Regulation Podcast - The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

so you guys can take it away this is episode number 43 this is going to be the good one i think that all the other ones have been great this one is going to be head and shoulders above the rest of them but it's up to you guys to get it there. So I'll leave it to you. Take it away. Thanks for that awesome intro, Eric. I don't think any of us could have done a better job than what you just did. You continue to impress and amaze. And you are right. That is what this show is.

Gavin, Raymond, how are you guys doing today? Not bad. I'm doing great. I feel like there's a little bit of pressure, though, off that opening. Like Eric said, this is going to be great. And then just left. Just disappeared. That's what a real showman does, right? He threw the gauntlet to us.

And now it's up to us to run with it. So, Andrew, I believe I hopped into the chat to the recording earlier. And I heard you talking about pickling. So I left. Did you want to get into pickling? I mean, we don't need to necessarily get into pickling. I could talk about it briefly. Well, okay. Let's say... Were you offended

by it, Jeff? Is that why you left? No, I just thought, uh, I don't need to hear this shit from him unless it's, like, on camera. Would you say, if I said that I'm into pickling now, does that mean that I'm going to pickle things or that I'm open to the idea that pickled things could be good?

If you're into pickling, you're one who pickles. So you're like making your own pickles and shit. What did I say? Did I say? I think I said I'm open to the idea that pickled things are good or pick. I don't remember what I said, but I'm not going to be a pickler. I just thought there was no way. Like anything being pickled didn't seem like it would enhance the flavor to me at all.

I mean, you're already a pickler. You got a pickled waffle on your desk right now. That's true. I should do something with that eventually. I just don't. I kind of want to smell it again, but I'm convinced I'll just vomit immediately, and there needs to be a right time for that. I also don't want to get puke on my keyboard. Yeah, at least that.

That's something you build up to throughout the course of an episode, for sure. You don't want to get puke on my keyboard yeah that's something you build up to uh throughout the course of an episode for sure you don't want to blow it in the first five minutes definitely speaking of which i what you guys got a lot to cover this week gab you got anything i have a thing to bring up that kid that we forgot to talk about is is a brief thing gavin you mentioned maybe it was the end of the story but i was going to expand on it a little bit you had a jacket that like would buzz alarms or whatever and it was kind of set up in a way of like we'll talk more about it and then we just never did oh yeah i could go into that i have a question too uh i said gav do you have anything and then andrew you also answered so is this your way of telling us that you have a third name and it's gavin that

you have been hiding from us no i just got excited and I answered when you said, do you have anything? Then you said Gavin. I assumed it was open to everybody. I didn't realize this is a Gavin only question when I reply. My only thing to talk about this week is Andrew will routinely say things that he hasn't done, which I feel like most people have, like eaten an egg or what else? There was something else. Meatball.

You haven't eaten a meatball. Yeah, stuff like that. I haven't watched Star Wars or whatever you lied about last week. No, I didn't. Watch Triple X for the millennium. That was just a mistake. The two year screener. But I'm intrigued if you can pinpoint, Andrew, things that you know most people have done that you haven't.

Oh, I feel like, well, this is weird. I feel like everything that we just talked about. Star Wars is a big one. I have a Star Wars question for you, Gavin. Jeff gave me so much shit about this. And you need to understand my concept. I've seen The Phantom Menace. I saw The Clone Wars.

Walked out of Revenge of the Sith. Didn't finish it. I've never finished that movie. And I've seen Rogue One. I was thinking about Star Wars. So like understand the characters I have a grasp on from those movies. I asked, and I thought this was a very fair question, but Jeff thought I was a fucking idiot.

Is Chewbacca an Ewok? He's a Wookiee. Well, I didn't know. Like, I don't know. I just I don't know anything. I don't know what a Wookiee is. I thought it was a fair question. They're both furry things.

And I was just curious if Chewbacca was like substantially taller than all the other, all the other Ewoks. I thought it was a fair question. So all furry things are the same to you? I'll be honest with you, Andrew, that makes you sound a little furry intolerant. No, I'm just saying that typically when you see an Ewok, there's certain sides from what I've seen. And I was just curious if Chewbacca was an anomaly, if he was just a really tall Ewok. He was the Yao Ming of Ewoks.

Yeah, that was sort of what I was presenting. Wait, you said you saw Rogue One. Isn't that the one with all the Ewoks? Oh, damn it, all the Wookiees? Which one? Or is that Solo? What one has all the wookies fighting i don't think i don't think they're in rogue one yeah i haven't seen solo okay jubaka's in that one

though i don't think i've seen a star wars movie that's featured jubaka in any way i'll be honest i don't want to turn this into a whole star wars thing but i'll say growing up star wars was an easy franchise to wrap my head around because there were only six movies and really three for most of my childhood. It all runs together now. Just hearing you guys list all the fucking movies to try to keep up with. I don't know how anybody keeps it separate. And I'm by no means an expert. I didn't.

I watched them all in chronological order for the first time. I watched one, two, three, four, five, six. And then I hadn't seen them in years. And then I didn't remember anything about it, so I had to rewatch them all. I never thought when I was a kid I'd be like, all right, slow down on the Star Wars for a minute. I need to catch my breath. I actually feel like I watch them in the worst way, in some sense,

because I've never seen Darth Vader in any movie, ever. I sort of have this perception of who Vader is. So wait, you're watching rogue one yeah at the end you're like who the hell's that no no no i know who he is like culturally i seen darth vader i get who darth vader is but i've never seen him in a movie so when he had the rogue one sequence people lost their minds about how cool that was to me i just assumed that's what vader has done every other movie that's what I thought the bar was. Like, that was in no way exceptional to me. I was like, oh, he just killed a bunch of guys.

He moved like an old man in almost every movie. That was like the one time he was badass. Yeah. So, yeah, that's my problem. I feel like if I watch those movies now, it's just going to be ridiculous under like seeing what he could do in Rogue One compared to what he did in the other movies. Well, I just wouldn't even bother if I were you then. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like a lot to watch.

There you go. No need. Maybe Star Wars and eggs and meatballs and pickles just aren't for you. I'm open to pickles. I had, Wendy's has this Korean barbecue burger in Canada right now, and it had pickled onions on it.

I think it's like the first thing I've had that was pickled. Really enjoyed it. Kind of brought out some additional flavor, kind of tart. I'm a fan of it. So I'm open to the idea that... Was that your first pickled onion? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was.

I think it might be my first pickled anything, knowingly. You should try a pickled cucumber. They are delicious. But I don't like cucumber, but I don't like cucumber. So I don't. You did. Well, listen, a lot of people don't like onions, but they like pickled onions. It's a whole different world when you pickle it.

Yeah, but I like onions. So I feel like it's not shocking that I'd also like pickled onions. It's just a variant of the flavor. I don't like cucumbers. I'm going to recommend that you if that you try to ride this pickle wave, and maybe you don't jump into pickles, pickled cucumbers, immediately, but I think you got to get there because it's the big dog in the ocean. It's the shark of pickling, right?

Okay. It's the blue whale. It's the apex predator of all other pickled items. So you can't ignore it forever. At some point, you got to give it a shot. Maybe you work your way up to it, though. Is there a pickled section in the grocery store? I imagine there is, right?

I don't know. I don't know. Is there, like, could I just buy pickled things if I wanted to just expand? See if, uh... Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I assume it's, like, in the area with the jars. Yeah, where the pickles are

even okay i don't think i've ever gone down that aisle you've never gone down an aisle well no the pickle aisle specifically have you ever been standing on the end of all the fixtures like peeping down the aisles but never said foot down the pickles sir he's like excuse me sir about halfway down that aisle sir sir, there's some pickles. Would you grab me the Vlasics? Extra crunchy. I can't go down the aisle. That would be a really interesting challenge is to go a year, but you can only buy off the ends.

The face shopping challenge. To see what's available to you. Everything that's on promotion. Yeah. Well, I mean, like the produce. You'd live off the produce section. You got the deli. You can make that work, I think. It's just, like, condiments. Yeah, but stuff like, like, refrigerated stuff

is never on the end, is it? No. Very rarely. You would just end up with a lot of, like, ice cream cones and fixings for ice cream. A lot of, like, maraschino cherries. Yeah, you can buy all the Big red that you want and like candles you can eat candles all day long candles and batteries

the next two weeks i'm not gonna walk down any aisles i'll just see how it goes let's see what that's a that's a great challenge i think i think that's a great 2021 challenge for everybody, for the audience as well. Oh, man. Hey, so I have... Can I talk to you guys about something? Yeah, of course. I was a little unhappy with my performance in last week's F*** Face.

I usually am, but I was so unhappy, in fact, that I even reached out to you guys after the episode just to make sure that it was okay. Oh, you well uh maybe I know maybe I just texted you thanks for bringing it up anyway I'm sure I had a reason but uh so I I I re I decided uh that instead of being in a funk about it I was going to redouble my efforts between that episode to this episode. And the struggle that I've been having,

I was talking about this with Gavin, is like nothing's happening in my life right now, right? Because of the pandemic and because of working from home and stuff. And I think I even said to Gavin, like I can only make socks and fingernail clippings stories for so long. Like I'm really scraping the bottom

of the fucking barrel here. Yeah, but last night, last time you were pulling up, like throwing up blood and all that cool stuff. Yeah, that's true too. That's, I'm really scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel here. Yeah, but last night, last time you were pulling up, like, throwing up blood and all that cool stuff. Yeah, that's true, too. That's what I'm saying. It's the bottom of the barrel, man. It's just... Oh, God, yeah.

So I set to come up with some stuff for this episode that I wanted to get excited and invigorated about, and it was such a fun experiment that two things happened. One, I became an inventor and I have created what I think is a revolutionary product I would like to share with you guys. And two, I became an artist and I think I've created an avenue for a future of art. So I would like to share these two things with you if you don't mind and if no one else has any more pressing business. No.

Go ahead. I'd like to see, are these connected in any way? Are these two separate ventures? They are separate, but one could argue they're connected on a theme. Okay. Okay.

Pickled eggs are amazing, I think so, by condiments. Yeah, Nick's right. They're by the condiments. Okay, so let me preface. I'll take this back a little bit. I was having this conversation where I thought,

like, what am I going to do between now and next to really to bring it like the guys have done, like Andrew's done or Raymond has done every week with the shit that he makes up and how Gavin has been able to just, like, coast by without really doing anything, even signing the goddamn baseball cards, which the merch team has been begging us for Gavin to do.

But it doesn't even matter because Gavin, he's the boy with the golden hands, as his grandfather said. So as I happen, as I tend to do, I have these creative like sessions on my bicycle, right? So I was like, I got gotta get on my bike and i gotta run out there and i gotta figure out what i'm gonna do between face and face and i was like oh fucking right as i was about to get on the bike i realized i was hungry it's like a law firm yeah yeah exactly face and face uh so i was like oh i should grab some food before i go

and i looked around and there was nothing that i could eat on my bicycle but then i saw like a candy bracelet because i had bought a bunch of candy bracelets at the dollar store the other day. You know what I'm talking about? Candy bracelets, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, I feel like so I slapped a candy bracelet on my wrist and I went off on my bicycle about halfway down. I remember on my ride, I realized that the candy bracelet was still there. And I thought, that's kind of convenient. I can eat the candy without getting off my bicycle, right? And so I was able to eat the entire candy bracelet while riding without slowing down, without reducing my pace, without anything. And I thought, what a shame

that I was able to provide sustenance for myself without even slowing down or breaking my stride on my bike. Were you leading your hand up to your mouth, or were you hunching down to your wrist while riding? It's an excellent question, Gavin, and I'm glad you asked it. And I have some documentation that can answer that for you. However, so we'll get to that. Anyway, in this moment, I thought, I wish that I could continue this bike ride,

but still feel like I got the sugar rush. It's over. And now I'm worse off than before. As GI Joe told you, eat a banana, not a candy bar. You'll feel have energy longer. Right.

So, so I was like, I had the quick rush of the sugar, but I was bummed that I didn't have something more substantial. And then it struck me what we need to be able to do as a society. And this is how you guys are going to have to an audience. All this will go up on the Instagram face pod is what it's called so that you can play along with me.

I thought there's got to be a better way to combine the convenience of jewelry and the raw power of beef. And the raw power of beef. What the? Combine the convenience of hand jewelry with bovine energy. Where did beef come from? That's when I landed on the beef bracelet. You see, what I've done in this photo, and I apologize for my skin looking a little ashy.

It's still beaten up from being scraped across I-35 for a couple hundred feet. I'm still a little under the weather physically. The beef bracelet, what I've done here, I made a prototype, right? I took the string from a candy bracelet, and then I cut up like a Slim Jim, and then I combined it around and created a bracelet of beef. And let me tell you, boys, it worked. Now, here's why I'm telling you. I would like you to consider investing in face beef bracelets.

And I don't want to stop there, because I got to thinking, that's a lot of, that's good, that's convenient. I can ride my bike. I can eat beef. I don't have to stop. I don't have to slow down. I don't have to, it doesn't have to impede my life in any way, but that's. I can eat beef. I don't have to stop. I don't have to slow down. I don't have to,

it doesn't have to impede my life in any way, but that's not a lot of beef. What am I going to do? I'm going to end up with like 17 bracelets. I could do that, or I could go for the big beef bracelet. I made a second prototype. That's right,

with chunks, like huge chunks of beef jerky. So if you don't want a snack, you want a meal, it's right there on your hand. I can already envision the commercial as Jeff riding his bike and there's six dogs running after him. Beef bracelet. Alright, I'm glad you mentioned

the dogs. We're going to get into that, because that is an area for concern. Here's what I thought. Why stop the beef, right? This is a whole product line, so I tried a lot of stuff to put on a bracelet. I'll be honest with you. It's hard. What goes well with beef?

Cheese, right? Beef and cheese? I'll be damned if I could get cheese to stay on my wrist for anything. Any kind of cheese. I gave up. And then it struck me. I'm overthinking it. What do people like about beef?

They like that it's salty. So what happens when you combine sweet and salty? You get sweet and salty beef bracelet. I already had the answer right there in front of me. You just combine the candy necklace or the candy bracelet with the beef bracelet, and you've got both. You've got a sweet and salty bite all at once, and you're getting your...

And you're scratching that sweet tooth urge, and you're getting your and you're and you're like scratching that sweet tooth urge and you're building up your protein and you get you're gonna be in the best shape of your life you're gonna be the most extreme mountain biker swimmer oh that's another great thing right it's a it's a bit of a problem for the sweet and salty uh candy bracelets they will melt in the rain however beef is rain resistant. You can wear this sucker in the ocean if you want to. What, your beef going to get saltier? What do you mean?

You want to eat a load of wet beef? No, I don't want to, but I'm saying you can if you have to. I like that you went from, like, you pressed stop last week and you're like, hard cut to you stapling and gluing beef to your arm what what is how how is that taking place look at the state of that picture it looks foul it looks disgusting well i think i'll say thank you oh my god i support and then i i wanted to oh i have one more for you guys too, right? So I thought I need to make a commercial. Now, I don't have the money.

Oh, these files are too powerful. They're more than 8 megs. Oh, I can't show it to you. You could text, maybe. Yeah, or the Slack. Okay, I'll Slack it to face. So I filmed just to give you guys a clue of what I'm talking about. And this goes back to

what Gavin was saying about, like, do I hunch my head down or do I bring my arm up? I created a video to show how it works. Now, when you watch the video, you'll have to take into consideration that what I'm actually eating is, because I didn't have the beef bracelet on me at the time, I'm actually using a bracelet that says fart on it that Millie made for me. And I'm using that to pantomime

eating how the motion works. Then what we'll do when we get some money, like when you guys invest and other people invest, we'll rotoscope in some beef. Okay, I'm gonna watch this now. Yeah, watch it. Okay. Yeah, he's one-handed it. He's bringing the wrist up to his mouth he's having a little snack

obviously this is the uh just the model prototype doesn't contain any beef yeah i can see that it's it's jeff pretending to eat beads yeah you know what's great about that too it's so safe i was filming that whole thing with my left hand i don't have any hands on the bike when you're eating a beef bracelet, you only need one hand. I was able to do it. I was able to continue without either. It's going to be twice as safe for you because you're not going to be filming yourself

eating a beef bracelet. You're just going to be eating it and riding it. Boom. Beef bracelet. Imagine him getting wheeled off on a stretcher. He's like, oh, what happened? I couldn't eat the beef and hold the camera at the same time. Could you imagine It's like, oh, what happened? I couldn't eat the beef and hold the camera. Could you imagine Jeff's bike fall with the beef bracelet on? Adding that to the story, his beef launching everywhere.

All this thing is for me is, I guess it's like if you die out in the world, it just attracts the raven sooner. I think that's all this place achieves here's the one problem i need to solve for and i would i i i feel like we need to do some workshopping and i and i could use your help i'm bringing this to the face uh council so that we can investigate this i think there's a lot of money in it for us i mean just like think about just think about the athleisure wear industry you like you make a fucking You make an attractive beef bracelet that goes along with your Lululemons. It's a license to print money.

However, Gavin hit on the main drawback that I have with this is angry dogs. I'm not sure. Now, an angry dog can be a motivator. If a dog is chasing you because of your beef bracelet and you're on a bike, you're going to ride faster. So, I mean, I guess it could be considered beneficial in that way. But I don't know if we need to make a in conjunction like an anti dog and anti bear spray or I don't know. I'm open to hearing what the council has to say.

I think there are a variety of options. How easy is it to rip a piece of beef off the bracelet if you need to throw it, create a little bit of space for yourself? Maybe an emergency release button or pull somehow if you need to evac the bracelet? But here's the thing with the little, like, sweet, the candy bracelet is that you lean down or you bring your wrist up and you crunch one off. You don't sink your teeth in and then, like, pull away like you'd have to do with beef. You don't sink your teeth in and then like pull away like you'd have to do with beef. Surely if you're one handed beefy and off your own wrist, you're going to pull the bit of beef off.

It snaps the string and six pieces of beef go flying in every direction. I can understand how you would you would be concerned about that. But I can tell you in practice with my prototypes, that is not a concern. And what's the state of your wrist after you've eaten candy and beef off your wrist? That's delicious. It smells fragrant. Sticky, though? A bit messy? A little sticky, maybe.

Maybe. Yeah. But, I mean, so am I. I've been riding my bike for 30 miles without stopping because I didn't have to take a break to eat a beef jerky. Do you think this is only for high-performance athletes, Jeff? I think it could be for anyone. I think it could be for anyone who cares about sustenance and they don't want to break a stride while they're working out I guess the problem is

like everyday person they they don't need they're not restricted to holding handlebars yeah it's more of a just like it's just like it's a convenience if you could wear your food wouldn't you want to I would I would wear the beef bracelet even if it wasn't i just like the look i think there's there's a certain vibe you're giving off with the beef bracelet that uh is is unique to the market i just feel like if i was riding a bike i could much more easily pull a slim jim out from my jacket pocket and eat it and then open it up or are you gonna have a dirty slim jim rolling around in there collecting pocket lint? Then you're eating a bunch of fuzz, dude.

No. And you're not going to want to open up a Slim Jim while you're riding your bike. That's harder than filming yourself eating a Slim Jim. I've done it. What if I just open the... I pre-open the Slim Jim, shove it behind my ear, and then eat it as I go? Just put it back up there? Man.

Is that how to poke holes get just let me make us rich dickhead or sunglasses with tubular ear uh rims that you can shove a slim jim on each one and you just see them sticking out a little bit past your eyes and then you just you want to build a listen i'm not opposed to that in tandem. What about this? This could be a whole suite of products. And if you want to make sunglasses, beef jerky holder, I don't think that's a bad idea. I think that those two...

I don't think they have to work against each other. I think they can work in tandem. What about you, Andrew? Jeff, I got a solution for this. I think you're narrowing in on the wrist a little bit too much. We get a hat. We get some fishing line. We drape it down the the front of the hat

you don't even need to move your head you just kind of tilt it let it fall in your mouth biting like one of those australian cork hats yeah but you look like an asshole nobody even notices you look like an asshole you look like you know you don't you just look like a dude with a bracelet no i think yeah we gotta fully lean into this combination of clothing accessory that's also edible in part. I'm all about that. I just think that the beef bracelet is a great starting point, right? Also, it is. You start with one Chia Pet and then you franchise out to every kind of head on earth, right?

We start with something simple that people can wrap their teeth and their brain around a beef bracelet and then we go beef hats we go beef fucking we go like oh how about you know like you know how people wear like like uh what's his name fucking brett farve is always like wear copper it makes your elbow hurt less what if we made like beef arm braces and then you can use it you can fucking use it to protect yourself while you play football then if you get hungry just like you know like there's a million ways we can take it i don't think i want to eat sweaty beef is the thing i'd want to avoid that beef was sweating way back when it was alive what do you care i just feel like the bottom of my wrist you know

if you walk into somewhere you sign in your beef is going to be smearing on their table it's not going to be hygienic i don don't know. I can't remember the last time I signed in somewhere. Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you going to be signing in to ride your mountain bike? I'm not telling you to wear it to the dentist. But also, you have to take it off to dump. You can't be

shoving your beef down the toilet while you wipe. This is for bike riding, not shitting. It's not for extreme shitting okay so you only put it on you're hanging out it's like if you're hanging off a fucking side of a cliff you know mountain climbing like my cousin or whatever and you're like i'm a thousand feet from anywhere and i'm fucking hungry and that and i have to be so careful about what i put in my pockets because i have to have all the right shit. Oh, thank God. Thank God I had the beef bracelet on.

I probably just saved my own life. I'd be willing to try it. I'd give it a go. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate your openness. Have you attempted using both wrists?

It feels like you're really loading up on one. I think I'd almost want my sweet on the left wrist. Oh, yeah. Salty on the right. Get the dessert on the other wrist. Yeah. I the right dessert on the on the other wrist yeah i like where you're going with that i did yeah there was a there was a prototype that was an all cheese one for my left wrist and uh in addition to the to the cheese and and beef combo it just didn't work but i think that they're you know i mean this is me in my kitchen right mad sciencing uh this

when we get labs involved and professional distributors, they're going to be able to figure out ways to streamline and to make these things work for both of us. I feel like maybe three little pots on the front of your handlebars with different sauces would go well with this. And you have a little wrist dunk, maybe in some mustard. Another one got a little bit of horseradish or something if we're sticking with the beef theme. I think that'd be pretty good. Now that's a good idea. I like that. I'd say the other problem that we have with this so

far is that you haven't actually done anything. You've just applied other products to your wrist that people make. You don't really own any of this. What do you mean? You got a candy bracelet. Well, like, you got a candy... Your candy section is just a candy bracelet for someone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. You don't have any way to I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Someone else. Yeah, I know.

You don't have any way to source any of these products yourself. You're just buying Slim Jims and yeah, for prototypes. But you are technically correct. I know I have an answer for that. I do have a dehydrator. I can make my own jerky. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

Okay. That's not out of reach for me, man. That's yeah. You pickle. I dehydrate will be a perfect combo anyway yeah obviously there are issues i'm not going to be producing the shit out of my house you know like i i don't think you just said you i don't think that i don't think that jim has a slim jim line in his in his living room you know i'll uh i'll fucking i'll snap into it

somewhere in a warehouse but i just trying to get But I'm just trying to get the idea out there so you guys can wrap your heads around it, buy into it, hopefully bite into it, and invest in this really exciting new product that I think it could be a big boon financially for Rooster Teeth and F*** Face. You know how they shave off the kebab meat in nice strips? I think that would make quite a good tie.

Very easy to dip, too. That's what I like about the tie. It would have length. Just do a little bend over, dip it in. I dip by accident when I wear a tie. It always gets in your food. I like that. I think this is a great idea.

I like that. Food as an adult isn't as fun as it should be you kind of lose all the fun food items you grow out of it i really like the idea of the fun bracelet the dipping there's a lot of joy to be had in this product line i would certainly invest maybe if you're really hungry that's some sort of big like steak gauntlet this is why i took it to you guys because you you guys are similarly visionaries. And you guys can take and help me get this over the finish line so we can make something that's greater than the sum of our parts together. I'm so fucking excited to be working on Beef Bracelet with you guys.

I'm so fucking excited to be working on Beef Tie or like Shwarma Tie, whatever it is. I'm jazzed, man. I'm really fucking jazzed. I'm really excited. I think that 2021 is going to be bright for us. Do you have a name for the product is my only question at this looking at it my friend beef no yeah but you you can't have a beef bracelet and not have like what if we want to do chicken what if we want to do chicken like is it just we're going to change the name of it i mean bracelet works with beef though it works with like brisket bracelet also works yeah brisket bracelet

it just narrows in what it is i feel like we should have a product name that kind of could with beef though it works with like brisket bracelet also works yeah brisket bracelet it just narrows in what it is i feel like we should have a product name that kind of could cover all possible food items did you have an idea no not at all i was just i was thinking like we're kind of narrowing in on beef bracelet i love the beef bracelet but it would be nice to have some form of name that would maybe expand across other... Uniform. Especially if we want to do hats. Uniform? I don't mind Uniform. I think Uniform

can work. Uniform is not bad. Alright, we'll put a pin in that. Intentively, Beef Bracelet is a product of Uniform. It's like Unilever, how they own almost everything. They're the overseeing company. Oh, God.

Oh, man. You guys have warmed my heart being so receptive to this idea. You have no idea. You know when you're in the lab, as they say, creating, you don't know. And it's a difficult situation where i want to reach out to you two my my chief creative partners in life and uh and get your feedback but i can't do it because then that fucks up yeah it fucks up the the great efficacy of the of the podcast right and so uh it just makes it a little bit harder so you say like i've been sitting on beef braces for a week just bag a little worrying that this wasn't a good idea and to hear that make it taste better adopt it so yeah it does it the the salt is a little bit sweeter today yeah i want

to know because i feel like we we're all in like andrew and i obviously we want to point out the flaws we want to you know get get involved even more eric is usually the downer of the podcast is usually the one based in realism eric what what are your thoughts on Beef Bracelet? Yeah, Eric and Nick, feel free to hop in too. I'm still, I'm all for it. I say go for it. I think Jeff keeps talking about high performance athletes and his bike. And I don't know if I'm on board with calling that bike a bike for high performance athletes.

I think that we still haven't solved the quick release problem for any dogs that might come after you. Um, however, those are just issues that can be solved later once it's out of beta. Um, that's what we, we need to take the Apple route. We need to sell this now to people. So they buy it, they test it for us, paid beta testing. And then we come out with beef bracelet 2.0 and it's got all the bells and whistles so i say yay i'm in favor wow eric i am so glad to have you on board what a visionary

nick i'm excited i would like to hear i would like to hear your affirmations as well absolutely hell yeah oh this is exciting that's for five. Is this, what is the company name for? So we have Uniform is our pin name. Is it, is this a Rooster Teeth product? Is it our own product? What is this? Maybe it's not the Rooster Teeth store. It could be.

It's a good point. Could we, how do we get people? Do you think Uniform being based on Uniform, do you think that's too like, it reminds people too much of work though? Or school? Do you think the, do you think that's too, like, it reminds people too much of work, though? Hmm. Or school? Do you think the beef bracelet will remind people of their professional lives?

I want to see if you can actually fit, like, three courses on your body. That's actually a good point. Like a salad? Yeah. The nice thing about this is that the audience is going to help out you know they they always provide insights they'll have somebody out there is going to have a brilliant idea for a name or some avenue we haven't even thought of yet uh and that i'm excited i'm just excited for that i'm excited to breathe this idea out into the world and then see see the world change and become a better place because of uh in some small way because of us there is a lot of food that i like that is annoying to eat but you definitely can't

eat on the on the go yeah i feel like this it's got some legs thanks man and in those legs we're gonna put eatable pants yeah i uh those, they look so disgusting. I'm not sure if it's because of your injured hand mixed with the rubber bands and all the tattoo and just the meat all over it. It's a very fleshy picture. Yeah, it is. I agree. The Slim Jim just, it makes me fearful of you.

If I saw somebody walk out with a Slim Jim bracelet, I do not mess with that guy. Well, that could be another benefit too, personal security. That's something to think about. If someone's willing to wear a beef bracelet, you don't know what they're capable of. They're capable of a lot. They're capable of, they've got beef fist.

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arm of Roostreet that we started 12 years ago, uh, is actually was just video game collectibles, right? We were just collect digital collectibles. Uh, and so I realized that like this obsession with collecting has kind of been pervasive in my life. And, uh, and so I was thinking about that and trying to figure out, you know, like, F*** Face, we touch on a little bit with like the F*** Face collection. We've done the Don Zimmer stuff. And I kind of want to figure out

a way to expand upon that. NFTs are hot. Everybody's into the idea of an NFT. Gavin, Andrew, do you know what NFTs are? Yeah, I do. Yeah, okay. An NFT stands for non-fungible token.

If you don't know what that is, it's not because you're dumb because I didn't know what it is either, although am done i had to look it up a non fungible token is an item that can't be replaced by another item identically of same value like for a one of a kind like if i had a dollar bill and andrew had a dollar bill if we switch those dollar bills we'd both still have the same value you can't do that with a one-of-a-kind item, like a one-of-one Don Zimmer baseball card. If it's the only one in existence, it's the only one in existence that's non-fungible. So what the smart people on the internet have done is they've created these things called NFTs, non-fungible tokens, that basically are items that are

digitally unique and can be proven as such. And the way they do that is by creating them on the blockchain. I'm sure you've all heard about the blockchain. I don't know if you know what it is or not. I'm not going to get into that. But it's a chain, and it's created with blocks. And that's essentially it. However, you can basically create a digital signature of an item that originates on the blockchain.

It's called minting. And that basically says that no matter what happens to this file going forward, this is the only one of that file or one of five of that file or whatever. And so people have then started to turn collectibles have started to catch on to this idea. It's a cool idea because artists can now sell their art directly to a consumer via an NFT marketplace, whether it's digital art in a way that people weren't able to do before. And you can do music, you could do anything, anything that qualifies as art, right? Animated gifts are sell whatever it is. The most expensive piece of digital

art just sold at Christie's auction. It's I think it's bleeple is the artist. I'm not familiar. Very famous. Apparently I'm out of the loop the loop sold for 69 million dollars today or yesterday and it's just a an image but it was authenticated on a blockchain it's an nft and it's the only one of its kind nba has this service called top shot now uh where they sell clips of they sell like digital packs and the pack has three clips clips are like 10 seconds long and they're moments from players so instead of getting like a mark of smart or like instead of getting a lebron james basketball card you get a lebron james video of a lebron james dunk in an important game at an important time as an example and then you now own uh if there's a thousand of that in lebron james dunk you own

one of a thousand or if there's only one you own that one LeBron James' dunk, you own one of 1,000. Or if there's only one, you own that one. That thing has taken off to such a degree. I tried during All-Star Weekend, I tried to get in to buy some packs because they ran out and they can't make them fast enough. I got in line. I was never closer than 129,000th in line to buy the packs this last weekend. And they only released them in 60,000 chunks. And I tried it three times. And after you get one the first time,

you're not eligible to get back in line. So each time they would throw 60,000 of those packs out, people would buy them. And then immediately, my point being, I never got any closer. It was like there was millions of people trying to get those stupid packs. Anyway, NFTs are going crazy.

They're going everywhere. So I've been reading about them and I've been learning about them and I've been thinking about them and I decided that why not become an NFT artist myself? And so if you'll look in the Discord, I have created my first NFT and I've shared it with you.

Okay. One of one ham sandwich. I'd say, did you take these photos, Jeff? I took the it with you. Okay. One of one ham sandwich. I'd say, did you take these photos, Jeff? I took the photos, yes. Okay. And it's one photo and one video. If you click on the photo,

you get to see a video authenticating it. And you can buy that. It's the only one in existence. Now, no one has purchased it yet. I understand that, you know, well well I haven't gotten the word out there but let me read the description for you so you understand what's happening here there's a picture of a ham sandwich

and on it in mustard painted with a paintbrush because this is art it says one of one it is the only sandwich I made that day it is the only sandwich made with those specific ingredients at that moment in the world. I then ate that sandwich. It no longer exists. So I think this description of

the art adequately surmises what you're getting here. Only one of its kind, extremely rare as sandwich no longer on Earth in this form, has been responsibly biologically recycled. You can own the only remaining evidence of this ham sandwich's life.

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to possess a piece of pure ephemera. Included are the only surviving picture of said ham sandwich, as well as a short video of me eating the first bite.

You can buy that. Believe it or not, that was a tremendous amount of effort. It took me two days of creating accounts across fucking Metamask binance coinbase every diving into blockchain and all this nonsense to be able to list it then i thought i'm gonna list

this thing obviously you want your art to sell for like a billion dollars right i mean that's the goal but i i don't feel, I feel like that's, I feel like art has to be earned. So I put it up at what I thought was a really reasonable cheap price. I'm selling it for one-tenth of one Ethereum, which I thought was not a lot of money. It's like a hundred bucks. So it's a little more than I wanted it to be. I thought one-tenth of one dollar would be like 30 cents. I didn't realize it would be like a hundred and something dollars. But it's up there. It's for sale. I hope somebody sees it. I hope somebody likes it.

I hope somebody, it brings somebody joy and they can, they can relish in the idea that they have the only ham sandwich NFT on earth. I like that. I like that you went, you took NFTs straight to the ham zone. It's a great point.

You got damn right. I did Gavin. And let me tell you why i'm glad you brought that up well a i think consistency is important when i think sandwich i think ham sandwich we even had a discussion about that recently but i also you know i'm a man who dabbles in the ham zone i'm not i would be lying i would be lying andrew i'd be lying gavin if i if i said that if i didn't say that there were, that I had some visions, some places I'd like to take this.

First of all, one cool thing about this little piece of art, if you buy it, what I was trying to do is create ham, you guys remember Ham's Across America? Yeah.

Yes. You want Ham's Across America? I wanted to create Ham's Across America. Ham's Across the World, Ham's Sandwich Across the World. I was hoping somebody would buy this for next to nothing.

They would hold onto it for a while, and then they would sell it to somebody, and people would keep selling it and buying it at a really reasonable price, and then people could share this ham sandwich, and everybody could own a bite of it, if you will, just for a small period of time. However, getting back to the ham zone, Gavin,

we've essentially turned the collecting world on its head with Don Zimmer, and we've created what could be a piece of physical currency in Zimmers, right? Like someday, if things continue at this pace, someday you could potentially go to like a bodega in New York or like to go get a flat tire fixed in Austin and pay in Zims. It's possible. You could pay in like, you'd be, how much is that? Do you be like, well, yeah, I fixed the flat tire and I, I had to align your wheels. That's a, that's three Zims. And you're like, no problem. Here you go. Here's your Zims. That's physical, right? But we're, we're living in, we're living in a digital world, right? Here's what I'm

thinking. What if we created, we meant and create, which by the way, you have to mint this. That's, it costs money. I think I paid $90 to make this. If I sell over $100... The most expensive ham sandwich in the world. I think it cost me about $90 with transfer fees and minting. So I will not be making any money off of it

if it ever does sell. However, what if we created HamCoin? We can mint and create HamCoin. We can mint and create HamCoin. We can take Deli Ham. We can cut it into circles. Then we can write some sort of ham logo on them, like imprint it in the physical ham.

Then we can NFT a small number of those, like say five. And then that becomes official ham currency. And it is the rarest currency on earth. And because we're creating it we set the value it's like gme right it's worth what we say it's worth we might we we can and if we want to mint more ham coin we can we can make another five ham coin we just need a little bit of ham so you want like a scarcity ham you you want this is amazing so it's going to be just pictures of a

ham coin though well yeah but you'll own those pictures. Okay. Because you don't want currency that you have to eat within the week. Yeah, no, no, no. It'll go bad. It'll go bad. And by the way, can I just say, I'm not, because I received some criticism from Gus earlier, I'm not a monster who puts mustard on the outside of my fucking sandwiches, okay?

That was for the art. Oh, it's clearly just to number. No, it's artistic. Yeah. Yeah. And I used a paintbrush because it is art you know so anyway yeah there you go this is the first this is my first piece of digital new media art now that i am a i'm a nft artist i don't know what's coming next uh you know art art's funny that way but i will say as an aside as a business venture i would like you guys to to do a little bit of hope, take a little bit homework home and start thinking about ham coin, what it could be for,

how powerful it could be, what we could do with it, how we could revolutionize, change the world. How many ham coins should that be? Well, at least five, one for each of us,

but then certainly there needs to be more than five. There needs to be more than five. I agree. What about maybe 10, one, one for each of us and one for the world. Okay, yeah. We can do that.

We can absolutely do that. It's just this one coin being passed around in the world, and then all of a sudden our coins might be worth selling one day. People, look. Elon Musk's tweeting about Dogecoin. How fucking far off are we from Hamcoin? All we got to do is get bezos on board right we'll be fine yeah or get oh or bill gates or what about oh what about bomber bombers into sports he's into basketball he owns the clippers i'm into sports basketball i'll slide in with bomber slide into his dms i'll hit him up about ham coin

boom maybe maybe uh i'll get working on the vegetarian option, like tofu coin for people who don't want to trade ham. That's a great point. That's a great point. That is a really good point. Yeah, we should have a vegetarian option. A vegan option. Yeah.

Keto coin. I'm the idea of paying something with a tofu coin and you get ham coin as change. It's like, no, I'm a vegetarian. of paying something with a tofu coin and you get ham coin has changed it's like no anyway uh that's it those are that's what i have prepared for this week's face uh i took doing a better job the heart and i created two new lines of business for us because i can't point to any dumb thing that i'm not gonna i'm gonna try really hard not to fall or off of anything or run into anything or electrocute myself or trip or hurt myself in any way for a while going

forward uh and so I had to come up with something in some other in some arena that didn't involve me getting an owie and this is the best I could do it's uh I'm a full supporter of this I hope that the beef bracelet or uniform is willing to take ham ham coin as a currency i think i'd like to know what the ratio yeah i think we have to figure that out yeah and the ratio has to be set uh it's funny you mentioned the the injury thing i fucked up my back earlier in the week like what happened i i yeah that's a great so i woke up my ribs hurt my upper back hurt just everything hurt when I tried to move it was not good breathing not fun laughing painful Which pillow did you wake up on like which number up the stack? Yeah?

Five I always wake up on five I was trying to figure out What happened and I was really like it was a struggle. I was thinking what did I do did I somehow? Sleep weirdly did pillow five betray me? Do I need to adjust? Did falling asleep in a bathtub over several days that that has that caught up to me? I shaved that I somehow have like a freak shaving injury where I pulled a muscle in my back. What is going on?

I was thinking about it all day. Couldn't figure it out. I then mentioned to someone, yeah, I don't know what's wrong with my back. They said, didn't you fall the night before i fell and i forgot i was trying to figure out this mystery i tripped i fell as hard as maybe i've ever fallen in my house it was no good and it was i got airpods so i connect this to jeff i was making fun of your fall your bike fall i was thinking about how funny your air air pods falling within 30 seconds of me putting Air pods in I fell and oh yes Yeah, good flying not good. Oh, they did not go flying, but it is the hardest

I cannot emphasize enough how hard I hit the fucking floor on My what caused you to fall okay? This is what it was It was I got very I had to use the bathroom i was like these are great these airpods are great i was doing my little shimmy to get there because i have to shimmy through my room and i stepped on uh i stepped i had knocked over a cabinet earlier in the day and i didn't realize that i knocked over a plastic sushi container so while i was doing my shimmy my foot went in the sushi container I did the splits and I could do nothing but fall back and I live no no no it's an empty container was perfectly clean it was like the

plastic like portable case you would have foot Foot went in it. I slid across the floor, then fell backwards, and, like, the whole building shook. It was so bad. I hit so hard, but it wasn't painful at the time. Was like I don't think a stuntman could have felt better than I just fell I feel no pain. This is great I landed perfectly, but I completely forgot about it the next day I woke up and I was so confused as to why my entire back was fuck was anyone else in the in the house No, I was just me. I'm sure the but I'm connected to other people. They definitely would have felt Yeah, you upstairs where people below you? No, there were nobody below me, but the people in the unit next to me would a hundred percent of felt it was i couldn't like imagine the impact of like a home run but my back on the hardwood floor like it rattled out it was one hell of a fall how is it pop how's it possible you for you did that and didn't put two and two

together do you i don't know we hit so hard you knocked the memory out of your brain that yeah it's possible did you bang your head at all no i didn't hit anything but my back i landed perfectly it was like a professional stuntman fall i just forgot about it it was odd it was an odd thing and i i went to the extent of like i thought i somehow heard it while shaving was uh my main thought yeah i was like i was like a weird well because i shaved my beard i i grew a beard from like october until i guess last week and i shaved it but i just used like a handheld razor wait so you had a big bushy beard this whole time oh i had a beard i wouldn't say it was big and bushy but you had a big bushy beard this whole time? Oh, I had a beard.

I wouldn't say it was big and bushy, but I had a beard. And so I shaved it. I can't imagine you with a beard. It took like over an hour to do because I was just using a shitty razor. An hour? Yeah, I spent like 90 minutes shaving and I'm good. I got it done. But I thought maybe I somehow screwed it up.

Like maybe I threw something out on my back while I was doing my 90-minute shave. Maybe you thought the injury was time-based. So you're like, well, I spent 90 minutes shaving, but only like half a second falling. It had to be the shaving. Yeah, definitely. The time was the bigger issue. I don't think I've hit anything harder than I hit my floor yesterday. Or I guess a few days ago.

I'm surprised you didn't get winded. No, I get winded at all as I said it was such a perfect upper back landing it was flawless didn't hit my head everything was just naturally tucked and the panic like it was not calculated at all I cannot my foot sliding and it's just there's nothing I could do and I had that moment of like I just gotta fall it's that's how I will create the least amount of damage to myself They kind of dove backwards Smash I'm very impressed that you know you with your ankles you didn't do more damage You somehow got out of that with an act without an ankle injury, and that's very kidding man

Yeah, thankfully no ankles were harmed in that fall How is your sleep into your ankles lately How's my what is your sleep been for your ankles lately how's my what how's sleep been for your ankles lately oh sleep is fine i haven't injured my ankle in my sleep since the injury that was a real bad time though i kept rolling my ankle in bed i forgot about that that sucked so your ankle is 100 now uh my ankle is pretty close to 100 i still have a thing where if i i tilt it at a certain angle and slowly roll into it, it really hurts until it pops and then it's good. But outside of that, I'm fine. Maybe we're ready for the marathon then.

Yeah, I've been thinking about that. That's been on my mind for sure. I'm recovering from a back injury at the moment, but as soon as the back injury is healed. I like the idea of you running a marathon when you still struggle to move from bathroom to bedroom without stepping on sushi containers Well, it's you know, it's happened one time and it only happened because I knocked something over earlier in the day But you slipped over in the bathroom recently like since face you've eaten it straight forwards in the bathroom Yeah, I did but that was like I slid on my underwear There's nothing to grab.

My only option was to grab the towel bar and I would just, I would just fall with me. I'm not going to take the towel bar out the wall with my fall. So I just had to lay on my forehead. I like these split second decisions. Like I could grab that, but that would result in the towel bar coming down, potentially damaging.

And this is all while you're falling. So you just like throw your arms up. Like I'm going down. Yeah, no, it's very, I use that time wisely, Gavin. When I'm falling,

I got a solid half second of thought where I'm calculating the impact. Somebody who's rolled their ankle a lot, I consider a lot of things, bad things are happening as far as rolling or falling. Amazing. I think this is pretty good.

Hey, let me ask you guys a question. I've been thinking about merch ideas. I did pay attention to that, Eric. I did. I just don't know how to respond to it. You can't relate? No, I can, for sure. I sprained my ankle sitting in the car the other day.

It fucking sucks being old. Emily said something, and I turned to look at her and sprained my ankle and I was sitting in the passenger seat of the car. I don't know how that happened. Fucking brutal. I can only hope that you're okay and that you suffer no long-term lingering effects. I think he was implying

that I was queuing up the outro for us if we wanted to. That you didn't notice that. I'm assuming that's what Eric was mentioning. Not that you didn't comment on the injury. Oh, I thought Eric was saying Jeff didn't care about your story. I thought he was saying I didn't care about your story.

Which I did. I care very deeply. What did you mean, Eric? Oh, both. It just felt like Jeff was zoned out and then he was coming. Because then, in an apropos of nothing, he goes, let me ask you guys about something

at 57 minutes. Maybe he was eating. I was I wasn't eating, but I was thinking about the remainder of the show. And if there was anything else I wanted to get, I was I was running through the remainder of the show in my head. I was directing and I wanted to cover one more thing. Andrew, how would you feel if we created a T-shirt similar to this, but it was like a reward flyer poster, not for a serial killer but for the

vancouver child kicker it's funny you mentioned that jeff i uh i want to take i should i talk about this here i guess we'll edit it if we don't i want to take the child kicker story and turn that into a short film i think you should make like a poster for it i've been thinking about this for a while i just haven't constructed it i want to make like a poster for it. I've been thinking about this for a while. I just haven't constructed it. I want to put the child kicker in film festivals. I think we could do this. Can I can I work on it? Yeah, I'd love for you to work.

Yeah, you absolutely you could contribute in some way. I think it's a fan fucking tastic idea. And I hope that in the process of doing that, we can make a T-shirt that has a flyer for hopefully the Vancouver child kicker i like this idea a lot i think that it could be a good boost to the child kicker brand uh we might have a franchise oh absolutely absolutely and then for art style sorry i'm trying to find like like kind of similar to that but i'm thinking like raymond pettibone uh like here something like this kind of art style but with the the mixture of that other one i think

it's gonna be great i'm really okay yeah no i like that i like that a lot it's offensive well don't mention what it is just this just you're looking at the art you're not reading it i i think if we if we make a shirt that has that poster in it or just we should just put those posters up around vancouver and up around Vancouver and see if it makes the news. That's a great idea. Here's where I was going. Dickhead.

I was hoping that Andrew would say yes. Then I was hoping I could get merch on it to make the flyer that we could put on a shirt or the audience would do it. Then I was going to, after the art asset was created and it existed, then I was going to start contacting people in Canada and get Andrew's entire town flyered so that he was the fucking killer

but thanks for ruining that one I mean he didn't ruin it I mean you just yeah also like you just revealed your plan he just brought up an idea and you could have just ignored that you just decided to say everything no I wouldn't have thought about it I still like this idea. I think we should

get child kicker flyers in places. Here's what we need to do first. That's step two. And I do want to do step two. Step one is going to be littering sushi wrappers and containers around your apartment so that you trip on one, fall

down, hit your head, forget this conversation happened, and then it'll be new. I want to litter the path of this marathon with sushi. Oh, man. It is a dangerous game. I think if going forward it wouldn't be a problem, it was that I was shimmying is what caused the fall. It's really hard to pull out of a shimmy slide.

Unshimmy your damn place. A regular day-to-day shimmy is a bad environment yeah i agree no i agree it is not uh i need to move some things a shimmy should be an occasional movement not the like you shouldn't like crab walking and shimmying shouldn't be the main way you get around in life yeah but i'm also you know maybe secretly training for the great sewing machine battle gavin and i one day are gonna to have. I'm getting my work in. I'm practicing. I'm doing ankle moves.

That's totally fair. Little ankle exercises. Was it me and you or you and Jeff doing the sewing machine? No, I think it was you and I. Oh, was it? Oh, shit. Yeah, I think so. If he's able to beat you, then he can try to take on the master.

But I don't know that I'm still in the game. Oh, boy. No, I know. Yeah. No, I just pulled a muscle. Muscle pull. Wait, wait what happened you were sitting muscle pull yeah yeah i was yeah no i pulled a muscle so you couldn't even go one episode without hurting yourself were you yeah were you shimmying nick's got a great point oh

oh okay i'm good which muscle uh my like lower lower thigh I guess I don't know Your knee um no not my knee okay, so what's my upper my upper thigh right? That's an area what would I describe this as like the area the landing strip to the knee on the bottom side Lance like like if you went yeah like the highway that would connect that now I wouldn't say it was the groin It's like the highway between the highway that would connect the now I wouldn't say it was the groin. It's like the highway between The highway and did you say like your navel to your knee? What do you mean the land? No no no no no okay? Just let me let me explain stop interrupting me, and then you can ask questions So let's say you took your what it's my right ass cheek right and you're driving so great by your destination Yeah, run the lower one the back side if you're driving straight from the right ass cheek to the back?...straight in your destination. Yeah, we're on the lower... We're on the back side. If you're driving straight from the right ass cheek to the back of your knee, your right

knee, it's in that muscle group between them, the area between whatever, like, the leg... Hamstring? Is it a hamstring? I don't know what's here. It's a... I pulled it, though. Hamcoin? I'm good now.

Hamcoin. Where's the landing strip? Isn't that on the front? No, no, no, I'm saying so if you were driving The landing strip If I was driving on your ass Yeah, if you were driving If you started on my right ass cheek And you needed to get to the back of my knee

And you took a straight shot To like the most direct way of getting there That strip of muscle that's like On the leg but like on the leg, but not on the butt, like past the butt. Your hamstring. Is it my hamstring?

What's that got to do with the landing strip? Wait, is that what you said? Is the landing strip on the front? Is your butthole the landing strip? No, no, no, no, no. Is the landing strip a part of the body? What have you been doing? No, I was just,

it was supposed to be an analogy of like- What's your landing strip? Oh, well, like a runway runs quite a distance so my point was and then i switched to your body where's your landing strip well i don't understand how to answer that question see okay gav here's here's where i think here's where i think the communication is breaking down i think you and i both when we hear landing strip we think pub pubic area probably. Yeah. Like the pubic V, pitcher's mound, landing strip,

whatever you want to call it, like that area, the groinal area on the front. And I don't think, I think Andrew, I think Andrew's literally thinking if I landed a plane on somebody's butt cheek, the landing strip would be the area going forward to the foot.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was talking about. Yeah. If you're to land like I was trying to explain the area. Yeah, you're landing strip on your butt. Toe elbows. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the hamstring? From butt to the back of the knee, I think it's... Here, let me...

I'll throw a photo up quickly so we can... Of yours? I'd just like to know what I put... No, not of mine. I'm just... Give me a second. Let me drop this in so we could Of yours? I'd just like to know what I pulled No not of mine I'm just give me a second Let me uh drop this in So we can all understand and you can tell me what I just pulled So at like where Sort of like

He's posted a picture of Operation the game Yeah well it's just it's a body I figured I could use That's the font though You can't see the hamstring. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You need a copy of anal operations.

Yeah, where's operation from the rear? That'd be a great game. Operation two? It's the opposite side of the charley horse. What's on the other end of the charley horse? The charley horse is at the top. What's at the bottom of the charley horse area? That's where I pull.

Yeah. Isn't that your quad or your hamstring? I don't know. That's what, yes. Yeah, you don't fucking know. Where is this charley horse there, I think would be the quad. Although that should be closer to the knee.

Well, yeah, I think it's hamstring is what you're on about on the back. All right, hold on. I'm looking up a fucking, I'm not using operation. I'm using real bodies. It's your, oh. It's your rectus femoris. My rect oh, it's your rectus femoris.

My rectus? Yeah, your rectus femoris, I believe is what you're referring to. Yeah, it's definitely not the hamstring. Oh, wait a second.

It might be the hamstring. Your quadricep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's part of the hamstring,

I'd say, based on this photo. Eric said you should end this. Eric's lost interest. Thanks for listening to another episode of F*** Face. I can't believe it's already over and we barely got to hear from our fearless leader, Eric.

I know he had a lot he wanted to talk about. I guess he'll have to bring it up next week. I can't hope to end the show as brilliantly as he began it, but I will do my best. So if you enjoyed this podcast and would like to leave a review on whatever platform you listened to this podcast, we would certainly appreciate

it. Maybe tell a friend or a family member, hey, I like F*** Face. You're a bit of a F*** Face yourself. Why don't you F*** Face this podcast? And you do that and I promise we'll be here next week and we'll make you another one. Can we sell a version of Operation that's just Andrew Panton and all the stuff

is in the ankles? Oh, that's a great idea. That's just Andrew Panton and all the stuff is in the ankles. That's a great idea. That's a fantastic idea. Operation Andrew. It's his landing strip leg and his ankle bone. His elbow is his waffle bomb. We could come... I just want to ask you this quickly,

Gavin, because we didn't get to it again. When you were wearing the tag that would set off the alarms, I had a similar problem. What was your solution? Did you change how you'd go into stores? Yeah, I'll tell you all about it in episode 44.