Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Jeremiah Watkins | Good Girl

Episode Date: December 3, 2023

This week Bobby is joined by Jeremiah Watkins, they talk about how he has a black name, how he would make an attractive trans woman, and his time on the comedy central show Roast Battle. FOLLOW JEREMIAH https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com/ https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/?hl=en https://twitter.com/jeremiahstandup?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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When's a good time to check a bitch? Well, she's out of line. Out of line. I'm just gonna, okay. Who are your black heroes? Where are my black heroes? Yes, who are your black heroes? Where did these questions come from? Who are your black heroes? Where are my black heroes? Yes. Who are your black heroes?

Where did these questions come from? Just questions. Who are your black heroes? My black heroes. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. Oh.

Give me one, two, whatever smart Lawrence great. Let's go on Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy good one Eddie Murphy's good great. Maybe we'll throw a Barack Obama in there love Barack Hope all the choice hope all the choice. Hope. Upcoming legend, Jamar neighbors. Okay. Love it. He's gonna be. Yeah, he's gonna be one of the guys. All right, mark my words. Okay. One of the guys. All right. He'll be one of the guys. Are you getting into management? No. Okay. But just with working him over the years, you just know there's certain guys like the threes and stuff that you see that you're like, oh, this guy's on another level. Patrice was a hack. Anyways, I mean, let's be real. Do you like old school rap, a new, a new rap more?

Oh, definitely old school. Okay. Old school, yeah. Yeah. All right. As a black man in America, how do you feel your life has changed since the black lives matter movement? Now, I think that you know, I'm certain to understand where you got these questions from. Yeah. I think that originally before you Google searched me, you saw that Jeremiah Watkins was coming in.

Now, that's a very black name. So I think that you geared all the interview to those questions. But then when one of your retards pulled up the images You realize I'm actually a trans woman that you're interviewing You're not black I'm not black and I've had to convince a lot of people over the years this okay, I I'm sorry. I apologize. Okay. I'm just saying, you know, parts of this interview have been a little polarizing.

Yeah, baby, we're starting the podcast right now! We're back, you know what, dude? Live, welcome everybody to the show. YKW. I started the social media podcast. The fact that YKW did podcasts YKW did back again Old school back in the day

We're all starting before them all YKW did a podcast is so fun and crazy And there's no rules Shut up, you all are winning this Rupert Bargain, I'm sorry It's a comedy podcast This is an NPR That's the podcast done.

Is there any better show? This is the original. Original. What's up everybody? It's Robert Kelly. And I'm here at the Comedy Cell Studios above the world famous comedy seller. And we have another episode of YKWD. Please subscribe.

Hit the button down below and hit the other button. And there's another button, but you know, hit the subscribe button. If you're watching this fun little guts, I mean, you owe me that. If not, go to patreon.com, subscribe to Robert Kelly and you can support the show there. You get a free episode. You get to watch the show live. You get to be in the chat room. It's, it's a better experience. And we don't edit that version. You got to hear me say the word. I shouldn't say it, but it's on the other episodes. Anyways, we got a very special guest today. Um, he's been on the show before and he's back and I just, I was just in Vegas with him for a weekend. Didn't see each other.

I saw him, but no, we didn't really bump it. We were hanging in different circles. Um, he was more of a green room indoor type of guy and I was more of a dude cigar lounge outside type of guy and I was more of a dude cigar lounge outside type of guy. He was a more of a snacks, apples and drinks type of guy. I'm more of a, you know, just water and tobacco and fresh air type of guy. He's more of a, you know, young comics, new, I'm more of a, you know, chroma, gd old cuts under a tent outside.

Jeremiah walkins everybody. What's up, buddy? What's up? Yeah, we were at Skankfest. I know. There's a bunch of comics and friends who were there. There's so many that you end up not seeing everybody throughout the weekend.

Yeah, like the first last year that the year before, it was smaller. Oh, yeah. I think, and there was a lot of new young comics this year. There was a lot of comics. We shared more green rooms last year than this year. Those are even one last year. Yeah. Right?

Or two. There's a couple. And then I created that outdoor space last year. I just made it. I got chairs and people who smoke cigars want to, you know, all this old fucks want to go on over there, but this year it was great. The dude cigar lounge was a hit.

I didn't even see that. Really? You know what the merch was? Yeah, I was right next to there. There's a tent and yeah, it was a cigar lounge. Yeah, I'm a snack guy, you nailed it. I know you're a snackie, you're a snackie. You're like maybe some nuts with a raisin and a

Dried creme bar. Oh, yeah, you like that sweet and salt, right? Yeah, sweet and savory. Yeah, and then maybe once a month Throw a little twix down you throw it. Oh, maybe I'll swallow the whole thing. Maybe you'll swap maybe I should Maybe you suck off the chocolate put the bar back You wait for yeah, we I was supposed to do your show. I couldn't do it. I was doing J's. Yeah. Show.

Um, and I couldn't do your show, but I heard your show was awesome. It was super fun. Can you explain that to me how it goes? Yeah. So for stand up on the spot, I was trying to get Bob beyond as Kang Fest. You were literally in my wish list. Really? Yeah, that I said it.

Well, maybe if you said that, I would have done it. Oh, really? Someone told me that I was your fourth choice. Not true. After all the other choices. Not true. Uh, if, dude, if I'm a wish list, I make wishes come true. Really?

Yeah, dude. I'm a wish maker. Okay. Anytime somebody says, you're my wish list, these three guys, they suck at what they do. But this was their wish list, so I made it come true. Okay. Anytime somebody says you're on my wish list, these three guys, they suck at what they do. But this was their wish list, so I made it come true. Okay.

To the more artistic, one of them loves trains. The other one, I think, is a woman. And the other one is definitely retarded. Yeah. You may, you can't tell. Yeah. You think you tell from the eyebrows? You can't.

But... Stand up on the spot. You go, comedians go up with no prepared material. Ask the audience for suggestions. The audience yells stuff out. And then you create stand up on the spot based off those audience suggestions. Let's do something right now.

I'll do it. I'll do it. This is one thing that I refuse to do. No, you don't do it. You want to do it. I'll do it. This is what this is one thing that I refuse to do. No, you don't do it. I'll do it. You want to do it. Y'all some stuff. Just do the show tonight. It's sold out. I come do it. Be a surprise guest. This is my wish, Bobby. Please be one of my surprise guests. It's sold out. It's going to be awesome. I need you to stop making that face. It'll be awesome. I need you to stop making that face. Don't do it.

Jeremiah, don't do it. Jeremiah, please don't do it. He's obvious. Dude, that face is either a little kid who has cancer or a fucking Arkansas porn girl who wants load on her face. I'll be pleased. Dude, you'd make, can I just say something? What?

You'd be a good trans. That's the first thing I've heard that, brother. You would trans well. I don't know, man, because. Buddy, I think, let me say something. Because the nose is pretty masculine, my friend. I'm not gonna say you'd be Eastern European trans. You'd be like German or Ukrainian or.

Would you like to hit it in the back? Oh my God, you'd be like, or Ukrainian or would you like to hit it in the back? Oh my god. You'd be like you might be of uh with the uh head wig in the angry inch. Okay, I'll take it. You would be a good looking girl. I think you would. I don't know man. I've I've for many sketches over the years and done many characters. I've never gotten one compliment when I've dressed in drag. not one. Well, maybe you're my type. Maybe I like thin, thin Eastern European. Been gone to European women. I like a nineteen forty one Jewish.

Forty forty one of forty three. Okay. Cool. Cool. Germany. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say I have a heart goes out to the Jewish people right now. I saw you in the the the Pro-tests for the Hamas. What made you pick that side? You know, I think it's a good side. I think it has his points

God what a world we live in yeah, anyways Thank God we got comedy. I know. Throw something out. Comedy on the spot. Do it. Go. Yeah. Hommas.

I love Hommas, man. And I like Hamas. No. No. You can't spell Hamas without Hamas. That's a stupid name though, Hamas. Hamas? Hamas. It does rhyme with Hamas. Hamas? Yeah.

It does rhyme with Hamas. That'd be like if they had a terrorist organization called Falafel. I am the leader of Falafel. And here with Hamas, we make a great team. And then we have my brother who was in charge of Tahini. Peter, Brad. Peter, Peter. We have Peter, come here.

Yeah. From the Tahini clan. They really, they really do make a mustaches. We'll see other one. What's another good Taliban? That was a good terrorist name. That was. Isis, not so good.

You don't think Isis was a good name? No, it's kind of out of 20. Isis. Isis. Isis. Isis. Isis. Yeah, you got to run it by, you know, you got to run your name by certain people. Yeah, do some market testing before you some market testing. Have some have a brother say Isis.. You know, got a band. Do you think that there was a guy with a list in the original? ISIS. Maybe it was just called the ISIS, but he's like,

ISISist. You know, a list. You know, a stutter in a list. I am from ISISist. ISISist. What? It's ISIS. No, ISISist.

ISISist. It's ISIS. I don't know, man. What is, oh, I don't know, man. What is, I see, there you go. Oh yeah, dude, I used to love those. Really? Yeah.

Never liked it. I see, you never liked those. Never liked it. Not even when you went to the movie theater or anything. Never would I get one at the movie theater. Really? No. No, I never got into that shit.

I was like the, the spot to get those. I used to get, my mom never let me have shit like that. What'd she let you have? Water? Yeah. Sweat of God. What about a popsicle? I would get a popsicle, but not we would have a hot drink.

We didn't have popsicles in the house. No, not even the cheap ones that were the long, like freezing, first six. Let me taste, I grew up poor dude. My mom, single mom, ones that were the long, like, freezing. First sex. Let me say, so I grew up poor, dude. My mom, single mom, after she divorced the dude, we didn't, I could never open up. The freezer had ice. And that's it. Would you ever freeze your orange juice and treat it like a treat?

No. That's a good idea. We didn't do that. Orange juice popsicles. You'd put the ice cube trays to its picks.. We didn't do that. We didn't do that. No. Orngeau's popsicles. You'd put the ice cube trays, two picks. I think we did do that. Yeah.

I think we did. That's a classic Bore person. That is a clay to like. I don't know why it's important. It should be everybody's way. Why the fuck are we buying these stupid things when we can just make it ourselves? DIY.

I did. DIY, DIY, DIY, DIY. Do it yourself. Yeah. You've had a lot of different hairstyles over the year. DIY. I did DIY, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I couldn't do that. No way. Have you ever had the taste of just a little bit of a raw hot dog taste? I've never done that. Is it bad? It's like salty and weird. It's like a penis?

Yeah. It's very much like a penis. I would think. I wouldn't know. I don't know. Is that it? You just bring that up like that? I mean, I'm literally in the middle of a thought

and this guy brought up hot dog popsicles. And that's it, just one. Just one. And then took it away. I think it was because it sounded like ISIS. I don't need your autism. You need to control it. You can't just bring shit up the way you talk in life.

You have a hot dog, Poxil. Dude, we weren't talking about that. We were talking about my grandmother who died. I know, but I like hot dog, Poxil. You have your hat on one of those. That's a good ditty. You're gonna look over your brow, though. Yeah, that's it.

Head down a little more. Look over that brow. There you go. There you go. Now, just say sorry. Sorry. That's me from a bagel. Do you go. Now just say sorry. Sorry. Ask me for one of bagel. You want a bagel, Bobby? It's the best bagel.

Pulled road. I just got to certify bagel. So you're doing your show tonight sold out. That's a good feeling, isn't it? Yeah. It's nice. Like, yeah, to not have to have to, because we've all done, all of us have done those shows, and it still happens all the time

where you're stressing leading up all the way up until going into the show, you're like, are people gonna come? Is this happening? And then when they come, you're almost like surprised. Yeah, you like, what?

For me? Yeah, yeah. Even though you've been pushing a crazy hard. It sucks man. It's that's the work part of all this in my opinion. The gigs are the best. But like just the promoting like, hey, check me out here. Like that stuff to me is like the work part. Yeah, you know, I'm coming from two different generations. And you know, when I came up, you just, you're funny.

Is the only thing. And then maybe you did radio, if you headlined, you'd come in on a Thursday and do radio all day. And then that was it. That's how you sold the show. Now there's no more radio. And the clubs don't pay radio to go in. Yeah. And it's all on us. I just did radio and win a peg for the first time in a while. I hadn't been scheduled to do a morning press in a little bit like for radio. Yeah. Yeah, I did like four different stations

like in a blocked out like time and like two hours. Yeah, it's, I mean radio to me, I loved it. I loved it because I don't know how to do it. Like Norton taught me how to do radio. He, because he used to do it all the time. And he was like, you should find out who the people are, what type of station it is, and what, you know, what they like if you can.

Yeah. Cause you're doing like, you know, a husband and wife country station, then you're doing like hip hop, then you're doing usually rock and roll, you know, a husband and wife country station, then you're doing like hip hop, then you do a usually rock and roll, classic rock, which is usually the talk station, which is a little easier, you know? Yeah. Have you ever had a radio guys fuck with you though and a fuck with you? A little bit where I'm like, okay, just because you didn't follow your dreams of being

a comic, then why are you being addicted to me right now? Well, they would digst you out. What they do? A little bit. being a comic, then why are you being a dick to me right now? They were dicks to you. What do they do? Just the way they're like, I don't know, trying to like strong hold the interview, like, oh, is that what you did? Like that kind of leading the witness your owner? I had one of them call, who was friends,

I actually did a couple of times. And then I called up and they were like, hey man, hang on a second. And that was waiting for like 10 minutes, then 20 minutes. And like we're having a difficulty. You call back and I was like sure I'll call back. I call back. We still have difficulties with the thing.

And then they didn't know that I'm smart enough to go online and listen. Yeah. And they just had like some famous guitar guy calling and the interview was going well. And they just lied to me. And I called back tomorrow. So I called back tomorrow and they just didn't answer.

That's good. And I'm like, there's no need for this. Yeah, why are you wasting my time? If you don't wanna have me, I just won't come on. Yeah, there's not a hundred percent no need for this. But whatever, you know, they sell, radio sell tickets, man. Yeah, I mean, the people who heard me on the radio

and went uppeg they came out to the shows. What would you play rumors? How was it? It was super fun. First time doing that club. That's a place where Vos they tried to cancel Vos. Really? Yeah. What I didn't hear that story. Yeah, he was up there and I guess there was some drunk native people. Yeah. That was a lot of natives up there. Yeah, that was a call. No. Yeah. I like that you did well so you're on their side. All right. I like great people. I mean no, I love natives Native the native the native Canadians native Indians native America just natives. No, they're in Canada Winnipegs in Canada Yeah, I do it. Sorry. Wait a second. Yeah, dude. You're in another country wait a second. Yeah. Oh here it is right is this it

Yeah, American community racist remarks spark walk out. Can you but here's the thing There are a hundred percent razor racist remarks He's takes can you do they have him? He told someone to go back to their wigwom. Yeah. Listen, listen dude. That's just like a classic like. Dude, I, go back to your wigwom, like.

Dude, even if you're native, you should still laugh at the word wigwom. It's. wigwom is hilarious. You know if you're fucking your grandfather, chief walk-a-flit, was like, I'm going to my wigwom is hilarious. You know if you're fucking your grandfather chief walk-a-foot was like I'm going to my wigwom you'd be like what dad not called the wigwom Call it something else Papa. Yeah, that all he said. What else did he say he said something else too? I don't know, but he was he you know Vos is fucking hilarious. They got drunk and they got kicked out. A native got drunk.

Hey, hey, comedy on the spike. Hey, God. That was my, you'll be seeing Bobby Kelly as a surprise guest tonight. I see your comedy. That's about this bar. Go, natives from Winnipeg, make fun of them. Go.

Ha, ha, ha. But he got, dude, they, Canada don't fuck around. Canada is woke. Oh, they, dude, you don't want natives. Look at natives. I anytime I run into natives, Native Americans or whatever, I love, I love Indians. I love natives. They're fucking so cool.

Such a badass history. A lot of them still live on a reservation. They still the tradition, you know what I mean? I'm a big western. I love that error of America. Do you like the movie Outlaw, Josie Willes? Mm-hmm. Classic.

Yeah, I mean, I like. It's one of my favorites. I like, yeah, all his movies are great. I love all his westerns. John Wayne, love John Wayne. Even though it's, you know, it's very cheesy. It opens up big, like Bob Bopper,

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Oh, the acting is real. Yeah. Yeah, you have a real hamdough. You have one of those faces. You could have been a Western kid actor. Oh, I definitely could have been. Ma pa. Yeah, yeah.

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I'm doing my best. I'm doing my best. So you're not offensive. Huh? You don't like to be offensive. I, I liked, I do. I like to, I like to ride the line. Okay, say something offensive right now.

Go. That's kind of hard to just say. No, it isn't. Just say it. Go. I mean, what do you, what do you, anything we talk about? Anything type of, offend anybody right now.

Affend any, I mean, this is, I don't know. Come on, so. Just do it. Go. I mean, this is, be it, edgy, go, go, say it, say it, you guys, you guys, say it, and something. Everybody, if you just, just, just, say the most offensive shit.

Yeah, and you're like, we're live, those two are, we're live, we're live right now. This is go, we're live, everywhere. I have 10%, I have a 1% black community in my YKW family. Make POC over here. YKW. Yeah, it's getting crazy. It's getting crazy.

Now we're getting to the point now too with comics that are just, you know, they're you know, it's like they've forgotten just be funny. Yeah. You know, I don't you know, it's like, they're forgetting, just be funny. Yeah. You know, I don't want to hear your shit. I think one thing I think that, do you think that retards should be completely struck? I think we should not call retarded people retarded. I agree with that.

But we should get the word back then. And we can use it on our friends. I think that's fair. And you're in place. I think. Yeah. We will never call retarded people retarded ever again. I agree with you.

But I get to go, Danny, you fucking retarded. Max retarded. I said hot. Yeah. Not ice. Forresta. I said, you're retarded. And he'd be like, okay, I'm retarded. I say we get it back. Yeah. Not ice. Farista. I said, you're retard. And he'd be like, okay, I'm retarded.

I say we get it back. Yeah. Can we put a go fund me up or something? We don't have to. We can just, do you know we can just do things? What? Yeah, the way they took it stuff away from us, we could take it back.

I think you're honest. Just the way we took this country from the Native American Indians with a couple blankets and some hope. Um, uh, uh, blankets and all. What's this? The world, uh, petition unchanged.org to bring back retarded.

Yeah, but put it under Jeremiah's name. Just so is safe. Do the perfect face for it. Come on, guy. Yeah, you cute. Come on. Did you make a good girl? Really? Yeah. I'm not going to be go clean, shaving much more often around you. Why? Because you've told me I'm going to be a good girl now. You know what? You'd be a good girl. I really, I really,

You be a good girl. I really, I really, you're gonna come and look like a fucking mountain head for now. Yeah, the next time you see me, my beard's gonna be all bushy and be like, hi. Well, we have, we have you, we have your hairstyle. You have a lot of different hair styles. Oh, you have my different hair styles. Okay, here's one of them.

Oh, the long one. I mean, dude, that, okay. Now, if he could take your beard and stuff off and put lipstick on you right now, I don't know if he could squint your eyes. Dude, you look like white trash hot. I'm not listening, dude. I'm talking Appalachian Trail hot.

Yeah. Like, I would go into somewhere in some fucking shit town in the middle of Pennsylvania somewhere, and I walk into a bar, and there she is. Cutie Petudi at the bar with that hair. Dude, if you took the beard, if you could take the beard off of him and put some eye liner blue, I would say, look at me.

I would say a blueish green. And then fix that nose a little. You can fix that with makeup. I mean, not from the side. Heavy contouring. Heavy. So your saying I've got that good mountain pussy. Yes. Yes

Good mountain pussy as I was saying you'd be good to you'd be good tight. Yeah third cousin plus Just smash me up against his boulder High before my daddy slash boy has come to home real soon. You better get it in where you can't Hey there city boy. Hey there city boy. You want to slick these wheels? You want to pick up my skirt I got from my arm The wind just blew it up do what you will back there. I Mean lose it dude I'm gonna AI your voice and put you on that chick. Danny, what else you got?

I mean, okay. Now here, now you're going into like, this is, you should've went here and then there. Go here, this is much. Go look now, look at him now. Yeah. Look at you now. And then here you go, look at this.

And now go to the one you're, that's your transitioning. Right. Your transitioning to a mountain pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, go back. Look at that. Wow, we, I mean, that's slick back.

That's kind of, that's kind of Dutch, little European, Oh, for sure. Right? Yeah, European. That's good. What else you got? Well, this one was, this was, this one.

Buddy, I'm telling you right now, I'd fuck that mountain pussy. I'd be all up in that mountain pussy. Look at that dude, if I went into a some type of Dunkin' Donuts up in the fucking Alpele Joe, Hicksville PA and you came out, hi. I'm like, I'm like, you know I don't have teeth up there. Yeah, dude, look at you, you know, I don't have teeth up there. Yeah. Dude, look at you. Yo, yo, my dream mountain pussy bitch. So where is that? Does that a donut shop? So this was on, this is on set for a shoot. And they gave me a clip in ponytail that

perfectly matched my hair color. I mean, dude, you are the girl of my dreams if I was bush crafting again. Mm-hmm. I mean, oh, now there you are. There's the, there's a little guy I know. Yeah. There's a little improv dude. Little guy. Hey, what's up Bobby? Hey, can you see a pal?

Yeah, did you see that ghost Shaggy? Oh, I'm fine scoop. That's very Shaggy. It's very ghost hunter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're not in,

you're not in Antifa, but you do make their signs. Like you meet in the gym on Sunday and make the signs at the gay church. Yeah. Definitely. I definitely look like I've booked at least a couple of craft macaroni and cheese commercials. Yeah, I definitely look like I've booked at least a couple of craft macaroni and cheese commercials.

Yeah. Mom, did you get craft again? Thanks. How you do? You look like a college kid. Oh, for sure. That's a, that's it. Now, so we're dealing with four different styles.

Five with this. Mm-hmm. All right, God. Yeah. Look at that. We have some suggestions for you. That maybe since you've done so many different things, maybe you might wanna try one of these in the future. Here you go.

Oh, yeah. You just go full kid and play, Afro. Kid and play. I mean, what do you think? I could do that. You look all full kid and play, Afro. Kid and play. I mean, what do you think? I could do that. You look alright with that. That could work. I think it looks good.

I mean, I look very moppity like, like I look like a character on Sesame Street for sure. Yeah, I would say that. Yeah, I kind of like it though. I like it. I think it brings out your eyes. Oh, thank you. Yeah, definitely brings out your forehead. Now, yeah, yeah.

All right, what else you got? There you go. Yo, let's go. That's hot. That's go, dude. I mean, dude. Timberlake phase, let's go. Yeah, man.

I like that. All right, there you go. What is this? That looks like a Japanese cartoon Jeremiah. That looks like straight up Yugi, Jeremiah. I don't mind that. You look a little like you know, Akito. You will never cross me again. Bobby Kelly, come over here. We shall fight to the death. God. I like that. Very much. All right. I guess we're going all black. I mean, yeah.

No, that's not Bob Ross. This is the black woman. It is Bob Ross. Oh, is it? Sorry. There you go. Thanks. You'll nick the Apollo sip. Oops. Oops. See you. All right, what else we got?

This one's good. Bobby, don't get any ideas. Okay. Like the Lisa Lampanelli. Yeah. Is that Lisa Lampanelli? Cindy Lopper. That's Cindy Lopper.

Cindy Lopper. You know what? I like it. I like it. You look very circus-o-lay. Like you come out and open the show. Oh yeah. With a French. Hello. Bonjour.

Welcome to the show. Hello. You are now here. You are now here. It's part of the... It's so stuffy. That's all. I know you can be French in a second.

Oh yeah. You definitely look like French pussy. Oh yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's like a chicken meat and much y'all and get a blowjob after one of your nastiest shots. Well, big Kelly, I liked your disgusting stand-up comedy. Can I blow you in the alley over there? Behind Clubs, sort of.

Behind Clubs today. We. We. We. We. We. today. We wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sucks. If they do dirty talk, it's like, yes. Yes. We wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

All right, what else we got? That's it. Okay, well, there you go. What do you think? Any of these strike your fancy? I think some of them could stick. Yeah. I mean at what point you know Three out of the four of them look like I started dating a black woman. It's like Honey, we need a change of style. We got changes. I would tell you dude that in that lineup if you went one then three and then four and then five you transition to do it. I mean, dude, can we please put that in that order and then bring it back up? No, go left one now go to third one first

Go to the right right That one, second. And then one, no, then over here, third. And then that one before. That's full woman, but just put some makeup on her. Her. I said her. Thank you. Jesus Christ.

I'm offended. Is it, now you still live in LA, right? Yeah. Has it died? What, the scene there? Yeah, it's back. Is it back? The store's, the? Yeah. Has it died? What the scene there? Yeah. It's back. Is it back?

The stores, the stores great. That's my home club. I'm there all the time. So it's back because it died for a minute right? When everybody left. No, that's COVID and all that shit. Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, COVID everywhere is the thing.

Well, okay. LA compared to New York. What was crazy is like, I came out here a couple times or in the pandemic and you guys found ways to do shows at the most random spots, where in L.A. It did fully die there for a while, where you know why?

Cause we're not pussies. Yeah. I'll give you that. You guys like can't go out, you can't culminate. What people were very, very strange. L.A. Yeah, they were fucked. L.A.

L.A. was the whole town, was a bunch of pussies. You couldn't go anywhere, couldn't do any of these shutton business down. New York somehow found a way to, you know, go outside, wear a mask, be together. Dude, rooftop shows. Yeah, no work shows. Yeah, no work shows.

Yeah, park shows wear a super mask. It was dumb, it was stupid. It was a dumb time of life. It was crazy. It was dumb, it was stupid. It was a dumb time of life. It was crazy. It was crazy, but LA, I think you guys went to a way harder than us. And a little bit longer than you guys do. Yeah, it did.

Yeah, your, your government. It lasted a little, dude. I mean, that was, that whole ordeal was crazy. Yeah, he kept you guys out of, yeah. Unlocked down for a while. Yeah, I mean, we were for a little bit at the comedy store, at our most desperate, we were performing the glass window that you can look at from the patio into the original room.

We were performing behind glass for people. Just bombing. You can't hear laughs at all. You can't hear anything. You just see people doing this. Looking at you like you're a monkey at a zoo. And then a mask on. So you can see their anything. You just see people doing this Looking you like you're a monkey at a zoo and then mass on So you can see their mouth. Yeah, it was a mess. Just so the eyebrows go out Wow, which could mean you suck or hilarious. Yeah, you started have to read awesome eyebrow. I hate you

Yeah, yeah, same eyebrows. Oh, it's got a piece of shit needs to be canceled or that was a great job Funny it's the same out there. I hated it. Of course. They had the seller. They did shows downstairs at the olive tree. Okay. And they made a plexiglass container that you went in.

Yeah. Amsterdam style, baby. Yeah. Yeah. You felt like a hooker and the red like this, a red like comedian. You would love to see me perform in there. I would have with the long. I one no. Can you put a wig on? Yeah, I like your bits, but I think you do better with the way. Yeah, is there a way you can put this disco dress on? Is there any photos of

you dressed like a woman? I've done many characters over the years. Oh good. Can you send him to me? I, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You're married. I am. You have children. I have two kids, two boys.

How's your daughter? The boys are good. The boys are good. They're masculine four month old and two and a half year old. I need to know that masculine. Well, one of them is like total boy energy. It is. The four month old we'll see. Yeah, it's.

He. There you go. There you go. That's full. Oh, wow. Wow. You pulled up a foot pick for free on the bottom. How did you get Nicky Glazer's foot? Dude, over the years people have told us so many times would we look like brother and sister you do you look exactly like Nicky Gladi or both like Midwestern like white people, you know Yeah, it's like from St. Louis from Kansas City, right. I'm going to Kansas City this weekend comedy club. Yeah, dude That's like that's my spot there. That's my home. They're like when I go back there. Is it good? I love it

Yeah, yeah, that's a good guy too. I like when I go back there. Is it good? I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Justin's a good guy too. I've all, I've never liked doing stand up in Kansas City. Because it was, uh, Sanford and sons. Yeah. Right. Which is that? Which is a fucking nightmare.

He would do time before he freaking brought you out. Those, all those brothers were crazy. I mean, it was a fucked up place. Yeah. And they're all dead now. I know as it should be Like I mean they were like some of natural causes some from car accidents some from drug like weird stories It was a weird family. It was a weird. Yeah, I mean a weird club. Yeah, and that part of town they had it, it was fucking weird. Which one did you do it in?

They moved it around the world. I did it at the original. You did the downtown? Yeah. Yeah, it was like nice during the day and at night it turned into gangs. It was like, it was all brothers. When they moved it to the overall park area,

that was like one of the nicer locations and they moved out to like, Zona Rosa or somewhere, like the legends out at the like by the racetrack on Kansas City. They've had like four to buy the malls, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the bad one, right? That I hated that one. It was a T stage. It was a runway. It was deep and then it was a little strip that went out into the crowd like a runway model. It made zero sense. I remember Dan Soto called me from there on the verge of suicide.

It was so bad. It's, you know. This is like one of his first like headline gigs back in the day and he was furious. Yeah. And they made you walk to the gig but it was through that parking lot from the hotel. Yeah.

Which was like a half hour walk. It's too much. Yeah, it was like, you need, it's just enough for like, I think I need a car. Yeah, but it was through a parking lot. Yeah. So you're like, I got it.

And you're like, no, no, no. I need water, another half a mile. Yeah, I need water. I should've took snacks. I did the one down in the, maybe it was over in the park, I think, which was terrible. Yeah.

Yeah, it was fucking terrible. And then I think, which was terrible. Yeah. Yeah, it was fucking terrible. And then I went to the improv, which fucking was garbage. So I did a years ago, I did like a, uh, this comic, uh, Mike Sikone, he was headlined there and he asked me to do like a guest button, his, uh, like holiday Christmas show, because he knew I was in town, visit him family. And uh, one of the comics that was on there later on, he first degree murdered his girlfriend.

First degree. First degree. Wow. And my brother, when he saw that, he sent me the article, he goes, I bought that guy's DVD after the show. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So he was, he was funny enough, but enough, but he's worth it's worth money.

Yeah, that's a good DVD. Yeah, murderers DVD. She go you should go visit him and jail and get him to sign it. Yeah, that's the station dislike me. I just slide on that. Yeah, dude, that that club was I remember I we. They would just seat drunk women in the front row. They would just seat drunk women in the front row.

That's it. I mean, that's the problem is like that club in particular, they would do these crazy drink specials. Crazy drink specials. Like where you were leaving their hammered. Poisoned. Because it were like pictures of beer that they would. Poisoned. Yeah, it was like two or one pictures

or something like that. They would just sell booze. Sell booze and all of the money not caring at all how it would affect the show. You were secondary. And I remember this lady was in the front row would not shut the fuck up. Kept whispering to a boyfriend.

I was going, but like this, I was going in the, and he said, I don't know why he would, and I'm like, can you guys stop? Can you, I mean, over and over? Yeah. Finally shut the fuck up. Yep. And they won't kick him out.

They will. Because they're paying custom. Buddy, it was so rough. The only thing I remember from Kansas City that I liked was they had a hotel with an indoor and an outdoor pool connected. So you could swim from the inside to the outside. I've been there. And it was heated.

Yeah. And I was in a snow storm. Mm-hmm. So I was outside in a snow storm and then heated pool. And the only thing that I remember that was fun about going to do comedy there. I never really like, Do you get barbecued when you go there?

I didn't. Are you going to this time? Uh, I will, I guess, am I supposed to? I mean, you're threatening me. Yeah, you should. All right, dude. Bob, hey, what man? Barbecue when you go back.

Hey, man. Okay, okay. You want to make a good memory? Do you want another good memory when you go to Kansas City? Get some barbecue. Okay. Okay. All right.

All right. All right. Where do I go? Kansas City Joes. Kansas City Joes. What about the other place? There's a lot of other places people are going to tell you to go to. Okay. But you say I say Kansas City Joes. All right. I'll go to Kansas City Joes. But you're probably going to get gates because that's across the street. I'll get gates then. but you're probably gonna get gates because that's across the street. I'll get gates then. I'm just saying.

All right. You gotta get some kind of barbecue. I will. Just do it. I will. Don't say you will. I'm going to. Call me and say, I have.

I will, I have. Okay, good. I already have. Okay. Yeah. Fuck it. So you worked on lights out with David Spade. Yeah.

I did. How was it? David Spade, can I just say something? Never met him one time. He was downstairs and I was standing in front of the cell and I guess he was coming up and he kinda did this to my back because I was in the way and I went to fuck

and then I looked and was David, so I was, and I just, you know, I didn't say anything. It was anybody else, but I was like, don't fucking flick me. But he seems like that type of dude. Who? Flicker. He seems like a flicker. He seems like he'd be a cunt.

I think. I would say hilarious funny guy if you know him. If you don't, he might be a little conty to you. I think that's his demeanor. Yeah. Conty. Yeah. I think so.

I mean, I've only, you know, like I, he's one of those guys who I still, like I've done his show and like I've seen him a bunch over the years. Yeah. I still have no idea if he knows my name or not. I have no idea. Right. But like I don't really expect it because I'm not really in his immediate circle. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. I hear, yeah, yeah. But if you did my show, yeah, I know you name it. But I did, you know, it was very cool to do. I was like, I did the panel with Kevin Neelan. That was intimidating because Kevin Neelan has a way.

Obviously good. Oh, sorry. He's very good buddy's with. I'm sorry, I did not know that. He thought it was real. Oh, oh, it's fake. Yeah. Okay, it comes off.

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Plus, PCOpplement members can get select PC or no name cheese at $3.99. Conditions apply, see fly for details. No, most comics get spacewigs now. Can't sell that. Let's say they get hair from the back, they put it up on the front. Yeah, but it stays in the back.

Works great. They figured it out. But in Neal and's days, they didn't have that. Oh, it's like plastic. You had the transplants with your huge knots out of the back of your head. But they cut it like Rogan has that slice in the back of his execo.

Oh, yeah. He got it back in that. He got one and then it didn't take her well. Well, it took, but it's not as good as it is now. You know what I mean? Sure. A micro that's so good now. You know, every comic you know that has good hair

has transplants. Name a comic. Name a comic. Name one. But. Hmm. Well, I know Mateo just got one. Got it.

Yeah. He got it because of me. Did he? He saw his future. No. We kind of got into it during COVID, I think. Over what? I don't know. He's country, I'm country.

You know what I mean? We were saying something. There's a couple of gals. We were just bustin' balls. Yeah. And I said something to my go, dude, if you gain eight pounds and let your hair go more than it is, you're out of the business.

And I went, I was 350, I go, I made it like this. I bet he did get mad at that. He came in. Cause he's so good about like keeping his body like. He came in after the penny goes, body, I got my hair transverse cause of you. And I was like, why do you go? Yeah, I remember that fucking thing you said to me. Oh, then that aided him for a long time then. Yeah, but he bought I helped him. And he helped me. I got into shape. You know that if he said that, that

long later, yeah, then like when he woke up in the morning He looked in the mirror. It's like I can never have carbs. I can never look like Bobby Mateo me with the mustache the girl the view is floating in the mirror behind him like He pounds you're done. He's gorgeous. He's an adonis. Adonis is literally a Greek god. I used to be gorgeous and then I, I floccally,

I got success later. You don't know what I mean? That sucks. The guys who get success because it's, yeah. That's what it is. And then when they're around 50, they have to hold onto it. There's a lot of guys.

There's a lot of name and other guy. Go. I'll tell you, go. Tell me who you think has great hair and I'll tell you if they have fake hair or not. Go. Hmm. Let's see here.

Big J. Fake. Everything's fake. Really? He's not even fat. He got the fat put on to be different. Big J. O? Fake. Really? He's not even fat. He got the fat put on to be different. Big J. Ocasin.

He used to be just J. Slim J? Snuts. It used to just be J. Just used to be J. Now it's big J. Ocasin. He put the weight on. But the gloves are real, right?

Hair. All fake. The gloves are real, right? Gloves are not real. Tattoo. Yeah. Like the wedding ring? The wedding ring. The wedding ring tattoo? When I see that, I'm always impressed.

Wow. Wow. I'm always like, that's even more of a commitment than that. Well, I had to get this because mine kept falling off because I have 17 of them because of my weight addiction, my food addiction, I get fat and thin, fat and thin. Yeah, I have so much precious metals from my rings, I could retire.

You can make a sword out of it. Yeah. He treated like a samurai's one. Name another one, go. Anybody go. Really? Adam Ray has great hair. Adam Ray, space wig. Really? Adam Ray has great hair. Adam Ray, space wig.

Really? Who's Adam Ray? Oh, you should know who Adam Ray is. Very funny comedian in LA. Really? Yeah. Okay, he's got space here. Okay.

Name a known. Anybody. Anybody? Anybody. Sebastian Minascalco needs one. Ha ha ha ha. Anybody anybody anybody Sebastian Minas galco needs one What are you talking about my hair is good I a Sebastian is one of I think One of the most fun comics impersonate by comics that I've seen can you do them?

I can kind of do it. Yeah. Bobby. Yeah. It's a corner on a cell phone who still has a cell phone for years 2045. You never got the chip 20 years ago. He is fun. He's fun. Yeah. He's like, um, he's like, um, I followed him at the store a bunch.

Kids hard. He's a killer. Yeah, he's, and we're both, I'm physical, but in a different way. So I have to kind of reset the room to what I do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a monster. He's a monster.

I followed him at just for laughs on a galo once pretty pretty That's when when he before he was famous Years ago when he used to wear vests He was a vest comic. He had a vest says what do you do the the dress shirts underneath the bed? Yeah dress shirt under there with a very Magician-y. Yeah, look a cool magician. Or like a dealer at Vegas. Yeah, he looked like a blackjack dealer

at the Bellagio. You know what I mean? Not New York, New York, but Bellagio. Okay, okay. Yeah, he was always kind of really funny. Monster type of response from the crowd. Yeah. And then he just found that thing, man, it's weird.

It's how long you've been doing comedy? Since 2010. 2013, you just stand up and then I was doing improvs and make them up before that. You did make them up? I did make them up. Do you know I started and make them up? Did you?

Yeah. I was in, there he is right there. Look at him. Yeah. Yeah, that's, I mean, he was right there. Look at him. Yeah. Yeah, that's I mean he's he focuses his energy. Yeah. Yeah. Very nice guy. Really sweet guy. And funny. People give him shit, but he's very funny. I mean, I think once you get to any certain big level, I think people just I think that's part of it. you get to any certain big level. I think people just, I think that's part of it. Yeah, well, I think once you get to a certain level too though, you start doing stupid shit.

Oh, you think you feed into it? Yeah, I want to say, I don't know why I always have to see one of these assholes on a scooter. You know, it's, it always have to drive their scooter around some stadium. Yeah. Let us know how big the place is they're playing. You know what I mean? Zing. Shut the fuck up.

I did scooters with Dane back of the day. Yeah. Yeah, we had the electric scooter, like the first one. Sure. We had the razor. Yeah, the electric. Yeah. Yeah.

I went through a scooter face. You did. Yeah, man. What do you mean, man? Yeah, man. I used to do bunny hops, dude. But you did a... I did not electric. You did. Yeah, man. What do you mean, man? Yeah, man. I used to do bunny hops. Did I use to, but you did a, you, I did not electric, not electric. You did a regular one. The only electric one that I had ever tried before like they got popular again was it like a dick sporting goods or a galleons. I think it was called back in the day where like I was taking off between the aisles and I almost was like, it was one of those kids. Oh, they go like 70 miles an hour. Yeah, they go very fast.

It's one of the hardest urges I have not to buy because I can afford one. Yeah. And it's hard not to get one. With the physics for you are not in your favor. What do you mean? You're large. What do you mean?

You on a thin scooter? Yeah. What does you mean? You on a thin Scooter. Yeah, what does that mean? You're way on scooter. Are you calling me fat? I'm saying that you have more of a I don't know if you've known this Abusion closer. I've lost I've lost a lot of weight. Oh, I know you have and these remarks I've lost a lot of weight. Oh, I know you have. And these remarks might have been for last year, Bobby. This is this year, Bobby. Hey, Bobby, all I'm saying, you lose eight more pounds, you're out of the business.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I guess I have questions for you. Good call back. I get questions for you. When's a good time to check a bitch? Yeah, all right, I'll repeat it. When's a good time to check a bitch? Well, she's out of line.

Out of line. I'm just gonna, okay. Who are your black heroes? Where are my black heroes? Yes, who are your black heroes? Are my black heroes? Yes. Who are your black heroes? Where did these questions come from? Just questions. Who are your black heroes? My black heroes.

Yeah. Okay. Let's see. Oh. Give me one, two, whatever. Oh You want to Martin Lawrence my Lawrence great. Let's go on Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy good one Eddie Murphy's good great. Maybe we'll throw a Barack Obama in there love Barack Hope all the choice help Love Barack. Hope. Hope. Upcoming legend, Jamar neighbors. Okay, love it.

He's gonna be, he's gonna be one of the guys. All right. Mark my words, he'll be one of the guys. All right. He'll be one of the guys. Are you getting into management? No. Okay.

But just with working him over the year, you just know there's certain guys like the trees and stuff that you see that you're like, oh, this guy's on another level. Patrice was a hack. Um, anyways, I mean, let's be real. Uh-huh. Um, do you like old school rap, a new, a new rap more?

Oh, definitely old school. Okay. Old school, yeah. Yeah. All right. As a black man in America, how do you feel your life has changed since the black lives mad at movement? No, I think that you,

I'm certain to understand where you got these questions from. Now, I think that originally before you Google searched me, you saw that Jeremiah Watkins was coming in. Now, that's a very black name. So I think that you geared all the interview to those questions. But then, when one of your retards pulled up the images, you realize I'm actually a trans woman that you're interviewing. You're not black.

I'm not black. And I've had to convince a lot of people over the years this. Okay. I, I'm sorry black and I've had to convince a lot of people over the years this. Okay, I, I'm sorry. I apologize. Okay, I'm just saying, you know, parts of this interview have been a little polarizing. How was your skankfest? It was fantastic. Stand up on the spot at Skankfest was for it was the highlight for me.

But it was it also the reason why I was extra excited about it is because the year before when I did stand up on spot at Skankfest, yeah, it was one of the hardest stand up on the spots I've literally ever done. I've been doing that show now for 13 years around L.A. And like I'll take it on the road and've literally ever done. I've been doing that show now for 13 years around LA and like I'll take it on the road and different festivals. But they had a year, the audience had a year to kind of get to know the show online on YouTube because they're doing it as a series like this last year.

So they came in with better suggestions and just more knowledge of how to do the show. Because I told them at the beginning of this gangfest taping before we started rolling. I was like, guys, I know like you want to yell out like filthy stuff, but like let the comics take it there. Like don't like, don't start it, anal gang rape. Right.

As a suggestion. Right. No where to go with that. There's nowhere to go after. Yeah, because that's the end of it. Yeah. Right. That's the end. I was like, so just keep that in mind. I said, I'm not telling you to be super clean with your suggestions, but just don't start crazy extreme.

Right. They actually listened and it made for a really good show. And then the comics, you know, they take it there eventually. They took it to the end of gang- You're closing. You're closing the end again. Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Um.

Uh-huh. Well, I did, I want to, when they asked me, Yeah. Yeah. Well, I did, I wanna, when they asked me, I, they had me doing so many crazy things. Yeah. And then, and I want to do a J show. Yeah, it's a crowd work show. It's a crowd work show. It's a great show.

It depends on where you go. Because after a certain amount of guys go up, there's not, there's everybody's been talking to. It gets dry. Like, you feel like the, the well has been tapped. I, well, when you go up, it's like, you know, all the things that were, that were going, you're going to say about that chick's face right there or that guy's fucking hair. Right.

It's gone. You know, and, and it's's you got to kind of look out there It's almost like fish in a lake that's been fished and derosa and Jay is so good Jay is such a fucking good crowd work guy dude You're like he'll just go through I mean, it's just just stay up there, dude. Yeah, you're so good. You don't need the guests. You don't need us, bro. Do the whole show.

Just stay up there and do the whole fucking thing. He's next level. He really is next level at it, which is, you know, you go to third or whatever. I think I'm gonna have third and one of the guys I want to talk to, he left. There was another guy I had a good line with, but then Derosa was fucking trash.

He just got head off of a trans person. He just wanted to go lie down. You find out it was me. That wasn't you. Well, I know it wasn't you. I know, I know. Baby girl. I saw the Instagram post.

Oh, you did, yeah. Yeah, it was crazy, right? Yeah. I think it's great. I think it's great. People give skanks a lot of shit for being, you know, a massagingistic piece of shit, fucking, it's actually super open. It's so, it's super open.

It's more open than the open ones. Yeah. The open ones are against people, secretly. Secretly, they're, it's like, no, it's like, you're heavy handed with it. I think Skanks is really honest with who they are. They don't care. Anybody can come.

There's a lot of trans women that go to that show. Yeah. They go to the festival. A lot of women go. Now, a lot more women this year. So it, and it's like, I remember I had all the guys on my show and they were all like, yeah, I've been with the trans girl by accident. It's all by accident. It's never intentional. Yes, all by accident. I didn't know. Okay. Okay. Hey, Elvis, sudden the balls

roam my chin. What? You never had balls fall down from the duct tape? Yeah. And then you're too tired to get it off your face. So you open your mouth and you just clean it off. Well, you never had ball goggles before. That's what I call a sleep mask. That's the only way I can go to bed at night. Yeah, that would be a fantastic sleep mask. Where the balls are malleable.able the nose it comes down over your nose and it's a dick that's you I mean that's the only sleep massive it's a big nose it is what's it from we don't know well you don't know what your nationality is you never did like a I did the 23 me you did what were you part bird sorry

sorry that was too much that would he it would have been good if he didn't laugh like that. I mean, that was too much. That was fun. No. What were I'm gonna say? So, what was it? What was it like? Don't do that. That's scary. That's my native tongue. What did you say native tongue? You're gonna call backs. I you have mainly German. Yep, German Irish Russian. Not Russian. Oscar-naurian Jew. No, but I get asked all the time if I'm Jewish or a tattoo. You have a European.

It's a very European. Can I say something about noses? Yeah. I like a big nose. I've always let on, I'm telling you man, big nose to me is always a cool thing. My, I really do. I think big nose, it's usually Italian, Jewish. Yeah.

Um, um, not really Russian, but, you know, like a European thing. It's a very European thing having a big schnauz. Yeah. I love chicks with big schnauzes. Do you? Do I? I don't suck on them, but I, but I like a big schnauz on a chick. Okay.

I love a Jewish chick schnauz, like a Middle Eastern chick schnauz. Yeah. What is it about at the, I don't know. I think it's the Eastern, the European thing. Yeah. It was a girl in my history class. God, Dinda, she had a huge nose. Fucking big snows.

But just a perfect body. All great ass. And I just remember, oh man, I wanted her so bad. Do you, do you think you like women with big noses? Cause sometimes they're insecure about their big noses. So they're, they've lowered their self esteem to your level. No, no, no. No. I like fat girls because of that. Yeah, dude. Like a chick with a dead tooth because of that. Yeah.

No, the nose, I think a big nose is sexy. Okay. Yeah, man, fuck, I love a big, I may have a adorable cute button nose. You do. I do. I got a great nose. I got a great teeth too.

It's still, yeah. Never had braces. Am I stupid? Really? It's fucking immaculate. Yeah, if I wanted to, I supposed to be this fucking immaculate? Yeah. If I wanted to, tend to have like other great attributes.

I don't know if I'm fat and I don't like you calling me fat because I've worked very hard this year on not being fat. I said eight more pounds, Bobby. I don't like, I don't like guys, can you back me up? They're like us, you mean us, your retards? Sure, we'll back you up now. Hey man, they'll call them retards. Hey man, that's what you refer to them as

and that's what they identify as, okay? Okay. Okay. So one more question. Was good times your favorite show? My favorite comic is Willie Tyler and Lester. Do you know who that is? Yes. That's a deep cut.

Deep cut. That's a deep cut. Deep cut. Yeah. What else you have going on? I have questions for you that I want to ask you. But I want to know what else is going on with you, dude, because you seem like you've been building this thing, you remember, I met you on Rose Battle.

Yeah, and that's where I became a fan of you. I remember watching the stuff, I mean, it was probably the best part of Rose Battle. It was super fun. It was the best, it's the thing that made it fun. All the other shit I felt got too mean. Right. And too fucked up. And it's like once you've seen it, you're like, all right, I've seen it. I get the magic trick. Yeah. But the shit that you guys did and for people that don't know, tell them what you guys, what was it called? It's called the wave. The wave. Yeah. And you and

another two other guys, right? Me, your more neighbors and Willie Hunter. Right. His black brothers. Yeah. Um, huh. Yeah. It was the funniest shit ever, man.

It was fun. So basically, the roast battle, it's people roasting or snaps, whatever you want to call it, back to back, head to head, uh, going at each other. They're insult each other and then when when a joke would hit really hard or if it bombed really hard, we were kind of the exclamation point on it that would we run out and do a bit that was probably between five to 15 seconds tops. Yeah. And then it would be like like a quick like vignette or sketch in the middle of the stage. And then like it was like a silly palette cleanser to diffuse like how hard the joke killed or how hard it was.

And it was the funniest thing. I'm out of watching it going, I wanna just see these guys. Like it was so brilliant, some of them. They're fun. I mean, we had some good ones. Fucking brilliant. Well, what was the biggest bomb one

that you had, the best bomb one you had? The best, oh, like a bit that we did that didn't work? A bit, no, a bit, you did when somebody's didn't work. I mean, we did, I mean when Sam Morrell faced Steve Ranesee on the Comedy Central show, we re-enacted 9-11 as buildings. on the Comedy Central show. Yeah. We reenacted 9-11 as buildings. We did that.

That was, we did, and then also during his battle, we did an ISIS beheading where they put a black thing over like a pillowcase over my head and they chop my head off and slip my throat and like blood came out like insane stuff. It was shocking. We did It was it was shocking. We did a lot of very shocking, shocking, hilarious bits. It was my favorite part of it.

The bit that they said me, I shaved my pubes on the show. That was one and they were fine with that. But one that they said we got. Excuse me. Let's back up just one second. Yeah. You shaved what? I shaved my pubic hairs on TV show.

On TV. Yeah. Why? Because I was one of the bits. What was the bit? The bit was that I was going to the barber. I went to a black barber. Yeah.

And they're gonna put the bib down here. And then they, it's like they were lining me up. But then I like shaved my pubes on air. Yeah. It made it to air. No way. It made it to air. Wow. Yeah. That's great. The one that got cut though, that we got networked notes from. And I got a talking to from Comedy Central about was Willie Hunter walked up and he just stood like like this and I went down on my knees and all you see is my head bobbing from behind and he put his hand on the back of my head and then I stood up and I had white soap in my mouth and I spilled the soap out of my mouth and it looked crazy pornographic and they're like,

that will never air on Comedy Central again. It aired one time. Oh, they aired it. They aired it. Because it was live. They like, we shot it. We shot to tape that then went live. They aired it the first time

and then Comedy Central saw it and they're like, this will never air again. So you were fat too. Yeah, that was my heavy face. I was in the, I was like, so that's why it's coming out. That's why you're lashing out.

Cause you used to be fat. You know what, when I, when I, when I was really, really my tipping point for me, it was a comic who said something to me. Really? Like you did with Mateo. It was like my, this was my, who said it, Rogan, Sarah Silver Sarah Silverman what she said never fuck you

No, but that what a hurt to she's fucked some ugly guys. I mean dude. She has no I think she fuck Louis Yeah, she fuck yeah Mark Cohen. I mean her list of guys none of them Are in shape. So that's bad. She said When I ran by for one of the wave things with my shirt off she like Brian Moses talking to her and she goes that was Jeremiah I didn't even recognize him how it's wait as he gained. Oh my and they got back to me. I was like That was like my like like she didn't recognize me. Oh, that's yeah, that was like my like, like she didn't even recognize me.

Oh, that's sorry. Yeah, that was my like, oh, I need to exercise a little bit more. Is your wife in the business? No, thank God. Right? Dude. Yeah, you can't have in the business.

I know. She's not in acting at all. No. I know. No headshots, baby. No. Only one headshot a household. Yeah.

That's how it has to be. Has to be. You can only have one drama, Mama. This is the way. This is the way. I don't want to you can't come home. No. And be like, how was your day? On the audition. Oh, God. I it'd be hard. It's hard. Very, very hard. Some people do it. And it doesn't work out. Rich Voss will be divorced. I mean, he's technically divorced. Now he's his own room. Yeah. Yeah, they're roommates. I mean, is it as man cave or is his room? He has a bedroom. But he has back problems. No, he has a room. I'm trying to help. I'm trying to help him out. He has a sleep app. Anything Anything right? No, he sleeps in a different room. She has a king bed

He has a full a full mattress and another room and he decorated the room as his room Does it say like on the outside door like riches room do not stay out? Yeah, stay out with a star David. Yeah It's our David. Yeah. Yeah. I got questions for you. Okay. You want to answer someone? I've got some. Um, are you ever moving to New York? You're staying in LA. I'm gonna stay in LA, but you'd be so good in New York. I would, I mean, the goal I would love. I love that. You got to be very successful to be a bikeosel, but I would love that. You really don't. Really? No. You could get a roommate here.

You could pay 500 bucks a month just to have a room. Yeah. I guess so. Yeah. If you're willing to. Bobby. Bobby, are you okay? Yeah, that was just me backing up.

In my own fat joke. What's up, son? Dude, you got it. You still got it, dude. It's retarded now. No, you could probably get a roommate. I mean, you could live with any one of these fuckers. 500 bucks a month. I mean, is that live with any one of these fuckers. 500 bucks a month.

I mean, is that real? Is it 500 bucks a month? Right. Is it my right? 500, 600 bucks a month for a room? What, did just come in for like one week at a time, kind of thing? No, you just give them the money and you rent the room,

but it would be in Queens or something. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just get a room, your room. You got extra five, 600 a month, right? I guess, maybe. That person's living alone most of the time. And then when you come into town,

hey, what's up, Jeremiah's in town, right? Guess it could work. Yeah, that's what I do with Burr. Yeah. Yeah, he kept his apartment up on 197th Street. I paid most of the rent. He paid a very small percentage of it, and then he lived in LA.

I mean, I would love to come out here more often. Right now I'm coming out here like two or three times a year and I every time I come out, I'm like, man, I'd love to. Yeah, dude, you're actually, I'm glad you're coming out. You're very funny, dude. And, you know, I feel like things are starting to happen for you now. Thanks, man. Are you excited? Working on it. Yeah.

It's cheesy, but like, it's, I but like, it's I'm always dude. I'm always grateful that we like I get to go out on the road. I get a headline like I'm doing my show that I've been working on. Like I'm like happy with the projects that I'm doing. Yeah. So like, you know, a lot of people can't say that about like they get stuck in a job that they don't want to do. Yeah, I want wanna kill myself.

Oh, don't. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sam Rubin, do you ever get mistaken for Jeremiah Walkins clap, the lawyer slave owner from the 1800s? You don't have to answer that. That's literally one of your guys typing in on Google Jeremiah Walkins and then like

the 10th result is clap and then place on it. We have, there's more questions up there guys on Patreon. Can you please get them? Because I saw them today. They do as little work as possible. There's more questions up there guys on Patreon. Can you please get them? Cause I saw them today. They do as little work as possible. Jay, sup to a fellow KC dog. Probably grew up better than my rate townself.

What part of Johnson County you get your roots from? I'm pretty sure he's he's he's a redneck probably yeah. Raytown can be rough. I know that. Raytown is it mostly white dudes. It's a mix. It's a lot of white and black people. Okay. So we'll part, you get you a, what's up park? You get you a route from I grew up in an overland park, Kansas, which is a suburb of the Johnson County's like the suburb of that. Is that a nice part of town? Yeah, in comparison to Raytown for sure. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. I grew up like, like very like working class. Okay. Parents like parents living above their means always though. Like we're always like in debt like with stuff like that. Oh, I know. Yeah. Uh, they're not together anymore.

Jesus Christ. They both remarried. Yeah, they did. Yeah. Sorry about that. There's nobody upstairs too, by the way. It's haunted? Yeah.

Huh. Yep. I mean, it's haunted at the store too. Yeah, this place. It This something about comedy clubs. We got two more questions. Can you read the other question before I get to this one? The other one on patreon is from Alan Hill. How did it feel spitting in Jordan Jensen's mouth? Any lingering anger on his part or did the spitting resolve the issue? What happened with that? Tell me. Jordan Jensen. Yeah. That did my show stand up on the spot.

Funny guy. Funny dude. Yeah, really he's fucking he is killing it. Go ahead. Very funny. Yeah. She did stand up on the spot. I had told her before the show that it was a no material show that you get suggestions

from the audience. Yeah. She took suggestions from the crowd, but then she went into her material. No way. So she, when I say leveled, did she level the room? Fuck. And then when I sent her, when I talked her after the show,

I was like, that was great. I can't believe you made all that up. She goes, what do you mean? Yes. No, I use my bits. I go, that's not the point of the show. I was like, we filmed it, we taped it for like, I'm like, we're releasing this as like a podcast.

Like, I told you this. And she's like, no, no, I didn't know. Like, like, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she swears that she's, no. On a percent. So I did her podcast, being in a Jordan shot at a Ian fight dance as well. He, uh, he's awesome.

Yeah, she's great. She's great. She's great. She's great. He, no. No. Uh, she swear she didn't know, but, but uh, but I was like, she's like, did I mess with the taping? I was like, well, I'm going to send it to you and like,

there, I'm like, there's no way that you didn't make up some of that you had to have made up. She's like, well, a good portion of it. I launched into material. I go, I'm going to send you the tape. You tell me what wasn't material. I'll keep that in for the podcast. And she goes, well, I feel like I, I go, I'm gonna send you the tape, you tell me what wasn't material, I'll keep that in for the podcast. And she goes, well, I feel like I mess it up,

you know, as penance, I'm gonna let you spit in my mouth. Oh, she let you do that too? Yeah, so I spit it out. We've all done it. Have you? That's her thing. Here at the seller. That's the only way she comes.

That's how she, yeah. She better go. All these guys back here. They've all done it. When she comes in, she only does a show if we spit in her mouth so I When she opened her mouth. I got I got a frosty Frothy one. Oh, you're snuck in it. I and that knows got some bugs. Well, I didn't go I didn't go I didn't do that. I didn't do that

You know better the rug naturally. I've always I've always I literally You would have better the rug. Naturally, I've always, I've always, I literally, if we had a cup here, yeah, I've always had the ability to have tons of in the back. All right, let me see this. Oh, very smart. Oh, that's the teaser. You'd have to find it later in the episode. That's the story. But she threw up right after it. Oh, I would too. It was so gross.

Oh, I would too. And I died laughing, but it also like, then it made me feel sick too, because it was so gross. Those two are funny. I'm glad they found their thing. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, because their thing solos sucked.

That's what I mean. Together. Hey, that they're things solo sucked. That's what I mean. It's a gather. A, that happens all the time. With Paul. No, they are fucking killing it. And I love Ian. I really do. He's such a sweet.

I'm supposed to see them later today. Yeah, they have fun. And Jordan is on the show tonight as her redemption set. Jordan Jens is on the show tonight. Oh, she's gonna redo it. Yeah. I hope she goes back into bits. If she did, yeah.

All right, we got more questions. Ready? Yeah. All right. Who go? What does a feminist stacy think about what's going on with Israel and and Palestine? You know, what does feminist stacy think? So feminist stacy is one of your characters. Yeah. One of your characters. Very funny. Do you need a second? Yeah, and go. Wow, is there a limpaulistine? Real original question. If women are being killed, they're both wrong on both sides. Next.

That's the most diplomatic answer that she could give. I like it. We got one more. Oh, that was the end of the picture. All right, that was it man. I like it. We got one more. Oh, that was the end of the picture. Alright, that was it, man. God damn it. Listen, brother. Um, I'm glad you came back on. Yeah. It's been a minute.

Yeah, it's been a minute, dude. Come back anytime you want. I love, I love having you on. You're always fun. And, uh, it's a breeze hanging out with you. And next time I, I don't know if I can do it tonight, but I would definitely next time you do the show, you're always fun. And that's a breeze hanging out with you. And next time I, I don't know if I can do it tonight, but I would definitely next time you do the show, I'll do it. Which you usually record on Tuesday night, still. I do. And that's typically when I record the show.

So whatever you're doing tonight, Bob, yeah, it can be shifted. I'll literally give you the wish list star treatment wherever you want to go in the lineup you get a pick Yeah, I've not told any of the comics that promise. I've literally not told any comics that if you choose the show will start at 10 30 sharp Mm-hmm. You can literally go up even before 11 if you want to Mm-hmm in and out Walking in walking out. That's the last pitch. Okay. Thank you, man. I would, here's the thing. I might. Okay. I often my, I'm here. Today's my longest day.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. And I gotta keep going. And then, um, you know, I'll pay for your Uber from here over to New York. I am. I'm just saying it's more of the, the off the best. But if I don't do it, I of the off-the-best. But if I don't do it, I really wanna do it and go hang out and have fun. When are you coming to LA? I don't know. I don't know, but you do it all the time.

I do it every second, Tuesday, the month of the comedy store in LA. Next time I come to LA, which will be soon, because I have to pitch a couple things. I will come out and make sure that I come out on a Monday and I'll do it on that week you're doing it. Okay, cool. If not, I'll do it next time you hear,

because I do wanna do it. Yeah, I love you. You'll be great at it. I love what you're doing, dude, cause you're just a fun guy and having fun and being creative. You're silly, and I like silly. I'm all about silly.

You are silly, and you're a fucking sexy tranny. Can I say tranny? Transvest. Yeah, just did. Transsexual. How do you say it? Trans. Trans.

I think it's just trans. We're gonna do a photo now. You are, you are. Sounds good. Did you make the photos up yet? Yes. All right, can we see, we're gonna end on this. Can we see your transitioning?

Here we go. One, here's the first, this is you as a boy. You don't know who you are. You like sports, but not really. You're really into wrestling, but not the first, this is you as a boy. You don't know who you are. You like sports, but not really. You're really into wrestling, but not the guy ones, right? You like the girls. And then here you are. You know what?

I like to put my hair back. I like to wear nice clothes and I like fashion. I like fashion, but I'm a little pale. I wish I had stuff I could put on my face. I wish my hair was a little longer. But bang, here it is. I feel freer. I don't know what's happening. This face thing I'm leaving on

because I'm scared of what my friends and my family will think. But my hair says it all. I shampoo and condition. I'm me, I've got to be me. I love who I am. I don't need him because it's salty. YKWD. Everybody, please give it up. Give him plugs. Tell him what you're going to be. Coming up out on tour, Jeremiah Watkins.com for tickets, Sunnyvale, California, Huntington Beach, California, Los Angeles, California, a lot of that,

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