Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - #DaddyDaughterDay
Episode Date: November 5, 2018It’s a packed house with Mike Vecchione and Justin Silver from the No Disrespect podcast, and then The Legend Rich Vos and right off his Comedy Central special Paul Virzi pop in to sit with Bobby! L...earn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network.
Riotcast.com I've inspired everyone. I've probably inspired you. I think that the magic stuff.
I think that I inspired these two guys.
These guys have a podcast.
Yeah.
Let's introduce everybody, Michael.
We have Justin Silver and Mike Vickione
from the No Disrespect Podcast.
Hang on, let's hang in.
We have to say, we have, we got Becky.
We have, is it white Mike?
Yeah, it's not new Mike. It's white Mike. It's white Mike. We have white Mike is sitting in hey. How are you?
I'm mushy Mike's chair real why now listen?
Moushy Mike is still the producer of the show
He's he is not on camera this week. He has not been demoted
He is not off the show
He is here. We're gonna figure out the camera thing next week
But white Mike did such a great job at the computer last week
That we're gonna let him sit there for the benefit of the show and the benefit of the guests
Thank you just to keep the flow going Becky did a great job too, but Mike you're he's not on camera. He's right here
But I mean don't do that
that's a surefire way to get kicked off
i have white mic
uh...
could be wider
sweaters yes introduce i guess i think it's my where you're talking
about it because you usually right there and he's not saying anything so it looks
like
should i mouth it like where it's like a dubbed kung fu movie
now he's just shut up and let us all shut up. What do we got? We got Dresden Silver and Mike
Vicki from No Just Respect. Yes. And on the couch we have our guest Nate
Seaman. Nate Seaman and Becky's friend. Chris Cheney. Chris Cheney. Chris.
You last name Seaman. Cheers face. Come on you go now. Come on, just He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun.
He's got a lot of fun. He's got a you know, Nate's Burm Man really yeah
Nate's Burm Man, that's good. How long to you buy an AR 15?
Jesus Christ
Well you guys have you guys we were talking about Vegas this week you're in Vegas Yes, I want to talk about your podcast. Yeah, because I am
Believe it or not. I want to say because no one else is. Listen man, I think you're fucking,
you're a fucking podcast.
Yeah, as far as part, everybody has a podcast.
We're gonna get into your podcast.
I wanna talk about Vegas.
But your podcast is by far the most original, you understand?
You listen to it? Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't listen to the whole thing. I'm gonna be honest with you. the most original, you understand?
You listen to it?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't listen to the whole thing, I'm gonna be honest with you.
But first of all, I'm a big follow the Instagram.
I tried to, I loved it.
Me and Mike actually almost went to 50 cuffs over this.
Really?
Yeah, because he thought I was joking with him.
And he thought I was fucking with him.
And I wasn't, I would call him and egg him on about you
because you guys fight a lot on the podcast.
And it's fucking inferior to see Mike.
And what you do, and you just do that,
you do your dog tricks on people
because you've done them on them.
I'm so pushy and annoying.
You're pushing and annoying.
There's two tricks is what they are.
I'm talking, wait, okay, now go.
It's that stuff. But it's with, so yeah, you Yeah, I'm talking, wait, okay, now go, that's stuff.
But it's with, so yeah, you have,
but you have Danny Tarry-O face,
but you do have Jewish tactics.
Right.
And you do that to him and he's such a,
I don't know, man of the people, I would say.
Hey, so anyways, he thought I was fucking with him
and he was like, fuck you, one day he just turned
and I was like, oh my God.
Oh, this is that fight you had when you were all heated.
Cause you like being bothered.
That is fucking fight.
I swear to God.
I never felt such rage before.
Like, it really, I really never felt rage like that.
Oh, this is when you came in and you were like,
all fucked up.
I was fucked.
Oh, I don't know what happened.
But here's the thing is, I was, I would,
I would tell Liz, like how much I love Liz a how much I love the podcast, especially the
Instagram stories where you would fight.
And I would call him up and be like, dude, you can't take that, right?
And he would laugh.
So I thought that was like I was running gag and I called him on Monday and he literally
just went, you know what?
Fuck you.
And he snapped at me.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, I was like, Liz was me and Liz was sitting there going, I go, I think he's really mad at me. I was like whoa whoa whoa. I was like Liz was me and Liz was sitting there going
I go I think he's really mad at me and then he really got mad. I mean yeah like
Vitt like he was like fucking mad and I was like I relaxed relax
I love you fucking show dude and I had to call him up. I had to trick call me yeah
Yeah, this fucking son of rich like from a landline
Well, look if I didn't like if I didn't like Mike or you know
Mike's my favorite people in the world. I fucking love Vecchion, you know
Not only is he a funny guy. He's my friend. I thought
until the day
He fucking snapped on me just just. And I know.
So I called him up and he went into the phone.
I didn't even talk to him.
I was like, yeah, I was fucking went,
but I know, was I fucking with you?
Or was I fucking with, I was more fucking with him,
like what a fucking asshole he was for doing that to you, right?
Was that the guy?
No, it kept you were like, are you just gonna let this guy
do this to you? Are you gonna fucking let this guy talk to you? I know, and I was like, it kept you real. You were like, are you just gonna let this guy do this to you?
Are you gonna fucking let this guy talk to you?
I know, is it?
And I was like, all right, Bobby.
Okay, I'm a laugh at first, and then I was already,
but you just kept going, you kept going.
You kept going, and I was like,
it was one of the funnest things I'd,
that's his button though.
That's beyond my, oh, Mike's got a button.
Mike's got, it's like, it's called no distrash,
but he's got that Italian respect button
where it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
But Mike laughs, and when Mike laughs, oh, you. But Mike laughs.
And when Mike laughs, it makes you laugh.
Right?
When you laugh, when you make Mike mad and he laughs,
you almost break his thing.
So it's almost funny.
It makes you feel good when he's like,
all right, Bobby, you know, and then he goes,
and then he laughs, you got him out,
because you push, you'll be like,
what the fuck?
And then you laugh and it's like, okay,
so we were doing that thing
and I thought we had our thing that we were doing.
Cause he would laugh, you would laugh.
And but one day he didn't laugh.
Dude, he laughed a little bit
and then he was like, all right,
I think you said enough.
Yeah.
He went enough and I was like,
I know I said something else.
You came back at me.
I came back at me and then I was on the train. And I was like a I know I said something else. You came back at me. You came back at me and then I was on the train.
And I was like a psycho on the train.
Like people are looking at me and screaming.
And then it trained cut the phone off.
Cut the thing out.
And I went to Liza, I think he's really.
Oh, he's like, I think he came at you.
You came in hot that day.
Yeah, I was fucking.
And I started being like, oh, Bobby.
I never felt angry like that.
I really never felt angry. But in a long, long time. Yeah, but he was fucking and I started to be like, I never felt anger like that. I really never felt anger like,
in a long, long time.
Yeah, but he was angry like I,
I, he caught me like finger fucking his wife.
That like you went from, we were giggling to a nut,
like a nut and I was like, oh shit.
So you're nervous?
No, no, I didn't get nervous.
What was Mike gonna do?
I mean, nervous, you get fucked up and nervous,
like, what's he gonna do?
Hit me in the face and I'll fucking get a club.
And I mean, yeah, I'd have to use something on Mike.
I'm not gonna fight him square.
I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna be like, Mike,
I'll probably shed a tear and be like,
I would never do that as I'm holding a club.
And then as he turned away and what you lucky,
I'd fucking crack him in the back of the head
and then drag him in a van.
But I'm not gonna fight him square. You know, have you talked since then? Yeah, well here's the thing is that I called up Dan
And I was like dude I I was literally we would it was funny funny we did it three times
Because I would watch your videos and they they were fucking mesmerizing your podcast
Whether it's real or not you two fighting
Podcast whether it's real or not you two fighting was had me just had and I told them that at the end every time I'd fucking bust his balls. I'd be like look whatever you're doing. You got me. I'm in I'm in because I was in and
I was like Jesus Christ. I felt so bad number one because I really like doing that to him. They like made me happy
But I didn't I would never want to like you
know fuck Mike's the sweetest year of the world Mike. You know, I mean if there's
no one says a bad thing about Becky own. Never. And it just went so it went the
wrong way. And I called Dan and you know Dan fucking. I don't know man. You know
he's cool. You know, everybody's cool. Hey man, no conflict. Yeah, around the guys. You're not the guy. I want to talk to
Because he let Vaggy up probably go fuck him. Yeah, fuck him
And then I call him like dude, I know he's like that
You know, fuck it is nothing being solved
But then I call them again. He didn't pick up and then I tricked him. Yeah, I star six seven them
So my number didn't come up.
As I know, he's still not a technology.
I know, I know he's still hungry for fame.
So I mean, I know if you saw, I know all of it.
He has a phone.
C-C-A-A.
No, he did go, hello, hello, hello.
And I went mic, and he, I got him.
I got ya.
And I was like, listen, I told him, I'm just, you know, look, I told him I'm just you know, look man
At that point with somebody you care about it's like it's not about
You know, whatever right or wrong. Who did what of what you meant? It's like dude. I don't want to I don't want Mike
Think you know, I love Mike. Yeah, I was like dude. I love you and he come right down
He's like I dude it was squash, dude, I love you. And he calmed right down. He was like, all right, dude, it was squash.
But I really enjoyed doing that to you.
I thought we were having fun,
because it was more about you than him.
But I love the podcast.
I mean, listen, you two fucking knuckleheads.
I don't know if it's real, I don't know if it's fake,
and that's what I like about it.
I don't know when you're putting us on,
because Mike's rage is so,
and you, your attitude just, I know you've done,
I know you do that, I know he has fucking rage issues.
So you don't know what the fuck's up.
I mean, you have any answer to Instagram?
Bring up some of their fucking fights on Instagram.
Oh, the one, I could give you one
that we're built to release tomorrow.
Oh, please give it to us. We haven't even posted this out. I can give you this
It's so I'm just gonna text it to you, but here's the thing too the the bit of the end that you're doing now with the
Disrespectful joke. Yeah, yeah, that's that's what we this I plug it. Let me tell you something
It it is infuriating.
How funny that is to me.
It makes me mad that I didn't think about something.
It's like one of those things where you like want to steal it in some way.
The moment Shane and it was fucking great.
Is this the one where you got mad?
Oh, can you do the one Shane?
Shane Gellis.
Go to Shane Gellis.
Yeah, because it's, oh the,
I think that's one of the best ones.
Where the, where is it going down a little bit?
There it is.
It's fun.
Yeah, but it's the one where it's his face.
That's the, it's a nice one.
This one?
Now, go back.
Listen to what he says face.
Listen to what he says, his face.
Oh, what are they left there?
Don't be old Mike.
Be new Mike.
You will be yesterday.
Hello.
Hey.
Please say your name.
My name is Shane Gillis.
Shane Gillis, you're not standing comic.
Thanks.
Where are you from, man?
Originally from Mechanicsburg, it's a town outside of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
That's cool, dude.
Yeah, you went to Penn State University.
I went to Penn State University.
I was.
I was.
I was.
I was. I was. Yeah. Please read this joke.
Uh, uh, I actually, I brought one.
You brought your own straight joke?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I brought my own straight joke.
I'll be serious here.
It's why the Penn State grads keep their diplomas on the dashboards of their car.
Why?
Uh, so that they can park in handicap space.
Yeah?
It's funny, right?
It's not fucking funny.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's a shit.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry Shane. I'm sorry I lost my temper.
Look, I want to pay you. So here you go.
Look at Shane's dumb face. It's from Wawa.
Hello.
Hi guys, that's great.
Did you really slap him?
That's hilarious.
But it's a series of those, it's a street joke,
and then you pay them in whatever stereotypical thing they are.
Like we paid Greer in the Newport, which is just a fucking great Newport.
What was you played Shannon in?
Um, medication, because she slept with every Shino penicillin.
Yeah, penicillin.
That was great.
I didn't want my mother like, you know, Italians and paid her an amoeba.
It's like, it's that.
Did you hand her a amoeba?
I hand her a amoeba.
Like, like, like, like wedding singer?
The movie wedding singer?
Yeah, I put the lady on the lady, paid him an amoeba.
Is that what I'm in that?
Yeah.
That was great. Let me see the, yeah. So no disrespect. One of the, I mean, I think the lady on the lady, pay them and meatballs, remember that? Yeah, that was great. Let me see the yeah, so no disrespect
One of the I mean I think it's fucking hilarious
But go to can we go to one of the fights you guys had pick one of the fights look good once I'm looking
Scroll down. I'm looking for them as we do because we just take clips. It's not necessarily
Oh, here's this fight this fight's pretty good. I just tell him which one is look we can only do it over here
But you gotta do it on mine. No, we don't we have it right there Oh, it's the that one with there's one with Jessica cursing, but it'll set a fight
You'll see stand by on the bottom of it
That's what I don't know for fighting on that one. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know which one now that one's on a fight
here
I have it on mine. You don't put here. I'll just send it to you guys
I don't know what Justin's not hearing.
It's gotta be on my Instagram. It's gotta be. I'll go to just.
It's on it's on it's on your Instagram. Justin.
I can find them on my Instagram right here. Oh, I get you. It's easier.
So, um, how long you guys been doing this podcast?
Um, how long we've been doing? We mean Chris started doing it.
It was you and Chris at the beginning.
He went to do the history high in his day.
And now, then I was with nobody for a while,
and Justin kept coming on the show.
So then we talked, we've been friends for a long time,
and then we...
You going down?
We decided to do it together.
But we changed the format really with Chris.
All right, right there, you see where it says please stand by it Yeah, that's that one's pretty good. Is this a fight? Yeah, yeah, I got click it
We had a big fight on this one me and we're got very fucking close me. Did we get really we got really close
Yeah, yeah, you still help me with bits. You still walk me through the very very supportive here
I remember when I texted him was like we should have Greer Barnes on they said the gris my
Gris my black friend
Gris my black friend? Where's my black friend? Where's my black friend? They're for me to go around.
No.
I understand that where's your black friend, but where's...
I understand that where's my black friend?
I understand where you're saying...
Where's my black friend?
I understand where's your black friend?
I know you say where's my black friend, but I'm saying where's my black friend.
Where's my black friend?
That's how I'm saying.
He's my black friend.
No, I understand he's your black friend, but he's my black friend.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
No, I don't understand you're putting...
I said, we are coming and do our podcast. I texted them. Oh wait
So you got them into the podcast that means I don't know them?
Does that mean you don't know my relationship? Listen, this is thing. I'm Jewish, right?
So here's a black guy like there's a thing that we have together as an oppressed people oppression
Yeah, we identify with each other a little more
Fuckin black friend. Why more What do I explain this me? We're got very fucking close me
As more of you go down is no most co-host get along and they fight with other people
You two fucking I think I'm like do these guys even like each other
Where's the one? Where's the one way you got so fucking pissing him?
He was going one second, one second.
Oh yeah, yeah.
You were holding a dumb dog finger up.
Oh, he got soap.
The one with Jessica Kerson right there, the first one.
Yeah, try that one for a second.
Does he get mad?
Yeah.
If it's a stand by, it's because we're trying to go on a break to try to not let people hear it.
I can't look at your balls.
It'll change our whole friendship.
Can I show Mike my balls on the table?
Yeah, I don't want to see your balls under the table.
I could not do.
Can we go to break?
I just showed Becky from the thing.
Does Becky want to see them?
Shed, look at these.
Shed.
No, thank you.
Don't show me your balls.
It'll ruin our friendship.
Hey dude, what?
You can't show your balls in the podcast.
You fucking can't show your balls in the podcast.
Don't yell at me like you do. You can't. I can't show your balls in the podcast You fucking can't show your balls in the podcast Don't yell at me like no you can't my your balls in the podcast
I understand that but you know what we also talked about
We say things to me you have to talk to me nice and gentle and don't kill the baby
I don't know you're not crazy person
What you are you have to do in a high message
So what are you shows this whole dick on God damn podcast what's the big deal?
This is Ari's not on the set. She fucks her kid? I can whip my balls out
I know you never did and I never pulled my balls out you pulled your balls. I did but so what?
I'm so I should put my fucking crazy person dude. Why cuz you're insane. I wouldn't do that
Why why it's a decent auditory medium. What's the difference?
Shaddy is on video dude. I can't just
I What's the different sheds on video? I just said I love you so much. I would fucking hit you with a shovel
Literally wouldn't hit you with the fucking I would have a spated shovel in the background at any moment as soon as you stand
He literally jive talked that whole comment and he used a finger. No, so I'm like I'm intolerable. I'm intolerable. God
And you always bring up the Jewish thing
constantly. Oh my god. I'm intolerable. I hate my personality. It's intolerable. I hate how I talk. I hate
But you do it good. Yeah, you really piss Michael off well. Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing
Here's the thing. Yeah, I would use that, not that shovel right there, the second one.
Second one.
Yeah, the second one.
That would be the shovel, I get a root shovel.
It's gonna leave a gint.
Yeah, right in the back of your fucking cranium.
See, it's nice and short.
Yeah, right around there, I'd fucking hit you.
You should get one of them.
I'm gonna buy one for the studio,
and you hang it in the background.
Ah!
You have the root assassin.
My kid's a man.
It's called the root assassin. My kid's so mad.
It's called the room assassin.
Here's the thing.
Do you guys really get mad?
Is it real anger sometimes?
I think, yeah.
Really?
Yeah, I think that we know what we're doing.
So you know everything's amped up because you're on a show.
But everything comes from the genuine.
I'm turning the volume up,
and he's turning the volume up on him.
Yeah.
But we love each other.
We love each other.
This is why I think the show works though,
because when you do a show, like when you do a Chris,
it was fun.
You guys are great.
I love both of you guys.
But it's just another podcast with two guys,
comics who like each other,
and they go for Rana B. Silly, right?
And you talk about stuff.
This is two guys that like each other and they go for a run to be silly, right? And you talk about stuff. This is two guys that like each other a lot.
And then it turns on a dime.
Right.
And you're like, we're trying to do segments.
That's why we're trying to be different.
We're trying to actually do segments.
Right.
So within the segments, it's like there's can be problems.
This, but there's real.
Yeah.
This real problems.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you ever get as mad at Justin as you got at me?
No, that was, I'm being honest with him.
I'm not just saying this because we're on this podcast.
There was a visceral anger that I haven't, if I ever felt it, it hasn't been for a long,
long time.
Who was the last person you felt that?
My father.
Holy shit. I'm that serious.
Oh, dude.
I could feel it in my blood.
In your feeling, I could feel my fucking blood boiling, Bob.
But what?
It was very, very bad.
But did you not think?
I didn't want to rehash this on.
I didn't want to rehash it.
But I will.
But I will, if you want to.
I'll tell you exactly.
I'll tell you exactly.
Because.
But you know, you have to. No, not, I, I know what you were doing,
what you were doing, I was laughing it off at first because I love you, because you're
like we said we're friends, I love you.
So you call me, you've been like, you like at first you're like, you know, we had a conversation
what we're talking about, whatever.
And then you're like, you let this fucking guy talk to you like this? Who the fuck? I'm like, Bobby, it's scripted.
You know, it's the scripted things.
I, cool, but I don't know how you're gonna let this fucking guy,
this is one conversation we're having.
And it just, it kept going and going,
I'm like, all right, Bobby, okay, it's cool.
It's like, I just love you and I think you're great.
I don't know how you let this guy talk to you this way.
I'm like, all right, okay.
And then you're like, so we hang up.
And then the next time you call me, again, it's like,
yeah, this fucking, we first of all,
we're talking about something else first,
so I'm disarmed.
And then at least our talk, I'm like,
yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how you take it from this guy.
This guy's gonna fucking bitch you out like this.
And I'm like, all right, Bobby.
I was so heated with me.
I was like, all right, Bobby.
All right, and you know, we laughed it off again. And then the third time, it was just like, I was like, alright Bobby. Alright, and you know, laughed it off again.
And then the third time, it was just like,
I don't know what you fucking do.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
You guys gonna fucking take it from this guy.
And that's when I, it just kept going and going.
And I kept the phone out here.
I'm like, alright dude.
Alright, so then it just, it started to fucking,
it started to build.
But here's the thing, you gotta understand,
here's my side of it, right?
That's your side of it.
But my side of it is this, right?
Like, what the fuck, man?
What the fuck is this guy,
guy gave you dog tricks?
What are you doing?
What's going on?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Dude, you gotta fuck, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
and we're both laughing.
And at the end of time, no, but I'm in, I'm in, you know.
And then the next time you put out one of these Instagram videos, I call my go mic.
What the fuck? What's going on, dude?
I mean, this guy is holy shit.
I mean, dude, you're Mike Vecchio.
I'm trying to, I guess that my acting is too good.
I was trying to be sarcastic. I was like, dude, what the fuck? I do whatever. I mean, I'm in. I'm trying to, I guess that's my acting is too good. I was trying to be sarcastic. I was like, dude, what the fuck?
I do whatever.
I mean, I'm in.
I'm in.
That's what I would say.
I'd be like, I'm in.
I love the show.
It's fucking great.
You got me.
If it's fake, it's real.
Right.
They're scripted.
So I would go, I would go Bobby.
They're scripted.
Right.
If you say so.
Right.
I'd be like, okay, I'm in.
You got me.
So you're trying to bust his balls, though.
I'm trying to bust his balls. And I, but he's laughing, but like two times. laughing But like two times so I'm a guy he's in on like we're having fun, right?
I thought we're both having fun with it because I thought like
Someday I would be on the show and I'd be like Jesus Christ you taking his shit
Whatever right and the third time and you put out another Instagram video
Where you guys fighting and I call them up? I go and we talk about something else and then I was like,
Dude, what the fuck and I same shit and he's laughing and then
He's like enough like it turned quick and I was like what?
What and then I was immediately like dude, I'm kidding. You know, I'm kidding
He's like no, you're not fuck you like fuck you you're not and it's like
if you know if I wasn't kidding I don't I
Don't lie like it's not I don't have a lie. I don't need to lie to you. I would never go
I'm kidding when I wasn't kidding to get out of it
So but Mike was like dude you said something that was fucking you do you said you'll see
But holy shit and I shit. And I went.
It's a Italian shit.
But I went like this, like, oh Mike, you know,
I go, Mike, you don't scare me.
I go, I know you're trying to scare me,
but it's not scare me.
I'm like, I was kidding.
And he's like, yeah, yeah.
And I was like, I go, Mike, you gotta stop trying
to scare me, because it's not working.
I'm sorry that I was kidding.
I was trying to let it like, dude, what the fuck?
Because you literally took a, on my end, took a left. Like, you were like giggling three
times, and I thought it was fun. But if at any point you went, hey, Bob, you got to stop.
I really mean this. I don't like it. Please stop it. I would've been like, oh shit. I'm
sorry. I was just fucking with you. I didn't that you were, do you know what I mean? There was no tap out.
It was like, dude, I'm gonna murder you.
It went from this, it went from this.
I'll kill you, oh, man.
I know.
I'm telling you, I'm my, I'm my, that's the way,
it's like, no because I'll say this yes for myself
During that when it started I was I was like okay, I guess this is just Bobby
Okay, I was laughing okay Bob and then but I called you before but as it but as it was going it got let it just got quiet on the phone You you would say something and then it would just be I would be like okay all right, but I'll be like okay
Okay, and maybe the last one no no throughout throughout all of them but I'd be like, okay, okay. And maybe the last one. No, no, throughout, throughout all of them.
I would start like, I would start like, okay.
I would start like, laughing and then I would like, okay,
but you keep, you just keep going.
So then I was like, at the end of it,
I was just like, okay, Bobby.
All right.
Did you ever tell me like, knock it off or like, stop it?
Like, I figured you knew what you were doing.
I figured you knew what you were doing. And I figured it was just you and me on the phone. I buddy, I, Like I'm, dude, I figured you knew what you were doing. I figured you knew what you were doing.
And I figured, because it was just you and me on the phone.
I buddy, I, but I'm like, who is this?
But who is this for?
Like that was what I told you when we originally talked.
I was like, who is this for me?
You, for me.
You, for me.
I'm, to get of it, I'm my laughing.
So, you were laughing.
At the beginning of it, I was like, going, okay,
but yeah, you're like, he's gonna let's find,
I'm like, I'm laughing a little bit,
and then as he kept going I was like
Okay, you will laugh a lot you are going you were like
You were doing the veggie on left yeah, but at the end of it. I was just going okay
All right, Bobby okay no on the last on the last one
I agree with you the last one is going all right, okay, but I thought in my head
Can I just thought it was I thought you were paying for like a bagel or something
I thought you weren't paying attention. I thought it was you and me
You want me to be honest to tell you what I thought yes
I thought you were looking at the videos and you know you see stuff on Instagram
You see stuff on social media and you're like you know what this is my friend, but it bugs me
Yeah, it's fucking bugs me this guy bugs me this with this whole thing fucking bugs me
So I'm gonna call him I'm gonna call him fucking I, I'm gonna break Paul, but I'm gonna fucking,
there's gonna be a little bit of fuck you underneath it.
It's just bugs me and I'm gonna fucking call this guy
and let him know that it bugs me.
I'm so nervous right now.
Why?
We're good, we're good.
We're good.
Dude, it was the so opposite of that.
You see the Grammy and throw me up against the one
and goes, you know, you do disrespect me.
No, no, no.
I was hoping that would have been like the fourth episode.
It's just Bobby Sangerik!
But no, it's so far from that.
That's why in my brain, I was like, what the fuck?
I was literally, what's going on?
I loved your, I love this show.
I love you two together.
Thank you. It's so because it's not
The two comics just hanging out being silly, which look I look I get it
It's something I love Chris and Yannis together what they do that thing
It's a twist on it. It's not just two guys talking every fucking podcast is two guys talking right these guys
They talking and they say wild every now and then
fucking podcast is two guys talking right these guys they talking and they say wild every now and then
I get it says you know I mean comics you app and comics yeah I get or it's or it's
Complete opposite what people just trying to shock the fuck out of you
Yeah, and have you go did you see what happened? It's like cutting, you know like oh, it's gotta get I gotta feel it more
Lewis Gomez built the whole network so
Well, what I'm saying is that this podcast that you two wound up together I couldn't get enough of these Instagram Oh awesome dude. Thank you. So that's why I was calling you up
But me and your friends so I but I used to call you up before I'm bushing balls about like
What I used to I used to call you up and about your, it tonight shows.
Yeah, yeah.
You motherfucking enjoy your own jokes.
Oh, man, it's the funniest thing in the world
to see, because first of all,
Vecchio kills on late night.
On Readers.
On Readers.
But he enjoys his own joke.
And it's fucking funny to me that he just,
thank you, roots.
No, he has a Mr. Roper before he'll tell the joke
and he'll go,
I think it's the greatest thing in the fight world.
But it really hurt my heart when you got mad.
No, it hurt me because during the time that I was stewing
and the time we actually talked.
And I thought to myself, when I thought in my head,
Bobby's just calling to fucking bully me. No, that's what that's what the impression I had
I got fucking
Furious I got fucking furious and I started thinking to myself. I'm a fucking 45 year old
What am I doing to pick it up the phone like I'm a 45 year old man like I'm fucking almost mad at myself
Yeah, I mean first of all I'm not bullying you just in this I mean if you're gonna almost mad at myself. Yeah, I mean, first of all, I'm not bullying you just in this.
I mean, if you're gonna get mad at it,
I'm gonna be mad at it.
No.
I mean, I wouldn't take that shit, my.
But no, no, I'm kidding.
But no, man, I thought it was fucking cruel.
I told, I was like, I can't tell if it's real, what's fake.
I know you two love it.
You wouldn't do a show together.
So I was like, this is the fucking great,
because I know Justin, he just won't shut the fuck up,
but I know his little fucking tricks,
and I know you, and I was like, this is stupid.
I mean, and of course it's stuff at the end.
It's like, it has this quality of seriousness,
but just complete silliness.
Yeah, it's got like a wrestling story.
Right, right.
It's got a Wii-S, and I was trying to, my dumbass,
I was just trying to get involved in it.
You want to come in the sandbox?
I wanted to play.
I just was playing.
Well, you come on.
I thought you were like, we could,
of course I be, come on.
I'm my whole thing, was it?
Oh, my whole thing today. He was going to bring up, I thought he was going to bring me up, you know, of course I'd be able to come on in. I'm my whole thing, was it? Oh, my whole thing today.
He was gonna bring up,
I thought he was gonna bring me up, you know, Bobby,
and then he was gonna, he'd be like, fuck Bobby,
and then be like, get me,
I thought it was gonna be this fun thing.
I had no clue, whim.
It's funny,
because you don't know where people's brains are.
You don't know what somebody's psyche is.
I don't know.
And like, we bus balls,
all the fucking time, we bus balls. the fucking time we bus balls and you never know
when you're gonna do something that now the here's the choice though here's the
choice you know fuck you oh fuck you so like I said I was kidding I said I said
the truth my truth I was joking I would never do anything to hurt Mike Vicki
oh and I love Mike Vicki okay and he was already still like, oh, fuck your mother.
So it was a point where I was like, all right.
Yeah, like kids been in my house.
He's got a comp launch pass to come to any part.
I mean, my wife knows my kid.
No, he's been at my kid's birthday party.
I mean, I don't, I don't, family.
I don't invite people to my house.
I don't just invite, you know, like,
hey, everybody, I gotta fucking like it.
If you get to come back, you know,
you might get the first one, but the second one, you know,
I mean, if I invite you to my house,
I'm letting you into my sanctum, you know?
So, I invite Mike's in my sanctum, you know.
So, I was sitting there like, that's one of the points
where you like, do you fuck?
All right, fuck him too
And then we're gonna see each other and fucking give each other fucking stupid eyes
You know, right like we'd be like what's up? What's up?
And just sit waiting to do a spot
You know and if he goes up before me. I got a I hopefully I don't bomb
You know what I mean? He's just waiting in the hallway and then I look out. He's like and he leaves
Thanks for holding my microphone. Yes, I'm like that.
You know.
You know.
But it was, no, I love Mike and I told Dan,
I'm like, I'm just gonna, you know,
you take the hit on that one and just go, man,
whatever you gotta do to fucking, you know,
make your eye, it would never,
it killed me that I made him mad.
It made me sad.
It literally made me sad.
I was like, fuck, cause there's certain people
that I don't give a fuck if I made mad.
Yeah, but you're also an emotional dude
who's good with his friends.
If one of your friends is upset,
it's gonna upset you until you write it.
It really upset me.
Oh yeah, it upset me.
Cause it literally, it was a left hand turn. Like if I saw it coming,
I would be like, you fuck, you know what I mean? Like you fucking dummy. You know, like what'd you do?
You know, I didn't say, I thought we would just have in chuckles, but you know, and then I was like,
this you know, this asshole's thinking of me tonight, you know what I mean? Mike's gone fucking that fat fuck.
You get about how?
How's exactly what he said when he actually walked
in the studio?
Yeah, that fat fuck.
He's trying to think how to choke me with his hands
because they don't fit around my neck.
Mm-hmm.
I was just hoping that I would.
You told me that you said you were gonna hit me
with something and object and then kill me
and then have to go jail and have to touch Max behind
Oh, because you can't I'd have to I'd have to kill Mike. You can't fight Vecchi old
You can't just be like let's do this. I would have to kill him
I'd have to shoot him or hit him with something like heavy when it wasn't looking
You know and probably hit him twice. You hit him the first time.
And then you would have to start to go fund me
for my funeral.
Well, I mean, we damn would take care of that.
He roommate would take care of that.
That's fucked up, but you'd have to kill me
and do the go fund me for my funeral.
I was like, we're raising money.
Performing is my memorial show.
But it was weird, because we talked,
I tricked him to get.
He did trick me. But was am in a calm him in a calm place and the way he disarmed it
I got to say like I didn't have any because you let me talk like you let me fucking air out like in tell me and
We discussed where the misunderstanding was
Yeah, and then you even said at the end. I'm like, okay, I'm good
Yeah, I'm good and we resolve that you were like if any time I'll never forget this
It you said afterwards you're like if any time throughout the night you have more anger
And you need to call me to fucking let me have it feel free
You know why that didn't happen, but it's like something like wow
That's really thought it out in terms of like if you have vengeance in your heart after this feel free to call me at any time throughout the night only
Only fucking crazy psychos will get that,
because I'm a crazy, I've been,
I know because I've been that angry at people.
Like, I get that angry.
Like, you know, you fuck,
and then you say, all right, cool.
And then 12 and that, you're like,
no, this motherfucker, my wife's like, what's wrong?
I'm like, no, but don't fuck that, fuck him.
You know, fucking, he said this and then did that
but he said this later, he's lying.
Fuck that, fat fuck.
You know what I mean?
I've done that.
You just wake up.
What an interesting thing to say at the end of
well, after we squared it all, I went off in my mind.
I'm like, what an interesting thing to go.
You can call me at any time throughout the night
if you feel a certain kind of way.
Because I've lost a lot of friends in this business
over stupid shit, you understand?
I've had people do, I've had people do
real fucked up shit to me.
Like just fucked up shit.
Shit that I should have not talked to them again
at the time. Shit that I, you know, this business is full of shit people, you know. But I
feel like our community here in New York, our friends, even know whatever we fuck with
each other, do whatever to, you know, have fights and talk and argue. But, you know, it's important to me, I think.
To me, it's important, you know, and to,
and if I meant, if I really was pushing your buttons,
like trying to fuck with you,
because like what you thought it was,
if that's what it was, I don't know if I give a fuck
if you were mad at me, I'd be like, yeah, fuck him.
You know what I mean?
Fuckin' pussy.
Can't take a fucking joke.
You know what I mean?
Whatever.
Justin's right.
You know what I mean?
But it wasn't that.
I thought I was, I really thought we were doing it together.
Like, I thought I was part of the stupid thing.
That would have been so great if that went on though.
What, the fight?
Yeah, but if you're going to say, yeah, we could just bring it on.
Well, you know, I would have been great.
Been great.
But yeah, I mean, if it was, if it was, if it was, I was,
thank, I don't want to fucking have to fucking just wake up and mic's over me,
punching my face like fucking Hulkbuster.
Tung, tung, tung, tung, tung.
I fucking explain to Max why mic's fucking his mom. Buster Fuckin explained to max
Why Mike's fucking his mom daddy's got a big mouth
Well you see daddy took it too far one time
Yeah, the Hulkbuster remember that motherfucker was that punchy through scroll down remember the video
He threw the fucking punch in that movie nice talk it yeah
I'm glad that we worked it out. It was, yeah, it was, yeah, it was real.
To be honest, like, I haven't been that mad in a long time.
It really fucking made my blood boil.
So I'm glad it dissipated so quickly afterwards.
And I saw you that night down here.
We passed each other a few times.
And you were even like,
God, this would have been fucking weird.
I was like, I'm glad that we worked it out.
It was, yeah, we worked it out.
But to be honest, like,
I haven't been that mad in a long time. It really fucking made my blood boil. So I'm's it dissipated so quickly afterwards. And I saw you that night down here.
We passed each other a few times and you were even like,
what we got this would have been fucking weird if we would
have talked today.
It would have been great if you both had appointments with Alan
and he was in first and you had to be in the waiting room
while he's punching a pillow just to get it to you.
I would have been like, you stay out here.
I would have paid extra for a double session with him
and just to refute all his shit
Like, no, I didn't mean that. I was on the second floor. I'm gonna break an egg.
Do you go to Alathoe? Yeah.
Ah, he must. This is the fucked up that we have the same therapist. Did you bring it up?
I didn't see him. He was on hiatus. Hiatus. Yeah. Hiatus.
Uh, most of August, it was August. Yeah. It was August, it was August. It was August. It was August. Maybe.
And I'm never gonna fuck with you in August
when our therapist has a month off.
I don't know what it is too.
I think that, you know,
I, you know, some of the, it's just like shit.
It ain't worth it.
But I don't, like,
but the only thing that sucks about it,
I'll be honest with you is I can't fuck with you anymore.
Like, which is fine, but I am gunshy to fuck with you.
Because I thought I knew your temperament.
Like I thought I knew you, and I thought you knew me.
But it's kinda like, I'm a little gunshy to,
because I've seen clips since then, and I've wanted to be like, and I was like, I'm a little gunshider. Because I've seen clips since then
and I've wanted to be like,
and I was like, I can't do it.
You know what I mean?
Because I don't wanna fucking piss you off
and getting into a fucking, you know, another one.
So it's a little sucky, which I think it will go away
in time as we hang out, you know, more.
You know, and I wanted you to,
I wanted to invite you to that big party I had where everybody came but I didn't
I mean just it was a blast
No, you came the one yet of the
Skills of a fucking juice
Crazy I'm still trying to get in the mix with you guys
I'm still trying to get in the mix with you guys.
Now, have you, but you guys never really, like you never really get that mad at each other.
No, it's not.
It's a, don't tell, you don't have to tell.
I don't want you to ruin anything.
Because there are.
We do have segments on the show also.
But you guys, there are, I mean,
some of it might be whatever,
but you guys really do get fucking pissed at each other.
At some point, it's correct.
Blood boils, yeah.
There's blood boils on this fucking show.
Yeah.
Because it's literally two alpha males.
Yeah.
And we're very, we're in completely different.
We're in the way we talk and in the way we approach it.
Yeah.
He's a fucking fantastic young man and has values and manners and you're a fucking good-looking
gorgeous cunt.
Yeah.
Who knows how to tell people to sit, stay,
paw.
We just have different,
we have different ways of approaching
the different communication skills
and he's less like,
Mike's quiet and just sort of waits
and more plotted and takes his time
and I'm just like,
and just when they collide,
they just like,
it just gets a little messy.
It gets messy, but,
you really do use dog tricks on people.
That's 100% wrong with that twat's doing.
The answer was to be the other way.
That's why women can't train dogs.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Fuck.
About what?
Nothing.
There's one girl in here, she's on her phone.
That's right.
So you guys, anyways, you went to comedy sell it. Yeah, it's unreal man. Great. It was unbelievable because I got to
We did Monday and Tuesday with David tell and then the rest of the week was with Mike Ken and Taylor Tomlinson
Chris D and Colin Quinn. I heard David tell had the set. I mean just he was just murdering on I heard he
She'll go up and like kill go up and kill and fucking to come off stage me and like, you know, I'm a very fucking a good comic
I'm very accomplished and then he just goes up and murders on such a different level that you're like fuck
I guess on nobody like he just murders on another level then and then anybody else I've ever seen well
We only see him here too doing 15 minutes and
Trying out stuff and blah blah blah, and you know in the hallway hanging out I must have been a treat to go see him live doing our and murder I Liz called me she's like
Because she's been there a bunch, and she's like I've never seen anybody kill he could she Dave
Just did something that rare fucking comics. She was like on the ground
She's like he went full comics. She was like on the ground. She's like, he went full Italian.
He was just on fire.
Just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And you had Mark Cohen is the,
Mark Cohen.
You like him?
I love Mark Cohen.
He's my favorite.
There he is.
He is the house, he's fucking great.
Is he there every week?
Every week.
Oh really?
Unless he's got something to do.
And then they get Rocky Dale Davis
to somebody local to host. But he's the guy.
Why do you love him? I fucking love him because it's just constant. It's non-stop comedy on stage. But he comes off in between the
even between spots. In between the spots is he'll be walking his back. I'm like, Mark, what's wrong with your back? He's like, I'm carrying the show.
He's like, he'll say that just joke after joke after joke in between. He makes me fucking and it's just these quick these quick one-liners
here and there and it just fucking kills me. We're just laughing the entire time.
Some people get annoyed from that. Let's say when I was there, some people that would bug.
Some people would come up and be like, the does it joke every two seconds? I was fucking
What the fuck is he?
I can't get enough of it guys a quippy cock sucker
Some people know when I was there with Paul Versey rich boss and Keith Robinson
Somebody would come and go what the fuck's up with this guy?
It's fucking guys got a whip and I mean he's gonna quip coming out of me fucking do
One of us you guys didn't appreciate that I look that. I like it. I like British humor though.
I like British wit.
I thought Hannah's special was good.
I can shit for that.
You fucking cuck!
You fucking like jokes!
You don't have pussy and shit and finger fucking in them?
You like a fucking dank doing jokes?
And then doing a monologue at the end about how white man raped her?
Who is this supposed to be on the other end of this phone right now?
I don't know.
I'm just a character.
I'm just a general writer now.
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out. I'm working it out. I'm working it out. I'm working it out. I'm working in bored with the guy you want to be friends with that. I can't wait I'm bored with the guy Love what you do what you do. That's my guy. I want to come see you Justin
Yeah, I'm your biggest fan this is Mike. This sounds like all my brothers friends. You perform it
I'm coming every time you perform it. Yeah, we're all fucking spec. Yeah, they run out of air at the end
You perform
I'm gonna go there fucking go and fuck it. I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna fuck it. I produce a special I sold enough coke
I'm fucking talking to my brother breath that love you so fucking much
You think I fucking love you? I fucking
talk and say I love you till I fucking die
I won't even fucking in hell
You think I love you? I fucking love you
I fucking love me and I fucking keep going
I fucking love me
I fucking love you
Until I pass out on your cock
No but I was on belief both I mean getting a tell and then being with Colin is to the drop off
There's a drop off
There's the two guys in my book. There's two guys in my book. Yeah, no Colin is yeah
Colin's funny. He's one of the best. Yeah, but but my Colin was you know, saying he was here
When the cellop popped off. He was one of the guys back in the day him and Rick chrome
Ladies you don't understand. Yeah, they were already gone before I got here
So Mark was I go him and Rick home with chrome were going stage and and Bill Grunfeld would go on stage and
What's wrong, you all right?
Yeah, you're
bleeding you're just from shaving today
uh... the fucking clippers in my house that's just he's a he's a him a failure
act
he just bleeds for no reason sometimes
all right uh... i think i'm
but i see here all of your face i know
the shaytramic tremor are you in the little
yeah he was um him a rechelm will, I mean murder,
murder downstairs, murder, they were the,
they were the motherfuckers.
Really?
The motherfuckers.
This is before your past here.
This is before me, they were the motherfuckers.
And you know, this fucking business stinks.
Imagine being the funniest motherfuckers in New York City You know, this fucking business stinks.
Imagine being the funniest mother fuckers in New York City at a time, at a comedy boom, back in the late 80s
and being like the best club,
and being like what the fuck with the biggest guys,
and then it all goes away.
It's crazy.
Everybody, too, look at Louie right now.
There's a picture of him right next to Christ.
It's like, all right, there's the,
you know what I mean? That was a to Christ. I was in time, right?
You know, well that's a crazy. I mean, I was as first he did the garden five times last year
Five fucking times
Those protesters outside really last night
Here yeah, too. Yeah, wasn't it? Yeah, there. I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to
get a guy out there.
I'm not sure if he's going to get a guy out there. I'm not sure if he's going to fucking people with shotguns up here. Mike's cousin who's fucking still mad at me because Mike never went back to him and said,
hey, we're cool.
Hey, Bobby, somebody full-town and open elevator, chef.
I don't know.
Vicki owns his allow.
This fucking guy, what does it say?
Luis.
I love that, her sign.
Luis CK.
Yeah, when you support Luis CK, you tell women, your laughter is more important than their
sexual assaults and loss of their career.
If you go first of all, I say, say, if you're going to make a sign, like penmanship and
maybe just like the composition of how you're going to, like this looks like it was written,
like at least make it legible, maybe?
So you say, if you're going to be a protester, a protester it was written like at least make it legible maybe you say if you're gonna be a protester a
protest anything you need to have a legible sign a legible sign are you saying
women aren't good writers so far they can't train dogs and they can't
write yeah now Becky's gone somebody's killing people Anybody like go chat Halloween not new Mike. Oh Mike
I need white Mike here
Yeah, I'm with the fuck you're right sign makers really just one one person
It's two people I think there's one more behind there is you're over here boss over here
It's up rich the fans. They're at the shit What the fuck are these guys? What's up, Rich? They're fans.
They're at the shit.
Did you just watch it?
What's wrong with you?
Fuck.
Fuck you.
Where you fucking Anthony Kimia?
Kimia?
Who's Anthony Kimia?
I don't fucking know.
Why is Anthony Kimia?
Why is Anthony Kimia?
Kimia.
Kimia, whatever the fuck is your name is.
What do you talk about?
You don't know him.
I don't know. like you I don't
It's it's it's it's it's it's a big humia and that sign is much better
What does the second sign saying does this sign make you uncomfortable Louis?
No, the other chick's handwriting makes me uncomfortable. I mean the other chick looks like she should be holding a sign
That one I think she's on Nome's podcast tonight. Who that one?
Not one to have the other one.
That doesn't look like Bonnie.
But we I hate when an unfuckable woman has a sign about a sexual.
No one is solving you. No one's assaulting you.
Oh man. I don't agree with that.
No one's assaulting you. I just want to say the rapers.
The rapers are going to be like, hey, can you hold my backpack while say the rapers the rapers gonna be like hey
Can you hold my backpack while I assault your friend that's sort of like what you got there?
I don't give a fuck I'm gonna say I'm gonna hash tagable do handsome. I'm gonna say whatever
To answer my fuck you say whatever you want what I'm gonna
Care
To host You fucking career's taking away. Why is it gonna have to find a new host? Again!
You're gonna say it.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up.
You're all fucked up. You're all fucked up. You're all fucked up. You're all fucked up. You're all fucked up. I was working Vegas here the last time. Headliners don't work Vegas actually. The big headliners, yeah they, they, they, they,
I was kidding.
I know.
How you been?
Good buddy, how you doing Voss?
Rich Voss is joined the program.
Oh!
Good, it's good to be here.
Well, I like Justin, I like Mike.
Yeah, I don't know who he is.
That's how white Mike.
No, it's, how you doing?
How you doing?
You know, you're a comic?
Yeah.
How long have you been doing it?
Seven years.
So why don't you blow this just too hot
Blow this Blow on it be careful you looking at anything
Going on you can't tell a young guy got a blow this
CK I kidding. I don't know are you now?
Hope your career. Yeah, I know I like you got sleeves and I think Tim Dylan
I think Tim Dylan and Ian have faking it
Well, isn't Ian is an Ian bisexual he's by yeah, I think the Tim is really skinny
So yeah, they had protesters out last night because Louis went on the sign
out last night because Louis went on the sign. That's right.
Opie did a pop-up of podcast out there.
Where?
Out in front of Louis Sting.
No, he didn't.
He's interviewing pigeons.
I'm not lying.
Jeez.
What?
That's all he can get.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
How many were out there protesting?
Two.
Two for real?
That's it. Yeah, that girl that guy next to
Yeah, who protein lady that lady even the falafel. I think that's a guy
He looks like a nun
You got none on that
No, she does she's just like all right. I got none of my nun joke
Where's my fucking bomb bed, daddy? You clock suckers.
Yeah, last night, but here's the thing.
A sexual assault.
And the girls, can I ask a question?
15 years ago, this happened, correct?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So 15 years ago, they lost their career
and they haven't been able to make it back.
But Louis was not able to give you a-
I don't understand.
I don't understand either. I don was not understand. Famous 15 years.
I don't understand either.
I don't understand how he was famous 15 years ago.
They're like, Oh, he held this.
He wielded this power.
It's like he was a writer for Conan, right?
15 years.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah. He always had stuff going on.
He made Pudi Tang.
No, he did.
I mean, the movie made money.
You know, he's always been a writer.
He's well. Where did that movie make money? Huh? Nothing. Where did it i mean the movie made money you know he's always been a writer where's the well
where did the movie make money
that's a good way to make money in compton put your head for us you can hear
us please
because you i can't have you go hot here you it's like a podcast of my grandfather
what
what
you have the same hat to
come on essay. Boss thinking you can tell boss's fucking
a wheeler. I don't know. If I make a fuck up then I'll put it on. If you make a
fuck up what are you to? I make boobies. I make word boobies. What were you saying about
that? He didn't have power. He didn't have the power he has now.
But he had, you know, he had, look,
if an open maker came up to you now,
the open maker would think you have power over them.
Cause you're a headliner and you've done TV.
Of course, you don't understand the power.
It's your perception.
You don't understand the power you do have.
Yes, you absolutely right.
You'll go into a club and there'll be the MC
or something of the feature and they're there. You'll find out years later than like, dude, I was so
there. They look up to you, but that's not power. That's not real power. That doesn't
necessarily. Well, they don't know that in their head, they think you have power. So they
know. So we're going by people's perceptions then. Well, that's what this is, that's what entertainment is, is perception because you don't know really whose,
look at just people you think are doing great,
that they think they're not doing great.
So it is perception in this business.
Well, what if I go, I'm not comfortable in this environment.
That's my, and you're like Mike,
you seem like you're comfortable in this environment.
Nothing would indicate you're not comfortable
in this environment and I go, you're not comfortable in this environment.
And I go, it's my perception of what's happening.
You can't judge what's my, what my perception is.
But, but if you, then if you had an argument to follow that,
if you're not comfortable in it, okay, why are you not comfortable in it?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Like these girls were in a position where they were uncomfortable in a situation where they
perceived this person had power. My question was this. Does that make sense?
I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
They perceived, they thought he was more powerful than he was. Yes. Let's basically
what he's saying. They're looking at him like oh my God. And he's really not that. But we know he's
really not that he wasn't really that but to them, he was. But it's 15 years ago. I mean,
he took it. That situation took it all away 15 years ago. Like, I mean, that's what that
science says. You've got to be a pretty like weak mind is a
spirited person,
not have enough resources to be able to heal things in your mentality.
If 15 years later, that's still-
Something that, something that my new-
What, what do you know-
No one grabs you, no one's for-
Something that like, let me ask you a question, listen.
Please, I-
I'm so fucking pro woman, first of all,
raised by my mom, my aunt, my grandma, my two sisters.
I love the mom.
Two sisters.
Your mom's awesome.
You actually kissed my mom.
I sexually assaulted you.
Hard on the mouth.
I did.
You're my good looking sister.
Yeah.
She's pretty and sent me a video of it.
I'm sorry.
I never bothered me.
I literally almost, I wanted to make out with your mom.
I would be okay with that.
I wanted to get on with you.
I wanted your mom to perceive it.
My mom perceived it.
But here's the thing.
I asked all the, I asked.
Why does his mom look like, but here's the thing, I asked all the I asked why does his mom look like gravy?
But I was just gonna boss has one cuz he like
But I've asked all them and I've said like give me your assessment is they said assault is one thing like like an
Uncomfortable situation and something definitely a perversion that's inappropriate.
Yes, but an assault.
So like, no one's grabbing you.
There's no door lock.
There's no, there's, there's, that's what I'm saying.
There's gray areas.
Why aren't these women getting opportunities now?
Why is it show business giving them, you know, like,
the guy from the Cosby Show was just doing a job in between jobs at
Whole Foods, with Trader Joe's.
And they, I mean, everybody just came out and he hears work.
You shouldn't be doing a job that a lot of other people do.
Right.
I mean, it's like, that's fucking bullshit.
You should be acting and somehow they overlooked you, whatever the fuck that was, which most most actors go through by the way. I mean, like I said,
everything comes to an end. Your sitcom will come to an end.
Yeah. I don't care if it's number one. Right.
You know, mash is over. Yeah.
Most of the people on that show did not get a great gig after I'll go on.
What? One. Alan Alder no
No, to do a few a few. Yeah, well wait a second
Wait, what was that the girl the the lady actress that started to me to move men against
Weinstein, I don't know her name
What's her name Macaron? Yeah, it's not like they're throwing her tons of stuff and she started
She started all of this
They're throwing her tons of stuff and she started, she started all of this. She's doing public speaking engagements now.
Well, but she's not getting work in Hollywood. That's on her own.
A ton of money doing that now.
Yeah, well, but that's not, you know, yeah.
Okay, and she could probably also get a ton of money, you know,
playing golf tournaments, but she's not in movies.
And that's what she's in actress. So you don't always, just because you,
you're a whistleblower.
It doesn't mean you're gonna get
What do you call benefit or get paid for it? I'll call them whistleblowers. Please. I'm offended at that
I don't know it depends what the exact facts of each situation are and people like the brosha
Everything over with the broad stroke. go everything is all and love everything together
The hotel situation. I don't know if you're at a festival and another comic they invite you up to the room and
There's a guy blocking the door and masturbating in front of the door and you two terrified girls. Okay, that's that's one
100 agree that's wrong, okay
But what if the situation changes a little bit? What if Louis is not Louis of getting movies
and having a TV show, he's just a writer for Conan
and another comic, and what if the girls are giggling?
Does that change it?
What if the girls are talking dirty to him
as he's doing it?
Does that change it?
Yeah, but Dave Warren, that's how it went on.
Those are the questions.
I guess you would have come out.
He would have come out.
That didn't come out.
That's what it came on. You don't know the questions about that. I'm out. He would have done it and come out. You know what I came out.
You don't know.
You've never heard his side.
Good point.
So you can't say that.
Well, but then why?
The devil was in the details on all these things.
Well, it's just because if he comes out with now a team against them and these girls felt
some certain way, he felt bad that they felt that way and he was like, look, I'm sorry,
whatever.
But I'm not against him in any sense.
I'm just saying that this, this, this,
there's better things to fucking protest.
Yes, I'm not saying that.
It's like 15 years ago, are these girls really,
if they're still traumatized,
and their careers were taken away?
I find that, I just find that, listen.
I feel, I mean, that's terrible.
If that's true
Yeah, and they're still fucked up about this and they're and they're still scared of they're in there
Oh something because of this that's that's fucked up. I find the heart, but believe though
But the one is why you don't know me. You don't know what is his person
What's true and what are the details? We won't know that until you know all of the details the details change everything
But it was more than just two girls wasn't it seven seven kidding. It was I don't know that until you know all the details change everything. But it was more than just two girls, wasn't it?
Seven.
Seven?
It was, I don't know.
No, he is a long history of doing that specific behavior with people.
But even Sarah Silveman came out this week and she goes, he did in front of me and I was
like, you know what she said, like a dummy, she goes, we were peers.
Well, guess what, I'm a peer with him.
Maybe she said we were friends and he did. Going, we are, we're peers. Kind of guess what? I'm a peer with them. Maybe if you say we were friends and he did them, going, we were peers kind of is a, you look up the word peer and tell me what
that means. It means that you work in the same field. Pretty is it? Yeah. It means you're
working. I want to know what it's worth. Yeah. What does it mean? Read it. Oh, wait, this
is like the wrong definition. Yeah. Let's see. All right, throwing off a peer.
Peer is one that is equal standard with another equal,
especially one belonging to the same societal group,
especially based on page grade.
So friends, you're saying that working together,
but you're saying that working together
and being friends is the difference?
Well, no, because I work with a million girls,
that doesn't mean I could jerk off a phone.
A phone?
You know, it doesn't mean a million people.
And then listen, that's between her.
I just think she's the wrong word.
That's all.
All right.
But it's a woman that came out and said,
look, he did in front of me.
And I was fine with it.
Right.
And there's other women.
But I'm not saying all the way.
There's other women too that he's done in front of.
That are cool with it too.
They had no problem with it.
It's just the four or five girls who bothered or
Whatever it's like can you do it on a set that it was covered up. No, he asked
But can I answer that's why saying if someone's assault no one would be like oh someone assaulted me and I was okay with like
Assault is something like when you use the word assault you like no one would be okay
It's that's not sub assault is not subjective right you're saying when you use the word Saul, you're like, no one would be okay. It's, that's not, a Saul does not subject it.
You know what I'm saying?
If you like the world,
a Saul does not subject it.
If someone's assaulted, like, there's not one person
but like, well, I kind of liked it when he did it.
Really, you kind of liked it when he took chloroform,
put it over your mouth and fucking put it in your ass
or your permission, like, you understand what I'm saying?
I'm just giving you the most extreme one.
But I'm saying,
do you see my boy with that? Do you see my point with that?
Do you see my point with that?
That's a girl.
It was great.
Very attractive.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
She was raped in the park.
And she said, but horse and buggy.
No, she was raped in the park.
In the park.
She lived by the park and she was in the park.
I got raped.
And she said to the guy, this was fun.
Can you meet me here tomorrow night?
Shut up.
And that fucking idiot showed up the next night
and got arrested for rape.
Fuck that mean.
That is smart.
That's really smart.
To be able to think that clearly.
Yeah, story back home.
Yeah.
Is that a true story?
Yeah, 100% true.
I don't raise your hand.
What are you talking about?
I got to go to the bathroom.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
And that does it.
I just think that seals it.
He's a creepy dude,
he did a fucking creepy thing.
And it's like, I'm sorry,
like, do you expect more?
I mean, you've heard his act, right?
But it's like you're protesting it out of front.
You're trying to make people other women feel bad.
You're trying to make women who will think,
I'm over it,
so I'm done with it.
I've moved on.
Don't move on.
If you move on, you're a if you move on your piece of shit
Yeah, you don't care about the victims. It's like no. I did right
But he got everything taken away from him. He is trying to come back. Yeah, he said sorry
He's trying to man. He's not
He's not gonna TV show come out. He has no money. There's nothing being given to him.
Nobody's talking to him in the business.
Well, don't say he doesn't have any money.
Does he, I'm sure he's still got some money.
It's all relative to, yeah.
It's all relative.
But here's Bobby, you believe in the First Amendment.
Just as much as any other comment.
That's the First Amendment right,
whatever they believe, that's what they believe.
So you can't say they're right or wrong,
to either like Louis or not like them
That doesn't make you right or wrong if these girls want a protest that's what they feel. Okay, that's fine
You can do that, but I think there's other things that are very important that you could fucking protest right now
There is there's a lot. Yeah, I mean
Protests or you could go out and help somebody, you know, you know, help a rape victim.
You know, that'd be good. Yeah, that'd be actually helping people is probably the best thing. But maybe also true.
I'm just being devil's advocate on all this. I think I think this is opening up people's eyes for other things too.
That's all. It's maybe it doesn't
completely be directed towards him. Talk to Bonnie lady. No, I have a no
Somebody got a talking to when he got home last week. I got three women are funny too honey
What that's that's Bonnie
I'm listening motherfucker. Hello. Is that Bonnie? Yeah, what?
Are you answering your phones? It's an eight, when's Moon Tower?
April 26, I think that.
Your mother.
Go look at me.
Bobby said, get off the phone.
Hold on, you want to speak to Bonnie?
Oh, you could put her on the speaker phone or not.
I'm at the work.
I'm at Bonnie's podcast.
Put the mic up to the...
We're talking about the girl.
They were protesting outside the comedy cell
their last night.
OK. And then Bobby still went on
Uh-huh, I wasn't even here. I was home taking care of my kid less than watching the past
So we know anyhow we have I have nothing so
You know really killing it over there
You're your're really killing it over there. Yeah. You're going to be together. Your husband is killing it.
Wow.
Can you pull out the couch for me tonight, please?
Do you know you're on a podcast, you piece of shit?
You sleep on the couch?
When I come in, I come in at three tonight, four.
What do you mean you come in?
Oh, so what?
I come in late, too. Yeah, I don't want to wake my wife up. But don't, what do you mean you come in? Oh, so what? I come in late two.
Yeah, I don't want to wake my wife up.
But don't, what do you mean with size bed?
Do you have a twin?
We have a king size bed.
And I still get on the side that she's not.
Yeah, but then I go on my phone and I snore
and I don't want to wake my wife.
You, you, we'll put a mouthpiece.
Get a mouthpiece.
I got one.
That doesn't work.
It falls out.
We'll keep you mouth shut.
Get the one that goes over your jaw. I
Got that one too. Just don't get on your fucking phone.
That was great. You're a little you're a little
Boss you're a little
Left on this. No, no, I'm not left on it. I'm a very neutral person in life because I'm, you know, listen, I'm, I'm very neutral
in life.
Didn't we have fight this weekend about some?
We had discussions.
So we had a discussion.
He did, right?
No, you always make him heated because you get loud and abusive, but I sit back and
I don't take it.
You're out of your mind.
You're the most, you get screaming me.
You scream.
Oh, you scream like way more than me. Who scream it right now? No, I wasn't take it you're out of your mind you're the most you get screaming me you scream like way more than me who's screaming right now know what
was it about exactly not it doesn't matter what was it the bad boys the movie
no not the bad boys the the bad boys those guys that were that group what's
the name of all the proud boys proud boys not because he called them racist
in my opinion I think they are they're not racist at all they have
Black I do know anything this show to a lot of fucking groups. Oh, what grew what KKK has black guys
Name one hate group. He didn't see black clansmen. First of all listen what hey group no, hey groups going all right
We're gonna live two fangs, a fucking black dude.
And this guy over here is gonna do it,
I'm fucking down there.
Yeah, we're gonna lift them in for appearances.
And now, the proud boys, I told you, I did the research.
You did the rea, it's a, look at, back in the 50s,
menus to have groups, these to have these places
that men went, VFW, the Knights of Columbus,
they still go there.
They still open.
No, because they closed them all.
No, they didn't.
No, because listen, that you can't have a male,
that women have to be allowed.
Okay, women's lib came in and went,
this is all bullshit.
Do you see it?
Men would tell them women to go fuck themselves
for hundreds of years,
and then with glorious time
They were like yeah, these groups. I'm not with these fucking places now. He just said I just want the only requirement to be a member of it is what
To be a man to be a man. Okay, so it's an a show. Vaness which so what I'm not saying I'm not like hey
Let me go join the group and get a tattoo of my neck. So what's this?
What's this worse racism or
Show or show vigness them did the same
It's just saying bring up show vigness the definition show first of all you know what's worse to me is somebody
Blanketing somebody saying somebody something. They're not and it being a fucking hate group when somebody says
and it being a fucking hate group. When somebody says, when somebody says,
they're a hate group and they're not,
that's the worst thing there.
It says they promote violence.
What does it say?
Exaggerated or aggressive patriotism.
It's nationalism.
That's what it is.
It's patriotism.
You think showvinist,
that's why people, you think it's fuck women. They're just patriotic. That's what show you think showvinist that's why people you think it's fuck women
They're just patriotic. Yeah, that's what you stop and pay track if they don't let women join their fucking group
It's not because you're patriotic. That's why but they don't just a women can't be patriotic go back to your caravan
Just ain't
boss
Just ain't
Their problem is there is a lot of who are those things what racist or yeah in that group. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you don't have to be one to be a brown boy, but a lot of the problems
I'm sorry, but that they look that go down. I mean yeah
Look, all right, it looks like the white dudes in a prison. No, they
don't. They look like the white guys at a bowling alley. Yeah, they really do. That's what
I was gonna say. They're bowling. It's about black guy. Big deal. You know, that's a mask.
That's a gay guy. That's a man. That's a man. That's a black guy. That's a black guy.
That's a black guy. That's a black guy. Zoom in a band. That's a tan guy. How are you to just tell me he's not black.
He's black.
Zoom in please.
Zoom in.
Look at these guys with helmets
and guys got long straight hair.
I mean, there are black
proud boys members, but I mean,
this gay black plab, this Jewish black
off of black.
There's Muslim, there's Muslim.
Do you think anybody in that group is,
they're not, there's Muslims in the proud boys.
Okay, I don't know enough about them
So but there's all I'm saying I'm not I'm not sitting to go ahead and I didn't do that
I didn't do that I did that between me and you my opinion. I never went public saying that's what they are
Oh, that is the most white supremacy looking motherfucker
In welfare close to borders
And welfare closed the borders
Those are ready to housewife glory Oh, that guy's got him the government come on within American flag. You don't think that's an underlying
There's no underlying I don't think I really don't think look at the KKK
We'll kill black people look at the KKK will kill black people. The KKK will kill you, Voss.
We'll murder you.
They don't want you to live as a Jewish man.
They will go in and kill people in synagogues.
These guys, I did not that.
Well, look at him.
He's holding his fist up in front of a flash.
So does the fucking dude at the Olympics, the black dude.
There's a lot of people that hold fist up. Yeah, they were holding that for black power. So, so, so, but you don't
know what he's holding it for. You're just saying that he's flying. That's racist when
a white guy says he's doing it because he's got, I'm just saying he's got. He's, he's
just generalized. I didn't, I didn't publicly generalize between me. You like to say,
that's my opinion. Yeah, but, but, but you're my opinion. But you I said that's my opinion but but but your opinion but your that's
common sense that's what all this comes down to it. Well he's he agrees anybody agrees that looks at
these pictures are thinking hey maybe some of them all but that's the problem with
it. I don't know the group but there's a lot of generalizing now. That's exactly it. That's like
all these like these black eyes are wearing hooded sweatshirts. They're gangs.
It's like that kind of thing.
I got to do a research before I come up.
What does it say about what you're saying?
If you see a black eyes with hooded sweatshirts, definitely cross the street.
I mean, remember, remember, remember, Teresa's joke with that.
You go, look, man, when I see a white dude walking down the street who bald, I'm not going
to assume he has cancer.
I'm going to cross the fucking street.
I don't know enough about him,
so I would never go public and say what, my opinion.
But I'm saying that we all do that right now.
You hear one thing?
Yes.
You can hear, look, I'm in the center.
I'm just a common sense.
If you say something that makes sense to me,
I'll be like, okay, that's true.
Wherever the fucking comes. But it's like, okay, that's true. Where are the fucking come right?
But it's like, you know
People hear one thing and they just go off on that right and you tell people with the power of the fucking internet Or the power of podcasts. Yeah, you say one thing and it goes to thousands of people and if you affect 20 people
That's 20 people that think the wrong fucking thing
And they're gonna say to roll one thing into another
You know my bad thing is nothing to do with the other thing
I was joking earlier when I was making for that woman holding the sign
I'm really pro woman everybody
I want to say that
Do you know it really?
I think you're father of this
How many people are saying and you know broadcasters and politicians and leaders going
that synagogue attack was an attack on America.
No, it was attack on Jews.
It was not an attack on America.
It was not an attack on everybody.
It was a fucking attack on Jews
and be specific when you talk about it.
Enough with, hey, when they get attacked,
we all get attacked.
No, that's not what it was about.
It was about killing Jews.
Okay, so, you know, it's just propaganda.
Who doesn't think that it's about killing Jews?
You know, many people read that go,
oh, it's an attack on all of us or attack on America.
They're calling them terror.
Now they go terrorism.
It wasn't terrorism.
It was anti-Semitism.
Did you see that documentary talking with the anime,
with a guy with a interview,
the what, when they, when that, she's like this beautiful
Muslim woman and she interviews this white supremacist group.
Did you see that one?
And these are the dumbest, most,
they have no fucking thinking process.
Just these like kind of fucked up white kids
who had broken, broken relationships with their fathers.
And you just see all this, they're just spewing this
nonsensical hate and they don't know, don't never met any Jews and never met any gay people
And you just see and all she doing is having these conversations with them and asking the most basic questions like well
You know, I'm brown would you want to kill me?
And like they just start unraveling and me and Jay was in a hotel
I'm she's like the white supremacist whisperer like all she does is start talking to them and like human beings
And they just start breaking down.
All crying, there is no fucking structure,
philosophy behind the hatred that they speak.
All the shit's taught.
Yeah.
And it can be untot too.
All of it's taught.
And it's misinformation and it's generalizing.
And it's, you know, all them, all this.
Look at them, look at them.
You gotta, you can't, that's what my whole point was, is that you can't just say, look at them. Right. You got to know. Well, back
in, back in the eight, first of all, and I said this a million, those are three percent
in this country, three percent. We don't run the country. And back in the 80s, when
farms were being foreclosed, none of us were alive. In the 80s, when I get it, when
farms, when they were foreclosed on farms, the
propaganda was the Jewish bankers are closing your farms. So a lot of the hate
throughout the Midwest and the South towards Jews thinking these bankers are
closing for closing on their farm. When first of all, in the 80s Jews were
barely allowed to work at Kasseman Hat and other banks in the 70s, 80s.
Okay, they weren't foreclosing, it was the wasp.
And that's who runs the country,
but the Jews are so fast, it's class easy.
You wanna fuck with something, it's class.
Who do you think class, and you say, but no, it's money.
All right, money, that's the same thing.
That's exactly the same thing.
That's what you have the money.
Yeah, class.
Okay.
Listen, when you're talking about wasp,
whoever the fuck it is, at any given time in history,
the people who have the money have the power
and they treat the rest of us like shit,
and they get us to fuck with each other
so they can control what the fuck you do.
It's going into Cascade.
Yeah, you got a question?
Yeah.
What?
It's better be good.
Yeah, I was actually at that show last night,
the Louis show.
Yeah.
And it was crazy.
Like, they were getting mad at us for waiting in mind
to like, do see him.
Yeah.
But then also, I think Michelle Wolf walked out.
And like, right when I walked up to get in mind,
they were arguing with Michelle for like even working
the seller.
Yeah.
And they were just going back and forth.
I don't know if she was like defending him specifically,
but they were like, how dare you work here, how
dare you. Let me see the holes in your hands. What?
The what? I thought he was Jesus. Oh, because of the way it looks.
You generalize. Well, she's got two people here when I walked in.
Yeah, one left because of your jokes.
What they say to Michelle Wolf, they were yelling at her. I walked
up and she was she was honestly giving the seller a lot of props.
She's like, what am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Not work.
Like, one of the best clubs to work in the area, whatever.
But it was crazy to see, like, in line, because a lot of people didn't understand, like,
like, what Michael's talking about, like, the nuances of, like, oh, was it actual assault
or was it just, like, some kinky, he's into that.
But a lot of people reading these signs are like
Are we really about to go see like a sex criminal show?
And I was like yeah, it was crazy to see because some people they don't hear like the details
And they just see that back. It's Becky as a woman. Yes
What do you think about?
Was it sexual assault or was it what was it sexual inappropriate behavior? I?
don't know if I to offend anyone because that could definitely affect you psychologically.
But in my opinion, it's not.
That's the women's group at the door coming to get you, by the way.
It's uncomfortable to say this.
Wrong answer, Becky. It's uncomfortable to say. Wrong answer Becky.
She's right here.
Fucking bitch.
Ha ha ha.
God, say it.
Say it.
I mean, people do wear sun for states, I think.
Yeah.
It's hard to condemn him for something that's not really like, it doesn't really seem like a salt.
I'd say I think it's everybody's personal opinion,
what affects them, and you know,
what affects them, I don't know these,
I didn't even know these stories about Lully
until we came out.
There he is right here, we got Paul.
Everybody's saying,
I don't hear Paul.
What a Paul.
I'm saying right there. I didn't know these fucking stories for real
I think it's really welcome Paul Versey special this Friday on comedy central. Oh shit drops
It raps. Yeah, what are you doing?
Drops what are you doing? I don't know come to this Friday it drops you turn hip hop with two seconds go
You're a guy and you're a Jewish way to talk about the same thing. I'm New York. I'm a
drop. Yeah, but don't don't switch it up. That's why I asked my words. It's special comes
out. You said that. I say, Oh, shit. It drops. That's how I talk. All right. I'm going
to say, I'm going to say what I want to say. We heard you speech before. I'm going to
go on. You already called women bitches in there. I didn't call anybody a bitch. I didn't call anybody
I don't use that word you did you do with dogs all the time I used to see word, but I didn't use it this time
But I didn't back in Jeremy said it were bitch
Why did Becky have to move all?
Because of the camera oh shit your special comes up Friday
Sorry, I was trying to drop drop in all threez money. We all want to say that. Well, you're hanging on the rug bug gets.
Paul, Paul, how many women did you have on your special?
Exactly.
Thank you.
On you one man special.
Man, why is it going to be called one man?
It's your one white man special.
Why can't it be called a human hour?
Yeah.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. on you one man special. Man, why is he gonna be calling one man special? You're one white man special.
Why can't it be called a human hour?
Yeah.
Oh, listen to this shit.
You wanna fucking, you wanna hear something?
I do.
That I'm upset about.
Oh shit.
They're taking away the daddy daughter dance at my school
because it doesn't identify, no, no, no.
This is a big fucking problem.
The PC shit in the school, my wife goes,
listen, you're gonna get mad, but you can't go on the forum.
And I go, what's the forum?
And she goes, there's a big email with all the parents.
And she goes, they're taking away the debt.
First of all, one of the greatest memories I had
was going to the daddy door.
So you guys know the daddy door.
Richard, that's one of my first time I go on
and I made out.
Yeah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh my god. Oh
My god boss. I mean
Everybody that says losses of funny fucking die. I mean okay
You're fucking anything that was kids the fucking
I thought he was gonna say something like that was a bet you know, it was the one of the best memories That's what we made out. That's fucking great
Listen to this fucking old man. I don't even want to tell a story after that
Daddy daddy daughter dance so the school does the thing where it's the daddy daughter dance
And then they do like this bowl arama thing where it with the with the mother in the son
Yeah, and it's been great and
Parent moved there a very PC a very you know and said one we don't identify our we don't identify
Our kids like that, you know
We look at them as individuals and what if you know somebody else wants to go to the thing and parents are trying to be nice
So no we get that but you know the son goes with the mother bowling and and the daddy Takes a daughter and it's a nice memory and they cost such a fucking big problem and it went all the way to the superintendent
Like you're not for equal rights gender rights, and they're taking it off. They're taking it away
That's sucks
And that was a memory that was a memory that me and my daughter had and like so now dad you're like fuck it
We'll start our own thing. We're gonna make it away. Gonna do our yeah, but you know nobody's gonna
You know, but no one's gonna like stick to it We really are fuck why?
Because we're lazy people. No, why are they taking something away? I can't get it
The giant's games on I mean we hit it. Why don't they just do that?
Half the dad's like good. I want to fuck go that fucking shit
I know the red sucks one. You don't have to bring a giant one. What was that?
Yeah, you brought the red sucks one. Oh, they won the world series., I forgot about that. Oh yeah, I'm so sorry, thank you.
Red Sucks!
Well I think it's had the order daddy dance instead then.
The first one was better.
Well they're not all killers.
That's what you think after your crowds say.
I don't get crowds.
Do a better digger yourself than I do
Yeah, listen man, but this is what's gonna have to start happening with this shit one
fucking person one
Parent came in and changed your world. Yeah, change your fucking world. How is that? How the fuck is that? Why?
Why can't she just not go? Why can't she just not go?
Why can't she do her own thing?
Set up her own thing. Now, she made everybody's lives,
everybody's lives has to change because of this one person's
political fucking views, whatever the fuck it is.
Now you have to think like your life is her life now.
You have to fucking live her your life is her life now.
You have to fucking live her life.
She ended it all and she's proud of that.
You guys should fucking do your own night.
You should protest this and you should.
Don't make a sign that if you do have one,
make sure it's neat handwriting.
A way to say like,
so you're saying a school dance, it's a school dance.
It's a school dance for the father and the daughter
that they've had every year. Like from Datsheed. And they school dance for the for the father and the daughter that you know that they've had every year
Like from dad so they want and they have one for the mother son and and they do the bowling for the mother's son
Yeah, and that's it and it's been something that everybody love so they're stopped. They're not gonna do it anymore
And all and all like you listen
This is why you should have headphones on I'm listening
I thought it was just at the dance, there was one part
where the father daughter went out and danced
and they're stopping at the dance.
No, it's a five.
No, this is not the whole dance.
It's a dance.
The whole dance they want to stop.
And it's all girls, right?
And they'll go dance with themselves.
Yes.
So all the girls, so all the girls get to be by themselves
and dance with each other.
Yep.
And the, what's the matter?
Oh, shit dude, sorry.
I thought you were having a fucking heart attack.
I was gonna jump over and give you a mouth to mouth.
A me loaf, do I really give you a mouth to mouth?
I would give you a mouth, but if you were dying
and nobody else would, I don't really know how to do it.
I'll tell you the truth.
I just wanna make out with you before you go.
I didn't, I did it.
You put my tongue in it. I wouldn to make out with you before you go. I just didn't say I did it. You look for my tongue in it.
I'm a person I wouldn't give.
I wouldn't give them out the mouth the fucking boss.
I don't want to touch those fucking lips.
Look at him.
Ah.
Fucking piece of dick arrest.
Can I ask you a question?
Is it because he's Jewish and you're a proud boy?
That's a question.
That's a question.
That's a joke.
That's a joke.
Wait, can I ask you a question? If everyone's in this disagreement with us who actually signed on and made it made it law?
Yeah, because when they started to make points like well
This one wants to go on this went like a couple of other families who are like a couple of other families
Then you like right if there was a vote it wouldn't even be close
But isn't this a democracy you vote on things like that? What the fuck made this decision without voting on it?
And the thing is the principle like we were like trying to go to the principal
or people were trying to go to the principal and have like a meeting and it's above her.
It's a super intended.
It's a super intended.
Shoulder them all get a petition.
Yeah, vote this guy out a fucking photo mount.
No, just start a petition.
Wacom, and here's the thing.
Apparently the whole year, the woman has a problem on a forum.
And somebody was like, is everything a problem with you
Everything is a problem with her of course is that's those fucking people
Yeah, it's the worst but why is a person like that?
Why doesn't the consensus able to go to super 10 and be like no this person as a pro why isn't this consensus win?
Because you know why I'll tell you why as regular normal human beings as common sense people
We don't have time in our lives to fucking do this shit.
In our brains we're like, I'll fuck it.
Let this look, and that's the problem with us.
That's the problem with the center.
That's the problem with all of us is we're like,
you know what, we can push back on all this horse.
Well, we can push back on all of, I'm giving a speech.
Yeah, yeah, give it a speech, don't step on the speech.
Push back on all this. Push back on all this. give it a speech yeah yeah give it a speech don't step on the speech uh push back on all this push back on all right and we could fucking put that down
we could push back on all this and and none of this would matter because it's this this
many people who are fucking cause in the trouble and most of us are like what the fuck's
going on but we want to just live our fucking lives. We want to just go and have our watch OZarks,
have some cheese and crackers,
go to bed, wake up, take a nap, do our fucking jobs,
and have Friday, Saturdays and Sundays,
and what that's we want to do.
If you all, if one of you got everybody involved
and pushed back on this fucking lunatic,
and showed her, fuck you.
Fuck you.
I think the district's upset because what's going to happen is those people are going to write something think the district I think the district subset because what's gonna happen is those people are gonna
Write something about the district and how the district isn't for equality and rights of other people
That's but that's not a quality if they enjoy that's being unequal. I'm I agree
I'm just saying that's what the superintendents looking at it like a headache
Where what if they come up with something where they tweak it where you know what other people could go?
But they'll keep the fucking Paulie. They tweak you fucking tweak right back. I'm with you. I don't do that.
Don't ever do that. I didn't do that. You know, do that. I get a my pocket. That fucking
is you just looked at me. No, but they're the loudest. No, don't do what he's telling you. Don't
have a go up to the superintendent. Go. That's why they're the most powerful You're the loudest Yeah, bring it to the superintendant well all right or the landlord or whatever and fucking the landlord now
The right is like you should push back
And all these little girls are going like I
My sister go I want to go and oh shit. I know what you do this is great
You know when you do here's where you you have everybody make a little
One second video and they go I wanted to go to the daddy daughter dancing every and you send it all you put it all in one thing and you go here
This is what all these little girls want. Yeah, you do like make them cry
I really you know
Directed yeah, or just rent a fucking hall and have the dance on your own
You don't have to have it at just no no no no no no
The point is you got to have it at the school don't have to have it at your school. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, have strippers at that one this year Yeah, you go over the top of it. Yeah, Mike would be a good Don you know that Mike would be a good Don
Oh, yeah, he would be he's got that corley cuz he'd be the quiet one you go to me
Like what do you think Justin's just as the one that gets killed in the middle of the movie?
No, no, you wouldn't be Fred you'd be like sunny. You would jump the gun and get shot. You know, fucking camera.
Vlog, vlog, vlog, this is the guy that makes
everybody cappuccinos.
No, dance the fucking drinks over here.
What do you got?
You lead the gun, take the canoll least.
That's you, nothing.
Hey, what kind of shit?
You got plenty of time.
You just got it.
You just got here, got you. You got to make a video like that. All those little girls being like, we want it and then you send it. You be like, we're gonna put this out on Instagram if you don't. There you go.
This is the thing though, it's like, you want to change at, you know, okay, so you want to go
in, you want to go in and tell us what pronouns to use.
Okay.
Now you want to go in and we want to have trans bathrooms.
Okay. Fine. Now you want to say, and we want to have trans bathrooms. Okay. Uh, fine.
Oh, now you want to say, well, we can't have daddy daughter night. Well, why not? Does
that, does some people believe that a father and a daughter's night is okay? Why, why can't
you do that? Why, why can't I don't care what you want. You can have it. Have it. I don't
give a fuck what you want. You want to be called they?
I will do my best to do that.
But don't make me do that with my wife in my home.
If I'm in your house and you're in my life
and you say, please call me day,
I will try to respect it.
You don't have to go to the side.
I'm not calling my fucking daughter, they.
I'm not living that life.
I'm sorry.
I love him, but if I, a daddy daughter, Dan, I'm with you. I mean I'm sorry. I love him, but you know,
if I, if I, a daddy daughter dance,
I'm with you.
I mean, I would be like, listen,
but first of all, you need to find out.
It sounds like more people will for this
than you think.
It started with, it started with two.
One couple really started
than another one jumped on and agreed.
But now people feel, now certain people feel like
if they go against it.
Yeah.
So it's becoming an issue
But but the consensus the main the main group is going no, this has been a tradition
You need to get the I can't get involved. I can't get involved
Because I'm gonna say something that's gonna really affect me and my family for fucking ever because I can't handle it
What do you mean where in America? No? No in my in my community make a ripple
I can't call her a fucking dude I mean
You don't have to do you don't have to bring her up you just gotta
Stay up for what you believe we the dad I want have the daddy door to dance and you have your little girl
Say it and then her friends and her dad say it and you just all that's it. You don't have to say we fuck
hashtag daddy daughter dance. Yeah, yeah, everybody's hashtag and daddy daughter dance. Yeah, I now. Everybody's hashtagging daddy, daughter dance.
Yeah, I can't believe they're taking it away, man.
You pay taxes and that got the impression.
Oh my God, I fucking do it.
Well, my wife does, but I mean, it's still expensive.
It's like 12 grand a year.
But then you line up a bunch of prostitutes.
And you have a prostitutes.
Do testimonials.
Paul, listen, I'm giving you a fact.
You line up a bunch of prostitutes
and they do testimonials and they go,
I didn't get to go to the daddy daughter dance now
Let's get creative with this
web series
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm a daddy daughter dance is a very important
It's when a girl is with a man and knows how to be treated, how to dance,
how to, you know, have a great night with the male figure in her life and connects with
a positive male role model. You fucking idiots. You get to it. It's what these girls don't
have. And it's what guys don't have. And it's what other people need yeah, would it be and if we can do it together
I went to another father can I cut it
Can I have his dance I knew boss to go in because he wouldn't give up.
No, as you were talking, he goes,
would it be creepy?
Would it be creepy?
Would it be creepy?
Would it be creepy?
I was wondering if you were going to do that.
I was wondering if you were going to do that.
Oh, here it is.
After the third, would it be creepy?
What is it?
This is earlier this year in Staten Island.
Oh my god, they doched it out of there.
A fish or a whole one? Yeah, I know, and it's common, dude. Genre new trap. What but first of all can I just I have to understand the the other side of it
I don't understand why don't they want it? I
Don't understand I can't just sit here. Go fuck him. I don't even fuck for forever. Who could it says it?
They just said they're gay people
These aren't but the business not that not that. These are parents with kids.
The way that they're couple with kids, right?
You're a young boy that thinks you're a girl, right?
Then you're a she.
So don't you go to daddy, daughter dance?
Yeah, no one's saying life, right?
You're too young, I think you're too young,
at that age, you're too young to sort of discern that.
Okay, so one, no.
Maybe no, at one month.
She don't hate that. My mom, my daughter at one month. Maybe no, at one month. Shh.
Don't think that's my month.
By doing that one month.
But no one said your transgendering up in child
can't go to the daddy daughter dance.
Michael, why Mike explain this to me?
What do they want?
I just need to know what's going on.
So, there's a, in New York City now,
there is a, like the Department of Education
has a gender neutral policy.
Okay. So, they're saying the daddy daughter dance goes against that because it
excludes people who like are like gender neutral or non-binary. So they're
they're what are you not? Wow. So wait a minute. I'm sorry. So there's a non-binary
first grader. Is that what they're saying? I'm sorry. I'm bringing up the kid
that way. I think it's yeah, yeah, same. I'm the same. I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same. I'm the same. I'm the same. I'm the same. I'm the same. Father and daughter have a need to have a special relationship and they're saying all the arguments are things you're saying
You need looking man my son needs to know that
What when I never had he needs to know that he has a strong male figure in his life that is there for him
That does the right things in front of him makes his right choices. We have conversations. Yeah, it's okay to cry
Yeah, you can make mistakes. You don't have to do thing
I mean all these things you're trying to teach him to be a better man
I'm trying to I'm and that's how you change the fucking world.
Right.
And I thought, a daddy don't have this is important
to that girl who thinks that she's a girl.
So if you don't, if you're really raising a kid
that is non-binary or in general neutral,
they don't have to go to dance.
But just do something for them.
Yeah.
I think that when you're raising a boy
that's gonna treat everybody better.
We'll treat everybody better.
He's raising a proud boy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and he's not a racist.
I bought my older daughter to the interracial dance
and now she lives with a black guy.
See, she grew up.
See, you gotta be careful what you do.
I don't understand. I don't understand, I just don't understand
how the gender neutrality, how that comes in.
If someone's like, hey, my little boy identifies as a woman,
okay, well, he's welcome to go to the daddy door to dance then.
Or she's, I'm sorry, she's welcome to go to the daddy door.
Like what?
Where does it fall in though?
Does it add up?
Is what I'm saying.
I don't understand though,
because families are raising their kids to not even go
by gender.
But you know what a daddy, that's ridiculous.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not ridiculous.
I don't care.
You can do whatever you want, but don't force,
why do I have to do what you do?
You're forcing me not to have a good time with my kid.
Have a couple dances.
That's all you just make.
You have a couple dances.
Like add a dance, don't take a dance away.
Yeah, add the everybody dance, or add the couple dances.
Add the fucking photographer loves that.
Look at all the money that you have.
Yeah, you're having a couple dances.
I don't know, but I don't know.
This thing, why they wouldn't just say daddy daughter,
what do they call it?
Well, they're not there, but they have something for the son and the mother's to go bowling and the daddy daughter. What do they call it? Well they're not there, but did they have something for the son
and the mother's to go bowling
and the daddy daughter go to the dance?
But they're excluding the middle kids
is what they're saying.
What's the middle?
What's the middle kid?
I don't know, like gender neutral
or not binary.
But why can't they have a non-binary event too?
I think that's the,
that's why the,
does it be one time a day?
There's gonna be two kids dancing.
There'd be two kids and two veggie. You ever invite to sit and they go,
where is the carrots?
You have the non-binary, so there are a lot
to come to the event.
Where's the carrots?
Oh, shut up.
Wait, what was it something you'd say?
What was the answer?
So like in New York City now,
it's like everything is gender neutral
in the Department of Education.
So they're saying like,
if you're gonna have the daddy daughter dance and the mother's son dance where
do the the people who are in the middle on the spend so make it you have also
that dance just add their name to it why can't they just why can't they have a
dance to the they then and then when does it end does that mean does that mean it's
gonna be neutral bathroom just wears an end that you know can I as my dog a male
it's seriously when does it end because because a lot of people gonna have a
problem with their little girl going into Because a lot of people are gonna have a problem
with their little girl going into
with a bathroom with boys are in there.
Sure.
And I don't, you can't blame them, you know.
I would.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't have three bathrooms.
Don't have three.
I may all find some, and whatever.
So why can't they have,
why can't they have three dances?
That's my question.
Why can't they just have one dance
and let everybody fuck them?
Yeah.
That's probably what they're trying to do.
I think the thing is, that's how it's funded until they figure that out. That's what they're trying to do. I think the thing is that's how it's Founded it until they that's what we just figured it out
Call the fucking super dance and now they go in the dance. Okay father daughter
Now neutral now
Scating ring listen
Oh
Binary back to the right now, here's right to the right transgender
Backwards only why do you sound like a ship club DJ? I was a
Now they come into the stage
I do laces
Lies remember roller skating because these guys are really nothing wrong with telling somebody that you like the tradition of having the dance
I say it's not against anybody. Hold on, you remember scooters?
Remember yo-yos?
Of course, you remember fucking roller skating.
Well, you could actually say you remember horses?
Yeah, remember, do you guys remember kites?
Shut up, who cares?
Kites.
I thought you said, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
He's a proud boy.
I'm sorry, I was trying to guess.
No, I was saying, people would listen to us go, well, they're not, it's not about of you. He's not proud of you. I'm sorry, I was trying to guess. No, I was saying, people would listen to this go,
well, they're not, it's not about not giving the people
that are transgender or whatever,
or not knowing what they are, they're rights,
but it's a, why can't you just keep
their tradition of the daddy daughter dance?
It seems to me.
And then do another fucking dance.
Well, here's the thing, is it seems to me,
it seems to me.
Everybody could dance.
I'd say include them, man.
Nobody, nobody saying, like, I mean, common sense, if someone wants to live their life
a certain way, let them.
But it seems that, okay, you can do whatever you want,
but I can't do what I want.
Right.
That's what it seems to me.
So you're taking rights away.
So you're saying, I can't raise my kid the way
I want to raise my kid.
I want to raise my kid that a boy is a boy
and a girl is a girl. That's the way I want to do
Right, you're right. Whatever reason they're saying the school district shouldn't sanction that
You're that's what they're saying the school district. You can raise your kid anyway. You want I can raise my but the school district
School sanctioned that but then but then that's your rights taking that's your rights taking away other
Yeah, that's what there are you men. It's gonna be I'm ready to my daughter as an avatar
This makes you really think about footloose like do you remember?
I was saying that I was that couldn't dance that couldn't even dance. They were good dancers, too. That's fucked up
Yeah, I mean it was really ridiculous. There's no town ever that said you can't
It was literally the stupidest movie ever remember Kevin making what did they do? What did they do? What did they do? What did they do?
What did they dance? I'm telling you I What did they do? What did they do?
They danced.
I'm telling you, I won old guys for it.
I started tapping when they started to give in.
That was under a straw.
That was under the straw and it was back up.
That girl's calling you that fucking Christian dad
was blowing bull face.
At the board meeting, at the fucking meeting,
bring up foot loose.
I'm gonna play that song.
Yeah, I love it.
I love it.
And the little girls came out and you guys all the dads just,
you did the daddy dance at the fucking meeting.
Wait, man, I think I have the song.
Hold on, do I have a song?
I got it right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
We can't play.
We can't play.
Can you play it?
No, because then we'll be demonetized.
What?
Yeah, you can't, I'll have to pay them $30,000 to play the song.
Yeah, I guess I'm not
Spending joke any logger pockets anymore him and his top-com theme
Should have been out of the business 30 years ago. I'm not gonna like that thing. It's a great game
Wait, what did the top one thing down?
Dangerous I'm done. Oh dangerous zone not I
Oh, danger zone Not I I
I
Had the show I would hit him in the head
Making
He did the danger zone
He did the
Instrumental
That's when he takes
Goose is fucking that's when he takes his dog
Has any throws him in the ocean he's fucking free
Brown
Stop going about stop gun. Don't you remember rose where are you right now? dog tags and he throws them in the ocean, he's fucking free. Bow. Oh, no,'t. Muslims don't get fucked with Jews don't get fucked with.
Right.
They just have world wars started over them.
One of the clashes of churches.
You guys can have whatever the fuck up my kid gets a ton of holidays because you guys.
Two holidays.
Four.
No, young kids and Russian son of a bitch.
Who is your guy?
You guys get fucking Christmas Easter.
You guys get Christmas Easter.
They don't call it that anymore.
They call it winter break now.
Yeah, they don't call Christmas.
We're going to it for us. It's holiday. How fucked up is that? I'll let break you get to call it young Kippur,
but we don't get to say Christmas. Oh, I say Christmas. But why is Mary Christmas? I say Mary Christmas
on Hanukkah to my mom. You say happy holidays. But what the fuck is it's not it's it's it's Christians
Catholics holiday, but we invented everybody seems to glum on to,
by the way, in the Jews.
And that's hilarious.
We did.
We did, it's a fucking look.
And it is.
It's Jesus's birthday.
It's what it is.
And we added all the bullshit to it.
Granted, I understand that.
But it's Jesus's birthday.
It's when Catholics and Christians celebrate
the birth of Protestants.
Okay, whoever the fuck it is. It's not a Jewish holiday, but you celebrate it.
We don't celebrate Christmas. Yeah, you do.
Right, you're tongue.
We don't celebrate Christmas.
Yeah, you do.
How do we celebrate Christmas?
You do.
You guys can celebrate.
Bonnie doesn't.
No, we, we put up a fucking, we've had to change.
We've had to change.
We've had to celebrate.
For our kid, we do a fucking. Yeah, you're celebrating it that's celebrating for our kid. We don't celebrate
Give her fucking present
God
We have family over in food and
Celebrating
We want to see if he's entering a Now we don't celebrate and we said the
Alpha the four times to
Seri B do each Chinese food on
the ratings going to church and
being religious we don't do that.
We just know religion.
No, I'm celebrating you every
Jewish person I know I celebrate
both.
I got an Christmas you guys
celebrate on the come my house.
Oh my God.
Yeah, because no one's really a Jewish person
No one's religious in our house. We don't celebrate. No, it means just having fucking cake and fucking presents
Do you go to fucking a house of God during Christmas? Hey, man. God's everywhere. Yeah, I do so that's celebrating that's no
That's observing that's observing. You're serving. Who do you look at? I look at Jesus Christ on the altar like this or Ted Alexander
Listen, you know you dumb you're out of yellow. I'm not out of my body. I'm on these guys
Yes amongst me. You mean the funniest guys fucking yeah, but I'm smarter than all of them. Thank you. It's pretty smart
You're not smarter than you get over me
All right, you're fine. That's like an al-Salvia and
I'll stop it. Dorian Street game
Yeah, you really have a lead. He's a leader of the caravans. He does look like he could write your name on the side of your car in perfect script. I mean that is
Little wordy, but
I was like this to a gig
Why like I was more relaxed I would have been I watched do that. I watched your documentary on Kate or whatever.
A cratum.
Cratum.
What is that about?
Cratum.
No, what does your documentary?
Oh no, I didn't make it.
I told him to watch your documentary.
On a paint kill.
And I went on Twitter and it's half and half.
I have it if you want it.
It's half and half.
You have to take it.
You have to take it and see if you can.
Or non-addictive.
You have to take some people.
You have to take some people say it's addictive. Some say it's not. Ah, you can't take it. I can't take it or non-addictive. You have to take, you have to take really clean. Some people say it's addictive, some say it's not.
Some say it's not.
You can't take it.
I can't take it.
No, no.
You call me, you're sober friend, talk to me.
Don't talk to him about it.
No, no, no, no.
I said, I said, I said, I said,
you have to take three to feel it.
I do.
I don't know.
Oh, because that's what serving is.
Now, no, but he was in a lot of pain.
He was in a lot of pain and it's a natural pain.
That's so easy.
But it's a natural pain killer as opposed to taking NSA
NSA's which are bad for your liver and stuff.
I was like, here's an alternative.
So look into it.
That's right.
I watched your documentary.
And like most documentaries, there's no answer.
It's up to you.
You have to draw your own conclusions.
That's why I said, what?
Right here, it says how it works.
Contains a chemical called called what does it say?
My trigina spallet my trigina
I was stalling
Works like an opiate drug such as Coney and morphine to relieve paints, but it's not an opiate. Here's a thing
It's a tea if you look at here's the problem with this if you look at at all the web MDS and all those. It's a tree, no tea.
If you look at all the web MDS and all the medical-based websites,
they are so anti because so much money is being taken away
from oxy-cons and things that support this,
that they're like, shit, we're really threatened,
so you really have to find,
but if you have neutral source into finding out what it is,
they feel that it is taking millions and millions of dollars
out of the drug companies pockets, because people are like, hey, here's an unaddictive
form of a painkiller that's not bad.
Mike looks like he just took one.
He took it earlier.
I have, but I'm saying like, you have to really find a neutral source which is I found
that documenture to be incredibly non-biased.
So, non-procise.
Yeah, but it's hard to make it to see.
Wait a minute.
If it feels good, it's got to be addictive.
It doesn't really, it doesn't really,
it doesn't feel all that powerful in any way.
In the direction.
It affects different people, different ways.
Sure.
Some people that affects, like they're getting high,
some people, it works on pain.
Yeah.
Some, you know, some people get,
addiction is not always physical.
Addiction is mental.
Sure.
The physical addiction's gone in a way mental mental
Distraught mental the start of the
Obsession and the compulsion sure that I had
I had a big thing in pain about that
today about yeah about my I mean in
Sixth grade I'm still dealing with
People the way I dealt with people in
Sixth grade you know I'm still trying
not to feel emotional pain
at all during the day.
And it just now, instead of doing it with alcohol drugs,
I do it with a bowl of ramen.
I literally, today was,
I literally talked to my therapist,
like all I wanna do is get a bowl of ramen.
I just wanna eat ramen today.
And I'm not supposed to, because I'm overweight. And if I eat that, I'm supposed to my therapist, I'm like, all I wanna do is get a bowl of ramen. I just wanna eat ramen today. And I'm not supposed to, because I'm overweight.
And if I eat that, I'm supposed to eat vegetables.
I need to lose weight right now,
because it's not healthy anymore.
I'm done, it's over, it's a wrap,
but I am so scared of going back to another addiction,
because my brain is don't feel bad.
Yeah, well, so feel bad at all.
And I feel bad all day long. Things people, places, and things don't feel bad. Yeah, well, so feel bad at all. And I feel bad all day long.
Things people places and things make me feel bad.
All fucking day long.
And I have nothing to take.
And he goes, you just have to learn to feel bad.
You know what?
And it's the same thing with, like buying and spending.
I spend money.
I just bought a car yesterday.
For no reason.
You can't. A new BMW. But a car yesterday. For no reason. You can't.
A new BMW.
But I did buy it for a reason.
But when that was Amazon, I fucking,
are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I'm just starting playing golf, man.
Yeah, I do that too.
But at night, you still have to buy something
or in the early morning.
No, I'm in.
Yeah, I know, dude.
I mean, you turned into fucking Brooks Capka
when we fucking when we played in Vegas. This guy play, you turned into fucking Brooks Capco when we fucking we played in Vegas.
This guy play it. You should do that.
I don't know if it's golf for me.
I need to do so. I need to think.
I think I just need to feel that feeling.
You know what I need to be able to just feel.
Go to the hospital. I don't have to go point.
I'm trying not to feel.
Yeah, makes you feel good.
Yeah, it makes you feel like you're a cop.
You know, Jim every day makes you feel like you accomplished. You feel like you're a cop. If you go to the gym every day,
it makes you feel like you accomplished something.
But if you start smudges, get a sweat.
I'm telling you.
Start the start I get sweat.
I'm addicted to the gym.
Addicted to it.
I know, but it releases the endorphins.
It does make you feel good.
I have to do.
I try to do 10,000 steps a day plus workout.
So and with our addicted personalities,
I need help, too.
I can't. Yeah, but you can do it because. I understand what you guys are all saying. I I need help, dude. I can't.
Yeah, but you can do it because I understand what you guys are all saying.
I've done it eight times.
We're here.
I've been skinny about just.
Sometimes it takes nine.
I just need I need help.
What if you dance?
I will they took the dance away.
No, I'm saying.
I'm saying here's your step dancing.
Bobby here's.
Marco.
What if I saved the dead?
I got jazz.
I do all I got to something about this.
And it took me just to make a team box and you hit play like in a movie.
You just started.
Yeah, everybody.
You turn half of my face with male half of my face was female.
You didn't get you didn't get sober one day.
It takes nothing actually.
Well, you got sober that day. I literally got sober in one
day. Yes, but I had stopped using drugs and I never did it. It was literally
one to build a foundation. It took you time. So it's just like anything Jim.
Oh, listen, I'm trying to quit gambling. I'm trying to quit fucking lottery
tickets. It's fucking hard.
I do scratch offs like it's fucking hard.
What is it about life?
That we, what is it, and we're teaching this to our kids
with all the video games and TV and can't have a second
of the day where you're just not feeling degrade.
The human condition is fucking uncomfortable.
We are just not feeling great.
You have to, it's like, I almost want to just start making
max, hey, I wanted to, nope, you're not doing anything.
Just don't do anything.
I feel it, but I feel it.
Feel it, motherfucker.
The smart people, smart people understand,
you know, though I say ignorance is,
bliss smart people understand that life is sad.
And when you understand it and you think about it,
that's why you get depressed and you get anxiety
and you think about dying and losing loved ones and we're all gonna die.
So I think smart people think about that so they do things to mask it. Buy a car, gamble,
get hookers. You know, I don't know what I can't. I thought it was great. I didn't know
I know, but yeah, I didn't. Yeah, Paul. Yeah, everybody an example and then you know, so is a hooker Maybe you don't deserve that fucking guy
Uncomfortable in your own fucking skin. Yeah, but why are we why are we okay with that because we're in a fucking business
Where we're dealing with rejection on a daily basis like when you work at fucking in an office or for a corporation
You get rejected I can't, once you stop you.
I gotta stop you, because you said this before
and I disagree with you.
I know because there's people aren't in this business
feel the same way.
People, there's nothing to do with this business.
There's people that work at home depot.
There's people that work at the movie theaters.
There's cops, whoever the fuck is.
Because it is a nature of the human condition.
Yeah, it's a complicated thing.
We're the only species
that know it's gonna die,
that is conscious and aware of time,
that is able to predict the future,
and you're naturally, your nervous system,
your prefrontal cortex is naturally looking for threats.
And so it's uncomfortable.
And when it's just sitting there,
it's uncomfortable just sitting there.
Yeah, but we're teaching,
they're taking advantage of that
and it's like you can't feel it, don't feel here's this,
here's that, do this, do that.
And I think, I remember just seeing my grandpa
on the back yard just sitting there
and doing nothing for hours, just sitting.
Do you think about it?
I used to drive me nuts, I don't know how do you do that,
but it's like what happened to those people?
I know, my grandfather and we were running through
the tomato
plants, and he had to spray, you know,
when you spray insects, and he was sprayin' the insects
as we were running through the tomato plants.
And my grandfather had a heart attack right there,
and I just stood there.
As he, you know, as he's talking about the end
of the golf course.
Yes.
On that note, that's the end of this podcast.
I didn't mean to start things up.
Oh my god.
That was great.
Paul Verzi, we got Paul Verzi,
has got a special this Friday night.
What's up in this Friday?
Friday night, 12.30 AM, 11.30 Central.
12.30 Eastern, 11.30 Central.
I was there.
You fucking murdered.
Oh, thanks, tune.
And it's a great special.
Did you, were you happy with it?
I was happy with the editing, yeah.
Awesome.
You got to watch it.
Everybody tune in, spread the word, retweet.
Thank you.
Tell all your friends.
And then, of course, you go.
He's at the village underground in New York
on the October 31st Gotham Comedy Club, he's headlining November 1st,
and then November 2nd November, right?
Is that right?
He's doing Madison Square Garden on November 7th.
What?
With Burr, we know.
We know.
Yeah.
Especially when you go, he's doing,
I was like, I'm not doing it, he's doing it.
No, we not.
I'm doing fucking 10 minutes. There's a come out one week and then he's doing the garden the next
That's just fucking pop that happened in like 82 when somebody had a special that was I know now
It's like I'm doing the olive garden Chicago theater
He's got the Chicago theater with bird doing 17 shows. How many fucking just do a bigger venue burst?
I'm doing 15 shows in one small theater. It's like 3000 cedar right how big is that yeah it's big oh my god
bird is killing it he's killing it I don't get it I don't get it I listen here it is
I'll go to paversy dot com and remember to watch a special Justin what do we
got with you baby yeah I'll be at Fairfield comedy club on in Fairfield
Connecticut on November 9th you go to my website use the promo code Justin for
discount tickets and then I'll be at the stress factory with Mike Vecchio and
and Bonnie. Oh good. Oh you are.
And Rich doing Bonnie show.
Uh some
I'm gonna close it.
I know
Vembers second. Uh you don't need to do that. got it right here. Oh, look at the screen
Why do you ask me I because I'm just I said what do you got then you read?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You read enough your phone. Can I actually oh, I'm sorry
Oh, you want me to look up. Yeah, we got it on the screen
I'll say people viewing this right and then November 14th
I'll be at Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant New Jersey and then November 15th
I have my own show called the anxiety attack
It's at New York comedy clubs East Village location. I'll throw tickets for that soon. We were
coming that place was fucking packed. It was awesome. Hey Mike what do you
got? Thanks for giving weekend. I'll be at the improv in San Antonio and new
years I'll be at the Lafayette Loud in San Antonio. Becky what do you got? If
you like street where I produce a podcast called Sup Podcast and its
comedians talking about current fashion trends.
I will never be on that.
Mike what do you got buddy?
Listen to the No Disrespect Podcast on the Gast Digital Network.
Sorry.
I fucking love the podcast.
Thank you buddy.
I love it.
Can we come on?
Can I?
Yes.
We were talking about it today.
Yes.
I didn't think you went on many other because you got so much going on.
You said you went out in a podcast. I I'm telling you I listen to a couple podcast
I would love to be on to your podcast your podcast and Voss's podcast
Yeah, I listen to Virgis once in a while and I listen to the polos once in a while
But I only listen to but your podcast. I'm telling you, man, it makes me fucking laugh because
you dummy's just so opinionated and I don't know when you joke and I don't know when it's
real, I don't want to end the ending stupid thing with the joke.
When he sets them up, it's fucking makes me laugh every time I love it.
Thank you.
Have you seen the end of it?
You got to check it out.
What do I want to have?
Don't move to tower two.
Yes.
All right, so yeah, you get the podcast. It's at Comic Mike Lee on all social media. Mikeveckyown.com also please buy my album The Worst Kind
of Thoughtful Available on iTunes. He's hilarious. He's so great. Let me tell you something.
Mike is one of the funniest. He's very funny. A great great guy to follow because he's
going to get them in a good mood and you just go up and breathe. Ha ha ha ha ha.
So funny.
He's, don't you?
I'll just tell you what I have.
I'll just, I only use you two weeks.
My website, I'm gonna redo my website.
You've been, what's your own, you've been doing?
Now you're gonna trash my website.
I'm gonna trash your website.
It looks great.
Still on dial-up.
I love your website.
What's wrong with you?
You stop.
You're my friend.
This Friday and Saturday, St. Louis,
Casino Queen at the Casino Queen,
headlining, not opening for anybody.
Who's headlining, Modi?
Well, you go.
Okay, and then next Tuesday,
this weekend Casino Queen lost in St. Louis.
And next week, Tuesday through Sunday, Comedy Seller in Las Vegas.
Yeah, okay, it was there.
Comedy Seller.
We were there to get some rest.
And it was unbelievable.
If you're in Vegas, you got to go to fucking Comedy Seller.
Yeah, and two more.
We're going to get to a bus.
I kind of segue in and out of stuff if you haven't noticed.
Oh, Saturday.
Saturday panicking about your fucking dates.
We're going to get to it.
November 17th.
Oh my God, you won't even stop you like a machine
Left out left out loud comedy Pekipsi and then one of my favorite clubs coming up
One of my favorite club owners on the planet the comedy connection pro
Best club on the East Coast the best best and that's Thanksgiving weekend
They took that club from the ashes
the best best and that's Thanksgiving weekend. They took that club from the ashes.
Yes, yeah, the ashes and made it one real.
That's great.
That room is fucking fantastic.
You love that club.
So go to richforce.com for my dates.
Vosrost.com is still up there.
The best roast in history and laughable.com.
You go to laughable for what?
You like I go there for my podcasting.
I have it on my, I have the app on my phone.
I use it all the time for my shows because one thing it does is when I go check out your show
and if you, if you talk about somebody else or whatever, they'll have that.
When you have your guests on your show, they have those people on that show.
So I get to, whoever it is, if I don't know them, bang, it brings up their names.
It's like Spotify for podcasts.
You mean our pod guests are on laughable?
Yes.
Lavables do it.
Lavables start to sell merch.
Lavables gonna start selling tickets for the fans.
Lavables know joke.
Lavable.com.
Go get the app today.
It's amazing.
Hey, guess what I did the other night.
I don't know what pissed Bonnie off.
Blue show, I queued one.
Did you, how was it?
And you want to create them?
Yeah.
Good.
Was it good?
Yeah. How good?
Good.
I wish somebody was there.
Show us your tips.
Vostika blew you in his car and traffic.
Does he make your head all flush, though?
Like your face?
No, it's a bug.
No.
Vagoda does nothing.
I would love it.
Robert Kelly, you live.com.
Hey, guys, we got to take a photo real quick.
Do you have to go right now?
Yeah, for the shoot.
What?
The shoot? Right now? All right, hang on. One second. We're going to take a photo real quick. Do you have to go right now? Yeah, for the shoot. What, the shoot right now?
Around table for the...
All right, hang on, one second.
We're gonna take a photo real quick.
Let's take a photo real quick.
Go to robacadolive.com this week I'm in Lawrence,
Massachusetts, and next week I am in Minneapolis
at one of the best comedy clubs too.
Act me.
What else, Zach?
Who else, Mike, what do you got?
I got my own podcast called A Little Time. You can check that out, It's everywhere and I'm at micro-bruce on all social media
Micro-bruce is social media who else we got Zach. What do you got?
Zach the new guy you guys are the best fans of the world. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. We'll see you next week
You know what the
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