Regulation Podcast - The Late Night Episode // Very Different Days [93]

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin in a bad mood, Geoff's new bike, how many things Andrew wrote, being excited to go to bed, using 9 instead of g, and Andrew's Candle Air Freshener remnants. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. ever what a dumb what a bunch of dumb idiots what what dumb mainly me who i think hello and welcome to another episode of the podcast my name is jeff ramsey and with me as always gavin and Andrew Patton and Gavin you are correct this was a terrible terrible terrible idea dude episode 92 feels like a week ago how have you guys been these last 13 hours

Andrew is delirious I'm great this is awesome did you go to sleep at all Andrew we can talk about that later I don't think I'm delirious I'm just more the joy We can talk about that later. I don't think I'm delirious. I'm just more the joy of, I don't think I've ever, without a doubt, heard Gavin be annoyed. Yes.

Yes. Yes. We don't have to fake it. Gavin, you sound like you're in a bad mood. I'm in a bad mood mood I'm in a shitty little Shit mood What do you attribute that to? Well I've been filming all day

And I get home from these Little filming sessions And let's be fair I'm out of practice I haven't been filming with Dan In like two years We're hitting it hard We're back at it

I got home about 930 and I ate food and I was falling asleep like over my bowl. I was so tired. I thought, wow, I don't think I've been this tired so early in two years. Like this could be the night that I get an early night, reset my entire sleep system. be the night that I get an early night reset my entire sleep system and I just staring at the stupid calendar invite that's over like almost two hours away and I'm just staying up killing time waiting for time to pass so I could do this and then freaking go to bed so I can wake up early and do it again tomorrow so why are we this time like I, I know, I know why the premise of the early show,

because I thought it was really funny. Yeah, well, it is. We have for the audience, just in case you didn't listen to the last episode, we had a, we needed to cram a bunch of episodes in before Gavin went out of town. So we got into a fight and we ended up for some reason agreeing to record two episodes in one day but one of them had to be at early in the morning and the other one had to be at the end of the day so we recorded one at 8 a.m our time and then one at 11 p.m on our time and then we all worked full days except for andrew who had to write 20 000 things today also gavin could i just commiserate with you uh i uh you know today was my first my first covid free day right i tested negative

finally yeah uh i haven't slept with my girlfriend in 14 days in the same bed yeah in the same bed as well i'm not yeah i'm not getting i'm not talking i'm not trying to talk like sex talk i just mean like i haven't been in the same room with her we haven't we haven't spent any time i know what you meant because if you meant sex, you would have said boned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been I haven't slept in my own bed in like 14. I've been in a spare bedroom. And so tonight was the night

and I just went to say goodnight to her and then she was like, come on, get in bed. And I was like, boy, wouldn't I love to. Instead, I'm going to go spend the next hour and a half with assholes. By the time I get to bed, she and Henry are going to be having a snoring contest, and I'll just be like... Did the filming at least go well?

Yeah, it went pretty well. Blew up a lot of capacitors and stuff. What's really annoying is that Dan went to sleep immediately. I was just kicking around. I opened mail. That's how bored I was just kicking around. I opened mail. That's how bored I was, just waiting. What do you mean you opened mail? I open mail like once every six to nine months.

Just this big pile. Yeah, I just try and get through some of it. It's all trash. Like, it's not for me. It's just garbage. There's nothing good in your mail pile? Occasionally there's something that's actual mail, but mostly it's just spam and crap.

Mr. Free, you are seven months late on paying this bill. These bills with post. I'm online. What was the best piece of mail you opened that you could talk about? Any good coupons? Any great expired coupons? I got a new card. A new card that expired about three months ago.

So I can put that in my wallet. That's great. I got the flag today. I got the Boys of Zimmer flag arrived finally. Congratulations. Not the Algerian flag? Not the Algerian flag. Or the Albanian. Oh, Albanian flag?

Yeah, that was Eric's. Yeah, Eric liked the Albanian flag. Although, I don't know, is it technically a flag? Because it doesn't, if know is it technically a flag because it doesn't if you hang it like a flag it's positioned wrong so is it still a flag yes okay well I'm saying he doesn't hang it like just say yes

it doesn't matter yes it's still a flag I'm just I didn't yes I didn't isn't it a banner okay what's the difference between a banner and a flag? Are they the same? Well, now I got to Google. Hold on.

Just curious. I was watching the Lakers get their fucking asses kicked. Let me turn that off. Okay. Difference between a flag and a banner. I'm doing this at 1130 at night. Wait, so don't give a banner. I'm doing this at 1130 at night. So don't give a shit. Andrew, you might be on to something, my friend.

Flags are usually flown on a flagpole or at a 45 degree angle from the side of a structure. Banners have a pole sleeve him on the top. The flag slips over the pole. Banners are displayed at a 90 degree angle. So we're selling banners. We're selling banners. We're not actually selling flags. Don't put this on a pole. Hang it

from the side of your castle. Do not. You can only hang it from the top of the TD Garden like it's a Larry Bird's number. Huh. 45 degree? Yeah. Oh, the pole is 45. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Who's got a wonky flag?

I don't know when I should get into this list thing. Let's get into the... Before we do that, though, I want to find out what Eric and Nick have been up to for the last day. That's a great question. I had Face Jam, so Face Jam. Nick also had Face Jam. That's all you did today? I mean, I had other meetings

and stuff, but it was huh yeah face jam decent all right sweet oh nick's sick oh yeah next baby baby baby baby i uh i did something today what did you do was it tooth related uh no no well i did tell them that about i had a day today was a roller coaster of pain and I had a real I think you really want to hear we were doing pleasantries earlier I hit a I hit a I hit a low point today at about two

in the afternoon where I wanted to knock my tooth out with an ice skate like in Castaway but I fucking fought through it and then I was fine after that for a little while. It just like it came in waves. It just decided to be particularly painful for about a half hour.

I went to the store today now that I can leave the house again. And I bought a new bicycle. What? Yeah. Just like a normal bike or. No, dude. I bought a new e-bike. Okay. Another exploding battery bike

no this one it's not gonna explode i spent i spent enough money that it will never explode and uh it was a ridiculous i spent like refrigerator money on this thing and uh and i don't get it till may till end of may because of supply chain issues but when i do get it yeah uh sorry smell smell no i bought a from a company called trek uh and uh i uh yeah but it's got like 140 mile range on it and they swear to me it'll never break down so i don't know if they can make that guarantee I said fuck it at 36 what 46 years old I deserve it especially all the hell that I've been going through with my other I've been going through

so much hell on my other e-bike I lost 10 years of my life somehow for a minute there at 46 years old I deserve to splurge a little bit most dudes buy like motorcycles or RVs or convertibles of this age. I spent convertible money on a bicycle.

So what makes this bike so much better than the last one you had? Well... Outside of the fact it won't explode, apparently. It's got a Bosch engine in it that's way more powerful and way sturdier than the one I have. It's the battery uh capacity is

six times as large uh it's carbon fiber so it's lighter than my bike and it's got a like these top of the line shimono brakes and uh really really nice gear system it's uh it's like top everything top of the line so top of of the line that I can't have it for like five months. Are you excited? Yeah, someday. I hope I still want it in five months.

Well, I think you will because it's your gateway to happiness. It's going to be my gateway to happiness. Yeah. So I just have to suffer through the other one.

I can't wait to hear about the first trip. Same, same. Something is going to... Go ahead. You go ahead. How about that? No, I was just going to say

that was that was weirdly argumentative. That was strangely like, you know what? Those doing like polite, but with confidence. Yeah. No, it didn't come across as confidence. It came across as aggression. It didn't come across as polite either. I've lost all my

fluff. I don't even remember what I was going to ask now. I was so taken aback by your... No, you go ahead. It was authoritative. That's what that was. You go. Because I don't remember.

I genuinely don't remember what I was going to ask. I genuinely don't remember what I was going to say. Boy, did we face ourselves today. Oh, no. What was I going to say? Oh, delirious. Is this about the bike, probably? I think I was going to ask. Yeah, probably. First trip.

I remembered. Did we ever talk about Jeff's real bike that he got one time when I still lived with him? I don't think so. He went out and got a new bike. And he brought it back and he was like, yeah, he was telling me about his bike. He's like, oh, nice new bike, shiny.

And I was like, I was like, huh, a bit on the nose with the color scheme, black and green, right? Achievement Hunter. And Jeff just Jeff was like, and he just stared at it and was just like, oh, shit. And Jeff was like, oh, and he just stared. It was just like, oh, shit.

And that was the last time I rode that bike. After a few years, I gave it away. It's like an 800-tola achievement on a bike, basically. After I saw it, I could never get on it again. It was so goddamn offensively on the nose. I looked like I was driving a billboard for my fucking website around.

Took about a thousand yards to get straight on the bike. That was a nice bike, too. What color is this bike that you just bought? You know? You didn't do it again, did you? It's green with black accents.

No, no, no. It's like a gunmetal, like a carbon fiber color. It's kind of like a grayish. Oh, that sounds cool. Yeah, it's nice. I think gunmetal might be on my list. That's a thing. That is a thing. So we shot the shit for we can keep shooting i think it's okay to keep shooting you're not still adding to it are you uh i i may have uh i may have added uh what did i add you said jeff I got to scroll for a minute you said Jeff said Bosch Jeff said Bosch

and that's the that's the name of a tv show on Amazon that's the thing I forgot about that put on the list without the c uh yeah well I'm just smelling the name of the show it just made me hearing Bosch made me think of but you could also put in Bosch, like the company. I don't. Oh, yeah, I guess I could. I just thought of the show. Thanks, Gavin. Add to the list. That's my new bike someday. Oh, damn. Pretty, huh?

Yeah. So. So. So, yeah, we've we've we've gone through what we've been doing. Andrew, how was your last 14 hours? Yeah, because you couldn't you didn't sleep last night because you were scared. You were going to you were going to oversleep. Yeah, because you couldn't, you didn't sleep last night because you were scared you were going to oversleep. Yeah, and miss the morning podcast.

So you've just been up for like 400 hours. So I'm going to, I'm just going to, I'm going to copy and paste this. Unfortunately, what I use, the numbers do not come with the document. I'd have to like export the document, I think. But I thought you used a Google Doc. We can see numbers no no i

didn't end up using a google doc and i went i did something else why i use eric's already bad because i could i okay this is why when i hit enter on this one it goes to the next number automatically it already writes it that's what you figured that'd be that's what i want and that's i figured would be a big time saver. So that's why I did it on this. And not the Google doc. I don't think. That's what Google doc can do.

It's just a list. You just start a list. Well, wait, wait a second. How do I, let me go back to it. Let me go back to the one I made earlier.

Titled spreadsheet. He's going to delete it. No, I'm not going to delete it. So I've Vin Diesel, chimpanzee, spelled with a J. Let's try this.

What's the thing? Somebody name a thing. Banana. Banana. Okay. Well, spelt with a J. Let's try this. What's a thing? Somebody name a thing. Banana. Banana. Okay, well, my computer has to load. Oh, my God. Okay, here we go. B-A-N-A-N-A.

Eric and Nick are going at it in the chat with things. We've seen dog, rat, mouse, cat, sunglasses. Okay. Okay, this was, listen, that's my mistake. That is my mistake. i didn't know the spreadsheet worked that way oh my we told you it was no you told me in the blitz you told me when i was blitz and i was caught off guard eric did did you tell him 100 said what to do what to click yeah how to do it and what the expectation was. Well, it was very early for me.

Eric was also like, let's be very clear. I remember that part. I'm going to over-explain this so there's no confusion. Because it's not over-explaining on this fucking show. It's explaining the regulation amount. What if I screenshot this? Copy and paste it, and it will insert new numbers for you, maybe. Okay.

How would I do that? What do you mean? Copy. Yeah, I understand. Copy and paste what to where? To the... I don't think it would make new numbers. I think it would just be one giant thing if I moved to the spreadsheet.

We're just going to copy and paste. We're going to start here. We'll we'll do my first 40 you can tell me what you think tell me what you think of this first 40 40 out of 12 uh 20 20 000 so we're going to do 20 000 in increments of 40 so here we go this is 40 oh this is the first 40 okay we started we started with vin diesel these are as you should vin diesel i felt like i did pretty good with vin diesel movies i felt like i stretched vin diesel pretty far vin diesel triple x knock around guys saving private ryan triple x2 you went back to triple x i like it after two movies dude back in triple x he's just going in order. I think he fucking did MTV Movie Awards.

That's a Vin Diesel thing. Vin Diesel's connected to the agency. Aegis Wing. You're doing video games, too? Did he voice act? So this is what happened. This is as soon as we stopped. You can't just paste his IMDb.

No, I didn't. I wrote everything. All of the Vin Diesel's from memory. Wow, I'm impressed. All Vin Dieselels from memory wow i'm all vin diesel things from memory so you remembered something called three on three freestyle from memory no listen this is what happened we're gonna get there so i remembered up until fast and furious because there's two of us right uh okay so there's a bunch of them but i couldn't remember the subtitle for the video game so i went into i own it though so i opened up my games library and all of the next like 700

are all the games in my digital games library for xbox that's what these all are 303 freestyle 6180 in the moon nine monkeys of shallow and freshly frosted prototype age of swing agatha christie the abc murders because i i figured i'm not googling i'm not breaking that rule and it's i didn't think that it was any different than me like going into a library and looking at titles age of booty is actually a good game eric it's a it's a top-down pirate game it was uh it was actually developed yeah that's pretty popular yeah uh so the next the next I would how do I hmm what was that 45 well I don't know because there's no numbers on it where do we at Alan wakes American nightmare so you need 19,000 let's go let's see if we could go because there's a 60 to go there's a limit on discord for

how many characters you could put in a message. If only we had a live document we could all look at, if only. If only we'd set the expectation clearly. Let's put 100. Bam! There we go. Now we're at 100. It's just all of your games.

This is 100, right here. Okay. You got Beyond Good and Evil. You got Bioshock. We're at B. We've gone from A to Borderlands. And then you've got Back 4 Blood, Banjo-Kazooie, Nuts and Bolts in the same line. Astroneer, Captain Spirit. Wait, wait. What's Banjo-Kazooie?

What's Najotooie? Give me a second. Okay, well, listen. There's some imperfections in this list. There's some spelling errors is this supposed to be banjo tooey uh where is it uh yeah yeah it is it looks like naho tooey oh so now we've gone to the next hundred this is a hundred more games now eric's wants out there's a game called county it's a great game it's reverse it's like reverse katamari yeah it's

a great game uh no this is jack's gonna love this he's gonna think it's great i can't wait to see jack's view of this list so at this point demon souls no i never i don't well that's a playstation right or was that on xbox are you exclusive xbox here i was just yeah mainly xbox uh so at this point this is where we encountered an issue this is when i fell asleep at my desk this was this is a great fall in the list i i may have greatly overestimated the time the time it takes to both write things as well as doing it on no sleep so this is the list the list doesn't stop there we still got where do you how many things do you think i named out of 20 000 how many at any point were you just sat there thinking of things though yes okay absolutely i don't think you made it to a thousand i think you

named 640 things well here's another 100 so we're at 300 at this point just ignoring nick and eric nhl 16 nhl 17L 18. Final Fantasy 1 through 13. But here's the thing, right? You may only own NHL 16 through 21, but there were surely NHL games way before that that you could have just put in. Yeah, so there were times where I knew there were more. That happens a lot, but I couldn't remember their names

and I didn't want to Google it. I felt that was against the competition. I like the beginning of this part. So I only put once. You've got Doom, and then next to it, you've got Doom. Because that's the reboot of Doom. No, I didn't include the movie because I'm a fucking idiot. That's the reboot of Doom was called Doom.

But we talked about this, Andrew. Yeah, we did. You have to have a bracket. You have to have parentheses explaining the difference Otherwise you could have just written doom doom doom as three different things Well, I figured we clarified in this moment and that we were all good it didn't know the bracket I didn't have a lot of time. I figured here's another hundred One through thirteen I can tell that he wrote that you know

I think there will be people who go oh I think he just copied and pasted this look at just cause just cause just cause to just cause so let let me let me analyze let me analyze just that's a game pass game very meditative okay we still have to get you to no matter how many you did you still have to read it out loud so we can release it i know the just cause happened that was a fuck you to all the people that think i made up the not knowing the shift key and the caps locks thing that That is the exact issue I've talked about where I mishit when it was supposed

to be up and when it was supposed to be down. Kingdom for Calflings. I forgot about that game. Let's throw another hundred in here. Well, that's a lot of Mega Man. That's a lot of Mega Man. Solid love Mortal Kombat.

Oh, God. NBA. 2K11 through 16. In 2016, you switched from NBA to NHL games. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh this is amazing what else you got what else you got okay we're moving in we're moving into 600 i'm sorry this is taking i thought it would be the numbers would copy and paste with this it does not we're going in another hundred at a time 100 more things that i named that are things uh nhl02 to nhl20 what was the other one again was it no nhl what was the uh that are things. NHL 0-2 to NHL 20.

What was the other one again? Was it not NHL? What was the... Oh, did I double down on NHL? Oh, Andrew, you did. Yeah. NHL 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21. Okay, well,

so we could subtract. We got a minus five. We're taking out a doom in five NHL games. No, no, the doom is fine because they're different things. You've got overcooked in there twice. Where's overcooked? It's the sh is fine because they're different. You've got overcooked in there twice.

Where's Overcooked? It's the chance list of the world. Look at Overcooked. I think you meant Overcooked 2, but you didn't put 2. I did.

I did. I forgot the two on Overcooked 2. Strike one of those. No, we don't need to strike it. It's just clarified. We got minus five right now.

Can somebody just remember? When Andrew has to read this list and we release it, it somebody just remember? When Andrew has to read this list and we release it, it's just going to be Andrew saying names of video games only. I didn't even think that he could get, he could probably get close to 20,000

in his own video game collection. No, I went through my entire video game collection. We're coming up on the end of the video games. Drop another 100 in here for you. We got some more coming at you. Some more hot games. Sniper Elite through four. Solitaire, classic game.

Who doesn't love Solitaire? Oh, Ruby Grimm Eclipse. Thanks, man. Yeah, of course. Great game. Saints Recaptor of Hell. Is that a separate game? Yeah, it is. It was a DLCc side game i thought it was just dlc it had its own icon so i'm assuming it's its own dlc is a thing that's a good point we're not listing games here

we're listing things yeah okay so we're almost wow i had more games so we got like a hundred more games and then we've gone out of game territory. I'm really excited to get to just the things you're thinking of. So that's where it becomes a difficulty, because I fell asleep. I passed out. How long were you asleep for? About five hours.

At your desk? I fell asleep at my desk for five hours. Like head on the desk? Like head on the desk for five hours I woke up I used the bathroom We had such different days Like you finished the test early And the teacher told you to put your head on your desk

And be quiet So I was cruising and I thought You know what I just I shut down I just shut down I don't even remember falling asleep Five hours But I woke up five hours later, got a drink, used the bathroom, fell back asleep for three more hours.

It really ate into my clock. Okay, so that's five hours plus three hours. Eight hours. What was the total? Twelve or thirteen. I think it was like fourteen hours. So we're subtracting 8

from 14 so we're almost done with the games do the next 100 okay so now we have left the games officially at this next 100 we can really analyze you can tell me what you think where you go where my brain went you can see some of these have connections

some of them do not so we wrap up the games and the very first thing is vancouver child kicker nice three things yeah because it's i have the koozie on my desk yeah it's done kaiser soze moment i like that you've gone from games to you can't pluck anything out of your brain. You're already staring around the room for inspiration. Barbecue sauce, ketchup, mustard, ranch, mayo. Disney Channel. Disney Parks.

Disney Company. Those are all separate things. Packages. Flags. Oh, you should have put banners. Ranked Games. Shibata Bread. Johnny Bravo.

How do you make these leaps? Dexter Lab. Scooby-Doo, Teen Titan, oh my god, Doug, video games, board games, Pass, Rainbow, Orange, Plum, Great, Ban bananas, Luke Skywalker. Liam Neeson. Michael Fassbender. Troy Aikman. This is like, you get inspiration in a new direction. You'll be like, oh, fruit. You'll do like three fruit and then move on to something completely different. So scatterbrained.

I love it. So this is what happened with Liam Neeson. I wasn't confident I would know how to spell Qui-Gon Jinn this is what happened with Liam Neeson. I wasn't confident I would know how to spell Qui-Gon Jinn, so I just went Liam Neeson. Didn't trust it. Oh, you had a run of Kennys. I did have a run of Kennys. Kenny Rogers, Kenny Loggins, Kenny Powers, Kenny Hotts, Kenny from South Park, Kung Fu Kenny.

Great Kenny. Did you rush our reference? Bring it back to Jackie Chan. Now we'll do the next hundred. Once again, none of these are video games. Yeah, is that Rumors the Album

or Rumors the Thing? Rumors the Album. We'll say the Al okay we wrote the album so this is this is the last this is the last of the list this is the end of your list this is the end you suck that's so bad you went back to video games for a while. Bruce Lee. Characters. Kirby. Not games. Bayonetta. Bayonetta 2. Bayonetta 3.

Those are characters? Those are games, dude. Those are games. You went from Sky Fox Online remastered to Chris Pratt. Seeking the Super Mario movie. Oh. Keegan-Michael Key. Jack Black. These are all voice actors on the Mario movie. Oh. Keegan-Michael Key. Jack Black.

These are all voice actors on the Mario movie. Taylor Joy. Garlic bread. Then garlic bread in the middle. Indiana. Filet-O-Fish. Paprika. Indiana.

You could have just done all the states. That's a free 50. I love this part. Rosemary, thyme, cherries, Nelly. I like this part. Rosemary, thyme, cherries, Nelly. Jaw rule, we just filming. Can I ask how you

got devil, satanic symbols Tristan Thompson? What? Cute from James Bond. Tristan Thompson, I was thinking about the trade deadline on Thursday Is this traded? Gerbil's a thing

Gerbil's definitely a thing So I may have I may have had some burger confidence in this I may have greatly overestimated I may have fell asleep at my desk Eating up most of my time My grand total You still had

but basically if you subtract eight hours from your time you had to you went from having to do 29 a minute to 55 a minute but you're not that fast you still had i feel like you still wasted all of the hours that you were awake what do you mean i wasted i i what do you mean i thought the video game library idea was a great plan yeah but almost took me two thousand what no when you leave the video game library that's where it becomes a problem because i can't remember did i talk about john hughes previously did i talk about satanism did i talk about tristan thompson it becomes difficult but this is my commitment because I lost this by a lot. I was just 19,000 shy.

I'm going to keep up with this list of things. I will name 20,000 things and we'll just see how long it takes. So how many is on this list? 1,009. That's not subtracting the five nhl duplicates so a thousand four i was just i was just a slight 19 000 short yeah you've written gun the video game and then you've written a gun yeah you know macho man and randy savage as two different things different things yeah one's the character one's's the human, I'm guessing.

I like that you wrote Al Horford and then Brick. I don't know if that's a dig at Al Horford. No, it wasn't. I just immediately thought of the movie Brick. Okay. And then the song Brick. So if you had a progress bar of what you tried to achieve today and what you

actually did, it would be at 5%. Yeah. Well, you know, it takes this is, as we said going in, we didn't know how difficult this would be. This is very difficult. I'm happy with the list I have. I'm going to continue to build off this list. I will do

20,000 things and we'll just see how it goes. Well, I'm not even going to set a timeline. That'd be dumb of me to declare when this list. I will do 20,000 things and we'll just see how it goes. I think, well, I'm not even going to set a timeline. That'd be dumb of me to declare when this will be done. But I am going to be

actively working on this list and I'll let you guys know when I have 20,000 things. And then I'll read it out or am I reading out the thousand? I think it'd be funny to have like a six hour. You're going to read out

20,000 things, yeah. Okay. Yeah, now's your opportunity to transfer it to the Google Doc and continue in there. And in the meantime, I'll just turn my printer off. I think we should still print it. I don't think you have to print it, but we should print it.

I just am curious how many, like, 20,000. Can you just not print it during a record? Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, just making sure. Yeah. No, I've learned my lesson. I learned my lesson from the law. It won's very one-sided battle wherever you're going you better believe american express will be right there with you heading for adventure we'll help you breeze through security meeting friends a world away You can use your travel credit.

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Terms apply. So that was my day. I fell asleep at my desk, and then I wrote this list. The fact that I only had five duplicates, I feel like I should get a little bit of credit. That we noticed. Yeah, that we noticed.

I feel like you guys are pretty thorough in your breakdown of this list. What do you think Jack will think any of this means? Yeah, I don't know what Jack's think any of this means yeah i don't know what jack's gonna do with this i don't know i felt like i was in the pitch meeting for we didn't start the fire which i should have put on this list and you could have just gone down that list i could well i don't well the maryland monroe is of that. But I didn't put anything else. So Marilyn Monroe is somewhere on this list.

So that was my day. I'm honestly... So you slept all day. Well, no. Part of the day. And then I wrote this list. You did a lot more sleeping than list writing. He named a thousand things. He's supposed to get to 20,000.

He went, that's my day. And you just went, so you slept all day. He didn't do shit. He just slept for eight hours. I'm not gonna blame anybody. What did you blame? Hear me out.

Hear me out. Started very early in the morning. Started very early on these recordings. The bookend was very early for me. I think with a lack of a normal sleep schedule i think you're seeing at least five to six times the amount of things on that list do you remember when he started the day saying that he felt sharp he was like a sharpened knife he was ready and

then slept for eight hours do you remember do you remember by the end of the episode I was yawning and saying I was a dull blade? I was clear. I didn't... He lost steam. We lost some steam. So if you had done five to six times better, that would have put you in the 25 to 30% range. Yeah. You know, I honestly, I just don't have the ability to type that fast.

He wasted half of the hours he was awake poorly transcribing video games from one place to the other. How was the experience? Was it as miserable as I hope it was? Yeah, it was not good. There was no joy in the transcription of any of that, and it's just going to get worse. Yeah.

You're 5% of the way through through and you're out of video games well i'm out of games i own i could go into a best buy and really shake things up just think of different things it's all in your brain you have all the information i'm gonna get there i'm gonna get there i definitely am gonna get there it's just it didn't happen today early recording really it really took a lot oh nick's got a good question did you add mcdonald's when you did because that was the meal you had at that moment that is factually correct that is that is absolutely right did you go for hotcakes fucking nailed it nick no but i thought of the hack i had a nice 10 piece value chicken nugget meal oh did you put hot cakes and hack on your list

i definitely put hot cakes okay i don't know if i put hack all this laughing is making my fucking mouth hurt oh god damn goddamn. I'm excited. I don't know. One day out of the blue, I'm just going to be like, well, because I've started this journey and I'm going to get to 20,000 things. And one day I'll be like, hey, I did. I finally did the thing. But the impressive thing would have been to have done it in a day.

That was the thing you were bragging about. Well, I wasn't named 20,000 things between now and the end of their life. Yeah. You're going to name one thing for 20,000 days and then give us a list. I'm not going for impressive I'm just how long it actually took me I Was incorrect in stating I could easily do it Well once again a day in which I didn't sleep most of I would have done a lot more damage to this list I didn't sleep most of. I would have done a lot more damage to this list.

By five or six times is what you said. Yes, by five or six times. You would have been at 6,000 had you not spent the morning in a tub and the afternoon face down on your desk. Yes. Yes. Yes, I do. Okay.

I think I could have hit 5,000. 20,000 was never going to happen. Well, why don't we just, why don't you just do 5,000 tomorrow, then? No, I'm doing the... We're doing the break shit tomorrow. Oh, yeah. For an hour and a half.

That's like a third of your nap time. That's... No, but I get... I get so stressed doing anything live, I'm gonna be fucking sleepy as soon as we're done with that. It takes... I get nervous.

I get nervous doing the break shit. Well, how? You don't have to do anything. You're done with that. I get nervous. I get nervous doing the break shit. How? You don't have to do anything. You're just a voice. No, but I'm trying to add. I don't want to feel like you don't. I don't want to just be dead weight. I appreciate that.

That's true. And it's a live performance. I'm trying to be invested in it. And it's because it's the only live thing I do. I find it stressful. And it's a lot better the only live thing I do. I find it stressful. Yeah. And it's a lot better than it was when I started, but I typically find I'm drained earlier than I normally would on a standard regulation day. Yeah, that's totally fair.

That's totally fair. I won't criticize that. Friday, on the other hand, I don't think we have anything for the show on Friday. We're doing one on Thursday. Friday. I don't know. Okay. We'll see.

I'm not committing to this right now. It's been a day. I'm not going to talk about it on Thursday. 5, day. What the fuck are we going to talk about on Thursday? 5,000 things to my list. When is this going to come out? Are we recording next week? I'm down. Well, I think Gavin's gone,

but I thought we talked earlier about recording next week. Yeah, we talked about it last time, but yeah, we'll talk about it after. I just assumed you were gone. Like the whole point of us doing three this week is that you're going to be gone starting next week. When we're done with this one, where does... Oh, this one comes out the 8th.

And I'll be back... When am I back? You can fill time while I look. No, I'm good. Didn't you just say we'll talk about this after? Yeah, let's talk about it after. What do you mean? Do you really think we're going to stick around to hang out with you after?

No offense. I love you. You're the best friend I've ever had. But I have no desire to spend one second with you past the moment we stop recording. It is going to be fucking midnight 30. And I'm already three hours past my bedtime now we'll be done at midnight

I'm gonna be kind of annoyed if we record again next week on my fucking mouth I'll just say it I'll just say it I'm open to it why don't you just pull your tooth out Jeff dude no we're good after that this is the last one we need. I thought we were recording one on Thursday.

This Thursday. Because we were doing three this week. Our normal one. Yeah, we don't need it though. Oh, so we're done? Well, wait. No. Okay. Why are we doing this? That's what I want to talk to you about. The one we didn't need. What are you talking about? The one we didn't need is this one.

What are you talking about? What are you saying? What are you talking about? The one we didn't need is this one. What are you talking about? What are you saying? What are you saying? People are changing dates on me all the time. And I'm trying to make sure that that happens is that we don't have a missing slot. So we're being extra careful. But today, what was confirmed to me is that i will in fact be back and uh we don't need so we don't when was it when was it confirmed to you uh in an email about three

o'clock you never thought to mention it you never it never considered well you never had to be fair you were asleep i don't care that doesn't matter you fucking i love you you fucking idiot you post in the select channel at 9 p.m this is a dumb idea you could have said all day we don't need to do it yeah i can but here's the thing here's the thing i probably can't do thursday okay well that changes it that's that's that. You should open with that. You should have let in that Thursday was dead. That should have been the first part

of all of this and then talking about the rest of it. Talk about burying the lead. In the grand scheme of things, this was the dumb one. It's just worked out. So you can't record on Thursday?

It's unlikely. You motherfucker. Why? What are you doing to me on Thursday? It's going to record the podcast. That's what we do to me on thursday it's gonna record the podcast that's uh it's what we do every thursday nah it's fine uh i don't suppose you're probably not going to the break show tomorrow either right i don't think you're ever planning on that no i was never doing that one yeah that's cool unfortunately thank god i i'm rattled right now i can do

thursday if it's like 9pm, but we don't want to do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I've already deleted it. It's gone. It's off the calendar. It's gone. So we're not doing next Thursday or we are?

We're not. No, we're not doing next Thursday. We're not doing this Thursday. No, we are doing next Thursday. We're not doing this Thursday. No, I think next Thursday is dead too. Gavin? This is the last one we need. Then we're through. Yeah.

He's gone. He's gone as of this week. How am I the only one that got this? I never get anything. I would like to go back to the bit where I said, let's just talk about this. No, I want this on the podcast because somehow

I don't come across as the dumbest one here in this recording. Somehow you have taken that mantle. This is insane. So we're done after this. We're not, I'm not going to see, you're going to be a different human being the next time we record. It's going to be a month.

My album is over. Oh, we can do another one. It's just we don't need it. This will cover us. This will cover my absence. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We can play Halo. It's just we don't need it. This will cover us. This will cover my absence. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We can play Halo.

It's too late. I'd love to play Halo. What if you get quarantined or something? Maybe we should have an extra one in the bag. Yeah. If you want. I don't know. That's up to the producer.

Hey, guys, let's talk about it after. Oh, my mouth. Eric, why don't I just Slack you all of my... Because this is actually... It's annoying for you. It's very annoying for me, the way my days change on me. So I'll just keep you up to date on Slack outside of content. Because I assume...

All right, it's annoying for you. It's annoying for me. It's got to be the most annoying for the audience to have to listen to this shite. So I'll just keep you informed in slack i think there are so many people that love it but yes please keep me informed on slack that's all i need but again we can talk about this app okay i'm so excited to go to bed i'm so excited it's gonna be so comfy are we so warm how oh you're not gonna be able to go to sleep you're gonna be seeing through your eyelids again yeah how long do you think it's gonna take you to fall asleep

oh i'm gonna be amped for at least an hour afterwards yeah you're gonna gonna be going through my fucking list double checking making sure going through the errors well if you're gonna be all amped up for another hour let's just do another podcast. No. No, we're not. It's a terrible idea. Andrew, how long is it going to take you to fall asleep? Oh, I'm going to be up until 5 a.m. now. My sleep schedule is fucked.

It's so bad today. I imagine either that or you will fall asleep on your microphone. If I could get into the channel for the Break Shit stream, I'd be there for pleasantries as soon as we're done. I'd just be waiting. Did you have live feed of an empty studio? Did you have QWERTY written backwards on your forehead when you woke up? Have you ever had keys on your keyboard stop working uh yes of course how did you solve that got a new keyboard yeah that is smart i had a laptop that i think the y and the t didn't work and so whenever i wanted to use those letters i'd have to copy and paste from a news story and put it in and i thought i don't

use these letters all that you use them a lot you don't realize how often you use certain letters until you have to copy and paste them anytime you want to put a message in yeah it's almost like i was playing wordle in advance like i was trying to find alternate words for what i was trying to say during that time it's an interesting challenge challenge. I lost, this was back when I was on MSN Messenger back in the day. I lost G on my keyboard and I had to tell my friends that I would be using nine instead of G. And I actually got pretty good at just going to nine

subconsciously. And then when I got a new keyboard, I kept doing it. It was pretty annoying. I had to sort of unlearn that. Why nine? It looks like a G. Does it? Yeah, lowercase G.

Better than like a seven or something. I would not say, if I saw the G in a nine at a barbecue, I wouldn't assume they were related. I'm not saying it is a G. It's a nine. It's just, you can read it as a G if you want. Hmm. Well, what do you, at that point, couldn't,

I guess, I guess I see what you're saying. Like a two would be weird. Hmm. Well, what do you... At that point, couldn't... Oh, I guess. I guess I see what you're saying. Like a two would be weird. Would it? Two-aven? Navin. I don't see how Navin is different. It looks like a G, man!

It doesn't really, though. It does! I just did a G and a nine. No, I just did... That does not look like Gavin. You cannot tell me that looks like Gavin. There enough? No, it just did that does not look like Gavin you cannot tell me that looks like Gavin There enough no it doesn't and your whole argument of if you decide It's a G can be applied to literally anything if we just decide anything is a G

You say nine is similar is more similar to another letter dude come on look at that It's open loop G. That's a nine that one you know what i'm not gonna argue that one that one did you forget how to write a g well no i'm i mean i'm looking at the g it's just the nine is different yeah seeing it up close yeah the discord g is a closed loop g it's a weird g that's that's where it went wrong for me. I feel like you don't, you shouldn't come too hard at the two guys that have the first letter of their name as the G.

Yeah, we know G pretty well. We know our way around the G. And we're both Gemini. That's true. It's fucking G squared up here. We're both 9M-ini. Why did you do that while I was drinking? How's Henry doing? He's asleep.

We want a Henry update because typically we get... He's missing this one too. We're missing... We're over to you for Henry. It's before his awake time and after his bedtime today. He already has his diaper on, and when he puts his diaper on he loses his bones and then he becomes a floppy thing and he uh he just sprawls out and so he uh

he's he doesn't have any bones right now huh i'm trying to think go for it well what well it's tough i'm just i'm trying to think it's tough can just be the end of the sentence but gavin with a nine so you would you ever would you come with the same conclusion jeff the nine yeah if i had to substitute a g i would pick a nine or a six what about an a i feel left out like i might do this six you went with the six six yeah like that looks six like a four six it looks thank you more like an uppercase g than a nine looks like a g yeah i should have done six look i was probably 12 yeah four is a great one for a yeah that's a great alternative great a alternative have you been looking for an alternative A in your life,

let me suggest you the fourth. Why did we do this? I don't know. What are we talking about? You asked if you ever lost a key on your keyboard. No, I meant this show in general. This is a terrible idea. Why?

Let's never do this again. 92 episodes and you're asking why we did this show in general? No, just this specific episode, not this show in general. There's exciting things happening with the show in general. We're doing animated stuff. I don't know if I should talk about that yet. Yeah, go for it. We're starting to do an animated version of this, I guess. I watched you pick your head today.

It was a good head. Wow. It was a good head. I like the head. When Gavin comes back from his trip, we'll start our new show Does It Do? as well, I believe. We'll get that for you. Do we have that

scheduled in? Yes, talk to the producer. He said yes. I just found out when you were going, so no. Alright. I deserve that. Could we ask the audience maybe for like what would be great segments from the podcast to animate?

Like what would convert? That's a great idea. I think that. I'm trying to think of things. If you make the, if there's a topic on the subreddit, there's a face subreddit, then I would say probably make a post there and then have people link with like times and go, oh, I love this part. That probably really helps.

That is a great idea. I think the child kick is the ultimate one to do. That's a pretty good one. That is one to eventually do. Go now. How are you going to animate? That's an entire film. That's a feature.

Yeah. Talking about not feeling like you're contributing to an episode, I don't think... I'd love to know the word count for Gavin and I in the Go Now episode. It has to be under 25 for both of us. That's a masterclass in storytelling. It was just such a good story. Yeah, it's I think the greatest story I will ever hear.

Well, I'm never telling it again, so I'm glad I got it. Both in the content and the delivery of it. You did great. Riding the donkey story. Oh, when I rode the horse down the mountain. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, when I rode the horse down the mountain? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Jeff bike brake.

Yeah. It would be interesting to take me choking, the choking noises I've made throughout this show, and just without context, have people try to draw what they think happened or where that came from. Should we play a game next week called Guess the Choke and you play one from each event

and we have to guess what was in your mouth? I love that idea. Do we care about copyright strikes on our YouTube channel? I was thinking about the Jurassic Park thing that Gavin made the other day. Well, we don't monetize it. Well, put it on Instagram.

Okay, that works. We'll start like six months ago at this point. Gavin made the other day. Well, we don't monetize. Well, put it on Instagram. Yeah. Okay. That works. That was like six months ago at this point. It was. Yeah. It just randomly popped in my head when I was thinking of things. That was the thing that six months is nothing.

It took us a year to make a fucking porta potty mug. That's true. Where are we at on the Gruntubes? That is true. I don't know. Eric, do you know where we are in the Gruntubes? I remember back to the drawing board for a while. No, I don't. I don't have an Eric, do you know where we are in the Gruntubes? I remember back to the drawing board for a while. No, I don't.

I don't have an update for that right now. I can find out tomorrow and let you guys know. Yeah, I guess it's probably too late to find out right now. Yeah, it's almost tomorrow, so just give me a little bit of time. Give you another 10 minutes? Yeah. It'll be tomorrow. I have a...

Is there anything that you need to do that you've been putting off? You just keep forgetting about? I need to get my fucking tooth drilled. You're not forgetting about that. You almost bought a fucking ice skate and knocked it out yourself earlier today. That's frequent in your mind. What about you, Gavin? When's the last time you were like, oh, fuck, that is a thing I need to do?

Or do you have one, Jeff? I had one today that is ridiculous. What is yours? I have a bed frame snow on my patio. It's been there for like 20 days at this point. Whenever I swap beds, it's when I put it out there. And that's your balcony? Or is it on the ground?

Yeah, it's like, no, it's on my balcony. It's just taking up my balcony space, and I need to get rid of it, but I keep forgetting it exists. Throw it off your balcony. Isn't it covered in snow? I don't know the condition of it. We just had, people just moved in to the unit next to me,

which has been vacant for a long time. And I had a funny panic moment last night where I could hear talking and I couldn't figure out if it was coming from the people in the unit next door or if it was outside, because sometimes you can hear fighting and arguments going on outside my window so I was like oh I'm gonna check this out even though I was curious is it people next door is it outside I never process what if it is people next door I opened my door and immediately saw the outline of people and panicked and shut the door immediately I never considered and I just I

wondered what they're from their perspective what that must have been like to shut the door immediately. I never considered. And I just, I wondered what their, from their perspective, what that must have been like to hear the door open and immediately slam shut again. And I assume you weren't wearing pants. Oh no, absolutely not. I was in my underwear. I was just getting ready. I was expecting to hear a fight.

I have a question about your bed out there. Okay. Does it block your view of women pissing in the alley? Oh, that's... Well, first of all, I'm not looking for that. Second of all... You're not not looking.

No, I'm not. I'm actively not. That was... That was an unfortunate thing that I witnessed. But no, it's not. I could... You know what? Here, I'll take a photo of it right now oh by all means please hell yeah i uh i'm not mad at you for this but uh i'm not happy with you gavin for this episode yeah i'm so fucking tired i've done the last like eight minutes with my

eyes closed i just can't keep my eyes open. It just sounded so funny at the time. It's like when you guys got those idiots on a night out like trying to make plans with you the next day. Like, ah, I have brunch tomorrow. It's like, you're gonna be asleep. You're an idiot. You're stupid.

Why bother making... I don't know. It's the same thing. It's like, why did we even agree? Someone should have just said no. No, because that's not facey. I know. We just, we did the face thing.

Trapped ourselves. Trapped ourselves with a name. I'll be honest, I enjoyed this episode, even though it was massively detrimental to my entire week. Next to going to sleep next to my girlfriend for the first time in two weeks, I can't think of anything I rather would have done tonight other than that. So that's my balcony oh it's just like the frame just the frame so you could throw another bed out there and have an

outside sleeping i've thought about that i think that's kind of a great idea but i don't know what to buy for that a mattress why do you have what looks like the top of like a police car siren on the oh is it a candle it's so candle speaking of things i forgot about doing that was from i think the first break shit stream i opened up the waffle air freshener that we sell and it smelled so bad i decided to just throw it in a candle to get to burn it and then i ran outside because it started smoking everywhere and i i'm above i'm right below a smoke alarm so that candles been there as well it hasn't been

since I ran outside and I put you're just slowly building a face museum I bet you the waffle is still I'm gonna should I go check to see if the wall yeah yeah I'm so fucking tired he could

deep construct that frame Nick says yeah but then where's he gonna put the new bed the outside bed does that mean he just had nothing out there yeah well he did until well now he has a candle and a bed frame before that yeah I think it was

it was pretty bare I hope we get to go there one day dude I am very excited to go there I wanna. Dude, I am very excited to go there. I want to fucking hang out. I want to light waffle bomb candles on that deck. Nick and Eric, are you coming to Canada with us when we go? Yeah, we'd love to. We can go crabbing and whatever other ideas.

You got to have someone hold the camera, and Nick's got to run audio, so I mean, it's the only thing that makes sense. No waffle, unfortunately. Oh. Oh. Huh. What happened? Is that the candle you...

No, different candle for the roast of marshmallow. Well, this is terrible. In a great way. We're done. Should we go to bed? Yeah, I think we can stop now. So are we... I've lost my second wind.

Are we recording on Thursday or not? I don't... I'm not trying to do a bit i genuinely no no okay no i've already taken it off the calendar you're not recording the 10th are we recording the 17th david that's where you say yes or no that's what's too often oh my god well there you go uh you've done it again. You've listened to us torture ourselves and each other. And by proxy, you,

I don't know what time it is where you're listening, but I know what time it is where we're recording and I don't want it to be that time anymore. So we're going to stop and we're all going to go to sleep except for Andrew, who's going to stay up because he doesn't want to sleep past the break show in 18 hours. Like and subscribe. We'll see you next time.

Hey, guys. Minor League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. It's episode 94, and Jeff is back at the dentist. The boys talk about AOL and Stem Messenger. Patton gets a squishy present. Gavin still has handle issues. The guys get knee-deep in ass talk. Which one is a blood sausage?

And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.