Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Fame Fat

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

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Encuentra los bares de Madrid, la edición especial de Madrid nos lia. Un número de ma, amarrí. Right now! We're back! You know what, dude? Live! Welcome everybody to the show! Why can't that be happening? We know it. I started a social media podcast. To back! Why can't WWE do podcasts? Why can't WWE do these back again?

Old school, back in the day! We're all starting before them all! Why can't that be? Why can't that be? This podcast is so fun and crazy! And there's no rules! Shut up! You ruining this!

We're the more than a man, I'm so sorry. It's not any podcast. This is a backyard. That's the podcast done. Is there any better show? This is the original original. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it. We got the right intro. Four weeks, it took you, but you did it. Yeah, it was buried in an email train. Who put that there? You did. I know I put that there, yeah. No, I emailed it to you.

Yeah, but you didn't email it anyway. It's there. That's what's important. Okay, it is there, and that's what is important. But I'm me being right is more important than that. Okay, more than having the show and fix my mic as we're talking because it sounded like shit. Thank you.

As we're doing the show in life, look at I am on the second half of life and me being right is more important than this show going off right. I'd rather have this fucking show die and tank and everybody go fuck Bob and I'm right. You got me? I'm Italian. I got a vendetta forever. You're Italian? Yeah, fuck you.

Kelly? I got half of them. Oh, that doesn't count. There it does. No, it doesn't. Oh, I'm not full-wop. Exactly. You're not a real Ginzo.

You are though. Not actually. What are you? I'm mixed. I'm mostly Italian. What are you? A mix. I'm mostly Italian, but I'm also Hungarian, which is Jewish. And some other crap, Irish and German. Now let me ask you. But I'm more Italian because I have a Italian lesson.

I feel like I'm more Italian because I'm Italian Irish. No way. I was also lived in the Bronx my entire life. Doesn't matter. I lived in Boston. It doesn't fucking matter. That's Irish people. You're out of your mind.

They have Italian people. And we have a better Italian section that has never shrunk. You guys just let your shit go. I mean, you guys can hate black people more that is probably more Italian. I know you'd pull that conversation out of the gut of war. There we go. There we go. All right.

Introduce everybody. GABZO. We have Adrian Lapalucci. That's not my right. I said it wrong. It's Appalucci. Everyone always does. We have Adrian Lapolucci. That's right. I said it wrong. It's Apple Lucci. Everyone always does that. It's Apple Lucci.

It's Apple Lucci. I thought I'm a Lapolucci. No, it's okay. I'm gonna change it. You're gonna change it. I'm gonna change it. Yeah. And Matt Ritter.

Hey, Matt Ritter. What's up, buddy? How are you? I'm good, man. Good. I came into hot. No, I was just fuck, because he came in fucking hey he goes over there and he walked up with the guys big guy. He came in with industry. Hey Robert, we're very glad you came

in. I was like, you know, back up blank breathe. I live in LA. It's it's all right. We're gonna fucking ease you into this New York vibe. We're gonna fucking make your New Yorker. We're gonna make you go back to LA. I'm sure I'm going to make you go back to LA. Right there. I'm crawling. I'm very excited. Support for YKWD, Norik comes from. I'll tell you where it comes from. Something I love, man'scape.

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at manscape.com, thank you manscape. But you dipped into a Southern accent for that. I've been taught, you know why? Can I tell you why? Yeah. When me and Don go away, we have alter egos. What? And we don't really tell people, but we have, uh,

she's Dixie Lizard. I'm Bucky and Max is shooter. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And we've, the longest we went with seven days in a Rupa, where we were just walking around for seven days, going

Dixie, this is this holless hail here. You guys didn't laugh though. That's the hardest part for me. We were laughing, but one day she got mad at me in the store and she was like, she was like, just shut the fuck up. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. And the lady was like, aren't you from the south? Yeah, but when we curse, we curse, yeah, we're very, yeah, we curse like Boston, but so fucking, yeah, but that's our little accents we do. Dixie Lizard, I want to bang her someday, it's Dixie. I haven't fucking.

You do a really creepy thing with your mouth. Yeah, it's real creepy. That's just what you got to do. You got to get pertain, you don't have your bottom row of teeth. That's what makes it shicksh. I'm petrified. Yeah, you pet your fight of me anyway.

Let's go fight yourself. Well, no. Now, I want to beer. If I had a beard and a really cool cup of coffee, I would have sex with you. If I texted you instead of calling you, you'd be more interested. I wish you would text me instead of calling me.

This is the problem with this fucking texting thing. It's stupid. It's dumb. And you don't understand tone. You say, okay, but I'm insecure. I'm all fucked up. If I say, I'm not gonna make it or tell you, you're straight, okay, I'm thinking, okay,

I'm thinking, fucking, okay. I'm like, are you mad? No, it's fine. I'm like, I get all fucking heady. So maybe I had a move used to it. If you call me and you say, no, it's cool, I get it. I'd be like, great, bye. See you later.

I know, but nobody wants to pick up the phone and call anymore. Why? I don't know. It's just easier to ignore somebody and just see a text. It's not easier to text people. It's actually harder. It is.

I agree. I end up apologizing half the time in the same way with tone. Like, I didn't mean it like, yeah, it's a fine, it didn't mean like fuck you. I just meant,izing half the time the same way with tone like I'm like I didn't mean it like yeah It's a fine it mean like fuck you. I just meant okay. It's a nightmare. I like fuck you. I just like fuck you Yeah, I do most of my texting when I'm driving you do what most of my texting when I'm driving So gives me something to do. I hope you do. I hope you look you down. I mean you can do the voice thing now No, that's not No, it's still fucked. You don't do the voice thing. You don't do the voice thing.

No, it still fucks up though. You stuff's like, I'm pretty good at it. I could almost text and not look. Well, I just fucking hate it because it goes, I hate when this, when somebody text me, and then I'll, okay, I'll fucking play your stupid millennial game. I'll text you back.

And then they got to text me in this fucking paragraph. Now I got to text the paragraph. Then I'm halfway through this fucking monologue. And I'm like, you know what, dude, I'm fine. Okay, yeah, me too. Okay, bye, go fuck yourself. It's good if you're doing short stuff. Yeah. Actually, the dictation thing is even more ridiculous now.

I'm like, hey, I will meet you at the restaurant period. Yeah, we'll be there at 3 p.m. period. That's what I have to do on my phone. Yeah, you sound like an idiot. Yeah, you'll be there at three PM period. That's what I have to do on my phone. You sound like it idiot. Yeah. Yeah. You sound like fucking stupid. At a guy go, what'd you say? And I was like, no, I'm talking to my hand. I'm a fucking moron. I'm sorry, sir, that wanted to beat me up because he thought I said mine your own business to him. Yeah. Yeah. That's still talking to your phone. He didn't really look that crazy. What'd you say to me? He's just talking to a phone text him that Oh, I like it. Contrific. Is that a print song? What anyways?

It's it's somebody's birthday today. Who's yours? You know that was yesterday. Yeah, but it's today for us. Oh, okay. Wow Don't do birthday weeks. I guess technically it is still my birthday. And we got you a little something. Oh, what is it? We got your card. Thank you. You're welcome. That was very nice. Thank you.

Open it up. Why? This is weird. Why are you doing this? We got you chocolate. And we got you tampons. We got you a bunch because we didn't know what you used. But these are for a roche.

So they're the, I can't eat sugar, but thank you. Oh, well, a pussy. Just put the tampons down. I talked to that guy. I think they're from Robert and then. It was a you. Oh, well, a pussy. I just put the tampons down. I talked to them. I didn't say it from Robert and then. It was a fun. You know what, dick team. Can I see these?

Happy birthday, dude. First of all. Also, these are very tiny. I mean. No, you can wrap them together with string. We got you floss. I can't fit you over China. And we thought you-

You can't make dildos really bigger than tampons. Super small. We'd actually, we wanted you to use the rosé Oh put that in there. Yeah, I'm gonna absorb sugar through your vage This is what I this white gabbas such that nice people aren't funny because I told just get tampons, right? But that was nice. She gave me some chocolate. Yeah, but you can't you can't eat it No, I can't I don't care sugar either Matt. You want it? But you're gonna you're gonna go off your diet I have a good feeling about it. You're a fucking asshole.

I hope you go off your diet and get fatter. Yeah. Yeah. I need to. I can be a real lesbian and get stuff in this industry. Oh. Oh. Oh, somebody's got a fucking attitude.

Do I? How? Somebody's got a resentment towards the industry. No, not really. I just think if I was glad to be doing better. Why? I don't know. It's like a box to check.

Well, you have a lot of boxes to check. You have a vagina? No one cares about that. Okay, you're a little chubby. Not chubby enough. I'm right in the middle. Yeah, I'm not fat enough either. Like, I'm not jumpin' that fat.

Where it's fun. You're fat enough. You're as fat as me if I'm fat. There's no way. There's no way I'm shopping in regular stores now. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Honey, I'm looking right at you.

Listen, this is the problem. I'm telling you. This is the problem with fat people. I know you lost some weight. You look good. No, no, I'm almost 300 pounds. I know the difference. But you're still fat.

All right, I'm going to tell you that. I'm fat. I can say that because I'm fat. He's thin. No, you're fat. All right. Here's how you check. All right, I'm gonna tell you that. I'm fat. I can say that because I'm fat. He's thin. No, you're fat. I'm not. Here's how you check. All right, show me your stomach. Not trying my stomach.

Exactly that. But even if I was super, then I wouldn't show my stomach. Yeah, you would. If you lost all that weight, you'd be like, I stole it at fat bitch. Yeah, you would. No way. I don't like you confidence.

I don't like your skinny girl confidence. I'm not even, I'm a size 14. That's still the highest of the regulars. Listen, you, here's the problem too, as me calling you fat, I get trouble. You calling me fat, it's hilarious. Because it's true. No, but you're fat.

I'm not fat, but I'm not as fat as you. But you were a month ago. I know. Would you do the staple? No. You just lost weight. I lost like 70, over 70 pounds in almost a year Listen, this is the best part about you losing weight. I lose weight fast and gain weight and you're gonna be back

You will be back. I will be back. I will be back and I will fucking I will be back after I get like I get I guarantee I get like a late night's other something then I'll balloon back up I tell you something isn't funny that anytime I've gotten something. It's at or something then I'll balloon back up. Can I tell you something? Isn't it funny that any time I've gotten something, it's when I got skinny or skinnier. Skinnier. And then you get shit and it's the fame fat. That's a motherfucker.

That they love. Well, because it's like you get fat when you're sad, absolutely. Yes. But I get fat when I'm happy. When I get what I want, I reward myself. I mean, I just get fat on and off. It's like, it's hard. It's a addiction. It's like anything else. You know, I reward myself. I mean, I just get fat on and off.

It's like, it's hard, it's a dediction. It's like anything else. You know, I can't drink, I can't, there's so many things that I can't do, and that's like the last one. There it is. What about sex that you can still fuck around with sex? Sure, but I'd still rather eat a whole thing of like cookies.

Cookies is so much better. How long does sex last? Through two minutes, 30 seconds. 30 seconds. We're does sex last? Two minutes or 30 seconds? 30 seconds. You are from LA. What? Two minutes? Two minutes. It's easy. I could last I with my wife probably five minutes. If I say have you ever looked at the clock and actually saw five minutes go up? I don't have a clock because it's not 1985. But I do the clock. I thought you're going to say have you looked at her face and lasted. No, no, no, no, no. Looked right at her. I last fucking out. I've never looked at your wife's face while having sex. Nobody does that.

I think you have to either be really fatter really thin. Being in the middle doesn't really do anything. Well, you're pretty thin. But if you look at fast people, you lost what? Like 18 pounds. I did the whole 30. I'm doing the whole 30. I'm on two months and a week. How much weight? That's great. I lost 25 pounds. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I was over 300.

But I also did sober January like the whole combo pack. Well, not drinking also helps. Are you turning the mics up and down? No, all right. God, what'd you say? I said I did the combo package, the sober January with the whole 30. Yeah, I thought.

That's the key. If I had to get sober again, I'd fucking kill. I'd be to sleep. I just go with. I think I just did it because I wasn't grateful enough for how awesome it is to get blacked out. It's like, now I appreciate it when I do it.

Yeah, it's so sucky, you know? Because I was addicted to drugs and then sex. But in between all of it, the beginning. What about alcohol? The drugs and alcohol. I always have them together because I never just did drugs, I just did booze. But in between all of it, the beginning... What about alcohol? The drugs and alcohol. I always have them together, because I never just did drugs. Right.

I just did booze. I fucking did both. People who just do one fucking bug me, by the way. Dude, I can do drugs. Go fuck yourself. How did you get there? Oh, I had a couple drinks that night. Exactly.

That's how you did coke, you fucking did it. It's how the nights, it's just a night. Well, it's all just like trying to bury, it's trying to not feel is what it is. And just saying the idea of people who just do one or another, it's like, how did your night not just go that way? Well, like if you're getting fucked up and you started drinking and you're at a party

and somebody's like, what is it? You're gonna be like, I don't do that. No, it's not that. It doesn't matter what it is. It's you're trying not to fucking have those feelings. But you're trying not to feel anything. When I was in Cleveland, I was talking about that tonight.

When I was in Cleveland, I think it was 10 years ago, I was in shape and I went to, and I was sad as fuck because I just came off this big tour with Dane, G5 jets, five star hotels, 15,000 sea arenas, getting paid money.

And now I'm on, I had to fly zone three to Cleveland. And then I back to shitty hotel. I was on the shitty hotel, half sold rooms, right? And they still papered and they couldn't fucking, they couldn't give the ticket away. And then I found a Jimmy John's number five, and it made me so happy. I was all alone, I remember I'd get two Jimmy John's,

one for the lunch, and then one for after the show, and right after that shot, run back to my room, I'd get down the mountain to where I put the TV on, put the sandwich on. How'd I felt all right? Which are foods to binge on? I like sugar. I'm not gonna shake a pizza. Pizza pasta, french fries pasta.

Pizza's to really binge Chinese food. I was in my underwear Chinese last night. Chinese dude man. I love that. I remember I was on a college tour and I was so sad because I had to do 40 colleges in like fucking two months. Jesus, you probably made a lot of money though. No, because they blocked book.

If they booked me solo, I get five grand a show. If they booked you four in a row, it was $5,000. $1,000 a show. So I had to take it, because it was 45 cost. It was crazy. Yeah. I was so sad, because you can't, you know,

you show up, please don't say this, don't say anything like what? And then I got so sad I remember a Chinese food naked with a towel over me in the bed just sitting out in the afternoon, like at two. That's not a Chinese food time. Nope, it's not a Chinese food time. It's a sad time of the day. I was at the Mo Billy Burr, I remember,

I called him, I was so sad. And I was like, dude, I'm parked in front of my room. He goes, ah, that serial killer motel. I was like, what? He goes, yeah, that's the one with a serial killer. It's a, I call him serial killer buffets. Because the serial could just sit off front and, ah, I'm gonna kill that fat fuck right there

with the Chinese food. I'm so funny. Yeah, he's so funny. Yeah, I was so sad. Food is the worst though, because nobody gives a fuck. People call you fat fuck behind your back or fat. And nobody, when you, when you are gonna fucking die, they don't give a shit either.

Nobody cares. I think people close to you probably care. Most people don't get it though. They're like, just not eating. Most people don't get it. Yeah, it's the hardest thing in the world. It is. Especially, by the way, life stinks for most people.

Why shouldn't they eat like fast food or whatever? But it's just like, I'm just saying, I wouldn't numb out on anything. But I'm saying, like that's an easy cheap one. You know, like, yeah, numbing out of food is the worst, just because it's so readily readily available. That's what I'm saying, it's so easy to have the new deny. It's acceptable.

And they actually encourage it. When you're at a hotel, I remember I just went, I had to bring all my snacks with me and I went into the hotel and I put my snacks down next to the hotel snacks and it was you know, I had fucking mango, dried mango and fucking beef jerky and some other nuts and shit and then it was just a fucking buffet of M&M's total around sugar, sugar, corn syrup, cornstarch and then alcohol and then just a sex kit. It's like fucking stick this in your ass when you're done

and fucking jerk off on your chest. So it's like, what are you guys doing? What are you leaving in the fucking room, guys? Eat the snacks, put the little white towel on your chest. I told you it was a night in the W. I was like, I'm not eating, I'm not doing. I had a big pep talk on my wife. She was like, well, do it.

Good for you. Go to the gym. I was like, fucking God no. And then two, three in the morning, I was just, I'm not eating, I'm not doing. I had a big pep talk on my wife. She was like, well, do it, good for you. Go to the gym. I was like, fucking God, no. And then two, three out of the morning, I was just fucked this. I couldn't sleep. And I went to get the pringles. They were on my shelf and I opened them and popped up in the thing.

And the guy who was there before me ate the pringles and put the lid back on. I was infuriated. I called the front desk. I was like, look, you're not gonna believe this, but somebody ate my pringles. Did they give you more? She was like, oh, she was kind of cut.

She was okay, sir. You want more pringles? I was like, first of all, sing songy, passive-grab, I've been married, I know what the fuck you're doing. Yeah. I didn't eat the fucking pringles. I know what you're saying. They brought the pirouette stew,

came up so tired, I was like, here's your pringles. I was like, like yeah those are regular sour cream I made them go back down to get sour cream. It would have been a good thing though If you're like that's a sign I should need them. No, not even I get that though where you're like I don't care My Chinese delivery last night to my hotel didn't have any silverware So I called the front I'm like can you guys bring silverware up? Oh, I would have fucking just eight I would have made with. I've made spoons. Yeah.

I've made spoons at a cardboard in a whole store. I've like, well, you know, good or stuff. Like if I'm trying to watch when I'm eating and there have been, and I'm just like this. Just pregnant, yeah. Yeah, they gave Amy Clobershark shit for eating salad with a fork. I bit the top of a Chinese food.

Crazy. You know, the plastic thing we thought. What are you supposed to eat a salad with? You know, the plastic thing we talked about the Chinese food plastic thing you got. What are you supposed to eat as salad with? You know the plastic thing on top of the Chinese food? Oh yeah. I bit a spoon into that. So I could also just make it a shovel. I could bend it.

That's what I call a shovel. That's right. That's hard to get noodles out though. No, it's hard to get noodles out though. Just put it over your face. It's bad, it's fucking bad. I hope this is it though. I hope this is of your face. I It's bad. It's fucking bad. I hope I hope this is it though. I hope this is the last one.

I feel better eating this way though. Of course. When I'm like eating first of all, it gives you such a hangover. Like when I eat sugar, I will like the next day feel hungover. Yeah. Because I'm just eating a little bit. I'm eating a ton of it. Oh, have you slipped?

Not, not like almost a year, whatever, 10 months, something like that. So when you were shooting the degenerates, first of all, really quick, Adrian Apollucci on the degenerates, we filmed it together, me, Norton Nikki, Dunnell, and Miss Pat. I mean, Adrian, fucking murdered, smoke and sad killer. I love when somebody who is as funny as everybody knows actually gets

an opportunity to do it, you know, and everybody on that show, everyone murdered, though, everybody on that show. I'm so out of luck and murdered. And it made me so happy too. I I don't know why I said something, but Norton was going to go out in the same jacket you had on. And why would I ever, why? Oh, I remember that. I was like, why would I tell him not to? I was like, do, don't do it. Just wear your other jacket.

You looked, why would I do that? You know, funny that would be to see Norton in the same jacket as you on the same show. But it was just the same color. Yeah, but we could have had a lot of fun with that. You know, the Photoshop's. I guess. Good, I'm glad.

Thanks for forwarding the conversation. Taking the crop class next time we fucking do this. I'm just being honest. I know, I don't want you to be, I want you to be funny. Listen, I was funny up top. All right, you were funny up top. Now I'm tired like a fat person, I want you to sleep. Jesus Christ.

Really, just put the brakes on your front. The degenerates was fun. Did you have a good experience with that? I had a fun experience because it was nothing. I flew in, we did it, and I flew the fuck out. I had to go the next day to Tampa. Ooh, marijuana and I got in trouble because you guys got permission to go late.

And I said I could also go late, and then you're like, you didn't get permission and everyone was mad at me. Oh yeah, when you... When you got, because they want us there at like two o'clock for a seven o'clock show, which is insane. Me and Norma normally like it's not happening right? And then I just figured you guys got permission. I could also get permission

Yeah, we just said we're not doing it And everyone was mad at me though. Yeah, no because you had to do hair makeup We don't I did my own hair I makeup took like 10 minutes. Yeah, but I didn't think that I know so that's why us What are they gonna do with us? We are what we are. He looks like an alien that came here fucking 700 years ago. And I look like a fuss. I came out of the ocean a day ago. Thank you, Gabby.

I think you guys look great. Thank you. Will you call me Fatta the new? Which is true, that is true. You're not fatter than me right now? I think I, can we get a scale? Do you have a scale? I'm used to let's just stand up. Let me know how this will stand on Mike's stomach. Whoever hurts him the You have to get get taken consider as your boobs too. I don't have those you have two turkeys

You do have boobs. Yeah, but not as big as yours. That's I mean You're thinner than me. No, they're close. They're definitely thinner. Like the fact that you went, I went there, smell the new one, you was like, I mean, I like it. It's not good. And like, no, let them sit on my lap. I guess I am fat on you. But not much. Does that make you feel better? It makes you feel better. It does. There you go. Thanks so much. Anything I could do to help you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it back to the show. The show show. Yeah. So, yes, check out the degenerates and Adrian, I mean murdered.

And here's the thing too, I try to get... This is what bothered me about it though. I try to get another clip. I couldn't... They won't give me a clip. So... Yeah, and they won't like promote like I say, can you... Can you... Like you never really promoted me? And then when you go to the site to look at it? It's Nikki. It's not all five all because they I think they do alternate that I have seen you as one I have seen me as a thumbnail. They do alternate but if you want more clips My manager asked when they first sent the first clip that was not the greatest joke I'm like why are you guys putting on picking an opening jiffy? Yeah, they didn't with me. Whoever's doing there Whatever is not good at it,

they need something for me, which was not even a punchline. I was like, what, people are gonna see this, I mean, I'm not watching it, it's not even funny. That's your question. Dude, because I'm a paranoid fuck. Sure. And I get in my head about it.

Mike, can you take that off the, I don't like that on there. Whoever the fuck does that, make sure those are off so they're not showing. I feel, I get in my hand about that, like this person, and I could be wrong, but in this business, I feel like you could be right too. This isn't the most fair.

It's not, it's nothing personal to you. I know, but everyone, I've been in situations where people had that power and they did use it for bad. And I didn't, it wasn't, it didn't affect me. So I didn't say anything. But I'm like, wow, that's fucked up. Like you're doing something right now that you don't need to fucking do. And you're doing it.

And it's like, wow, that's fucked up. Like I feel like I fuck him sometimes. Like don't give me a clip or don't give me the wrong thing. Like what? Did you ask them for another clip? Well, I am in the process of now, but I actually Message them on Instagram like the person does Instagram like hey, I know you're busy blah blah something polite and not even a response Do they read it? You could see you can tell yeah

This is just awful. Why wouldn't you just have your manager do it? Or your agent? Because I left my mind. All right, what about your agent? Well, I talked to my agent last week about it. So. But yeah, I, I, it is a kind of weird thing that they don't do like, well, they don't ask you.

It's like home page. Well, they don't ask you which jokes you want. So they just cut one clip and you're like, this is definitely not a joke that's going to make it. Is that all really what? Also, it's like, it's just like, yeah, it's like, I can't start out with school shootings. So you have to have an opening joke. You know what I mean? It's like so crazy. And then they just picked this joke where I wouldn't watch that. It's just an opening joke. Do you think they picked like the cleanest thing to I think they did?

And then did they send you the thing where they're going to put our sets, I guess, on serious? No. So they sent me that where they broke up my set into five things. And the things they picked for the jokes were retarded. Like one of the jokes they used, the caption was catch and release. I'm like, so you're gonna use my punchline to one of the jokes, has nothing to do with anything. Is it a bot doing this? I don't know.

I just want that job. How do I find out if they read it? Is there even a human being on that? They might not have read it. Yeah. Did they read it? There's an algorithm at the other end of that thing. Being like, okay, no, I don't think they, oh, did they? Showed to Gabby. She's a millennial. Well, your message is from there. I don't, the last one, right? This one. The big one. Let me find it if I wrote, why are you putting that fucking fat bitch up?

That was a red thing. I was just ripping Adrian. No, it would be Miss Pat. I think she's better than me. She's not a millennial. How did you hear me when I said when I came out on the show? We just said. You didn't hear what I said? No. I said when I came out on the show?

Which is right? You didn't hear what I said? No. I said, this is the first show I've done. I'm the third-fattest person on the show. Not also not true. But it's funny. You're very funny. It's very funny. Jesus Christ. Okay. You know what I like? Hang on. They haven't seen it and they also don't follow you. Oh, this is crazy. And they follow Norton and Liz. Let me say higher. This is all the people they follow. That's why they haven't even seen it, because it's not in their magic.

Also, I think me and Ms. Pat were like the second group of stuff. So they kept like the, then people and the fat people together. They did. Yeah. They had the fat half. They had a little part of it.

Yeah, like that on two thirds. I think it's the fat half, yeah. What number were you on the, I'm thing? I was first and then last. I was not. I mean, on the line up on Netflix. I don't know. Third. That's fucking weird. They hate fat people. I'm going to leave a message right now. That you on Netflix. There's a separate like for. I'm left. That people are watching their promos come up. Okay. But then if skinny people are on there, the yeah, Hey, Netflix is a joke. You're not following me. Oh, you're following. I was literally on your network. I don't

know if you're following me though. Yeah. Well, that's Adrian. I'm Robert. We're on the degenerate season two. You're following Nikki, Norton, that go list. That then people. All the fat people. Yeah, follow the fat people. How's that? Give us some love, right? You want some love? We want some love. Maybe we people. We're so fat because we never get love. I left you a message and it hurts that you haven't read it, okay? We're gonna eat now because of you. You're thinking you're gonna catch them in that and turn the volume down,

so I don't have to hear it and get my voice in. I do. Well, yeah, that was fucking on. Have your agent reach out to them? I did, I had a couple people. There's like an email person, I don't know that you should send it through Instagram. Why is it so hard to fucking make them?

Like why wouldn't there be somebody going, hey, hey, guys, that's wrong or why don't we do a little more? Like they don't. I think the degenerates is probably the bottom, the bottom of the barrel. Yeah, I get it, they got so much shit. Yeah, they have a ton of stuff and they don't value us. I don't have, they, they, they don't. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly what I thought was true. I love how getting a netflix

thing has made you guys feel worse about yourself. They don't value us. They're welcome to comment. Welcome to comedy. You know who doesn't feel valued? Eddie Murphy doesn't. Yeah, he's probably CMOS to give back that 40 million so bad. 40 million. It's 70. Oh, sorry. That was me but they gave me Oh, okay, they gave me 40. What'd you get 25 grand? Anyways, we're gonna I don't know if you know who this do you know this guy is no, I have no idea. He seems nice Gap always you would away from the millennial the fucking stop typing She's probably a little emojis. Hey, little fat ass.

Kissy faces. I did put an emoji. You did not want it. What did you put a ham? I put like attention signs. What's attention signs? It looks good. It looks really good.

Is it this? Attention. I don't know. I don't know. Adrian, let me, before we get to you, I would like to ask you a couple more questions because I feel like you're one of the funniest people out there right now. That's very nice.

I feel like, no, because you're funny, but I feel like, you know, because of the way you are, that like the industry is scared to give you a shot and I don't know why. Because I think if they let you just do your thing, you might, they might find out that there's nobody like you and you're one of the funny people, you're a great writer and the way you deliver your shit is amazing. I mean, you know, I don't know. I only think that I will get further

ahead by comics helping me. Like, yeah. I think, I mean, that's all. I said that some of the other day, the only thing that I've ever gotten, I've got a couple of things here and there. Random things, you get lucky. Blaba, most of everything I got was from other comedians

or other actors, like famous people or my comedian friends. Yeah, I've never ever. Yeah, I've never been to industries never really been into me. What is that? I don't think I kiss their ass. You know, part of it, I think.

I'm not playing any other games. My material is definitely like off-putting to some people. Sorry, I think I hit that. Um, I, you know, I think they think I'm like a loose cannon. But you're nuts. I know, but I think to them it's not, you know, they probably think millennials don't like me, which is weird, like just doing by the

Like the analytics from Instagram 70 like 3% of my fans or whatever are dudes. It's not really women So I think they know that too, which is weird because like men make up most of the audiences I think for comedy. I don't know I think I Think my shot will be probably by their comics helping me. No, you you you did something interesting too when the degeners came out, which I kind of liked that you reached out to all of us and said, why don't we help each other? Why not? Listen, I believe that wholeheartedly.

That's why the first two people answered you with me in Norton. And it was like, I don't understand why everybody else was kind of pausing with it. What's weird to me is like, I'm also the least known of everybody, so I think other people are like, well, you know, I'm helping her, she's not really helping me maybe. I've absolutely, but who gives a fuck? I mean, to me, it's just free content on Instagram. Do you know what I mean? Every day, you're putting something up anyway.

It's like, why not promote this thing we're all on? I don't know. I understand the, like, stop coveting your fans. Because they're, yeah, they can like so many different people. We just did a whole thing and yes, you might not. You may give, I may give you more looks than you give me.

Sure. But it's still it's different looks. And Norton did it, I did it. I did for everybody. And Narnal did it and then mispact it. Niki didn't do it. I don't know why she, when she say she didn't like her, or something.

She said she didn't like her club. Oh whatever, but it was like, it seems like a no brainer. Like just, I feel like we should all help each other more. But then you look at people who look at your shit and it's like, it's like, we should all be supporting each other's shit. But I think that's kind of what they do in LA. You know, like they're all kind of like, we should all be supporting each other's shit. But I think that's kind of what they do in LA.

You know, like they're all kind of like, like even R.E.s like posted my clips, Samuel did it. I'm like, I don't have a lot of followers, but I'm like, if you want me to post your clip, I'll post it for you. We don't make an R.E.s name on this. Fine, but like whatever, when we all liked him. And when we all liked him, but right now,

it's blacklisted. It's a hot, it's a hot, it's a hot, well don't say black. Oh, don't say listed a It's a hot It's a hot, well don't say black. Oh, don't say listed It's a hot it's a hot topic, but fine. He's still very pro comic like take away whatever I mean, yeah, I'm a He's not pro basketball, but like But like yeah, why wouldn't we just be sharing each other stuff like we can't own these fans? I don't get it

I hate you. I hate you so much. Everyone does fans. I don't get it. I hate you. I hate you so much. Great. Everyone does us. I don't have anything. So Ari, he did. He fucking, he posted my shit. He post everyone's stuff. He's like, why not? You can't like own these fans. I did that last week. I did, my gig sold out. And I just posted Verzy's gig.

Why not? Cause I look, I was like, who's working tonight? Okay, fuck it, Verzy. Why not? Let me send people, because I have fans there in comedy on state, go see him. If I send 10 people to go see you, that could be a bonus. That could be a- Well, I know it's like, you can't like keep fans to yourself.

Like, I don't get it though. They covered it. Why, you can't, that's the other thing too when people are like, want club context and they don't want to give it out. It's like, you can't work the same club 52 weeks a year. I don't get it. Because here's a deal. Some clubs work the same, I work the same clubs every year.

So people in their brain are like, well, if you get one and someone out, then I'm going to be pushed out, then you're going to be working there and I won't. Okay, then work harder. Didn't I mean, like just, I, it's just, I'll work somewhere else.

Yeah, you don't need to work the same club every year. If you can, that's great, but like work it every other year. Even though, even though it's the improv, and then I stopped working here, I looked at the hilarities a couple times. Then I stopped working there,

and I just went back at a rock club. It's like I found a spot, and I, it was fucking the, more of the best shows I've had all year. So you could find a place, but it's a weird thing when they covet, they covet this fame. Because if I give it to you, then I will have to.

I don't know what it is. I know, but there is enough for everybody. And I get the fear initially, but if you think about it, you're like, well, we all like different types of bands, and some of them are in the same genre. Who cares? I think too it has to do with, well, you don't give a fuck about me.

You just care about you. I mean, there's some comments that like, maybe I'm not friendly with whatever, but even if they ask me to help them, and I like them or they're calm, they're like, yeah, sure. I don't know. What does that make sense though? So if you say, hey, but even if they ask me to help them and I like them or they're calm, they're like, yeah, sure. I don't know. What does that make sense though?

So if you say, hey, can you do this for me? And I'm like, you know, you know, like I've been burned by comics, like I've helped comics. And then when I went to need them, they weren't, they were like, fuck you. Well, like even when I asked everyone to do it, and Donald was joking,

he was like, there's too many white people I'm not doing. And I go, hey, send me your clubhouse to post that, don't care. Like it didn't, right. it doesn't matter to me. Yeah, no it is, because you're right, it technically, it is content. It's something different. And it's helping all of us that were just this thing.

And when you finally like fuck up, like in, like you can say something racist, you'll be able to go back to that club and go, what are you talking about? Yeah, miss Pat on my, I ain't done hell on my. Absolutely. Oh, go, what are you crazy? It's just, I don't know. Yeah, it's a weird thing. When you Miss Patel, I mean, I done all of them. Absolutely. Oh, look at what you crazy. It's just, I don't know.

Yeah, it's a weird thing. When you do that, There's a fear, I think. There's a fear of giving away something that is Your spot. Yes, something. It's a way, I understand it. I understand the fear of fame because when you have it,

and if it's, you don't want to lose it, and when you don't have it, you really want it because it will change things and people and but you know Like Ari's one of those guys who just you know, no, I don't give a fuck just yeah, I'll help you I'll help whatever you need I love that about it. He's helpful. He's actually helped me like I remember being at Montreal And I was always so scared about getting the Montreal comedy festival and holding my spot there, you know. And then I remember he came up to me, yeah, we're signing this thing.

We want to get the comics, the new faces. And then somebody told me, R.E. takes out all the comics to dinner, all the new faces to dinner at this nice restaurant over here. I'm like, why the fuck would I do that? Why wouldn't I be involved in that? That's such an amazing kind, cool thing to do. And why hasn't any other famous fuck who's a gazillionaire on this business, ever done that?

Why does a fucking dirty, thin, fucking, little dittle? You little brawl, that's a good name. From wherever, right? This guy did it, he's the guy who has the biggest heart. You know what's interesting about Ari? Is like a... Is Jack?

Yeah, it's interesting. You know what I'm saying? But like when I was doing the degenerate stuff, they asked me for my set first. I guess because they wanted to come through my jokes. Oh, you're a woman. Sure, and I'm also the least known, whatever. You can ask me a normally just to what we got.

I figure that. And they didn't ask me a normally, just to what we got. I figured that. Yeah. And they didn't want me to do certain jokes on it. I had to fight with them for like the R Kelly joke. Like that was a fight where I was annoyed with them. I was like, I don't, I'm not going to not do that joke. And I was like going through Ari and he was talking to kind of them a little bit. Right.

And he was like, look, if you don't want to do this, he's like, don't do it. He's like, I will give you the money you would have gotten from it. Which is like unheard of. And he meant it though. Right. Because that's how much he loves comedy. But he's not, he's not, he's not a comedy.

He loves the being pure with it. Like, yes, he is a purist. It's a pure thing. That's why, you know, and he has a level of like fame to be a purist Where like my my manager will even be like Adrian. That's not who you are. You don't have that level yet Right, and she's like you have to do this. Yeah, and I'm glad I did it But like I was so mad and he was just like look like but who else is gonna say that to you?

You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm not a lot of people not a lot of but it should be it should be sure It should be more people who are in this and maybe they do to other people Maybe I'm just out of my mind maybe they don't you know, but I'm sitting there going you have a lot of But to you have a lot of money you have all this fame you have it all and you can ride this off to the rest of your life and why are you not Giving back to like these other people? Like why are you not? Why are we not helping each other? Why are we not? I think people are scared of like their spockets. I think that's changing now. Maybe. I hope so. I've talked to you and Ari have talked

about a bunch of things and I talked to him that like we want to do a thing with new comics to New York and just give some random comic money who's moved here. That's really nice. Start to do things together instead of doing shit apart, start to write together and film together and start just creating and doing shit and fuck the outcome of it. You know what I mean? But isn't that kind of like Louis and Italian all of them did? They all just kind of brought each other out. That's all they did.

I mean think about Louis, whatever you, you know, I mean, he, how many people has he helped? So that's the thing right before the Me Too movement. Louis wants to do a TV show with me. Yeah. So like, yeah, he was gonna help me if that didn't happen. Yeah. So it's just,

You really are fucking just darkness. Darkness. I am a cancer. Yeah, you are. Fuck cancer, yes. Jesus, I'm surprised this fucking Shandalee has a photo. It will. It actually worked when you came in. Ooh. It just died. Fuck cancer. I mean, Jesus. I'm surprised this fucking Shandily has a follow and actually work It worked when you came in. Oh, it just died

I mean, you suck the energy out of it. Mm-hmm. You ever think you're a cancer though. You ever think you're fucked up like You ever think that I feel like this I've had this thing. I think they've had meetings I this how power not I can go where there's a fucking level of fame and they decide who's in and who's not. And no matter how talented you are, and I'm gonna shit you do, no matter what doesn't matter, you're not getting into that portion of it. I don't think that's true. Yeah. I wish you said yeah. Because I'm not gonna just be a yesman, because we're both fat. But you're fat.

Well, I'm fat, are you? You will be a guy. For sure, but right now. You're just giving me that chocolate to go back. It's like a relapse. Where is that chocolate? Oh, I haven't. I already ate it.

I would love it if that was the thing that, hey, you go back to you. Oh, my God. Come back six month later, you just, huh, that makes me feel good. It takes me an hour to get up the stairs. I know. Well, you look good.

Anyways, let's move on to my friend over here. Matt Ritter. Matt Ritter, but tell everybody who he is, because are you a stand up? Yeah, I'm a stand up. I didn't know that. The album coming out on Monday, that's why I thought. With who?

I'm independent, baby. That's awesome. Put it out on my own. So, is this your friend here? I don't know these people. You don't know her. No, that's Becky's friend. That's awesome. Put it on on my own. So, is this your friend here? I don't know, these people. You don't know her. No, that's Becky's friend. That's Becky's friend.

Oh my God. You guys fucking hookin' up. Yeah. But speaking of people who are being helpful, we had a doc that is out right now about the history of comedy. Right. We did it through the lens of all the dirty joke books that we grew up with, like, truly tasteless.

But everybody was super kind. I mean, Norton did it, quarantine did it, Roy Wood. You know, didn't do it. It's crazy. That Bobby didn't do it. You know, didn't do it. And, yeah, we were in it. I tell you, it's a fuck.

We're going to do a sequel. There is basically a sequel. I don't want to be the sequel. I'm always the sequel. I'm always the next iteration. I'm always running out. They're like, we run out of people we've been doing. I'm at the final.

I'm always at the final. By the way, I had a feeling this would happen. If I said those run out of people. I'm at the front. I'm always at the side of the way. I had a feeling this would happen. If I said those guys were in it, like I'm at the festival when they had them the swag stinks. What is it? No pad. The fun pen. Yeah, like a hat.

A little buckle on the back. That's when I go to festivals. But I mean, you knew like, I know, I'm not if you want to follow you on stage. I don't know what you act like you're not great. What's up, Baba? I'm not the one to follow you on stage. I don't know why you act like you're not great. What's up, Papa? I said, nobody wants to follow you on stage. I don't know why you act like you're not a great comic. I'm fintech. It is. I DMed him. It didn't respond. You didn't. He's like, he's LA. No, you probably know, but that's my like, I'm saying like we're talking about, you know, why don't I know why they don't help?

Like none of these people had had to do the doc. Like, we didn't pay them. They love comedy, they're purest. I mean, they love the dirty joke books. What is this? I remember the joke. What's the book called again? Truly tasteless jokes. We have some of these jokes. We pulled some of the original jokes.

Now, is the documentary, what is it about? So I'll tell you what it's about. So give us the tag line in the description. So it's a fun look back through the history of comedy through the lens of 30 Joe books and seeing the changing boundaries of acceptable comedy in PC era. There's a lot of stuff about cancel culture. We have a segment about Mike Ward and Canada that whole lawsuit and everything. But originally we just wanted to do a fun kind of like aristocratic thing of this book because the author turns out the author of this book is now a hardcore feminist and anti-agism activist like the exact opposite of the person you would

have thought wrote the Phil Thes book. Yeah, I think she can't even stand her own books. Everything she has and bought is from fucking being a piece of shit. Yeah, I love it. I just sat up so I looked thinner than her on camera. You can have it, Bobby. I don't care. The crowd. I don't, I don't care either. Yeah, you got it.

I have two for a rush. Ooh. I, uh, you caught me a little skinny cunt. I freaked up that when you were chuffed. You really do. I noticed it now that you just, probably you just sat up. You look, yeah, you really did lose some weight. Uh, but just the idea that you can get canceled so easily. And yet these books were the number one best seller

of any book of entire eighties. I still love them. To the point where like the New York Times had to change their categories because this woman, her books were number one, all the literary authors on her labor like we don't want to be under her. Really?

On New York Times, they created the miscellaneous category. So I think it put the fucking disk. This is speckable. Yeah. That's insane. Just the speckable. The number one book is the number one book. Right. Cockseaters.

You know, you and your fucking garbage, Harlequin, right, and your mystery novel. Yeah. You know, Harlequin. That's like a college of college forever. You know, whoever it's so funny how they can just change the rules. JK Rowling's was like, I don't want to be under her. Fucking look at you're not the number one stupid joke. So let's read some of these.

Hey, go you read them. Oh my god, I'm going to get canceled. Yeah, you read them. I'm ready to cancel. Do you know what's a great. My favorite girlfriend, Gilbert, Gaufrey, Duke, what is that? He's like, how do you get a fag to fuck a woman? Stuff or a completchit.

It's so funny. Oh God. How do you keep little black kids from jumping up and down on the bed? What? Wait, it's done. Well, these are black jokes. I can't do all the black jokes. They're label.

There's black jokes. I read the gay jokes. You read the black jokes. I read the gay jokes. Come on. Well, you did it black, guys. I've been with gay guys. Okay. How do you keep little black kids

from jumping up and down on the bed? Oh. Put Velcro on this. I said that. I was like, oh shit, I shouldn't have said that. You shouldn't bury the lead, you asshole. I mean, think about that joke. I mean, that's a crazy fucking joke that was in a book

that everybody read. I mean, I said she was an equal opportunity offender, so that's why it was okay. Okay. So is there any white people jokes? No. There's Joe jokes. There's a wash. There was a wash section.

Is there a wash section? That's white people, right? Yeah. Yeah. I created you jokes. All right. Here we go. Black joke.

Oh, this is a black joke. Let me get a gay joke. We're going to, oh, Joe, here a nice jujoke. Why did Japs only sleep with circumcised men? What? They want 20% of everything. 100% off. Oh, sorry. No, it didn't. Oh, sorry. I'm stupid. I'm lost. How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? I don't like that you corrected the joke without looking. That's how I'm very professional. I am a fucking moron. I can.

Had it Helen Keller Discover masturbation. Trying to read her own lips. Pretty good. I know. I know what did Helen Keller get for Christmas? What? Polio. She had everything else.

Oh, that's funny. What's what's the hot, what's the hardest thing about eating funny? What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair. That's really funny As a good one. Why do gay men have moustaches? Why the hide the stretch marks the hide the stretch marks. Oh, is that this stupid? Because this is the thing with these books, you'd always get a couple like what the fuck

but you get a lot of these. What do you call a lesbian eskimo? A clon dike. That's pretty good. It's all right, but it's like what I remember there was a dated section like it was right after the challenger. So they had a whole NASA sect. It was like, what is NASA stand for?

Need another seven astronauts. That's a good one. Oh, that's funny. And then it was like, how many astronauts fit into a Honda Civic? And it was like nine, two in the front, and seven in the ass tray. Oh, pretty funny. That was pretty funny, man.

How about this one? Is it better to be born black or gay? How does it look like? Is it better to be born black or gay? How costy it is. Is it better to be born black or gay? I don't know. Black because you don't have to tell your parents. That's just terrible. I don't know so far.

I'm not true. Yeah, it's not true. You have to tell your mom. Oh, speaking of racism. Oh, it's perfect timing. Oh my God, it's so perfect. Well, Gabby will explain everything to you. We'll grab a seat.

Can you get Gabby a chair, please? Me? Not you. You're fucking dummy. How you doing? Good. Rich Voss, everybody here. We have my friend over here, Matt.

What? Ritter. Matt Ritter. Is he a comic? Yeah. Cool, from where? LA. From here, but I don't know. No one can. Yeah. Your comic. Yeah. Cool. From where? LA. From here, but I don't know.

No one can lost my New York card. He's just saying nobody cares. Nobody cares. Sorry. Let's get into it. Don't do it. Please don't do it. What?

Because he's from LA. So it's a different vibe. We're going to treat him a little nicer. No, I'm not. He won't. You can be a dick. He won't. I'm woke. Yeah, you know, I'm always tired, but I'm woke.

I just made a book. I just made a movie about truly tasteless jokes. I mean, I'm not having a ditch. He woke. I'm woke. Yeah, you know, I'm always tired, but I'm old. I just made a book I just made a movie about truly tasteless jokes I mean it's a documentary about the memadose. Remember those books. What books? I don't really tasteless jokes Oh, yeah, yeah, you did documentary. Yeah, oh cool. So they have all these these jokes. Here's a one a Jew one Yeah, uh What's a JAPS favorite wine? No one cares. I want to go to Florida. You know?

That's pretty cool. That was an act out, so I did it. I did it. I did my thing. You don't remember that old joke? No. What do you call four Spanish people in quicksand? What?

Quatro Sinco. I think these books have another life. Yeah. I think right now I don't think there's a whole generation of people that I've ever heard any how mad with this. Unless you go see Jackie to joke, man. Yeah. Why does he do a lot of these?

He tells jokes. I don't think millennials are his demo. Yeah. I don't know. Any millennial would know who they are. So do you interview the lady who wrote that? Yeah. Yeah. And she is. she's a full-blown

Feminist hates her joke. She wears the pussy hat at the Hillary Clinton rally like she's that person really yeah, so she hates this well So at first she didn't want to do the doc. She was like, ah, you know That was me back then. I'm not that person and we're like well show who you are. We put a Ted X talk in the doc Like we put a piece of who she was now. Who she is now. Yeah. Like she wrote these jokes and now she hates that she did it.

It's hard for her because she said if I added to any of the misogyny or racism of the world, I feel guilty about it. Wow. But she also was like, no, I actually stand by it and I'm doing the movie. So it was kind of like, she walked it back, you know what I mean? Right. She wouldn't have done the movie if she really hated. Yeah.

Like, well, that's, I mean, I mean, it would be fantastic right now if these became just the hottest thing in the world. Well, I own it. I own a very, they're very valuable on eBay, you own one. I own all the old joke books. How much are they? About 85, 150 bucks each. Yes. And there were like 12 of them. And people never kept them, you know. Wait, so you bought the right to all the joke bucks? No, no, no, I just made a shitty stack of it. I wish I did that.

That would have been a much smarter idea. You guys, one of you guys should do that. No, yeah, but she won't sell it now. Yeah, probably. Here's how, how, how so I bet she's very, she'd be very contradiction, contradicted with this thing because when you tried to buy them, she probably tried to sell them for a gazillion.

Yeah, well, she said, I hate them, but she sold 40 million copies of these books. They were the number one. So I was just using the name. No, New York Times had changed. They had to change the best total list. They had to add a miscellaneous category because the literary authors didn't want to be below her. So he just took all jokes, wrote a book that weren't even her jokes. So she claimed some of them were would hurt some okay, she compiled. She compiled.

That's what Rich Hall did with a thing back then called Sniglet. Yeah. People sent to all people that what do you do? What do you do? No, no, no, I'm saying that. No, I'm saying he had a great idea. You can't call people that. No, I'm a Sniglet.

Oh, I was like, I said that all the time. What's the disease? Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. I, he was like, I said that all the time. What's the disease? Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. I was in my car. Sorry. No, he, but he would have people sent, do you remember this? Yeah.

He would have people send him these things called snakelets. He wrote a book. I hate that word. It sounds so racist. Huh? Well, I don't like the word. I don't. I love it.

It's not not racist. So and say it outside. See if you don't get fucked up. Wack in the racist. Well, I don't like the racist. Not racist. So and say it outside. See, even don't get far away from that. You know, so look, that's delayed. He made all that money. That's crazy. Yeah. There was another guy. He's like, she doesn't like it, though. Yeah. She still likes the money,

though. Yeah, well, she got divorced. She said her husband took half. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Why? They got divorced. Yeah. And then he voted for Trump. Yeah. That's great. Why they got divorced? Yeah. And then he voted for Trump. But there was this other guy Larry Wilde that we interviewed. He was like the first guy to ever write a book about comedy.

Great. He talks about comedy. Do you have a book? No. It interviews like Milton Burle and George Burns and all those people. But he went to my he gets Jeff Ross. He didn't get Jeff Ross. I used to have a guy. The greatest. I used to have a guy that worked here that had a

keyboard that would bring stuff up on the computer screen. See these beautiful monitors. We have these monitors and you can like just type something up. Like if you say something like a book or a name, he could someone can type it up and pull it up. I would have been awesome. And then it would be up and we're like, Oh, I got it. It's the work. And we would have saw the person as we're going. Instead of just staring there and listening to this podcast, like it, they're in their fucking. That would have saw the person as we're going instead of just staring there and listening to this podcast like it there in their fucking. That would have been me. Jim would be fantastic.

I wish I had another guy that would tell the other guy to fucking do that. That would be great. Well, if I had a girl to tell the other guy and then he could tell the guy, yeah, if you had a whole group of people, I had a group of people working here. That would be fucking awesome. If they weren't all just sitting here like listening to us like rap and they were like doing what they're supposed to be doing producing the show, that would be fucking great. So Larry, what was that guy say? Larry wild Larry say one more time. Slow. Larry wild. Larry wild. He wrote 30 of those books.

His thing was like one side was Republican, the other side with Democrat, one side was Catholic. So one was funny and one wasn't exactly. But he bought jokes. He said he bought jokes on Miami Beach for like a quarter from from just random people. He had that sign like I'll buy your jokes. He was awesome. Do you have a distributor? Do you have a release?

Yeah, Virgil. It's on Amazon and iTunes. Virgil, they did all of them. They did I am Chris Farley. I'm Richard Pryor. He's going to make it about him in a second. Oh, no, no, you are. No, I'm absolutely. I can't I want to shoot I could find it We had we had Norton in it Florentine. Oh, I think at them, you know

Have you know Biscani to we asked we asked Bobby for his favorite comics and that's who we got I picked them You know I picked them Clark's out of camera New York didn't even ask us. Who? Dan? Dan? Yeah. You know, it was his manager. I don't know who Jim's manager is, but he was the one who

gave him a... If you give us a flaunt. And who else? And Jim and Roy Wood. I don't know. Just saw Roy, nice guy. Funny man. Is that him right there?

Later a while. Yeah. That's him right there. Is that you? No. I think that was our cameraman. How the hell did our cameraman get on there? Wow. Yeah. That's him right there. Is that you? No, I think that was our cameraman. How the hell did our cameraman get on there? Wow. Yeah. He's there he is. So the great comedian, Sugba comedy. This is a legendary scroll down where he interviewed all the greatest comics. Right.

Right. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this book he had to do it. Click on it. Let's read some of those names. There. Shelley Berman, Jack Benny. All right. Well, there you go. Jack Benny, Johnny Carson. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. But Johnny Carson wasn't a standup. He was a standup. He wasn't. He didn't , he was a magic. He was a magician, a magic man. He never did standup. He never was a standup. Jerry Seifeld. You know, you know, they'll say someone like, and that, that's what gives me like, carbon that one of the funny. He can I stop you for a second and they'll say stand up. Can I say something? Every night he did

a monologue. Yeah. That's stand up. So he was a stand up. No, he wasn't. Absolutely. Everybody did a club. He did a five minute monologue, seven minute monologue. So it's Jimmy Thine. I guess what was Jimmy Thine? Yes. Yes. Yes. Carlson was a stand up before. Like Tucker Carlson does a monologue too. Is he excited? Not a comedy monologue, you fucking ape. He does a fucking stand up monologue five nights a week for 20 years. That's a stand up. But does he write it?

Yeah. Can he help write it? You don't think he helped write it? No, he probably went in and said, yes, yes, no, no. Well, you don't know that. Yes, I do. I was in the right a room. You were a kid.

It was all not. If you're worthy. I think a stand-up go shouldn't to a club and just stand with the high up is James Gordon to stand up. No, no, I know he's a variety. I think he does stand up. He does a monologue every night. I think Johnny, I think Johnny Carson

was more of a stand- than James Gordon because he invented this Gordon. What's his name? James Gordon. James Gordon. James Gordon. James Gordon did a little bit of it. What was it?

James Gordon. James Gordon. Whatever his name is. Little chubby guy with the karaoke thing. All right. I like him. I think he's Carson was more because he invented it kind of. He did that whole monologue thing of stand up comedy.

He didn't invent it. Steve Allen was doing it before him. True. Yeah, never a couple of months. You're stupid. You're stupid. No, you're just old. I wasn't alive.

Fucking any smarter than you. You're just older than me. Okay. You remember when a fire, how they came up with that? The wheel. Oh, boy. I hope that felt me joking. Boy, things are going well that you're saving gum.

Who's fat? Amir her. You. She's first of all, she's lost weight and she's doing miraculous. I love fucking weight too. But yeah, definitely not. I'm also still fat, but like I'm not as fat as you right now. But I might be like that's the positive thing.

This is hurting my feelings. I know. I'm not. Are you still on the diet? You're still doing well. What do you mean? Yes. What do you mean?

Are you still on it and you would go to hell? Do I look like I haven't lost weight? Yes, you do. You look like it. You look like you lost weight. But are you eating carbs? You're down to seven carbs, huh? Are you eating carbs or not?

I'm eating like potato. Oh, okay. Is that eating no carbs really hard? What? What did you say? You're eating relatives. You look like a potato. You fucking boiled.

Don't try to smush it with swears. I didn't curse. I didn't curse. You fucking bite. Don't try to smush it with swears. I think I think I'm I think you what you fucking boy. I curse. Yeah, you did get back to his boring story. I just fucking Document stories. I'm sorry. I didn't put you in it. I didn't you to send this and I It's our leader manager. I asked him. No, you just Take this off. I couldn't find him. Go to the woman. What's the woman's name again? Ashton Apple White. Ashton.

Yeah. Yeah. She's a person on these books. Yeah. I want to see what she looks. Oh, yeah. She looks like she hates fucking everything. Oh, look at that.

Jesus. Look at that. Why didn't she look like when she was putting the books out? Yeah. What did she look like? What are these books? Come out. A 1982, 1983. Type 1982, three next year.

And I bet she looks sitting into glorious Steinem. She's transitioning into Ryan Hamilton. I don't think I'm going to find any old. That's not to go back. Come on. Where's the picture of her? A mega hat. Yeah.

Yeah, right. There she is. Oh, that's not that's that. A mega hat. Yeah. Yeah, right. There she is. Oh, that's not that's that's she transitioned from that guy. But that's not damage. She's grown up. So she hates yeah, you can tell she hates life. She hates what she created. Wow, pull girl.

Well, she didn't create it. She just took Joe. Yeah, but she put it in the format and put it out there. She's she's fermented hatred. Yeah, but I pay all the jokes weren't racist. They all were. And like the Chinese government made the coronavirus. Yeah, she made she made the coronavirus of hatred in the country. Of I think funny. Yeah. No, it looked they were all funny. I mean, it was categories for race. It was like blacks, Jews, eight, yeah, that's not that's not racist. Yeah. Yeah.

I think I have jokes. Yeah. What's black for play? Don't scream or I'll kill you. That's a little that's a little rough. How does it God make Puerto Ricans? How by Sam blasting blacks? This is a week. Can we do this? You read the punch punch I'll read the setup and we'll switch back and forth so it's not So it's not all one person. Oh, yes, I know what you're trying to you try and get me to read that one I'll read the one definitely not reading that

What's the next one just one that's bad Come on, Bobby. I'll read it. I'll read it. It's so snaggly. Is that why? Yeah, I'm not reading it. Now why?

That way. Jesus Christ. We should have, I should, we have any black comics on this. Yeah, this is fun. Well, you said Keith was supposed to be doing any cancel. I knew we were going to do that. Keith was supposed to be on this. Oh, this is fun. Well, you said Keith was supposed to be doing any cancel, but I knew we were gonna do that. I had Keith.

Keith was supposed to be doing it. We have him call in for that one. I had him call in, but no, I mean, look, the book does make fun of everybody. Yeah, it's like an opportunity. Yeah, it's like Lisa Lamponelli. She's made fun of everybody. But I mean, you know, look,

and if you read that joke, you can get, what's, why are you looking at me like that? Why are you so mad at me? I'm not mad at you at all. I'm very happy to see you. I'm very happy to see him But that I was invited to do this podcast. You know, I mean, you weren't get to do it with filmmaker You were not invited as I was you but you have comp launch you come up anything. I wasn't invited to I know But you have comp launch. Thank you. Did you call it? I don't know what it is. Confluent. I say Confluent. I say Confluent. James Gordon. James Gordon.

It's Confluent. James Gordon. It's the blanche of the comp. I comp you into this with blanche. Home started season eight. I don't care. I'm not 80. Listen.

The home like homeland. I love it. I got to my show in LA. My trainer hangs out with the Russian guy. I tall I'll hang on my second eight or seven. He's been on like Hey, we're gonna do boring conversation in a second. We're just gonna Ghost also met a ghost. We did we do the one you're about to do no we got this one Read the one underneath

Let me say don't get her in trouble. Read the one underneath that one. Wait, oh, go ahead. I wonder that one. Why did you get all black? Oh, that's not that bad. I just, where do you get when you cross a black

in a gray hound and a groundhog? I'm sorry. I said gray. Sorry. I make me feel better because I flip back home. Back home. Ah, a bus driver. That joke's funny, actually.

Somebody didn't pay a fair. It's all the way. Six more weeks at basketball season. That's not a good joke. No, the one I messed up was better. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God.

That one, the one that we're not going to read. It's not even funny. It's not funny. It's actually just a fucking fucked up foul joke. No, it's not like truth. No, it isn't. It's not, I mean, reading that right now, you're just like, that's just a, that's just, yeah, that was definitely written down south. Yeah, someone like, so many race. Maybe this is the one that girl actually wrote.

That's right. So many of these right, you put out 14, 14 of all these jokes. So this woman who's a feminist now, wears a vagina ahead, put that joke out right here. This joke, what do you call a black minute, in your physicist? I'm not gonna read the punchline, but pretend you're losing on the bat, on a basketball game. What are you, you yelp?

I'm trying to be a bad guy. Let's go back to talking about me and Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I have an edge sugar. He's going what? You want to go toast tonight? Yeah, it's junior. This is a cheesecake. Barcass is taking us out with you and you. Yeah, love a cheesecake. You don't need you know what? It sucks. I know you're take us out with you and you. Mmm. Cake. Yeah. Love a cheesecake. You don't need to. You know what? It sucks.

I know you're really not into me physically, Adrian. But we do have so much fun as friends. If me and you become friends, we should tour together. We could do that. We should do that. Why don't you get pregnant and jump on creeps with kids? Why am I going to do that? Just get pregnant.

And then we'll say, how tight will get you pregnant? And then you have to get this green. And then killing them and you could tour together. We're doing it. What are we gonna do with my dumb kid? We'll kill it. Like, you know, we'll, oh yeah, but that joke you couldn't do.

We'll take care of it. I think it's, I guess try rest babies. What try best? I'm murdering, hey, we'll do it. I'll start doing heroin while I'm pregnant. Do this, have the baby. To lose the weight, get rid of the baby, keep the baby, and we'll bring it on the road with us.

So when you're like, you don't have a kid, be like a trade-eater. And then they, Why don't we just have it rob people in the audience? We'll make it be a total piece of shit. Well, this improv is going nowhere. I just put a pole in your tits. Not your fault, is.

Why? Why? What am I going to take the hit for? Because you're the leader of the fats. I'm vice president. Yeah, vice president. No, you're, you're my first lady. The first fat lady. You're the first fat lady. I'm the leader of the fat. The leader. Yes, thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, anyways, yeah, this book is, I mean,

reading some of these, and that's probably not even the worst one. Do I have to read these ads? Okay, anyways, let me read these ads. You guys want to take a pee or do something and you can stay with me and go through this. I have to go through some of these ads because that's how we pay for the lights.

No. What are you gonna do? No, I did. You just said to pee to whatever you got to do not farty old Coot's wrong with you. She's fucking 21. Oh, so oh really. Yeah, I mean have a breaker in What does that was a bad fart man? That was bad wow breaking her in no the fart. What are you reading? I can't smile I didn't know it now. No, no, that's him. That's not me.

I haven't, oh God, I can taste it. Oh my God. What are you reading? What are you eating? It smells like a healthy fart. He's probably eating a whole lot of it. I eat healthy. I don't eat meat anymore.

Alright, check it out. It's a really? Yeah. Well, I haven't had red meat in 30 years. Alright, you guys ready? We're chicken and turkey. I'm ready. Alright, everybody, I haven't had read me 30 years. All right, you guys ready to get in church. I'm ready. I'm ready. All right, everybody.

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What's that? Didn't you do one in the car? We didn't know, because I bought this new, first of all, little snitch bitch. All right. But did you do when you could? Bobby, listen, fucking half a fucking rat.

I bought this back. There half a fucking rat. I bought this thing, so I tried to do a traveling one, but Bobby told me a new system for traveling, which I'm going to get. That's way better. But the one we did in our car was great. A lot of people loved it. And you should get that system. I should tell them, you and Sarah. Yeah, because they do it in the car. It goes rest. It goes right into your phone.

It's wireless labs that go into your phone. It's fucking cool. Just plug them in and talk and you can sit in your car. You don't have to hold mics. You just talk. Oh, that's great. Yeah. I actually love your podcast that you kind of hold the mics,

though. It's kind of awkward. We do. It's very awkward. I kind of like it though. Do you record it on your phone? You record it on a Zoom mic. A Zoom mic, but what's the video you guys get from it? That's on a phone. So you probably could use this because it goes, it's called the Sermonic Blink 500. It goes to the bottom of your phone, a little tiny receiver,

and then you just hook the mics up to you. Okay. And then you record the video right audio together right on your phone. Okay. And it's great audio. I mean, it's not like, you know, it's not like this. Right. It's like this, you know, it's good audio for a podcast, it'd be perfect.

That's great. I want those two chairs. Are they getting rid of them? No, they're in the studio. Well, they said they were getting new chairs and I want to, I need those for my house. Yeah, but though this is for our studio, we just got the studio. This whole studio is getting redone. Yeah, I know, but you're gonna put new chairs and I want to, I need those for my house. Yeah, but though this is for our studio, we just got the studio, the whole studio is getting

redone. Yeah, I know, but you're going to put new chairs in those, those chairs are the new chairs. They were taken from the fucking fat black. Yeah, I know. We're putting them over there because we're having shows, these new shows are going to be over here and the TV is going down and we're going to have a little area over here with that.

Okay. That's going to be the chairs. I don't. Okay. Do you want those chairs? No, you can't have those either. We stop giving away the furniture. Well, those are on it's nice. I've never those are for the studio.

No, you can't have any. You can't. This is an eBay. We're not a flea market. You can't just grab a ship. Oh, no. You didn't have anything. I'm feeling very triggered right now.

You're fair. What? Feeling very triggered. What? What? You being mean. I'm just trying to right now. You're fair. What? Feeling very triggered. What? You're triggered by what? You being mean. What? I'm just trying to give him those ugly chairs. They're not ugly chairs.

They are ugly. You know, like those. They're not like those. Yeah. You can't have more because you call me. I'll give you those, but you're not getting them. I just want those chairs so I could sniff the seats. Because there's two girls in them.

No. That's disgusting. Thank you. You're them. No, that's disgusting. Thank you. You're married. Oh, shit. I back to the show. That's it. Well, dude, I can't wait to this documentary.

Is it up on the internet right now? That's on Amazon. Let's have a look. Can you bring it up? What's the name of it again? 499. What's the name of it? Taceless. Taceless.

How many hours should you fill? Who would you do this with? Jeff's really another comic in New York. So you guys just came up with this idea, and he had filmed a documentary before about competitive food eating, right? Called Hungry, like Kobayashi in this guy's. Oh yeah. So I knew he edits too.

So I was like, all right, we're gonna do this together. Did you come up with the idea, really? Yeah. How many hours? We were at my engagement party, and I was like, all right, we're gonna do this together. Did you come up with the idea really? How many hours? We were at my engagement party and I was like in the corner with him coming up with an idea. How many hours do you have total 80? Probably. Huge about 80.

Yeah, probably more. I'm a successful documentary maker. We made a successful one. Pause, just one second pause. When he, I think it was maybe 20 minutes going out half hour ago when he said, Mom, and he said, who's distributed it? And I said, he's about to make it about him. No, I was talking about. It's Dr. Maddie filmmaker's talking to each other. It's too documentary. Yeah. Okay. All right.

It. All right. If there was a carny here, you would talk to him. So what? A carny. What was that? You don't know what a carny is. Don't fuck up my joke. Because I'm not from the fucking 20s. I don't know what a carny is. Everybody knows what a carny is. Flea circus. I didn't see who he is.

He is here. You don't know what a carny is. No. Guess you do. J.G. Do you know what a carny is? Okay. She's younger. What are you going to say to him about it? We're talking to you. No, I you do. Who did get what you're gonna say? Do you know what a car in the issue? Okay, she's younger. What are you gonna say to him about it?

We're done. Two months or not. Yes, what I'm saying is, and how long is it about 80, 90 minutes? It's an hour straight out. Just an hour? Oh, I can't wait to see it. Yeah.

Oh, here we are pulling it up. Yeah, we're gonna pull it up on the internet from the new studio. Graphics were forged and, huh? What? That's the most one. Oh, actually, you know what's hilarious. This is amazing. You're in a say what he's doing. That's stupid TEDx talk that we had to put in there. We had to license some stuff I called in every favorite. We got comedy central clips cheaper than the TEDx. Well, those are minute.

That's because how many so go in now? The TEDx doesn't pay any sleeper than you. Sure. The TEDx strutting in Houston. can get, you can get God's wrong, huh? That's what I just missed this. I gotta go do a coffee central TV show in a couple minutes. I mean, I hope it makes it to the air. I think they've been at tonight. I was wrong with it.

Because, okay, Connery Central used to be good. And then all the comics that got specials back in the day, are you believing me out? No, I'm not leaping you out. I'm telling him to go fix the fucking internet today. I got to know that. Okay, all the people that got specials back in the day like to follow you, Judy Gold.

None of those people will get specials now by Comedy Central standards. Right, because you know why? Because they think that everyone that watches comedy is 18 years old. Well, they're audience, the people that watch Comedy Central are fucking 12 to fucking 16. No, that's not. Looking on the people that they absolutely true. What was the last time you watch it? I don't know. John Stewart is Trevor Noah Young. He's not a young guy.

Yeah. You know, that's a different that the daily shows on later. It's almost like news for people. But what are the show do you watch on there? What are the shows for adults? I watch Homeland, not on. Evening Comedy Central. He knows what I meant. He's just fucking annoying. But that's like saying people wouldn't have liked Duraldo, like, you know, people like-

That's back then. But you're saying now people still wouldn't like his comedy or even the palo. I was saying that they started, like, okay, look at MTV, It was for adults. It was for rock. It was for, you know, then VH1 came for older people. And then MTV went real young.

And then VH1 started to go, young. Now all that's just gone. We don't even watch MTV anymore because it's just catered towards that demographic. And now Comedy Center was the same thing. It was an older thing. It was Alan Havien fucking weird calling No, not conquent, but a tough crowd and yeah, all this shit and then all of a sudden it became

Started getting younger and younger and younger and then a lot of people You know young people like comedy still like Patrice. Do you know me like I know? I agree with you that if you put if you put the the funniest people walking are older Season older people I people, I think. But I think, you know, I mean, if you put us on there, network, it would work, but they're not in our business for us. They're not in the funniest people walking the planet business.

Netflix kind of took that spot. Netflix is like, we are getting the funniest fucking people walking there. And we're going to give them whatever they want. Most of them are all driven by social media. How many followers you have? How many, you know, because it's all about, it's all about how many followers you have, because that's, you know, if you're, if you're a Rogan, if you're, I love you, there's

a thought and he fails. No, no, no, I'm saying, if you're, if you're you're on Rogan, uh, regular, which I was then now, so do I. If you're real, uh, what? You know what I mean? It's just if you, if you do, you know, any of those big podcasts regularly, you have such a following and, and they're going to use you. But also the Comedy central now, their model is like a lot of kids, the caterer of the kids because they just watch clips. They're

not watching the channel. Even even watching. I mean, they were like, look, they're going to watch Dave Chappelle, maybe Billy Burr, blah, blah, blah. But they're not going to, everybody else they watched was a 15 minutes, they say of comedy and then they bail out. Now there's a, I think there's a scale on that because when you put fucking okay comedians and you give them a special because of what they look like and they're not seasoned, they're not ready for it or whatever, people will watch 15 minutes going, I'm done. And they walk away.

When you watch a Dave Chappelle, it's like, look, I'm gonna watch this whole thing because he's a great comedian. So if you took a great comedian, I'm gonna use Voss as an example, because I guess I can't use myself because that'd be crazy. So I'm going to use Voss. But if you put him on, people would watch him longer than 50 minutes. Well, also too though, they are our specials. But they do put them on.

They only air it one time and then they put it online. Like when we did that special for Comedy Central Anonymous, they played it online. Like when we did that special for commisential anonymous, they played it one time, and they buried it twice. But you had four major headliners on them. But that's their thing. Yeah, that's what they do. They've, that's a business model that works for them, but they own that content.

So watch, we've got working for them though. They're like going down the tubes. Are they really? Do you know that? Yeah. How do you know that?, they're like going down the tubes. Are they really? Do you know that? Yeah. How do you know that? Because they're moving everything to streaming because like they've lost South Park.

They fired everybody there. Yeah, it's just everyone that was working at Comedy Central is now with Netflix. We're not everyone but some people, yeah. Well, and Harris is still a Comedy Central. That's the only one left. They clean up. They clean up. Yeah, Joe Anzac, Netflix.

That's true. Yeah, that's true. Let's watch this trailer real quick. Can you push that button for me, Zach? Is it working? This blows me away in the 1980s. It was the best seller. Yeah.

Make it big. Wow. Boy, they'll put it in. You put it in there. You can't do it. I love it. They're amazing. I went crazy for these.

When I heard so many funny, positing, mean things on one place. Oh, you put a turtle in it I told you I asked Bobby for his favorite comics. That was the list again Can I stop saying that because you didn't do that put me in you cock something to show Okay, you want to get fucking him and then another guy take that please even put him on to put him off Because I really want to like him on both here if I had a bone hour I'd fucking shoot you right now listen I'm not had an apple I'd have a roast that was really good this is what you always come back. You always make it come back. You get tired.

You get your energy back. I don't... You just fucking old koo'd. I just get to set it you back. It's... It's slapped me around the face with a fucking suckling pig joke. Listen.

I hate you. I hate being friends with you. I hate that you're my friend. I hate that I have to have you in my life. You love it. It makes me vile. It's just disgusting. I think about you a night and I go, why? And then you come on your stomach. My dick doesn't hit my stomach. I haven't come to my, I come on my pubes. I thought you man's game.

Well, they're nice pubes. Thank you. Good call for man's game. Use code word. They're free. Okay. So what now? Did you really, did you really come to New York and just go for those two people?

How did you get to those two people? Jordan? Yeah. How did you get Jordan? Jordan's friends Jordan? Yeah, how'd you get Jordan? Jordan's friends with Jeff. Go back to Jordan. I'll tell you a story. Go ahead. I mean, you can just. I don't know. I want to make Jordan. But I like. Jordan's manager was like, I love this doc. I want to put. I'm just kidding. I want to tell me. I want to make sure it's the right guy. That's why I got to do it. Jordan. He said it's Jordan. And it looked like Jordan. You said Jordan. It's him. So he looks like

Go ahead. Who's he? Look, he looks like the guy from New Jack city Mario van people Are you kidding me? Go go on We have a guy. You don't know. We have a guy. We don't need to we have two TVs and four guys I mean, but you already told them they should be doing it. They're not Mario van people shrink it people keep it. Well, just go back to do it. I want to make sure it's really.

I just choked on a hair. Google it hang on Mario van people. Hang on, we got it. Because we want to go back to the guy. Who said it? You said that. It's a pretty good call. I mean, that's a great call.

Well, you got to get a younger picture of call. I mean, that's a great call. Well, you got to get a younger picture of Mario. Wow, like a prime, prime man. There he is, right there. To the right. The one all the way right. All the way right. That one, that one.

That one, that's him. Now pick up the other guy. That's a good call. There he is, what? Yeah, that's him. Now go back. There he goes. That's not the guy.

That's a pretty good call. That might be the guy. That's a pretty good call. That might be the guy. That's a pretty good guy. It's Mario van Peebles if he was a... I don't think it's him. Does he sit at that other table? Yes.

Yes. It's him. You told me the story. That's him. That's him. I'm not bare mouthing. Yes, I am. Back in the day, we were sitting at that table.

We were ruthless and have a good time. I have no idea. And I said a joke to him. Just a joke. He said something about guy code and I said something. And it was a joke and he goes, what's the joke start off? What do you call a black note? It was just two guys. But he goes, he goes, what's that about?

I don't know. It's a joke. It's what comics do. I about? I don't know. Nothing. It's a joke. Those are comics, do I thought? I don't know. But maybe this whole new wave of comics are too temperamental and thin skin that you can't fuck with them. Are they?

You know, I know. He just said what's that? I know. He's not thin skin. No, he's got fucking elephant skin. I know. He just said what's that about? Yeah.

Just the two of you with the thing. No, that was a couple of us. What's that about? Yeah, just the two of you with the tip. No, that was a couple of us. What's not about? It was a problem of us. As soon as you said it, I saw him just going, I knew it was going. I knew that. He's like, then skins, she got elephant skin. Not a bad way.

I didn't mean to. I'm not offended by that. I didn't mean you were big. I mean, you're thick skin. You're thick skin person. You're not as big as me. You miss the first level. They're having a bad off. You don't mean to. I'm not offended by that. I didn't mean you were big. I mean, you're thick skin, you're thick skin, but you're not as big as me. You miss, I mean, you missed the first hour. They were having a bad off.

You don't need to apologize. Hey, let's talk about your dumb thing. Yeah. Let's go back. Let's go back. Yes, I want to go back. Yes. I would love to say.

That's the guy the face he's making. Look at that. I love him. That's a real comedy face. What's that about? Let's go frame by frame. Are you that? Which funny is, I think you would be offended by most of these jokes. Yeah. Now he's cute. He didn't say what's that about? Go frame by frame. Arian, I think he would be offended by most of these jokes.

Yeah, he's cool. He didn't say what's that about. He read him this one. Because you weren't tracking him. Nobody emails him when I get about what was the joke. I know you're going to do. Oh my God. There's such a good joke that. To eat us what you think the answer to that joke is, don't I don't want to hear it? You can't read this out lab

But me and Ari have been sending him this back. Oh, I guess I can't say He's the one week. He's like the Voldemort nobody cares anymore though. I'm kidding You know I'm kidding nobody cares. Yeah, I'm so I do. He's doing life from the show with me tomorrow. He's filming that You gotta pay what are you looking for girl? Oh, it's really funny. I do. He's doing live from the show with me tomorrow. He's filming that. He's coming up. You got a pee. What are you looking for, girl? Oh, it's really funny. I have to find it.

I'm not going to say it's one of those. All right. So anyways, Bash, are we finished to the trailer? Yeah, I do want to finish. Let's go. This is great. How many comics are going to buy? I grew up on these comics called Truly Tasteless Jokes.

Oh, yeah, I had those too. Yeah, I love them. They're amazing. I went crazy for these. When I heard so many funny, mean things in one place. What out of that, you had a high-dead book around a house. I grew up in a strict Catholic household. You have to put your class love to see it.

I want my porn on magazines and my little tree for it. Handy cap. It's jokes about handy cap people. Sarah went on. Usually I have to meet truly tasteless joke, you're all over me. I don't know if you could actually get that printed today. I don't know if you find the publisher that'd be like, you know, like a hawk of Collins

or something like that. But Penguin Classics. The entire concept of satire has now been sort of lost, I think, on a significant group of people. Stephen Colbert is facing backlash. And I've laughed right there, Katie, Rich was suspended. Phil was coming out of her mouth.

You stop your analysis at the point where you were offended. Is that the big boss? I don't think any further. Then you were throwing out everything good with everything hateful in one fails. She's like the rest of these so-called comedians. They inject politics that they don't understand. They don't think, into their acts.

When you see 400 people in your life as useless and you should be dead, it's like really hard to sleep at night. It starts to be internalized. Yeah, there was a guy in Canada who was arrested or fined or something for telling a joke. Ward said Gabrielle was a public figure and has such open to satire. Then I got a letter saying I owed $82,000 because of a joke they had never heard. I can't even think of up-sluasing.

People just want to erase you and cancel you from everything in life. You wouldn't have had a problem with you. That person never problemed you. Now 10 people have a problem with it and it just exponentially grows. Some of Trevor Noah's old tweets have critics questioning his selection as host I could just see women holding that book getting angry I

could see it this is basically a subreddit now just see if these jokes hold up hey wait wait penguin notably said if we publish this the little bird would have to hide its head under its wing and shame. I can make graphics there huh? Yeah. I love comics. I used every comic but Bobby and myself.

You know who I am? Do you have any fucking idea of the history that's sitting right here? I asked, I asked Northern, did any friends he wanted in the doc? No, he's avoiding, you know, he's doing, he's avoiding the... He doesn't respect your edge. What's that? He doesn't respect your edge. He doesn't respect you. I know you could have got me and Bobby. You could have had three people to do the doc. All right, I told him I want to make a sequel and I'll get you guys in it.

You didn't you guys, you just threw me in it because I just walked out. That's right. Okay. That's fluid. Okay. Here's I couldn't not only say cool. I don't do sequels. I don't see sequels. I think it actually sequels, no. But I think it actually, to be honest, it looks good because I didn't know you coming in here, you know, because Laney was like, hey, what am I? And it sounded interesting and I wanted,

you know, whatever talk about it. But I think that documentary looks really good. It's actually, it's the fact that you have a guy reading those, if they hold up, does he read it in front of a live audience? Yeah, yeah, and they get, and they they get it I bet they don't like it No, they don't like it of course. I don't like it. Well, where was that by the way? Where did he do that? He did a gaff and Brooklyn in a no it midtown and midtown and what type of crowd?

Did you do it in Jersey? He should have done it different. Yeah, if you did that book in Jersey He would have been carried out Yeah, if you did that shit and up in like white planes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very white. If you were, if you did it at my cigar bar, it would be literally black and the way. Everywhere except urban centers. It's weird. It's a very small percentage, I think, that don't like this stuff, but I think there is a generation of comics that are coming up who don't want to offend anybody, except, of course, the white man. That's right. Me. That's right. I am the white man. Kuku Kuku, too. That's racist. No, you should take your sheets and put them over your head. KKK leader. She's literally what?

Brooklyn and Cheats. KKK man who likes to be comfortable. For the cold man. Comfortable man. Still, we have more of this. No, that's just a trailer. I couldn't think of anything worse. I'm going to watch it tonight.

Adrian. Adrian's going to lose everything for me. I mean, you have nothing to begin with. Yeah, that's right. That's how I, I mean, you should do a podcast. You're gonna do a fat toast. Too fat to live. Too fat to live, and we do it to one of us dies.

Can I sponsor that? And then he does the documentary. He does that. I don't know about which fat comics he's at first. He's still the fused boss. Boss, that was pretty good. I like it. I like. No, it does look good, man. I feel, I feel it sucks because you, uh, I mean, I used to read that shit and I even think twice, but I guess we're better people than that, right? No. Not this sort of, but people just

read it at home and laugh with their close ones. You can't publicly like any of that. I don't really like any jokes. We can tell. You don't write them either. Um, whoa. So what now? Six albums.

Whatever, six albums. What does that mean? Nothing. Anybody can? Six albums. Yeah, whatever. Six albums. What does that mean? Nothing. Anybody could have six albums. No, he couldn't. Of what? Mike, you backed me up no matter what.

Recipes. Yeah. He's tired. Yeah. So what are you planning to do? What did you go with this documentary? What do you want to change? I mean, I want people to talk about it. Like, right now, you want them because did you go with this, this documentary? What do you want to, what do you want to change? I mean, I want people to talk about, like,

right now, because when you make a documentary, so the goal is trying to set something, so the goal is to get people to have the conversation of like, hey, what's the upside of having this PC culture? And what is it downside, especially for comics? Like, like you said, we have a generation of, you know, comics are afraid to, you know, take risks. What is that going to do to comedy? Yeah. Yeah. Talk. Well, you know, you always gonna have people

that are not into that though, but you know these comics. You're in with a generation, the younger generation. Do they not like you because you're, you don't give a fuck. I don't know that they don't like me. They're not going to tell me to my face. But they think what you're doing is racist or fucked up or sexist. I don't know. They're not telling me to my face. I'm telling jokes. That's the thing. There is context for it. And that's what I think we're forgetting is that. Look, I did that show gutter bar. I'm broken, which is pretty like hipster, right? And like I did find there. So I don't think that it's everyone. I think this, the pendulum swinging back a little bit. Let me ask you a question then,

is this bad? Are these jokes fucking stupid? But those are, but should, should we, I'm just asking, because I'm just, can I ask her first and then you can raise your hand and talk?

Okay, because I have a good valid point. Go ahead. Those are joke jokes. There's a difference between those and doing edgy material that's material. No one's going on stage anymore, telling joke jokes like that. Yeah, but should these exist? Is my, well, they're sure there. I mean, there's people that like them. Should, uh, thin exist. Right.

Should anything, you know, you can't erase history. History is history. Can you just compare this to a can? No, I'm just saying you can't. Some of the same words. Some are saying words. And I think it's around for people that enjoy it. Well, I think it also, they're not anymore. Yeah, but like these are now tweets.

These are like, this would be like a horrible tweet. If you put this out, yeah, you put this out as a tweet, you'd be done. That's what I'm saying. So that's the problem, right? It's like, I mean, Twitter is probably where. But is it a problem? It have we evolved to be better people.

So that's not find this stuff funny anymore, or that it's inappropriate and we become a better societal. A lot of comics said that. Or, or is this still funny? Yeah. It's still funny. I think, by the way, and I think the whole point is that

like, the problem is like, if you like Chappelle, right, you go to Chappelle, you love him. The people who are trying to cancel him, they don't go to his shows. They're on Twitter, saying, right, but they want to have a voice in cancel. It's like, why don't you go to the Hannagatsby show instead? Like, you know, like everybody, if you want to have a voice, fine, but I think it's the idea that you can ruin somebody because they're doing something. I just don't like just because you do a joke about something doesn't mean you don't think it's awful. Like I do school shooting jokes.

I think school shootings are awful, but I still can do jokes about it. I'm comedy. But but gluey did it and you got fucking castrated. That's because it was too close to the me to movement. What the shooting joke you did. Yeah. If that never happened, people would have probably never said they were piling on. I mean, yeah, he was like kind of down and out at that time and they attacked him.

But like you said, I mean, context matters, right? It's like, it's, it matters. Look, it stand up as the last place on earth where the first amendment still works in your favor. And it's how you want to deal with it. It's consequences. Louis, you can't, you can't hurt Chappelle in any way, because he'll always sell out everywhere. You can't really hurt Louis, because he'll sell out anywhere. So if you have an audience, or they like what you look, Stan Hope is one of the most brilliant comics on the planet. And his stuff is as edgy and as dark as anybody's. He has his audience. Then you'll get somebody

like Brian Regan, who's as clean or gaffer again, they have their audience. You will find your audience. And that's who you put the prop. No, but the problem is there are people aren't at that level. We're comments now that want to get to that level and they're scared to even try it because your gun shy on stage now. I'm not. I don't give a fuck. Because whatever. I am what I am and I've already done a bunch of shit. If you wanted to find it, you could get it and take me out.

It doesn't matter. But I know that young, there's certain people that are gun shy. Anything except the end word on stage without having a lot of like, what if you're trying to be funny? Sure. But I think that's the word people are like, you can't say that.

You just have to be funny. But it's not even that. It's like you keep this. You can say it. It's just like it has to be so funny. And then also people are going to rip you apart for it. Yeah, but not even just saying that. Forget about the M word. Okay. But we'll be like these certain jokes. People don't want to hear. Yeah, but they always tell a notion, jokes, certain. Yeah, but any type of joke about race or people want to not be offended. Yeah, but any type of joke about race, or people want to not be offended. I mean, look at that. And people, right, you don't have the right to not be offended,

though. That's not a right. Like, you don't have that right. That's what I think. I think these comics, though, are fucking, I think these comics, like we grew up, I didn't have any, do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. There was never a thought in my mind.

I couldn't say whatever the fuck I wanted to say. Well, now it's so much easier to get tons of people see stuff really quickly with social media, you know? But also, these are also not comics like full on sets, right? Like you do it on a tweet or you do it a show at the seller that's not your album. Well, I'll say that even when I did the degenerates, they cut a joke of mine out that they thought

was too offensive for the degenerates. Really? Yeah. Wow. offensive for the degenerates. Really? Yeah. So. For a paid service. Sure. On a show called the degenerates. It means you were too.

That's too much of a degenerate. Too much. That's a badge of all my name. That's the main to you. Yeah, that's a real testament. Yeah, you're amazing. I'm not. I'm just saying that they are, even there,

they're like, hey, this is for comedy that is darker and, you know, and they're still like, you're the biggest degenerate. I'd say Bobby is. I said, we're gonna wrap this up. I gotta go shoot a comedy show for Comedy Center down. I think it's gonna be great. This week I'm at bananas in a Hasbroke Heights, go, uh, Kreiswick kids tour dot com coming up next weekend. I'm in Arizona at the House of Comedy, boss roast dot com, Kreiswick kids tour dot com. We have a big show ever see grandma. Ramsey sold out.

Yeah. I think there's two days. We guys can do a special for you. That'd be great. Yeah. We're trying to. I mean, we just had a sizzle reel. Did I show you this? It's so That'd be great. Yeah, I will try and do. I got you. We just had a sizzle reel. Did I show you this is a real cool?

So great. Yeah, we're going to see some people we're talking to some people, but we also have the Bogota. Yeah. So Atlantic City. I think Anthony's going to come up to that. We have Long Island Bogota though, it's going to be a fucking blast because we're going to have the casino hang out after gamble, smoke cigars, Ronnie's there, Vos's there, I'm there, Florence, he's there, maybe some special guests.

We have show up to a spot. Bogada casino. Here we go. Richfield playoffs is gone. Just grow down. We got a turning stones casino, Grammys, theater. I think it's sold out. They might be one of, it's almost sold out.

Cabot theater and Beverly Massachusetts, Boston, get on that main New Hampshire. Rhode Island. Yeah, mom, what's that? Patrick Wath theater. Yeah, but Mount Erie large too, that casino. Bogota, infinite energy center. What the fuck, and Atlanta, can't we do that? In Tampa, we're closing this fucker out in Tampa

and we're coming back in September October. All the four dates and we're also doing on Moon Tower. Moon Tower, yes. So there you go. I'm going to be a tourist. I have my albums coming out Monday. What's it called? 40 year old version.

Really? Yeah, on iTunes. I saw that something about that. Do you have ads up somewhere? Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting my target demo. Good. I'm headlining a punchline SF next week and Sacramento.

Oh, that's one of my favorite clubs. Yeah. I love mall. Yeah. Yeah. What's good, man? Congratulations on the album. Thank you.

I think this movie is actually on all platforms. Matt Ritter won. I'm going to go watch it tonight. Thank you. I'm going to check out. Thank you for having me. This is awesome. I'm glad you came in, dude.

I'm going to bust you balls a little bit, but you took it and now you're relaxed. You're blinking again You're not fucking LA and everybody will you fucking stupid it. I don't blink confidence and your weird handshake like I took a Ted talk class You're you're fucking the guy I was a lawyer. That's what that's what the other guy you're the parents raised right now It was a nice little kid good for you. Congratulations. Adrian, what do you have besides a gut? I also have a mustache. Do you? I tell you what, can I say something to you?

Say it. I'm gonna say this. Don't get offended. Okay. All right, seriously, I don't want to intrude on our friendship because I feel like. We're not really friends though, so say whatever you want. Well, I feel like we becoming friends may be.

We are maybe. Maybe. We're becoming friends. Maybe. Don't be honest. We may be. Yeah, definitely. But I do have an affinity for you.

Because I've had. No. But I think you're actually my type of girl. Ooh, that doesn't sound great. No, I like, I've always liked an Italianian, you know a bigger girl. Oh, thank you I've always liked an Italian arena. You get that a real Italian. Yeah, you're definitely not my type What is your type? I don't know it's definitely not you though All right, anyone what are you good? I would fuck anyone in this room. I love when you would fuck wait a minute

I'd fuck anyone in this room before you anybody anybody hang on one second this chick stop wait that aspect That's burger dude Like wait wait He can do max again take you have no I already know he's bald. Yeah, I'm supposed to be bald. It looks terrible right now. All right. You're stuck on a knife. Don't fucking worry of any.

You'd fuck him over me. Without a condom. I'll stick to what I said. You're still my type. I like a chubby Italian girl. That's nice. Chubby Italian. Chubby Italian.

I can have. Thank you. You're very proportioned. Thank you. Yeah, you're very honest. Even him? Yeah, I'd fucking, any of them, even those chicks. Of course you would. You're stuck on an island with Mike and Bobby.

Who do you fuck, Dema? I fuck him, but then I hang out with you because you're funny. I'll take that, right? But I want to fuck you. You could just rape me when I'm sleeping. I'm sure he'd like, it's not that big. I'm not even going to feel it. When I lose the weight, it will be.

Oh, I gotta look forward to it. Oh, I got a mission. I think I look forward to it. Oh, I'm, Adrian Appaluchia, you have an amazing podcast. Oh, Vag, with Sarah Talmash, very funny. I mean, listen, I'm gonna take something about her too. I watch her on Instagram and the one thing with her,

she's always fucking being hilarious. She's so funny. She's so funny. On, on, on, I act as funny, but just her and Joe, but you know, I watch her Instagram when she does this makeup shit. I scratch me the fuck up. That's who she is though off stage. She's very much on stage who she is off stage.

Alarious. You got your podcast with her. Yes. What else you got? Um, the generous on netflix. The generous. Please watch it. Fucking murderous set. She's got a second clip. I don't. But she does. And they call it. Let's cause I'm less fat. You weren't the one you shot at. You were fat. That I was still fat. Or you are, you are still less fat than you. But you were heavy. Of course. I mean, real heavy.

But I still got, I still got I still got that's your car because you can't walk they're here to pick you up still not gonna fuck it you get a spin as you want I'll still fuck Keith Robinson over you wait a minute no you can't fucking yeah you could you could you could fit him right, what else you got? And helium and Indianapolis and Detroit 13 14 15th of March. I'm not good at doing that part. What's promoting your shit? Yeah, that's good. Maybe you should get good at that. No. Now you don't want to get good at that. I'll just date you and you'll do it. Oh, you can't tape me. You're a fuck me every day. How often I'll just make you pies. I can't eat. I want to get healthy with you.

Me and you both can skinny. You're disgusting. We look if we got into shape. He will be so upset. I know. I had to admit you're the best. Thanks for having me. Absolutely. And thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What do you got? I have a podcast called Unabashed Podcast.

Why did you have a microphone? Does need more clips. I told you to get clips though, right? I have a monthly show at the stand called our Time of the Week first Tuesday of every month. It's also gonna keep selling out so fun. And I have a monthly show in Brooklyn called Jiggy with it. You never have, it's all women you have on that show. It's like a woman show. There's one guy on it, but that's it, but it's mostly women. Yeah, it's actually kind of just worked out that way. Because of you. Yeah.

Where are you guys? At the stand. It's funny because a lot of guys have given you opportunities. And you've given no guys opportunities. What am I going to give? I don't know, maybe stage time. I asked you to do it and you said no.

I'm not talking about me. I don't want to do your stupid show I'm talking about that turd right there He's not my Brooklyn show his chubby mechs is never done your stand show He did because I've been three of them. What about him? You can't do my stand show. Yeah, you could do my Brooklyn show Wow Wow, she's already a fucking player. Do you see that shit? I like that. What? What yeah, why can he do it and he can't? I'm pretty a fucking player. You see that shit? I like that. Why? Can I do your show?

What? Yeah. Why can he do it and he can't? Because we're only taking people with the credits right now. Wow, what a climbing fucking. How was that climbing? I don't know. You're stepping on his neck together.

How am I stepping on his neck? We're friends. Well, not apparently. Not good friends. I put you on my show. I asked you to do my stand show and you said no, okay. I'll do it Okay, go nobody care. I saw that I noticed that what you got I've a monthly show in Brooklyn first one day of every month Kristina could do it whenever he wants

I am not that chiny on Instagram. Shout out to my friend. I think I need a salad We've got more credits than anybody in here. Been doing it for a year and a half. Go. You have a shout out to your friend. You're following me on Instagram. I'm happy his friend. Do you shout out to your friend? I'm sorry.

Go ahead. I did. Not that chiny on Instagram. Okay. I love you, Jeff. I love you, Jeff. What do you got? Well, make sure you follow the, you at patreon.com.

That's Robert Kelly. Thank you, Mike. Also, there are, there are patrons as well at Badge Podcasts. So I would you do that because she forgot to do it for herself Do there's a person then do mine. Are you where you working on this weekend with you where at bananas and have a quiet? Yeah, I take care of them. Good feel. What else yet? Why you never ah So she's no here's the thing thing. These rooms are comedy rooms. They're not like they don't have sofas and stuff.

You can tell much more when you stand out. Fossil worst. What do you got? I'll be with Rich this weekend. You fucking before me realistically. We're gonna work off thinking about it. Realistically Give you a hundred bucks if you zip that code now. I'm kidding. Go ahead. I was joking relax. You look great You next week, you know, be really good. You know pop a sand really really good time next week I'll be at uncle Vinnie's with Janus popus. I'm on Instagram at Mike Vs. War as

Hi, next weekend I'll be at Uncle Vinnie's with Janus Papa's follow me Instagram at Mike Feeswores Oh, Mike! Yeah, why? I'm your producer on your thing. I know, but I didn't know you were a comic. Yeah, oh, I got my dad, my dog's ashes by the way. Thank you for your, for your... Because it feel better.

It did feel better. I didn't know you were a comic. I wasn't being a dad. Oh, I know. Why, you don't love you, okay? Thank you, Peter. F*** would you do that to him for? I'm sorry, I didn't- You brought him up by f***ing by fucking me slam him back down.

I'm still fucking. I can. Come. It makes me follow Bobby at Robert Kelly live on Instagram. All the podcast at Wike It If You Dude podcast. And if you're losing it on YouTube, like, subscribe, leave a comment. Else you want to do. Make sure you subscribe on YouTube.

If you're watching this, you do hit like and subscribe. Hit the little button, make it gray. And then, yeah, take it easy, guys. And then, um, what are you fucking an asshole? You almost fell. Don't follow your two old, um, make sure you go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. This month it was being edited. It's almost done. Jim Norton is almost done. Live from the Sheds going up there. Then we have Anthony Cumia live from the Shed. And tomorrow we are taping a very special guest. Ari Shafir is coming up to tape a episode of live from the Shed.

So it should be interesting tomorrow. So make some up. What's that? Just five bucks a month. Yeah, but you can give whatever you want. You can give 25, you can get whatever you want you give 25 you get 10 If you're a supporter of the podcast whatever you can give a month that's great because it all goes back into Producing stuff. We're actually we're gonna meet about starting to film stuff and do more shit

And me and I were talking about it to instead of just waiting for people to You know give us the okay of the money or whatever, just fucking do it. We got too many creative people around us that make shit happen. So we're just gonna start doing shit. What's that? I'll invest. We don't want you to invest. Just be in it if we ask you to be in it. Do me a favor. If we ask you to do something, will you be an actor in it? I'll do anything for you. All right, great. Invest in acting classes. Come on, we could she meet this summer in New Cut Appetite movie. We stopped grabbing the mics with all your rings. You make it fucking feedback. What? Okay, we of course got the producer,

podcaster, photographer, video art. I mean, she's everything and she comes here and she's one of our sweet hearts. What do you got, sweetie? Oh, and I make your merch. We're gonna... And make my merch. I forgot the most important thing for me. Yes. We're putting out a new polo tee for people that have to look professional and then sweat pants

for people who don't want to be, so. Yeah, and you can put them together and have pool jamas. Ooh, okay. Pool jamas, YKW dude, pajamas. We got Chrissy making all the designs. She's putting it all together, shipping them out. We got YKWD pajamas. We got Chrissy making all the designs. She's putting it all together, shipping them out. We got YKW D shirts. We got all kinds of new rock.

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We did great this year. I came back didn't even better all YKWD fans and of course my personal fans who been coming to see me for over and over some people six to seven time see me I Fucking love you guys. These are the rooms I want to play I want to go and do these shows one night, get the fuck out and perform for fans only. So thank you for coming out. Make sure you go there, buy my merch, join patreon.com, support me all the fuck around and tell everybody you know about this podcast, the funniest fucking podcast on the planet, and what else we got?

That's it, right? Zach, what do you got? Zach, then you got a chini. Yeah, we got a bit of a not that chini and I was on CBS Sports once. Nice talking to you. See you guys next week. You know what, dude? Y ya lo he hecho, el YKWD podcast. ¡Puedo hacer esto! Gracias por escuchar. Ahora, dígate a tu chile de drogas. Chile de drogas. Chile de drogas.

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