Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Godfrey, UFC Tech, Talking Shit

Episode Date: June 9, 2011

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building. Yeah, it's an apartment. Okay, I'm in the apartment building, baby, the apt. I'm in the apt. Yeah, we get we uh, you called me today. We shooting the shit about podcasts about podcasts. I asked you to come down. Yep. To fucking check it out to be on my, you know what, do podcast, right? Which is, we've been doing it for a little bit. And me and God free, we've actually known each other from day one, since I've been in New York. We kind of hit the scene at the same time. You were coming from Chicago.

Right. You had, you know, you were fucking football, jacked up, big, good looking, fucking kid came in. You had the steady girl. You were gonna marry, showed up in the city. You were, me and you were at the same time, me and you would, like I think Pete Corrielli. Corrielli?

Ben Bailey? Yeah, well it's not the carried away. We were killing it. We were killing it. Ben was okay. Ben? Ben? Ben's killing it now.

Ben came into his own after that roast. Yes. Ben Bailey was a funny guy, but he wasn't killing it. We would go in at the Boston Comedy Club and fucking, just blow the fucking roof off. Energy, angels. Kill it. Yeah.

And then actually came in. He was funny, but then he started hosting at the cellar. Yeah. And when he became a host, he became a lot funnier. That happened at Russ Maniv too. Russ Maniv started hosting at the boy He fucking just went to another level of seller brings people to the well That was at the Boston Boston coming and then and then at the roast at the I think it was the Patrice on Neil roast

He came in and he should be shit on Jeff Ross. He came in and nobody thought he was Nobody thought he was gonna be as funny. He came in and laid it down like he'd been right and fucking Rose jokes for people for he the funniest one was Keith Robinson Because this is what happened Keith he came in was killing it, right? And he said Keith wrote he said he said something about me. He goes Robert Kelly the only The only man who has a website, more famous than him. Oh, they're not. And then, I turn you fucking mic down. Sorry, because it's hilarious.

And you know what it is, and you're embarrassed. No, I'm not embarrassed. Oh, you're not. You blow on the mic. It's all on the mic, folks. No, it's cool. But he asked the funniest he said. He goes, Keith Robinson helped wander sites and little

calf brought him from Philly took him under took little kev under his wing and little kev ripped that wing off and flew to LA with it leaving Keith in Woodbridge between New York and Philly doing circles. So he you don't keep like damn you can't believe you bam, baby. This is what happened is Keith came in right after. And he had his he had already gone to jokes on a napkin. He was going to wing it. And Ben Bailey, when I was written holy shit jokes, killed it. Stupid Keith came in, took a hot one, bombed. SD went on stage to get him off. He told you get away from

me. Well, you almost hit SD must knock knock the road. You know, Keith gets mad. And he fucking boot. But it's all comics. You're going stretch more. Do more. He was like, took a hot one. Yeah, Keith took a nice shovel to the chin. Oh, my fucking. We actually meet you. You then you moved to New York. You had that fucking shitty Honda. Oh, no, I was a Geostorm. Yeah, the Geostorm Yeah, you just give me rides I used to live with my gaps. I used to live with my guffs in Queens, New York And when I was warming up for the Cosby show in 97 right I was saying your Cosby Sun got murdered shit

Yeah, man, and so and my F. was struggling doing the Southern circuit, all the ghetto rooms and all the other stuff. Then he would bring Master P. When Master P. wasn't famous, he'd bring Master P. CDs, then he's bought from Master P out of his truck to the apartment. And we were listening to all those Southern rappers

before they even got that big. Now it's an entity. It's a huge conglomerate now. Wow. MassPs of multi-millionaire now. Well, my gaps was fucking, I love my gaps, but he was crazy. He's crazy, he's always starting to commit suicide every other day. Well, he was funny, funny, funny.

He'd show up with, you know, you were there every night, but my gaps would show up every once in a while. I'm a one night we went out to eat, and he showed up on a bike. He left and came back on a bike, and we'll let you in a while. I'm in one night we went out to eat and he showed up on a bike. He left and came back on a bike and we'll let you get a bike. And he goes, no, man, there's got seven. I told him I want to take it on a test drive. He's told it. He just took the kid's bike. Mike went to jail for two years for selling drugs. He's a penitentiary dude, man. He was from Indianapolis. I met him in Chicago. Right. He came to New York, that I came to New York. Then we had the same manager,

this guy, a little David Klingman, upper west side Jewish cat with Tom Chistaro. That was mom Anthony Michael Hall's dad. Yeah. Anthony Michael Hall's dad was managing me, my job. Yeah. And then there was a guy named T.K. Kirkland. Yeah, and then there was a guy named T. K. Kirkland Number T to the motherfucking K. Hell yeah! Kirkland, T. K. Kirkland saw me in Chicago, brought me out here to New York to do the circuit. And now I wasn't living here. Yeah, I just came and visited.

Did the circuit, didn't meant Tony Woods. Tony Woods, one of the funniest dudes who shepelle kind of got his style from. Yeah, I know. And he put he took she felt under his wing in Washington, DC. Yeah. And then she felt took his wing and ripped it off and fucked off and beat Tony with it, made it into a rocket.

You're a real. But you're going to say, I'm down. I'm down. Tony. Tony Woods, though, man, one of the sonnest mother fuckers on the planet to this day to this day And he's still around in DC. I saw Tony and DC a couple weeks ago You know, I was trying to do a I did a guest fight at DC improv because I haven't got in there yet

I you know what I can't get in at that club either. They'll never book me a tell Matt Frost I To to to give you a, to say, I'm going to go to DC and do a guest spot because I'm my girl's brother is in college over there. So I said, why don't I do a guest spot? I do a guest spot. Alan Haley was the host that was the head minuso.

It was great. So I hung out with Alan, and I smashed it. But I haven't gotten a response yet. And I'm like, I need a chick that's running it used to be a waitress there Met her a couple years ago before I was a headliner at the seller, right? You know everybody comes at a seller from all around the country in the world, right? So she goes hey, my name's Allison Jaffy. I'm on waitress at the DC improv you should come to the improv You're so good. I said well when I headline I'd love to come down there Years later, I become a headliner.

She's running it now. She doesn't answer any of my emails. Yeah. That's the story of that. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know, dude. They've never, I've never worked there.

And I get people, you know, why don't you come to DC? And Patrice, that's like his favorite club out of all clubs. Yeah. And I've never, I don't never stand. No, man. I don't, no, it's, it's silly. It's silly. No, Robert, I'm sorry. It's a bunch of, it's a bunch of control freaks.

You know, I don't know if they have something against people. I mean, I don't know anybody over there. I know that I got a lot of love when I showed up. And I was like, Tony Woods was there and it of love when I showed up and I was like, Tony Woods was there and it was awesome, you know, and everybody's like, yeah, we'll put it in a word for you. And I'm like, there's nothing we've done to these people, man. We can work good headliners. We're very good headliners. When we go there, we build fans. What is the problem? And what the problem is too is a lot of these color are to think that every comedian is going to sell out.

Let me tell you something. 99% of comedians are not going to sell out. 99% of comedians don't have a TV show. Well, you have to, you have 52 wins in the year. You have to look at this too. A lot of these clubs in the last six years, seven years, when comics started doing these theater tours, a lot of these clubs got fucking shut out.

So they went when they built these new clubs, they're 500 cedars. You're going from 150, 200 cedars, which is what a comedy club should be. That's it. You shouldn't be, when you're doing comedy clubs, it should be that small. Low ceiling, small crowd, people like fucking jazz right like New York City clubs exactly But they went and did these 500 c to 600 c to 700 700 and then you show up But also we got to do Thursday through Sunday right so you know You got a guy coming in on Friday and Saturday doing four shows

You know I got a Thursday in a Sunday show that's taking people away from, if I came on Friday and Saturday, I'd fill up those shows, but I'm taking people on Thursday and you're also what you're doing. You're giving away tickets. You're not allowing people to buy tickets too. So where, you know, you go in and I've got people go, dude, I was going to bring 10 people who were coming on Friday. They called me and gave me fucking tickets to give me 20 tickets for free. It's like, dude, you just lost. You just lost me money, because you didn't fucking, I get it.

Yeah, that's why you got to fucking put in certain things in your thing. I pumped or sold or. Yeah, in the rider, the contract, there is things that I do. But I mean mean you know the one thing on technology has changed the game on all levels it's changing game from podcast it was time and comedians didn't don't damn podcast I did it you know you started it early but I'm saying I did part let's just get this

on the record please okay all right all right I did a podcast fucking years you did you started off all these knuckleheads I I started look at Billy Burr's podcast the first one listen to it. It's me setting up his podcast Wow, because I have it. Yeah, it's fucking one of the most successful podcasts really on the internet Yeah, better cheaper the Billy Burr's podcast is great, but um, yeah, dude I started podcasts me and Colin Quinn I would just call him up on my phone record it and throw it up on the internet

This is called podcast with his podcast Colin Quinn's podcast called jackass. What is it called? Well, come on. Thanks. You know, like Colin. I love no, I love Colin Colin just person me out the other day. Oh, no, I love I want to see his play. I pay 59 Boxicles. He is great 150 a ticket. What the I pay 59 to sit in see his money 150 a ticket what the I pay 59 to sit in the middle with these two Jewish ladies I sat up front and I said I seen this before I did do it but he did I met him

after the show he gave me tickets to he when they were taping it he's just to call me I said look because I wanted to pay for it I wanted to support and they gave me tickets and I was like you know what that's great and what I'm walking in I'm and he's just to call me, I've said, look, because I wanted to pay for it. I wanted to support them. They gave me tickets. And I was like, you know what? That's great.

And when I'm walking in, I'm like, these are v, these are gonna be great seats. I'm fucking the star of the show. I talk to them every day. Get my tickets. I'm expecting, you know, sir, come this way, right up front. The lady went, she didn't walk in my seat, you know why?

It was right inside the door to the left behind the camera. Last second to last row. And there was a guy behind you with Tourette's. No. I'm not kidding. What? Yeah. Curse him. I cursed him out. I called him up. You mother fucker. Really? I'm your fucking one of your best friends. These second row to the last behind. I watch, I could have watched a show in the camera like it would have been a better photo. I saw a stupid column.

And then when I waited, I said, hey, I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna talk to the guy, a column, he goes to the guys, I said, he goes, what's your name? I go, Colin really has security. No one is here. Everyone left. Everyone left angry.

I'm here because I know the guy. It was actually a great show. It was good. It was good. Colin came in his little theater shirt. You know, black shirt. He had like a after theater shirt. A one-man show shirt.

One man's show shirt. Well, the shit out of me with him. It was like a little Colin goes, hey, man, still had his makeup on? Just to make him look even more professional. I said, listen, Manelli. All right. Don't don't you take your stupid makeup off.

But I said, I said, I supported him. I came by myself. I trained this game. We ain't way up. Sorry. We happened. It's a whole talking shit. Not talking specific shit. Well, no, because what we were talking about was interesting.

What do the comedy clubs? Well, the comedy clubs, and I've tried to tell, you know, I've talked about this on podcast before, that, you know, you get all these fans that are out there. And, you know, you got the way you support a comedian. And people give me shit on Twitter too, because I'll, you know, you always get shit, because I'll promote my shows on Twitter on Facebook.

Dude, that's all you do is promote your shows. What else are you supposed to do? Well, because they don't understand that I need people to come to the show. I don't need emails after like, hey, when are you coming to Chicago? Yeah. I was there last night,

four days, motherfucker. Yeah. I got to get it out there. The more people that show up and support, I can't tell you people like this last week at Miami, people came, they were like, dude, we've seen you every time you were out in the match. So I've been here for a time. I mean, they're very supportive. You gotta get out there and show up at the club because

that's the only way you get to come back. You gotta show the fuck up. But that's the thing I say about technology affecting things. One thing that comedy comedy is not really of technology is not really affected comedy. If the only thing it's doing it's it's it's just bringing a lot of false comedians headlining that are selling out because of their 10 million hits on YouTube. But then they then they show up and they only got 20 minutes. That's the only thing that it's it's fooling a lot of people. But guys like me and you that have decent numbers. Do decent numbers. It's just a matter of me getting a chance to go in that club, prove myself, and

if people go, damn, I'm coming back, dude, holy shit. And they recognize you from stuff. They're stuff they recognize you from. From there, it takes, it's a combination of shit. The club owners have to know that you're going to build your audience. They got to bring you back. Not once every three years. They don't work that way. You lose momentum.

You gotta bring me back. There's 52 weeks in the year, dude. You can spread it out. All the big hidden comics are not coming every week. Some of them are doing theaters. So you know what you do? You get the middle class dudes. The middle class dudes, why are you gonna fucking hire a whack-ass local dude

and everybody's disappointed. Right. Come on. Great comedy, good comedy, people come back to that shit that has never failed. Good comedy, people come back to funny. You don't have to be a no-name dude. Right. That's some bullshit. Well here's the thing though, look, the certain clubs too that, you know, there's certain clubs that I love to play. Yeah. That I mean, the people that are there a nice that matters to I mean I've played some clubs that maybe the numbers were good or bad but I'll never go back

there again because it's like fuck that I don't want to fucking be treated that way I don't want to have to deal with those type of crowns right if I go back there it's going to be on my own terms with just fans there's nothing better than doing a comedy show. I was talking to Billy Gardell about this. You know, Billy's fucking great comedian, funny guy, but he was in the same position. We're talking about right now a couple of years ago,

a year ago before the show hit. And then when the show came on and it's a great mic and Molly fucking funny show, Gardell's hilarious. Wow, nice. Well, he said, I showed up at Gotham, and it was all fans. It was all people that came to see him.

That he said, it was so awesome. It was nothing like it. When everybody in the room knows what they're in for and that they're to see you, it's the best you can possibly be as a comedian. And I think that's when a lot of comedians actually hit their stride, you know, and, you know, like Louis. I mean, Louis, look, Louis was in round for years. People didn't know he was a fucking, I mean, they knew him as a comic, but he didn't,

he wasn't selling out fucking shows, theaters. Not at all. Now, he's going to be especially with that kind of style. Well, he was doing bananas and shit and Pekipsi and fucking has the kites. Yeah, I want to do bananas. You got to know. Yeah.

No, I'm being real. I know. But you know, saying it's, and then all of a sudden, people realize this guy is one of the funny motherfuckers. He's funny. Funny. And then they show up. But the good thing is he had a chance to hone it.

So by the time people like him producing shows and directing movies and his own shows, he's such a hard worker and such a good comedian. And so his style now when people come see him they go, this dude is the real. Yeah, but he's he's connected a couple of things. He's you know, he's talking about this. His writing and his comedy connected, you know, where now he can be writing stuff for the show and bringing on stage. You can put stuff on stage and bring it to the show. You know, where these things are connected now. So he

can literally just, you know, that fucking, I just bought the EVO. What a, and it fucking shit phone and go up and talk for fucking 10 minutes about what a shit phone the evil is. And then it's like hilarious because it's in his thing, it's in his way. So, you know, I think, you know, expect, but if you look at early Louis, it's not that funny. Google that shit YouTube early Louis on the shows, you know, he has some corny shit, man. Yeah. You know, it's a jelling thing and it's a growing Yeah, some maturity thing like yeah, when in me and you came out We always used to get accused of being loud mouth Well, fuck it's just very loud with energy and we were always at the bottom of the list It was like it was like it was like nicks bulls. It was like you and me. It was red socks jacket me you you me

We switched places remember? We're always on the last the end of the show Because of our energy because we were funny dudes. I don't care what anybody says. We were funny dudes and then everybody was like Well, all you guys do is yell I said no, we have material We may not the material may not be is made not a caught up to our our personalities, but we're still growing now I watch your shit now. I'm like wow, what a change You're like it's just mature shit because it's natural right we naturally growing today you can't rush Well, it's weird too is I know I don't I don't sweat anymore. I don't I'm not out of breath That right. I'm not I don't ever come off stage

Sweating you know I used to I used to fucking I used to come off stage I fucking wet, you know, I mean skinny or fat We worked hard for our fucking Yeah, we worked hard and we wanted people to like us and we really it was it was our passion to be liked What was another thing too is that I used to see Colin yeah, I think I was like Norton and Nick DiPolo Talking just talking and I remember I talked it Tony Niktapalo talking. Just talking. And I remember, Tony Woods was a thing in this too, where he, you know, I'd watch him and he knows where to put the energy.

And he knows where not to. And that way, when the energy does come out, it's way more powerful. It's a, it's a, that's what my manager told me. He said to think about physical comics, and he said, this is natural though, from Jim Carrey to, you all, of thing about physical comics, and he says, this is natural, though, from Jim Carrey to all of all physical comics today and to ever. It's just, you're going to always want to use physical stuff because as you mature, you're

going to know, okay, I don't even need to be physical on that part. The joke stands by itself. But then when you do, it's like, wow, it means so much more. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're not just doing it to do it. Because you know you're physical and funny. But then you, now it's almost like you're entertaining a baby.

Right. You know, now you're talking to adults, and now you can actually have a conversation with them. That's why when I watched him, Norton, he's just having a goddamn conversation. Yeah, like Colin too, he actually said to me once on, it's like, you know, all these people, like, this, this is the style that's funny. Yeah. Everybody likes their own click and style. And they're into it. He goes, you, you, you know, all these people, like, this, this is the style that's funny and everybody likes their own click and style. And they're into it. He goes, you, you, you're fucking idiots. You should, you should have, adapt every little style.

You should be physical. You should have good written jokes. You should try to be a little different. You, there's all kinds of fucking, you should take it all. I mix martial arts. And put it into your exact mix martial arts, man. You got to learn every, nowadays, a lot of learning everything. You, I wouldn't I wouldn't you learn how to punch to kick to do groundwork. Yeah, it's no different. It's no because that's what It's like Jeff Singer told me you know Montreal right he should say bad your Material we didn't we don't know your point of view. I used to get so angry. I go almost funny though I killed who gives a damn right now. Years later, I get in Montreal with no problem. Now I'm part of the Montreal crew. I can do the tour. You've done the tour, which is smart move. And now they'll call you for stuff.

Now you don't really have to worry about auditioning for anything. Well, here's a thing. Here's a thing too, though, is that we get so impatient as comics. We get so fucking scared. We get so afraid, because we see people under us passing us. We see people over us just fading away. And then you see yourself and you get stuff and it's, oh my God, and it's great. And then it comes down, the rollercoaster comes down.

You gotta get back in line to get on the ride again. And you get so fearful and fucked up. And the one thing I learn in those instances get back in line to get on the ride again and you get so fearful and fucked up. And the one thing I learn in those instances is when you just go back to work. You go back and be quiet. Like go with a fucking being afraid and go write a script or go fucking write a new hour. Or go start filming some shit or do a fucking dumb podcast and just fucking

Don't just go back to work. Yeah, and that work that you do now in the quiet time where you're maybe struggling Or fucking worried about money or worried about where you're gonna be in fucking five or ten years That shit will come into play the next time you get a fan next time you get a Fan the business. Yeah, and you know all of a sudden you'll have things going on and people want to know Well, how did you know? How what do you what whoa? I'm hearing shit about what's going on with you? It's like dude. I shut my face. I was sad on my computer Yeah, and I wrote started to do hard work I just started to look I've worked more in the last year than I've worked on my computer and I wrote. Started to do hard work. I just started to look, I've worked more in the last year

than I've worked in my whole career. I've done more work in the last year than I've done in my whole career. And you know, with that movie with Billy and Joe. Yeah, doing your own thing. Well, that was, why are we waiting? Why am I yelling at my agent and my man, all these people, why don't you,

huh, what, fuck it? I got a couple extra bucks. I'll fucking save some cash. You got some let's fuck let's just do it Let's make our own shit that way. I don't have to get our I don't have to audition I'm the fucking producer, okay? Yeah, I I I'm in it. I'm one of the stars And we get to bring other people in yeah, And then we did that shit just for us. And it worked out. Dude, all of a sudden, Comedy Central wanted it. We took it back, paid for it, put our money up, boom, boom, and try back up.

And then fucking all this other shit starts happening. But you know what comes with that? We'll work. That's right. Work, work, it gets worked. Work, work, work. And for not a lot, there's no guarantees. So it's, you know, like, you know, me and you have been at the highest of highs.

And we've been at the fucking lowest of lows more than one time. And it's at the lows is when you sit there and you start, well, you start fucking looking around. Like, well, why aren't you doing your job? Yeah. And you forget the weight of minute, I can do anything I want because I can create anything I can fucking do any I can write a whole one-man show yeah yeah nobody just you have no material and I can go and do it at a somewhere at a club they'll

always give you the room to do it and I can get out I can write a whole movie script and try to sell it yeah I can write a fucking set of... There's a lot of freedom. I can film a short film. Yeah. I shot last year, I shot that White Women's workout. I did a bunch of sketches because I wanted to put something together to do with my own sketch comedy show. And I have friends in LA, you know,

these two guys that were big fans of mine. One is a cameraman for Dancing to Stars. His father is a big time director, but they would come to the lab factory. They saw me say, Hey, man, you know, we should just do our own thing. I got a I got camera equipment. I'm a cameraman. I have a lot of shit. And we believe in you and my other buddy. He's a writer. Let's just start doing shit. Right. And so we shot about five six seven. I mean, sketches a bunch of stuff. It was like, it's like sort of the God-free show, whatever. Right. So we put one up on Funny or Die, and it's at 2,000,000, 33,000, it's called the White Women's Workout.

Right. It's just a spoof on, I play this dude who scares white women in a shape to racism and exercise. That's funny. And where can you see this? On Funny or Die.com, Funny or Die.com, or YouTube White Women's Workout. OK. And it went viral.

But we didn't wait for somebody. We did it, and it got viral. And it went into different websites. And I got a lot of people like, you're winning, you're going to do the second part. So it's just another taking initiative. And that gave me some hope, because I was like, you audition, I read for SML, I audition for this.

They never choose me. And I't, I don't think it's anything personal, but it's just maybe I don't fit these people's things. You know what I mean? We've always been strong comedians. We've been good comedians. We've had personality, so shit. But I'm like, something is not, and my girl who is, I thank God that she's a very truthful person even though it hurts our egos. She's so truthful. She goes, this is what your problem is. You're lazy.

She doesn't know problem telling me the truth, right? You're fucking lazy. I go, what do you mean I'm fucking lazy? I fucking go on stage. She goes, that's not what I'm talking about. You're on stage. That is what you can do in your sleep, right? You can do that in your sleep.

She goes, I'm a mathematical genius. I can do that math shit in. Yeah. She goes, I'm a mathematical gene. I can do that math shit in my sleep. Right. But guess what? In between, you got to learn to start making your work. You got to get up, get on the computer, start making your work, start being more organized in the business part. Right. Everybody works hard. You're not the only fucking person here. Right. Work hard. You know, yell at me, please. Sorry, because I'm not you. I'm doing my podcast space. Yeah, I don't yell at you.

Can people see the mic works? I know the mic works. I'm listening, man. I'm doing my black caucus talk. Shut up. The black community has to come up with another solution, brother. Listen, listen. I'm saying, she's saying you need time to work it.

Just like what we were talking about what you. I just said yeah, you gotta get your own shit. Well, it's it's about the work. Yeah, it's about the work. I remember I you know I call calling up one day and I was flipping out about shit.

Yeah, and he goes just go back to work. Yeah, he goes go back to work. Just go back to your work. He goes to see on the control. All the only control is what you do With a pen and a piece of paper on a computer. So you got you can't control your agent You can't control your man. You can't control the comedians. No, it's like fucking. Yeah, that's all you can do

So if you're fucking working all day not all day, but you're you're hustling Yeah, during the day, but you're hustling during the day, writing shit, coming up with shit, and making your car. And then doing your comedy at night and switching it up and trying to come up with new shit, which is fucking hard. And then it is hard. And then then then you'll reap the benefits. Yeah. At least inside, you'll be like, you'll feel all right. To be good with the start. You know what I'm saying? Because the energy, it's all about, this is true. They say wealth is energy. The energy you put out, it always comes back to you. That's scientific fact.

Right. And reaction is equal opposite reaction. Like the energy we bring out, like negative blaming, blaming, we're always gonna run into those situations. It's gonna come back to us. Right. And it always returns to you in some kind of way, whether it's money, whether it's relationships, whatever you get out, whatever you reap, you sow. So, it's like when you start to work hard, it's not really putting some really solid work in and shutting your face like you did. Yeah. And doing your thing, stuff starts to come around, man.

like you did, and doing your thing, stuff starts to come around, man. Stuff starts, you start to build that momentum in the energy in the cosmos, man. Right? And this starts to connect. The people start to call you back and this that. And because then you feel good, when you've done your hard work, because it's yours, you haven't blamed anybody, you worked hard yourself, you rolled up your sleeves, and worked hard yourself. Well, here's a regardless of what's going on with your agents or your managers. You're putting work in, you know?

It's hard. It's a combination of everything, man. Hang on a second. I got some questions. I put out a tweet in a Facebook about, uh, yeah, I had you on. It's funny that some people thought I was talking about Gilbert. Oh, no, the fuck is wrong with these people.

Wait a minute. I feel like where are we? Where are I? Are you? He's hanging. Hang on. One second. One second.

All right. So we're going to do some questions. From some of the fans, I had people email me. Yeah, I know this is a quick podcast because you get a bail But I wanted to get you and you'll be back on again, too This is from I don't know who the fuck this is from whatever Should we remain should the private lives of politicians be on display if

he is doing a good job does it really matter that he tweeted his weener. I think that you know I think that first of all the social networking has ruined the Pim K personally you can't really do much you can't I think that it's stupid that they're showing

the stuff that he's done. If he's done a good job, you don't send a picture. Yeah, that was stupid. It was done very far. It did the same thing. As a guy, you have to be a taker, not a giver. You have to be a taker. Nobody wants to see what's funny is what's funny. First of all, women don't want a photo of a guy's cock. That's not true. Who does? Hey, man, I don't know. Did you see it? What was wrong? I saw it. Why did you see it? It looked like a fucking Fucking wild mushroom. Oh wow Like a portabello. I was just fucking off nasty. Oh, but it's like nobody like you're taking a picture There's no angle of a cock.

That's right. But the girl probably said, show me your thing. You know the reason why she said, show me your thing. Right. It's because he took it. He's got pictures of her tits and cut. Okay. Okay.

So they need you to do it too. Then I want it. They're not going to look at you dick and jerk off to it. I think as a women are visual like that. Right. As a public figure, he hit that was stupid. It was dumb. But the social networks, it's killing people, man.

No, this is what's killing people, man. Everyone, I think it was stupid on his part, but I don't think that, you know, it shouldn't affect his job. So what, he did that. Who doesn't do that kind of crap? A lot of people have done it. I think that it would be, you know, it's just embarrassing. Look at Spencer, man.

Spencer was coming with positives, and know, it's just embarrassing. Look at Spencer, man. Spencer was going with prostitution. He got a show on CNN. But the smart thing he did was he quit right away. He said, all right, boom, I'm out. And he waited. Look at Clinton. He's going to blow job in the White House. But, you know, you're supposed to go.

The fact is, is that, you know, if it's, and what about the girl? Where is this chick? What is this bitch? The whiskey? No, the chick chick all the chicks that these guys Where the fuck are they? Well, they get paid off to delete the story. They get fucking they become famous They become thousandaires a millionaires right and these guys lose their fucking lives That's a good fucked up man. It's stupid, but you know You get caught up in that social networking thing man the pictures. I mean come on camera phones have ruined the pervert

You know what I mean? It ruined the pervert everybody wants oh, you'll show me real quick picture And then there's paper trails texting trails. I know he's pissed like god dang it You know you get caught up in that stuff man. You're gonna be like Jim Norton What is Jim just pays? He has a nutty boy phone and a good boy Some people have here's another question not somebody he said that you're supposed to do shows in South Africa I was supposed to do shows in South Africa, but I couldn't do them because the deal that we had, I was supposed to do 25 shows, like hosts or something, and the deal the money was just,

it was basically like, they were paying me like, oh, black South Africa. Basically, it was apartheid when it came to the money. So as Mandela would say, that was some bullshit. You're gonna have to win a soccer game. Yeah, that was a soccer game. What am I, you think this is the best thing? Yeah, I doing it. Um, I mean, that's why I didn't do South Africa. So you're not gonna do it. I don't think so. Hopefully I would love

to come to because I say it's really beautiful and I would love to come. Yeah. And and I hope that I get to perform for the Blacks and the Whites together. Right. And I don't know. I hope that the Deer the Money is better because 25 shows shows a lot and they were trying to kind of Nickel and die me on that. No, no really. I mean yeah, I hope to go just to see South am I mean I would go But it's a lot that's a lot of work. They really want to be do a lot of work It's like I would see South Africa, but not really right in the truck. You're having nothing to show You know them say yeah get in the truck

I mean, not that a show. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, get them to drop. I'm so much in. What's your call to see South Africa? Somebody will fucking bulls the ass. Yeah. Said that you work at John Ritter on Problem Child. John Ritter?

Did you work with John Ritter? I'm Problem Child. No, I never worked with John Ritter, but I live on Ritter Street in the Bronx. I honestly, John Ritter Street. I don't live on, I mean, John Ritter, but I never worked honestly John Ritter Street. I don't live I mean Charles Ritter but I never worked with John Ritter but John Ritter blesses Seoul was one of the funniest actors around. You know I never worked with John Ritter. Okay we'll go to

we're gonna go someone asked about Seoul Plane. Seoul Plane with Snoop Dogg. That was a couple of you. It was a ghetto, horrible and Kevin Hart was the star of that movie. Yes. But I can I can this is what I can't tell you Hanging out with Snoop Dogg for nine days was the coolest shit I've ever done He's the coolest guy ever. I'm friends with him now, right and it was so booty. Let's just out hail No me and got me hanging out in that air plane. It was fun. You know making that movie I knew it was gonna be horrible because you everybody let me tell you How it came that my manager's like my agent's at the time was William Morris

They say there's a shit. There's a movie called soul plane and every and you know as a script you It's it's ghetto is hell. It's gonna. It's the dumbest shit ever. Do you want to go for it? I said well, I haven't had an audition in six months. Yes. Let's just do it. Snoop Dogg's the pilot. He said as the pilot. I said, well, hell, if I'm going to go ghetto, let me go with the most popular ghetto person in the world. Snoop Dogg. I audition for it. And let me tell you something. Black people can say whatever they want. They're embarrassed. Every black actor was there reading for it. I ain't be got no weapons. I don't want to hear that shit. Everybody was in their auditioning for it. But the plane had rims.

They had rims, but that's just how that all that is. It's a joke from Dev Jam. I know. You know what I mean? You imagine a day had a black plane? That's all it is. And you know what? Now it's a ghetto hit.

It's a classic. And you know what? I get mad love. Somebody wants to know why you have just one name. Um, because my last name is long and people ruined it. And I knew that. I don't know you lot. And you know, I, you don't know my last name.

I have no you for 15 years. I didn't know you had a last name. I have one. What is it? Sucker. What is it? D'Afris Sucker. No, what's the last name?

It's Dan Chima. Your last name is Godfrey. Dan Chima. Dan Chima. Your last name is Godfrey? Dan Chima. Dan Chima. Junior. Junior. Right on. Dan Chima is a fucking badass name.

Is that your acting name? My acting name. So when you're on film, it's D'Afrid Dan Chima. D'Afrid Dan Chima. You know what mine is? What's your Robert Patrick Kelly? No, I couldn't because it was already Robert Patrick Kelly. What is your, and those already Robert Kelly?

What is that? What is that? The Relly and Robert. I still use Robert Kelly. What is yours? And those are already Robert Kelly. What is that? What is that? The Relly and Robert. I still use Robert Kelly. What is that? And they don't say anything. But if they do say so, if the Robert Kelly

that I have my name before me says something, I have to go to Robert Donlin Kelly. And there's a couple things that I've done that it says Robert Donlin Kelly. Really? Robert Donlin? Yeah, that's my fucking, I like that name. It's my grandfather's name. Oh, wow.

Okay, I'm saying it about Dan Chima. Dan Chima is my popsicle. I didn't hear me go, fucking. All right, dude, all right. I didn't do Dolman Kelly. What the fuck? The doctor was played by Robert Dolman Kerry. Somebody, sorry.

Somebody said, anyways, what is this? Hmm, they said you laugh loud. Oh, yeah, all right next. Yeah, we already talked about yeah, you laugh loud. I'm loud, dude. I'm loud, but you're loud. It's not like something that you do to Because it's like an act. It's like some people acquire it. I mean Todd Barry's. He's creepy. Well, he's silent and creepy. Well, it's like this. Hey, man. What's up, guys? Yeah, but it's like you're loud. You're a you're a fucking energetic guy. That's me. This is you. That's it. I'm loud too.

But I'm loud. I'm angry. Yeah, I fucking flip out. But you're a loud guy, but that's just you. That's me, I laugh out. And I had to tell you to shut up a couple times in the morning. So I'm like, you're blowing the mic out. You talk a lot too. I talk.

I'm so much to say. I'm a, we're both gonna shut your mouth and let you get to rough. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You can't shut up. You bashed in bastard fucking you It's the god free. I'm talking to Gilbert Godfrey. I'm not it's not Gilbert Godfrey He got fired from ass like dude. Well another thing. I know you're gonna go

I mean so we're after some yeah When we first met like we were kind of boat you dumped your chick. Yeah, you dumped. I mean you threw away a life. Yeah, man I was dumb. I mean you you were football player or ball. You're looking guys. Funny. Yeah, I mean you girls smoking high guys I love yeah, man. You tossed it tossed it because it was too much and I was being foul and she was it was too much I was you in her life you might you'll you you would you would you would get some fucking Box and you too me too. You got box to but here's the thing dude. I'm gonna bring this up what okay? Because you it was like me like I bring chicks around I didn't have a really person you bring chicks around and might have a problem Is you because you are good looking and you can talk I

Remember I bring chicks down you were my chick test. Oh really? I bring chicks down and if they walked down They're like oh god for he's so nice. I wouldn't I'd be like I you're out It is not because you're an asshole. I never this was no what yeah fuck on the bring this up. Okay cock suck. I Brought this chick down, okay, I went on stage. I come out Uh-huh and peek around the corner and you mother fucker and you remember this I Flipped out. I told you to go fuck yourself. Really went right your face. I go fuck I do This is like when was there a special day? You were getting the bitches number I was and curly here fucking Milano bitch whose fault is that hers exactly?

I didn't look man. I said I didn't look first of all I didn't know yours I didn't look man, I said I didn't look first of all I didn't know yours No, she wasn't you saw me walk in mother fucker you see me with that before I did mother Let's not play this game 10 years later. Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right I think you know you talk now you fucking yaps you yap and you'll play I come out you getting her number I walked out and I go really got free and when fuck you you to get into some gangster shit. Let's do this baby. That's the Mac 1973 Richard Pratt she yeah, yeah, she followed me like 10 blocks. No, I was really good But here's got the ass well here's the fun thing that is the fucked up part is how fucked up I was is the night before the part is how fucked up I was as the night before. Mm-hmm. Her only defense was that she suck my friend.

I made her suck my friend's dick. Wow. In front of me the night before. What? Yeah. So she was like, I sucked his cock. Ha ha ha ha. I had some tips.

So, so, so, so, so, you know, even I had no kind of ground to stand on. Right, because why should it be mad that she's- Why are you with me? I was that smooth, huh? Well, I was a hussuscum, and you couldn't let us suck any of you. I could have if I let it happen. If you let it happen, it was my decision. Wow.

But you were a force. You wouldn't let me live like that. No, if you came behind, if you came to your dude, she's fine. I'm like, yo, what happened to something else? I don't know if that would work if I say, hey, Robert, you know, the girl you think she you know, you're a dude. She saw it. I'm like, yo, what are you with? I don't know if that would work. If I say, hey, Robert, you know, the girl you with thinks she can suck my dick. You don't say it like that.

Dickhead. Come on, dog. We pull it. You don't say it like that. You think she can go suck my balls right quick, brother? Here's another time. What is that? We, I brought like eight girls down the cell.

Right. Smoking. Yeah. It was only one girl. Right. I got those two girls. I said, I grabbed you before I went down because you talk, man. You have to give the gab, especially the brawds, man. You'll make them laugh and blow up. My technique is a little more vampire.

And I glam bitches. Yeah, you fight their next. You, you fucking, what's up? You've there. Yeah, I'm like, what up? So, I told you before we met them, I go, look, I'm fucking, I'm with this one. This one right here. And if you fuck, I go, number one, you don't talk to her. Number two, if you fucking talk over me, yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill you. I go,

no, if I was talking, you don't talk, don't, and I remember we were talking and everything was going smooth. You were talking to the chicks. I was hanging with this one it was awesome and I started telling a story and then you fucking jumped over me and I keep you so hard on the day and you know when oh oh oh shit Joe damn damn we got to continue this man yeah we'll do part two well we'll do part two maybe next week we'll do it next. Well, we'll do part two maybe next week. We'll do it next week. But yeah, back in the day, we get stories.

And I know, I mean, the thing is, it's great that I have a history with a lot of the comics that I know that everybody is like, oh, I love Jim Norton. I love that. I can't even realize the history that we all have. We've been around each other for a long time, which I'm very proud of. Well, yeah, I want to start.

I want to talk about, I actually want to talk about, because me and you kind of separated, we started together in New York, and we kind of got success, me with tour guys and you with some movies and stuff, and we kind of went our own way, and now we're kind of back in New York again, and we're hanging out, and this, I want to talk about that time in between being on the road and stuff like that. There was a fan who actually sent the email and above being on the road. But we'll pick this up next week. Let's do it next week.

This is part one of God free with God free talking shit. The Odyssey of God free of Robert Kelly, baby 15. Another? I don't know what the fuck that is. I don't know that one. It's just barking and peck people do when they end shit. You're in a white guy's house. I know I'm in a white guy's house, but still though.

I just want to bar. You got dogs here, so I say, that's the way we end off. What's your Twitter? My Twitter is Godfrey comedian. Godfrey comedian is my Twitter. Facebook, Godfrey comedian comedian Facebook is my fan page trying to get the fan page numbers up Check out white women's workout on funny or die calm or YouTube right and just look out on the comedy selling New York City And you know, I'm gonna have my new website up soon got free comedian Dot com coming out in the next two months and then my hour special for comedy central august eight is called black by accident

that's what it is black by accident man and that's coming out august eight hour special i will fucking check it out with my man at the stuff next week let's do that let's let's make slapping hands down right on I'm going right now to talk about a little post show UFC because I think it is with God free but this weekend is a big fucking weekend UFC we have Shane Karin fighting junior dos Santos I've been waiting for this fight for a long time I'm real excited I'm excited to see Shane Karin fight again especially at the new weight he's looked like he's

dropped a fucking fucking a hundred pounds. I think it's only like 20 something but he the thin he's ripped. I want to see if it's gonna actually help him or hurt him. You know when he was bigger it's just a fucking monster. You know he ran out of gas. He had Brock Lesnar down, had the fight won, and then he just adrenaline dumped and lost everything. And couldn't fight second round, came out of the legs, didn't work. So he just got tapped out, tapped out by fucking Brock Lesnar, of all things, tapped out. Jesus Christ, I'm a big huge Shane Karin fan. I like the guy. I love that he still has a job.

He's intelligent and he's fucking got baseball mitts for hands. But I love Junior Dostantos too. Nice guy, Brazilian dude, fucking tough as fucking nails, Jiu-Jitsu, can knock people out. This fight is a better fight than junior versus Brock. To me, I'd rather see this fight than that fight. So my pick for that fight, I'm going to pick Shane Carwin. I know, I'm just picking Shane Carwin because I want him to win. Let's just put it that way.

I don't think he's going to win. I think Junior is just better. He's been at that weight. He's faster. He's used to being the way he's at. He didn't drop 20 to 30 pounds to get there. He's probably going to win. But I think Shane Karin, if what he did worked, if him losing the weight and

cutting down and getting his cardio up and doing all the new shit that he did to get to where he's at, if it works, I think he's gonna win. So I'm picking Shane Collin. Kenny Florian, Boston boy, fucking love him. He's had a new weight, 155. And he's fighting Diago Noons. It's going to be a great fight. I don't know.

I haven't seen Kenny fight in a while. You know, he's one of my favorite fighters. I love Kenny Florian. But you know, you saw him just finishing fights and then after he fought BJ, it was like a different fighter. And then he went up and down and now he's at this new weight. And I don't know. I think it's going to be a great fight though. I can't wait to see. I love seeing Kenny flight fight. When I lose, I like seeing Kenny fight. He always puts on a show. So it's actually gonna be,

that one I'm really into. Damien Maya against Mark Munoz, Munoz. This can be a great fight too. I was watching Mark actually train, fuck, I can never remember his man, Mila. So Damien Maya, I don't know man He's you know the greatest jujitsu guy on the fucking planet supposedly, but You know he doesn't know to throw a punch and but when he fought when he fought Anderson he you know he lost, but he fucking gave it all he had. He's not a quitter, man.

He's a fucking warrior. And, you know, when he does get the hold of somebody, his jitsu is, it's the way you want to see jitsu done in the octagon. You know, sometimes you see jitsu, and it's, you know, it's really hard because you don't see them trying to get to position and get to where they need to do it. It taps somebody.

All of a sudden, it just blows them. They get the armor, they get the neck, and they tap them out. This guy goes from position to do to tap somebody all of a sudden just boom they get the armor they get the neck and they tap them out This guy goes from position to position to position it's it's like he has this choice of fucking submissions and some of his fights So it's really it's really cool to watch him actually Pull off his his jiu-jitsu. So that's gonna be a great fight And and I mean there's a whole card is fucking Sam Stout is fighting, which is fucking great, and always the undecards are fucking awesome. Uh, I can't, this is gonna be a great week, and mainly the main event is fucking huge.

It's in Vancouver. The fucking bronze are up there. I'm a Boston fan. So hopefully this weekend the the Bruins take another game. I love Vancouver, one of my favorite cities on the planet. I love British Columbia, Victoria. I love playing Canada, but fuck you, the Bruins. I want them to win.

And I want Shane, Karwin, to fucking win. It's going to be a good fight. So those are my picks. I think, well, I only picked one, but I think I'm pretty sure Shane Karwin's going fucking win. It's gonna be a good fight. So those are my picks. I think, well, I only picked one, but I think I'm pretty sure Shane Collins is gonna win. That's why I want to win. I think Kenny Florian has a good shot, hopefully. These are all weight changes and stuff a little shit going on. I'm not gonna buy the fight. I'm actually working at the comedy show this weekend, so I'll probably be checking it out on Twitter, but I'm actually working at the comedy show this weekend, so I'll probably be checking it out on Twitter, but I'm excited for this fight.

This is going to be a great heavyweight fight. Something else I wanted to talk about was, I keep saying all my know, because I do that a lot when I'm by myself, because I can't think like a fluid stream of thoughts doesn't happen in my retarded brain, especially when I'm just fucking literally throwing the shit up and talking about it as I go. So I apologize for the boringness of that whole UFC thing. But what are you gonna do? I wasn't that prepared for it.

Another thing I wanna talk about that was the New York Assemblyman speaker, Shelton Silver, effectively killed the 2011 MMA bill. This fucking douchebag, I guess he's the most powerful guy in the fucking assembly or whatever he is. He's been a Democrat for 34 years. And everybody listens to him and he basically said that there wasn't enough interest in the bill, which is stupid. It's fucking stupid.

I mean, it was voted on past 16 to 3, 42 to 8 in the state senate. There's interest. People want this. It's a lot of money to be made in New York City. Never mind the fans in New York, the fighters that come from New York. It's the greatest city in the fucking world and they don't have MMA. I mean, they can make 16 million for a fight. Un-fucking-believeable that they don't have this.

So this guy's a fucking dickhead, speaker, sheldon, silver, douchebag. So it's dead once again. New York, we don't have to go to Jersey or wherever the fuck a flight of egg is to see a fight. I mean, just fucking blows. I can't wait for the day, but I can walk down 10 blocks to see a UFC fight. And the fact that they still have the old garden, build a new goddamn stadium. Jesus Christ, fucking shit towns in the middle of nowhere have better stadiums. We still dealing with that shit state.

They didn't build the fucking football stadium on the West Side Highway assholes. So it's dead. Again, it's not happening, which sucks. So, shelving silver, then silver your douche. Another thing that's going on, somebody asked me on the emails if the Gracie should be in Rio. I don't know any about that shit. I mean, of course, if they do, they're doing it in Rio, they should have as many fighters, as many Brazilian fighters on the card as they can, because that's great for them. It's great for the sport, too.

I mean, that's where it all started. Which grace you should fight, I guess, in some type of theme fight. I don't know who he'd fight, but I don't want to see him get his ass kicked again. I don't put him over against Matt Hughes. I don't want to see him get his ass kicked again. You know, I don't put him up against Matt Hughes. I don't want to see him tap out or not tap out, because he has too much Brazilian pride. Put him up against somebody, Frank Shamrock. That'd be a great fight.

Hoist Gracie against Frank Shamrock. I'd fucking see that. But I definitely think he should fight. Definitely be part of it. I can't wait for that, too. That's going to be an amazing fight. I mean, I wish I you should fight. Definitely be part of it. I can't wait for that, too. That's going to be an amazing fight. I mean, I wish I was married. I would go to that. And then, for all you fucking scumbags out there, you know what I'm talking about. So I'm married.

So I'm married. My Brazilian passport is fucking gone. I'll never be able to go there again unless I take her with me, which is the definition of taking sand to a beach. Also today just to clear the air I wrote a couple tweets that offended some fucking nerds which I don't really get. You know I'm cause I'm a fucking nerd this is what my podcast is about it's a fucking nerd. I'm a fucking nerd. This is my podcast about it's a fucking nerd I'm a goddamn nerd that loves porn

Combat sports and tech it's my whole life is about I'm trying to fill a hole with of loneliness and my belly with those fucking And food for one of you guys think it. I'll say it So today I posted just joking because I was watching the keynote this morning and I jokingly said watching the WWDC keynote, all these nerds getting so excited about operating system makes me giggle new notifications. Oh my god. Yay I was I was fucking joking Jesus Christ. You can't fucking win You don't joke. Why don't you why you always promote your gigs? Well say something funny and you say something funny. That's not funny. That's mean shut the fuck up really And you say something funny, that's not funny, that's mean, shut the fuck up. Really?

Loosen the fuck up. God, I was kidding. I'm watching the keynote. I'm a fucking nerd. What grown man in his 40s watches the fucking keynote at 11 in the morning. The whole thing from front to end. I love all the fucking new shit. I have OS 5 on my phone right now.

I got hooked up. I love you nerds. Nerds are my favorite people. I wish when I was a kid instead of doing drugs, drinking, and party, and getting into fucking fights at a park and getting arrested, I was learning about fucking the internet and email and all that bullshit. I wish I was a nerd back then but now I'm a nerd I tend to a nerd into my fucking late 20s actually early I've had a max since I was they came out so I fucking love all you fucking dooby douchebags with blonde hair all you toeheads all you little thin fucking polo wearing khaki son of a bitches you. You my favorite, if you're a nerd,

you're a fucking the shit to me. Rather hang out with you than some fucking tough guy that likes to be people up. I love fucking dweebs, and I love all the new stuff. So I apologize, just loosen your assholes. Jesus Christ, you know, I take the apology back, just lighten the fuck up, and then everybody's responded to it too.

Fucking yeah, I'm a fucking nerd. I went out and bought a brand new phone with a Bluetooth earpiece. The size of a cell phone that I'm gonna put on my ear when I talk on my house phone. I bought a case for my Bluetooth iPad keyboard, wireless keyboard, I bought a case for it. So it looks cooler. I'm a fucking dweeb, I have every gadget out there. I have it all, all of it. Every little fucking dumb thing you can buy,

the main things, and then all the little fucking accessories, I get them. I've been on the internet for the last three days trying to find the perfect bag for my new 15 inch Mac So God bless you if you're a nerd God bless you So that's about it. That's this podcast a little weird fucking Just talked to God for today Kim over. We want to spit one out a fair head throw that you guys just to give you another hour of fucking bullshit and

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