Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Hot Air Balloon Pilot

Episode Date: January 8, 2018

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You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the Planet Earth. This is gonna be a claustrophic. It's podcast, no rules. What are the mic-ass holes? I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic-o? No, what the fuck?

That was trying to keep it like a comic-head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down And sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's 10 no topics no directions. I love doing it Side to the coin Daydying my podcast is popular. I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Robert Kelly, I caught the fucking the AIDS from my mother's house. I go to my mother's house as a Patreon dish. I tell my wife, I say, you know, I told everybody, everybody there was sick. Every time I go there, I get sick. Is that Boston you talking about? Is Boston.

Is that your house that's in Boston? It's outside of Boston. That's nice. Welcome back to a real city. Fuck you. That's so weird. I got real buildings out here. We got old, we got old buildings.

We got old buildings. Goodwill hunting. You made it to New York City. That's the dream. You ever notice that Boston, all those movies were trying to get out of Boston. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta go see about a girl. It was you That's right. He come here. He's the type to be I have been on this podcast before it's old It's been a long time. You haven't invited me back in a long time. Well, I don't know what happened

Well, you you got you you were on the road a lot. I'm not on the road. I don't leave this city Wow, you're trying to get to Westchester. You know where I moved since? Do you live out there? Can't you live in Candyland right now? But it last time you, mom, no, sorry, it's baby. You need to get that correct. First of all, you need to get your pronouns correct. This 2018. He knows he needs to get his pronouns correct when he gets on back pages. I'm sorry. That's three. You know, he's already hit me up a lot of time. He be emailing me for years.

He's a fan. Long time he tried to get in there. Yeah. That's a tough time to crack. That's right. But he never reach enough for me to to come to me. I try to bring her down pricing. But Bobby Carly, that's not the fuck I was just on the tonight show.

I'm happy to be here right now. You need to work your way up to the open mic's to shit. Bobby can't, he's a veteran comedian and shit. He did that. He was with Jimmy Fallon. Did you see that shit? Funny. So you must be making money too.

And you leave it in Westchester Holy shit. How many? You made it and shit to Candyland. That's all trying to go. You're not a youngster, right? Cause that's just not the real world. You made it and shit to Candyland. That's all trying to go. You're not a young girl, right? Because that's just not the real Westchester. That's part of the Bronx.

They got to stop claiming that for WestJunk, though. That's just the North Bronx, the shit. So you got a house in shit with ground? Last time. Last time. Last time we're here. You're on the show. I had an, you? Last time. Last time. Last. Last time we were here. You're on the show. I had an apartment on 47th Street.

Since then, I've got a son, and I moved up to Westchester's Greenberg, right near Arzlie. They just named it up to a Jewish doctor up there. You living Greenberg? Yeah. That's the benefit of the city there, right? I've got a big backyard. Holy shit? I got a big back yard. Holly said

I got a big front yard. Holly said. I got a tree swing in the front. Holly said. I have a fire pit Beautiful house. You're moving on up like the Jefferson's not like that shit. But you said you got a kiss. So you marry? Yeah That's not the first marriage I broke up Ray Yeah That's not the first marriage I broke up What is it? I'm Sam getting to try to get in there. I've been watching the secret. You know, I need to you know It's not a coincidence that I'm here I mean, I watch a tonight show said that show was really funny. Oh, thank you It was really fun. That's it And so I said you know what I want to go back under you, you know what, those podcasts.

And then I got that call from this producer here. Yeah. That's that was like banging Maricia. It was fucking hard from start to finish. Bang, bang, bang. Woo. Exactly. Right.

The whole time. It was experienced. It's crazy. I like it. He's crazy. Have you, so you've seen him on the, he's tried to hit chat before. I've been listening to the show. I've been listening to, I'm a friend of Bobby Kelly. You know that. I've been following Bobby Kelly a long time.

I wish I was at hair and you were just stroking me the whole time. What's up? That's that should be creepy. You listen. I go, I go, I, you need to have some rules in life. I don't know if you read the Bible, man, can I live on bread alone and shit? You need some rules and just motherfucker got no rules.

He's looser for. He from the devil. I love it. I love it. I love life. I don't know if you read the Bible, man, can I live on bread alone and shit? You need some rules and just motherfucker got no rules. He's lucifer, he's from the devil. He K.R.S. Does he like the joke of Batman? I don't like to. He's dangerous.

I don't play with that shit. Why so serious? Exactly, right there. All right, so let's introduce the show today. We have a couple guys that are late. They're stuck on the train. But we have in fine dance. That's right.

It's dance apparently. Dance. Yeah. And I was saying before, I almost did it. If the show was yesterday, thank God for the snowstorm, I wouldn't have made it yesterday.

Oh yeah. I was sick. Oh, I got you this medicine. What? It's homeopathic. Oh great. I'm being dead serious. She's such a hippie.

What do I do? Okay, you open this and put it it on your top. What you put it on your tongue? I'm like a fucking that's ecstasy. That's you try to give him Molly. It's Molly That's great. What is it Molly? Are you going to trip? Those mine. Yeah, no, no, sorry. Are you sick? I? Feel one coming on. I was sick. I had like a 24 hour bug. New Year's Eve. Yeah, I'm sure I'll want something else. Yeah. Okay, just pour all of it under your tongue. What is it? It's like little sugar tastes like sugar crystals. Oh, I like that. That's that shit where you from originally Jersey Jersey. I thought that was like some new ham show should that's not like a new ham should remedy right there

Poor this like you know heroin. Yeah, that's the piece This route that grows out there put pouring on the a tongue of shit and wasn't who gave you this? I've been taking it forever. It works. Yeah, what does it do? I don't know it's your gun No, don't chew on it. I'm trying not to it's hard. It needs I'm a chubby guy. You put something sweet in my mouth. I want to chew it. Just let it melt melt I'm doing a podcast talking you're the one I just put it on I know I Know it was like fucking nitrous rostride

It's a terrible is it is like rocks? Like, it's a sugar. Is it sugar? So it's not dissolving? No, it's not dissolving. Is it sweet dog? It tastes like candy. It doesn't make me just, it makes me want to dump shut.

Just swallow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case the cold comes on, it's chilly outside. Yeah, but you can't take one and it happens. You need to take like three. No, those, just in cases Who else they're coming to the show we got Mike Vicki on college said he's funny, too

Wait a minute and we have dance soda. Holly shit Too funny people I'd be following comedy all the time this career is going good here Holly shit, Ian Fina you lucky to be in the room with these motherfuckers is going good in here. Holy shit. Ian Fina, you lucky to be in the room with these motherfuckers. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. Tonight show serious sex. And he lives with him. So he doing good. No, Mike's done it tonight, Joe. He done the tonight show when he was when he was when Jay, when Jay Lennon was doing that shit. He's done it twice. He did it twice. Oh my god. Sit next to me, motherfucker. Shit. Yeah, he's done it twice. Oh, look at this. Make a sandwich out of me. I like you. Can I take your congratulations to Bobby first?

Oh, yeah. I saw you at Gotham, but you're, you're eclipsed by your fans and I didn't want to break in. Right? Yeah. So, okay, tell me the story. He did fans with air quotes. I think he just did it in front of me too, but I was. No, they were around you. They were. They were. He just did the same. Worshiping you. I was doing a birthday party downstairs at Gotham.ing you. I was doing a birthday party downstairs at Gotham. Ask me what I was doing a birthday party. How are you going to compliment me and

diss me at the same time. Who do I complimented you and shit on myself? And diss me. You did air quotes to a fans. Absolutely. I think you're just looking for the insult. I also like when because Mike's kind of out of breath because we were running here. Now it starts, it's starting to sound like he's getting emotional. He's like, I was just saying, I was complimenting you. Well, I was taking away from me. Can you get a little more? Who told me to run, Dan? I sure shit didn't.

Somebody smells like weed and shit. That's me. Yeah. That's my perfume. Are you doing? I'm doing good. I like your hair. I thank you very much. I worked. I just grow that a bed

That's why I got the sweatshirt on you level come off decked out, but it's it But I woke up at 12 30. I got here at 12 32. Hello, what's up with your hair? You have villain in a fucking DC. Yeah, I wrote out of bed. I wrote out of the bed. I told soda hanged on the wall He will come on I was like, shut up! And then, let me go there. The fact that you guys still live together

is just hilarious. It's economically very responsive. Oh, that's what you got to do. For both of us? For him, not for you. Yeah, for me. For me, it's great. You put a married Maricia,

and went up a Westchester by now. I would love to. Can we, I mean, I got my own body. I'm like sleepy Mauricio face. I was just, I was just, I had a bad. I hate playing. He's got, he's got, he's got, he's got charisma. She has picker cousin up at the ER face.

That's the, what you step on. I just throw that a bad, but my charisma's still there. I don't care, I don't even wear makeup muscles. I hashtag no makeup. Come on, my charisma's always rolling around. That's the day. You, yeah, you do look good. I mean, even wear makeup mostly to hashtag no makeup come on charisma. So we're rolling around You you do look good. I mean even in the hoodie. Thank you. I thought you're gonna come on the dress Now that's sad. I mean, you know, it's the morning. I mean, I got uggs on right now I don't care. It's winter time. It's the same that dango that carat time

That's the summertime when we shut that skin right now is that uggs that sweatshirt Those sweatpants. I don't give a shit. What do you mean, dangle the car? That's what we be doing. When you a girl, you be walking around dangling that car. That's it to the man that look, she's absolutely right. We keep the whole motivation going for the civilization. That's what women do. I mean, there really is not a better feel.

Yeah, she's absolutely correct. That's right. That's why you go to those countries where they don't dangle that car. The economy is not good. Those countries is backwards and shit because those women ain't dangling that carat they're not showing that skin What can't what countries? I read all the in the middle east When they are covered up they got the stormtrooper out there. That is Sri Allah. You cannot dangle Karen. Do not dangle that carat you shall die cut off your hand. Can I do this? Yeah, you can do it

Yeah, that's called the honest I know y'allis used to do this. Yeah, he that motherfucker got engaged. You thought that idea. He did that and the most great. He also did in the most Yannis way possible. It's the most brook great. The girl asked me to, the girl said yes, you're probably like that. He don't have a lot of class time on the phone. Surprise. It wasn't that a Yankee game on the big screen. Where? Yeah, this is being up, Yannis, his page. Wait a minute. How do Yannis do it? I don't know how he did it.

He'll follow his life, I got my own life. Probably some cheesy shit though. Bobby's like an FBI agent trying to invent, like investigate. He's like, so would you say that you know how he did it? I think it's all Instagram. It's all Instagram. It's all Instagram. What is, now he's on Instagram. Did he, did he did it. Oh, there, I think it's all, I thought it's Instagram. So good to Instagram. What is, what is,

now he's on the Instagram hot, did he, did he do it on Christmas? It looks like he did it in front of the tree. In front of the tree. That's what he looked like in the picture. She's needed down there. That's what all that's doing. Yeah, she did it in front of the tree.

Oh my God, scroll down, scroll down. If you scroll really fast on Yannis's page, he looks like a very progressive hairdresser like faster. There it is. There's the kill shot. Damn it is. Wow. Yannis. Now whose house is that? Hopefully I don't know how that is. I hope his pillows. That's definitely

not his house. Let's tell you that. I don't have a scene from my big fat Greek wedding. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah. I'll be here a week. So that's the he just started. Sorry, thank you. Yeah, I'll be here a week. So that's it. He just started. Yeah, it's a go.

What do he post? That's his comment, dear. It's a goal. I mean, really, I mean, shit, like he's launching fucking jets off an aircraft carrier. Exactly. It's a go. It's a go. We got to bomb them.

It's like it's a movie post. Go, go, Put it in the description that people want to know what happened. I wonder. Did I wonder if he wrapped the present or if it was in one of those goddy Christmas bags, you know when people don't care about your present. They just put a paper in there. They don't want to wrap it. Yeah. No, I think he wrapped this some type of wrapping.

He probably did like a. She's going to cover the shoulders. Look at what he's thinking. grab this sometime wrap him. He probably did like a she's gonna cover the shoulders. Yeah, she's looking at it. What are you thinking? I'm looking at it. He probably did like a looks like he did like a D. This is it. If he did it like this, that's class.

He probably put her in. If I want to say that this what you do, if you're listening, this is how you do it. If you do it on Christmas Eve, all right. You get a decoy gift, but you don't want that gift to be too shitty. Okay. Because then it's obvious.

You want it to be a go-go, but not too good. You want it to be like a lollipop. That's right. You want it to be like a bag. That's exactly where some type of other piece of jewelry, some shoes. To get them off the trail. See?

Now this is an adult. That's an adult. Yeah, he also looks like a hot air balloon pilot with that scarf on right now I have I have this I love that you didn't make it a pilot. Because I'm chubby, you made it a heart-hate balloon pilot. Yeah. We're going to... Struggling to get up the ground.

So what much guys do if you have a problem with heights? Just grab onto the basket as we go up. I'm not just trying to do a dang cook bit. I'm acting out central, baby! Showtime! Dan's showtime! Dan is coffeeed up by the way Dunkin' up we love we love coke. We're talking. Oh no coke Dan Oh, you co-dannel start his own podcast right now

Called what's your fucking problem? I lose will fucking put it on well. Yeah, bro. That's my dog. That's my dog for life. Come on I'm fading. I gotta go piss I took 20 pieces the last time I was on that Do you understand that was one of the worst hangovers I've ever had on any substance? Why? Because I did mushrooms and Molly that day the night before I didn't sleep the night before we called Dan the chemist back at the house Yeah, I put on a lab coat. We

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Sorry, I'm too know. You can come and we can talk about our tonight shows. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm too underground. All I do is Conan. I'm so underground. I don't even do those. Yeah. Ian is one of my favorite people to bump in because depending on what he's wearing, it's just a range of things where he can look like a successful movie producer with a

lion worker. Yeah. He really does. He's got character actor face. Will you look at Ian and you're like, I know iron worker. Yeah. He really does. He's got character actor face. Were you looking at Ian and you're like, we really, I know this guy from some. He really is background in any movie. Yeah.

It's great. I got stopped on the time. I just agree with whatever these are all with me. Really? Yeah. So did you produce Nirvana's second album? Yeah, I did. Yeah, it was.

Yeah, Steve Elbegan, good to see you. Oh, yeah. I got a lack. Oh, I did get a little sick. I went home for Christmas. First of all, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year to all of you.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. We, uh, I had to go home. I bought my mother a fridge. Hey, nice. But my wife is a nickel chaser. You all right, Mauricio? Yeah, I'm just. Is that racist. I don't know

It's like the least racist is it saying she's a Jew I'm not me Little chaser does not me. Let's get moody on the phone. Moody. That's penny grab her. Oh, panic grab She getting she chaser that money. She likes that money. She likes to save money. Who does it? That's nice. She's done about money.

She's doing living with him, saving that money. Right? A lot of him saving up. Save a ton of it. That's right. She'd be fucking paying his rent. That's what I think. I don't know.

I'm not putting that on the table. I don't know. I've been to that discussion. I don't know, man. It's a quality, bro. Tell me you got, please tell me you don't pay even rent. No, no, you pay more. Yeah.

But you have a bigger room. I'm a bigger room with a window. And it's finally got a window. No, I get to know. You know, all those seven years I lived in a room without a window. You lived in his room. No, in a fucking closet. Who lives in your room?

He did. He's lived in his room the whole time. Yeah, you have no window. No, I have a window, bro. It's pretty sweet. We had two. We have two. Not gonna lie. It is pretty sweet window. What kind of jealous of it? The view is awesome. We have two and a half. What's the view? It's two and a half windows. It's just that. It's an abandoned courtyard that we're not allowed in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no're not allowed in. No, no lady. And the lady below us doesn't ever go into. So it's just like years of sadness all piled in the one courtyard. Right. So she on the first floor. She's on the bit.

She's in the basement, but she has access to the backyard. We're on the first floor. So she old. Yeah. OK, she got to go soon. I don't know. She's Spanish. So she could go, you know, there was a Spanish person there.

And they put this into the couple fingers for put this under a tongue What is it just pull this on the poison? Why do you have poison in your studio? They like living together though, right? Yeah, you guys are good friends. I'm the day. It's great. It's great. It's great. Perfect living situation. Yes. We nailed it. We really did. Really? He's my common law husband. Have you guys seen each other naked? No, no, just topless. No. Why? Because there's a bathroom door that we close. Yeah,

where you guys live? Yeah, cool. I don't know. I live in a steam room at fucking E.C.O. Knox. What are you? What? What? Yeah. I got to show my deck to my roommate. That's how I let him know who I am. You know, New York City is one of the only cities, probably the only city though, that you would see a living situation like that, and they doing good, cause they're not doing good. You know, they live in like, they're not doing good,

but they doing good. When I dated that wealthy girl, once living up to par, the other ones down playing in a little. They down playing a little bit. Well, I mean, look, what are you, a socialist? Does some shit you feel guilty about doing good?

No, no, no, no, no, I want to save money from my other family members. Oh, I got your other family. How many? My mom and my grandma. So you have two people. Your grandma's still alive? That's cute.

I'm nine years old, Rob. Can you guys ask me? I'm saving money for rent. No. My saving money to pay for rent. I love that he's saving money for somebody who's 90. When are you going to give it to him? No, I'm saying I give her. Maybe it should hurry up. That's you gonna give it to him? No, I'm gonna give him.

Maybe you should hurry up. That's the carrot I dangle. I go, Nana, you make it a 91. I'll give you a 500 bucks. That's a king's ransom. You were a good party. Tell you give it to her in a fortnight. I go, sorry.

Yeah. Wow. No, that was for that. I felt that was good. No, you went for it. Where's the was good. No, you went for it. Where's the bomb in there, no? I don't know, the Lewis and Jeff. The gentleman came and thrones comments.

Yeah, that's you went for it. That's saying you went for it. He dove in like this, have first. I'll say this. You got off easy on that one, Mike. So you are really good person. No, not at all. Yeah, no, you are.

No, you are really good person. Wait, wait, you know what? Can I say something, Maricia, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to move to Westchester. Eventually. I love him to Westchester. Yes. He's stepping up. He's like the game of Frogger. He's getting, he's safe. And then he gets to the next level. That's exactly what it is. I had to Westchester. Yeah.

And when he enters that, I'm gonna move the flushing. Thanks for asking. He's gonna get a, he's gonna get a in-lawed apartment. Mike's gonna get an outer burrow where they just keep taxi cabs they don't use. I don't know that.

I don't know what he's baseman. Just turned into him. I'm gonna know if that ballroom with these basement. Just turn it around. I'm gonna get to take a bus to a train. Yeah. I go, Mike lives in ozone park now. Yeah. You're gonna have to go through a factory to get a Mike's.

Yeah. I go, Mike, did they used to make sighting here? And he goes, they did. They did. I live with this 53 year old Honduran. Yeah. He's only, he had three times. Yeah. He always smells like burnt steel. Yeah, no, I'm

not. It's a great living situation. We're close to the airport. Our apartment's big and close to each other emotionally. There's only one wall physically between us. There's nothing emotion. What's the wall that separates our bedroom. Yeah, that's it. So you better than the next to each other. Yeah, so it's a small apartment. Okay. I think it's very nice. You have a big living room. Yeah, yeah, really spacious. Really spacious. You say good night to each other every night. Yeah. That's cute. So you basically live in the manly way. It's like I'll say tomorrow dog. I don't fucking shut up. I go sleep tight. That's how I had it at the end. He goes, all right, night, bro, I go, shut up, stupid bitch, fight you. It's a tight.

Where is he? Where do you live? I live in the Lower East Side. That's sad. I was just about to say he lives like a Mexican sending money home to his family. That's nice. Next like an immigrant. I got my mom in Colorado and she's a nanny

and she knows what's going on. She's a mother and annie. Yeah, and what's funny is really, what sucks is when the family that my mom nannies, when the parents caught up to my age, like the dad's 35, but I'm 34, and he's like a top optometrist in Denver, and she has a 12 year old son and my mom's like,

see you met anybody, I'm all, no, Trish, no I haven't. And I know that you're watching a 12 year old. Like that, you're on billions. You're on billions? You're on billions? Stop, I'm gonna give you this right now. You're on billions. One of the funniest guys walking,

you have a successful radio show, you're making money hand over fist. If I just put her up, if I just put a fucking new Water heater in her apartment little respect. I didn't give her a great mic install it Everybody miss does shit. Yeah, why said that mic installed it look like he is thoughts I said mic over to make sure it's done right. Yeah, save myself 50 bucks. Yeah, I go Mike's pretty good mom. You got that Alan ranch I just bought my mother a hot water heater 800 tops

Like you gave her a fucking new my back or something. It was a fifth. I just bought her a new hot water I go this is how much I treat this woman like a queen Just got her fresh set of ice trays How old are you 34? I still young Well, not too young. How old is this crazy motherfucker over here? Ian's, yeah. I just turned 33 and 35. Yeah, this is still young.

How old are you? I'm 45. That's right. Are you really? Yeah. That's great. Thanks, Bobby. That come out.

Thanks. I appreciate it. You know what? I don't ever ever know why he would take it as a slate because whenever I realize that I've seen him with a shirt off I'm like 45 and vitamin supplement He's 34 and I'm like Look at him. I'm like 45. Yeah, but can you stop staring at the side of Dan's head please? He's talking and I'm listening to him Yeah, but some the whole show you've been staring at it. It's almost too attentive

I was gonna say something I was gonna say something She think she's single how about she single what are you opening? Browsing she blushing is shit. I think I think she got a point Dan's easy on the eyes. She's single Look at him. He's a prince. I can't listen to him talk You're both princes I thought I was a I feel I feel both I know you too I already Wrong

He is a princess You know Yeah, all right. She's a fuck about to rage your kingdom It's a fun if she's over a gas digital. Yeah, she's like Lewis. Welcome to my new podcast gabbin it up a gas digital. Yeah, she's like, Lou, welcome to my new podcast, gabbing it up. You know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and Vecchio. You motherfuckers, you had a podcast here. Yeah, we did. Dude, I did listen to all that fucking drama. You got to pick up your phone, bro. You blew it. You blew it.

I blew it. How did I blew it? Let's not get into this game for you. And I'm a third party. How did I blew it? You blew it. They were so excited to do a podcast on your network. What, how did we blow it?

You guys didn't call them back. Who didn't call them back? You were Rob Sprance. Is that really what happened? No, you're dealing with Rob, but I love Rob, but it was like we couldn't get the contract for like months and months and months. And then I don't know.

What are you talking about? I say I watched all this third person. Why would you call me? Because we weren't dealing with you. From the start, you were busy with other stuff. I thought it was Rob was a guy. And I throw Rob under the bus, but it's just like. Rob, listen.

Yeah, it Mike says that as you just hear, tsh. I'm just pulling it away. Oh, Rob was under there. But we needed like a producer too. Like none of us could do any of the technical stuff. We can't get you a producer. But not, not, not from what, not from what Rob said.

Buddy, we get you a producer. What are you talking about? That's not what we talked about. What I don't think, I think what you want from what I remember is that Lauren you wanted Lauren but Lauren couldn't do it. Like Lauren didn't want to do it. We were phasing Lauren wanted to phase out of stuff. She wanted to be a housewife now.

She wanted to phase out but but before she wanted to do it she did want to do it. Yeah but we could have got you a producer, absolutely. I just want to say, as Mike's husband, I was greatly affected by this. Because I felt like I was in the middle. Where do I go? Why would you, I'm your direct link? No, I figured you weren't the guy, can I, you weren't the guy dealing with it? Before you, Rob was dealing with it. Shut up. Before you, Rob.

See, this is why? You don't know you know me you know me. Okay. I know I wouldn't you go to me But I also know you're very busy and you just you Seriously seriously you're busy with your own shit. So I thought okay, Rob is the guy to go to on this So rob is the goat's the goat's the goat's busy I am not fun. I'm busy. You're doing real good. No, I saw your website. You are busy. Yeah, I'm looking Comics, mohican son, but I know you're doing good if you're a comedian, right? Even if I'm busy You know that Saturday I'm doing nothing you know that Friday after 10 o'clock after radio

I'm going back to hotel to have a free breakfast and to jerk off. You know my schedule, because my schedule is just casual. And he's going to, and her schedule, her schedule. But Bobby, I think you're, I think what Mike's trying to say is like, he never even talked to you about the podcast. He never had this thing go. So there's never, it was never a thing of like, let me call him, refer to, you have a problem with something.

You're my friend, right? Right? Yeah, but I was not dealing with you the entire time. Refer to you. So you have a problem with something. You're my friend, right? Right? Yeah, but I was not dealing with you the entire time. You were like, I was dealing with Rob, the entire time. But that with me at any point said, dude, you're fucking boy, he's cool, but what's going on? And we would have fucking took care of it.

We need Louis to call him right now. I heard that this is what I heard. Okay, here we go. I heard that you guys weren't gonna do the podcast you change your mind. That's what I heard. I heard you guys Mike D Oh, Christie something happened you're gonna change your mind you weren't gonna do the podcast and You know blah blah blah blah like you guys didn't want to do it anymore. I heard that too I heard he was too busy doing bad boys, but you can watch on you too. Oh, that is very that's a very funny web series. They're on it. Him and Jonas pop it. I'm obsessed with the use of the word hyena.

Hi, I think it's hilarious and I say cozy. Waszy. Cause he was he. Cause that's right. They got a good thing going to us to they need it. The career is not going that good. Career is going great. Both of them. We're not we're not side track and Dan oh dude I'll jump right I tried to side track I'm trying to make it find out a piece of information that I'm holding on so yeah what did you have what is it what is it what is it sorry what is it bitch my man ain't talking about it I ain't talking about it's the piece of your eyes out no I don't know what I don't know what's going on in that

guy's head he's a great, that's another big head reference Why don't we ask Abby she's staring at it y'all Gabby Gabby I'm sorry. Thank you. Gabby was Drulling Gabby was blushing and drooling because I was too when he was talking about taking care of his model and his family members. He's marriage material. My mom. How crazy with that. I'm talking to the girls in the room for a second. How classy. How cute was that shit?

My mom and my mom are the most important people to me. I like to send them on the night. I know that. Robert, I don't know what you're talking about. He's a good person. He's a good person. She knows that shit. I know.

I'm telling you, her pussy was feeling that way. That's just going to get his pussy. Listen, Bobby's shit. That's right. Try to shit on me. Are you telling? He's living in that apartment by choice to take care of his family and his friend. Listen to the woman despicable me.

She was sitting there like this. She was dreamy at it shit. I saw her. She was dreamy eye. Like she was watching an instant concert at a 12 years old. She was dreamy. I did shit. I saw her. She was dreamy. I like she was watching in sin concert as 12 years old. She would dreamy. I Marisa, can I say he wasn't taking care of me? I pay my own bills. My friend, well, you know, yeah, but I mean, just being there, but he pays half of your bills. Yeah, the half that

he fucking lives in, you don't pay stalls. If you don't pay full bills, now I don't pay full bills. That's what having a roommate is about. Yeah, he pays full bills. No, what? You pay half your bills and your mom's bills. Oh, I don't pay all my mom's bills. But you pay if you have half and half makes a full. Am I right? One half and another half makes a full.

Well, then what's the other third of my grandma's bills? You pay full bills. So you pay full and a half. Actually, I pay, I pay two because I pay full grandma's bills. A full grandma's bills, half's bills half your bills have boy You just pay half bills. What are you is the count is stop getting into his We're not getting into his business. I'm telling you right now I heard that you you wanted a certain

producer couldn't get it, couldn't make it happen, and then you guys were not gonna do it. And I'll tell you that's what that wasn't what it is at all, as someone that wasn't involved at all, but heard. I'm looking at the guy. Yeah, but I know. That's for you fucking back up. I know he's not gonna say the real reason.

What I got it was, it was like kind of like you can use the studio during the times when it's not being used, we cannot get you a producer. So you're gonna have to learn the system yourself and you have to go in and do it. And I'm like, and after Lauren dropped because Lauren was part of the show, she was doing it.

Then it was like, okay, we're just rudderless now. We're basically rudderless. We cannot just go in, we can't figure it out. We just need somebody who's a point producer on the spot to go in and do it. All right. Is that the real reason? Are you happy?

That was the real reason. Are you happy at gas digital? Yeah. I think that's all that matters. Because gas digital is a fine thing. But I don't want you to feel disrespected because I wasn't dealing with you from the start. Well, you could always call me, but I mean,

of course you can call me, You're a friend of mine. Right. Yeah. Why wouldn't you call me? Why would you think you couldn't call me? Because you weren't the point guy on it, Bobby. It was like, stop with the point guy shit. It's half my network.

I'm the fucking point guy. Whether you want, no, I didn't know that. What do you mean? It's my fucking network with Rob. So I'm always the fucking point guy. Yeah, but no buts. You get a problem and you can't, you're not feeling right. You call me and if I look, I'm gonna back my partner up

if you know, whatever, you know, I'm not gonna throw. Probably back to the monitor. I would never throw Rob under the bus like you, but I didn't throw him under the bus. I'm just like, you know what happened? I like Rob a lot. No, of course. And I did send him emails and it was a very confusing time

to be honest with you. At that time, we, like I said, we don't charge a money fee for the network. I you know, like you have to what's called subscription. Subscription. So we this build is a lot slower. What? What? As far as, you know, as far as, you know, the studio blah, blah, blah, you know, we have

to go slow, but there was probably a reason behind it. But as long as you're happy, I'm just passing your balls as far as, you know, the studio blah blah blah, you know, we have to go slow, but there was probably a reason behind it. But as long as you're happy, I'm just passing your balls as long as you got to produce it and you're over there and you're happy. I love Ralph and Lewis too. They have a, they have good shows and they treat their shows right, right? Yeah, you're right. Moreissa, don't.

Yeah, yeah. We have a launch. We're launching with Marie. Yeah, well, I've been doing it over there. We already been doing it. They got three shows launching, right? Yeah. Once the three shows launch the Lisa Anne experience.

Four shows. Four shows. Who's Lisa Anne? Point star. Point star. And fantasy football expert. They have a porn star podcast. Yeah.

Yeah. Didn't they just say on Legionist gangs that point stars shit is horse shit? I don't know, but that sounds like something that might have been said on Legion set. That says a lot of stuff and then doesn't bring up the three shows. So I would never do that. I would never do it. Four new shows. Yeah, I'm what that Lewis was like, dude, honestly, I've never felt better than how I feel right now.

I go to the bathroom. I come back. He had a fighting. He goes I'm staying in Philadelphia. Leave without me. You left him and Philly. Yeah, yeah, they got to fight who David David Lewis. It was a long time. He hasn't So I saw a thing about it. Yeah, they just put it on Instagram. Oh go to gas digital Yeah, yeah, everybody's happy over there. I spoke to Mike and Chris and they said they really happy over there. Good. And they happy, you know, you know, you know, my right here, yeah, there is no disrespect. Although I feel a lot of tension in the room over this riot cast. Guys digital.

I mean, I just went with a serious XM route. Hi. She's a porn star. If serious gave me a shared quit this fucking. I'd sell. I'd be gone. I'm fucking out of business in two seconds. She's a porn star.

Yeah. She's a friend of mine. She's a retired porn star. Yeah. You're why all these porn stars? How do you know all these porn stars? I met her doing actually glory hole. What?

The riot cast. The glory hole. That really did. Yeah. I met her at a glory hole. What? Ryan cast. Yeah, glory. Oh, that really did. Yeah. That was a glory. Rob Sprances. He changed it to what did he change the name of the podcast to Bobby? Um, whole the whole. Yeah, because you could use it. Right. Yeah.

You can't promote on any news or any. I was on Fox News once and I was like, yeah, go to glory hole. They were like, we can't say that. They got honey. We're yeah, go to glory. Hold on. They were like we can't say Oh Mr. Sister Right, yeah, my right, you just do not you know, what's wrong? It's just a little something little something I thought it was a moment nobody was a crumbling Camera baby, yeah, put a little lip gloss I thought it was a moment nobody was a criminal. What's a criminal? You're right. He's on a camera, baby.

Yeah, put a little lip gloss on you. That's what I was hoping you're gonna say. I put a little lip gloss. That's all right, baby. So you know this respect, that's really Italian. You two Italians, right? Yeah. So you're going to be, it's you and then what?

Sebastian and his scout go go on. But let's look at the top. We got Yannis Poppins presents the Riga Riss podcast with Mauricio Rodriguez. The Rannis poppers. He's since the the rigorous podcast He's producing it. That's why Yannis did it. He put a little money behind that shit. Yeah, but it's me Angelo Lazada and Shane Lee hey, we've been doing that shit for a couple months already We got a following going and all that shit. It's how to shit. Is it oh, yeah? We already did a fundraiser. We haven't you not launched then did you launch already?

Well, we he just said start doing it because he knew that you know, there was fan bases already But did you release the episodes? Oh, yeah, they've been going up. Yeah, they out there They just haven't been on the guys digital network. I just been using the studio and then this crazy motherfucker that animal over there Mr. Pano also had him. He got a podcast too. It's funny. I don't know Very fun. He not funny to me. He's crazy. He's the discrimin too. It's funny. I don't like that motherfucker. He not funny to me. He's crazy. He's the discriminatory.

He raises. He nationally. I don't like that shit. He now open mind that he knows he calls me the creature thing. I don't like it. He calls me the creature thing. Yeah, he call me a creature thing. I don't like that shit.

I pushed that motherfucker right in his face. I don't say. I go to his restaurant all the time. Is that I throw french fries on the floor. I don't care. A purpose I've been throwing french fries on the floor. Trying to kick me out. I said, I got my right.

But America I can stay right here. I didn't break any laws. I just dropped the french fries. You can't be kicking me out. But now you did a fundraiser for Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico we raised a lot of money. $5,000 we sent to Ricky Martin's charity. I hope that she doesn't go to his speedo collection.

Come Ricky Martin. A lot of speedo to be following him. But it's the way. It's such a sad story that he's got. Why? Because he's such a cutie. Why is it sad that he's gay? Because he's so hot.

Why wouldn't you like that? I like, I mean, I'm, I'm just, is this a literal podcast? I can't say fucking for C. Shit anymore. I mean, I don't care what he's doing. Of course I support you. You know, Bobby Kelly. I'm just saying if he was straight, you know, I mean, I could be dreaming about it. He's Of course I support you. You're so warm, Kelly. I'm just saying if he was straight, I mean, I could be dreaming about it.

He's gay, he's not gonna be in the hair. I don't even know what to think about him over here. What do you mean? Cause he likes everything, he'll fuck anybody. That's not true. Yeah. Not none of you. I know you find me attractive.

Cause he been hitting, he be emailing me for years. He is. He is. From different email, Kelly. For years, to hotmail, Gmail, Yahoo, trying to pretend to be some AOL, everything, pretending to be somebody else. I know it's him because I can tell by his filthy mouth and his dirty talk. Why, what is he, what is he saying?

He be like, I want to get up in the ass pussy shit. He's so cute. Marisa, rap me in your charisma like a blanket. What a poetic way to hit on someone on a line. I know. Well, he, that's how I know he crazy, because once he says something poetic, and then the next one he's talking about, he's dickin' his hair and ready to go. Like a machine gun.

Let me shoot it. Well, then don't dangle that carer, baby. I be dangling that carer. You ride. He really does have the energy to talk properly, like women of the street or whatever, because baby, baby, listen, I'll do that. Yeah, he really does have 1970s. Yeah, cool.

Because like this, you just be on a vinyl couch, smoking a cigarette, and you're like, oh, yeah, baby, we can go into bedroom if you want to party. He's a guy on the right. He was a small production company. Yeah, every set, he says, should be letting out the last puff of smoke as he puts out a cigarette. He goes, what's this going to be?

What's going to be, isn't it? Let's get into bedroom, that's fun. He looked like, gonna be, isn't it? Let's get in the bedroom, that's fun. He look like, yeah, he look like I'll put she knows lawyer in that movie. Yeah. Charlie Doseball. Sean Penn. Yeah, that is.

He really does, he nails it. Yeah, he's funny, he's funny and talented too. This is a very talented day as you have here. And I don't know about her, but I know she loves being sold, that's all I know. She's, that's all right. Yeah. She, her cheeks were rosy like raggedy and when he was talking. She's, uh, she's a comedian too.

Oh, she's a comedian. You doing good? I mean, that is in with the. I know you careers doing good. It's not right. Also, you was looking at him too. Also, cause he killed, but also, cause he danced soda. You knew about her when you started not networking, but you're looking up like a, he's funny. I like his shit

Sean pepper grub is way so ugly. I don't think Hey stop it. I think you look great there. Yeah, I'm not traditionally handsome And you have confidence. That's why that's what makes you you know, and your hair isn't you're not You have confidence. That's why that's what makes you, you know, and your hair isn't you're not Balding, but you're not bald now. You got a bunch of hair. You get this mustache. You get this big nose Really cool like Ian I really and I mean that sincerely like I think like Ian. I'll see dress I'm like he's always dressed cool shit shoes. He's always wearing cool Come on what shoes are you wearing?

LL show us boots? LL bean Yeah, when you're boozy bitch You know, he's like six years old man. You get a pair LL bean boots These motherfuckers walk around there like oh my feet get wet never gotten wet in these things in a storm Rain snow LL bean dot com bring those back up again. So I can get it away Bobby check your lip his leg hold on He did it. Oh god. He's dumb shit. Oh I felt that my belly button. Yeah, I thought you

Popped your hip out. Yeah, look like he was trying to live it with ankle weights on What like he was lifting your leg and look like you have ankle weights on Just straining your face was invisible You look like you have ankle weight on the straining your face was invisible. Well, last time around the show, we had that fucking fight. That was the last episode you did. No, two. Oh, Jesus.

Yeah. Last time I saw you. Oh, you had a fight with him too? You be fighting with everybody, Bobby. No, I wasn't Bobby. Oh, what's up all? You're from Boston. You're angry. Oh, yeah, you always fight. I'm just fucking talking to him. with everybody Bobby can you from all wasn't Bobby oh watch all you from Boston you angry oh yeah you

You have to fight I'm just I'm just fucking talking to him. I don't know what happened. He made a business decision He went with a more viable option shit get over it You need jump quick enough he was with Christopher no they tried to do the Italian thing. Hey, two guys don't disrespect What up? It's really that Italian ego. No, you think they're fake it. They're not faking it But they ain't like Benson her's get out of my neighborhood Italian. They not like get out of my neighbor Chris is not Chris is you know, I'm talking like that

Ginzo you got a lot of people You know, I'm talking like that. What are you trying to do? You got a lot of people. Why are you going to call her a him? Why you? Yeah. No, nothing. But you be a man.

I'm not. You better be him or her. He said, anyone in this room who's got their pronouns, right? I would have thought it being you. I would have never thought he would look like that. Yeah. Don't hate. I've he looked like somebody who discrimination against me.

He looks like you. I have funded so many transition surgeries. Who is he? I could best up a pronoun. That's it. That's it. Mike really does look like you. I talk because I want to watch a blush. Go.

Mike really does look like he sticks to his pronouns that he learned. That's right. I'm a call. What's on his birth certificate? Yeah. What I call. Well, I really have to talk about as the war on Christmas. I'm glad you guys brought it up

He has the same name as me. Yeah, I call him that what is his father call Mike? Michael I call Michael Yeah, yeah, Russ Bell Yeah, Russ Bell. Holy shit. Youngstown Ohio baby. Yeah. Brisk Bringsden shit right there. No.

Everything. And a risk belt down there. That's pretty much Vicki untold. Fuck it. Life is a spring. Springsteen and power. Bristling the man with my shoulders against the ground. He's the American really American.

From Fion. You see, huh? I'm not making shit. Can't hide it. She can't hide it. I can't hide it Honey she can't hide it. Yeah, that's not leaning into it. Oh That's it she can't hide it. She's looking at him like a like a kid. Oh, that's why I'm doing like a child looks at a fire fighter There's not there enough at a hero

She's tearing up, but I hear yeah two Christmas is ago, I found out my mom has a fireman fetish here because I was trying to get a, I was trying to find a, like a hot pad to grab like a thing out of the oven. And I'm like, oh, my mom's like, just grab a hot pad out of the, you know, the drawer with a minute. And I'm like, yeah, fine. I open it, it's just this sexy firefighter and suspenders.

I'm like, mom, what the fuck is this hot pad? And she goes, I like firefighters. And I'm like, oh, it was like the day before Christmas, I was like, nah, that's not what I want to learn in this. Nice. Is your mom ever seen a picture of me? No. Yeah, I got first responder face.

My mom's like, does, do you want to switch places? I'm like, you're really gonna hang it half the rent, my mom's not living my place for a little bit, right? You ever see Mike Vegio walk out of a comedy club after doing a set holding a bag? Yeah. He just makes the boy look. Yeah.

He actually looks like he's misbeared someone disappeared downstairs. He looked like he just came up from the basement with a thumbs up like it's good now. I just walk it out. I wanted to do a whole Mike Vecchio in calendar. I've seen him walk from his bedroom to the bathroom in the American towel shirtless.

He really does. And he takes a knee. He takes a knee every time. I do. And I go deal with police brutality as he's going into the bathroom. It's pretty fun. He has vigilante face. One time he was going to the gym and he has a gym bag and I go, hey, Mike, you forget a

picture of your enemy. He always looks like he's working out to go clean up the streets. I love these so supportive. He's like, does the go, I said it, Neelah. I mean, we talk about a lot of stuff in the living room. That's our social circle. We share.

They're supportive. Even on the train, they were probably like, I, if Bobby brings up the podcast shit, this is what I'm going to do. They got each other's back like, I know. You know whose Dan's back he doesn't have? Huh, me. That's not true at all

Bobby look at Bobby look how serious. No, he's looking at you because he's trying to have to smile because he knows what he looks at me He's always he's from boss. No, that's a serious defense and You drop your hand You let up you dropped your hand Now Bobby's a fucking good actor you know what I feel like I feel like one of those mob guys where I go in and I go Yeah, you got nothing on me. They're a recipe You from Boston you take that just serious He from Boston. He don't play. What he don't he don't he don't play. How did I not get your back? I you've never had my back on this podcast. Not once, never.

I can't wait for you to make Gabby go through thousands of hours to prove that I'm ready. I don't want to do that. She goes back. Come on. First of all, she likes you more. She doesn't have my back when it comes to you. But then what's this, Bobby, I go, come on, Gabby.

Listen to a little bit. Dan has never disrespected you. He don't disrespect anybody. He's everyone's friend. No, he's not He came under pocket. He's doing good. He didn't have to come here. Listen. I mean he had to come here He didn't have Mike back here need to promote his a Guido podcast Little bit of reggae. I mean if anyone should be mad it should be me

You haven't had me on this fucking podcast in three years. Yeah. And I'm fucking famous in this very famous. The most famous person I know. You really are. Listen, but you've been discriminating against me. Is that why that Yana's pop is guy? What does that have to do with me, Bob?

Because he told me not to have you on his wife. He said that. Yeah. Because he really he's jealous of my shit. That's why he's jealous of my shit. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a little jealous. He's a littleista, that's my bitch. And I was at the computer. It was one of the grants. My withdrawal.

I got seven show me your video before I even he was in the video. I was in the music. Yeah, I had a lot of communities that doing really good. They doing when I had to make that was doing it. It was a neighbor. And I was in surgery. I was in there. A Louis cash was in there.

Graham K was in there. Mark Norman. Mark Norman was in there. And back then none of them was in there. A Louis casso's in there. Graham K was in there. Mark Norman. Mark Norman was in there. And back then none of them was doing good. And now they're all doing good. They were all the Creek in the cave. Yep. They only clubbed and let them in.

That's right. And as soon as they made it, they fucking told it to go fuck off. And never went back to Creek in the cave. Not true at all. I was just at the Creek two weeks ago. Dan, don't waste. He stays a little too.

Yeah, but it was to play Pennball. Can I make too yeah but it was to play penball can I make a joke on him yeah I make a joke that I'm being fucking overly nice I'm a You know not true What do you want fucking lot order We're doing a comedy show I will lose my voice Well not you know you got your scarf around to keep warm oh Double Scarf Double Scarf up Well, no, you got your scarf around to keep warm. Oh, no double scar. Oh

Don't double scar. I am supportive of all you're doing real good. He's doing real good. He's doing real good. She's doing real good He's doing real good. Everybody's doing real good Wait a minute. Let's back up. He's doing real good being here. I mean this mother. Who's this mother fucker? That's first of all This is acting you. Exactly. Exactly. New guy. He is the fucking greatest. And he just had his finger chewed off by a fucking people. What? Oh shit. What part of the bronze he lived in? Thank you. Story of Queens. Oh, wow. She shit. It's all relative. I'm over.

Isn't that where Mr. Panos is from? He is from there. Yeah, from Queens and there. But this motherfucker was just living in a story a couple months ago. Now he hanging out with Downsoda and Bobby Kelly. His life is doing good because of the monitor. He's like Wilson from Home Improvement. You only see his eyes every episode. Well, we ever see Zack's phone race. Who's the guy sitting on the couch?

Who's this? Does somebody just sitting here like a creep? No, he's not a creep. He's a fan of the show. Oh, how you doing, Connor? We have people commanding. I'm looking at my ass and shit. I feel your eyes on me.

Connor. What did you think Connor's cute? Very cute. What you do, Connor? I work at a bar, a block away. All right, nice talking to you. Oh. Come on, Racy.

Racy, are you gonna have to have a... I don't need anybody who works so tips. I'm not, you know,'s 92. I'm already move it. You got to have a job You got to wear at least a sweater to work. What do you do for what do I do for work? Yeah charisma shit Podcasts of shit. I'm in you know, I'm still it sometimes a little bit on back pages That's it. That's where you and me, you always popping up. Has a new health insurance thing at all messed with you? I got a little mama care.

Yeah, I'm on that health first shit. You know what I'm saying? So I got to see a doctor that's in my neighborhood. Your surgeries are covered. I still have the whole my chest though, you can see that. How big a ditch? How big a ditch? How big a ditch? I want to start like medium style. your surgeries are covered. I still have no more sets though, you could see that. Yes, I have no more. How big a jetty of it. How big a tits.

I want something like medium style, like she got good. You got you lucky. That's not, I don't need something crazy. Hersh? Yeah, she got nice ones. A little one more up. No. Obviously, I was the guy that had to get the bucket

with their top of the mafia a little bit more. No, I'm just don't hurt her back. She probably was an athlete in high school, right? No. You didn't do any athletic No, but no, no, what did you do? I did nothing. I just drank in basements. You drank All right, I get it. That's the new theater. What you want an artist or anything or you want an anything? I did music a little bit music Music re-enband you can sing yeah, we sing something for us. Come on

Come on your comedian. Don't be shy. I think first thing a little something Take me I think some fucking freestyle right here. Little Suzy take me in your All right, and don't you let me go? I need you more and more See two motherfuckers who grew up in the 80s right here. That's said from Boston to he grew up on the street. Now will you be welcome in Boston? Yeah, they love me in Boston. I just think it's a hardcore. I think I think my super siege all that shit. They don't care. They can eat funny. He's funny. Yeah, Boston. Is it? Oh, I thought he mentioned walking around. Yeah, I meant walking around town. Yeah, you

Gonna get a broken house. Yeah, they don't sit in South. He can't target practice for her. They throw a fucking football. There's guy. No, they don't the guy that they they they read it. They originally they that's how they live They discriminate, but then when they see me my charisma supersedes all that shit. They find themselves attracted to me Yeah, my charisma is you Bickering it now. You speak already be out there. My shit is everywhere now. I'm the original I'm I should as you bickered it's like the Christmas spirit. I'm everywhere Seriously, do you think already be better off? You know me she's a real person first off, but I mean That's New York City that's how she talks. She's from up there, but I'm saying my

I'm not did she watch me when she was a little girl probably I mean my charisma's everywhere I mean I was born in 2010 and shit I'm I said is the original that's it you know that shit God to hashtag that's it on Instagram is shit like 300,000 that shit didn't even they don't even know where that shit came from It's just out there now. I shit is rigorous like that. I love it. I love it. There's so many people just know that's it So when you go to Boston, they just love you. Hey, let me we went to love Boston I went with y'all this pop it's Angela. Let's out. We did the show there. They left out shit

They come out now. We go you can walk right in the South right on the street my date me come right up to me say hello You can walk right in the cell right on the street mad date me come right up to me say hello Marky market tried to punch me like he did that Vietnamese dude I just want to tell you you're very beautiful. I Didn't mean to bother you. I just want to walk across the street and tell you. I think you're a very lovely lady That's right guys new fucking Robot cards, oh yeah, that was me and Jay doing Mark Walberg fire. Jay doing robot cars. We've never heard of it. Oh, yeah. That was me and Jay doing Mark Walberg. A Fredikaz because he thinks it's a transformer.

He's got a high pitch voice. He does. It's very. You don't realize it. When I met him, I was on the flight. That's what he said. That would have gone a lot differently if I was on the flight. Like, what did Mark Walberg?

13 out of train. I talked to him out of the bed. I was going with the improv. I thought he was going to be him and then we could. Apparently you'd deny. No, no. Yeah. I go. I was going to be in the middle of the night. I was going to to go talk some out of it. I was going with the improv, I thought he was going to be him

and then we can't, apparently you deny. No, no. Yeah, I go in and out. What the fuck? I'm not the best. What is it? Do you go in and out? No.

Oh, transition mic on the podcast. You'll be here. You can hear that more of that on. No disrespect on the cast digital. A lot more gems like that. Well, Christopher no. But I'm going, yeah, Kozo. Yeah, Kozo. a lot more of that on no disrespect on God's digital a lot more gems like that with Christopher no. But I'm going to go yeah, cousin. Yeah, cousin. Yeah, you got to go check that pay rich boy. Shut out. That's what it's funny. Rich boy. Yeah, the last one I read.

I think you call them muzzies. Yeah, the Muslim. They did the whole shit cultural shit. Yeah. Because the muzzies the one where weannis's girlfriend keeps saying thank you for your service is my favorite one The last one we last one called cultural sensitivity. Yeah, that was the hair job. Yeah, it's held up They all good they got three episodes. They doing more they doing them with Jim Sirbacol and Tom Celelia Apostle. That's what I hear. I think it's going really good You guys should check it out if you're listening to this. I've seen all the apps That's it Look at all those Mauricio parts. Yeah, look at Mauricio doing good. Yeah, look at that shit

gas digital in the building Bobby didn't even smirk a da- He said, he don't like it one bit. What's that? He don't like those guys digital plugs. Oh shit, no, I like it, I like the guys. Y'all this is cute too. Ain't he cute?

What's the name, Gwyneth? Yo, it's Kolda. You know what I'm saying? That is cute. He cute too, right? What's that? For Christus Daphono, that motherfucker, he's got you. He and, that motherfucker is gonna use you.

He and Cuey, he can use you. Chris got him. Right? I mean, Chris is, he is. He's just a cutie fat. Yeah, he really can. No, he's the only one who can describe Chris. Like, he's got one second.

It's not Chris gonna be. It's a little, let me tell you, as a fat guy. Yeah. I'm gonna say this right now. I love Chrissy D. Yeah. As a fat guy, he's gonna watch out. Cause this motherfucker has, He could blow out. He has, he, now, Yann guy, he's got to watch out. Cause this motherfucker has-

He could blow out. He has, he, now, Yannis, he can get a little chubby, but he ain't blowing out. He's got European, something in him, he's always gonna be Chrissy. Yeah.

He has the potential to go wide. He already got a 38 ways. He already have there. Yeah, that's almost four. He bought him heavy, yeah. I'm a 42. Yeah. That's four inches away from me, a year. I'm a 42. Yeah. That's four inches away from me, mother.

I could, well, I could do a whole episode of podcast, but you're talking about weight, so I'm fucking waste. I don't want Chrissy to get any bigger than he is right now. Yeah. We need to get him something. Some type of. He'll be fine. He's single.

Now, he's got the high. He was very, or had a girlfriend. He's gonna be wrapped up soon. No, someone's gonna get him. No, you're crazy. You already got think he's gonna be wrapped up soon. You know, someone's gonna get him crazy. Are you crazy? You already got the kid. So he's not gonna, yeah.

He having too much fun out there. Yeah. Let me tell you something from a girl's perspective. He is coyote. He's that gutter ol' shit. You guys are just like a little shit. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'm talking to the ladies in the room post like,

he the most hot is, he's hot. These motherfuckers he is cute. If you hang out with their story, you're going to have to talk. You're going to lay down. You're going to have to pillow talk. You're going to tell your about his grandmother. He's going to tell your about his mother. Trish, his friend. Yeah, my God. Yeah. He needs you, you know, he needs to talk a little bit. He's going to say that he may cry a little bit.

Tell you he loves you. He like, look, I'm just here to fucking for my career. All right. You know, I'm saying, just take me to just let me open for you. But he wants to talk. Now Chris going to fuck the me open for you. He wants to talk now Chris going to fuck the shit out of you. I kick you right up the door. You going to like that shit. Yeah Chris, that frees right there. That can be a cop show right there. That really good. That can be a fucking badass. New York City, new detective, motherfucker. Look at that. Look at Chris' fucking frow.

Scowl, yeah. Look at Yannis' hope. You just got done. You can clean up the city. You just got that cover and something up. Clear discovering corruption. Did his head to throw a fucking gun into the river that they filed off the serial number?

They're crimes unit. They get caught. You got to catch it all about what? No, no, no, no, they can be sneaker number. Sex crimes unit. They catch it all. They catch it all about what? No, no, no, no, they can be sneaker cops. Sneaker cops, I like that shit. They can cop. That's hilarious actually. They speak a cop.

They speak a cop. You can go around, they fucking. The bus people for shitty sneakers. Shitty sneakers, people, people, step out of the people's new sneakers. Yeah. People crazy on their new sneakers. They'll come with me.

What I do, you stepped on his new Jordans. Let's go. Yeah, people crazy. They're new. Come with me. What I do? He's stepped on his new Jordan. Yeah, let's go. Yeah. Are you selling them illegally? And he's in the back. He's like, I didn't, I didn't mean to. It goes, I know you didn't mean to. We need to get to the people that are making you do this. Good cop backup. Yeah. Yeah. Take down Puma. You know what's crazy? I'm not sure. Is this should really caught our major? They both be getting recognized on the street from this web series, which is crazy. Yeah, that should happen. Even in Boston, Chris, he had a lot of people come see him and love Boston. The fucking web series.

Who is who is quoting this and then when he got on the plane, the the chick that said, thank you for your service, Cousin. That shit is catching on out there. On the flat on the on the on the when he was getting to his ticket. Oh, and he was walking down. It's a thank you. Yeah, that's it is catching on out there. I tell you, between you, right? And he was walking down. She said thank you. Yeah, that said it's catching on out there.

I tell you, between you, who's me? Maricia, that's me. I like the way you look at me, Bob. Maricia, to feed your brownie. To feed your brownie watching. I don't know if I can deal with your ass pussy. Say, I'll make you do sexual things to me and then I'll feed your brownie like a seal.

Good job. Good job. Good job. I think we got it. We got it. It's an audio media. That was great. It's an audio media.

That is great. It's an audio media. It's an audio media. I have to take up for Dan here. I feel like he's being attacked. I want you to do it. It's an audio media. You two fuck us. take up for Dan here. I feel like he's being a dad. I want you to do it. I'm gonna get nice on the show. Audio. You two fuck it.

Stick up for each other. It's an audio media. Sometimes he wakes me up with weird noises. I'm gonna get nice on the show. It's an audio media. I'm gonna cut your fucking throat. Listen. I, uh, I've mastered a pen to old pictures, the Bobby Kelly.

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Just like you're gonna take you out for a scuba lesson You look like you take me to BBQ's back the classic You want to come to cheesecake factory with me? Help me with that one. Oh, I Live reads I have to do my mind show See Thank you Machine

And can't read Look machine just posted And can't read I can't read them. He's like, must you just push to this look at this? They found the cartoon character looks like you I called you despicable man. Holy shit. That's a lot of you. I listen. Keep talking guys deepfiskap.com right now Starting note what the fuck November first. This is old by the way. Did you get this the one you got from Rob? We didn't get a new one. Yeah, he did he sent it to me today Can I my phone? Phone.

That's hilarious. Can somebody talk? Hey, everybody. What are we doing? Everybody just put everybody shut down. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Yeah, no, Mike's right. I'm gonna get on my side again on this one Everyone was doing it There it is just print that

I asked you to do one read for me because my voice and you told me Like this I said I'm fucking, I did not. Can we rewind it? We want it. We want it. Can we rewind it? I'll fucking, I'm gonna send you the clip. And if you're wrong, and I said that,

you're like this. First of all, if I said it in there, if I said I'm sick, can you read, if I said that, what do I get? I will give you $20 and I will do, I will pay for your rent for a month. $20. What the fuck is that?

That's a Mike Vecchio vet. I paid $20. No, I've given up $300 a serious month. This is myself the fence I go. If you want me to turn off the heat, I'll turn off the heat. I swear to God. I'll do your live reads. I'll come in when I'm at the seller and I'll do your live reads for the podcast for a month.

All right. If you said you were sick, you go, I'm sick. Can you do this for me? Nope. You didn't. We will get the audio footage. Let's do it. No, we can't do it now. For somebody who smokes as much weed as you, that is a bold bet.

There's a good chance you didn't get that shit from. I know. I'm willing to do it. Yeah. That's like we sober for 30 years. That's not what I know what I said. 30 years. Damn. Yeah. I said that. said. 30 years. Damn, that's too much. I said that.

I said that. Not that you're gonna back me up. No. You did not. Come on. You did not. You did not. You're still a hacker.

Come here. You're gonna be me and me and me and me and me. And I know you're gonna be me and me and me. So I'm gonna look at you because you've been me and me. So please stop me and me and me. And you're my BFF. What did I say? You didn't say you were sick. He didn't say you're

sick. I did. He said he was sick. He said he was sick. He's gonna find out. He's gonna power bomb you through a table. Oh my god. He didn't say, well, you're saying you got threatened people because I watched a lot of Japanese. I watched Japanese wrestling. You not throwing it up to raise your mouth. Okay. So if I'm ready, you should just edge me. We have it. We have it. There's soda can't pick nobody up. Here we go. You got it? Let me know when you get it. Don't ever do it. Hurry up a story. Your job is on the line. We send you back.

Where is he? He was just bit by a dog. Okay, it's traumatic. You're attacking him again. Why is Mike at Mark Walberg? You're not a radio. You guys just bit by a dog. I don't know why you're yelling at him. You know, for radio, I can guys who live together friendly. You're pretty aggressive and you're pretty aggressive. Yeah, I'm right. That's why no one foxes with two five five five boys.

No, what? Nothing. He's about his address or national TV. I didn't, you don't know it's three to five five. We'll figure that shit out. I'll go to Google Maps. The chat room is not working today, by the way. We tried to get it up because when we did the Christmas Yankee swap

Somebody in the chat room reported us what yeah, so you fucking serious So the very gene was topless what have we tried to cover up one of these one of these little fuck again But they just you know what they do that they do it so they can be the per all look what I did I did that I'm not looking now the chat now the chat room is done. So there you go. Try to get a back and answer to the question. Here we go. Wait a second. Drum roll please. So the question was if you you said I'm sick. Can you read this right anywhere in there? So what you said was can you help me with this body and then he said no and then you took it back. I never said sick. No, he didn't wait a minute

Wait a minute. We can check again, but check again. We go back a little before hi. I'm Dan Soder from the bonfire on Comedy Central Radio series six has 95 if your friends lie to you call him on Then you won't have to do their live. I'm sick. I am a little out of it season three of billions coming soon. All right Hi, Gaby. How are you? You going to cheesy Senator Mode? Like, you know, they always have that predator-tory thing. And I'm going to look out for America first. All right. She looked like the girl who's happy that the football player is talking to you.

Do you want to go get a cocktail? When you talk to her. Talk to her some more. I like watching her. You just stepped on by Mauricio. Yeah, no, but it's because I love her. And you got scar fun, scar fun, scarves, Stephenicio. Yeah, but it's because I love her. Mauricio. And you got scar fun scar fun scarves, Stephen Tyler. Yeah.

Wow. Scar fun, Scar fun, Scar. Yeah, Scar fun. Can't all be winners Bobby. You got to crack some eggs you want to make an omelette. Yeah, there you go. You got two bombs. You're a bomb.

You're bombs. I think he's really good. Thanks, Mike. Thank you, Mike. I think he's doing really good. By the way, I really think you guys don't on my face. Oh shit I was like oh god dammit. Why did I just say it? I go and a funny thing is a real address Everybody shows up apparently there's pit bulls roaming the streets, so you know watch out good luck

Even if you do know our real address You can't get in the building. Yeah, and we'll fuck you up anyway. I checked Stop going the mail stop stop holy shit recop I checked again and Bobby is right Really say it yes, what I say I am sick help me don't play it play it play it say I am sick help me don't play it play it play it I am sick you're my real friend I need you whoa motherfucker you get excited oh my the fuck I wish my hatred that because we always come out he can always come back he can really be out of it replay it you never you've never looked more like a guy in the football stands you look right now you always come back except against the Giants but

Giants getting ready for the next season and we coming Kupa noza I'm fucking, that's it. Right, Cooper knows what I'm fucking talking about. You ready? Cooper. Cooper knows what I'm talking to. How funny are you? How funny are you if the- I didn't get enough.

That's right. That's because if you know I'm saying that's it. Did you want me to Cooper mailing? I was talking to Cooper on the couch. Oh, okay. You better say. Cooper and Brittany overheard. I'm not learning their names.

I'm sorry. I'm too famous to learn their names. I know that's how soda on my backyard. I have still don't know his name. Bobby Kelly and a story. That's the name I'm giving everyone his name is Ian. Who? Ian Ian for dance. Yeah, the crazy one. That's talk about a hyena. That's the definition right there. All right. Here is the deal. I go to this site all the time. I actually got a DVD player for this site. I have a kid, but I also found out that how much I like watching DVDs. Because all this, all the crap on TV,

sometimes it doesn't work. Sometimes you stream in the stuff and it stinks. I actually wound up getting from my kid there. Where's that page scroll down Where is it there it is right there the The Warner Brothers there the Lego motherfuckers first of all Batman Lego is one of the funniest movies is it good to First of all Batman Lego is one of the funniest movies. Is it good? Dude, it's so fucking funny.

Well, they said the original Lego movie which I never saw was really good. Dude, Batman Lego, if you don't think that's funny, you're a fucking idiot. It's hilarious. The opening is hilarious. It's so funny. No watch it.

It's a new year people, new year. I'm gonna try to do it. My voice is a little messed up. She told you sick, I would have done it. I am. I'm gonna try to do it. My voice is a little messed up. She told me sick. I would have done it. I am. I found the yeah. Hang on.

Here we go. Stop. Okay, so I'm gonna turn my phone all the way up and play it. Yeah, please. No matter the outcome, I'm still going to be. I'm gonna look at Dan's fucking face. Did you just hear what he said? Yeah, go.

I'm sad. You want to come to cheesecake factory with me? I'm sorry. I don't know how you're like that with you. No, he's like, he's like, go back and play that. Because you got to listen.

Don't listen. You want to come to cheese. Get back to you with me. I'll be with that. Would you hear that? You talked over it. Play that back again.

One more time. Bobby. Yeah. Wait. What did you do? I did. Do it again. I'm playing one more time.

Do it one more time. But Bobby's right. Right. What? To come to cheese. Get back to you with me. I'm sick. I time, but Bobby's right You're You're done. Here you go. Can you help me with that? No, I say listen again one more time dude. It's not there. We all heard it Listen listen listen Take the mic away from your mouth Yeah, I'm right. I feel so good

Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Just done him. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the fucking hallopinion on a stick, fuckface? Yeah. Yeah. You didn't say it. I like how he tried to cover you because he scared him. Are you so terrified of you?

Because I guess Bobby, no matter what, I love you. Oh my god. What really happened to your finger? It looked like a bailiff. If the bailiff ran that thing to the defendant, he goes, I just want to let you know. Please don't murder me if I read this. Oh god.

I didn't say you were guilty. No, no, no, no. There's a stupid giant. I think they're all done. It's a new year, people. It's just how it's done with having a sister. So that's right. It's just kind of loyal sponsor of my show.

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I didn't get that much. You know my wife got me that was unbelievable. What? I like little highball glasses. When I drink their little glasses, men used to drink beer out of them back in the 70s, 80s. You know, they pour a little tiny cup of drink instead of out of the, a little glass to a beer instead of drinking like a Tom Collins.

It's a high ball glass. Yeah, but not smaller. It's not big and long. It's small. She got me from the 50s, 1950s glasses that I love to drink out of. She got me eight of them. Really? Like from the 50s 1950s glasses That I love to drink out of she got me eight of them really like from the Fates like a rocks almost like a juice glass But a little a little bigger you know that matches the core smash my face. Yeah, you got that matches the decor of your house Because your house very nice houses like that one 1950s. Yeah, that's a great gift

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I fucking hate you to it's real love bro. He can't break it up. I hope you get a girlfriend you and be fuck Wow I'm on, Bobby. I know my turn on, man. I thought you were gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something.

I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something.

I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something come on. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit. Here's the finish enough. That you have you fucker, but he realizes that day.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. That day, that day, you go to a library to write a poem about it. That's the librarian. You mean, and she fucking is, loves your comedy, loves you. You wind up going on a date. The girl you fucked, you you wind up going to date the girl you fucked You guys wind up getting married having great kids you want to be the librarian you guys go off together She brings you to another level of your career

You become famous your fucking famous, but you're with the woman you love and you're with the woman you love what a long Long Famous you're fucking famous, but you're with the woman you love and you're with the woman you love what a long long Oh my god you turn that around deep discount dot com His therapist told him to do that When I'm gonna eat the therapist that whenever you go evil fix it yourself Hey, if you're gonna be mean at the end of it be meaner My sponsors be good to yourself I Supported my sponsors be good to yourself. Where's your favorites?

Watching when you want check it out now. Thank you. I know I know you love world where one pilots Be the red Baron you are the red Baron Bobby Kelly that's it That's it. I You got Oh, Shit. Good.

Good. Good. Can I just tell you your tonight show that line? I got 30 summers left. I thought that was one of the funniest shit stuff I've ever heard in my life. It's a great tonight show, man. Thank you. You know, it's great man.

You're so funny, Bobby Kelly. It's very hard to do a stand-up comedy on late night television. Like actually do stand-up comedy and you actually did stand-up comedy, which is like, because a lot of times people go out and they're just like, like, they just do like, it's a late night show. It's monologue. Yeah, yeah, it's monologue comedy, but you actually went out and did bits and it was like, it worked really well. You're funny. And you also look a full time and it every a lot of the other late nights, and it's look like shit. Well, it's funny. He's going out and it's so, so poor. Yeah. Mike and I, Mike and I watch it together and I go, what you're watching right now is experience.

And what's the lot of guys and what a lot of guys just get out there and lock up. And then they do like, or, you know, whatever the younger comedian is male or female, they'll do a thing where they like rely on a trick to be like, this works in the clubs when I do this. And then it's not there. And then there's grabbing it air and they start falling down. But Bobby was, it was just like, wait, wait, wait, it was great. Or it has to end and they don't get like it, it just like fades out at the end for them. Like that was just fucking from the, like you said, experience.

It was our finish. Yeah. Well, right when I walked out though, this is one thing that threw me. And I, you, I tried to learn everything you could about the setup. Because you go on, you're working in a comedy club yeah and I tried to work in a bunch of different but it's still a comedy club right there's people right there when you walk out even when you do the walker you know yeah they're over there right but when you walk out during the show they're over there but there's shit loads of people in front of them yeah there's a

They're over there, but there's shitloads of people in front of them. Yeah, there's that way. The camera's just saying. Logically, you're fucking, it's a little weird. And when I walked out, they were standing. And I didn't let them sit and then deliver my first line. I delivered my first line. The, this can't be zipped. Right.

And I delivered the second line as it was sitting. Which is really funny, because they're looking through their seats and laughing. So they go, yeah, but it was kind of like, oh, shit, I should have just done. I, what I learned on that thing, you dump all the fat. Just fucking cut it. Yeah. I should have cut that.

I cut that. It was a nine minute set. I cut down to five and it was five 30. But I should have cut that fucking line. I should have just cut it. I should have went boom bang and went into it. It doesn't matter. You did really good. Yeah, I tell you. Yeah, but the toughest thing is that should have went boom bang and went into it. It doesn't matter. You did really good. That was fun. I tell you. Yeah.

But the toughest thing is that you have to be so clean on that show. That's the, that's the challenge. But they're really, they don't joke around. As someone that like wants to do that and like hasn't done and it like seeing that is like, oh, you have to step your fucking shit up a lot. Yeah, because I think there's a lot of late night sets that or it just kind of got complacent for a little bit where people are just like just do it just like showing up like almost to the DMV where like go and do a part of your time you do it. But so when you see a good late night set, you're like, oh fuck. Yeah, yeah. You're doing this very well. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. It was good to do it. It's a great job. And it was good

that Jimmy gave it to me as you know, I mean, Michael Clarkson, great guy. Yeah, he really was, he came down. So we were awesome. Yeah, helping me out. He really does have, uh, he knows a lot of things. You know, he says this to that. And you're like, yeah, you're like, oh, shit, you're right. Yeah, he knows the show. He knows the show. And he's like, dude, you know, there's a couple of things. He was was like this. The first note I got was, hey, can you lose the two decapitation jokes? He's like, no, not at all. Did you? Did you get this from Jimmy seeing you or comics come home? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, he went on after me at comics come home and then but he's let me tell you something Jimmy. The one thing I learned about him that makes me such a fan is that he loves comics. Yeah. Yeah. He really does.

And he's like, stand up. I said, if I go over, they're going to cut me. I'm worried about them. I'd rather not, I'd rather do less time and have not cut, he goes, they don't cut comics. Jimmy will cut a guess before he cuts comic. That's great. That's great. He'll, he'll never cut a comic standout. All my friends that have done it, you two, Bargatze especially, like Peely when you talk to people that have done it, and they're like, he's really good to comedians.

And that's really fucking great. Wow, it was he fucking great. Cause Conan's the same way. Conan really, I can't speak on anyone else, but I just know that Conan really gives a shit cause it's like, he talks to you like, he's a comic. Well, they are. The second time I did it. I didn't really feel good about my second Conan set It was all right, but I didn't feel great about it and he called me over to the couch

Yeah, why is right is they wrapped Conan's leans over to me. He goes they fucking sucked, huh? And I was like yeah, that was a tough crowd and he goes knew it during monologue He's like these guys below. He's like, well, you had a good set man, and I was like well I walked out I was sitting there and I was like the two guests that are on his comics. Yeah's like, well, you had a good set, man. And I was like, well, I walked out. I was sitting there and I was like, the two guests that are on those comics. Oh, yeah. So they go great. But then I'm like, shit, this doesn't sound right. Like I watched a couple of the tonight shows. I'm like, they were really pumped. And all they heard was how great the tonight show. And I walked up to what is the name Seth, the warm up guy. Yeah. I go do what's up. He goes, ah, seven out of 10.

I was like, ooh, bleak. Yeah. You know, but I think you'd rather have that. Then be like, these guys are fucking awesome. I hate when I'm on the road or whatever and the feature comes off and he's like, oh man, this crowd is unbelievable. And then you get up there and you're like,

oh, they just got hammered. They just got hammered and now they're not good. And now I'm in my head because I know that the guy before me was like, they're 10 out of 10. There's no way to fail. And I know I'm not getting what I'm supposed to get. And you're like, ah, that's like,

I'd rather have just a regular holy shit crowd to be honest with you. Cause that's what was in my head. Like number one, it was just, they would, everybody kept telling me these crowds, these crowds, those are not cool, cause I did cross the daily in the crowd sucked.

Yeah, well, when I did live at Gotham, everyone was like, wait to you do a TV taping. They fucking go nuts for everything. And I went out there on live at Gotham and I was first on my episode and just nothing on the first joke. And Jim Jeffries was hosting and he got off stage and he goes, hey, I'm not good. You're like, he was like 2009. I was like, yeah, I went ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then I was in my dressing room and I'm listening. There's a bunch of people there and you're talking and I'm like, what the fuck, Seth was a guess, seven out of 10.

He was a guy to get to warm them up the skits, the rehearsals ran long. I was like, fuck, fuck. But, they were fine. They were great. Two seconds in, they were like, fuck, after you were done, you were like, I fucking, you knew that, right?

You rocked it. Well, it was almost like a fight though, because after you're done, you're like, what happened? Yeah. So much leading up to it, because I ran that set, I cut, like I said, I cut it from a nine minute set to a five 20 set or five minute set. And I did that set on the weekends.

I would go up when I was working on the road. I do that up front. Yeah, open with it. And open with it, which kind of fucked my whole setup. It's the worst. But it didn't matter. It was actually good. And then I ran it back here three or four nights, three or four times a night. So I ran it so much that you couldn't fuck with me because no matter what happened, if

a light fell on my head, I could literally just keep telling that it's from the ground. I mean, Nate is the person I know with the most late night experience. I love it. He's one of the greatest because I most late night experience. I love it. Nate is one of, he's just 11. He's one of the greatest, because I watched all this stuff. It's unbelievable. He is so good. And he delivers monologue jokes like conversation.

Yeah. A lot of guys deliver monologue jokes like jokes. Yeah. That's why I don't like, you know, I don't, I'm not really into stand-up comedy on late shows anymore because you can give that to anybody. You can give it to anybody. You give all those guys to do it in four months.

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Bobby's just just strolling. So it was great to see that like, people don't understand when you go to a comedy club, it's different because a lot of these late night sets are like Brooklyn rooms where they're in bars and they're like, oh, that's clever. And then there's like a guy who works for a network and he goes, that is clever.

I'm gonna put them on TV, but you're not in a club. It's like, some people that do well in late night sets cause they're weird. Like put them in a club in Albany on a Friday night and a late show. And can they hang for 50 to 60 minutes? Yeah, absolutely not. It's different comedy.

But it is a different comedy. Back in the day. But what you said is like you wanted to do stand up comedy on the tonight show and it really felt like you did club content like you did comedy. Yeah, yeah. And it was.

If I went up and I was very set up punch tag, everybody who knows me would be like, what's he doing? If what? If I went up and delivered it, set up punch tag. Everybody who knows me would be like, what's he doing? If what? If I went up and delivered it, set up punch like, dude, I would have loved to have seen Hipster Bobby. Yeah.

I'm married to a woman. Just like that, like, saw pauses. This time, this time. You guys, I can't, I gave up. Unzip it up this jacket. I'm on a diet. That became very instigating. I'm not what the apathetic.

Yeah, it became a style to like you watch the watch these comedians are like, what did I just watch? I love when the reason it's tired. Her blood sugar, her blood sugar. I don't have voice. Her blood sugar her blood sugar Talking about a subject that I know that I just know we get it. He had a good service move on We got a fucking audience waiting for entertainment You guys like what I really did like though as you did club comedy

She's coming back They don't need to know the particular of everything The studio about fucking What's your favorite word? Marisi's like the Hulk you have to get a mad vertica back. I mean, honey said I'm making magic with love. Did you guys forget we were entertainers? Marisi against common relax. She's that's a James. You guys will have an adina conversation on air. Right.

Right. I just want to ask one more question, Bobbi. One more inside the actor studio. Yeah. What's that like, like, right before you're holding the microphone and right before you're waiting to go, right behind that curtain? This is what's funny is I made them, first of all, I made them give me cue cards

Which they don't do anymore and I did it just to have the cue cards because I wanted them Oh shit, I wanted this him saying you guys that my next gas blah blah blah I wanted that cue card because that's kind of old school Okay, now the second thing I did I go I want a mic. I want a corded mic Yeah, and they go what and I come out on rehearsals and the guy goes, I haven't put one of these on stage in 16 years. I go, well, now you can't say that. Because I don't like it. I guess I was trying to call you old man.

I like that people, having a corded mic when you're a comic is part, it's just things that you do with it and have it. Because the first time I went on Carson Daly, I was doing this with a wireless mic. Because I was, you know what I was, when I was bombing, I didn't know that you have, we all have things that we do when we bomb. My thing was, I would kind of pull the mic out and you know, stretch, but so now I'm just I have a no. Is that so online?

Like a baton? That's online. Yeah. That Carson daily set. Yeah, I think so. I want to see that. I want to see that. So bad. Like a glow stick.

So I just do. I came off back to the green room. My my agent, Matt Frost went, dude, what were you doing with your hand? That's the last thing that you want to hear. I know what? Um. Here it is, she found, oh my god. Whoa.

Holy shit, they look at the two pictures. Next to him. Can go by. They look like brothers. They don't look the same. They look like they own a successful restaurant Rhode Island. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. The one on the left looks like he's in show business. The one on the right looks like he owns the store. The one on the right looks like he does some real nefarious shit. Yeah, he's not like he is shopping at the one on the right. One of the right goes, you know, he disappears around the spot. All right, so I real quick back story, Mike. And you'll appreciate this is that.

I am around 18 years ago, me and Jimmy found it a show together when he was just getting on the tonight show, a college. And they gave us these boxes before the show. And once a Jimmy wanted a Bobby and he was on stage, I opened him up and they were mine. There were sweatshirts and mine. I hope my number's just a regular sweatshirt.

I opened his up. His was awesome, like an embroidered sweatshirt of the cool, my, it was just beautiful. My was just, you know, they made it that afternoon. Yeah. So I switched the shirts. I took his that's so funny. So when he came to the room, that's that's a theft. When he came to the right, you just, you just, that's a crime.

I did. I stole a sweatshirt. But when he came to the room, I just, you just, that's a crime. I did. I stole a sweatshirt. But when he came to the room, I took, I, I bought him the sweatshirt. I, I ordered it and I had to go, this is for you. And he was like, what's this for? And I go, I told him I go run 18 years ago. I took you shit, dude. You told me, oh my God.

That's great. That's a great thing you should have said on air. I go, well, I told the Purdue, I told Cox. And he was like, if we have time, we do it, but they didn't. But I was like, you know, I told the Purdue, I told Cox, and he was like, if we have time, we'd do it, but they didn't. But I was like, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to give him this, you know, so I was like, dude, I took you shit around 18 years ago. It was a real great sweatshirt.

And I want you to have. So he was, he was, he was, he was laughing. Thank God, because you could have been really shitty about it. He goes, and it fit you. Yeah, I guess. So his sweatshirt. Oh, back God, because he could have been really shitty about it. He goes, and it fit you. Yeah, I guess. His sweatshirt. Oh, back then, I was sexy. Oh, Ty and Mauricio. I mean, Ty and Mauricio is very good.

Ty and Mauricio wants to start talking about sneakers. Yeah, we're going to wrap up. In the mix. Yeah. Ty and Mauricio is like, Ty and Mauricio are going to go muzzies. Yeah. That's not what, that's not none of you doing me. Yeah. You guys are confused. what, that's not nothing to do with me.

You guys are confused. That's not her. That's not her. It's not her show. It's her tonight show. We could tell by the way, I can't believe how many people stop. So does it came up? Everyone's like wrong set, wrong body.

Yeah. There she is. Corner back Bobby. Not back. Bob. Ladies and and gentlemen start your marises. I can't believe the Give me the bomb start the I'm gonna fucking bad that I'm gonna take that start your more reasons. I can't believe how many people watch the online million 1.5 million people that's how people get famous now. It's true. It's not TV. It's not in a nut. I told you. I don't find it. I'll find it.

Yeah. It's somewhere. Carson daily talk show. Robert Kelly. What is it? What was the show called? Last call. Last call. Last call. Last call. Carson daily. Robert Kelly. There you go. And then do video search. Don't do. What's the last thing? Okay. Sorry, but. No, you guys working through it she's great I'm telling you she's really

good she's the best she's she's coming this morning she's I'm really just had it you're really good you're really good wanted Gabby thank you for the coffee by the way you're welcome all right I'm sorry I'm sorry I was being gracious oh Oh, thank you. Thank me for the fucking car. Thank you for the robber. Thank you for the call. See, that's why you always turn on me. You can't just thank me for anything. You didn't get me coffee. I brought my own Dunkin Donuts. Yeah. Well, you could have had one. And Dunkin Donuts is from Boston. So you know, I can't argue that logic. All right, we're gonna wrap this the fuck up. We can't find it

Anyways We have a man great. No Jesus Christ great new fucking year so far um It was a great last year 18 2018 was a lot of fun. Uh, it's 2019 We're 2017 future Bobby. Yeah. All right. 2019. You got you got you got you got billions season three is coming out.

Hopefully I think April and May. You got the bonfire Monday through Thursday, Comedy Central Radio series six and 95. Yes. No podcast. The rigorous podcast with more. We have a web series. Who? But yeah, I mean, I know you know, Yannis is shit.

Watch that shit. That's just him and Crystal staff, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you I love that I like when all like people I like are all doing shit together. You know what I mean? I like when there's like the promotion is yeah, what do you do? I was checking in text. I really shit. I got text from a booker of the club that comes look at that. Look at that angle. Hey, really? We don't play that shit. Look at Bobby.

Why don't you get an agent? I have an agent, but I'm talking to the actual booker because they were all upset at the weekend. I'm not gonna throw him out. Yeah, Molly. I didn't say it. You did. You started to say you with crack. Did they call you not the fucking mob? I'll sing like a canary.

Oh my God. As you remain, you get trouble. You get trouble. You're fucking out of the bus under the now I go Mike has heroin under his bed Why did I say it? Why did I say mom if you're listening? I don't my mom's terrified that I'm on this is Vecchio I am on a lot of bottom on drugs. Is she really? Why is he's got a roommates though and she's concerned? Why? Because he's got a roommate, though, and she's concerned.

We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. We're just off. She's getting tired. That was really cool. That was a goa. What do you think? That was the seventh avenue near the Gwana.

That ain't lowery side. That's super good. That was a goa. No. That was a goa. That was a goa. That was a goa. That's what his mother's really good.

It was a goa, but it was almost a good one. It was like, yeah. I get you, oh, that was like, oh, that was like, that was like, it was a mother's really good stuff. It was a go-up, but it was almost a good one. It was like, yeah. Oh, I get you, I'm slipping out of what you think. Yeah, this is- You're slipping out of your dress. Yeah, I'm going to get skits afraniac. It's the longest I've ever been to shit. This is not mentally healthy, Bobby.

Do me on one of your personal interviews that are 20 minutes podcast. If you're not two hours, I'm coming, coming skits afraniac. This is not good for my mental health. Would you do one of my cigars of yours? Yeah, I do that shift less than two hours. Use this. Use those cigars. Yeah, but I'm thinking, you know what I'm saying? This shit

is not healthy. Even when I'm not talking, I'm trying to stay this shit and I'm losing my mind. This shit is not mentally healthy. I'm telling you. And I did it already for 40 minutes this week. This is crazy. All right, listen. And where are you at tonight? We're working together this weekend, right? Yeah, this week.

Where are we at? Tonight we're in Mount Arlington, New Jersey. OK, Mount, yeah. OK. And tomorrow we're in Newtown, Pennsylvania, at the Newtown Theater. Me, you, Mike Feeney? Yeah.

Yeah, I can come. And at the end of theater. Right. Me, you Mike Feeney. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna come. And at the end of the month, I'm doing a run at the Lafactory in Chicago. Yeah. 29th February 1st. Great. Am I there too, right? You're there the weekend before and I cannot go that weekend now. Okay, great. Yeah. Um, Mikey, what do you got? I'm at the DC improv January 18th to the 21st. I have fucked that club. You know, I am? No, they won't work me.

Get the fuck out of here. I swear to God, fuck them. I'm saying that loud now. Go fuck yourself. There you go. That's what I want to get booked. I'm never going to, it's been literally 10 years. Really?

Yeah. Can you work there before? Never. Never. No, the girl doesn does like me for somebody's Well, what a DC thanks for the support guys. I'll be there from DC Improv. I'll be there January 18th to the We had lining tenuary 18th to the 21st so if you're a mickey on thin please come out The other club was it was the club they have there

Drafthouse for the new one downtown. Yeah, DC Drafthouse. Fuckin' love that room. What a great comedy room. Yeah. They both nice. They're both fucking awesome, but the new one downtown. I walked to the White House in between sets. What? That's how close it is.

Hotels, fucking great. Hotels, great. The people that work there are great, simple. Not Fox Theater. No fuss, no must. You go in, do you shit, some guy was getting a little fucking up and he they kicked them out.

They also like, there's no table service. So it's actually kind of like England where they go get their own drink. Yes. And there's no food or chicken wings. It's great, a lot of fun there. Food or chicken wings? Yeah, like the, when they at the end of their food, right?

Yeah. Yeah, okay. And a full bar. A full bar. And okay improv and a full bar a full bar and wait Actually, great room. Yeah, pictures of community Green room over there. Yeah, they don't pop up like a Ricky's No, they don't have at that place check spot. Yeah, they don't bang joy check spot. Go ahead Tricky check spot. Go ahead. The look-off is my favorite of Bobby's move.

When you got sweetie. Listen to the podcast. Listen also to Mr. Parnos' podcast. I don't like him, but it's a podcast. So listen to that shit. This is the tricky part. This is the tricky part. This is where Rick is really tricky.

This is where we're going to believe. Yeah, that's right. Also, Yarnis Poppins paid me to say this. Trick and trick and trick. gonna believe. Yeah, that's right. Also, Yannis Popp is paid me to say this. Chicken chicken chicken. He's going to be at the Syracuse funny bomb. Yeah, look at it. Syracuse funny bomb. Yannis Popp is go to his website Syracuse funny bomb and then he going to be a god thumb and then there's one more. Shit, go to his website. Y, let's pop it down there. He didn't put the dates up.

He just got his website back up and running. All right, no, it's off. Still off. No, it still should be going. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It should be back up.

No, check out. Oh, it's the best. This is the best. It should be over. It's not like we run it. It should be back up. Yeah, that was it. Did she put it?

She might have put the dates up as far as I'm concerned. I told her, yeah, nothing yet. Oh, shit. Oh, we just got it back up. The person who does his website. You say we? No, I say the person does his website. Just got it back up and running.

By the way, let me be honest. Let me be honest, the album, that quote started from this podcast. Right there, right? right that's right here yeah serious accents that was serious accents album of the year 2006. Wow. That said they voted that shit Bennington and all them said it was the best one of the year.

I would have to agree. Yeah, you didn't listen to that shit. I get you listen to the album. I listen to I saw the hours. What the last fucking date. There's another one. Just keep checking the website. I'm going to he honest going to get them up so If people listen to this podcast some people dip off at the end when we start doing this Yeah, they're Mr. Best part the best part of the, most of the time is at the end with the dates.

Yeah. Go ahead. What do you got Danny? I will be at bananas and Hasbroke Heights, January 19th and 20th. And then, uh, yeah, I got to take down the fucking San Francisco dates on my website. I'm sorry. If you had tickets to the punchline San Francisco, I got snowed out. Snowed out. Snowed out. Great club. Great club. I'm a mobby back. She's the best. She's been so cool about this whole blizzard.

She's the best. And that's why I was just been felt really guilty about it. Mike knows I'm a psycho. I got snowed out. Delta was like, we can't get you on a flight until Saturday. Out to San Francisco. I'm like, I'm not going to fly to San Francisco for two shows and miss a whole weekend at a great club. But Mike saw me on the couch yesterday and he was leaving to go to spots. I go, man, I should have tried harder. He goes, what? And I go, I should have like driven somewhere and then flown out to San Francisco from there. And he goes, you're a fucking

psycho. He was like putting on his coat as he said it. He was like, you're an absolute psycho. I'm like, I should have tried harder to get to the show. He said, oh, you could have went right to the polcanoes. They'll fly enough, literally 20 miles outside the city was no snow at all. All the flights were, yeah, you get out of the poke nose. They have an airplane? Yeah, they have a casino, yeah. Well, I don't know if you're even worse. Yeah, everybody was driving out to the poke nose

and then flying out. I guess, so let's go fuck myself, Bobby. It's great to come back on this podcast. I'm glad I fought through the cold to get here. So I feel like garbage about myself. I'm sure you go home and he'll rub you fucking dick. Oh, that's a lot. Jaiting across the line to get you. Why do you have to take something so beautiful? I'm sure you go home and he'll rub your fucking dick. Oh, that's more like a cross line.

What do you have to take something so beautiful? Something as beautiful as my eyes. Yeah, I gotta get back in. That's right. Governor's Levitown. Oh, I got it. Governor, Janus Papa's will be at Governor's Levitown, March 23rd to the 25th. All right.

Syracuse Funnybone and Gotham. What do I got? Gab, you go to me real quick. Look at the cutie, patootie I am. It's on toy days. I'm just rolled down. Here we go. Well, yeah, what the fuck?

Oh, I got the fat black pussycat. Oh! We got Hartford Funny Bone. Shit, I'm at Hartford Funny Bone. January 19th, 20th. I'm at the Hartford Fentybone. Shit, I'm at Hartford Fenty, January 19th, 20th. I'm at the Hartford Fentybone. Then I'm at LaFactory, the 26th Chicago. And then I'm McGuire's Bohemian.

I'm back there to make up that date on the 27th, the 31st. I'm at the fat black again. Please go to robbercarnelive.com. I'm at McGubby's Joke house, uncle Vinnie's in February, comedy at Carlson. I got a lot of great dates coming up. So make sure I got a really great date coming up. Where the fuck is that big one in New York, in Long Island?

I have a big show coming up. Is it up there? Is that the theater and bass? Yeah, yeah. Where is that? Is that up there? Stop that the theater and base? Yeah, yeah, where is that? Is that up there? Stop. Oh, you're going to. On a hunting tent.

I'm going to throw up. Where is it? It's not up there. I'm going to throw up. Are you looking? Are you like some savant that can scroll with that quick and sees things? Yeah. It's not up there.

All right. Cool. Anyways, go to robberkilllive.com those dates. We up there and more Gabby. What do you got? I got a bunch of shows in basements and bars in Brooklyn so follow me on and that they were on with That on Instagram. You doing good. You doing good. I want to can you sing a little bit for us? No come on No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not singing is fucking the total different thing. If I could sing, I'd sing all the time. Oh, never hang out with you. When you be mine. Oh, the time. Zach, what do you got?

You said that's the new guy on Twitter, right? Because I got a dog. He's got rabies. That was a good one. He's got a dog. I got a quarter settle with it. He's got rabies. That was a good one. He's got a dog. I got rabies from the dog. I did, but his last high five. That's our reason gas. That's our new fucking laugh. You know, what might you get to take? Yeah. It's one of my favorite things you do in the it. It's an apartment gag. You wouldn't get it. Yeah, it's more of an Astoria thing. I love it. I love that guy. I got it. You should add that to your fucking your Dua How do you lose fucking steam and he gets

That's how engines work when one cylinder is not banging the other one is Gabby, would you put in this coffee? Gabby would you put in this coffee? Silly Mike's my favorite Mike. Thank you. What's your name again? Connor thanks buddy. You have a fun time Connor's got a huge package All right say yeah he does I can't believe you noticed that before I did This is your tire. That's right Cooper's package That's he's looking's packing. But he's got a poop. I bet he's looking for the hiding out.

He's a f**k. Shut up. It's just a stupid big old dick. Yeah. I'm just stupid big dick. Get me in trouble again. He's smuggling a ham. I know.

I'm going to touch him, make him go, whoa. Like, Joe, I'm awesome. A lot of guys make jokes like it's all they want, but really it's a burden. Yeah. You know, we freaks women out. Bobby, notice that shit quit. Yeah.

Bobby, look at that. Connor, you all right? women out Bobby notice that shit quick. Yeah Connor you alright you call him for look at your car Look at that fucking big old car, huh? Your fucking tired is the heat hitting your weed what's up with your Schwanz? Fucking big old car I'm gonna get out of here because that was very close. That was very close. For the first time on podcast, that's a breakthrough. Make sure you check out Mike's podcast with Mike Chrissy D, make sure you check out, uh, all the podcasts, uh, uh, Mauricio's

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