Regulation Podcast - Zimmer Frames // How North is Hawaii? [50]

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers Mobile Game. Sponsored by: BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Adam & Eve (http://adamandeve.com) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Gavin Free and Andrew Panton. I think this is episode 50 or so. Does that sound correct? That sounds correct. Are we on 50? I think we are. I think that means... Big 5-0.

I think we are two episodes away, then, from Andrew officially firing off the fire extinguisher. I need to do work for that. I need to figure that out. Have you not figured it out yet? You've been figuring it out for two weeks. No, no, no, no, no, no. I have. I know what I need. It's just I need to get stuff to do it. It's a complex plan. Okay.

How can we help? How can we help? Absolutely no way. There's nothing you can do to help. Can I Google map you directions to your local fire station? I'll do it. No, no, it's good. I know where it is. I'm familiar with it. I double checked that already.

We're good. Well, you're on notice, buddy. You've got two weeks to figure it out. Oh, I have it figured out. It's just, it's a lot of work. It's going to take a lot of work. I need a gas mask. I need a whole bunch of stuff.

There's a lot of work. It's going to take a lot of work. I need a gas mask. I need a whole bunch of stuff. There's a lot of prep required to do this. And I'm excited to pull it and just nothing come out. Just zero pressure left. I do. I need a gas mask. Why don't you just go and grab a fresh one? What do you mean just go and grab? I'm not going to buy a new fire.

Where am I going to go? What do you mean? Buy a fire extinguisher? Yeah. Well, I got 50 bucks down. Yeah, I am I going to go? What do you mean? Buy a fire extinguisher? Yeah. Well, like 50 bucks down a... Yeah, I'm not going to fucking pay 50 bucks. We've got a budget now, don't we, Eric? I have 50 bucks for a

fire extinguisher. What's the point? The point is you don't have a working fire extinguisher in your house and you need one. And you paid $1,000 for a pink porta potty, asshole. This is going to save your life. That took a big dent out of the budget. Gavin is going to donate a

fire extinguisher to you, I have a feeling. Oh, I'll get you one, yeah. No. I can get you stuff. No, why would I get a different the whole point is it was part of the show, this one. It's not just any fire extinguisher. Yeah, but we don't want a limp fire extinguisher going off, do we? I feel like a limp fire extinguisher is

a perfect, like, fit for this show. I think it symbol to it. I feel like a limp fire extinguisher is a perfect fit for this show. I think it symbolizes this. It's like the tagline for the first year of this show. Oh, I see one here. $64. That's not bad. That's not bad for protecting your life. We need to figure out what we haven't resolved

is what we need to do. I feel like there are a bunch of loose threads. Oh, wow. It's early this week. Yeah. Henry found... I hid the owl. Henry found the owl and he is going to town.

Jesus. The problem is you don't take an owl away from a full-sized bulldog, English bulldog. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a good rule. He would win that fight. The thing is, Andrew, if you get a fresh fire extinguisher, you can choose the type. You can choose a less deadly type. Yeah, but I don't know what the... First of all, I feel like I'm going to take flight

if I do a fresh fire extinguisher. I'm scared of the pressure. You're not Sandra Bullock in Gravity. You know, it's... I'm worried about it. I don't know. I've seen a fresh fire extinguisher go off i don't want that in my life i kind of hope if you got like a wooden or laminate floor and you're on a i don't on a chair with wheels then maybe you'll get a bit of opposite direction going on but i actually would if i had space i would definitely do that i don't think my plan

it would work out how far do you think i could get with a fire extinguisher oh easily like across the room you could hit the other wall no but like could i if i okay if i was in a chair if i was in a chair with wheels what's the furthest distance i could travel you think with the basic i wonder how far i could get well now is it like do you mean like just have it hammered down the whole time? Or do you just spray it once? No, no, no. Like, I could do what I would like very much, like, Sandra Bullock in Gravity.

I could time my presses. But I don't know if a fire extinguisher works that way. I feel like it's kind of like one go. No, it's... You let go and it stops. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think you can pump it. It will have less pressure the second time you fire it,

but it'll still have a lot of pressure until it's done. I don't know. I think you should try this. Get back to me on the results. Have you never used one before? No. No, I've never used a fire extinguisher before. Only as a mic or pop filter stand.

That's the only use I've ever had. Do you know what's really exciting about this conversation? What is? You're not going to be able to say that in two weeks ever again. We'll see. I'm really good at disappointing the audience, Jeff. So we'll just, we'll find out what happens. I feel like the pickle though,

that wasn't disappointing. I love that one. The pickle was pretty phenomenal. The pickle was good. I think the salad was good too. Speaking of, well, I mean, you know. It's not good. Good to you.

Speaking of disappointing the, it's not good. Good to you. No. Speaking of disappointing the audience and loose threads, I was listening to this week's episode, which by the way, I have got to stop listening to our podcast again.

I cannot stand me and I'm not going to get into a whole thing because we did it last week. We did it on the RT podcast, but Jesus Christ, do I great. And,

and what's with my laugh also I don't know what people are talking about anyway this is not about that which episode was this? this was the one where we were talking about the anal it was when you threw Andrew

into the anal trenches yeah so in that though Andrew mentioned that he would consider trying a full bath first and and letting us know how it how it felt and so i was wondering did you ever did you ever attempt to do it the other way and get into a full bath i did but not on purpose something happened i think i ran the water and then i realized i i had to use the bathroom like i got in and i was like i gotta use the bathroom and the water started and i was like i'll just let it full fill i didn't like it it's

very dangerous it got really high up and i had to like slowly lower my body in as it rose so it wouldn't overflow the tub i'd like slowly drain it inch by inch as i went into it was not a good experience so you filled it up to the drain oh, yeah, it filled just it kept going and then by the time I was done and ready to get into it It was already like essentially full so I had to stand in it and then slowly inch by inch go lower and let it drain Itself as I get yeah, it was bad. It was a bad experience You do everything by extremes. Why don't you do something in the middle for once? Let's just shoot for shoot for a five think by extremes. Why don't you do something in the middle for once? I didn't plan. Why don't you shoot for a five?

Oh my God, dude. I knew you were going to find a way that if the answer was yes, I knew you would find a way to make it stressful. But I wasn't trying to. It's just how it happened. Okay. Yeah. I wasn't even going to bring that. It didn't register. It was such a non-event.

It was an unpleasant experience. So you're pretty happy at this point in life with the established way of things when it comes to baths. Oh, yeah. I've continued to do what I was doing before. Man, I'll tell you another thing that annoyed me from that episode. And I, God, this is another reason why I can't listen to podcasts anymore. I was in the Batnob conversation participating in it, leading it, if you will uh made total sense to me in the moment going back and listen to that bad conversation cup i get it now i have no fucking clue what we were talking about i was all over the place i i don't know what the answer is i don't know where we are i don't understand even what i was

talking about in the bat knob conversation i have so much bat knob confusion right now i'm ready to be done with the whole thing uh yeah whole thing all I got from it is that we ended up confused and Eric ended up annoyed that it was like the discussions had somehow been undone from the meeting well the meeting was it was a bunch of adults talking

and making sense and then trying to relay that info it was a mess because I was there and it made perfect sense what they said. And then I couldn't have been more confused, Jeff, when you were explaining everything. And I don't feel like you said anything necessarily incorrectly off of memory, but I was just completely lost. I think I'm the weak link, though, because I wasn't in the meeting.

I either need to be all in or all out. Like, I should have just kept my mouth shut the entire time. And I think there would have been less confusion. I like your idea, Gavin, of Jeff having to nail a thousand nails into each knob. I think that's a great thing. And we should go in that direction. My only thing was I didn't want people in the audience to buy something that was untouched by Jeff's misery.

Well, here's the deal. I realized I have no fucking clue. I know that there's something is in the works, but from this point, at this point, I don't know what it is. I really, some knobs or bats or something are going to show up to me at some point i assume and i will i have no idea what i'm supposed to do with them that is a problem for future jeff because i uh i it broke my brain trying to make sense of what we were talking about i think it was like a mix of ideas because we also talked about like the concept of finding a bat match to

your knob and I don't think that idea is fully worked out premise yeah I think it just kind of it all mixed together I think the main takeaway though is that you need to nail a thousand nails into that yeah probably okay well anyway

you know this Jeff doesn't have to the other down the road Jeff does so this Jeff doesn't couldn't give two shits. Hey, can I can I show you guys some a funny photo? Two funny photos? Yeah. So earlier I was telling this to before you came in, Gav, I was telling Andrew and Eric, I was doing some just like a little bit of shopping for some like baseball card stuff.

And I stumbled on something so goddamn funny, I couldn't believe it. And so now I want to show it to you guys. So I'm going to put it in Discord. Basically, what I was doing, I'll explain it to the audience, is I was... How do I add an image? What do you mean? How do you add it? Stop, stop, stop.

You've done this so many times. Yeah, yeah. I know. Okay, I'm going to do it right here. I'm doing it differently today. Documents, desktop. That's right. Was it this one? No, it's this one. Okay, I'm going to do it right here. I'm doing it differently today. Documents, desktop. That's right. Was it this one?

No, it's this one. Okay, so I have all these, when you collect baseball cards, you put them in big cardboard boxes, right? And so I was looking for, I was going to write, I have like 40 of them now, and I can't tell them apart.

But I was thinking about writing like basketball, Marcus Smart, Celtics, whatever on them. But then I find that I shuffle them around a lot, and I don't want to have a bunch of crossed-out Sharpie shit. I just don't want to look trashy. So I thought, I'll buy some stickers. I'll buy some nice stickers, and I'll put some stickers on it.

Like a football means those are football cards, or a sticker of the Celtics means they're Celtics cards. And so I thought, I wonder if I can get granular and get down and get like a Marcus smart car, a sticker. So I searched on Amazon and this is the pure result. There's some, uh, vinyl stickers,

all pictures of Marcus smart, my favorite basketball player. Right. So I was like, cool. I bought a couple of those. Then I thought, I wonder what happens if I,

if I can search for, because Marcus smart is not an all-star. He's well-loved on our team, but outside of Boston, he's not like a huge property or anything. So I thought, well, if Marcus Smart has his own stickers, is it possible that Don Zimmer has his own stickers? So I searched initially for just Marcus Smart sticker, right? And that was the result. And we'll put this up on the Instagram. This is what the result for Don Zimmer sticker. It's the cane.

It's a bunch of canes and walkers. It is eight products. One is a kid's story. One is gut health. Another one is digestive. Both two are digestive health for old men. And then five of them are assisting like walkers. Do you know why those walkers are there because don zimmer's old i don't know because that's that is called a zimmer frame are you serious yeah that's what those that's what those walkers are called and they're named after don zimmer yeah maybe that's not like uh

maybe that didn't make it to north America. I know those as Zimmerframes. I've never heard that word. Really? Never heard that in my life. No. Yeah, just put in Zimmerframe into Google. I bet you'll get... Not only that, Gavin,

that may be true in your country, but I don't see the word Zimmerframe anywhere on any of those pictures either. I see Drive Medical Deluxe Two-Button Folding Walker. I see Drive Medical Four-Wheel Walker, Rotator with Fold-up removable back support, et cetera, et cetera. But nowhere does it say Zimmer...

What did you call it? Zimmer frame? Zimmer frame. Yeah, just Google Zimmer frame. You'll see what you get. Yeah, I googled it. It immediately just goes to walker. Eric's never heard it either.

Why is it called a Zimmer frame? So in the UK, Don Zimmer popularized a walker and it's named after him. That's kind of like when I went to, the first time I went to England with you, Iggy Pop was all over the buses selling life insurance. Selling insurance. It was so weird to see, and I guess Iggy Pop is a huge insurance guy in the UK. I guess Don Zimmer was a huge walking cane guy. That's really cool.

It's also fucking funny still. It is. I love the idea of buying a walker to enter the Zimmer zone. Like, it's the first step. It just gets more complicated every day. Can we sell walkers? Yeah, we could sell a Zimmer frame and just be like, you just keep it. You'll need it one day.

It's an investment. They might get really expensive in the future. You know how they put tennis balls on the bottom of them to help people slide? We could put little Zimbears on the bottoms. I like you and Zimbears. I was thinking you were going to go baseball. I would never assume. It's such a further leap.

Well, it's a Zimbear. It is the Zimmer frame. Oh, and then you could get the the don zimmer fan you could just take out the whole like the handle part put that on the front you got a zimmer mobile oh man great hey speaking of don zimmer i guess which is something that we for some reason do a lot these days yeah certainly not intentionally uh can i tell you guys how I f*** faced myself at work yesterday please do it's Zimmer related you went to work well I mean I was

yeah I was working at home but we had and obviously you guys weren't there or you would have known this but we have once a month or so or I don't know every six weeks however often it is we have a company wide all hands meeting which once a month or so, or I don't know, every six weeks, however often it is, we have a company-wide

all-hands meeting, which all company employees are encouraged to attend. Didn't see you there yesterday, Gavin. Anyway, so I was... You seem to have missed the last 650. I was in the all-hands, and

it's like through a Zoom meeting or whatever, right? Or one of those different ones. One of those proprietary ones ones you have to fucking install and uh i was just sitting in there watching uh as things were going and they were mentioning about a production that we had just done like one of our tentpole productions that uh we shot last week kind of about an hour outside of town uh obviously covid safe and all uh But it was like a super intense, like three or four night overnight shoot with a lot of people, a lot of moving parts that came together kind of at the last minute. And they were mentioning it. And I thought it would be nice to give credit to that department and give them kudos because they worked so hard. So I typed up

this big, long couple paragraph thing about how hard they worked, and how much credit they deserved, and how much I appreciated it, and how much they kicked ass. And then I pasted it into the text on the side of the all hands. And then I looked over, and I realized that I, even though I'm not a, I'm no longer, I no longer present as a panelist in those very often. There's like two channels, you're in panelist or or everybody like panelist and everybody right and i always fuck up because i'm always in the panelist and i always type stuff to everybody and it's in the panelist thing and then nobody sees it and then barbara or somebody has to go jeff you're just talking to us again and i'm like all right and then it's always embarrassing and i've done it like a hundred percent of the time time. So I noticed at first and before anybody could tell me I was stupid, I scrolled over and

I just selected all that text and copied it, hit paste in the change the dropdown to, you know, panelists and attendees hit send. And I went back to watching the presentation. There's a presentation going on this whole time. People are talking about business and the company and stuff. And and then I glance over after a few minutes and i see people saying what the hell what the hell was that and i see jordan go jeff what was that and i go oh no oh no and i look over and i have not pasted all that text what i have is a link. Just a link. And I have the biggest butt clenching

am I about to, like, from this moment until the moment I click that link and find out what I have sent the entire company, during the company all hands, is now the most intense moment of my life. My asshole is eating itself from the inside.

It's sucking me up. My throat is trying to meet my asshole in the middle. I'm no taller than, standing straight up, I can't be taller than 4'3 at this point. I have compressed internally as my limbs are retracting. I'm turtling into the, it's like there's a black hole devouring me from the inside, right? And I'm folding in, like the... It's like there's a black hole devouring

me from the inside, right? And I'm folding in like the house at the end of Poltergeist. Yeah. And I slowly... I'm just looking at the link, and I'm thinking to myself, this is my... I don't do anything bad. I don't do anything bad. I don't copy or send bad things.

I don't copy bad links. This is a work computer. I mean, it's not a work computer. It's my home computer, but it's in my library, and't copy bad links. This is a work computer. I mean, it's not a work computer. It's my home computer, but it's in my library, and I just bought it. You're a good person. You're a good person. And I've only ever done work stuff on this, you know? Or, like, maybe buy some stickers for Marcus Smart, you know?

I'm not doing anything dangerous. I'm a good person. What could it be? I haven't sat at this computer in, like, a week. What is that fucking link? And I click on it, and it's the goddamn video of don zimmer as et in the fucking gif in the seat and et in the closet and i look at it and the whole company is going what the fuck is that and i have to go oh i'm sorry i'm sorry that's Don Zimmer see what happened was I meant

to copy and paste uh some kudos for the live action team and I'm explaining the whole thing and typing it out and then at some point Sophie goes Jeff shut up we're in the middle of a in the middle of a presentation and I was like oh god I'm so sorry the whole time people were trying to talk and I'm I'm trying to explain it and everything every explanation needs another explanation i'm like 80 paragraphs into this and the whole company's like shut up idiot and i i wanted to die oh my god i just love the idea of the gravity of your anus just increasing the moment you oh it. Oh, God. The concept of you just swallowing

yourself and getting swallowed. I have never been scared to click a link in my life. You can't do blind pastes. You've always got to check your pastes. I was just doing ten things, you know? I was listening to what somebody was saying

on the thing, and it was just a nice type thing about how hard the live action team worked. Stephanie and all those guys and Chris and Jessica and Marcus and just everybody. And then I just fucking sent a random ass unexplained picture, horrible picture of a floating human bear in Drew Barrymore's bedroom. By the way, at the beginning of that story, I just happened to glance one of the things on my Google page for, for Zimmer frame.

It's inflatable Zimmer frame for Halloween. I can't imagine. I was thinking, is there anything that is rendered more useless when inflatable than a dimmer frame? That's what we gotta sell. Oh, we gotta sell those. That's what we gotta sell. gotta sell oh we gotta sell those

that's what we gotta sell oh Eric please tell Tony and Robert to make that oh my god that's amazing that guy's been dead for way too long for us to get this much enjoyment out of him I can't

believe I never heard of him until this podcast nobody that listens to this podcast has ever heard of him he was an old timer when I was a kid you know I had like a what's the opposite of a f*** face I don't know a pleasant moment

a win you had a win an unexpected win the other day I was walking I decided to, I needed to go for a walk. I decided to walk to the capital, which is far from where I live.

I had to walk for quite a long time. The moment I set foot out of my door, something blew in my eye, like a bit of grit or dust or whatever. And I, you know, you have stuff in your eye and it's usually like a couple of minutes of, you know, farting around in your eye,

trying to like move your eyelid or like blinking or looking in a certain direction it just wouldn't come out i was about 45 minutes into my walk and i just had tears streaming down my face i was like i'm gonna dehydrate from crying because this shit has gone in my eye it's a hot day in the end i was just really annoyed it was really uncomfortable and i was even debating like do i just turn home and then like run my eye into water or something and then i heard an ambulance and i saw the cars like peeling out the way and i just looked at the ambulance instantly healed what like the act of moving my eye to look at the ambulance coming from behind me i guess perfectly moved the grit out of my eye and i was healed by an ambulance just by looking at

and i thought what a perfect vehicle to help me that's fantastic i don't that's ridiculous have you ever had have you ever had like something like that magic that happened yeah no probably yeah that's that's crazy i can think of and you did you never felt it again it was like it was gone and there was no more yeah and either like moved into my tear duct and came out or something did you wave and land them or anything i didn't get a chance they're just whizzing by but i wish i could tell them that they healed more than one person they need it for their probably helps them fill a quota yeah oh my god i'm probably gonna get a bill for it though how was the capital it was fine it's still there just in case you're wondering were you able to walk up to it uh yeah i was just in

like the front grounds or the back i i honestly i don't know which end is the front or the back they both look pretty the same i thought i thought they had had it like closed off still that's cool if you can go walk up to it i used to ride my bike up there a lot it's nice it's bloody massive yeah it's huge it's huge it's uh i think they say it's at least, it's probably one of those like, you check it on Snopes, but I was always told that there's a height limit on how tall a U.S. capital can be, a state capital,

and that the Texas capital is three feet taller than that. And he's like, fuck you. Dude, you know what? Can I say something good about Texas though? I'm gonna say something fucking awesome about Texas. I gotta roll it back a bit, okay? And I got to roll it back a little bit to explain it, though. So I can't drink milk because...

Because it's white. Well, yes, because it's white. But in addition to that, there's a medical reason for it. I have a minor or a medium sensitivity to dairy, but mostly just milk. I think it's the lactose in milk. And so if I like eat cereal, I would never drink milk for any reason ever. Like I would rather die than drink a glass of milk. But I, you know, milk and cereal is totally fine, right? It's how you deliver the cereal. cereal is uh unfortunately for me one of my favorite foods uh however when i drink milk uh even in cereal i get like painfully intense farts and not like

the fun kind of farts where like i get to ruin people's day because they hurt so bad and they make my tummy hurt so bad that it just ruins my day and they're not fun to fart out and the smell even makes me sick like it's a sour milk smell and i don't fun to fart it's not a fun fart i don't like it and it's not worth the pain and so i have largely avoided cereal in my life as an adult because it's just not worth the effort uh however my my, my beautiful, wonderful girlfriend, Emily, she bought me some lactose-free milk the other day. And I had some. And it's amazing. I have been on a cereal tear, right?

Just a fucking cereal tear. Like it's been a tsunami. I'm making up for all the lost cereal time in my life. And it's fucking fantastic. I'm eating like four bowls of cereal a day. I had a bowl of cereal right before this podcast, actually it was my second bowl today, just because I'm so fucking jazzed that I can, right?

And my tummy's fine, my butthole's fine, no stinky farts, no sour smell, no nothing. Now what this has to do with Texas is, fucking Texas is awesome because my favorite cereal is Captain Crunch, right? And I like Captain Crunch, I like Captain Crunch with crunch berries. And I like peanut butter crunch.

And I rotate between the three. I like them all for different reasons. Is a crunch berry a type of berry or they've made other berries crunchy? It's the same consistency as a Captain Crunch. It's just a different color. And it's round. And it's got whatever chemical red or blue taste it is right and uh anyway so they make because we're fucking badass they make special captain crunch with

texas-sized crunch berries and it says it on the box captain crunch texas-sized crunch berries and it's fucking amazing the crunch berries are huge and it's fucking amazing. The Crunchberries are huge, and it's phenomenal, and I have eaten three boxes of it in the last week, and I cannot get enough, and that's all I wanted to say, is that you mentioned Texas, and it reminded me that Texas-sized Crunchberries are fucking amazing. Some stuff scaled up is better, but a lot of food doesn't make sense to be bigger.

Yeah, I agree. Like, I don't think I'd want to eat, like, you know when you take a bite of sushi, you know, with the rice under it, the fish and the rice what's it nigiri that wouldn't make any sense if it was like the size of your fist it'd be it's all good but it was like a whole fish yeah all the ratios would be way off it would be terrible i'm trying to you realize like there's no way that's exclusive to texas jeff what do you mean that's cereal. Well, the Texas side, like it's not, it's they make a product and they're using it to turn it off. You're saying it's sold everywhere.

Under a different name? Yeah, no it's just Texas sized I feel like it's just like a general term. Yeah, but you still have to thank Texas for being that state though don't you? I also, I also, I don't know that that's correct because I think you can only buy it at HEB which is a Texas grocery store. Oh, really? Yeah, I couldn't. What a weird fucking thing wait so heb have captain crunch brand look it even says

limited edition oh okay three times bigger yeah dude they're three times bigger i'm telling you they're fucking amazing monster munch cereal yeah eric says he thinks they call it Mega Berries elsewhere. I don't know if that's true. I don't know. I can't confirm or deny that. All I know is that it says Texas on it. I think Mega Berries is a cooler name than Texas-sized. I'd agree.

I don't know. All I know is I'm eating them, and they're fucking delicious. There's no Mega Berries at the fucking grocery store. There's only Texas-sized berries. And only at H-E-B. Can't get it at Randall's. I've tried. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you.

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Have you ever lived on the mainland? No, I've only ever lived where I live. So you've just operated on island time the entire time. Exactly. Yeah. I've never been anywhere else. How far north have you been? Just like the top of your island?

Like, are we counting like vacations? Yeah. How far north? Because everyone in Canada lives very close to the border, don't they? That's where like most of the people are. Where is Hawaii north? Where is Hawaii? Is that up or down?

Where is Hawaii? That's far away. That's. Where is Hawaii? Hawaii is north of Canada? Well, I don't know where. It's, well, the U.S. is, well, Alaska's north, right? Yeah.

Well, yeah. It's like west of Canada, isn't it? Well, it's above me, I believe. Let's look at a map. I don't know where everything is in America. Where is Hawaii? Hawaii's like in line with Mexico, isn't it? But out in the Pacific. Oh, is it way down?

Yeah. That might be. The tropical climate is a dead giveaway. Closer to the equator. If you keep going north, you would probably end up at Hawaii first. So in a way. Wait, what? Well, if you keep going, keep going up.

Well, wait, where is Hawaii? Where am I? What do you mean? Oh, no, I would never. Okay. Do you see? No, I guess Texas would be technically the furthest north i've been you have to run me through what you just said about the north north to hawaii thing what you what okay

so do you see my island look at the i look at the map look at the okay on that geography of the map is your island that like skinny bit of canada that snapped yeah bottom left that like skinny bit of Canada that snapped up? Yeah, bottom left, that skinny bit. That's its own self. If we just keep going up, which is north. To Canada? I guess, yeah. If we go up and around the globe, if we just keep going, endless summer style, I would end up, I'd end up, I guess, on Texas is the lowest place. So I guess Texas is technically wait wait wait keep going

How are you getting to Texas? Well because if I just keep going up and it's a circle, so I'm gonna round back Yeah, but if I just keep you crash into Russia surely yeah I definitely what I'm saying if we're ignoring that if we're in the air We're just flying straight the lowest place place I'd hit that I've been eventually going around the globe is Texas do they teach geography on Vancouver Island I don't listen if we go north

if we just keep going I'm not saying that it's the next area you live on a globe you live on a sphere Andrew you go north anywhere you'll end up exactly where you were that's my point it doesn't matter you go north anywhere, you'll end up exactly where you were. That's my point. It doesn't matter. You go in any direction, you'll come back around. I've never been anywhere north of me.

We gotta keep going until we loop around, and then we'll eventually get there. I don't know what you want from me. It's Texas technically. Well, I asked how far north have you been? You said Hawaii, and then you said Texas. I don't know what to do I said I don't know where Hawaii is

Because Alaska I know is up above I don't know where Hawaii was located On the Alaska scale Of where the places are It's on it's own thing It's detached from everything I wasn't sure where the islands were It's Texas is the most north I've ever been.

What? Texas is the most north you've ever been and you live in Vancouver? Yeah. Because if you keep going up north, you keep going up. Yeah. You eventually will circle the globe, Gavin. And I'm not gonna go over, Texas

Obviously, yeah, but the polls stay where they are just because you went north for a really long time you end up south That's not north No, but if I keep going north I eventually keep going out if no if you right technically if you keep going north and you only go north you'll end up walking in Circles around where the North Pole what I'm saying that's not near Texas though no but it's of the areas I've been if you keep going straight if you keep going straight over the North Pole you're going south well eventually but I'm going north eventually I end up south but I'm saying if I started north and I just kept going as far north as I could.

Jeff, help me change the subject as quickly as possible. No, no, you guys are doing great. Keep it up. Eric and I are having a whole other conversation. No, no, no. If I start north, I know eventually it becomes south. I'm answering your question. I've never been anywhere north.

You've never answered this question. What do you mean? I just did. No. What are we? have you ever been to alaska no i've never been anywhere above me okay i've only been below fly to anchorage and then that's it that's your answer just so you have an answer because otherwise you keep saying hawaii texas no i said hawaii once because i wasn't sure where hawaii was on the location I wasn't sure if it was around Alaska. I wasn't sure if it was above or below. Have you ever been to Kamloops?

No. I guess, you know what, technically, I mean, if you go up the island, but that's such a lame... I assume you meant in a different country. Not somewhere else in Canada. No, I was asking about Canada because it's... Oh, well then, yeah, I guess it's just my island. It's just like a city up my island. So you've never been higher in the mainland than the highest point of your island

i yeah i believe that is true i guess like port of bernie would be the you've never been to edmonton or calgary i've never no nope you should go to the very northern tip of vancouver island and see if you can see Texas. I definitely cannot. I know where those are. Have you been to Winnipeg? No, I've only been to Western Canada. I've never been to the East Coast or any of the central areas.

I feel like you're not well-traveled at all in Canada, but you've been to other places. You've been to the U.S. a lot. Yeah, I've been to Hawaii. I've been to San Francisco. I've been to Texas. I've been to other places. You've been to the US a lot. Yeah, I've been to Hawaii. I've been to San Francisco. I've been to Texas. I've been to California. So is Texas the furthest east you've been? Yeah, I believe that is true.

And how did you get there? Did you go west to get east, or did you go east to go east? No, no, I went, I guess, southeast. All right, good. The normal way. I went south, and then I went east. I guess, right? So I would have went from here to California, connected. Or Arizona. Typically it's Arizona I connect at. And then you go to Texas.

But I mean, I'm not wrong. If I went a straight line, if I'd gone on a plane, had unlimited fuel, and I just flew. Just flew north. I'd eventually round around. I'd just flew. Just flew north. I'd eventually round around.

I'd come back to where I was. Is that not correct? But who asks that? How is that a part of my question? Was I ever like, what's the furthest north you've been via the south? No, this is how I thought about it, Gavin. I asked Hawaii because I didn't know where it was. Then we established where it was.

Then I thought, okay, if I'm hopping on a plane and I'm just going north, I just keep going straight, that's the first thing I'll be able to see. Should we add in a passage of time into this conversation where we just fade out and then it fades back up to the end so the audience doesn't have to see it?

I answered your question. I think Iceland is the furthest north I've been. Okay. so the audience doesn't have to see it. I answered your question. I think Iceland is the furthest north I've been. Okay. Was this just like a whole fucking, was this the brag about you've been to Iceland? What was the point of this question? Oh, I've been to Iceland. How did we get here?

I was just adding in, because Jeff said that the furthest north he went was Alaska. I forgot about Iceland. I have been to Iceland a couple times. Yeah, you went to Reykjavik, right? And Keflavik as well, yeah. Stockholm I don't think is further.

I think that's south. But I think Sweden does go a little bit, I don't know. I think Iceland is my furthest. Eric, what about you? He's been to Seattle or Toronto. Yeah, you can kind of take your pick there. But, I mean, I'm also from Southern California, so is that more north than either one of those places if you go north to get to?

Eventually. According to Andrew. Yeah, it's true. Something to think about. I like how he kept saying, I'm not wrong. I mean, if you keep going north, eventually it becomes south. eventually it becomes south but if i started on a northern journey it didn't stop until i came across something i'd been to it would be back at that you'd be the u.s it'd be the southern u.s i get what you're saying i just that wasn't that wasn't what i asked and i don't know why you

said it well it's i went on the journey i i fulfilled your question i literally i went on an adventure it was definitely a journey hopped on a plane in my head oh it's texas now that i've pretended that none of that just happened can i take umbridge with you two assholes yeah i fucking i'm a little fucking annoyed with both of you and here's why my friends go ahead okay so i was in bed last night i was watching uh ceiling basketball as you do yeah uh got my girlfriend snoring right next to me they got the dog snoring on my feet so i can't hear the fucking thing anyway so i'm like you know what i'm gonna turn off i'm gonna turn off this game and i'm just gonna go to bed i'm just gonna go to sleep and uh like no worries and i turn off the ceiling tv and then i lay down to go to bed and as i'm laying there you know falling asleep uh a very easy common thing for me to do i have a little thought flicks through my head it says uh oh it's wednesday night

and i laughed to myself i said i bet gavin and andrew are having trouble sleeping because they always bitch about it and then i laughed to myself for a while, and I thought about what idiots you guys are for not being able to sleep. And then I thought, what would they even be stressed out about? And that was it. That was the moment. And then I was awake for like another four hours. And I was cursing you guys the entire time.

And then Arrow woke me up at five this morning, so I got two 1⁄2 solid hours of sleep, maybe 3 if I'm lucky. And fuck you two. So you heard the storm? Yeah, storm didn't bother me at all. Storm's not an issue. I'm not afraid of thunder and lightning. I find it comforting. But the storm that was inside my head was way worse.

Andrew, what's your story? It's funny you mention that, Jeff, because I had the same thought this morning. I texted Gavin, how did he sleep? And I replied, I slept like shit. I was up for like three hours with the really loud storm. I don't typically have the sleep issues before the show it's more of like the day of that is terrifying um but i i could not go to sleep either i was up until 5 a.m my time and then woke up at like 7 45 so i'm on i'm on three hours of sleep but the thing I was doing I found my gems

of war Jeff I found my gems of war I want to be clear up front this is a bad video game nobody should be playing this but I can't stop I've become obsessed with the Property Brothers mobile game I cannot stop playing

I'm on level 181 it's a mobile game based off of the Property Brothers mobile game. I cannot stop playing it. I'm on level 181. It's a mobile game based off of the Property Brothers. I'm in it for the plot, Jeff. I hear you laughing. I'm a big plot guy. I can't put this story down. It's ridiculous.

It's a piece of shit game. Nobody play it, but I can't stop. I'm advancing. I'm fixing houses. It's a Candy Crush clone. You just start clicking things, push it to. Brothers. Property Brothers. Are you not aware of the Property Brothers? I did an event with those new clones. I think I've met these people.

Were they at Brandcast? Were they at the YouTube thing? They probably were. I saw them at a similar thing in LA. I don't like them. I'm not a fan of their show. Why did you start playing? Why do they have a game was my initial thought it's like what could this possibly be and then it was exactly what i thought it's a mobile game that is like trying to get as much money out of you as possible i'll never put money into it but i can't stop playing it now

and i just keep advancing the story it's great it's shitty and all like the fun ways you'd want from that game like they're constantly plugging their book and really force ways the audio yeah like it's like you put so you you do these puzzles and you get coins and then you can upgrade the house for people and it'll be like you put books down they'll be like oh i noticed you put your book and then they'll just show a screenshot of their book they'll be like yeah maybe some good reading for you if you want they keep plugging it the audio is like clearly pulled from the show but they also have filmed things for the game like I hit level 100 and it was a video of them congratulating me and popping off confetti it's it's ridiculous it's a terrible game but I cannot stop playing it how many hours into the

story are you well that's you know what I'm probably a how many hours into the story are you well that's it you know what I'm probably a solid 10 hours into this game because Jeff when you hit certain points how it works is like all mobile games you get a certain amount of tries and then you have to wait for them to charge money to get out of but handle it at certain times you get unlimited energy if you hit certain levels or if you level up a house you got like one hour of unlimited energy so you just got to grind those puzzles out you got to go deep in those moments um it's terrible but it is my new garfield cart i was playing last night until five because you were waiting for time to pass so you could play more property brothers no well that was part of

the issue is i got i got an unlimited boost at like 2 a.m for an hour i gotta fully can't waste it at all yeah i'm excited to see the video when i beat level 200 um but the problem is is that they just started this event and i'm uh i'm number one i'm number one in my category i'm in like the beginner tier because I'm early in the game but they have a leaderboard for this event and I'm number one right now what are you doing to get such a high score like what is the hard bit

oh my god it looks like the sims that picture it's terrible you have to complete puzzles and they put little tickets on some of the pieces and you need to try to collect as many tickets as you can per puzzle clear you end up with sort of like between 15 if you have like 20 that's a really good run so are you number one in the world i'm number one in the world right now for the beginner category i'm the number one property brothers player in like the hobbyist tier

i gotta say there's a lot of gaps between each of those scores. I feel like it's maybe not the most populated leaderboard. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how many people are playing. When Andrew started way at the bottom at number 14, he had to work his way all the way up to number one. Hey, I started at 42, okay?

You don't understand. It was a climb. It's been a journey to get here. I'm going to hear Jeff as a basketball fan. You will appreciate this. Tell me you do not want to advance the story when you get plot moments like that. It's Drew explaining the 43-inch vertical,

and he's dunking. That's true. And Jonathan said, I i'm gonna dunk on this house i don't know if jonathan knows what what is his name john i don't even know their names i'm not a fan of yeah i don't know they're very bland like they come off as disingenuous whenever you fail they say like good try it just comes across like you're a piece of shit and they're making fun of you for it it's great so i've been playing property brothers non-stop for the past week how did you get onto this i it was on the

app store i was just randomly looking for something to download i don't know why do they have a game and then now all of a sudden i'm a fucking i'm on level 184 i think i haven't been that level of bored in a while where i'm just like, I wonder what's on the app store. I'm in, listen, there's plot. Steve is the little spoon, Gavin. I'm just, I'm clipping moments left and right. I'm on a journey. I'm a big plot guy.

I need, there's seven houses. Is there a piece of the plot around why that guy's chin is so big? Look at the state of it. I don't know. You notice alarming is that they have human hands. Like everything else is drawn or at least the're like real pictures but with the heads replaced yeah it's very odd that is weird oh should we do that for us should we all take pictures and we put them together but we'll put like a cg head on each of us why why would we do that just for like a thumbnail

for one of these episodes okay i still don't like if we're gonna do a thumbnail it has to be jeff and the porta potty that's the well that would be for that episode sure we're doing thumbnails for every episode now for a podcast it's a lot of effort we don't even have our twitter account anymore well i have it but like i don't like we took it and then it just died yeah well it's there I mean do you want to run it we don't have anyone running the Twitter right now well no yeah we're gonna run it well because they they they were done with it I don't think I did it anymore I want to do it anymore yeah why don't we

just stop paying them and say keep going you should talk to the producer not work that out yeah that's a crazy sounds like a great idea you know what's weird though is i feel weird posting on it like i feel like i don't want to misrepresent the show in any way but it's been run by someone not attached to the show for seven months so i like i'm nervous about posting anything or like retweeting i'm like i'm not sure about this oh my god who runs the instagram Instagram? The f***face Instagram? Yeah. Someone who's not us. Oh.

I have, I know who it is. I have a line to that person, but yeah, it's not us. It's all very mysterious. It is. Fascinating. That's my life. That's what I've been, my thrilling. So that's why you had three hours sleep.

Yeah, well, I mean, partially. So when do you graduate from Hobbyist? What's next? You know what? That's a great question. I can open the app up right now. I think you should. Yeah, like, who's the top of the top leadable?

Well, listen, don't get sucked in. Like, God help us if it's a power hour or whatever. No, no, no. It will not be. I'm out of moves. I guess I ended on a... Yeah, if you had a power hour over the top of a face recording, would you have to leave?

No, I would do both at the same time. Oh, I can multitask. Yeah, I wouldn't put it down that you know what? This is a great. Oh, I'm now in fourth place. I got it. This is oh you got kicked off really is it daily? Yeah, it's constantly updating the person the leader right now is almost a thousand tickets. I'm really Pick this up. I did I'll get back into it it i'll get my boosts because you lost garfield that's true i did lose garfield and you lost halo uh i lost halo in what way oh well you know when um we we said that thing and i and i said that i was gonna beat you one of your times and not tell you and then you had a day to respond yes well i beat one of your times now i have to respond to it you have 24 hours oh my god this is inconvenient see what i did at the time gavin is i told you i had a save loaded up and i'd immediately take the time back yeah i

didn't i just didn't feel like playing halo i've just been lying about that the entire time what okay what level did you do this do you okay what level yeah I don't remember what level I did it I think the week we were talking about it I've just had it saved I guess I'll play Halo well you have 24 hours from 3 49 p.m. and if you don't beat my time after finding my time you have to eat a pencil oh okay was that the bet i don't remember was it i have no clue what the bet was i will say we should clarify so that because andrew he likes to he likes to work around the corners uh 349 our time it's 149 his time we don't want to give him 26 hours.

Oh, that's true. That's true. That's a good point. Also, this is a fascinating turn of events, by the way. I am gobsmacked. You know, I was going to wait until we did our first one in person. I thought it would be really fun to drop that on Andrew when he was with us and didn't necessarily have good access. But I just felt like piling onto all the stuff

he's lost was also the right i don't have the master chief collection even downloaded that's gonna be an issue for you yeah that'll be probably an hour right now that'll be 23 hours remaining i'm gonna start that right now speaking of playing games can you download an xbox game and upload your audio file on at the same day on the same internet connection? Is that going to be possible? Yeah, I'm going to it's going to take me to I'll be here trying to fucking export the episode a whole week. I'll be ready for the next one. Where is the mask?

So I asked that. I asked Jeff if he had if he could ask Will Smith one question. What would he ask Will Smith? And Jeff's answer, I was very confused by. I misread. I had the most confusing conversation with Andrew today. It was so frustrating. Let me tell you about it.

Gavin, I'm just going to read it to you, okay? And I'll see if you think it's confusing. Okay? Here we go. Andrew Panton. If you could ask Will Smith one question, what would you ask? Jeff Ramsey. Want to play Xbox?

Andrew Panton. What do you want to play? Oh, he's being Will Smith now? I don't know. There was a delay in time okay i was i was trying to figure out a thing for the stream with eric at this time i was multitasking i was tired i'm on three hours of sleep my brain is on property brothers i like that when you when you're low on sleep your your response is let me do more things than normal

but so there's a delay i wasn't thinking i just looked at my phone and in the preview image you only see the most recent text i just saw want to play xbox is like that's a weird request by jeff so i said what do you want to play and i said and i said we're talking about this in the episode yeah that's all i said so first of all you knew i was on three hours I'm multitasking and we're all on three hours it's Thursday it's I realized this it's the shittiest it is such a bad question it is a useless question that's such a waste that's what we're gonna hang out play some Halo or some shit you have one question your is, can I talk more to you via Xbox? Yeah.

It's a disappointing... I feel like you're really missing your shot on that question. No, dude. I got to play... I tell you what. I met Anthony...

Three years ago, I got to meet Anthony Davis, right? I said hello to him. He said hello to me. It was a yada, yada, yada. It was awkward. We sat down and we played video games together

for 45 minutes. We became best friends. It's a great icebreaker. Do you want play xbox basically says hey will smith do you want me to trick you into becoming my friend yeah but what if he says no thanks then i go okay then i guess he's not interested in being my friend at least i know and i know he's not a gamer and so he's probably wouldn't have a lot in common. What would you ask Will Smith? I really want to know if he ever met Randy Quaid. I've wanted to know this for a long time

because they're both in Independence Day, but they're never in the same scene. I want to know if he ever met Randy Quaid. If I could ask Will Smith one question. You want to know specifically on the shoot or even at the premiere? Just in general. I'm just curious in general

if he ever crossed paths with randy quake i think it's just thinking about that i've seen that movie a lot of times i love independence day it's a great bad movie and uh they never meet you said great bad movie yeah independence day is definitely not a great good what yeah it is just a great good movie it's like no it's gold bad blood good movie. It's like a... No, it's... Gold Bad. It's a blockbuster classic. There's nothing bad about that movie. It's a fun... It is a really bad movie.

It's a fun, bad movie. There's some plot lines, like the fact that he can seem to, like, Wi-Fi into the alien ship somehow. Yeah. That's Bluetooth. It's a dumb movie. We probably got Bluetooth from the aliens.

It's like Bluetooth and velcro were fucking we're in the glove compartment of the spaceship at roswell dude the practical effects in that as well amazing yeah there's cool things in it i said it's a good bad movie it's a dumb movie masterful performance by harry connick jr the masterful performance by harry connick jr really uh-huh let's roll the tires and light the fires baby that's a great yeah you remembered it you were able to recall it from memory instantly yeah because i've seen it all because it's i've seen that movie quite a few times i don't know if it's iconic the first half of that movie is fantastic that's like the beginning up until like the white

house explodes it's just a great movie oh shit there you go i didn't even ask will smith there's your answer thank you gavin gavin just posted a photo of uh of randy quaid with will smith and chevy why is chevy chase there what what what do you call him like why is his name chevy chase is a chevy chevy chevy chevy chevy chevy chevy chase hello chevy chevy chevy Chevy? Chevy? Chevy? Chevy? Chevy Chase. Hello. Chevy? Chevy? Chevy Chase? Chevy Chase? What's his name? Chevy? Chevy?

What? What's his name? Chevy? Chevy Chase? You got it. Chevy Chase? You got it. Chevy Chase? Chevy? Hey, Gab. Cornelius Crane Chase.

Nobody calls him Cornelius. It's ridiculous. I love cool stage names that are super lame real names. Oh. Chevy? Johnny Knoxville's a great one. Wait, what is PJ Clap, right? Philip Clap.

What a fucking name. Chevy Chase. Clap. It's not like a bad name on its own, but when you know that it's like Johnny Knoxville's name, and Johnny Knoxville is such a badass name. Well, I was born Jeffrey Wright, and I allowed myself my name to be changed to Fink. Jeffrey Fink.

And then I had to go through the 20 important years with that name. The 20 years of getting shit on in school. If you could redo school with a different name, what would your name be? Oh my god, anything. Cornelius Clap. If there's a

comment leaver out there whose name is Cornelius Clap, please let us know. Hey, Gav. And do you go by chevy knoxville i i think it's we need to address something between us that's uh it's becoming too much of an issue to ignore uh we might we might as well do it here i don't know if you know what it is yet or not but you'll pick it up pretty quickly chevy every time you and i make plans to hang out we cause a week of bad weather in Texas.

It's true. And I feel like we've been waiting a while to not make plans just to really... Because, I mean, spring here is summer. You really have to just get those, wait for all those days to come in. And we've had back-to-back sun. And we made plans for the first time in three, four weeks? Yeah. Week of thunderstorms.

An entire week. Yeah. An entire week. So as if to say, no, you're not moving it up or back a day. Fuck you. We're nuking everything near it. Yeah. Yeah.

And I looked like we made the plans and I looked and Saturday was the icon was all sun. Sunday was sun behind the cloud. They're now both gray clouds with lightning bolts coming out yeah i i remember the conversation in the moment and the frustrating thing is this is the third time in a row this has happened and i don't know what to do about it because i want to hang out with you but i don't want to fucking cause a week of misery every time we try to do it well i think if we did a same day hangout i see it might not apply or if if it did apply we're gonna wreck the week after we've hung out we have to we have to be faster than mother nature i like the way you

think that we have to start doing 7 a.m checks go outside look at the sky call it that day be hanging out by 9 a.m it's like uh it's like when you call it there's a number you can call to get the surf report before you get out of bed and drive down there with the surfboard on the back of your car and you call the surfboard and they're like,

don't bother. You're like, oh, staying in bed today. We should have the Jeff and Gavin hangout report. The Jeff report. That wasn't a bad episode. That was pretty good.

Why would you say that? I liked it. Did you expect it to be a bad episode? Yeah, I thought it was going to be a bad episode. That was pretty good. I liked it. Did you expect it to be a bad episode? Yeah, I thought it was going to be a bad episode. Andrew did say that, actually. He was talking about how little sleep he had. And I think, in your words, Andrew, you said... This could be a bad one. This might be the bad one.

Yeah, well, we're always worried about the bad one. I didn't sleep well. I didn't feel like I had much to talk about. I checked in on Gavin. He didn't sleep well. I checked in on Jeff. He didn't sleep well. Jeff said't feel like I had much to talk about. I checked in on Gavin. He didn't sleep well. I checked in on Jeff. He didn't sleep well. Jeff said, I have nothing to talk about either.

I was like, we're fucked. This is going to be a terrible episode. And well, I feel like we got some good stuff out of this. We do. We did for sure. I agree with you there. I was similarly concerned. I sat down about 15 minutes earlier than normal after my cereal, fucking supercharged

by my Texas-sized Crunch Berries, and I started writing just little bits, and I wrote a bunch of stuff, and we got to almost all of it, but I still have three things on the list that we didn't even get to today. Today, you're going to be pretty productive. Yeah, and I'm

probably going to crash now after this, maybe try to have a little nap. Andrew probably shouldn't, because he's got halo times to be there oh yeah you're not gonna sleep tonight i don't remember what the i think it was just doubling down on everything if i lost oh you'll eat two pencils yeah i mean i'm not gonna eat one so i don't care if it's two what do you what let me ask you a question what do you put in the middle to make a p like a pencil sandwich oh hmm i'll tell you when i'm not putting on it fucking branston i'm telling i think that's a mistake i think the branston would really mask some of that wood for branston oh yeah what if you fermented a pencil in branston for a year and then ate it i bet that'd be the

best way you could eat a pencil. I love this idea. It's certainly not. So we put it in episode 51. We pickle it. Oh my God. Gavin, Andrew was all into pickling. He's super excited about it, like not three weeks ago. Right?

Dude, pickle pencil. We get him to pickle a pencil in Branston's in episode 52. We'll push it a bit to give him time to prepare. So we like, and it's like, and then it's a perfect, this is'll push it a bit to give them time to prepare. So we like, and it's like, and then it's a perfect, this is a perfect, this is perfect for the show,

right? Episode 52, Andrew fires the fire extinguisher as a sendoff from season one, like it perfectly encapsulates all of season two. And then a look forward to the end of the next year. We have a pickled pencil. Thank you for listening. And then in episode 104,

we pop the cap and andrew eats and it's amazing i think it will have the texture of a slim jim after a year i think that'd be delicious maybe you should try it gavin well i'm fucking a big branston pickle guy you love it you think it's the greatest thing ever made it's not my choice andrew you gotta beat a halo level or not uh okay i need to fix i still have a fucking talent you get you keep drawing this episode out you need to be playing halo i do you're right oh i'm trying to do it i just i did thanks for listening subscribe right give a star give five stars not one give five i believe that's what we want okay uh that's perfect this is your job. You have 23 hours and 45 minutes to go.

Hey, all that stuff Andrew said. And next time, tune in. You guys remind me. I forgot to talk about how I've unfortunately turned into Bernie in a way that I'm not all too comfortable with, and it's bugging me. And my dog, all about my dog squirting blood. Oh.

And then I forgot to get to that one and then also we didn't talk about how tomorrow is the face uh break shit live stream yeah but not tomorrow time for the listeners it's not tomorrow that has a lot to do with why i couldn't sleep last night so that probably means i won't be sleeping tonight either and end