Regulation Podcast - We Are Not in a Paranoid Era // Bean Hole Days? [159]

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blindside rules, out of context, Pacino's baby, natural causes age, last time alarm, the cheese hill winner, Seinfeld, Bean Hole Days and Hobo Days, green card, a really long XLR, praying, condorman stuff, Kekethespidermonkey, Snoopy, and this being a weird one. Come to RTX to see Geoff & producer Eric do a live Break Show. Will they hit a Zim? Come through and find out July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎵 Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. Jeff, get away from Gavin. Get away from Gavin. I think he's got a blind side. I think Gavin's got a blind side. Get away from him. Are you serious? Get away from him. I think so.

I think Gavin's about to be blind. No, I don't have him. I think so. You're about to be BLIND! No, I don't have anything. I don't trust it. He's been texting me about cricket. I think he's gonna make us watch a cricket video. Are you gonna make such a fucking cricket video? I think he's gonna make us watch a cricket video. No, I wouldn't do that to you.

Why would I do that? I think he's blind, so I don't trust it. If I get through the intro, he get through the intro he can't like it's we're in is that is there a window for cooling the blind side i think it's got to be we never established that well we can establish it right now that's a rule i don't think i think that's a bad rule i vote no so you want to blind send somebody 45 minutes into a podcast yeah yeah i do no no no no no no. Because that's where that goes. That's the kind of lawless chaos

that we end up with if we do it that way. No. Well, that's, that's, I, listen. I think going forward, Gavin, do you have a blind side or do you not have a blind side? Nope. Okay, that's a bad read by me.

Bad read by me. Well, I mean, I didn't bring up cricket. You brought up baseball, didn't you? I don't know. It doesn't matter. That was a bad read by me. I think if somebody is going to blind side and they get called before they can deploy it they lose their blindside wow they want to do but now can you call a blind that's what i'm about to say going forward if you call it and you're wrong you lose your blindside so now that

we've established the rules we still all have blindsides, but Jeff, I think those are some important factors. So when do I get my blindside back? Once everybody else blindsides, I feel. What if Nick is fucking lazy and doesn't want a blindside? Does Nick have a blindside? Yeah, does Nick get a blindside? I didn't think Nick got a blindside. Oh, sorry, Nick. You're a second-class citizen.

So it's just the three of us, then? Eric, go fuck yourself. I'm definitely not calling a blindside. No, Eric is never going to call. I'm trying to get as many episodes of this show in the bank as I can. Okay, okay. So the three of us then. So I have to wait, because I have another blindside queued up and ready to go.

Does the audience know about Blindside yet? I think it just came out. At this point, I believe Blindside will have come out, yes. Okay. If not, then this whole thing needs to be removed. Hold on. Hold on. Just saying it.

Episode 159. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Gavin and Andrew and Nick and Eric, although they're less with us, apparently, because they don't get the blindside. Yeah, obviously. You still mentioned blindside in the safe intro. Yeah. Well, we have to because I want to talk about blindside.

Well, I just wanted to get through the intro. Oh, we have to because I want to talk about blinds. Well, I just wanted to get through the intro. Oh, we fucking. Andrew outed your non blind side before I could finish saying who we were. We're not in another paranoid era. I don't want anyone to think that. What a regular way to say that. I've been thinking about it for a while. I don't know if i have the energy for another

paranoid phase pretty yeah well you initiated one so you can't make that claim and then bring us into the era of paranoia yeah you can't do a blind side and then not have the energy to listen listen i that's how i i absolutely can that's like that's in my dna i'm i was yeah born you just kind of just did so we can't really say you can't i have a i have a question for andrew yes well you made me laugh on text the other day when you were saying about um how you need a you know the whole wine thing and yeah the conversation we referenced yeah yeah put in a glass only they make i gave you four hearts for that and then you said you were going to take that momentum into the next day living that four ha lifestyle.

I just want to know how you took that energy into the following day. I think it was a good day. What day was it? Yesterday? Was that yesterday or two days ago? Listen, I don't know. It's tough for me to track time. I've been sick, Gavin, and the spelling bee is on, so my priorities have been shifted. I'm scouting kids.

I'm looking at words hearing bells ring it's a whole thing please clip that all out of context stuff is going apeshit at the moment yeah what what did i say that was out of context what could have been bad in that statement scouting kids scouting kids i feel like you hear that in sports all the time i think last episode i said eat a kid or something else eat a baby like you talk about Colin the caterpillar eat a child

I don't remember that at all I do I do we were talking about Colin's little babies oh yeah the little ones yeah they sucked they looked terrible they sucked? yeah they were a big one they looked terrible

what looks terrible about it? you were with me that they sucked. I said they look terrible. What looks terrible about it? I agree. You were with me that they were weird. The tiny little ones are weird. They're still the same cake, though. Now you're fucking all about Colin and his kids. That's a quick shift. You're with me.

We're all on a sink just right. We need to play video games. I thought you were with me on Colin and the kids. Please play video games all right i thought you're with me on calling the kids please play video games you two did you see by the way that we um we caused al pacino to have a baby oh no i don't want to complain for that we did we did that's oh oh man who saw that coming 83 i think oh my god he's gonna be a hundred and one at his kid's high school graduation he he made a movie 40 years ago where he said he was too old to play football and he's still he's making people he's making people today and the person having his kid was

born in like 1994 or something no they're my age? Well, I think so. Oh, man. No. Doesn't seem fair that there's a life cycle to the uterus, but the penis just gets to keep on making babies forever. Yeah, well, it's the balls mainly, I think. Yeah, well, they got to go through the penis. You know...

Do you think that this was a response to the deniro thing because i feel like they get compared a lot and like he felt like he needed to establish yeah i think it was a direct uh rebuttal counter i'll show you just two kids who are 15 when their dads are dead, hanging out. Oh, my God. Jesus. What? The Nero and Pacino aren't going to be around for 15 more years? He's old enough to be somebody's great-grandfather.

Absolutely. They're old enough that if it said died of natural causes, you would not be alarmed. That's a good point're in that range natural causes age he's natural causes age oh my god i think he's having a kid with someone who was born after friends died oh no was it on purpose was it at least an accident which is better to you just out of curiosity accident by far accident not intent if al pacino was just like i didn't know i had it in me either then i would be like okay that's that's not great but like at least you weren't trying for a kid can you imagine can you imagine wanting to have sex in your 80s i really don't think i'll be there

yeah you'll think you just done it i mean most people in their 80s they're not in great shape i don't know that i'll be in the best of shape in my 80s. And sex is a lot of... I mean, I enjoy it. It's great. But it's a lot of work. And I just don't know that I'll want to be bothered with it in my 80s. It just seems like one of those things where you're like, at some point, you quit cutting the grass.

At some point, you're like, I'm too old to do that shit anymore. At some point, I'm not going to hit any more baseballs. I'm going to go, you know what what i've had enough baseballs in my life i just i feel like sex would follow would you like an alarm that goes off to signify the last time you do something yes i think it would be terror i think it would be heartbreaking uh and terrifying because it'd be like you brush your teeth and the alarm goes off and you're like wait a minute oh yeah it'd be a lot nicer on stuff that you rarely do.

Like, I feel like there's definitely some games that I didn't assume I was going to stop playing that I put down, and I will literally never pick up again. Yeah, Fallout 3. You blame me for that. I do. Wait, who stopped? What's this Fallout situation?

I came to stay with Jeff for a few months and we started playing games together like co-op games okay but Jeff was in the middle of playing

Fallout 3 and he kept saying I can't wait for you to go home so I can carry on playing Fallout 3 and I went home and he still has never

I think it's been 15 years and you still haven't picked it up we were all Gears of War that whole trip i feel like yeah we played a shitload of gears co-op and then you left and i picked up fallout 3 and i went how the

fuck does this work yeah and then i that was it was too late it's a rough game to put down for three months yeah it really is three months well i stay for a long time when i visit yeah no that makes sense i just didn't in my head it was like two weeks was how I imagined it. Yeah. No, you're, that's dead. You killed Fallout for him. Summer of 07. Yeah, when Gavin would come,

he would stay for as long as possible. We would get as much out of our hangout time as we could. What's messed up is the summer of 07 is what, nine years after the summer of 98? God, how's the summer of 98 doing? Are you guys living your 98 lifestyles? I mean, the weather's good. Weather is good.

Yeah. The Al Pacino thing is really throwing me for a loop. I'm just thinking she was four. Summer of 98. That's not great. 98, that's how old Al Pacino's gonna be when he has his next kid. Oh, no. They great. 98. That's how old Al Pacino is going to be when he has his next kid. Oh, no.

They're certainly done, right? I mean, he can't do it again. Keep seven kids. How many kids does Al Pacino have? How could you say that they're certainly done? If I told you 10 years ago that he was having a kid, you would say, oh, he's certainly done. To keep going. The sky's the limit.

When Al Pacino got the news, he was like, every time I'm out, they pull me back in. Oh, my God. Is that what this show is? What's happening? I don't know. They pull me back in? It sounds like it used to be pull it out.

Was that Errol or was that gavin that was arrow he said that line and i said that guy sounds like he likes fruitcake or something or whatever other flavor you prefer but don't like uh no that was whipton why don't you get it right he likes strawberry he likes strawberry likes a strawberry jelly uh what do you guys want to talk about uh this episode i had a sad uh realization that wasn't that al pacino's having kids okay i had a second one i no longer can claim that i have the greatest accomplishment from anyone that lives in denima it's dead oh no that dream is dead. That legacy is over. I was on top of Garfield Mountain. I was proud.

I was up there a while. I don't know if you guys saw this. There's a new Nanaimo legend. Woman 19 wins UK. Oh, right. A woman from Nanaimo won the cheese race. Yeah, she got knocked out, right?

She got knocked unconscious and won while unconscious. I thought you had to actually catch the cheese race. Yeah, she got knocked out, right? She got knocked unconscious and won while unconscious. I thought you had to actually catch the cheese. You just have to be the first to the bottom. Yeah, I think you're just chasing the cheese. Yeah, well, I thought it was like whoever grabbed it got the cheese, but no, she just made it to the bottom unconscious. She went all the way to England to get knocked out chasing cheese. I love it.

I don't think she planned on entering until roughly around the time. That was her gaining consciousness, being like, what just happened? Finding out she won. You wake up with a wheel of cheese and you're surrounded by people and they're going, you won, you won!

Weren't you supposed to name the cheese at one point or something? Yeah, that was a thing in the past. Did it happen? No, no, that never a thing in the past. Did it happen? No, that never happened. I don't know if it was a real cheese rice. I never tracked down the validity of the offer. What a weird thing to not follow up on.

Whose part? Mine or theirs? Both. Yeah, I think that's the right answer. You're right. It's both. Is there a clip of her getting knocked out? There is, yeah. I don't...

It was like on TikTok or something. Do you think it would make your falls less? It's not a fun fall. It is like a momentum, earth-shattering... Oh, Nick says... It's great. Minute five into that clip? One of five minutes.

Minute five, okay. Oh! So she's going full speed, and then her legs no longer could go that speed, and her body kept going, and her head smashed into the ground. Dude, look at that angle and that speed. It's like she fell from like 12 feet up.

Oh! The bounce. She tucked well. She did. I think she said that was her goal. She wanted to tuck to not break anything. So that's been my sadness. I'm very happy for her,

but I can only claim to have the greatest accomplishment. Oh. How about this? You are the most successful successful famous Nanaimoan who's never been knocked out in the service of the thing that made them famous you've never lost consciousness um are you worried that it looked like she landed on her face but she didn't break her nose and now that's I a thing too now. I think if you were to ask her,

because I did consider this, I don't think she'd say she has an unbreakable nose. That was also a grass. There's a lot of grass in that field. There's a lot of cushion. Well, why don't you treat this like a challenge and maybe go next year? I think if I fell down that hill Gavin

we would I'd still be rolling I'd still be going what do you mean you just like roll keep rolling then you like suddenly on the M4 you roll all the way back to Canada I would turn into like a fucking Decepticon or whatever that you kept mentioning before like I would just

yeah I would become I think the roll would start it would never stop it would be like unstoppable they would have to try to come up with a way to like stop my momentum I would love you to meet this person and uh maybe do our first face interview maybe ask her how it felt. I'm going to faint. What? That's the worst.

What's wrong with you? How did it feel to get like that? She's kind of got information that we don't feel like I'm going to die. She's calling out information that we don't. We're watching a fight where somebody got knocked out. You can ask her hard-hitting questions like, my friend Gavin, he got knocked out once when he was a little boy and he went blind for two days. How did you not go blind for two days? Oh, my God.

Oh, that's the worst question I've ever heard. That's the reason I'm not an interviewer. Is that really what you want to know? Do you genuinely want to know how does it feel? That was like Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinffeld used to go on the howard stern show all the time and then when the seinfeld show happened and he got famous he did not need to anymore and he wasn't on for like 25 years and finally he came back on and like the first question

howard asked him after the introduction stuff is he goes uh he's like so we're talking about your ideas we're like where do your ideas come from and Seinfeld goes really after 25 years is that where we are with this where do my ideas come from that's the best question you could come up with to ask me out the gate and it was so like emasculating

oh oh man we saw him live once yeah that was a great time that was a lot of fun I think that was the saddest I've ever seen you there. I was pretty sad. Yeah, it was a really funny set. Calm down.

I was... Yeah, we were laughing our asses off at Seinfeld. We were sort of surprised at how clean his act was. Yeah. Well, I was at least. And then... And then as we're walking out jeff's just like i think i'm gonna pack it all in i think i'm gonna

quit i'll never be as funny as him and you just got into like a weird spiral of of depression based on how funny jerry seinfeld was i was i was drinking a lot back then yeah yeah i was pretty drunk i think but also like there was something that used to really bum me out when i'd see people do something better than i'd ever be able to do it and just be like oh i'll never i'm not that you know you still really affect someone who can get knocked out and win a race yeah yeah if i get knocked out i'm losing the race guarantee you if you get knocked out can you tell us how it feels only if somebody asked me in an interview

all right andrew what would you ask i don't know i have to think about it but i don't think how does it feel oh here's what we do you prepare a question you'll meet up with her in an imo and then uh you ask her your question and you ask her my question and see which has a better response no i think i just lead with your question we see how it goes that's how about this you do the interview but you only ask her gavin's question and then you go okay thank you for your time yeah oh man uh can i can i change the subject a little bit of course i'm trying to think ahead on face because i have time and beanhole days is a very real thing yeah and it is the middle of july um is this something we're considering still so So I know what we're doing exactly.

Uh, yeah, I need to look at it. I also really want to go to the, the hobo, uh, convention this year as well. What do you want? Yeah, there's like a, there's like a, there's like a hobo festival where they crown the new king and queen of the hobos every year. And it's a whole thing. And I think it's around the same time as bean hole days. And I really,

I've been a fan of hobos longer than beans. I'd like to, I'm going to try to work both out, but yes, I will say this show has not been notoriously a hobo podcast. No, no, that's more of a me thing.

Yeah, right. What do you mean you're into hobos? Yeah, right. Thank you, Gavin. I'm into hobos yeah right thank you gavin i'm into hobos i like the idea of uh the the hobo lifestyle i'm reading a book about the history of hobos right

now i got hobo tattoos i uh i i don't know i i like i like the idea of like riding i don't want to do it i've never want to do it it, but I just think it was an interesting lifestyle to ride the rail from town to town and try to figure out, I don't know, what towns were friendly and what weren't and how to get farm work. It was an interesting time in America, the industrialization of agriculture,

and it was an interesting touchpoint in history, and I think it's kind of fascinating. That was such a valid response to that question. Yeah. That's great. I'm sorry. Right. I'm cool. I'm like great man. I'm glad you have a real answer for that. So are we doing the beans or what's going on? I don't think we can go to Bean Fest until we

successfully have a bean hole. I think they got a bean hole too before we can show up to Bean Hole Fest. What are bean hole days? Bean hole days this year Tuesday July, and Wednesday, July 19th. Then I can do it. Yeah, I think we go. We don't necessarily have to try our hand at beaning. We can just maybe that's our learning trip.

Okay. Learn from the experts. We can get a lot of tips. Yeah. We'll take notes. I'm now on board. If you guys scout Beanhole Fest and then come back and then do the beanhole thing with what you've learned i'm that i support there's i'm just trying to figure

out like budget wise what it's going to be for us to like fly there i'll shit i'll send you this link here where um we have you know sort of an abundance of things that we can do i mean not activities because it does not seem like there is much, but there's a t-shirt. There's a vintage t-shirt. There's a beans to go container. There's a package. There's a beans cost, but there's also a beans and mugs mug cost.

So we just kind of, you know, I just, I don't want to get nickel and dimed by bean hole days, but I am trying to figure out if this is something we are going to do and what exactly that means. Burying the beans occurs on the 18th. So they sell a T-shirt for $25.

Yeah. That seems fine. That seems fair. That's about running, I'd say average for a T-shirt right now. They sell a vintage T-shirt for $20. Right. Does that just mean it now when

you say vintage t it's like a very expensive t-shirt where they printed an old aerosmith logo on it and then sell it for a lot of money but do you think in this instance because it's five dollars cheaper than the t-shirt it's just last year's t-shirt 100 yeah yes absolutely i like that 2008 you could look like you could instantly look like you've been to nine of those things. Yeah. So again, if you look to the next one, mugs, 15. Vintage mugs, 10. Why is it only 10 hours long?

I mean, how much? I mean, it's beans, Gavin. Yeah, there you go. How much do you want? I just thought it'd last more than a day. Well, it starts on the 18th. Well, it starts at 5 p.m. on the 18th and ends at 3 a.m. I was just going to say, I'm disappointed by the lack of beans.

There's only five cast iron kettles? Only five people making beans at Beanhole Fest? See, this is why I brought this up, because I'm worried about Beanhole Fest if I'm being honest. I don't... I'm back on board. I'm going to see what you're saying, Eric. I feel like our vision of what Beanhole Fest is

can never compare to what the experience... And I don't want to be down on Beanhole. What if we all go and do an episode from there? Yes. I think that's a great idea as well. I think there's two things happening here. One, beans are breaking, but they haven't quite broke yet.

So when we get into like a Beanhole Days now, we're getting in at the ground floor. It's kind of like how like the first year we went to Comic-Con was the last year you could just get in and get a booth at Comic-Con. And then our booth suddenly became worth like 10 times what we were paying for it from that point on. Like we're at that inflection point of Beanhole Days. Yeah, but we haven't.

And it's working slowly but this only happens once a year right we gotta go we gotta prove it out we get when we go to beanhole day and we show the larger face community and then the world because remember a lot of people listen to face seven and a half billion people on earth there's a lot of people that don't listen to face yet that we need we need to identify. I think we're over 8 billion now. 8 billion. We gotta... Fuck. There's another half a billion people we gotta fucking engage with.

It's gonna start growing and then it's gonna go like crazy. Also, here's the thing. We're gonna go all the way up there for Beanhole Days. Gavin's bitching because it's not a five-day festival. Listen, man. You're gonna want to get in there. You're gonna want to do it for five hours and then you want to get the fuck out of there

and go back to Austin. Yeah, I think it's good. It's not really beanhole days if it's a 10-hour event. Well, it starts on the day before, right? It starts on the 5.30 p.m. on the 18th. Yeah, but if we started Sloppy Joe's at 11.30 p.m. and wrapped at 1, I wouldn't call it Sloppy Days. And then the next day starts at 9 a.m. and goes until 2 p.m.

Wait, what? You just got to scroll down a little bit, and it says Tuesday the 18th, 5.30 p.m., Burying the Beans. And then you go to Wednesday the 19th. Oh, I was just looking at the top header where it's a lie. Right. peta where it's a lie right it also it also says 5 30 p.m burying the beans at south trailside park watch as the pit crew lowers the five cast iron kettles which they may be fucking huge they might be the size of a like yeah of a of like a geo metro we don't know uh so that they can cook overnight and be served to thousands the next day there's gonna be thousands of bean fans the next day. There's going to be thousands of Bean fans the next day.

It's going to be, you're going to be, we're going to be amongst our people. It's going to be a really warm, welcoming feeling. And we're going to love it. This is going to be the least my people I've ever been around. I am not going to fit. We're a podcast with fuck in the title. No one here wants us there.

And while we're there, we can petition the Chamber of Commerce at Brainerd Lakes to change it from Beanhole Days to Beanhole Day Plus. Well, no. Yeah. I think we should go.

I'm up for going. Okay. Okay. We can figure this all out. I think we should go. I'm up for going. Okay. Okay. We can figure this all out. I just wanted to kind of get the feeling, like kind of like gut check here on what it was going to be. So it is the middle of the week, which is very weird. It's a Tuesday, Wednesday.

Like what? Yeah, but there's going to be a trampoline jump and kids bungee, and there's going to be water wars. But are you ready for the crowning of the king and queen bean? I am. And then a couple weeks later, I'm going to go see the king and the queen hobo get crowned. Chris Olsen is going to perform his Elvis tribute show. Oh, wow.

The Chris Olsen and his Elvis tribute show. Yeah. I hope he gets enough time. It borders Canada. Yeah. Yeah. That state borders. It borders Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a fact.

How do you feel about that fact? I think it's a factual fact, but I think it's a good fact right there. Andrew, what if a plane ticket was to arrive in your inbox, all expenses paid for a trip to the States, but not Texas, not our state, a really north close to Canada state,

for just like a two-day vacation? If it's legal, as long as everything is legal, as far as me being in the U.S. not working, I'm not opposed. You're attending a bean festival. Yeah. We wouldn't record there or anything. We would record at an undisclosed

location later. At a different time. We would hop across the border to Ontario. Oh, then I can't work. No, no. Here's what we'll do. Here's what we'll do. Eric has this thing that we record with Anma,

this little portable recorder, right? Andrew will sit on the Canadian side and we'll sit on the US side and then we'll put the recorder in the middle. Long XLR cables. Can you do a split border podcast? Is that legal? Yeah.

Why would that be illegal? Yeah, that'd be fine if I was... As long as I'm in Canada. Or if I have... Yeah. Yeah, that'd be fine if I was... As long as I'm in Canada. Because technically... Yeah. Yeah, that's perfect. I saw this place up north. I don't know if it was New York

or maybe it was like Michigan or somewhere, but there was like a park and the park separated US and Canada. And so people would come and put their lawn chairs on one side of the park in Canada and talk to their friends in America who were on lawn chairs on the other side.

And it was just like a fucking rope between them. And it's like, you know, and some lazy border guard walking around. But like, like if we could find a spot like that, we can fuck dude, we could grill.

I will say the me, the meanest border guy I've ever experienced was a Canadian one. Okay. I don't know. You know, I like, I don't like to make uh rash judgments based on one experience with the group i would i'd leave that up to you had a bad interaction with a canadian border guy

i would say all canadian border guys are bad well he he didn't say it was the only bad interaction he had with a canadian border guy he just said it was the worst he might have a lot of bad ones that's fair you have a lot of bad ones yeah i've had i've had two bad ones and one where the guy uh knew who i was and was like get in here you little rascal that's great yeah so it's uh what that it's up in the air are you just saying specifically these are your interactions with canada or travel in general no canada what about travel in general? No, Canada. What about travel in general? No, it's fine apart from... Really, you've only had a bad experience with a Canadian portagal?

Yeah, well, obviously I'm the US, but now I've got all my documents, haven't I? Oh, that's nice. I've got a green card. That's great. So now no one talks to me anymore. As long as it's legal, I'm in. As long as there's no issue of me getting in trouble. I wish it i wish

it worked like that i wish i could buy a green card and then if people tried to talk to me in public i could just raise the card and they'd go oh he's got a card he can't talk to you just like a get out of conversations card yeah i'm trying to think of like what what that could work out as like what what would be there's a way to do that i mean i think you just would someone talks to you stop talking you just walk away oh shit i'm a card that says i'll know i'll rain over here you kind of just put a card into the situation but i think you can just no i think the card is nice because it stops the flow of the conversation because they have to stop to look at it and read it for a second and then

you're already turned it back and you're walking away and the card just says I'll no longer be participating in this conversation and it's it's green so that's the official color for people not talking to you anymore I guess great yeah green means stop so Andrew you'll come down.

We won't record or work or anything. We'll just be beanhole aficionados. And then we can do work stuff later, back when you're in Canada. Or we'll just get a really long XLR. I like the long XLR better. I trust that more. I do too.

We should find a good spot on the border. Eric, can you find us a good spot on the border? I'm going to look right now. Like, is there a place with like a really long park bench yeah what's the name of this city Pequot or something what is it there's um Pequot Lakes there are a few places like that

really yeah there's um there's a place kind of close that has um some unguarded border crossing areas that are like just streets oh we're getting weird now all right well this is we what we're 159 we got weird a long time again we're not just getting weird how far we got a guy that runs around with fucking grown tubes on his feet this is not hang on Hang on. Now, wait a second. You guys were saying

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Have a look at this. Everyone there, are we all good? You see Pequot Lakes there? Hold on. I see it. Jeff, you see it? I see it. Yeah. Jeff, you see it? I see it.

I see it. What's, is that, what state are we in? This is Pequot Lakes. This is Minnesota. Okay. Ooh. Just keep zooming. Oh, here, oh, here's where we're going to be. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Well, yeah. So. i don't mean uh how long of an xlr cable you got here let me google map that again saying record it from the beanhole days i'm saying it's close it's closer than boston well that's no i'm so not on your side anymore. You've completely moved the goalpost. If we were going to somewhere that borders Canada? Yeah, there's all sorts of places you could go to that does that.

Well, I mean, this is the closest we've been in three years. What do you want from us? We went to like San Francisco. That's probably weren't you just in LA that's pretty close it's a lot closer three hours up to Baudette yeah we did a didn't we do a live show in in Seattle yeah Baudette is up on the border But where in Canada Where Do you scroll up You can get to What province is that

I mean Winnipeg is Five hours away It's on the other side of Canada Yeah I was gonna say Is this Manitoba Yeah it's Yeah this is Ontario

So far Right next to Winnipeg I have to travel so far So it's Ontario Are you cool Do you like Would you rather us be on the border of Winnipeg

or be on the border of Ontario it would be more convenient for me to go to Austin if you want we can meet in Sleeman do you want to go to Sleeman we can here's the thing here's the border let's see there's a lakewood

we could run it over it looks like there's a bridge in bodette there is a custom so that's not going to work for us customers are going to let us do that there um we're going to be to the point where we're just far enough away where we can't hear each other in real life we're going to have to be on discord but from like 100 feet apart so it'll just point where we're just far enough away where we can't hear each other in real life and we're going to have to be on Discord, but from like 100 feet apart. So it'll just be what we're doing now, but somehow... Somewhere way more inconvenient.

I keep zooming out. It's so far away. Alright, but here's my point, right? Zoom out so you have the whole line in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now go down to Austin. See, that's a lot further. Right? I guess so, but I guess it wasn't really proposed that we run an XLR cable from Andrew's house

to Austin. Maybe we can... I think... What about Wheeler's Point? You ever been to Wheeler's Point, Andrew, where you can head on to Wheeler's Point? I haven't been to Wheeler's Point. That's pretty short right here. Your boat... What if we get a boat and we go out look look at this look at that little spit look at this that's a nice little bit of land to poach on it'll be july in minnesota it's probably

warm we swim out to this thing we toss nickel sort of lasso a cable over to this side which is like right at like the end of the road. Andrew, you come on out over here and then we'll be over here and then we'll talk about bean holes. Am I still in the same state? Hang on. Or two boats. Close, yeah. Oh, boats is good.

So anyway, we're not going to do this, but we'll figure something else out. How about this? It looks like we could go to Peace arch historical park in Washington and the park straddles the border Washington. Yeah. I mean, it might be a different trip,

but why would I try to solve for a different trip? Look at that. Look at that border crossing right there. I still, I still like the idea of us doing a cross country podcast live, even if it's not this particular one. That's perfect. Where is that? Andrew? I still like the idea of us doing a cross country podcast live. Even if it's not this particular one. That's perfect.

Where is that, Andrew? I don't know. I'm not sure. Great. Well, that's fucking useless. I think it's point Roberts.

I think it's somewhere in point Roberts. So is the right America or the left America? You get the Canadian flag on the building would probably make me think that that is. So Canada is about two feet taller than America. Yeah, just a little. It seems like. It doesn't quite perfectly line up. That's really unfortunate. I bet they started opposite ends and then they got to that point.

It's like, oh, close enough. We can do like a home improvement thing and talk through the hedges. It's great. That must be fun, being able to open your window and spit into a different country. Who do you call? When somebody's spitting into your country, who do you call? Their police or yours? Call the Canadian police and he's going to be like, what do you want me to do?

The guy's in America. You call the American police. They're going to be like, I don't give a shit. Spit on all of Canada. What do we care? It's a perfect crime. Okay, so we are going to be like, what do you want me to do? The guy's in America. You call the American police and they're going to be like, I don't give a shit. Spit on all of Canada. What do we care? It's a perfect crime. Okay, so we are going to Beanhole Days? Yes! Okay, I'm just making sure. Sorry, that seemed aggressive, but yes. Yes! I will say, it didn't just

seem aggressive. It was. I support the idea that you guys do like a scouting trip. And as long as, if there's a legal, if like a definitive, absolutely, there's no way I can get in trouble that I'm in. How can you get in trouble for going on vacation and eating beans? We're not

we're not we're not gonna make content there we'll make content later we'll just gather experiences that's what we're doing now. Can you get in trouble? Are you gonna get in trouble because we talk about going to pinballs together 12 years ago? Same thing.

Yeah, it's like I used to go to like RVBTO and stuff. I used to come back and talk about it. It doesn't mean I was working. I was just attending something. Uh, I don't. Okay. When I was a fan. Listen, I'm just nervous about it.

I understand. As long as it's clear. As long as that's my only hindrance. As long as it's definitive, I cannot as that's my only hindrance. As long as it's definitive, I cannot get in trouble for this. I'm in. So in this picture, the two Canadians are both wearing hoodies.

Would you say hoodies are pretty popular in Canada? Is that what a lot of people wear? I would say hoodies are popular everywhere. Would you not? I mean, I would say there are two Americans clearly not wearing hoodies, and there are two Canadians, and they clearly are wearing hoodies.

I think that's, it seems to me, 100% of Canadians wear wear hoodies and zero percent of Americans, at least according to this photo. I feel like you would be the one to have that knowledge. As far as the percentage of America goes, you never seen a hoodie in the wild. I mean, I own a few. I definitely have seen them. It just seems like there's a higher percentage, at least according to this empirical evidence I have of Canadians wearing hoodies, primary cut,

like just single color hoodies. Interesting. Yeah. Did you ever pray for something and it came true? Um, Hmm. I don't think so. I wanted the Choco Taco to come back and then it did,

but then I haven't, I haven't eaten one since. So it's like now is the power of prayer even worth it if you're just going to squander it and also like define prayer do i have to actually pray because my praying percentage is pretty low i haven't i haven't shot a lot of prayers out there yeah well i hadn't either i was this is when i was at school and i went to a catholic school so we had to pray a lot but you know also taught like not to ask uh god for specific things and uh one day i came here from school and i saw an episode of the mask like the animated cartoon network version of the mask and uh i started like halfway

through the episode i thought oh this episode is so cool. And I missed the beginning. And then like months and months later, it happened again. I was like, oh, it's this. I've been trying to see this episode from the beginning. And I was like, oh, it's not going to be on for months. But maybe I can pray for it. And I prayed to God and asked him specifically.

And like within a week, for some reason, it was on again. And I watched it. I watched the whole thing. I was like, how did the mask get like smashed in half? And at that point, I was like, maybe God's real. Was this before or after you drank his holy water? Probably before.

I think any line you had uh to prayers getting answered might have might have got cut short when you drank 20 year old holy water off your parents kitchen counter yeah it was in the windowsill so it was not only holy water it was like holy water that had been in a plastic container in the sun for 20 years might be the worst thing that I ever put in my mouth. Well, I mean, there's not a lot of ranges for that. The context, guys. We gotta rein in this out of context.

Like, these are some strong sentences. There's some strong sentences here. It's just really prevalent in these last two episodes, fellas. Which one? What do you mean? Which one? Like, what did you mean which one like what did you say that could be out of context yeah worst thing in my mouth i'm a fucking idiot i just stepped on that let me uh let me make it nice and clear for you next you could grab it if you want

to worst god did was that one too what did i say was that also yeah is that being yeah you're having you're having a tough time it's a tough time i never this isn't a pray for thing but i when um the black keys a long time ago put out an album and they had that song gold on the ceiling was another albums i was like this would be a great hockey goal song i was like it'd be really cool if this was the canucks goal song and then they did it but they used the wrong sequence of the song, in my opinion, and I hated it. So I spent like passively a month or so just being like, oh, it'd be so cool if they made

this their goal song that was so excited when I saw that they did and then was just completely disappointed in their use of it. Devastated. I don't think I've ever like prayed for a thing that then happened. I think, I don't know. What do you think? What is happening in the last 10 minutes?

Where are you? Are you guys okay? Jeff asked if hoodies are popular. What is happening? Are we, are you guys just out of state? Somebody blindside someone. What's going on?

I pray all the time that my teeth won't hurt anymore. Oh, that's working great. Keep it up. So far, so good. Hey, I want to buy something. Eric, this is a real conversation. Maybe this will make you happy. I want to buy something.

Can we buy something? What is it you want to buy? So you know how we have the tuxedo, which is... Actually, let me take it back a little bit. Tourism was invented because of religious relics, right? Churches started to, around the world, discover that if you said, Hey, we got this piece of the cross, or we've got this saint's jawbone, or we've got Jesus' foreskin over here in the back room. I've been chasing that for a while. It's a great chase card.

People would travel halfway across the world just to go there, and they're like, wow, there's some power in this. And so I've been thinking a lot about how we have, our religious artifacts would be like the tuxedo, right? Like it's important to us and how we need to do more with that. And then I was just thinking about how great that whole process was. Andrew finding it, the chase to get it, the hunt,

just the fun of collectability in general. Obviously I like, you know, we make limited collectible items in our store and we do the break shows and stuff. And I got thinking, like, what else would make sense to have, like the tuxedo? And the only thing I could come up with is that it would be great to have

a movie prop from MVP2. I know we've talked about it occasionally in the past. And then also, I guess, Condorman because that's like the trifecta of our childhood movies. And I think it would just be awesome to have. And it would increase our our pilgrimage power. Right.

Like then pilgrims would come to look at our religious artifacts, our pieces of the cross or whatnot. And so I've been looking. I've been scouring the Internet lately for MVP to and Condor Man movie props. And let me tell you, it's hard to find anything for Condor Man. It's goddamn impossible for MVP 2. It is like the second they yelled cut on that film, it was the martini shot and they were done.

They just started selling stuff out of the back of the truck. They're like, we're not gonna need any of this anymore. Just get rid of it. But what I did find, which isn't exactly a movie prop, but it's Condorman related, is I found on eBay this,

which is one of the Baskin Robbins ice cream signs for Condorman Crunch, which I think in some ways is just as apropos as a prop from the movie because the Condorman Crunch was a big part of the whole thing. And I was wondering if,

what would we have to do, what would we have to do to get a hold of that for our pilgrims? I think I can do it. I gotta talk. For that price, I think I can do it

because it's not thousands. No, it's like 350 bucks. Yeah. Let me see what I can do and and I'll get back to you, because I do think that this is something we should probably have, and I can't believe I'm saying that, because it's not something we need. But what's the goal? So we acquire it, and then what's the next step?

Right. I think it goes into part of this. I think Jeff is trying to really expand our museum. Yeah, I really want to turn the museum into a thing. I want pilgrimages to our face mecca. And if we ever get an office, that's great for the wall. That would be great for the wall. And then it'd be like, yeah, we'd have our own little museum wherever we go.

And then I'm going to hold out hope that, and maybe somebody in the audience can help us find MVP2 props. But if we don't, I've been brainstorming how we can come up with something. What if we could get a skateboard that was ridden by a monkey? Like, that would be something, right? Like, if we could find a monkey in a skateboard, have the monkey ride the skateboard,

like, that's something. Maybe if it's a Bob Bernquist board, then there would be some threading. I follow a monkey on TikTok that rides a skateboard. Oh. Does he sell his old skateboards? I bet I could probably reach out and see if we could buy maybe it's like, hey, sell us

this skateboard, we'll buy the monkey a new skateboard. You know what I mean? I think that's probably just part of it where you just have to buy the monkey a new skateboard. I feel like people don't like watching the monkey that i like um like i think that they think it's weird yeah i think there's maybe some ethics coverage like bozoi vibes well here you tell me it's gonna be a thing isn isn't it?

It's a monkey that rides a skateboard. It lives with a dog. And it's like, it walks around. Oh. Like, watch. And it rides a skateboard. His name is Kiki the Spider Monkey. Why does someone have that?

See, this is what happens when people start going, I don't like that they keep a monkey. I'm not here to talk about the ethics of the i like watching the monkey ride the skateboard i don't care that's pretty cute monkey right and then it's just kind of like getting into mischief and like being played like we have to watch to like the end it like it's like playful it's like being fun he slides on his butt yeah he's a pretty good skater to be fair that's a sick setup yeah it's not bad. Like, it's pretty cool. And rides a skateboard around.

What a cutie. See, so is that what you're hoping for, Jeff, or no? I mean, like, what I'm hoping for is a monkey, what I'm hoping for is a skateboard ridden by one of the monkeys in MVP 2 or like a prop from the film, like a pair of pants from the guy from Tool Time or whatever.

What was the name of the guy in it? Richard Kine? Do you just want something from Richard Karn or whatever? No, I want something from the movie but I'm just saying I would take anything from the film but if I can't get it then something in the spirit of or adjacent would be great. I think we should

try to get in contact with them, the Air Bud people. They have to have something. You are the perfect person to do that. I've tried. I just, I don't, I've hit a dead end. What if we could get Richard Karn to ride a skateboard? Oh.

Now that's interesting too. It's not really like MVP, like, you know, like true MVP, but it is, it's so sort of like around it that i'm kind of into it i mean a he owned a skateboarding shop so it makes sense and b it's probably more ethical in some way to get richard karn to ride a skateboard than it is to get a monkey yeah probably i'd agree with that i have something for you to buy eric um it's it's another it's another movie prop um it's a one of it's a one of three right three are made one

is owned by Christopher Columbus the other is owned by the estate of Robin Williams and the other one is up for auction oh $30,000 the full Bicentennial Man suit that is estimated

to go between $60,000 and $120,000? The full Bicentennial Man suit is estimated to go between $60,000 and $120,000. Yeah, that's a little over my limit. I'm sorry. I just thought that was going to happen. That's probably going to happen. Now, is this the suit you wore? I mean, there was apparently... Andrew Martin's, in brackets,

Robin Williams NDR-114 robot costume. Yeah, I don't know if Robin Williams actually ever was in there, but I don't know. I mean, it looks like him if that helps. Williams wore the robot costume before transitioning into human form with make effects. Yeah, it sounds like he did.

Alright, sweet. That's a lot of money though. It is a lot of money. You know what though right we can we can put the tuxedo on him and he would look i agree with that right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we just make some weird frankenstein prop monster from different movies why don't we turn vinyl profits into the bicentennial man easy oh yeah all those vinyl profits yeah all that vinyl sell 120 000 more records. Considering that we printed 500 so far,

we might have issues. Maybe. Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to afford Bicentennial Man, sorry. Does anybody out there in the community have any interest in buying 119,000 or so vinyl records from us? Like in bulk. We'll cut you a deal.

I'm not waiting for a response. Obviously, they're not going to respond to me. Yeah. Yeah. They got to think about it. They got to check their numbers. We'll get back to you. That's an interesting prop, though.

Was there anything else, Gavin, that I'm assuming you looked at that recently? I noticed that. Uh, I've sort of browsed through, but that, that was the one that was funny to me. I like the cheap, the cheap auction stuff in there is always fun.

Like the $100 things. Hmm. Like a crew shirt or something. Yeah. Or like there was, uh, a gold bar that was used for the promotion of Muppets Treasure Island that was like 200 bucks.

That would be good though. I regret not getting in on that. Bicentennial Man. Should I watch Bicentennial Man? Is that worth watching? I don't think so. Okay. I was expecting a little bit more

divide or like enthusiasm. I don't remember it being good or bad. I remember having Sam Neill in it. The girl from Matilda. Or was it the teacher from Matilda? Wait, were both of them in it? Just to clarify, Sam Neill is not the girl from Matilda.

Okay. Oh, okay. Do you think that there's a world where we could become like a Snoopy podcast? You're really into Snoopy. That's what I'm trying to... I'm trying to see if I can sort of like pivot something into something that I'm interested in like Snoopy.

Now, is the Snoopy... Are you into official Snoopy merch or could it be anything with Snoopy on it? It's not really anything. I think most stuff with Snoopy on it sucks. That's how you really feel. Yeah, that's I mean, that's the problem with like with Snoopy. I like Snoopy, but, you know, sort of really watered down at this point.

Come on, Snoopy. But I do. I do think sometimes he shows up and he's like wearing a hat and you go, oh, that's pretty fun. I like original Snoopy. You ever like check out like original Snoopy? What's like the defining trait of Snoopy? I think he's like precocious. You know what I mean?

He's made a few words. Like even going back to like original Snoopy, like what's he doing up there? Oh, that's not Snoopy I'm used to. No, right. And so that's what I'm saying. Like people know Snoopy as like what Snoopy is now. But original Snoopy, and this is why I'm trying to get maybe more people into Snoopy. Original Snoopy, really cool.

So you want a back-to-basics Snoopy? I'm looking for Snoopy. Back-to-basics. Back-to-basics. And it's, like, the number two. And it's a reboot for Snoopy. I think that would be cool. a number two and it's a reboot for snoopy i think that would be cool so instead of like summer of 98 it'd be like uh summer of 58 for yeah yeah yeah somewhere around there because this is sort of

like the 60s i think is like the last time where we got he's like fucked up looking yes 60s they were they did not know what they wanted there was an argument and like the creative and then whoever was arguing lost by the 70s yeah i can't uh i can't find you any snoopy related props directly uh eric what about this is the closest i could get uh from the movie dolomite is my name in 2019 snoopg's headphones from the movie. He played DJ Raj. I mean, like, that's cool. That's not the vibe you're going for. No, I mean, I'm into it. Like, that's cool.

You know, that's, like, cool. I just can't believe what they did to Snoopy. Like, what happened to him? Okay, so thank you, Gavin. That's what I'm saying. Also, that's what Snoop Dogg is named after. He's named after Snoopy. I can't believe he's never played Snoopy.

Snoop Dogg as Snoopy? Yeah. That has never officially happened as one. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Well... Are we sure that's the case? Has Snoop Dogg ever played... I feel pretty confident.

I feel like I've seen most of the Charlie Brown movies. I agree. Recent years. Yeah. I feel like I've seen most of the Charlie Brown movies. I agree. Recent years. Yeah. I feel like I would just know that. I'm imagining Snoop Dogg just sat on someone's head. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? What's up? When Snoop Dogg was a kid during the 70s, he used to

watch so much Peanuts that his mom said he began to look like the character Snoopy. My mama gave me the name. I used to love Pean peanuts and charlie brown i didn't realize that that's where snoop that's where the name came from is snoopy dog is being named after snoopy makes total sense but i just never i never made the connection yep where did he get the second g from because he's a g yeah you didn't think about that you ever had it in him You ever see Snoopy in like vulture mode? Snoopy in vulture mode? Yeah.

What is... I'm the world famous Christmas vulture in a pear tree here to wish you a Merry Christmas. Eric, what would it take for you to get that tattooed? Now Nick is asking what's happening. I think I'd get a Snoopy tattoo. I don't know if it would be the vulture oh it'd have to be the vulture the vulture is pretty good though right uh i like snoopy in the big coat have you seen snoopy in the big coat no no i've never i've slew snoopy presentation

shit yeah i like the big coat is very cool snoopy in the big big coat's good. Yeah. What version of Snoopy is that? Is that 70s Snoopy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can kind of into like 70s Snoopy. Or maybe 80s. I also like, I like fucked up baseball Snoopy. I think that's a good one. He's just kind of like weird looking.

That's fun. This is a baseball podcast. That looks like, honestly, that looks like a soulless Snoopy. Oh, wow. That's like if there was a, like in, in science fiction terms, it's like a Snoopy replicant. Yeah. Okay.

It's like a Rucker. It's like the Rucker Hauer Snoopy. That Snoopy would kill you. I think I'd get, here's, here's the thing. Here's what people are going to say. They're like, oh, get, they're going to say get Spike. I don't want Spike. Yeah. I don't want Spike. Yeah, I don't want Spike.

Is that a different dog? Yeah, that's his brother, Spike, Gavin. I don't know anything about Snoopy. Is Snoopy not popular in the United Kingdom? Yeah, I think he is. Let's Spike his brother. Why do you hate Snoopy so much, Gavin? Just never really came across him.

Too busy trying to watch the episode of The Mask. What I love about the show is that it is a group of grown men where one of them is asking, have you seen this variation of Snoopy over and over again? To which it is always no. The answer is no. We have not. Or at least I haven't all the snoopy

evolutions all the snoopy evolutions i don't know there's just a lot to snoopy i just think he's pretty i just think he's pretty neat and then you get into like 1990s snoopy and you go like i'm done with this i don't need this anymore i just feel like at one point you sat down and start just googling snoopy though no you don't i i grew up reading like all like these old comics i go to like the library and check out old garfield i love garfield too old garfield comics and like old snoopy comics and like the big like books so what was the name of snoopy's brother spike spike do people in in like the peanuts like fandom view spike in the same way they view like scrappy do people just hate spike i think i think spike is pretty beloved but um i'm just not you know it's me and people go you have a mustache

and spike has a mustache it's like yeah but that's i'm a snoopy guy baby i'll say this too i think that the as a whole the peanuts audience the peanuts fandom is is is pretty wholesome and non-toxic i feel feel like they're not very judgmental with their characters. I feel like there's a lot of universal love across the Peanuts zeitgeist. How did you feel about Droopy? Droopy Dog?

I like Droopy Dog. He's fucking awesome. What, are you about to talk some shit about Droopy? No, I just feel like I've seen more Droopy than Snoopy. Do you think Droopy is a... Do you think Droopy was created as a parody of Snoopy? That never crossed my mind until this second. Is Droopy... What's the little droopy?

Like Drupal or something? Yeah, Droopy and Drupal. His son or something. What are we talking about? What is happening? What is this? Why is this over here? Eric took us to cartoon dogs

he's not yeah but have you ever looked at the evolution of garfield i have i have looked at the evolution of garfield i would say 79 now i'm 79 is best garfield so snoop droopy is is based off of this dude based off of what what what is that that's that's who droopy is based off of this dude. Based off of what? What is happening? That's who Droopy's based off of. What? What? Bill Thompson? I don't. Wallace Wimple.

This is. Boomer? Are you Brimley-ing us again? Yeah, this is it. Is this a Brimley situation? It says, uh, Wallace Wimple. People called him Boomer? Did you know that LL Cool J came up with the term goat?

That was him. Yes. Oh, really? Greatest of all time? Yeah. I had no idea. I learned that recently. Really?

Yeah. That was his thing. Technically, like his, Ali's wife trademarked the greatest of all time entertainment or something, but he's the one that like created the vernacular around it and popped it. Damn. Interesting. Are we going to learn more about Droopy or what? I don't know. I'm reading it and it's not interesting so no well none of this has been that is not a barrier to entry in this well

don't say that there's been some interesting stuff in here but i'm telling you interesting fact that has happened are you basically saying that everything eric added to the end of this podcast has been trash no listen we all have a cross to bear. We've all made mistakes. Yeah, if anything, this is on you guys. Jeff asked if hoodies are popular. In Canada, based on the photo. Yeah, that's why the podcast took a turn.

Maybe we should cut there. To now. So do you guys know about Snoopy's evolution? No. Yes, i mean yes yes i do let's see well let me let me check my notes we should start we should wrap up anyway get us out of here summer of 98 with gavin's question of how did it feel i laughed i don't know what year it is anymore i feel like i've gone back in time i think i'm pretty insulted that that's like the hardest you've laughed in one of the top three on the

whole podcast and it wasn't even me trying to be funny. That's way more than just three haws. That's at least 12. Here's an idea for you guys. You guys know how the mall is back? I do. Conditionally, it's back in some places, not others, but it's back where we are. And you know how the mall is back yeah I do well conditionally it's back in some places

not others but it's back where we are and you know how much fun it is to go to the mall and how much I like to go to the mall and then I like to walk around the mall and look at stuff and then we did the mall draft and we all really enjoyed that and it was a lot of fun and the audience liked it and they participated too I feel like there's a lot of mall content left we

could come up with so I pitched this to Eric about a month ago. But what if we went to the mall together? Obviously, you couldn't go, Andrew, because it'd be working in America and you can't do that. But what if we went to the mall together, but then we called Andrew and

Andrew was like Charlie's Angels and Andrew gave us tasks we have to complete in the mall. He's like, alright, be the first person to buy the smallest complete in the mall like he's like all right be the first person to buy the smallest item in the mall or whatever kind of like we did the grocery store and then we all run to the wind and then we try to be the first person to come back and and and complete the task that andrew gives us in the mall so you guys would show up as soon as it opened and and you would learn the task then or when is yeah like we would go and we'd sit around a table

like at the at the mall and eat like Chick-fil-A or something and then you would tell us you would be like alright angels or assholes

or whatever you call us here you fuckers here's your first task and you would be like you need to go buy the biggest bra biggest cup size bra they have at the mall

or whatever and we'd have to go do it and then whoever and then we'd all come back and compare what mall what's the grossest item you could get in the mall it'd be in our mall barton okay it's in the springs okay can i can i have somebody like shoot the notes you know like in the early mission impossible movies they'd shoot like an rpg of sunglasses

that gave these could i if i figure that out is that can i do that yeah i deliver the message absolutely and i could even if you want i could even go to the mall and just film all the stores for you and stuff to give you an idea. Oh, I like... Yeah. That's a fun idea. What if there's a hidden immunity idol hidden somewhere in the mall and you have to find it or something?

That's interesting. That's interesting. That's an interesting idea. I feel like this is going to make me uncomfortable. Oh. Well, just be fucking Errol just be errol and you're fine yeah don't just don't be gavin yeah i just put on the errol we also longest you've been a character at one time uh is it just like i feel like typically i get the sense it's like

for a minute or like two minutes tops have you ever just been somebody else for like hours no is let me let me ask a tough question are you really gavin is gavin a character have you been a character for the last 20 years look this is me right here's a picture of me also we don't have to do the mall idea i was just throwing that out there as an option someday. I don't dislike it. I just want to go to the mall. I want to fine tune it a little bit, but I like it. I like going to the mall with you guys.

Eric and Gus and I filmed an episode of Anima at the mall, and it was a lot of fun. It's fun being at the mall with your buddies. What if we have, for one of the challenges, best Stuart impression? I know I couldn't say Stuart for like two whole seconds. That's a great one. Oh, 1,100.

Is that good? Is that good or bad? Yeah. It's not great. Oh, no. All right, yeah, we got to wrap it up so you don't die. Okay, here we go. Jeff, you got to take us out.

Okay. Hey, thanks for listening to one of the weirder episodes we've had in a while. It was a back-to-back today. And you know, the second one always slips away from us a little bit. It'll be interesting to see what was and wasn't cut. You won't know because you're the audience and you weren't here for the recording. But we'll all know and we'll go, yeah, that was probably a good choice.

Anyway, if you didn't hear it, don't miss it. You didn't need to. Thanks again for listening. Tune in someday in the future for, uh, our mall show. We're going to do a pretty excited about that. I also was going to pitch the guys, uh, a one star review game that I think would be a lot of fun that we could play anytime they want. Uh, I've been holding onto that one for about two months now, uh, played

it with Eric and Emily in the car, uh, on the way back from San Antonio. It's pretty fucking fun. Uh, so we got that in the car on the way back from San Antonio. It was pretty fucking fun. So we got that in the future. If you didn't listen to or watch episode one of Blindside, hopefully you'll check that out because I assume that exists somewhere in the world. And next week will be episode 160.

We've got nothing planned. We'll see you then. Bye. Hey, guys. Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Andrew is terrible at Hangman. Let's talk about national anthem performances. What did your high school stadium look like?

Can we sponsor a team? Who worked at Hollister? Jeff doesn't know how to flip off a camera. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.