Regulation Podcast - Wopped By Fester // Gavin's Broken Hand & Ass [117]

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Ortiz is right now oh that's weird because he's a he's a sports guy so like when you hit 32 you're viewed as ancient which like you have to apply a different I'm gonna guess that Tito Ortiz is probably in his early 40s like 42 is he still fighting sort of he was the head of Oscar De La Hoya did an MMA event with him and Chuck Liddell. That was a disaster. I don't think he's fought since then. And it closed like it was such a bad event that it kind of bankrupted De La Hoya. At least that's what he said. So he's sort of fighting, but not really. He used to be a politician.

He went in largely off of Trump. And then he got thrown out after eight months for I think he was Huntington Beach. I watched a 30-30, I believe it was, on that fight you're talking about with him and Chuck Liddell and what a loss it was for them. I looked it up. He's 47 years old, okay? Oh, by the way,

welcome to the F*** Face podcast, Jeff, Gavin, Andrew. He's 47 years old, so he's actually the same age as me, which was shocking. But I was wondering, how old do you think Tito Ortiz would have to be?

You're your age right now, which is what? 26 or so? 28. So you're 28 years old. Tito Ortiz is 47. There is no world when you put, there's no way in which we put you and Tito Ortiz in a room together to fight that he doesn't kill you pretty quickly. Oh, murders me. Yeah, within

a minute. But how old does he have to be before you've got a shot do you think? You're 28. Could a 60-year-old Tito Ortiz kick your ass? Probably. But could a 70-year-old Tito Ortiz kick your ass? I don't know.

I don't think a 60... because you need to put Tito Ortiz is an MMA fighter. So him at 60 is like 120. Like his body is so fucked. I think I could do 60, but that is the cutoff. How old is Arnold Schwarzenegger? That's a great question.

He's gotta be 70. I guess like 72. I'm sure he could kick the piss out of Andrew still. I agree. Do you think, yeah, at what age do you think you could beat up Arnold Schwarzenegger? He's 72 now.

We all agree he would beat your ass. He's 75. He's 75? 75. Ooh. Jesus. I would say 85. I feel confident.

Do you think because your back is longer, it has more chance of breaking? Mm-mm. That's an interesting question. If I'm on the bottom, I'm doing bottom control i don't know that'd be tough what do you mean the bottom i'm saying like if he takes me down right then if you're looking for like submissions yeah i'm thinking like mixed martial arts like jujitsu i don't know if having a long back is a disadvantage because i don't have long legs that definitely is what you want you're opening up for triangles and sweeps.

Nick's got a good point. You'd have to break his punches, block the punches with your nose. That's true. That frees up my hands. You've got a secret weapon. Do you think his wrist and fist will break before your nose does? Because maybe that's a tactic right there. I think you just unlocked this.

It's not at what age can i beat up arnold schwarzenegger it's at what age will his body disintegrate trying to fight me it's really not about me it's we're waiting for the point in which he will just crumble at any movement that's what i need disintegrate oh well if you uh audience member, if you have access to Arnold Schwarzenegger or Tito Ortiz and are interested in having either of them fight Andrew at some point in their geriatric days, let us know. See if you can help facilitate this.

85-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger versus Andrew, I would pay $100 to see that. I feel like the Schwarzenegger thing is so out of the realm of possibility, but I worry because the Tito Ortiz no it's very possible yeah it feels like it feels like for $1,500 and just being in the same place he is you could get Tito Ortiz to fight someone all right yeah but not for 13 more years he's only 40 he's kind of hit 60 that's the can I read that was the favorite Tito Ortiz

nonsensical quote? Like, this is trash talk that he did. This is word for word what he said. Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a fucking sentence together, man. You kidding me right now? He's reaching for... He's reaching for those grapes.

He's trying to make his wine, and the wine is already singing, sounding like violin, with that cheese and that wine. We'll see you November 24th. What the fuck does that mean? What was the wine in that analogy? I don't know.

And you should hear him do it. Cause it's so much slower and like him trying to prop. It's just, it's a mess. He's a mess. Like by he, it sounded like he was trying to say that he couldn't make the wine, but the wine was already singing.

Yeah. I feel like he mixed so many metaphors at once, and like he's trying to do a violin thing. It's just a disaster of a clip. You know how they refer to people as punch drunk? Or like if you get it, it's essentially, I guess, CTE, right? It's kind of what we were talking about with Antonio Brown earlier.

You just get hit enough times in your life that you're just loopy from then on out. Yeah, traumatic brain damage. Yeah, but do you wonder if it's like oh they just got hit in the head so many times they're slow or do you think a person can only can get punched so many times that they're just always ready for a punch and anytime they're taught like like maybe he's not mentally slow maybe he just speaks slowly because he's just like always on guard he's just like he's like for the rest of his life. He's going to be waiting for a punch to come at any moment in his life.

You know what I mean? Do you think so? Or do you think it's the other way when if you know how to fight, you're not as worried about it? Like if somebody tries to make a move, you have a confidence that like, I'll deal with them. It's no problem.

I definitely, I definitely went into my fifth root canal, a different man than I went into my second. I'll say that. Because you did experience. Yeah. So it's like. Because I'd had a thousand.

Yeah. So you do learn to take a punch. Well, how many times, Jeff, how many times have people punched you in the head or face? In my life? Because. Didn't you get like a fist straight down on the top of your head once? What? Oh, I got.

I. Oh, when that... The fester. I always get mixed up between fester and porch. I got hit on the head by a fester. I ran from... Well, I ran from both of them.

I got hit on the head by a fester because he caught me. I did not get caught by porch. Dude, it's bad enough to get whopped on the head like a cartoon by a guy named fester uh you do not want to hit get hit by a guy named porch a guy named porch has the name porch for very specific reasons i yeah that's a great name you don't want to fuck with porch porch is like a background character in like roadhouse is the vibe I get from Porch.

Yeah. Porch is the, he's the size of a literal porch. Yeah. If my memory serves. Uh, I, I probably been in,

I, you know, it's funny cause you brought up two fights I would completely forgotten about and I wouldn't have counted. Gavin, uh, I've probably been in 10, 12 fights in my life. Maybe, maybe,

maybe where you got hit where I got hit. Yeah. And with the early ones, a lot worse than life, maybe. Maybe a few more. Where you got hit? Where I got hit, yeah. And were the early ones a lot worse than the later ones? All fights suck in the exact same way to me. Okay. I mean, I never suffered catastrophic injuries. I never got like... I got jumped in the army once by 13 Marines. I think I've told that story maybe on other podcasts.

Did you get like soap in the sock? Like what was going on? No, I've told that story maybe on other podcasts. Did you get soap in the sock? What was going on? No, I never got that. So what happened was I was at a place called the Defense Information School in the Army. It was in Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indiana. It's no longer there. It moved to

Maryland. Not that it matters, but if you're from Indiana and you're like, I've never heard of Fort Benjamin Harrison and I live in Indianapolis, it's because it's gone. But it used to be there and I was there. And so that school, it was a joint school. So it means it was a rarity in the military. It means it was a journalism school, right? Journalism and broadcast school. So they taught all soldiers, Marines, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard, the same curriculum. So there were mixed classes.

So I had classes with Marines and Air Force and all those guys and girls. And it was one of the only schools in the Army like that. And so we shared barracks. And my, like the Army boys were on the first floor and then the Marines had the second floor. And then I want to say the Air Force had the, the Marines and the Air Force, and the Navy maybe had the second floor and then I want to say the Air Force had the the Marines and the Air Force

and the Navy maybe had the third floor and then I think the Air Force had their own accommodations because they were so fucking fancy and then the fourth floor was like the Army ladies and then maybe some other ladies from other branches too. I think it might have just been like the ladies floor. So anyway

what would happen when you were called short time which is when you're graduating and you're you're moving off uh to go start your duty somewhere once you graduate your school uh assuming you didn't wash out like most people uh you there were traditions you would do like one of the traditions was the you would take buckets of water and you would run around to the other people that were in the class before you and you would throw the water under their door and like flood their bedroom so i was doing that one night because as because i passed the goddamn journalism school and it was my right to do it because i spent six fucking months at that school and i absolutely deserve to throw the water under

the door like everybody else got to do with the history of the defense information school uh but it's suddenly a big fucking deal when Jeff does it. It was a big deal because I went on the wrong floor. I did it on the Marine floor. And the problem was the Marines who went to the journalism school weren't the only Marines there. There were also Marines who did other jobs. I think these guys worked for like the Marine post office or something, honestly. And don't fuck with the Marine Post Office.

And so they was a batch of dudes that had just been there for like they had just processed in. So they'd been there like four or five days. They didn't know what the fuck was going on. They didn't know the rules of the land. So when some 140 pound, six foot tall, scrawny

soldier is running gleefully down their hallway, screaming and laughing and giggling and filling up a water bucket in a in a water fountain and then throwing it under people's doors. They didn't have a sense of humor for that. And so about it was 13 of them. I remember grabbed me and they punched me around a little bit. But what really hurt was they threw me down a flight of stairs oh jesus christ yeah and then when i got to the when i hit the ground i was going like backwards in slow motion and they were looking at me and by the time i hit the ground they also went down the stairs to continue to kick me and then eventually

i remember thinking like well at least i'm falling away from them and then by the time i hit the ground i was like oh and i knocked my breath out and I was like why are their boots still here but very very quickly after that somebody came and broke it up before I got seriously hurt that was the closest I ever got to getting like really damaged in a fight I can't stop thinking about how

needing to call for help at defense information is like the worst location. There's no more embarrassing place to be than to need help. Oh, my God. Not only that, but yeah, I think where you're doing something with your friends and you turn around and all your friends are gone, like just completely gone. They're just like little clouds of smoke where they used to be. And suddenly it's you versus the entire United States Marine Corps. Yeah, well, United States Marine Post post office corps it's a very specific i could be misremembering

that but i think i think that's what it was i think they were going to like a postal training or something they were definitely they definitely went postal on me god damn uh how about you gav getting uh smacked in the head yeah how many times have you been hit in a fight? I mean, no serious fights. We had friend fights where I got punched. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but nothing that rocked me. I think most of my head injuries have just been standing up in a cupboard too fast and stuff.

You never got just in a fight at lunch at school with some other kid who was just like, I don't know. I'm just going to try to use some British slang, but I don't have any. Some dude who was a like, I don't know, I'm just going to try to use some British slang but I don't have any. Some dude who was a proper wanker. I got bundled.

Some chav who was giving you the bad stuff. Like a big dog pile. But to a scale where the whole school comes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You try to throw a bucket of water through the door? What did you do?

How did this result in you being the sole target? Well, usually it started when people would be playing football at lunch, and all the backpacks would be in a big pile, and sometimes you would just get chucked into the middle, and then the person who chucked you shouts bundle, everyone stops playing football, people come running out of buildings and swarming the field and suddenly you're trying to get out of there

before too many people land on you but sometimes you know you got like 17 people on top and you're just you're like

and you're like trying to push people out of the way and then you take a knee to the head and then you just have to go fetal until it subsides

yeah had a few of those that's a great game they were always fun though it was always it was always like really epic and scary to see like 50 to 60 kids running

towards you about to die. I remember watching my friend, happened to my friend once and he, he tried to get out early. Like he, it was pre the bundle call hadn't been cool, but he knew it was coming. So he was just like leaping over all the bags.

He'd somehow ended up in the middle, but he got his ankle like hooked on someone's strap. And he was just really strong. It was like he was in quicksand of bags. And then suddenly like people started coming in from the sides. It was like a zombie movie. And he was somehow able to stay on top. Like someone would dive on him,

but he would like angle himself and ended up just stepping on them. So he was getting like higher and higher as the bundle was growing. But in the end, he just succumbed. And he was like probably on top of five people but five people on top it was and i was just watching like i refused to bundle on my own friend but uh i also didn't help him and i i watched it it just looks so cool how often did bundles occur like was this every day someone would get oh no this was probably maybe once a month would

be a significant like you know approaching a hundred people bundle oh jesus i don't yeah and it was always just just always all the blokes like girls wouldn't get involved so you'd end up with just a load of girls just stood on their own while everyone was bustling do you think uh do you think they still bundle to this day at that school? I hope so. Like, it wasn't a tradition you started. You inherited it, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's how most school stuff goes. You can also get grundend. What's that? It's just like a dumpster on wheels. Okay. You just get lobbed in one of those. Oh, okay. That's less fun.

But yeah, another inherited tradition. How about you andrew i have you i assume you've bit you have you been kicked by as many kids as you've kicked in your life yeah actually because it's zero the number is zero on both fronts so yeah that's that's a factual factual statement jeff i haven't kicked anybody i don't think i've ever been kicked punched in the head yeah not really like no great stories relating to it definitely haven't been how you have this indestructible nose when it's just never been tested it's just you can you can kind of sense it and here's the thing like my head is so big it's gonna get hit if i was in a fight there's just no way around it it's an

absolute thing but i've avoided it for the most part i don't ever want to hear about you getting hit by anyone for any reason yeah i don't it hasn't happened in a long time good i had one i i wish i had like a fun school story with gavin or like a good school fight it was like a kid punched me once and i said why and then they walked away and that was it that was my big school brawl why did you do that they had no response they're just like i'm angry and then they left zero excitement i used to get i used to get popped from time to time just from my mouth i used to have a real smart mouth when i was in high school i had a real i had a real problem with being sarcastic that went away oh dude it's

so much better than it was should we talk about what we did yesterday? yeah hold on before we do though can we talk about this Antonio Brown tweet that Eric sent us while we're kind of on the subject of getting hit and talking about sportsy stuff I'll just read it Eric sent this to us right as we were starting

the pleasantries Gavin Antonio Brown if you don't know him he's a wide receiver in NFL football. He was a famous one. He played for a lot of teams. Was considered really, really talented, but also kind of like a loose cannon. So here's the quote he wrote

on his Twitter. My biggest regret in my career doesn't involve calling my GM a cracker, or showing up to the Raiders camp late in a hot air balloon with frozen feet, or throwing rocks at that UPS driver. And it definitely doesn't involve me taking my shirt off and doing a victory lap around the Jets stadium mid game while throwing up deuces. That's how he ended his career in the NFL.

By the way, that was last year. My biggest regret is that I'll never get to see me, Antonio Brown, play a game live. Sure, I can watch the game afterwards, but I can't imagine what that was like for you all to see something like that. Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks. Antonio Brown on his biggest regret. He compared seeing him play football to watching Jesus perform live at Red Rocks.

That's such a Kanye mindset. It is. Yeah. And there's things he's, I mean, there are other scandals that he is part of that he did not decide to mention. He's had quite the career

over the last few years. There's only so many characters on Twitter. That's true. So yeah, we should absolutely talk about what we did yesterday, Gavin. And I'm actually glad to talk about it because I told you guys I would have a prototype of a fruit glove for this week, and I don't. And the reason I don't is because of what we did yesterday.

Can I just say, as somebody who wasn't part of what happened but has seen images of it, it looked like it was an incredible time. And I don't exactly know what was going on with gavin but it appeared to be like some form of torture device is how i describe it like if somebody tried to make an ironing board a torture device is sort of what i i was able to see but it looked like a lot of fun yeah i definitely felt like i was on some sort of rack well technically you were i wish we could release the images that andrew's talking about on the on social but eric says we should hold on to them because he doesn't want to give stuff away

yeah we should we should wait to actually release the images what if we blur 90 of it okay if you want to gavin gavin if you want to blur 90 of the image i said we yeah yeah we is you so yeah you can go nuts now i just want team i want to know what the 10 would be what would you like them to see and the 90 rule what's getting eliminated there's an image that's so disturbing and so funny i had it sent i had eric sent it to me last night and i was showing it to emily and it's so funny gavin says that because the first thing she said she's like you got to show that to everybody and I was like we can't Eric doesn't want to and she goes maybe

you could blur everything and just that be the point of the image is that Emily said that yeah she said it last night to me almost verbatim to what you said it's amazing yeah so you two are thinking alike I don't know how I felt about that great

I am in so much pain are you really so what all right so i don't want to hold the audience into suspense any longer so what he's referring to is yesterday we filmed episodes one and two uh of the of the show that we've been talking about our video show that we've been talking about for a while now i I pitched it about a year ago internally called Does It Do? It's an infomercial docu-series reality show where we go in

and we test the efficacy of as-seen-on-TV products to determine if they are right for you or not. And we've been talking about doing it for like a year. We've mentioned it on this show a few times, not too much,

because I didn't know when we were ever going to make it. But we made one and two yesterday. And all we're doing, might I add, is we're just we're just testing. We're just doing like A.B. testing for as seen on TV products. So why would you be sore? I think I broke my hand and my ass in two in two different incidents.

Dude, I'll be honest, man. I didn't want to turn around when I heard you hit the ground. Dude, I'll be honest, man. I didn't want to turn around when I heard you hit the ground. We were sprinting for a thing, for a test, and Gavin immediately hit the ground. And it sounded like if you take a side of beef, like you go into one of those meat trucks and you get like half a cow.

It sounded like if you held it about seven feet above the ground and just dropped it and let that meat slap against the ground. That's what it sounded like when you hit the ground. And it wasn't even like a good... It wasn't like it looked good. Like I went through a bunch of stuff

and it looked all cinematic. I just slipped onto my ass. So it's like all the pain, but without anything that looked any good. And it was all because I was trying to push jeff through the set gavin wiped out so many times while we were doing this and jeff i don't think watched him do it i watched it every time and grimaced like oh we're gonna have to like take gavin to the hospital there was one where he fell and just laid there holding his wrist and I went,

his wrist is broken. There's no way his wrist is not broken. It was bad. It was fucking bad. I got out of the Uber after I got home and I was just like,

oh, I just feel like I've been beaten up. It was like a post bundle feeling. You got bundles. I'm just feeling my age, I think. Like slipping onto my ass. I've probably done maybe 50 times

in my life but now it's like it's really registering to the point where I'm like getting up and sitting down with groans because it hurts yeah your body becomes a groan tube when you hit about 35 and it's like I have groan tubed every time i've stood up or sat down uh for the first time of the day for like the last seven years of my life probably

now i'm just picturing the grape lady as like a palette of spilling oh man grape lady came up the other day at home for some reason even though everybody has seen her a million times and emily and i still sat down Oh, man. Grape Lady came up the other day at home for some reason, even though everybody has seen her a million times. And Emily and I still sat down and rewatched the Grape Lady probably 20 times in a row. It never stops being funny. It's a great fall. She's the gift that keeps on giving, man.

There's a sound that comes from people that's... It's from so deep within when they're really hurt. Like, you watch someone, like, fall off a roof and get winded, and it's so it's from so deep within when they're really hurt like you watch someone like fall off a roof and get winded and it's not like a scream it's just like a it's just so you can't replicate it i think that's what the grape lady did so good yeah it's like the grape lady the grapes pierced her to her core like that is the deepest pain that we have heard and it was because of grapes it is intense deep guttural pain yeah the wine was singing like oh my god it's like if you needed a sound effect for death that's what it it's like it's just the most pain and not wanting to exist it's terrible

it's hilarious oh but I think it went really well I don't know how Gavin and Eric feel but it was it was a little hard because I was telling this to some other people yesterday I initially wrote down the pitch for the show and developed the one sheet for it over a year ago and I haven't thought about it much since then in terms of like

sitting down and actually making the show because I already came up with the idea a year ago it's in my head somewhere, right? And so yesterday when we sat down to finally make it, I was like, fuck, how long has it been since I looked at this information? I think what you said, I don't really remember what this is.

Yeah, I had to sit down and re-familiarize myself. Luckily, Eric had to run a show, which helped a lot. He did some awesome producing. But yeah, I think we're going to film an eight episode season and we've got two but we can't film anymore for like a month because gavin's got schedule problems so eric when do you think it'll come out uh i think that the first episode will honestly if i can get an editor on this which is with bandwidth, tough, I think we could get something out.

Man, this episode comes out on, like, the 24th. I bet I could get something out next week. Wow. That would be insane. In terms of, like, by the end of August, I'd like to have one episode out, and I know that might drag because it's one episode, then a second episode probably, like, the following week,

and then who knows when we can do the rest. But I'd rather have something out and have people yeah watch and give us some feedback to see if they enjoy it and then really like let's film like 10 in a day yeah we just do like they are so fun they were so fun to do i would love to do like 10 in a day. You're going to kill Gavin. Yeah, Gavin will die. Chiropractor afterwards. For the record, I didn't try to hurt Gavin at all. 100%. This is not on Jeff. Absolutely on Gavin.

It was all me. Every single injury I took, and I didn't even expect to do any sort of stunt the entire day. It just kept happening. I mean, every single thing that happened to you is my fault well you said you're trying to shove jeff through the set so like it's definitely undeniably because i decided we should do a race at one point

oh it was gavin saying we should do a race and then jeff just keeps going what what do you mean how do we race what do you mean and then g Gavin just going, go, ready, go, go, ready, go. It was great. Yeah, I don't want to hype it up. It wasn't like a, it was, it was very goofy. Yeah, this isn't going to be like, this isn't like, this isn't some big Rooster Teeth first production that we spent tons of money on.

And it's going to be like a 30 minute episode. I think the episodes are probably eight or nine minutes. Yeah. Maybe 10. Remember, think face. that we spent tons of money on, and it's going to be like a 30-minute episode. I think the episodes are probably eight or nine minutes. Yeah. Maybe 10. Remember, think face. It's very dumb. But I will say this.

The set that I had in my head, Eric captured perfectly. And that was... I mean, it was like a one-for-one perfect set. I was so happy with the color palette and our design team, Michelle Sontag in design, with that Does It Do logo. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, it's nailed it.

It's a shame you messed up the costume. I didn't mess up the costume. Hey, Gavin. Yeah. I got the right size for you. You fit perfectly in that shirt. It wasn't what I asked for. You said extra medium.

That's large. What you asked for doesn't exist, dickhead. I'm going to defend Eric here. If somebody tells you what their shirt size is extra medium, what are you going to buy them? Large. No. That's not how extra works.

Yeah, even Nick. Even Nick. Nope. Nope. Because because with small extra small is smaller than small with large what's extra large extra large is larger than large right so extra medium you're applying the only one the only one that's extra being small there's one the rest are bigger. No, extra medium could not be more medium. It's like absolutely straight in the middle of medium.

That's medium! You're describing medium! I know! That's what I asked for! Before Gavin got there, Eric had the costumes laid out, and I went over to see which one was mine, and they were both the exact same waist and the exact same shirt size.

I looked at Eric and I was like, Gavin's not going to be happy if he finds out he and I are the same size now. I was like, man, things must be going rough. I wrote extra medium as a small slack joke and you took that to mean large. And I just don't think that's what extra medium means. I just, I don't know how you defend that. Fuck this. Yeah and I just don't think that's what extra media means well I just I don't know how you defend that fuck this yeah I really don't I'm with you Eric fuck this oh well I'm with Eric too I was there what what what are you talking about I just thought you know I just still end up with a medium I can see your confusion why'd still end up with a medium. I can see your confusion. Why would you end up with a medium?

You told me a different size. Extra medium! How can you agree with me and still argue your point? I mean, it's not what I would have bought, but I can see why you did. What the fuck?

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Terms apply. Oh, man, do you guys know what today is? What is today? Today is... Well, I'll let... No, you know what today is? What is today? Today is... Well, you know what? He's not going to guess anything useful. Is it the end of the redemption year? No, I think that happened already. This is the final day

of my bike ride banning because of the vasectomy. As of tomorrow, I can ride my bike again. That's exciting. And how's your scrot rot? The jock itch is under control. Yeah, I mean still there it's still discolored but they you know they say that that's normal and it'll still be there for up to eight weeks but uh i'm taking the pills i'm like a week into like uh two weeks of antibiotics or whatever and they gave me a much bigger tube of cream and then i'm in no pain but I'm still daily applying jock itch cream

and taking a jock itch pill every day. So I'm still just focused on dick health, dick area health every day of my life, as I have been for what seems like six weeks straight. Yeah, this will be, yeah, more than six weeks straight now. I can't, and you've never had this issue before, and now it's just this part of your life.

And it's like, it just perfectly framed my vasectomy. I got it two weeks before. It went away for the vasectomy. As soon as the vasectomy started to wean off the vasectomy, it came back. Yeah. Is it one of those things where once you get it, you're more prone to getting it again later?

I don't think so. Or is it just like you just had a terrible run? I think I just had a bad run, and I think it didn't totally go away, you're more prone to getting it again later? I don't think so. Or is it just like you just had a terrible run? I think I just had a bad run. I think it didn't totally go away, you know? And I remember like the dude, the pharmacist, I think I said this last time. The pharmacist did tell me when I got my pills and stuff. He was like, you might need more than this. These things are persistent.

I was like, shut up, dude. So I'll be apologizing to him if I see him again. So is it just mainly around the front? Like it didn't work its way behind? You didn't get like athletes? Like in the athlete's anus uh no no it's just it's just like on my thigh my right thigh oh and then up a little bit um kind of like where the waistband is would go around your pants kind of like uh in two spots like yeah that's so just in like sweat locked areas i guess so yeah i'm actually i was actually wondering because i had been uh not wearing the my my bog standard swim trunks this year you know the ones that i had like eight

pairs of that i was just only wearing i decided to mix it up a little bit this year so i've been wearing a bunch of different shorts and i'm wondering if maybe I just am disagreeing with the fabric, but clearly it's the jock itch, so it's probably not it. Yeah. Well, at least it's not spreading. It sounds like it's cut off. Yeah. You've hit a cap of it?

I think I'm on the back nine. We'll see. We'll see. I did some homework. Oh, shit. What'd you do? I watched Hands on a hard body. Oh, oh That's great. And when I got to the credits, I noticed a very special name in there Arnold Bosley Matthew McConaughey

Arnold freaking Bosley. I told you what does he have to do with that? I have no idea my brain still rejects that that's not Billy Zane I really have an issue with that every time every time I see him as the mummy idea my brain still rejects that that's not billy zane i really have an issue with that every time every time i see him as the mummy my brain just goes why do you think that's billy zane i didn't hey hey andrew until right now i thought that was billy zane yeah you thought billy zane was imhotep absolutely yeah no on the show i had that discovery like a year ago i've spent most of my life thinking that imhotep is Billy Zane. I didn't know that. I mean, I guess they got the same face and head.

They both have like dark eyes. Same face and head. I think Arnold Vosloo is from South Africa or something. I didn't even know his name. That will always just be

Billy Zane to me. That's crazy. I wonder what he would... Like McConaughey makes sense. It could be a different Arnold Vosloo. But that's a hell of a name. That's crazy. I wonder what he would, like McConaughey makes sense. It could be a different Arnold Vosloo, but that's a hell of a name. That is. That'd be quite the coincidence.

How many, yeah, how many Donald Vosloos in film are there? Arnold Vosloo. I don't know. God damn it. Yeah, I'm looking at IMDB and he's,

that's Arnold Vosloo that's listed there as a special thanks. OK, I'm trying to say you're saying you're seeing that those two dudes look alike. Yes. You're telling me that those two those two those two twins look alike. Yeah, I don't know how you can't. I don't know what you don't see. They look the exact same. No, I get it.

And those two, they definitely look alike. I never made the connection until this moment, but you're right. I always think of Billy Zane with hair. I think that's the thing. I always think of Billy Zane like in Twin Peaks. See, I think I've just missed hair Billy Zane. I don't think I've seen a lot of Zane movies. I haven't seen Titanic.

I didn't see Twin Peaks. My only point of reference for Billy Zane is not a Billy Zane movie. don't think I've seen a lot of Zane movies. I haven't seen Titanic. I didn't see Twin Peaks. My only point of reference for Billy Zane is not a Billy Zane movie. Yeah, me too. Jeff, you know what it is? It's a Billy Corgan, like, hair, no hair, Smashing Pumpkins thing. Ah. Billy Corgan, I don't think a lot of people have

seen Billy Corgan with hair. And I think that's what we're dealing with here. I think you're right. I think you're right. So you thought Imhotep was running around the Titanic? Well, I didn't know. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, when I heard Billy Zane was in the Titanic, my brain went, oh, wow, he's in that too.

Yeah, because I've never seen the Titanic, so it's not like I watched it and was like, Imhotep is doing shit. But just the knowledge. I always thought Billy Zane was a bit elvisy like i always thought like he could have done like elvis in a biopic i could see that in the the photo that gavin posted i'm assuming that's titanic or is that what is that that's twin peaks twin peaks okay yeah yeah i could see it you could see some elvis there what did you think of hands on a hard body gavin oh i

thought it was great and that guy you were describing was phenomenal oh the guy the air conditioner guy oh it's one of my favorite scenes from any movie ever it's a great monologue the genuine it's like an office moment the way he pivots to genuine fear about talking about his house going 15 below zero it's great it just builds so nicely i mean not to spoil anything but like the reasons why certain people get eliminated is so perfect for their character that like you couldn't script it better. It's just amazing. I'll be honest though, for a documentary about a subject, they sure as shit didn't film a lot of stuff that happened. No.

It's mainly character interviews I want to say, right? I haven't seen it in a long time, but it's a lot of like them away from the truck talking. I wonder how they even would have shot that because they didn't have much time beyond the truck. I wonder if all those interviews are post-competition. That's a good question. I never really thought about logistically how they would have captured those moments. I think they were grabbing stuff as it went on, like in the

breaks a lot. That'd be wild, the 10 of your 15 minutes spent talking about the things that are currently happening. It's such a weird... Did you also watch American Movie or just Hands on a hard body i've still got to watch american movie i think you'll like american movie even better hands on a hard body's pretty fucking great movie they're both great i just it's you get more of a deep

dive into the characters in uh american movie you get like you get more time with them i'll say and you get more invested in their lives, which I think helps. Who's in the credits, though? That's a great... Who credits for an American movie? Hopefully Arnold Vosloo. Or at least Billy Zane. Yeah.

Oh. That didn't help at all. Did you look up? I looked... Credits for an American movie? That didn't work. Google. Google didn't think

that was specific enough. Never mind. Lots of feedback about our cereal discussion from the comment leavers. Lots of... We really opened up some cultural doors there.

And apparently, ricicles are just like like what a frosted flake is to a cornflake oh really like a sugared frosted uh rice crispy but a lot of people saying they've never seen them so i think maybe they're done that sounds good though like adding more sugar to rice krispies i don't see why that would be a bad thing no that would be great i Maybe they sell some on eBay or something. Get an old box. Like how expired would you eat cereal?

Oh, pretty expired. Yeah, pretty expired. It also depends on the cereal. Like what ingredients are in it or on it. Largely on it. I wouldn't want to do something that was like marshmallow centric like Lucky Charms. That'd be tough. Amazon does not have rice-icles cereal.

I tried cinnamon toast crunch for the first time in my life like five days ago, four days ago. I cannot believe that that's a cereal. It is great. It's delicious, but it's just sugar. It's just cinnamon sugar in a bag with texture.

I couldn't believe how sugary it was. You know what's weird? I fucking love cinnamon and I love sugar and I love cereal, but I don't like cinnamon toast crunch. I know I'm an extreme minority, but I just something about it doesn't doesn't go together for me. That's so interesting because to me, it just tastes like a cinnamon treat you would get. I know. There's no difference to me. So that's so interesting because to me it just tastes like a cinnamon treat you would

get i know like there's no difference to me so that's fascinating i wonder what it is don't associate cinnamon with breakfast maybe i don't know that's totally fair because it was jarring to eat it i could not imagine having this as like a breakfast start to my day it's a dessert it's a great dessert the uh the audience uh also seems very keen on the idea of us doing some sort of a supplemental cereal tasting thing. So I guess we should probably do that at some point. Maybe we could do that during... Maybe we could all have cereal to kick off our office day. Yeah, but Andrew can't get involved.

He can eat cereal from fucking Canada. But that's what? I'm just going to eat my own cereal? Isn't the whole point that you're going to have cereals that you haven't had before? Well, yeah. We'll just mail them to each other and stuff. Okay. Well, that's a different conversation. I'm on board with that.

I'm just saying. I think we need to follow through. I think this is one of those things we shouldn't let dangle. No, I agree. But we also have the chips. I'm excited about the chip-off. Let's get the chip-off going. Then we can do the cereal. Yeah, stuff about the chip off. Let's get the chip off going. Then we can do the cereal. Yeah, stuff's really backing up. That's good, though. Well, it is good.

Because he wouldn't leave Canada, for Christ's sake. That's true, too. I said I wouldn't leave. It's very clear. Wait, when? That's also true. November.

Vegas in November. We're not going to Vegas in November. No, but I said that's what I'd go. Have you ever said that publicly, Eric? Like, do we announce that for some reason we're not doing that now? Yeah, I think we talked about it. Didn't we?

I think so. Well, either way, we're not going to Vegas in November. Yeah. I'm pretty sure we did. Nick's right. We did. Did we?

No, I don't think we did. Okay, then we're announcing it here. We're not going to Vegas in November. Well, it doesn't look like it. Yeah. What does that mean? We are not. What does that mean?

I mean, we might just go to Vegas in November. Just fucking go. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about the show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, it's probably not going to go. Oh, Nick.

Why do you keep saying probably? Why do you keep putting things on it? Qualifiers or whatever. Who can say anything definitively anymore in 2022? Everyone else got to do their live show. And we don't do ours. Well, yeah, it's because we were going to do ours in June. And you guys went, I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that in June. So we pushed it back. And now we're not doing it. I will take ownership of the fact that I wanted november that i pushed for november this is not my fault this is an insane to imply that this is in any way my fault well i have done june we would have done it it would have happened i will say this it would have happened in june i'm you son of a i don't really i don't really know how you're absolved. Like you changed the date.

Are you kidding me? You're going to blame me for this? That's outrageous. I thought we were pretty clear. I'm not going to get into why that's an outrageous statement. That'd be unfair to me. But I don't think I'm the one that dropped the ball. I'll just say that.

I'm not the one. I'm just say that. Who dropped the ball? I'm not the one. I'm not getting into what's happening, but you can't blame me. You said Eric dropped the ball? I'm not saying Eric dropped the ball at all. I'm just saying the ball may have been dropped and it wasn't me. Somewhere a ball is on the floor. I just don't know whose legs it's in front of.

You know who wouldn't have dropped that ball? Antonio Brown. We would have had Antonio Brown. No worries. That ball, we would be in Vegas in November. Hey, maybe we should, instead of whining about all this stuff we're not doing, let's focus on what we are doing. We're going to watch MVP 2 tomorrow morning.

That's happening. I'm so excited. It's monkey morning. That's really, it's monkey movie morning on Friday. That is really happening. Andrew, have you been working on your previously on? I wrote. So the problem is we were going to do this like

five months ago. So I rewatched Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, the date changed. You can't really blame me for that one. So I'm really going to think on what that is. You know, I guess I don't want to talk about who dropped the ball. Okay. I don't know what that was about. I'm just saying that people were

busy. We had to move it. So I took all these notes. And so I have to go back and find my notes on the point by points on the movie. Okay. Do you think it makes sense for me to record it independently? Or I feel like it would make more sense to just open with that. So people don't have to look for a secondary. What's the format?

Are you explaining it? Do we get a nice slideshow? Like what happens? Oh, I didn't even consider slideshow. Like, what happens? Do we get any pictures? I didn't even consider slideshow. No, I was just going to explain it. Ideally, it should be a PowerPoint. Yeah.

Or Google Sheets if you don't have it in this office. Google Sheets is fine. That's true. I'll take a sheet. You want a PowerPoint? Okay. Yeah. And by that, I mean, I will post photos into the Discord while I talk about it. I'm willing to do that. That's great.

PowerPoint. That's great. Yeah, but then we miss out on the transitions and stuff. Fuck. Okay. I'm going to, I guess I'll be screen grabbing tonight from fucking MVP. If you're going to do transitions, can you do star wipes? I like those.

Well, I'm not going to be doing transitions. Banana wipes. Banana wipes. What would a banana wipe look like? Banana probably. Shape of a banana. wipes i like those well i'm not doing transitions but i will banana wipes banana wipes what would a banana wipe look like it's not a probably shape of a banana well first of all i realized that i jumped the gun on this what is what are the wipes what are we even talking is that like a transitional effect what are we discussing i like how much of a yes man you are. You're like, absolutely, we'll get the star wipes in there. Yeah. What's a star wipe?

I don't know. He's like, he's like making notes to himself on the side. Good reminder, Google star wipe tonight. Can I tell you what I think a star wipe is?

Where my brain immediately went? Like a scene transition with stars going from left to right into the next thing. That is what I imagined. Yeah, mostly. Or like, I mean, there's, yeah. Yeah, that works.

Oh, I think Gavin may have submitted a gif of the one. Yeah, there you go. There's a gif of a Star White. That's a bit of a fancy one. I wouldn't be asking for that level, but yeah, usually it's just like that. Oh, those, okay. Yeah, I know what a Star White is then.

Yeah, so what? I think a banana would be like a shit. Yeah, it would be like a banana. I know what a star wipe is then. Yeah. So what? I think a banana wouldn't be like a shit. Yeah. It would be like a banana. It would just peel into the next scene. Peel into the next scene. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Well, none of that's happening, but I'll do my best to try to get photos. You've got a whole 24 hours. Well, you got a whole at least 18 hours to work on this. It would be shocking. Gavin, I just learned learned what F5 does. You think I'm going to fucking do banana wipes? I don't even know what's on my keyboard.

I'm going to Google banana wipe and see what comes up. Banana wipe. I'm so excited. I got Eric asked a question about MVP2, and I didn't realize it was in our face Slack. I thought Eric just messaged me that, and so I gave it a description, and then I regretted it because in our f*** face slack. I thought Eric just messaged me that and so I gave it a description and then I regretted it because

I'm like, oh, these are spoilers. These are key spoilers for the movie that we're going to see tomorrow. So all that shit was a... I found this. That is a banana wipe. It's a doormat. It's a doormat with a banana peel that says don't tread on me. That's

pretty funny. Andrew, have you started shopping from the end caps? You want to talk about that? Oh, maybe that could be next episode. Yeah, it's a little bit to go into. Maybe next episode we'll go into that. Yeah, I can't wait to see how you didn't do it. It's a little bit to get into. Don't get ahead of yourself.

It's a little bit to get into. You got 18 hours before tomorrow morning to go shopping at end caps. No, it's a whole thing. I will say I had a great disappointment last night. I'm sitting on a broken chair. I broke my... It finally happened.

Did not happen during a recording. That's very sad. My chair has been on the verge of breaking for like four months. I fell over in it in the past. Back in like February when I was having like the really bad foot issues, I was rolling out of my chair onto my bed so I could just, I avoid having to put any pressure on my foot. And I did it one time,

but I forgot to raise the armrest. So I just took the whole chair down with me and it is, has been in a bad spot since that point. And pump a wheel off or something uh no it's like the my my seat part has turned into an analog stick for the range of movement it allowed so i was like this is definitely gonna break and i hope it's during the show it was not i dropped my phone i went to pick it up while staying on the chair and it just cracked forward. So now my chair is constantly at a forward tilt unless I push

back on it. And whenever I get out of my chair, it goes to the highest height setting it can go. It's a great issue. I would like to walk your room with a clipboard like a house inspector. Just see just write down everything that needs to be replaced.

There have been some things. There have been some issues, sure i had to clean um somebody came through recently to check all the smoke alarms and while i was cleaning things i noticed in the corner of the ceiling was still partially blue from a time i dropped the slurpee and just flung it everywhere in my room from like five months ago. So I had to get rid of that. I remember that. Yeah, I went on a real run of dropping drinks to the point now where it is.

I've never been more scared than when I have to hold two drinks in my hands. If I've won in each hand, there is a genuine deep fear rooted in past trauma. I throw them. They just launch out of my hand. I need one hand to brace for impact because I'm almost certainly going to fall or drop or trip or do something if I have the largest size drinks

I could possibly have in my hands. I'm going to be... I feel like all the times we've hung out in real life in the past, I've never been worried for your safety. But now I'm just going to be petrified. I can't believe you never fell in front of us. Well, I guess you fell through the chair in front of Jeff.

Yeah, I fell through the chair with Jeff outside of that. I can't believe I never saw you roll an ankle on a curb or anything. Oh, technically Jeff has seen that too, but it was in the dark and I don't think he noticed. I'm trying to think if I ever just straight up... No, there's a time where I was in a room See I don't you're not very observant necessarily Gavin where I was visiting the office, and I was in a room And you know what I can out pull You walked in

Like that hey like said to the people in the room walk through went to a different room Was there for a little bit walk back out? I was just looking at you the entire time waiting for you to like see me and then i was gonna be like hey and you just didn't you just left you had no idea that i was in that room oh you know what it feels like huh yeah i do yeah i can relate to that jeff i'm probably just like oh i wonder who that is zero what are you gonna do about this new uh double drink carrying phobia that you have because it sounds to me like we need to do some sort of a drink carrying immersion obstacle course

therapy where we can uh like recreate your room outside and then run you through drills holding two drinks yeah i don't strengthen your ability and your confidence so you don't have to worry about this. That's what I do need. You're right. I need to gain my drink confidence back. It is at an all-time low. You need carry confidence.

What's your ankle integrity at right now, like percentage-wise? It's good. My ankles are 100%. That sounds like marathon talk. Oh, marathon talk. Yeah, you know, for sure. Yeah, you know, for sure. Yeah, you know, those exist.

We'll do those. We'll get around to it. When else are you going to be at 100%? That's the thing. I don't want to immediately go back to 0.5 on both. I'm kind of enjoying this stretch of 100 before I put myself back through the ringer. Huh.

I think that's no way to live life. Yeah? In what way? Well, you're potentially gonna miss out on experiencing a marathon because of... fear. You like, Kevin, you like to live your life point five ankles at a time. Like what are you saying? I'm trying to, if anything, I'm arguing I want to be able to enjoy things by having functioning ankles. You clearly want to do a marathon. You're never going to be able to do it at less than 100%.

So what do you need to start the marathon? I need some more time at 100% is what I need. That's fair. You just need to drink it in. That makes sense. Yeah, I just need to enjoy it a little bit before I crash the plane again. There needs to be time there's reasons why I didn't do the burger challenge back to back to back I need time

these things take take a toll they're tough but I'm excited one day it will happen hopefully soon hopefully like in a month if I get a month of good ankle time no issues I'm in a month is enough do you guys ever

watch that show hard knocks absolutely yeah this season is a gavin you've probably not seen it's hbo show and each each season they follow one of the worst performing nfl teams from the previous seasons spring training so like players trying to make the team getting cut rookies coming in trying to make a name for themselves and it's just like a docu-series that's just like six episodes and it's just a it's literally just like the team trying to build themselves up and get ready for the season and this year it's the Detroit Lions because they only won three games last year and uh the first episode is it was the only one that's out but the first episode is, well, it's the only one that's out, but the first episode literally has the coach sitting in front of all the guys

sitting in an air-conditioned theater, and he's giving them this pep talk, and he goes, pay attention to how you feel right now. How you feel right now, soak it up and enjoy it. This is the best you're going to feel till next March.

You're going to get progressively sorer and more injured and shittier every day from today for the next like 10 months. So just accept it and acknowledge it and move on. But soak up today and enjoy today because

today is the last day you're going to feel like this. That's all that was running through my head the whole time Andrew was talking about being at 100%. It's funny because that's also his mantra. He needs more time to soak it in. I do. I need to soak it in a little bit more. I like that a month was the amount, though. That's not very long.

How long would you give? If I was someone with the ankle problems that you had and you wanted to really enjoy the 100% ankles, I'd probably want a year. A year? Okay, but here's the thing. If I say a year, I'm going to get killed for that, I feel like. Yeah. I can't say a year. There's no way we'll let them go a year. There's no way that that's going to fly.

You are setting him up for failure. That's what they did after a month. Just a month. He's like, alright, time to get out there and risk both ankles again. Yeah, I think a month is fair. I will say a month can be a long time. Like, I haven't talked about this, but Emily, Emily went out of town to go visit her family

and Millie went to go stay with her mom. And I had eight days just recently, completely and totally alone. It was just me and the dog. I didn't see anybody. I didn't talk. I did go to the movies with Jack on a Saturday. But for like eight days, pretty much straight,

I didn't see or talk to anybody or interact with human beings at all. And that was only a week and it was at least a month of my life that it took. So a month can be a very... A month can feel like a year if you're alone in my house with just a bulldog

and no friends or family. You easily could have reached out for a lovely bike ride, or... Well, I can't ride bikes right now. Yeah, he's on break. No, that's a good, that's a great point.

Yeah. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining about it. I needed the time to decompress. I had just spent a pretty hellacious couple weeks dealing with Millie. Millie had her big jaw surgery

and so we were you know that was like the culmination of like years and years of like preparation and stuff so i was kind of like needed a week to kind of just like come down but uh but yeah i guess i could have reached out i was here i didn't i'll tell you i'll be honest with you for some reason i thought you weren't i was like Gab won't be around or Dan will be in town or something. So I just like, yeah, I just stared at the room. Could have wrote me a letter? I could have also texted you. I have your, I have your.

That's true. There's something. I don't know. I'm not complaining. I wasn't saying like, oh, I'm just saying, I'm just saying I found out quickly that a week can feel like a hell of a lot longer than a week. So a month to Andrew could be like a year.

Depending on what he does with it. Yeah, just, yeah, it's the time. There are certain weeks that are extremely long and other weeks that go by immediately so i feel like andrew and myself have hardly been talking yeah ever since the end of uh survive block island just people are gonna make a lot of assumptions about that statement we don't play Halo anymore? We should! I mean this is episode 117, this is... This is? We should play Halo.

I've still gotten... I've done every weekly challenge since Halo Infinite released. I'm still doing that, so... And co-op still isn't out. Co-op still isn't out, Forge isn't out yet, but that looks like it's coming out soon, and some of the stuff people have built in it is insane a lot of people who wanted uh wanted us to try and do halo 2 lasso without dying no i didn't i didn't think that would ever be done it's amazing that somebody did it i've been meeting oh has it been done now yeah somebody did it like last week and it was the person that was the closest i think it took him like eight hours or seven hours.

How is that possible? So I guess one of the it's only been done on the original Halo 2 Xbox version because there's something with I think like the frame rate that prevents the ability to shoot frequently. Like there's a slower firing rate on the old console. So I don't think anyone's been able to do it on the Master Chief collection, which has a higher firing rate on the old console so i don't think anyone's been able to do it on the master chief collection which has a higher firing rate um but it's a lot of like glitches and jumps and it's just a guy that like put in a lot of practice ahead of time like i think his thing was speed running halo 2 i could be wrong i don't know a lot about the person that did it i just can't imagine being in the boss fight for like, where you have to climb on and punch him in the face,

and there's elites all underneath you. And then if I die there, I'm back at Cairo Station. I can't get my head around that feeling. I can't imagine beating Cairo Station. Yeah, a very small percentage even accomplished that. It's an insane feat that the person accomplished. It's amazing. Well, congratulations to streamer Jervalin.

I think it's Jervalin. Jervalin. I'm going to go with... Down in Alabama, where I'm from, we say Jervalin. You can be Jervalin all you want, but if you come into my neck of the woods you're jerviling that was nice that was fun yeah excited to do one more

right now oh yeah we gotta roll right into the next one right now thanks for listening to another episode of the face podcast this was this episode is dedicated to guilty spark obviously that's a halo reference if you don't know what that is and uh oh you know one thing we mentioned i was gonna say tune in uh keep your eyes peeled because does it do will be coming out

at some point on our youtube channel and on rooster.com uh it is not an audio podcast it is a video show uh about 10 minutes long we'll let you know. But in addition to that, I feel like we should say, because I've seen people asking about it, and people are going like they haven't mentioned it since they initially talked about it. The animated faces are coming. They are. It's dated. They're actually, we have a release date.

I don't know if it's been announced. I don't know if I should give that release date because these things tend to slip. But we have, There are multiple episodes in the pipeline. We've seen two or three and they're fantastic and they're really awesome and they've done an amazing

job making us look funny and like humans, real humans. And so those will be some of us. By the way, the animated pickle one, the pickles on Gavin's porch, that's one of the episodes. That the way, the animated pickle one, the pickles on Gavin's porch, that's one of the episodes.

That's one of the stories. Eric in that episode is maybe my favorite thing. I cannot wait until that one's done. Anyway, so those will be coming out soon too. Probably, I don't know,

in the next month or so. So keep your eyes peeled for that. And bye. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a So keep your eyes peeled for that. And bye. Hey, guys. Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Someone lost their audio. Let the end cap challenge begin. Andrew bends the rules yet again.

The boys have to explain to Patton what an end cap is. Jeff can't spell marshmallow. Gavin absolutely destroys his wall. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.