Regulation Podcast - What is Weather? // There's Money in the Leaf Game [154]

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxaustin.com for tix and info Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16 and RTX www.RTXaustin.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. The rhythm. The rhythm of. What car are you? And would I find you in your yard if I dug deep enough? How far would I have to? That's a heavy question to ask somebody. What type of engine are they? What kind of car are they? What type of car they are. What kind of car? Hold on a second.

Hold on a second. Hello and welcome to another episode of F*** Face. Episode 155. My name is Geoff Ramsey. With me as always, Gavin Free, Andrew Patton. What kind of car are you? I thought this was 154. It is 154.

What did I say? I think five. Hello, welcome to the Facebook podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. As always, Gavin Free, Andrew Patton. This is episode 154. Let's go. What kind of car are you?

Are you asking the audience or are you asking one of us? I'm asking you. Oh, asking me? I don't know. Is a golf cart a car? A golf cart? Sure. Yeah, sure. I think it's a car in GTA. Yeah, sure. I think I'm a golf cart a car? A golf cart? Sure. Yeah, sure.

I think it's a car in GTA. Yeah, sure. I think I'm a golf cart. Okay. And Eric, what kind of car are you? I am a 1972 Chevy Nova Matt Black. She wish. That's me.

That's a pretty fucking nice car, dude. Yeah. If I had all the money in the world, like it no object that's the car i would buy i have a whole thing where if i was like super super rich i would buy a hundred of those and i would drive them off a cliff every day and jump out and parachute down to safety and then have a helicopter pick me up i have like a whole plan i have like a whole plan for like what i'd listen to and like how it would go that That's great. Gavin, what type of car are you? Probably a Reliant Robin. Reliant Robin.

Can you send three wheels? What is a Reliant Robin? It's the three-wheeled one, right? That always tilts when you turn too fast. Oh, yeah. There we go. Yeah. I mean, they don't actually roll over.

You have to kind of mess with them to make them do that, but you're not you're not feeling like you're uh more of a rugged robin like a rugged robin it's oh it's the military version if we ever have a face car can it be that that's pretty cool that's incredible it's so cool and the bonus part is that you look so cool in it don't you think that could be you i wish i don't think i'm cool that's definitely gavin that's a that's what that's which personality is that gavin who's oh that's definitely errol's car my errol's car okay i would say i i get out out of the Reliant Robin and Errol gets into the Rugged Robin. And Nick, what kind of car are you? Oh, God, I wish I had something that cool.

I have the 1967 Ford Mercury Cougar. That's such a nice car. That's a classic, baby. What is the car that Charlie Sheen went into when he got killed, when he died? Wait, what? What car was that? It's a movie. It's like The Spirit, maybe.

What's that movie called? It's a great, dumb movie. Is it like The Phantom? The Phantom! That sounds right. Is it The Wrath? Yeah. The Wraith?

The Wraith! I think it's the wraith dies and then he possesses a car and he gets revenge on the people that killed him what car is that that's a great car it should possess a rolls royce wraith i don't think it's that have you not seen this movie anybody here outside of eric oh i definitely oh man this movie it's so good it's should we should dude. Should we put it on the list? I think it's in contention. I don't know that it's a list.

It could be a list movie. It's pretty cool. What is that? I'm not saying we should watch it, but I think it's definitely on the list. It's worth talking about at some point. It's so sick. It's such a dumb movie.

It is. It's real fucking dumb. It's like real fucking dumb. I never heard of that movie. What? Yeah. I would love to throw down a cool car, like maybe even the car I drive,

but if I'm being honest with you guys, I think I'm this. I think I'm a Jeep Grand Wagoneer with wood paneling. With wood paneling. I think it's definitely the wood paneling, man. Yeah, absolutely. Sturdy. Sturdy wood paneling. A lot of room in there there were you in a lot of those as a youngin uh no more than anybody else but i have been in them before

i definitely am extremely fond of that car is there a car that you when you think about being a kid and being driven around like going to like do errands with your parents or whatever is there a car that like you identify that with like it's like very like tied to you being in like the back seat or like the front seat yeah voxel astra a what a voxel astra a voxel astra yeah you need to send one voxel boxel voxel voxel dude i think me and nick are talking about like the same car it is uh like a mid 80s oh whoa gavin that's a whoa that's a good that is oh yeah imagine that but like a navy blue yeah uh that was uh that was also where i gained all of my love for the 80s because it was all the all that my parents had on tape was just 80s music

this is i mean yeah it's like me and nick said pretty much the same car it's a mid-80s honda civic four-door sedan and yes you're thinking thinking Honda Civic like it will be, oh, yeah, you know, like an early 2000s Honda Civic. No, no. They used to be very different cars. And that is, man, that is like where I gained consciousness. Like I became sentient in the backseat of an 87 Honda Civic. I would have to say this car. A 1972 Ford Courier pickup.

Awesome. Wow, that's so American. That is a good one. God, yeah, that's so American. My dad drove one of those. That actually, that car became a hand-me-down to me. It was my first car when I turned 16, and it was awesome, except that the driver's side door fell off.

So my dad had it hooked up. So you couldn't open the driver's side door. It was held on with a twisted coat hanger. So you had to get in through the passenger side. And by the time it got to me, the floorboard on the driver's side had completely fallen through. So you couldn't drive it in the rain or you would get splashed. It's so good.

There you go. What about you, Andrew? I don't I'm terrible with car names. So it's what my childhood car that I think about is very similar to sort of what you like the color that you posted with like the body of what Eric posted. I wish I knew. Oh, maybe I'll do some research on this. Figure that out. But wow.

What an unexpected turn. What cars we are. I love that. If your car you essentially were driving in a Flintstones vehicle. It sounds like Jeff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Did you ever Flintstone it? No, I never did. I was I had a there was a there was a girl on my street who I was friends with who would sometimes get a ride to school with me. And she was so embarrassed to ride in my car that she we worked out ahead of time. She was like, I'll ride to school with me and she was so embarrassed to ride in my car that we worked it out ahead of time. She was like, I'll ride to school with you

but when we get to the school I get to lay my head down and nobody gets to see me in the car. And she would hide in my truck on the way to school every day

as soon as we got close to the high school just so nobody saw her get in and out of my car. Well, I hope it wasn't raining because it sounds like she gets puddled in the face if she was leaning down too high.

I took the bus on rainy days. That's fantastic. Do you want to see a thing that I've got? I would love to see a thing that you've got. I've got some found footage. What? Oh my God.

He's streaming. He's going, we got to watch like a live feed. I didn't, I thought you were just going to have like a clip. It is, but it's bigger than 25 megs and we still don't have nitro. Oh, this looks like old found footage. We went over 25 megs so we still don't have nitro. Oh, this looks like old-fashioned footage. We went over this. Eric won. We don't need nitro.

Yeah, I won. Don't worry about it. Well, no. Jeff just posted like three videos, but it's fine. I win. Can everyone see this? Yeah.

Yeah, this is footage from 2008, almost 15 years to the month ago. Here we go. It's raining. Are you filming? Uh, no, my friend is filming this. Okay. Oh, look at your fucking bow chickaballa.

Oh! Oh! This is your character! This is... Stuart the Bumbling Customer. Nice shirt. What is Stuart looking for here?

This is so great! This is awesome! Gavin, you're like Mr. Bean. This is so good. This is awesome. Gavin, you're like Mr. Bean. This is fucking great. This is so fucking funny, dude. This is so... You're so like... The way you're doing it is so like nonchalant.

This is so, like, nonchalant. This is so good. Well, you know, Gavin grew up... Gavin's from the same town as Mr. Bean, so maybe it's, like, a local thing. Yeah. Oh, he had a different shirt. This is a completely different store. Yeah, this is actually three different days. Apparently, I had a Bow chick at Bow Wow shirt,

a griff pull shirt. And I think this is a shirt for Jason Saldana's old band. Visitors, yeah. Wow. Crazy. That's crazy. Oh, man. I never want to see Stuart the Bumbling customer

in a store in person. But watching the footage of him was thrilling. He's a real pain in the ass. I found so much joy there. It's quite early, Stuart. I would say Stuart escalated the antics as the years went on until he died maybe a couple years later.

Wow. He died. Yeah, we need to get the tombstones. We talked about this. We gotta find a grave spot for stewart and errol yeah i'll try and find some more stewart i bet there's a there's a ton more that was a great video that was an awesome video did uh you guys see the video that was sent to us earlier in the week no you didn't no you did you. You commented on it. You're the only one that commented on it. TPG emailed us something.

Oh, right. And a video. One of the best videos I've seen in a long time. It made my night. I don't know if we want to... It would be a pain in the ass to insert the audio of it, but what a video. It is... It's called A Spring Guy

And it can be viewed here Yeah, I talked to him about it ahead of time He's fine with us using Oh, you talked to him about it? You guys ready? This is from TPG, A Spring Guy I used to be a real summer guy I used to be a real winter kid

But now that I'm back in the northeast, I think I'm really becoming... a spring guy. You see, there's something wonderful about spring. Looking at all the little leaves coming back. Oh, look. My grass is still there. It's a thrill. It's got me thinking a lot about the seasons. It's got me thinking a lot about the seasons.

It's got me thinking a lot about weather. And I asked myself the other day when I was walking, checking out trees, are sunsets and sunrises weather? Are they no different than a rainstorm?

After all, what is weather if not nature's majesty? So my question for you, bros, are sunsets or sunrises weather

like rain? Or does it even matter? Does it even matter? That's a great way to end. so people just listening to Dottie it was a slow pan of a sunset of trees it's like the ending of a John Hughes movie very strong John Hughes vibes

I love that he just makes these and sends them to us sometimes it made my evening I was so happy to see it it was so good I think it's an important thing to answer. Yeah, and I commented on the unlisted YouTube link. The only comment was from the Slow Mo Guys account saying, Yeah, dude. Is sunsets and sunrises weather or no?

I don't think so. I don't think that's how that works. No. Yeah, definitely not. But I would say a good sunset is weather. Yeah. So a regular sunset is not weather, but a good sunset is weather. Well, the act of the sun setting isn't weather because it happens every day for everyone.

But sometimes there's just some gnarly cloud in front of it. The oranges and the reds. That's not weather, dude. That's just gravity. Cloud is weather? But that's not the sunset. That's cloud. The cloud is the weather.

The cloud is separate from... The sun setting is different to the total sunset. That's like saying, is a frog a car? Because they both go. It's great. A frog isn't a car, but if it is on top of a car, then it may in fact be a car. I mean, I just think Tim had a great point

where what is weather if not nature's majesty. Yeah, it's great. That's fantastic. Did you consider that no i didn't hadn't considered it's a great counterpoint i think my favorite counterpoint is does it even matter i don't think it does this is truly a video created a man going by a man going stir crazy with three small children in a home in the American Northeast. Like he is going nuts inside of a house and going, what is weather? Is it sunset? This is what happens when you have kids and live in the cold.

It genuinely brought me so much joy to see that i get so excited whenever we get a tpg email and a video oh so good dude that was brilliant i like that the email was just called a spring guy and started hi bros i gotta say man there is nobody else at least in my experience in my 47 years on earth i've never met anybody else quite like tpg he is he is in every way a snowflake he is individual man i knew i knew that i was really on to someone different when i heard that sometimes he talked to gavin and gavin liked him sometimes he talked to Gavin and Gavin liked him. Yeah. That's like the highest bar to set.

I felt the same way because he's somebody who has to bug me a lot about various brand stuff. That's never a great relationship between anyone. For some reason, me and him, it just works. It's great. He's so good.

He's fantastic. I wonder if he knows how unique he is i think he does hell of a guy yeah dude i went to rewatch that video last night and i didn't expect that and it cracked me up once again. I laughed so hard seeing you comment. Oh, that's brilliant. He is great. That is great. Hey, I've been doing, I've been trying a new thing that I wanted to bring up to you guys and then I wanted to see if you also had any interest in trying it.

Okay. Just to see like what the differences would be. So I've been, you know, I have a lot, I used to have a lot of my ideas in the shower but for whatever reason I've been, you know, I have a lot, I used to have a lot of my ideas in the shower, but for whatever reason, I don't anymore. And then I had a period in my life where I would wake up at like four in the morning with an idea and I'd have to write it down.

And I don't do that anymore. But now I find I have most of my like ideas for stuff right after I wake up in the morning. So this week I've been, I've made it a point to write down the first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning. So this week, I've been, I've made it a point to write down the first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning. Like my phone is next to me in my bed.

And so the second I wake up and I realize I'm awake, I pick up my phone and then I write down the first thing that comes to my mind. Waking thoughts, yeah. And so I've got four for you I was going to share

and then I was going to see if you guys wanted to go ahead and try. Yes. If you wanted to try it as well okay my first thought I had I had this on Monday morning when I woke up the first thing that came into my mind was I wish

my nickname was T-bone and if it was if it was I would get a tattoo of a T-bone and then I thought if I get the tattoo of a T-bone do then I thought, if I get the tattoo of a T-bone, can I back door into the nickname? Would you

think so? Because Jeff has so many tattoos. I feel like it would be... Jeff, if you get a T-bone tattoo and you want me to start calling you T-bone, I'm in. I think I do. I think I want to be called T-bone. I don't know why. What about G-Bone?

That's exactly what I was going to say, Gavin. It could morph into G-Bone, which got me thinking, and now we're going to take a bit of an aside for a second. If you guys could pick your own nickname, what would you pick? Oh, man. You don't have to answer right now. It could be homework, because you want to think, because this is how you're going going to you're choosing to self-identify to people for the rest of your life. So like, what would you determine your nickname to be?

Just something to think about. Maybe for. It's not going to be Raymond. Not that much. Cross that off the list. Yeah, I don't think I'd go with Errol. Yeah. Like people call you Gavino.

And Millie used to call you you Millie spent her entire childhood calling you Gaver. But like if you got to pick, what would you call yourself? I feel like it's so tough to come up with a nickname for yourself that comes like that's a good one. Yeah. Like the G bone, a T bone scenario. It's a very rare occurrence.

I feel like you guys were throwing out like, oh, Raymond and Errol and like regular names. But like you wouldn't go with something like Taskmaster you know what I mean like you wouldn't go like way further hmm I think I don't know that example specifically feels tough yeah so it should be along the lines of T-Bone

along the lines yeah or like whatever like I knew a guy in high school everybody called it doesn't have to be steak related but like although I realized I was about. Like I knew a guy in high school everybody called Prime Rib. It doesn't have to be steak related, but like, although I realized I was about to say, I knew a guy in high school

everybody called him meat. That's a good nickname. Hey, what's up, meat? Why were all of your dudes just like one word? Like porch and meat? Well, I wasn't friends with porch.

Porch scared the hell out of me. Fester. I just thought people had beat me up in the past. Do you think Fester or Porch have messaged you on Facebook in the last 10 years? I don't think Fester and Porch know my name, and I hope they don't.

I also don't know if either of those dudes are still alive, to be honest with you. They look like they were living pretty hard and fast and rough. Okay. Well, anyway anyway something to think about next Tuesday morning the first thing I thought of when I woke up is all exit signs should be changed to just say leave

I don't know why that is the first thing that popped into my head I would rather see a sign that says leave than exit I feel like it's more it's got more punch to it. An emergency leave? Yeah. Ooh, I like emergency lever.

Yeah. Pull something like that. I like that. I like that combination. On Wednesday, my first thing that popped into my head was just hot dogs. Just hot dogs. Just really?

Not eating them, not making them. Just them. Just thinking of a hot dog and Not eating them, not making them. Just them. Just thinking of a hot dog and a bun. That's what I woke up thinking about. I wasn't even really craving them. I just wanted hot dogs. Hot dogs. I had a hot dog issue happen recently.

There's a food truck festival that happens like once a month that I get excited to go to. And there's this barbecue one that's great. And the first time I went to it, they had hot dogs. And so I wanted to try the hot dog and i typically only like like ketchup on my hot dog i'd say generally and i uh i know in chicago there's that place that like they hate you if you ask for ketchup

i don't remember what that store is called but i've created this in line for the hot dog i created this scenario in my head where because they're barbecue people they would share the same opinions and they would look down upon me if i asked for ketchup on my hot dog but i don't like anything else on it so i just planned on ordering it plain was my workaround and so i got to the front and they're like what do you want and i was like i'll have a i'll have a plain hot dog please and the woman behind the counter looked And I was like, I'll have a plain hot dog, please. And the woman behind the counter looked visibly alarmed.

It was so much worse than if I would have just said ketchup. And she was like, you want a plain hot dog? And I was like, yep, plain hot dog, please. And she's like, okay, plain hot dog. And so they made it. And then the guy went to give it to me. And he's like, so you don't even want ketchup on this? And at that point, I was so committed to the plain hot dog i like i just plan on putting ketchup on it when i got home i

was like nah just a plain i'll keep it plain so i i went with the plain hot dog out of fear they would think i was weird or like would look down upon me for the ketchup and it was so much worse they thought i was truly a psychopath for ordering there was so much judgment i did and my attempt to avoid being the weird guy i was in fact the weird guy with my hot dog my plain hot dog i went to uh kentucky recently with dan and we just went to a restaurant that was like walking distance from a hotel which i feel like everywhere i go that's like that i end up walking down a big like grass berm with just like a highway next to it

but we ended up at this restaurant Dan got some fries and then he was like can I have some mayo and the woman just like looked so confused and then walked away to get some and then halfway to the kitchen she

turned around and came back and was like, I'm sorry. I'm just going to go and get you your mayo. But I have to ask, like, what's it for? A damn assignment. Put on my chips. And she was like that. OK.

And then I think she was like at her core, deeply disturbed by the idea of dipping your chips in ketchup. I mean, in mayo. Yeah, the American South doesn't do that. Yeah. It's a pretty popular thing in England. I think it's probably more accessible in North America, like North North America, too. I think it's more common, but it is. It is definitely it's a it's ketchup or nothing in the South, pretty much.

My kind of place, it sounds like. Big ketchup guy. The last thought I had, I woke up this morning, and the first thing that popped into my head, this was a more complicated thought, so I guess I'm getting better at capturing my actual deeper thoughts. Do you know how the Inuit have 50 words for snow? Yeah.

I feel like, f*** face, we're developing that many words for f***ing up. With salad creaming and gregging and f*** face. It's like, I feel like we're going to be, we're zeroing in where we've developed, we're going to develop 50 different ways, intricate ways to describe exactly the way a person fucks up yeah we should we should count how many do we have at least three but i bet there's yeah i mean we got wilford brimley we got brimley in it oh we got another one yeah yeah there's probably twice as many as we can initially think of. The history of this show. Yeah. The audience will fill it in.

But anyway, that's something to think about. We're really dialing in. I wrote one down the other morning. This was also right after I woke up. And I don't really know why I wrote in my face notes. Because I just don't know what context this would be brought up. I just wrote, there's money in the leaf game I think I think what I was thinking is how have so many people gotten so rich by just selling leaves like just shit that like like lettuce

like the amount of different leaf industries that there are is unbelievable almost every plant you can sell so you're saying that maybe we should get out of jeff's idea of poison doing the next poison and maybe we need a leaf is the direction we should go in there might be more success in leaves yeah i think i was just like thinking of the supermarket and how much how much of it is you're buying different leaves and that sort of connects to to jeff's leave sign i think this is all can i think we need to pursue the leaf thing there's something in the air with leaves right next to leave is leaves and it's like one door to get out one door to salad can we maybe instead of having signs to just say leave maybe they need to be universal because not everybody speaks english maybe it should just be a picture of a leaf and that should be the

that's how you know if we get out for exit yeah it makes sense though because outside is leaves exactly does it make sense it's where they naturally live what do you mean andrew i think if you put a sign of a leaf over a lot of doorways, I don't think people are going to interpret that as leave. This way to leaf? Yeah. I don't think they're auto-filling all that. This is genius.

Nick is right because there's that phrase, like Nick just put in the chat, make like a tree and leave. It even makes more sense. I'm such a big fan of a thought process that is four steps removed from what the initial thing is. So no one could really follow the logic, but you could kind of see how they got there almost. Why don't we, this is truly that. RTX, just put up a load of, I'm sure this is, I'm sure this complies with code.

Cover up all the exit signs with leaves and see what happens. Listen, in the museum, in the museum, we can do that. We can control the museum. I was thinking, you know what else we should do in the museum? We should hang no scrumping signs everywhere. Yeah. It's important. Not as a part of the

display, but as a like, hey, keep your fucking hands to yourself. But isn't scrumping just apples? Yeah, but we gotta make sure. You never know. In face lore, it could be anything. Scrumping is now synonymous with stealing in general, I think. Got it. Oh, man. We could try

and get that on the code of conduct for the convention. Oh, that's a very good idea. Let me pop into... Yeah, let me get into a Slack conversation real quick because i'm gonna throw that out of it and be like hey make sure this is in there thank you yeah i've been hey gav can i ask you a question for some advice do you know how like you're from you're it's okay yeah you know how you're from england and when you're in england you shit better than

when you're in america and you always talk about how like when you come to america your shits are like way worse uh i'm going to italy for uh for vacation next week and um i'm gonna be there for a couple weeks and i got to thinking how are italian shits because you spend a lot of time there too like will i will my shits be different in italy do you think well here's the thing and then this might be just for me my italian shits are absolutely horrendous. And I think it's because as I get older, I'm losing cheese. I think I'm becoming more and more allergic to dairy. Every time I eat cheese now, it never agrees with me. And you eat cheese constantly in Italy. Well, you know, it's in like a carbonara or like a pizza.

It's just sometimes you just have cheese. So I need to look forward to really bad shitting in Italy. I would prepare for it, yeah. I was hoping you'd be like, oh, no, it's even better than England. You're going to have like tiny baby shits. And I was going to be like, oh, great. I'm going to get like a two-week vacation from my own butthole. But I guess not.

Yeah, I wouldn't prepare for that. It sounds like you need to bring your shitting shades. You need to be, because it sounds like it's going to be a terrible time, you need something to counter that. Nothing better than the shitting shades to counter the bad shits. I will definitely bring my shitting shades, so even if I'm miserable I'll at least look good doing it. Do you think we could petition Italy

to change their flag to the image that Eric just posted? The hand? The pinched Eric just posted. The hand. The pinched fingers hand. The pinched fingers hand. What's up with that? What's wrong with that? You like it? Have you ever been to Italy, Eric? No.

That's 100% real. Oh, really? Yeah. You'd see like two Italian men getting into it. That is happening on both sides. It's pretty, uh, I like it. You guys just started talking about Italy and I immediately started going, ooh, gotta find the pinchy fingers. Got it.

I think it could be a flag. Canada has a maple leaf. Why can't Italy have the pinchy fingers thing? Leaf! Maple leaf! Oh! Leafs! There you go, money in the leafs. More leaves! I went to an Austin FC game like a week ago and we played Vancouver and they did the Canadian National Anthem before the American National Anthem and they had the Canadian flag up and it really kind of struck me like, oh, there's just like a leaf on this thing.

Yeah. Yeah, we just got a leaf on it. It's just central. You know, like intellectually, you know something, but then it sort of like dawn knew it you know like intellect you know like intellectually you know something but then like it sort of like dawns on you it just i guess it was very weird it was just like huh as someone who lives in canada it's very jarring for you to say it would be like for me saying to you i was at a game and i realized the american flag has stars on it like it's just it's such a it's a staple it's the central part but that's the thing like if you

would say that to me i would know what you meant because I'd be like, oh, yeah, I guess I really never thought about how they are stars. Like, that's a weird shape. That would be like, oh, yeah, it's just triangles. Like, that's a weird thing to have. It's just straight. Like, not most flags are just colored stripe blocks. What if the Italian flag just had 50 tiny pinch-fingered gestures on it? That's the best of all of us.

Each region of Italy. You put them on different sides, so it's like they're facing each other. So it's like an argument on the flag. It's great. It really lets you know what you're getting into going to Italy. it's great it really lets you know what you're getting into yeah just be a bunch of pitch fingers in like a volcano in the middle i didn't realize until i probably was a teenager when i realized that the union jack isn't symmetrical and i hate looking at it now it really pisses me off wait i don't think wait

what do you mean it's not symmetrical? The lines are not equal, right? It's to the left, right? Yeah. Oh, what the fuck? Like, you can have it the wrong way around. And then you're like, oh, shit, which way? The top right one has to be high and the bottom... What?

I've never... That kind of sucks. What? That's dumb. Why wouldn't they just be in the middle? Yeah, I don't know. It was extra annoying when Ro when russetief made the vav shirt because it was like a union jack in a i think it was in a v shape but it just it looks so

wrong because half of it like one of the lines is like missing on one side super annoying pisses me off all the time thankfully if you live in england you don't really see it that much because we don't we don't put our own flag up everywhere je Jeff do you have any flag complaints or flag thoughts you had waking up this week no those were all the thoughts I had this week I feel like yeah I've I haven't I've I've honestly I've I haven't thought about flags a lot since our flag era I'm excited to do the the morning exercise of that I've been trying to think of like what I've been thinking about the only thing I could think of is where's the icing that would have been to do the morning exercise of that. I've been trying to think of what I've been thinking about. The only thing I could think of is where's the icing?

That would have been one of the mornings. Yeah, that could be one, yeah. Just like the first thing, because you don't really think about it when you're waking up. You're like, ugh, I'm awake, and then you're like, ugh. And then it's just like you get flooded with real thoughts, but also just nonsense that's like hangover, like leftovers from a dream or whatever, you know?

And it's just interesting to see. I'm going to get a pad for my bedside. It's fun. You should do it. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security.

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Of course. I got into a disagreement with Eric a couple weeks ago. Okay. Oh, then I wanna tell you guys about how I f***ed myself. I've been meaning to tell you these things for like two months.

But, uh, I got into a disagreement with Eric the other day and I wanted to see how you guys felt about it. And I bet Eric doesn't even know what I'm talking about. But I was at RT

to film something. I think I was doing promos or something. And I realized right as we were about to go that I had to pee. And Eric was like, well, let's just go pee and come back and we'll do it. And I was like, no. I'd rather do it having to pee because the immediacy of needing to

pee will make me sharper and better because I'll do it first take because I have the impetus to pee. So peeing, needing to pee makes you a better performer. And he said I was an idiot. No, not at all. I get what you're saying, but I think in the context of like what we were gonna film,

it was like, oh, I don't, that's not what I'm looking, I'm not looking for that. Just go pee. But you said needing to pee doesn't make you better at stuff. You told me that. And I disagree.

Yeah, I think I get what you're coming with with like the energy, but I don't think, I don't think I'm getting a better at stuff you told me that and i think yeah i think uh i think i get what you're coming with at like with like the energy but i don't think i don't think i'm getting a better performance from you because you need to go pee i disagree i disagree so you you don't think it works the same way as icy hot right which which i don't know if that made us better performers all around but um so i'm jury's still out maybe on the icy hot also if you have to pee and you do icy hot are you at like peak level or well well listen if you're doing the icy hot and you have to pee that's a very dangerous hand situation you got going on there's there's other factors you need to worry about yeah i would also say that's a scenario for pissing your pants.

I could see how that could go terribly wrong. What do you mean by that? Just because I'm clenching and wriggling around and my little piss might come out. And your focus is split. It's split between having to pee the pain of the Icy Hot and whatever you're trying to focus on.

That's dangerous. That is a great point. That being said, if you can pull it off without pissing your pants, it'll probably be the best performance of your life. I think it becomes more impressive. The performance, like, even if it's not the best, when you hear that that guy was dealing with icy hot

and had to pee, it's like, oh, shit. That guy had icy hot all over his balls, and he had to pee so bad the whole time daniel day lewis filmed the entire film needing to pee with icy hot all over his body that's how they give him six oscars movie they just had dicaprio with icy hot balls i heard that's why revenant's so good what do you think makes more of an impact needing to pee or needing to poo oh uh uh pee pee pee i can hold it i can hold a poo forever yeah pee for sure yeah i feel like a

poo can retreat a little yeah i feel like you got more you've got more leeway with a poo yeah but piss is piss that's not that's kind of nowhere yeah and it's and the older you get to it's like there's no gentle ramp up of like oh i need to pee eventually it's like when you hit your 40s you're like i need to pee and i need to pee yesterday then why did you hold it to get through to do a better job for you because i wanted to do the best job possible jeff is a clutch performer and he just needed to set the stakes for him to have that clutch performance. He keeps saying it's for me and it's not for me. It was all for you, Eric.

This is like RTX stuff and it's not for me. It was you the one that asked me to do it and so I did it. I agree with you completely, Jeff. Do you have anything that makes you sweat that isn't heat related? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This happened the other day i was doing uh face jam social stuff with nick and we filmed i mean hopefully it's out by this time we filmed with kenny omega from aew and paul sheer from human giant um yeah and for some reason it was fine all day i had no problem whatever

as soon as i started asking them questions like performing to like ask them these questions i was sweating so hard and i wasn't on camera i was behind the camera asking questions and i was just fucking sweating i don't know why but it would like it was like really distinct it stuck out to me and I just went, why am I, I'm soaked right now. Crazy. I get soaked to the bone if I have to vomit. Like if I'm nauseous, I feel like crazy. Yeah.

That's the thing that comes to mind. I had one the other day. I had a, you know, as I get older, I'm the hairiest person I know and it just,

it goes to new places. So I waxed the top part of my back and it was so painful and i just fit my entire body just filled with sweat if i did like five wax strips on my back and then put a shirt on i would soak right through it i think nothing to do with heat are you do you like pit out on shirts like do you like if you wear like a gray shirt do you get like big sweat like pit stains uh i think what yeah if i'm like sat at a desk i do okay it depends on the

deodorant i've been trying to get away i don't know if we talked about this here i've been trying to not be an antiperspirant guy and just being a deodorant guy yeah yeah because you get alzheimer's right yeah it's yeah it's like it's hard. I can smell me sometimes, and that's not good. I feel like if you shower every day, though, it's rarer. No. I agree with Jeff, no. No, I've done the same thing for the exact same reasons, Eric,

and it's really frustrating because antiperspirant deodorant is better deodorant than just deodorant it absolutely is it's weird but i don't use it anymore either i just use deodorant now as well because i don't want to die or whatnot and uh yeah it's fucking miserable it really sucks is that a real thing or is that just something someone said once and everyone got scared oh i think it's that i i mean i i don't know that it's actually real. It's like aluminum in it or something. Yeah.

It's a thing where like I just, it can't be healthy for you to put something on to make you stop sweating that much. Right? Sure. It just can't be. So I'm just going like, I'll just do deodorant. And then it just feels like a gamble. It's like, I wish I could carry deodorant and then it just feels like a gamble it's like i wish i could carry deodorant with me and it wouldn't melt and i would be fine but you could

carry a can i don't think a can's gonna be like it'd have to be like a very small can yeah i don't think can i don't think spray works as well as roll-on me neither it also makes me sticky oh interesting and plus with spray, you get overspray. And then you're like, I've noticed that sometimes with like, like if you're using like, I don't know, a hairspray or something too close to a wall, you lean your arm up against the wall and you're like, why is it fucking sticky? Ah, right. I do want to keep talking about this.

However, Jeff said that he's been waiting a month to tell you, tell us how he faced himself. So I need to. Oh, right. It's not waiting a month to tell you, tell us how he faced himself. So I need to, Oh, right. It's not like a huge thing or anything. Um, but the pandemic kind of fucked up how I consume entertainment. Right.

And so before the pandemic, I read incessantly. I read, I, I, my, like my, my kind of running goal in life was to read a book a week every week for,

I did it for like a year and then I did it the next year. And then I did it the next year. And then I just said, I'm just going to read a book a week every week for I did it for like a year and then I did the next year and then I did it the next year and then I just said I'm just gonna read a book a week for the rest of my life and so I was on that path and then the pandemic I don't know what happened because suddenly we had all the time in the world and we were at home but I just stopped reading and I couldn't force myself to read I just couldn't fucking do it I also stopped watching movies which is why I've been trying to get back into movies this year. Although I got to be honest with you. I have, I watched like what five movies already this year and I am taking a break.

I'm on a movie hiatus. It was too much, too much movie. I switched to music. I even have a little bit prepared for that. I doubt we'll get to it. We can do it some other time, but I'm on a movie hiatus cause it was just,

Oh God. Uh, but anyway, I was in the middle of reading a book that I was in love with, or I had just started a book that I was in love with, or I had just started a book that I was in love with by Franz Kafka called The Castle. And so I liked the world. And that's a real thinker.

And so I liked sitting and reading five or six pages and then just kind of sitting with that for a month or two. And I decided I'm just going to take as long as feels natural to read this book. And so it took me about three years. And it's not a long book. Sometimes I'd go like two months without reading it. And then I'd read a page. It's just like whatever felt right. And then early this year, like around January, I thought, this is taking too long. I got to finish this fucking book and move on with my life. I got to get past it. And so I sat down and I finished like the last third of the book

to discover, and I thought, it's no big deal because I'm just going to finish the book and I will have this, like it'll be a three year long story for me, but I really digested this story and thought about this character Kay and all the scenarios.

And it's a fascinating, fascinating, complicated book. And I finished this fucking book and I didn't realize that Kafka died before he finished it. So the book ends mid-sentence. No. The last sentence in the book is literally, she held out her hand trembling,

she held out her trembling hand to Kay and had him sit down beside her she spoke with great difficulty sorry let me just take that again cause I had

she held out her trembling hand to Kay it sounded like you died up in a second yeah I did I just I had to swallow she held out her

trembling hand to Kay and had him sit down beside her she spoke with great difficulty it is hard to understand her but what she said

no and that's where it ended that's where he spoke with great difficulty. It is hard to understand her, but what she said... No! And that's where it ended! That's where he died! No! I spent three years taking my time to get the resolution of a story that I absolutely fucking loved, only to find out

that he never finished it because he fucking died! That is the biggest, biggest like most unsatisfying into a thing i've ever experienced in my life and it just happened to be the one book that you wanted to spend years reading that's unbelievable i didn't even want to spend years reading it just kind of worked out that way because like fucking the pandemic broke my ability to read or whatever and i thought fine i'm enjoying this why force it why push it let me enjoy it at this new pace maybe this is just how i read now and by the way i've read like two books since then since i finished this fucking

kofka book but god damn dude do you know how fucking that's like jacking off for three straight years and then deciding not to jizz. It is such a waste. Oh, it's brutal. Do you think that's the bluest your balls have ever been? It is the hardest anybody has ever edged in their life. So wait, so is there like a disclaimer saying that he died there? Or is it just... Oh, it's all over the internet if you read about it.

Yeah. No, but within the book itself. I didn't do any research on the book. No, I don't think so. It just starts when you read it. Oh, man. How do the internet if you read about it. Yeah. No, but within the book itself. I didn't do any research on the book. No, I don't think so. It just starts when you read it. Oh, man. How do you not finish the sentence? Oh.

Did he die with the pen in his hand? I read about it afterward. And he was close to death when he was writing it. And he was in failing health. And the book was stressing him out. And he couldn't. He quit. He decided he just couldn't he decided he quit he decided he

just couldn't it was too much for him and and then he died before he got healthy enough to finish it or figure out the problem and so i just for the rest of my life i don't get to know if he ever got to the goddamn castle or not i'm guessing not but i would love to have known how like within the the context of the story it's pretty far into the book? Yeah. Like, it's near the end. Like, you got right to the end. One would assume it's pretty near the end, yeah. Wow. I would say it's definitely,

it's somewhere between 65% and 95% of the way through the story. Like, you don't really know. Oh, shit. But you get the impression, yeah. Yeah, frankly, my dear, dead. That's what it is. Yeah, I wonder what the worst sentence would be to end halfway through. Oh, my dear, dead. That's funny. Yeah, I wonder what the worst sentence would be

to end halfway through. Oh, my God. I'd be like, and the paternity test reveals... So anyway, I fucked myself slowly over three years. That's definitely my current current biggest most frustrating face what was the experience of in the moment when that happened like you it just stopped did you think there was an issue with disbelief like

no i knew i knew instantly what happened utter disbelter disbelief. And I just sat there. I thought about it for a while. I was bummed, dude. I can just imagine you closing the last page and looking behind it and shutting the book and being like, are they stuck together? Yeah, I was at a coffee shop

and I just put the book down and I just fucking was bummed. I just went to my phone and started reading about what the fuck was going on. Yeah. It'd be really, really slow and rare, but I would love to see a compilation of people finishing that book.

Yeah. Not knowing that that's what happened. Oh, that's so bad. It's a really good story too, if you like slow, ponderous things. But god damn. Don't go into it looking for a resolution cause you won't fucking get it. Although I don't,

I don't, I don't think, I think the point of the book is that there wouldn't have been a resolution to his problem. Anyway, it's kind of, the whole book is about like bureaucracy and red tape. Uh, but I mean,

that's like, it was just too, it was just ridiculous. Should we end our cookbook bit sentence? I got some other ideas for our cookbook. Okay. Oh, I want to play a game with you guys, actually, but I haven't quite worked it out yet.

But it's to create... I want to create... I want to create two things for the cookbook. I want to create a Mad Lib for the cookbook so that you can kind of like create your own recipe. And then I want to bundle together a bunch of ingredients that I have you guys get and then it's like a word jumble

and you try to make your own recipe from the ingredients that we give you. And it's like, what can you make with these ingredients? Yeah. But I've started to segment it out, but I want to make sure I do it. I cover all the bases

so that you can build a complete meal out of it. Do we have pictures in the book? Not yet. We will. Have you seen the book yet, Gav? No. I can send it to you. There's some art in it right now, some drawings. Oh, okay.

I'm personally going to do the photography for it. Oh, wow. That's so great. I'm very excited. Are you going to do it like old Jeff or new Jeff? I've been buying backdrops off Amazon and stuff. I'm going to do it really well. I have some very

strong opinions on how I want to do the photography to look, so I've decided I'm just going to do it. I might incorporate Wes's help a little bit or somebody else, but yeah. I'm going to try to tackle it myself. Have you looked at any other non-chef cookbooks to see how we compete at all?

Any any worry of intimidation? No, I don't want to be influenced by other people's bullshit. That's fair. I'm just, you know, we're in a tough market. We got we got to go up against the like Boston Rob cookbook.

I'm trying to think of other people that aren't chefs. Star Wars cookbook stuff. I have supreme confidence in what we're creating. If anything, I'm a to think of other people that aren't chefs. The Star Wars cookbook, stuff like that. I have supreme confidence in what we're creating. If anything, I'm a little too confident. I like it. Is there a scrumping section? Like if you have an excess of apples?

No. No, but I'll say this. Feel free to write anything you want to add into the cookbook. It's not too late. We got pages and pages we can fill. It's about 40 pages right now, but it could be whatever we want it to be. That's pretty good for the cookbook. It's not too late. We got pages and pages we can fill. It's about 40 pages right now, but it could be whatever we want it to be. That's pretty good for a cookbook.

Yeah, that's not bad. Or at least our cookbook. For us not being qualified at all to make a cookbook, that's pretty good. Yeah, I agree. And it's all stuff from the show. I mean, I made...

The only thing that's not in the episodes is Nick Not Nick's recipe that you did Nick not Nick Nick not that Nick or whatever and then I went ahead and I don't know do you want to explain that Andrew sure I my my grandpa's name was Nick and he had a family recipe that we used all the time called Nick's chicken so I submitted is Nick not that Nick's chicken okay I don't know what was going on. And then I went ahead and created a recipe for boiled peanuts just because I talk about it all the time. So I figured I'd throw that in as an extra.

But everything else is something that has been on the show or we've made on the show so far. I'm excited. I like the idea of trying to put together something if you just give us a bunch of ingredients. As somebody who, I'm a big recipe guy. I think whatever I make for the monstrosity, to be completely honest, whatever you threw together. Also reminds me of a kid's show.

Which would have been like, I don't remember. This may have been a Canadian thing. If somebody remembers this, I'd love to know what it was called. There was a kid's show where like, it was on YTV. And there'd be all these like balls and nets and stuff. And the kids had to grab as many items as they could and then create a game out of the stuff they grabbed. And then they'd pick like what the best game was. And I think the idea was like you at home would then grab those items and then recreate the game if you wanted to.

I like a food version of this. That's a really cool idea. It's going to be terrible. Whatever I make what about do you feel confident Gavin if you just got a bunch of ingredients

that you can make something good um I mean are they gonna be like complementary ingredients it's literally gonna be like the way I'm gonna do it is I'm gonna go

okay guys let's build this out uh Andrew name a cooking method Gavin name a spice Eric name a sauce so it's gonna be a shit show Nick name a starch oh it's gonna be so bad yeah and's going to be a shit show. Nick, name a starch.

Oh, it's going to be so bad. Yeah, and then we'll just throw it all together. I like activities. I feel like books should have activities. It could be rice, it could be potatoes,

it could be new potatoes, it could be sweet potatoes. There's a lot of options. That sounds great. No, I don't have confidence that I could make anything good. I feel like us doing the condiments just has made my confidence

even less. That was an attempt of thinking I thought I knew how to do something it was terrible it's gonna be a disaster Nick's was great there it was look for this disaster and I believe the holidays is when we're trying to get this cookbook out by

anyone has accidentally killed somebody and they don't know it oh definitely like in their sleep like did something in their sleep like in their sleep like did something in their sleep oh in the sleep like sleepwalking like like a sleepwalking yeah i don't know like let's say i was thinking about like if somebody's walking around today that killed someone but they have no concept that they did it like accidentally like accident like uh mixed up ingredients and something and then left and then the person drank it and

then they died and nobody figured out how they died or why yeah but i guess also like then not having an awareness of i was thinking like in a tower like let's say there's a tower guard right and he's sleeping and then he knocked over like a baseball or something and it fell and it hit a bird and then that bird hit a car and then that car hit somebody you never trace that to you just the premise of if there's somebody the idea of that you could somehow kill somebody and have no concept of it it's very

it's like the like a murderous butterfly effect sort of yeah like you bump into somebody and then they drop their stuff and but you're in a hurry so you keep running and then while they're picking up all their stuff, somebody comes by because they're doesn't see him and like runs over their head or something.

That has to have happened. Like that happens every day. You think every day you think it's that common? It's crazy. People are fragile. It's really easy to die. I was thinking about it with Sherlock Holmes, I think, of like trying to solve a case of like the idea of capturing or like arresting someone that had no idea that they did what they did

it just is such a strange or just like being told like that's such a consequential thing anyway I remember sort of coming down a steep hill it was like a like a rocky almost like a cliff thing and it was like a bunch of loose slate and i just started a huge rock slide by accident and i was like slipping down and i had to like dive to the side and a bunch of slate went over the edge and i was like shit someone's walking below that they would definitely die oh my god but uh yeah it was just there was nothing below all right how about this in a percentage of zero to a hundred, what is the percentage chance, Andrew, that you

have already killed somebody and you just don't know it? Do you think? Just go through your life. Very low, I'd say. Well, we've got the Skittles, the stolen Skittles. The Skittles? What was it? Was it Skittles? Stolen candy?

Yeah, I think it was like an arrow bar no you had you had candy on your on your uh that somebody oh yeah from the front i thought you meant when i i ran out of the store with the thing i talked about that recently not the skittles oh um i don't i shot there was a thing where we had, you know, like those potato cannon things. Yeah. We had one of those and I used to live in a place that had like a hill and you couldn't see over the hill. It went to like the forest type thing and we're shooting it. And I,

I shot it and it hit, it sounded like it hit it like a deer. So it was like, and then we stopped, we stopped doing it. But I think that was an animal and i don't think that animal died but i think i hit a an animal with a potato once that's probably the deer with like a supersonic potato lodged in its i think so it was like you'd shoot hairspray

into this pipe and then it would launch somehow i was very little when this happened i don't really remember the specifics. Man, you just reminded me of a fucking, oh boy. You just reminded me of a story from high school I haven't thought about since, for very long. Oh no. Oh yes. What did you do? Oh man, there was this kid on my street

who got a.22 for Christmas. You know, I grew up in Alabama a lot. Well, Louisiana, Alabama, Florida, so deep south. People always talk about.22 like it's like a BB gun or something. It's a full-blown gun. Yeah. I wasn't referring to it as a BB gun

at all. No, I just feel like whenever I hear it, it's like... People are like, oh, when I was a kid, I had a little.22. It's like, that's a firearm. Dude, fucking kids in Alabama get guns at like four. It's a part of your childhood, dude. So anyway, one of the kids on my street when I was like maybe ninth grade

got a 22 for Christmas. And he invited me and two other kids over to shoot it with him. And he just put up a bunch of like Coke cans or beer cans or something on the fence in his backyard and he lived like his backyard backed up into the woods and we used to play in these woods we used to run around we used to build forts in these woods like they're deep deep woods but i didn't know this i know this now um a 22 round travels pretty fucking far uh and so we were just shooting cans

and then i went home and i think he and the other kids kept shooting cans uh and uh the next or later that night actually a fucking cop knocked on my front door and i answered the door and i was like my mom and i answered the door and i was like yes sir and he goes were you uh at so-and-so's house uh earlier today and i was like yes and he goes were you shooting a 22 and i was like uh yeah i'm sorry is that a problem we were just shooting cans in the backyard and he's like uh don't do that again and i was like okay well i was like it's not my gun i was like i was like i barely shot it i only I only shot it like three times they were you know I'm not a big gun guy they were way more into it

why and he goes there's an apartment complex on the other side of those woods you idiot and you guys shot up an apartment complex oh my god how did it take us 154 episodes to get to I shot up an apartment complex

oh my god. I don't know. I guess it never came up. Holy shit. Nobody was injured and I did not get in trouble. The cop just said be safer next time and that was all I ever wanted again.

Good lord. And that kid who got the 22 for Christmas he didn't have a dad or anything so he didn't get in trouble either like his mom didn't care oh my god she just told him not to do it again and so like he started what he did was he started shoot he started putting the cans on the ground so he started shooting down but yeah uh holy fuck any one of us could have very clearly ended somebody else's and our lives and that's why one of the main reasons i don't fucking like guns because you even if you think even if you're a dumb kid but you think you're being safe shooting into deep woods that you know

very well yeah if you spent your entire childhood traipsing back there and you know nobody else on earth is back in those woods and they're they go forever you'd be surprised i think that's what's scary about it to me is that the uh what you had happen which is a cop knocks on your door and then you continue living your life yeah and spending uh 25 years in prison feel like the exact same thing when you're doing it like the the what you experienced would have been the same in both results yeah whether you killed someone or the fact that you didn't it's just so scary to think about also can you imagine in 2023 a couple of teenage kids doing that and not getting in trouble no yeah i'd love to know the extent of the damage like where did the bullets go like would somebody in their living

room and then bullets just are whizzing like what i don't think it was i think it may be like one or two bullets like hit the outside of an apartment complex or something okay uh nobody was injured the cop like i said the guy the guy didn't even yell at me really he was just like be more careful you know and my mom was like holy shit you stay away from guns and I was like yeah of course and then I had the incident where the shotgun went off on my hands in my living room or in my bedroom I think I've told you guys that story and I fucking hate guns

and then I joined the army and hated guns in the army that's insane that's such an American upbringing like you said, what episode is this? 154? 5? Where are we? 154.

The fact it took us 154 episodes to get to that. Do you think if somebody who lived in that apartment building had a podcast, it would take them 154 episodes to get the reverse side of that story? No, that'd be episode 1. Yeah, my apartment shop, I walked outside,

my apartment complex was just getting shot up out of nowhere. It's like, age and perspective are fucking terrible. Because if I would have told that story 10 years ago, I would have felt differently about it. If I told it 20 years ago, I would have felt very differently about it.

Now, I want to throw up telling the story. It's so upsetting. Yeah. You know, like I just feel like you just, you can like at 47, I can draw out the line and see the real consequences and think about how differently my life could have gone,

how differently some poor innocent person's life could have gone, you know? Yeah. And, uh, it just makes, it just like, it makes me not want to look back anymore.

Because you often land on something and you're like, oh, fuck. I feel very differently about that memory now. That must happen more and more to people who live really long lives. People who are like 95 must be like, wow, I really magooed my way through this somehow. I don't know. How did nothing happen?

So I'd say the chance that I killed somebody unintentionally in the past is like 50 50. Wow. Just because I grew up doing dumb shit in the South where it was expected and encouraged. Mm hmm. You know, that's fair. What an episode. Love it. Profound cars. Our sunset seasons.

We're about to take a huge break. We are. Two weeks, right? Yeah, we're taking two weeks off. So I'll miss you guys terribly. There's going to be a lot of morning thoughts when you come back. Yeah. I'm going to have my back measured.

Oh, you still didn't measure your back. I still did. We went right into the second. I was going to do it between episodes. We went right into it. Do it now second I was gonna do it between episodes we went right into it do it now I can't do it I don't trust it now what do you mean it can't be more wrong than Eric I got the longest back thank you guys so much

for listening to episode 154 of the F*** Face podcast I have the longest back and that's very important come see my long long back at RTX July 7th through 9th rtxaustin.com to get very important you can see my long long back at rtx july 7th through 9th rtx austin.com to get your tickets you uh you can see our you can see my long long back and other oddities at the face museum buy a falcon sign yeah that's probably out right yeah probably that slack channel gives me a fucking headache i don't want to yeah i can't spend too much time

in the face merch slack channel it makes me sick why is that because it's just numbers and images it feels like a fever dream it's just faces stretched and sprawled with dates that feel never ending. It is. I can't. I can't do it. It is. It's like a collection of dangling bits. Yes. Speaking of, we got a pretty fucking cool shirt Tony just designed.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got some good stuff coming. Can we start a calendar that's our release schedule and we can see make it easy to see which weeks have gaps that we can throw out a condo man or a draft or some shit because i feel like we yep we just sit on stuff and then we have empty weeks yep i bet that schedule exists and we just don't look at it oh it absolutely doesn't oh okay it's just it's just me and nick going okay what thing is done where can this go so it's not stepping on other

stuff? And then we work with Brendan. Someone was saying that all of the YouTube content helped one of the episodes or some shit. What? You see that, Jeff? Hannah was talking about it. It was posted in the AH channel. Is this still the episode?

When was that? Did we wrap? When did we wrap? Yeah, didn't we? Oh, okay. Hey, thanks for listening. We'll see you guys next week. That was it? Be sure to watch the videos on YouTube.

It helps the podcast, apparently. Yeah, let Hannah know that you're watching these videos on YouTube. It helps. They really are good. We'd really appreciate it. Thanks. Okay, bye. Was that recorded? That was the episode? Yes.

Of course. Did you fucking hit stop? In my brain, I did. Okay, so the answer's no? Okay. All right, in. Cut. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. The backlinks are back.

It's animated Andrew. Gavin enters the simulation. The boys are moving to the Conk Republic. Corridor beat us to the punch. Who won the draft? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** This.