Regulation Podcast - The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto machine. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎵 Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. Uh, I'm Geoff, Andrew, Gavin. It has been too fucking long since we recorded. Andrew, what's the RFA? I didn't- well, I didn't think this was gonna be a show thing necessarily. I don't think it's that- I guess if it's interesting enough to talk It's so important we're leading off the podcast It's just it was a funny

I love how petty the NHL can be And how dumb it is There is a rule so when you draft a player They immediately are on a rookie contract You sign them to a rookie deal There are limits to that The first time a rookie finishes his rookie contract He becomes a restricted free agent Meaning that any team in the league rookie deal there are limits to that the first time a rookie finishes his rookie contract he

becomes a restricted free agent meaning that any team in the league can offer him a contract but if he accepts it the team that drafted him has a week to match it if they don't match it the team that sent the contract steals the player and compensates the team with picks that's what a basic rfa is now that's a completely legal rule, but it's sort of an unwritten agreement between all of the general managers that nobody ever takes advantage of it because it only helps the players and it fucks each other over, like increases their value. So from a cap perspective, they're like, we will not do this. If you want to negotiate long with your rookie coming off his deal, nobody will try to poach him it happens very rarely

there's a time it happened where it almost caused a fistfight between two general managers a few days ago maybe like a week at this point the carolina hurricanes sent an offer to a montreal canadians player and he signed it so it was a whole thing of like this rarely happens it was like a six million dollar contract with a $20 signing bonus. And the reason why they did the $20 signing bonus is because a few years ago, the Canadians offer sheeted one of the Carolina Hurricanes players

and his jersey number was 20. They did not forget. They held onto that for years. And then at the first point in which they could get revenge, offer sheeted a guy with the same jersey number and a $20 signing bonus. There's no reason for it, outside of just pure penniness. That's what an RFA is.

So it's like an FU. It was a total FU. It's an RFA FU. Yes, exactly. It's the very rarely used RFA FU. Yeah. Well, I think they view all RFAs, FUs, as like that's always an FU. I don't think there's been one that's always an FU. There's no, I don't think there's been one

that isn't an FU. That's fair. That was what I wanted to talk about. I don't know if that's, I didn't, listen. Was that one of your five things you have written down? Why do you think I have five things written down? Didn't you earlier say you had five bullet points to talk about?

No, I never said that. Did you have five? I don't know, I haven't counted. I could have sworn when I came in before we started the podcast, I heard you say I have five? I don't know. I haven't counted. I could have sworn when I came in before we started the podcast. I heard you say I have five things on my list to talk about today. No, I never said that. Where did I hear that then?

I have no idea. Eric, could Eric back me up? Eric was here. I mean, Nick is backing up Jeff. Oh, Nick is. I don't remember Andrew saying that he had five things, but for the sake of content. Yeah, Andrew, you said that you had five things written down. Well, Nick, that he had five things, but for the sake of content, yeah, Andrew, you said that you had five things written down. Well, Nick hasn't recorded.

Maybe he had five things. Like, you went to Scotland recently? Thank you. I knew it, Nick. Nick says, I have five bullet points, ellipses. I knew it. I knew it. You definitely said that.

I never said I have five bullet points. That is not a thing I would say. It feels unnatural to say now. I don't think that's a thing I would say. I said I have five bullets. You said you have five bullet points. That is not a thing I would say. It feels unnatural to say now. I don't think that's a thing I would say. I said I have five bullets. You said you have five bullets. You did say that you have five bullets. That was in reference to a bet.

That was my betting. Those are my, yeah. That's not conversational. I have five bullets for betting. Oh. That's where the misunderstanding was. You know the common phrase, I have five bullets?

I got five bullets. I do. That's how I view it. I'm going to probably miss all five, but it's fine. It's a risky game of Russian roulette. Is it?

If you got five in the chamber? Well, it depends how many guns you're playing with. If I'm playing with 20 guns, it's a pretty good chance.

Good odds. Wow, that turned around on me. I'm impressed. Gavin. Yeah. Welcome home, buddy. I've missed you so much.

Don't ever leave me again. I heard that you went jet skiing without me. Well, I had to. What am I going to do? You're not in town. I do have a funny little story about that. And that is the thing we should talk about is between the time... How long has it been since we recorded, by the way?

Three weeks. It might as well be 15 years it feels like over a month but i guess yeah it's been the longest three weeks of my life and i made a point of because i knew gavin i knew you were going home to visit your family and i wanted i don't know i don't want to like i don't want to bug you with america so i haven't talked to you at all in three weeks you wanted time i wanted you to have like unfiltered time with your family and your friends from england and not be reminded of all the dumbass well you did you did check in once and that was very nice but just the one time so i just said

hey i hope you're doing well i don't want to bother you yeah yeah i did but i wanted you i was thinking about you um it was very nice how was your vacation man oh so good it was so nice to see the fam and i feel very refreshed i feel like being away from content and being away from being able to make it like physically being blocked from making content spurs a lot of uh creative thoughts so i feel very nicely refreshed dude i'm glad to hear that i i don't want to speak for andrew but i feel like he and i have both been kind of pulling our hair out because there's so much to talk about and we keep having ideas and things we want to dive into

and we just haven't been able to. And I've been like itching to get to this fucking podcast. I don't know about you, Andrew. It's a really weird thing where I almost have, it's, I don't know how to describe it really. It's like there's so much to talk about.

I'm scared we won't talk about any of it. Like there's so much, I don't know how to sort through what we should talk about. And in my head, there's a fear of there's actually nothing to talk about because there's so much to talk about you're paralyzed by options yeah you're wasting all of this time you could be talking about it by worrying about whether or not you're going to talk about it well yeah i mean we're starting now but i'm saying leading into this podcast i had nerves going into this one i haven't

had like real anxiety about doing the show in quite a while. And I was just sitting constantly thinking, do we have too much to talk about? In a sense that we won't cover any of it. I think there are two things we could talk about,

two major things that Andrew and I have been talking about that are entire episodes by themselves. Okay. And then I have a bunch of stuff written down.

Andrew, you have your five bullets. I do. And I assume with all of the creative juices, you've got a ton you want to talk about. I actually have five bullet points. You have five bullet points? How many guns do you have?

Let's hear number one. Oh, I feel like I need to... Okay. I didn't mean to put you on the spot by responding to the thing you said i got really annoyed when i found this out okay okay how many episodes of the jerry springer show did they make 700 uh oh no it's gonna be way more than 700 i think i feel like yeah i'm gonna say i'm gonna say 5 000 episodes episodes. Oh my God, Andrew.

They made 4,969 episodes. Pretty good. But why didn't they just stop at 5,000? It's insanity. I read that and got really annoyed at the Jerry Springer show. I mean, it was a terrible shitty show for decades. But why didn't they just finish out a nice round 5 000 shows and they'll stop they're gonna stop like 30 episodes short mental are there is there a uh 5 000 club that they could

have joined i bet there is there's got to be a 5 000 club i feel like he stopped because it just probably was like all his soul that could take like all of his soul was gone at that point like he's just morally beaten down like people were probably saying like we could get the 5 000 we're so close it's such a great number and he's just like i can't do it anymore there's only so much i can handle he probably just felt morally bankrupt about yeah profiting off the people on the poverty line for 20 years or he woke up every morning and rolled through his mansion of money to his car and thought why the fuck am i getting in the car and going to work when i i don't have any room for all the money that i have i do you think it was sort of like and i i didn't watch the springer show

regularly i feel like it's sort of the same episode every single time is it like living in a groundhog day scenario you think making that yeah i bet he's in a loop he must have said someone's name and then watched that person walk out and slap the shit out of someone sat in a chair that a thousand times how often did that happen it seems like it was it feels like that's all that show it would be like if somebody just walked into this show and said what's the condiment left, and that was their job. It was just, they're instigating for no reason. That's all they have to say.

That was what he did. All he did was instigate for 4,962 episodes of Chefs. An impressive run. He also gave his final thoughts, you know, where he tied it all together and taught a moral lesson at the end, you know, where he just sits there on his chair,

his director's chair and addresses the audience. I wonder if with 5,000 episodes to look through almost, could you base your life on only Jerry Springer's final thoughts? Can you just take all of his values and base a living around it? If Jerry Springer didn't mention it, you can't do it. I'm guessing that there's probably a book. I bet there's a Jerry Springer, like my thoughts book

that you could use as a, like a thought Bible for that. I want like an episode breakdown book. Like it's just a fully every episode written down and him giving little notes about each show. Just a giant encyclopedia sized thing of trash. Hey man, I don't know if you've checked the

trash lately, but Eric's got some conflicting information he's posted. Interesting. Guiding Light, 15,000 episodes. Oprah Winfrey Show, 4,500. Jerry Springer Show, 5,084. Interesting. Because on the Jerry Springer Show Wikipedia page, it's listed as 4,969.

I wonder if they roll in some of the steve show in that potentially what's the steve show well do you know that cop that was like the security guy yeah he they spun him off into his own show produced by the same company that was wait the security guy was a cop he was in a retired chicago police officer yeah shouldn't he have just arrested everyone that came out? Well, I think he was retired. I think he was retired at that point. But yeah, he eventually, I don't remember his last name,

but he eventually had his own show, Steve from Jerry Springer. Interesting. What was the most escalated thing that happened on that show? Remember how the host of Cheaters got stabbed? I think that was fake. Steve Wilkos, that's it. Did Jerry of cheaters got stabbed? I think that was fake, but like what was that's it That's Jerry Springer ever get stabbed like what's the closest to? Escalation I think was it her although got his nose caved in by a chair

What happened what like somebody threw a chair at him or hit him with a chair It was just like a big brawl. I think there may have been some white supremacists involved and someone chucked a chair or something interesting interesting times for television dude and before that you don't like the that was that that generation's version of that show before that there was a guy named morton downey jr who was like the prototype for what jerry springer became and i think the morton downey jr show was actually more hardcore there's a is there just like a large percentage of downey juniors you don't you don't hear a lot of juniors but if your surname is downey it's likely that there'll be a junior i think it's a requirement yeah yeah you know i never thought about that but you are right I don't know a lot of other multiple juniors.

I don't either. Yeah, I can't name any. Maybe the comment leavers have some. Yeah. That come to mind. All right. Well, that was one bullet point down. Gavin, what's next?

No, I'm passing it over to you guys. Okay. I got a bullet point. I got a Gavin bullet point that I feel like this is the thing we talked about. I learned about this last night. This is very exciting. I don't know how many... I have a feeling that a lot of the thing we talked about I learned about this last night this is very exciting I don't know how many I have a feeling that a lot of people know this I did not realize this

at one point Gavin I feel like you asked me what is the most common thing I don't know or like what is the most yeah yeah I learned last night I had no idea that this was a thing if you hold down shift you hold shift down it capitalizes your letters

i had no idea oh i thought you were gonna go that right that one is mental because i had no idea i've been caps locking my whole life you've been caps locking a single letter at a time and then every time yeah i would have issues sometimes one of my my biggest annoyances is when because i don't look when i i type is if i screw up the caps lock combination where i make all the little letters big and the big letters small because i'm caps locking yeah i had no idea i didn't know you could do the shift but when you're typing on a phone and you put like a full stop and then you start typing again it automatically shifts to uppercase like what do you think that was doing the shift like lights up i just assumed that like it knew first letter of the sentence like once i put a period oh my god that it would then just

automatically capitalize for you i didn't really like i never paid attention to the function on the keyboard i also don't know if that's true so how did you get to the the the symbols You were shifting numbers to get symbols, right? Yeah, I shift for symbols, but that's all I use the shift for. I'm not a big shift user. I don't use the shift regular. But you

shift for symbols, and every time you hit the shift key for symbols, it changes everything to caps. You never noticed that? I don't know what that means. I don't know what you're saying. I've never tried to type in a letter while holding shift never if i'm if i'm putting a symbol in i'm holding the shift for the symbol then releasing the shift the reason i had like kind of a flat reaction to that i thought that it was going to continue like did you know that if you held shift and pressed x or whatever that yeah you You just ended it. If you held Shift, it capitalized the left. Yeah, I didn't know.

You're basically, you just ended it with a, did you guys know Shift? Yeah. How? I just didn't, I didn't know. Like, I think Eric even taught me that Shift is how you drop down without hitting Submit. Like, if you hold Shift and Enter, it'll drop down on the thing.

I didn't know that. I never hit Shift outside of making symbols. Shift is the symbol key to me. I felt I felt dumb the other day because my girlfriend taught me that if you hold the space bar down on your iPhone when you're typing, you can then move your cursor to anywhere within the within the text so you can edit much faster. And I thought, how have I been doing this wrong all these years? How much of my life have I wasted on my iPhone trying to like precisely get to where I needed to fix a letter?

And you just made me feel like I felt so dumb. You've made me feel so much smarter. I really I got to thank you. Actually, I just wasn't aware. I don't know if it's a dumb thing. I just didn't know. Nobody told me. I missed who taught you a keyboard that was in school.

I was taught how to type in school i i i would love to see the first time you typed and i bet it was something as simple as i bet it was a classic butterfly flapping its wings out a window and you just zoned out for like six seconds looked at a butterfly and then didn't hear the shift bit and then you lived the rest of your life incredibly inefficiently i bet this is exactly like how i switched math classes in the third grade for one week and i missed roman numerals and now you know 46 years into my life i still don't know roman numerals i bet you called in sick that day maybe you had a tummy ache or whatever on shift day and you were just fucked

for the rest of your life that's actually not not your fault. I feel bad for you. I missed the first two lessons of French that I had, so I missed numbers and letters. Absolutely screwed me for the rest of the whole year. I don't know anything. Those are the two keys to French. Numbers and letters. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. the last day how about a 4 p.m late checkout you just need a nice place to settle in enjoy your room upgrade wherever you go we'll go together that's the powerful backing of american express

visit amex.ca slash ymx benefits vary by card terms apply you uh weren't there for the last break shit we did gavin i felt incredibly stupid because we were opening football cards and uh either jeff or eric i think jeff said what's lvi and he meant roman numerals in my head i was thinking like mvp like it stood for something so it was like least valuable information or like i replied it in a word sense they're like it Roman. It's Roman numerals. Is L 50? Yes. Was that 56 LVI? I don't know. I have no idea.

I know it's not least valuable information. I know. We covered it in the break show, which by the way, we did a break show without you. It wasn't the same without you. We missed you, but it was still a fun time. We did. Well, I'll be there for the next one. You also could have waited two days and I would have been back, but that's fine. Well, we couldn't. Which we should get to at some point.

One of the things we need to talk about is from that break show, and it includes you whether you want it to or not. Okay. We picked for you. I hate his pick, and I hate what has transpired since his pick. I hate he doesn't know about it. He's going to win. Gavin has no idea he's going to win.

It's the most Gavin thing of all time. Everyone's been asking me about this. Jack's like, oh, what's this stuff about this bet? And Eric was asking me

something about it yesterday. I don't know what anyone is talking about and it's weird that I'm involved. So what's happening? Here's what I'm going to do for you. I'm going to go to Vegas in a couple weeks

to place my bet and I'm going to place your bet for you as well just so that you get taken care of but i'm not going to vegas i mean you go to vegas if you want to but i'm just saying if you don't i'm gonna already be there so i'm gonna i'll place your bet for you if you need we should probably explain everything so he knows what we're talking something explain anything if we do this is the rest of the episode you think so i don't know man maybe uh yeah let's fuck it let's do it let's go for it andrew this is you okay so jeff and i talked about in the past before even before

face doing this idea where we were going to use spells on nba players and then make bets based off of the spells that we sent towards the players. There are different versions of this idea. We're at one point going to have a sorcery battle between the Wizards and the Magic, which are two different NBA teams. Have a battle of magic between them. This feels like French again. I feel like I've missed the letters and the numbers. What the hell are you talking about?

All right, so there's an NBA team called the Wizards. There's an NBA team called the Orlando Magic. We think it's funny that they both had magic-based names. So we thought, what if we hired voodoo practitioners and magicians and brujeria people? And we had them play spells and curses on players. Not curses. Well, at different times, it definitely leaned into the curse. We've posited it up because we don't want to get sued.

But we definitely had a had a period we were going to like hex players and shit and see if we could affect the outcome of the game. Andrew would be one of the teams. I'd be the other. And we would duel with magic. So what the origin of this thought was, I was thinking about how when athletes are successful in things like whether it be you hear it a lot in combat sports But you hear it and all sports. They'll be like I just I want to thank God or Jesus For that and then I thought I've never heard a player on the losing side say like they had God on their side like Jesus Blocked my three-point attempt. I don't know I made a great shot. You're saying like they only thanked God and Jesus

They only nobody blames Jesus for their loss only people like support and like i want to thank god for this knockout it's like god had a role in me getting knocked out what am i supposed to do about that that's a good point jesus back there god gets all of the credit and none of the blame and apparently if everybody does it for god at least half of the people competing god is betting against. That's an excellent way to look at it. Yeah, well, that's that was the starting point, which then escalated to I've never heard a player be like, I want to thank all the spells I cast on myself this offseason. Like I didn't train.

I did very little working out. I didn't practice. I just cast a bunch of magic on me. It's working out great. This is fantastic. It's like I want to thank the who do practitioner who who placed the seven spells that. Yeah, that helped me win. So we have escalated this to the NFL season is about to start, and we thought it would be great to pick rookies for winning rookie of the year, make rookie of the year bets and then use magic on the people that we pick.

Jeff was opening a box of college trading cards, which I greatly misunderstood what they were. I thought they'd all be college players from the previous season, not just a bunch of players that played in college. I thought that was a weird box. The amount of players we got from the previous season. Yeah, that's how they all work, the collegiate packs.

Yeah, it's unfortunate. But we got all these cards, and we had essentially everybody that we wanted on this list and we drew a card for you gavin so you have a horse in this race oh you have a good one you well that's the thing let's talk about that so it had the the one stipulation is it had to be an it had to be uh uh what's the word i'm looking an underdog right and it had to be somebody who's not sl I'm looking for? An underdog, right? An underdog, yeah. It had to be somebody who's not slated to win Rookie of the Year. That's definitely Trevor Lawrence,

or I can't remember the guy right behind him. So I picked a guy named Nige Harris, who played at the University of Alabama, which is why I picked him. Andrew, who did you pick? I picked Justin Fields. Who's a quarterback. Who's a quarterback, yeah.

And for you, Gavin, we picked another underdog. We picked a guy named Mac Jones, who was drafted by the Patriots to be potentially their new future quarterback. However, the Patriots had a very high-profile quarterback step in after Tom Brady left. And so he was Mac Jones. It didn't look like he was going to start or get a lot of play time because

of this guy. Cam Cam Newton is like a world class or at times has been a world class, like one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Very talented dude has had some troubles the last few years. And then in a big, big, big surprise on monday or tuesday they cut that dude and mac jones is now the quarterback for the patriots so your rookie

is now running the show dude i'm in in the week since we picked i think he was like the fifth most likely like he was a pretty big underdog for winning rookie of the year since that time he has now switched to be the favorite since the declaration i don't know i don't know what to say about that every time i read a story about a rookie like the jaguars had one of their rookies get hurt and i was immediately suspicious that we have somehow caused this that there is dark magic out there that people are using we're only using positive spells to you i know are. We're only endorsing positive magic. You don't know what's going on out there. We have no control over that.

Just imagining that Quidditch scene in the first Harry Potter movie. So congratulations, Gavin. Everything is coming up you right now. That's awesome. I'm so excited. I made a huge bet on Justin Fields. And then the next day, they're like, Mac Jones is starting for the Patriots.

That's a good name too, Mac Jones. Also an Alabama alum so we're swimming in the same wake which is nice. Now you just have to figure out what magic you're going to do over the course of the next six months, five months, however long the NFL season is to secure your

rookie of the year victory or hire somebody. Figure out someone who knows what they're doing. You live in Austin. There's a lot of magic in Austin, dude. I can take you to some places. I feel like I need to buy crystals. That's a thing, right? That's like a good... That's a spell.

Yeah. Crystals. There's a crystal store in Austin. The one that says this place rocks or something. What does it say on the sign? Yeah. Nature's Treasures. That thing, it's like the crystal and rock store. It's huge. And it's always packed. It is always packed.

So if I go to a fortune teller, they can only tell my fortune, right? That's the deal with those? I think those are the rules. Is that true, though? Is that a governing rule? I think it might just depend on their abilities. I think it has to be related to you somehow. You can't just ask about like,

well, it's related. It's fortune. It's related to him now. I mean, he is now, he and Justin Fields are, are cosmically tied for the next few months.

If I go to like six fortune tellers and ask who the rookie of the year is going to be for the upcoming NFL season, I wonder what will be said. That should have been a factor. I should have done more prep work. I should have. Are you going to give this person multiple choice, or are they going to have to just pluck a name?

They're going to have to tell me who's going to win. I'm not going to give them multiple choice. I want to see what the universe has to say. What are the chances that any one of them can give you a name of someone who even has anything to do with that sport? That's on them. You think it's going to be like an 8-ball thing where it's like, my vision is blurry on this? I see a jersey, the name's kind of blurry.

I don't know who it is. I'm sorry. I can't help you. Someone who's going to wear a jersey. That's an interesting... I should do that. I just, I wonder... Yeah, pay some scammers do it it's in it's it's within the spirit of the of the competition i think you should i think you should explore

we should all explore all available options if we want to if we want to win this thing the problem is is actually i've already made a pretty big bet on justin fields winning so i feel like if i spend money to learn that the opinion is not Justin Fields, then I've just wasted more money to confirm that I know. Yeah, you've wasted money knowing, well, finding out that you've wasted money, basically. Hey, Gav, real quick,

can you just say Mac Jones? Mac Jones. Is that good, Eric? Is that a good take? Any other take? Oh, no, yeah, you can, if you want to give me another one, that's good. I mean, that's the whole reason that I picked them for you is i just thought like everyone has like these other

ones and it's just mac jones feels like a very gavin name for me wow that was that was something you want to try that again mac jones that's pretty good i'm very impressed it's like wait who who said that gavin who said that gavin or eric i'm excited about me and mac jones i think we'll be uh we'll go far and hey it's just so you i like that when it comes to gambling all you've ever done is fuck me and then you get mac jones and it's just he's the starter the next day i i think the natural progression off of us breaking shit occasionally is, and I don't know the legality of this, I want an Andrew gambling show.

I just want to watch you lose money. I think that's really good. Speaking of Andrew gambling and an Andrew gambling show, there's an excellent point for me to mention that I have my foot, I'm using it as a foot rest right now, is the mini roulette machine I bought for you guys.

A little mini roulette wheel. So that would be perfect for Andrew's gambling show. Andrew was sending me videos of people losing a... Was it Blackjack? Yeah, it was Blackjack. Fascinating. People just losing 10 grand in one go and their reactions to it.

I think that would be great for Andrew. I'll show you a thing I bought. Jeff, you bought the roulette wheel for us yes i did i went through a bad run i've just i've i no longer trust myself to make decisions i've lost that right i need to regain that privilege again uh so i bought i bought this i've just been using this whenever i'm like unsure on what i should do about something that's my globe oh it's pretty big it's maybe bigger than it looks it's yeah so I'll just be like I'll be if I want to do something I just assign numbers to it and then draw that's how I make the choices now are you incapable are you ever like how many chicken nuggets I want today oh yeah 14 okay no no no i don't

do it like that i'll be like i'll be i'll be like okay i'm not sure do i want do i want a 10 piece do i want a 20 piece if it lands between 1 and 29 i'll get the 10 if it's above that i'll go with the 20 i just have split everything i'm terrible at making choices i'll do the thing where i'll like be on netflix for hours just scrolling no. I'll have five movies on a list. I'll drop from the machine. I've solved so many issues with my life because of this machine. But do you ever go against what the machine tells you? Never.

You cannot go against the machine. It has one rule that you must obey the machine. At the point I disobey the machine, what am I even doing? There's no point. What decisions are you putting into this? Because surely not every decision. Some decisions you have to make yourself. No, if I'm on the fence about something,

or if I want to do something, but deep down I think actually that's a bad idea, then I go to the machine to see if it will validate my bad choice. So what was the most recent one? Yeah, there you go. The most recent one was deciding where i was going to order dinner from last night was the last time i used the machine what were the i got chinese okay chinese pizza i could have got sushi i had a whole thing i didn't know what i wanted so what

number is the machine what number did you draw that gave you 17 was it good it was delicious i got the fried rice it It was wonderful. Great time. You want to, hey, you want to, let's see, Gavin, think of a number. Think of a number right now. Between. One and 60. One and 60. There's 60 balls in this machine. Got it.

I got it. Here's the thing. I think there are 60. When I moved it over there, I made a mistake and all the balls fell onto the floor and shot everywhere. And it's possible there are some behind my fridge. I do not know. i do not know if all 60 are in there at this point you've you've misbalanced the decisions in your life because

some balls fell under the fridge it it was like a mistake where there were two balls in the chamber and i thought i can't get those out i'll just lift the lid and put my hand in and it was tired i wasn't thinking i just lifted and they all fell on the floor it was how do you get them out through the top no okay so do you see the chamber on the right they bounce into there and then the sensor above detects oh there's the ball and it stops spinning oh if i hold it it just seems the sensor yes so then i push the green button and a little panel moves and the ball drops down the chute and into the hole. And then that's how that works. Do you want it? Okay, so you think of a number.

Let's see how lucky this is. Well, do I tell you the number or what? I'm not sure. No, you think. You know what? You think. You keep it in your head. We'll try right now.

It's also very loud. I'm going to warn you. Why don't I type it into Discord once you've pulled the number? Okay, I'm pulling it right now. I'm not going to be able to see my screen, so I won't see your Discord post. Are you ready? I'm going to warn people.

This is very loud. Yep. Also, the machine is broken. Okay. Oh, my God. Sounds like a wall falling down. Okay. We got a number?

43. 43? 43. That was close. What what was it what was your number 54 that was actually pretty close that was like my springer fake number close we should uh you know how there was that idea that we never followed through with where andrew you could only grocery shop on in caps at the grocery store yes which i still think no well that sounds great too i think there's a lot we can do with this machine uh i'm very excited about the possibilities but in the short term it might be funny for you just to take a week or a couple days where you every decision in your life has to be made with that machine like what shirt do i put on today i love the idea of gamifying am

i gonna leave the house gamifying your whole life it is so funny yeah that is so before i bought the machine gavin and i had a conversation about like making all your choices just be random i'm not up to you you have to draw a line on questions because like technically everything becomes a you have to make a choice you're making a choice in ways you don't necessarily yeah that's how we we clarify that you're gonna have to make some yourself because otherwise you could just say like oh should i record face today and then suddenly you don't show up because the balls told you not to yeah or it could be you know a an issue of do i i need the shit do i use a toilet like everything if you make everything a choice i think i use the example should i wipe my ass and you were just like that's ridiculous of course i'm wiping my ass yeah so I think it has

to be that's the kind of code I'm living by it's things that I either want to do but also part of me is saying you don't don't do that yeah I think you could be more like I think I have to shit do I shit now or wait 15 minutes do I shit now or later not like do I use toilet paper

it's more to fix indecision than yeah yes that's a great way to fix it's more to fix indecision than yeah yes that's a great way to phrase it i don't feel like once again though the 15 minute thing are you asking me to shit myself like it depends on the situation do i have 15 minutes when i'm making that question or is that a question i'm asking when i have more than 15 minutes i don't know i mean i'm just thinking about my life very often i'll think like do i have time to take a shit right now or do i feel like taking a shit because i can hold it a couple it'd be easier just to hold it and do it later like i don't know i feel like if i need a shit i just go and have one it depends on for me i can i i can

chamber my shits pretty long i can't do that with p uh but definitely with poop a shit in the chamber is such a great combination of words. Do you feel like you have two chambers? How do you mean? I've got two shit chambers. Like somehow cars have a reserve gas tank? Yeah, I've got two. Okay. Like I can sit down and do a poo and it's done.

I could just wipe and get up. Or I could do that and then wait about five minutes and then round two comes oh yeah yeah and it just buys me more time between now and the next poo if i get both chambers empty i feel like that second if i let's say i do that right i take a shit and then i eat something like a mcdonald's burger the cavalry is coming within 15 minutes it's quick like that is it's gonna push down the next the next yeah i don't it's truly like a magic trick within itself i don't know how to explain it but they're like when i eat fast food certain fast food the cavalry will come i didn't know that anyone sent the memo out but we're going back it's around two we're immediately headed

back to i have a i have a similar thing where I drink ice coffee or cold brew pretty constantly, like water. And you get at least one shit per cup of ice coffee. So it's like, there's some days where you take like, it's just like you're just taking, you're just going back and forth from the fridge to get more ice coffee to the toilet. It's a pretty constant stream.

I forgot about dumping in England because it's different like different food different diet it really it dwindles down to i think i could i was going like once every couple of days whereas here it's like probably twice a day and and i i love it i love having an anus that hasn't been used in a day it just feels nice well why don, why don't you just try to adopt your British, bland, no-taste food diet? Like, the only reason you shit more in America is because you have better options. I don't know if that's true.

You should test this. You think if there was a Franklin barbecue next to your house in Oxfordshire, you wouldn't eat there constantly? How am I going to test this, Andrew? What do you mean I'm going to test this? Well, you just, you get the same, you make the same food. So you eat the same food.

You eat the diet you had when you were in England for like a week and see what happens. I have to import all my meals from England. It's just different shit. It's different ingredients, different sauces. It's not like sugar in the bread and stuff. I got you. You're being ridiculous.

Yeah, but that's what expats do. You managed to get your hands on Braston pickle. That wasn't so hard. Yeah. I got fucking multiple cans of salad cream. I like that Gavin's like, I have to eat Wonder Bread when I'm here. I have no choice. It's a law.

I can only have this one type of sugary bread. The stuff on the British Isle is the stuff that keeps, like the stuff in a jar, like pickled crap and baked beans. They're not shipping salad and milk and bread and stuff over. What the fuck do you mean? You get let you make the salad. What does that mean? You're saying British cows make milk that makes you shit less

than American cows. That's what you're saying. No, I'm makes you shit less than American cows. That's what you're saying. No, I'm not saying it's specific to milk, but I mean, they certainly eat different grass and it's different tasting. I don't know. I feel like salad was a really weird choice by you. I'm just picking something that's not going to last. It's American salad be making me shit like crazy.

No one has ever said that. Ever. Until this moment. Well, I can't identify the individual different things that make me poop twice a day here and poop once every four days in England. Gavin, we have had this conversation 20 times over the course of our friendship,

and it always boils down to you like the food in America, you have more options that are more exciting to you that are worse for you, and you can't control yourself in America. And in England, there's less to eat, so you just eat, you make your own pasta all night long,

and that's what you eat, and then you never shit. I don't think, okay, I'm going to try this the next week. Starting week i'm gonna try and eat stuff that causes me to shit once every two days but i don't think i could do it with the whole of heb i don't think i could do it you're acting like shepherd's pie is the most exotic dish that is you cannot access they don't have the technology to make shepherd's pie in anywhere else. These are the, yeah. I need my non-shitting British crisps.

The American crisps, they're ripping my asshole apart. I'd love to hear from comment leavers who have spent significant time between these two countries because I'm not making it up. Nobody thinks you're making it up. We don't think it's the quality of the food.

We think you eat shitty food in America because there's a lot of shitty. Because Austin is a shitty food town. It is a foodie town. Do you think you could do it? Do you think you could eat next week and shit once every two days? I don't know. I've never had that experience. It's like a weird thing to

say what do you mean do you think i can do it can i only shit once every two days is that what you're asking is that the question yeah if you could if you could change your diet to achieve that well hold on andrew how often what do you how often do you shit every day i feel y'all definitely every day how many how many poops a day do you have? I probably once, I'd say. Okay, you average once a day. Gavin,

you currently, American Gavin, you average what, twice a day, you said? Between one and two, but definitely one. I would say I'm between

two and four a day, probably. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm exceptionally healthy. It's the more you shit, the better off you are. It's good for you.

Is that true? Wait. Oh, yeah, big time. I think that just means you're having as much uh coffee as you should be having water it's like it's like you i'm running it's like you're running shit drills i'm just getting better it's better and better shit drills because you always got catacombs yeah yeah it's true too i feel like you just made a 15 minute argument that the reason why gavin shits more is because he eats shittier food and then you're like, I have four shits

because I'm so healthy. What are you talking about? I gotta defend myself here. Also, I am also full of shit. Dude, I've also got, I also, I'm an anomaly. I'm different because I have to take medicine to make me shit or I'll die because I have that disease. So I have to

every night of my life, I have to drink Miralax, which then makes me shit my brains out. Gently, I might add. So I have to, every night of my life, I have to drink Miralax, which then makes me shit my brains out, gently, I might add. So, you know, it's like, the amount of Miralax I go through is unbelievable. Yeah, well, that explains the four a day sometimes. I'd like not to turn it into a full shit podcast like we've had before,

but what's Nick and Eric's averages while we've got them here oh that's a great question once every other day every other day whoa you're on the english way how'd you do it i uh don't i mean i don't think i eat too too much so that's probably it i think it's just probably less food i think it's just a quantity thing nick what are you shitting, man? Once a day. So wait, but I just have lunch and dinner. Are you just having lunch?

I mean, it's kind of like eating, like grazing throughout the day, but nothing's a huge meal typically. How about this? Eric, what's on the menu for today? What will you eat from start to finish today? I had a banana.

I had broccoli, brown rice, and chicken. I'll probably have steak and maybe a quesadilla, something for dinner. But all of these are smaller, so throughout the day I'll have some pineapple or watermelon or something. That's probably what I'll have some pineapple or watermelon or something like that that's probably what i'll have typically damn how about you gav moderately healthy what is your average day uh like you said you only eat lunch and dinner so what do you have for lunch today and what are you gonna have for dinner tonight i didn't mean to stump you i'm sorry if that's too hard i don't want to grind the podcast to a halt or

anything we can move on just thinking about what i had today i had a smoothie i had a smoothie for lunch okay at a nana uh about 11 don't know what i'm gonna have tonight i don't want to like as you haven't said i don't want to make this too gross but i have a question of are all shits equal no is there like the how do you measure are we doing like is there a bunt of the shitting world like what is the half is that where you hold out a baseball bat to shit yeah yeah we're like it bounced yeah when you're in your i still honestly don't know how the bat knobs work we haven't even touched on those but i'm still confused about that process i got it um we gotta have the bat knob i just mean like is every time you sit on a toilet and shit comes out is that a

shit because i think if you need to wipe you've taken a shit i just okay but i just feel like that scale isn't fair because there's massive because you don't i feel like that well you're just gonna sit down and shit like one more teaser and then you're done no well i'm saying that can happen think about the fishing world okay if i fucking full if i pull out a 20 foot salmon the biggest goddamn salmon anyone's ever seen and somebody fishes a goldfish those shouldn't count as the same thing you both went fishing and you both caught fish yeah and and nick has brought up an interesting point he said what about the rare wipe-free shits? You still had to wipe. You still had to wipe, so it counts. You still had to see what was on the...

Yeah, it does count. Why is everything on this podcast, we need to find the regulation version of it? What is that? Well, it's just... No, if Jeff is saying I'm shitting four times a day, which is really high. Two to four. I've shit twice today already, and I don't think I'm doneitting four times a day which two to four really high for two to four

I've shit twice today already and I don't think I'm see that's a lot to me and my head it can't be what I would consider the average shit I can't in my I can't wrap my head around you're taking four average shits a day oh yeah I mean not all shits are created equal but they're all shit that's what

I'm saying so I'm just making sure I wanted more of a clarification than an argument. Not every shit is a grand slam. Not every shit is a home run. A lot of shits are doubles and singles. I have a lot of doubles. I have a lot of doubles in my life. I have a lot of like, I'm in scoring position. I got an extra base.

It's good for the team. I haven't scored, but it's way better than a bunt or a single. Maybe I advanced the runner if there was somebody on. Maybe I scored a run. I don't scored but it's way better than a bunt or a single you know maybe I advanced the runner if there was somebody on maybe I maybe I scored a run I don't know what would they go what would the grand slam be no I don't want to know I think it's probably whatever happened to Andrew that day when he almost shit on a tree or at the mall or whatever no you know what I think I honestly I think the grand slam is because you feel good about yourself when it's a grand slam it is a

giant shit that requires no wipe at all that's the grand slam i haven't had a great get up and go very long time love a good grand slam miralax does not allow for grand slams yeah it's rare i i don't get a lot of grand slams in austin i'll be honest the chat is going very gross right now. What's the knob update? Yeah, well, I have a knob update. I'm going to tell you right now. I'd like to preface this, by the way, with I'm going to annoy you

in this conversation that we're about to have. What does that mean? You're going to get annoyed. Okay. So here's the knob update. I had the 100 baseball bats, full-size baseball bats, right? And I had 900 pre-made knobs. And then I, eventually I got 1,100 metal tags,

numbers one through 100 twice. Everything I needed. I began last Thursday or Friday. I got the old, I got my chop saw that I bought. I set it all up in my backyard. And Saturday and Sunday, I want to say I spent about seven hours each day. I'm very tan now.

Spent seven hours on Saturday and probably seven hours on Sunday cutting knobs. I did 102 bats. All 102 bats are knobless. I then had to take the cut knobs, which were imperfect, and sand them down with a little Black & Decker mouse sander.

And then I sanded the bat end because that was fucked up as well, and I just wanted it to be nice and symmetrical. So I cut 102 knobs, I sanded 102 knobs, and then I sanded 102 bat ends. That was my entire weekend. That was probably 25 hours of work or something over the course of the weekend.

Although I gotta say, way fucking better and way more enjoyable and way more fun to do than burning those fucking numbers into those tiny bats. That was way less work, but way shittier work. I enjoyed every second of playing with the power tools this weekend. When I finished that, I then affixed the little metal serial numbers to the knobs that I created, and then affixed the other ones to the knobless bats, so they had matches.

I have since given those to Rooster Teeth. They have them. They're in Rooster Teeth's possession. So I no longer have 102 bats in my house. What I do still have is 900 bat knobs, which, holy shit, 900 is such a bigger number than 100. It is going to take me the rest

of my fucking life to do to put these tags on these pre-made bat knobs. I think I've done about, since Monday, I think I've done about 450. So I'm about halfway done. I've seen some of the pictures. I will say, the quality of work,

excellent. They look professionally done. I think that they, I think the audience, the comment leavers, the purchasers, will be very surprised and pleased with the level of quality. I do. I put a lot of love and effort into it. But here's the problem. They're all the wrong size.

Every single one of them. They're all wrong. We had this conversation that was size one, that was size two, and that was size three. We agreed that size one was like a button and size three was ridiculous it's like half the handle size two the perfect knob you've made every single one in size three okay here's my rebuttal to that okay first off one fuck you

two uh i i measured and made them the same size as all of the pre-made bat knobs, so they would be uniform. So don't blame me. Blame the 900 bat knobs that I had to match. I mean, it would have been, obviously, all 900 are the wrong size. It would have been a good opportunity to make 100 of the correct size that could have been, like, you know, the special ones. You can suck the poop out of my butthole

that's what you can do the third one of the day the fourth one which one i just any any of my four any of the four poos or all four i don't care uh i'm pooping pretty regularly throughout the day so anytime you want to come over i'm probably within an hour of a poop. You little bitch. Did you not think when you saw all of the, uh, like, half-handle ones? I just said, fuck, this is the size it is. I'm not gonna go and cut down the 900. I'm just gonna make the 100 the same size. And by the way, dickhead, you know where I live.

The shit's been in my house for months. Feel free to come over and help out at any point, whenever you fucking want to. I'm happy to help. I'm just saying, we've got to sand down 900 knobs to the right size. No, we don't. They're fine. What do you mean?

They're fine. They're too long. How long are they? How long are they? The knob should be about an inch. Hold on. It should be enough to be stuck on a cabinet. Hold on, and I'll find out, because I

gotta go find a fucking knob, and then I'll measure it. Continue to converse. And by the way, however long, whatever number I come back with, if it's three inches or seven inches or whatever, just so you know, whatever that number is is the correct fucking number for how big a bat knob should be as of this moment.

It is now the regulation bat knob size. No matter what that number is, it is the regulation bat knob size that governs all bat knobs across the galaxy in perpetuity. I'll be right back. Andrew, you do remember the conversation we had, right? Where we had the three different sizes? You know what? I honestly don't, but I'm glad you do because this has been a lot of fun. Yeah, you do, Eric conversation we had, right? Where we had the three different sizes? You know what? I honestly don't, but I'm glad you do, because this has been a lot of fun. Yeah, you do, Eric.

You do, right? Oh, no, I remember. I appreciate you saying that this is going to annoy him. I remember it happened. I don't remember the decision. Oh, no, I remember. I just don't remember what length. I know it was like the middle where it wasn't the button and it wasn't like half the bat,

but like just before Jeff gets back, what number are you happy with do you think i would i would want like between one and one and a half okay be the actual knobs anything anything that's that makes it longer than that uh-huh to the point where it is long and not like a like a cube right i will say i will say you saying one to one and a half it makes so thrilled for whatever Jeff is going to come back with because there's no way. They're going to be about three inches at least. Are you saying that we're selling handles? We had the whole conversation.

We ended up deciding between a button, a knob, and a handle. He's made a thousand handles. Okay, I'm back. I'm back. We put this to a public vote, didn't we? I measured. Do you want just the knob? The part that comes off the knob is what I measured,

not the knob itself, right? I like it in dinklogous as well, very specifically. Someone find first. Someone find the public poll we did. What are you measuring, Jeff? It's about an inch and a half. Oh. But.

Oh. But. What? That is without. No, I'm kidding. I've been listening to this whole thing. It's three inches. Son of a bitch.

That's how fucking big. That's how big Tony and the merch department made it. So that's how big it is. Well, they got it the wrong size. We didn't know. Well, hey, how about this, dickhead? Show up at any of the F*** Face merch meetings and make your opinion heard. We have them every two weeks.

You're always invited. You've showed up to zero merch meetings. We didn't need a merch meeting. The comment leavers voted. You did it on Instagram. The comment leavers don't make the bat knobs! The merch department does! They buy them!

Oh, man, I had a completely different issue that I thought it was unrelated. I'm so happy that yours is this. Have you got a different issue? I do have a different issue! Oh, I can't wait for yours. What's your different issue? Well, so we're only selling the knobs, right?

Like we're selling the knobs. I don't know what we're selling to this point. Okay. I don't know. I was thinking, I was talking about this with Emily the other night. I was thinking we should sell the, so the 900 knobs will sell as knobs, right?

But the other, the 102, I think those should be blind item. You're buying one or the other and you don't know it's a 50 50 chance do i get the knob or do i get the knob end or the the bat end oh like a bit of a knob like a blind box like a blind that was that was my issue i'm gonna put this is a terrible it's the only one that i could find and it's it's largely obstructed it's from our most recent break shit stream you're holding the bat up Our logo is on the end of the bat and then you cut off the bottom part.

So I was curious, why did we put a logo on the end of the bat if we weren't going to sell it? I feel like we've had this discussion. I feel like we've had that discussion multiple times. There's nothing we can do about it now. I just have no idea what's going on. Also, the serial, I will say this, because we all shared and agreed that that was ludicrous,

but I will say that in my mind that was solved because when I started putting the serial numbers on, I realized that the serial numbers say face on them. So it is technically labeled on the other end. Sure. Good to know. That was just that was mine. I wasn't sure if we were going to sell like what we're doing with the other half. I thought we were selling full bats and knobs, not that we were just doing knobs. And then how are we still having this particular conversation i don't know what are

we selling this is incredible hey jeff yeah do you uh do you like producing are you having a good time because this is what it is all the time for every show it's the best i feel like i do feel very uh because obviously i wasn't in the meetings. I haven't helped in any way, and I'm still annoyed by it. So I feel like, you know, maybe I'm the asshole in this situation. But I'm pretty sure they should all have been size number two.

Pretty sure about that. Well, you know, for the record, I wanted size number one, and I acquiesced to two. And if they ended up as three, I don't give a fuck, dude. I voted for one. I just wanted it to be a fucking knob. I didn't want any

end on it. Y'all are the ones that fought for the ends. No, I like the knob. I'm a fan of the knob. The reason this is perfect though is that it's been completely f*** faced again. And this is the perfect product. Here's what I'm looking forward to. We're selling handles we sell so we sell these fucking we sell these items right we started with the 50 bats mini bats then we've gotten to the knobs now we've got the 100 uh self-cut and then

the 900 so the next order is going to be i think probably at least 10 000 knobs and i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna take a back seat i'm gonna let you do those Gav you have you're very opinionated on knob size on shaft length and instead of fighting against the tide and getting it wrong every time and then being a huge embarrassment to the company

and the podcast I'm gonna take a step back and when we do the one of 10,000 I'm gonna let you cut them all and then we'll know they're gonna to be done to Gavin's exacting standards, which I think makes sense to me. Can I borrow your tools? Absolutely.

Okay. I feel like, Gavin, you said that you feel like you're the asshole in this process. I think that's been the constant throughout this. All you've done is cause chaos. I remember like three months ago, it feels like Eric, Jeff, and I were in a merch meeting.

We settled all of this. It all made sense. For the first time, it clicked. Then we recorded like 30 minutes later, and you asked three questions and made arguments that we couldn't counter. You just like, you threw a fucking wrench into everything. You weren't there. All you've done is cause chaos in this process i feel like i was

asking good questions maybe you should ask them at the meetings i don't think anybody's saying your questions are bad i think that maybe they were just asked at the wrong place at the wrong time well just have the meetings on slack and i can read them and reply to it a meeting is that's extreme a meeting about a bat knob mentor there's so much there's so much that is not that there's so much discussed in those meetings that we go oh and this oh and this yeah it is no joke dude there's a lot of ground that gets covered in those meetings for sure like the new jet ski merchandise that we should talk about at some point we didn't even talk about our jet ski adventure we'll have to talk about next episode all right i can't i'm about our jet ski adventure. We'll have to talk about next episode. All right. I can't. I'm really excited

to get a bat handle. I'm really excited. Yeah, I hope you. I feel like you're overselling the handle now. I feel like you feel bad. I hope you quick quickly on those

quickly on the store when they go for sale because they're going to go fast and I don't have any extras to give you so you can buy one like the rest of them. Oh, I didn't get

a special one. That's fair. I didn't make special ones this time. I did. I made I made two special ones, but they're not for y'all i made because we had a hundred and then there were more bats and i thought just in case i miscounted uh because i was numbering them as i went i was like just in just in case i miscounted uh let me do two extra ones and then and then i'll just

affix numbers to but then i realized there was only there's only one 101 and 102 so i hand wrote those uh so those are the two special ones and i signed them is there such thing as a saw that has sandpaper on the circular bit it like saws and sands saws and sands that is a great invention if it doesn't exist and you should patent it okay Okay. We could sell it and then I'll complain it's the wrong size. Should we... Should we stop talking so that we can start talking again very quickly?

Yeah. We need to do this. Well, thanks for listening to another episode of F***. I have no idea what episode this was. Do you guys know? 67.

Jesus Christ. All right. Episode 67. If you like F*** Face or even if you're just okay with F*** Face, maybe buy some F*** Face merchandise or even if you're just okay with F*** Face, maybe buy some F*** Face merchandise at store.rooseteeth.com or just go to rooseteeth.com

and click on the store link. We'll have bat knobs, we have waffle bombs, we have fuck buttons, we have child kicker merch, there's all kinds of dumb shit you could buy. There you go. You could buy. Also, we have a YouTube channel that has cool stuff like my bike trick on it that. You could buy. Also, we have a YouTube channel that has cool stuff like

My Bike Trick on it that you can check out. Dude, phenomenally well. Got like 70,000 views or something. It's doing great. People love your trick. Wait till we drop the next mixtape. We should end this with a magic trick.

Jeff, think of a number between one and 60. Really quick. Just think of one. Tell me when you have it. Okay, I got it. Okay. 19.

Are you serious? Yeah. What number did you say? 19. You're breaking up. You said one, nine, 19, right? Yes. No way.

No fucking way. No way. No fucking way. Yeah. Are you taking the piss? This is bullshit. No way. Do you know why I picked?

I'll take a photo right now. I'll very clearly tell you why I picked 19, because it's my birthday. No. This is, no. Did you plan that? 19th, so I immediately wrote 19 down. No, this is play. I planned the opposite.

I wanted to keep doing it for as long as annoyingly possible, expecting it to never hit. I literally read it in the Discord half a second before you said it. Me too. Me too. Here we go. This isn't real. Holy shit! What are the odds? I have no... No. We actually don't know. I don't know how many balls

are in the machine. We truly don't know the odds. 1 in 50 something probably. I have't know how many balls are in the machine. We truly don't know the odds. One in 50-something, probably. I have no idea how that happened or what that means, but it can only be... It can only portend positive things going forward. It's got to be good luck, right? This show is so stupid. You know, we should sell...

Oh, my God. We should sell number 19 ping pong balls, and we all autograph them. Lucky 19 ping pong balls. That's our next thing. Okay, wrap it up. Goodbye. Thank you.

Goodbye. Thank you. That'd be the size of a tennis ball.