Regulation Podcast - We're (not) a Bovril Podcast // Apologizing to Lucases [99]

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

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This is number 99. We are in season four, still year two, I believe. Really closing in on that episode 100. We are moments away. with me as always Andrew Panton and Gavin Free how's it going dipshits I'd say it's going well I'm still thinking about Bovril because we just recorded that one I'm sure everybody else who's listening is equally haunted by it and it has stuck with them maybe some have it. I did not need to know that shit existed. That was, whoa.

I think you'd be surprised at how good it is. At what? Like I was surprised it exists. I'm already surprised. Yeah, hard to get more surprised. It's not bad. It's not bad. If anything, Jeff, you should, you'll probably like it

because of the opposite of the color you hate. Yeah, I guess that's true. It is true. That's fair. That is true. And I mean, there's a whole Bovril industry, right? So clearly there's a market for it. color you hate. Yeah, I guess that's true. It is true. That's fair. That is true. And I mean, there's a whole Bovril industry, right? So clearly there's a market for it.

Bovril industry. You're not wrong, but it's just, it's a weird thing. I wonder what the annual Bovril industry is worth. Yeah, like what? What are the global Bovril sales for 2021?

I'm going to Google that real fast. You guys talk. I'm going to Google that. Global Bovril sales for 2021. Higher or lower than salad cream, do you think, Gavin? Oh, lower. Lower, not as popular. Okay.

I have no point of reference for these things so it's interesting to hear christ look at this what google returned by 1968 the bovril empire owned argentinian beef ranches that totaled the equivalent of half the size of england production was also moved from london to its current home in burton-onrent. Today, Bovril is as popular as ever, providing three and a half million jars to Brits every year. So they were just liquefying Argentinian cows? Is that what you're saying? Seems to be the case.

They must have like a big Bovril grinder and they just push the cows in and then out comes the juice. We're a Bovril podcast. Oh shit, dude. cows in and then out comes the juice we're a bovril podcast oh shit dude in 2004 bovril drops the beef to go vegetarian they didn't do that i mean wouldn't that just be mom i a vegemite i don't know let me look into the bovril wikipedia oh god uh recipe changes okay here we go it was promoted as a superfood in the early 20th century. Advertisements for Bovril recommended people dilute it

into a tea or spread it on their morning toast. Disgusting. Some adverts even claim that Bovril could protect one from influenza. Since its invention, Bovril's become an icon

of British culture and it is associated with football culture. So you were right there, Gavin. During the winter, Bovril football fans in stadiums, terraces drink it as a tea

from thermos flasks or from disposable cups in Scotland where thermoses are banned. No fucking thermoses in Scotland. No doorknobs in Vancouver. No thermoses in Scotland.

What's interesting is the prevention of influenza is also what they said about butt plugs. So really, this circles in multiple ways.

I thought that was night blindness. It's everything. Butt plugs originally cure it all. In 2004, Unilever, which is very close to Unifarm, removed the beef ingredients from Bovril, rendering it vegetarian. This was mainly due to concerns about decreasing sales, particularly from exports due to an export ban on British beef. As a result of that growing popularity of vegetarianism,

religious dietary requirements, and public concerns about, well, about fucking mad cow disease. In 2006, Unilever reversed that. Fuck, excuse me, I burped internally. In 2006, Unilever reversed that decision and introduced or reintroduced beef back to the bovril formula once sales increased and the export bans were lifted unilever now produces

bovril using beef extract and a chicken variety using chicken extract we should try all the bovrils like what's better the veggie one or the beef or the chicken like a cosmic cruise review yeah do you know who the Forest Green Rovers football club is, Gavin? No. Oh, I don't either. I assume that there was British. In November 2020, they announced a collaboration with the makers of Bovril

to create a beat version, B-E-E-T version of Bovril to be sold in the New Lawn Stadium where meat-based products have been removed. Exclusive. I would have thought that mad cow had a knock-on effect on all the... Yeah, I guess it makes total sense. Yeah.

I can't give blood here because of that. Really? Because you have mad cow disease? Yeah, they don't want my filthy British blood in their banks because of mad cow. I can't give blood anymore because I have too many tattoos. I was told. Oh, wow. Andrew, can you give blood? I should really try. It's

actually a thing I've been meaning to look into. There's a rally for it happening in the near future where I live, and I was going to look into that. I've never tried. I don't know why I'd be rejected. Although, could it be a weird... Do you have to have, like, O blood? Like, do you have to... Is any blood like do you have to does any blood acceptable

well some blood is more valuable than others but for sure yeah because i know all blood is good i imagine it's like a different i feel like i've heard when you try to like going to a sperm bank you have to hit a lot of requirements like to get approved for that i feel like the requirements are very stringent from what i've heard well but how do they know that before you monk off into a cup how do they know if you qualify well i think you have to go through some things and then i think maybe i don't know the process of my understanding you need to you need to essentially have like super i don't i mean i don't want to further make this harder to get sponsored a junior hockey team but it's from what i've heard you need make this harder to get sponsored a junior hockey team,

but from what I've heard, you need essentially Supercum to get approved from a sperm bank. That's just what I've heard. I don't know how any of that works. I don't know. I think you're right, Andrew. They don't want scrub sperm. They want to make sure it's genetically good,

that you're not predisposed to have four million different issues. And then also, I think most of those places... So you just fill out a form and they... Well, I think maybe they can get data from the sample. I don't know. Maybe it's a doctor's thing, but you need to be clear.

You need to have a really good medical history. And I think maybe potency? Maybe it's sperm count like i think there are multiple layers so it's all decided after the after the specimen yes it's not pre i think you do a pre-interview i'm sure there's like some medicals that you go through but i think it's post-sample that's what i'm trying to remember i feel like i heard a story where somebody like wanted to do that because they'd get paid for it and then they went through the whole process and they were told they weren't good enough i think they also have like like requirements too like you have to have a college degree and uh like seriously like

they don't want like the fucking dumb really yeah yeah that's interesting yeah but just does my knowledge get passed down in my sperm what the hell hell does that even mean? I don't know. It's like they want thoroughbreds only. Gavin, they need to be high quality. Like passing down knowledge to my jizz. How using donor sperm works. Donor evaluation. The health and safety of donors and recipients are paramount to the donation process.

Donors must be under 40, free of communicable diseases, and without a family history of genetic disorder. They do a semen analysis to determine its usability. It must be able to withstand freezing storage and thawing while remaining viable. Before using the sperm, it needs

to undergo quarantine in frozen storage for at least six months. The donor must again test negative for communicable diseases after the six-month quarantine period before the sperm is available for use. Sperm bags offer anonymous information about donors, including interests, aptitudes, and physical characteristics. Parents can also use a known donor or someone they know. Sperm bag donors remain anonymous throughout the process.

However, known donors do not. So I'm right. I just said it horribly, but but i was correct i didn't know any of the information the specifics but i was i was in the right direction um i'm trying to think of like how i mean i already said super come we're already pretty pretty low low tier as far as sponsoring junior hockey goes i had i had another great conversation with my mom recently oh is there an update there is an update this isn't this isn't about butt plugs um this is uh i talked to my mom about um lactating lactating women kinks was the conversation because it was a subreddit there's a subreddit post where i live lactating women kinks was the conversation because it was a subreddit there's a subreddit post where i live lactating women cakes yes there's somebody that posts the milk from tits i don't

i don't know what they do with it it was a post on the subreddit and it was somebody who would be like hey i don't i'm trying to and it wasn't this person was very serious i have a lactating woman kink does anybody know of any ways that i could i could figure this out type thing how i could how i could solve this issue so so what what is solve what like how do i get access to women how do i get access to lactating women was essentially the post okay i would say it was very odd it was a strange it's one of the stranger posts i've seen this is virgin on like black market shit but it wasn't it wasn't like negative and that way it was just like hey are there there's services that i could i don't know i guess i guess your best bet would be to hang out at the prenatal ward in a hospital i mean that's

what you'd hope for yeah what what made me laugh i should have told this the other way before previous my post favorite or the post i enjoyed the most that was on subreddit before was somebody posted this thing saying every night downtown we have a get together from 7 p.m until like 10 p.m come hang out if you want to and it was just a video of dudes twirling fire sticks and like this little gazebo with like spencer's gifts type lights just shining around them i was like this is what a fucking weird thing that'd be to walk into and then i looked at i clicked the post and the top comment was alcohol and 420 friendly like there would need to be a

clarification that the fire stick twirlers spencer gifts like it was one of the funniest clarifications i've ever seen like somebody be like oh i hope they'd be okay with this so then i learned that the person that made that post was the lactating milk guy because i went into their post history because i'm like what else is in here if that's there there has to be some wild shit in their post history and i found that and i was very excited it was the same guy so then i thought oh this is a funny it's a funny thing i was going to tell my mom about it so it's talking about the the fire thing and i was like yeah it said on the the post that they're alcohol and 420 friendly and my mom had no idea what 420 was like they she had never heard of 420 and so then i had to explain what 420 was

but my initial thought was she's gonna have no clue what a lactating woman kink is if we're if the 420 is the barrier of entry then have to explain that so then i explained that to my mom and uh what what's wrong eric eric's having a breakdown in the chat i can't i can't believe that lactating woman kink is the long walk that we just took to explaining to your mom what 420 what was part of the same thing i thought it was a funny thing right because i thought to go so insane at the beginning to dial it all the way back to woman. 420 means weed is like, no, you're right. Wild.

You're totally right. It was like the opposite of clickbait. You're absolutely. I fucked up. I told the story in the wrong order. A hundred percent. That's my fault. Well, it is your redemption year.

You want to start over? No, no, we're good. We could just we move past it but i just it was more funny to me that i was like i wonder if she knows what this is concerning she didn't know the butt plug thing was where my mind was at and seeing her reaction to it i thought would be funny she didn't even know what 420 was so there's a hurdle to clear there she had no idea she did she was disgusted equally with the butt plugs as the lactating woman doesn't understand any of it.

She paused. There was like a moment of processing and then was like, I wonder, I wonder if he likes sugar cookies is all she said. And then we never addressed it again. So I think in her head, it's like a consumption. It's a consumption thing. I don't think she understands what the kink is. Does your mom think breast milk tastes like sugar cookies? Does breast milk taste like sugar cookies?

I think she was thinking her brain, I think, went like, I wonder if he would have it in cookies, and then it went to sugar cookie. I don't know. I can't explain why her brain went there. But it was a very funny thing of she was stunned, didn't really know what to say. We were both quiet for a minute, and then she just said that, and we moved on.

Just moved on from it we just moved on there's no other that was there been some weird that's not the most awkward have you seen like a movie with your parents there's like that's no i regret that yeah i've like that was awkward got a, an entire lifetime of that experience. It could be. What's the worst one you've had? Because I feel like I have an all bad one. I had one recently. Not recently. It was about 10 years ago.

I went home to Alabama because my dad died. And so it was like the week my dad died, I was just trying to laugh. And so I put on an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and my mom sat down to watch it with me. And it was the episode where they faked the death of a small child to get away from the IRS. And they had a, I don't even remember what it was, some dead animal in a coffin. And they flipped the coffin over and the dead animal fell out. And I just looked at my mom and I was like, this was not the time for this fucking episode. Oh, God. what fell out and i just looked at my mom and i was like this was not the time for this fucking episode oh yeah it was a real mood killer real mood killer that's so bad okay your turn would

you have one gavin uh just like watching uncomfortable stuff i remember um i watched titanic as a child oh there's that there's that bit where they're shagging in the car, like in the cargo area. They'll come up all sweaty. There's like steam on the windows. And I remember when I was a kid, just asking my parents, I was like, what happened?

Why are they wet? And my mom was like, they went swimming before this scene. And I was like, okay. And then it was like 15 years later, I watched it again. I was like okay and then it was like 15 years later I watched it again I was like wait a second like I didn't I didn't ever put it together in the meantime that uh they were just shagging in a car they lied to me I just assumed it let burn in to my brain wrong that they actually went for a swim I was like wait there was no pool my worst one this is is so bad

so I I my mom and I would go to the movies all the time. It was like one of our main bonding things that we used to do, uh, quite a bit. And so we'd see everything, anything that looked good. We would go see. And one of the movies we saw together was Don John.

And I don't know how familiar either of you are with Don John. It was a Joseph Gorn Leavitt movie. I believe he wrote and directed it as well yeah and it's about a guy that is struggling with a porn addiction and so it's like obviously it's going to touch on that subject matter the opening the opening to Don John is just straight up pornography just like snippets and scenes from just like they pulled from Pornhub or whatever it's like legit porn in it and so i'm like watching i'm prepared got the popcorn ready it's like ah there's probably gonna be some awkward sex stuff in this but and you're with your mom knowing and i'm with my mom yeah like i just it's like we can get over it's whatever it's a movie it's none of that whatever

we can get through this and it opens with porn just straight up porn and it was the most uncomfortable movie experience i've ever had there was like no it was zero story you couldn't just like get into some parts of it it was just porn immediately did you write the intro looking at the screen or i just a thousand yards stare forward i'm in a space love by myself nobody else is in this room. It was terrible. It was, I wanted to die. What was your mom's reaction? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I was looking forward.

It was just, we never talked about it. We like just talked about the movie as a whole outside of that. But it was very uncomfortable. I like that from our conversations, I know that there was no butt plugs in that porn. Or breast milk. It's a good movie,

but it was like the most awkward viewing experience I've had. And I never thought that I'd be in a scenario in like a movie theater just watching porn. Caught me off guard. It was a curveball. I have another one that I will remember until the day I die. I was in high school and I was, this is when I got really into

music. When I was about 14, I discovered punk and I got hard into music. And it's all I cared about. And I was really into this band in the 80s and the 90s called Fishbone because that's the age I was at. And they had this really upbeat, positive, happy, jingly song

called Cholly. And I just liked it so much because it was just like, it's just like an uptempo kind of song. And I wanted to play it for my mom. So one day we were driving somewhere and I said, can I play this tape for you? I really think you'll like the song. And she's like, you know, I don't like your music.

And I'm like, yeah, but this one's really happy and upbeat. It's not like, it's not like the, it's not like bad religion and all that like angsty shit I listened to. And she's like, yeah, I guess put it in. And I had been listening to this album for months. And I had never paid attention to the

lyrics to that song. Oh my god. Ever in my life. And I heard them for the first time as my mother heard them for the first time after I begged her to let me listen to the song. The song is about having sex with an overweight prostitute.

And the lyrics are like, I love you, Charlie, when you're tickling my Wally. I love it, baby, when you shake your fat derriere. Make me feel good. We can watch the sunrise through your pig thighs. My God. And it's just over and over and over again about fucking this chick.

And my mom just got real quiet, and I got real quiet, and I didn't know what to do, so we listened to the entire song. And then I just took the tape out, and we never talked about it again. It's like, when you're separate ways.

Yeah. And I thought, I am going to have to... I remember I was like 16, I remember thinking, I'm going to have to do a better job of vetting stuff in the future oh that's terrible i thought how have i listened to this song 4 000 times and never heard it but that was the case that's so much worse you didn't get up and turn it off why no i was frozen in the moment yeah like

you there's something about in a car yeah like there's no subtle way to do that and to do that is an acknowledgement of the scenario it's better to just like act like nothing happened just barrel through and i also exist especially at a younger age to make other people uncomfortable you know I used to be way worse about it so it was like in my wheelhouse so I was kind of like like I kind of well I was facing myself right like I had to do it because I'd started it and and I knew it was like maybe damaging my relationship with my mom but it was also like this will be a story someday and turns out it was 40 or 30 years later jesus there's nothing i'm trying to like compare all the times that i've thought like oh this video this youtube video is funny i'm gonna show my friend and they just don't laugh at it the anxiety of that and the wanting to die and

that a hundred times worse being in a car with your mom just strapped into that how long was the song oh i don't know it's like three minutes okay it's not like two or three minutes it's not the longest song in the world or anything but it was just that long yeah it was like i had never heard the song before until that moment and then everything crystallized and my mom definitely heard it i watched her face go like concerned glance over at me back at the road and just watch her body just turn off she just went cold and like rigid and I was just like what am I doing what am I doing to this lady it's so much worse that you argued for it you like no I did I had to convince

her yeah because I was like so annoying about music and she was just like I'm not gonna like it i don't want to hear your music i i get that you like it it's not my generation it's not for me and i'm like no no no this one's a good one it's it's happy there's like a trombone and shit you'll like it you know how much time passed after that until you spoke again i don't i have no idea i don't know probably when we got where we were i don't know i just like i just remember looking out the window a lot oh should we hey should we talk i'm sorry go ahead no no you go no you go no you go no you go i was i was gonna completely change the topics i don't i don't know is this okay well i'll talk about the thing i was gonna talk about i had a realization from a previous i saw a comment about

this on i guess the one two episodes ago i've been saying something wrong my entire life and i've always been kind of like somewhat aware that it could be wrong oh can i guess yeah go ahead is it wheel barrel that's absolutely yes so i i said wheelbarrow i've always thought it was wheelbarrow i had no idea it was wheelbarrow wheelbarrow sounds weird to me i said wheelbarrow you guys didn't call me on it in the episode i saw comments where people brought it up um and yeah it's a weird as a weird one and then i watched this is like a strange sort of pivot but same type of idea spoilers i guess for anybody who cares about dexter they made a new season of dexter um and i realized that i completely misremembered how that show ended which was

very odd like that was the only value of watching the new season they a lot of the new season is about the fact that they don't know that he was a serial killer and in my head that's how that show ended that everybody knew and like he got caught yeah like he got caught and then he went into isolation and so then to watch a whole series in which nobody knows that but i thought everybody did was very strange so i've been trying to be, after the wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow, I'm trying to think of things that I think are true or that I believe that are just completely wrong. It's been an exercise.

And I'm hoping to find more wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow content. There's a lot of stuff like that where I don't pick up on it while we record. But then when I listen back, I'm like, oh, he definitely said wheelbarrow. Yeah, I feel like it sounds better. wheel barrel is fun to say it's more fun than barrel it was a barrel on wheels it would make sense i feel like those exist as a as a wheel i feel like

i've seen that used as a wheel like a half a barrel as the barrow part but wheel barrel as a concept makes sense right it's like a barrel you store stuff in a barrel you put a wheel On it you wheel it around It's the same thing as a wheelbarrow I get how you would get there and they sound close enough that whenever I hear it I just go in my head wheelbarrow. I go just Adjust what is your mom say I have no idea you should find out I will next time I see her I'll show her a photo of it. I'll say, what is this? Could have been a genetic thing

that she passed down. Could be. Her eggs. Hey, should we? I had one of those that Gavin fixed me on. I never knew what the word, I had been misusing

the word pentultimate my entire life until Gavin corrected me 10 years ago in Achievement Hunter but you were using it double wrong I was using it double wrong you were using it in the wrong context and saying it wrong yeah yeah

you were saying pent ultimate as though it's like the ultimate yes but it's not pronounced pent ultimate it's penultimate and it means like one before yeah like yeah and i was totally wrong on all fronts and you fixed me thank you i appreciate that but to be fair you you have a lot of you have a lot of good word knowledge like you you have used i guess being a journalist

you use a lot of words that i didn't know like i feel like you will never turn down the opportunity to use the word assuage you'll get that in there whenever you can. I do like that word. The fact that you didn't know penultimate. I just thought it's clearly a different, like an American thing. So I never corrected on it for a while before I realized, oh, he is just using it wrong. I think where a lot of that comes from is my entire vocabulary comes from reading. And so when you read and you see a word you don't know, a lot of times you figure it out via context clues.

And so sometimes you learn to pronounce it wrong because you read it first, or you get the definition slightly askew from the actual definition just because you're picking up on the context clues wrong. There's probably a lot of those in my life, actually. Because there are some things between England and the U S where the, the literal opposite thing means the same thing.

So like I, I would use the phrase, well, I couldn't care less, but people here might say I could care less, which to me means, well, that's grammatically the opposite of what I'm saying. Like you could care less. So why are you saying that? But it just, they use it in the same way. Should we talk about, because it is a germane,

which is another good word to this conversation. Should we talk about like the tour that Gavin and I went on and the face angle? So last week, Gavin and I went on, you know, for our other day job, the non face job. We're a part of this gaming group called Achievement Hunter,

which we definitely don't talk about on this podcast. But we had to do a West Coast tour, so we played shows in Seattle, and we played shows in San Francisco, and a show in Los Angeles. And it's like a three-hour kind of like, I don't know, would you say like a variety show

gav? We do like role play, and play video games. We play wrestling, some comedy, just a bunch of nonsense, right? Just a bunch of different things. Presentations. And minor league fan Jack is the one who kind of spearheads that.

It's kind of his creative baby. And so he penciled us in. Gavin and I in the past have always, you know, because we're buddies. As he described last episode, I i'm the best friend i'm his best friend ever uh which feels really good to hear man thanks and uh i imagine i imagine that i imagine it would probably feel good for you to hear that back uh and just knowing how good it felt to me um and uh so he penciled us in for like we you know we have these big 20

minute 15 minute uh productions that we do and then we have these big 20 minute, 15 minute, uh, productions that we do. And then we have little interstitials while we clear the stage or change costumes or whatever. And so Gavin and I in the past have always done like a dumb little five minute thing. Uh, one time he dared me to eat a bunch of olives.

I couldn't do it, uh, in the time allotted. We used to throw gummy bears and try to catch them in each other's mouths. Just dumb shit. I think we played a game of nut ball once. Nut ball.

Yeah. So I, I figured there should be a face angle for this. And by shit. I think we played a game of nutball once. Nutball, yeah. So I figured there should be a f***face angle for this. And by the way, we met a lot of regulation listeners, a lot of comment leavers. They were all wonderful and fantastic people. So my angle was, I went out, I walked around Seattle, and I found this

store that sold pre-wrapped gifts. And I thought, oh, that's cool. For like eight bucks, I can buy a gift and it's pre-wrapped I have no idea what's in it it's a surprise so I landed on the idea because it was the week that the episode I think 97 or 96 came out where we uh declared kind of declared war on Lucas Hayden and Edward as like the name of the people we've never liked who were named those names and I was feeling kind of bad about that so what I did was I went out and I addressed the audience and I told a little about

face. And then I said, is there a Lucas or a Hayden or an Edward in the audience? And one person raised their hand and I was like, come on up to the stage. And they came up and I presented them the gift as an apology on behalf of face and as a peace offering. And I said, here's your gift. We would just like to say, Edward, we're very sorry. We didn't mean to bemoan all Edwards on Earth. He should be his ID. He really was Edward. He really was.

And we're like, so we're like, so please accept this as a peace offering. And if you could then relay that to all other Edwards on Earth, we would appreciate that as well. Let them know, you know, put the pitchforks away. We're on good terms now. And we did that in every city and every time it was fucking hilarious.

And every time it was awesome. And the first, the first city in Seattle, the, I think it wasn't Edward, the dude, we had an Edward and a Lucas. I don't think we ever had a Hayden,

two Edwards and a Lucas. Uh, and, uh, Hayden's were fucking hiding like the cowards they are. Uh, and, uh,

and the Edward who came up, he had a Russian fuck shirt on. Like, so it was perfect oh yeah yeah that's great yeah and uh we also did mini breaks i also found a baseball card shop that had 80 like 88 89 and 90 tops cards so i bought a bunch of packs and we tried to get zimmers on stage but we didn't i think a live zimmer would have been phenomenal but a live zimmer didn't happen we tried it didn't happen but we did did get to apologize to all Hayden's,

Lucas's and Edward in, at least in those three cities. And they, they all seemed incredibly gracious and grateful. I gave one of them, I gave one of them a koozie cause you know, I'm always pushing that koozie love. So I bought like a Seattle koozie and I gave one of those away.

We went to the Biscoff store. And so I gave away a bunch of Biscoffs. I can't fucking stand those things, but people like them. I like it. I think it was San Francisco. You gave someone a giant Biscoffs I can't fucking stand those things but people like them I like it I think it was San Francisco you gave someone a giant Biscoff and some left handed scissors and then

at the next show it was like a smaller Biscoff I had one left yeah I went to there was a left handed store in San Francisco and I was like I'm left handed so I went and I just bought a bunch of left handed shit and then I and that's kind of a backhanded compliment because I was like if you're left handed this means a lot to you if you're not then endure the

hell of of my life anyway that was awesome is there anything that they don't make left-handed that should oh i don't know um like i feel like most things you pick up a you know like a spatula doesn't need it's not angled any specific way, typically. I got to say, though, dude, I agree with you. But they had left-handed pins at that store. I didn't buy one, but I picked one up. And I went, this is fucking stupid. All pins are left.

And then I went, oh, no, this is different. And it felt good. I should have bought it. It was like formed to fit around my left hand. I don't know how else to describe it other than say it was the best feeling I've ever felt holding a pin. I didn't buy it for some reason. I'm stupid.

I was just thinking about the bit. But yeah, I guess you can make a left-handed anything. That's all. I just wanted to mention that we... What if you have a left-handed Gerpler? That's what I was about to say. On behalf of F*** Face, we have apologized officially to those three names. We have apologized officially to those three names.

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Visit amex.ca slash yamx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Should we talk about our Gerpler innovations that we've come up with, Jeff? Yeah, that was a big part of the tour for me, was talking to you uh please take it away oh has that been developments on the go oh there have been some gerbler developments so this is i i don't know the extent of which we'll we'll be able to produce these but jeff wanted a larger gerbler if you're gonna have a gerbler there should be a gerbler max there should be a gerbler

max and so i was trying to think of like what would be the like the most maximum gerbler what would be the greatest thing that we could we could put water into or whatever and sell as a drinking thing and the best i came up with was you know those like roadside barriers that are like filled with you see them in movies like people crash into them yeah so people don't stop yeah on a barrier they crash it's like that scene in speed yeah so it's like that should be what the gerpler max is i don't know where we get those i don't know how much they cost but we should sell those and then it somehow pivoted into this other idea of jack has been a minor league fan for a long time now and i'm sure he'd love a super fan status back that the only way in the redemption year in the redemption year

to give jack his super super fan status back would be because he's been running a lot of marathons and half marathons if we attach some straps to one of those and put a hose in so you know like those camelback things of water like those small very portable water packs that like joggers will drink out of while they're running so they don't have to stop if we essentially turn one of those barriers into one of

those and if he can run a whole race with it starting full then he gets super pissed at us we talked about that whole race with it starting full then he gets super fit like 800 pounds we and we thought we talked about that we only it only has to be a 5k and he just has to complete it and it gets easier the faster he drinks absolutely i just want to see the reaction of people around him like all these people like camelbacks and you got one guy with like backpack straps and this giant fucking

just monster of a container. And he has to hold, he has to hold, he can't like put it on a wheel. No, has to wear it like a camelback. It can't be a wheelbarrow. No. Because you may have invented the girl for bags, but it sounds like you also invented the wheelbarrow. I love how much stuff that we want to sell like and the stuff we've done

like the port-a-potty and stuff that can easily be taken from like a construction site unifarm has some real industrial vibes we get unifarm likes to go to go to like apartment complex construction sites and just say what do you got laying around? We'll take it. We can drink out of that. So then we decided if you're going to have a Gerbler Max, you've got to have a smaller version of the Gerbler. So Andrew came up with, I thought was brilliant,

the Lil Gerb. L-I-L Gerb. And it's a baby Gerbler. And Andrew, how does that look to you? It's a thimble. we're selling a thimble your little gerb is a thimble or you can get a construction sized barrel as the gerbler max and then we just have your basic kitchen gerbler maybe you could use the thimble to to can your uh bovril thick bovril paste before you dilute it.

Dude, if we can get Jack drinking Bovril out of a big, oh, a Gopro Mac. That's awesome. So, Eric, we'll need you to get with Ecom and get into production on those, please. Yeah, yeah. I think, Gopro full of Bovril is like making my stomach turn yeah that is just imagine jack tripping on the finish line spilling bovril all down the race and then he's like jump over this if you're vegetarian i'm just imagining him tripping knocking it over and

just the odor and just like everybody puking around no it smells good does it okay in my head every aspect of it is disgusting probably smells like like beef like what do they call it beef mare like uh bone marrow like bone marrow like beef bone marrow yeah kind of like what you cook with yeah like uh i would assume like like beef stock, probably. Yeah, like OXO cubes. Yeah, exactly. Like that. Hey, I also... Can I show you guys something that I'm very excited about? So I mentioned to you guys a while ago when I was...

I got Ecom to buy me the industrial gold foil stamping machine so that we could number cards to make it official for like break shows and stuff. And then I, I got the idea to, to get a custom stamp made. Well, that stamp came in and I did a test and I wanted to show you guys the test.

I'm excited. I'm very excited about it. I think it looks amazing. That looks so good. That looks incredible. That's not shit. It's not shit it's not shit that's the medium there's a large that's about the size of the card and a small that's much smaller i just did the medium one as a test isn't that fucking good though doesn't it look professional as dicks oh my god it looks too good for us like it's i am amazing

it's er Eric's right. He says the gold is stellar. Obviously, we'll put it on the Instagram, but I think it looks, if you can't see it, it's an Ian looking up, you know, standard Ian. And it's, I don't know,

half the size of the card. It's the outline and it is in gold. It's embossed in gold into the card. It's beautiful. I would love you to also get one made of your first attempt to Ian. I would love you to also get one made of your first attempt at Ian. I don't even remember that.

Do we have that anymore? Probably in this chat. Just floating above the head. It's like a triangle nose. Yeah. I'm going to throw this in there too, just because when I was pulling this card out to stamp it today,

I noticed this card and I thought it was the funniest baseball card I have ever seen. And it's not for anything other than I just want to make you guys laugh. So here's the card stamp it today. I noticed this card, and I thought it was the funniest baseball card I have ever seen. And it's not for anything other than I just wanted to make you guys laugh. So here's the card I saw today. Archie Bradley. Archie Bradley. That's a high leg.

That is an incredibly high leg. Great in a high leg pile. Yeah. But he's also turned to the side, so he looks like he's doing some sort of vaudevillian dance number at the same time. Pretty impressive. he looks like he's doing like some sort of vaudevillian dance number at the same time. Pretty impressive.

He looks like a rag doll. That's like a Halo rag doll after a grenade went off. That's what that looks like. Eric says he's doing a Street Fighter kick. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you aware that we totally messed up the baseballs? What do you mean? Me being Jeff? Just us as a group. We blew it. Oh. How? In what way? Well,

listen to this. I would guess I probably hit 50 home runs. And we decided that we would box up a ball if he swinged or swung and missed, but not if he didn't swing. So, he either hit it or he swung and missed, and that's what we're selling. So, we're only selling the ones

he missed? Yeah, like if he didn't go for for the swing we just put it back into the rotation to pitch again hang on hang on hang on the wording of that is weird if if jeff swung the bat at the ball that ball is being sold whether it was connected with or not yeah that's it that's incorrect we i hit every ball eventually the ones that we swung and missed we we went we we i hit again later so eric and i explained what we did and then jeff explained it in a completely different way uh is that what you think happened jeff what do you mean well we had the whole discussion months before where it was like you know it'll be a blind box to you you won't know if you get one that's been hit or if it was a miss.

But then you said that we... But what we ended up doing was, because it was going so well, is any ball that I missed, we just threw it through the pitching machine again and I hit it. So I ended up actually connecting with every ball we sold. Yeah, except we didn't do that. Didn't we? No. No. If you swung at it, we pulled it off to the side.

The only ones that I was throwing back were the ones that you didn't swing at. Oh, okay. I missed that. But you were helping me point out. You were like, I swung at that one. Yeah, okay. That's right. I guess I got that wrong in the moment then.

I was just hitting balls all day long. Well, I mean, we can still do it your way, but we just have to go out and then re-hit basically the entire compilation I made of you missing. Not hit. We could go out and do them all. The compilation of me missing, some of those were foul tips. I only missed

maybe 40 balls out of the 250. You did not miss a lot. What you guys saw in the video of the misses were all of the misses. But again, we, like, there are so many more balls in the other video that you'll see that are just absolutely crushed.

And when I went out and played baseball this last week, we found even more in the woods. Yeah, he hit way more than he missed. We just thought when we originally talked about it it'd be funny if you know in a face way you might be buying just a piece of shit that was completely whiffed but at least you know at least you knew he swung at it that makes sense because i got one in the mail uh that does not have any kind of connection on and i went like that's weird i was pretty sure i hit all those i got one in the mail but I have probably 20 in my garage so it's really that was a real I just kind of threw mine back in there

and went this should probably go to someone else uh I thought that what you were gonna say about messing up the baseballs is that um it it's not really a stamp and Jeff just sort of filled his name with paint and then no actual like autograph was on the ball well we talked about that last week right yeah so oh speaking of which we have about a hundred balls left that we need to figure out what to do with and somebody on the Instagram reached out to us who is like a professional paint maker and he said if we can give him what the the color gerbil is he will mix up uh a couple gallons of gerbil paint and send it to us and then we can hit the ball the remaining hundred balls with gerbil that's amazing so i think that's that's an interesting idea i think that's a great idea

so that's really great are you okay with what we did then or do you want to go out and re-hit the ones that you swung and missed at well i only missed a few i only missed like 30 or 40 so i'm fine with it i think it's funny if they're not re-hit i think just a small percentage of people just getting a ball that has i think it all creates more excitement when you when you're buying something blind and then you yeah i totally either get screwed or you get a great little thing some of them actually got painted even though you missed because you swung paint on the onto them i was so like dialed in and hot and exhausted and focused that I was just hitting what was in front of me, so I probably got confused at some point.

Out of 250, I must have hit 210 probably. Oh, easily. Easily. Most of them are hit. Yeah. I like the idea, too, of anyone who gets a missed ball, they can see, theoretically, they could see the ball that was missed.

Yeah. Like it's an easy, like they have the footage of like they can see their ball in play. They definitively know it's one of these balls. Yeah, if you get a clean ball, you were, yeah, that's an excellent point, Andrew. When we go out and do this again, because we're going to have to hit more balls,

we have to find a different field. You hit, Jeff, I don't know how don't know how else you hit them too far we have to go we have to go to a bigger field where we can actually go out and like shag the balls instead of having to like find them in the woods later it we have to find a bigger field or just one with a big net at the back yeah or i guess one with a big net at the back. Or like a high fence. Like some of them have much higher fences. Right. Yeah, I only have two modes.

Hit Gavin's camera or hit home run. I don't know how to... And you were doing both so well. Those are the only two ways I know how to hit. So yeah, we'll have to get a different field, I guess. Eric and Andrew did a little thing on the YouTube this week. We did. Yeah.

Yeah. Jeff didn't love it. No, Jeff was not a fan. That's fair. No, I was not a fan. I like a prank that gets resolved in the moment. Like, you show me the video and we laugh about it and then i get my redemption four minutes later when we show the other video just releasing of a without explanation a two

minute video of me striking out with no explanation and for days without me being able to engage and explain what's going on it was frustrating especially considering that video has like 30 000 views and the youtube video above it where i especially considering that video has like 30,000 views and the YouTube video above it where I do hit the balls has like 7,000 views. And all of the comments from people I got for two days

that were like, I fucking knew you sucked. I told my wife you'd suck. She was right. She's fucking embarrassed for you. And I'm like, Jesus Christ. We have the other video going up tomorrow

where you look like a true hero. So let's go through this series of events because it is f***ing facing on several levels. We all are apparently the worst communicators that have ever existed. I don't disagree. I originally had the idea of like, oh, it'd be funny if we put the misses out a day before. It ended up coming out with people who are sponsors on rooster teeth could listen to the episode uh so there was there's a portion that could see all of it but i thought it'd be funny if there's like one day where the majority of people would only have that as a point of context then they would listen to the episode

the next day and the video would be out the next day to see all the hits so they'd be wrong like i in the brief moment i had where i thought jeff just missed a lot i then realized that jeff hit essentially nothing but dingers hit them too far as eric was saying so i suggested this idea to eric and then eric said that he talked to you about it gavin to get approval for it but i guess it wasn't clear it was going on the youtube like there's no i mean i made those i mean like jeff saying i i'm only capable i i like doing it how jeff likes it i can't let people stew for days on a prank i have to have the instant reveal otherwise i just get uncomfortable like i'm just total so i made those videos just to be well either just to

show you or just to put in the actual episode. And then for YouTube, I was going to cut like a whole, you know, 10, 15 minute video of the whole day. So I didn't know that existed. Like I knew you talked about it, but I didn't know that that video existed. And I wouldn't have even suggested what I suggested if I knew that video existed.

I thought we only had those two videos. So I made that suggestion to Eric, not knowing that video existed. Then Eric we only had those two videos. So I made that suggestion to Eric not knowing that video existed. Then Eric talked to you about it because Eric's like, yeah, talk to Gavin. He's cool with it. We're going to do it. So then I guess it wasn't clear in your communication that it was going on the YouTube. No, he didn't

mention YouTube. I assumed it was like because they're so short, it'd be on Instagram. The way Eric was talking, it was like, hey, we're just going to put up the misses. I was like, okay, cool. You know, I guess until you get a reaction of Jeff, and then you put up the other one, maybe. That's what it sounded like.

Well, to be fair, too, I normally would have been, I was a big old baby about it, I'll be honest. But it just happened to release on a legendarily bad day for me. Like, it was one of those days where like you know i would come in and i would be exhausted and i would talk about how like arrow shit the crate at four in the morning and it was raining and i was getting duty on emily's brand new dress and all that stuff it was like that like that level of shit happened like eight times to me that day before i opened up social media and got attacked. And I was like, what the fuck is going on?

So I was just in a bad headspace that day. And I was so I wasn't I wasn't feeling the joke in the moment. So totally fair. I just had to take a break for a little bit because I didn't want to be mean to you guys. I would say that was condiments mini. Yes. Yeah. But I shut it down before i turned into condiments max no

because i couldn't i wasn't sure initially if you were actually upset because i i when i suggested to erica i was like well this is like obviously a dick move and if jeff wants to he could like yell at us on the show about it i wasn't sure the legitimacy of how annoyed you were and then it became clear oh this is actually something that really annoyed you i felt bad which then extended to me texting gavin i think i this has been condimented we cannot we could maybe add a new word to our list of condimented a thing where it is extended into what was a joke into something more real between that event and the previously on base

Jeff yesterday I was like man while we were on tour this podcast really got away from us we gotta figure out what's going on previously on working as yo you still have your questions for the previously on shit so we could do that oh yeah yeah before we close

that up just to put a loop just to like really summarize how fucking bad we are communicating i communicated to eric not knowing that you had a full video gavin i just was not aware of that fact eric communicated to you what we're gonna do with it but you still didn't understand how it was gonna be used i then asked eric for the video so we can maybe do something on social with it he told me to talk to nick about it i talked to nick about it never that never happened i never got the video it just didn't come through dude download it from youtube it's up there right now dickhead this entire thing this entire team is a complete mess i was in the airport flying home from the tour and i was talking to nick i just proofed the last one and we were talking about like do we leave those hits and

misses videos in the episode for the audio one because Nick had originally just trimmed it down and I thought maybe we can leave it in and just play the audio from it because I don't want the audio version to be like a shit watered down version of the video version you kind of want them to be as equal as possible and Nick and I will go back and forth like talking seriously about it yeah yeah and then I was like oh maybe we should put it to the group. So we put it into the face channel and it devolved into a conversation about cooking beans in a PC and we got absolutely no answers. I went back to Nick. I was like, well, uh, well that serves us right for trying to put it to the rest of the group. It was just chaos. Everything's

been chaos recently. And to be clear, those videos are still going to come out. You have the baseball video. We're still going to release your baseball cut. Oh, are we? Yeah, absolutely. No, we're not losing that cut. I want to see what that is. Absolutely. I don't want to sacrifice that. If that's done,

we would be ridiculous to not release that. But you do realize that means that with it in the episode and with the individual videos posted on on the youtube plus my supercut of the entire day they're gonna be used three times in the same place yeah that's fine then we're idiots yeah well no it's not it's not ideal but we're dumb and i want to see is there footage in the supercut that isn't in either of the other two cuts loads that's most yes yeah then we're putting out the fucking content part yeah i guess it's like the full video and then and then highlights and low lights what are we gonna name the full one to differentiate it from the other

shit that is out listen we're gonna have to figure that out we're gonna have to get better at this part of it because i only i only sense more video content in our future yeah that out we're gonna have to get better at this part of it because i only i only sense more video content in our future yeah this is we're having this whole discussion we haven't even broached the subject there's a beanhole video there's a bean audience has been waiting for that they think we haven't given them but we haven't given it to him because we're at gavin's editing it trying to put it together the thing is that i want to take my time and make decent videos but i also want to whip up some quick shit each time to show you. If we've just done the thing that week,

I want to have that update. That's why I quickly make the digging video or I quickly make the misses and hits video. That's for us to talk about in the episode. We should really upload the digging video as well. We should just make sure all these are available. I don't think it matters. But you also still want me to make Beanhole full version

as well. Absolutely. Yes. Right. Eric, I need an editor. Yeah, Gavin is, I'm going to, that's a tremendous amount of work for Gavin, who is a tremendous editor, but he's also a tremendously busy, successful guy who, we got to get him some relief on that. I can't imagine.

Like I was talking about, I felt so bad that after we ate the beans, I was like, on that i can't imagine like i was talking about i felt so bad that after we ate the beans i was like uh on that sunday i was like well i'm gonna fucking go home and relax or i'm gonna go relax now good good day everybody and gavin goes i'm gonna go home and watch 12 hours of bean and baseball footage and i was like oh yeah his day's just starting it's fun though i like it i enjoy it that's good i'm excited i'm i'm genuinely so excited with the video we're terrible communicating those may or may not be available i'm assuming they'll be available by the time they hear this who knows you can check our facebook or not facebook what it's dumb i don't know why my brain i'm gonna be completely honest with you on facebook no no

what the mother fuck are you talking about this happened, okay? I told the lactating story backwards from what I wanted to. I, like, shot the ball into the sand trap, and I've been in the sand trap the whole show. I haven't been able to get out of the sand trap. It has been a tough time. I've taken several swings. I'm just going trap to trap. I haven't stuck it.

Well, that's one of the places we're digging a bean hole, so just stay out of it. Oh, and you did reference, I think we do have a very clever idea just stay yeah oh and you did reference we i think we do have a very clever idea to try to cook beans in a pc we should try we should sell that as well let's see if a pc gets the beans hotter than my bean hole never got an answer on how you wanted to handle the videos but at least we got pc beans um questions for the previously on okay uh i can i i have my first question. Can I ask my,

can I ask my question? Absolutely. Have I ever met this person in real life in my life? I'm going to say no. Okay. That's my question. Is it one of the, is it the lawyer guy?

Is it your first legal team or our legal team? No, no, Eric, Eric, you get a question. No, he knows. I already know the answer. Well, then get a question. No, he knows.

I already know the answer. Then ask a really good question. Nick. Nick's typing. Nick knows too. Eric, you blabbermouth. You leaked it to Nick? I don't remember.

Did I tell Nick? You son of a bitch. I don't remember telling nick we're usually so good at communicating this stuff i really don't remember telling nick about who wait when would i tell nick i don't know i refuse i refuse to believe this was my fault okay no no no no I could be wrong. How else could Nick? Hang on. Hang on. This guy never talks on the podcast

and just unmuted to say I couldn't be wrong. He's going to have to record a pickup for himself now. Okay. You're going to message me directly, Nick, who you think it is. Yeah, this is good. This will know. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and slack Andrew who you think it is yeah this is good this will know yeah yeah go ahead and slack Andrew who you think me right now but I think it is Jeff and I could

deafen no I don't trust it we'll see Nick me no I'll tell you what I I panicked and I said yes I was like I I gotta hit record. Wait, he doesn't know who it is! What are you talking about? I thought you didn't remember where you heard it, but you don't know? No, I totally had a moment of like, I apologize. I know, so I don't have to turn on this mic and do all this stuff. The lie has gone too far. It's gone too far. Is it too deep?

All right, well, now you can give a guess. Yeah, now you gotta ask your question. Go ahead. Is it, um, is that the person who wrote the Variety article? Is it? Oh, my God. No. He wasn't here for the last episode.

Nick wasn't here for the last episode. Oh, really? I was about to say, maybe there's a reason Nick doesn't talk. You pulled up a pinch hitter and he just left. I can't imagine being a fan of this podcast. The last 15 minutes have been insane. This is a good example of the communication thing. Dude, we're falling apart.

A hundred episodes in, we're worse than ever. We need to release a supplemental contact like Eric. Eric does his job. That's just face communicates. Aye, aye, man. Are you guys excited for next week? It's our it's our

100th episode. That's quite a milestone. I'm very. Are we still in season four? Across the finale? No.

Season four goes for a while. We just started season four. OK. Yeah. We just started season four. Okay. Yeah. Is there a way we can, on the website, actually reflect the seasons accurately on our show page?

Just so it makes no sense at all. I can try and see what I can do. Put the one episode, like one and a half episodes or whatever, that are season three. Yeah, I'll see what i can do get them that'd be brilliant yeah awesome so so now andrew you have stuff planned for episode 100 do you have multiple things or just one thing i i have multiple things that i'm on the fence about doing so i might have nothing i either have a lot or nothing that's fair and gavin you have a

story you want to tell is that all you have planned planned for 100? Yeah, I just remembered a story the other day. I realized I'd never told it. And I thought, oh, maybe if there's time on episode 100, I'll tell that one. I don't want to build it up too much. It's just a story. But I just really tend to tell it. So what you're saying is this is the best story you will have ever told. You don't want to build it up too much.

Yet you'll tease it in the two episodes leading up to 100. I don't want to tease it. You brought it up. Oh my god. yet you'll tease it in the two episodes leading up to it. I don't want to tease it. You brought it up. Oh my god. I can't wait for this story. I'll be telling a maybe six out of ten story. Hey, maybe you can land in the sand trap with me.

I'll show you how not to get out of it. Oh man. I couldn't tell you rolling around in the sand trap the whole episode. Oh, it was pretty obvious. I was flustered. I picked up on it. Oh, I should say

one little piece of housekeeping. A little kudos. I don't know if you guys saw it, but we had another little period of growth. The last two episodes have been boosted in views somehow. Do we do this in the episode now?

We discuss the performance? The last couple episodes did really well, so we must be on to something. You say that like it's a weird thing. Literally, essentially all I hear about the performance of the show is in the episode. That's the only time I get any update ever. You maybe used some of your pleasantries time. There was a period time I get any update ever. Yeah.

Well, you maybe used some of your pleasantries time. We, uh, there was a period, I don't know if we've ever talked about it, but there was a period where we became,

uh, we crossed a threshold and became the number one podcast in the company. Ah. And then went straight back down again. And then we,

then we dipped, then we dipped for a little bit, but now we're, now we're coming back up again. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. So whatever we did to dip, we shouldn't

do again, and whatever we did to grow, we should only do that. What did we do to dip? I have no clue, man. I don't know what we did to grow, to be honest with you. Whole thing is perplexing to me. I hope the audience likes beef paste. Well, this is how we're going to cement

ourselves with the UK audience, right? Yes. Andrew, if I send you Bovril for the next episode of 100, will you drink it? I 100% will. I will do whatever you want me to do with it. I think we should make a hot Bovril and you should drink it. I think that's the purest

form of my childhood. Can I use my cure to make it? Oh, maybe. you should drink it i think that's the purest uh can i use my childhood to make it oh maybe did i put it in one of my pods i mean it's a tool tools are meant to be used i wonder if bovril make like k-cups and curing things let me look i feel extremely like that's not likely with beef i'd be shocked bovril cake oh shit dude no gear heads what the fuck is that uh no it doesn't look like it that's too bad it

does look fucking gross though beefy bovril oh you can buy it on Amazon oh fucking awesome ew why is god damn dude no offense but some of the some of the graphic design in the uk is still in the 1980s you guys have to modernize your post it let me let me look all right hold on copy image does that mean that jack when he's doing the next time on

he's gonna have to work bovril into two different episodes like that does not look like something that was designed in the last 20 years. Well, it probably wasn't. It doesn't? What year was that? But it looks good. Update your fucking logo. Copy image. Let me do this one. This one's a little better. I like this one better, but it still looks old as fuck. It looks like something I would have bought.

It looks like the canister I would have bought in 1984. I mean, I've never seen it in that form. Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen it in, like, the tub. I've not seen it in the... Squeeze I've seen that I've seen it in like the tub I've not seen it in the Squeeze tube Powder chicken bowl That's the chicken Bovril Beefy Bovrite Is that even

Is that the same brand Bovrite That's a competitor I guess What is where does Bovril What is the name Bovine Rill What's the Rill i have no idea i'm trying to process do you think they went in thinking it would be meat and vegetable extract or like they just started with meat extract they're like we need to extract more extract what else are we going to pull from vegetables it is 42 to buy it is two dollars and 68 cents an

ounce for bovril on amazon good lord andrew if i ship you do you need anything else because shipping like just one thing of bovril to canada is it gonna be a waste do you need a phone what do you need no i'm good okay you can do this is a brit box thing you go with a few other other items if you want could we ever send andrew an iphone someday so that he can be blue in our text chains and the fucking images don't come through his postage stamps we can just get on whatsapp i guess i guess so i don't mind because i don't deal with that at all. That's not an issue for me. Honestly, I don't know how it's still so bad. If you send us, if anyone on that chain sends a video,

it's literally like 60 pixels wide. Yeah, it's unbelievable. That's great. It looks fine for me. That's a really dumb problem. The only issue I have is for some reason when i text when i i don't remember if it's either you jeff or gavin one of you pops out as a g as a clickable g and my thing and and it's you look the same your symbol is the exact same for me so if i'm texting

you both simultaneously it is very risky for me to not accidentally text why don't you just assign a picture to it i probably should that would solve that issue but text. Why don't you just assign a picture to it? I probably should. That would solve that issue. But it's, I don't know. It's a little, it's kind of fun.

There's that one time where I pitched an idea to Gavin thinking I was talking to Jeff. Like it's, yeah. Then I, then I asked you and then you were like, sorry, I pitched it to the wrong guy. And I was like,

well, you can pitch it to me now. And you're like, no, I'll let Gavin pitch you. I gave you the intro. Gavin can finish it. All right. We should probably wrap up. Gavin can finish it. All right.

We should probably wrap up. This was the 99th time we've done this, and it just keeps getting dumber. Guess I'll finish that video then. Yeah. Tune in next week when we do it for the 100th time. It'll be 100 times the stupid that you're used to. Special surprises

in episode 100 by Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, who's going to tell a 6 out of 10 story and I'm going to do a dumb bit at the beginning that hopefully you guys will enjoy. Yeah.

So fucking tell people and then make them listen to it or watch it or however you consume this. And if they say, eh, I'm not really into podcasts, grab them by the throat and tell them they are. Fucking knock it off with this

I'm not into podcast shit. Just get into podcasts. It's the future and the present. And, uh, oh yeah. And like and subscribe. Thank you? It's the future and the present. And oh yeah, and like and subscribe. Thank you. Hey guys, minor league fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face.

It's episode 100 and you're going to want to be there for it. Jeff has a painful surprise for the team. Draw me like one of your French girls. Andrew gets question on pee location again. The F*** Face knob drop is available to play. Let's go to Vegas in May. Gavin is in Australia. And once again, in 100 episodes,

Andrew still has not eaten the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. you