Regulation Podcast - What Does Andrew Look Like? // Shirt Havers? [102]

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew has a beard?, Norm MacDonald, The Challenge, Regulation Listener vs Comment Leaver shirts, never ask a chicken's name, Guess Who Might Be Dead Round 2: Movie Version, and Anal Passage Saga. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and ShipStation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Previously on F*** Face. Oh, I got it in my beard. My beard is all beefy. You have a beard? I have a beefy beard. Well, hold on. Let's get into the podcast. Hello and welcome to episode 102 of the F*** Face Podcast.

My name is Geoff Ramsey. With me as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free. This is, just for posterity's sake, this is year two, season four. Andrew, you have a beard? Yeah, I have a beard currently. I don't know what you look like. My mental image is never right. You need to describe yourself every month just so I've got a good mental image. Yeah, okay.

Well, it's the same as before. I have short hair. That's still the same. And I have a beard currently. How long is the beard? Is it like a jack beard? No, it's like a small. It's not.

It's a very mediocre beard. It's not a great beard. Full coverage or is it like trimmed in areas? It's full coverage, but it's just not like super full. It's not not a great beard you don't sound like you have a beard yeah i do i can tell you i can smell it right now i got bovril in it from the pop and it is not good beefy i will say it smells terrible bovril smells worse than it tastes yeah i think i'd agree with my experience having had salad cream prior to that, it being frozen made it so much worse.

I had something about the smell and the texture. Not even froze, just super cold. It wasn't frozen at all. What did it do to the texture? Did it make it more congealed? Was it more solid or was it just very cold? It was more congealed. It felt more solid and just it has such a strong taste

and it's just so overpowering that was gross i hate that we did frozen pops and my favorite beverage of cold my cold my cold beverage of choice coke was the one that wasn't picked the only my favorite cold thing was the one that was left off oh you know i i will say say through the course of spending that week in the UK and then going to that community meetup, I talked to a lot of people. Bovril, pretty universally not loved, but every single person to a fault

loves Salad Cream and Branson Pickle. Hell yeah. Couldn't say enough good things about them. Yeah, they were very, very popular over there, apparently. I'm so glad I didn't go with Branson Pickle. That was a consideration

of one of the ice pop flavors. Frozen Branson pickle would be very interesting. I wasn't sure if I'd be able to freeze it with the texture of it and like the contents. I wasn't sure how that would equal out. But salad cream certainly didn't work. Well, I think we have some new recipes for the face cooks. Oh, Jesus Christ. Cookbook when we finally make it.

So since we do you want Do you wanna ask your questions now Since it's fresh in your mind Another episode Another two guesses for you both Yeah Gavin you can go first Uh Was this person in Fluke Face

No Oh shit Oh god You need to come up with like a list Possible people Do you have a question Jeff That you'd like to ask That maybe it will help

Gavin with his guess I can't It's I'm struggling I'm struggling to remember What we've already asked I want to ask but I'm scared I've already asked okay if they're related to if they're like one of the online lawyers if they're related to that whole segment I don't I also don't remember if you've asked that but I'll just say no they're not okay okay I might have to give another clue out with the rate we're currently

going why don't you yeah why you're putting me on the spot I don't want to just give clue out with the rate we're currently going. Why don't you? Yeah. Why? You're putting me on the spot. I don't want to just give it away with a clue. I don't trust myself to not give a very... I will say, okay, so a previous question you had asked was, has anybody gotten this correct yet? There have been lots of comments about it, and I said, not fully. That is no longer the case. One person has made a completely

correct guess as far as what this is. I'm going to have to sift through comments. So season two. Can I tell you my, my, the worst guess that anyone's made so far? Is it the one I made last? No,

it's actually worse. This is, I'd be impressed if you, uh, if you had a worse guess than this one. And this was done in a message that was, uh, very sweet.

So it wasn't like a bit. They just, they didn't have an awareness of this, and I didn't know how to reply to it. They guessed that the voice was Norm MacDonald. What? A, dead. B, exceptionally distinctive voice and cadence.

Mm-hmm. That's a double layer. It's the worst guess by far. If I was able to get somebody who was dead to do the previously on, could you imagine bringing somebody back to just do a previously on voice that was why they came back i mean the previously on voice the the guy sounds like he's got a surfboard in his hands and that's not what norm mcdonald sounds like no no it does not but that's been my favorite of the the worst guesses

i've gotten by far so that being said do you have a guess jeff is it uh is it billy ripken it's not i wish it'd be a great one though yeah i don't i know it's i know it's not it's way too young i just don't know what else to ask yeah that's fair process of elimination totally we should probably write down your questions and guesses throughout this i also appreciate that you went with one that i think you already asked when nick wrote out a much better guess that you just didn't use while you were saying it. Oh, I wasn't looking at the Discord. Let me see. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it sounds too young to be your barber. I considered that as well. Interesting. Because your barber's like 105. No, that was my old one. I got a new guy. New, much younger.

I swapped out. Gav, do you want to ask a question? You can still make a guess. Was it a delivery driver that you've had in the past? No, it's not. I thought you already guessed too. That's how much these popsicles have taken out of me. No, I asked a question. I don't think I guessed. He didn't make a guess.

I'm still gathering from that. So Jeff went to the UK. What did you do, Gavin, since we last recorded? I was just here. You were just here? We played Halo. We did play Halo. It was very weird.

Gavin brought up that it's, because you were in the UK, Jeff, that it's the first time, I think, we've not recorded an episode because you were, like, it wasn't him. So him just being available for the week. It's a very strange thing. Like, it's an odd rhythm to get out of.

It's nice when we're weekly. Usually when Jeff's gone and I'm still here, I get pulled into off-topic or something. But that didn't happen and I'm still here, I get pulled into off topic or something. But that didn't happen. I'm not sure Achievement Hunter knew that face was off. But yeah,

I ended up just having a free period where I just played Halo with you. I did my taxes. We had an exciting... Well, you were away, Jeff. We had so much fun.

Gavin did nothing and I filed taxes. I was waiting for you to get home from your taxes. Yeah, it sounds like you guys really took advantage of the problem. I was very excited to see you texted me, Jeff. You were down watching The Challenge. One of my favorite reality shows of all time.

Yeah. Up there with Survivor. Yeah, I started watching it. I don't remember why. I think we were just in the hotel room and bored and it was on. And I was like, fuck it. Let's give this a shot. And I honestly forgot about it until this moment so thank you for reminding me that i needed to finish

watching that show because i was quite enjoying it i found that the uh the challenges to the challenge you know i'll say half of the half of the enjoyment of reality tv for me is watching people just mishandle their lives. The other half of reality TV that I enjoy is watching games that people play. The inventiveness, the creation of the games.

It's why I enjoy Big Brother sometimes. It's obviously why I like Survivor. And The Challenge has some really interesting, legitimately, physically demanding uh maybe more so even than survivor challenges and i'm kind of fascinated by that like they are no joke the challenges yeah they they get ridiculous and it's for me it's a great mix of the social politics of survivor but from much dumber trashier people yeah and then all the same people like there's

a guy on there named ct who i think he did his first challenge when he was 27 he's 41 now i want to say and he's been on essentially every season so it's like you have all this buildup of bullshit from like decades that's also interesting like it is it is such a like uh like you see people like the season i watched there's somebody I recognized from Survivor on, so that was cool. And there was somebody from Big Brother who I didn't know, but it's cool to see the interplay of different reality shows.

But mostly, there seems to be a core group of people who just live in this challenge universe. And it's their entire lives. To the point where they're like, they'll, interesting dynamics, the first people that get voted out

are people that are on the show for the first time. Like the worst thing you can do is be on your first season of that show. You are instantly gone. They're like, you gotta pay your dues, you gotta take your lumps,

get the fuck out of here, see you next year. And then it's like brutal. They don't even care. They're just like, yeah, it's your first time, get the fuck out of here see you next year and then uh it's like brutal they don't even care they're just like yeah it's your first time get the fuck out and for other people it's like a full-time job it's like their entire lives yeah it's all they do and it's it's just it's an absurd there's so many great as it's progressed it's gotten more into the physical side and it being really challenging on the earlier seasons it was just like a giant party where people were fucking up they had to die all the vodka because people were smuggling them in their water bottles to do the challenges and just getting drunk like while they

were competing there'd be time where cast members would just like leave and go into the city and they'd have to shut down production for like four days because three of the contestants were just partying in Africa and they lost them. And it's now a much less fun show, but way more serious. It's just dumb. There's so much great pettiness to it. I think dumb is the great way to describe it. It's like if you're not familiar with that show, it's like all the the dumbest people on Temptation Island and Love Island, but who aggressively want to win a contest, a competition. Yes.

Like the goal is not to find love. Love is like a byproduct of apparently getting drunk enough and being available in the night. But they legitimately want to win these physical competitions. So it's all, it's like the, it's like the, it's like the dumbest, meatiest people going head to head.

It's fucking great. I'm going to send you a post to collect one of, I think the greatest edited videos of all time. like the it's like the dumbest meatiest people going head to head it's fucking great i'm gonna send you a post to collect one of i think the greatest edited videos of all time i've shown this to eric before somebody added together an argument between two ct who i mentioned and another regular named wes watch this gavin it's like 60 seconds long i feel like this summarizes the energy of the show fully it's a fantastic breakdown. I'm watching this should we watch this right now? Yeah, let's play It's this guy Hammond. Oh, yeah This is what the show is is just aggressively screaming

All he does is smash heads Is this as is in the show like how it was edited uh no this is somebody okay it's unfortunately censored when you see it live but just die die die the time stamps are so funny man i hope they ran that as a trailer so a great thing about ct is he was banned for like six seasons because he kept fighting people he fucked the guy up like they couldn't it took like seven security guards to hold him back and he just annihilated the tiniest guy on the cast but he's back now he's now a lovable character which one was ct in that ct was the die die die guy die die the other guy is a bad guy on the season i'm watching yes and he's always been a bad guy he's been like a bad guy forever one of my favorite

i mean not to go too deep on the challenge my favorite like petty dumb thing is there is this issue where a woman had a note left in her bed saying that i know you're just sleeping with him for his vote or something like that. And it caused all this drama. And then the notes started getting left out throughout the whole season. They're like, who the fuck is leaving notes? And like they're trying to they have they made everybody write down one of the messages to try to match the writing. And then somebody revealed that him and his sister wrote all the notes before they came

on. Like he had his sister write them. So it wouldn't match anybody. And they're just generic messages that he wanted to apply throughout the season so like it wasn't aimed at anyone specific he just had this bag of notes that he could deploy and it caused complete chaos in the house it's fantastic it's a great series i would highly recommend anybody watch the challenge especially the earlier seasons of it the other night i watched being john malkovich which i hadn't seen in a long time have you ever seen that i've never seen it i've always wanted to i hear it's so good it's i mean it's weird it's

pretty good yeah i was watching it and i was like this is so weird i wonder how this i wouldn't know what to do if i was hard of hearing right now because there's a bit where basically one woman is in love with cameron diaz but only when Cameron Diaz is inside John Malkovich. So they like meet up, but only when she's in Malkovich. And at one point they start having sex and like different people are talking. Like you can hear Cameron Diaz

and you can hear John Malkovich and you can hear the other woman. And I was like, what the hell is going? What are the subtitles doing right now? And I just turned on the subtitles and I just laughed on the subtitles and i just laughed my ass off just says unzipping and then just both characters voting i was like yeah i mean sure it would be honestly the most confusing movie to watch without one of your senses i i

recommend watching it though so it's weird as shit i'll add it to my list i need to watch uh the long kiss good night that's high on my queue now that's a great movie we were that's a terrible movie that's a great movie you talk about it's a uh uh what's her face and uh samuel jackson's in it too right yes so i haven't seen it renny harlan is my favorite schlock director of all time. I don't think he's ever made a genuinely good movie, but he makes really fun bad movies, like consistently. Is it Geena Davis who's the...

Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah. Like a sleeper agent or something. And she doesn't realize, she's like chopping up the vegetables and then she's like a fucking badass. She doesn't realize. Oh, that was a... I saw that movie in the theater. I haven't seen it since, so maybe it doesn't hold up after 30 years, but I remember loving it. I haven't seen it since. So maybe it doesn't hold up after 30 years, but I remember loving it.

I'm excited to see it. Eric is live. Why are we, should I click this? Well, let's watch Eric. Watching Eric. I wanted to show you guys, I didn't want to put it in the chat,

but I got the shirt. Anal passage. Are we good to go? Can I send, can I send that? Yes. Yes. I think that's good.

Yes. Yes. Okay. i just wanted to know uh so just for people at home just so you know because we can't put it in we can't put it in the chat this is the eighth passage shirt that's a great point that's sneak i fully proof okay cool so i'll let them know to send it by the time you listen to this episode i don't know if you can still get this shirt you can try i'm sure you can but the anal passage shirt uh is was on sale and is now probably gone so i hope you enjoyed fantastic when are we is that going up tomorrow at noon so when is yeah wait uh people are only going to be able to buy it without before the podcast came yeah i think they're let me read you the description for the shirt, which I've lifted from the annual pass shirt. Theme parks are opening their gates

and the scent of fresh chili dogs hangs in the air. It's anal passage season, and that means it's time to grab a new AP Marquis tee to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year. Listen to episode 101. That's fantastic. That's fantastic. That's going gonna be a great little easter egg for people to find it oh man yes i was worried in between episodes that jack would be

genuinely mad at that one well well it's gonna it's gonna come out and release before he could react to it like it sounds like that shirt will be available tomorrow what is it selling doesn't matter i guess i released a a fucking face shirt of him with his dumb bald head that was up for like four days and then told him he could get revenge on me whenever he wanted to and he's too lazy to do it.

So I wouldn't worry too much. Even if he is mad, he's just going to stew in his own juices. He's not going to do anything about it. So this will go on sale at the time of this recording, it'll go on sale tomorrow. At the time of you listening to this episode, it will have already been on sale and you

can no longer get it. I assume we assume. Yeah. Say if, if we're on the subject of, of shirts, can I bring something up real quick that, uh, me and Andrew were in the, uh, we were in the merch meeting, uh, earlier today. And, um, we got the numbers for the regulation listener and comment lever shirts. And they did well. However- One did way better than the other, though. Regulation listener did like five times the numbers that comment lever did. And I need people

to really take a long, hard look at themselves if they're a regulation listener or a comment lever, because I have a feeling there are a lot of people who bought regulation listener shirts who are truly comment levers. I have absolute proof of this where it on the face Twitter account just as a joke to myself, like it was we tweeted. Are you a regulation listener? Are you a comment lever? And a lot of people like the first five were all like, I'm a regulation listener.

It's like, I don't think you understand how this works. They don't. You need to buy the other shirt. If you go on the subreddit, it's like these people who like jump through these hoops on, well, I'm leaving a comment here, but it's not on the show. So really I'm a regulation listener. And it's like, no, you're leaving a comment.

Yeah, you left a comment on it. You're a comment lever. You've left a comment. The joy in my head of this entire premise is you know like if you're in an audience or whatever it'd be like everybody who's comment labor say like there'd be like a big response everybody who's a regulation listener just nothing that's what's funny to me about it like there should be a zero response it should seem like an empty room. I mean, it makes total sense, though, that the regulation list itself is better, because there are more people who don't comment. But the numbers indicate to me

that there is a discrepancy in people that are just not, as Eric said, coming to terms with the fact that they're, in fact, a comment leader. It's either people lying to themselves, or they're just confused. Because I think the regulation listener, just as

itself plays in a really funny way it's not indicative of anything it's just you regulation listen like if somebody saw someone wear that without any context like it means nothing it means they listen to things i guess but there's an absolute comment lever denial happening and it's okay to be a comment lever i'm a comment lever yeah i'm way more comment lever denial happening. And it's okay to be a comment lever. I'm a comment lever. Yeah. I'm way more comment lever than you comment on other stuff,

other people's stuff. I comment, I've commented on stuff relating to this show. Yeah, but that's, you're on this show. That doesn't count. No, I'm definitely a comment lever.

I've commented on the show. You can't comment leave your own show. You absolutely can. Yeah. That's a ridiculous thing. That's not weird though. It's weird to leave a comment on someone else's show. That's the whole point of a comment leaver, isn't it?

I would maybe argue it's more weird to comment publicly on a show that I'm on when I don't need to comment. When I have channels internally to do it, I think it's maybe weirder that I'm doing it publicly. But Eric's whole point was, like, who leaves a comment? But if you're on the show, it makes sense for you to leave the comment. Nah, I don't think it does. If I'm just commenting about it, sometimes I might just say, hey, good app. Good app.

I'll just post good app in the comments. We need to include people who've never even heard of the show. We need one that's just a shirt buyer. You want a shirt that just says shirt buyer? I don't think that works. If they don't understand comment lever and regulation list there that it like need to apply but they would never buy the shirt they need to know to get to the shirt what are you talking about so then they would be

so then you have a shirt this is non-shirt buyer no you can't have a shirt this is non-shirt by because that's impossible you're saying gavin like lost child, they somehow end up in the store and then they don't know what to buy, so they need a shirt that fits. They need to understand the premise, like the person you're describing doesn't exist. They're an impossibility. You find yourself on the Rooster Teeth store

and you see two options and you think, I don't know what either of those mean, but I'll buy a shirt. I'm here. I'm a shirt buyer. I'm on this site to buy a shirt. I didn't mean to be here, but I'm locked in and committed to buying a shirt. I don't know what any of these

mean. I guess I'm a shirt buyer. I would buy that shirt. I would buy that shirt too, but not for the reasons that you're listing. That's an insane logical... I think we need an option for people who don't listen to the show. Why would we sell a shirt for people

who don't listen? What if... Why would we sell a shirt for people who don't listen? What if, alright, what if, because how about, I agree with you, Gavin, and I'm okay with the shirt. You agree with me? I think we can tweak it. What if instead of a shirt buyer, because you might want to give it to somebody as a gift, and if you receive a shirt

buyer as a gift, you may not be a shirt buyer. What if we just had a shirt that said shirt wearer? That's what happens to everyone. This is ridiculous. Seven billion people on earth all wear shirts, I assume. I feel like it should just say t-shirt. We couldn't have a... If you're

wearing a shirt that's a shirt wearer, that's redundant. You're clearly a shirt wearer. Wearing a shirt that says shirt is redundant. No, it's not. What do you mean? It's a shirt. It's a shirt. It's a t-shirt. It says shirt on redundant no it's not well what do you mean it's a shirt it's a shirt it's a shirt it's a t-shirt and elissa's shirt it's a clarification of what it is yeah but you need you need the verb yeah and it needs you can't just have shut there needs to be an action on the shirt yeah comment lever regulation you want a listener nick said haver. Shirt haver is a good one.

I'm more okay with that. Shirt wearer. I like shirt haver because you don't even need to put it on. It works when it's in your drawer. This is so insane. Let us know. We're absolutely not going to make a shirt haver shirt unless there is an overwhelming amount of demand. If you want a shirt haver shirt unless there is an overwhelming amount of

demand. If you want a shirt haver shirt, let us know. You can't let us know because then you'd be a comment leaver. Yeah, it's impossible. There's no way we can take it. We can't take the regulation or listeners word for it because then they become

comment leavers, so then they have to become shirt havers. This is really... That's a good point. Not only would they not leave a comment, they won't even hear this because it's not for them. Well, the problem is... Super complicated. Well, I guess not because they will leave a comment on Instagram and just say

it wasn't a comment and just continue as they exist. How is it not a comment? It's definitely a comment. I think, well, to define a comment, I think it's anything. I think i think it's anything you went somewhere online and type something yeah yeah i think if you want yeah i think this is a good classification i think so nick is saying uh is a message a comment like a dm if you message me about a show i can't stress enough how you're a comment lever because i don't want to read it i don't want to see it but you sure are commenting about what we're doing so absolutely you're a comment lever that's almost an extra comment lever because you're getting really pointed and focused with the comment

yeah too that's too focused for a comment yeah i don't like it so that's a that's a no to the uh shirt buyer i think let's just try to get through the anal passage and then we'll see what happens otherwise we're averaging at one shirt per show. By the time this comes out, we'll definitely be through the anal passage. I don't think that's going to be an issue. Well, that's great, because the anal passage will be sold out, and some people out there might want to buy a shirt. Sold out is a fun way to say forcefully pulled down. I appreciate your flip of words.

Wait, hang on. You're saying that people might want the anal passage shirt but it's not theirs so they'll have to buy a shirt haver shirt are you looking to get a gift for somebody in your life and you're not sure what to get them maybe they're hard to shop for i got news for you everybody wears a shirt and if you have a shirt you're a shirt haver go ahead and buy him a shirt haver shirt. It'll be super appropriate. Is haver a word?

What do you care? 70% of the shit that comes out of your mouth isn't a word. Well, haver, I don't know, is really a word. But haver is, and it's Scottish to talk foolishly. So I think we're really havering. Perfect. All right. Well, think we're really havering. Perfect. All right. Well, we'll shelf that for now.

I just realized, is the Bovril Pop two Unifarm inventions in one? Is that the beef bracelet mixed with Too Spicy Icy? Too Spicy Icy? Is that what that is? Well, do me a favor. Eat some spicy Thai food or Indian food or something, and then shove that Bob Pop up your asshole, and let me know if it relieves the pain. If it doesn't, then it probably doesn't work in that capacity.

But if it does, then yeah. Shirt owner, says Nick. Shirt owner? I'm a definite shirt owner. Do you have a... Go back to movies for me. You're a beard haver as well. Currently, yeah.

That's actually correct. I cannot wait for us to be done and I could have a shower to get the smell of beef just out of... I need to... I need this so bad. I'm struggling through this. I wonder when that cow is alive.

That's a fascinating question. Do you think that's a pre-pandemic, Bov? I don't think... I don't think you're talking about a cow. I think you're talking about a couple thousand cows probably comprised into that one pop. Just like a vat of cow chum. Yeah.

I just ate a field of cow. Yeah. You ate half an Argentinian farm. You ate elements of lots of cows. I hate, I've never thought, how many chickens are in like a thing of nuggets? Like a McNugget box. Like a six piece.

Yeah, it's a ton. It's a ton? I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse about that. Like if somebody said you just ate Larry, I think that's upsetting. But if it's so many, I can't possibly know the names of all the chickens. You just ate Larry. It's less personal. As opposed to you just ate Larry and everyone he's ever known.

Yeah, like it's less personal. As opposed to you just ate Larry and everyone he's ever known. Yeah, like it's too much. It's like once you hit a certain threshold of numbers, it's like it doesn't matter. It's all the same. I think it would be worse if you knew the chicken's name. Yeah, never ask a chicken's name. Word to the wise. Yeah, it's a good tip.

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So I talked to my... It's been guessed a lot, this person, Jake. My friend Jake. It's not Jake. I could tell immediately it wasn't Jake. Yeah, it's definitely not Jake. But it's wild to me that people even know Jake. Like, I don't feel like I've talked about Jake all that much.

Jake will play games and then he will get really angry about things. He'll just scream things. He'll get very aggressive. And he, in a fit of rage, I don't remember what I was doing. I did something to him and he called my mom a cunt in anger. What? something to him and he called my mom a cunt and anger what and he and i i told her that in conversation and so we were grocery shopping the other day i was with her and um she was going through a tough thing but she loves babies like she's having a bad day and i noticed that the car

next to me there was a baby in it i was like oh look at the baby and the baby was feeding and it was like drinking out of a bottle and my mom said i'm surprised she's not breastfeeding when you were when you were a kid they always used to say breast is best and i said uh i said that's what jake says all the time just for no reason and then she immediately replied the only breast jake is getting is chicken she doesn't like jake now because of because of the because of the and then she like cut a promo and she's like and you can tell him that because i know he called me a c word and i'm not a fan of that so fuck jake essentially it was just wild i did not expect her to slam Jake, and she slammed him. Yes, dude. That's probably... She roasted him.

She absolutely roasted Jake. So that's the most recent funny conversation, I guess, I've had with my mom. I assume she actually said the phrase C-word and not the C-word. No, she said C-word. She didn't say the actual word. She said the C-word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think your mom has ever said that word out loud in her life?

No. If I've said it to her if i said it in gent well no i guess never mind i was gonna say she'd think it was a fictitious word she's very sheltered like when it comes to language and uh butt plugs as established but outside of that there's not too many updates with her do you have a favorite bad director jeff the way that i love renny harlan favorite bad director, Jeff? The way that I love Rennie Harlan? Favorite bad director. Like they don't make

good movies, but you're a fan of their work. Rennie Harlan is my guy. He made Die Hard 2, The Long Kiss Goodnight, one of my favorite movies ever,

just due to how bad it is. Mind Hunters, fantastic. 12 Rounds with John Cena, one of the great WWE movies. Cliffhanger. Cliffhangeranger like all he does is schlock I guess it depends on what you

consider bad like uh one of my favorite directors for my entire life and I guess could fit into that category uh but I don't think he's a bad director at all I think he's brilliant I think what he's doing is brilliant satire but I would say John Waters you know but I think a lot of people have trouble watching John Waters films, but I'm a huge, huge, huge John Waters fan.

He's a great director. Yeah, but I mean, you know, you show Pink Flamingos to 10 people and 10 out of 10 are going to say it's a bad movie. It's a tough. Yeah, I was so I've seen all of the Alvin and the Chipmunk movies. And in the last one they made, John Waters has a cameo in it. And I don I don't know who that was for is one of the strangest cameos I've ever seen like Alvin is on the plane and John Waters is there as John Waters and it's like you're John Waters and I'm like who the fuck why is he here like it's great I love him that's awesome he's getting paid in a kids like in a kids movie that came out like 2016 like what is why is john waters it's sort of like the tuxedo with james brown like i'd love to know why that cameo like what was the choice that's one of my questions for kevin donovan still haven't heard back we're still waiting maybe one day i'm sure he's busy i uh oh go ahead jeff i was gonna ask gavin if he had a

favorite bad director i couldn't really think of one, could I? I was saying, like, Brett Ratner sucks, but I've enjoyed Rush Hour and stuff. Although, nah, like, X-Men 3 was a piece of dog shit. It wasn't even enjoyable. No, it wasn't. It was not good. Not good. So, last episode, we had Dodge the Bov.

That was a big game. Because this all started because, Jeff, you called me out. You said I didn't have the content. I wasn't, I didn't bring anything. So I wanted to make sure I had games for the next time we recorded. We did Dodge the Bov, game one. I got game two for you. This is an

exciting thing that I came up with. I gotta say that one minor throwaway joke I made just to get under your skin at the last minute right before I shut down the podcast and you couldn't retaliate has really bore fruit. No, I just wanted, you know what, you made me reflect, so I wanted to make sure I had games for this one, as stated.

I'm going to need some assistance immediately. Gavin, what was the name? Do you remember when you'd walk in the snow and you'd see if there were footprints of somebody died? Guess who's dead. Guess who's dead. This is Guess Who's dead round two guess who might be dead i think it was guess who might be dead round two the movie version so i was i was uh i don't know i don't remember where i was but i saw online an image for i guess anaconda

just turned 25 years old like within the last two weeks great as the 25th anniversary of that release and it is a fantastic movie and so i clicked it eric stoltz eats a bug and then he can't and then he just disappears in the movie he does but he lives yeah so this was the image they used for the article of anaconda has turned 25 years old i'll post it it right now. We're an audio show. I will describe it. It is J-Lo reaching out. Not really minimal effort. I would say at this point, an ice cube is surrounded

by an anaconda screaming in pain. Yeah, yeah. If you were to look at that photo, you would think definitively that there's no way that ice cube would get out of that situation. Yet he did. He survived. He survives in that

movie. So I figured I would take some photos. I blanked the name of the game, Gavin. Guess who might be dead? Guess who might be dead too. I have taken some moments from a movie. I will post the photo. I will describe the photo. I'll say the character name. Say the actor

name. And you can tell me if you think that they died or not. Okay. In that scene. In- well, not necessarily in that scene, it's a- it could be maybe later. So they just have to survive the movie or not? Survive the movie or not, but these are all moments in which you look at it, you go, ooh, that doesn't look too good, maybe they lived. What if a character comes back to life, does that count as they died?

Well, well, maybe. Uh, I don't know. We? Does that count as they died? Well, maybe. I don't know. We'll encounter that, I guess, when we encounter that. So the next one is Deep Blue Sea is the film. The character's name is Jim Whitlock, played by Stellan Skarsgård. He's got his hand out there, Big Shark. Big Shark looks like he's going to bite his hand.

Does he die? Does he live? Does he die? I'm going to say yes. Yes, he dies. He dies, yeah. I think just because almost every single person dies. I think, was LL Cool J in that one? Didn't he hide in a, wasn't he a chef?

He did. Yep, he's a chef. He's a parrot. He was. He was in that film. So everybody's saying that he lived, or he died, sorry. You think he's dead. That is correct. Everybody gets a point for Deep Blue Sea. Do you post the next screenshot of him actually being killed?

No, I don't because it's extremely graphic. All of the stuff that is related to his death. It's kind of a trend you'll find. The next movie we're pulling, a classic film, big franchise, Mission Impossible 1.

We have... Emilio we have jack harman played by amelio estevez in a film uh he's he's in an elevator the elevator gets hacked it's going up he's stuck on top of it the thing pops out does jack harman live killed by a guy in anaconda that is that is a pole he dies instantly right there he does he dies like three frames from now he does this is three it's free so everybody that's at this point for everybody yeah very free three frame death okay now we're gonna go to the next film on uh is he is he dead i like this game volume volume two you're a big fan of this game? Yeah. Okay. The next film is Jesus Christ Superstar. This fella's got himself in a real predicament.

Stuck out there. My question was so valid. The character name is Jesus Christ. And the character, the actor name, Ted Neely. Gavin, you go ahead and go. Andrew, was this the part of the show that you said we might have to cut? Yeah, yeah, it was. I mean, he dies for a while.

Yeah, I don't necessarily know how to answer this one. I think it could work both ways. I'm going to say yes. I think that's okay. I think that's correct. I think you all get points and that is the game. That is the end of round one

of Is He Dead 2, part two. Oh my God. You mean Guess Who Might Be Dead? Guess Who Might Be Dead volume two. That's what it was. I can't wait for us to play that again! Man! I wanted to make sure I had games, cause Geoff brought up that I didn't have a thing, so I wanted to make sure I had a thing!

Guess Who's Dead Volume 2! I was thinking of characters who have died and came back to life, like I was thinking... In my head of like Rachel Weisz in the second Mummy movie. And then you put up Jesus. I didn't know how to classify that one. I was generally just kind of excited to hear what you guys thought. Oh, God. I think it's a great game.

Oh, you really knocked it out of the park on that one. Thanks. I hope the religious audience doesn't cruc park on that one. Thanks. I hope the religious audience doesn't crucify you for it. Oh. Hey. Oh, man. I wanted to make sure I had a game. I just wanted to contribute, make sure. Oh, that tickled me.

Eric is live again. Are you streaming again, Eric? What do we got going on now? Oh, Eric just purchased a shirt. Are you fucking serious? Already? So they asked who wanted them, and I said all five of us. Yes.

So you should be getting confirmation email shortly. So we will be getting the f*** face anal passage marketing t-shirt. God damn it. That's the greatest thing. I just looked in the merch slack when you said, want to remake this shirt,

but make it say anal passage. And Tony just said, is that an official wish? Official wish. Wish granted. We got it. Oh, I got my confirmation email too. We should all have them now. We should all have that shirt very soon

this is what an insane way to come back to this show to have a merch piece to go up in half an hour and like yeah and by the time people hear this i don't think they can get it no it's gonna be a weird thing where we could open. This is genuinely a previously on episode. Yeah. Everything that they've listened to is an event that happened prior to that they cannot experience anymore. You know, when I was in London, I had a day where it was quite a sunny, gorgeous day. And I was walking around Hyde Park and just kind of taking in the greenery. And I got quite reflective thinking about the fact

that we had just done 100 episodes of F*** Face. And I was really nervous about episode 100. Turned out my fears were unwarranted. I was just like, anytime I'm working on a bit and my attention's a little divided,

I never know. I don't have a good handle on whether it was good or not. And so I think I immediately... It was one of those podcasts where I immediately hit up andrew and gavin and was like tell me it was good you know because i don't know and then so i was like wondering if people were gonna dig it or not and uh and then i was just thinking about like everything that we've done in 100 episodes and how it almost felt like a complete bookended story. And then I was thinking, what is

101 on gonna be like? And I really had no idea. I felt like, for a while there, I kind of had a handle on things, and then we're kind of entering into uncharted territory. It was like a process to get us to 100, and then you sit back and you're like, well, I don't know where the fuck we're going with this thing now.

Couldn't have guessed any of this. Yeah. Anal passage is Jesus die. Damn. It just keeps on. It's as much as it's a surprise to the audience. It is as much so to me as well. I didn't think I would puke one episode after. Like, as soon as we finished 100, my immediate thought wasn't I'm going to vomit next episode.

That would have been high on my face bingo card, actually, was you vomiting. Really? Yeah, that's pretty. That's like the fifth time an episode is ended that way. And it's still great every time. Best way to end an episode is with your audible discomfort. Did you have fun in Hyde Park? Yeah, dude, that place is awesome.

I like London a lot. Did you have as much fun as this? I don't know. I didn't remember. I'll? No. I didn't remember. I'll be honest. I don't remember doing that. You don't remember the pedal boat in High Fog? I guess I...

That must have been a million years ago. Eric brings up a great point of you are wearing two pairs of sunglasses, Jeff. There was probably a reason for that. Oh, that's so cute. July 2010. Look at us. So much younger. Ah, they weren't running the boats while I was there, but I walked right by that spot, actually.

Where does the time go? One of us aged well. We're almost at two years. Yeah, I think people figured out that 2037 would be episode 1000. Late summer, 2037 or 2037 or 2039 oh my god maybe 20 god i was i was reading the comments on episode 100 on the on the roosty site and somebody mentioned was like uh i don't know if i'll be around for episode 1000

because i'm almost 70 now but uh and i was like i And I was like, I messaged him and I'm like, you better fucking be around for episode 1,000. Like, I'll put some money into keeping you alive. But the idea that we have somebody who's listening to the show on purpose, who's almost 70,

just warms my fucking heart. And it just means that we appeal to all ages of degenerate. I love it. You think that's real? I assume so. I don't know. Why would somebody lie

about their age going that way? I don't know. You have doubt, Gavin? Yeah. I wonder who is the oldest listener? Well, let's get them a shirt and they can buy it and then we'll know who it is. We should get a shirt that says oldest listener, but only one person can buy it.

And they have to, if an older listener comes along, they have to mail it to that person. Oh, man. Oh, Gav, you know, another comment I saw that was pretty interesting. I know we talked about it last episode, but you told what has got to be a top five moment of all time on this show, which was your bloody pier story in Melbourne, Australia. The blood wind. The blood wind, yeah. And somebody said, that guy saw you alone on the pier

and was probably coming to rob you, and you got extremely lucky. And they peaced out of there because their plan was foiled. And I thought I kind of hope that's true. I kind of hope you dodged that bullet. If I was about to get mugged at nine in the morning on the pier in Melbourne.

Yeah, I mean it's possible and then the gust of wind saved me from like ten feet away. Divine intervention. Yeah, I saw that comment. It's pretty funny funny is there any other you don't have to say it is there any other stories like that that you've been on the fence about telling or is that it um i don't know it's hard to tell which ones i've told on the other

podcasts i mean that's fair yeah i have to like try and remember what i've told i just meant in general like that was a story that you had never told like that was just never been said before and yeah I'm probably not sitting on anything as heavy as that one yeah that's what I was curious about I'm trying to think if I because you I remember when we started the show I had like 30 you talking about Jeff like we're trying to get to 100 I think when we started I had an outline of 30 things that I felt confident I could talk about that could be like maybe be an episode like 30 episodes so the premise of us hitting 100 was definitely for me like how the fuck are we gonna like you just have to not tell a story every two episodes yeah or just like okay I've got 30 I feel really good about the next 30 I don't know what will come after that that's why things like the pencil trial at the time

we're like oh my god this is like an episode and this isn't part of the 30 yeah it's like a free one yeah like especially for me when I was first starting of like trying to get comfortability and doing this and having any confidence at all and like telling a story or just just talking in general on a show like this it was very much like I have this list of 30. I feel confident about this, but this is ideally going to last longer than 30 episodes. How are we going to make this work? So those opportunities would come up.

I remember one of the first episodes, like we were we established being terrible at intros and outros very early on in the show. I want to say like episode six. I opened is very early episode in the show. I want to say like episode six, I opened is very early episode. I mean, around there, episode six, I opened the show with the outro.

Like I, I was like, well, we're always bad at this. So we might as well just do it at the beginning. So we at least have a good outro. We could use absolutely terrifying. I think that's the first time in the show where I was like,

I'm going to do a thing without talking to you guys about it that I don't know. It's just like a funny idea in my head. Did we love it? Yeah, it in the show where I was like, I'm going to do a thing without talking to you guys about it that I don't know. It's just like a funny idea in my head. Did we love it? Yeah, it played well. But it was like I was so nervous in doing that. Like it was so scary. The premise of like holding the ball or like doing a thing that I hadn't already told a bunch of people and knew would work comedically.

We've really played with the medium when it comes to intros and outros. Like you did the outro at the beginning. We did the one where you did the intro at the end of the previous episode or something we threw the ball yeah like we feel like we've really innovated in the intro and outro space that was one of them where jeff and i or jeff's doing the intro and you're trying to stop him saying that there's already an intro for this one because you've done you've done like the legal trial on your own before we arrived so it's just you arguing with jeff for like five minutes yeah i we've done some great things i've swayed back and forth on the importance of intros and outros i feel like we're better at them now i think so i feel like it's sort of just a standard intro

standard outro eric you don't think we're better no i don No, I don't think there's been any improvement whatsoever. That was hard, hard indignation. Yeah, you could go back and listen to the beginning of this podcast and probably feel about the same as what they are now. I don't, like, played with the medium? What are you talking about? A little bit nonlinear. How? What are you talking about? A little bit non-linear. How? Of intros and outros?

I feel like we've done some things that... Like you're trying to start the podcast in media res? Like, what are you talking about? Like, what? Played with the... We've done great things and innovated. Out of control. This is outrageous.

I think we got some of the most advanced intros no we've not got bog standard intros right mainly thanks to andrew i think that's undeniable that would be the issue right what you said and what i said are the same thing oh yeah i think i've moved quite a bit. I don't fight the intro anymore. I no longer do that. There's a period of time which I thought the intro

was completely unnecessary. Why? Well, okay. I think with this show specifically, you have zero context for anything that ever happens. Like, we don't set up. It's not like a singular...

Are we in season one again? Is it possible to go from season four to season one? Then we'll be really playing with a medium of seasons. We're regressing. Oh, my God. Eric, did you fix the site, by the way, to display our... Oh, yeah, fucking right.

Dude, the amount of work. Oh, this is insane. All you got to do is just file them into different seasons. We should just pay a kid to fix the whole thing in like 72 hours like I'll do it give me give me permission to organize face into seasons on our site and I'll do it yeah go for it

you got okay permission hey permission granted I didn't sign a verbal permission I did the sign of the cross congratulations you're now deemed eligible to go on in and fix some stuff. Go nuts, buddy. God bless.

It's like giving a child a toy car wheel and telling him he's driving is what just happened. Go have fun. Yeah, do some laps. I'll be here. He gave me verbal permission. I'm sorry. God damn. Hey, by the way, Andrew, we haven't talked about it about it but how i oh time to give the dog his pill uh how are you uh enjoying this season of survivor i keep

meaning to ask you yeah it's been great i think overall uh like a few hit or miss episodes uh but i think generally speaking it's been a really good season. It's a huge improvement on season 41. I feel like they took every new mechanic and tweaked it and improved it. Well they filmed them both at the same time so like I just think like it has yeah like the cast. I don't understand so they have the shot in the dark mechanic

and one of the more recent episodes Jeff Probst was like we've changed it from a 1 and 6 to a 2 and 12 and I was like well what's the point I don't understand why you've done yeah I think it's the same odds I don't I don't get why they they flip that what I'm excited about take it back to where we started they are now like CBS is doing a version of the challenge that is like a team of survivor contestants a team of big brother a team of the challenge like it's a show where it's like

different groups like clearly defined. Jonathan, who's on this season of Survivor, is 100% going to be on The Challenge, and I cannot wait to see that. He'll be so great on that show. It's just such a perfect fit for him. I don't know why he wouldn't, and I don't know why they wouldn't ask him. The guy's a beast.

Are you watching this season, Gav? Are you finally catching up? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that he said that because there was two tribes before, wasn't there? So there would have had to have been a one in six chance, but now everyone's merged, so it's like a two in... He's saying that the odds are the same, but there's more. Yeah, I guess we've never seen a scenario where five people have attempted the shot in the dark

at the same time. Yeah. He's got to be the most physically dominant contestant in the history of Survivor, right? I mean, Ozzy was really good. He does entire tribe challenges on his own. He was throwing people. He just does everything himself and wins.

It's like everyone else is irrelevant. He did that one challenge in the water where they just had to shut the challenge down. He did it by himself, and then everybody else was drowning. And then there was that one just recently where the other team had four balls in the hoop, and his team had none so he just climbed out of the water and threw five balls in and it was over that episode where he and mike are like having that i

don't know i feel like maybe we even talked about this already but having that conversation they're bonding over how hard it is to have muscles yes yeah that's why i'm so glad you brought that up one of i think the funniest things in survivor ever has been this season that Mike keeps putting himself in the same category as Jonathan. I love it. And he always does it. He's like, yeah, they always target the big guys like Jonathan and I. And it's like, you are not you're in a different league. I really liked the guy who went home, but he kept dropping shit and losing shit. And he dropped Mike's idol on and losing shit and he like dropped my on the floor i was like you never gave it to me i gave it back to you it was just on the floor

in the open my favorite challenge thing like as far as dominant people on the show goes there's this guy named james who was in a bunch of seasons who had the fantastic job as grave digger and he was just jacked and they had this challenge where you're in the water and the idea was you had two poles and you'd have two people in the water hold the poles and the person would step on one and then move to the other and the person with the pole like they just keep moving so you'd go like one step at a time one person held you up james was so strong that he could just carry the person the whole way so like somebody would hop on the pole and then he'd lift it and he'd just walk across to the

other side and they'd hop off as opposed to the other team having to do it properly so they like never did that challenge again or they tweaked it i think they changed it in some way because he just he broke it they didn't expect anybody being so strong, and they just finished it immediately. It's a great season. Yeah, it's fun to watch. We're a reality TV show podcast. Oh, is that the new phase we are? We're a reality TV show.

I guess we kind of always start with it. Yeah, well, we're above. I guess we're done with Bovril. Yeah, unless Andrew wants to try a hot Bovril. I will try it next time. All right. I feel like we extracted more joy out of Bovril than, uh, probably the collective, uh, population of Earth using it as actual sustenance.

You might be right. Bovril should pay us. Yeah, Andrew, have you been in contact with Bovril? I have not been in contact with Bovril. Should I be in contact with Bovril? Well, maybe get something going. I don't know if, uh, what I've done with the Bovril product. Oh my God.

I just had a great idea. Okay. had a great idea great idea think about this shirt that says barbara drinker no no no we're not it's not some shitty merchandise okay sell people here's an idea what did we used to be we used to be an apple podcast right for a time and we we flirt with apples occasionally we're obviously we're medium uh cosmic crisp fans uh what do people like to do in the fall with apples cider they like to bob for apples what if you have bovroling for apples you get like a big drum you fill it with you fill it with bovril and you have to bob for apples no put your arms behind your head and dunk your head into Bovril and pull out an apple. Boving for apples. Boving for apples.

That's an experience to RTX. It doesn't matter that there's COVID or whatever. Everyone should be boving for apples in the same juice. I don't want to go in someone else's Bov. We have got to at some point in our collective future, Bov for apples.

Bovril might have some antiseptic properties that we don't know about. That's true. I would Bov for Apples. Bovril might have some antiseptic properties that we don't know about. That's true. I would Bov for Apples. I think you and I, Jeff, could make a supplemental where we Bov for Apples. I think that's a great idea.

You also, speaking of supplementals, you also need to make Gavin's Italian pizza in my fucking backyard. Yeah, got to clear out the spiders and scorpions

and that. Yeah, we can do that. Oh, man. Okay. I got excited. You brought up Cosmic Crisps. I have one.

I'm going to wash away. Yeah, we all do. Everybody's got one in their fucking fridge right now, right? We're waiting a year to eat them. Well, yeah, I do. But I mean, like, I have one that I can eat now. I bought Cosmic Crisps over the weekend. I'll be honest, I forgot to put

mine in the fridge. God damn it. I might just need half of yours, Jeff. Yeah, that's fine. You can have half of mine. I doubt I'll get through it one year from now. When are we supposed to do that? I wrote the date on my apple, so I'll have to... Yeah, well, fucking obviously, I meant what

date? Alright, hold up. Let me go check my apple, and I'll tell you. I'll what date. All right, hold up. Let me go check my apple, and I'll tell you. I'll be right back. Andrew, when does the redemption year end? Well, year two, right? Did you just take a bite of an apple? Yeah, I did. Yeah, you didn't hear him.

He's clearing his palate with a... Well, I didn't think he was actually doing it, and then you asked him a question, and I heard the biggest horse- style chomp. I take horse bites. I love apples. What can I say? I'm trying to get the beef out of my mouth, Eric. Go beefy in here.

The beef is what lingered, not all the salad cream. What was the pop that you didn't have? Coke. What was the one popsicle? The Coca-Cola one. That's sad, but now you can enjoy that one. I don't. I'm done with popsicles for a while. Oh, that's sad. But now you can enjoy that one, you know? I don't. I'm done with popsicles for a while. Oh, it ruined popsicle?

Oh, I'm sorry. That's sad. It absolutely ruined popsicles for a little bit. I got some good news and some bad news. Oh, no. December 9th, 2022 is the date we need to do it. Oh, that. I picked out, I have a Ziploc bag with my apple in it,

and it says in Sharpie, do not open until Decembercember 9th 2022 uh however when i picked that up out of the back of my fridge the apple sort of collapsed in on itself and it is a big mushy crab apple-y looking mess we are going to get very very sick when we eat what happened you try was it not ice uh clean when it went in it was clean and sealed. Jeff has a fucked up fridge. I do have a fucked up fridge. We need to talk about the, why do we trust him? What's

your apples condition, Andrew? My apples condition? Let me, what's in the fridge downstairs? Oh, you don't like changing floors. You want me to go run and see? Yeah, why don't you run and see? I'll go check, I'll go check. It is so mushy. i like this because it's sort of the halfway point yeah that doesn't bode well maybe when i get the new fridge

in 17 years i can put another one in and try it try it again oh my god it looks heinous did you place the order for a new fridge yeah i talked about on the podcast didn't i yeah i just don't remember if you pulled the trigger or not oh i pulled the fucking trigger that's why i get it next next next february on the next go yeah just in time for this thousand maybe we should have a Yeah, I just don't remember if you pulled the trigger on it or not. Oh, I pulled the fucking trigger. That's why I get it next February. On the next... Yeah, just in time for episode 1,000. Maybe we should have a bit of food that we keep for episode 1,000. Do you have any food that you'd want to buy now and eat in 17 and a half years?

Yeah, I'm sure I do. Like a tin of beans or something? Probably keep? What if we... What if we bury... What if we do a... What if we do like a 10-year bean hole? Maybe a biohazard.

Put signs on it. So I have a confession to make. Oh. I have some good news and I have some bad news. So during the time in which... Remember how I said I had that stretch for like a month and a half where I injured my ankle really badly? Yeah, you were in bed for like a month. Yeah, so one of those times during that stretch, I was really hungry.

And I didn't feel like I was both hungry and thirsty. And I thought I can't go get food. And I don't want to. Walking to the sink is difficult. Like even that is painful. I took the Cosmic Crisp that we were holding on for a year. And I ate it. I ate it that evening under the plan of I will immediately buy another.

And then just replace it. And it will be the same. You can't be trusted to do anything. I have not been able to find Cosmic Crisps until Sunday when I bought the Bovril. So the bag of Cosmic Crisps I have are for the next iteration of the one year wait. So even after Jeff's description of his apple, yours is in worse condition. Mine is, yes. It is in the Canadian sewer.

It is somewhere. It is long gone. So out of the three of us, I'm the only one who can follow fucking directions. Well, I followed the directions. I just got thirsty and it was very late. Well, I knew it fell apart, Jeff. So we got nothing. It's still in the bag and it's still, it's just mushy.

It's still an apple. We're still going to eat it. Yeah, we'll keep yours in, and I'm throwing mine in. I'm throwing mine in. I'm going to tell you right now, you two motherfuckers just hard, hard salad creamed our apple experiment. No. Both of you. I think Andrew salad creamed it because he deliberately ate it.

And what did you do? You didn't even start step one. I think you're much worse than I am. Mine was originally on my desk at work, and then I was like, oh, I never put it in the fridge. Went to get it. It's gone. Did you take it?

Did someone take it? No. I never put it in. I even stopped myself. I think I told the story. I stopped myself from superglueing it to your desk because I was in the process of doing it, and then I thought, oh, he might need this,

and I don't want to ruin a Cosmic Crisp. So I treated it with respect, much like the competition. All right. Well, I can start at the same time as Andrew. Yeah. Well, we'll have three different iterations. You got the one year apple and we'll have the whatever, seven months or whatever it is. Well, let's be fair.

Jeff has to put his in again anyway. No, we'll just eat what's left of what? I mean, it might be apple soup by then, but we'll eat it. Nick has a good point. Salmon creaming involves an action. No, we'll just eat what's left of what. I mean, it might be apple soup by then, but we'll eat it. Nick has a good point. Salad creaming involves an action. Gavin didn't get that fall with the apple. I saw it as pre cream.

I don't want to talk pre cream right now. My stomach is in a bad way. Why is my doorbell ringing? Andrew, you didn't send me anything, did you? I didn't send you anything. Henry's pissed. Eric says that's the wrap-up bell. Yeah, I agree with that, and I think I should get credit for confessing

to my crimes. Yeah, it was very honest of you, and I think you would have continued lying to us for the next eight months had we not brought it up. It was a very... When you asked me to check the status of my apple, there was a little bit of a panic. I like that you went anyway. No, I leaned back in my chair, and I just kept eating the apple I was eating.

And then I almost choked on it, I almost started coughing from it. So wait, was it in your bedroom fridge? It was, yeah, it's in my bar fridge. Because when you said you were going to go downstairs and check, I was like, well how did he get to it then? That was the thing, yeah, well no, it was, that was all, I left it in there. But this one I will not touch. It's a promise. What if you wreck your ankle again? I will die. will die of thirst before i touch that cosmic crisp i like that you went for the apple for the for the liquid in it that's why i went because they're so fucking

juicy i was thirsty it was more thirsty than hungry and i didn't i didn't have anything to so we'll we'll do this experiment again and just hope that for the span of 365 days Andrew doesn't get slightly inconvenienced or thirsty at any point no it was let's be fair I couldn't walk let's be fair that describes half of your year no this is a different thing

I was this is different dude you almost ended up bedridden again cause you got too excited to stand up to get in line last week. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't. I was fine. Like, there was no issue.

That was just a tweak. This was a different thing. Eric wants the podcast to be over. There needs to be, yeah, I agree, but there needs to be some fucking ramifications for people going forward who salad cream this Apple experiment. Accountability.

Nick is right. I feel like I was very accountable. I would argue I was the most accountable here. You cost us five months of an experiment. No. Because you're thirsty for apples. What about this? I'll put mine in now, and I'll leave it two years.

It's not supposed to be good for two years. It's only supposed to be good for a year. I'll leave it for a year. Well, it doesn't sound like it's good for a year anyway. Not in my whack-ass fridge, that's what it is. I like you're coming at us for fucking screwing up the experiment and then you've had a faulty fridge. I got a fucking- I got an apple in a fridge right now that's been there since December 9th of last year. So I can put it in any fridge. Do I need to plug the fridge in? You have a broken fridge.

There have been three different levels of effort and the result is the same for everyone there's no apple to eat no i got an apple we're gonna eat we're just gonna die eating it you're gonna eat a bag of mush it's already it's already collapsed and exposed we are going to eat a bag of mush we you and i together you already said so before you knew it was gross. You've already agreed. Maybe you can put it in the next bean hole. It's like, I don't know, do like an apple dish? Maybe we'll bob for mush. No, that's interesting.

Bob for mush. Oh, man. Yeah, we'll throw it in with the bobbing for apple, and if you get that one, you lose in a lot of ways. All right. Well, yeah, I guess we'll talk to you next time. Tell people or don't. Listen again, maybe.

Buy some shit or don't. Whatever. I'm putting the same amount of effort into the outro that Andrew put into the... Well, rather, I should say that Gavin put into the Apple contest. So, see you next week. I think that was a great outro. We won't or... Who gives a fuck?

We'll be here. I don't know. We'll be here. Probably. Maybe we won't. I don't know. We'll be here, probably. Maybe we won't. I don't know. I hope so.

Tune in to find out, or don't tune in to find out. We'll never know. Bye. Really playing with the medium there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey guys, regular fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Do you know Jeff co-stars in another podcast about theme parks? Gavin tells everyone about his favorite podcast called Annual

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