Regulation Podcast - This is What This Means // Deceptive Short or Sneaky Tall [11]

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about back to back recordings, tub sleeping continued, Andrew's tumble, spilled boba, Andrew's Movie Profession game, Bone Collector, Gavin shaving, mirror houses, 3d printed house, Andrew's presents, inverse lap, foot forearm, NBA backs, tall off, overcoming fears, vacuum seals, John Caviar, worst sounds, least favorite songs draft, and a lawn update. Sponsored by FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION. Also sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50 and use code regulation50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Go to http://regulatreon.com/. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is episode 11. Busy week so far, huh? Great week. Fantastic week. We've done so much content. It's been a lot of fun. We did a sausage talk yesterday. We did some gameplays today.

What a time. Did another podcast this week. It's a twofer. That's true. Yeah. Spread them out. I'm still standing in the, I'm in a one day camp guy

i'm a one day camp guy i'm like i'm back to back what why do you prefer that oh we talked about a little bit last time the the stress of the show of like two bad sleep nights instead of one bad is always the way to go it's always interesting because i genuinely have an idea of how the podcast is going to go to some degree when I sit down to record it. But when we do a twofer, the second one is always a mystery. There's just no way to know. And it's always weird. It can be.

Can I talk about something that happened to me? I've had a lot happen to me that I haven't talked about. Since the last recording? Well, not since the last. I just have a lot of stuff I didn't even get to. Let's have this be an Andrew episode. I don't know if we need to fully dedicate it, but my AC broke,

and we're having a heat wave. Oh, you got erect? I got erect. Oh, man, that sucks. Yeah, it does suck, but I've just been living in the tub, and I had this realization i feel like i'm a polar bear in like a zoo exhibit when when we don't have ac i'm just living in that tub because i can sleep in the tub so it's like my enclosure and i'm just sitting

there everything has to come to me i'm on display i'm just living my life in a cold tub and thankfully uh we're gonna get fixed uh very soon so that'll be nice but are you worried that old with all the time you spend sleeping in the tub that you'll eventually be tub shaped no like a mole wait a minute what do you mean eric are you saying that their heat wave is like 74 degrees why jeff i am this is the little past few days or vancouver island past few days british columbia it was it's been like 35 celsius here oh that's pretty high it's like 90 past few days yeah today that's very different from the the the uh forecast yeah that's yeah that's why i looked it up because it's

a high of 74 and a low of 49 yeah the heat wave has passed we're no longer in the heat wave okay well does that mean you're no longer does that mean you're no longer in the tub oh i mean i'm gonna be in that tub you know me i mean i live that tub life i'm gonna be hanging out in there it's bathtub race month i'm gonna be in the zone i'm gonna be pretending but uh that has been a process i just i i've i realized when i was in there that like this is my home i feel like i'm in an enclosure this is where i'm living when it's hot can't deal with it i hate the heat live in that tub life should we bury you in a tub when you die uh i mean a coffin is just a tub with a lid i mean they're essentially the same but it just has a lid and a drain yeah uh yeah i guess you

don't need to train in a coffee how about this do you want to uh do you want to be buried in a coffin with all your favorite tub related activities like the shampoo bottle that goes up your ass and a cupcake. None of those are great. Xbox headset that you always have on you so you can talk while you're in the tub. I don't need that. You sent me some Raycons. I don't need those now. Oh, okay. Do you think you could actually hold the

shampoo in your ass if you put it there? Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. Let's try it. Well, no, we don't need to try it. That reminds me, I sent you a bunch of texts this morning, Gavin, that I forgot that you never acknowledged. You didn't even respond to this. Did you say something nice about him? No, I didn't. I said something that I thought would make him laugh.

Oh, no, I didn't reply because that sounds like you, I don't want to hear anything else until you tell me on here. Oh, I wasn't even gonna bring it up, but now... Really? I, uh, yeah. Didn't cross my mind to talk about it. I was just like, Gavin will find this funny. I, uh, I got up to pee this morning at 5.30 a.m.

And, uh, I don't know what's going on. I, I, I'm not sure if it's a floor issue or if it's a feet issue, but I had to tumble today. I took a fall. There was no sushi container involved. I was at my desk chair i stood up i was holding my phone and then all of a sudden my legs went different directions i just

slid and uh i fell square on my ass and thankfully with the the protection the cushion of my cheeks it was like you know in a cartoon when a character climbs up a glass building with the plungers my cheeks like just locked onto the floor and i was just i was locked in i was just in a in an absorbed perfect statue position just sitting now i'm just imagining mission impossible four or five what was the one where he climbs the Burj Khalifa? Just like walking up the side of the building with your ass cheeks. Yeah, I could have. Did it make a sound like a squeaky grip sound?

I think it did. I think it did like the noise. It really gripped. It was shocking. But you're immediately who I text. I know you like falls. You said, I think my feet get sweaty in bed, and then in my unalert state,

I go sliding on the surface of the floor. It's either slippy floor or I got slippy feet. Yeah, I'm unsure. It's one of the two. I've slipped before with slippy feet. There's been a lot of falling in my life recently. When Henry was getting pretty old and he was having mobility issues, he would slip a lot of falling in my life recently when uh when henry was getting pretty old and he was

having mobility issues he would slip a lot so we had to buy this this uh grip tape that you would put on the bottom of his paws and then it would help him for about like three weeks until it would come off and we'd put more on and i did that for him you know for about the last year he was alive to make it easier to walk maybe they make andrew sized grippy feet tape that we can put on the bottom of your feet. I like that idea. What size feet are we talking? Yeah, what size should you be? I wear between a 10.5 and 11, depending on the brand.

So your giant head doesn't equal giant feet? I'm not small feet. I'd say decent-sized feet. 10.5 is a decent-sized foot. Yeah. I'd say it's a regulation foot size. I'm okay with it. As a ten and a half myself.

I feel good about it. And the fact that there is never a ten and a half in stock ever anywhere. It's an annoying problem. Never have ten and a halves. No. I had something else fall in my life. I had. You ever. You ever just have comedy land perfectly

in your lap like you're not even trying yeah it's names a andrew yeah i had that happen to me uh recently where i ordered i ordered boba i got myself some boba and some treats I wanted to treat myself and let me I gotta save this image it uh it had an unfortunate end it it I went to grab it from the guy and it popped out of the container it was held in and it crashed and it exploded everywhere and it was very disappointing because that was the main thing that i wanted was this ring i got you were like taking it off the man what what what what happened jeff did you say you were taking it from a guy? What is going on? What is happening? I was taking it from the guy.

He was holding it. What did I ask you that didn't sound like that? I don't know what you said because I was trying to get this photo. And I heard it just seemed like a weird combination of words. I heard like, did I take it off the man? Yeah. Is that what you... Yeah yeah well i i went to what do you mean by that this is a mess what i would never this is more of a mess than your spilled bow no no no no no

there's so many spilled words we're're covered in all of these spilled words. I would just never say take it off the man. Are you asking me if I spilled it on the guy or if I fully made the exchange and then dropped it? Is that what's being asked? There are multiple things. I took some of the things off the man and other things

fell off between both of us I don't think Gavin knows what he's asking I think he's asking and he's lost now no god for god's sake I mean I I was just wondering whether he'd just been delivered he's picking it up off the ground or if he's physically taking it off of the man who

delivered it. Yeah, I was physically taking it. It was an exchange. It was a physical. Yeah. And then it while passing the gate. The problem is it had to edit this a little bit. So it just know that when I post this, when

they deliver an order, they take a photo of confirmation that it has been complete i was so upset that the boba exploded and then i got upstairs and i looked at my photo of confirmation and it is maybe the funniest image i've ever seen it says enjoy your order and then you can just see the exploded drink in the center of the shot. And I edited it out. It said the name of the restaurant and the driver worked their magic for you. Take a minute to rate tip and say thanks.

And it's just my drink exploded. It's the greatest rate your order everything about it is so funny if you can't find your order click the phone oh i found my order well good thumbnail that fucking image is almost as funny as watching you two try to communicate this conversation can we can we revisit that then who who messed that up you both did you take it off him you both are at fault yeah i don't know i felt i explained that i took it from the guy and then he said well did you take it off him and i didn't know that that's where you lost me i felt i was clear in the exchange and then i felt like we circled back in a way that you must have. Yeah, I was just trying to clarify what I heard. And when Andrew pushed back on you,

it was over. That broke you. I don't think you were ready for that. So what do they take a picture of if they hand it to the person and they don't spill it all over the floor? They'll just take a photo of either the person holding the order, I guess, or whatever. I typically typically don't answer have you ever had a picture of you sent

to you no i've never had one sent to me okay i've had recently a little bit of a low stakes mystery ordered little caesars got double crazy bread then i went to get it and there was only one and the driver was still like, I waved to the driver as he was leaving. And then I looked at the photo, two bags. I ordered two bags. I only received one.

The photo had two. I think the driver stole one of the bags easily. Oh, definitely insane. It is an insane move to take the photo and then steal the bag, but you didn't confront him. Well, he,

we waved as he was getting in his car and then i looked at the i was like oh there's only one bag and then i looked at the photo and there were two in the photo and i went wait a second what happened there was not enough time for somebody to randomly steal one bag of crazy bread did he have crazy bread in his mouth when he was driving off? I didn't notice it. I was not expecting it. It was a subtle clues. Yeah, I like that you were waving thanks and he was waving by Schmuck.

He's like, thanks for the tip. I wrote the name down. I'm going to keep track of this person a little bit. I'm going to see. I thought about ordering from Little Caesars again as a trap to see if it's the same guy again. But I think there's no way he'd be bold enough to do it two times in a row. So it's got to be.

I agree. Like, I think some time has to pass and I need to do it again. I want to test. I wish I could somehow like have a specific driver take the order. That's that's been where I'm at in my life. Also made us a game. Oh, we don't have to play the game right now we teased the last episode a little bit of a movie game oh i think we should i'd hate to be a tease i have a few of these we'll do one maybe and see how it goes uh i was watching a movie and I thought this guy plays this role like this profession a lot.

And it made me think about the professions of characters and movies. And so what I've done is I've taken an actor and I, you know, the last great year was 98. So I started in 98 and I wrote every profession that they played from that time to the most recent role that they've had and i was gonna see if you guys could figure out who it is and like whoever is fastest wins i think that's a great great idea for a game so i'm gonna start this is this is 98 we're starting do we get a guess in turn or anything or do we just blurt it out when we figure it out why don't do you want to just blurt it out and if you're wrong you're out of the game okay okay okay okay and i'll just start reading down the list of of their these are the professions they've played soldier mob enforcer

retired detective bodyguard card sharp sharp, game developer. What? It's like someone who's good at cards, I learned, is a card sharp. I had to look into it myself. Game developer, boxer, boat captain,

actor, CIA operative, unemployed. Tom Hanks? No, Eric's out. Not Tom Hanks. Hitman, CIA operative,

structural security expert, Ben Affleck. Jeff's out. It's not Ben Affleck. Boxer, CIA operative again, news editor, boxing coach,

bodyguard, space pirate sylvester stallone dick got it he got it off the space pirate damn that's really good what is space pirate guardians of the galaxy yeah oh right uh he was not the actor. Have I have more of these? We want to do another. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is awesome. Here, let me post just the full job list of 98 to most recent. OK. Next one.

Garbage King. King. Actor. Backpacker. Now, this is one where i couldn't this movie wasn't super accessible so i didn't know if they had a job or not so i just listed the role they played teenager gangster con man aerospace engineer police officer smuggler cia agent salesman u.s marshal thief law enforcement administrator plantation owner entrepreneur leonardo dicaprio there you go yeah plantation yeah that's that's the real one. The one that really threw me was Teenager,

but I got there. It was a movie called Don's Plums or something that him and Tobey Maguire are in and actively have prevented releasing in North America. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? I think they didn't agree to be, yeah. Why? I think they

didn't agree to be in a full movie. I think they agreed to be in a short, and then it turned out terrible, and they're like, we just don't want people to see this. So it had a very limited release overseas, and has been blocked. What's his job in Titanic? I don't know. That was prior

to 98. Rifter? I got one more for us joy yeah artist and this is the one yeah you can open them it's the one that inspired it all last one detective inmate FBI detective boxer football coach police officer Denzel Washington? Yeah! He is a cop in so many

fucking movies. I was watching The Bone Collector and I had the realization of he really likes being a cop. He's been a cop so many different times. I would love to hear this list for Ed Harris. and I had the realization of he really likes being a cop. He's been a cop so many different times. He's good at it. I would love to hear this list for Ed Harris. I was going to do Matt Damon.

Matt Damon's in a lot of movies. It would be a really long list. He works a lot. It's a fun game, though. I'd love to play it again. Yeah, this is great. And it's like anybody can prepare an angle for it, you know? I think it's just funny to think about

because it's something i don't really consider when i watch movies is how are they paying their mortgage how are they paying their rent like like like the character they're playing yeah like the character has bills to pay and it's the bill paying part of their life is never central to the story but they're paying a cable bill at some point during this film. Yeah. I think what you're describing is everything that I hate about movies now. That is like, we have to do like these intense character studies of people that are like, I'm only going to spend like 90 minutes with. And then it's like, yeah.

And here's how they pay their cell phone bill instead of speed, which is bust must continue going fast. Keanu Reeves is going to stop it. That's it. I don't know why he's doing what he's doing, but brother, he's doing it. And I love that. We need to get back to that.

I think there's a middle. I wonder who the highest paid actor is if you just combined all of their jobs in there. Wow. That's interesting. That's really good. I feel like someone's probably played a billion, like Guy Pearce is probably surprisingly up there

because he plays the head of Weyland-Yutani in Prometheus. That's an interesting question, though. It'd be funny to know who has the most and who has the highest amount of work to the least amount of money earned for the characters they played. I bet it would be Paul Giamatti or somebody

like that. Any actor who spends most of their roles in a suit, you know? Uh-huh. Um... I watched The Bone Collector, which was what started this. As I said, I beef with that movie. Have you guys

all seen The Bone Collector? When it came out? Who's in that movie? Who's in that? Queen Latifah is in it. Angelina Jolie is in it. Merle from The Walking Dead. What's his name? I'm blanking it right now. He's in Guardians of the

Galaxy as well. He's Norman Reedus' guy. Michael Ironside? Oh, no, no. It's Michael Rooker. Michael Rooker. Michael Rooker. The guy who ate the dip theory

chocolate-covered pretzels in Mallrats. Yeah, and Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy. You know, Yondu. You guys know Yondu? Yondu's favorite. He's in that as a small small cop character and it's a murder mystery serial killer film and there's scenes in it where you see the killer wearing like a mask but you can see his eyes and like his mouth and i went oh that's that's just michael

rooker like i know what michael rooker looks like this is michael rooker I know that's okay whatever like that's that's a choice I get he's kind of an obscure actor like he's a character actor uh but I know it's Michael Rooker and they keep leaning into that a little bit and I thought this is weird that they're teasing this uh because typically you wouldn't tease something like that and then they do a dumb reveal where it's not him and it's some other random character and i was like huh i could have swore i feel like i know what michael rooker looks like and that definitely looked like michael rooker so i looked into it and the director had michael rooker where the killer like he filmed those scenes in an attempt to try to throw the audience off and i think that's such bullshit

i think that's so lame i did the detective work I figured it out I recognized the guy and it wasn't the guy I was so mad maybe that works better when he's a lesser-known actor but I think the level of no drew has every reason to be annoyed I think that's that is such bullshit that is complete cheating like false advertising yeah it's just he changed it and they did it in a way that was like we obviously were fucking with you where it's like he's gonna go kill denzel washington and then it cuts to him getting out of his car outside of denzel washington's house and then they reveal the killer and he's just dead in the hallway he gets killed on the

way i'm like that no no No. No. I hate movies like that, suspenses and mysteries where they present you with a mystery and then they don't allow you to solve it or give you any path to solving it yourself. Yes. And then you just find out later what happened and you go, oh, okay, I guess that's why it works.

The Ocean's Eleven movies are all like that, especially the later ones, where they just like, they're just like, oh yeah, here's how we did it. And you just had no, you got to, you did not get to be a part of it.

Lord of the Rings even kind of did it when, I think when Gandalf comes back as Gandalf the White, they like blend his face with Christopher Lee. Oh really? So you don't, you kind of don't know which character it is. That's interesting. I didn't know that.

I just think it's so lame. Yeah. I hate it. Like it's's the whole fun of those movies is guessing and then as you said jeff the real killer gets introduced and there's zero reason you would ever outside of like knowing the genre you would never consider them a suspect and their reason for doing it is never discussed in the film at all it's not brought up until he's like hey i'm this guy and this is why i'm doing it and the movie isn't about any of that stuff it's oh it sucks so dog shit film uh yeah well dental is great in it like i bet he's always great he's awesome all the acting in it is pretty good but it's just the plot. Like it just completely goes off the rails in that last act.

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interesting one I talked to you a little bit about it was John Q is fucking awesome it's a really fun like Hollywood blockbuster type movie and when I finished I didn't know anything about it going into it and it's all about this guy who his son has a heart issue. And so he takes the hospital over and has hostages to try to get the payments covered after he's tried every legal way and is completely getting fucked by the system. And it's sort of like an anti establishment healthcare in the U S is awful movie. And,

uh, it's a fun, like it's not the deepest film, but Denzel does an amazing job in it. And, uh, there's some good acting and it's a fun like it's not the deepest film but denzel does an amazing job in it and uh there's some good acting and it's fun it's just a good summer movie and then i looked it up and it had like a 20 on rotten tomatoes from the critics i was like really that is shocked i remember that movie like not doing well at all when it came yeah people hate that movie and then i looked into it and it's so fascinating that it got i think so largely hated because it came out three months after 9-11 and a lot of the

discourse around it was like we should not be making a terrorist story a hero yeah and it's just like so it is very kind of anti-amera in some ways, especially in regards to like how the health care system works. And that is not what people wanted three months after 9-11. So I feel like if it came out prior to it probably would have reviewed and done way better than it was. But I would highly recommend it. It's weird how history can be. It's so often not kind to film or media media but it's interesting how it can be on occasion kind like i uh another kind of movie like that that wasn't for any 9-11 style or reasons but

that came out and was widely panned was bowfinger i don't know if you ever saw that movie when it came out eddie murphy and heather graham and steve martin i think and uh it was seen as like a huge misstep in eddie murphy's career and that he had stumbled and it did terribly as like a huge misstep in Eddie Murphy's career and that he had stumbled, and it did terribly and was panned, and so I never saw it. And I watched it like a year ago. Totally fine. Totally fine.

Totally fine movie. I wish I'd seen it in the theater. Wasn't great, but wasn't bad at all in any way. I feel like Eddie Murphy might have like six of those, and maybe some of them will just always be bad. But like, I feel like Pluto Nash, I never saw was one of those.

Never saw it. Yeah. Um, I never saw daddy daycare. Daddy daycare was good, but I was, I was the age for daddy daycare. So I don't know if that movie is actually good.

Yeah. As the right audience. Um, yeah, that's interesting. I, I feel like like and i don't know what his good movies are in a weird way like shrek i guess like what were christ eddie murphy's good movies no no no no no no no no no no no no no let me let me clarify

the first thing you said was shrek let me clarify he ebbs and flows i feel like a lot in his career because obviously like when he was younger so many classic films like just an amazing comedic talent in so many ways but i feel like yeah like like shrek and pluto nash and norbit and all those all of the movies right all the favorite Eddie Murphy movies. Right. All the best ones. I just meant that I, and I guess maybe the answer is, is based on the fact that he is such like, even with those flops, such a great talent

and has such a back catalog of classic films. Name one. Like, Coming to America. Okay. Raw. You were just dancing around so much. I want to make a Okay. Okay. Okay. Raw. You were just dancing around so much. Yeah.

I want to make a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really like the Golden Child. Oh, it's a great movie.

It's a, that's also the world has largely forgotten about the Golden Child, but good news. Yes, definitely. Yeah. Great movie. I just, I meant like, you know, like Travolta sucked and then he had Pulp Fiction and then like, you can see clear. I'm saying like in the Shrek era of Eddie Murphy's career I feel like he's so prevalent but outside of Shrek which was a massive

movie uh I can't think of many other like that was his Pulp Fiction I feel like well he he did he had a huge career as the most popular comedian on earth and then a huge career as the best comedic actor on earth throughout the 80s and then into the 90s and then a huge career as the best comedic actor on earth throughout the 80s and then into the 90s. And then he made a hard pivot in his career to make family content so his kids could watch him and stuff. And that's why you saw The Nutty Professor, Daddy Daycare, Shrek, Norbit, all that stuff.

That was him saying, I'm not going to be raunchy eddie murphy anymore i'm gonna be eddie murphy who's got a bunch of kids and wants to connect with my children and create content for them now i'm gonna be dr doolittle and that's where and he has tried to come back from that now and you know you can argue the success of it i tried to watch axel f the other night and i kind of i had turned it off 15 minutes in i I was going to say, have you watched that? It's Beverly Hills Cop 2? Axel F? It's Beverly Hills Cop 4, technically.

Oh my God. Is it a movie? Yeah, it just came out on Netflix. Whoa. I'm sure it's fine. It just didn't grab me in the first 15 minutes and I just have a tough time with movies in general these days. It has all the old characters.

Judge Reinhold's in it and stuff it's really it's got the whole yes the tackleberry it's a whole cast yeah that's so cool paul riser is in it he plays he's still his like uh chief yeah uh bronson pinchot or whatever is he's in it also is serge he's like yes it's so bizarre but like why did they make it why did they make this movie? I mean, the money must have been like insane. It just must have been insane. Also, just for posterity sake,

I think the best Eddie Murphy movie is probably Harlem Nights. Interesting. Oh my God, it's a good movie, dude. Who's in it? Eddie Murphy. Who's in it? Eddie Murphy.

Oh, shit. He's also in Shrek. Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Richard Pryor, Red Fox. It's like Danny Aiello is in it. Della Reese is in it. Jasmine Guy,

at the height of her career, she was in it. It's like an ensemble cast. Charlie Murphy's in it. It was one of his early. Oh, that's awesome. It reminds me of The Sting. It is. It's The Sting. It is The Sting one of his early oh that's awesome it reminds it reminds me of like the sting it is it's the sting it is the sting in harlem yeah oh that sounds awesome i'll definitely check that out i think it's the last time you get to see richard pryor at his like peak yeah in a film probably yeah is that post like all of his gene wilder stuff yeah yeah it's toward the the tail end of his life um i think the last thing he the very last thing he was in i think was lost highway maybe he had a bit part in

that but harlem that's coming out in like 89 that's awesome i'm gonna i'm gonna watch this this looks great it's a good movie definitely have a time it. It was very dirty, raunchy, and leaned into it and was like, that's what they were celebrating. That was at the, it was like at the, Eddie Murphy at his most raw, raw era. Can I pivot a little bit?

I actually have a question. Gavin, at the time of this recording, the episode where you reveal how you shave outside has been released. Have you seen the response to this? How are you feeling? Any sort of like... What's the response? 100% positive.

Everyone's on your side. It's definitely a lot of confusion about how chris has this figured out and you don't um and why you're using a mirror on a shattered mirror on the ground that you're sort of like leaning over but yeah but also uh thomas of seattle has proposed the beard trimmings box the beard trimmings box, which I found to be... I think this is what you guys were trying to come up with, and he really nailed it.

And that has to be displayed in public on a stick somewhere? I suppose so. You could probably put the shaving stuff on the other side, and then you could put your beard trimmings to go in. It makes a beard,

and then you know it's full whenimmings to go in it makes a beard and then you know it's full when there's a beard on the guy here's the thing about my dog shit little shaving setup i maybe use it six times a year it's not like i'm out there every morning doing it i just let a beard i let the beard get pretty lengthy and then i buzz it all off in like 90 seconds and then i just wait again so we should get a smaller beard box, probably. We're going to need a smaller box. What was people's biggest problem? Was it the box?

Was it that I'm crouched? I think it's partly that it's a broken mirror, partly that you're doing like Rise of the Planet of the Apes style hunching in front of the broken mirror and that it's just, it's outside to begin with, I think is like hard for people to wrap their heads around. But I think the broken mirror is like a huge part of it.

Like on the ground. It was a complete mirror. I can't remember if the lawn guy broke it or if Hale broke it. Right. I don't think that anyone's like trying to figure out the specifics of the mirror. It's mostly that it is just occurring in this way

and you have the means to not have it be this way yet continue to allow it. When it broke, I don't think I lost any function whatsoever. Right. That's fair. So you were Gollum-style crouching in your backyard before the mirror broke yeah and i and i do actually have to be quite fast when i when i'm buzzing off the beard because squatting like that for longer than like three minutes i i need to shit andrew do you see

anything weird about what gavin's saying here that maybe we could solve by not having this mirror on the ground i mean we could raise the mirror oh Oh, yeah. I think if you're opposed to replacing the mirror, maybe just hang the broken mirror. Maybe because it's in half, you could hang it in two different spots. Maybe utilize the fact that it's broken. I really like the idea of replacing one of the windows with a one-way mirror, though.

I don't know. Why aren't all of our windows mirrors? It's a great question i if if all of because the way i want to see outside no you would see outside you fool it's a one-way mirror you would see through it and everyone else would see themselves i wouldn't want that why i would uh i would look at it go that's a fuck that's a fun house over there. I'm not dealing with that. That's too much. Are you talking like actual fun house?

Like I could put in mirrors that make your reflection go all fat? Wow. But I don't, I don't know. I wouldn't trust it. I would find that to be very sketchy. What are they hiding in there? What are they doing? It's like, but you don't think that when everyone's got their blinds

down. And it would reflect the sun back so it might help lower eating costs in your house. So if you were to walk by a house and they had just some mirrors on the outside, potentially it could just look like this. See, that's awesome.

That's the house I want to live in. But it's also a one-way mirror so you can see out yeah that's like a really wonka house i feel like that would focus the light in that would cause a lot of fires i think oh it's an attack house. Oh. Oh, wow. As a lawn guy, Gavin, would you not want that? Oh, see, fuck that. No. No, it doesn't. That sucks.

No, it doesn't. You know what that sucks for? Birds. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that probably. That is.

But that's probably better for birds because birds think they can fly through windows, right? Like. Oh, yeah. Maybe it's great yeah maybe they don't fly into other birds so they would never hit the mirror might be the best thing so for those just listening it is a house that is entirely mirrored on one side yeah it looks like it's out of control or alan awake i don't trust it i don't want it really does yeah i don't

want any part of yeah. Wow. I'm finding some stuff now. Gavin, that can be your house. There's no HOA in the world that's going to allow that. Having that like the reverse of solar power, like you're reflecting all of the sun as opposed to absorbing it. Dude, your neighbors would love you.

They'd get way more light on their solar panels. You would make every sunrise so much brighter in your neighborhood like what are we doing if you could convince an entire cul-de-sac to do that it would be the hottest point in the middle of the road ever

this is how I want people to enter my home oh my god it's like a hall of mirrors thing speaking of cool houses, I was riding my bike the other day and I found one of those 3D printed houses in a neighborhood I read about.

It was so pretty in person. Yeah. It was so neat in person. I got to say. I mean, I didn't go in obviously because somebody lived there and that would be breaking and entering. But from the outside,

it was actually quite cool looking. I was surprised. Yeah. It looked a lot like that. It looked a lot like that. It looked a lot like that. How long it would take you to 3D print like a small house, Gavin? Like a backyard,

like a shed. Could you do it piece by piece in your 3D printer? Yeah. It would take a lot of pieces. And I don't think any of the filament I have is waterproof. You know what though? A real house takes a lot of pieces too. It don't think any of the filament I have is waterproof. You know what, though? A real house takes a lot of pieces, too. It does. It's a good point. Not if you 3D

print it with concrete. That's just one big, long piece. That's true. Yep. But let's start with printing your head first, Andrew, and then we can make one, too. You got your phone? I do. Have you scanned your head? No. I just got it.

I just was sending it. Did the soy oil leak all over everything? Yeah, I don't know where the soy oil is. I was looking for it. You see it on the back of the box though, right? It says top left. Yeah, there is a warning about soy oil on it. And yeah, I don't know.

Well, I'm happy you got that box because we gave you the GoXLR, which should help with your audio setup. I don't know. Well, I'm happy you got that box because we gave you the GoXLR, which should help with your audio setup. We gave you all of your Kerwin Frost action figures back, so you finally got them back from the air. Immediately into the garbage. Didn't need to send those, but thank you. Oh, no worries.

Well, they were yours. And I don't remember what else we put in there. Well, I sent them for the break show, but that's fine. They're technically yours. You could have thrown them. You could have tossed them. You could have tossed them. We could have left them at Rooster Teeth.

That would have been, I think, the solution. Everyone wins. Do you know how long Jeff stood in line for those? Yeah. Yeah. For the ones I sent him?

Yeah. To send them back to you. Oh, to send them back. Oh, yeah. With the phone and the GoXLR and all that. He didn't just send me that. He sent me a nice little

autograph photo of Gavin. That was nice. I don't know why. I don't know what the deal with that. He didn't just send me that. He sent me a nice little autograph photo of Gavin. That was nice. I don't know what the deal with that was. That was just in the box. An empty container of SmartPop popcorn also as well. That was to pad the photo so that nothing scratched it. Didn't work very well if that was the purpose, but I appreciate the bag.

It worked up until it was out of my hands. If that person, by the way, but I appreciate the bag. It worked up until it was out of my hands. If that person, by the way, is still around, do you know what that autograph photo is from, Jeff? No. Someone mailed that photo

to me in the frame, asked me to sign it and send it back to them, and I signed it, and then our office got cleaned, and I lost a piece of paper with the return address. Jeez.

And that was about... Andrew, you better get that photo with that person. That might have been nine years ago. So if for some reason you're still listening to the stuff that we make, let me know,

because Andrew has your photo. I do. I'll only give it to you with a large collection of sauce and pancake mix. I'm holding it hostage until then. Have you tried to set up the GoXLR yet?

No, I didn't want to try to fuck with my setup. You don't want to do it on filming day. It's always a recipe for disaster. Oh, absolutely. So I avoided that. Is there anything else? The Raycons in the box, the Raycons in the box?

The SmartPop in the box? I think that was it. I threw in like a Sloppy Joe bingo and some other shit that was just already in there as padding. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, I don't know what stuff you get or you got back in the old days. Do you think that the underside of your arms, like elbow to armpit,

is like an inverse lap? Yes. like elbow to armpit is like an inverse lap yes it's less hairy I've got hairier my lap is a lot hairier than that portion of my arms there's just no name for it there's no like up lap I believe it's the fuck zone, that's what they call it

why would they call it that? I don't know, I didn't name it, there's no like up lap i believe it's the fuck zone that's what they call it why would they call it that i don't know i didn't name it it's the doctor's official zone i want to know if anyone uses it for what yeah it's good for swimming it's good real estate when you're swimming like it's effective for that what are we using you don't really lean you use your any of the things that you would use your lap for. Like holding a laptop? The problem is gravity, Gavin, is the issue that you're having with this piece of area. Real estate. You're talking about, hang on, you're talking about like your bicep?

No, opposite. Or your tricep area. Like your tricep area yeah like the the underneath you're underneath yeah isn't that just for like leaning like you're no you you lean with your forearms don't you no you know how do you lean take a picture of you leaning use your forearms i lean with my forearm or my shoulder yeah i'm not using the under of the arm yeah especially not using both like your lap is only a lap when both legs are in use for the purpose of the lap i guess i'm using my elbows when i'm leaning so yeah i guess so hi every yeah that's a good question everybody pay attention to how you lean over the next couple days. It's just fucking people up at work.

They're like, I don't know how my... There's somebody sitting up going, I don't know. Oh, boy. What do I do with my hands? Someone's driving a car and they're losing control. Left becomes right. It's just like we're crossing them up. I think...

You know what, Kevin? I think you're right. I think we can get rid of these. I don't think we need it. I think we can what Kevin I think you're right I think we can get rid of these I don't think we need it I think we can just remove it like there's no use for it yeah I think we could just remove that whole section of bone just go elbow to socket

and I don't think we'd be missing out on anything I'm not sure you're right about that it'd be too wiggly what do you mean it would be too wiggly? Don't you think if there's no bone? No, you just take the elbow bone and imagine that's what's in your shoulder socket as opposed to all this additional...

I'm saying I don't think we need it. We're moving it all together. Yeah, let's just get rid of it. The bicep and all the muscles we use. All of it. Yeah, we're getting rid of all that stuff. You just turned us into T-Rexes. Yeah, basketball would suck.

We're T-Rexes with smaller teeth. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to reach above your own head. How are you going to put your luggage above you when you get on a plane? Why did you say, um, like that was in question? You can't reach above your own head. Because I got a ten and a half foot and i bet you shack could you gonna kick your luggage up well there's in there a whole thing where like your shoe size is the same as the distance from your wrist to your elbow

is that true i think so wrist to elbow i think if you put your shoe it would perfectly line it like if you have a proper that's pretty close i've never understood that's pretty close because wow because i maybe as a general rule but then how come every nba player who is of the same height doesn't have the same wingspan or boxer for that matter that's because of the useless piece of bone we're getting rid of i think that i think wingspan and everything i think that's the reason that you're in the nba is like if you're 71 inches tall but like you have like a 78 inch wingspan like that's the thing that they want you know what i mean well yeah of course but i'm just saying like that that that general rule of thumb can't always apply because that

those extra inches got to come somewhere it could be fingers it could be i think it's the bones i think it's the exception i think it's the exception that proves the rule jeff probably probably is i wonder how much this finger they should really do zone by zone what a wingspan is like is there a player that is all arm but no finger is there a player that is largely fingers but like not a lot of hand do you think there's a longer back in the NBA than yours? Oh, yeah. That is the all-back sport. Yeah.

There's definitely... You ever seen Joker's back? That's a long back, dude. I... I bet you I have a larger back than certain players in the NBA, though. Who's the shortest player in the NBA right now? I was about to say, if Isaiah Thomas is still around,

I'm fucking... I'm crowning over him. Probably like Chris Paul's 6'1", I think, and that's like... I bet you I'm very competitive with Chris Paul's back. Interesting. You know, he's just down there in San Antonio. Maybe I'd take a drive down there

and see if I could measure him. Yeah, I mean, you probably could. It's not like he's going to be fucking doing anything down there. He's going to be providing leadership off the bench. Come on, man. Give me the ball, give me the ball, Come on, man. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. Give me the ball.

Let me phrase it in this way. If I was at an NBA team dinner, I would not be the shortest at the table when sitting. Wow. That's a tall order, man. That's interesting. There would be at least one player that I would appear to be taller than at the table.

This effect would wear off immediately be taller than at the table. This would, this effect would wear off immediately upon standing up from the table, but at the table, I think I could, I could tower over at least one. You think your back could compete with the backs of NBA players of any NBA? Yes. Of at least one player on any NBA roster.

I bet you my back is longer than. When you get up from a table, when you're sat at a table, do you get taller or shorter? Oh, I get shorter. You would, if me sitting at a table, you would think that I was in the 99 percentile for height.

But then I stand up and I'm very average. I'm maybe below average by a little bit. Because it's all back. I'm deceptively short. Or sneaky tall. I think you're taller than me. I think we're about the same height. You guys should have a tall off someday.

I bet you if you and I standing we're the same, you and I sitting, I'm two inches taller than you. Let's do this test. Who's the tallest one in the group? How tall are you, Nate? I think it's you. Five nine. Jeff. You guys are fucking tiny. Yeah, we're all compared to you.

Finally, I don't have to be the shortest anymore. I hated being around Gus and Bernie all the time. You are shrinking though, I think. Oh, me? Yeah. I'm getting shorter. Everybody does over time. No, the rest of us are getting taller. Yeah, not me. Oh, fuck. I guess I got that wrong.

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And I was thinking how if I was scared, well, thankfully I'm not scared. I wonder if that thing works around your neck. Like, does it actually give a reading? Oh, I bet it does. That'd be a great way to face your fears. No, it wouldn't. If you could live through that, you would never care about it being on your arm.

I think I would. I don't think it's about it being specifically on his arm. I think that's the most accessible place for it to be. I think it's the squeezing is the problem. I don't think it's an arm issue. I think maybe take a step back and think about how we could reframe this in terms of you

overcoming your fear of wet bread. Oh, yeah. Like if I was shoved into a giant wet loaf. Yeah, like there's probably nothing you're going to want to do to be okay. You're not going to want to do what it takes to be okay with wet bread.

I'm certainly not going to do what it takes to be okay with snakes i'd love to get over that fear well let's immerse you in wet bread then let's get you just a bunch let's get a little pool a bunch of bread start wrapping around your neck we'll constrict it well yeah wait i'm being choked while i'm in the bread with the wet bread and there's a bread cuffed? There's also snakes there. I don't know. I got an idea for Eric for confronting his fear.

What about one of these? I'm not doing it. I don't... Oh, my God. Go ahead. I'm on your side, Eric. I'm trying to distract him. How do you feel about one of those?

No, that's great. Even compression socks feel like it would be too much. Like, okay. Okay. Well, never mind. Yeah. Compression socks, I think, is the way to go. What if I just squeezed your arm with my hands?

That's, I think what gave me the fear of it to begin with was like my mom doing it when I was a kid. Like, I think that's probably where that comes from. Dude, when a grown-up gets a hold of your arm. Yes! It's the fucking worst. They just ping-pong you around. Yeah, and they let go, and you can still see their fingers on your skin.

And somehow you're the asshole. But what if Gavin was whispering sweet somethings at you while holding it? He can do that to you. I'm good. I don't need this. No, his sweet somethings to me are, do you want to get killed by me or you want something else? The you're either be shot or strangled whatever that was what if I squeeze you in the night?

While I'm going to sleep is that part of my tuck in? This sucks If you woke up tomorrow Someone's just gonna clip that out and it's gonna be like their ringtone No no no no and it's going to be like their ringtone. No, no, no. It's fine. What if tomorrow morning you woke up and then I told you that I squeezed you last night? I don't like any of this.

I think there's something to that. I think the consciousness is the problem. So if we take that away, maybe through the squeezing of, the osmosis of squeezing, you can become okay with it. I don't agree. Would you get in one of those giant balloons?

Giant balloons? Oh, the thing that Dan did? Yeah. No. You wouldn't do that? No, because around my neck like that, that seems like it would be like... No, no, no.

Imagine if you just, you went in head first and you climbed all the way in and you were just in there. No, that around my neck like that, that seems like it would be like... No, no, no. Imagine if you just went in headfirst and you climbed all the way in and you were just in there. No, that sounds... I mean, that just sounds awful. It doesn't... And also, that wouldn't have anything to do

with the fear that I've talked about. That's just getting inside of a balloon. Right. Which is a total... No, no, no. But I got... Here. I know a way to fix this.

No! What? This is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna buy this. We're gonna get one of these inflatable suits it's the opposite of your fear it's more space and then we're gonna slowly start

having it suck in on you and it's just gonna progressively you're gonna get into it it's like getting your toes in the water you're gonna slowly become more comfortable and then before you know it you're gonna be that exactly I'm just going to become fetish content. See, I would actually

love to be vacuum sealed. I mean, what? That looks like it would feel good. What? By the way, for the audience, because I'm not posting this on the Instagram, it's a picture of somebody who was vacuum sealed. I'm assuming as a sexual fetish. 100% fetish content.

I see no nudity in the photo but it is disturbing you want to be vacuum sealed i think well if as long as i had like an air pipe to breathe i don't want my lungs to be sealed but i feel like like when i was that time i was put in a coffin it was really comfy it's nice god i think i have the opposite of claustrophobia. I think so. Uh, yeah. I hate it. Oh. Do you ever vacuum seal food? No. Yeah, I do.

Do you really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. For like steaks? For sous vide and stuff, yeah. Yeah. Do you ever do it, Jeff, and think, oh, I wish that was me?

I don't. I don't. See, sous vide is is essentially if we're doing the reverse of the fear diet diagram whatever that was what was it what was the name for it was the fear diagram if we're doing the opposite of that sous vide is Gavin and I because he's

vacuum sealed and I'm in a hot thing of water we're bathing we're relaxing that is like the reverse of the fear diagram the fetish diagram? No! That's not a fetish. That's the no fear diagram. Don't put your fat... Liking a bath isn't a fetish.

No, I know. And I wouldn't want to be in there for sexual reasons. I just think it would... I think it would be comfy. I don't know what the sexual reasons could be. You can't fucking move and everything. Any scenario in which you need to clarify that's not for sexual reasons is not great well some people like balloons and shit for sex like latex a beetle yeah there is like a whole fetish around it

i just don't yeah but i don't look at that and think oh yeah you know but the need to clarify as i'm saying where you've gone probably in a questionable position for what you're doing nobody is blowing up a balloon and having to say this isn't for sexual reasons. You know what I think it might be, Andrew? I think it might be a generational thing. Gavin's watched a lot of Howard Stern.

Everything we're talking about has been shown on the Howard Stern in person as a sexual fetish a bunch. I feel like anything could be a sexual fetish. Are you challenging yourself? No, I'm just saying fetish a bunch. I feel like anything could be a sexual fetish. I think... Are you challenging yourself? No, I'm just saying someone's probably getting off the

Beyblades. I feel like there's a community for anything. People are weird. Brains are dumb. Yeah, they are indeed. Someone's ripping a Beyblade going... Can I ask you guys a question that's not related to sexual fetishes

in any way whatsoever? Oh, never mind. Or related to the conversation around talking about whether something's related to sexual fetishes? Sure. Did you guys see that Johnny Caviar thing on the subreddit?

No. What Johnny Caviar thing? Let me post it. Hold on a second. Please. Oh, fuck, hold on. I should definitely know about this i captured this stupid uh copy link i was about to repost the sexual is this a good

johnny caviar thing is this bad oh it's youtube what there's a there's a what a musician named johnny caviar who has a youtube channel his His name is John Caviar. John Caviar? I think he's in either Belize or Bolivia. I can't remember which, but he's been producing music on YouTube for six years. He stopped four years ago. He posted pretty consistently

for about four years ago. He stopped and then two months ago started up again. I've watched almost all of his content and oh my god can we reach out to john caviar for a podcast intro i think he is probably up for the collab uh i don't want to get in any trouble by a copy you know copyright strikes or anything by playing his music on the podcast but i encourage y'all to watch the baby music video darling music video and my personal favorite the song the last song he produced before he took his four-year hiatus

the classic song john caviar's coronavirus okay i am gonna i'm gonna be busy as soon as we wrap this episode up I'm gonna be in a deep dive you've got a either an imposter or you've got like a spiritual brother out there you didn't even know about do you think his real name is John Cavier

or do you think that's also his stage alias that's a great question I think maybe we should find out I'm leaning towards alias. I don't think that's his real name. He's definitely a performer just like you.

I can tell. We both have songs called Baby. We have a lot in common. That's the only question I wanted to ask you guys. If you were familiar with John Caviar. I'm not familiar with John Caviar. but I'm a fan of this music. Good sounds. Yeah.

What do you think is the worst sound? The worst sound? Yeah, what's a terrible sound? Leaf blower. Oh my God. I like a leaf blower. Are you a gas leaf blower? You crazy.

I like a leaf blower. How often do you hear it? That's Shrek. Yeah, it's not often. I don't mind. Because they run from about 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. all day long in every neighborhood in Austin. And there's different areas,

different zones on different days. Like on one day, they'll blow the leaves across the street. The next day, the other crew will blow them back. It's like they're all at war with each other on different days like on one day they'll blow the leaves across the street the next day the the other crew will blow them back it's like they're all at war with each other on different days sometimes it's the same crew getting paid by different houses they don't give a fuck they're just doing their job for the day you know i yeah i don't mind a leaf blower that's i fucking hate seagulls seagulls fucking stink i hate them i uh i learned that there's a TV channel called Ocean TV or

Sunsets TV. It's something like that on my cable. And I was like, I'm going to throw this up and relax and fall asleep to this. And it's just with a beautiful sunset. It's the worst thing to sleep to. Seagulls completely ruin the mood.

Ruin the vibe. Here's what we should do. All five of us should pick our five least favorite sounds. And then we all have to sit in a room where only those sounds are playing. And whichever sound gets turned off first is the most annoying sound. My least favorite sound is Jeff doing his baby apology voice, I think. Genuinely.

It's maybe the worst thing I've ever heard. I can record a couple hours of that for us. I don't need you to do that. I'm losing this game immediately. I'm just hitting the button. Eric, what sound do you hate? I don't know, and I don't want to find out, and I don't want to participate in this hell sound room.

Why is everything that we're focused on right now fears and hates? What is going on with us? It's just the, you're trying to cure your fear. It's the arrow we're in. I'm not trying to cure it. I don't want to cure my fear. I'm fine with my fear. Leave my fear alone.

It's like Jeff with snakes. He doesn't want anything to do with it. It's true. He doesn't. If we're ever going go on fear factor we need to we're not going oh i could never even when fear factor was on i had no grandiose thoughts of dude i could do this i just i would watch it and go i'm not i would never do this yeah you're looking at you go fear fear was would definitely be a factor it's a factor all the way a hundred percent so still undecided on your least favorite sound then i don't know hands on a balloon is probably up there oh it's like gavin's trying to deep throat it that's why i'm trying to pull it out of his fucking throat not for sexual reasons it pops

and the the sound is me trying to grab it out of his fucking gullet. Nails on a chalkboard make me want to jump out a window. Yep. So that's probably it for me. I mean,

there's a specific sound I discovered last week on vacation, but I don't know even how to replicate it, so it's pointless to explain it to you. But I discovered a sound

last week that made me want to murder people for a little while but oh but you can't describe it well it's so i was at a public swimming pool and there was a class going on where they were doing like synchronized swimming or something on the like on a in a different pool but to keep time they were like using a chunk of metal to hit the railing that's like halfway in the pool because then it reverberates under the water too, I guess. So they can,

but they were off and they were playing summer loving by grease over and over again. And she was missing the beat with the fucking tuning fork or whatever it was. And so it just like had this like aqua reverberation that was just out of sink, a goddamn grease. And it just, and they did it for, we were there for two hours and it was two hours

that's so specific I love that yeah that's my least favorite sound that and nails on a chalkboard yeah we got a little collection here not many animal sounds I'm trying to think of like yeah natural sounds animal sounds grown tube is good

I remembered I was looking through my old notes Jeff and you Natural sounds, animal sounds. Grown tube is good. Oh, yeah. I remembered I was looking through my old notes, Jeff, and you once pitched a draft where we picked our least favorite songs. And we should circle back on that. I think that's a fun idea. Okay. Oh, God. I found my list.

It's like our summer of 98 playlist, but it's all of our least favorite songs. Yeah. It's songs that we personally hate. I think that's such a good idea. Not even necessarily saying that they're bad songs, but they're songs we hate. I think that's a great idea. Yeah, we should do that. We should absolutely do that. It was a great idea by you that we forgot, and then I went, oh, fuck.

We need to do this. I have a lawn update. What's your lawn update? So, I've been taking care of the lawn for about a month. It's all nice and green. But used my sprinklers for the first time, which is horrible. Seems like a real waste.

But the lawn looks nice. And now people with dogs just bring them to my lawn and they all just shit. There's probably five dogs shitting on my lawn every day now. Jeff, this is your time to come clean. Is this a normal thing what is it he's got he's got a webcam he's gonna or he's got a like he's got security system he's gonna know if it's me shitting in his yard not if you dress up like a cool dog you dressed up as a dog with albert

yeah it's all these dogs and this one giant beagle that looks like it's about 185 pounds. Should you stress Albert up as another dog to be also deep undercover? I put a little bag with dog shit in his mouth and I just have him walk over and drop it in the yard. Do they clean it up, Gavin, or do they leave it? I feel like most people do, but I have mowed a few shits. And I feel like trespassing is well respected unless your dog is shitting. Trespassing doesn't count

if your dog needs to shit on it. That's true. So if I wanted to break into a museum after hours to steal something, I could just take my dog for a walk. Just have it shit on the doorknob. You need to steal Declaration of I could just take my dog out for a walk. Just have it shit on the doorknob. You need to steal Declaration of Independence. Just walk in with a

pack of dogs. That's how they should have done it. That's how Ocean's Eleven should have been. This all makes sense. Just chasing dogs with bags into the room full of jewels. Is that it? Is that your update? That dogs are shitting on your lawn? Yeah, they didn't shit on my lawn when it looked like shit.

Well. It's just a weird exception to the rule. Everyone's for some reason fine with people walking all over your lawn and shitting on it. But just walking on it on its own is weird. You have to decide if you want your lawn to look like shit or to contain shit. It's one or the other.

Those seem like the two options. And which way are you leaning? Is this making you not want to be a lawn guy? I guess if they clean it up, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine if they clean it up. It's just fertilizing the yard a little bit. Maybe you should put lines down on your yard so they know, like, this is the shit zone. Yeah.

I don't think... I think it's kind of up to the dog where it goes, not the owner. Or what if you just put one of those little metal signs in the front of your yard that says, please scoop your poop because everybody respects those. I do. Like, do you let your dog shit on other people's lawns uh he it doesn't really come

up in the neighborhood we live in like there's strip there's a strip of grass when you walk by the like the sidewalk he always shits in that um like that area spot yeah he he has like spots in the like he has a spot he always pees at in the front yard and then but like there's like you know how there's like a strip of grass and then a sidewalk and then an actual yard he usually the actual yards in my neighborhood usually is like a fence so the strip of grass is like there's just it's usually like the area between the street and the sidewalk he always just like shits there which i guess is somebody's yard but it didn't feel like it and he and i clean it up yeah yeah you're fine you clean it up you're all good maybe i need to be a fence guy that's what you need could be i like the idea of a fence

you need to get that fence going just you having to build a fence would be fun or what if you just identify a sound that dogs hate and you just play it 24 hours a day do they make one-way fences what do you mean one-way fence like i can see through it but to them it just looks like a solid fence all right well thanks for listening to another episode of the regulation podcast why is that a bad idea maybe it's like a type of plastic cover um someone figured out my beard thing you guys all made fun of my beard thing someone solved that someone came up you know those things those nail things where you push your hand in it and it shapes the shape of it that we would get that technology and put it on the box so that the stuff

on the inside would push out what would be the beard hair you think hair would push against nails no no no no you don't you don't get it she just don't get it no I'm trying I'm trying over here you know that nail thing that exists or you put your hand through it now imagine that uh but we like paint it brown so it looks like it's hair and then you close the lid and if there's stuff in it it pushes it out it pushes out those nails so then it it looks like a beard. It creates shape. What did I ask?

I don't even know anymore, man. You take it off them or not. It's really where I'm at with this. Eric says, I got to try again, uh, in the discord chat.

So, uh, thanks for listening to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This was episode 11. Boy, was it a doozy. I sure hope you enjoyed it. If you did, maybe tell a friend about it. We sure would like to let other people know that we exist and

that we're a thing that, well, that might be pleasing to an ear that hasn't heard it yet. As always, go to our website, Regulat regulatory on.com. And that'll explain all the mysteries of what this podcast is and how to give us money. Uh, we'll see you next week.

Bye. I have a prediction for 2028. Ooh. Well, okay. The OZEMP chip. I think OZEMPIC is going to partner with Lays. There you did that.

It's my 2020. It did. Yeah. Remember, remember those, remember the did that. It's by 2020. It did? Yeah, remember those, remember the chips that made everyone shit? No. The shit chips? Yeah.

Well, we'll learn all about the shit chips next time on the Regulation Podcast. No. I want to learn about the, I want to learn about the shit chips now!