Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Beyond Buger

Episode Date: June 1, 2020

This week Yannis Pappas comes on after to give his side to the Michael Che incident and to talk about being a parent to be with Bobby and Calta! We get into what it takes to be a dad in the day and age and most importantly, who NOT to listen to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You ruining this. I'm sorry. It's not any podcast. This is an NPR. So fun and crazy and there's no rules That's right, what's up everybody? Welcome to you know what dude? AKA Calthur and Kelly, AKA the fucking hot 97 mix, AKA the fucking country slang, fucking rock and roll, uh, fucking badass morning show, AKA afternoon drive. We are here today. We got Mike Calthur in the house. His palm looks like an old lady's vagina On the beach. I want to let everybody know. Look at me. I'm on the beach The fucking Florida

What let me introduce everybody? Sorry, it's okay. Don't worry about it. Yannis poppuses in the house Yannos and we got Gabby, Low Cut, Clevage, a fucking Ryan. Holy shit, thank you for pulling those up. And my wife just walked in. Hi, honey. Hey, man, headband, headband. And then, no headband, no headband, no headband.

Go headband. No headband. And I made a put a bra on too. I had the electrician come over. I'm gonna put a bra on to the electrician come over and put a bra on Bob and you didn't you didn't prepare me for the goat team and you needed to prepare me for that that caught me I thought I didn't know I was doing a podcast with David Wells Ha ha ha ha ha he was last week we had him on last week

Did you really? Yeah, he was on the show last week A brudabby let me introduce mush to mush. What's up? In between the two speakers, he's the half breed from me and Calt is fucking fuck child we had at an Indigo fucking hotel one night. Eh, eh, eh.

Ah. That's disgusting. But so me and him fucking are the eh, eh. Ah. Anyways. That's wrong. Oh yeah, dude, we had him all last week. We had David Wells on Gabby and Mike best friends with this guy. Didn't know.

Great man. Yeah, he pitched a perfect game drunk out of his gourd. Yeah, classic. I think we might have covered that on our show, Yama. I think you might have got to it. I think it might have been one of the highlights. Yeah, I mean, you know, that's a good point.

I don't know what else he's done, but I don't, I, I, yeah, I'd be hard pressed to think he did anything as fast as name is that. I'm staring at Yannis. Look at his face. Doesn't he look like if you combine Fred Flintstone and Bonnie Rebel at the same time? Yeah. People just look like if you combine Fred Flintstone and Bonnie Rebel at the same time

People just look like my nickname is special needs stamos. I just look like John stamos if he had special needs You're in Chrissy D. You should do a special needs fucking like No, I had it. I lost it. I apologize fuck and now now it just comes out mean. I'm just telling you fucking retarded. I know he pitched a perfect one. 21 job street, 21 job street. That would have been good. Yeah. Anyways, um, so anyways, first of all, uh, how's everybody doing tonight? Michael, you're down on the beach. You're extra suited today. You have a lot of coffee or something. I haven't had a lot of coffee I've had a long fucking arduous day and yes, Janice. I used arduous in the correct way. I knew I understood it I was just looking at the rest of the panel knowing that they were gonna struggle with it And then is that a pinball machine I see in your background you little cocksucker yeah

I haven't been in New York City in a while let me tell you I'm getting used to this several of this is my house this is my in-laws house I've been quarantining in Long Island so long that I'm vote Republican at this point nice welcome you got a gun I know but I'm gonna get one. Yeah anything that moves outside. I just yell get off my property Get a dog and call the cops if you see any black dudes That I mean the suburb life is the best. I know you're a city kid your whole life You're a you're a club guy city kid your whole life, you're a club guy, you're a DJ guy, you're a theater guy. You're a New York City comic, if anyone's a New York City comic.

Right? I'm a mixed bag. I'm a mixed bag. You're a mixed bag, right? We also call Jim Norton that. But we, uh, no, use a different word that ran with that oh Moushy Get Mikey getting in on the fray

He's got good ones But now you now you got a taste of the good life and you like it. Don't you? Yeah, well, you know I'm preparing for the second half and I'm enjoying it And you know, we got it at the right time. Me and my wife moved out to the suburbs like, we literally moved in March. We moved at the timing of our move almost look like we were in on the virus and knew something about it, you know? Yeah, you were like all the Iranian comics

the night before September 11th when they took off. Yeah. I don't come in SD. I not today. I take day off. I'm sorry. Hey, honest, what was the sex of your kid? She is a girl.

She's a girl. I know. She is a girl. So for you, man. Yeah. So we're safe. We're safe. I think, you know, in the Greek culture, the girls not worth as much as a boy.

Right, but also the chance that the boy would grow up gay and then be worth less than both. I don't have to worry about that. So that's really, you know, I don't know if I'm doing this right. Am I, I'm voting, you know, I'm voting for Biden? I don't know. I'm not voting for anybody. I don't vote. I don't vote as part of my duty as a comedian. I feel like all comedians shouldn't vote as part of our job description to keep it honest. I think that's a new thing in 2020.

We should all take an oath that we're not voting ever again. And we've got- Okay, but then you guys can't complain about it. And you can't threaten to move out of the country like Amy Schumer and all that shit You have to stay and fucking deal with it. I don't get edgy, all right, Kalta It's my job. That's my part. That's my role on the show I think I think all comics with the only thing we should do on Twitter is Make fun of people that's it. That's it.

Wow. Nice segue, Bob. I said Michael Che. Yeah, I thought you were having me just on organically. I was going to say David Wells pitched a perfect game. I'm sure you talked about that. Unless he tweeted something about SNL and then maybe we didn't talk about that. We were really we really wanted you to come on the other night. We were laying in for a nice smash and and then Keith Robinson had to be Keith Robinson and and just really side track the whole show with his fucking oldness holy shit. It was it was why I was so concerned about setting up my camera tonight before the show because I don't want to be like old man Robinson He put on a pair of headphones

How do they sat he said they're worth a thousand dollars? Founded like a fucking CB radio Neither cost me a thousand dollars Robert Kelly mother fuckers man two nights He sounded like this. Go to the door, go to the door, go to the door. Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. The best lie of the night though is when he said he lived

in the penthouse and you could see the other shitty condos right outside his window. Yeah. Yeah, I saw Ratcoon fucking sitting on the trashcam outside his window. Yeah, his whole parking lot had a bunch of fucking Hondas and like two Toyota's and one beat up Lexus. So, and there's silence. Okay, so let's say, haha, yeah, that sounds about right.

I mean, yeah, where he was, you know, it sounds about right. Let's just be honest, Yadis, you got a little mad at me because I said something. I didn't get mad. You got a little, well, look it. This is what's confusing me about you. I'm using, I'm using a hurt. Mad. I mean, and you keep going, then get hurt. I didn't get mad. What the fuck was it then? I was pretty sure that it was a joke obviously, but I just wanted to make sure, and I just felt like, you know, if I was there, you know, when you become, when you know that you're becoming a father, just kinda,

I don't know, something, some instant gets awakened in you that just kinda like, when I heard that, I was like, I just didn't like the way it hung there, you know? I've done some research. Yeah. I've done a TFA. I've just not the first time I've done some research. Yeah. I've done a TFA. I've just not the first time I've said it. Right.

I've said the same thing TFA is on my show. Right. Well, it was just like if I would have been there to joke around about it, I think it would have felt a little different. But just the way it just kind of hung there. I was like, well, that's got nothing to do with the. Well, I mean, listen, can I just say something? I say it.

It's your job. Yeah. Let me say, I said this is what Yannis called me about over the weekend. I said he's gonna have to I should have done in a fucking Ricky Riccardo voice. She's going to have to do some explaining but I said to you have to explain to your kid while there's a dress and a wig in your closet right? have to explain to your kid while there's a dress and a wig in your closet. Right? Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't just like that, but it was it wasn't that vain. Yeah, you're basically saying it just felt like a statement like there was something wrong that I would have to explain to my kid about. And I was going like, well, you know, what did I?

I'm funny. Did I got a talent? Well, there's going to be a dress and a wig. You're you're actually a Puerto Rican cross dresser a couple days a week it's a comedy character I don't live that way if you know you're gonna have to explain that that's the fucking joke I found in my dad's closet yeah tell us other women's phone numbers I got a bunch of under women's phone numbers. I got a bunch of underwear. Women's underwear.

That's not wrong. Much more than a dress. Let's just say. Please tell me you found a double-ended dildo. Now, one side said John, and the other side said Tika. I was just there, but dildo. Do this work out. That'd be fun. Bye. The first thing we look to her, I'm going to charge her for me to say dot sit five times.

Well, dude, I love them, Arise, you know that. I think I might like her more than you sometimes. You're not alone. He's very fun. I'd love to smoke a cigar with her. You know that. It should be fucking hilarious. But you want to smoke a cigar?

And I live in West Justice, so I thought I'd be the, you know, I thought I'd be the guy, but apparently I'm not. But when I said it, I think it hung out, I don't know if anybody laughed at it, but, you know, we were, we look at, I think our job as comedians, right? You can have these little fights or misunderstandings. You and Cheyah friends, all that shit. Me and you were friends. We're all friends. We're all friends. I tried to be friends with Cheyah. I like Chey. I respect Cheyah friends, all that shit. Me and you were friends, we're all friends. We were friends. We were friends. Meet me and Cheyah. I tried to be friends with Cheyah.

I like Cheyah, I respect Cheyah, but I wouldn't say we're friends. I'm just full disclosure. I wouldn't say we're friends. Okay, so I didn't know that, but I thought you guys were friends. But here's a deal. Our job is comics.

I believe, and one thing that's missing from comedy right now. Comics aren't calling each other out on shit like that. Like, well we did the other night if you had come in, right? It would have been, and that was one of the funniest podcasts I've ever been involved in. But if you had come in, it would have been fucking so, it would have been 10 times funnier because our job is not to let each other get away with shit like that. It's like we need to make fun of each other. When you get serious, we need to fucking smash ya and you can still get your point across

and you can still get your point across, but we have to make fun of each other when you do shit like that, because fighting on Twitter, all right, we get it, but dude, come on. Fuck both of you is real friends. It's crazy. We know what you were saying. We know what he is saying. And Keith, that's one thing like tough crowd had.

You, and, and, and OP and Anthony had, and even at the, when we hang out at clubs, we have that function to fuck with each other. And I don't think that's really around that much anymore. I think comics let everybody so worried about their own little world that we try not to fuck with each other and have fun with each other,

even if it comes out fucking mean and vicious, right? Yeah, I mean, I think it would have been fun if I came on too. I couldn't obviously have it doing the family stuff. stuff. Plus also you know it was two whites and two blacks it would have given us the advantage if I came on three. That's what I'm saying. We needed one more white. Yeah. So let me ask you, well Chase biggest thing was that you specifically pointed out we can update instead of just saying I don't know. I just we can all shit on saying live and that has been funny for 20 years

but when you specifically said we can update he felt like you were taking this swipe of him he said. I you know from his from his position I could I could I could see that you know especially I agree with Bobby I think we all kind of live in our bubbles and and I could see that you know Twitter's only you know it is what it is, you make a statement, but when I tweeted it, I wasn't thinking about Michael Chey. Obviously, I respect Michael Chey. Everyone knows Michael Chey's a funny comedian. I think he was conflating himself with Weekend Update, where there's 15 writers, it's an institution, it's been on forever. I said,

him and the Daily Show was making a point about television comedy and the internet and how television comedy is basically, you know, it's jokes to sell dish soap. I mean, let's not, you know, I mean, you know, it's what it is and we're on the internet, we're the internet is concerned, you can really be yourself and say the things you want to say and how it can't really compete anymore. And I think that that comedy that's still happening on television as the late has done more to divide our country than anything else because it's very one-sided, it's very, you know, it's like ten minutes of Trump jokes and that's it. It doesn't

really, it doesn't serve to bring us together and that's my point. And even with the Daily Show, it was no knock on Trevor, I mean, he's just one person to show, but my point is kind of like, you have to admit, it was kind of arrogant of comedy central to continue that show after John Stewart retired as if he didn't make that show. I mean, that show existed before John. He wasn't the first host to that show either,

so it was all a goal. Yeah, but nobody hated when Craig, they wouldn't have continued it. They wouldn't have looked for a host if it was Craig Kilburn. They wouldn't have just fucking ended it because nobody was watching it and then John Stewart made it what it was and You know, so I have a big quest. I have one question for you though. Do you like my go-t or not? I like you go-t. Yeah, I feel I feel like I'm I mean you I feel like I'm in ta-a-ta-la-hassy right now

I feel like I'm in a tallahassee right now. I feel like I'm in tallahassee. And I feel like you got a chopper outside and there's definitely some Budwizers off screen. Now let me get something made this better for you. What was that? Is that better? There you go. Yeah, it's crooked. It's a lot better. When I tweeted it, I didn't even remember Michael Che.

I haven't watched that show. The only show I watched was when Eddie Murphy was on and I watched because Eddie Murphy was on and it was hilarious. And that was the only show I watched of it. So, I mean, I understand why he took it the wrong way. I mean, he takes pride, I guess, in that show. I mean, I think he did.

I mean, because he's the head writer of The Fog of the Show and weekend update. They hate me. I mean, hey's the head writer of the fuck a Joe and the and weekend update Then he I mean, hey, I mean, I don't know. You know, it's like and then so I didn't I didn't mention Michael Che at all I wasn't even thinking of him and then yeah, he he screen shoted something that I Had texted him asking him to open forum because I needed the spots. I was just looking for side texted a lot of people I might even ask you Bobby. I don't remember. And then his fans or his followers were coming on my page. So, you know, I joking was like, I let me look at what he's texted me. So I went back and saw a text when he asked me to be in a show and he said that he respected because he

wrote also same guy as if he didn't know who I was or whatever. So I found a text where he, you know, he it showed that he knew who I was and he said he respected me on an upstage. And then we had it out and we joked around in the comments and that was it. How did you have a text from that long ago though? Actually, that's not that long ago. That one was at this 14, 15. I mean, if I had my old phones 2011, 12, who knows what's back there? phones 2011 12 who knows what's back there. I'll tell you what's back there. Nice. Take a big nice cock pick going to one of these female comedians. I know how you are.

Yeah, they're not erased it. I mean, I think he mentioned that I was trying to clout clout. So keep called your. Jason. Now you're a goddamn clout chaser. I think it's a goddamn clout chaser. Alexia. Hey, Alexia, what is cl cloud chaser. Alexia. Hey, Alexia. What is cloud chaser?

He called you a cloud chaser, which means can I just say something? I didn't know what it meant either, but what it means is you're trying to you're trying to get cloud. It was worse. You're trying to ride his you're trying to piggyback his cloud by talking shit about that's what you're doing. Andy Cove, but I didn't talk, I didn't mention it. Nobody, nobody mentioned anything to me. Nobody was like when I tweeted it, you know, in the Andrew Shultz retweeted it and Andrew Shultz said something about us in L2, but nobody, not one person said like, oh shit, Michael

Chase is going to be fit. Nobody said anything until I started getting people Coming right now fuck shelts Say right now that motherfucker. I don't like his mustache or his head Like his height the other night either Yeah, fuck is height. I don't like a tall and good looking is and I like it It's genetic yeah, he's genetically gifted. Yeah, fuck, fuck shelt. I'll say it.

Watch, I'll do it like this. I'll do it like this. Yeah, fuck shelt. Turn your phone sideways. I have a phone sideways. Hey, you want to enjoy this more? Hey, how about you fix it? So I don't have to turn my phone sideways, asshole.

How's that? Stop spending all your money on a studio and a dumb custom table. And make it so I don't have to turn my fuck sideways, asshole. How's that? Stop spending all your money on a studio, on a dumb custom table, and make it so I don't have to turn my fucking phone sideways. How's that, Shultz? Listen. Ha, ha, ha.

I wish Shultz was here. He'd be factoring good. Listen, he also called you. This is a good one. Called you a bitchmate. What? No, he didn't. He didn't call him that.

He said he was bitchmate. It's a, it's a, it describes a, not an insult. We had to look it up on the drive-in book. Yeah. Bitch made is not an insult. Well, I mean, but it's not like it's not a name you call somebody. He's been made somebody's bitch.

It's a process. Oh, bitch made. Bitch made. Oh, my friend's pride. Who's bitch made? Wish Keith came on today. God damn bitch made. Yeah.

I don't know. We weren't really understanding Keith. We were just laughing at Keith, because he was so God damn drunk and funny. And I've never heard. I've never heard these. Hey guys, but can't keep a can't keep a woman. I can't keep a woman. Cornie and we primal agenda base. I don't keep a woman. Corny. Primogen to base.

I don't know. I don't like a bitch. I can't. More importantly, honest, if you look to the right, you could see these terms haven't been used since 2010 and keep the still. You know, now. Yeah. But here's the thing.

Dude, another one of me made me happier than that. If you came in with pink all over your face Fucking smash everybody I would have totally come on if I was available, you know, it's like yeah, yeah That's why I called you bitch made cuz you were at a fucking gender. You're a gender reveal party He was like men don't go to gender reveal parties. He's a bitch made in my You waited you waited eight months you couldn't wait five more minutes. Yeah just just to prove against Keith's point I could have

waited to try to get Che on our podcast for the traffic but I decided to come on here and now it's over so that's it you got what's my face here. Give it to Bobby Kelly out of respect. Did you pop balloons? How did you find out what the gender was? Yeah, we did the whole counting thing. You know, we did the counting and the pugg, you know, girls. What did you say, a cannon? A cannon. Where the fuck is...

Well, pink and fanny. It blows out pink and fanny, which I think is presumptuous because colors, it should not be... Pink should not be affiliated with feminine. I mean, what is that? What is that? Goddamn it. Goddamn.

He is a goddamn bitch bag. This is the way he's talking right now. I can't tell you what I'm like. Look at all the things for fairies and girls. Patrice. It was, yeah, it was a funny, fucking episode. But you know, I was sitting there thinking about it all weekend, and I remember you called me up, and you know,

you were, we talked, because we're a little, I guess, closer than everybody else. And, I thought you were actually more friendly with Mike than that, but that being said, I miss that there's not this open thing. You know, we used to call it comedy court. We, you know, Keith went to comedy court for a stupid joke. Keith called him a hack. He said, you jokes hacky. He said, it's not hacky. It's fucking brilliant. The money bank, bank money on the fuck getting robbed in the bus. And we, we took him to comedy court

for a stupid joke. And we all sat around the table and smashed his act. And it hurt. He goes, it goddamn hurt. It hurt real bad because I like the joke, but they were right. Fuck them. We don't do that anymore. And there's a lot of fucking people just running around that I wish we could just be like, I, yes, stupid fuck, stop doing that. And not have to deal with this. I think I don't know what it is. Is it so suggestus? Will we worry about our careers being taken away?

Are we worried about, you know, you know what I mean? It's like, I just, I think the other night was a healthy thing. I think it was a great thing. Yeah, I wish I think the other night was a healthy thing. I think it was a great thing Yeah, I wish I came on and you know I Can understand why Jay you know Jay took it personally He cares a lot about the show. I guess he identifies a lot with it But you know if yeah if Jay's it Jay's stand up is different than watching weend Update. Weekend Update is part of SNL.

You can't carve it out. It's part of that. Here's a problem with that. Ready? Here's a problem with that. Is that you and you have to. It's not really. Let me just before that, it's like if he watched my fusion show that I was on and called it a piece of shit,

am I gonna, you know, it was a piece of shit. It was a piece of shit. I thought it was a good one. It was a big difference. There was a big difference between your fusion show and the longest running live comedy television show on that he's the head writer and host of. That's why he took it personally. He's not the host. He's the head writer.

Oh, he's a host of it. I didn't know he was the head writer first of all. And even if his head writer is 20 writers up there and all their jokes have to be filtered through is this appropriate? For you know our cultural standards are That's how that's how people make that's how network things bring money That's how people work for corporations have to deal with it every day I'd love to get up there. It's a kind for time today. I can't work for Why didn't he was there?

Well, look at the screen. Wow. I'm on speaker view. I was a little surprised. I was a little surprised. I was a little surprised. I was a little surprised. I was a little surprised.

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My pal. Holy God. I know. Next to you. I worked for corporations. I was working for a big one when I had that show. And the show still sucked. It sucked.

You're going to have to different time now It's a different time people are so sensitive. You'll lose your job. You know better than anybody comics No, you lose your fucking your life. Can I and that's why I think the internet it seems to be winning because you can You can sort of really be funny without having to think about who you're playing to and you know what the consequences are You're right about that, Joe Rogan, this one. Yeah, but he's corporate. He's corporate. He doesn't say, he does not say everything.

He doesn't just blast everything out. There's no way. You know he, this shit he doesn't say, because he can't. Well, I feel like since he's gotten big, he feels a little bit of responsibility because of course, I, as a audience, but I of course, he has a lot of people on that year to go like, I don't know if that's going to let them talk. I'll show.

Yeah, he's a little good. I think he has everybody on his great, but he has, there are some guidelines. I think though, when, look at, like you said, I don't think that you knew he was the head writer of the show. I did it. I did it. I don't think you had him in mind. No, I don't think you had him in mind when you said that. I think you were doing one of you, Janice.

You know, you like to write shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, you like to the fuck. I had enough. Yeah. I was voicing an opinion liked it to the five-text. I had no, yeah. I was voicing an opinion about something that I felt something about. Or maybe you hate Colin Joest. I wasn't even thinking about him either.

I don't know him either. So that, you know, I understand this gets a little tricky when everyone knows everybody and it's a scene and stuff like that. And I get it. But, you know, I never said anyone's name. I was not thinking of Michael Che. And I was like me going on, that's like me going on a show. Like if I didn't like Chrissy D's interstitial show,

right, his little sting, and I went on a show, or I went on the internet, he doesn't like a show. No, but I actually like a show a lot. But if I was like, if I was like, if I was like, ah, fucking comedy central puts out horse shit, they fucking stink. I heard you say that.

I said it to you. I said it to you. Not. We'll probably set it on a podcast. I mean, let's be honest. I tweeted it, but how many fucking people are thinking the same exact thing I'm thinking? Let's be honest. I mean, seriously, am I the only one who holds that opinion really am I the only one?

Is everyone else going to you see weekend update last night? They really dug into the culture. Jesus Christ. They really put the left on their heels and the right on their heels. They only did one trump job. I mean it's starting to really bring people together. You're really out in Long Island, aren't you? Well, am I saying something that's wrong? Tell me I'm wrong. To my face, look at me and say it. I don't know. I don't watch that garbage. There you go. I think I have the highest respect for Michael Chey as a comedian.

I've known him for a long time. He's done my shows. I did his shows. I watched him come up. I was coming up too. I was a little ahead of him, but we were both coming up. You know, we did half hours of comedy central together. We hung out in Edinburgh. You know, I've constantly tried to be friends with Michael Che. He never responds to anything.

I'm not the only one. I don't take it personally. It doesn't respond to anyone. So it was not personal against Michael. And Michael. Chay knows he's a good fucking standup comedian and a good writer. So it's like I would never have said that about Michael. Chay, but I was not talking about Michael. Chay.

Yes. Yep. Yeah. No, I get you look, but it's, let me tell you something. The, the, the fact that we all could get on and snap. He's Robinson on the other end. He's a fucking bitch made bitch. Let me tell you something. The fact that we all could get on and smash. Now Keith Robinson on the other end. He's a fucking bitch made bitch. Oh, he's a bullshit.

Most shit in Greek border. You can. But I think it's prices that we can still fucking get on and smash each other and fuck with each other. But as long as you, I I mean you're not far you saw the podcast you must have laughed your ass off. I saw yeah I got a glimpse at it. I took it. No I saw that I saw it and it was very fun. Yeah it was very bad. Did you fast forward just to the part where we talked about you, me honest. No no I watched the whole thing of course.

Did you take notes? No I just liked the part what he went. Why should I care what I honest, the way he said, I honest, papis. And then he was like, that was a dig right there, by the part of that. Oh, he threw a fucking name. That was a pass. He was throwing some passive aggressive shit right at you.

Yeah, but that's it right there, Janice. That moment he did that. Why should I? And we were like, fuck you. You're being a cunt to you're throwing digs right now. That's why I love comics because we don't let you get away with anything. Nothing. You don't get away with it.

And look, we're, look, we're, I hate to say, but we're kind of all like mean girls, you know, mean girls compete for attention. That's what they fight about. And comedians, we're all attention star of low bitches. And we fight like low bitches. Instead of calling each other whatever we got to put it on a podcast, but listen to fans are enjoying it, whatever, whatever watching this. And it doesn't mean anything. You know, this is all meaningless bullshit anyone who fucking puts a camera and says look at me as a bitch made bitch we're not real bitch man we're all bitch man we're all doing skits we're all running out and saying hey come to my little school skit and it's a bitch you know what you're right we're all

bitch maids we are all bitch maids that's right we're all bitch maids. We are all bitch maids. That's right. We're all bitch maids And we're all look at Mike. He's like I'm not a bitch made. What are you Mike? You're a man? I tend to agree I tend to agree Calde you are a fucking man makes me totally worth totally worth picture Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Spectacularismos, lincones de película y un sincindia aventuras te esperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de Madrid, Amurcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea. Tarifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea punto com

Yeah What is that Chicks on the beach Maybe murdered You can hear that Yeah, we can hear it. Yeah, yeah, look at that Florida fucking Christ. Well, you guys don't sit in your homes. Yeah, I'm sitting outside. I'm putting my pool up tomorrow.

I got a pool going up. Yano. I'm coming over. I just smoked a little David off out here in Long Island and pretty soon I'm going to I'm going to come into that shed with you. When are you coming back to your house? When are you going to your house? Probably tomorrow. Are you done? Are you going to stay in your house now? Yeah, we come back and forth. You know the in-laws are over here. So we come over here, you know? We do the in-laws. They got a nice house out there. Don't they? They do have a decent decent decent digs over here. Not bad. They do have a decent digs over here. Not bad. Now, Mary, you married into some digs.

You got to marry into some digs. I married into a beautiful, stable family. I love them all. I get along with them all. It's great. I have to say, personal life, I'm crushing it. Now we got to figure out this whole career thing. Well, you keep fucking talking shit about famous people.

Maybe you're, let's pick somebody else. Let's talk about Rogan. Let's do it. Quit it. Hit it. Come on, Janice. What do you got?

Let's start. Let's start small yet big. Tim Dylan. He just started seeing with Spotify. So fuck Spotify. Hey, Spotify, that piece of shit network. Hey, man, I heard you were talking shit about Spotify. You know, I just signed the deal with them. You know that that or he just choked you the fuck out next time you see

it. Yeah, he could do that very, very easily. He's not broken. Yeah. No, he's not bitch man. Um, it's not definitely not. I feel bad that you got you got you thought I threw that out there as a I think I don't know what my tone was on that But I you know we all have stuff that we're gonna can we pull it up we can might pull it up we can watch it. I don't know Yeah, let's watch it. Yeah, let's watch it. You said it as comical as anything else you were you know I did you laid it down several times that you loved the honest before you said that. He had a little venom in there. No. Come on, dude. I mean, that's why I said I wasn't mad, Bobby. It was like, let me ask you a question. Yeah. So Mauricio's got a gig out in Long Island. Yeah. But you got to go to the parent, your wife's parents house. Yeah. With the wig. Yeah. And the dress. Yeah. I don't have

those hangups. I'm very confident. I'm not a homo fob. Yeah, I'm very, you know, my family loves it. They love more recent. Big out here. They love it. I'll go to dinner right up. I'll go upstairs with the wig on. I'll do a cammy on front of them. You would never do it. Yes, of course I would. Would you really? Yeah, of course I would. It's a character. I do a character. Is it my only one?

Can we have a reason? I only successful one. That would be weird. But you guys keep talking about it. It's the only thing I do. I got a whole number one that's got millions of views as well. Yes, you're right. You're absolutely right.

What is that? It's a Greek guy. He's a guy. He's a man. So I bounced it out. If I had two girl characters that were popular, then maybe you got a point. Hey, you should come on as Mauricia and we'll have Cheyon and go at it and let her let her give them the fucking business. That would be great. That would be great. You fucking Keith. Keith wouldn't know the difference.

But I was saying, I wasn't mad at you. I was more concerned about it going out to the public as if like there's something wrong with me or it or something like that. Without it being clear, it's a joke, you know. I thought you were rather attractive in that outfit. I know you do. Yeah, I know you do. Yeah, I got, I mean,

if anybody's got something to explain to his kid, I'm fucking blue guy for a stake. Listen, I got, I got explaining to do. Okay. I don't know. You're not my kid. I don't have to fucking tell you. Is that true? And what kind of stake for a future? It was a tea, it was a teabone and no, it's not true. Yeah, understandable. Was it a wig at least or what? No, it was just a nerd. Listen. Oh, blonde. That's a full-blown guy. Oh, shit. I was thinking about. I'll give you points. I'll go point like that. I go points. I was thinking about sexuality all the other day. I don't give a

fuck. I don't care about any of that shit. I don't mean that. Somebody asked me what if he kids gay? I go, who? What the fuck? Who gives a shit? I don't know. Do you know how many people still give a shit about that? Like when I say that on the air, I get hate emails. You of course you care, you're a liar. Why the fuck would I care? Yeah, it's so funny that people,

the people who say that purport to love freedom, it's like wait a second, so what's freedom then? They gotta be exactly like you? That's not freedom then, that's fascism. Like freedom should be, I wanna do this, you do that. You should be defending their right to do whatever they do. That's freedom. freedom I mean it's really hypocritical. It's very hypocritical and I also why would anybody care what gets somebody off?

Because well because they're hiding something or they're insecure. It's always a person who's the most homophobic. I mean it's like it's almost like a mathematical equation. It's like at this point, you can see if someone's like, man, get that gays. It's like, you know, they're sneaking on Grindr being like, let's pretend like we're friends playing with baseball cards. Well, jerk, you know, you just know it's happening.

Look at the most homophobic senators, the ones always get busted during gays. Yeah, Shakespeare had an old expression. It was doubt, duff protests too much. You sure that was Shakespeare wasn't Chrissy D? No it sounds very good. Sounds like Chrissy D. Sounds like Chrissy D. Yo that thou protest too much. What did you say? Chrissy D sounded like because you nailed it. Was it either from Archie Bunker? I don't know. I said, I think I said that your impression of him sound like Edith Marchibunker. Oh, yeah. No, no, even in the chat, they were like, because I

did, I did, I did a terrible accident, a Chrissy day. I did some accident. I was like, Oh, oh, yeah, honest. Why do you do that? Because I didn't, I couldn oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, A guy can do whatever he wants to do. It's the greatest time in the world to, I mean, just be whatever the fuck you are. Why live with that stigma? Why live with that fucking craziness when you can be whatever you have? But I guess that's on the coast. In the middle of the country,

you might get, you might go to the coast. Well, if you live in the middle and you feel that, why go move to the coasts. Yeah, go suck a coastic. Go to the coast, yeah. Yeah, I mean move to the coasts. Yeah, go suck a coast dick. Go to the coast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a nice coast.

I think I think more than ever now it's accepted. That's a good thing to me. That's freedom. You know, it's a good thing. But why is it not accepted? Why is like a a straight gay guy not accepted? What do you mean? I'm talking to Mike.

Mike, why are you not accepted? Why? Why is it like? What do you mean? I'm talking to Mike. Mike, why are you not accepted? I'm not accepted. I'm not. Why? Why is it like a guy who likes girls, but also likes guys? I am totally, I'm totally hetero and I'm totally for everybody's freedom,

suck, whoever's dick you want. But yet, people have hard time believing that I have no interest, no tendency, to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that.

I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that.

I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do it. And it's like, yeah, we'll come and came out on your show. I wouldn't say came out, but Jay Moore talked about doing some stuff in a steam room with some dudes.

Yeah, I feel like I feel like I'm betraying everybody. He said it on the air twice. Oh, he said on the air. No, I think that's a spectrum. It's a spectrum. Some people are, you know, you fall in a spectrum. It's like, I'm a headwind. I'm a headwind. I'm into I'm into women.

I'm not into guys, I'm not into the male form at all. I've seen some transsexual women though that look a really like women and I'll say, hey, that's attractive. Right. That's a big, right? And so you see the big. And then I just go, you know what,

we're trying something different tonight. Big deal, you know? I'm about to do it. What? It's like, hey, you know, maybe I'll get you from behind and I pretend like I'm so big I popped through the other side big deal you Maybe a lot maybe lie in your back. You just let him sit on your face. You know, maybe

Maybe just open your mouth. Maybe you pretend, you know, you're a doctor and you got to check your tonsils Some of them pull it off and I you know, I respect what they want to do, you know, It's like they're people I see them as people it's kind of like I actually I like I'm burger it's like a Beyond Burger like I prefer meat but you know in a jam it tastes pretty close Well one tastes like fucking haddock and the other one tastes like a foot but listen I actually when when you told me when Jay Moore did that on the show I that made me like him even more that made me just go this fucking guy Is I worry, but I get what you're saying, but I feel like for him. It's coming from a Place of he's gonna melt down soon and I don't mean it's because he has gay tendencies

I feel like he's just throwing it all out there now like he doesn't give a fuck anymore. I don't think it's a freedom thing gay tendencies. I feel like he's just throwing it all out there. And I like he doesn't give a fuck anymore. I don't think it's a freedom thing. I think he's like at his end. Like I worry about him. You're gonna have to have him on next episode when he hears that. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Look, I text him a couple of days later and said, I'm just checking in on you and make sure you're okay. And he was like, I'm great thing. I just worry about him. I worry that when they were gonna wake up and Jay Moore is gonna blow his brain down. I think Jay Moore is, he's doing what he loves to do. I love when, I was having a conversation

with somebody about this the other night. Like, you know, people with fame, oh, some of them bitch about the fame and you know, you can't get out of it and you can't, you know, it's like, you can. Just give it up. You don't meet, you know, you tried being rich, you tried being famous.

That's what would, everybody's in this for that. It might not work out to the extreme that you think it might, but you can always give up fame and money. You don't need to have it. You can always give me, huh? You can move to Montana and nobody'll ever hear from me again. You can always give up fame and money. People bitch about being famous really bothers me

because it's like, listen, give it up. Go get a job. Go get a fucking job. There's a lot of people that there's a lot of, not now because we're in a pandemic, but you can go get a job And you can give you money away and give you money away to charity keep enough for you to have a certain house and You know you and you know what grow beard some but they won't fucking notice you after a little while

You'll fade right in like the little guy from fucking the drummers Yeah, what the fuck is that little drummin? The little... Arnold. Arnold. Different strokes. Yeah. You're the only one that ever called the drummin's. I think it's a good time to have a really...

This could probably be the happiest time to be in our business because you can really carve out a nice little niche for yourself and not have to deal with all the pitfalls of fame and have a real good normal life and make good money. That wasn't possible before. The internet, you know, the entertainment business has kind of exploded into a million pieces and I think a lot of times everyone mistakes their piece for the whole and it's not. I think, you know, that's maybe what we get into our own bubbles, but it's also a great opportunity for you to build your own thing and have a normal life. Be famous to the people who know you, which is nice. You can walk down the street.

You know, I got to worry about dumb shit. Dude, I'm getting shit for this. I'm getting fucking trashed for having a Patreon and doing a show where culture every night. You're getting trashed by Lewis J., because he wants you to join gas digital. That's it. Nobody else is paying. Anthony Cumia and them, you know, and fucking Lewis. And he was with my house Saturday.

Sunday, I was like, dude, what do you think fucking gas digital? Gas digital. The whole thing is a paywall. What's he talking about? The fucking paywall. Cumia's home network is a fucking paywall. It's serious. That'll? The fucking paywall. Kumi's home network is a fucking paywall. It's serious.

That'll light radio. Fucking paywall. So I step into the game and all of a sudden, I'm just asking his fans to, and it's like, well, he's not paying people. Dude, I've done Kumi a show. It cost me money to do it. 50 bucks to park.

I gotta leave my house at rush hour, park the car, go up, 50 bucks, do the show, and then an hour and a half home, and I never complain. I never bitch, I wanna help. I wanna do a show. Fucking same thing with Gomez. How many times I did shitty hammer fisting

when it was a fucking, what the fuck? I fucking was hanging out with Dana White in Vegas, and he wanted me to do Lewis Gomez hammer do my hammer fisting What I never asked for money, but fuck you want we help you We said well, they were just they were trying to get something going on the patreon and I'm like listen These fans like congratulations on your 3000 by the way. Very jealous, very envious. Thank you very much. Congratulations you son of a bitches.

That's why I fucking mush, look at mush. He doesn't pay attention anymore. He used to be right with us. But now that he's with a 3000 show, he's, you know, he saves his energy for fucking mornings. Mike's the best. Mike emoji face. Fans a lot of them.

Yeah, he's mush on this show. Relax with that emoji. If you're just a fun he's mush on this show. Relax with that emoji. If you're fun go, fun go pop face on this show. Um, she's head is getting so big by the way. Um, you're gonna stop eating fucking mongoli and beef fucking little place wherever you're going. Lay off on the rice, get some vegetables. And we need you back in New York. Um, big head on big head crime. I can't watch it. I said we need you back in New York. At this big head on big head crime. I can't watch it.

Ah, okay. Okay. Ah, okay. Ah, okay. I, uh, Calta's gone. Oh, there he's back. Okay. Um, so, um, what was I saying?

Come here, come here. Oh, yeah. But the trash should be on it. You're right there. He said, come here, set the end work. Go ahead. But it's like, listen, man, I do, I do all your fucking shows and you're all behind paywalls and not only that You're the ones getting paid

the most What what is the argument? What is the what is the argument? Like why are they giving you shit? Listen, that's a good question. I think it was I believe I didn't really listen to it I just got told second hand and then I called Lewis. Here's my thing too. I don't fucking, I call you right up. I don't, you, I don't deal in text message fights

or fucking Instagram. I just call you and you talk. As soon as you talk to somebody, it's over. Usually it's like, yeah, you know, you get the tone, right? I call them up. I guess they were trashin' because I have a Patreon and I'm having people on and I'm supposed to pay everybody that comes on here a certain amount of money.

But, yes. But a side note, okay. You can do this Patreon and not have a fucking guess on the show and most of the guys that you have on, like Fini and Sagalow and those guys are benefiting from being on the show because And most of the guys that you have on like Fini and Sagalow and those guys are benefiting from being on the show because of the whole audience, especially my South Eastern audience. I don't really know who they are because they don't come down here a lot. So, and nobody's forcing everybody to come on the fucking show, except for you

honest, before something to come on, can defend his honor tonight. But, man, everybody else can be like, fuck off, I'm busy, I got something to do. But everybody was sitting around, bored off their ass, all the pandemic, and they were like, okay, I'll do it, and get more hits on my side. So who the fuck's complaining? It's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard a comedian say.

It's so counterintuitive, and would only hurt comedians. It's doing such a good thing for comedians to have fans support them directly. Yes. I mean, I don't even know what he's talking about. At one point, Lewis, we were on your show, actually, and he started talking about Cameo. And he's going, and I tried to make him explain to me, what's wrong with Cameo?

He goes, well, you're monetizing your fans. They're asking me for it. I'm doing something they want. They want the Cameo. If you, I said, why don't you go ask the fans what they think about the cameo? It's like they want it. They want to pay for it.

They want to support and they want the video. I think cameo is pretty pathetic in the beginning, but I bought seven of them so far. I love it. I mean, it's like, you can't, I had, I changed. You can't resist change in the world. It's, you know, you can't do I had I had Chrissy deep promote my shows I

Put the wig on and everything for you sometimes Sometimes I do the more reasons I'll just do it with me. I put the fucking wig on for you I might even shave the five-clutch I was going come see Bobby listen Bobby's one of my favorite Creates he's so funny. He's so handsome. Listen, I think you're going to be a time for. I'm going to go to him, Bobby. And all my people's in time for Ghosty Bobby, whoever you are, Robert. I think he said, Rob, I was saying Robert. I know it was Bobby with an IE. I said, Robert, he's not clueless. So my agent Matt Frost was like, dude, I got an idea.

And I was like I started hiring comedians cameos to promote my dates and I would use it on my Instagram Oh it was fucking brilliant dude it was so I had Nick the Paulo do it oh Nick's was the best but yeah look cameo the guy just contacted me today I understand it I think it's can I be honest with you? I think it has something to do with self-esteem. I think that you don't think that, I don't deserve that.

Maybe if I was fucking Hugh Jackman, I could do that and get, that would be worth something. I feel like I'm not worth doing cameo for. You know what I mean? So I would have to go back on me as far as cameo. Like if I put a cameo out, I'd love to give people, but you know, what are you charged?

I don't know what I'm worth. Well, some people charge ten bucks. Some people charge 50. Some people charge, you know, a hundred. I don't know, but I don't give. What's this split? What's this split with? What's this split with?

They don't take like a, they take like a couple bucks off it or whatever this, I don't know but I don't get what's his play what's his real camp what's his play we can't take like they take like a couple bucks off it or whatever this I don't know the percent but it's not much How much is your job? Mine's 50 mine's 50 bucks. He was a fucking hot one. That was a that was a good plug. That was like a Facebook at God Yeah, well, they you know they tell you start low and then you can always raise it So I started low and then it's the supply demand so they start coming in in a lot. So you go a little higher, a little higher and the fans are happy. You're happy they get their birthday shot out and they want to see one of the characters or some of them are for me. And it's just, you know, it's a pure thing. You know, you said something very interesting. I have strong feelings about that. I won't

tweet them because I don't want to offend anyone. But, you know, I think comedians, we do that's something we all kind of share in common. There's a reason why we want to get all this adulation from strangers because we have this kind of low self-esteem. And I think the old world, there was a lot of gatekeepers and industry people really prayed on that. I'm going to book you. I'm going to give you spots and you're like, oh, I made it.

I'm here. I made it because you like me. It's like comedians need to start looking up to the entrepreneurs, the people who are making it for themselves. And you say fucking Andrew Schultz, I'm going to drive the vlogger. Like Schultz? And I'm going to leave Bashee with this might stand. I'm going to his cult meeting later.

So I got. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's called young, he he's he follow young he's he we're changing the game But you know he's no he's not in the way that he's an entrepreneur He's one of many there's many a rogue and did it everyone who has a podcast. You're doing it patreon Lewis is doing it. It's like You're you can do that now and you should be doing that now you should be was and You can do that now and you should be doing that now. You should be worse.

And if I didn't fuck, let me pour to each other. I don't got to have somebody who's never done comedy approve of me or not. I can say Robert Kelly thinks I'm funny. What do you think matters more to me if some book or a club books me or a bill burst as you're a funny guy? If I get to switch to the bill you said me. I made me happy. I was about to say you are a fucking Robert Robin Kelly, or Bill, or Michael Che, or Calta, or

a fucking Michael Mojie face. Anyone who's doing fucking comedy says that I'm funny. Now that means more. Now that means more than somebody who's fucking writing names in a fucking no-pack. Yeah, but here's a deal. It's like, if you look back at when I started fucking Ryan Casper Rob Sprance, it's like, Lewis, you were doing a, you had a fucking mini recorder with you and Dave

Smith in your shitty studio apartment. And I brought you onto the network and gave you a fucking home, you know, and went on your show all the fucking time for nothing. I used to go to the projects, go into the shitty apartment. It wasn't like, what do you think I expect money? No, that's what we do. We help each other and whenever fucking way you turn a dollar if you're giving somebody something And so like I'm doing one show a week on Patreon and I'm fucking asking for some money I'm we're here every night. I do the live from the shed. I do the tech talk. There's so much content on my page

That it's like dude. This is way worth more than five bucks Even if you're only doing it once a month. I mean what's the what's the problem if fans love you and you're funny Yes, you are you guys and now you've hooked up with another funny guy I'd fucking pay for your patreon, you know if I didn't want if I wanted to support the competition But I want to crush you. That's what I want to do You know, if I didn't want if I wanted to support the competition, but I want to crush you. That's what I want to do We're gonna crush you looking at how many people that watch the fucking last dance and with their shitty no talents going I just got to crush everybody and fucking somebody says anything to me. I'm gonna remember it for 10 years Yeah, but you're in a different game. My radio is a cutthroat. That's a cut morning radio is a fucking cutthroat business. This right now a patreon.

You can this is the reason why I love it. The reason why I started YKWD. I was on ONA and I was like, I just want to go get my fans and give them a place to go. Cause not everybody on ONA liked my comedy, not every all the ONA fans liked me. Not all the tough crowd people liked me, not all the tourgasm, dang cook people, you know, liked me. So let me, I wanted to give them a place to come and have me once a week. That's it. That's it. And that's why I started the Patreon too. Let me give my fans. Boom. And then when Mike was like, let's do this. I was like, that's it. That's it. And that's why I started the Patreon too. Let me give my fans, boom.

And then when Michael's like, let's do this, I was like, that's great. You know, my number one best friend, let's do a show. Now all his fans came, my fans came. And now we're doing the show. And let me tell you. Now Michael Chase fans are checking in right now. So we got him.

No, we didn't get any from Michael Chase. Well, fuck it. I want to say I'm on here. Send him a mod. Jenny C who refuses to return an email. No, I'm kidding. She, Voss was on that show and actually defended me, so I got to give it up for Voss.

Yeah, I don't understand it. I'm with Kulta. I don't understand that I don't even understand the argument. I mean, it's like, it's just, it's like, you guys are coming from two guys who have paywalls. I mean, if that's not the pot column, the kettle back, I don't know what it is. Yeah, I don't know what you guys charged

to get in your shows, but there are no comedy shows right now. So if you have somebody who, if you're in fucking Kentucky and your main source of enjoyment was going to see live comedy and you're not getting it now, for $5 a month, you can see it every night. Yeah, and let me and and okay, let bitch guilt me out of fucking

doing this. And then I'll just I'll fucking move to a one bedroom and every mass. Yeah, okay, with fuck you, you, it's it's it's the same thing. I was like, Lewis, you're fucking making the most money out of all the people on your network by charging a fucking fee. What are you talking about? You're behind a table. Of course he did. He laughed.

He was like, yeah, you're right. Yeah, but you're on a fucking show telling people not to come to me when all I've done is tell people to go to you from day one all I've said go check out Lewis Gomez hammer fisting the legion of skanks fucking everything when it was not popular to go on Anthony coo me a show I was what let me go because I gotta support this motherfucker because he's my friend. And he's also the richest one out of all of us. He could do a show and give it away for free and depend on advertising. He could roll those fucking dice every once in. Well look, it's I don't you know do whatever you want, but I'm there for everybody and that's what we're supposed to do. And I'm not going to sit there and tell people yeah fucking don't do that. Go do what you can do.

Go find what you like. You know, and I quite frankly, and I'll say that quite frankly, I fucking love doing the show every night. I get excited to do this show. And it's been a long time since I got excited to do, I mean, I'm working more than I've ever had. And it's not just seven to eight every night.

All day long, me and Mike are fucking figuring shit out. and it's not just seven to eight every night all day long Me and Mike a fucking figure and shit out how to promote it how to get it to more people how to give the fans what we want You know all that shit Who else is doing it? Who else is doing a six-night a week show? The fucking stupid hyenas Well, all right, but they're they're having success doing it. You know what I'm saying? They're having success doing it. That's why you keep doing it. So who, I mean, there's not many people that are doing it every fucking day and not have actually.

Yes. Well, here's the thing. When you guys started going in the morning, right? You wake it up and the fucking crack a fuck to do a show five days a week. That's work. Yeah, that's work. Yeah.

Fucking work, dude. We're doing it at night. That's what we should do. We should start our own little fucking, that's work. Yeah. Fucking work, dude. We're doing it at night. That's what we should do. We should start our own little fucking one fucking network. You do mornings, we'll do nights, we'll get somebody to do the afternoons, and we'll just become the fucking new motherfuckers, huh? And we do have to get up so early in the morning.

Now, we'll do afternoons. Yeah, what time do you do your show? Jesus, you know what's come come on you're on it. No, I mean, no, no, I mean the radio show Morning six to ten. Wow Yeah, so I do this from seven to eight, which is usually like seven to eight thirty Yeah, and then I go and spend a half hour with my kids and I go to bed. Yeah, I mean you're working hard right now double-dip and that's great Yeah, yeah, it's bad for the money. It's for the fucking sake of a new project that I think could be could be good. Yeah, we'll be. It will be. Yeah, dude, time to take over. East Coast is taking

over. That's my fucking goal. Let's take over. How are you starting a gang war? Yeah, why, yeah, I mean, why you got to create rivals there, Bobby? I'm not trying to create rival. Anyway, we go. Yo, yo, you're going gonna get shot. He's side yo yo. Now we got a kill one of their guys. Alright, don't worry about it. We're gonna send Chrissy D and Yannis over to take him out. I don't want to get shot again. It's not.

You guys are fucking you guys are West Coast boys now. We're over here. I'd love to get into the West Coast more. I mean those guys got the right idea. I mean those guys are good right idea I mean those guys And they all they all support each other they support each other They support each other they don't go on Twitter and talk shit about their projects that they're doing They even know

When they do and they do it strategically to get the fans involved they do a smart little They do these little feuds and they plan it out to promote their projects and you know, the fans love the drama. You hear that, Jay, they love it. I'm trying to get my clown because I'm a bitch boy. You're a bitch mate. Hey, hey, that's wrong with you. What? The fans want to know what's wrong with Gabby. Are you okay? I'm watching Gabby show at the stand. She drinks fucking wine She says come on in come on in Like Mr. Rogers come on. I see you you honest. I see you Terry. I see you. I Do I love my life's show at the stand.

I'm tired. I was in the sun all day. Mm, so was I. Mm-hmm. Oh, where? I loved the way it the longer the show the more your shirt falls off. Can you stop talking about Gabby like that, please?

Why? I'm a heterosexual man. She's an attractive young lady. And I'm very. Where's the longer this? Why? Why do you think I'm a heterosexual man she's an attractive young lady. I'm very hungry. Why? Why do you think I'm acting weird? I'm just being polite. I'm the fan said you're just staring into the fucking thing.

You look weird. I'm just saying what the fans have noticed and that's all. Yeah, I mean, no offense to all of us. I mean, Gabby is a beautiful girl obviously, but I'm looking at the four squares up there. I mean, she is so much better looking than the four human beings that are surrounding her right now. It looks like a science experiment. It looks like, I mean, we don't look like the same species the four of us. Yeah, Gabby does it.

For this, because I come on a show, it does make me look better looking. This is more of a press for myself. Where's your father? You look like your Bobby Kelly's wrestling manager. That was all right. Keep going, keep going. You fucking laughed, Goatie. You fucking your Goatie moved. You like my Goatie. Don't even fucking kid yourself. I like it, but you could have prepared me for it a little bit. I didn't want to put a band-in around your head. Do you want me to get him? Yeah, get your dad. You ever meet Gabby's dad?

I'd love to. I mean, I'm about to, I'm gonna fan out. Yeah. Yeah, fuck Michael Cha, let's get some real star power on this. Oh. Woo hoo. Pee-joo. Hey, didn't, didn't Shultz tell you to get a backdrop

or something? I do whatever Shultz says. Why are you all in the back then? I gotta stop the show right now, sorry guys. Okay, when you come home, come over to my room. Wait, let me tell you something. Shultz, that motherfucker, that little son of a bitch. Shultz, he, yeah, he's doing his own thing.

You know, I, you know, 10 years ago me and my buddy, Jesse, we got a studio, we had a green screen, we were shooting, we were doing digital commercials, we got the viral videos, we were doing it. We saw early, I kind of felt insecure about it. I wanted that industry love, one did the Montreal, the half hour, and I was just early.

I should have continued, to be honest with you, I should have continued on that course of doing my own thing because I did all that stuff, and it did nothing for me. It didn't, you made a tiny bit of money and it did nothing. It didn't advance my career because that era is kind of over.

You did stuff before your time though because if you had, if that YouTube page was here and it had fucking a hundred and thousand fucking videos on it, you'd probably be a creator, a gazillionaire. Well, that gazillion here. Well, that's the thing. If I just continued, if I just stayed and seen where it was going, but I didn't know.

It's that insecurity, dude. And that's the thing I refused to get bullied, the fuck out of it, especially now. Don't get bullied out of it. I did, and it's no good. Yup, don't get fucking bullied out of it because you can say whatever the fuck you want about my show, this is where it's at.

This is what you can join up. Become a member because now we know you're legit and you really want to see the show. The fans of this show are all fucking awesome. They're fucking great. So can I tell you one other thing that I think there has been successful from the radio is I don't call my listeners fans and not necessarily fans of mine. They're just like a list of the show. They're listeners. And that's kind of how I feel like when we do the jerk off fire on Saturday,

we just let everything hang out with them. It's not like we're, you know, they're not there because they get to talk to us. They're like, they get to see each other and they get to watch. Now I sound like an asshole because I just said fans. So I mean, there's different fans. You have Patreon. I mean, you have internet other. There's different. You have Patreon, I mean, you have internet fans. That's a good point. No, that's a good point. I like that.

That's good to remember. I like that. It is, you know what? That's funny, because when I used to tour a day and he used to my fans, my fans, and I always used to bother me. And I was like, I'm just too insecure to have fans, because I just can't, people come and see me at my shows. And I go out and I hang and I'll fucking,

I've gone to diners with people, after shows, I can't believe you're hanging out, it's like I was hungry. It was a fucking great diner, why wouldn't I fucking, why wouldn't I, you guys, you're not talking down to them. You don't think that you're above them. No, no, no, not at all.

I mean, I'm way better than them. I don't tell that you're above them. No, no, no, not at all. You know, I mean, I'm way better than them. I don't tell them about it. You don't tell them about it. No, you don't tell them publicly. You just, you know, I'm kidding. Well, the honest, you know, man, I, uh, I want to say it, I want you, you're on my side. Just say it.

Well, I'll be honest. Yeah, I I and I did try to stick up for you. You're a different person than me. You like to do these You like to do these rants. You like to go on Twitter and whatever and type out a Bunch of shit and say some stuff that maybe I think or maybe I would would, in my brain, or if I said one along the people, I just never do it publicly on Twitter or social media, because I think it's an unfair thing. That's why I like, the other day when you texted me, I didn't read any of it, because I wanna just talk to you. I don't wanna read something something and then come up with

the fucking I just want to call you because I think you know having it face to face is a better thing. So I don't do that. That's your thing. I don't I would never there's a lot of things I'd love to say but I don't say them publicly. I will talk behind your back really bad but I will. Right after the show right after the show. Yeah right after the show. I will talk behind you back really bad. But I will not. Right after the show, right after the show. Yeah, right after the show, I'm going to this cock, Saka. There's a pinball machine. What's he worried about? Why does he give up one of the 1000 fucking Patreon people?

Come on. Well, I actually, I never name anyone. I never, I never specifically who I'm talking about. I never named anyone. I didn't name anyone here. I never would I never have ever Name someone's you know, but yeah, you're right. I do I do tweet sometimes maybe too much I problem is this dude. I really we are We always we're very funny and we're not we can't be fake. It's a hard thing to be fake

you know the people that I we can't be fake. It's a hard thing to be fake. You know, the people that I know can't be fake. And we're funny though. We'll call you out on your shirt or your hack joke or something stupid said, but it's in a funny way. We'll try to bust your balls and give you shit about it and laugh about it so that you can, like, there's a lot of things, I do that used to fuck a stool on stage. That was my thing.

Well, you know, I got beat out of it because every time I did it, they come down from upstairs at the cellar and they'd run down. Bobby's fucking the stool. When they come down and sit in the hallway and they'd just be like, yeah, yeah, and I'd be like, I ran, I gotta stop this. I got it, I got it, you know, you know, I gotta stop, I gotta stop fucking a stool, cause this is fucking embarrassing. But listen, what about the Batman though? Well, I should have, let me tell you something,

I should have done Billy the Bass Man, right when it happened. I'd be, I'd be a massive success right now. What's that? What's Billy the Bass Man? Billy the Bass Man is a character I created. I could have told Mauricia man you could have fucking had her own Patreon. Why'd you stop? Ah wow I can't I can't get characters. Let's be honest. I'm not good. Do I give us a little taste? Who is coming? Let's let's meet him. What are you are you doing a sunset view? You're fucking bitch.

You want to see the sunset? No. Nobody cares about a sunset. We're not 85. Look at that. The sunset. Wow. Oh, the sun is going down. Oh, cool.

Calc, I'm so happy. Oh. That is. Are you really fascinated by the sunset? Hey, social distance, you asshole. Social distance. Can you hear me? Stop it. Fascinated by the sunset social distance you ask all social Your unnoticed social distance Keith hey rob ha ha hey Robinson what's up

What the fuck in bitch Maze Ha ha ha ha ha Fucking hell with proper Nah, I'm fucking phone Motherfucker He says it's a border week He says it's a well dialogue There's a motherfucker playing the trumpet out here

Yeah That's because you're in the south. Oh, we love our country. I love my country. You fuck why we can't love you. My country. I'm from Boston. I love America. He wasn't playing.

Playing. Playing Reveley. Yeah. That's from the fucking army you fatso. Bobby, how many stripes are on the flag? 15 13 13 How many stars 50 you fucking nut? Why?

Because there are states you fat mush Why? Why don't you stop trying to stop me? Because you're trying to hang me out there with fucking with real Americans like I'm gonna fail go fuck yourself. How's that? How's that god bless America? I'm sorry to you as the honest system Michael With that with that coach Expect you to know how many fucking states they're all With that go to expect you to know how many fucking states they're all And oh fuck that it both is now now I got a lot of compliments on my go team now. I'm gonna shave it. How's that? Yeah, I love it. You can see how you're like your teeth. It's nice

Do you call my T yellow again? No, I can't see your teeth because of how white your beard is no No, my teeth aren't yellow, you fucking, you sunset queer. Well, here's the thing. I'm very excited. I think, and when I say the East Coast is gonna make a run for podcasting, I think the West Coast did a great job, had a lot of great shows, but I think the East Coast is finally getting their shit

together on what to do and how to do it. And I think that, you know, I think a lot of shows are popping up right now. Yours being one of them, I think that this show right here is fucking one of them, you know, and I'm very excited about it. And I think the West Coast guys are excited for us. I think they're looking at us going like, what are you guys doing? What's taking so long? Stop cutting each other down so much

and do your own ball and support each other. I think, yeah, I know, but that's our problem is that we cut each other down because we always do it in the name of funny. You know, I mean, we can't lose that, Janice. We can't lose that brutal honesty. I know that, look at tough crowd. They hate a tough crowd.

But all they've tried to do is remake tough crowd every fucking year. Yeah, we want a table. We want it like the table. But you don't. Because the table's mean and vicious. And you're feeling good, heard. But that's what funny lies. Funny does not lie in fucking happiness

When are we gonna fucking deal funny lies in fucking hatred? fucking depression fucking evil bad shit. That's something in the background of where you're at, Kelton, that keeps coming through. Yeah, Calton's fucking. All right, you're gonna bail out, I'll bail out. No, we're gonna win on the show. We're done with the show, guys. We're done. We're done. Listen, what do you, what's wrong with you? What's wrong? What are you saying it like that for? Oh, no, I love the show. I think the with the show guys. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done The Halo lights are anything, it's a natural lighting. Which I think girls running around, roll out outside, and it's down way other people would be better, and it's totally fine with me.

Yeah. God bless. You're a bit of a lost tomorrow from work. Are you off? Yeah. We're taking a day off. Get all the money from this fucking thing out and eat anything else.

Janice. Yes, sir. Thank you. Thanks for coming on. Will you come back on with Che? I'll come on with Che. Of course, I'll come on with Che. No, we know we're going to do.

We're going to get you a Chrissy on. I'll come on with Chrissy. I'll come on with Che. I'll come on with Maurice. I'll come on with Quik, keep Robinson. You won't come on. You, you, you, you, you, you, Marisa won't come on here. Will she?

Maurice has been a, I've had her on your show a few times. I mean, what are you talking about? I've done it like three times. I did it once with the towel. Can I say something now? Marisa can only come up for a half hour because around 45 Marisa starts getting tired and you start answering like, Yannis.

But one of the stupidest things I did was when Louis, it was Louis's idea. I mean, Louis has great idea. You know, he has ideas and Louis is very industrious. Like, I really respect him for that. Absolutely, very much so. I did the podcast as both characters and I'll tell you what, you're not supposed to do characters every week for fucking 40 minute.

I mean, you start to, it starts to get a little weird. You start to, it starts to get a little weird in your mind. It was just that. Look at Martin Shorten. Tell me, Tell me you don't see Jimny Glick every time he talks. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah. All right, we'll come back on as Mauricio. Come on, will you come in on a Saturday night? Yeah, I'll come in a Saturday night. That any night we let all the fans in around 730 and we hang out for like an hour I'll come in. It gets it gets a little crazy a little weird. We have a usually if Mike sends out the thing right now I'm kidding Mike. He did a good job. He got it. We have a guy playing piano. We have songs. We have

We have a Joe Russell dresses and character professor stink wrinkle So we do a lot of fun stuff. We got to have Gabby in one night to Gabby would be fun Joe Russell dresses in character, Professor Stink, Wrinkle. So we do a lot of fun stuff. We gotta have Gabby in one night too. Gabby would be fun. I'll do it. Yeah. You gotta be happy. You can't be as slain and mopey as you are tonight.

Yeah, you can't be fucking, yeah. You're sitting there like fucking. You don't understand. I went back to New Jersey and my parents make me drink so much every night and during the day I am just a shell of a woman. I would love to come to your dad's house and drink. It's so fun. I'm so tired. He seems like a great guy, you dad.

Yeah, I mean, well, where is he right now? I thought he was showing up. Now he went to go get food. Nice talking to you. All right. You make him go get food. He's one of the most famous fucking guys. Oh, Jesus, not a dance player. And he has to go get the food.

Don't you have a little Mexican guys to do that for you? In his, hey, first of all, so this Mexican property. Second thing, in his heart, he is a dad through and through. He'll come in every day and check the temperature of my room for no reason. You know, he's a psychopath. He folds my laundry. Yeah, probably he's probably making sure there's no dude you're banging in his house.

My boyfriend's been here three times. You're doing house house? No. That's private. Jesus Christ. I, Janice, we're doing some cigars next week or maybe the end of this week if you want to hiccup up. And thanks coming on, buddy. Love you. love you guys. Thank you, Gabby, Mike. Mike, Mike, what do you got? We got history hanging is every morning on all things comedy. It's hard to say. That hurts.

Ooh, that's hard to say. I came on for that. I mean, you can't, I even came on for that. And I dealt with that. That's because you're a goddamn man, all right? You're a goddamn man, y'all know Who dresses like a woman? And someday you're gonna have to explain to your kid what that shit's all about but listen

See it's better when I'm here. It's better when I'm here because you know We tried to get you But you had to go fucking fart fucking pink out of your asshole to let everybody know what was going on Everybody Everybody Gabby Gabby go to Gabby Brian What do you got? Follow Instagram at Mike Duswores. He's been history arenas. Honest thanks coming on. Thank you everybody.

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