Regulation Podcast - The Garlic Feet Taste Test // Andrew's a _______ Guy [73]

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face ), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So I'm just there, cock in hand, calling the police because someone's looking at me. Well no, I don't- Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. You don't want to start it there? Sure. of the face podcast that you want to start it there sure well wait gavin say i will editor can you please start it with get the episode starts with gavin saying so i'm just standing there with cock in hand calling the police and that's the beginning of the episode um yeah i guess without context that's interesting it's definitely an interesting sentence.

So Gavin, you were saying you had your cock in your hand, you were on the phone with the cops, you were in your yard. Continue. And then the little boy went to sleep. That was the end of the fairy tale. Why'd you have to make it about kids? I was trying to make it fictional. You pivoted it to the worst possible place. You made it way worse.

That might have been the worst pivot possible. Oh, it was by far the worst. I think you may have pivoted us into a new start of the episode. Can I just, I'll pivot to just a description. We're talking about if you're pissing in your yard, and if somebody sees, is that indecent exposure? I don't't think it is you're in the privacy of your own backyard yeah so i was i was saying that surely if my knob is out in view of other people's homes that's still indecent exposure and andrew was saying that it would be only weird if they kept looking so i

thought well maybe are they in the wrong i just i don't know the rules of that because you're in your own space i think it's different let's say if you built like a seven foot wooden platform stood on top of it and then was just doing whatever you want to do up there i think that's a different conversation but if you're just on ground level in your yard you're saying it's an altitude thing i think so well if you are if you are presenting yourself beyond the fence, I think if you've elevated above the fence would be my rule of thumb, then it's an issue. Then you got a problem.

But as long as you're touching the ground, I think you're all good. All right, here we go. The ground has nothing to do with it. Here we go. I looked it up. So this is only for the state of Texas. So it may be different in England and in Canada or the other 49 states in America. You may be charged with indecent exposure in Texas if you expose your naked body to

the public while on your private property. Okay. I was wrong. So public being potentially just a public place outside, but what if it's private property to private property? Well, it says if you expose... Oh. Well, so you're saying you on your private property

expose yourself to someone on their private property. Basically, like, I can understand it if I'm in my front doorway. Yeah, front doorway is a problem. I think the public in this instance probably refers to anyone who isn't living on your property. Okay.

I would guess that would be like the legal definition. That's what I would have guessed. Yeah. Oh my God, I closed that window and you know what was the previous window? What? Cosmic crisps. I reached out to them yesterday.

Oh yeah? Yeah, I hope we get a reply. I reached out. November 8th, baby. Very exciting. New apple drops. I have a question. Kind of about u.s law i was curious about well it's kind of a strangely specific question i'm watching the halloween movies i

think i've mentioned that before and i just watched halloween resurrection which is a movie all about michael myers is in his house and then they go to the michael myers home and then he kills a bunch of people is it does he do anything illegal technically in that movie in certain states they're all trespassing yeah because they're all trespassing i was curious if technically michael myers is completely legal in all of his action i think it depends on what state he's in they're in i think illinois right illinois i'm not sure i'm not sure what the standard ground laws are in Illinois, but yeah. As I was watching, I think this is very odd.

I think that might be, because what comes after Halloween Resurrection? They reboot it with the Rob Zombie Halloween. Right. So that's probably why there was a reboot, is he was innocent. And they were like, we can't prosecute this guy for defending his home territory. So it's a property, so we'll have to reboot the series and we'll bring in a heavy hitter

like Rob fucking Zombie. Well, when you bring in somebody like Busta Rhymes into your universe, you have to start over if you can't bring him back. You need a palate cleanser. I don't know, but Busta Rhymes was the best part

of that movie by far. He was pretty great. He was pretty great. Have you seen Halloween Resurrection, Gavin? No, I've never... I don't think I've everusta Rhymes was the best part of that movie, by far. He was pretty great. He was pretty great. Have you seen Halloween Resurrection, Gavin? No, I don't think I've ever seen anything apart from the first one. There's a scene where Busta Rhymes dresses up as Michael Myers, and Michael Myers starts following him as Michael Myers, and then he turns around and he thinks it's somebody else dressed as Michael Myers.

He's like, what are you doing here? I'm the Michael Myers of this show. What are you doing? Get out of here. Skedaddle, Michael Myers. Skedad, what are you doing here? I'm the Michael Myers of this show. What are you doing? Get out of here. Skedaddle, Michael Myers. Skedaddle. Get out of here. And Michael Myers just like turns around and walks away.

It's great. Buster Rhymes is the only good thing about that movie. It's fantastic. Oh, so did we start the episode? Yeah. No, I feel like we're well in at this point. Gavin's the worst thing you could possibly say. 73, I believe. 73. I was talking to Andrew a little bit at this point. Gav, it's the worst thing you could possibly say. 73, I believe.

73. I was talking to Andrew a little bit before we started, Gav, before you showed up early, which was shocking. By the way, let this be known. Episode 73, I think, is the first episode you've ever shown up early for. I don't know if that's true. I don't think that's true. I think it's the second.

Second episode you've ever showed up early for. Not sure how I feel about it, to be honest with you. I feel like the six minutes leading up to the episode is my safe space with Andrew to talk about you. Yeah, I think I was about five or six minutes early. I just wanted to get my tools ready. No, I hear you. We got a lot to talk about today. First off, Gavin got a little peak last night.

Got an update on the baseball throw. We need to deal with that. Oh, shit. There's a timeline that we need to lay out. What do you mean a timeline? I would just say, Andrew, don't get your hopes up. I'm fucking, he's jeffing this, isn't he? No, no, Gavin, please.

You have to support me here. No, there's a... What have you done? We're extenuating no. Kevin, please. You have to support me here. No. There's a... What have you done? There are extenuating circumstances. Oh, fuck you. I would say he's jeffing it, but it's out of his hands. Okay. Thank you. I would like to talk about how, you know,

first off, I don't know if we covered it in an episode. I don't think we did, because I don't think it happened yet. But the baseball knobs sold out in an hour and nine minutes, which was phenomenal. The hell's a baseball knob? Baseball bat knob. Sorry.

Because I'm getting ahead of myself. The baseball bat knobs, we sold 1,000 of them in about an hour and nine minutes. So thank you so much for supporting such a dumb idea. Put a lot of love and effort into it. They ruined the comfort of my home for a dumb idea, put a lot of love and effort into it. They ruined the comfort of my home for a good couple, most of the summer, as I had to move them around from room to room to get anywhere. And I'm pretty sure it put a strain on the relationship that I didn't realize at the time between my girlfriend and I.

But things have been better since the bat knobs are gone. I'll say that. Anyway, so overwhelmed with the support and we wanted to come up with what to do next. We talked about a thousand baseballs and I had, I was actually talking about with Emily at lunch the other day. I think we landed on a great way to figure out how to sign

and not sign some of the balls. So let me, let me, I've already talked about this with Gavin, but let me present it to you, Andrew. Okay, but before you do, can I just put a last, the last pile of dirt on the knobs, the last comment about the knob and the bat situation?

Yeah. I ordered one. Haven't got mine yet. My confusion, I've said multiple times, I'm still kind of confused about part of it. So we just, there's a hundred, you sawed off a hundred knobs from full-size bats. And the bat ends had the logo on it.

And we sent out a hundred random bat ends right with the knobs like a hundred random people got them is that correct okay continue your story well i'm just i'm just confirming that was the thing a hundred random people got full bats right uh i don't know if it was a hundred random or the first hundred to order i'm not sure but uh i don't have anybody from the store here to ask okay Okay, whatever. 100 people got a bat. I don't understand. So when we started, we're like, why don't we sell full bats? Wait, wait.

They got their own bat piece for their own knob? I don't think so. Did they? I think so, yeah. I don't know. We're still confused. We're confused on a whole other level. I just don't under... Go ahead. What are you going to say? Did you have a purpose about trying to find your bat end? I don't know if that confused on a whole other level. I just don't under... Go ahead. What are you going to say? Wasn't that to feed the whole purpose

about trying to find your bat end? I don't know if that was even a part of it. My confusion was that we were going to sell full bats, and it was like, oh, we can't do that logistical nightmare. It's just complicated. But we sold full bats that were just in two pieces, and one piece was only like two inches off the bottom.

So I don't understand. Oh, you're saying that's why we sold mini bats. It's because full bats would have been difficult. Yeah, because it turns out a full bat is two inches too big, so we had to cut them to make them fit the boxes. Fair enough. I just

was confused. Yeah, no. Initially, when we looked into it, it looked like it was going to be difficult to sell a full bat and ship it. But as we perfected and went through the process painstakingly over months and months and months, they were able to work out a solution to ship. I'm happy they did. Wait, so originally we didn't sell a full bat because we thought it was going to be too difficult. So we sold a tiny bat.

Then we found out you could. I'll be honest. And then we still didn't. I'll be honest. I don't remember why we sold a tiny bat. Then we found out you could. I'll be honest. And then we still didn't. I'll be honest. I don't remember why we did or didn't. I don't remember ever wanting to sell a full bat. No, we talked about it. They're like posters. Can't do it.

I just remember wanting to do something after manually burning in the numbers and all the bats I wanted. I wanted to manipulate the next product in some way and to continue that lineage, which is where I'm going. I love that you love the bat knob, Andrew. I love that you bought one to show your support.

I love that you've registered your confusion. It is officially on the books. It's a regulation registration. So that's there forever. It's there. It's entered in. So we have that. Thank you.

But I would like to move on from the past. that's that's there forever it's there it's in it's entered in so we have that thank you uh but i would like to move on from the past the highly successful thousand bat knob run past talk about a thousand baseballs we talked about taking a thousand baseballs putting a base logo on them and then we joked around about if i could hit it like i could swing at a thousand baseballs how many would i hit or not maybe the ones that i hit we could sell the ones that i don't hit or we could sell as as uh on a different tier and the ones that i swing and miss on if there are any if there are any that i miss uh those would be sold at a different rate right so then a having a lunch brainstorming came up with this idea credit goes to emily for helping me come up with it uh what if i take the i already have all this equipment right i saved four or five

full-size baseball bats they're my girl they're my spare bedroom so i can take the, I already have all this equipment, right? I saved four or five full-size baseball bats. They're in my spare bedroom. So I can take the full-size baseball bats. Then I can take the wood-burning kit that I have, and I can autograph my name deeply into the barrel over and over again, kind of all over, like maybe put like 20 autographs all over the bat barrel, right? Where you connect with the ball. Then we get a big bucket of ink or paint, we stand it next to a next to uh to home plate in a batter's box and then we put all we

load a thousand baseballs into the pitching machine then i dip the bat in into the ink or paint and then i swing in a ball and when i connect with the ball my the paint that has now gotten into the grooves of the baseball bat uh of my signature connects with the ball and it stamps my signature on the ball and that's how we autograph a thousand baseballs i love this idea i think it's a fantastic i think it's the best idea ever i think it's a great idea but i i think that should be like a blind box situation where you they're all the same price but you don't know whether you'll get a hit or not. Okay, I'm fine with that too. I'm fine with that too.

I don't care how we portion it out. I just want to do it. And I mean, I suspect it'll be interesting because out of a thousand swings, I may hit 900 balls. So it may be rarer not to get an autograph in this situation than to get one. I was going the other way. I was immediately thinking with Gavin's idea. I think the concern is we might be greatly overestimating how many balls you

could hit. There might only be like 85 balls with autographs. So anyway, I'm excited about getting jumping into that and hitting the thousand balls and all that. But I want to get the ball throw out of the way first. So I want to talk about a timeline. And unfortunately, that's been pushed back

just a teeny bit because of some issues. Okay. Should we get straight into your issues? Yeah. Okay. Let me preface by saying I went to a party on Saturday. Oh, no. A daytime yard party, right?

Fred, it was lovely. I hadn't been in a backyard garden party since before COVID. It was amazing. I had a lovely time. I got to speak to some interesting people, catch up with some old friends. None of it related to the day job outside of work stuff. It was really great. However, however, uh, in the process I was talking to another friend of

mine who was explaining that he, uh, for like two years had had what he thought was like a, a pulled muscle on his groin, kind of like near his hip. And, uh, it just would like never heal or heal for a couple of weeks. And then he would repull repull it and then and eventually he just got so frustrated with it he mentioned it to a doctor when he was like getting a physical and the doctor was like oh you probably have a groinal hernia and he was like yeah most people think of hernias as like you get that like bulge when your intestines are poking out or whatever but a groinal hernia they don't poke out it's just like a muscle tear

and so he uh he had a ct scan and he found out he had one and he uh he got it sewn up and now he's on the mend right so as he was explaining that to me i was realizing that what he's describing i live with i've lived with for probably six years uh i have a thing that is i have a pulled muscle and like to the left like kind of under my i don't know like where your leg creases kind of on my left leg that uh is like a pulled muscle that never to the left like kind of under my I don't know like where your leg creases kind of on my left leg that is like a pulled muscle that never quite heals and comes and goes and feels wrong like it

feels different than a pulled muscle and it's fucking it drives me nuts and I always just think I'm a wimp right so that was thinking before I throw this fucking baseball maybe I should go to the doctor and make sure I don't have a hernia because I don't want to I don't want to cause any additional damage because I'm about to

go through some serious training regimen. I have tools. I have supplies. I went to the fucking sports store. My trunk is full of shit so that I can begin this process. So I just need to go to the doctor. As of Saturday, I just needed to go to the doctor.

Just bounce this off him. He could say, no, idiot, there's no way you have a hernia. Go home, you're fine, throw your baseball. Or he could say, let's get a CT scan and see, oh, you do have a hernia. You probably rip your leg off if you threw this baseball 80 miles an hour. Let's patch that up for a couple, you take a month off and then you're ready to go. I'm desperate to complete this challenge because I know I can do it. I just have to set myself up for success. Okay, after that, that little

bit of knowledge, which in my head I think, alright, this is pushing the baseball down the road a little bit, but not too much. Andrew will understand. Then I was feeling great, Andrew. I was feeling on top of the world. Saturday night, I decided to play tennis. So, Emily and Millie and i went out we played

we played tennis from like eight to ten on saturday night like with the lights on at the park it was fucking cool uh felt awesome sunday got up went on a 22 mile bike ride the weather was beautiful i could go at my own speed because i wasn't dragging gavin or trevin trevor behind me it was super easy uh it was just it was perfect i. I'm telling you, I was on top of the world. I felt like I was 25 years old again, Andrew. I was full of sun. My body was lean and exercised. I was full of that post-workout energy. I looked at the backyard and I thought, I'm going to cut this fucking grass today. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to be, I had fun this morning. I'm going to be productive this afternoon. And I walked into the house, walked into the bedroom and I saw some laundry on the on the

sofa in the bedroom. And I said, oh, before I cut the grass, why don't I put that folded laundry away and be doubly productive? Because I'm in such a good mood. I'm doing house chores. Just sorry. Quick pause. Is this related to the to the photo of laundry that we saw?

Or is this is this a separate? This is that's the photo. That's the photo. Yeah. OK. Emily sent related to the photo of Laundrie that we saw, or is this a separate... That's the photo, yeah. Emily sent you guys a picture of Laundrie. What do you think happened, Andrew? I don't know at this point. It's clearly Jeff got injured somehow trying to fold Laundrie, it sounds like. I will say it's very funny because you went on a list

of every sporting event a human could do. You're like, I did this. I did that. I did that. I kept waiting for the injury to happen. If you're going to tell me that it happened on a folding laundry incident, I didn't fold this laundry, Andrew. OK, you're just grabbing. I wasn't the one to hold it.

Yeah, it was. I believe it was two pairs of pants, girl pants. So they're smaller as my girlfriend's pants, not mine. And two or three of her t-shirts all folded up. And I just bent over to pick it up. And the second I reached my destination, my hands reached that little pile of laundry, I realized I would never be able to stand again.

My back, in that moment, broke in half. Oh, no. I've never felt a pain like that, like the muscle pull. Emily was on the phone with her parents having like a Sunday call and I went,

and I just collapsed and I became instantly bedridden and I just got out I became instantly bedridden and I just got out of bed yesterday yesterday was my Wednesday was my first day out of bed

I for the first day I showed it to Gavin and Meg I uh cause they came over for Survivor last night I had to have a chair next to the bed so that I could stand up

and then push the chair like like old people walkers like I'd push the chair just to the toilet so I could pee and back. And that process, half an hour. Half an hour to pee easily and excruciatingly painful.

I have sneezed more this week than in my entire life. Each sneeze is like getting, it's like Bane snapping Batman's back in half. That's what it feels like to sneeze. It has been brutal, brutal. I tell you, I have been,

I'm sitting in a special chair is the only way I can sit up in my house. So I'm looking up at my computer, like a little, like, like I'm a fucking toddler as it's so far above me. It, I, I cannot tell you the hell that I have been in since Sunday afternoon.

You do not need to explain the, you're forgetting. You're talking to the man with the worst ankles Possibly on the plane I understand your pain Yeah Meg and I were over last night And we were always trying to

Because Survivor is always the day before we record F*** Face We always try and avoid anything that might be mentioned on F*** Face But I had that picture That he sent both of us And he was moving real slow. He was sort of hobbling around between rooms, and I was like, wait, are you injured?

And he was just like, I don't want to talk about it. I held off for as long as I could. He was at the speed of a 90-year-old, but also trying to play it off like he wasn't that injured. So bad. And then he pulled the photo up and he and meg started trying to guess it and so eventually it came out but yeah because i i immediately saw the laundry and i thought well jeff is shit all those clothes i didn't i didn't know an injury was even a factor i could just see him moving around i was like uh-oh well it was yeah an absolute how did jeff shit on

this pile of clothing what did he do to destroy it did he drop another like smoothie bomb and it went all over the clothes like what there was some stains how do you shit his jeans and his shirt and his socks oh my god guys i'm i moved my toaster last week and I cleaned up more smoothie. Wow. It was behind the toaster somehow. So I need to just double check. I may have missed this. Did you not have a shoulder issue?

Was that just, what was that? What shoulder issue? You opened this whole story about how you talked to a guy that had a thing wrong with his hip and it turned out to be an issue. Oh, a hernia. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I got, so I just, this is where I am in the timeline.

I have to get back to where I can leave the house again, like mobile and move around and stuff. And when I do that, like when I'm capable of leaving the house, I will then go to the doctor, get this hernia thing checked out. Once I get the AOK from the doctor, then I'm going to throw a fucking baseball. Jack just asked me today, he was like,

would you be willing to do your first baseball throw on Extra Life as like a charity thing? So I was going to talk that over with you guys and see if you want to allow minor league fan Jack to co-opt our silly thing for the greater good, or if we should tell them to go suck eggs.

But anyway, I just wanted to give you a heads up. That's why I haven't thrown the ball yet. It's because I just have to get through these minor setbacks so that I can throw the ball healthy, so that then I can have my three months to, if I need it, to get to 80 miles an hour. And then, then it's fucking, then I'm teeing off on the baseballs.

Boom, signature. Boom, signature. Boom, signature. Should we have a wall behind you for all of the strikes? With also some like different colored ink. So like a canvas? Yeah, it just says like loser stamped onto it.

So the ball hit that. I have complete sympathy for your situation, Jeff. I hope your back gets better soon. I hope it's not a long-term injury. I will say, though, and I just want to throw this out there, I feel like you coin-storied us again. I really feel like that you just did another version of the coin-storied, the sock thing.

I think you just did that twice. Well, I feel like the build-up was necessary because he did all this other stuff in the day that wasn't, you know, that was way more intensive than laundry picking. We learned a thing about him that had nothing ultimately to do with the point of his story. And it just, if anything, was like a fake tease. No, no, everything I told you,

everything I told you is germane to my ability to throw this ball. If I have a hernia, I got to get that fixed before I can throw the ball. If I don't have a hernia, then we're fine. That's unrelated to what's currently happening. You can't go through. It's a cascading series of events. Because it's something that we got to deal with between now and the ball. Because now that I know about the possibility of a groinal hernia,

I have to investigate it. It has to be dealt with before I can throw the ball because now that I know about the possibility of a groinal hernia I have to investigate it it has to be dealt with before I can throw the ball so I don't want to throw pardon the reference but I don't want to throw a curveball in the 11th hour when you're not expecting it and be like oh by the way I forgot to tell you because I don't

want to pile on because I didn't think it was necessary to the laundry story that I also have a hernia like three weeks from now or some shit. I want to give you all the information I have as I have it. Okay, so this is, you're saying there are no other possible issues. This is it. This is, you wanted

it all at one time. The hurdles are your back and you might have a hernia. The other potential issue, but I'm dealing with it and I won't let it be a problem, is I have seemed to have developed a pretty severe case of tennis elbow

from my tennis lessons, but I bought a compression sleeve, so I'm not even going to worry about it. I think, okay, there's no way you're throwing 80 regardless. I got this.

I got this. We just got to get through these minor health hiccups. So make sure that I'm in fucking fit as a fiddle. And then I'm going to start throwing the heat. You're going to be the first person to end up in a full body cast from throwing. That's what's going to happen. I don't think you should try. I think I have to.

I just have to do it in a way that's not going to snap my back in half. Oh. Wow. Okay, so we have no idea when your back will heal. Hopefully soon. Hope it's quick. I fucking hope so, dude, because I'm out of town next week to go ride roller coasters so i hope i can i hope i can do that also i can't record next

week but i assume everybody knew that okay anyway that was my mind that was my small update on where the ball is uh in progress still in progress never stopped being in progress i assumed in progress gonna be even longer with the injury. I still, I don't think, I don't think, I'm going to guess you throw 50 and I don't think you get above 65. And I assume that you're going to blame the ball. That's my ultimate guess for all this stuff. You're going to go through all the fucking medical exams. You're going through, it's like you're going to space the amount of training you're going through this.

And then you're just going to be like the balls off and then just deny we'll be delaying for the weather a few times absolutely if you two are going to be at the same place for it we're never going to get it done you guys got to do it independently this motherfucker he continues to be just an albatross around the neck of a good time. Let me tell you, fucking last night, we're watching Survivor. Everything's fine. Everything's going A-okay. We're like, I don't know,

four-fifths of the way through the show, and Gavin goes, eh, no power went out. Hulu seems to be working. Nothing got in the way of us watching the episode. And Meg looked at him and goes, you fucking asshole.

You just jinxed us. And he's like, ah, that's not blah, blah, blah, blah, British, that's not real. Whatever dumb shit he said. Not two minutes later in Tribal Council, fucking boom! In the middle of Tribal Council, fucking Hulu goes out. Comes back, goes

down again. Everyone was extremely mad at me, and I feel like I was only 40% to blame. God damn, dude. Why did you say that? I can't. I'm still sad.

I'm still disappointed about the outcome. I don't know if spoilers or not or whatever. I'm not going to say the person, but I feel like it was a devastating loss to the season. I think he's the person who is this best player. I truly like it was a devastating loss to the season. I think he's the best player. I truly believe it. I was so excited every week to hear a different take on broccoli and how he fumbles it.

But he was, he was my pick to win. I love how he's self-aware about that too. Yeah, that was great. I really, I really sucked at that. Yeah. I didn't like how i said it

i assumed that he would like go over to the guy and be all private about it i didn't expect him to just fucking declare on the mat i don't think that's a rule i don't think they have to do in that context because then he walked over it was like i just love that like i don't think you need to i think they do have to say it in front of everyone. Well, I don't. Okay. It's such a shame. Jeff's always like, all right. Weird.

Even though he knows exactly what's going on. Yeah, Jeff Brose is great at playing that shit straight. He's like, if you say so. Moving on. Anyway, that's the Survivor update of the week. Yeah, I will say, the one thing that was great about watching it last night was, you know, we all picked our characters and, you know, Gavin picked Brad and I picked Tiffany.

And last night was just an it was just watch. We both could tell one of us was going home and it was just watching two people just fucking just fall, fall through survivor. My pick had a big sway in the decision. We were all involved in some way. You two felt like one of you were going home. My pick was like, I gotta make this choice. Disappointed. Disappointed in my pick. Just hum and do some evil shit. That's what you do.

Vote the other way. Oh, if you want for the baseball portion of this non-baseball podcast, I will say Yankees-Red Sox, wildcard game the other night, there was so much Don Zimmer coverage. It was awesome. He showed up in a bunch of different vignettes. They showed

the Pedro fight. They had all kinds of Zimmer coverage. If you're a fan of the Zim, it was a good time to tune in. I'm so glad you mentioned that because I was watching that and they had a cut. They were doing history of the series between the teams and they just showed an image of Don Zimmer face in the grass when he fell. I was like, that's the least flattering image of all the images for that. You choose that to be the representation of him face first on impact.

And Pedro Martinez, who threw him, you know, the Pedro and the Don Pedro project that I'm working on. He is one of the color commentators for like the TBS like before the game coverage with Ernie

from inside the NBA on TNT. And he's very funny and very colorful. I'll say he's a funny dude. Wherever you're going, you better believe American express will be right there with you heading for adventure we'll help you breeze through security meeting friends a world away you can use your travel credit squeezing every drop out of the last day how about a 4 p.m late checkout just need a nice place to settle in? Enjoy your room upgrade.

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my front door just... Let me go see if my garlic thing showed up. I'll be right back. What do you mean your garlic? We should also cover the I'm not a blank guy list. Yeah. Well, I think we need to touch on garlic and then we can do that. Yeah, you want to do it that way, Ralph?

I think so because I've had my foot in garlic for an hour now. So I feel like we need to mention it. It was supposed to. You always just do stuff. Well, no, no, no, no. Let me hear. The science said you had to do it an hour before, that it didn't kick in until an hour into it. So you're the only one partaking in this experiment.

So I put it in. Why didn't you tell me when I was six minutes early? Well, I didn't know what getting ready meant. I didn't you tell me when I was six minutes early? Get the foot in now. Well, I didn't know what getting ready meant. I didn't know anyone else was doing garlic. I'm getting garlic. I'm making cheese and pickle sandwiches. I'm getting all this shit ready.

What do you mean? What? What are you talking about? We're halfway through. You're too late anyway. Are we garlicking? Well, did you hear that, Jeff? I've been garlicking.

No, what's up? Apparently, dipshit, the experiment only works if you've had your foot in garlic for an hour. So I was saying, why didn't he tell me that when I was six minutes early? I could have dunked the foot straight in. I've been sitting here next to a tray of garlic, I could have put my foot in it at any point in time. I think the second thing is you need to contain it as well. Like it's, it's, you need to wrap it. It's not just that your foot is in. I think it's a wrap. No, no, no, no.

I don't have to contain it. I dude, I, I saw your garlic. I have like minced liquid garlic. That's going to be, that's going to fucking, that's, it's going to seep into my pores. Hold on. Which, which, let me, I'll show you a post. I got, I've been wearing a garlic shoe for this entire podcast so far. Oh, this sucks.

I'm going out for a meal tonight. I'm going to be just tasting garlic based on the freaking stuff that was on my foot an hour ago. This is, this is my foot. I just got garlic shoe. So here. Andrew's foot is wrapped in, that is the most disgusting picture I've ever seen. I can, I can one up you, buddy.

Hold on a second. That's just gonna be full of sweat. There's no way that's... He sweat-locked his foot, and there's garlic in the bag. You're supposed to contain it, and it takes an hour, so I thought we'd bring it up at the beginning, and I'd say, when the garlic kicked in.

We're 30 minutes in. I'm starting to get some hints of garlic. I just got garlic and a knife, and I was just gonna spread some on. Well, your foot! I got a foot full of garlic and I ordered a steak, so I can see if I can flavor the steak in my mouth with the garlic. Yeah, I made a cheese and Branston sandwich, and I was gonna knife some garlic onto the bottom of my foot and see if I could taste it in the sandwich. Wait! You thought that you'd immediately taste garlic after you just spread it on your-

I don't know the rules! You're saying- What are you- What are you spreading? What type of spread? You got an aioli? What are you doing? What do you mean?

It's ch- It's a little ju- It's a- Oh, let me- Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh my god! I got my foot in garlic, and I got my steak right here. Oh, it looks like-

It looks like you're imprinting your foot. What is the thing? What is the dressing in that? That olive oil? What is that? No, it's just minced garlic. Oh. It's pure garlic, dude. Are you just gonna post a fucking photo of a

butter knife, Gavin? What are you gonna do? What was your setup? It makes no sense. I was just... Hold on. Let me post the picture. I was just gonna knife some of that one. Does that not count? I don't think that counts! Here's my steak.

Also, it was supposed to just be an unseasoned steak. There's no way that's not seasoned what are you doing i ordered it i ordered an unseasoned steak and the steakhouse canceled my order two minutes before the podcast started so i had to order something from outback steakhouse what is that you're telling me that steak isn't seasoned look at that steak all right it's going on the foot pepper all over the plate what are you doing it's not seasoned Alright, it's going on the foot. Pepper all over the plate. What are you doing? It's not seasoning garlic, it's seasoning pepper.

There's some oil in this. Oh, I got broccoli. Where on the foot is the prime area? It's the heel, I believe. Oh my god, I put it everywhere except my heel. What are you doing? The heel, you're not giving me any information! You're just- your instructions are, have it on your heel an hour ago.

Yeah, you're fucking salad- you're making a salad out of this, dude. What do you mean I'm making- I'm the only one who did it right! I didn't know there were other people who were gonna do it! Because you fucking safeguarded the information and didn't let us have it! Well, I didn't know you were gonna use it, first of all, from the things I've said, this is just incorrect! If anything, you should be happy, Geoff! You're eating a fucking steak! That looks delicious!

You've won! Yeah, it's good, but I can't taste the garlic. It looks like I've stepped in cat vomit. What are you doing, Gavin?! What? Why would you do that?! Let's see your foot. No, I don't wanna see it!

No, it's too gross! No! I don't want to see it! No, it's too gross! No! I don't want to make foot content! I'm out! It's on there. It's on there. Trust me. Oh, Jesus Christ. How much did you put on? Should we not release these photos? Is that too gross?

No, you can release... If you want to make foot stuff, then go for it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just really narrowing in the specific gross. No, you can really... If you want to make foot stuff, then go for it. Just really narrowing in the specific category of foot on garlic. Finally. I just love that it says fart hard in that picture. It's a great photo. Have you

rolled your ankle? It looks swollen. It's just the angle. Oh, okay. It always looks weird if I take them at the wrong angle. Alright, so so far, I can smell a lot of garlic. Well, you just opened it. Of course he can. Like, I don't know. I can't taste this garlic yet. Yeah, I'm gonna take a bite

of this sandwich. I think it takes an hour. I think it takes an hour to kick in. Tasting garlic with feet. Tastes like cheese and pickle. So I'll just leave my foot in the thing. Well, Andrew, you've had your foot in garlic for a full hour. How does it taste? I'm not getting a lot of taste yet.

I'm getting some through the nose. Like, I feel like I can smell it, like, deep, deep in the nose. But it's not in the mouth yet. Do you think maybe that's all it is? I mean, we'll find out. I'm in a position if I'm going to taste it, I'm going to taste like we will find out definitively.

I got some bread. I was going to have garlic toast or garlic bread. There's no garlic on the bread. Just foot garlic. I will say the cheese and bread sandwich with gentle wafts of garlic is pretty nice. I'm not sure I'm tasting it.

What's your food that you're eating? I'm eating bread. I was going to do garlic bread. Yeah, garlic bread was the idea. Are you a garlic bread guy? I'm a huge garlic bread guy. Love garlic bread. Get some cheese on there, melt it.

It's a great food. I think it might be the best bread. I'd go as far as saying garlic bread is the best bread. Oh, I don't know. I'd have to think about that for a while but it is very very good I'm I'm recently a two things guy I know we're gonna do a whole segment about your things but I just discovered I am a I was talking about Gavin last night I want to get into this in a big way with face I'm a koozie guy now I'm falling hard for koozies and And oh my God, are you guys aware of pastrami? I was like an idea. Phenomenal.

I am a fucking pastrami guy through and through. I have discovered over the course of the last like three weeks, I cannot get enough pastrami in me. It is so good. Okay. I'd never eaten pastrami before.

How do you never? Pastrami? Yeah, it's not a big thing in the South in America. Yeah. Oh, that's my bad. I should have said the hour. That's on me. It's my fault. It's slipping off.

I've got to have my foot face up. What are you doing? You don't have a thing to put your foot into? Well, I don't have a tray. I was just going to spread it on, hoping it'd be like butter. What are you fucking doing? don't have a thing to put your foot into? Well, I don't have a tray. I was just gonna spread it on, hoping it'd be like butter. What are you fucking doing? It's more the consistency of cat sick. So it's sort of, if I don't keep my foot upright, it's just

gonna slough off onto the carpet. I just, the decisions, it's my fault about the hour. I don't know what you're doing with your game plan. The fact you don't have a tray, that's a clear cookie sheet situation. My foot's nestled safely in a cookie sheet it's fucking great so it says strong it says the try it for yourself cut a

piece of fresh garlic in half then in a separate room that doesn't smell like garlic take off your shoes and socks and place your feet into a plastic bag with the piece of garlic after an hour you'll be able to both taste and smell the car neither of you are doing any of it right you've missed on every level it's not contained it's not fresh garlic you don't have a time you do not have the time to taste the garlic but i feel like you have to stick with what you're doing until you get that hour to find out if there is any effect. In a separate room that doesn't smell like garlic. How is that important? Does it mean you should stay in that room?

Well, no, no. It's just, you know, garlic gives a lot of odor. So you don't want to be, you like want to establish this isn't from cutting up the garlic in this space. You're smelling that you're in a garlic-free zone outside of what's on your foot. Oh, can I give you guys a little bit of good, oh, there's good veggies. Can I give you guys a little bit of good face news? Yes. The most recent episode of

face to be in the report, I don't know if it's this Wednesday's episode, no, it'd be last week's episode. So that was 70 or 71, I think it was the probably the Spicy Icy episode. Last week's episode was 70, which was the mid-episode retraction

and retrain an anus. Okay, that one. That is the, on track to be the highest viewed episode or listened to episode of all time. Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah. It's doing really well.

Thank you to everybody who's listening and sharing it. For real. Thank you so much to everybody who's listening and sharing it. For real. Thank you so much to everybody who's listening. And some of you appear to be listening twice or even three times like you two or three times more. And if you told somebody about it, super appreciate that, too. It's nice to know that people are listening.

I really appreciate the people who are actually telling because it's a gamble. It's a gamble saying, hey, listen to this podcast. Give up your time for this shit. I feel like that's a gamble it's a gamble saying hey listen to this podcast give up your time for this shit i i feel like that's a special bond if you if you know someone you would share this podcast with i think that's great for your friendship listen you need to hear me out but they put a bunch of garlic on their feet but they did it wrong and that's why it's funny god damn dude the thing i don't even know if i did it right to be completely honest we're gonna we're just gonna be sharing things here i don't know if i did it right i don't think i cut into every piece i've got five pieces of garlic in the bag i cut two

and a half i guess three of them i think that's a three cut i think it's enough i think if i'm gonna get it i'm gonna get it at that point. All I know is that I don't want to be anywhere near that when you open the bag. That's the problem. Here's the thing. I'm scared to do it. I don't know when I'm going to take this bag off. It might just be here for a while.

Just shove that bag. Just take your foot with that bag and shove it in the fire extinguisher bag. Make it like a Matryoshka doll of a dumb shit you've done on this podcast yeah take it out of that bag dunk it straight in the fire extinguisher dust and it will uh dampen the smell realistically i don't know why i'd have to take the bag off like what would be the thing that forces me to do it i think i could live my life with this footbag for a while if i were a fool it would I don't want to I don't want to

I'm just saying I think I could you could and here I'm gonna I'm gonna go through something this reminds me of a piece of golden amazing brilliant early internet uh do you guys remember the spark.com no uh I think it's like a it's like a it's like a cliff notes kind of thing and then I think it eventually turned into a dating site um but before that they did like it was like a it's like a it's like a cliff notes kind of thing and then i think it eventually turned into a dating site um but before that they did like it was like a internet well they called them e-insights everything nothing site but it was like a blog like entertainment back in the day and there was a guy on there named christian who would do all these experiments he did this one called the date my sister project he did a bunch of different stuff but he did one called there was one called the stinky meat project where somebody took a whole bunch of different stuff, but he did one called, there was one called the Stinky Meat Project, where somebody took a whole bunch of barbecue, and they put it on a plate, and then they hid it in their neighbor's backyard.

And then they just would sneak over once a day and document it as it was deteriorating and seeing how long it would take his neighbors to let us smell. So he did one that was like a response to that called the Stinky Feet Project, where he went, I think he's from Boston. that called the stinky feet project where he went i think he's from boston he went into a public like a ymca shower barefoot with one foot and he walked around the shower uh and bathroom barefoot and then he stuck his foot in a plastic bag for 30 days and didn't take it out oh it was called the stinky feet project to see like what would happen to him and he documented it hilariously the whole way and uh he ended up with like you know all manner of issues with his foot but jesus christ was that even permanent i don't know i don't know that was so this was like pre-rooster teeth this was early 2000s uh probably

2001 2002 but uh if you could probably find it online it was a very funny you know it was back then it was all like pictures and and and words that was pre-video so very funny i feel like as long as i hop on one leg i could commit crimes right now and i'd be good i wouldn't get caught except you would leave a trail of garlic smell all the way back i'm like a villain i'm like a batman villain the garlic bandit yeah yep i think I smell garlic right now. I think it's coming. I think it's kicking in. I can really,

I got some garlic in the air. That's probably because there's garlic. Have you achieved a full hour? Yeah. No, I've, I put this on 74 minutes ago, so I'm getting,

I feel like I'm getting, I feel like it's kicking in. I feel like I'm getting some strong, strong garden, garden, garlic. I can't even say it. Strong garlic odors right now. Yeah, but that's because there's actually garlic in your foot. No, but it's in my nose, right?

Like it's, it's deep. Listen, you wouldn't understand. You didn't do this experiment right. But it is, it's in my core. Have you wrapped the bag enough to the point where you know no garlic is leaking out? I taped the fuck out of the top of that bag. I did like 12 loops with tape. It's taped to your leg there.

Oh, it's going to be a problem when I take off this bag. That's not going to be fun. Do you know, I think I know the next face uniform project we could make. Garlic bags? Garlic patches. Garlic patches for your feet yeah almost like i like those like icy hot patches you put on your back but they'd imbue the power of garlic into your foot so that you could be like hey my you know my girlfriend doesn't like

when i eat garlic because it gives me a stinky mouth but i like to eat garlic with my dinner so like an hour before you go to your restaurant slap on a garlic patch on the heel of your foot, put your sock and your shoe on like normal, go eat your steak and your mashed potatoes. You'll be tasting garlic all goddamn day long. But when you get a kisser at the end of the night, you won't have garlic breath. Would it be like a massive nicotine patch?

Like with like a big bandaid with a garlic lump in the middle? It could be. Yeah, we'll call it flavor foot. It's going to revolutionize the world. Could it just be socks, Jeff? Could we sell... Would it be a garlic sock product, maybe? Not more socks.

It looks like a normal sock, but you slip it over. Two left garlic socks. I was asking... I had a merch meeting yesterday, and I was asking the merch guys if we could sell, like, a face-branded balm and icy hot for all of my injuries what they said no yeah i feel like that's a tough one yeah also all of your

relation to tiger balm on this show has been shoving it in your asshole i don't feel like that's a thing you then want to sell like as well i wanted to get like the patch for my back okay going through them that's fair you're fucking back you're gonna ride roller coasters next week i'm definitely gonna see them i don't know if i'll ride them you just made my week jeff all of next week i'll be thinking about you and your shitty back walking around i'm not gonna be i don't know how much walking I'll be doing either, man. You're gonna experience zero amusement at this amusement park. It's gonna

be fantastic. Gonna make me very happy. Jack made a joke today that he would just push me around in a wheelchair so I can't get out of it. And that actually seems like a solution to me. So I'm open to that if I have to. It's like the idea of some fan seeing that and taking a picture. Just's like the idea of some fan seeing that

and taking a picture. Look at where Achievement Hunter's ended up. Oh, this garlic. I'm getting a lot of garlic. I'm tasting it. It's working. The science is working. You're tasting it just in your mouth? I'm tasting it in my mouth right now. This is fucking crazy. I didn't expect this to work. Are you still garlicking Gavin?

No, I was, my leg was going numb and I wasn't like an hour in so I just scraped the garlic off. Well for the record, I had a feeling you were gonna bitch out, but for the record I am still garlicking so I gotta be going on 30 minutes at this point I should be getting I mean you're missing key steps but I need to try I need to have some bread give me a minute let me get this bread let me open this up see if this is some garlic bread well it should be toast really shouldn't it for the full effect well is it? No, there's not. You can have garlic bread without it being toasted. What do you think is more iconic?

Garlic bread or garlic mashed potatoes? Oh, garlic bread. Yeah, I guess so. By a lot. Garlic mashed potatoes are great. That reminds me. We need to, I feel like we need to get into this list because there's some things.

Yeah, let's get into the list. There's some things that we need to address with this. So an amazing comment lever has compiled a list of all of the I'm not or I am a blank guy moments from Andrew. And it is an insane thing to read in a row. Should I just read down the list and then we can get into the like, do you remember what they are? Do you want to do that or do you want to go one by one and then like address yeah let's go one by one and i can address them as they appear okay it's definitely what i'm immediately noticing is it's definitely ramped up as face has gone on towards the beginning there's like a seven episode gap where you never said it. There's a nine episode gap after that.

All right. Episode one. It just says, unsure if he's a Dan Bilzerian guy. Definitely not a Dan Bilzerian guy. That is, that has been an update. Episode eight. Not a pickle guy.

Still true. Not a good medical person. I don't know what that, I'm going to assume it's like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that... I'm going to assume it's like... I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is, but I think it's probably true. I'd say that's still true. Do you want to move on from that one?

Is that the best you can do? I'm going to guess that that's probably related to going to get checked out when my ankle's fucked up or something like that. I'm going to assume it's that. Episode 19. Not an egg guy. Still not an egg guy. Still haven't tried it.

Classic. Classic. Classic moment. Not a big chocolate fan. See, that is, I want to clarify that. That's an important clarification. It's not that I dislike chocolate. I would say I'm not a chocolate guy.

I think that's true. I prefer like salt. But, you okay, Jeff? You getting some garlic? I prefer like salt, but you okay, Jeff? You getting some garlic? I feel like you may have moved his foot and the wind is taking the garlic. No, no. I haven't moved my foot at all.

But I'm telling you, I'm sitting in garlic juice. I think it's a good one. Dude, my nose all at once just started tickling in the back and like burning like I had wasabi or something. And I definitely can smell garlic in a way I couldn't before. A deep a deep garlic smell. Oh, it's uncomfortable. Sorry, sorry. Continue.

I think my favorite thing about this list is that for episode one, you were unsure if you were a Danville's Dairy Guy. I didn't know. I don't think he knew who he was. I didn't really know who he was. Yeah. I've learned since. Not a Dan Bilzerian guy at all.

Episode 21, not a frozen fruit guy. This is, I need to talk about this. This has been a big recent change in my life. I am now, put it on record, I'm now a big frozen fruit guy. Whoa! Big frozen fruit guy. So episode 21 now a big frozen fruit guy whoa frozen fruit guy episode 21 not a frozen fruit guy episode 73 a frozen fruit guy yep no it's on the on the books i would almost go as far as saying i recently have gotten into some frozen raspberries like store-bought frozen in

a bag raspberries game changer might be my favorite way to eat raspberries at this point throw them in some water use them as ice. Just eat them out of the bag. They're delicious. You better, like, blend them up on you in a smoothie. Oh, yeah, I'm sure you could do that, too. I haven't gone that far yet. I've just, I've used them as, like... You can snack it on ice cubes of raspberries. Yeah, they're great. Try it. It's fucking delicious.

Highly recommend. Are you an ice eater? Because a lot of people just, like, chew and crunch on ice cubes. No, but that's another thing. I was also, I hated ice. I've become an ice guy. I'm not going to chew on them.

I'm not a big chewing ice guy, but I'm putting them in some drinks recently. OutKast was right. There is something cooler than cool, and it's ice cold, and it's fucking great. Put some ice in that drink. You're going to have a great time. I used to just think, oh, it's in the fridge. It fucking great. Put some ice in that drink and you're gonna have a great time. I used to just think, oh, it's in the fridge, it's cool, I'm good enough. No, you get some ice cubes in there, it is delicious. Big ice guy. You're adding to the list faster

than I can read it. Not a big syrup guy. That's true. In the same episode, not a pants guy. I don't even own a pair of pants. So yeah, still remains true. Do not own, not, I hate pants. Not a caffeine person?

Yeah, it's not a judgment. I just don't drink coffee. I'm not a big energy drink consumer. I just don't have a lot of caffeine, but nothing against it. Are you still, are you still using your Keurig to make other shit? I haven't used it in a while to make anything but hot chocolate. I'm still in some hot chocolate rotation with it, but I haven't used it for ramen recently. Gotcha.

No cooking recipes. Episode 29. Would love to be a hat guy. I would absolutely love to be a hat guy. It's just my head's too big. Can't do it. In the same episode, not a big party guy. That's absolutely true. That might have been the one where you sat in the same episode not a big party guy okay that's absolutely true the one where you

sat in the chair yeah probably it was within the context of that i'd assume episode 30 not a mayo guy not a soup guy not a heating guy so we need to we need to tackle these one at a time. I am still not a mayo guy, but holy shit, am I an aioli guy. I fucking love an aioli. You give me a roasted garlic aioli. I know it's just mayo, but if you have a different word, you fancy it up and call it an aioli,

I'm all on board. Give me endless aioli, but I hate mayo. So you like flavored mayo is what you're saying. I'm a fan of flavored mayo, and I'm okay with mayo as long as I know it's not there. It needs to be a sneaky mayo. So do you think one step up from the condiment challenge would be the aioli challenge? I don't want us to touch condiments ever in the future. I'm scared.

It'll be the end of this podcast. You also can't do better than a garlic aioli, so there's no point. There's no evolution on it. Last night at Survivor, Meg brought up the condiment thing, and I was just like, nope. Touchy subject. Don't do it. Still not a soup guy.

Absolutely hate heating. Not a fan of it in any way. Not a fan. What does that mean, heating? Like radiators or like central air? Yeah, like if I want my place to be as cool as it possibly can be, I don't like it when it's hot outside. I much prefer cold over hot.

But what if you're too cold? I'm never too cold. It doesn't happen. It's never an issue. Okay. Still not a soup guy. Interesting. Because there are some good soups out there.

There are some great soups. I could see myself eventually becoming a soup guy, but I just haven't experienced it. What's your favorite soup, Gavin? Yeah, I feel like mine was an acquired taste. My favorite soup is probably my least favorite soup when I was growing up. Tomato and basil.

That's a good soup. I feel like you have to be a grown-up to really enjoy it. Yeah, I remember as a kid just being like, ugh, I didn't like the smell of it. Episode 32. Oh oh this one like the way he's he's made sure not to just blindly put them in he's clarified asked if he's not much of a bat guy by jeff i feel like that one doesn't really count yeah i was gonna say i would say at that time not a bat bat guy. At this point, I own like four bats. So I think I'm definitively a bat guy at this point. I have to be.

Episode 33, the return of not a pants guy. The second mentioning. I need it to be known. That's how much I dislike pants. It needs multiple sayings. I am not, do not accuse me of being a pants guy. It's not true. There was then a seven episode gap when you stated, I'm not a socks guy.

Still true. Not a socks guy. Don't like him. It's like a prison on your feet. I don't like him. I like my feet to breathe. Coming from the guy with a bag of garlic straps.

This is my commitment to the show. This isn't a thing I do. Episode 41. Not the sound guy. I don't know what that means. Maybe we were dealing with... Oh, that was in the intro, so we're probably dealing with your tech problems, I assume.

Oh, that makes sense. You also said, not a social media guy, coming from the guy who's been on social media for over a decade, I think. I don't know what that... What does that mean? What do you mean?

You said you're not a social media guy. Yeah, but what does the... For a decade thing, what does that mean? Are you saying that I am? Well, it doesn't matter when I got it. I barely use it. I look at tweets. I'm not posting a lot. Almost everything I post is related to the show. I think I've had

a Twitter account for 13 years and I've less than, I'd say, 700 tweets. Pretty low. I'd say you're a social media guy. No, I bet you 300 of those are show related uh okay well possibly episode 44 a mere four episodes after not a socks guy andrew declares he is not a socks guy once again twice in the same episode even. Andrew feels so strongly about

restrictive clothing. I'm not a fan of it. That's three mentions of not a socks. Once in 40 and twice in 44. Episode 45. Don't understand this one at all. Not a fine ideas guy. This is what I think it is. I've thought about this and I agree with this statement.

So I'm a big fan of either terrible ideas or great ideas. I don't like a decent idea. A middle idea isn't that exciting. It's fine. That plan is a fine plan. I either want it to be a horrible plan or a great plan.

I'm not a big fine ideas guy. Fine? You think that's all that means? Is that right? I think so. I haven't checked, but I'm assuming that's fine ideas guy. Fine? You think that's all that means? Is that right? I think so. I haven't checked, but I'm assuming that's the context. Episode 46, not a hand towel guy. I never use them. Don't need them. Unneeded.

Are you more of a Dyson Airblade or an accelerator guy, like a blower guy? Or are you talking like in the bathroom at home, you just sort of shake your hands dry? Oh, you're shaking the hands, and yeah, if we're talking a food situation, I'm not even a napkin guy. Don't need it. I'm careful with what I do.

I'm precise. I don't need any napkins. He's not a napkin guy. I'm not a napkin guy. He's precise. I'm careful with what I do. I am. I make sure the sauce-to-food ratio is fine. He's precise. I'm careful with what I do. I am. I make sure the sauce to food ratio is fine.

It's not going to spill. If it does, then I just have to live with it. That's life. You have consequences for your actions. When you stepped in a sushi container, I assume there was some residue in it. How did you get that off? No, I don't think there was.

I think it was just like a top. It was the top. It was the cover part. I don't think there was anything there. And just like a top it was the top it was the cover part i don't think there was anything there and if i did i would have stepped in it i'm probably just having a shower at that point if it's washing it away you would say a paper towel is the tool of the imprecise then uh well a paper towel feel like, has other uses than just culinary. That's the thing you could wipe down all sorts of things with. So, yeah, I wouldn't say that, I don't think.

Episode 47, not a butt doctor. Still true. Yeah, still factually correct. Episode... Do you think that's the one where I declared that... Declayed? Declayed. Yeah. Tell me about how cars are barking at you again.

Declayed. What? Was that the one where I said I didn't have an anal fissure you think? And then I doubled backwards that. Yeah I think that was the anal trenches era. Probably. Yeah. Episode 49. This is a hell of a one. Not a big phone person

not a hot not a cold or hot what's it say not a big phone person not a cold or room temperature cheese guy not a big ham person all true I don't use my phone all that often

I'm not big on apps on the phone. I can't stay... If you're going to have cheese on something, it better be melted. There's nothing more disappointing to me than something with a bunch of cheese. And then not a big ham person. Once again, sort of like the mayo, I'm not going to order it. If it's there, I'm fine with it. Episode 51.

Not a cold guy. So that is in with your um this is the thing i need yeah i love the cold i'm a big fan of the cold i don't know what this would be in reference to well i i feel like i feel like it's similar to what you just said where you say you don't get cold you're not a cold guy oh that could be it you may decipher it i do not get cold guy. Oh, that could be it. You may decipher it. That could be it. I do not get cold. Yeah. No, I think that might be right, Gavin. That's a good call by you. That was my prediction.

Anyway, we'll have to verify these, obviously. Episode 52, not an arts and crafts guy. I think my basket shows otherwise. I think I've changed that. I think it's clearly, I clearly am at this point. Episode 53, not a big mashed potato person. See, this is the other thing. I am the biggest potato guy

maybe in Canada. I'm a big potato guy. I love a mashed potato. That is a bold statement. You're the biggest potato guy in Canada. I think so. I love a potato. I'll take a potato any meal. You don't like it mashed? Is that what you think? No, I love mashed potatoes. I don't know what this is about I feel like this may have been and I'm just gonna

I'm gonna make a prediction here That's when I I was trying to make hash browns and they turned into mashed potatoes And I didn't know how to then make mash, but I don't really know how to make mashed potatoes But I'll eat the fuck out of some mashed potatoes. I love a good mash so it's more of a I'm not a big mashed potatoes Preparation person yeah, I'm not a big mashed potatoes preparation person yeah i'm not a big mashed potato recipe guy is probably actually how that should read i would assume because i am a huge mashed potato guy episode 56 not a can guy also true respect the can i just don't drink many things out of a can not a can guy a six episode break. And then episode 62, not a pasta guy.

Once again, true. Nothing against it. I just not my rotation to foods all that often. That's still true. Fair play. So I remember this one. Episode 63, not a measuring guy. I mean, I think Dinklage just says it all.

We all have. This is not a thing I'm good at. I feel like a really talented artist, comment lever or rooster teeth artist could make like a campaign style poster of Andrew, like vote for Andrew running for biggest potato guy in Canada. And then it could have all the,

vote for Andrew, he's A, and then all of the things you are, and he's also not A. This could be all of the attributes of your platforms it could just be a bunch of things with a little checkbox and it's either x'd out or it's got a check through yeah i'm sorry there's an x3 heating but a tick tick and i want one where i've reversed position like the frozen fruit like it's an accident like it's a double it's like scribbled out yeah that'd be an awesome poster oh man episode 65 not a big bike guy specifically big bikes apparently i'm not a big bike guy specifically big bikes apparently I'm not a big bike guy I love a little

bike but not a big bike which leads us directly into episode 66 not a big rules guy so I this is a real moral dilemma for me because I think I think that's true but as I've also said I'm a big recipe guy I will follow that recipe

to a tee I will obey the laws of a recipe but general rules it's a little sometimes they're dumb sometimes there's some dumb rules an episode 68 not a not guy yeah no that's very true so like tying knots i think i've we talked about this before i had boat safety grade five i was like i'm gonna ace this fucking boat safety course i'm gonna do amazing at it there's a whole section on knots and i gave up that's the end of my pursuit of a perfect score can't do it so shout out to uh what's this username evie lincoln evil lincoln evie lincoln was it i think you nailed it one of the two there's no way it's not

one of the two things you said I'm glad you took the shot at it Gavin because I didn't know how to read it either I appreciate you making the attempt yeah it's like a both words use the L it looks like yeah dude Evie Evie evil evil Lincoln uh thank you that might have been the funniest segment

in the history of this podcast we got some new stuff out of it too oh my god yeah we got new segments honestly it makes you sound like a complete psychopath it does reading that back to back over the course of over a year

look at all this guy's rules trying to make a mental picture of of that person in your head while you're listening to it yeah oh my god i'd love to see that in a flow chart oh there's also like an additional section of stuff that you were unsure about. But I don't know if you want to get into that one. I don't know. Maybe we do that next time. There's not many of them.

Yeah. Oh. That was good. I got tears in my eyes. It's just so funny. There's a big list for some reason. It's weird to think about that. Like in the future, if I go back and listen to this episode I'll just know that I had

a bag of garlic taped to my feet the entire time I gotta be honest I still don't taste garlic I thought I smelled it for a bit there when my nose got tickly I have a mild taste it's not as powerful as I want but it's definitely i smell it like it's deep in the nose i feel it there not much of a taste though i don't think that this could replace applying garlic to your

food directly is what i declare from from this experiment well maybe see that's we we can that's the nice thing about the garlic patch right or the Or the foot flavor, the flavor foot, is we can increase the amount of garlic, like the concentration of garlic or whatever that molecule is. And so that we can really just like, it's like when you take a vitamin B pill and it gives you like 1,200% the daily recommended allotment. We can just like fucking just like cram like a way too dangerous amount of garlic into your body

so that you really get a sense of it. Should I try to take this bag off as we end the show? I'm assuming we're at the end. Oh yeah.

In the episode? Yeah. Should I try to take it off right now? I'm definitely going to clean my foot off. Ugh. What was that?

This is not easy. Oh, it smells so garlicky. Okay. I don't know what you were expecting. Ah! Ah! Fuck! This can't be that.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! There you go! He just gassed himself out.

I get it. Gavin, I just had a great idea for a prank. Ah! Do you know how, do you know how when you're a kid and you have sleepovers and you'll like put somebody's hand in warm water to make them pee the bed we should start garlic bagging people's feet and then see if they wake up from garlic's taste in their mouth. Oh, like garlic masks for the foot. I got hiccups. Oh, man, that was disgusting.

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