Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Greg Stone & Anthony Devito - Bodacious

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Started the social media Why can't we these back again? We're all starting So fun and crazy and has no rules He's like I'll be a loin' in this There's a more bad-up how to hold sorry That's the comedy podcast This is it NPR
Starting point is 00:00:52 That's the podcast done! Is there any better show? This is the original video He's like a f***er Yes, you know what dude is back. Yeah, it's back. I got the little dude with me. You got the big dude. I got the big dude.
Starting point is 00:01:17 I'm the big, that's the little dude. And we are back for another full-force episode. Yeah, we're back for another full-force episode. Yeah, we're back for an episode. And last week we had Paul Verzy the week before we had Colin Quinn and Keith Robinson and this week we totally go downhill. Yeah, I was just going to get some satisfaction with drinking. That's in satisfaction. You don't get another podcast. Yeah, that's right. And what else we get on? What do we
Starting point is 00:01:53 get on? Hello, what do we get on? What are we wearing? We're wearing the chip. Remember the chip army Right I'm a can debt. You're a can debt. That's right. Yeah, no this I can't say how this is like three insane shows We got two of my favorite people on you got first while you got Greg Stone who I mean one of my I ultimate favorite. And then Gabby's back, another favorite. Yeah. Yeah. It's more an enemy, Anthony the Reader. That's that right, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:02:30 That's my noises as part of this show. Okay, well, all right, buddy. I'm never gonna fly in the air. Gabby, Gabby, if you, my son, could you button it? Just two buttons, please. You can't see anything. It's out of everything. We can see everything We can see everything is the entire world All right, say goodbye
Starting point is 00:03:05 All right, goodbye say goodbye. All right, goodbye. Say goodbye. Goodbye. Bye, guys. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye. See you next time, Max.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Bye, Louis. See you next time, Max. See you next time, Max. See you next time, Louis. See you next time, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. See you next time, Max.
Starting point is 00:03:21 See you next time, Louis. See you next time, Louis. See you next time, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. Bye, Louis. I just shut the door on the way out the light. Come on, go. Yeah, for that piece of. Go. One second.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Okay. I'm going to have to mute this. So, I think how you've been. Gabby, great to see you. A great to see you too. Both of you. I love how Max actually has a Boston accent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Just like trickle down Boston accent is so good. It's also so weird that Bobby's still looking at us. If you see that picture, he left and he's still just like, hi, poking through. Oh, my little boy, wanna see, can I, I use the five minutes of him at the beginning of the show to get him to do things like behave, not be a fucking shit dick, not break shit.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Right. Yes. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. I want to say hi to mush. The the producer of the show mushes mushes right there is that he's the he's our Jarvis if you may Yeah, he's our Jarvis. He said X-Nay on the sexy British accent and if he ever did become a Superhero like vision he would be more it would be he'd be capeless and and if he ever did become a superhero like Vision, he would be more, he'd be capeless and he would shoot pizzas from his fingertips. Bobby, I gotta bring up a fun fact with you. We'd have.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Yes. That is reheat food that's all I can do. He's called the reheater. Get where it's capin' the front to cover up himself. He has a front cape. And no super hero does that. The front facing cave. There's not enough fat superheroes.
Starting point is 00:05:22 They would be if you could fly, you'd be fat. You're still doing sit ups and you go fly if you could fly, you'd be fat. You're still doing sit-ups and you go fly, it's like every superhero will be fat. Truly. Yeah, I think about it. Yeah, that's a funny though, there is no fat superhero, right? Like, there's no mainstream ones.
Starting point is 00:05:40 There's like a couple random ones, but nobody would like some, because they're fat. No one likes fat people unless we're being funny. Yeah, who invented them too? Some lesbian from Morgan, just fun. We need a fat superhero. Yeah. Every day his hair changes color.
Starting point is 00:05:55 He doesn't know what he doesn't know what sexy is. He uses all his powers to just eat food faster. He uses all his powers to just food faster. He talks, he fucks lowest lane and Jimmy Olsen. Greg, who is the shubbiest superhero of them all? I mean, off the top of my head, I can't think like, I think like Frogman was a guy, he was kind of fat, but Dr. Rocktappus was a fat villain who's true,man was a guy, he was kind of fat. But Dr. Octopus was a fat villain. Oh that's true. But came a good guy, but when he became a good guy,
Starting point is 00:06:28 they just put him in Spider-Man's body so he wasn't fat anymore. Yeah. Like they took away his fatness. But the penguin was fat. There's been a lot of him. Yeah, you have villains. You have villains.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Don'ts can be. Who's that? Faith. They just take out the eye and the age and that's what you got. That's what you're gonna do. That's super easy. That's super easy. Damn. faith. They just take out the eye and the age and that's what you got. That's super. Damn. You just replace all the with a GA and a Y.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Was that too much? I'm sorry. You guys. No, no, no, I just kind of missed it because the reception, my wife finally went out on that punchline. I think it was actually my joke. I'll take the hit. Listen. I went out on that punch line. I think it was actually my joke. I'll take the hit. Listen, don't do that, Bobby. I was in full support, even though I guessed, I was in full support. I'm just excited I got something on the plank.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Okay, I want to, I like to slow roll it into that because I know you got something and I'm very excited but I'm very interested in this soup. Well, you just flop a corner of a BLT in your mouth. Greg is comfortable early. I tried to flip. Well, I hope you a choke on it. What was it?
Starting point is 00:07:41 The case of Dia. I did a workout right before I got here. So I'm still sweating and covered in wetness. So you do a workout and then flop down a case of Dia? Ha ha ha, protein. That's the vegetable in it. This is not a vegetable, what vegetable? It must be a pickle or something.
Starting point is 00:07:58 A pickle? That should have been there. Yeah, well, it's an Italian case of D. Yeah Yeah, sure we put pickles in there Gabby don't question it does our thought we do very Italian That's what we do Oh man, I really do like is there a I mean you think they'll start making suit I mean our superheroes have been pretty much just white dudes. Yeah. And in shape, I mean, the women have been gorgeous. Everything, are we gonna start going into, like,
Starting point is 00:08:35 Antifa body superheroes? They're trying. There's a guy, Gold Balls. That was a new superhero. His name was a sort of, it's not even a joke, Marvel mainstream guys, he was a gold man's a fat fuck, and he makes gold balls. That's a superhero. How did you do it, though? I, like they tried to do a thing where it was like, oh no, it turns out the balls
Starting point is 00:08:54 can heal everyone or some bullshit, but it was just some dumb superhero that Marvel, I'm just so mad at Marvel, like they fucking woke. But they're just doing, they're, that could be a shame. I'm not saying shorts. Oh, hey, he looks like Brendan Sagalo. They're just doing
Starting point is 00:09:09 It looks like Brendan Sackleau Criminals just they do they do crimes just so he shows up and shoots gold balls They collect them and then buy more cocaine. Yeah. You them and they go, we don't need crime anymore. We're going to hawk these gold balls now. So we're fine. We don't need to drop this bag. You know, I was watching end game on the plane home and I cried at the end.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I am in front of the camera. You're a human. Yeah, of course. At the end, when Captain Marvel straps that thing on his arms broken. Captain America, sorry. Captain America, sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I just got to make sure it happens. I don't want to take talk army or a fucking tweet or Twitter. What is it of Tweet? What is it? Tweet? What is it? Tweet, we shoot a bunch of meth and scream about how you were wrong about superheroes. Maddie, you just fucking wrong. That said, and we're so all over the place, I have no idea what you're trying to go to. I got to be, which she could be TikTok.
Starting point is 00:10:39 What is it? Twed, twed, twed, twed. No, I was worried about you for a minute. Yeah, you were. My arm got numb on the other side. There's those Greg's throwing shit in his face again. Just do it on camera. You have something in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Don't lie. There's something in your mouth. Open. That height. Say. Oh, God, please, Joe. Please, Joe. Please, Joe. There's something in your mouth open that I say Oh god please show please show please show If I die and you had to watch my body at the ground. I'd love to see And I like to just pass right now on my podcast
Starting point is 00:11:19 It'll go behind the paywall for a hundred dollars the paywall for a hundred dollars. Oh man, special Greg death episode here. And then people stop subscribing that level of Patreon because like not people aren't dying anymore. All right, it was like one death. Okay, go ahead. I'm watching that game. I'm on the plane.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I'm next to literally a pilot who is going over pilot information like like more stuff he has to learn because he has 300 people's Lives in his hand Seven times a day, you know, and he and I'm sitting there crying watching I'm 50 Comic book movie in fucking blubbering tears because he went Avengers fucking blubbering tears because he went Avengers! assemble and then fucking walkanda and fucking he died he's dead he came out and then fucking you could see spider-man and then Iron Man grabs spider-man and hugs the music oh this is nice I'm fucking tears. I'm sorry with the music. Man, whatever the fuck song that is done. I'm crying.
Starting point is 00:12:31 But I didn't understand. They had a couple of fuckups in that movie, right? Not to my knowledge, but you could try to get it by me and I'll correct it. I can get us there. I can get us to believe it. Okay. Tell me the fuckups. How did Captain America? get it by me and I'll I'll correct it. I can I can get us there. I can get us to believe it was. Tell me the fuck up. How did Captain America? How did he get old? Why did he get old?
Starting point is 00:12:51 How? He doesn't get old. He didn't get old, right? Or does he get old? So it takes a lot longer for Captain America to get old. So Captain America got unfrozen when he was young. So he was still in his 30-year mural body in our time. So then he went back in time and then lived a hundred years. So he was still young. If he was one of us, he'd be dead. Like he was still young for the Super
Starting point is 00:13:18 Soldier serum. The Super Soldier serum kept him intact, but he was, uh, but yes, he did age, but much slower. Well, okay. Now, when they go back and get the PIM stuff, the PIM particles, PIM particles, PIMs, right. Yeah, they had, they had, I know I'm 50. I should be talking about the debate that's tomorrow night. I understand. I get that.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I should be picking aside and I should be hating a big group of people and calling them fascists, calling them racist. I understand. And I understand that everybody is not even listening to me because Gabby has her chest out like Farrah Faust Boston But you're But you're Spoken us Oh, wait, you should dress up. You should wear a Then you want me to wear a turtle neck. What do you want? I don't have tits. This is Pratchess. I know. I know. You have
Starting point is 00:14:21 Fought which Leave it. I know. That's What? I said, Medical I know you have a wash which cleavage and you that's What I said aweswitch cleavage, but that got popped over My yeah to say it again the way Mike comes in is so sad I it comes into a black screen You don't always come in and he says something the Mike's don't pick it up And then you're just looking at his black screen like I think it was a joke and he's just like that wasn't funny It's like no one can do his funny.
Starting point is 00:14:45 No one could hear you. Yes, to say it again, kind of complete rhythm, a despicable thing. And then just sit in it. It's horrible. No one for Mike, man. Yes, I apologize. And it's not Mike. It's, it's Jarvis.
Starting point is 00:15:00 It's Jarvis. Thank you. Thank you for buttoning up. Now you look like a C cadet. All right. So did she freeze? Of course she did. No, she did. She has the internet and Brooklyn. Everybody's on right now trying to fucking tweet at Trump trying to... I'm plugged into the content. I got my A.G. on. Turn that.
Starting point is 00:15:26 OK, so where is Craig? What is he wearing? Man, this is a good guy. No, I said to put the A.C. on. Sorry, got a little hot. I'm sweating. OK, so that was one of the things. But the PIM particles, how many did they have?
Starting point is 00:15:43 They had like five, but then they dropped one because Ant-Man dropped it so then they had to go back To because they fuck one up because they lost it so then they had to go together to get one from Tony Stark's dad I believe why couldn't why didn't he just grab all of them? That was a thing about it would be two right like when they went back in time he only grabbed one it was like get grabbed 20 It was a big brother to me too right like when they went back in time he only grabbed one it was like get grabbed 20 Your pockets you fucked up. This is a one shot deal. You might not make it out of here grab them all Yeah, that way if you fuck up again, you can pin particle back and get a couple more correct Yeah, that but they did grab enough to get back when they did get them the second time when he did get them the second time
Starting point is 00:16:26 They just didn't have enough the first time because Pym had been snapped out of existence. Okay. Now, if the Hulk was sending him back, right? He said, Ant-Man said, at the beginning, you have a U-Gone for five years, but that's the case. For me, it was only five hours.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Then when he went to the Hulk, he's gonna, I'm gonna send you back for a week, walk around, but it's gonna be 10 seconds. He reversed it. I, I'd have to read the script. I don't know what you thought, you know. Go back and watch it. I've watched it, maybe 15 times.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I watched it back to back. I'm not saying you're wrong. It's been a while, but I watched it. I watched it and went. Do it again, and I just watched it right again. I love that movie. I love that movie. I'll watch them all. If they did the series in the theater, I'll fucking go from Iron Man all the way to end game. Yeah, the best. So I have to tell you something, very, I have to tell you something that I think is, wait, I just tell to you. So I sent your son an action figure, right? It was one that I had a bunch of extras. And I was like, I got this black Panther figure. Nobody seems to care about the black Panther. Give it to Bobby's kid for free. Chadwick Boseman dies. That thing skyrockets in price. Most wanted figure currently. People are killing each other for the black Panther figures. They better steal that from your son. I know you want to get away. I'm probably going to have to steal it from the dog now.
Starting point is 00:18:08 That's like son of a bitch. Apparently the fact that it was the same color as his bones because he started the dog. I think got that one is it worth a lot of money? It definitely probably went up in price and people are all there. I would I don't know the off market price of him right now But people are stammering for all the black Panther figures as soon as Chadwick died everyone just started buying them all off eBay I have to see let me call my wife real quick. I gotta see if she has that she has that in the box Because you know if you didn't take that out. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna frame that I'm gonna not frame I'm gonna hide it from him dude. I'll sign it too. I have Max Payne Action Figure. Hello. I have a Max Payne Action Figure from Rockstar Games. Yeah, from the video game, but an action figure that not a lot of people got. I have a bunch of
Starting point is 00:18:59 those little things. Why would she ever answer the phone? I mean, why? I mean, it's fucking rings, it fucking things, it vibrates. What the fuck do I need? A laser shoot to shoot? You know, for biasing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, z I'm calling! You're sorry, she's done. Most of them are on eBay right now for $20 to $30.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I haven't jumped up too much. You could have. Mike could not told us that. Big money in Greg's world. Big money. It's not that one, Mike. You call me that. Mike, please, the nearly call me out.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I need to talk to you. But it's a little bit of a pick up. He's going to go up. It's not that one Mike is a different one Mike. You call me that my personalie call me out But it's up hill go up. He's gonna go up if he's not going up now He just died because the things are in motion things are in motion You need to wait from the settle and then when they settle everyone starts. Oh On your own the podcast on your own to podcast. All right, I understand that. That's fine. All right. You're gonna drop the show.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I understand that. How are you like? I'm like, what? Calling me like I'm in trouble. What's up? You're not in trouble. You're not in trouble. Do you remember the Black Panther action figure
Starting point is 00:20:16 that Greg sent Max? Yes. Why am I turning it to Melissa from Long Island? Remember the Black Panther action figure that is gonna make Greg sent Max? What, where that would still have that in the thing the packaging? Yes, you do. Don't touch it. Never open the figure I gave him. Never open it. You got me? Okay, and the bell buckle. Can you bring me that bell buckle when you get a shot. Okay, thank you. Don't give him that joy of playing with the toy of the child. I know. Yeah, man. Thirty bucks. This is what's on the line, guys. You might be able to get $35 in five years. How sad. Did I sent him a figure that he never opened?
Starting point is 00:20:59 Dude, he's never going to see it. I'm going to hide it. I I'm gonna, I'm telling you, you're gonna, you know what, you're, you're, you're a kid's kid is gonna watch my kid on his fucking eye projectors. On, on, on antique road show, when the guy goes, you know, if this was opened, it'd be around 900,000. But since it's unopened, $30 million. You know this guy died. They didn't replace him. They killed the character. And this is worth $90,000.
Starting point is 00:21:35 And now, you have that money. Yeah, I had something happen to me. Mosh, I want you to look up bodacious belt buckle on, uh, on the web bodacious belt buckle. I'm it around. Okay, I go to Houston this weekend, Greg. Yes. Greg, know that? I'm here. I forgot to tell it to get me the action figure too. Can you and Anthony talk? He hasn't talked in a while. Yeah, Anthony, what do you have to say? I don't really have much to say on a bill, Bobby Bob.
Starting point is 00:22:17 I don't have nothing yet, man. I'm just waiting. Anthony, go, say something. I think Bobby addressed Greg because he knows Greg's more scatterbrain. I think Bobby just assumed I was listening. And it was more like Greg might have drifted off somewhere else. I will say this, Bob, Bobby clearly said that because he saw me like this. And I clearly was distracted but I answered humorously. Why?
Starting point is 00:22:40 I'm here. No, I was in Palm Springs for five minutes. How can this happen? She just came here. I'm I was in Palm Springs for five minutes. How can this happen? She just came here. This happened. Like, how did you not answer the thing that you just fucking hello my love? Hi, I don't know how you can you please bring me the black Panther doll when you get a shot. If you call a dollar, gonna take a pack. Okay, but hide it, don't show it. You know what I mean, I Black Panther doll when you get a shot if you call a dollar. Yeah Okay, but hide it don't show it you know what I mean. I don't want you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah, okay, yeah, you know I mean okay put a rag go okay put a rag There we go anyway, sorry guys Anthony. How are you buddy? You're here is is, I mean, it's going a little gray, but it's still beautiful. Thank you, Bobby. Thank you very much. Yeah, no, I'm good, man. I didn't need any attention on me whatsoever. Greg did that on purpose, so I would feel uncomfortable. I was all geared, ready to hear about these bodacious belts.
Starting point is 00:23:42 And then this assholes, like, you've got to ask Anthony about his day, or you know how he gets. Yeah, I love it. So check this out. Around, I think it was 2004. I used to play the Houston Laptop. Houston Laptop was before you guys were in the fucking real business.
Starting point is 00:23:59 And this, it was one of the hottest clubs in the country. Bill Hitch used to go to it. That whole thing turned over to this new guy. You know, Dane was there, I was there calling, Norton. We all used to go to this fucking, you know, one of the legendary spots of comedy in the country. And we worked for this guy, Pete, who on a big red neck guy, fucking juiced out,
Starting point is 00:24:23 you know, it snapped in that, if you pushed him too far, so you busted his balls just a little until you start his eye twitch and then you pull back. It's a real big puppy, you know, it's a nice place. Thanks so much. Thanks a lot. I work real hard on it. But nice guy, I'm doing a show one night.
Starting point is 00:24:37 There's a fucking Mexican guy. He's got to be seven feet tall. He is, he, he looked, I called him a Mexican. Cause that's what he looked like. This big mother fucker. He's got a big, that fuck off. He's with a blonde guy that looks like fucking GI Joe. Another big guy, but smaller than him. After the show, I wind up talking to him. He's like, that, the blonde guy is a green beret. He's a pussy. I'm, I'm in special forces. I can't tell you what I'm in, but I'll just let you know I've been blown up twice and literally the fucking girl. He's an arm talking to Bobby. I've been blown up twice
Starting point is 00:25:13 He's just a bunch of fingers with it with a smiley face on there Tough is tough is hand I've ever met I've blown up twice I've been blown twice. He's just a guy. He's just a guy only read two blow jobs Like me very similar to my life. I've only had two very long It takes a long time to get me off of the blow job. I'm not talking to the women here I'm just talking to the men because I get two in my head. I just get two in my ego. She shouldn't be doing this. Why would I do that? I'm sorry. Were you in the middle of a story?
Starting point is 00:25:52 Have a little bit of that. Gabby, is that your chest reflecting off your glasses? Yeah, fuck you. So, big guy. And whatever he's in, he called the green beret a pussy, Paul Paul there. And literally goes, no, green, you're a bunch of pussy. He's like, I went out pussy, but I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And he was like, yeah, but he's definitely, like literally powered to this fucking guy. So he fucking has this belt buckle on. And he takes it off and he goes I want you to have this And I'm like I'm like fucking no way It's it's it's a huge and it and it says bodacious on it and my buddy I can't It's like a wedding ring. It's like a guy be like, I want you to have my shirt. It's just a huge Johnson on it.
Starting point is 00:26:51 It's just fucking, fucking, fucking. I mean, it's just in your face. Okay, so here's the deal. Okay, so that, he gives was, you're taking this. I needed to laugh like this. And this was, I needed this night, because I've been, do so much. It was the million, 2004 dude, the shit was, it was, you know, he was in the fucking hit. Yeah. I was, you know I always say yeah for me it was only
Starting point is 00:27:25 a Yanikobro he was in the fire is that what they say right yeah yeah he was in the thick of the lava dude yeah he was in the pizza oven yeah yeah he was he was in the middle of tornado swirling in the toilet. Hang in with the Japanese. You would slap in the skin. So I just do her. He gives me a fucking Anthony nothing in that fucking whole run by the way. I mean, he's just Christ. I was just a I was just what you know just watching a tennis match just so Wow, I want to what a thing to witness Sam Pritz and Mac and rogo back and forth, you know I went I was in a bowl with the Japanese There I was in a in a pot with the Germans. That was actually great twice. That's what he said
Starting point is 00:28:25 20. I like to play tennis with myself. I just hit me. I rip myself. He was playing racquetball. So, so this guy, he goes, you take this belt book. I want you to have I take it. It's I'm I'm in fucking awe because I love the military guys. I loved. I love I'm a I am patriotic. I don't give a shit. It's just I love it, guys. I loved, I love, I'm a, I am patriotic. I don't give a shit. It's just, I love it, right? He gives me this felt buckle. I have it since then, 2004.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I'm in Houston this weekend. Now since then, the club owner, his wife left him, his dog died. The club got taken away from him. The club is gone. I haven't been back to Houston since. Improv calls, you wanna go, of course. Great, go down.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Pete calls me up. I'm with Pete, the guy I used to own the club. I thought he'd be fat and I was hoping, because I got fat, because when he knew me, I was shredded, had hair. Now he shows up, he's in shape and he looks at me, he's like, wow, you put on some weight. It's like, okay, well, I feel good. The worst feeling in the world when you haven't seen 70-in years and they're in good shape, like they got it together physically. Nothing makes me feel
Starting point is 00:29:42 better when they just fell apart. I look on Facebook every day to see if you had a heart attack yet. Every day, Steve, you know, we have nothing I can give the last name, but every I go, this fat fuck is gotta be dead by now. I would rather Anthony's what he was gonna say. I was gonna say, Steve Gregg was gonna say Mayor Dinkins. I look up Mayor Dinkins every Friday. See how he's doing.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Not yet, huh? Dinkin' you. So, so, I'm P. Anthony. Mayor Dinkins, what the fuck? So, so I'm in Houston this weekend. This guy comes to my show. He brings, I guess he's a rodeo guy now and all and I guess rodeo It's all volunteers Why people just volunteer
Starting point is 00:30:34 Yeah, all the shit that people do there is just volunteer work what a month the rodeo comes to town For a month and then it goes to another town like a circus. Right. And it gets all the people that love rodeo volunteer to be rodeo people or whatever the fuck you do, you know. You know, you know, in the clowns. Yeah. So that's what I was going to say. Yeah. Now they doze a I'm talking like, you know, parking people, taking care of this, a getting the thing, whatever. I don't fucking know. Oh You know getting the thing We're not CSI my fucking store. What do you see? I said the guy who almost gets stabbed by the bulls Crazy to volunteer that
Starting point is 00:31:19 There has to be sort of code you can't just fly into that sort of code you can't just fly into that. But wait, why? Cause other events parking attendants get paid normal cause they work for the event. Why just rodeo? Okay, maybe I just threw that in. I don't want to volunteer part of it. That's fair. Yeah, the people get paid.
Starting point is 00:31:39 There are volunteers for certain associations, but people are getting paid for being there. Can I just fucking get a story? What the fuck? Tell us the story about Pete. Tell us a story of a Pete who didn't get fat. That's all I got out of this story so far. There's a guy named Pete who didn't get fat and some kind of rodeo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:03 And there's volunteers. There's a Pete volunteer? That guy. Let's get it. All right. All right. The guy, the guy Pete brought three people with him who worked the rodeo. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:32:23 They're all, they do this stuff. And apparently the rodeo comes You know what I mean, they're all, they do this stuff and apparently the rodeo comes in, they all work together and then the rodeo moves on and then other people work on it, okay? And they're telling them, I'm like, hey, remember that time the game, the game, the game, the talking about bull riding
Starting point is 00:32:36 and all this shit. And I go, why did that guy give me that belt buckle once? And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, a bodacious. And the lady goes, what? I go, yeah, it says bodacious on it. She goes, the bodacious? No.
Starting point is 00:32:50 I go, I don't know if it's the bodacious, it says bodacious. She goes, you have a bodacious belt buckle? I'm like, yeah. She goes, do you know that that bull is like the most famous bull of all time? That that bull only six people rolled that bull that bull passed away and that belt buckle you have is Probably worth around 30,000 dollars. No
Starting point is 00:33:18 What yo, let me hold it. No That and you called your wife about the black pay-at-the-figure. Yeah, that's about $30. That's about $30 figure. It's very easy to get. 30 grand for that. Wow. Do it eBay.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I'm gonna call you that. I'm gonna talk to my people, because I got people every collector's area. Talk to your belt guy, Greg. Yeah, hang in. Now. Do you know bad the belts? Dude Much 155 dollars MSR period. Okay, so this one's only 150
Starting point is 00:33:56 Yeah, the one $150,000 like a lot. It feels like a thousand. Shit. Shit. Shit. Who's it just crumbles and tin foil? It's right where it just dissolves in his hand. It's just filled with chocolate.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Yeah. Cheer up, Charlie. Apparently this guy didn't ride boat dishes. Well, I love that Mike just comes in and just steps on all our stories. Yeah, that's that's 30 bucks that guy ain't real and I think he's a homosexual. There's a three facts. I can't think of the facts. How did Mike get that footage?
Starting point is 00:34:49 I gave it to him. I was listening to me. My wife was asleep. She goes, you have to check the back. He had pictures of it and sent it to me. But this could be worth at least $25,000, $30,000, only six people rode that bull and to when you get that buckle, you have to ride the bull. And I swear that the guy told me he rode the bull.
Starting point is 00:35:15 But it's very, I have a very similar thing with women who've slept with me. They also get a belt buckle and only three women have ever slept with me. So it's also worth ain't a lot of money. And they also call you bodacious. Anything I cut you up again, I'm sorry. No, I was just going to say those poor people that come across the bodacious belt buckle, they're like, you had the rota, a famous bull in Texas or fuck Greg. Only two ways. this or fuck Greg. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Jack's brother. Jack's brother. Jack's brother. I give you 200 for the buckle, the black band and the hoodie. Exactly how much it costs.
Starting point is 00:35:54 He's being retail. That's actually paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less.
Starting point is 00:36:04 He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. He's paying less. 35 Okay, 35 oh shit. Oh, boy. Yeah, dude. I was all night long I'm waiting for my wife to just text me back because I know she doesn't answer anything, right? I'm waiting for this photo to send to this lady if this thing was worth $30,000 She was like you should frame it I go honey I Learned one thing from the pandemic. I'm not essential. Telling that to a fucking redneck in five seconds. You understand that? I'm buying a tiny home. Get away from it. You ever buy some crazy shit and then just tell your wife that it was given to you by a fan?
Starting point is 00:36:44 You ever buy some crazy shit and then just tell your wife that it was given to you by a fan? Whatever believe what somebody gave me to show you want to say I got one right behind me. What is? Honey, I never believe what someone gave me the show. It's giant. What is beater? It's a Star Wars speeder. These took out the adats and empires strikes back. Right. Yeah, but she didn't want you to buy that not for the money. She just wanted to be a man and not own one of those.
Starting point is 00:37:18 A man owns many toys. The other way that would be manly if you put dildos on the end of those lasers. Dude, I'll try to fuck this. I'll fuck anything in this room. You'll you guys me. If you're in my area, you get try to you get correct a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. I do. You have you don't have a wife, right? No, it's girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:37:49 You have a girlfriend. How long have you been with your girlfriend? Eight years. Wow, that's a long fucking time, dude. What are you waiting for? I was just waiting on a global pandemic and luckily it came along. So now I can get married there. Is she in the room? Do you want to get married? pandemic and luckily it came along so now I can give a very good
Starting point is 00:38:07 issue. Do you want to get married? Yes. We do. Yeah, we're going to do it very, very soon. Pretty good. We do about it. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:19 That did sound like details to come as it sounds interesting. But yeah, I don't know. It's yeah, I figured we'll do it within the next couple of years, I guess. You're like talking to a writer. I am. I am. I'm not fully.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Do you have to ask her father's permission and she has to ask my permission. That's the rule. Yeah. That's actually what's taking so long. I'm just shredding that moment where she's just sitting down with Greg. In the box. Whoa. Oh nice.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Alright so Max, I just, now is, there's a little bend on the box that you sent. Is that bad? Yeah, I only send you bendy ones. I keep the fresh ones for myself. There's a little crease on the box. Is that bad? Yeah, I only send you bendy ones I keep the fresh ones for myself. There's a little crease on the box. Is that bad? People don't really care that much about men in bags anymore. Okay, now there's only one leg in here. What's that power leg? That's a build the figure comes. So if you buy all that's their greatest scam of all time.
Starting point is 00:39:25 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's that's leg man. He's a new superhero. He's just a leg. Yeah, it was a guy who exploded three times. Max, you know what's this word? 35 bucks. Plus shipping. You had a couple extra dollars for shipping to make a little extra money. This is worth saying you don't know when this this would be worth money. When your kid's kid, you give this to your kid. All right. Don't touch that potatious bell buckle. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:39:50 All right, goodbye. I love it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. All right, it is yours. That is yours from Greg. Okay, you want to take away you? Put it in your room, but don't open it.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Because it's going to be a favorite superhero. Who's your favorite superhero? Iron man. Yes. I'm going to take away the Iron Man. Yes. I'm going to take away the Iron Man.
Starting point is 00:40:11 I'm going to take away the Iron Man. I'm want to take away you? Put it in your room, but don't open it because it's gonna be a superhero. Who's your favorite superhero? Iron man. Black Panther had cancer. Black Panther had cancer, yes. Yeah, not anymore. Cancer's dead. The book for Thys. Yeah, I know, but he did, I mean, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? He doesn't know about death yet. Yeah, he knows about cancer. I was telling you about death and cancer and AIDS. Sorry, I don't want to have to talk all my life. As anyone had the top of your kid about fingering it, because I'll do that. I'll talk to your kid down and talk to him about how to finger it.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Do you understand that this conversation, if anybody takes this out of context, because I'll do that. I'll talk to him about fingering. Do you understand that this conversation, if anybody takes us out of context, you'll never have a job anywhere. I've never had a job anywhere. All of us used to it. You'll never open for Gumball Johnny again. That's where my life's at.
Starting point is 00:41:04 I wish. I love doing by the end of the great time with goon. I am not I am not having sex talk with my son until it's I say I don't do the sex talk. I do a very small version of it, which is just the fingering talk. What do you mean? I give us an example.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Yeah, beten Anthony is Max and you on me and we're hanging out at my house Gabby will be gone and you'll be like all right, hey Max Greg Me and mom are gonna go do something Greg's gonna talk to you for a sec, okay? What's up uncle Greg? Well before hey? Thanks for recognizing my Uncle ship as I have to push me for years You've been demanding that title for years. So I know what would have happened. I'm very happy.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Thank you. If you could just notarize this letter that says that you stayed that I'm an uncle, that'd be great for me. I'll do what I can as a child, but I'm not sure it will be upheld with a legal document. Now, little max I have before we get started. Do you have any? Coming little max I'm insecure about my size. I don't think that's really nice at all Your the things that hurt you are the things that you should wear as armor. So when I call you little boy max Little boy
Starting point is 00:42:22 Hey guys guys Real quick sorry, drop Greg you guys want some cookies I love a cookie I love a cookie thanks dad all right want some cookies no yeah you have the improv skills a little max little boy max yes go a little max little boy max yes go to all go ahead uh... go ahead uncle Greg
Starting point is 00:42:53 you before you started just gonna say something mean but i know how sensitive you are uncle Greg i am working on it what are you gonna say what you gonna say i want to make a take it i want you to call me little boy, Max. So I decided to fire back with fat uncle Greg. But then I thought better of it seeing as where that would take you. Yeah, plus you know I'm working on it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 I've been on that for like a week. I have seen the progress. Now do you have any questions about the fingering of a woman? Yeah, I got tons, man. I got tons. It's what the G-man's here for. Okay, so first of all, which is it one finger? Well, first of all, how do I even approach this?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Great question, right? Consent is king. So what you wanna do is you put your hand in her face and then slowly start until she says now then you know how many fingers. So you go 10 not like like you're counting down a TV show. 10. And then she'll go stop. If she gets me quick because if she says stop too early she'd get five. Right. Then you go for you go for double consent you say five and you do it too and then she'll go stop. If she gets me quick, because if she says stop too early, she'd get five. Right. Then you go for you go for double consent. You say five and you do it too. And then she'll go one. And you go. So you want to and if she's blind, start with one finger. Mine is question. Thank you. Yeah. If she's blind, start with one and then say female,
Starting point is 00:44:20 you know, in certain name there, mm-hmm. Are you prepared for two? And then Would you agree? Gotcha. Is this how Bobby asked you to finger him? My father no, it has never come up. No, no, no, no, I won't even even in this hypothetical. I won't agree to that Hi guys, here's your cookies. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Also, you want to finish. Hi guys. Here's your cookies. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much dad. I'm so happy to have you as a father and not Uncle Greg. As you terrified me. I need up this conversation. Sure. I'm just giving one good one, right? One good one, which is called the Greg move, which is you come in from behind
Starting point is 00:45:08 so that what will happen when you're fingering a woman is that sometimes she will be eviscerated with pleasure and she'll poop in your hand and you don't want to embarrass her, so you catch it, you catch it here. So you come in from behind, finger and poop drops here and then you dispose of the poop like this. I'll poop Greg. I might think over real quick. I'm gonna grab over real quick. Son, if you ever throw the poops in your hand, I want you to rub it into a chest and rub it again. And don't throw it on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. Why, I'm on the floor. You understand me? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That makes a lot of sense I think I got everything so I come from behind a little bit of poop is gonna dribble on my hand
Starting point is 00:45:49 I smear it on her chest and then I George wrap it. Oh, then I'll already drop it and I go home. Okay. That's a great mom Anything to add? Yeah, why don't we forget this ever happen? Greg no can'll start over tomorrow. No can do mom. It's in my brain forever. Oh no. What's this is terrible.
Starting point is 00:46:14 This will not make a clip. What you know, it's funny is that I am going to have to teach. I have that joke. I'm active about it that I was really very happy to have a boy because I would I would pass down my Little moves or whatever and now all my moves are illegal I can't I'm gonna have to me and Dawn gonna have to get together and probably talk to maybe somebody else, you know, and be like, all right, this is the way you gotta do it. You know, you gotta wait for her to make them. I don't know. I mean, how would you approach a woman today?
Starting point is 00:46:59 Today? Yeah, like let's say tomorrow they don't your kids are all gone. They're snapped out of existence. You got to get back into the action. How do you approach a woman today? Can I just say something about that too? If they know snapped half of the people out of this world, the last thing I'd want to do is unsnap it. Yeah. If I woke up tomorrow alone in my house and there was dust next to me. I would fucking vacuum and get a pizza And I'd go I'd ride around the neighborhood looking for a lonely widow And I would fucking yeah come over my house. Let's fucking fuck around. I think you're right They don't get into that in the movie just people no one's on thanos's side right right you would think that
Starting point is 00:47:50 there would be and that would be like a group of people they would talk about an endgame of course yeah that like all of us right all of us on the same side and if you look around today literally nobody agrees with anybody. Right. They don't talk about also the fuck parties that happened immediately after. They're all single people who are like, I need to leave that relationship. And two, all the people who faked being snapped out of existence. That were just like, oh yeah, I would snap that live in Hawaii having a great time. Snap back into that bill collector and he was like motherfucker mother Yeah, kids on the beach like that looks like dad
Starting point is 00:48:38 Dad I don't know I don't know who that is. And we know. Okay. I don't know if I'm going to have that that that I'm well, where the where the fuck in world is going to be never might. I mean, sex is the last thing I'm worried about. I mean, he's not gonna, I don't remember ever getting a lesson
Starting point is 00:49:12 when I was a kid. You know, like today, I was pissed off. Don, I get back yesterday. I'm fucking wiped. I gotta wake up at 4.30 in the morning, jump on a card five. Get to the airport. Get on a fucking seven plane. Go to Atlanta. Come home. I get all of home all day traveling. As soon as I get home, we have to do shit. You know, my kid misses me. I'm fucked, right? I finally go to sleep. We gotta wake up. We're going apple picking today. I fuck.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I We're gonna wake up. We're going apple picking today. I fuck. I don't get it. I just don't get it. I gotta go up a hill, carrying a fucking thing of apples, go down a hill, up a hill. I'm doing manual labor for fucking $150 of my money. You know what I mean? To get pies and cakes, I can't fucking eat. Cause I'm on the whole 30. It's like, I'm sweating, I'm fucking fucking hot and I had a cancel all this shit. So this morning. I'm stressed out
Starting point is 00:50:10 We were supposed to do this at 2.30. I had all I had therapy. I had a meeting at all the shit I'm supposed to do I had another podcast out of cancel because I got and I love my family and I want to go with them And I wanted to think of them, but I was a little stressed out And I'm at the thing and Max opens the door at the gas station, waxing. I'm like, what the fuck? And I, and then Max, I go, Max, you got, and I got mad. And he gets in the car, he goes, Dad, you know, when you get mad, it hurts. It makes me, it makes me feel sad. And I get mad. And now we're both mad. And that's not fun. He knows it. Yeah, I literally shut down. I go, dude, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I messed up. I have anxiety because of all the stiff stuff I have to do, but it's all gone. We're going apple picking. We're going to have a great day. Don't worry, I'm not going to worry about anything else that I'm paying with you guys. I go, thank you. I go, you just turn the whole day around and it's because you're smart.
Starting point is 00:51:09 And he flipped the whole thing around on me this kid. Yeah. Because he told you exactly what was going on. You know what I mean? Yeah. Which is, you know, it's a pretty, just from playing Max in a fingering episode. I could tell Max's emotional maturity levels are through the roof See that's the thing right there. We say about like it You're gonna have a kid like if you're like a bait if you're like a jock You're gonna have a kid who's a nerd right if you're some Boston grease bag You're gonna have a child who immediately is like daddy. You do this. He's gonna go down to history Oh You guys remember finger piece theater
Starting point is 00:52:09 No, I'm sorry Greg that was fucking made me laugh so hard. Why are you sorry? I'm not sorry. Can you not? I love I my Know I'm not saying I'm not know I'm like you guys I'm not saying I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, as well. My wife opened a relax once in the middle of an argument. I almost went to jail. I almost took her for her turkey platter that her mother handed down for her mother and went to jail for life. Call the police now. Tell them to bring SWAT Do I want like this goes relax? Oh God. Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:22 I almost I wanted to I was doing that save me as I got so angry I was gonna do I snap it and slice her How do I kill her with this turkey pan this antique turkey pan? I was so mad, but again, she was right. I should have just killed out Anyway, I'm gonna head out. I just I'm the how's it? Greg Anthony. Yeah, I know. You're gonna win the race because you're the turtle. You're the tortoise. You slow and steady. Greg comes fucking hot and then has the moon swing halfway through because his blood sugar went down. Yeah, I worked out this time. I worked out five years before and I was just like it was losing. I'm just losing energy. I was covered in sweat.
Starting point is 00:54:15 You can't see this. It's all wet. Look how it's snaps because my shirt is soaking wet, but I didn't want to go late. Man, do you all done with your case of Diaz? I did. I shoved it in. I shoved it all in. I shoved it all in. I shoved it all in there. I got her in. So, um,
Starting point is 00:54:36 I have it. Not for nothing. Not for nothing. Tomorrow night is, are you guys guys gonna watch the debate with Biden and No, yeah, you can go ahead. I don't really have any But you're not gonna watch it just to watch this debacle. I'll watch it I kind of want you, but I can't stand it sucks. I Like I cannot stand watching Trump. And I do think Biden will be better than we think he will be, but I don't want him not to be. Like, what am I doing?
Starting point is 00:55:12 Yeah. You know, like the leader of this whoever wins, I'm not gonna, this isn't, this, this debate has nothing to do with who I'm voting for. I'm not gonna be like, oh shit, this man has been right the whole time. He's been doing a great job before he hears. Yeah. Yeah, I get too nervous. Like, you know when you're like a really big fan I could be like, oh shit, this man been right the whole time. He's been doing a great job before he hears.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Yeah, I get to nervous. Like you know when you're like a really big fan of a sports team or whoever and you want them to win very badly, I get to nervous for how Biden's gonna fail. So I'm gonna be on edge the whole time and I just, I don't want that. So, but I'll say this. I've medically the only excitement comes from Biden
Starting point is 00:55:49 slipping into dementia and just saying some crazy thing during the debate where he's like how would you fix the economy and Biden's like are we in a bank right now? We're just some crazy lunacy but that's the other day other day, I've been in the Kong, I've been in the Senate for 180 years. He said a hundred, he said a hundred and eighty years. I'm gonna come out of it. He went, uh, dude, what if Biden comes out and it's clearly comala Harris in a bite
Starting point is 00:56:29 and and and and and and and and
Starting point is 00:56:43 and and and and and and She's a white face Who's like one of the clumps? One of the clumps is great Yeah That's Marna first of all I mean true God damn his skin His health is just I mean he looks like he's got it die Yeah, he looks like one big Mac away
Starting point is 00:57:13 From grab it is just his pores are just fucking open I mean you could see into his fucking I mean, you could see into his fucking roots of his hair when he shaved his fucking hair is just this thing It's like Juan's cape It's crazy physically he's out of his fucking mind and tomorrow night Biden is so not lucid just it's not a real problem to his eyes i'm pretty much that it looks like a fucking casket it's
Starting point is 00:57:55 and you and and and and and it the the best thing that could happen tomorrow night they both die and that is just Kamala and Pence going at it right yeah that'd be the best thing Greg what were you you're like oh he looks like what were you gonna say he looks like Trump do you remember the judge from the movie nothing but trouble uh... nothing but trouble. Uh, Musa, Musa, Musa, with um, with um, Dan Acroid. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Like his fingers are like falling off. I mean, he looks like he ate the wrong candy and Willie Wonka's factory. Ah, he ate the orange tortoise shouldn't hate that thing. Look like we got to take the Oopalupus to detort us in him. the orange tortoise shouldn't any of that thing. Look like we got to take the O'Bloop as to detortising him. I am not a Trump hater. I am not a Biden hater. I really don't add up.
Starting point is 00:58:51 But Trump really looks. Wow. Man, yeah, fitting image. Jesus. He's fitting. I mean, really. Well, Trump, can you bring about a thing of Trump? He does not look well
Starting point is 00:59:06 No, he just physically his lips. He looks dehydrated His little lips You see his son is like nine feet tall now by the way no parents hitting it. Oh Baron is fucking my one you Get that started here I fuck Baron if I was one yeah Baron pop it out he's he looks like he's gonna be a fucking tall
Starting point is 00:59:41 billionaire, I mean his father goes he was the president. He is, look at him. Yeah, it just doesn't look, look at his neck. Look at his, it looks like he's dying of thirst. It does. It's a Sam Eagle. Right? right? yeah anyways so tomorrow night they're going at it the rock actually enjoys and and doors Biden uh the other day which through a lot of fucking people for a loop I just don't think the rock should have fucking endorsed anybody stop you the rock don't lose half your fucking fan base yeah that doesn't really happen
Starting point is 01:00:29 Say Comments under anything you could read the comments under the new cherry coke people are like this shit at racist that my mother's a bitch Crazy psycho pass comment on things new cherry coke the psychopaths comment on things. Is there a new cherry coke? No, I'm not an energy, I'm an aghast. What's that room as you can? There's a regular cherry coke. And that's just you, everyone.
Starting point is 01:00:53 I don't want the regular. I thought there was a new cherry coke. That's an exciting moment, man. You know what? An idea for, no, go ahead, sorry. It's just nothing to do with that. I'm getting loopy now. All right. You know how to get Apple picking?
Starting point is 01:01:08 My problem with the Apple picking is I'm not a big fan of fruit or vegetables. And buffets are now going into business. So what we do is hamburger picking, right? Where they have all the buffets, and you've got to walk up a hill and get a bunch of general thows, chicken, and shit. We don't know, it's a pop-eye. Were you in Popeye? Was I in Popeye? and you got to walk up a hill and get a bunch of general thos chicken and chicken. Were you in pop eye? Was I in pop eye? Yeah. Yes. No.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Whatever helped you with the joke. Was I in pop eye? You remember the movie? Pop eye? Pop eye with Robin Williams? Yes. Yes, I was for when it came out. You remember the cartoon? Popeye? Yeah, get good. Of course. Yeah. Okay. Why would you remember the guy with the hamburgers. Yeah hamburger no in Popeye Today Yeah, that guy with a lot of money to a lot of bad people Oh man Greg is gone
Starting point is 01:02:20 We can go around again hamburgers today and not paying people because then the wrong kind of people are going to start looking for that money to hamburger money back, all right? Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying. He looks like me and Bobby together as one human. Yeah, and we're eating Anthony. What's the name? So, Schmickley was his name. What was his name? Schmickley. Schmickley? No, it wasn't Schmickley was his name. What was his name? Schmickley.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Schmickley? No, it wasn't Schmickley. What was it? Schmickley. It's Wimpy. Wimpy. Alright, it took you pretty close. Yeah, it was Wimpy. Why don't you eat vegetables? That is so weird. No, I do eat vegetables. I'm demanded to eat one vegetable of death.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Literally, I have a piece of paper where I have to write down the vegetables. So, my wife, who is a registered nutritionist knows that I ate a vegetable. I have to eat one vegetable or fruit a day and I usually have to report it to her. It's not forget, I like vegetables and fruit, but I think that a buffet, instead of an apple picking event,
Starting point is 01:03:20 a hamburger picking event would be more fun. And that's facts. Why would you have proof? That means we'd have to have somebody make all the hamburgers and then tie them to a tree branch. Are you reaching and grabbing them off? Yeah, I'm thinking more of like a elevated metal system where you pull a rope and a hamburger slides out and they got Bunsen Berbers watch out for your hair. You don't want to catch on fire. You pull a rope and a hamburger slides out and you can grab it. You know, so you're just walking up a hill to a buffet. It's a buffet.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Yeah, exactly what he's saying. It's a buffet on a hill. There's nothing more to it than that. It's all I'm hearing. Don't get distracted by his Bunsen burner levy plant. It doesn't exist. It's a hell of a hell. What is it? Why is it apple picking? Well, I don't understand.
Starting point is 01:04:15 It's not. Why do we have an apple picking for a buffet on a hill? Because you can't have buffets anymore, right? Because all the people being close together and grill it and chew mouth is a fill of wetness, getting everywhere. So what they got to do is put buffets, space it out, and you put it on the ninth floor, the fat fox like me, we got to do a little work to get it. It's an event you do with the family, you know.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Hey, we're walking, we're talking, We're bonding. Give me that old crab leg You want to get one fruit and apple picking is this thing? Apple's three minutes in When you go apple picking you get your grab but you go great you eat one and go now I'm sick of fucking apples Imagine there were grapes in there for these veggie people you are. Or whatever you don't I mean? I know there's someone that was following me on that. I'm on board man.
Starting point is 01:05:14 You're just a buffet already exists. You just keep hammering it home. It's a buffet in a workout area like a gut like in the show. Got you in a gym. What a... That was just a gym. Want to. I'm just. Just. Well, Anthony said just a hill.
Starting point is 01:05:28 And then to defy his lies. I'm making it harder. That's a gold gym. Yeah. What? So this this all happens outdoors though, right? Because of COVID. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:39 All right. Because that's a factor that you were saying. And we have fans. But why can't we do it? Why? We do it? Why? We can't do it outside. What do you want? Not outside?
Starting point is 01:05:49 I didn't build yet. You want inside? I'll do one inside. I mean, I'm hoping that ideas you guys are growing on the. If you have the peering in where we're bouncing off each other. I'm like, I don't know, 15 bucks again. And you're like, ah, 15. Come
Starting point is 01:06:07 right. How can we make this work? I'm here. Anthony, have you ever been apple picking? I've never been apple picking. We used to go a pumpkin picking as a kid, but we do a little bit of pumpkin. A pumpkin is a, it's a, it's a cross between a pimple and a pumpkin and a pumpkin. It's a teenager space and we would pick them up. But no, no, I've never been Apple picking. I've never seen the appeal. I don't like apples all that much.
Starting point is 01:06:43 And I don't think I like picking all that much to be honest with you. You're not going to try out being a migrant farm worker. No, I don't mind that. It's the rest of it, I don't enjoy. But yeah, I've never seen the appeal of it. I've never had a girlfriend that desperately wanted to go any kind of apple picking or got anything out of it.
Starting point is 01:07:05 So, I missed all the like, you know, like yourself and a lot of, you know, guys would be like, these broads and apple picking and I mean, I never had it. There's a thing is that it cost me around 200 bucks every time we go. Well, that's crazy. Well, it's crazy. And you got to make now with COVID, you have to make this weird reservation and that you get there and they have all this other shit that they nail you with. You know, the cider, the cider.
Starting point is 01:07:36 The cider. All right. And sausages and then the fucking little ride thing and then you get the apple, the apple cider hot dogs. I mean, don't us don't don't they have goats you can find dogs. Sometimes they have goats. I love a goat. They have goats and baby goats. They have a bison. It sounds like a deal. You walk around the animals and You walk around the animals, but it's like, and then you walk the hill in an orchard, and I got a drag.
Starting point is 01:08:11 I got all these kids. You look over there, up a fucking tree. You look from fruit, there's people starving, and those beautiful apples are falling and rolling into the ground And and then you know, and then you just get home you wiped for what one apple pie. I don't know You know, she's gonna give away the other apple pie Pumple cake. I told you guys Take the odds of slides. Yeah, a pump was hard to come by because Yeah, a pump is hard to come by because
Starting point is 01:08:49 Maybe the science involved in creating a pump was difficult Oh, it's pumpkin and apple pump. Oh, can I can I throw another one at you? Hey, yes, but can you not make us as dumb as you we knew what pump meant? Oh you did I did it Yeah, we didn't need you going. Oh, it's pumpkin and apple guys. Well, look at you. Harvard scholar. Look, put on your tie and get a paycheck. You pieces. Yep. Sorry, I didn't know. Yeah, and you coast to the elite. I was with Greg. I didn't know either. So what? It was the elites telling us that they other cakes. God damn coast of the late telling us how to feel about racism and what we know and do know about pies. I love second wind Greg. Well, you say I love second wind Greg.
Starting point is 01:09:37 I go up on craziness. Yeah, I just fucking juicy fruit in your mouth? What's going on? How'd you get the energy? I've been masturbating the whole time. And I finished, and now I'm excited that I finished because it's been a year. Oh, wow. Yeah, I didn't mean to do it, but we were supposed to do
Starting point is 01:09:58 the podcast this morning, but every year, at this time, I do my yearly masturbate, and I wasn't gonna not. All right, we got here Lou wants to know we got some questions for these guys What doll sorry actually You wish you had the most Well, it's things that haven't come out yet because it's like as an adult everything I want I purchase with no regard I have about as much respect for money as I do a Thai hooker none I beat the shit out of it
Starting point is 01:10:31 Come and I beat the shit out of my money and women Have to know you I don't have to be I know you as this guy That was today, that joke. I mean, there was a week ago. I was like, I feel like the... Yeah, there was a figure, there's a build a figure called the blob that I didn't get that I really want. That's a serious answer.
Starting point is 01:10:59 But if there's a chance that someone's watching this, maybe they'll send it to me. He's called the blob. He's called the blob. Are you big? No, he's called the blob. He's called the Bob. He's big. No, he's called the blob. And there's a lot of jokes I could make about it. But no, the blob is real. Really? Why did you want that? Blob? He was a builder figure, but he was from those six months I stopped collecting.
Starting point is 01:11:17 And I was like, really? Yeah, that's the one I want. Look, 265 fucking dollars. I could have gone for 50 when he came out. Yeah, but they're probably gonna reissue him soon as a newer release, because when these things start hitting high prices like that, Hasbro goes, why are they making my money? We'll just make a new one and sell them for 20 bucks, whatever, but he's the figure that I missed out the opportunity on.
Starting point is 01:11:39 Wow. Because at the time I was dating a girl who thought it was childish to collect action figures, but their relationship relationship only lasted six months and that's when that figure came out. What was that Rosebud Baker? But anyway, I want to tell you this idea about this buffet thing I got going No one. Instead of cherry, right? Instead of cherry, instead of apple. What I wanna do is instead of apple picking, we go egg grabbing, right?
Starting point is 01:12:08 And then you grab the eggs from the chickens. And then what you do is you have a chef there who cooks them directly in front of the chicken and we see if the chickens react. We see if, and that's the pleasure you have from the food, is that you're the mastery of the beast, right? That's what I like to have you like chicken. Just gonna be like Yeah, the single single and a one-tiered and come down
Starting point is 01:12:40 I like how it's called chicken picking as if that's the main component of it not the weird power sexual dynamic That's a tax doing it. It's called mastery of the beast. You must always show mastery over the beast. I do it with the dogs all the time. Whenever a dog walks by me, I go look at me free. Look at you collar being held by some bitch.
Starting point is 01:13:02 The girl's like, excuse me. It's always an old man. It's the old man I call him a bitch because he won't fight me. I have feet in the bags. I came home today and we've had a Nana spider at our house. It's so big. What's a banana spider? Tell me. Yeah. A banana spider. It's so big. What's up, Anastasia? Tell me. Anastasia, it's a garden spider. It's an orb weaver. They're pretty harmless. If they do bite you, it's like a bee sting or something like that, but it's a big spider.
Starting point is 01:13:37 It's like this big. Ooh. I mean, it's a pretty big spider with a big yellow black back and a gray big head and it's. Ooh, man. And so I've been reading up on these things and we kept it and it was eating all kinds of bugs and Max was watching it. And then I read up and I told my wife, I go,
Starting point is 01:14:01 she's about to, I found the male inside her web, that the male is like this big, little tiny spider, goes up, fucking banger, and then she kills them and eats them right away. And which I wish that happened in my life. Right. Right. So. I
Starting point is 01:14:35 Me too me too. So I said she's gonna lay eggs on in the fall is usually when they lay eggs and it's anywhere from 500 to 13 1400 babies Wow, my wife was like get that fucking thing out of here. I'm like, you know, Max likes having the spider around, you know, and she's like, get it the fuck out. And so we came home today from Apple picking and she laid her first big egg sack with around probably around 800 little babies in there. Yeah. And I don't know what the fuck you got to fry him up. Fry him up.
Starting point is 01:15:09 We both Right. Same head. You and I are best friends for real. I was like, you eat him. He was like, no, no, no, no, you gotta cook him first. Turn that thing into a panini. Dude, it's gross. It's on my story. Do you have it? It's fucking scary, dude.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Yeah, you gotta eat that. That's like a potato. My story has it, I think, uh, uh, do we came up today? She must have laid that fucking egg right, right when we left for apple picking, because it wasn't there this morning. And she, if she, she might be laying more. So there might be thousands of baby, you know, banana spiders crawling. What are they going to do? What are they going to do?
Starting point is 01:16:00 What? What are you going to do if thousands of spiders start crawling all over the shed? It's like on the shed. Yeah, funny that would be if right now one of those eggs. What's Bobby this whole time was you know spiders? And then I rose up. Spider-man. The giant legs.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Spider-man. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
Starting point is 01:16:40 I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. There it is. Ew! And there she is. Look at the side. The father is dead. Oh my god. That's pretty good, right? What do I do? That's an egg sack with a thammy.
Starting point is 01:16:52 I just want to throw up. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. I just want to throw up. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy.
Starting point is 01:17:00 It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with a thammy. It looks like an egg sack with I was exactly gonna say it looks like my right testicle, speeding image. Mike, bring up a picture. You have a picture of my right testicle.
Starting point is 01:17:10 It's on his story. It's on his story. It's also in the web. Yeah. It's on both web. It's also full of spiders. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:19 It's a crazy, crazy Collins from the chat road, spider ham. I would be the amazing spider-ham. Ew! I don't like this at all. Yeah, that's a lot of fun. This thing has been feeling uneasy. Yeah, that's how big it is, man. What do I do?
Starting point is 01:17:37 Do I kill it? I can't kill it. I'm going to have to catch the spider, put her in a container. Degrade it first. Degrade it first. Mastery of bees. Mastery of bees. Degrade it first. And take what? Degrade it first. Mastery of bees.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Mastery of the bees. I'm gonna take it. In the top work container and do this. Oh, I'm gonna take it. Oh, I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
Starting point is 01:17:57 I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
Starting point is 01:18:03 I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm good. I'm neural. She's the widow that you're looking for actually. I never try to finger a girl like that. What? They're like with seven. It's really more in her face. No. I was I did do write this joke about fingering people. I don't know if you've heard it, but the whole thing was, I just feel weird. Finger-fucking-now is very weird to me. I feel like I'm looking for something. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:36 I can't even make that joke. Yeah. I was finger-fucking and I was just sitting there trying to do it and I was like, this and I was it and I was like this and I was just I'm right there And I'm just like I feel like I'm looking for something like a The couch or Yeah, and I like on the side of my car seat like I I'm just like this is just so what am I doing?
Starting point is 01:19:00 What am I What if my son wakes up and he needs me right away? I'm gonna have to hold this hand away. I can hold him with one arm and be like, can't hold me. I can't, I can't. I can't. No, you'll never eat fucking any seafood again.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Well, the good thing about fingering is that you leaves your other hand free to do other things. So you can be fingering with one hand and then like, I don't know, wrestling your shoe back from the dog with the other or whatever is happening, you know, like whatever other things are happening in your life, you could do the bills, you could write a document for someone to approve. I can't imagine Anthony having the stamina to think of fuck anybody. Oh yeah, that'm an athlete.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Well, yeah, I'm long asleep before that happens. I get one in and I'm passed out. Yeah, fingers never go flaccid. That's what's nice. You did. You'd hear this from Anthony a lot. Oh. Ah.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. It's wrong. Nothing. No, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. Usually I'm reading a book. Yeah, usually I'm well into withering heights. My mind just went, oh, you know if you're fingering somebody,
Starting point is 01:20:25 if you want to use both hands, you could just put them like, have them sit on your dick or something. And I thought I discovered having sex with women, just like I naturally came to like, oh, you know what we do? I could use my dick to do that instead of my hand. And then I was like,
Starting point is 01:20:38 this is like the kind of idiot I am. This is the kind of idiot I am. You know, that's how finger-fucking-dewing. I was like, I'm so, I want I want to I just don't want to fuck her right now. He just went, Hey, come over here and he just said, sit on my fingers. He started chipping a fucking elephant into a wall. It is how the Michelangelo was created. Everyone knows it was one handed Simply remove that which is not being fingered
Starting point is 01:21:08 If you think about finger fucking I mean think about the evolution of sex I we probably started with Okay, did it did we find our way to the vagina or do we just instinctually know how to put our penis into the vagina to make babies like other animals and why are we the only animals that have moved on to other things? Like, I'm talking to bins. What's that? You mean like, fucking to bins?
Starting point is 01:21:38 Like, we've moved on to like, we're fucking, uh, two bins. I fuck two bins. I think I have once waste time I mean I believe moose eat pussy Moose eat pussy? You heard it here folks first There's a learning podcast I've ever been on one
Starting point is 01:21:58 I don't want to do a rogue and apology tomorrow Yesterday I got some facts I said that boost the positive. I made a mistake. I didn't do the research. I fucked up and I want to say I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart. Moose, I don't know we're gonna investigate and find out but I think I got wrong information. Do Moose 69? If they eat pussy they probably 69 and that's fun to me Imagine walking in on two moose 69ing standing
Starting point is 01:22:31 Think about think about the way it's What is that two bears moosen Oh What did I do this is the look at the black guy who clearly was going down on a bear What did I do? Look at the black guy who clearly was going down on a bear. He's the one being to find out that info. That's fucking, that's what's his name. That's the Carson.
Starting point is 01:22:53 That's Carson. That's my car. Carson is the one who found out about oral sex from bears. That's a male. A male who is living in captivity in a sanctuary have been observed engaging in philatio. Good for them. I tell you that, you know.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Apparently they do lick each other's coaches. Couches. Yeah, but I showed it to them. But you can't lick an animal penis because those things have spikes in there. They're honored. Fikes. They do the squirrely and there's like corkscrews. Gabby, do you like a finger or a penis?
Starting point is 01:23:35 I like both in completely different ways. Oh God, what a fucking Libby woke answer. How does that make me liberal? She's a very good point. What yeah about what is a conservative response to that? To I like a finger because I can be on my phone. No, I like a conservative like subpoenas because that's the way
Starting point is 01:24:03 God met you unless unless you're not married and then you fucking the ass Is this are you telling me this or am I? Listen, I'm at you I'm asking a question Okay, I have to answer me because I don't want to get in trouble with your friends Your friends call you tomorrow. My friends are the liberal friend. Yeah. It's me Brenda. Why did you ask Gabby about fingers? Your canceled. You're canceled. You're not showing you more Gabby. He just respected you too many times. I'm like now. You say it now. All right, listen. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:46 But what would you, if you could only have one? That's a horrible situation. Oh, that's why I asked it. I would ask. Pleasant questions. How do you like flowers and vagina? What? I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 01:25:01 I would say dick. I would choose dick. Okay. There you go. That's I wanted to hear. M would say did I would choose dick. Okay, there you go. That's I want it here. Mutt mush capture that repeat it. I want to play at the end of every episode. I'm calling my friends. Now ask me now ask me.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Like Well, you know, dig a course, but that's just a copy of Gabby. It's so funny because I know you jam stuff in your bum. Yeah, of course. Where else would I hide my ring? Hello, Anthony, that's your joke. I'm just taking your joke. I'm not gonna spell that. That's a problem. Before I let back play with it. Mush, can you pull up Anthony's bed about sticking the ring in your finger and we can all I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:25:47 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:25:55 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:26:03 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. This is a headline that came out. The video is gone, but yeah, just so you know how fucked up animals came in. Yeah, they got rid of revenge porn. Yeah, I guess we're all fucked up. If we can find a fishhead, we'd fuck it, right? That's what she said. That's a very specific woman. I knew David.
Starting point is 01:26:22 I feel, I feel, yes, Anthony. of the rich but i don't know i knew that i was a i don't know that this is the ask a company now i got lost in the schematics of the masturbation with the fish and then once you said fish had i got it and that's why i was like oh okay right well i know i i i i i sense from the shininess of gregg's forehead that his mood swing is about to kick that
Starting point is 01:26:44 dropped again. I'm just sleeping on the show. I love doing you know what, dude, it's only five hours long. It's like a flight to Florida. We have to wrap it up. Wow, I don't know. I was just.
Starting point is 01:27:02 We do have to wrap it up. I didn't tell my story about a buffet. What? We don't have a buffet. We have, we got to read the names this week. I love the, we used to read the Patreon names. It was like 50 names every week. It's like slowly.
Starting point is 01:27:19 Now it's like one name every week. I sign up and cancel Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.
Starting point is 01:27:31 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.
Starting point is 01:27:39 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob me do my bit. Let me do it. Let me do my bit. Can I do my bit? Yeah, please do your bit. Let me do my bit. Let me do it. It's just my bit. I want to do my bit. Can I do my bit? I find this? Do my bit. Oh, go do my bit. All right. One time I was at a buffet. I was eating chicken fringers and there was a woman, a woman. And she said, take me now and then we and that's how I met my wife
Starting point is 01:28:09 That's the bit it's a life bit we learn Greg what are you doing? I'm losing my mind. That one sweating you haven't you haven't worked out for two hours now. I'm so done. I'm sorry. I'm so done from the workout. I was so tired. Came in this thing. My brain. I'm in silly time. You ever go on silly time? We just go with silly time. Months silly time, man. Oh, silly time. It's a silly time, Greg. You know, I'm in silly time you ever go on silly time. We just owe it silly time months silly time man It's a silly time Greg, you know, I'm a prep up show after this with the fans What happens to your other guy didn't we try to get the other guy on to no my other man
Starting point is 01:29:02 Brendan but Brennan's traveling back from his road Yeah, who is Brendan? Brendan Aries, a very funny comedian who's also transgender. Sorry, I'm letting Greg field all the questions. I just want to see what comes out. Now, I just grab it any word. You know, whatever word is there, he's got the fajita sweats. It's not, it's not far off, but this was a vegetable case idea. My wife made it because she wants me to live. She says, I do the same. What?
Starting point is 01:29:30 You make Greg. Anthony, you look like a sweat hog. What's a sweat hog? Oh my God. What's a sweat hog? To me, he just looks like a Mexican American. That's a sweat hog. That's dirty. That's dirty. You dirty. You and him dirty. You dirty them up. Remember welcome back Connor. No, I wasn't pointing the 30s. You know, the 70s you fuck. That was pre-beam. Yeah, they all look like Anthony all of the way he looks like fucking he looks like john javult to mr. Carter and fucking uh...
Starting point is 01:30:15 it looks like if all of them had a baby then you have Anthony to be that's like everyone of those one guy so mad which one the black guy not a black guy seems to me something, but the guy behind him is very mad. I didn't get a chair. How come I didn't get a seat? That's Mr. Cautier.
Starting point is 01:30:32 Mr. Cautier? Yeah, that's the teacher. You don't know that fucking show? Dude, that show literally came out before we invaded Poland. I'm sorry, I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:30:52 I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:31:00 I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I was born somewhere else. I'm going to do it. Every week we got to read the names to the new Patreon people and we're going to shout out. Feel free to correct me or to jump in Greg or Anthony. The first name, here we go.
Starting point is 01:31:18 I want to thank you is Keith Lecoux. Our. Okay. I don't have any bets on that. I don't have any bets on that. Robert Reed! 10 bucks, baby! You know what you get.
Starting point is 01:31:34 A 10-gun salute. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Wait a minute you're $10 subscribers all you give them are a 10 gun salute We give them of we my god Anthony. We need to stop We're doing 50 goddamn episodes we get $10. We'll come to your house and beside you Planeys join I need this and Bobby's like $10 Give it reads reason their name too. I let them finger me if they donate three. Like it. Even white head.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Eric, you take you tag you do what eggs They got started putting their addresses down so we could read those and Raphael Barros I Want to thank you guys for joining the Patreon Patreon.com Sash Robert Kelly. We do a counter and Kelly here on Patreon. You get YKWD before anybody else, and you can watch it live. We're going to be doing an extra 10 minutes. We're going to do it today, but I don't know if these guys can we do an extra 10 minutes at the end. I don't know if you want to do it
Starting point is 01:33:06 I don't want to stop. Yeah, let's do it. All right. We're gonna do an extra 10 minutes the show is gonna wrap up right now. What do you have? Gabby, what's your things? Follow me on Instagram at Gabby is Brian on Twitter at Gabby is Brian and listen to my podcast unabashed podcast and that's it Terry Lyle, 25 dollar membership. I'll fucking love you for life, baby. You get a shout out. We got one night stand coming with me and Ron Bennington at the blue claw stadium in Blue Claw Stadium in first near Jersey Park, Lakewood, New Jersey, October 24th. It's going to be an epic show, please show up. And of course, I'll be in Tempe at the improv Thursday Friday Saturday. David, not David, Anthony.
Starting point is 01:33:57 David. David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David David please Yeah, it was a power play, but no real insult, you know David that's fine Yeah, listen to the Raddute cast follow the Raddute cast at the Raddute cast on Instagram and that's it. Nice. And Paul, I mean, Greg. My name is Greg and you've seen me here and you can see me again on my Patreon
Starting point is 01:34:35 where I have full frontal sex with a man who does not see it coming. I really, I pick a man, he doesn't know. Usually I hit him with a hammer first and I have full frontal sex, Full frontal sex penis we don't That's only for six dollars a month you get Quite a deal especially if you're the guy who We pick someone who donates the patreon and I show up with a hammer hit him in the head and then I go
Starting point is 01:35:03 It's you pal and we have full frontal sex That's when you look at each other eye to eye and clap Clap with their dicks I ever chose Stol Joe show the second of whatever month is coming up At 7 p.m. Bobby will be opening for me. I will come if I'm around opening for me. I will come to from around. I will come. Yeah, well, yeah, come. I would just say that's just try to steal your fans and then you don't show up and then you take the blame. But it's so much fun. Well, you can have all my fans, they're great people and they they love comedy and they love you anyway. So mush, what do you got? Follow me at Mike
Starting point is 01:35:40 Feeswar as an Instagram follow the show at WaikieWDude podcast, follow Bobby at Robert Kelly live, and follow, we gotta be at Gabby as Brian, like she said. I also do the production for our red dude cast, we have a one minute clip, if it's okay to show for them. Well, yeah, let's show that real quick, all right. Let's go. Well, it's a matter of time. You can't show time quick. You can't condense time. Time is time. It's show the fucking clip. One second, it's freezing for show reason. You can't condense time. Time is time. It's show the fuck I quit. What second? It's reading for cameras. Well, I'll do my bit. I'll do my bit.
Starting point is 01:36:08 I do my bit. No, your bits going on the 10 minute extras. Oh, my God. I've really lost my mind today. It's going to make me leave. OK. Don't. No, I have to.
Starting point is 01:36:23 Don't leave. No, my browser I'll be right back one second you guys I listen you guys watching it live we're gonna you guys oh Shit, I think I just shit you do that every after that makes me scared and worried for you Because my asshole is loose Why you guys are the best Gabby? you so much we'll see you next week and I hope to see you too very soon in person hopefully. You too. You guys that's fans in the world make sure you subscribe tell a friend like you know what dad we'll see you guys next week. ¿Y qué haces? ¡Vamos a ver, ¿y qué haces? ¡Vamos a ver, ¿y qué haces? Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras te esperan.
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