Regulation Podcast - The Power is Back // Geoff Was Here 2021 [40]

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff crashes his bike, Gavin gets hit in the head, and we never talk about Raymond Somer. I'm sorry. This is Eric and I wasn't at this one because of Face Jam and I f**kfaced everyone by not getting them in line. I'm really sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of F*** Face. As always, you are here with me, Jeff Ramsey, Gavin Free, and... Well, sir, how would you like me to address you? I'd like you to address me as the guy with the pinwheel still going still got my pinwheel are you not recording yet again oh it's i'm trying okay we're good we're going we're going we're fine we're fine my feet i'm recording i i thought i gave him enough cover time by having that whole conversation about how i thought gavin was in a bad mood just to piss gavin off before make himself yeah jeff and so would be a lot and then like while i'm responding saying no he starts the episode he gave no ability for you to respond or to me to even say there's no way to judge

gavin's pre-show performance because he shows up on time at the time yeah there's very little to go on there's no pre-show with gavin There's plenty of time when Gavin shows up on time that we're dealing with Andrew's technical issues where I can gauge Gavin's mood. I've actually been thinking about moving on time to 01 of the hour just to give Andrew

that extra minute that he's always wasting. I feel like the tech problems are a recent addition and I feel like if you measured them against Jeff's I've had less tech problems than Jeff has had yours are more constant though Jeff had like a construction project but yours is just nothing over and over again yeah mine was always tied to a reason I feel like yours are just I think we're forgetting where you had like 40 different microphones every single week there was a whole we're forgetting where you had like 40 different microphones every single week there was a whole phase where every week you had a different

microphone yeah that's ancient history it is i thought we were gonna have a little pre-show chat today um just because it's been so long it's been well we had the week off and then we had the apocalypse i thought we would have a little bit of chat just you know see what was we just went straight into it all right well here's here's why dude first off let's have the pre-show chat now in the show yeah sure the intro okay after the intro why we'll have our pre here's the way audience we're going to give you a peer behind the veil this is what a typical pre-show chat looks like uh but as we warm up for an episode of F*** Face. Also, a caveat I would say is that I tried to have a pre-show chat with you,

and you were having none of it because you were in a shitty mood. That's not true. I would like to say that technically I was the only one on time today for the first recording session. I was here at 5, and nobody else was. Very disappointed. That brings up one annoying point that we

need to cover. Here's what I feel like we need to do. I'm going to set the pre-show chat aside for a second because Andrew's gone off on a bit of a tangent.

We need to address obviously Andrew's revelation during the downtime. We need to talk about in some fashion the technical problems. need to talk about, in some fashion, the technical problems. He was talking about technical problems.

Austin's technical problems for about eight days there because of snow. I hurt myself real bad. I wouldn't mind talking about that. And maybe we could even mention the Zim zone and what that thing has gone insane. Did not expect that much response that quickly on the Zim Zone and what an that thing has gone insane. Did not expect that much response that quickly on the

Zim Zone. But first off, Gav, how you been, man? I've noticed you've been in a bad mood lately. Is everything okay at home with you and Meg? Andrew, what's up, dude? Hey, I showed up at 5 a.m. because we're incapable of organizing anything properly and Jeff

sent like 20 different is this not what you wanted I could pivot back to you if you want we could do that I was just saying I got away with it so what happened you and Meg broke up or something is that what's going on are you announcing it here why do you keep bringing it back to me

I'm fine the reason I sound low energy is it's very early morning and um it's early morning cold it's noon well early i know it's not actually the morning it's earlier than our usual 3 p.m it is and um my my house hasn't warmed up yet for the day and it was a bit cold in the old bedroom last night. And got a bit of like morning throat from it. Oh, and you're moving a little slow from sleeping cold. Yeah, I got a bask. I'm like a reptile.

Yeah, I understand why you're feeling so shitty now. What you need, I prescribed to you, sir, 20 minutes in your lawn chair in the backyard soaking up sun. That's it. That's what gavin needs to feel better i love that you do you ever see me doing that when i lived with you i used to do that all the time that's why i prescribed it to you because i know that's i i know you you physically like i physically need to ride a bike like five or six times a week i think you

physically need to recharge your batteries in the sun the least get that d yeah you love your d did i tell you why i stopped you remember when remember when we lived in that rental house? I used to do that in the... That wasn't really a backyard, but that was a front. It was a bit awkward because people were walking by all the time, but I would just sit in the front yard, soaking up the sun. Did I ever tell you why I stopped that? No,

I don't think so. I'm convinced of it. Someone threw a tree branch at my head. What? Okay, either a branch snapped out of the tree and landed on my forehead and it really hurt. Correct. Or you threw a tree branch at me from a window

and hid and never admitted to it. Or some member of the public did it. I have no idea, but that was the last time I ever laid out in the sun at that that location why would a member of the public do that um all right full disclosure i have no memory of throwing a tree branch out of the window at you but i can absolutely see myself doing that i thought like i was very confused but i thought it it wasn't you because it was such a big branch i thought that's a little extreme even for jeff i would have i would have thought maybe like a ball of socks or something just to get a reaction i didn't

think you would go for like the drawing blood out of my forehead approach i i probably wouldn't have so maybe it was just a tree branch fell. That's also possible. You interpreted that as someone threw a tree branch at you? Out of all the outcomes you described. Okay, well, where's the nearest tree? Was there a tree close by? Hold on. I'd like to point out that this is coming from the man who, because he spoke to a little boy and the boy didn't respond three times, he was ready to kick his chest in. No, it was really dark out.

I couldn't see anything. It was very creepy, Jeff. Kevin probably couldn't see anything but stars for a few minutes. I just feel like it's a leap to blame the tree last, like of all the suspect. Well, I guess you would honestly, you'd probably be number one on my list, and then I'd move past that.

I'd never guess a random person threw a fucking tree at me. I don't think it was a random person just because of the neighborhood we were in and the area we were in. That seems a little random for that boring-ass neighborhood we were in there, Gav, of old people wearing Birkenstocks and fucking talking to you about somebody else's garden. But I would say there's a 50-50 shot it was me or the tree. I guess you just have to figure out who you pissed off more that day. It just didn't match anything. The branch didn't match the tree that I was near.

In my head, it definitely came from someone's hand. Maybe they just took a dislike to what I was doing. Well, okay, so let's assume this was someone who threw it. Wasn't Jeff. They just have this branch with them? What were their plans with the branch? Was this a calculated move? You did this a lot. Maybe they were waiting. There are a lot of questions about who

just has a branch. Maybe they were trying to start the new viral hate crime. You know how in New York City people were punching people in the back of the head for a while? People would throw eggs out of cars at people walking around downtown. Maybe somebody was trying to do the new

viral hate thing, which is to throw a tree branch at somebody sunning. And it just didn't take off. I thought I was breaking some American custom of some sort. I'd only been in the country for a year. I thought maybe it's rude to do this. It is absolutely not.

It is not rude. We need to talk about the 5 a.m. thing. Well, yeah, are we still, is this still the pre-show chat or are we in the show now? Well, I don't know what the qualify that is. I also don't think it matters at all. Okay.

Well, I'd like to pivot away from the pre-show chat because I don't feel like the 5 a.m. thing slots into that. Okay, that's fair. But I will say I'm going to pivot away from the pre-show chat because I don't feel like the 5 a.m. thing slots into that. Okay, that's fair. But I will say I'm a little confused as to how you got up and showed up for the 5 a.m. recording when it was never supposed to be today. What happened was, what happened was, we were supposed to record every Thursday at 3 p.m. Eric asked if we wanted to do two episodes this week.

I thought we said no, we just wanted to do one. There was all kinds of confusion on my part about whether we said no to two or we said no to back to back. But it seemed to me like y'all wanted to do two. So I was like, fuck it, we'll do two. I know that Andrew and myself were keen on getting to some stuff earlier in the week

just because we missed last week's one. For sure, absolutely. i i totally understand that so then we determined to film uh and eric gave us three possible slots one today at noon right now the only problem there was that eric and nick wouldn't be able to attend and i wasn't a fan of that one that was my least favorite option gavin was not a fan of that one neither was i gavin suggested 5 a.m wednesday which is tomorrow well eric said i said when's the next time we can all be together eric said early on wednesday so it i in my head early is like five in the morning so i just threw out 5 a.m eric said no i was thinking like 10 now so 10 a.m doesn't work for me on wednesday unfortunately so but eric and me on Wednesday unfortunately so but Eric and Nick are both

available so Eric and Nick are available for 10 a.m. on Wednesday or 5 a.m. on Wednesday Gavin's available for all of it Andrew was the one it sounded to me like we were gonna do 5 a.m. Wednesday but then Andrew said he would have to whisper for some reason and so 3 a.m. for Andrew. Yeah, it would be 3 a.m. and I don't live in my own house. Sure, sure, sure. I understand that. If only you could give them that same courtesy when it came to fire alarms. I agree.

However, so somehow it was determined that the least favorite day of everybody, which is right now, is the day that we're recording. But for some reason, Andrew, he wanted to record at 5 a.m. last night? No. Yeah. So he showed up at 5 a.m. today for some reason when it was never a part of the conversation.

This is what you explain that in a way that made sense. There were times flying left and right, different days you could do this. You're like, maybe we'll do it this time. Maybe we won't. I don't know. It was super confusing. I don't know. It was super confusing. I don't trust anybody. So I said, I'm showing up at every suggested time

between now and the last day, which would have been, I guess, Thursday. So I'm covering all my bases. So I showed up. But 5 a.m. yesterday was never discussed. Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know. Jeff refused to reply to the calendar invite

until about when did you say because it was a you put it in as a maybe on the calendar yeah which to me is the most useless that's the exact same as not responding yeah it is yeah it is no it's better than not responding because it's saying yes i am aware i know that a time needs to be i i understand that there's an appointment i'm just not going to tell you whether i'm going or not but at least you know i know as opposed to not responding you think like well maybe he just didn't see the invite no i think i saw the responding it's like i'm probably going to be there i just haven't hit accept maybe it's like there's a solid chance i won't be there there was a solid chance i wasn't going to be here for sure well i need to get into so i did the five and i was the only one here at five because apparently

nobody else even considered it on this day you weren't here at five i was i was in here for 30 minutes at five and i thought well it's 3 a.m what am i gonna wake up at 3 a.m so i stayed up the entire night i didn't go to bed till four i then developed an irrational fear after all of our alarm talk that I would somehow sleep through the alarm I woke up at 6 20 a.m and I said I'm not gonna sleep through an alarm in a bathtub I went to my tub I spent the next three hours sleeping in my bathtub I slept in my bathtub this morning you can't just say stuff like that as if it's normal. So wait, you wanted to be deliberately uncomfortable in a light sleep. Yes. So you slept in the bath.

Yeah, I thought there was no way I would be comfy enough to sleep through an alarm in my bathtub. So I just moved to the tub. I spent three hours. It was awful. I had a terrible sleep. Would not recommend. I'm super tired. I think if you had only read that read the slack one

more time it was never even on the car saved yourself saved yourself a lot of hassle it was very oh did you think it was tonight because i showed a screenshot of me setting an alarm for 4am or that that was you know what i thought that you would you would be there based on that. That was a factor. As a joke, I turned on one of my early alarms, I think 4.45, and I just sent the screenshot. But I just turned that off immediately afterwards because it was the wrong day. Yeah, I didn't interpret them wrong. And then I got a stick about the way I do my alarms. Oh, it's ridiculous.

Listen, we're getting off on... We're tangenting on our tangent right now. But I gotta... No, it's okay. I gotta back you up on that. And I swear to you, there's an off topic years ago or an RT podcast where either you or Gus made fun of me for having a million alarms and not just editing the existing alarm. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know when I started doing that. It could have been you that put me onto it. But it turns out there's two types of people. There's alarm adders and alarm editors. I'm an alarm adder. Because you need different times for different days for different days of the week. Like if I have to be up at 6 a.m. every Wednesday,

then I'm going to set an alarm for 6 a.m. every Wednesday. Yeah, so what I've got is on my alarms page in the iPhone, I've just got a list of every alarm I've ever set. And to set an alarm, I just scroll down. It's very rare that I add one now, but I've just got every alarm I've ever needed. There's probably like 40 different alarm times. And I just scroll and pick it because in my head at the time to edit the alarm on the iPhone, you've got to edit it and then fart about with that

stupid wheel you don't do the wheel anymore you just type the number in yeah i guess it's i mean i haven't done it in a long time but to me having a shitload of alarms is a lot quicker than manually editing one alarm every single time not when you put it in at this point i would say it's you're spending way more time cycling through your fucking 80 alarms to try to find the one that relates to you. You're at a loss here. Comment leavers, let us know in the comments. Are you an alarm editor or an alarm adder?

So we determined that, you know, you could be a hybrid too, now that I think about it. Because I probably have about 25 alarms. And I'd say I edit them about half the time. have about 25 alarms and i'd say i edit edit them about half the time like sometimes it's easier just to change an alarm from 5 45 to 5 30 than it is to go create a 5 30 alarm you don't you don't ever do that no i probably do about i probably do 50 50 no i've got so many like some is like i've got 6 a.m one is like 601 a.m if you needed to get up at 601 why not just turn on the 6 a.m. If you needed to get up at 6.01, why not just turn on the 6 a.m. alarm and fucking... Well, I'll tell you why. That's me.

That's my bathtub. That's me making sure I don't sleep through the 6 a.m. by putting another one at 6.01. Yeah, that makes sense. As we were talking about this, I realized it would have been a much better strategy to just add a second alarm or a third alarm to make sure instead of sleeping in a tub for three hours.

So we wanted to rush the instead of sleeping in a tub for three hours so we wanted to rush the recording of this podcast out early uh and then as andrew mentioned it became a whole kerfuffle in times and this was the least exciting time so for some reason we're doing it without eric who i would love to have been there's a reason for that who i would love to have been here i know don't get me wrong ben is here and i'm happy to have been here but uh you andrew made the startling revelation that was such a big deal that we determined we needed to record the podcast early to address it like to point out we're now 25 minutes into that podcast and we're talking about alarms and our pre-show conversation and g's bad mood, but at no point,

Gavin get, maybe I may or may not have assaulted Gavin with a tree branch. I like that you genuinely don't know. I really don't. But I mean, it definitely sounds like if you had a video of me doing it, I'd go like, yeah,

I guess I remember that, but I don't. Anyway, the point being, if we're, if it's such a big goddamn deal for us to record two days early uh should we talk about it well i i think before we get into that jeff is there's a reason that we're recording early that you're not aware of oh okay yeah so let's let's go let's well first

can i can i point out before if you're if you're about, if this is about to be some sort of a prank on me, can I just say, I don't have to get into the story, I am in a tremendously disadvantaged physical state. Yeah. It is very difficult for me to move. The left side of my body is in excruciating pain, and my hands are pretty fucked up. So don't make me, don't make me lift anything heavy. And why do I have a voicemail?

Do you have a voicemail? I just got a phone call from an Austin number, and they left a voicemail. Is this you? What's the voicemail say? That might be me. Okay. Maybe you play over Discord.

Well, hold on. That might be my lunch or Millie's lunch. Hold on. I'll be right back. Talk amongst yourselves. Okay. What am I looking for? It's a thing for me to get out of a chair and get back into it right now.

So do I need to get up? No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I guess before we get into that, people very upset. We're doing a lot of pivots. People upset about disappointed in the port-a-potty. Do you want to share the port-a-potty? You got your port-a-potty, Jeff. I got my port-a-potty. Didn't I do that on camera? I thought we were in an episode. No, that was off

camera. Oh, yeah, I got, you sent me a port-a-potty. I did. Explain. It's a little, it came, we were talking when it happened, so was it before or after an episode, I guess? You were in a... You just sent a picture of it. You just texted. Oh, I guess so. I thought I was talking to Andrew when it happened,

but I guess I wasn't. It's a little matchbox dump truck kind of thing that's carrying two little blue port-a-potties. There it is. That's it right there. The Poop King. Very cute. It's a very cute...

A port-a-potty delivery. Yeah. It's called the Poop King. It's called the Poop King. It's a great name. It's a very cute delivery. Yeah. It's called the Poop King. It's called the Poop King. It's a great name. It's a great matchbox car. People are just really disappointed. Or some people were.

I don't know. Some people, I think, were confused by the whole thing. But I felt like I had to deliver. So I got you that Port-A-Potty. I love it, dude. I have it sitting on my desk right next to my Sweet Pickles van. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's great. I'm glad you love it because the real thing is going to arrive like this week. I think I don't need it, dude. I have a I have working bathrooms now and be. Well, that's just it's inconvenient. You told me that it would take months. I was probably a good friend. Probably needs to go to another disadvantaged family in

austin right now who might not have plumbing considering everything they've gone through well oh it's pink it's uh yeah it's it's a beautiful it's a beautiful pink porta potty he's son of a bitch i ordered this you i ordered it three weeks ago before we recorded the double episodes i ordered this yeah and so every time every time i mentioned those like it'd be absurd if i did this and it was already on the way this has been a whole process i i remember thinking at the time when you were like i can't believe anyone thought i would actually do that and i remember thinking to myself man this is the least face we've ever been to take the sensible route that's crazy and eric's like bitching about

the cost of them and i was thinking we have sponsors we should have a little bit of budget this is insane but uh i'm glad that you were a true face of the entire time andrew oh absolutely this isn't even sponsored this is i paid for this this is maybe the nicest gift i've gotten anybody this is this is for jeff i i heard a friend in need he was down a shitter he was complaining about his daughter having to come into his room at night that it was uncomfortable for her i needed a solution for the family so i got you this beautiful pink porta potty and it should it i i it ships today i don't know how-potties work that's the whole thing this has been a very difficult process because there's not a lot of resources online

for how port-a-potties work in this scenario is it rental no it's I bought it it's yours you own it you do whatever you want with it um please please don't have done this no I did this I'm sorry I can't I can't reverse it that call might

be related to the porta potty for delivering it i was just trying to be a good friend and you also you love collectibles you can start collecting these please don't let this be true no this is absolutely i'm sorry this is a hundred percent true i gotta go look out my window i know, okay. Well, here's the thing, Jeff, and I feel especially bad about this now. I bought this without doing any research on how porta-potties work or any of this process. So there was a phase in which I ordered it, and I thought, oh, shit,

sometimes you need to assemble these. That never even crossed my mind that it could come unassembled. Oh, it could be flat-plated. Exactly. So that was like a whole scramble i'm emailing people i'm trying to do research i ordered this jet i thought you'd get it weeks ago it was in my mind i ordered i thought well he's not going anywhere doing anything it'll be fine

you went on vacation the next week and i was it became this huge scramble of okay jeff's not going to be at his house for most of that week. Does somebody need to sign for this if they show up? If it comes unassembled, can I hire like a handyman to come over and build this? So it's there when he returns. It was a whole process ended up not even being shipped out until today, I believe, is the ship date. There's no there's no toilet in my front yard. Yeah, well, OK, well, i know i know that for a fact

you didn't even need to look because once i solved the no i had to i had to look i didn't have a choice well here's the problem jeff it does come assembled the thing i then learned and i i do i feel bad about this i'm sorry i didn't realize this until weeks after i ordered it you son of a bitch they do not unload it off the truck for you. You are going to need to unload the porta potty from the truck. It looks very easy. It like they will drive it to your house.

What, so it needs a forklift? No, no, no, no, no. I looked into this. You only need a dolly. It's surprisingly easy to move them, but getting it off the truck, I don't know what type of truck it's going to appear in. You got to tilt it and let it drop. I can you some videos online it does look very easy but you're gonna have to unload it because they will not that it's there's no way that driver has ever

delivered a port-a-potty to somebody who doesn't want it so he's gonna be he's gonna be there causing asking jeff to do all the work je Jeff's like I don't want the damn thing Hey, not only do I not want it. I'm not in this shape to do to deal with anything heavy right now and B I'm just not gonna answer my door But that poor guy been driving around with a pink poor boy. Yeah. Yeah, and you should have thought about that No, I listen I believe you're a content guy. You you wouldn't reject the content. You gotta have the port-a-potty. It's the nicest gift I've ever given. Jeff, you're gonna have to turn down the real poop king.

Here's what Andrew fails to realize. I have a lot of time on my hands. A lot of time to work on a revenge scenario and i i don't think it needs to go that route i don't want to have to it's like as i've gotten older gavin uh i've calmed down i think you can acknowledge and agree that as i've matured i've slowed down a little bit a in my annoyance but b in my malevolence as well. I agree. I do agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to settle into a more relaxed, mature, easier age. But I still have access to those younger parts of me. And I don't relish the idea of having to access them.

But I will, and I'll use that to make your life terrible. Just terrible. I don't see why you use that to make your life terrible. Just terrible. I don't see why you're viewing this as a bad thing. I'm the only one who stepped up and tried to solve a problem for you. You were like, oh, no, I don't have a toilet. My toilet doesn't work. It's not going to be fixed for months. A problem that was solved three weeks ago that you knew was solved?

No, no, no, no, no. Last time we recorded, you said, they're not gonna solve this for months. That's something you said. And who stepped up? Who stepped up for you? This guy. I got you a toilet. Thank you, Andrew. You're welcome, Jeff. I will say, I'm not sure if Andrew knows how capable Jeff is

of doing these back at you. Because Jeff went through a phase where he would buy me the most obnoxious gifts possible at one point i think i was asleep in the in the house that we the same house where the the branch hit me in the head probably like 1 a.m or something crashing noise comes wailing through the door my bedroom door swings open it's jeff on one of those little micro bikes the little tiny little motorbikes. What are they called?

A little motorcycle. Yeah, and he just sort of straddled it, wheeled it in to my bedroom. I was bleary-eyed, confused. And he just said, I got you a gift. And then he left it. That was in my room for weeks. And it didn't work. No, it didn't work.

It was heavy, though. It was heavy and hard to move. I think we tried to start it with the pool cord, and it snapped. We broke it off. In a video, dude. We used that in a video. Yeah. Do you remember way, way, way, way, way, way, way

back in the day when we would do videos at Rooster Teeth, and we would do gameplay, like things to do videos, and then at the end, we would film a live action equivalent? Like, we'd try to recreate the point live action. That was back then. That's when we did that. Yep. Anyway, I don't see a pink porta potty yet, Andrew.

But if I do, well, we'll just see how that goes, I guess. Oh, it's going to. I mean, it'll get there. I'm trying to find right now the the order confirmation for it. Andrew, are you worried? You slightly worried? No, I'm not worried. What about retaliation?

Yeah. No, I think that'd be a real unnecessary move. I did a clearly nice thing for Jeff. I don't know why he'd retaliate. There's a lot of nice stuff I can do for you. That's good. I appreciate nice things. I hope you will.

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That's the powerful backing of American Express. Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Jeff, how did you injure yourself? Well. I thought I disconnected from the call. Yeah, I was checking my internet.

I was already checking my internet. I was already checking my internet. I was just thinking about it. I, I, I, uh, it was Saturday. And, uh, you know, we had just gone through the big freeze. And we had all been cooped up in our houses in the cold for a week or so. Um, without electricity. Or if we did have electricity, we weren't supposed to use it. And with boiling water and the whole deal, because Texas just fell apart as a state.

And I was going a little stir crazy. And so my neighborhood was actually really... I tried to... I was supposed to get Millie from her mom's. And I got in the car and it was so bad. I got my car stuck in for almost an hour. And it took like six people to try to push it out. And so I was like... I couldn't... It was really hard to even drive or walk in our neighborhood because it was just so much ice everywhere in the streets.

And we don't have salt and all that stuff to... We don't have the infrastructure to clear the roads. So I was just sitting in the house for a week, and so on Saturday, it had melted enough. It started to melt on Friday that I thought, maybe I'll just go for a bike ride and just be super, super, super careful. So I got on my bike, and I started going.

Insane decision. Started going on my bike. I started going on my bike. Well, that again, they got dumber. Uh, and so the roads were muddy, but pretty safe, like wet, but not icy. Right. And so I, I, I, uh, after I probably was about five miles into my ride, this normal, this normal ride I have. And I get to one of my two favorite spots in Austin.

And it's just a place where I can get my bicycle. I can go very, very, very fast down a hill and do some slightly dangerous stuff. And so this is like the second best little danger spot that I like to hit. And it looked clear. Basically what it is, it's a road that goes downhill really fast.

And then it goes under an overpass, right? Under a bridge. And on the is, it's a road that goes downhill really fast, and then it goes under an overpass, right? Under a bridge. And on the left, there's like an embankment that goes, I don't know, maybe 20, 25 feet up in the air, you know, at like maybe like a 60 degree pitch, you know? And it's like, you know what I'm talking about, right? Like under a bridge. It's just like that concrete, smooth concrete embankment that goes all the way up.

Well, you can do a thing where you can like kind of, if you get going really fast down this hill, you can kind of bunny hop onto that little, that 60 degree incline and then ride up it to get extra speed and then take a sharp turn and go straight down. And you can get going like, you know, 35, 40 miles an hour on a bicycle doing this. And it's a little dicey because there's traffic, you know, and there's not a lot to stop you. And you're going towards traffic. It's oncoming traffic as well. So that all part kind of sucks.

Anyway, so I approached that and I had a split second decision and I made the wrong decision. The decision I made was to gun it because it looked clear. And so I went down and i got i was only going about 22 i looked at the speedometer i was going about 22 when i hit the ice that i couldn't see my god so i i hit the i hit the bunny hop and i go up and i i climb pretty high up maybe maybe 12 feet in the air or whatever and up top because it's dark that's where the ice is. I didn't see it. So I hit that going, you know. So you hit ice going sharply uphill?

At that point, I'd kind of leveled out. So I was kind of just going straight. But, you know, only the left side of my bike is touching the ground, right? Like you're riding on an angle. So you're like, there's no traction. Not far off a wall ride. It's a wall ride. ride yeah it's kind of dicey on a sunny dry day uh but i've never crashed at that point i've never crashed at that part before boy have i now so anyway uh about 20 22 i think is when i the bike got out from under me when i hit the patch of ice

and then i you know i was all bundled up with gloves and jackets and thermal long johns and stuff because it was fucking cold still. So what happened was the bike went out from under me and it hooked my leg and it took my leg with it. So we're going downhill really fast now. And we're going right at the traffic that's coming at me. And so I put my arms out, and the ground grabbed them, and it kind of pulled them behind me, and it kind of wrenched both of my arms, especially my left arm, unfortunately,

which is the one that I just did all that physical therapy for and that I have arthritis in. That one, it damn near ripped it out of socket. Anyway, so I became like a little meat bullet, and I was headed right for the, like wrapped up in my bicycle and headed straight at the, what I thought I was headed straight at the cars,

you know, and I thought, well, that's the end of that. But however, what I missed was the giant concrete pylon that was supporting the bridge, I guess, in between the cars and I. Big pillar. I came upon that. Yeah, big pillar.

And it broke my fall at speed. So I slammed into that going downhill on the ice with the bike wrapped up in the bike. And luckily, there was enough mud and snow and rocks and water and dirt all collected at the bottom that I just slammed right into that. And it was like real gentle, except I hit it so hard it knocked my hat off. And both of my headphones, my AirPods took off. And it was a whole rigmarole. And I lost my sunglasses. You crashed your headphones out of your ears

i crashed my headphones out of my ears anyway and then i just lay in there and i'm just covered in like black ice and mud and stuff and i'm wedged in under my bike between this wall this this graded wall and this pylon and cars are just zooming by me and i you know you like you stay you lay there for a second you take a breath you you feel like nothing's nothing's broken i don't feel i don't feel like anything protruding or anything so i but i can feel this is kind of the funniest part i guess i can feel my hands were on fire like my hands were burning and i was like ow what the fuck is by the way my phone is going crazy with somebody trying to call me and leave it better not be a goddamn portal potty you You should answer that.

You should answer it. I'm absolutely not answering. If they call again, I will. So anyway, I look at my hands, I pick up my hands, and my hands just have the gloves on them, and they're fine. But something looks weird about my hands, and it takes me a second to figure it out. And then I realize my gloves, my little knit-like gloves,

are somehow now backwards on my hands. My thumb is through the pinky finger and my pinky fingers through the thumb on both hands like my gloves did a 180 on my hands and then perfectly put themselves back put themselves back in the right finger slots what are you talking about i swear to god like well they weren't totally down they were still like they were kind of puffed up a little bit. But I guess like, because I put my hands out behind me. Well, anyway, so I went like, that's weird.

So I, and my hands just like hurt so bad, right? And so I turned the gloves around. And as I turned the gloves around to put them on right, the holes in the glove lined up in the holes where my skin used to be on both hands. And I realized that I had rubbed off. You know how like if you break a jawbreaker in half yeah you can see the different layers of oh that's what my that's what my palm

looks like on my left hand and then the top of my right hand because i guess that one was backwards and it just rubbed all the skin off my knuckles and my hand and stuff and then but the really bad one is my left hand. And anyway, so I got up and it took me a while. I'll be honest with you. I was dizzy because I hit that pylon so hard that it knocked the shit out of me, you know? And so it took me a couple seconds

to figure out where I was and what had happened. And then I collected my... It took me a while to find my AirPods and my glasses. And then I rode away and realized I'd left my hat. So I had to turn around and go back and then put my hat on. And I looked down and I had destroyed an entire pair of pants. Like the left side of my pants was gone. It was just shredded like in a cartoon.

But luckily my long johns were still on and they were fine. My sock, my left sock was gone. It was just stripped up in the shreds and my gloves were ruined. So I was five miles into a 30 mile ride and it cost me a pair of pants, half the skin on my hands, quite possibly a concussion, a pair of socks

and definitely a pair of gloves. And so I was so frustrated that I determined that I was going to have the best ride of my life to make up for it and then i i managed about another 15 miles before i had to turn around and go home and and uh and bandage myself up i'm imagining a nice like static frame of you going up that thing like yeah badass you go up and then it just and then without any change you just come sliding down in a mess and

crumpled heap in the same image. Yeah, just blood and mud. And then your hands are backwards, like a shitty version of Tenet, but it's just your hands have gone backwards. Dude, it hurts so bad. Still in pain? It hurts so bad. Yeah, well, it was Saturday. Today's Tuesday.

So yesterday was really bad. Today's gotten better. Yesterday was really bad. Today's gotten better. But anyway, so my bike's pretty fucked up too. I don't know that I can ride it anymore. Well, I was able to ride it for the rest of the day, but it needs a lot of work.

It's at a lot of odd angles now. And I lost a lot of it. A lot of stuff popped off. What an insane decision to do that. It's hard to describe how i mean it there are obviously colder places a lot of people making fun of texas for not being able to handle a little bit of snow and uh it was it got down to like minus 16 in austin i think in celsius which is pretty cold in general insane for texas never seen anything like it a bit of 28 years i never seen anything like it well i mean even years, I've never seen anything like it. Well, I mean, even today, it's like 26 degrees Celsius today?

Yeah. As the high? T-shirt weather. Yeah, it's t-shirt and shorts time. So, the fact that it dropped so low was mental, but... To then go on a bike ride during it... God. Yeah.

Can't believe that. It seems pretty self-inflicted. Probably won't do it again anytime soon. Probably? Probably won't? If you hadn't hit the pillar pillar would you have slid into traffic uh-huh yeah yeah yeah i was going pretty fast that pill i just just with like the speed and shock of how hard i hit the pillar tells me that i was going pretty fast at that point

you know i think we should we should point out that. Maybe we could spray paint a little bit of graffiti. Jeff was here 2021. Hashtag f*** face. Definitely, definitely do that. I ride by it all the time. I'm sure I'm not in shape to ride my bike again right now, and I'm going to have to get it worked on. But I'm sure by this weekend, I'll be riding again,

and I'll swing by there. Yeah, because I'd love people to be able to know that was the pillow that potentially saved you. And also knocked your headphones out. Yes. It fucking hurt so bad. Knocked my gloves backwards. The modern day knocked my socks off. Yeah, it's like headphones out.

Literally knocked my gloves backwards on my hand. Imagining just an explosion. So, Andrew, you're not really andrew what right right that well that caught me off guard as you imagine how we felt that was a pivot i'm just just to put a bow on it i don't feel bad about sending you a porta potty while injured now i think that sounds like it was your fault entirely i don't feel bad about it i felt bad before yeah that story made me feel better about the overall timing of the thing. I didn't pick for the timing, but I felt really bad.

I don't feel bad now. That's a crazy move by you. What do I have a voicemail from now? God damn it. I sent a text. Could you listen to the voicemail, please? I'm going to listen to it right now. Okay.

Hold on. Do it. Don't speak. Well, one of them might be my lunch order. So. Yeah, it's not um it's not okay it was just it was just the pharmacy that's less exciting i like the idea that every unknown call you're gonna get from now until i maybe the end of the week is gonna be a level of fear dude yeah it's a huge level of fear and also the fact that like i'm waiting i've gotten into the uh like the goodwill online sports card bidding sure because goodwill you know goodwill

has cards and you can you can shop goodwill like you can't ebay and so i'm waiting on like nine different lots from goodwill to show up on my front door as well so now it's like i've already been i've already been a 10 year old waiting by the door for mail for the last fucking week because the mail's been shit because of all the snow. And I'm waiting on a gold mine of thousands of cards, plus all my eBay purchases. So now I'm going to be waiting with dread and anticipation. Dude, people have gone deep into the Zimzone. They have. Based on the f*** face Instagram.

Dude, ZimZone is ridiculous. I'm getting... I bought all the Zimmers I needed before, luckily, because I wouldn't be able to keep up with the bids now. They're going out of f***ing control right now. There's Zimmer manager cards selling for like 20, 30 bucks. I saw, Andrew, you text us a screenshot of people

being very confused as to why the the value has jumped up yeah there's a thread on on the baseball subreddit of just somebody saying what is causing this what is happening dude it made my heart so happy to see that it's also you know i told you we could get on the top 100 or whatever yeah most uh we're there already on there somebody on twitter sent me that today. Were we at like 80, I think? I saw the same tweet. I want to say we're like 84. Something like that, yeah. I don't know.

It's gone up since. I saw as well on the Instagram that someone had bought some Zim stock. It's like some random company that's initials Z-I-M. What's Zim stock? It's taking it to a new level. Don Zimmer cards are the new currency, right?

Like if bottle caps can be currency in fucking Fallout, why can't, or bullets in Metro, why can't we have Don Zimmer cards be currency? I agree. Or the book. The book is great. I wish there was a card of the book covers.

Those are great. I know, me too. Me too. Dude, so speaking of Zimmer, I'm going to send you guys a video I took. I wanted to show you this earlier. This is fucking... I mentioned how out of control I am

on this card collecting thing, and I don't think you guys get it. So here, this is a video I took earlier today that's just of all the current orders I have out that I've won on eBay for cards. Not just existing auctions, of which there are very many, or orders that I've gotten.

And these are just all the outstanding stuff, orders that I've bought, that I'm waiting to receive. So I took a little video of it, and I sent it to the Discord. I don't know if it showed up yet. It's fucking compressing a file, which means it'll never hate that.

I don't think when anyone on this show has ever said I'm going to send something, it has ever gone well. I know, dude. It's a minimum of three minutes. Everything fails that could possibly fail. I looked into Zimstock. Zimstock on the way down, sadly.

Yeah, Zimstock is... It skyrocketed. It says Zim... It's way down, sadly. Yeah, Zim stock is... It skyrocketed. It says Zim... It's like a shipping company. Integrated Shipping Services Limited. Imagine if they delivered the porta potty. What a great thing that would be. What if it was a Zim delivery?

Dude, I would accept it if it's a Zim delivery. I mean, you're accepting it no matter what. Well, we'll see about that. It's $20 a share of this company. Dude, stock market's dangerous. I'm not even sure that... Listen, don't buy Zim stock because we said,

I don't want to go to jail for doing some sort of illegal stock. Wait, are you invested in Zim stock? No, I don't think so. But if I am... What a conspiracy that would be. I just like baseball cards. I just like baseball cards. I don't want... I'm not trying to convince people to get stuck. Your defense in be. I just like baseball cards. I just like baseball cards.

I don't want... I'm not trying to convince people to get stuck. Your defensive court. I just like baseball cards. All right. For whatever reason, when I put stuff on Discord from my phone, it never goes there.

So let me do it this way. What do you mean? Like it doesn't load? Yeah. What is the video of? It's just a video of all of me scrolling through all the existing packages, all the existing cards that I have on the way from ebay right now okay over under gavin 25

25 what over for what he just said are you not he just described a scenario and i set a line for you oh it's gonna be way over 25 you think way over yeah i'm gonna guess uh 28 we do another number game it's in slack now while we're looking at this i i feel like i need to ask jeff because another thing this has been on my mind for days now the last time we recorded you very happily declared that your pipes will be fine for the rest of time how are your pipes through this storm? Everything good? I'll be honest with you. I've had a little, I've had,

I've had, uh, like pipe survivor guilt. My pipes got fixed, uh, about, I don't know what, 10 days before the storm.

And, uh, I, I, I would guess that partially because of that, because I had two problem areas. One, a leak in the wall that they found that absolutely would have frozen and blown my wall out

where it was in the house. And then the issue under the house. Both of those would have 100% exploded during this snowstorm. So getting them fixed fixed the two weak areas I had, and my plumbing was, I mean, aside from having no pressure and having to boil water,

my pipes were fine the entire time. I bundled them really well. I kept them warm. One of them froze up a little bit on the second day, so I took out a space heater and a blow dryer and I thawed it out and then rewrapped it and it was fine. I dripped them until they told us not to drip anymore. And I never had a frozen pipe. I never had any kind of plumbing problems the entire time. And I felt really terrible about that until I was sitting there thinking about all the people

that I know that have had pipes burst over the last week and how that was my life for the six weeks leading up to this moment. So I, I've decided I'm not going to feel, I'm not going to feel guilty about it anymore because I got all of my bad plumbing luck out of the way leading up to this incident. But man, do I,

I, I feel sympathy for all of my brothers and sisters in Austin who are now having to deal with prolonged plumbing problems because, uh, I've been there. I've been there and it's not fun. Good time to be a plumber. Yeah. Good time to be a plumber. Yeah, great time to be a plumber.

Good time for a career change, maybe. I'm looking at your video now, Jeff. That looks to be around 25. There's 40. It was like 48. Is it 40? I counted. Yeah, it was in the 40s.

What about you, Gavin? How's your plumbing? Everything good? Yeah, no, my bugs are fine. No, it's all good. No need to send anything. I just want a mixture. You didn't get a two-for-one special, did you?

No, they do not. There's not a buy one, get one free. I see what you're saying, Andrew, and I love it. You think I should take the porta potty to Gavin's house and leave it there? That's a great idea. I'm just saying that if he needed it, I was just asking in case he needed it, because I'm a good friend. You're right, Andrew, you're right. I now have an extra bathroom where I if he needed it, I was just asking in case he needed it because I'm a good friend. You're right, Andrew.

You're right. I now have an extra bathroom where I don't need it and there are a lot of people named Gavin in Austin that might have plumbing problems right now thanks to the last week and I should absolutely lend a hand to my fellow neighbor. I'm going to bring this pink porta potty the second I get it.

I'm going to take it to Gavin's house. Won't be needing one of those. Well, it'll be there for you if you do i'll just i'll put it in your front yard don't worry damn andrew you're smart thanks man yeah i'm a good friend i'm just trying to look out for people you solved that problem for me yeah it wasn't a problem to begin with it was a very kind gesture i kind of don't like the concept of it being a problem but uh you know gavin needs it that's always an option i don't like the concept of it being a problem, but, you know, if Gavin needs it, that's always an option. I don't think I need it.

I think I was quite clear. So, you know, I've got mushrooms, but I've got... I don't need a port-a-potty. Yeah, you know, you never know. Portobello mushroom,

port-a-potty. I see some symmetry there. That's perfect. Is that it? Is that really... Jeff, would you say... texas completely shut down this terrible terrible things happening would you say the biggest loss for you during that time was you riding a bike is that the greatest consequence you suffer well you didn't have

power you had to boil water so only get a lot of stuff and did it no i mean i still did my bike ride like i remember getting on my bike and thinking like i i want nothing more than to go home and peel these clothes off of my fucking scabs that are already forming and run hot water over all of it here's a couple reasons why i didn't there was no hot water it's not like i could go home and and there was a boil notice on so any water, I was like, I could take a shower with cold, dirty water that'll probably infect my fucking skin. They specifically said don't shower if you have open wounds. Open wounds and shit, which I did.

I had a lot of all at once. You were a wound. Which I ultimately ended up doing anyway, because what else was I going to do? And then I just doused my body in hydrogen peroxide a couple times a day. But anyway, yeah, I got up and after I came to my senses and realized where I was and collected all my shit, I remember thinking about this time that I wrecked my bike in high school and I ripped my knee out. You can still see it.

I have on my left knee, you can see I have a giant scar that's just scar tissue where my knee cap used to be. I lost the whole thing in one felt swoop. Falling off my bike and getting drugged by it, and it just like, it was gross, dude. I could see bone. It was a whole thing.

Anyway, and I was walking home, and I was about a mile and a half from home, walking up a huge, huge hill, I might point out, crying and pushing my bike up a hill. And it was all crooked and sideways. And my dad drives up in this 1971 red Ford Courier pickup truck. I'll never forget it. Not a big, it's a tiny little pickup truck. But had a bed, had a bed that would have held a bike, that's for sure. for sure uh and he goes what happened he pulls up pulls up behind me in the truck and he goes what happened and i go i fell off my bike i'm hurt pretty bad and he goes well bring it on home

and we'll clean you up and then he drove away and i had to walk the rest of the mile and a half up the hill pushing a bike with now two flat tires uh dripping blood down my leg and i was thinking about that and i thought yeah i guess i'll just get back on my bike and finish my ride that's what my you know because that's what my dad that's what my dad would have made me like recommended i do and so i just got back on my bike and finished my ride until it hurt too bad you know quit after about 20 miles i was gonna go for 25 after about 20 miles i i fucking packed it in you you somehow have the ability to get the most injured of the least movement possible but you remember when we put that video up of the the rain run where you oh dude it was it was raining there was a lightning storm and because i guess

we were just children at the time you decided that you wanted to run the run the street in the rain and it was shitting it down it was lightning every like five seconds jeff just disappears off into the darkness into the mist of the rain and lightning and comes back limping and covered in blood and he was only gone for like 35 seconds he came back it looked like he'd been hit by a car and then you ran into the bathroom i guess to tend your wounds and then you slipped over in there and smashed your glass shelf it was you were walking calamity and then you came out um and your towel fell off and you flashed me it was it was a really eventful two to three minute period yeah what actually happened because it's not on camera what you did. Where did you go?

On the rain run thing? Oh, I ran across the street and I went to stop, you know, like to like hit the brakes and I hit some gravel, like some wet gravel. And I just, my legs slid out from under me and I just slid my leg down the fucking, down the street and then ripped all my, I remember I was like ripped my jeans up and I had a fucking blood me and I just slid my leg down the fucking down the street and then ripped all my I remember I was like ripped my jeans up and I had a fucking blood everywhere and I came home he just came back and he just goes he just runs past me because I'm filming it and he runs and says I need to go to the hospital and I get into the bathroom and I'm in like tremendous pain

I remember and there's like a glass shelf in that bathroom that holds like toothbrushes and deodorant and toothpaste and all that stuff. And I bit down to catch my breath because I thought I was going to throw up for a second from the pain, you know? You know, like the pain and the shock? And so I went like, ugh, and I put my head down and I went like, kind of breathe, you know?

Kind of catch my breath. And when I stood up, the back of my head hit that fucking glass at speed and knocked it. You did it with your head. Yeah. And so I fucking, I actually, I don't think I even talked about it with you, but I cut the back of my head open on that sharp glass that night a little bit. It was just the least of my problems anyway. And so then I was barefoot at that point and naked and then the glass shattered all around me. And so I was barefoot in the bathroom covered in blood and wet shattered glass all around me and i couldn't move without like it was oh if you want to um see the video of that it's probably on youtube but it's

i guess just look at look for happy hour rain run i think i'll i'll say this that one sucked this hurt way more oh really yeah this was way this pretty bad. You slammed into a pillar on this one. I feel like that's a whole other level. I was, I had to have the, like when I was standing there trying to like, trying to like build myself back up to get on the bike

and be like, you're a tough guy, you can do it. You know, what would your dad, you know, I was doing the whole thing like, like your dad made you walk home with a fucking busted leg. You can get on your bike

and ride it for, you know. And I was just thinking, I was like, you know, you're like, I already lost a pair of pants. I lost a pair of gloves and i lost a pair of socks on this ride and i'm only 20 minutes in i'm gonna get my money's worth i'm gonna get my pants worth out of it but yeah no this one uh this one this one was pretty rough i feel like a key detail that we kind of went over you said your left sock you lost your left sock that improves your odds

of grabbing well i threw the pair away okay when i got home never mind yeah you didn't just keep a right you just no i was i was bummed too because they were pretty pretty good new socks i hadn't had them that long what's the last time you bought socks this such maybe the fucking most boring question i've ever asked yesterday ever yesterday Yesterday? What about you, Gavin? I subscribe to socks. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, so every month I'll get one pair of socks, same with underwear, and then I'll go into my drawer and I'll find the shittiest hole-filled pair of socks

that I've probably had since 2007, and I'll chuck those away. And I'm just slowly replacing my socks. I do something similar. The way Gavin does it is very smart. I just do it like once a year. I'll just buy all new underwear and all new socks. And then when they come in, I'll just get rid of the other stuff.

To me, it's a psychological thing. Like I can't stand to throw away stuff in bulk. Like if I was just going to grab 20 pairs of socks and throw them all in the bin, just feels, I don't know, it feels wasteful in a weird way even though i'm doing it slowly over time i understand that i understand that but also like maybe it's just how i'm living but socks get holes in them really fast now too so i feel like

i'm blowing through socks pretty quickly because of holes is it because you're spending less time in shoes maybe it's because i'm spending less time in shoes or maybe it's because i'm spending a lot of time sliding across pavement i don't know yeah that Yeah, that could be a factor. A bit of both. I'm not a socks guy, generally speaking. I'm never wearing socks. The only time I'll put socks on is when I'm going to somebody else's house. I would rather, unless I'm swimming, I would rather have socks and shoes on. The only time I'd prefer to be barefoot would be in water. I don't know why you like wearing shoes in the house though. I'm wearing, yeah, I don't know. I'll wear them until I go to bed.

I'll take off my shoes to go to bed. I just feel like it's you're going to have like an overly sweaty foot for no reason. I don't though. I'm not like you. For whatever reason. I mean, I don't like I don't have the same issues. I don't wear shoes in my house. It's weird. It's outside. There's germs from like the street and dog shit

and like public bogs all on the bottom of shoes i don't want that on my nice i don't know office carpet it's rank i understand that for sure that's why i don't i can't stand i can't stand when i see people walk around with their shoes untied like they don't care because you know you know that shoe lace gets trapped under that shoe and it gets piss on it and it gets doody on it and it gets like all kinds of gross juice from like the ground it's telling you though if you've got shoelaces on your shoes they're covered in piss that's just how it works it doesn't have to be if you keep them tied dude no it does. Look, if you use a urinal or a urinal, people will make fun of the way I say that,

the splash, the top of your shoes are as minging as the underneath. It doesn't matter if your shoelace is tied. If you stand up and pee in a urinal now. Listen, I have fully embraced the bidet. I am not going to pass

up an opportunity to sit on a warm toilet. I'm a sit-down peer most of the time now. I have been for many years. Yeah, because the fucking toilet makes it so much fun. I didn't realize this as well. Apparently, you get more out of your bladder if you're sat down. Because the way it folds, if you're stood up,

you can't empty the bottom bit of your bladder just because of physics. I didn't know that i don't even know if that's important or if it has any effect on it but i like pissing sitting down it means you have to wash the bog less as well oh totally yeah you can be more precise with it you can like you get both hands free to play on your phone also very often when i sit down to pee have a happy little like sit down pee i'll I'll pop out a little surprise poop, too. You know?

Get that out of the way. It can happen. And then you're like, you feel better about yourself. Like, I didn't even know I had that in me and I needed to get rid of it. But now it's gone. I feel a little bit lighter on my feet. Can't do that standing up. Well, you can.

No, you shouldn't. Definitely shouldn't. It's a different adventure. Do toilet companies make urinals? Is there a urinal company? Yeah. Yeah. It's just they make everything?

There's not like a specific... Omitted Shanks? It's not like an Android and Apple scenario of the toilet world that there's like only a urinal company? I don't think so. Maybe. I feel like if you're making urinals, you're making bogs. It makes sense to do both.

Part and parcel. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like you'd leave money on the table otherwise. Like you already have access to the location. They're already hiring you to do half the job. I'm sure if you're specking out a new building, you don't want to talk to two different companies

for one bathroom. You probably don't, no. You want to do a company that's going to... You don't want to have a tile guy and a sink guy and a towel dispenser guy and a toilet guy and a urinal guy. Dyson Airblade guy. Yeah.

It's a lot of guys. I'm sorry. I was just looking at urinals. There's a urinal that's more expensive than a port-a-potty. This is crazy. So are we just not going to address Andrew's name? We can talk about it. Yeah, I mean...

Because Eric would be telling us to end it at this point. The whole reason we were fucking... We recorded this early... No, it was for the port-a-potty. It had nothing to do with that. Oh, it had nothing to do with your name. So we got that. But Andrew just... When our power was off, Andrew just made... Because the person who edited

episode 38 of F*** Face didn't have time to upload it before the power went out. It was sat there on a computer that couldn't be turned on, I assume, and internet that didn't work. So Andrew made a small piece to go up in its place, letting people know that it'll be delayed. I did.

Once again, very courteous person, thinking about everybody else. What did you say in that piece for the people that are listening now that may not have heard it? Well, I may have revealed or said, claimed that andrew payton is an alias and like stage name of sorts and is not my real name my real name and the proposed audio the raymond somer i don't see why this is crazy i played i played that to meg. She was just like sat back, you know, just like listening.

When you said that, she like leapt forward on the couch and was like, no, there's no way. Yeah, it's a thing that happened. And I was like, there's no way. Well, maybe how do we want to do? Do you want to ask questions about it? Because I feel like there's doubt by both of you. Independently, I got a lot of suspicion. Understandable. If it was a bit, I got a lot of suspicion. Understandable.

If it was a bit, I would say it wasn't a bit. So I get it. Wait, are you telling us how you're going to lie about it? No, I'm saying if I was doing a bit, if this was a bit, I would claim it wasn't a bit. So I understand the suspicion. Which makes it difficult for us to get to the bottom

of whether you're actually named Raymond so mayor or not yeah because if it was a bit I'd say it wasn't a bit but you you already had that twitter account yeah well I had okay so do we want to get into the through the history of of the is this for next episode and ten. Are you maintaining that you were born Raymond Sommare, not Andrew Patton? I'm saying it's not impossible. We're going to get nothing out of him, Jeff. Well, thanks for tuning in for another episode of F*** Face. I believe this was episode 40.

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