unexpected that was nice wait wait so there's just a towel hidden in the bed it was at the foot of the bed yeah it was like laid out on the bottom of the bed and i didn't know it was there i stretched out and i felt that my toe hit it i was like what's that oh okay do you put towels on the bed and I didn't know it was there. I stretched out and I felt that my toe hit it. I was like, what's that? Oh, okay. Do you put towels on the bed? I feel like

it just makes the bed wet. Well, I brought in all of the stuff that I cleaned. It was like clothes and towels and all that stuff and I put on the bed and I folded it all on the bed and then I moved them to different areas and I just missed one of the towels. You do a lot in the bedroom. You get a lot done. Well, I was transferring stuff.

I don't know what that means. What do you mean? When you're in the lab is that in the bedroom. You get a lot done. Well, I was transferring stuff. I don't know what that means. What do you mean? When you're in the lab, is that in the bedroom or the kitchen? Well, it depends on what the project is. Okay. So you have multiple labs. Yeah, the lab is wherever you're putting the work in. Interesting.

Where would you say you put the most work in? Where do I put the most work in? Probably, well, my office is also like in my bedroom it's probably my bedroom i'd say the lab is is the bed bedroom when you go to your office even though it's in your bedroom are you mentally leaving your bedroom and like clocking in in a different like in a different space even though it's physically situated in the room yeah you're like don't talk to me i'm in my office now yeah this is office time oh for sure yeah i can't i can't sleep you know sometimes i might want to relax and sit at my desk chair and my feet can reach the bed i can't sleep like that

though i get comfortable like that but it just feels weird having my feet in my comfort zone my upper half in my uh business work zone yeah the business zone exactly yeah and you got to be respectful to your business space too you don't want to be lounging around there and we're talking we're we're doing blindside aids over here okay this is serious business joking around this business have you ever been absolutely bollocked by someone but but you didn't really know why they were angry? I don't know. First of all, you need to explain the first part.

Yeah. Oh, like told off, given a real bloody shout in it. Oh, yeah. Every day in the army. Oh, yeah. I would just get yelled at by strangers that were higher rank than me

for like no reason. Just like if somebody saw, like the way the army works, if somebody is having a bad day and they see you and you're a lesser rank than them, then they have every right and inclination

to just destroy you to make themselves feel better. For no reason. Did pretty much everyone do that? Yeah. Or were there some people who were nice? No, I mean,

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with my mum in in tame where i grew up there's this like little home furniture shop called cargo and a very boring shop for a six-year-old and i was in there and i realized that there was this thing by the door and uh every time someone walked in there was a tiny little like seven segment displayed number written on it or display so it was like every time someone like crossed the beam the number went up one and i assume they were just like counting people coming in and out every day but i just noticed it because i was just staring at the wall and like just waiting to leave and i noticed that the little tiny little number on the by the ground was just going up every time someone walked in so So I was like,

Oh, how does that work? And I just put my hand over it and it went up and I just kept waving my hand in front of it to the point where I probably made the number go up by like a hundred times. And then the guy who owned all that worked in there walked up to me and he just goes, Oh,

you little shit! Like, right in my face. And I think I cried. Because I didn't know what I was doing was wrong, but I was messing up his numbers. How old were you? I was probably six. And you cried in front of him?

Yeah, he just made me cry did he apologize or what did he yell in my face uh no he didn't uh i think i ran off i went and found my mom and just sort of stood by her quietly until we left oh no but i think that was like the first time i remember being like being really upset by someone, but having absolutely no idea that what I was doing was wrong. Because you know as a kid, when you're dicking around, you sometimes deserve a good bollocking. But that was the first one I was like, oh, what do I do?

Wasn't that such a great age to be? Like when your mom would take you to a... I think we talked about, we touched on this a little bit bit maybe in the mall draft or talking about malls in general but like your mom would take you to a department store like sears or jc pennies and you she did she wanted you out of her face because you were annoying and you didn't want to be there yeah and so it was you knew you had like i have 20 minutes where i can entertain myself and my mom doesn't want me anywhere near her. And so this place just became a magical playground for me to explore. And you're like crawling under the dresses and trying to hide and like trying to hide in between the clothes to scare people when they come by.

And just like I always remember there was like it was fun for about 15 or 20 minutes and then you go through all the fun and then you're bored to tears again and you go like beg your mom to leave. But there's just like a little window where a department store to a six year old is like Shangri-La. Yeah, I remember there was one store that I actually got excited about going to. And it was just a normal clothes shop. But it had just such great hiding spots. Like under all the under all the trousers and coats and stuff.

I loved any store that had beds. And you can see how long you get away with jumping on beds before somebody would yell at you or see if you could jump like if you were lucky you could try to jump from bed to bed and you know like three beds jumped before somebody comes and screams at you how many how many beds do you think you could jump now before somebody would come and scream at you uh you think you can break the record to three? Yeah, I think that would be a great challenge for us in that mall show. Andrew's Angels or whatever.

It becomes funnier the older you get the whole jumping on bed gag in a store. I mean, there's problems at the moment in some places where just like 20 youths will just come in and pillage a place. I just like the idea of just the three of us running in. We don't want to break anything. We just want to jump on their beds and hide behind the clothes. I just want to see.

I don't. At what age does that become a problem? You can't like you now cannot hide in the clothes section and pop out at people. That's a real problem. cannot hide in the clothes section and pop out at people. That's a real problem. It's like at one point you're just a kid and then there's a threshold where you

become a pervert. You know what I mean? The child at heart defense is really difficult to sell. It's a tough one. The way a police officer talks to you changes almost overnight. I think you need to get

caught bed hopping first, and that establishes your defensive child at heart. They're like, oh, it's the bed guy. No, yeah, it's fine. I feel like, sir, what are you doing? Sir, I'm clearly going through something here.

I love the idea of getting trespassed from under some dresses. Nick said, let me have this moment. Please kick me out in 30 seconds. Go for the record. You don't understand. You don't understand. My friend on the internet said I have to jump four beds. And why is it that that is unacceptable? is it that you're damaging the bed like if your shoes are off you're not like messing it up yeah you're just damaging the bed when does the

threshold from testing to damaging flip yeah because you're allowed to like flump onto a bed just like flop back onto it yeah because what test that's not what they're used for like buying a mattress yeah you go test the mattress out yeah but you don't i don't like jump there's an extreme in jumping on a bed to like any other use for that bed i i want to test two things when i'm buying a mattress i want to test its its liability and its flumpability like i want to flop down onto it if i let's say I buy like a controller, I'm not going to drop it to the floor to test it. Like I don't need to.

Well, I'm not throwing the bed out a window. I'm just. No, but you're jumping on it. You're putting a lot of force into that bed. That's the kind of force I'm going to be using it with. You use that type of force in the bed. First of all, you're a tucking guy. You're a tuck.

You're a tucking guy. You're telling me you use a lot of force you're a tuck you're a tucking guy you're telling me you use a lot of force there's something delicate about a tuck in i don't tuck myself in whoa what i just want to tuck you in how do you tuck yourself in that's difficult that's a tall task no i think i think you have to have a ritual though if you're going around tucking people in you better be tucking at home i probably dive onto the bed to get into bed maybe one in three times. Oh. That used to be the only way to go into bed.

You don't want monsters to grab your feet when you're trying to get into the bed. You got to do the run and start and jump in. That's an excellent point. And that's what we would tell

the security guard. In my current setup, I can actually jump from the bathroom into the bed without touching the bedroom floor. That's probably smart

because there's glass from that Apple controller. It's very true. Imagine if that's how it worked. You're like, I dropped a glass in my bedroom and there's glass all over the floor. Now I just have to avoid that part. There was no cleanup. You're just like, i just have to walk differently now yeah i could also dive from like

the threshold of the door like outside the bedroom into the bed as well i have a very small bedroom yeah i couldn't tell if you're telling us that you had a small bedroom or you're flexing about how far you could jump it was one of the two it's just a practically small bedroom do you think you're jumping onto a bed ability is declining? I was watching you yesterday when we were running around and doing stuff. I think I'm starting to see the first signs of age in you. Really? Yeah, for sure.

He's lost a step. But can you tell when you jump on the bed and stuff? Do you feel it? No. What do you mean? Like I was moving old? Yeah, you're looking a little old. You're yeah you're you're you're a little shuffling around than you were you're a little shuffler shufflier you're not i'll be honest you're not

throwing shit as far as you used to you just i can tell you're hitting that second i had the second say yeah you're not supposed to talk about anything first off you've clearly lost a step mentally you can't keep your shit straight. Well, I was getting insulted. I had to be defensive. No, it's not an insult at all. I just wanted a view you can tell because others can. Let me be honest with you. I've been doing some exercise, and I had an incredibly sore lap yesterday.

Oh. You had a sore lap? Yeah, whatever those,. The quads. My lap was used. You think this is where he tells us that he's been bed hopping for years, Jeff? This is like his form of fitness? He's like...

That's how he stays so bouncy. Did you hop a little too hard the day before or something? Yeah. Yeah, very sore lap to the point where climbing stairs is miserable. And chasing after fruit was also a little bit painful. So I was shuffling around. I'm right there with you, man. I've been just trying to get a little trim and in shape for the wedding.

And so I've been riding my bike every day. Because as Eric pointed out, I'm not capable of any other kind of exercise he's right so i've been riding my bike every morning at like 6 or 7 a.m at 30 20 somewhere between 22 and 30 miles depending on the day without taking breaks and i am exhausted and sore 24 hours a day right now it's like a good sore but god damn we were walking to heb. I had already had a 30 mile bike ride and we got to the bridge and I was feeling it. And I was like, we're not even halfway to HEB yet. I'm going to tap out before we get to the fruit.

You're just going to hold the bridge down. You guys keep going. I'm going to protect this. I'm going to keep this safe. Make sure no trolls show up. All right. Well, next time I'll see if I look as old because maybe I wouldn't have

just done a bunch of activity. Now I'm self-conscious. Yeah. Maybe you'll stretch next time. Maybe you'll really get into the zone. You didn't realize you were being evaluated last time. Yeah, I think that's my problem. I don't do enough stretching afterwards. You gotta stretch.

You have to stretch. You gotta stretch. You seem very very rubbery you seem like you'd be good at stretching i feel like you're a very rubbery guy yeah there's some flexibility there yeah for sure that's a good point you are you're you're rubbery in like a jim carrey way a little bit not like with the faces and stuff but just like body in general yeah i'll take that that's a compliment it's meant as a compliment and i guess that's why i noticed you losing a step because you know i paid so much attention to you and your gym carrying this over the years there's a whippiness in his limbs i'd say when doing a physical act have you been analyzing my limbs andrew no it's just I've seen you throw something,

and it was something I remembered. What'd I throw? You were throwing balls at the arcade. Oh, yeah. The time we went to the arcade, that didn't happen. My favorite Gavin is, you can tell when he's,

my favorite physical Gavin, is you can tell when he's about to try to tackle you, he gets this little, like, grin on his face, and then he stoops over a bit and gets a little hunchy, and he starts to lean into you a little bit to like push on you i start using like the top the top of my eye sockets yeah that's what i know he's he's about to bounce off of me uh and then roll around on the ground for a second i love that gavin i've never been able to take you by surprise even if like if you if I completely hit you in the back, you don't go down and I bounce off.

Yeah. I'm Gavin proof. Do we put out all the videos where I would just mess with you while we were at work in the Congress office? I don't know. I don't know what ever happened to us. There was one where I tried to like jizz on you with hand sanitizer every day.

There was one where I just spent all day trying to smash a cupcake into your mouth. And you used to just run and try to tackle me in the chair all the time. Shall I make a little compilation of all those? Yeah, why not? If you still have them. This was all a game where it was like, we had that game where

whoever was falling asleep first got slapped. And then I feel like all of our messing with each other was like pre-stated that it was okay. Yeah. No, it was like agreed upon ahead of time. Yeah. Which is why a lot of the time when I'm diving onto the top of your head while you're trying to do work in your chair, I don't know why you look so annoyed.

Because you're trying to compress my spine while I'm working. I always, I handle it, though. There was one where I jumped over your shoulder while you're at your desk, and I sort of slipped over into your lap, and you just used your knee to kick my head into the underneath of your desk. That's how it always went for me. I always started it, and I always hit my head nine times underneath of a desk. That's when we were young.

That was before we lost the step. Yeah, yeah. I was probably 21. I was probably 22, 23. When was the last time you'd say you tried to jizz on Jeff Gavin using your your for now? Yeah, but maybe a decade and a half It's been a while Wow Sounds like you're due for a jizzing so what I'm hearing

He's all backed up oh Man can I do it to you as well Andrew? Can I attack you? Of course, I'd love it. How do you think that would go for me? I don't think well for either of us. I envision you just catching me with one hand somehow, by the neck. Oh, that's aggressive.

I don't think it would. I don't think that would. Maybe I'd grab you and then we'd both go down together. The ankle would fall. I was about to say, I think no matter what happens, if Gavin tackles Andrew, only three ankles are getting up.

Oh yeah, for sure. It would be, we would look like, I don't know my head, you tackling me. It results in like the cheese lady falling down the hill is the type of impact. I'm just imagining me tackling you. It results in like the cheese lady falling down the hill is the type of impact that we're looking at.

I'm just imagining me tackling you and then it's just your feet and shoes remain. And just like somehow it snaps off. Like a poof of air. It's just two shoes rocking. It's like the license plate in Back to the future. Did you see Fast X, Gavin, with 40X? I haven't yet. I tried to arrange a little face screening, but everyone was busy.

Yeah, one day, and then you never tried again. I mean, trying once, that's a lot for me. And it wasn't even that no one was available, it was that there weren't tickets available on that day. And then I haven't heard anything else since that moment. I haven't heard anything else since that moment.

Well, I was trying to make Eric do it firstly and also I think Nick couldn't because of something. I blame Nick. Oh, yeah. Potty training. Oh, that's right. You were potty training.

Is that an all-day thing? It's an all-weekend thing, and it didn't go very well at all. He decided once the diaper was off, he'd rather just hold it until it hurt than to go. So we're back to diapers. We're having fun. So what you're saying is if you had gone, nothing would have changed?

Ah, shit. If I could... It's probably way too late in the game to attempt something like this nick but when i was going through potty training uh i did do this um apparently if you potty train in cloth diapers which is annoying because you got to deal with cloth diapers uh but they will they will potty train a lot faster because it's a little less comfortable and it encourages them to learn faster. I used to have a service, like a diaper service, where you had a little trash can

that was sealed and you would drop the dirty diapers in, the cloth ones, and then put it on the front porch and then they would pick it up and drop off new diapers. Yeah, it was cool. Oh my God, that's amazing.

Fancy. It's a whole thing. I didn't know that existed. Yeah, that's how Millie was potty trained. Is it expensive, like per shit pickup? Yeah, it's about the same as buying diapers, which are crazy expensive. Yep.

But you don't fill a landfill with your kids' piss and shit, which is weird. If that doesn't work, another tip you could try. I've heard. I don't know if this works for everyone, but just maybe book a flight with a potty and make sure there's a famous film director on the flight. They will use that potty.

No problem. They'll fill it up. What I hear. So you get a few things you can do. You get a few approaches. Hopefully at least one of them works. Something helps, Nick. And you might, if you show up early, you can defer your flight.

You could actually make money doing this. This could be a business venture for you. Yeah, you could piss on a different director. You could try to see how many directors your kid could piss on off the cost of one ticket. Like to point out, there's still absolutely no evidence that uh eckley wright had any urine on his head so that's all right we might be yeah there's there's no evidence that he didn't either

is there that's true yeah schrodinger's piss or whatever um i oh i'd be so happy i'm waiting for him to promote like a movie or something and i bought a late night show and tell the story because it feels like a late night story it does why do you want that to have happened to him because it well i it it had happened to him it's not what i want or didn't want to happen this is an act that happened to him so i'm just hoping to hear hoping to god that it didn't happen. Well, it did. You're just in denial. That's the difference.

Absolutely. The best thing you can hope for, Gavin, is that he has a sense of humor about it, and he turns it into a humorous anecdote to James Corden or somebody. Yeah. Gavin, that whole flight was in the splash zone. You can deny it, but it's true. Piss splash. Edgar Wright's taking a bath.

And Gavin's nephew's pissed. Jesus. Let me ask you guys a question. I just looked at the time and how long we've been going for. What did we talk about for the last hour? I couldn't tell you. I'm still waiting for the podcast to start. This one was just a nice chat.

Yeah. I didn't even look at my notes. Well, I brought my clip. That was the only note I used, I think. I had my life hack. You want to talk about Jeeps, Jeff? You're going to talk about Jeeps last episode. Oh, you know, that's interesting.

I have a life hack. Now that you mention it, I have that Jeep thing. Neither as much. Let me start with my life hack. So if you if you have a here's a life hack for you. If you have a toilet roll holder that's screwed into your wall, right? Anchored into your wall. And over time, it starts to loosen up a little bit and no amount

of tightening it tightens it and then you realize at some point the anchors are going to give and it's going to come out of the wall oh the best thing you can do is just to leave it for three or four months because it will frustrate your fiance and make her annoyed that anytime she touches the toilet roll holder it falls further out of wall. Then the toilet roll will fall on the ground and then roll away from you, and then you have to comedically try to... You're sitting on the toilet dump, and you've got to comedically try to recover all the toilet paper.

Happens a lot. If eventually you are faced with the reality of having to fix that problem, you might be tempted to take it out of the wall and then spackle the holes and then sand and then maybe spackle a little bit more than sand and then paint and then find a different spot with a little more integrity

to stick the toilet roll holder back on the wall. What I would recommend you do is just look at the size of those holes that you just made when you pulled it out of the wall and go, let me just find an anchor that fits those holes and do that. And it takes two seconds and you save yourself all kinds of work because that's

what I just did. I just secured the toilet roll holder to my wall with the biggest anchors you've ever seen. You couldn't pull, you couldn't, you could pull a safe out of a bank easier than you could pull this toilet roll off of this wall now and it was so much easier than going through all those other steps so that's my life i've never thought to do

that that's great i was i was just looking at him and i was like making the list to go to lowe's to buy all the shit i was gonna need because i couldn't find any of it even though i've bought it 50 times before and i was just looking and at it and I was like, you know, those holes are round. They're just like holes. And then I thought, I could just put something... It wasn't like it ripped part of the wall out or anything. You know, it's like they're clean holes. They're just huge.

Isn't a hole, by default, typically round? Is a hole round by default? I wouldn't think so. No, because dead people go in and not a round hole. Yeah. Dead people go in six foot holes by like two foot holes wouldn't. No, because dead people go in and not a round hole. Yeah, dead people go in six foot holes by like two foot holes. Yeah. Uh, probably three feet, but yeah. Okay.

I don't think every hole is round. I don't think a hole has to be round. No, definitely not. Anyway, if they wouldn't have been round, it wouldn't have worked, but because they were round holes, then I was like, it just struck me all at once. I just put something bigger in the hole, and it's fucking, so there you go, there's your life hack. Put something bigger in the hole. Maybe every time you buy those

little rule plugs, they should just have a... They should ship a spare set of bigger sizes for when you mess up the first time. They really should. That's great. I have such a bad track record with those things. Okay, the Jeep thing I was going to say. This is real brief too, but I've been riding my bike every morning somewhere between like 6

to 8, about 2 hours, so 6 to 8 or 7 to my bike every morning somewhere between like six to eight, about two hours. So six to eight or seven to nine, depending on the day. And I'm seeing a different Austin. I'm seeing an Austin that wakes up. Not that I'm not. I don't get up early anyway, because when school's in session, I have to take me to school in the morning and stuff. So I'm up.

But I'm not out in the world at like six or seven, usually. And I discovered that this is an interesting factoid that I've learned. usually and i discovered that the this is an interesting factoid that i've learned the only people who are out and about in austin at 7 a.m who are parking their cars in a parking lot at a park or uh near the lake or where or by a hike and bike trail or whatever they exclusively drive toyota forerunners and je. Those are the only cars you will see in a parking lot at 7 a.m. in Austin, near nature, is a Toyota 4Runner or a Jeep. I didn't realize how many Toyota 4Runners

there were in the world until I started riding my bike at 7 a.m. It is insane. The only people that hang out at 7 a.m. drive one of those two vehicles, guaranteed. It would be interesting to do a survey of what time it's like you know when we play like gta3 or something there was only enough memory for like

when you see one car then you just start seeing a ton of that car because exactly exactly like at some point there's a changeover because i ride my bike in the afternoon like i ride my bike at two in the afternoon it's not forerunners and jeeps the foreigners and the jeeps they leave they're morning people so i wonder at what time it's like 10 o'clock is the shift change and then the subaru outbacks or whatever start coming and then it's like the the hyundai sonatas and the the ionics all show up but like it's just so fucking weird that it's only those cars in the morning and then at some point they all fuck off and i think you should get out there one day, a little clipboard on the handlebars, and you survey it at about 7am. And then you

go out again at 7pm and see the difference. That's a great idea. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I will 100% do that. I'll pick one parking lot and they'll be my survey parking lot. And I'll do that. And all the people in Jeeps every morning are like, there's always this prick on a bike. He just keeps writing down my license for it.

Every park I go to, there's one weird guy taking a prick on a bike. It just keeps writing down my license for it. Every park I go to, there's one weird guy taking a survey with a bike. It's so strange. Stay away from the survey guy. He's out here every day at 7 p.m. If you show up at lunch, that's when the skateboarders show up. It's really this whole arc.

It's very weird. I don't know what's going on with those people. Do you need someone's permission to count them? No. But it just got me to thinking, though, like, are there times of the day when certain vehicles are more prevalent than other times of the

day? And I guess there are. Yeah, because you get the mom school-run vehicles. Yeah, like all the minivans would be at a certain time. 3.30 or whenever you pick up kids from school. Anyway, that was an observation the other interesting i yeah it struck me it struck me as odd and i have one more that is off

piggybacking off of that and i've just been noticing this because like i've said i'm back out in the streets i'm riding my bike every day like i was a couple years ago i'm i'm among the people and uh i just said this is just a psa to anybody in the world who walks around a major metropolitan area, be it for fitness, maybe you're jogging, maybe you're walking, maybe you're walking your dog, maybe you're pushing your kid in a stroller down the path, maybe you're jogging, whatever it is. If you are going around town and doing that with headphones on, you've almost died seven times and you have no idea. phones on you've almost died seven times and you have no idea i have seen so many people almost die because they're listening to headphones and not paying attention and it and and avert tragedy

because somebody else saw them first and didn't run them over or back into them or plow into them and they just keep walking without a care in the world because they don't hear anything because they're blasting 50 Cent or whatever and they just have no idea because the carpenters are playing that they almost just got creamed by a utility truck. It happens at least three or four times a day. I almost got hit in the bike

lane by a fucking car two days ago who was driving in the partitioned bike lane at me and I was like it was a weird standoff where i was like i have to ride away here right i look down there's a picture of a fucking bicycle on the ground and an arrow pointing that way and this guy and i was just like fuck it if he's gonna have to run me over because he's in my place i'm not doing this and he was in a maserati and i guess he didn't want

to mess his car up so he turned at the last minute and got back on the real road but he had to like he had to like hit a partition. Like, you know those tall like plastic partitions that kind of flop? He had to clip one of those to get around me. Are they usually what separates like

a carpool lane and stuff? Yeah, they separate like the bike lane from the rest of the street. Anyway. I wonder which song people have been run over by the most.

Wait, what's it? No, that's it. Been listening to. You know what I mean. That didn't make sense. Yeah. No, I totally know what you mean. Absolutely.

Yeah. Shocking. Some of the songs you wouldn't expect. It's difficult. You would not believe the shoe size on Bohemian Rhapsody. You do not want to get trampled on by that song. Blue Suede Shoes? Blue Suede Shoes? not believe the shoe size on behemian rhapsody you do not want to get trampled on by that song blue suede shoes blue suede shoes yeah that's a good one another one bites the dust i did oh god that would be a great one i uh yeah there's there's all those like new transparency modes now on headphones that have noise canceling so you can

uh hear through them that's what i do i use when i ride so i can be super safe oh uh nick says we have to stop oh okay man i gotta say that the show's been like flying by lately like we've just been really jamming uh this one may have been this may have been the fastest hour of my life today yeah it's insane how that works yeah it's like we just sat down i can't believe like when i looked at the clock a second ago and i initiated that thing where i said like oh i can't believe it's been 50 minutes what did we talk about i thought i was gonna look at it and it was gonna say we're like 24 minutes in and I was like, all right, now we should start transitioning into some bigger stuff or some bits. And I was so surprised that time just melted away. It did.

I saw some comments about episode 100, I think it was 158. Okay. The one where you introduced yourself as Porterhouse. A lot of people saying that that's the, that's the, that's a great one to get people in on. I tried to re-listen to that, imagining I'd never heard that before. Awful.

Absolutely horrendous. At no point do we like say our real names. You, we introduced ourselves as like one set of nicknames and then we start talking about another set of nicknames. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. Maybe they're right. Maybe that is a great one because it's very funny. But I feel like you have to have external context about what the hell we're talking about.

Yeah, we're deep. We're deep into our nickname era right now, our moniker era, if you will. And I imagine that's got to be confusing because it's identity challenging. Including this one. You've introduced me as a different name the last four episodes. Dude, thanks for noticing. I've been making a special attempt at calling you some different variation of your name every time. I wrote Whoop Scoop down.

Whoop Scoop might be my favorite. I like Whoop Scoop a lot. I've been Whoop Scoop. I've been Whoop Scoop, Ram Jam. Not to be confused with Ram Scoop and Whoop Tone. And that's just the last four uh and you've been stewart and you've been what was the other one uh errol errol errol yeah my name's gavin by the way there you go if you if you were wondering an hour and five minutes in his name's

gavin everybody what a disappointment to learn all the possible variations and you went with Gavin of all the names. It's the least fun. There's so many better options on the field. Can you imagine having whoop scoop on your birthday? Oh, that'd be great. Maybe that's what I'll call the I'll call the ice cream gloves the whoop scoops.

The whoop scoops. The whoop scoops. That's great. That's so fucking smart. I'm going to make them after this. I'm going to get in the lab straight after we finish filming. Now is your lab next to your bed? My lab is actually

the dining room table at the moment. That's a good lab. That's my lab too. It's a great lab. I think it's similar to most dining room table at the moment. Oh, that's a good lab. That's my lab too. It's a great lab. I think it's similar to most dining room tables in that it's something I've rarely eaten at, but it's completely caked with junk. So that is the lab area. How funny would it be if your dining room table

was also my lab? And sometimes you would just come downstairs to get a drink or a snack, and I'm sitting at your table like, don't talk to me now. I'm in the lab. Isn't that what it was like when we lived together sometimes? Yeah, pretty much.

I guess so. Don't talk to me. I'm conducting car surveys. Give me a minute. Tracking Subarus. You think the paint color matters? Yeah, I'm just trying to walk out of the kitchen. I'm just getting cereal andrew be like don't talk to me i'm listening to every state song

oh i've started the anthems i started world anthems i'm in the bees i'm almost done with bees i'm going alphabetical how any standout so far barbados is disappointing didn't like how's bolivia how's belarus i feel like bella i need to have the list because it's it is kind of tricky where a lot of them feel the same um so it's like you create lines so there's an afghanistan line danistan pretty good pretty good one not the best but good so far are you gonna average at one letter per week uh i'm trying to do multiples in a night but yeah at least a letter per week how many excellent yeah it's gonna take i i don't want to take that long we're playing games tonight we're playing games oh back on what are you guys gonna play

i think halo keeping it classic A little bit of Halo. I hope you guys watch the beef. Am I going to join what? Am I going to join you guys playing Halo? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I wasn't invited. Huh. I mean, what time are you going to play?

Am I invited? Always. Well, I'm just finding out about it now. What time are went really quiet but and crazy what no absolutely it's six Andrew just said no all right no no no a bunch this is what I honestly what happened I looked and I noticed I still have tiger bomb on my desk and i panicked i was like why is this still here now i need to get rid of this here's what would happen if i played video games with y'all uh i would just try to do i would i would be stuck in podcast mode the whole time and then it would just turn into a whole thing and you guys

probably have more fun if you were just like just the two i mean you could use your airpods though i could i could you could it would really, though. I could, I could. You could. It would really annoy Eric because then we'd want to make another video game thing and that would come back and then that would, he doesn't want that. He does not want that.

And you know, we've talked about it at length off camera and he has some pretty solid reasons for it. We even touched on it in Sausage Talk 3. I think that's why it's coming up, yeah. I enjoyed that Sausage Talk yesterday, but I hope it's not too dry. It was the driest,

but I think that was intentional. Yeah. We were really getting into behind the scenes. The line between Sausage Talk and Sausage Talk is pretty,

if you get my drift, it's pretty thin. And so... Yeah, and also, sausages can be different levels of dryness. There's different moist levels. I mean, that's true. Sometimes you get my drift is it's, it's pretty thin. And so, yeah. Well, and also sausages can be different levels of dryness. There's different moist levels. I mean, that's dry sausage.

Sometimes you get a sausage. It's in a casing that you're supposed to break out of the casing into tiny little and then fry it that way. Or you could just buy sausage. It's already out of the casing. I don't know why they make you do the extra anyway. Yeah. It was crumbly sausage.

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on next week's episode of F*** Face. Man, I just finished with Millie, one of the worst television shows ever made. Oh, what was it? Oh, which one? Manifest. We watched all the entire series. That is a dog shit show.

Was that the one where they disappear? Yeah, they're in a plane and then the plane disappears and then it lands five years later and everybody thinks they're dead i feel like that show's been made eight times yeah well uh it didn't need to be made a ninth but it was and we watched have you watched from no what's that from is lost with vampires um and it it feels like it will be lost with vampires all the way through. What has the guy? I don't know what it's on.

It's a great question. It's I think on like a bean network and then it switch networks. But has the guy from Michael on it from lost and it has like one of the directors of lost in a bunch of the episodes. And it has like one of the directors of Lost did a bunch of the episodes. It's about a town that like vampires come out at night and try to eat you. And you can't escape the town. And it's like people get stuck there. Imagine all of like the logic and reasoning for why they can't leave the island, but applied to a small American town with vampires.

I was going to say, it sounds kind of like that movie 30 Days of Night. Sort of. Yeah. the vampires i was gonna say it sounds kind of like that movie 30 days of night sort of yeah like not in a in a sense of like oh my god we we all end up stuck here and we can't leave this place and we all were in different parts of america for how we got here hey dude i looked it up i don't know how you found this show season one is on epics and season two is on mgm plus which i didn't even know was a thing yeah that's why when you ask it's like i don't know i saw a tiktok of it and then i found it online yeah that's interesting i like vamp like a creepy a creepy show with intrigue that's fascinating but

it feels like they're gonna drop the ball and explaining any of this stuff but they're real good in intrigue a lot of mystery why do they have to drop all the balls why can't they ever deliver a ball it's it's all the balls constantly are getting dropped it's so fucking hard to to juggle apparently i blame you hey why why were you into juggling for a while there no i just i thought i don't know anyone who juggles i don't think i know anyone who juggles and i assumed i thought of all the people i'm friends with chef is the most likely i think to have this skill and if you didn't have it then i didn't think i knew any jugglers and that was sad to me which then i'm glad i'm glad i didn't disappoint it then turned into gavin i had a fight about if you know how to juggle can you does that make you a juggler

or is there further qualification needed like do you need to get paid for it i think there's further qualification needed it's like saying if you know how to sing does that make you a singer that's the well i think that does i think you well hmm that's no i'm not a singer no but like there's a level if you can sing well i think you become a singer i don't think you need you don't need a like a yeah but it's not like like if you have a driver's license it doesn't make you need, you don't need to have like a, yeah, but it's not like, like if you have a driver's license, it doesn't make you a race car driver. That's true. Yeah.

My, for, I was thinking my head of like, I know how to ride a bike. I'm not a cyclist, but I think the skill itself is almost like the barrier of entry. Cause just not juggling is catching playing catch. That's like baseline juggling in my head.

I'm real good at catching i i'm a level up from catching for sure but not absolutely so i i don't know i think there's an argument that you can make that a juggler is just knowing the base skill one of you could only be one thing like you could you could kind of like in a video game when you unlock a title and you can change your title you know okay uh like that's a big thing in gears of war i and you can change your title you know okay uh like that's a big thing in gears of war i could you know change your title to like the unvanquished or whatever like the goblin killer what if you could have at all times one title but you you could only assume one title so it's like you're if you pick juggler that's who you are but if you wanted to get into

cooking or whatever you'd have to relinquish juggler. You know what I mean? Like, what if we could all assign ourselves one title, and that was our title, but we were stuck with it, unless we had to go through some sort of process to remove it and then to pick a new one. But then you have to abandon those skills. Like, you have to, like, empty your skills. Yeah, it's like when you make, like, a character in, like, a Fallout game or something,

you get a sub-skill. Like, you want to milk it. Yeah, you got to refund points. Okay. And re-spend them. Do I only get one skill one skill is that the thing and I have to pick which one Most people don't even get one so if you have a skill Well, it's like you just set up a really fun game, and then told me I don't get any pieces, and I can't play No, that was that was a funny indictment on other people

No, I thought we're playing a game of what skill we would pick and what would yeah we are but i'm just saying i was just told i don't got no pieces i'd love to have no you've got all the pieces you've got so many pieces you can just only as long as they're not balls because i will drop all of this okay well you're definitely not a juggler don't we established that that's how we started this yeah don't don't pick that title. I don't think I could ever juggle. I think if I trained for six months, I still wouldn't be able to juggle.

I just don't think I got that in me. I mean, maybe. It could be that thing where you just still... I mean, I didn't learn how to juggle. I just knew how to juggle one day. No, I'm not even... Yeah, but Craig is still in here, so this is like a weird... Just in case.

Can you just throw this on the back of the episode? Like a post-pleasantries or something? Why don't we fade out and then we go to this? Bye! Alright. Bye. I really wish I didn't leave to take a shit in the middle of that if you wonder why I wasn't

god damn it the one the one time I didn't stick around that was a really fast shit I was busting were you just like listening in your headphones the whole time? Like,

Oh no, they're still talking to you. Just trying to squeeze your shit out. We know where Gavin put his skill point. That's clear. God damn it.