Regulation Podcast - The Last Episode of F**kface // Firing Squad [206]

Episode Date: May 8, 2024

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about restarting the podcast every 205 episodes, Andrew reveals his long running easter egg, reminiscing on the last 4 years of F**kface, getting waxed again, boss review...s, Gavin’s scandalous photo, foods we’ve eaten most in our lives, the hot dog registry, nerd smarts, the next TikTok sport, Andrew emoting in Sea of Thieves, Gavin searching for the word, thanking our editor Kelly, thanking our loyal fans, and talking about the future of F**kface. Follow us to stay up to date on our next steps Geoff: instagram.com/geofflramsey x.com/GeoffLRamsey Gavin: instagram.com/gavinfree x.com/GavinFree Andrew: x.com/andrewpanton Eric: instagram.com/ericbaudour x.com/ericbaudour Nick: instagram.com/schwartzanicker x.com/schwartzanicker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode, the final episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Gracie, Nick, and Eric as well. This is episode 206. This will go, and Eric as well. This is episode 206. This will go down in history as our 205th episode. How's everybody doing? You know what?
Starting point is 00:00:33 I'm glad that you brought that up. Sorry, Gavin. Go ahead. You say your thing because I think you're going to say good. I said pretty and then now I'm going to say good. Thanks for asking. You're welcome. Glad you're pretty good, man. Well, you didn't know. I was worried about you.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Jeff, listen. I was just trying to get credit for a thing I didn't do. I don't know why you had to call me out like that. It was very rude of you. I got some stuff, I guess, to unpack. This is the end. I gave some of it last episode. I've had, this has been i mean obviously difficult time for all of us for a variety of reasons i maybe have uniquely suffered
Starting point is 00:01:13 in a way that i have not shared with anyone here do you guys remember uh episode 196 remember that a long time ago we're gonna do that whole that whole thing. Do you remember how I got a Herman Miller chair as part of going to do things for it? I planned on sitting in my Herman Miller for the first time during 196
Starting point is 00:01:38 because we had this whole thing planned and while you were all uncomfortable I would be very comfortable but then 196 got canceled and then the company died so i am still using my shitty chair and have yet to touch my herman miller which i have which i've had for months now that's if it's still in the box it's ridiculous No, it's just loose in the other room and I haven't been using it.
Starting point is 00:02:10 And it is... Oh, my bad. I hate this shit stool. Can you change it right now? Can you go over and change it? No, because it doesn't make sense because we're close. This is the last one.
Starting point is 00:02:23 He's right. Yeah, so be comfortable for the end. No, I'll be comfortable on the new thing. Are we going to start Herman Miller on the new one? Yeah, I think so. I think I might. Should we try to release episode 196 in the new
Starting point is 00:02:38 thing then? Yes. Absolutely. Okay. So let's prioritize that so that Andrew can sit in his chair sooner than later then it will have the opposite problem would it be like welcome to episode 12 the 11th podcast of our welcome to episode 12 our 13th podcast yeah yeah that's fine i think it's very us feels 100 us or we just slot it in after episode 195 that could also that's also great that's also great i uh well that and that that actually that that should be reassuring to the audience because
Starting point is 00:03:12 that's us telling the audience listen we plan on this one going at least 195 episodes that would be the goal yeah should we start a new podcast every 206, aka 205 episodes? No. No. I fucking quit. I feel it's also, I gave a little bit of a clue last episode. I'm ready to reveal my long-awaited Easter egg. Eight months.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Jeff, you made fun of me saying it was nine months ago. I added some months to that. I wanted to increase the search rate clever boy this is eight months old it has been discovered how many plays does it have eight times by people that I guess just didn't know what it is
Starting point is 00:03:58 the day we recorded our potato facts episode there was a time I think we're making fun of you jeff for having a million other podcasts yeah um there's something about that and i think eric said what's the name of your podcast to me and i said that it would be called the first permanent potato patches on u.s soil were established in 1719 here in london new hampshire i read the fact again uh people assume that was a joke i later that day made a podcast episode called that and uploaded it to uh oh that's the wrong i'm on the wrong computer yep that was hey going out the way i started with the wrong
Starting point is 00:04:38 links i got i'm using two computers i made i so that fact was taken from a giant list of facts about potatoes and i recorded myself reading that list and giving just general potato musings it's been around for eight months waiting to be found so you get a little uh bonus potato podcast on your way out for the people to enjoy 15 minutes long i thought about making several, but I just thought one's enough. And I waited, hoping that someone would look into it because I do say my podcast is and then gave the name,
Starting point is 00:05:13 but it was never discovered. The first... This is the description. We're establishing 9-foot-nil in Derry, you have shared by Scottish Irish immigrants. Please subscribe. I don't think I got any subscribers, unfortunately. But I've just been sitting on that for a while, waiting. That's fucking brilliant.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Absolutely brilliant. Hopefully people like it. Hopefully people enjoy their potato facts have you had any interest from uh advertisers uh no no i haven't of the it turns out of the eight people that have listened to it none of them were interested or were advertisers how did eight people find this i don't know but i mean it's been eight months been out for eight months at this point so one a month it gets, I guess the average. Are you sure that's not just you checking on it once a month?
Starting point is 00:06:09 No, because I, I, I made that announcement that I still had this, like that I had an Easter egg in the wild and I hadn't thought about it for five months at that point. And I had to, so I wasn't checking. I've checked on it probably three times. So that is that I'm trying to think do I have anything else I told the Gavin Slack thing did the store um I think that's it do you guys have anything I do I want to like I have some like uh cleaning house uh type things uh
Starting point is 00:06:39 I have two things one I've just I was I've been trying to be reflective of the last couple years i mean it's it's weird right because we're continuing we're gonna yeah continue doing like we're just gonna get together next thursday and record the next podcast it'll just be called something different so really nothing is gonna change other than some branding but it still is like the end of a thing and i've wanted to um certainly like the end of an era maybe like this is the first tome of because we've already gone through all the chapters and fucking
Starting point is 00:07:11 all that nonsense and I was I was thinking about like moments that stood out to me and just like crazy coincidences or things that just made me feel like made me feel like the universe was telling me that we were doing something that i should continue to invest everything into like there's something special or that it mattered
Starting point is 00:07:31 or that i should pay attention because what we were doing was was honestly something important at least to me and we've talked about this a lot in the past um you know especially for like the first two years doing this podcast kept me sane. It was my therapy. And I think it was for y'all as well. Absolutely. Because we were all navigating a lot of different challenges in our lives, some pandemic related, but also a lot that had nothing to do with it. And so it's been an important foundation in who I am now. And it's, it's, it is also like helped my friendship with Eric and Nick grow and,
Starting point is 00:08:15 and, and, and brought Gracie into all of our lives. And, uh, it is only strengthened the triangle that is Gavin, Jeff and Andrew in the most unexpected and wonderful ways. And so I was trying to think back of just like one or two moments that just really stood out to me. And the one that really, that really comes to mind, and it's not a crazy moment, but when Emily and I went to Surprise Y'all and we went to Key West, like in the July 4th weekend, we went and showed up on the camera and everybody noticed us in three seconds and it was awesome and gratifying. And it was wild because, you know, we were, Sloppy Joe's Bingo already existed on that. But when we turned the corner
Starting point is 00:08:49 and saw the hot dog man selling hot dogs and he was also selling merchandise that said hey f*** face. Like he was selling the t-shirts that say hey f*** face and he was selling the apron that says hey face and it
Starting point is 00:09:06 had nothing to do with us it looked like a north face logo that was like rebranded it was like his kitsch that he was doing alongside of alongside of hot dogs and i was just standing there thinking out of all the places on the planet earth for a man to sell hot dogs and hey face merchandise it's around the corner from the place that I didn't know existed four months ago that my fiance at the time, wife now, and I decided on a whim to fly across America to go visit in person just to stand under a camera
Starting point is 00:09:38 to hopefully entertain some members of our podcast community. And I get to turn the corner and right there is the universe saying, hey, face. This is something I felt. It felt like such a moment in my life where I thought we're we can't ever stop this, what we're doing. This is the universe like gently telling me constantly in little ways, hey, you're on the right path. Keep doing it, which is why we're not going to fucking stop doing face.
Starting point is 00:10:05 We're going to call it something else, but what we're doing is never going to stop. And I just wondered if you guys have, I've been trying to vamp this a little bit to give you guys time
Starting point is 00:10:15 to think if anything like that pops up. I do love that, though, that just being told by the universe that all your energy is going in the right direction. 100%. Yeah. And I really felt it in that moment.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah. I don't know. It's, I had a different, where obviously I had so much fun. I was so worried about screwing up the show when we started that I, it was this weird section. I remember of like, probably, I don't know when it stopped being stressful to make, but it did happen. It was probably like one 40 ish, I would assume. But I just remember when us starting, like I'd have so much fun as soon as we were done, but just thinking like, I can't wait for me to do a hundred of these. So it isn't, it doesn't feel like a thing. And then getting to that point of, it's just been the most ridiculous playground in the best way of, um, as you said,
Starting point is 00:11:10 like difficult years, but just knowing that there was this space that, um, we would get to make each other laugh. Invaluable. So appreciated. I don't have, but I didn't,
Starting point is 00:11:24 I never turned a corner and saw a hot dog man and said hey face on it i wish i had something so obnoxiously on the nose but i i don't i'm trying to the moment that i had to call gavin and tell him that i got uh wilford Brimley confused with the other dude and that the whole world was going to find out how it was going to hear how dumb I was and being happy, embarrassed, but also happy that everybody on Earth that was going to hear how fucking stupid I am.
Starting point is 00:12:00 That was a particularly good moment, too, because I felt safe. I felt like it's okay. They're going to get it. It's going to be fine. And it's going to be too entertaining not to cut. I remember having a really nice moment when this was like at the end of 2020,
Starting point is 00:12:17 when like a bunch of, I don't know, it was like a shit time. I remember just being bummed out quite a lot. And I think it was during the recording andrew where you were where you were just talking about how every time you come to austin you roll an ankle and i was just pissing i was pissing myself and i remember laughing so much and tears were streaming down my face i just took a picture of my own face because i was like i have i have not laughed this hard in years probably and i
Starting point is 00:12:46 just remember thinking that was a nice moment so i just snapped my own head every time i was miserable absolutely miserable physically due to being in austin when you guys flew me out to do the raid i got so fucking sick on the second day i I'm just coughing. You guys had to get me cough medicine to record the Battlefront Let's Play. And it was just, oh, it was a mess. Every time. I couldn't make it to Austin without dying in some capacity. Rolling ankles. One year at RTX, literally everybody got the flu.
Starting point is 00:13:22 And it was just a mess. I couldn't. I would go to rt i'd spend like 14 days as my rtx trip because i knew the first seven i would be dead in some way and so i needed time to be there when i wasn't sick or hurt those those were your your the story of your journey was always the best fucking thing to listen to though it was always so complicated and harder than it needed to be and it took longer and it was convoluted and there was like seven missteps and you you ended up at the behest of strangers multiple times it was always a wild adventure well i guess that picture
Starting point is 00:13:55 i just showed was uh the same week as extra life because i just found a picture of my bruised legs but it it really looks like I have a vagina I'm not sure I could even post it I don't know if I should post it like the bruise does no I'm like I'm like I think I've got nothing on so I'm cupping my bollocks should I just post it and delete it yeah yeah yeah don, yeah, don't delete it though Screenshot, screenshot, screenshot, screenshot It does You described what it is Oh, that's so funny
Starting point is 00:14:36 Somehow it's still undersold of exactly how it looks which is exactly what you described It's my fingers It's like I'm cupping exactly how it looks, which is exactly what you've described. It's my fingers. It's like I'm cupping. Sure, man.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Yeah, whatever you say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, that's your fingers. Sure, dude. Oh, my God, Gavin. Thank you for sharing that on the last one. That is so fucking crazy. I should have said,
Starting point is 00:15:08 Gracie, look away before posting that. Oh my God. Gracie, you've had to see way too much of me. I deeply apologize. Thank you. You know, that actually, thank you, Gavin. That's a great point. When you guys, I don't know if you've come to terms with this.
Starting point is 00:15:22 You guys are going to need to wax your assholes again, and it's your fault. for god's sake doing that i pitched that we should make the thing green so we could just put whatever we wanted as the backdrop but no you had to have the name of the show on it which is no longer our show we can't use those inserts anymore. We're going to need new inserts. As long as my good friends Nick and Eric will join me in the act, I'll do it again. Absolutely. No. What do you mean no?
Starting point is 00:15:53 What do you mean you want us to do it? I'm not going to do that. You guys are fucking dumb. We're going to do it twice. All you have to do it is once. Nick's going to do it. Nick's a stand-up guy. I'm going to do it zero times.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Nick's going to do it once. Nick's in on this. Don't listen to Eric. You have to lay down to do it. No, I'm going to do it zero times. Nick's going to do it once. Nick's in on this. Don't don't listen to Eric. You have to lay down to do it. And I'm a stand up guy. Are you not working on the next thing? I'm definitely working on the next thing. I'm not doing this for it.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Huh? Well, that he is. Hey, it's it's all a negotiation. We'll figure it out. We got nothing but time. Everyone has a price. That's right. Everybody does.
Starting point is 00:16:23 It brought me so much joy realizing that we can't use those anymore. We'll have to do it again. I'm just hearing about this and thinking about it for the first time in this moment. And it's kind of funny. You know what I've just realized? What? This is the last recording where Eric's my boss. It's true.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Right now, I am Gavin's boss, technically, yes. Alright, should we do my review? Yeah, do you want to do your review? This is what I had planned for it. So, I wanted to go out, before the company shut down and everything, I wanted to take Gavin out to dinner and then do his formal
Starting point is 00:16:59 review and just sort of talk about, so this is how I would go. Gavin, thanks for joining me. This has uh anytime i i really respect our working relationship and everything you know how have you been feeling let's let's pretend like the company isn't going under or whatever this is okay a situation where we're at how are you feeling with you know how things are going where you're at and and where you want to be right now. Phenomenal. I think the podcast has, there's no end in sight. I think we could just keep doing this.
Starting point is 00:17:28 It's fun every week. And I don't see it going away anytime soon. Oh, that's fantastic. That's so good to hear. I'm really glad because I think your contribution, oh, thank you so much. That's me getting a steak. We ordered steaks and they just sent it down in front of me. What kind of cut did you get?
Starting point is 00:17:43 I got the perfect 10, which is just like a down in front of me. What kind of cut did you get? I got the perfect 10, which is just like a big like cowboy style steak. And it's just, it's like I got, it's like they put butter on it. It's like a compote. I'm fucking stoked. Thank you so much. Gavin, I'm so glad to hear that.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Oh, excuse me, sorry, sorry, one sec, one sec. Sorry, I ordered the peppercorn sauce. Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Good call. I'm glad you got what you wanted, and that's what I'm hoping to provide you here. I always forget the sauce here.
Starting point is 00:18:12 It's crazy. But, you know, you get what you pay for, right? So just sort of looking at where we're at, our reach, and what we're doing, just over the last year and going into this year what i want to say is please don't go please don't go please don't go please don't go can you stay please stay please stay please don't go please don't go you're our only hope can you please stay please stay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry is that gonna work for you hey
Starting point is 00:18:39 that's every that's every performance review i ever gave for 21 years and it did sound like that because um i learned i learned from the best i think jeff over the uh eight or nine years i worked under you we only had one performance review and then afterwards you were like that was dumb why would we do that every day was a performance review are you are you my boss as well, Eric, technically? No. I think you're... No. No. Who's my boss then? Sarah, technically. But I only do... That doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:19:10 You're also a contractor. Also, Gracie in the chat just said me. So Gracie's your boss. Hey, Gracie's my boss? Wow. That's great. How'd you do these last three years? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Oh! You got a happy face. Big happy face. I like that. Yeah. That's how he did that's great because y'all know i've i've been here three years so oh definitely yeah excellent work for sure thanks well i didn't i wish i knew um i genuinely don't know who i'm supposed to report to i thought it was you eric i don't know. What reporting are you doing? I don't know. Whatever reporting
Starting point is 00:19:47 he was doing, he wasn't doing it, apparently. I feel like I should report to someone, and I never know who to report to. I think we all get to report to the unemployment line tomorrow, right? That's true. I think I'm going to still get paid. I feel like my trajectory with Rooster Teeth is Milton from Office Space, in that I'm I have been in the basement the whole time and I'm going to still get paid. I feel like my trajectory with Rooster Teeth is Milton from Office Space
Starting point is 00:20:05 and that I have been in the basement the whole time. I'm here, but nobody realizes it. Oh, that'd be awesome. And then you burn the place down. Yeah. I wanted to have a performance review. That's too bad. I could have a Gracie.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I'm trying to think if I ever reported anything to Eric. I don't think so. Reported what? That's what I'm saying. Are if I ever reported anything to Eric. Hmm. I don't think so. Reported, reported what? That's what I'm saying. Are you my boss, Eric? Uh, no. The only people that I was going to be in charge of was you. And they're like, and Gus?
Starting point is 00:20:38 And I went, that doesn't make any sense. And they went, okay, yeah, not Gus. In what world? It was just people that it felt like no one else wanted to like have to deal with yeah well no time out for a second i didn't start doing let's play until october is when we did that who is my boss before that did i have one no i mean it was probably it yeah it was probably sarah or steph yeah also you keep saying boss like you're you're a contractor yeah we just pay you for we just pay you for services rendered bud i don't know
Starting point is 00:21:12 how any of this works i'd say i hey clearly well now now andrew you're a partner hell yeah whatever that means did you get reimbursed for the bog? What bog? The pink one that you bought. No, I never, no, I never, no. I never assumed I would. Why would I? It was for the company. We gotta secure that thing soon. You do. And if we don't,
Starting point is 00:21:38 we need to put an air tag in it just to see where it goes. No, I think we still need it for stuff. I would like to have it. I i'm just saying if that's not a reality we at least need an air tag on it we just kept saying i think three times that we're gonna get it and we're gonna take it and you kept going well put an air tag in it i don't know why we we because we will get it well i don't it's huge it's big i don't know where we're gonna store it jeff didn't have room for me to send him waffle makers. All of a sudden
Starting point is 00:22:06 he's going to have a fucking porta potty. We've already secured a location for it. You understand Jeff's situation. Like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Oh my god. I'm talking about Jeff and his inability to have a porta potty.
Starting point is 00:22:23 First off, I already had the porta potty here. You almost sold it.potty. First off, I already had the port-a-potty here. You almost sold it. We've secured... No, I almost refused to accept it. We've for two fucking weeks... I dodged that guy.
Starting point is 00:22:38 We've secured a location for it. We've got a place to keep it safe and sound. We're good. Is it what we talked about? Yeah. Okay. Why don't I know... Why don't I know that? I feel like if We've got a place to keep it safe and sound. We're good. Is it what we talked about? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Why don't I know? Why don't I know that? I feel like if anyone should know. I gotta be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:22:53 You probably do know. You were probably in the conversation, but you were fucking around and not paying attention. No, listen. I lock in when it's serious. When it's business stuff. Port-a-potty stuff. Are you locked in right now? I'm locked in right now. Yeah. No, listen, I lock in when it's serious, when it's business stuff. Port-a-potty stuff, I lock in. I'm locked in right now.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Yeah. Less of a lock than I would be for a serious work thing, but I'm locked. Okay. I'm like a lock that you could kick through. I'm not like the most secure. I'm not a vault. When I'm in work mode, like serious work mode, I'm a vault.
Starting point is 00:23:25 This is like a padlock. I'm padlocked in. Oh dear. I've realized the picture I sent is the least vaginary of three pictures I took. There's no way! That's impossible. Unless you're spreading the lip, I don't know what you're doing,
Starting point is 00:23:42 bud. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh my God. Gracie, look away. Oh no, there's more? That one's way worse. Oh Jesus! Oh God!
Starting point is 00:23:52 That's the way it was. Kevin! Oh, that's way worse. Gracie, don't look. What the fuck? Do not look. Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? We can't post this.
Starting point is 00:24:01 We cannot post this. These have to stay here. These have to stay here these have to stay here there's an extra life I got bruised yeah but can I I was taking a picture of my he is wearing you can see his underwear
Starting point is 00:24:14 he is wearing it it's just right next to his vaginal lips I just covered I just covered my underwear with my vagina it made it so much worse it looks like crotchless panties oh my I just covered my underwear with my vagina. It made it so much worse. It looks like a crotchless panties. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I don't know how I did that. That was so unintentional. Hey Gav. Yeah. You got plans tonight? Now I get my review from Jeff. Oh God. This is fucking crazy. Jeff giving a photo review?
Starting point is 00:24:46 Also, it didn't sound like Gracie looked away. I don't think so. I think Gracie was locked in. Gracie was real locked in. Oh, yeah, she sounded vaulted. That was a definite vaulted in. Yeah. Full eyes on screen.
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Starting point is 00:26:13 I never figured out bog roll folders, which is unfortunate. I'll keep thinking about that, but that's one of the few things. Okay. Yeah, no, I don't really have any. So we all keep notes files, right? Gavin, I've seen yours. It's ridiculously long. I have a big long notes file too. And I thought like, because we're going to flip over to do the new thing, maybe it'd be good to turn over a new leaf, have a fresh start. And so I was thinking, I'm just going to get rid of those notes and just
Starting point is 00:26:41 start a new fresh file and everything new we'll talk about will be new ideas and new, new thoughts. And just flush out that old stuff, because we never got to it. It was obviously never important enough to make it into an episode. So why hang on to it, right? But I thought I'd go back and look through all of my old notes that we never talked about and just see if there was one or two or three things that might be fun to discuss. So I pulled out four things that I either never talked about or only began to talk about, but never really followed up on. And I'm just going to say them all now. And then I've instead of taking them one by one and giving each one space, I thought maybe we could, I'd throw them all out there. And then if any of them are interesting, then we could explore it.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Does that make sense? Yes. Okay. Uh, first one was, uh, do you think you've eaten more pizza or hamburgers in your life and uh in addition to that what is the thing you think you've eaten the most of in your life and what do you think is more popular globally pizza or hamburgers the next one idea i had was i think that it would be a good idea do we tackle that let's talk about that the first one first you want to so you want to take them one by one then, okay. Pizza, definitely pizza. Definitely eat more pizza. Yeah, pizza.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Pizza's been consumed more. The thing I've eaten the most of undeniably is chicken. Specifically like chicken nuggets or strips. Mine would be penne pasta. Oh, yeah. Penne. What do you say? Penny?
Starting point is 00:28:06 Pen? Yeah. Sean Penny? I think mine might be hamburgers to both. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I think I've eaten peanut butter the most probably.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Oh, Nixon mac and cheese. By weight, more peanut butter than anything else? Yeah, maybe. Peanut butter's dense. It's very dense. Peanut butter's never the most. Not in my adult life. In my adult life, not eating peanut butter super on the regular.
Starting point is 00:28:37 As a kid, full peanut butter meals, dude. Yeah, but peanut butter would never be more than like 50% of the meal. No, you're wrong. Yeah, I don't agree with that whatsoever. You've never just shoved the spoon in a jar of peanut butter? Yeah, done that a lot. Apple slice, scooping the peanut butter. Like going insane mode on peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:28:57 There's more apple than peanut butter, though. No, no, no, no. Nah, you're eating it wrong. Yeah, you're eating it all fucked up. So you have a slice of apple, and then you scoop more than that's worth of peanut butter. Yes. What?
Starting point is 00:29:10 One slice of apple probably equals two slice size of peanut butter when it's all said and done. How does the maths of that even work out? Deliciously. You scoop the peanut butter with the apple slice, and it's a lot, and you take a bite, you dip, and then you... You scoop the peanut butter with the apple slice, and it's a lot,
Starting point is 00:29:27 and you take a bite of that, and then you have half an apple slice, and then you do it one more time with that apple slice. So you're double dipping, for sure.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Yeah. No, you flip the apple slice around the other way. Yeah. Or it's your fucking house, double dip if you want to. That is true. Also, I'm eight years old,
Starting point is 00:29:43 so God's dead, none of it matters like i'm just going for it yeah i think i think it's probably peanut butter for me number one there's no way so like for me my entire life i feel like when i think lunch i think oh what hamburger am i going to eat today really more than sandwiches it's the first food i think of yeah peanut butter it's not my favorite or anything but like if i'm just thinking like Really? More than sandwiches. It's the first food I think of. Yeah. Peanut butter and jelly. It's not my favorite or anything,
Starting point is 00:30:07 but like if I'm just thinking like, oh, I'm getting a little hungry. Do I want to eat a Billy's today or do I want to go to the pool burger? Yeah. But if you're talking just like what's around the house, I feel like you always can make a sandwich.
Starting point is 00:30:19 You can't always make a hamburger. Oh, you don't know what's in my fridge. If I... I'm always ready for burger time so you could make a burger right now i could yeah absolutely could all how many of us could make a burger right now if we wanted to i could uh i could i absolutely could great everybody it's fantastic well everyone except me oh yeah you don't count okay i should probably make. I could probably make a bacon and jalapeno cheeseburger right now.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Oh, fuck yeah. If I wanted to. You ever had peanut butter on a burger? I feel like that's a trendy thing. No, never heard it. Yes, I have. Is it good? Is it good?
Starting point is 00:30:58 It's fine. It's okay. Yeah, it's whatever. Okay, so everybody seems to think they've eaten more pizza in their life than hamburgers. That's cool. That's interesting. I'm hamburgers over pizza. Oh, right, you were hamburger.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I think I'm probably hamburgers as well. Definitely hamburgers as well. The second thing I had is, I think it's we should investigate someday. You know how like Michelin got started and now it's just the tire company, but now they're like the Michelin, they issue the stars
Starting point is 00:31:23 and they're like the subject matter uh they they issue the stars and they're like uh the subject matter experts on food right yeah but they just started as a tire company right or like guinness is a beer company that also does the world records why don't we create shit here's everything okay i know i just never put that together. That's crazy. Yeah. I never thought about it. Wow. People were arguing over Guinness all the time about shit, and so they just decided to create the book that settles all the arguments. We should create a national hot dog registry
Starting point is 00:31:59 where all the best hot dogs that are made in North America are listed, and so if you go to a strange town, you can pull up the register and you go, oh, I know there's three good hot dogs within eight miles of me. So it would be like that Moriarty app for escape rooms, but just for hot dogs. Yes, yes, exactly. And then maybe at some point, if we develop a little bit of cachet, it becomes like a Michelin for hot dogs.
Starting point is 00:32:25 And you get your hot dog like three regulation rated or whatever. And then it's like, it's a big deal. We could have an awards ceremony. I love it. Yeah. Something to think about going forward. Is that going to be a uniform thing? A uniform or a regulation thing?
Starting point is 00:32:41 Yeah, I think probably. It's kind of like a regulation. Yeah, I think that's not a bad idea. The next thing I had, we're almost done. I only have two more. The next thing is, do you guys think we should make toothpicks a thing again? Ooh, I've been a big toothpick guy. Yeah, I've had toothpicks.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Recently. I feel like I was way into toothpicks when I was a kid, and I was watching Masters of the Air, and since they don't let anybody smoke cigarettes anymore, even in the past, when people actually smoked cigarettes, they all just have toothpicks in their mouths. And that got me thinking,
Starting point is 00:33:12 toothpicks are pretty fucking cool, especially the flavored ones, like a cinnamon toothpick. It's pretty nice. You want to get into flavored toothpicks? Maybe. Maybe we could contemporize toothpicks. Oh, maybe we should make our own flavors
Starting point is 00:33:24 and saturate our toothpicks, and then we'll try them. Like a contemporize toothpicks. Oh, maybe we should make our own flavors and saturate our toothpicks and then we'll try them. Like a waffle bomb toothpick. Yeah. Oh, God. I feel like those little floss pick things have outdone them. Yeah, I think they're a fad. Yeah. Oh, I don't.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I think the flosser picks are here to stay. I know, but... I associate toothpicks with long-haul truckers. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. They're dipping them and staying up. Here's our play. Here's our play.
Starting point is 00:33:58 You can dip them to stay up. Easy. That's true. Two, those flossers you're talking about, they're plastic full of microplastics. Every time you use it, you're probably poisoning your mouth. You're getting down there in your nether regions and just filling it with microplastics.
Starting point is 00:34:12 We need to return to wood. If you're going to put it in your mouth, it needs to be wood. I think Gracie has a great point, which is we need to bring back a piece of wheat in your mouth. We need to go back even further. That's good, too further that's good too that's good too this is where do you get wheat from is that buckley it looks just like
Starting point is 00:34:34 uh okay last thing i have and then i'm done and then i'm gonna close the books on all my face ideas and delete the the file uh i think i you know as you guys know i'm a big tiktoker now now that the government doesn't like it i like it uh and so uh i've been watching a ton of tiktok and i think that we i think that there's a market there because we're clever we're clever people right we're very smart we. We make games and ideas. Think of all the games we made in Minecraft, Gavin. Think of all that work we've done. Think of all the clever things we've invented. TikTok is awash with made-up sports
Starting point is 00:35:13 that people are inventing themselves. There's the pool balls on the treadmill. There's the people that race marbles. There are the dudes that swing bottles at each other and see which one breaks. I feel like between the five of us, we could create the next great TikTok sport. I agree with that. I just an immediate thought that came from that statement is there's sort of this common vernacular of like street smarts versus school smarts.
Starting point is 00:35:42 How would you categorize your Minecraft smarts that you're presenting the ability you categorize your minecraft smarts that you're presenting the ability to make game modes nerd smart what is nerd smarts okay yeah actually like that that was good i feel like we should we should rent a steamroller right that's all i've got so far we should rent a steamroller and then try to flatten and then unflatten things. What's the difference between a steamroller and an iron? Is it just scale? A couple hundred thousand pounds. Yeah, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:36:15 Do you want to get into steamrolling your underwear? I don't really know what a steamroller does. Could you iron a shirt properly with a steamroller? That would be fucking awesome. Let's get an ironing board and a shirt and a steamroller and see if iron a shirt properly with a steamroller let's get an ironing board and a shirt and a steamroller and see if we get better results than an iron well it's it's functionally supposed to be the same right it's just like a larger version yeah you could you
Starting point is 00:36:35 could do your entire wardrobe in one roll let's get into really long ironing boards. Or let's make a steamrolling iron. That's like a little mini steamroller that you can iron. Oh, we'll make it really heavy. We'll make it out of like tungsten. Heated tungsten. Oh, God. Let's make the most premium automated iron the world has ever seen. I think it's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:37:08 And if it's remote control and we can drive it back and forth over the ironing boards, you don't even have to use your own pressure. Oh, this is awesome. You went through a little phase of wanting to get into RC cars. Still do. This can combine into that. By the way, that's on the back burner, but that's very much still, the pin is still in it. It's just it's just uh i don't think i remember but we all lost our jobs and then yeah
Starting point is 00:37:29 they really cattywamp us for a while the sales of the high end rc car idea yeah those those uh 800 rc cars started looking a lot less interesting uh over the last month or so but we'll get back there we'll get back maybe so We'll get back. Maybe. So who's in charge of all the money at the next thing? Not it. Not it. Not it. Oh, we're hiring a company.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Oh, okay. Because we say who's in charge of all the money, which makes me think that none of us should be in charge of all the money. What do you mean? I was immediately thinking, how do I spend $4,500 on a block of tungsten? Yeah, exactly. I didn't say not me because I felt I disqualified myself by asking, what's the difference between an iron and a steamroller? I felt that that made it clear that
Starting point is 00:38:25 I'm not in the running for this race. That's okay. Oh, we're fucked. Oh, man. We're gonna try. I've got so many notes that I either don't understand or have no idea if I've ever brought up. I love it. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Hit me with it. What is Andrew confused about bats? What is Andrew confused about bats? Did I text you about bats, maybe? Spit take thinking about alien pussy. Oh, was that from our
Starting point is 00:38:59 smut that we wrote? No, this is years ago, baby. Advert for milk. Quarantine pasta. Wasp fan. Yeah, I don't know what any of this is. Wasp fan is when your fan got the wasp nest in it.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Oh, a literal fan. Not someone who is a fan of wasps. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Gavin's notes list is like playing fucking connections where you're trying to interpret. Is it literal? Is it a saying?
Starting point is 00:39:29 What is the context in which this word is being used? Is it a word that means multiple things? An outlets off guy or not? A what? An outlets off guy or not? Turn the outlets off, maybe? What does that mean there there you like trip the breaker on the outlet so that it's not active why would i be that kind of guy though would that reduce
Starting point is 00:39:52 your power bill maybe your electric bill maybe you turned off the no i can't be drawn any power well it has to right doesn't it always have to be technically yeah but to be such a small amount i don't know bag full of cocaine nothing else oh that was when i wanted to have a suitcase that was full of full to the brim of just cocaine powder to see if they could see it on the x-ray instead of it looking like a secret hidden compartment, it would just be entirely coke. I was wondering if I could get through. How much does an x-ray machine cost?
Starting point is 00:40:38 You have to be able to buy those, right? I've never considered that, but... Well, the airports are getting rid of them all for those, like, CT scanners now, so there's probably a bunch of X-Ray shit on the market Airport Skinner cost I have a question for you Gavin is wrapping up old old things and Face territory thing that I've pretended to not care about but but still think about Is it the time in Halo that I have better than you know? No, it's a halo related thing though
Starting point is 00:41:04 What was the word you made up do you remember what was the made up word oh you told us what was it made up word must have it we're playing Halo
Starting point is 00:41:19 just to give context for this and Gavin tried to he said you ever hear about and then he said a word and I was like that's just made that up that's fake and he immediately folded but then I forgot what it was called and he refused to tell me I wrote it for everyone else didn't I I told everyone
Starting point is 00:41:35 I took a picture of it or something but I don't know how I'd find it but I don't remember and I pretended like I haven't cared when I have so I thought I just remembered. What was the word? It can't be jazz. That's Jeff's new favorite.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Jizzle? NBA term. Yeah. Jizzle. Would I have sent it in a text to Jeff and Eric, maybe? I think you sent a photo of it. If the end of this arc is you not knowing it and being unable to find it,
Starting point is 00:42:06 I'm totally okay with that. That's great. I'm happy. What would it have began with? Great question. I've been wondering the same. This is the word that we were saying or this is the word that Gavin made up?
Starting point is 00:42:18 Oh, I forgot about that. Wait, which one was that? Nothing. Nothing. I forgot about that. That's unrelated. Don't worry about that, Gavin. Is that something I don't know about? No, just keep trying to find your word.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah, what's your word, Gavin? We got multiple words in the mix. I mean, not if you can't remember your word. Yeah, I guess that depends on you, doesn't it? I did see one subreddit thread about our word, and it made me very happy where they're just like, he's really trying to make that a thing.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Oh, I found my list of punchlines without setups. That's my wife! That's not a goose, that's my wife. That's a newspaper with legs. One of my notes just says Alanis Morissette. What's that about? Was that feet related? Don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:18 What year was that word? This is the best case scenario for me. I'm so happy I asked. I can't say. I don't know. I definitely made some guesses in our text chain if you want to point a reference. What were the guesses?
Starting point is 00:43:37 I don't even know the word. You think I know my guesses that were wrong? Fuck. Do we know what year it was? 0% chance. Well, all you think about that I have a clip oh my god what was did you find it Gavin or was that a reaction to my clip
Starting point is 00:43:55 that was your clip it's not it's an unrelated Sea Thieves story but it is a very funny clip that I would like to share. Uh, I was trying. So see a thieves,
Starting point is 00:44:07 you have an email where you can hide in a barrel. And so the goal is to sneak into somebody's ship and then barely emote and be sneaky. And so I, bullshit. Uh, I snuck into a boat and I thought I'm, this is, I'm so well placed. They will never know that I'm here and here's
Starting point is 00:44:29 a link to the clip I don't think it shows it before that clip begins one of them ran down into this area and then ran back upstairs and I thought I am in the clear let me know when you watch the clip oh yeah good yeah that's a good I thought I am in the clear. Let me know when you watch the clip.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Oh yeah. Good. Yeah. That's a good spot. Yeah. So I'm like, ah, this is a great position. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:44:53 I'm like, I'm playing prop hunt. It is like I'm playing prop hunt. I'm like, it looks so natural. I really, I can't complain about this. I feel really secure.
Starting point is 00:45:04 I'll just wait until they like, selling stuff or looting later, and then I'll pop out and I'll really get the upper hand on them. Show them a thing or two. And that is not what ended up happening at all. The guy... The guy ran past me once and he clearly was like oh this idiot is right there so then he went up
Starting point is 00:45:33 and he got his entire crew and they all came down together and he's like this idiot and then they blew me away they all just melt me with shotgun shots that is terrifying. They all came. They all came. He's like, yeah, let's go see this idiot.
Starting point is 00:45:50 There. I had no chance. Anyway, Sea of Thieves is great. I'm excited for us to play more of it. I don't have any other clips. I don't have any other past things. Gavin, did you figure out your word yet? No, I'm trying to look back through our texts. We text so much. Yeah, we text so much.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah, that's so many. Well, we used to. Oh, that's not like a dig. What was the meaning of the word? Do you remember? No, I don't remember anything about it outside of... It was a really obviously fake sounding thing and then I forgot it and then
Starting point is 00:46:28 you refused to tell me let me look some more waste the last episode searching it's crazy to think that this is the end obviously we've known for a long time but not the end in the sense of this will be
Starting point is 00:46:45 nothing to the audience we're gonna be on a different feed on wednesday everything will be the same i mean it doesn't feel like a ton for us either like we're just gonna keep going i don't know it feels like an end to me i think because of the company more so closing not necessarily because this like all of all of the closest friendships I have are connected through the company. It's just, it's crazy that that will cease to exist. It's weird to think that the thing that like meant so much to me, that somebody who is my age when I found it just will not have that
Starting point is 00:47:17 opportunity to find and have a similar journey. At least for that. I mean, we're, we're building, we're building a new exciting thing. Um, yeah. at least for that. I mean, we're building a new exciting thing. Yeah. I was saying on the Rooster Teeth podcast
Starting point is 00:47:30 that it really is, I don't know, because I've grown up doing this really, but it is so amazing, such an amazing feeling to have a platform where you can make people laugh. Like when people say that they were like, they like spat out their drink at something I said, I just can't beat that feeling.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I think that's the reason I don't ever want to stop doing this. It might be the best feeling in the world. It's really, yeah. It's an incredible feeling. Especially to get to do with people you love making stuff with. Like it's a double, it is so rewarding personally and touching to know that uh we have a platform and which allows us to connect with people and and bring laughter to
Starting point is 00:48:11 their day as well as just being able to bring laughter to people's days that i i know and i'm have a different relationship with it's awesome it's the best of both scenarios i wrote a little thing to read um as like a thank you to the audience and that type of thing i decided to record it independently because it's like i don't know i i'm i'm an easy crier and i'm glad i did jesus christ messy boy did you cry multiple takes okay well jesus christ i felt like i was in a musical you all just like a little baby just waiting for you to stop so we can all say our jokes yes it was great okay jeff joke one uh i don't even i don't even remember what i asked eric joke two uh was it the potato thing
Starting point is 00:49:00 you already recorded no no oh did you cry like a baby was it embarrassing was it was it like sobbing or was it like dignified tears uh it was i i think a good medium between dignified tears and baby tears um but it's it's you know that's not well it's not hard to do with me let me just say as someone who's uh never cried on camera in his life, I'm disgusted by you. No hop-ups. What is a hop-up, Nick? You know when someone's crying so much
Starting point is 00:49:33 they're like, Oh, okay. Yeah, no. I didn't have that. I think the last time I had that was when I saw me, Earl, and the dying girl. That one got me.
Starting point is 00:49:43 That was... I never saw that, I'm guess she died I guess she died well yeah she dies and I was it it hit it was just you know I don't know what it was but that day it hit hard and it's the hardest I think I've cried in a movie and it was so bad that I had to start staring at the ceiling to like gather myself because I was like this is insane I this is ridiculous I'm crying and I was like okay okay i'm all good and i brought my eyes back down and she was still dying and i oh no oh back to the roof i can't is that what that that tv i never watched it but that my name is earl show was about he was apologizing to everybody because he
Starting point is 00:50:21 because he killed that girl it was like a mix between me, Earl, and the dying girl and Dexter. He would kill a different person every week. And yeah. First season was great. John Lithgow. Do you know who's John Lithgow? And not Gal? I saw him in an interview
Starting point is 00:50:40 and he said John Lithgow and I went, what the fuck? Do you cover that in your message to the audience? I do, yeah. That's actually what I both open and close with. Are we going to hear your message too? Are you going to play it for us? I'm not going to play it to you.
Starting point is 00:50:54 And then it'll tack on to the end of the episode. I'm going to send it to Kelly who edits this show. Does a wonderful job. So we don't get to hear it till the audience does. Yeah. This is Kelly's last edit then, is it?
Starting point is 00:51:09 It is. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. Shout out to Kelly. Shout out to Kelly. Shout out to Kelly. Thank you,
Starting point is 00:51:16 Kelly. Absolutely tremendous job. Every, every fucking week, weekend, week out. Amazing editor. And I think something that has added so much to our show that we've been lucky that so many of the people that have hands in it care about it and
Starting point is 00:51:29 enjoy it and i think that that when you have that it shows in the work and get it as well you know because humor is subjective and if and one of the things that i've learned over the last uh you know however 150 years of doing this is that an editor can absolutely make or break a production and uh the fact that kelly 100 gets what we're doing uh and then is able to enhance it with her talents and abilities is fucking amazing can i ask a completely unrelated question anything yeah do vitamins work there's a lot of controversy over that are vitamins real that a lot of people uh no i don't think so great really oh man is that different to like a supplement yeah no supplements as well gracie said i've tried hundreds what do you mean by that like i went
Starting point is 00:52:17 through a really weird phase in college where like i really wanted to find a vitamin that worked and so i bought you mean by worked? Yeah, well, how would you track that? Just you felt better in some way? For example, I would feel better or some of them are targeted to like, oh, you're not going to bloat or like, oh, this is going to make your hair grow. I've never noticed anything with anyone I've ever tried.
Starting point is 00:52:40 And I stuck with them for a while and it never did anything for me. I don't want to make any you know I could be wrong about this I feel like we're in different realms though like I'm talking about vitamin C and you're talking about hair growth pills and I don't feel like they're quite the same I've also
Starting point is 00:52:56 tried like a multivitamin with vitamin C in it but how would you know whether it worked I mean I didn't feel any difference so I'm assuming it didn't do anything yeah but I think it think you're supposed to. According to Harvard University, if you take a multivitamin, it's probably because you want to do everything you can
Starting point is 00:53:14 to protect your health, but there is still limited evidence that a daily cocktail of essential vitamins and minerals actually delivers what you expect. Most studies find no benefit from multivitamins in protecting brain or heart. Well, I'm just straight up vitamin C. What about singular vitamins?
Starting point is 00:53:30 But what are you? OK, so you're saying vitamin C. What are you trying to do with vitamin C? I don't really know, to be honest. I got it. You're just you're just picking one and going for it. Well, it was when I first started to get like my cold. I got a big bottle of vitamin, chewable vitamin C,
Starting point is 00:53:47 and I'm taking them, but I don't... I just, I feel, I don't know. I feel like I've heard... It's sort of like diet soda for me. I feel like I've heard it's better. I feel like I've heard it's worse. I feel like it flip-flops. I just, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I was hoping somebody here would have a more informed opinion on the effectiveness i mean vitamin c doesn't it's not gonna like cure the cold it's vitamin c is just no but like it'll help like is there is there a value beyond if i like the taste of this and consuming it well yeah it depends on what your taste like i take potassium like often like i'll eat a banana every day whatever i get a lot of like cramps like leg cramps foot cramps and when i'm cramping and i take potassium vitamin k that helps me almost immediately so yes now what is that whether you take a pill or eat the banana because i would imagine
Starting point is 00:54:37 the banana gets you a better form of potassium it is it's either way it is that's interesting do you think that might be a placebo at this point no uh no because the way that i'm feeling and the way that it works for me is uh boy it works because when i don't and you just try to go like i don't need it this time and then you go i'm in hell i'm in hell i'm in hell hey i totally totally get that i feel the same way about miralax yeah but i don't think vitamin C does anything for, like, the cold. No, I just wondered if, like, am I improving my body in any way? Maybe. Like, assuming this.
Starting point is 00:55:13 It helps your body make collagen, which, you know, helps you grow skin and cartilage and tendons and stuff. I could use some tendons. Yeah. I like that idea. i could use some tendons yeah i like that idea i could use some more tendon i just don't know that the idea of the multivitamin has been proven to work but like yeah i ate a bunch of oranges you're gonna get a benefit from the vitamin c that you eat that way because i feel like vitamin water doesn't work either right that's also like it filters out the vitamins i feel like that does nothing. I don't know. Absolutely. Gavin, did you figure out your word yet or what?
Starting point is 00:55:49 I'm looking through... God, while you guys were... Andrew or somebody was doing a heartfelt talking about the end of the show or something, and I completely zoned out to try to find that stupid word, and I didn't get anywhere. That's fine. We should probably say
Starting point is 00:56:03 where people could go to find information about the next thing we'll do which i would say is all of our personal socials yeah i would say that our personal social media uh for me that's at eric badour uh on all social media that'll be a place where we you can stay updated um on what we're doing next if you guys want to call out your personal socials where people can find more information. Yeah, I'm on Instagram at Jeff L. Ramsey and TikTok at Jeff's Daily Rip. I'll communicate through both of those.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Here's the thing though. Next week on a Wednesday when F*** Face is supposed to come out and you're like, oh, fuck, where's F*** Face? It's over. It's not. It's not. It's it's coming out.
Starting point is 00:56:46 It's a new thing. Just look, go to our socials and we'll tell you where it is and there will be a new thing and you'll go, oh, fuck, we didn't skip a beat. It's just like it never nothing ever stopped.
Starting point is 00:56:57 There will be a regulation episode out just like you normally would have every Wednesday. Yes. And every Wednesday going forward until we can't make this any longer. I'm so excited to build that thing with all of you and our amazing community. Does anyone else
Starting point is 00:57:14 want to say their social medias so that way people know? I'm at Andrew Payton and I'm not at Rooster Teeth. So don't go there because I will not be posting there any updates Gavin free wasn't a joke Nick that's my name
Starting point is 00:57:32 that's the way you said it I can't think of a more poignant way than to wrap up the last 200 and 6-5 episodes than all disinterestedly sharing our socials.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Wait, wait, Gavin, say your name again. One second. It's Gavin Free. Now it's a joke. So is this the last episode that Eric will want us to end? No. Or will you keep up that shtick next time?
Starting point is 00:58:04 He's still the producer he's still yeah i need it to end i have other things to do we have so there's a bunch of other shit i'm getting what are the things that you're gonna have to do i have people messaging me right now that are working for this current company saying hey i need you to call me asap oh right but what would what will they be you won't have that next time no but i'll time. No, but I'll be working with different companies and different people to try to get us different opportunities and more things so that way we can continue to do this. The growth doesn't end.
Starting point is 00:58:34 As much as you all want to disinterestingly give your social media so we can sort of market this, which is something we failed to do for the last two years, it's something that needs to happen. We've never had marketing for this show. I agree. Can't even get in a fucking variety article! Is that why we should announce our
Starting point is 00:58:56 new name? Yeah. Find us in Variety. Variety's nuts. Fuck, dude. That really did piss me off. The most successful fucking thing the company had going for it it got omitted
Starting point is 00:59:10 oh my god story of my fucking life clamoring for a little bit of respect for all the fucking hard work we're
Starting point is 00:59:18 doing I heard rumors that if this doesn't go well Jeff's gonna have to go back to machinima so please
Starting point is 00:59:24 please oh my god no don't make me bob heads rumors that if this doesn't go well, Jeff's going to have to go back to Machinima, so please. Don't make me bob heads. I spent the last 15 minutes trying to find a fake word. I could easily just make up a new... I was going to say something, but you've got
Starting point is 00:59:39 to give him enough rope to hang him, you know what I mean? It was Clemens. Oh, that might have been it. I like the old one better. Oh, Grungle? That actually sounded closer to the old one. That episode was a real
Starting point is 00:59:55 zazzle. Do you guys want to take us out? Hell yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Did everyone say that heartfelt thing? Go for it, Gavin. I already did mine. You were ignoring it. Oh, I was trying to find your stupid word. What was that? You fool? Go for it, Gavin. I already did mine. You were ignoring it. Oh, I was trying to find your stupid word. What was that? Are you full?
Starting point is 01:00:08 What? Eric, I think, like Warner, you should take this thing out back and just put a bullet in it. It's so scary. Between the eyes. Oh, do we have a bullet sound? Should we just end on a gunshot? No, let's end like... Silence.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Soprano's it. Was that someone's mouth? Yeah, that was me. It's end like... Silence. Soprano's it. Was that someone's mouth? Yeah, that was me. It's the closest I got. We should take real firing squad execution videos and put that sound over them. No, we shouldn't. We didn't know.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Right. It's such a tasteful idea. But Lee... All right. Well, find us. Okay. Find us next week.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Sorry. New episode. Um, very excited to continue this with you guys. Very excited for, uh, the fans who want to support us can, that,
Starting point is 01:00:58 that can support us directly and, uh, help us grow and, make the show the way that, uh, we want to make it. So that way, uh, you're getting the best version of it. But I just,
Starting point is 01:01:08 I think that'll do it. Yeah. I just process Gavin wanted to end this episode with an execution firing squad. And then it would go into me crying about how much the community has meant to us. I mean, it feels pretty par for the course.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Oh, God damn. I do want to say, though, before we do transition into Andrew crying again, I do want to say that I do think, you know, we've joked around about it. We've hemmed and hawed. But the future of what we're doing, I think, is very bright. And I want you, the audience, to know that we are all very excited about it. We're very invested in it. I am excited. I've spent 21 years building shit like this.
Starting point is 01:01:52 And I'm so fucking excited to be able to start over again and build it with the small, dedicated core of incredibly stupid people that is going gonna take this thing going forward. And I just want, I hope we've done a good job, and I know we haven't because we don't do a good job of much, but of conveying to y'all that not only is this not slowing down or stopping, it's gonna speed up
Starting point is 01:02:18 and we're gonna be bigger and better. It's gonna take some time and a lot of it is gonna depend on you because we are now in your hands. And that's okay. We're very comfortable. I think we've built a great relationship between the audience and the regulation crew, and I'm very excited to go forward with you guys on this new thing. And I really, really, really hope you'll tune in, and more so I hope you'll tell people about it because we're entering into uncharted territory.
Starting point is 01:02:47 There's no safety net going forward and we really need to fucking nail it. And so it's going to take your help. But if you support us, we're going to do our goddamnedest to make you laugh along the way. Sorry about my vagina. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:03:03 I'd beat off twice already. Back for ending in the come era. Fantastic. No! Remember that wrestling let's play? Alright, take it away, Andrew. See you next week hey it's Andrew I'm recording
Starting point is 01:03:33 this is a bone I don't know bonus is the right word that makes it sound more fun than it is I just wanted to record this is the last episode of face a little message more aimed towards the audience and there's a good chance I'll cry. So I didn't want to record this in a group setting. Um, I'm, I'm not that emotionally vulnerable. I try to be open and all that, but that, uh,
Starting point is 01:04:00 is a little too much for me today, so I wrote some stuff down. I hope that me reading it and that I'm not just speaking from the top of my head doesn't minimize how genuine these words are and how much it means to me. As you may have heard, the company is closing. Shocking, I know, but it's true. The company is closing. Shocking, I know, but it's true. And when I reflect on the past four years, it's impossible to succinctly describe what they've meant to me.
Starting point is 01:04:38 One of the most rewarding parts of what we do, in my eyes at least, is getting to be part of this incredible community that we are so lucky to have have had formed around us sorry oh man uh i keep my dms open and the amount of messages i've received over the years filled with kindness and support has been overwhelming in the best way i try my best to reply to all of them, but if you're listening and I missed you, no, I'm genuinely sorry. The reason I bring this up is the most common thread in those messages is a thanks for making this and how it has helped endure a time of darkness. What's important to me
Starting point is 01:05:21 in this moment is that you know how aligned my feelings are, but towards you. To everyone who is listening right now, I say with all of the weight in the world, thank you for allowing this ridiculous show to exist. It has changed my life forever, and I will feel indebted to you for the rest of my life. Like most people, these past few years have been hard, and at times I felt as though I was drowning, but knowing that no matter what was happening, I was going to get to spend time every week trying to make my friends laugh was a constant light. I don't know how I navigated these years without the show. The space we have created is impossible without you. So as much as it is ours, it is yours. Although the company is in fact dying, that space will continue on.
Starting point is 01:06:20 And I'm so excited to continue to build it all with you. Thank you so much for all the years of support. I'm so excited for us to start our next thing, which is going to be immediately following this. Like it's going to be no time has passed at all. It'll be on a different feed. But yeah, we appreciate your support so much. It has been a truly amazing four years and hopefully
Starting point is 01:06:46 many more to come. Thank you and have a wonderful rest of your day. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. And once again, Andrew never ate the pencil.
Starting point is 01:07:07 All that and more was on this series called F*** Face. We'll see you next time. you

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