Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Jim Florentine | Tunnel Fee

Episode Date: January 7, 2024

This week Bobby is joined by comedian, Jim Florentine, they talk about Jim dating a younger woman, how his divorce impacted his and Bobby's friendship, and how Jim used to live with Jim Norton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Do you have to, did he bring anybody home? I just told him if you're going to bring any hookers, he can't bring them in the house. That was the only rule. You can't bring a hooker in the house. Yeah, that's fair enough. So you'd be in the driveway and you have one of those, you know, like those sunny things you put in your,

those cardboard things you put in your those carboard things You put in your windshield. So your dashboard doesn't get fucked up from the sun. Yeah, so he put that up in the driveway So he would fucking car camp in his driveway Yeah, pulling our little driveway with hookers Yeah, and then put the put the thing up because I would look out the window or he didn't want the neighbor to see We live in their two story so he put that up and I'm like, oh, he's in the It is a little Saturn. Yeah, it's a little Saturn and he put that up So nobody could look in the, he's in the is a little Saturn. Yeah, his little Saturn and he put that up. So nobody could look in the car.

And then he would drive the hooker back to her. Usually back or back to New York City. Yeah, he drive all the way back in the New York city. We live close by. We were like learning a close. You still had to go through a tunnel. Yeah, yeah. Dude, listen.

Maybe they were low. I don't think there were local because we lived in a nice town. He would go in, get a hooker, bring her back to his house, which probably cost extra to go through a tunnel. This is a tunnel fee. Probably. Hooker, look, if you're a hooker and a guy's going through a tunnel, you're gonna go through.

Yo, Daddy. We're probably 15 minutes away from time. Yeah, he probably had to pay extra. And then she's in a driveway. He put his son, son block her up. Yeah, with the members of big sunglasses on the thing. And then he would do his thing and then drive her all the way back to was a big sunglasses on the thing. And then he would do his thing and then drive her all the way back to the city and then

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I've known him for a long, long time. One of my longest comedy friends, we don't hang out a lot. We almost did. We almost became close. And then he ruined it. But we'll get into that. He fucking ruined it, man. And give it up for Jim Florentine. What's up, Jim? You're like a chick. Like, I don't even know what I did wrong, but I obviously did something wrong. It wasn't you. But you know, no, but it seems like it like seems like that's a big girlfriend stuff. Like, what did I do?

I didn't even know what I did. Can you fill me in on it? Yeah, well, you know, for a long time, you, you, you, you, um, you were kind of that rock and roll dude and we were kind of on the same thing. Like I was over here banging, you're over there banging, but you would, you were Jersey banging. I was City banging. It's a different bang.

Yeah, yeah. Right? I'm in here meeting artists and musicians and weird chicks like coffee and the French Roselade tonight. And you're meeting some chick with rip knees and fucking highlights in Jersey at a concert. Strippers and hairdressers. Right.

Exactly. Thank you. It should be the name of your next album, but. That should be. Strippers and hairdressers. And she would have been there. What a great, I mean, what a great, I mean, a good clientele. They held me over for a long time.

Plus they got paid in cash and they bought me a lot of clothes. Yes. And they paid for a lot of things. Yeah. Like, I never banged a hairdresser. I never had sex. I always thought, and this is the beauty, hairdressers are strippers, by the way. Yeah.

They use the same psychology. Strippers in hairdressers, same psychology. They're round you, they're kind of hot, they let you feel like they like you, that it might happen, and then they get that tip, and it's all right, I'll see you later next, right? Yeah, but yeah, and they also spend all their money, they make that day, go buy designer bags,

designer clothes, because I know they're gonna make a ton more and cash the next day. Cash, yeah. Cash. So it's struggling with comic, they, I'll, I'll, I'll buy you some outfits, I'm like, perfect.

Yeah, they're, yeah, and they meet a guy like you. And they feel bad, like, oh man, I feel he's, you know, he needs help, like they, you know, they thought they were gonna be my mommy. Yeah, I love that a guy like you and they feel bad like oh man, I feel he's you know, he needs help like they Don't they thought they were gonna be my mommy. Yeah, I love that. I love that they're Warren But I pretend it until I got the office at least I used to I remember back in the day sexy Bobby used to I used to do that too like day girls that we I remember I did a girl because I knew she was gonna get me in a espresso machine But but a but espresso's when it was like, dude, you can't have your own espresso.

That's like nuts. Like that was nuts. People had the little Italian kettle, but this girl was gonna, I'll buy you. She was a chubby blonde girl with a very moist vagina. That's all I remember. She was always moist. Like I mean, I remember one time I touched it,

we weren't doing anything, I just touched it was moist. I was like, oh, this is moist all the time. Maybe it was just your hands of this around there. No, I mean, I remember one time I touched it, we weren't doing anything, I just touched it, it was moist, I was like, oh, this is moist all the time. Maybe it was just your hands upness around there. No, I mean, it might have been, but she bought me an espresso maker, I was so excited about that. You know, I love having girls buy your stuff. My wife was one of those girls.

She Lord you're in with gifts too? Well, she had a job, she had all this stuff, and I didn't have money, I was doing comedy. Well, you know, people don't know when you start comedy, you know, money is not a thing. Like, I don't care about money, I don't care about holes in the wall, I don't care about the place I live.

All I care about is getting to the club, doing a set, hanging out with other comics, and having a roof over my head. So I don't freeze in the winter and get wet in the summer. That's all I gave a fuck about. Right. And then these girls you'd meet who had jobs and colleges and careers and stuff.

I wanna go to dinner, I don't got a money, I have a fuck off. I gotta set, we can go after my set. And they'd be like, my wife would be like, I'll take you, she used to take me to places all the time. Yeah, that was a thing, you couldn't take him to dinner. We weren't making any money, $20 a set or we'd get paid in food. So there was no dinner, we could not take a girl to dinner. Couldn't take him to dinner. I remember't making any money. 20 dollars a set or we get paid in food. So there was no dinner.

We could not take a girl to dinner. Couldn't take him to dinner. I remember I got in a fight with my wife, one of the biggest fights we ever got into at a cheesecake factory when it first opened. And when that place first opened, it was like a phenomenal thing to go to the cheesecake factory. Up until then, you didn't know it was just a fucking

hyped up Apple piece, right? It was wild. Yeah. And I remember she wanted to go and it was expansive. And I go, I was like, I'm fucking, I'm gonna fucking pay for the stupid fancy bowl. You know, we're fucking bowl. It's a fancy big fucking bowl with designs on. That's what I'm paying.

I got to pay $20 for a bowl of pasta because of the bowl. I was like, fuck that. We go down it because I used to take it to local places. You know, six bucks in Boston at the time for a meal. Yeah. And then she wanted to go get a $20 meal. And she's like, I'll pay for it. She said crying, I felt bad.

At the, that wasn't the, at the mall, a sum of all. We were fucking fighting in front of the place in the mall. She was so, like, if she wanted something better than the girl she just wanted to go. She heard about it. My friend, my friend told me this place. It's good. She's from Boston. She said, we should go here. And I was like, and I looked at the menu. I'm like, fucking this. She's like, why is this 20 fucking alls? What the fuck is this? She's like, I'll pay. I'm like, it's not the point.

The ball is the point. It was the point. I didn't want to pay for it. Did you make her pay? Yeah, we went. Of course. Fuck yeah. Had you feel about that? I felt good.

The pasta was actually pretty good. And the balls were nice. Yeah, but now who's paying now? Yeah, it comes back around again. You know, I dated a stripper for a little while and she had a sugar daddy. So the sugar daddy used to take her out, chopping all the time, buying her all of this like real expensive stuff.

And I knew the guy, like he wants to fuck her. That's his goal. He's like, no, we're not doing anything. And I was kind of bothered me. But I'm like, whatever. But I said, listen, if this guy's buying you all this stuff, then I want stuff. Because I'm letting you go out with him. So I show, so they would go out and go, look, I need a new VCR.

I remember a VCR, a DVD player, and there was something else. I forget what else, and I go, put this on your list, tell you need this, and you came back with the stuff. This guy was like, why do you need a basketball? No. Why do you need condoms? Why? Why do you want an electric guitar?

And I met the guy one time too, because he was paying for, he was paying for everything, so I didn't have to pay for shit for my check. Okay, you want to go to WrestleMania, but you don't want me to go? Yeah, I know. What? But I remember meeting him one time, and he's like, so how is this good boyfriend,

she has a guy, he's kind of a dick. I don't really like him either. He's like, yeah, that's what I'm hearing. I'm like, yeah, I don't know why she's with him. I'm like, I'm told they're not to leave him. You met the guy. I met the, yeah, I don't know why she's with him. I told her not to leave. You met the guy. I met the guy.

How did you do that? I think because he, I don't know, we were at some restaurant and he was in town. He said, I'm gonna stop by and say, go and put my guy friend. She knew about you. He knew, no, but I was a guy friend. I was a boyfriend. So she played, yeah, I was a friend.

Wow, what a piece of shit. I mean, she's a piece of shit as a human. Well, you know, I got good stuff. You got, listen, I think a friend. Wow, what a piece of shit. I mean, she's a piece of shit as a human. Well, you know, I got good stuff. You got, listen, I think I even got something better. I think I might even got a TV, like a small TV too. I think the second time, if I'm not mistaken, it was a long time ago, but you're like a fucking, like that shitty couple in a movie,

that cry movie. Why, you were just siphoning shit out of this guy through her pussy. Yeah, well, she, because she was like, I'm not giving this guy up, because you don't have any money. So he never got nothing. He never got nothing. He never got laid. No, not a hand job.

I mean, I don't know. She said no. Listen to me. What's the most expensive gift he got you? I probably got it. I think it was a pretty, a TV. It wasn't like a big one. It was a small one, but it was good enough.

I need a TV fit 11 room. Hand job, Osaka dick. Hon, listen, you don't buy. It was a nice TV though. He had to. Back, back of the day when TVs became nice, right? Right. Yeah.

Cause TVs were from a block. Yeah, the whole big thing. It was, it was a flat one. So yeah, do've checked his dick. Probably. 100%. 100%. This is why we see, we're two different people

when it comes to love, like girls. You love, you have, you have, you're not connected to empathy with chicks. Like you, you're kind of like, you're rockin' roll. Like you're like, fuck it, I don't care. Get me a TV. Just, you're not suckin' his dick,

but I always met girls. I was always trying to meet the one. I was trying to be Princeton, Apollonia, right? Right. And you were trying to be Motley crew with bitches. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I guess until, you know, but I had girlfriends for like five, six years at a time. I would be in between. So between. So I was in love for a while and then shit went down and then we broke up and all that stuff. And then in between girlfriends is when I would do shit like that. Right, and I never dated strippers.

I never liked strippers. Why had the long hair? It was from Jersey, I was like, You were long hair, you loved rock and roll. You got that voice, but you're also disconnected to like emotional bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Well, I just don't put up a lot.

Yeah, you don't. You know, I'm just like emotional. I'm very connected emotionally. Like you're... I would tell a girl, listen, if you're unhappy, just tell me and you could leave. Just let me know. Yeah, I would know. I'm going to try to keep, yeah, I said, if you're not, just let me know and I'll understand.

Right. That was always my thing. Even to this day, it is. Did you have a swing? understand. Right. That was always my thing. Even to this day it is. Did you ever swing? No. You don't end up swinging. I don't know if I would be. I mean, if it was just, I don't know,

I need another dude there. You don't want another dude. Not with my girl, not the girl I'm in love with. But you've done other dudes with other girls with girls. Yeah, but that wasn't, you know, it was just like a one-time thing. It wasn't a girlfriend. I couldn't watch my girlfriend get fucked by another guy.

But it was just a girl you were having sex with. Yeah. And you were a friend of yours. No, no, it wasn't. No, it was just a random girl. So it wasn't even like, So it was a random girl with a friend of yours who wanted to do a threesome.

Yeah. And you were into that. I mean, what else am I gonna do? Right. Yeah, I mean, that's, you know, I know. We're the say nowadays, like to I mean, that's, you know. I know, it's weird to say nowadays, like to even think that that's a thing. Like I believe that those days are dead, right?

I don't know, I mean, it used to be two guys and one girl, then all of a sudden they became two girls and one guy, and that never happened. That was always two dudes. It was never like two girls and a guy. Two guys and one girl. I missed that generation, because I was already out. Well, two girls, two guys and one girl was my because I was already out. Well two girls and two girl one two

guys and one girl was my generation. Yeah, I was my two because that was fun guys are emotional with that shit. We're just like, Hey, this is just fun. This is crazy sex, right? But two girls and one guy they get emotional. So it was a hard thing to pull off because one would always get kind of jealous of the other and they're, you know, what are you like her? You say, and I had a, I had a one time in the girl left because we knocked her off. We were in my house and this girl that I was dating

for a while, pretty girl, short hair blonde, really, just cool sat like my freaky sex shit. She brought a chick over a tie-in check, huge tits, big nose, sick body, and she brought over my house like two in the morning because we talked about it. We always talked about it like sex. We always fooled around like that. And we came up and I was like oh my God. The other girl was totally my type of girl, big Italian big nose, and we started fun. I had my finger in a butt and we were making out. And we bumped her off and she hit her head on my futon. And you heard it, just go like, ow, you just heard ow.

And we didn't stop. We just kept going because I had my finger in a butt. I think she had her finger in my butt. So you got still going with the Italian girl. I was with the Italian. Right, of course, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then she went in the Italian. Of course, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then she went in the other room and she, I heard a, you have ice.

I was like, it's in the thing and she came back with the ice thing on her head. And she goes, I'm leaving. And I was like, what? And I remember, she's like, oh, I guess I got to go to and she got up and they both left in the middle of it. And I said, a stinky middle finger. I was looking out the window. It was such a sad moment.

You know? You never know how those things are going to end. I had this one girl I was dating, and she wanted to do it with three somewhere and another girl. She picked the girl. I didn't push it. I'm like, all right, whatever. You know, of course I'm going to be in the way. And then we did it. She got all jealous. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, you have sex with her the same way you have sex with me. I go, I only have one style. I go 100 miles an hour. That's it. Yeah, girls can't handle it. Because she's like, you do it the same way.

Yeah. Because even if I were to mix it up and I would have done it a different way, you'd be like, I can, you know, fuck me that way. Yeah, it's a fucking... Yeah, either way. You have to have two styles. You have to have, I don't know you.

My girl is here, fucking style. And then I'm fucking, I want to fuck you. You know, but I used to, I used to like, I was always kind of a role, like I was always a romantic with chicks. You know, I like kissing. But I like kissing too. You don't look like you like kissing. I mean, I'd rather skip that if we could.

That's what I'm saying, dude. You look like you don't want, you'd be that good feel. Yeah, my guy, right? Yeah, I'd rather. Why? Well, I don't know the girl if I don't really care if it's just like a hook up. Yeah.

But, you know, if I'm with a girlfriend, that's fine. It's weird, it's weird to me because I've been with my wife for so long. I don't even know if I know how to kiss anymore. So you don't kiss anymore, then? We kiss, but we don't make out. We do make out. We do make out anything. Well, we do once in a while, but it's not like

How do I say this It's not I know it's you know, there's nothing the lust is gone. It's not thought. Yeah, I mean, it's just you know when you There's nothing like me and a girl somewhere after a show hanging out, talking, going somewhere, building up, and then all of a sudden you lean in and you start to make out that first fucking out deep. I don't know what kissing is. The mechanics of it, the whole thing of it is just disgusting. It's gross. I'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth and I'm going to suck on your tongue. I don't know where it came from or why we do it? But it, with somebody new, it's like intensely passionate. With somebody you've known for 20 years,

it's like, it's a tongue in your mouth. It's like, what are we doing? Yeah, I know. It's a weird thing. Then we already go over this for a long time. Yeah, it's like, yeah. I don't think you brushed your teeth. I don't know, dude.

Yeah. I know your eight. I know your shit smells like. I know, I know. It's a weird thing to kind of phase out. Like if I met a girl right now, if me and my wife broke up and I had to meet chicks, I would probably have to relearn how to bang,

relearn how to kiss. I'd probably, oh, speaking of my wife. All right, shut up. What's your texture? Will you kiss me when you come home? How about, all right, shut up. What's your texture? Will you kiss me when you come home? How about that's the ring camera? I'd love it if she was just making out with the neighbor. No, you'd pick up pretty quick.

After I got the voice, you pick up pretty quick. Well, here's the thing about you. And we'll get to that. But you, you were this guy to me back then who was Jersey rock and roll, uh, you know, fucking pussy, rock and roll, you know what I mean, comedy, like you were that guy. And I remember, uh, when you had your first girl, uh, what was her name, the first girl you're with that I knew she passed away. Jade.

Yeah. Exactly. Jade. Exactly who you should be she passed away. Jade. Yeah. Exactly. Jade. Yeah. Exactly who you should be with. A fucking Jade. Yeah. And I remember when I met her, I'm like, oh, this is, she's smoking. She's stripper hot.

Yeah. She's porn hot. You know what I mean? I mean, she's just smoking. Just a sick hot Asian. And I was like, yeah, that's, that's who you, you know what I mean? That's exactly who I, I pictured you with. Yeah.

And then I remember when you got serious with her, it really was fucking whack to me because I was like, oh man, he's, and then she passed away and it fucking, it added this weird level to you. Like that I didn't, like I never had with you. I never thought you had. Like when she passed away and you had to go through that shit and then you had a one-man show about it and then you wound up meeting your, your,

then soon to be wife. Yeah. I was like, oh shit, Jim isn't that, the guy I thought you were. I thought you were a jade dude, you know? Like you were strippers and fucking hairdressers and then, you know, when that hit and then you had this one-man show, I was like, oh, this dude's like, this dude has feelings.

Like, this guy is sensitive. I know. Who would have thought? I mean, it's serious. No, I know. No, I was. And by the way, you helped me a lot with that one man show. You used to come and see it all the time when I was working it.

Yeah, it was great. Helped me with some lines and stuff. No, you know, look, I got to the point in my life. I think I was probably 36, 37. And I'm like, what am I doing? Me, me, Harron Jim Norton, we're living together. What, 37. I'm like, what am I doing? Me, Harron, Jim, Norton, we'll live together. But what, how's that at the time? How's that? I mean, how's that? How, I mean, do you have to, it was great. You have to look the other way at some

times. Do you have to, did he bring anybody home? I just told him, if you're going to bring any hookers, he can't bring them in the house. That was the only rule. You can't bring a hooker in the house. Yeah, that's fair enough. So you'd be in the driveway and you have one of those. You know, like those sunny things you put in your, those cardboard things you put in your windshield. So your dashboard doesn't get fucked up from the sun? Yeah, so he'd put that up in the driveway. So he would fucking car camp in his driveway.

Yeah, pulling our little driveway. With hookers. Yeah, and then he put the thing up because I would look out the window or he didn't want the neighbor to see, we live in their two story. So he'd put that up and I'm like, oh, he's in the Saturn. Yeah, his little Saturn and he put that up.

So nobody could look in the car. And then he would drive the hooker back to her. You're back, yeah, back to New York City. He drive all the way back into New York City. We live close by. We were like learning the clothes. You still had to go through a tunnel. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, listen. Maybe they were low. I don't think they were local because we lived in a nice town. He would go in, get a hooker, bring her back to his house, which probably caused extra to go through a tunnel. This is a tunnel fee. Probably. Hooker. Look, if you're a hooker and a guy's going through a tunnel, yeah, yeah. Yo, Daddy, we're probably 15 minutes away from Times Square. Yeah, he probably had to pay extra and then she's in a driveway. He put his son, son block her up. Yeah, he probably had to pay extra and then she's in a driveway. He put his son, son block her up with the glade members of big sunglasses on the thing. And then he would do his thing and then drive her all the way back to the city and then drive back home.

Yeah. And you live with Jade at that time. Yeah, but it was me and Jim for a little while then she moved in, but I just said, don't bring, we don't want, I don't want them in the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, I hate it to say it to them, but he understood, because you don't know if they're gonna write what through some shit. Yeah, they're hoping that a bathroom every two seconds

the piss still running my room and some shit. It's a fucking hoah from the city. Yeah. Exactly. And then you grow past away, and then you met your other girl. How did you meet your other girl? Yeah, I was with her for six years, Jade.

You were Jade for six years. I met her at a concert, my friend, they were. What concert? It was a Kid Rock, Leonard Skinner concert. That's my crazy. See a Kid Rock, is he an Asian hot chick Asian at the Kid Rock? No, no, no, no, I met her at a comedy club.

Oh, you met her at a comedy club? I thought you met my future wife, yeah. Oh, okay. And then a shit comedy club in Pennsylvania. Well, you met her and all of a sudden, you did your woman show, and your woman show ended with her and your kid. Yeah. And it was just amazing ending.

And it was like, oh great. And I remember I met you and her at an Amy Schumer thing. We've talked about this before. I went home that night and I was like, dude, Dawn, I found out friends. Cause none of my friends, none of my friends had girls. Right.

So I mean, I would live on my check. No one, Patrice had a girl at the time, or whatever, but I'm not hangin', he, he tried to get Don and Vonda each of his pussies, you know what I mean? Yeah, he came to my house one day and tried to get us to swing. Really? Yeah, it was a psych. It's like, dude, I don't want my wife.

First of all, if I'm gonna get my wife to swing, it's not with you. Right, yeah. I'm not gonna give it a swing with a 380 pound black guy from Roxbury, Massachusetts. It's gonna probably fucking laugh at my dick when it comes out. Bobby, that's your dick. I ain't doing that.

Imagine watching Patrice bang your wife. He's completely naked. Boom. Oh, imagine that. No, no. Imagine that. And then he goes, yeah, he tells her, go give me something to drink.

And you're like, what the fuck did you say to my right? Because you know he disrespected all without a doubt of course Say some bullshit. You know darn you know want you to get us some water what What thank God my wife would never do that if she don't want a girl. Let's go to no not fuck my tree But I went home and like who else was who else had a girl? Who was boss was with Bonnie? Right. No, I don't, there's no way I love Bonnie,

but they're not getting along. My wife's from Boston. She's an old school chick from Boston. She's not gonna hang out with a feminist from Canada, you know what I mean? Right. Yeah, fuck that. That's just gonna be, you know,

but then when I met you and your wife, I'm like, I went home and I'm like, this is it. I found it, we're gonna hang out, they're great. They're great, she's awesome, he's awesome. They got a kid, it's like, this is working out. Yeah, because our kids are pretty close and eight. Good, your kids are a little older than mine. That's it, but it was perfect.

Yeah. I'm like, I got it. We're in. We're going to hang out. I actually talked to you. You're going to come all over for dinner and then what pow? Yeah, because I think we might have went to one of your, you went to the birthday party. You went to the barbecue. Okay.

Yeah. You came to the barbecue. I used to have a barbecue every year for Max's birthday party was his birthday party barbecue slash comic barbecue because I took to have a barbecue every year from Max's birthday party. It was his birthday party barbecue slash comic barbecue because I took over for Patrice's barbecue when he passed. And I was like, this is it, dude. You guys, and you guys came over with the kid. Yeah.

Memor that. And then buff. They're both playing a drum. So I'm gonna roll that. It was a perfect friendship. We were about to be buddies, dude. We were gonna be pals. You were gonna go to dinner. We're probably vacation together. We would have done a lot of shit together, dude. And you ruined it. Well, that's good. See now, now I know why we were gonna get close. We weren't.

I was like, I don't know where he's going. I thought maybe I did one of his jokes that I didn't know when you were still mad at me. No. I did something. I'm like, no. Fuck, all right, this is fine. Yeah, no, I know. We go to bed, absolutely,

because none of our friends had kids. Nope. No, I guess, you know, Vos and Bonnie did, but she was a little older. Nobody wants to hang out with two comic. No, no comic wants to hang out with his friend and his comic wife. That's just annoying, because she's not going to want to hang out with his friend and his comic wife. That's just annoying,

because she's gonna wanna hang with us. You want your wife to go, when you're all for dinner, somebody says, you want your wife to hang out with the other wife, a little bit. You know what I mean? They have to go over and talk, kinda make fun of us a little bit.

That's to go to do our, then we all sit around. You know what I mean? But Bonnie, I don't even think, Bonnie of us had heighted on. I don't even think she knows Don. Right. I think she came over and handed her fucking

beat burgers and said, hey, have these well done, please. Right. She's a vegan, yeah. Yeah. But that, you know, and then you fucking went and ruined it. I didn't ruin it. I mean, I mean, yeah, we got the borst and, you know, and then you fucking went ruined it. I didn't ruin it. I mean, I mean, yeah, we got the borst and you know, shit went down. Yeah.

You got the worst. What are you going to do? Could have stayed with her. I could have. Well, I mean, everybody knows you're fucking caught up, fucking bopping somebody. Yeah, That must be a weird feeling to, because you have to feel, when you know your significant other, it's an instinctual feeling you get, because something's off.

You don't have any proof. You know, you know, you know, every, you know, because they're kind of keeping up the facade, right? Yeah. But you something's off cause I've had it my, my first girlfriend ever cheated on me. But there was just some, I just, I called her,

literally I had an AM meeting, I stopped meeting, and I called her and she didn't answer. In the break and then I called her again, she didn't answer. And it was weird because I know she was home. I know it's like this, there was a little beat, there was a little blip in the pattern. Yeah. And I was like, that's fucking weird.

And I left the meeting early and I went to her house and she was out in front with her ex-boyfriend in the car. And I just tapped on the window. And it was just something was in me. Just a little, she didn't answer the phone. That's it, but there was something, you know what I mean? Did you get that?

Wait, wait, so what happened when you're not going to the window? I get out of the car, did you want to fight him? Nah, because it was her ex fiance who I took her from. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was her ex fiance who I took her from. Oh, okay. Yeah, I met her. They, he was my boss at Grossman's Bargit Outlet and she got her a job as the cashier. That night, I ate her ass in my Hyundai Excel. I remember I ate her ass.

It was the first time she ever got her butt but legs and she fucking almost came in my face really chose one. Oh As you lost your fucking mind she dumped them the next day. I mean that was that you met her so she was a cashier at the store She had the store right after work right after work so she didn't even go home and shower so I was after an eight hour Yeah, your head was right in there. Oh, tastes like wet carpet. That's a professional. Yeah, it tasted like indoor outdoor carpet that's been outside for a summer.

That's a professional. You did. Yeah. She just worked in it. She might be a little sweaty. Nope, not back then. No. No, I was goddamn pro back then.

I have my Hyundai Excel with the hatchback. Yeah. It was my thing. I put the legs up on the hatchback. Nice. And I'd fucking get right down there by the hatchback. It was my thing. I put their legs up on the hatchback. Nice. And I'd fucking get right down there by the muffler. No.

So I couldn't really, you know what I mean? I couldn't say anything because I took her from him. So you knocked on the window and we're, I just felt good. They were like, hey, what's up, Bob? I was like, what the fuck are you doing? What's going on? And then he was a guy and he said, buy and she sat on the curb with me fed me a bunch of horse shit

Right that I I bought but I didn't buy I knew she was she was fucking you know, we were just talking that bullshit Yeah, yeah, but I know she cheated on me and then a couple months later she went up fucking a hockey player really? Yeah, she went to Suffolk University. Yeah. Yeah. And she joined the sorority. Oh, and she had me make, I was doing airbrushing at the time and she had me make sorority sweatshirts for all the girls because they go to the hockey games to support the hockey team. Not knowing that the sweatshirts I made would go fucking suck this hockey players dick. Right. Lord that hockey. He just come all over it. Yeah, I know. I want that you made. But there was what my point is is I can instinct thing that's inside of

you that you know when something's off. Did you feel that? Yeah. What was it? You know, they're just acting indifferent. Yeah. Whether they're really overly nice to you or all of a sudden coming at you for no reason be a mad at you, like snap it at you for doing nothing. Right. So you see it, because I think they feel guilty. Right. So they'll just snap at you, because they don't really, I don't know if they want

to be doing that, but they're mad at themselves or they're mad at you because they're, you know, whatever. So that's what I felt like to something off. So what, how did you, what, what was the first thing you did to find out? Because the way you found out is fucking, it's like out of a, a plumber. I know.

Why asked? I said, listen, is there something going on? And she said, no. She said, no, when I said, come on, it's gotta be, I, you know. You just asked. Yeah, because I knew something was, you know, I don't even fucking understand this. I'm like, yeah, but you're acting all weird,

dissonant, and you're like, you know, no, you're acting weird, you know, you throw it back on me. You were back on you. Yeah, I should be like, what are you doing when you're on the road? You know, that kind of stuff, I was like, and you don't cheat.

No, I don't. I mean, look, I did my 20s when I was a fucking idiot. But when you were with your girls, never. You're just monogamous. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, because I just like, what am I doing?

Why am I in this if I'm, if, you know, I know when I want to be in a relationship, I don't want to be in it, then I'm gonna, yeah, I just feel like fucking around. Right. So I don't want to make a commitment here, but once I'm committed, I'm like, I'm in. What am I doing?

If I, especially when you get older, look, you know, you like, well, if I committed to this girl, I wouldn't want her to do it to me. That's why I always look at it. And she did it to you. Yeah, she did it. But I don't blame her. It's like, what are you gonna do?

I mean, what? Well, we didn't really know each other that well. You don't know all that. So, no, I mean, look, I wish it didn't happen, obviously, but yeah, a kid. Yeah, I know, we did. Yeah, the house. Yeah. You had the American dream. We did. Yeah, the house. Yeah.

You had the American dream. We did. We did. We had a fucking awesome house with a child, awesome kid. She was the shit. You were going to be my friend. We were going to be fucking close. Yeah.

You were going to be vacationing up in the Jersey shore and in the Hampshire and we were going to do all kinds of shit together. Yeah, we could have been up in your little cabin. Yes. The kids would have started a band together. Oh, I know. Yeah. They both. Oh my god. She fucked it all up. She fucked it up. She fucked it up. And then, you, you actually hired Kenny to find her, right? Well, it wasn't Kenny, Kenny, newer. So he's like, I can't do it, but I have other people. So he had somebody follow her.

Yeah, a private investigator, yeah. And then you found out only because she just want to tell me, I didn't want to do it, but I just knew it was something. And she just, you had to know because you couldn't leave just on instinct or gut feeling. You had to know. I had to know when I was like, I know this is going on, so I need to find out definitely. Now this is done.

Is it all over? You still connected with her? Yeah, we're still connected. Yeah, I mean, we're friends. Yeah. We are. Yeah. She knows my new girl.

They're okay. Really? You got another girl? Yeah. Who's your new girl? You might know her. I know her. I don't know her.

How do I know her? You are really? Let me see if it's in the notes her really? Let me see if it's in the notes. Oh. Let me see if it's in the notes. That's not. It's not. You guys know? Yeah.

You know, they know her. They know her. So she's a comic. Mm-hmm. It's Karamagolas. Oh, good. I thought you were fucking Bonnie. I'm waiting for Richard to die.

It's common. Richard wouldn't care. I'm waiting for Richard. I It's coming Rich wouldn't care He probably give me instructions. Well, you want it though. Listen don't don't come on her tits Don't whatever you do that was my thing. Yeah, don't do everything Don't come on on air books next to the day next to the bed. She loves those books I don't take any of my sneakers He's got his own room.

You don't have to worry about it. Oh, I know. But he was yelling at it. I bet they had an argument a couple months ago when I was with him about what she's going to do with the sneakers. All the little ones he's bought, the collectors, the Nike's and stuff. It's so funny to me. I'm just going to put on my eBay.

No, you can't put on my eBay. Why? I don't know. But he's a hoarder. Yeah. He's a secret hoarder. Because he has like Marbro things. He has like a Marbro. Right, when he used to go out the miles

with the tent, then all that stuff. He gave me a fly fishing Marbro fly fishing rod. Right. From Marbro miles. And then I had Pete Rose sign it, he wanted it back. He did? Yeah. He's like, I want that back.

I'm like, you can't have it. What a freak. Well, you know, flyfish. Right. He's like, I guess it's gonna be worth money. It's like, oh. He's 65 and he has sneakers. He has a Nike collection.

That's just stupid. It is weird. It's fucking weird. Get some comfortable shoes. I know. I can't eat any. So you comfortable shoes. I know. I get it in. So you're dating, what is that? Yeah, that's it right there.

That's not worth anything. I know it's not worth, but it is to me because Pete Rose signed it. Yeah. So it is to me. I think he stole it back. I think he was at my house one day and took it back because I can't find it.

Anyways, so you are dating, I mean, that's, dude, that's sacral edge. You shouldn't be dating a comic. Why? Why? Yeah. I have a fucking hard fast rule. Well, you don't date anybody with a headshot.

I don't think she has a headshot. That's fine. No, it's just, you know what? I've always been that has that, shut. Then it's fine. No, it's just, you know what? I've always been that way too, but then you know, you could work together. You could be away on the weekends instead of not being there and then somebody getting lonely and maybe going out and fucking around because you're not around. So I could bring her on some of the shows with me so we can work, make money and hang

out at the same time. So I've got a regular girl school teacher. She's gonna be miserable. Now I'm gonna have to sacrifice not working in just city and a weekend, a go on the road because she's gonna be home. You're gonna be a way. What if, here's the problem.

What if she surpasses you in the business? I don't care. Like Rich Foss and Bob. I already told her that. I don't care. You don't care. No Rich Foss and Bob. I already told it that. I don't care. You don't care. No. Really? If I was in 35. So he said, I need you to open for me. You would. Yeah. Yeah. Less time. Fuckin' absolutely. I want the cake spot on the show. We decrease the kids. I have the cakes, the cake spot on the show. I don't want to go on last anymore. No, I wouldn't care,

because I'm past, look, I'm past. You don't give a fuck. Yeah, I mean, look, what's gonna happen to my career at this point? Oh. There's nothing on the horizon, bro. Hopefully, some happens to her career. She'll help your career.

No, yeah. But, I mean, she's smoking. Yeah. She's ridiculously pretty. Yeah. I mean, nuts, and she's younger than you. Yeah, she is. I mean, mean see this is you when I met you This is the guy was afraid of what

This is the guy we've been together for over a year a year. Yeah, you snuck together No, no, we've been pretty you're out about it for like really before yeah, we just she doesn't post shit That's what I like about it. She doesn't post us in a fucking pumpkin patch. You know, happy New Year's Eve with our goofy fucking glasses on. She doesn't want any of that stuff but I don't want any of that stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, so just, you know. And but she used to date other comedians that don't bug you? No. No. Okay. See, that's the part of you that I don't have. Well, what am I supposed to do?

I dated other people. Is she gonna be mad? You know what I mean? She's gonna be like, you know, you know, you know, you know, well, listen, if I found out Dawn dated fucking Louis Gomez, she'd fuck, I kick her right on the curb. She'd be gone. You really?

If I found out she had done any other comedian, goodbye, that's just, but that's my own insecurities. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You don't, you, that's, I guess it's just, but that's my own insecurities. Yeah. You know what I mean? You don't, you, that's, I guess it's a, a testament to you as who you are. You don't care about it. That shit that there's a matter. I don't care.

All you care about is her. Yeah. I just care. Yeah. Yeah. I look, I, you know, look, my past is, you know, I've had some, you know, shady shit in my past, you know, hooking up with girls and stuff. So she doesn't hold that against me.

Right. So why I've got to hold it against her to, I know, hook it up with girls and stuff. So she doesn't hold that against me. Right. So why are you gonna hold it against her? No, I see. And obviously they're in the business to comment. Yes. Karen, I'm still friends with those guys. You're gonna go, all right. I'm a problem with Lewis. I got Kurt's fucking.

So if you, if you, I know Kurt, I forgot about Kurt. Yeah. Yeah. Big J said he goes, you know, he goes, Karen must think you're a fucking dream. He goes after the last two. She's been with me. She goes, oh my God, you're a fucking prince to her.

Oh, she's working her way back in the business though. She's going backwards. I know, she is. Who's gonna get after you, Jackie, the joke man? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I look at, man, God bless. joke man. Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I mean, I mean, I look at man God bless. She's the first well, gorgeous second, all one of the nicest people I've met in the business.

She's so sweet, so nice. I've never really seen her do comedy. So I can't, I'm not going to say funny. I mean, I heard she's she's funny. So I can't, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say funny. And I mean, I heard she's funny. Is she funny? Yeah, she does a good job. She does. What did you just say? She does a good job, because I'm not gonna say,

she's not a headline. Let me face him. If anybody ever said, is Bobby Kelly funny, he does a good job. I'd punch him in the face. Yeah, but you're a legitimate headline. She's not. Okay. So, you know, she's six years in their business.

Okay. All right. So that's why I say that. I'm not going to go. She's a fucking amazing, but she does really well on stage. She's super likable because she's, you know, she's pretty and cute and she's, you know, great, great stage president. She does a great job.

So what if she goes up? Here's the problem that Christopher no ran into. This is why I don't date people with headshots. And I love you. I love you, girl. Friend, like I'm friends with her. Not best, but I've known her for years. And she's, I mean, somehow she's gotten fucking prettier. She's like, I know. Redeculously beautiful human being. And inside out, I'm just going to say that. But beautiful human being and inside out, I'm just gonna say that, but

Christopher no dated this girl. Well, what the fuck her name was. I remember she was at my show at one of my first YKWD lives came up with some phantomine, right, who made the, was her roommate. She was his roommate. She wound up hooking up with Derosa, right? Dan hooked up with Chris, right? Right. And then Chris had to open for her, because he was guide coach, he was girl co with that other one. He's on theater tours, had to open for them,

and she went up and trashed him. Or went on before him at the beginning, we're just going to talk shit about him the whole time. It was fucking crowd full of girls. And then he'd have to go on stage and fucking follow that. And it was like a nightmare for him. Does this kind of like a problem to me? You don't give a shit. No, I told her.

I said, you could talk about me on stage, say whatever you want. I don't care. It's not gonna bother me. I mean, dude, I, that's, see, I don't have that. That wouldn't bother me if I, you know, if she's like, he does this or what? I was 90 jokes about this. What? No, if I was, if I had gone, if don't, if don't, if don't, I would. This girl, I dated a girl that was a singer and she wrote a song about me. What was a song? I forget what the fuck was called. Is it? Can we find it? I got her me. Come on, you know it. No, I don't because it's been a long time ago, but

she wrote it and I was like, I was happy. It wasn't a good song either. You know, it wasn't good. She didn't say good stuff and it made me I was like, nice. I had a girl write a song about me. You did. It was, I mean, she hated my God. When she did. Oh, I think the song was called bastard fuck, or something like that, bastard fuck. Yeah, I forget what it was. It was actually, I wish I had it.

God damn it, it was fucking crazy. Right, but that did that body, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, you- That you wrote a song about you. I mean, yeah, I was fucking how much she hated me. You know, it was kind of fucked up. Well, here's the thing though, it's a different scenario. So you go, no, what if she becomes popular?

She hits something, she gets it, she's on stage, she starts doing boyfriend jokes and you're opening. Oh, you're headlining and she's going on before you. It's all her fans, right? And she's talking about what a fucking,, he dies his beard his pubes are gray You know his gizz is like a stroke victim, you know, and he like stuff in his butt You know, and all of a sudden what a four-o's right? Like anything of my ass and I am great pubes in the comments

Side which ones you you think it but that wouldn't I guess I don't know maybe but I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I it right. I think rich and Bonnie do it right. They have a fucking, just a really crazy relationship, but they do it. It works.

Bonnie is just, because their relationship is about funny, right? They're always, funny is first, I think, with them. But they have a good life. I've seen them work through shit. Sagar and his wife, they do it right, but I've seen so many that don't. It just falls apart all the time. And then you're in the same thing,

and then you know what I mean? It's like, and then that stuff that happened to Chris, it's Chrissy with that girl. It was like, I remember him calling me and talking to him. It was like, Jesus Christ, I'd kill myself. I don't know. I don't know. If it got to that point, I don't know how I'd feel,

but I don't think, look, I already had my time in the business. What the fuck does that mean? That means I already, you know, I peaked a long time ago. I probably won't peak again. So it's like, it's her turn. And if it's her turn, let's go for that. I love these young comics, fucking having their turn. That never bothers me.

It never bothers me even when I first started. Yeah, I don't care. So I don't care. So she let her have her time. Why are you saying you peaked, dude? What the fuck's wrong with you? I'm just saying, I mean, you know, a white male in this business, late 50s.

What's left? What do you nick the polo? No, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying, you know. The fuck, yeah, the fuck, the white male in the business. Do you Apollo? No, but I'm gonna say, I'm just saying no. You know, the fuck, the fuck, the light man on the bed. Do you think all of a sudden I'm gonna be going from, you know, comedy clubs to theaters at this point? I mean, Lewis Black made it when he was 50, you know, Vickie, Potato,

Dr. Guillaume, yeah, a lot of guy, yeah, there's a few, but if it happens, it happens, if it doesn't, you know, I mean, you got to keep swinging, you can't, now I know, what do you retry on that at all? No, I still love doing it. I love doing it more than ever. I'm ready to film another special, probably my eighth one. Right. So I know I still love it.

I'm just saying, if it was her time right now to make it go for it. But that's another thing that I'm saying, Jim, if it's her time, you're done. You think she's going to, all right, so I'm fucking famous. I'm selling out theaters. I'm making thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars. I'm selling out theaters, I'm making hundreds of thousands of dollars and Matt Rife wants to finger fuck me on tour, right? And I got, no, I'm sorry, I gotta go do Uncle Vinnie with fucking my stupid boyfriend.

Was it a Friday Saturday or just a Thursday? If it's a Friday Saturday, she should come back and do it. It's a Thursday, let Matt Rife finger her. I mean, I get it. I'll talk. I'll get someone to cover. I mean, you figured it out. I mean, I get it.

No, I get it. Look, and of course, that's a possibility. If she, listen, if you put yourself in, not look at, I'm not saying, you know, I love her. And I know she's going, she's going mad. She doesn't, she's not going to get mad at me. Don't get mad at me. I'm trying to help my friend. She's not. And eventually if you become famous,

I'm trying to help you out of this shit relationship with this old kutie guy yourself with. Good. But you know what I'm saying? What do I mean? Are you in love? Yeah.

Wow. Wow. I wouldn't be with somebody for a year if I'm not. Wow, a year. Over a year. Do you have sex with a condom? I got a vasectomy. You're saying nothing's coming out?

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You would understand. Yeah. You would let her go. Well, if she, that's shuance, what am I going to do? I mean, dude know, I understand. You would understand? Yeah. You would let her go. Well, if she, that's shuance, what am I gonna do? I mean, dude, how great would that be? If she blows up, becomes hugely successful, and you get to be like that, stay at home wife. Would you do it?

If she's like, listen, you can't come on the row with me, because the tour is put together and it's me and a couple of the girls, right. And my fans think you're a hunk of shit. They don't, they probably they hate your comedy. Right. They, they avoid that fucking greats on them and they just, they fucking hate you. So I want you to stay home and take care of the dogs.

Would you do it? No, because I would just go out and do my own gigs. I go on. No, no, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on, let me, let me sweeten the pot. All right. Let me sweeten the pot. I'm gonna, I'm gonna stay home, take care of the house.

We got a big house now. Big house, your dream house, you pick the house. It's got a pool, it's got a game room. You got your own little side house, right? Yeah. Do whatever you want. We got a couple dogs, right? You gotta stay home.

You gotta be home. I can't be doing fucking all these horseshit rooms. I need you to stay home. You wouldn't do that. No. You'd still go do your shows. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, look, I'm not giving it up just because you what if she goes I need you to come with me

I need you to be on the road me and be with me, but you you can't be on the shows. Fuck no No, really on the shows. I'm not gonna get a sit there. You wouldn't be No, let me tell me I'll be supportive if she's you know what but Montreal I'll go up there and hang but go on the road and then I can't go on stage. If Don became famous tomorrow, I would fucking book her flights. Call me Bobby Assistant. Why would I do all of that? I would fire these three fucking mooks would be, God, hire them for Don. So wait, you're telling me that you would sit, you would go on the road, and if Don was

a comic, it's better to be a fan. While she's on stage, I would be having some tuna salad with Max playing Xbox because You see a telemetry you would sit you would go on the road and if dawn was a comic and it's been a bit of a stage. Well, she's on stage. I would be having some tuna salad with Max playing Xbox because we have an Xbox in her fucking writer. I would make a writer. We'd be fucking Oculus Quest in the back room. Yes.

Knowing that you can go up on stage and destroy that room and you would just sit there and not even think about it. Wouldn't even bother you not going on No No, if she was now here's the thing though. She'd have to be multi fuck you money Like we're done for we we changed maxes the the bloodline is changed She's making fuck you money. You understand all right like she's got fuck you money We don't have to work. We got she's got fuck you money. We don't have to work. We got a house in Aruba. We have a house in fucking LA, New York apartment,

Nashville. We're done. She's touring. And yeah, I can go go. Yeah. Okay. I can go do fucking comedy works in Sarasso, Saratoga Springs. I'm known to we. Yeah, I know, me too. I know. I can go do that. I can go do that. All right. You know, I can go do that for the 80 people. On a Friday, one show, or I can be with my wife at the fucking four seasons, having

fucking stakes, being with my son, my wife, she's going to go do all the heavy lifting. I just got to fucking make her bath when she gets off and give her a robe. Yeah, I'm done, dude. All right. I mean, if you put it that way, then, you know, yeah, I'll set up a merchandise in cellar for dude. You don't have to she's bigger than that. She's bigger than that. You just gotta right make sure the money's coming in. All you gotta do is make sure a chick flays that they're on stage when she comes off and her Starbucks are fucking quad latte with soy milk and two raw sugars, right? You're really going to go to the fucking chuckle hut and Cincinnati. So you're going to be over there and she's

over there. You're at a fucking motel and she's at the four seasons. Really? You think that's going to work out? Yeah. Yeah. Well, all right. Then if you put it that, if you break it down that way, then I'll give it up at all. You'll give it up. Yeah. It would just be tough, because I like being up on stage. Yeah, you can do it on like Tuesdays. I'm gonna do Tuesdays.

Yeah, but dude, what are you gonna do? She needs you there on weekends. She needs you on the bus, right? I guess, yeah. Yeah, dude, I tell you what, I tell you, if my wife made it, I don't have to worry about anybody trying to bang her. Why?

Because my wife's a wife. Who's gonna want to fuck her? The fucking. Yeah, but she's a big star. She's a big star, but who? That's gonna be different. That's gonna be your Karen. If she becomes big, everybody.

I mean, and you're talking smoke and dudes. Jacques Clon van Dam, it's gonna want a fucker. You know what I mean? I know I rock would fuckin try to, you know what I mean? You got to be there. I don't have to be there for Don all the time. No, I don't. That's true, yeah.

Cause I love my wife, my wife's very pretty. Right, remember my ex, Jennifer J, Elach, because I love my wife. My wife is very pretty. Right. Remember my ex girl for Jade, how hot she was. So yeah, everyone around. Yeah. We're just coming from left right. Everybody. One of the fucker. Right. You think if she's always it was a little, a little macho. Go to a club. Exactly. You go to a club and you gotta deal with that shit. You don't need to have to do when she becomes famous and she's selling out of Reenis. What are you going to be? You're going to be, well, are you gonna be, stress factory on a Thursday Friday? I call for any anymore, but maybe I'm just gonna...

Yeah, I don't need to. What's up, fuck him. No, I get what you are. You break it down like that. Jim, I got into gym, I got you dates. Call me. Jim, I'm gonna get you dates. Give me a call.

I forgot to call you, I'm sorry. I got to get him in a morrow. I was, I'm headlining my own club. Vicky's opening for me. Fuck it, Fuck it. Fuck it. That's all. Hey, why doesn't everybody work my club anymore?

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Langer. Ah. I just got TJ Miller, 12, four times a year. Fuck it, asshole. Ha, ha. I heard Vos, I guess Vinny and's wife were doing something on stage together. Yeah. And then Vos went up, he opened form, whatever they did, their thing. Yeah.

As husband and wife and Vos went on stage, give it up for unfunny and share. Dead. As soon as you, let me say, as soon as you do something with your wife, that's what I'm telling you. It's a wrap. Let me say something. As soon as you do something with your wife, that's what I'm telling you. It's a wrap.

You're entering into a world that is the percentage rate of success is low. And I said, I'm telling you right now, there's a couple of people that have done it, but the majority of people that have tried it have failed. You got your list. You got Joe list. You got, um, yeah. Becky Oh now. Well, that's, they're not married.

Right. Okay. But, um, well, yeah, Tom, who was that light? Tom Poppin, his wife, together for 25 years. Tom's gay. Well, his wife stay with him. Yeah, she has to. She has to.

It's a business. Tom Kotter and Carrie Louise. Yeah. Okay. That's two. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?

I already told you gay. Yeah. I mean, look, I don't know. Who knows? I don't know what tomorrow's going to. I hope it works out. I hope it works out. But here's the thing too, all those people you mentioned are kind of the same thing, right? You know what I mean? Physically, Joe list and Sarah, boom. You know what I mean? Don and me bang, boss and Bonnie. That was a rough

one. Bonnie was younger, but she caught up to his age. Right. Sorry. You know what I mean? Tom Carter and Carrie Louise, that was a rough. Well, Carrie's always been way harder than Tom, but then you know, now he, now, but he's Tom has always cast to keep his shit together. Yeah. Always in shape.

You know what I mean? I fucking a space wig looks good, right? Yeah. Dude, you're a fucking old dude, right? And you're dating a fucking 11. You're in love with an 11 that's in the same business. That would scare the shit out of me. And I'm fucking, I mean, it's pretty epic

that you have no fear. If she wasn't a business and I was dating 11, would it be different? No, we 100% different. Yeah, because your meta-chick was a fan of comedy. Comedy is an extra. Comedy is a fucking magic drug. It's also, it also, you look, I got my kid half the week, so I got to be with him.

That's another thing. And then she like her kid, did she like the kid? They get along? Go on great. Yeah, I'm sure he does. How old is he? 13. Yeah, he's fucking.

You know, I have all those friends. Oh, the, you tell me. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something. All those friends, follow on Instagram, of course they do. Of course they do. How does that? That's crazy that you son and all the friends,

all those friends of fucking whanking it to your girl. That, that makes you happy. Yeah, of course. See, that would fuck me up. That's why we're different. That's like, you know, not minded, but look, I, you don. Yeah. See, that would fuck me up. That's why we're different. That's like, you know, I mean, I don't mind it, but look, I, you don't know, man,

you fucking, who knows what's gonna happen, man? Everybody, you know, I just take a one day at a time, you know, I'm in it for now. I'm in the middle of the night. As you know, guys in trouble, when he starts using terms like one day at a time, like you're recovering out the whole, I was trying to do an AA reference for you.

That's when you know, guys, it's trouble. I just take it easy. No, one day at a time, live, live, and let live. If she wants to suck in, other guys, Nick, it's God's will. It took a way of putting that. God grant me this, really. No, I mean, that's good, but it's just, I would, you know, it's my, it's home.

You're secure enough to do it. I'm not secure enough to date. I was one drama momer in a relationship at a time. You know what I mean? And you're secure enough to date a girl in the business. I'm just not, never have been, you know? And it is definitely on me. Right.

You know, I don't sit here and go. I know there's probably a bunch of girl for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's me, 100%. Right. I just never, I always wanted to be, if I became one of my wives,

I was like, look, and I'm leaving tomorrow. Can you pack my, what? Can you just make sure my socks, set the foot? You know what I mean? I couldn't, I couldn't do it. How, if I have my, How is your show? Good. My show is I'd be like, I kill myself. If I had to listen to my wife's show and how her set went,

I'd fucking shoot myself on the face. Okay, but you just said if she's a big star, you'd be there watching, hanging out in the back, so you're watching her set. How is that? It would happen rapidly happen. It would happen. Yeah, she'd have to be on a like randomly get picked for a show and win, and then dad fan it and then I'd fan it for a couple of years and then just become huge rapidly. Right. Yeah, rapidly. You think I'm gonna sit there and go over fucking jokes are crazy. Do you have to do jokes together? No. Do you help with bits? I'll give us some tags here and there.

Is she ever helped you? Oh, yeah, she's gonna be some direction on it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably a little too angry with that. You might want to. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool.

But it's like, we don't sit there and write together whatever. I just say, I got a tag. I do that. I look all comics. Yeah. You know, after a show or whatever. Yeah, I know, but you're not. I go listen, if you don't like it,

I'm not going to take offense to it. I don't care. Yeah, but you're not a hold of a thing I pee out of. What do you mean? Well, I'm not having sex. Right. Have to give me your stupid advice. Yeah, I know.

You know, hate? Yeah. But I know what it works for us. So I can't overthink it. You know what I mean? I know. Look at that's why I respect you. You don't, you kind of do what you do. You're, you're kind of not a weird, I wouldn't overthink it, you know what I mean? I know, dude, look at that's why I respect you. You don't, you kind of do what you do.

You're kind of not a weird, I wouldn't say weird, but you know, you've had your first relationship was ended tragically, your second relationship ended tragically, and your third one's gonna end tragically. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! When she becomes huge and dumps you. Ha ha ha ha ha! I'll tell you, I'm looking.

No, I'm kidding. What am I gonna do, though, if she does. I'm like, whatever. You know, she's not. We had a good time, we were together. What if you both don't make it? I mean, have you thought of that? No.

No, I haven't thought about that. No. You know, there's no graduation in this business. What are you going to do? Open up a shop in Arizona. What are you guys going to do? You have like an only fans. What are you going to do? I don't know.

I'm going to just keep doing comedy. I'm going to be like Vos. I'm going to keep doing comedy and fucking plug away and see what happens. I think you got to, I think you. I think you're selling yourself short. I think you're saying you're done. I'm not done, but I'm just saying. But you're saying you're done on the business. I think you're stupid.

I think you got something else in the can. I think you got something. You never know, something good pop up. I think you got something else, dude. You're a unique guy. You're a guy, you know, all the stuff that you're into, I feel like is somehow coming back into the fray, you know, the Mel the Rock, that era.

I think there's something there. No, I know, look, I'm going LA next week, I got some shit going on, so who knows? What do you mean? If you sneaky bitch, you just told me you finished the meal. No, I just thought, but, you know, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm going, I had my shot. It's over.

I'm going in LA as a white male. It's late 50s. It's probably over. The picture show. Yeah, but you can't have, I got to surround myself with everybody else, but that looks completely different than me for it, maybe to get on the air. So I gotta pick six people that I don't wanna pick. You gotta pick the cast of Hamilton,

the rest. You think that's true, man? Because I know we say that shit now. And I, you know, look, every commercial is very diverse now. And, you know, all TV shows are diverse, right? But it's kinda, they've been that way for a long time, you know what I mean?

I think if you look at all the family, very diverse show, a lot of different type of people on that, you look at, you know, a lot of, I mean, and it's weird too because you see like, even commercials, right? You see like black people eating yogurt. You're like, it's like,, like, you never seen a black dude go, hey, honey, can I have some of this yo play? Right. You sure can. It's healthy for him. You know what I mean? Like, I don't, who gives a fuck?

You know, they never got those stupid commercials, right? And now, maybe they'll eat fucking yogurt. I don't know, right? I don't, look, I know, thank God I didn't go out there, move out the hell out of you commercials because I'd be now I could say I'd be finished. Yeah. As a white guy, but no, look, I don't know, I don't know what's going to happen, but. Well commercials were all white.

I was on a heavy metal talk show, TV show for nine years with three white males. Yeah. Then we did, you know, that meat decrease. We almost got picked off a comedy central as all me, Norton, Don Jameson, all clubs out of County, a couple of girls, whatever, but, you know, completely, you know, white cast or whatever. But no, I'm trying to actually trying to bring that back and recast it. And I got some meat decriebs. Yeah. And I got some color in it. So we got some, you know, we got different people in it. You know what black people? Yeah. Spanish people? Yeah. Gays?

No. Not that. I don't know if you've heard. That's a big one now too. Yeah. You might want to add a, well, if I could find someone that might have sucked a dick once. Yeah, is Norton around?

I mean, I said once. And what is this? Oh, Dan and yoga. Yeah, let's watch this. This is a yoga commercial now. There's it. If a yoga zero too, there you go. I love it too. It's a powerful black woman, right? And there's some bitch. This is some bitch, dude, sitting on the corner.

Yeah, guys, we're done dude. We're done, it's over. Well, what do you think's gonna happen with your career? Like, what do you think it, what could happen? What do you think I'm open to do? Well, I think I'm gonna work on another special. Yeah. I'm gonna to work on another special. I'm going to try to work on my next hour, try to get something out. I got to devote more time to that this year.

I got the bonfire, which is a new thing in my life that you think it's not like I just step into Dan Shoes. I had to learn how to broadcast, still have to learn how to do radio. It's not podcasting, it's a lot different. And I'm still learning how to do it. You know, Dan was great at it. He was just naturally gifted at doing it.

And he's a, you know, so me and Jay are finally getting our, you know, stride, you know, finally hitting it where it's our show. So, you know, stride, you know, finally, hitting it where it's our show. So, you know, get better at that. I'm happy with that. It's like a job. And then I got two shows that I'm put on production.

You know, comedy camp is, we're trying to push that through. It's been fun. The strike murdered us. Yeah. We were right about to pitch. And then I got something else. I'm working with Dennis Leroy Jack Larian, my friend Chappy and you know, I'm still pitching shows.

But yeah, you have to, you know, you have to, you have to definitely add another element into shows that you pitch for TV because it's the, it's the law now. You can't have a show without a certain amount of people in it. Yeah. It's just the way TV is now. You can't have a show without a certain amount of people in it. Yeah. It's just the way TV is now. You can't have a show without a diverse crowd. Right. But for comics, my life is diverse.

I have gays, blacks, and we know a ton of funny comics. Yeah, it's not a, I mean. From all walks alone. Yeah, so it's not really that hard for me. You know, it's not like I'm a fucking Italian, you know, that works in Italian from long Island that works in the deli, and I gotta put a queer in a black in it.

I'm like the fuck, what the fuck are they? I don't fucking hold up. That'd be, but, so, but I don't look at my, I've never looked at my career as like that. Like, I gotta, you know, get there. It's always been a little more flat. Like, I just wanna, I just wanna get over there.

Right. I wanna do that. I wanna do an hour. I wanna act again, maybe act this year. Maybe, you know, I kinda look at it like little pieces. Maybe I should be more focused on one thing. I don't know. I just never did it like that. So it's not either. I always got a million things.

I tell you what, I'll be honest with you, man. I'm getting the roads getting to me, bro. It is getting to me, you know. It's a funny thing that you create this life. You know, you spend all this time married to comedy and just every single night, getting out, trying to get as many shows as you can, trying to get on stage.

And you know, you kind of eliminate everything else, girls, family, even friends, comes second, third to that, right? And then you do that for so many years, and none of it matters, none of, you know, where you live, how you get there, what the hell tell it? None of that shit matters.

Coach, who gives a f**k, bus plane, car? You do that for years and years and years, and then at some point you get a life, you know? Like I have a house, I have a wife, I have a kid and you built this thing and now you love being around it and you got to leave it all the time. You know, and it's, you know, it's getting to me. You know, you know, waking up, putting my bag out, putting my socks out, putting my underwear out, getting my pants, getting a shirt, getting my toothbrush, my c shirt, getting my toothbrush, my cologne, making sure it's the right size so it doesn't get taken and putting the bag

and calling the car and waking up at five and getting in the thing, going to the airport, getting through the security, getting in the right line, making sure there's nothing in my pockets, getting over there, getting a couple of cars sitting there, waiting for the plane, getting up at the right time because I got a board I don't want to and then you get in you sitting you see get your bag over get that it sit like that Get your seatbelt flying land thing get up right get your bag getting the aisle go outside get to the car Get into the hotel check in early check in the room's not ready Getting in the room's not ready. Get in the room. It's fucking your exhausted, but you can't sleep.

You're up, but you want to go to bed, and then worrying about the show, worrying about ticket sales, and then you do the show, and the second show, and then it's, you're alone. And then you're alone, and you make a couple of foam. Nobody's up, and then you go to bed, you wake up the next day, you gotta go to the, do the same thing, and then you just,

we gotta wake up and fucking four. Get in the car, go to the same thing. Oh, and then you just gotta wake up and fucking for, get on a car, go to the plane, get on the thing, you get home, go to the airport, open the door, and then your wife's like, did you get the mail? Did you pick up the mail? No, I didn't, I didn't, I'll go get it. And it's like, it's getting, it's getting,

you know, getting to me. And I love doing shows. Yeah. I love the fans, you know, and I'm fucking so grateful that 30 years in the business, I'm still in it. I'm still, you know, relevant, you know. And it fucking bugs me too. I look at guys like Chappell and all these rich, you know, God bless them. It's not him, but all these people that have, that can, you know, a lot of people have a lot of money, man. You know, and it's like, fuck, be great to have that

at this point. Yeah. To be able to say no. I know. To be able to go, I really, you know what, I'm not doing that. I don't want to go there. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.

I'm not going. You know, there was only, you know, we were coming up, there was like two or three guys had that money. Now it was like a hundred comics that have that money. Well, when we're coming up, there was only one dude that played the garden. Now fucking,

everybody's doing that. My fucking aunt could do the garden, you know what I mean? So it's a weird, it's weird. Like, I'm grateful, I'm happy, but I mean, I don't know, the road is kind of getting to me a little bit. I would like to take a year off from doing the road. I just did, I finished up like the second weekend of December, I did like nine weeks in a row on the road,

like on weekends. I think maybe I was home to at it, but nine weekends in a row on a bike, like the December I think maybe I was home to edit it, but nine weekends in a row and it by like December 10th, I was counting down the shows ahead. Like six, I have done November 23rd, I'm like 15, left 14. And I finally got off that plane, I got home

because I was off, I had like two shows for like a month. And when I got out driving home from an airport, I felt like holy, just amazing, because I felt like shit for that long being on the road. And I go out, I'm only doing two weekends away on the road. I'm gonna do one local one where I could drive to. And I'll either take the other weekend off or I'll do a city sets for the weekend.

Yeah, that's gonna be my new schedule going to 2024. What happens within two weeks? I got eight weekends in a row coming up. Yeah, dude. It's just, you know, you get these offers and you're like, what am I going to do? No, you know, it's fucked. All right, I'll take it, I'll take it.

And then you wind up back in the same spot again. Yeah, I told my wife, I need a break, man. And I'm gone because, you know, they just book you. Like, you know, God bless your agent, so whoever, but they just book you. Because they just get you gigs, so you're off their plate, and then they go to you. So they'll get me, you're booked. I'm not gonna go to this client.

They do one of their job, and it's my job to say no. I know, we just can't. And we go up, you wanna do this? And like, fuck it. All right, you know what I'm gonna do. No, I remember seeing you last summer, after you had that little house in New Hampshire.

Yeah. And you did one gig, like an Asbury Park. Yeah. You came back for it and you were so fucking happy. Yeah. You're like, holy shit, I haven't done any in two months. I'm just hanging out with my family. Yeah.

We're walking around. We're hiking. We're fishing. We're doing all this shit. I'm just up there not even thinking about comedy. I came back for this, but I couldn't believe it. I'm like, wow. Yeah, dude.

That was good to see. Yeah. And you know, like this summer summer I did the same thing, but I had to come back and do the bonfire. Yeah. I tried to drive back Sunday night, four hours, and then Wednesday night, four hours back. Right.

But, no, that was fine, but Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I was just fucking nothing. Yeah, I don't like fucking, I don't, that's why I always just love Patrice you quit for six months He was just I'm retired for I ain't doing it because I ain't doing it I got enough money to pay my bills. I'm fucking out. I don't want to be I don't want to do it as feel like I don't want to be the guy that's doing comedy because I have to do it. Yeah, I want to do do I still want to be the guy that's doing comedy because I love to do it.

And sometimes when you just go, go, go, go. It's like, fuck, I gotta go out and do shit to make shit happen. If I'm just doing the same shit over and over, I got no jokes. Yeah. I don't open a paper. You know, the comedy in threes, you know,

you say this, you say that and then the joke comes. Like a lot of comics do that now. A lot of comics are doing the craft of comedy, which I get, I get it, I get it, it's comedy, but it's just, yeah, I went here and I did that and then I did this and then my grandmother sucked my dick. What? I get it, you know, it's a joke. It's a written joke.

I ain't into it. I ain't into that comedy. I'm into a guy going up there and exposing his fucking thoughts is life. Something that happened. Something that he did and that happened to him and he made it funny. Philosophy. I love guy hearing people's philosophies. That's why I love Patries, I love his philosophy, you know? I mean, I like joke writing, it's fine.

But I love guys, I like to go up there and expose what the fuck just happened to me, you know? I want to talk about something that happens. But if I'm doing the same shit all the time, nothing happens to me. I don't live life. No, it's true, but, you know, and I took, probably like, you know, a month off,

except for a couple of gigs, but then I start missing her and I have to like two weeks, getting up on stage. Yeah, that's what I want. I miss it. I'm like, I wanna get up, and I just go down and like, I'll uncle Venny's and do a guest set

because I just wanna get up. Well, I need that adrenaline because I had no adrenaline for two weeks. Right. I got that adrenaline before I go on. I miss it. Yeah, the fear. Yeah.

The fucking, the thing that made us fall in love with it, right? Yeah. The thing that made us do it seven nights a week every, you know, as many times we could back in the day. Yeah. And now it's like, it's a little harder because I love my life. You know, like me and my kid tonight, we're up in his bunk bed, you know, with a projector on the ceiling just watching YouTube's videos Making each other laugh. I would have stayed there all night

I wouldn't even have came in the city if they said listen the show's canceled Jim Does want to do the show tonight and your show at the pussy cats can't I would have fucking been there Yeah, if the show tomorrow got canceled. I wouldn't I don't get like, oh, I feel good You know what I mean? It's like, that's why I don't do anything on Monday, Tuesday Wednesday. It's like I'm a kid. And then I got a weekend or whatever. But I just hang with him. I do, yeah, I rarely do anything on a Tuesday in the city. I just hang with him. I coach as wrecked basketball team. I go to his back, best well practices, middle school team. I love just being a dad and just hanging out. I went to a New Year's Eve party with just some parents.

Friends of his just hanging out just. You bring Karen? Yeah. She came to the party with people like, people your age? They're 10 years younger than me. Okay, good. But 10 years older than her. They would have been like, you're called.

Yeah, 10 years older than her. Okay. And I'm 10 years older than them. Jesus Christ. But she got along great. You've speak, you said before, you want a girl who can hang whatever, she's hang on everybody. No, I'm 10 years older than them. Jesus Christ. But you got along great. You've speak and you've said before, you want a girl to hang whatever. She's hanging with everybody. No, dude, she is one of the nicest, coolest people I've ever met in the business.

I mean, literally. Yeah. And she just happens to be one of the smoke and hottest females I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. And she doesn't, she's not a weirdo comic where she has to sit in the corner because she feels like she's socially awkward. She's not at all. she's not a weirdo comic where she has a sit in the corner because she feels like she's all socially awkward She's not at all she's not everybody, which is great. So it takes the pressure off of me. So I'm just like I mean, dude, you're you're fucking how old are you? 28 oh, you

59 I'm sorry. What did you say 59? What you heard me you're 59. Yeah did you say? 59. What? You heard me. You're 59? Yeah. You look good, dude. You look good. I thought you were like 49. I told you, younger than me. You're older than me. How old are you? I'm 53. 53? Yeah. We look good, dude. For age? Yeah, I think so. You look, I mean, since you lost a weight. What, what do you, how old is she? 37. Jesus Christ. No, she's too old. I mean, God damn it. I'm married to a fucking pre-menopausal 50 year old.

God damn it. Good for you, you son of a bitch. Unfuckin' believable. Well, we're still in the game, dude. We, I remember when we first started coming in and you were coming with Norton, you two creeps who go back to Jersey and you were just fucking Jersey trash.

Yeah. And, you know, I just saw it in Norton tonight. And it's, it's, you know, too, to still be doing the, to be doing comedy, working weekends and making money is pretty wild, I think. No, it is. I, I, I, I can't still believe it that it's day that it still can make a great living out of,

making probably more money than I ever did. Right now. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. And you got a chick with potential to become big. Absolutely. And then you can just get off the road.

That would be nice because I fucking, you know, I haven't been on a plane in almost a month and it's been great. Yeah. It's been phenomenal. I got a wooden airport. I got to wake up at five today in the morning. Five in the morning, you picked up by the car mall, go to the app, ah, fuck me.

Yeah, I got a start doing that again next week, but yeah, I don't know, you're right. So look, I'll be in the back of the room, I'll hang with her, I'll start her a bath. Yeah. I'll do whatever you'd like to do. Make her a sandwich. Have her fucking salad ready,

because she knows she's gonna have some salad some weird salad that's on a rider Have the candles lit. Have a robe ready. Right? Have everything ready man. You need help if she wants to hire me outcome Me you will do it. What do you say? We'll become we'll become a team All right, I'll dump Dawn to she have a friend Yeah, she's got some some hot friend. Yeah, she's got some hot friends. Yeah, in the business potential. Out of sight of the business and in the business. Yeah.

Um, anyways, where, no, what do you got going? You got any, any one man shows you doing any of that? No, not them. There's nothing really crazy going on in my life to do a one man show. I like your website. Who does this? Um, I don't know.

So, uh, go back to his dates. You're working. What is that? What is it? No, then I went there. Where is that? It's in Jersey. Who does that? I don't know.

Some dude. It's near like, I'm around New Brunswick. So around dummy. Yeah, it holds like 350. That's great. Yeah. Fucking perfect. Dude, we should all go there. It's a Friday night.

I'm off Saturday. Have I done that? No. Do you know about it? Yes, it's not too far from me. Yeah, you should do it. Now, fucking definitely do it. I don't play that stress factor anymore,

so I'll definitely go over there. Yeah, that's the reason I do it. You call me a cause, which is great. Yeah. That's on what date? That's on January what? 18th to the 20th. And then you get comedy works up in Saratoga for Tommy. Yeah. That's on what date? That's on January what? 18th to the 20th. And then you get comedy works up in Saratoga for Tommy. Yeah. Great little club. Yeah. I love that club.

Phenomenal. Great little town too. I might record something there. I don't know what we'll say. Really? The three nights. Yeah, maybe. It's great. Love it. And then bonkers, that's an old school club. Where's downtown Orlando? Yeah. So I don't really do the improv anymore, so I do that with a door deal, phenomenal. I just, yeah, it's great. I just didn't, uh, uh, what did I go, Danny? In Daniel?

Daniel Beach, you know. Okay, yeah, yeah. It was good. It was fun. It was awesome. Great club. Great place. The attic.

Where's that? That's in Columbus, a brand new club. Ooh, that seems good. My book there. It holds like a hundred people. It's the attic. Where's that? That's in Columbus, a brand new club. Oh, that seems my book there. It holds like a hundred people. It's phenomenal. This is, yeah, and then governors, of course, I love governors. Which one? Leviton. D.

I wanted to do the other one. Yeah, but anyway, yes, I got a whole bunch of things. There you go. Check them out. Check out his tour. We're, we're out. They what's the website? Gimflorentine.com. Gimflorentine.com. I got my podcast, everybody's awful.

Comes out every Monday. Yeah, what is that? Just me ranting about shit. You really are the best at fucking just ripping shit down. Yeah, I just, yeah, I ruin everything. You ruin everything. I wanted to call it Gymflon team. Ruins everything.

Yeah, why not? That's perfect. Because I do. I can pick apart things and just ruin it for people. Let's pick apart a couple things. I want to give pick apart things and just rune for people. Let's pick a part of a couple of things. I want to give you something. You tell me about it. All right. Yeah. Okay. My son plays the cross. What do you feel about the cross?

Oh, it's better than pickle ball. Why? You don't like pickle ball? Who does? I a lot of people like who does? Yeah. There's no than pickle ball. Why? You don't like pickle ball? Who does? I a lot of people like. Who does? Yeah. There's no reason for it. Why? Same people like pickle ball like fucking rollerblading. And they put the rollerblades a new trendy sport that nobody's going to give a fucking two years.

I had rollerblades. Yeah, of course. What do you mean of course? Yeah, but that's, that's, you like not so much trendy sport things, but anything new, electronic, you got to get this, you got to get this. I get to get this. You got to get the newest thing, but not sports, though. Like the same people that pay pickleball probably crossfit did roll a blading, plays ping pong work. A Caroline used to be, which still drives me fucking nuts. You don't like ping pong? I mean, it's okay, but you just combined tennis and ping pong

to shitty sports. And you make fucking pickleball out of it. Cornie white people, a drink, pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes. I don't know, you're not only pumpkin spice lattes. No, who does? Who does? I mean, they're very popular. There's no pumpkin in the pumpkin. The spice latte, you know that.

It's just chemicals. You know, Danny's mom is in a pickleball club right over there. Of course. Danny's mom is white. Itball club. Right over there. Of course. Danny's mom is white. It's a corny white sport. It is. What an old Jewish white woman should play. Right.

But young people and I bet she has pickles and probably and they're that's like a date thing. Like if you went back on the dating scene, some girls like some girl, I asked me like before I met Karen, you want to go play pickleball. I didn't know what the fuck it was. That was a good catch right there. No, because it was before. It was before, but it was a good catch. So that's like a date thing.

It was fucking quick. I like it. Professional. No, but that is like a date thing pickleball. Well, here's the thing too, dude. You do these prank phone calls, which here, this is what I mean about you too. You don't have the connection to humans.

Like I can't do prank phone calls because I feel bad. I don't like, I don't like me. In my brain, there's a guy working somewhere, trying to get his shit done and he hates his job. He's gotta go, he's gotta just do it because he's gotta pay for his kid's thing. And here's this guy calls, hey you got a fucking what?

I don't, and you're fucking, and I can't do that, that's something. You don't care about that. You're just, if you get a laugh, you got a fucking what? I don't, and you're fucking, and I can't do that. Somebody, you don't care about that. You're just, if you get a laugh, you're good. Okay. If you're in an acting role and you've got to play, someone that doesn't give a fucking a scene or whatever, you could do it. Yes.

And you're acting before. So that's what I'm doing in the scene. I'm acting. I'm not breaking life there. You're hurting a person's feelings. Yeah. Right? Yeah, you got to let that go.

Yeah. You have to let that go. Will you prank call somebody for me right now? Do you think you can do it? I could probably do it, yeah. You think so? Yeah. Guys, you have a phone? I don't know the person doesn't know me,

no, because I'll recognize my voice. It's gonna be, who, who, who, who, we're gonna do Danny's mom? I think it'll be fun to prank call her mom and kick her out of the pickleball club. I call about the pickleball that she go to like a court. Does she like it's the Flemington pickleball club. She has a membership.

We could kick her out. Oh, yeah, I will. Yeah. Yeah. So here's the deal. You're going to call it. You're going to call Danny's mom right now. Yeah.

When you're you're going to be the Fleming pickleball club. Flemington pickleball club. Yeah. Yeah. Flemington New Jersey. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Let's do this. This is fucking great. I don't know what she has my home. What? All right. So here you tell me. I'm like to New Jersey. Okay. Okay. Let's do this. This is fucking great. I don't look at what you're doing. What? All right. So here you tell me I'm gonna use my phone. Text to me right now. What's your mom's name too? Okay. Donna Braff. Go ahead. Text it to me. Are you want to just call it? Okay. I get your hands away from me. Get your autistic hands away from me. They scare me. Go ahead. Don't do the camera. All right, here we go. All right, is it there? Okay.

Oh shit. You lose it. Donner, right? Yeah. I lost it. I did it again. So right now, you're going to call, you're going to kick her out of the pickleball.

You can say, her membership has been revoked or something I don't know I'll figure it out. I figure it out. All right. There we go. Don that breath here we go No, not after two rings. Oh, no, no, I'll call back. Checked out, and then it's my girl. Hello. Hi, is this Donna? Who is this?

This is James from the Flametin Pickleball Club. Oh, hi. Hi, how are you? I'm okay. Yeah, I was just calling because we're actually going to stop playing doing a pickle ball at the club here. So I'm going to have to, I don't know what you want to do with your membership. If you want to cancel it.

What? Yeah. Now, we just realized that pickleables, like it's corny. Oh, hey, this is a joke. Okay. No, it's not, no, no, seriously. I mean, we're really, we're moving on because we're gonna do ping pong and we got other sports and stuff.

We're gonna open some inside lacrosse and all that stuff. So we're getting rid of pickable. You're a big ass name, James. Excuse me? What's your last name? Callie. Where'd you get my number? I have it right in front of me. What's your last name? Callie. Where did you get my number? I have a right in front of me. I work at the club.

I work at the club. I'm just calling. I'll just call on a bunch of different clients. People are members here and just tell them we'll get a discontinued pickleball because it's stinks. Okay. Thank you for letting me know. Bye. All right. If you want to show you pickleball,, let me know I'll put on eBay for a dollar. I know I did but I I couldn't hold on my rage for pickleball. I said it was stupid. Bring the mic back to you. What? Bring the mic back. Oh, sorry. Good producer. Have some fucking spine and yell at me. He's like, bring the mic back. What? Fucking asshole.

I will call my mom, see if you can. Maybe I could call on Sam and old friend of yours. And I was, I tracked it. I'm trying to track it down. Yeah. And just he'll still live with you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Jail. Old rippling jail. Jail. Yeah. Yeah. Jail. Over and Jail. Over and Jail. Pause it. Hey. Uh huh. Uh huh.

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. Hey, mom.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Mom, how you doing? I got I got mom, I'm the dumbest person in the world. Why? First of all, I have bad producers that didn't even pick up on it. We were calling the prep. I have a guy who does prank phone calls like on Comedy Central, and he was gonna call you and prank you, but we used my phone. So you deal with me?

And we forgot to use his phone. Oh my god. Nice suck. Ma, do you play pickleball? Me? Yeah. Would you. Ma, do you play pickleball? Me? Yeah. Would you?

No. Would you play? Yeah. No, no, maybe. Do you know what pickleball is? I do. What is it? It's kind of like tennis only with a pickleball and a pickle net

and a pickle net and a pickle racket. All right, listen, go back to bed. I love you. I love you too. All right. I f**k, I stank. I'm going to think this was a dream. All right, are you on drugs right now? A little bit. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, no, no, you could have stopped me. No, you could have said, guy.

Joe realized it, but we thought it was funny to leave it in the Star Six 7 first. I think. Because that would have came up. Star Six 7, do not add a area, bribe it. Blood sugar, wanna, wanna, do you want some? Yeah, sure. And we have questions from the audience.

You guys will do. My blood sugar was down, you ready? Let's do this. There we go. We take some questions, are we live, right? Yeah. Sorry for chewing of the microphone. Yeah, that's all I'm a professional. I put mine inside to left at a podcast.

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This is from Kevin Rock. One of Chris' brothers? No, maybe. How's Joey Diaz? Phenomenal. He's moved in Jersey. He lives like six, seven houses away from me. But I never see him. It's never been over. Never taught. He calls me once in a while. It says really great things. And then he goes, all right, I'll see you later. He likes to check in with people. He does. Yeah. He is no interest in comedy. Done. Done. Why? He doesn't feel like it. Really? Yeah. I mean, he did a little when he moved here. Yeah. Did some shows here and there, but he's done. He's done.

Does his podcast. And he's good. He wants to hang with his daughter. His daughter goes to same school as my son. He's at a basketball game. All the functions. They know everyone in the neighborhood. I should move to your block.

It's great. That's three on the block. What a show that would be. I was three on the same block with our kids. You know what I wouldn't do it? Is your fucking airport sucks and United can suck my cock. United's phenomenal. And that Fleming Pickleball Club budget.

Well, that's awful. But no, United's phenomenal. So is Newark. Doubt is the best. No, you got to see the lounges they have United. Doubt the lounges the best. No, the ones to see the lounges they have united. Doubt the lounges the best. No, the ones in their work now they just re-did them. Oh yeah.

Phenomenal. Or maybe I might move there. Alexander. I don't know the fuck. With working on crank egg is do you know how a much creative control the writers had on Comedy Central? What does that mean? Do you know how much creative control the writers had on Comedy Central?

I don't know what the fuck that means. I mean, the writers. I don't know fucking no. With working on crank anchors, do you know how much creative control the writers had on Comedy, how much creative control did they have? Well, yeah, no, they would write up the premises, you know, like, hey, you know, you're

going to call a bowling alley and fuck with them or something like that. And then you just kind of add lib it from there. You don't know where it's going to go. Did you give them my name to call me? I don't think so. Did they call you? Yeah, Jeff, Jeff was that big guy Jeff from Jeff Colin. He called you.

He called me, but I'm a comic. I extend. comic. I extend I second. I heard the stupid scenario. I just went with it and that fucked them because I was like, yeah, dude, I love it. I love doing that. They were what? I just went wherever you went. I went and it fucking really was that recent? It was in the last few years. No, that was, that was dude. That was 15 years. Okay. Yeah. No, I don't know. No, I didn't do it. I didn't do that. No, the show's back on the air, but nobody watched it. No, that was that was dude. That was 15 years ago. Okay. Yeah. No, I don't know. I'm no I didn't do it. I didn't do that. No, the show's back on the air, but nobody watches it. No, of course Nobody watches because it's politically correct. Yeah, I know. Fucking they won't let special head back on of course

Because you did a retarded guy. So what can I do with now? Yay. Can I hear it? Yeah You go lady You know Jim North and when I was living when I was living, when I was doing that, when I was making prank calls, he goes, that thing's going to sweep the nation. I go, no, he goes, I'm telling you, that thing's going to catch on. I can't get it out of my head. He was right. Yeah, he tried to get chipped to sweep the nation.

It just swept his career. I told him, I said, do you realize we, we played two retarded guys, pretty successful retarded guys, me and you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're retarded, guys, did better than you. Yeah. Yeah. You're retarded guys did better than you're regularly. I know. I said, uh, Jake O'Connor, what's crazy road pussy story with Voss? What's a crazy road? I don't know. I didn't have any with Voss. Yeah, I'm with who?

Bob Levy, we'd pick up girls. I just remember Voss. I'd open for Voss and I was only to Voss took a liking to me. so he let me do like 10 minutes up front, I was don't come in maybe a year. And I would, I would bomb. And then I have like some hot chick hawking me after the show. Yeah, I know, and you come up to, I have to boss just killed, and he's like, did you see his set?

That's really what's going on. And you go, yeah, and I saw your teeth. And that, that's right, I'm with him. And then he didn't even care, let it bomb. The boss just killed a room, you know, and I saw your teeth and that, that's why I'm with him. And that didn't even care. Let it bomb. And Vos just killed a room. You know, and he's like, do you, do you watch him? He had rotten teeth in a ponytail. I know. Why would they go anywhere else? He wore a weightlifting pants too, like that. Norton wore. Norton wore weightlifting pants. You know, like those, those baggy, whatever. Hammer pants. Yeah, the Amc hammer pants.

And Vos wore them for a while too when I first met him and tank tops. Yeah, damn, he hammer pants. And boss wore him for a while too when I first met him. And tank tops. Yeah, he had to tank top. The back of his tank top will be wet from his ponytail, because he'd wet his ponytail, because he had curly Jew hair, and it was fucking gross. I'm sorry, I met him in Boston. He had a wet, wet spot on the back of his hair. I remember he was hosting an open mic. They had like the headline I hope, but I go, can you give my end shot?

I was going up next. I go, tell him I was on the Uncle Floyd show. They had like the headline, I hope, but I go, can you get my answer? I was going up next. I go, tell him I was on the Uncle Floyd show. It was like a local cable thing. I was on the economy like three months. He goes, no, what do you mean? It goes, nobody cares about that. Nobody watches that. I'll just bring in you up.

I'm like, what an asshole. That's the first time. I wasn't asked what a dick. So you know, you got wrote for you with leave you though. That's crazy. Yeah, we, yeah, because we do these white trash cakes in Pennsylvania. We're up in Canada, you know, and, uh, yeah, his closing bit was eating blue cheese dressing out of a girl's asshole. Hot girls have come up on stage. I don't.

They're boyfriends. They've sent with their boyfriends. Get go up. The power of stern. It was unbelievable. And girls would come, but even I think he started doing it before stern. He would get girls to do it. So funny too is we didn't talk or you did it. Robin Quivers in between all this. Yeah. There's such a left field. Yeah.

Yeah. And a hot Asian chick, a blonde chick, but in the middle of that was a Robin Quivers, a middle aged black woman. Yeah, it was weird. Look, I was just on the air one day. I was told my whole story about my ex. What happened? There were. Yeah. And then, you know, how it just goes, Hey, Robin, you're single, Jim, you're single. Why don't you guys go out? And we're like, we're like, uh, and then we just started Boston balls. Already Lang was there, whatever. Yeah. And check, Oh, you know what? I'll go out, yeah, I'm like holy shit, really?

Me? And bring that off, we're not talking about that now. So anyway, so yeah, and then we, you know, we dated for like eight months. No, we just got to know each other and hung, she was great. Is she nice? Fuck it awesome.

He's no friends with her. No, I mean, you know, kind of lose touch. Yeah. But no, I got nothing. Oh, just great things to say about her. But that was at that case where, you know, kind of lose touch. Yeah, but I got nothing. Oh, we're just great things to say about it But that was the case where you know, it fucked up the relationship. It may be in a comic being on the road on the weekends Yeah, where she was working during a week you could have that's what you could have done You could have shut it down back then you'd be at her house fucking pat in the cat reading the book with a sweater

Lying some incense you piece shit. I don know, that would have made me happy though. Now you gotta keep up with the fucking 30-year-old hot chick. 37. Whatever. She's smoking. You could have been with an old black lady right now and joined T. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

All right, we got one more question then we're out here. All right. You ever gotten in trouble for any prank phone calls? Yeah. You did? Yeah, the house, I had the cops come to the house and bust out of my door. For what?

I did this one call where I pretend I was giving my girlfriend a home abortion. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha And you say, I have no feelings. I had a vacuum going on in the background. And I have my girlfriend there. She, I just said, just moan the whole time. Scream, ow, ow, ow. I had the vacuum going on my buddy Chuck there. And you know, the woman called, she's like, what's going on?

I go, I'm just giving my friend, just giving my girlfriend a home abortion. He's sending those what he's doing. He's got a toolbox here. So just keep going. And she's like fucking horrified. He's sending those what he's doing. He's got a tool box here. So just keep going. And she's like fucking horrified. He's yelling. She's screaming the whole time.

She's like, I'm gonna let you go. I go, no, it's fine. Don't worry about it. You know what I'm like? And he's like, I just pulled that in arm. I'm like, all right, we'll throw it to the side. Jesus Christ. She was horrified.

She's like, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Meanwhile, I'm like, and she hangs up or laughs. And my girlfriend's like, you're a piece of shit. You're going to hell for doing that. But she had my address right in front of her.

Oh no. Because it was some credit card company or something. So she called the local police in my town in Jersey. And they came in. Yeah, so me and me and we all went, we went got coffee, we left the house, we came back like an hour later, and the door was busted in.

Woods all over the place, the doors off the hinge, and our neighbors like everyone's standing right go what's going on there, cops are here, they kick your door now. They thought someone was upstairs bleeding in the house. So they had to make a call, they had an EMS ambulance, show up cops, and kicked the door down. I was live with Norton at the time.

He's like, I hope they didn't look at my porn collection. This kick the door, and I was just a little bald guy getting fucked in the ass by another guy like what's going on here? Not only do they have an abortion, they're fucking it. Oh, well, there's a clip right there, guys. And I had a, and I had a court for I was facing like six months in jail. Stop for a disorderly conduct.

The phone call. Yeah, because they said, you know, the ambulance coming down at speed down the, it's like, face the like six months in jail. Stop for a disorderly conduct. The phone call. Yeah, because they said, you know, the ambulance coming down and speeding down the, it's like, pay. I had to pay like 500 hours. I had to go into court, my lawyer, and the judge was yelling at me. I was like the first case. So it was packed.

Like wait, you thought you did a call and they thought it was Jim Norton. They go, you had to come in another comedian, Jim Norton, pretending you give me a girlfriend of home abortion with a vacuum going on. And you thought that was funny. And you're on, you're on comedy central. You call yourself a comedian and you can hear the whole courtroom just groan and like, what a piece of shit. Oh, he's like, and you were a vacuum and you pull on an arm. You took this, is that comedy? Is that comedy to you? I got, I didn't, I don't know what I was thinking. Sorry. And he's like, I 500 fine, 500. I'll find whatever don't know what I was thinking Sorry, and he's like I 500 fine 500 and I'll find whatever and so but I was almost like there's walk a shame going through the court Yeah walking through everybody just hissing at me like what a fucking piece of shit

You know there was one dude going fuck that's fucking always like I got outside the courthouse. I was fucking dying What a great story I could tell my grandkids I don't have a couch diploma. Yeah, thank God you had them. All right, man, we'll listen, Jimbo. It was great seeing you, man. Thanks for coming on. And do we finish, man? We got some more shit.

We're gonna, we're gonna be, we're gonna be fucking killing it next couple of years, I think, you know, and if not, we'll just help Karen. We'll help Karen. We'll help Karen get to where she needs to get. And we'll both fucking supporter. And then I'll do it. You could do the warm up for a TV show and I'll go on tour with you. Yeah, you fucking manage it.

You manage it. And I'll fucking do the warm up. So that's cool, right? Yeah, you've been back home. You know, she'll take early late morning and be back home and hang out with Max. Yeah, that's perfect. Like. You know, she'll take early late morning, you've been back home and hangin' out with Max. Yeah, that's perfect. Like 230. Max starts banging her.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That'd be great. Hi brother, I love you man. Thank you so much, guys, what do you got? Max Marcus comedy, all social media. See me January 12th of the Dojo comedy in Morse Plants New Jersey. And you can check out the cheese show on YouTube

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