Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Joe DeRosa, Keith Robinson & Aaron Berg | Real OG's

Episode Date: May 19, 2024

This week Bobby sits down with Joe DeRosa, Keith Robinson & Aaron Berg to talk about the proper term for trans people, Kevin Hart winning the Mark Twain award, and fatties for Palestine. Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code DUDE FOLLOW JOE https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/?hl=en FOLLOW KEITH https://www.instagram.com/keithrobinson438/?hl=en FOLLOW AARON https://aaronberg.com/ https://www.instagram.com/aaronbergcomedy/?hl=en Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly LIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!! https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And And keith robinson will be here And when you go five four three two Put your hand up so I can see you. Okay Max just goes. Danny had to give me the thumbs up. God damn it, you three together would make a good person. How you doing, buddy?

Welcome to the, why you facing that way? These guys are really just nitwits. I mean, I mean, good preach. Yeah. I'm not going to stop you. Go. So odd looking. Yeah. This you doubt he may have had sex once. He's married. Yeah. He's married. So once. Yep.

Yeah. The night they got married. Yeah. Yeah. And then she threw up. Yeah. She threw up. Yeah. My wife had Spanx on the night we got married. Oh, God. I spent. And she made. I didn't, she threw up. Yeah. My wife had Spanx on the night we got married. Oh, God. And she made I didn't want to. I was tired. Do you have a big wedding?

Yeah, you were there. I wasn't there. No, you weren't. You didn't invite me. Yeah, you just tried to mindfuck. We didn't hang out. You almost got me too. Yeah, I know. That was stupid. I am. I went. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was a fun wedding.

It was pretty big. I've only been to one Jewish, I went, it was fun. Yeah, it was a fun wedding. It was pretty big. I've only been to one Jewish, two Jewish weddings in my life. Mine was barely Jewish, because my wife's not Jewish. Thank God. I know. I got to break a glass. Yamanika Saunders was the officiant, so it's not legal.

And... And... I can't see it is, mother... And she said Jesus at one point, and I was like, can you... X-Nay on the Jesus name. X-Nay on the Jesus name Jesus name right but it was nice I broke the glass I didn't I may have picked my now I didn't pick my wife up on a chair because it was in the basement of the old stand oh really she would have even though we're short she would have gone through she would have gone through but did you do some dancing yeah we and she had Spanx on oh yeah that's a ham it's like that's a

that's a hot ham. You know, when you're driving in January in Manhattan and there's one of those sewer grates with a pylon over it. I'm coming to her box. Oh, nice. And I didn't want to. I was like, you're exalted. Did you consummate on your wedding night? We did. We had we got married in Maui, very small wedding,

just us on the beach. Then we went for dinner, and then after dinner, I carried her through the threshold, forgot about the automatic door close that all hotels have, and it smashed her in the head. Had to go get ice, put it on her head. Did you? I fucked her with a towel with ice on her head.

Yeah, that's the way you're supposed to do it. It was good though, she looked good. Yeah. Yeah, it was good sex. Yeah, Christine was nice, but I was tired, and I was like, come's the way you're supposed to do it. It was good though, she looked good. Yeah. Yeah, it was good sex. Yeah, Christine was nice. But I was tired and I was like, come on, what you wanna do tomorrow?

She goes, no, now. Really? Yeah. Geez. My wife gets aggressive. Really? Yeah. She just wants it and then she gets it.

Yeah, you can't say no. If you say no, you feel gay. I feel gay anyways. Do you really? No. But yeah, it was it's problematic, but we did we banged it out I wish my wife was aggressive She's not That's a nice thing. No, I wish she was like get in here. I do it Yeah, because I'm I have so many sexual issues

because I Got I got into sex too early. Yeah, because the foster home and stuff. No. And it was Boston? No. The movie Sleepers? No, no.

Because why? I don't know, I just got it because it was, you know, 70s, 80s, I learned about sex too early, I had sex too early, so sex by the time I was in my 30s, it was almost like an addictive thing, it was almost like a drug or food or, you know what I mean? It was an escape, it was the exact same for me.

It's an escape. So then when I found somebody that I really like, I associated sex with bad. You know what I mean? Like sex was bad, sex, you know. And because I really got a woman that cared about me, it was like I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna, chew.

Bless you. Chew. Bless you. I'm allergic to, I'm allergic to intimacy. I don't know, I just, you know what I mean? It was, it was, I'm allergic to intimacy. I don't know, you know what I mean? But now, it's like, now that I'm losing weight

and I'm getting my, I don't know what back, my libido back, I'm starting to, you know, but you have to stop, you can't be messing around with porn. Oh, porn is bad. Look, porn is fine as a kid, porn is bad. Porn, look, porn is fine as a kid. Porn is fine in your late 20s, 30s. But when you get into your 40s and 50s, if you're still watching porn, it's gonna mess you up.

Oh yeah. It's gonna, you're gonna shut down. You know what I mean? Yeah. On your relationship and. Cause you look at her just like a hole. And they're aware. No, you look at her and like a whole and they're aware when you're not. No, you look at her and go, you're not that.

Oh. You're not this. But I'll, my porn now... Is your wife? Not my wife, but the things I like about my wife. Like big booty stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I go through.

I remember, it's so funny you say that because my stepdad, the third one. Yeah. He, I remember I went into his drawer one day and I found a fat girl porn bag. It was all just chubby chicks. Yeah. And I was like, what is that?

What the, what are you doing? I was in the, you know, Hustler and Swank. Yeah. You know, and High Society. And then he had this fat girl. I was like, what the? Oh my, I was disappointed. Really? And then all of a sudden, like I put it back and my mother came in and I was like, what the? Oh my, I was disappointed. Really?

And then all of a sudden, like I put it back and my mother came in and she was like, what are you doing? And I looked and I was like, oh, it was my mom. Your mom was a big lady. Yeah, my mom was a housewife. So that's, yeah, that's what you like. Yeah, he was doing it the right way. Yeah.

He was doing it to what he had. Yeah, you don't go the opposite. The opposite's no good. Yeah, I know. I should stop watching She-Mail porn. Yeah, I mean, look, you gotta do it. It's popular now. I gotta put a banana in a Lululemon to get off.

It is. Isn't it weird that the whole, like, we were talking about this on Bonfire today, is that you don't have to go to Thailand anymore to be, you know, to go with, you like girls, she-males, not she-males, transsexuals, right? Transgender people. Transgender people.

People of a transgender. No, but transgender, transsexuals, what is it? Transgender. I mean, transgender is the appropriate term. It's transgender. Transgender, transsexuals, what is it? I mean, transgender is the appropriate term. It's transgender. Transgender. Transsexual. Yeah, but it doesn't sound sexy. Transsexual sounds sexy.

Ooh, that girl's transsexual. And you, oh, that girl's transgender. Okay, doctor, thanks. I had a friend that went up at an open mic in Philly when there was a transgender comedian before him. And he goes up and just goes, how about that Tranny with the big old titties? And it was like a super woke room and everyone got very upset. But he didn't realize that Tranny was inappropriate.

Yeah, but he's Dave Chappelle. He can say what he wants. He thought people were upset because he said titties. He's like, what? She has nice titties. He didn't know why people were upset. How about, I was with somebody, I was with somebody, Rich Voss, and there was a trans person there. Yeah.

And he goes, he starts telling a story, he was trying to assimilate to her, right? And he's like, he goes, yeah, man, I was with the transy. No, what do you call it? Transy. He called her a transy. And she went, oh my God, it just left. He's like, what?

Is that the wrong word? Yeah, transy is the wrong word. I find most of them are very patient if you ask them and you tell them what you don't know. Like I talked to one and I was like, Oh, what? So do you sleep with girls or guys? And and I'm I'm like ignorant, but at least I'm not being an asshole.

I'm calling. I'm not being rude. I'm calling a transy. I'm calling Bailey J. OK. Not answering, they're probably fucking each other. Yeah. So it was the original one. Transgender. Yeah. Is the right name. Yeah, but I think it's it's so funny with one. No. Oh, all right. Because that's how you started. The sentence was I was with a trans.

But in the same room. But I was but I we were talking about it today. I was talking right. Because that's how you started. The sentence was I was with a trans. But in the same room. But I was but I we were talking about it today that you like guys used to have to go to like Thailand and go to other countries to fulfill their fail, Brazil to fulfill their fantasy. Yeah, because it was so taboo and you couldn't, you know, you were gay. And and now you can marry them.

Now you can meet a girl and now even on like Baby Reindeer, the guy met was within the in the mood in the boiler. Just started it today. And whatever. Sorry, dude. Is it a good show or it's not a good show? It's a great show. OK, it's it's really cool. But it's in there. He's he, you know, he's a trans. He's with the no, he's with.

I actually like trans trans. It's a corvette of transgender. Oh, that's a hot trans. I got a trans. What do you got under that hood? My trans. That's a nice. I got a three eighty trans. Yeah, but he was, you know, and it's like you're watching it and he's just dating her and it's his girlfriend.

And you it's like to the point where,'s like you know where if somebody was gay on TV back in the day it was so epic and like oh my god like when Ellen did the kiss it was like there's the women kissed on TV now it doesn't even it's in everything everything and now like watching that it didn't even affect any it didn't you weren't like what I was just like, cool. The guy was with a transgender girl and he was in love with her. When you live outside this traditional cis straight realm that we mostly live in.

Yeah, we do. They have a totally different set of rules. Yeah, what do you mean? Like, I watch the Jared Carmichael show. Well, listen, that's Gerard. Oh, it's Gerard. He's a trance. That was a little crazy.

He cheats on his boyfriend all the time in his show. Yeah, but he's doing he's I mean, he's sucking toes, sucking toes. I mean, I don't want to listen to that toe suck and turned everybody off. Well, because it's like, dude, if I suck the chick you you suck the chicks Tell no never no odd nose. I have I ate a girl's armpit out once like a vagina. That's pretty nice. It was hot That's really hot. You I like a nice pit. Yeah But ate it out for how long 15 minutes that's gross. No

Sickening I'm gonna fuck a job. I don't care if it was shaved, if it didn't stink. It probably stunk, didn't it? Did it stink? You're a pig. I licked the stick off. Hello, Matt. Matt. Where's the transient? Matt.

You called me, I'm transient. Hang on, shut up. Matt, are you there? I'm transient. Hey, dude. Listen, where are you? I'm in. Hang on, shut up. Matt, are you there? I'm trans. Hey, dude, listen. Where are you? I'm in my car in Florida. I'm waiting. We're live on the YKWD.

You're on the air, okay? Okay. Is it transgender? Is it transsexual or is it transy? All three I think. Really, what is the correct term? What is it? You can say transgender or trans. Those are both fine. Transgender, trans, but not transsexual?

Yeah, I wouldn't go that way. What about she male? Oh, no, no, no. How about that's been canceled. Chick with a dick that's gone cross dress. That's fine. That's not good. That's good. OK, so transgenders or trans. That was right. Yes. But not was a transgender, which is wrong.

Transgender. Those are people from Boston. I know. They say trans, like, trans- Transgender. That's me. I get what you're doing, you piece of shit. It's a transgender, over there.

All right, did you see, all right, did you see Baby Reindeer? No, what the hell's that? All right, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. All right. Did you see baby reindeer? No, what the hell is that? All right. I got to go. I'll talk to you later. Thank you. I think when you. Bailey J's husband. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, nice. I thought that was he knows. He's a married one.

Married not one a transgender one transgender. He didn't marry to. You can't you can't call him one. Like it's a fucking cattle. He married that one over there. Yeah, I like that. She's beautiful. Yeah, I think I was ahead of the game and the whole trans thing. How so? Because I had them.

I was friends with Bailey. I had a trans people on my show. Back sounds like a racist guy that's saying I had a black friend. I did, too. I know. We have a black guy coming on tonight. Yeah. But I was I was accepting of it back in the day. And other people were judgmental of it. Dude, I got a lot of fun. I got a lot of people were. There's one. You know.

Yeah, she's that's Daisy. Who's that video? The head from the. Yeah. And that put the video. Your head. Oh, put the headphones on. Yeah, I love her. She's great. She's a fan. Special shout out to Bobby. You know what, dude? Everyone go watch.

That's how killbacks. It took. Yeah. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. I didn't understand that. Go watch Bobby's new special, Killbox. Oh. Yeah, Bobby Newell.

Okay, very attractive, by the way. Very attractive, if you go to my Twitter, she actually sent me something. What was it? Venus? Something better than that. Yeah. Yeah, she's very pretty, very sweet.

A lot of them are very pretty now. Well, I mean, Jesus Christ. What was her name again? Daisy. Do you remember when they weren't pretty? Do you remember there being Adam's apple and some stubble and a wig? And a 49ers jersey?

Well, there's still some like that. Wow. The guys that transition later in life. Yeah. You know what I mean? Uh, are we 10 minutes in? Are we? Yeah, we're 10 minutes. And we'll cut this out. All right. Yeah, it was.

I don't even know to hear it. You can just see this. OK. I mean, I like I like them. I'm a friend of them. I see them. know to hear it. You can just see this. OK. I mean, I like I like them. I'm a friend of them. I see them. I talk to them. We stop saying them. Yeah. You sound like a racist. You sound like you're a white guy in the 60s. Now talk to one of them. Yeah. Those things, those people. Those were the days.

Hey, what's wrong with you? Did you see this law, Bobby? There was an old KKK law that stated if you're covering your face and you're in a group of more than 20 people with their faces covered, it's an arrestable offense. In Ohio, I think. So now they're making that law happen

to arrest the protesters that are masking their faces. Hey, man, can I say something about this? I think it should be a law anywhere. Yeah, you shouldn't be able to cover your face. You shouldn't be able to walk on a plane with a full ski mask on during the day and it's not the winter. A guy got on the plane the other day with a full ski mask on. On the plane. Why?

There you go. That's her penis. Yeah, it sure is. Looks a little cut at the base. I know, something happened. It's like there's an infection there. I don't know. I would not let that in me.

That looks like you would catch something. I'd trust the one she's sitting on more than the one attached to her. All right, get it off. She's a sweet girl. That's what she sent you. Sweet girl. Jesus. At breakfast?

No, I don't. I agree. I don't like the whole full covering your face thing. I don't mind. Look at the Muslim, uh, Hajibe. Fine. Yeah. Oh, speaking.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, there's booze. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Jared from Subway just showed up out of jail. Ah shit.

Look at that. Are you kidding? What are you doing? Talking about transgender. Yeah, this is perfect timing. We were just talking about. You were just one of them. What did you, did your ears ring?

What are you doing? I saw the signal in the sky. You saw, you start talking to the sky? I must go. Yeah. I know what's happening when I start gagging. Well, we were talking, I was talking about it that, and I would say Joe too, I think we were the first podcast to have transgender people on the show.

I think we might have been the first. First one. First one where comics had somebody on the show. I think we might have been the first. First one. First one where comics had somebody on the show. Now it's like, you know, they clamored to get somebody transgender on just to show that they're except. But back, we did it back when we were O and A things where you're, you know, we got called and you're a queer. Why are you having a fucking guy on all that shit? Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you, I mean, the

first time I would have banged her that night. Listen to me. Really? 1000% But why didn't you back then? Remember that? Yeah. I mean, Joe, the first time. I would have banged her that night. Listen to me. Really? A hundred thousand percent. But why didn't you back then? Cause she's married. She's married. Buddy, the first time we had the podcast,

I contacted Billy J's husband. I'd love to have her on my podcast. And he said, great. They came down. I told Joe, Joe dressed up. I didn't know she was married. He came, listen to me, he came to get down. Yeah.

He came dressed up, nice shoes, pants, shirt, sweater. He looked great, showed up, sit down. There's a guy there, we're talking, all of a sudden he goes, who's that? And she goes, oh, that's my husband. He went, ah, shit. How loud? To the husband's face. Yeah. Yeah. I very, very well. I shouldn't say that's flipping of me to be.

I would have banged her that I'm not saying she would have begged me. I'm just saying like, had she been open to it, I would have been. Why was that? I'm attracted to her. From what? It's like saying, why would you eat that cheeseburger? Like, I'm hungry. I'm starving. I love jamming cheeseburgers in my mouth. I love the burst of man. Yeah. It's got nothing to do with the beef.

I love how firmly a cheeseburger grips me around the waist. That way. And slides itself into me from behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this girl. Yeah, because I'm attracted to her. We've come a long way. And I say Joe DeRosa paved that way. Yeah, Joe did. Joe?

I knew Joe BC and AC before cop and after cop. And it was the day before, and then I had dinner with them the day after. When was the when was the gang fest? Oh yeah. That wasn't his first. And those number two number two really second coming. We called it. I was fucking joking. Where was your first? Amsterdam. What? Amsterdam. What do you mean? It's a place I just I know what it is. I just hooked up with her, like just made out. Can we get you a cup, please? By the way, get me one to throw up in.

I stopped by. I was trying to kill time because I was trying to get her name after Keith. I should get here after Keith. Keith. Yeah, because he doesn't I didn't tell him I was coming either. I was trying to meet Keith. This all started today. I was in P.A. and Keith called me. He's like, we're going to go to dinner for Dante's birthday.

Right. And I was like, dude, I can't. At what time? And he was like, five thirty. Because they're both in their 60s. And black. So six thirty. Six thirty. That's what I thought. I was like, I got time. And they called them. They're like, we're almost done. I was like, wait a minute.

I'm 40 minutes late. I thought it was an hour early. Wings. Yeah. So he I was like, all right. What do you guys like? Do we got to go because I got to do Bobby's thing. So I was like, all right. I was in my head. I was like, if I don't make it to that dinner,

I want to crash Bobby's. Good idea. That'll be fun. This I was in my head, I was like, if I don't make it to that dinner, I'm gonna crash Bobby's podcast. That'll be fun. This fuck, Cock Soccer was supposed to be at 8.30. Showed up downstairs, 8.45. 9.10 now. Now he's on stage. Well, I just saw Liz. What?

And Liz goes, she goes, what are you doing? I go, I'm crashing Bobby's podcast. First of all, she goes, this is what an enabler she is. She goes, what's in the bag? I go, I just got a little whiskey for the show. She goes, you pussy. She comes back with this, she goes, this is what an enabler she is. She goes, what's in the bag? I go, I just got a little whiskey for the show. She goes, you pussy. She comes back with this. She goes, take this up there.

I was like, Jesus. We got a whole bar now. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, keep this for next time. Yeah, there you go. So she goes, what are you going to do? I go, I'm crashing Bobby's podcast.

And she goes, I think Keith's on it. She goes, well, Keith's on stage over at McDougal. Yeah. And then he's coming over here to do his thing. He's a fucking, what a piece of shit. Well, that changes a little bit. He's just, he's not, you know. What? He's disorganized.

No, he's a fucking, he's a piece of shit. It's like getting mad at your grandfather. He's dead. Well, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get you now. Keith's breathing, but career-wise, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get you now. Keith's breathing, but career-wise. Let me tell you something. It bugs me about Keith.

He's got a stroke, and it rejuvenated his career. He got a steeling day. Very funny on the Mark Twain Award for Kevin Hart. Oh, did he do a thing on stage? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, that's great. Yeah, they edited most of it out for time.

Yeah. When him getting on stage and him walking off stage. I'm leaving. By the way, Jerry, I think you'd see the day where the guy that was in Ride Along 2 got the Mark Twain Award. You know what you should have to do to get the Mark Twain Award?

Let me tell you something. Little Kev has done nothing for a fucking award. Name a movie. I mean, they gave it to Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. They gave it to George Carlin. They gave it to Bill Col... Oops, sorry.

That's awesome for Kev, man. That's exciting. Ah, fuck you. He stinks fucking right along too. Movie with the Rock seven times. I'm little, you're big. Who'da hit hit hit hit it? Who'da hit hit hit hit it? I can't stand him.

It is insane. He sucked on the roast too. The greatest master of wit of all time. We will now be giving this award to the guy that was in Jumanji three. You know, by the way, didn't even write it. No, didn't even write it. Not even like, no, the guy that wrote the Jumanji. What a franchise this guy kicked off. They just give it to one of the co stars. Mark Twain was more

than an actor. Yeah, Jack. You're saying Mark Twain was more than an actor. Yeah. Jack Black will get the Mark Twain award in our lifetime, without question. Let me go through his credits. So plain. OK, who did deserve it? Steve Martin deserve it? Yes.

Yes. George Carlin. Yes. Jerry Seinfeld. Yes. I would say yes. One of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Larry David.

100%. David didn't get it though. No. No, Little Kev did. Wow. Wow. Did Seinfeld get it? No, he didn't get it.

I don't think so. He presented it hearts. I mean, it's ridiculous that he got the Mark Twain. Listen, I got no problem with Little Kev. Of course not. I'm just joking. But he doesn't affect my life. He doesn't help me ever.

First of all. What? None of us should be disgusted as if any of us have even read any Mark Twain. We're sitting here like we read books. I love Huckleberry Finn. I love Huckleberry Finn. Yeah?

Yes. How come we know? Fuck you, Rob. I actually said it because you said it. Yeah, I don't even know if it was him. Is that him? I think so. Yeah, that was him.

I'm pretty sure that was him. And I didn't read it. You think little Kev knows who Mark Twain is? I only just know it from old Louie bits. Thanks, buddy. Oh, God. Kev got it because he's the size of Tom Sawyer. He's the size of the award.

Yeah, it's based on height. Kev was painting a fence. The Mark Twain Award. Can you imagine? I mean, how far we've come down. We're just giving these awards out now. Let's get to the real problem, though, that they let Keith Robinson do, like, a tribute

speech for a Mark Twain Award. Yeah, he can't read. You know, he he winged it. I got it. He he did prepare. I'll tell you that you have it. Is that anywhere? It was one of the better prepared speeches that I saw.

Tiffy haddish, but they had closed caption on it. It's very Seinfeld did. Okay. Oh God. Nick Cannon was stinky. Bad. Cannon was on it. Cannon Seinfeld did okay. Oh, God. Nick Cannon was stinky bad. Nick Cannon was on it? Nick Cannon was so bad. I mean, dude, what the f- What is this award?

What is it? Who gets it? Kevin Hart. Yeah, Tar Vrind. Who else got it that night? I think the- No, it's one person a night. One person a night.

Oh, yeah, it's a whole to do. So it's one a year? No, it's one per- It's one a year. Yeah. One a year? I remember's a whole to do. So it's one. It's one. It's one a year. Yeah. One a year. I remember when Chappelle got it. Cosby got it. Yeah, Cosby did. They asked for it back because Eddie Murphy made that joke, right? Yeah. Where he they said he had to give the twain.

Oh, I love Eddie Murphy did it. He did a little set. Oh, that was great. It was great. He just made everybody uncomfortably. It was so funny. It was such a funny line. He goes, you know, you fucked up when they tell you to give you trophies back. I think it's supposed to be for anybody that's been monumental or influential in the public sphere of entertainment, I guess. So what has Lil Kev done?

He's done quite a bit. What? He sold out stadiums. He's massively. Arenas. He's a quite a bit. What? He sold out stadiums. He's massive. Arenas. He's a massive president. Last year was Kevin Hart. Then it was Adam Sandler. Then it was Pete Holmes.

Pete Holmes. Oh, God. I was going to jump out the fucking window. Did Sandler get it? Sandler did get it last year. I mean, that's another Christian. I'm a big fan, but wait a minute, Sandler should get it. For what? I mean, I'll tell you of work, buddy.

Kevin's got a big body of work. Not. Yeah, not as fucking as in what movie is little Kev done? That is awesome. There's got I know awesome ride along. No, no. Well, they're all comedies. Well, no, he did a serious one with Brian Cranston. Oh, yeah, he did the one where Bryan Cranston was like in the wheelchair.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Sandler has a ton of hits. Yeah. Change, Happy Gilmore, Madison, Billy Madison, Waterboy. Yeah. Then his waterboy is great. Mom, mom, mama said he's a great one. I am a boy. I'm excited that he's a great one. I love Mama Boy. I'm excited that he's doing Happy Gilmore too.

Yeah. And I'm excited because I'm a fan of Sandler. I'm a fan of Capstone, just joking around. But Sandler lost me with the comedies after Wedding Singer. After Wedding Singer. Wedding Singer was another one that was so good. Yeah, but after that, it's like they're not like Adam Sandler. Waterboy is, but it's like, it was, let me rephrase. Every comedy Sandler did after Waterboy, or I mean after Wedding Singer, was either a

movie where he was playing a ridiculous character, like little Nicky or a voice, Waterboy, whatever, or it was just a comedy that I could see anybody in because he didn't do any Sandler shit in it like Mr. Deeds I thought this is just I thought Mr. Deeds was funny though I think I love the fact that he the the people he puts in his movies supporting actors I thought it was really funny he is that guy but also what Sandler does on a dime can do a great movie. Span, oh is it Spanglish? Spanglish, Hustle, what was the?

Uncut Gems. Here's a guy who has a body of work where you can say boom, Spanglish, fucking great movie. I never saw Spanglish. He was so good in it. It was such a tragic film, and he wasn't being a good he was just being him. He can sing songs. He has hit goofy fucking songs, tours, does serious movies,

is a great actor, and then has this whole body of work of comedy. Punched drunk love punch. I mean, dude, that was Sandler deserves the Mark Twain. If the first dates, I remember the first date.ain Award. 51st Dates. 51st Dates, I liked it. Good rom-com. Kevin has done plenty of movies. Name one. I just haven't seen a lot of his movies.

Name one. Ride Along. Ride Along is not. That's what the autistic kid said. Say Soul Plane. What movie? Just name three movies. I've named seven. Get Hard. What? Get what? With Will Ferrell.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of Bailey again. Are you shitting me? It was really dumb. It's the only thing. But I think you're giving more credit to some of the Chandler movies. I think Kevin's movies.

All right, here we go. Ready? Here we go. These movies don't stay with you. Dude, these are we go, ready? Here we go. Yeah, these movies don't stay with you. Dude, these are all the same fucking movie. The movie that I did like. Man From Toronto was really cool. Not good, you like it because you're a dumb Canadian. Yeah.

Ah. That's a good point. All right, where was the movie where he had the, all right, The Upside. Yeah. I thought Kev was great in The Upside. I thought that was, that's where he should have went. But what happened at The Upside? He was, here's he should have went. But what happened at the upside?

He was here's the problem with Kev. What happened with his career? He was headed towards that Sandler stuff where he's going to do some serious shit. He did that movie and then he got me to do what the fuck happened to him. Something happened. Oh, faggot. He said something. I was saying the he was going to host the Oscars. That was a bad can't. He was about to he was about to make that turn. Oh, serious shit. He tried fatherhood. That was a bad canteen. He was about to make that turn into serious shit.

He tried fatherhood. That was a serious move. What was fatherhood? Where his wife died and then he had to take care of his girl on his own. Same script as night school where he had to carry different fetish. I think that they fucked Kevin with that.

They took him out of the game because he was about to win an Oscar or be nominated and host the Oscars, which would have been epipham, and then he would have went off and did some great movies, but they took him out. Dude, get hard. I mean, Captain Underpants, that was his best work. That's Little Kev's best work.

It is. Yeah. He plays one of the little cartoon guys. Bobby, you look like Captain Underpants. I saw this with that Stallone doc, where Stallone was so good at Rocky and this stuff And then he tried to go outside of his box and he's like I realized sometimes There's a box and you're supposed to stay in it. I think Kevin realizes that I'm having Kevin should be serious Kevin should go out of his box. I think Kevin is a great has that potential to do when in that

movie whatever the fuck it was up the upside, whatever the fuck it was upside. He was good in it, but you couldn't watch it without the tainted. They fucking tainted it. It's got to be tough though, too. When you're you get to a place like Stallone is a great analogy because it's like you get to this place where you're like I've worked very hard for 20 years and it's just like okay they're offering me five million a pop to just show up and I can walk through this dude I can look at the sides before I go on and just go and like so easy. Stallone did the smartest thing ever because when his career died,

he went back and wrote the new Rambo. He wrote the new Rocky Balboa. He went back and then with Creed, he went back into his well and said, let me just go back here. Don't forget that Stallone, and I'll defend this forever, is a really serious talent. He wrote Rocky. He wrote Rocky.

He wrote Rocky too. He wouldn't give it up, he did it. And yeah, he's a, but he's a fucking talent. One of them. I mean, he's a talented guy. You can't fight it. What, do you think Stallone will get the Mark Twain? They won't give it to him cause he's, you know.

By the way. I think he should. You know, it's warm outside, right? Dude, listen, what is this heat? Buddy, we fucking the AC broke before we came up. I'm sorry. So you turned the heat on? No, there's not heat. Is that a fan? Yeah, the heat's on.

No, it will read that. It's not that bad. You get used to it. Walk out into the hallway and walk back in. You'll feel it. Well, it's you're in a sweatshirt Dude, I know you're gonna die. I know what are you gonna do? But we're they're redoing eight out of girls armpit once Who Bob? Yeah. Yeah, it's really gross. It's not I

Tell you why he won't suck toes, but I don't know fuck a toe is a foot Hey, you Joe. Here's what you do. Here's what you do, Joe. You think your finger, I mean, you finger blast them. The armpit. You eat the armpit out as you're leading their armpit out because it's it's an erogenous zone. So you know, one touches that part of them. So now you finger blast them. Now you eat their armpit out like a pussy. They lose their they'll come like they've never come.

Because no one's ever done that. Now, look, it's got to be shaved. It's got to be clean. I'm not saying, you know, after she waits tables for two shifts, but you get a fucking men in tongue. Why? I mean, all right, I'll try it. I mean, I'm telling you, dude, you got to eat it out like literally just like a pussy, like a pussy. And but you got a finger blast to you.

Get just eat out. I didn't say that to you before because you didn't tell me a pussy. Like a pussy, but you got a finger blast too. You can't just eat out of it. I didn't say that to you before. Yeah, you didn't tell me the pussy part. I thought you were just eating an armpit. No, because we weren't 10 minutes in. YouTube will fucking flag you if you talk about it. But yeah, you got a finger blast,

and then you get up there and you go slowly, and then you get in it, they'll lose their, especially if they're ticklish. Imagine that. If a chick was jerking you off and eating your armpit out, you'd lose your mind. You know what I mean? Uh, yeah, I guess.

What's it called? Bag piping. Bag piping is when you fuck someone's armpit. Oh, bag piping. That sounds good too, though. That's great. Look at that beefy arm up there. I love that.

Look at that. We'll put our dicks in anything. It looks like Aaron's arm. Thanks, man. We really up there. I love that. Look at that. We'll put our dicks in anything. It looks like Aaron's arm. Thanks, man. We really will. It's funny that we will try to... I mean, think about this.

Feet? I've tried feet. Think about what a vagina... I've talked about this before. A vagina is made for a penis. So hard. Right? A vagina is made for a penis, and it was never enough for us.

Yeah. We had to put it... we had to fuck every part. The tits, the mouth. Ass cheeks. Feet. You have a banging ass, you ever push the ass cheeks together and put some cream in it? Oh, I love oil.

I feel like this is the movie Fatso, but we're talking about food. I use too much oil. I got oil. Oh, I get so mad when I use all the oil. That's expensive. Stop using that much. Really? Yeah. Why? 60 bucks a bottle?

It's what kind of oil are you getting really nice oil? What kind of coconut oil at the fucking? Coconuts white I use I do listen to me. I coconut or maybe oil. I'm gonna tell you something right now I got tea tree oil me and my wife. It was an awful me and my wife were up in the tiny house We were having sex. She's like I need lube. We didn't have any because we're in the woods. I got coconut oil for a stir fry. And she goes, you can use that. I'm like, you're crazy. She goes, I'm serious, it's a natural lubricant.

We use coconut oil, dude? The best thing ever. Buddy, it's all natural. And it's- And it smells nice. Smells like coconut. I never put it on a vagina, but I've like with a chick a chick whacked off with it with her,

and it's great. It's great. It smells awesome. And it's cheap. Yeah, it's coconut oil. Yeah, it's like 10 bucks a bottle. Yeah, you scoop it out, you put it on your stomach, you put it in.

You scoop it out. It's not oil that you pour. No, it's a... You can get liquid kind. You can get liquid kind. There's both, but yeah, there's the there's the like gelatinous kind. Does it make the ass glisten if you rub it on the ass? Yeah. It's oil.

Okay. It's coconut oil. It's natural. I'll try. Try it. Tea tree oil is you're breaking the bank and then it also smells like shit. I didn't know it was tea tree oil. I grabbed it. I put it on my dick and then I thought I had chlamydia. And then I go, what did you do? She goes, I didn't do nothing. I came back to the doctor. I go, can I have gotten chlamydia. And then I go, what do you what do you do? She goes, I didn't do nothing. I came back to the doctor.

I go, can I have gotten chlamydia in the hot tub on the cruise? They go, no, that's not a thing. So I'm looking at my wife like that for two weeks. And I think she fucked somebody on the cruise ship. You know, like you got mad at your wife. Yeah. And then I looked and I go, what's in this? She goes, tea tree oil. I go, that's what it is. It never occurred to you the one time you put tea trail in your deck.

I didn't know there was had a reaction. It burned so bad. Yeah. Oh, the whole was all red. Oh, hey. Hey, Bailey. I you literally called me while I was working off. You know what, Bailey? It's the Rosa. I fucking texted you like a week and a half ago.

You can't write back. Hey, how you doing? You texted me. I don't think I got your text. Did you get a new number? Oh, I text you. I go, hey, I just saw you on IG. How you doing? I haven't talked to you in a while. I haven't talked to you in forever. How you been? I'm good. I miss you. Really? You're really easy.

You piece of shit. You'd yell at me for an hour if I did that. I would. She goes, how you been? You're like, good. How are you? You don't talk about her like that. Bailey, it's it's Aaron Berg. First time long time. And I Joe said the first time he met you, he came in and he was dressed to the nines and had no idea that you were married. Did you pick up a vibe from him?

I think Bobby had filled me in that basically we're going to ruin the Rose's life. And so he was like, he doesn't know your husband's coming. So I was kind of in on it. I did get the vibe that Rosa was gussied up. Nice. Yeah, it's I got no shame. He was gussied up. I'm glad, I got no shame. He was gussied up. I'm glad that he's the bottom in this scenario too. Oh, I would be.

Yeah, I've been topping a lot lately. I have IBS. What's that? Ear to balsam. Oh shit, oh sorry. You shit your pants so you have to top? I think that was like a new name. She shits on dicks, that's all.

She goes, did you think it was a new kind of AIDS? Yeah. There's a video out of you, Bailey, called Bailey J is a loud bottom. Oh, that's true. Where you bang this guy. He looks so familiar. Is that a top? No, she he bangs her.

Oh, he banged her. Sorry. Is that how she got the IBS? Yeah, maybe. She is loud, though bangs her. Oh, he bangs her. Sorry. Is that how she got the IBS? Yeah, maybe. She is loud, though. Yeah. No, I'm a noisy bottom. I'm a silent top. They fart a lot?

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Transsexual because I do porn and it just sounds dirtier. It sounds sexier than transgender. Yeah, transgender is like, oh, aren't I brave? I think I thought you live on my podcast. Oh, you're live on my podcast. Oh, great. Sorry. We'll edit that out if you need me to. I don't remember anything I said, so you let me know if that is what should happen. You did not say anything except against the blue-haired people that will attack you.

Purple hair. That's true. I think I know the difference. Of course you do. I think transgender just means like, like you could look like you or me and go, I identify as a woman. That's transgender. I think transsexual means like Bailey where it's like, no, I've had procedures done to transition. Right. I think I honestly have, I honestly have no idea. I say transsexual. I've heard other people use it interchangeably. I think younger people say transgender. Yeah, but it just sounds like a very I don't like transgender. I do like

Transsexual is way better. Yes, more salacious. Just like I say instead of gender confirmation surgery. I see sex change because it just sounds Yeah, that's old school. I like that better. Yeah, I read Rich Voss says transy Okay, so nobody says that It's not a word at all. That's not a thing. It's not even a slur Talking about under the hood of his car. He just couldn't get transsexual out with his teeth. I think Transy How you doing down there you good I'm good. I was literally shooting a solo when you called

shooting a solo. Yeah, that's masturbating. No, I was literally jacking it when you called like I swipe your name up so I could look at the porn. What do you do? You lay down or you stand up? I was laying down because I was jerking off between filmings to like get like a super hard on. So I wasn't like in pose mode. I was like hunched over and just jerking off dead-eyed.

But then, and then I posed when I turned the camera back on to show the peen. And then this just goes on the internet? Yeah, it goes on my website, ts-baileyj.com. Bingo, most popular website out there, right? It was up there for a while. I don't know what the stats are now, but I remember being astounded when I heard the traffic,

because it's just a sight of me. It's not like a bevy of transsexual beauties. Yeah. Are you worried about future employers seeing this? No. I'm fucked. This is... There's no Plan B. I'm not becoming a kindergarten teacher.

Bailey, I was going to join your site. Do you do you bang dudes on it too? Or is it just solo stuff? So I've topped. I topped a few dudes. I topped a few trans dudes. I topped a few trans girls. And then I bottomed with Matt and I bottomed with this ginger twink like a few months back. That's the one I saw, I think the loud bottom one, the skinny. with Matt and I bottomed with this ginger twink like a few months back. That's the one I saw, I think the loud bottom one, the skinny. He like was it like a redheaded little twink? He's real skinny with a mustache. Yeah, yeah, that's got to be it.

So but you don't like you. You like you like twinks. Oh, well, no, I like I My taste is so varied it's ridiculous. You like chubby dudes that used to be fat? Yes. Well, so here's the thing. I won't eat a fat guy's ass, but I will suck his cock. Nice. Damn.

Will you eat my armpit? Will you do a bagpipe on me? Bagpipe. She knew what it was immediately. Yeah. Oh, yeah it was immediately. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I love you and I hopefully see you soon.

I love you very much. I hope to see you soon too. That would be fantastic. I'm always down here. So next time you're visiting, I know your husband came and saw me, but you didn't come. You never come and see me. Well, I never, I'm always in St. Pete and you met his friend Chinese, right? Yep She's fucking great. But you know, we alternate weeks where we're wild and fuck other people. Oh wow

Yeah, they live it been doing that seven years ago When you lived up in Wapinja Falls, you're a monogamous ass in jump away. It's Tampa like it's Tampa. So there's still glory holes in like porno theater. So you can get those. You can do some dark shit down here. What do you mean a glory?

You can go to a glory home and get your dick sucked. Yeah, I mean, I'm the only one there that even resembles anything that you want to get your dick sucked by. But yeah, Jesus Christ, real ugly people. I got to get booked at side splitters. Yeah, I know. I'm actually going to come the week I'm going to help my no. I open for you.

Can I see? We'll all go. The rest will feature all MC the Transy. We don't even need to go on. I'll pay for my own flight. Put Joe on the poster. How funny would it be if you show up and it's just it's Joe and then me and then Berg finally did numbers.

These guys are just don't get their cocksucked at a rest stop. I would love to walk around the other side of the glory hole and see it was you son of a bitch. I just sucked a roses. Just Bailey's laughing on the other side. Son of a bitch. I just sucked the roses. Just Bailey's laughing on the other side. All right, Bob, I love you. I'll talk to you soon. I love you, too. Make sure I didn't say anything fucked up.

I don't think you did. I think you said you prefer transsexual or transgender. Something about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, yeah, you're good. You're allowed your opinion. I had my mouth. You shoot your mouth off and you shoot your load out. Hey, remember the time? I do, I just did. Remember the time you told me

that you stopped taking hormones and you turned gay for a year? Dude, I haven't taken hormones like since I said that probably. Really? I don't fuck with hormones. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, what is it?

You don't wanna, when you're on your hormones, you wanna get fucked. So it doesn't change the topping or bottoming, but like if I'm not blocking my testosterone and I'm letting it fly free, like I've been for like years now, I'll suck off an Uber driver. Jay.

If I block my testosterone, I make better choices. Joe just got his Uber fucking license. I'm on testosterone too, it makes you insane. You're on testosterone. I've been on it for months It makes you so fucking horny. It's really well brings your sex drive back How much a CC a week I do 25 Whatever it is. I don't know that whatever the needle do you go to the number one you go to 25 2.5. Yeah, whatever Yeah, no no no three times a week what yeah who told you to do that

What are you doing testosterone? That's point. It's maybe it made me lose weight Give me energy on a test that I take testosterone for. That's.75. It made me lose weight. It gave me energy. He takes the same amount of tests that I take. Sheath underwear keeps things dry below the belt with underwear that has pouches.

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The way I live with the little I work out whenever you look good the fact that I'm the way I am is a fucking You don't find yourself getting like Like fucked up in the head, you're not yelling at people and I was already It makes sure it takes your sex drive back though to like 22, I'm not kidding. Yeah, he's really yes Yeah, I don't know if I can do that when you do that and you live with a 50 year old vagina It makes sure it takes your sex drive back though to like 22. I'm not kidding. Yeah. He's really. Yes. Yeah. I don't know if I can do that when you do that. And you live with a 50 year old vagina. It's fine. When you bust a nut, you're not sad after. Really? Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah.

But I'm not you're not sad after because you're fucking a woman. No, that's that is a that is a result of low testosterone. Really? Yeah. Really? Being sad after you bust a nut when you have low T. Yeah. Not because of what I, it's not that I just jerked off to some awful porn. I'm not saying that can't have an effect on it, but I'm saying, I'm dead serious. That sadness and that tired, that like, oh my God.

Really? That's an effect of low testosterone. You sleep better on T, your workouts are better, you got more energy. I mean, I'm still tired a lot. Because I've been in a fog, like, you know, I lost all this weight, your workouts are better, you got more energy. I mean, I'm still tired a lot. Because I've been in a fog. I lost all this weight. But even this morning, I had to push myself to go work out.

You've got to find your dose, though. If my dose is too high, I'll get angry really easily. So if you like, I'm thinking mine was 400. My T is 400. That's too low. Is it? Yeah. You want to be up around a G. Mine's around $750, $800.

I think around there, right? That's basically normal. Do you walk up to people in like, kefifas and start fights with them? A what? You know, the towels they wear. A kefifa? Is that what it's called? What do you call it, Danny? Where is he? He's not here. I think, yeah, it's a kefifa.

Too much, you get aggressive. Yeah, too much, you start a pro-Israel comedy tour. You guys jerk it off more. I heard about the phone call. I heard DeRosa called up. Boss. Do you know any badass Jews? Did you? What did you say? Yeah, because we had to change the name from stand up for Israel because they got really upset.

It was called Bad Ass Jews. What? I called him. I was like, listen, I'm going to buy you know, any bad ass Jews? He immediately gets the he does not find it funny. No. You know what? Let me tell you something. These people don't understand. And he starts on my rich shot up.

I told Aaron the other day, I go, the last time Rich cared about something this much, it was crap. Yeah. Why? It's fucking laser focused. Yeah, I kept sending him terrible. Like you get these things, these things, terrible stuff that they were doing to Jewish people. Yeah. I would anything I got, I would just send to him.

I kept saying he called me goes, You got to stop sending this. It's fucking making me furious. Yeah. I was. Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, yeah. We rich and I talk and we both go. We get real fired up. I mean, you get fired up. You get fired up. Oh, here he is, sure. Oh, yeah. Rich and I talk and we both go. We get real fired up. I mean, you get fired up. You get fired up. Oh, here he is, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen. Right on time.

Well, I probably should wait for the intro. It's going to take a couple of hours. Wait. Here he comes. Keith Robinson, everybody. Why do you always got to have a fucking assistant? I know. Come over here. Sit over here, Reg. What's up, Reg?

What's up, man? Why do you always have to have a gunga din with you? Huh? Well... Well, we didn't know you were coming. Stop acting like you're famous. Yeah, he's... Nobody knows you.

I'm going to have to fucking tell everybody in the fucking comments, no, that's Keith's friend. He's from Philly. He's doing well. He got into the cellar last year. He's in his 40s. He lost weight, he gained weight. He thought he was gonna get a hit,

and he put the weight back on when it didn't pan out. What, 36? Listen, Fatso, just wait a second. I thought you were a kid still when I met you. No, he's not. Yeah. Yeah, when you met him 15 years ago when he came here. It was 12 years ago.

Esti just passed him a week ago. Getting him a mic. Oh, I'm limping out of here. Well, you need them. They're getting you a hangover. I know. I told you. I told them.

It's hot as balls in here. He's wearing fucking nine jackets. No, it's hot. It's not. He's wearing fucking nine jackets. Oh, it's hot. Cheap ass is fucking hot. You look like you're working security at a Drake concert. Are you in front of the pussycat from 10 to 11? Yeah. Shut up now. Get over here. Come on.

I got three people coming to door number 12. Yo, where's Liz? Where's Liz? We got a guy with a Kendrick hat on. Keep eyes. He caught me up here, bitch. I got three people coming to door number 12. Yeah, whiz Liz whiz Liz We're gonna go with a Kendrick hat on keep eyes Yeah, of course he did he brought you up in a fucking chit chat We think you want your insight on the Israeli-Palestine conflict Just hobbled up a whole staircase I was I was singing your praises about how good you did on the Mark Twain thing. Trashing Kev. They had no idea. They had no idea you were on it.

Kev doesn't deserve the Mark Twain award for fucking ride along two. You just took my pit. I said that. I said that. Yeah, I know and I reset it. I redid it. I stole it right in front of you. You know who it is now. You know DeRosa ate an armpit once for 15 minutes? That was me. No, no, Bobby did that. He's just switching bits. How was your set, man? What?

How was your set? What set? Your comedy set you just did. What are you, first time in comedy? What the fuck is this? How'd you do? Because I don't believe you did well. And I want to hear about it. Have fun. I hope you knew.

You know, I hope I had a good time. I hope you knew shit stinks. No, it's really good. Is it really? Yeah. I don't have any shit with the fuck. Oh, shit. All right. Well, yeah, they're going to. What are we all talking about? We're talking about. Yes. Yes. At length. Yeah. shit All right

How'd you know We called Bailey J up I started puffing up in that fucking seat over there Which was talking about going to the glory holes Jay's DeRosa's on T, man Testosterone not tranny's He was on a T. He was on a Bailey J. Bailey J. Bailey J. Don't look out. Reggie's right in his phone. Reggie. Look it up, baby. Sam J's sister. Bailey J is the gateway drug of transsexual women. Once you

pop that, you're not going back. Yeah. You're searching for the unicorn. Yeah. Yeah. Well, scroll down a couple of photos. She got a bigger dick than you kid. Next thing you know, you're 50 grand short and you're at a fucking rest stop in Tampa. Oh god damn. Reggie really does look like an Uber driver. I'm checking ways right now. Oh shit. Yeah, there you go. You like it? I'm gay.

No, you're not. Straight men like trans women. Yeah. Joe. All right, well, sorry, I'm back in 2013. Yeah. No, no, I'm serious. Straight men almost. I am serious. Are you serious about it? Yeah. Yeah. Love them. Almost exclusively, straight men only like trans women.

It's what trans men. It's what straight men are into. Gay men are not into. I'm not saying no gay men. I'm saying there is a there is a thing. There is something called. Yeah. No, no, no, they've done like studies on it. No, I don't know fuck what study you can't Okay, stop stop stop stop your special isn't out on Netflix yet chill out before you Robinson is an ally. Yeah, you just were on the rock twin stage, stupid. You're right, you're right. I love training. Aw, shit.

Chappelle actually made a joke about it that was funny. You were just about to go, fuck those. Yeah. Just gave an award of a guy that used to say the N word to a black guy. Don't say anything fucked up about trans people. You're progressive. Yeah, dude. Keith, did you cry up there? What? Don't say they fucked up about trance people your progressive

Keep did you cry up there what given does you cry at any point? I heard they were singing your praises the whole show He said one of the best sets. That's what I heard. Yeah, I mean I turned it off after yeah Yeah, we they said that you did a great job at the mark. Did you get emotional? No, no, you mentioned big J I don't like trans J. I don't like trans women. I don't like Mark Twain women. Clip that. That's the clip of the week. But save it. Save this episode for when a special comes out on Netflix.

I want it to fucking go away. I want your fucking career to die. Comic, born before cancel culture gets canceled. Oh my god. So how did it feel? Was you emotional? Was you nothing? Why didn't you button your jacket if you were hot? I'm trying to hide your fat.

I'm not that hot anymore. I actually cooled off. Where's the water at? Yeah, we got water. We got water. It was never this hot up here. What happened, Bobby? We're redoing the whole studio.

We're recreating the Comedy Cellar table over here. But they're... No, you're not. There we are. Look right there. Look, look behind you, stupid. Look. I can't turn.

What? You can't turn. How do you drive? I love that they gave you the worst pictures. Repetitial! Those are the exact, those are replicas. With the exception of Manny. Look how he walked that back

well this guy founded the whole thing you know but everybody else who is everybody else this is obvious those are Ava I know but weren't the ones downstairs pictures of comics and stuff or no it's the replica of what's downstairs okay these are all the same OK, I thought it was drawings of comics. Let him have a laugh, asshole. I would if it was funny, asshole. You're like, oh, no, that's a real. I really did get serious. Really started defending drawings.

That one of Keith Robinson playing a small guitar is great. That's what Keith, that's what he didn't do comedy. He played the oog. Remember guitar acts? Remember guitar acts. Piccolo member guitar acts sitting with two of them. They're still around. They got news for you. Oh, they really are. Guitar acts are the worst guitar acts. Remember, that was a big thing. I haven't seen one. Demetri and

Zach were the two that thought were funny because they just told jokes while they played music. Kevin Solomon. I don't know, Kevin. It was a Sullivan. I don't know Kevin. It was a kid named Aaron that I started with. He was pretty funny. John Joseph was funny. He just said Aaron. His name was Aaron.

He had long hair. He was funny. Stop justifying my statement, please. Can you stop? Let me just let my statement lie. I named two famous people. Yeah, he said it. Six Pennsylvania comedians that play guitar. He named a guy named Aaron. His name was Aaron. Aaron Snipples. He was good. He was great. He tore up that Raven Lounge on a Wednesday. Adam Sandler was a guitar act. Yeah. Who's

that guy Steve something? He was on the ONA tour. Yeah, Adam. Who's a Steve, what was that guy, Steve something? He was on the ONA tour. I'm gonna look it up. Oh, Steve Lynch. Steve Lynch was good. Steve Lynch, yeah. He was pretty good. Joe didn't think he was good.

No, I like Steven Lynch. I forgot about Steve. Yeah, I don't know where he went. Guitar acts really digs. Does he still tour and stuff? I don't think so. I feel like he's- I think guitar acts kind of fell off.

He was huge. I bet he made his money and he's like I'm done. I'm good. He was like he was like in that like carrot top thing of like he's this guy over here that is massive. Yeah, and he probably made his money and was like alright. I'm good like like remember how Jeff Dunham was like where it was like He was still big though. He's still I'm just saying like before anybody knew who he was. He was massive With an audience, you know, there are guys like that. You know, Russell Peters is like that. I didn't know that the the Ginnard done dude was an act. I thought that was like real for a long time. You thought it the cable guy? Yeah, I thought he was just doesn't know just

how he was. Yeah, you know, it's forever. The one of the first things I wrote things I ever did was I went on the road with a tell when I first moved to New York, I was like a year and a half in, so I didn't know anything. And he told me that he told me in Big J that he's like, you know, he's not like that, right? He's a regular guy. And he like told us about the and we're it was like, I felt like I was like led into like a secret society. Like I was so young in comedy. Dan learned that. I just found out like a year ago. He was talking regularly. I was like what the fuck Dan Whitney? Yes, that's why Dan Whitney. I don't give a fuck Guess what else Keith? Well, you know Larry the Cable Guy's get Mark Twain Award next year

You want to go give another speech jackass Guess what else, Keith? Nobody will ever talk about you like this on a podcast. Nobody will ever say, you know what was good? You know what was good? That hurt? Keith Robinson. Nobody will ever.

Whoa, what the fuck? I want to talk about something. I want to talk about something. I'm glad you're both here. Who? These two. Whoa. These two.

Whoa. These two. Whoa. Nice from Philly. By the way, why are you here? I'm here to're both here. Who? These two. Whoa. These two, whoa! These two. Whoa! The guys from Philly. By the way, why's your admission suddenly work?

Is it? Fuck it, you are a cheap little fucking cunt. I'm not fucking cheap, is it working? Reggie does HVAC in the day. I did, before I came. I'm glad you two Philly guys are here. Uh huh. Thank you. I went to are here. Nice, thank you.

I went to your special. And. The tone, the tone is terrible. Yeah, whatever, I went to your special. And I was excited to go to your special, because I seen you working on it for a long time and you were killing it, it was good to see you. And Bob, let me say this.

Let him compliment you, he's about to compliment you. No, no, no, no, no. I am. Yes, I am. I know where this is going. I feel like I know where this is going. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna... But I'm gonna say this. Yeah? Robert Kelly is the first person that got on stage.

Because his show was on empty. And had confidence. Do y'all still have that on? Okay. I went on the stage for the first time and Bob's show. Bob, do you still have the bomb towel that y'all used to wrap around the microphone? Yeah, you'll get it.

Okay, cause he needs it. That story's stoned. Where is the bomb bandana? But that's a true story. What was, what are you saying? I was the, what? When I first decided to get back on stage for the first time. Was my show.

On your show. That's correct. Because, say the second part. Because the show was empty. I had no confidence. There you go, you know what I mean? I had no confidence. It makes sense now, it bothers me.

Listen to me, I'm at your special. I mean, I was so excited to be there. And I, you know, I walked in first. You know, I mean, I'm one of your oldest friends, I would say. In the biz. Yeah. Yeah. I think me, you, Norton Voss, Colin, spit it out, Bobby. Say what you want to say. I walked in. They're like, just sit down.

I'm like, I was expecting maybe, hey, Bobby's here. We got seats for you over here, right? They're like, no, just go sit. So I go over and there's just a table of... Be black. Black. So anyways, I go over to the other side. I sit down, whatever, I'm sitting.

I know all these fucking guys. They're friendly. I was happy to see all side. I sit down, whatever, I'm sitting, I know all these fucking guys. I was happy to see all these people show up for Keith. So many comics. It was a papered room, I mean don't, you know. A bunch of tourists. When we see Louis Sick Kays. Sick Kays.

He definitely had, this is where I thought you was gonna go, but you found it back down. His machine come in and take photos. I'm not done with it. OK, OK. Tickets had an Applebee's coupon on the back of them. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Make sure you stop by dueling pianos on your way out. So I sit down.

I'm ready for the show. And it starts. And then you come out. And that little dude walked you out with a Scally cap. Kevin Hart? Wanda Sykes. Show some respect. Whatever.

Wanda walks you out. It was really sweet. She walks you out. She gets you down to the stage because you had to take a step. You know what I mean? She gets you down there, you sit there, and you're killing, you're doing your thing. But they were fucking, all your friends from Philly were screaming and yelling, woo yeah! Yeah, you speaking God, that's the truth!

Godfather, go OG! OG, in the middle of your fucking special. Nobody said that. I fucking, let me tell you something, 100% they did. You heard that in your razor's head. Is it in my head, my Boston head? That's what I heard. Buddy, I'm sitting there, listen,

it was like being in a movie theater. I, at one point. What's that supposed to mean? I'm walking off if he got it. One more, Keith. I was that supposed to mean I'm walking off if he got one more keys. Here's the thing I'll keep doing nine more Dude i'm sitting to the point where I was like turned around. I was like hey man He's filming this fucking thing. You're kind of stepping on it with screaming shit out You know what I mean? Like it was like it was like my attention was off of you and kept going, what'd he say?

What was that? That was your inner manager, like you wanted to kick everybody out. I just was so, like this is a moment for him. He's filming a Netflix special, he's killing, and every other fucking joke, someone had to scream some shit out. And it is the white guy,

because I'm thinking of the white editor that has the editor's. And I was like, God damn it, I gotta, OG, what does OG mean? Really? Nah, Keith had, that was the most Philadelphia, I've seen it. It was a lot of Philly in there. Lot of Philly.

Throve up. Philly's who I am. My name is my name. What? My name. My name. Say his name. What? My name. My name. Say his name.

Keith Robinson? Yeah. Listen, I don't know what that means. They probably were. That was the first show, Bobby? Second. Oh, the second show. OK.

Second show, it's like, listen, man, I know all these guys. I love all these guys. But they're every, that's it. Yeah. OG. You got to do it. He's the OG. And I'm like, I, gee. You got the oh gee. And I'm like, I'm trying to get to the next bit. And people are just screaming.

You got to go to more black shows, Bobby. Buddy, even at the black shows, it's a. I've been to two. Bobby's used to his shows where they yell Trump 20, 24 throughout the set. You fucking cuck. Look at me. You live lib-tard-cock. You lib-tard-cock. I like it.

I like it. You fucking middle of Pennsylvania lesbian. Wait, Bobby, why are you don't embrace the OG? Do you consider yourself an OG? I don't mind a couple things. No, I'm saying, do you consider? But it's his night. Oh, I get that.

You're night. You're making it about you. It's like some white chick going, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I get that. I get that. You're making it your night. You're making it about you. It's like some white chick going, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. Oh, that's true. You know what I mean? Woo.

It's the same shit. It's way cooler than that. Oh, that's true. 100% way cooler. I mean, OG's way cooler than you. Woo. Wait. There was so many fucking screams and yells and shit,

yelling shit out during your special. Nobody heard anything in it. And so I let me tell you something. I live the both of them. Nothing. Everybody heard it. I said, sorry, they edited out. The Boston Races. It's not. I was talking to Big J about it.

Well, that's that's you. They not doing yourself any favors in the not racist department. Come on, say Sherrod or something. Wait, Bobby, do you consider yourself an OG? Are you an OG? Original gastrointestinal surgery. To the young whites, are-U-O-G. I don't know if I can say that.

Yeah, you are. What do you mean? But if they were yelling out during my special, I'd put them in there and go, hey, calm down. Stop ruining the special. You would say something. When you're doing a special, I'm not talking about a show. Oh, I know that.

I know that. I'm not talking about a show. The only one I yelled out was Yamanaka was laughing loud. That's the only one I heard. Nope. My whole section behind me was yelling shit out. Was anybody getting up laughing like they were on fire running around? Probably Derek. Keith didn't do a card trick. He didn't levitate.

Oh, shit! I didn't hear it, though. You didn't hear it because you're old. No, on the edit, people had told me. Alright, I'm just saying, it was like distracting to me. Well, see my special on Netflix, Julie Lennon. Hey, yeah, oh, gee.

I I guarantee that editor fucking pulled his hair out trying to edit that fucking video. Well, we should get it's not hard to get in touch with the editor. Let's call him and ask him. Yeah. Who is the editor? You think he's got time for a phone

call going through that thing? I bet every fucking keep bringing coming up to 72 hours. We're all the way. Comics don't bringing it. Wait, wait. 72 hours working to rob a... Older white comics don't consider themselves OGs? What? Older white comics don't consider themselves OGs? No, no, no, no, not about it.

I'm not listening. No, wait, 10, 12 more years. I'm a triple OG. Bobby's in a different boat. I'm a triple OG. Well, I know Keith is... He came from Philly and was part of the monumental move from Philly and the whole culture followed him.

Boston. But so many bigger, better comics came out of Boston. No, not bigger, funnier. That's true. Wait, Philly Stinks. Wait, I was making a fat joke about you. Philly's retarded comics. I get that one, but then you made it better. Oh, wait. Bobby, you've helped younger comics, right? You

Bobby you've helped younger comics, right? I have so you're the OG But I'm not gonna call myself OG and if you have my special as I'm not talking about this You say it girl You would love it. You'd love it. You go girl pre Bobby preach preach it If I made anybody that excited, I'd be very happy. I listen I understand it, but I mean guys don't look at Bobby as og Yeah, see three autistic Three semi-retarded kids Thanks for letting us in Bobby. We go bowling with rails. It really fell off over there. Remember Gabby used to be over there? Like hot chicks over there? Hot chicks.

Oh my god it stinks. These are your young bucks. Bobby take us to Dave and Buster's. I get I get impressed them with tinfoil. Oh, my God. Listen, I'm just saying it was telling you wasn't a problem. I talked to more than one person that was at the special going, all right. Shut the fuck up. Let him tell his jokes. Yeah, I didn't hear that. Did you go to the special? The road? So did you go? I was there. I didn't go. I was you go to the special? DeRosa, did you go? I was there. No, I didn't go. Why?

I was home for Christmas already. I was there. Am I right? I'm sad I didn't go. Where are you yelling at? You were one of them. No, no, no. I know Keith's crowd from Philly, some of them,

that's probably their first comedy show, right? Yeah. Yeah, so they don't have comedy show etiquette. Be honest with me. Was there a lot of screaming and yelling in Yeah. Yeah, so they don't have comedy show etiquette. Be honest with me. Was there a lot of screaming and yelling in between jokes? No, I don't think so. You're lying.

I only heard yelling when he first came out. I didn't hear it. You can't hear. I'm sad I didn't go, man. Screaming. After every joke. Did you sing? It's like an exaggerreaming. After every joke. Did you? Saying, saying stuff like what? It's like an exaggeration.

Oh my god. I think he would have said something. Hold on, hold on. Show your white mouth. What? You can't say that. Yeah, don't let him talk to you young bucks like that, Bobby. Coming out, Keith.

You don't talk to me. You don't talk to me. Crack ass white mouth, Nate. Listen, let's go, Keith. Let's go. Let's go. Because we think we thought he was going to fall the whole game. We thought he was going to fall the whole special.

All right, so you guys are just encouraging him to not fall asleep on stage. Keep standing. You stand up. Yo, stay awake, Coach Keith. Stand up, Keith. Keep your eyes open, dude. Hello?

Yeah. That was good. I got to say, you're special. You really did knock it out of the fucking park. And, you know, it's what it is. I got to, you know, I do what I do. They call me Standing O, Keefe Robinson. Nobody calls you that.

They call you Barely Standing O. Nobody calls you that. He's standing O. O, that's got to hurt. Ah. You stinkin'. Don't talk to my Jewish little guys like that. They're your young bucks. Call them your young bucks.

I'm not calling them young bucks. Joe got young bulls? No, I don't. He's got, he's got. Joe, somebody is looking up to you. No, man, I roll solo, dude. No, but you've helped younger comics though. Both of you helped younger comics.

Yeah, I helped Dan Soder, and he scooted right past me that cocksucker. I remember putting Shane Gillis on Mondays. To this day, to this day when I took, Shane's one of my best friends to this day, he'll be like, remember when I came to your show in Lancaster, dude? You don't fucking remember, do you? No, I was nobody then. I'm like, you fucking asshole. Because his eyebrow thing? You yeah, yeah, yeah, I should have put that fucking idiot on stage. What can I do? I thought the cart boy from the supermarket

Yeah, thanks kid, thanks for coming out I think they have a special chair for you Thanks, kid. Thanks for coming out. I think they have a special chair for you. So, Keith, everybody that Bob Everhoud was podcast has passed them. They pass them like not everybody. Now, I'm still here. Not everybody. All right. Not all of them, Keith. Except Joe.

I stink. I stink. Berg just lapped me. I stink. I do such bad numbers. Gino Biscotti's about to pass. That's doubtful. I stink. How do you know who's passing?

Like how do you... Just look at their money. Yeah. Their followers. Yeah, look at the clubs they're playing. Look at it. Oh, not clubs. Theaters.

Not even theaters. Arenas. Oh, yeah. OK, OK, OK. I've never did an arena. You will. What? Why did you say that like we didn't know?

When, like, when people? Why'd you say that like you thought we'd be Yes, of course, but people are coming in to sit down. You've never seen a show in an arena. I performed in arenas with Dane I opened for an arena act. I Worked it. I know I did a couple with the jokers and then it was right back to fucking Poughkeepsie The worst part about working with an arena act is the flight home in zone three. Oh.

Dude, I swear to God, when I did the arena shows with the Jokers, they gave me travel stipends. I just bought first class. I was like, I don't care if I don't make any money. My brain can't take. The zone three? I was like, I'm not doing it. I'm sitting in first class.

Dude, I left Dane's tour. I was on a G5 every night. I was in the Four Seasons. I had to go do, I think, Magoobies. I remember when they were calling Zones, and I just kept looking down at Zone 3. And they were like, Zone one, zone two, and then zone three. But I was last on zone three and there wasn't any room for my bag.

There's never room for your bag. You're like, you're like, they're like zone. Hold on. Hold on. Crippled zone now. All active service members. People that watched Bobby last night. Audience members. Have you ever had that? Oh, the audience in the airport. They were great. They're in the

first and you they're like, yeah, man. And then you're going to walk by them and they look up and they go, yeah, it's called going home from Skank Fest. Yeah. Every year I did that with fucking at a thank God I got first class. I told Don we were going to just for laughs one year I go go, I want first class there and back, whatever it costs. I'm not doing that again. I am not walking by fucking Jared Freed in first class again.

And that's when Michelle Wolf, just new comic, first class. I was like, ah, she's gonna walk by me. This is gonna be great. She sat in front of me and I was like, what? I always wanted to go. You're not supposed to be here. I did this so you'd walk by me.

I remember that story. That first class is only like 50 bucks extra to buy it. Say, yeah, to my air Canada. Oh, yeah. Who skank festival? Not the last one, the one before. I see Shane and O'Connor. And we're on the same flight. I'm like, all right, cool.

So they call first class, I see Shane going, I'm like, motherfucker. And I'm like, well, O'Connor won't be on first class. And then I walked in, O'Connor's on first class too, right? And I walk past them, and I'm like, son of a bitch. And I sit down, I mean, I shot of them though. And Shane's like turning around like making fun of me. And I text him and I go, I don't like this at all.

I fucking hope you get sucked out of the window or whatever, right? And he didn't respond. Oh! He just fucking let me sit in it for I was like, God damn it. We did that. One of the ONA tours. We were all I think it was Jim, Jim and Opie and Anthony were in first class. And then all of a sudden there was so many open

seats in first class and they upgraded Patrice. And I was like, oh shit. Then they upgraded Voss. And then Jim used his miles to upgrade Kenny. There was one seat left and I'm like, it's mine. Cause I'm next in line. They upgraded Kenny and Kenny walked over and goes, sorry Bob. And just, it was just me alone in fucking aisle 23 by myself.

And the whole show was in first class. They kept sending me back treats from first class. They're like, sir, this cookie's for you. This key lime pie they sent. I was like, I don't want it. I want my biscuit. Just give me my fucking zone three biscuit. I don't want it.

You know what? Actually, I do. Actually, give it back. Yeah, please. No, that sucks. Oh, man. Yeah, it's a you. But you you have a weird thing, man. You called a stroke, man. Guys mean he's a hotel guy. I'm telling you, he'll shit on my whole. The first time we were in fucking this one one I found out about his weird hotel thing I don't know if you know this we stop waving yourself like a fucking here. I relax. We're all men We're not doing this stop doing it. What do you want a fan? You gave your girl? Yeah, take the heat

Yes, I do do it. Can you make a fan for Joe, please? Can you get some fans? Where's that comment? That has to say which is Dave? Mehran Mehran get me right up here What's that comment that has to say? What's his name? Mehran. Mehran. Get Mehran up here. What are his fans?

We went to Amsterdam. They put us in the Ibis, which is like a little tiny Amsterdam hotel. I'm fine. Oh, that's a hotel. OK. I'm fine. This guy was so fucking infuriated.

And then I went into his room. He had his t-shirts over the pillow. You took the pillowcases off, and you put your own t-shirts over the pillow. You took the pillow cases off and you put your own t-shirts over the pillow because it was disgusting to you. But then what do you wear for shirts? You're using your shirts. Yeah. Then what do you wear? Seriously, what did you do for shirts then? I wear the same shirt. But it's touching the pillow. That's grosserer than that's worse

Did you ever think hey stupid you ever think of getting a towel and putting it over the pillowcase and maybe the towels That's some old prison shit Keith. Yeah, dude. What was that? What is that? And what it is then? Wait, is this a white t-shirt? I hate shitty hotels. Yeah, what do you do? I don't like shitty hotels. I'll leave a hotel now. You went to Aruba and spent all your money on the Four Seasons. Oh, that's nice. And Ritz-Carlton. Miss Brian Tutz. You went to Aruba and lost money.

Why, you're the one... Perfect, thank you. ...Vacation. What? You're the one on the vacation. you vacation what are you the land of vacation you can't stay in a you can't stay in a Marriott but the force yeah but it's a it's a you always stay you have to stay in the fanciest hotel when you go that's that's that's dumb no no there's nice enough and then there's like and then there's nice but then there's no I need prove a point, which is dumb. No, they have to tell somebody got bed bugs and that shit.

Fuck me up. Well, yeah, that's gross. Yeah, that was gross. I'm not saying I've never walked out of a hotel, but I'm saying like a Marriott is fine. Well, it gets fine. I stand. We're in school. OK. Why? That's why you still live in a studio. Yeah. Blackwood, New Jersey. Maybe. I remember when he told us he has a penthouse apartment and he's on zoom and we're

looking out and he is the second floor and this it's all Toyotas and Hondas in this fucking parking lot. You don't have a fucking penthouse, you live on the second floor, dumb dumb. Maybe it's a two floor building. Yeah, not the penthouse, it is a two floor building. There's no penthouse. Penthouse.

It's not the penthouse, it's the second floor. It's the top building. The guy that goes on last is the headliner, you know? I heard, this is a disturbing thing I heard about you. What? And it kind of shocked me. What? That there's a thing out, I don't know if you heard it, it's called Fatty's for Palestine.

It's a real thing. Look it. Ugh. Look at. Ugh. And Keith is... Keith has started his own organization called Strove Victims for Palestine. Why is there a watermelon on it? Jesus Christ.

We wanted to keep with the theme. Oh, the fatties have a watermelon. I thought that was a racial thing. All right, sorry. Well, I mean, you can do with what you want. Why did not I see the fatties? Comedy is subjective. Comedy is subjective. The people watching the show might think.

There was chicken on the first side. One of his young boys made that. Keith, you want me to sock one of them? Well, the little one wanted to put a fried chicken wing on it. I was like, that's too far. There was an EBT card on the third one. One of his fucking young fellas did this, Keith. Let me know which one you want me to sock.

One of the young bucks that follows the OG Bobby. See, there's the OG. You better fuck him up. I'm going to fuck one of you up for doing this to Keith. Can you imagine? Oh, shit. Can you imagine being a Palestinian? Your home and school was just blown up.

You're like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. You look out here, and he's fucking stroke victim. Tops is shit. I'm like, I just finished. I just polished of a box of crumpets. But I share with you guys. It's like you fucking asshole. Look at these fucking fat.

I mean, what? I mean, my God Almighty. This is could you miss the point any more than this? These fatties. But now he's for a free ballast. We have stroke stroke is the palace. Put that sign in front of you. You know, no one's going to yell at Keith.

Why don't you take a free flight to Gaza? That's hilarious. Stroke victims of Palestine is the first class. Oh, look at that. They want to free the Gaza chicken strip. It's getting a little fucking ridiculous. Oh, I want to see. Look at this. They started Excel.

Six. There's no there's no largest. There's not a lot of these on the site. It's all XL enough Your size sold out grab a blanket spray paint it He's why you against your brothers I mean Venus stroke victim Palestine I mean, it's stroke victim for Palestine. Palestine. They really laughed. I can tell they laugh drawing this. He was talking about it all day.

He was so excited for the bit to who did it. I told me he was doing it. It was his idea. Yeah. Oh, oh, to be here, and he wanted that sign made. He told me that that was happening. Oh, he shout that one of them did it. No, no, no. That's hilarious. Fatty's for a free Palestine.

Hilarious. They're going to like, can we send some of your Doritos? Hold on a second. Yeah, they're dropping food in Palestine, and these fatties are taking it. It's not Hamas. All right, that's it for me. I did my bit, I'm happy.

Good night. Where are you going? Who's that guy? Palestine. I thought it was Josh Adam Myers. He's singing over there? Come on, you gotta get it on. You look like you fucked the sitar music.

All right, you're done. We go. Where are you going? You're tired. Yes, I'm a stroke victim. Yeah. I'm a palace. Do you? He's been out of the march all day. It's exhausting.

So you just. Not a victim. You were asking for it. So he's right. So you. So you just wanted to do this to piss off us. You're not pro Palestine. It's for we got the wrong Jew. Yeah.

Boss Boss said he was boss would have been angry. Let's call boss real quick. Where? Where? I thought he was. I thought he was coming to come. Boss would have been angry. Let's call Boss real quick. I thought he was coming. Look at Ralphie May eat. Boss was supposed to come, but he fucking canceled. Why did he cancel? Because he's funny.

He golfed all day. Yeah, a guy who's, why don't you spend some more time walking with the Jews? Here we go. There we go. I hope Bonnie lets him answer. We're watching Baby Reindeer. Don't answer it. Oh, Baby Reindeer is great.

You guys watch it? You see the girl is out and doing interviews? Wild, man. Yeah, wild. Like, we're talking about a great thing for the show. Yeah. She's doing, they're paying her to make appearances. Yeah, that wild like we're talking about a great thing for the show. Yeah, she's doing They're paying her to make appearances. Yeah, that's wild. Have you watched it? You know what we're talking about

TV Netflix no name number reason I can't stand name number Well, I hope your organization I hope it I hope it does well. How many other people are involved? Three. It's Sinbad. You Sinbad. You Sinbad. Who else? And the lead singer of The Strokes. Me Sinbad and Charles Walden.

You think that Voss is getting a little carried away with his? You think that you think that Voss is getting a little carried away with his. You haven't done much. He's posting a little too much. Did you see his fucking his Jewish lion that he put up? Oh, my God. I mean, a muscley lion. It's a muscley lion. No, what is it? Can I say?

Bring up a really muscley blue and No, what is it? Can I see it? Bring up Voss. It's a really muscly blue and white lion. And it has the star. He's real, he lives at the Western Wall. Oh, let me see this. It's a big lion. Voss would literally hang out with a leader of Hamas if he had a good golf course to be on. Maybe we can work it out.

My friend, you have to come to Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. He's a good guy. Not all of them are bad. Yeah, he's a god fucking boss. I love that, you know, Bonnie has the, there it is right there, look at that. Boss, thanks.

Oh my god. It's a real life, Bobby. Oh my god. Israel makes lions like that in a lab. Yo. First comment, Gomez. This is cringe. First comment, Lewis.

Shit's on. Dude's been juicing with Rogan and Cigarra. You know that our boy over here is on testosterone. You take tea? No. Why take tea? No. Why? Why? Because it gives me energy.

It's good. You need it. It's good for you. Oh, wait. I mean, if anybody needed testosterone, it is Jodorosa. I look like I take it. Well, what is it called? Testosterone.

Yeah, for testosterone pills? It's something your body makes. Well, yeah, but you can take a pill. Here's why you look like that. Because you quit drinking. Oh, really? And you don't know how to fight the demons anymore. So you lift weights every day.

I'm pretty miserable. I still drink, so fuck that. You feel happy? Yeah, I'm having a good time. What about the morning? Do you feel happy in the morning? Let's be honest. I'm grumpy, but I'm not as depressed as you.

You can put any word on it you want. OK, you just feel like shit in the morning, no matter what. You're saying nobody feels good. No, no, no. Grumpy, but I'm not as the press you could put any word on it you want Matter what you say nobody feels no no no I don't feel no I I of course if I drink too much I'm a hangover, but yeah, I do not do that. What about that depression that where you like? What did I say who's this dude in my bed Irish called the fear? Yeah, I get that sometimes you've never taken tea No, you don't need tea for what? Yeah He does you need to you soft now Soft man. Yeah, you're a man. You went bitch man. Yeah, you're bitch now Bitch now, what's the name of your special? I'm bitch now. Yeah

I'm bitch now show the lip of Keith Throwing his cane for somebody to get twice on the Mark Twain award It was a pretty G move you threw your cane. You don't remember What It's the thing you steal in your two-bedroom apartment It's the thing you steal in your two bedroom apartment There's no way You have a two bedroom on the second floor of a wrong. It sounds nice

Pen out. Have you been to his house? Reg? No, I would never What so why would I go to Keith's house? Yeah, he's got a good point And nobody goes to your house Yeah, I do remember you saying that when goes to your house. And a lot of bitches there. Yeah. Oh, I do remember you saying that when you first moved in. There was a lot of bitches. A lot of bitches. You still have bitches coming over?

Sometimes. Yeah, you banging? No. No, you're ex- you know what? It's flopping, huh? You're making me tired right now. I know. There's not a lot of bitches.

There's one bitch and a lot of mirrors. No. No. He just called you a bitch. Keith is weak right now. We should just attack Keep lost his shit Kryptonite Keith he's fucking weak. Come on. Okay, that's why I'm ready up to defend force me to come up. Yeah It is hot

You're blowing training That's your that cools me off. Yeah, this is a hazard, Bobby. A nice hot dick cools Joder as well. A nice, refreshing pocketball. But the cum just waft by you for the breeze? Oh, that's good. All right, well...

I'm gonna have a heat stroke. Yeah, I hope you have another stroke. You'll get another special. All right, well, Keith, special's coming out when? June 10th. Yeah, Keith, tell them, let's go! 11th early. 11th.

Shut up. The new Juneteenth. What's the? June 11th. What is the name of the special? Different Strokes. Good name. That's a good name.

Good name. And now. Well, they had two. that too yeah we got it we understand it and you didn't come up with it it's a nice now you different strokes to rule the world yes so it comes out then and you're excited about it are you gonna tour I don't know what do you mean you don't know you should come to Tampa with us. These guys are gonna suck off trannies Wait a minute, and that's what I call them trannies right? No, no transgender or transsexual gender or transsexual or if you're washing calm transis If you're washing all my pressers all my pressers. He's booking transis in the tents at Columbia.

What do you call him? What do you call him? Don't say it. Don't say it. Why? You got a Netflix special behind it. Keith, I hate to compliment you. This is awesome. Yeah. Watch a little bit. Put your headphones on. This is great, man. a little bit put your headphones on I don't have a I don't have a headphone. It's all right. Okay. I can't here. I seen it over I can't look at myself. Yeah, Keith. What are you the public? We go turn it up

Don't turn that shit up. Oh look a little cat. Oh, I gotta watch it. Oh shit. It's Kane Phil I gotta watch it. Oh shit, it's Kane Phil. My cane just fell. I need help. Who wrote that bit? Who wrote that, Nicky Glazer? I need help, Don Tank. Oh, he's crying.

I knew it was emotional. Adam Blackstone, man, how about it? What the fuck is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Play it, play it. That's how you do it, Keith. Play it again. Just play it. Oh my God, Keith.

Not the bit again, you fucking autistic. That is magical. Adam Blackstone, man, how about it? Keith, you threw it at his head. Play it. Look at the little girl covering her ears like your audience. Oh yeah. She was plugging her ears. It took you Kane.

Hey, hey. Give him his Kane. He's got to be in Ride Along 3. I'm sorry, man. You know, that was wrong. That was wrong. He's killing. Yeah, he killed.

Oh, that's great. Hey, it's stupid. Kevin's kids hate you, Keith. This is a good thing for you. I love it. It does. This is very special, man. And I really do. And your family, I watch y'all sitting there your son your daughter your son your

Keith didn't prepare shit for this You really just just you win this there I thought you wrote it that's it That's awesome Keith. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. No that's great. That is great. Oh gee. Oh gee. Oh gee. Oh gee.

Oh gee. I get it now. You get it? I get it. See? I get it. Keith Robinson, specials coming out. What do you got Reg?

I'm on the season of Abbott Elementary. That's nice. That's nice. Keith Robinson, specials coming out. What do you got, Reg? I'm on a season of Abbott Elementary. That's nice. What is that? Animals. Oh, Animal Control. I'm on Animal Control.

Dude, Animal Control is one of my favorite shows. Yeah, I'm on it. Me and my son watch it all the time. What do you play? I'm in three episodes. That's great. I play one of the store guys. No shit, that's great.

That's awesome, man. Three episodes, yeah. Great, great. Yeah, man, I've been active. Oh, let's face it, being on TV ain't shit no more. How about you let Reggie have his fucking flowers, man? Shut up. Listen. Yeah, fuck you.

I wanna say this. You gotta outdo me. It's my night. No, dude. Oh, move through the can. Listen. Me or him. Who had two strokes?

Oh, Rich Voss is calling. Oh, dummy's calling. Hang up on him. All right. He can do it, you can't do it. Don't hang up or him. Who had two strokes? Oh, Rich Voss is calling. Oh, dummy's calling. Hang up on him. All right. He can't do it. You can't do it. Don't hang up on him. He gotta go for it.

Keith, come on, man. I feel like Rich is not answering my fucking phone calls. God damn it, Keith. Come on. So he's got, I got Danny Grafman speeded up. Danny, he answers your phone calls all the time. Hello? Yeah, how can I help you?

Why the fuck are you answering Danny's phone calls and you don't answer me? Slow down, you fucking idiot. You called me. Free Palestine. I called you back and you didn't answer. Free Palestine. Free Palestine. Rich, there's stroke victims for Palestine here. I need help. Yeah, he's not for Palestine. He's for Palestine upstairs when he goes down to the cellar. Let's see him say that in front of us. Rich. Rich. Rich. Rich.

The Rose is here. Rich. Oh, Jesus. Hold on. You're gonna slap with a girl with a rich hold on. Rich, I have a hold on a second. I ran into some college female college students today that were oppressors. Do you know any bad ass shoes that I could? Hey, Joe, does Sal know you're doing other podcasts? Hold on. Does Bonnie know you're still't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don'trice. I know Sinbad had a stroke, did he? Yeah. Wow. Oh, what a take away from the fun. First of all, shut up, mumbles. I'm talking to Bobby Kelly. You're a guest. You're a guest.

That's true. You are a guest. Kind of like how Israel is in the Gaza Strip. That's our land. Palestine is a Jewish name. Jodorowsky said, kind of like Israel is in the Gaza Strip. There is no more Gaza Strip. You fucking idiot. I know.

Way to blow up the land you want to take over. It's trouble. So I don't know where you and your people are going to hang your flags now. Maybe at Columbia. But at your house, the good. Well I have not. I have not. I'm just saying that Keith, I think is a little out of line with starting this pro Palestine

stroke victims for Palestine. We think he did it just because the watermelon logo. I think I think he's just doing it to get to you, dude. No, he can't get to me unless he leaves three weeks in advance. Let me tell you something. Listen to me, baby reindeer. I know you're having a good... You're talking about a Netflix show.

No, I am. I call Bobby baby reindeer. He's my little baby reindeer. Shut up. That's more DeRosa than me. You remember when you called the girl when you were in the room with the people that there was a transgender person there and you go, no, I love transies.

Yeah, no, I said I saw the movie where he played a transy or whatever. I wasn't being mean. Oh my God. You made it sound like pansy. It doesn't sound right. Kate Ross. I listened. I just said it. I didn't go to a festival and act out on it. All right. You got a fair point, Juicy. God damn it. So long. So long. He called you Juicy. Ask DeRosa, was his basket that he was left and made in Palestine? I think that.

You stink. You can never come up against me. You'll never come up against me. Shut your stupid mouth, you hunch never come up. You'll never come up against me. Shut your stupid mouth. You hunchback sandwich maker. That's just oh my God. He just gets mean at the end. Yeah, because he's fucking 67. You're back sandwich maker. Jesus.

So you say it was just a great. All right. Well, you're ready. Thank you. Thank you. You got some stuff. What do you got there? Berg?

Nothing. I'm done. I'm just like,. Thank you. You got some stuff. What do you got there, Berg? Nothing. I'm done. I'm just. What the fuck is that? You don't give up on a podcast live. I'm tapping out. I'm I got some road shows. They're all on Aaron Berg dot com. I'm in Dallas this weekend at hyenas. Still about 700 tickets left for the early show.

Seven hundred. You know, there's 700 seaters. No, no. over the shows. Over the shows. Yeah, yeah, there's 700 ticks left for that. I'll be in Rhode Island at that great club. Comedy Connection coming up. The best club in the country, man. I'll be at Side Splitters, and that's all.

I'm gonna try and audition at The Cellar since I'm 51, I think it's my time now. You know what's so funny? They have somebody downstairs who's past at The Cellar who has MS. I'm sorry, so people miss. Why? What's her last name? She's funny. She is great.

She's great. But she she has cerebral palsy. And they won't pass him. Yeah. They asked. She went, oh, and they went in. Oh, man. He was a star, David, and they went in. He wears a star, David, just in case. You are an asshole. You know what I noticed? What, that you're a fucking asshole?

No, a handicapped comics don't like me. Yeah, they shouldn't. Maybe because you call them handicapped comics. Yeah, you didn't get it naturally. Right, yeah. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you nearly adapted trans handicap The sis handicap don't like you you trans Same you have the same as handicaps with periods I Guarantee I guarantee that.

I guarantee he's a fake in this. He does a Kaiser Soze back to his car and fucking his leg goes back, his hand goes down. Probably lights a butt. This is all bullshit. Back to the penthouse full of pussy. Yeah. No, they really don't.

They look at me as a newcomer. You what? They look at me as a newcomer. You what? They look at me as a newcomer. New walker. Oh, wow. All right, Dero, what do you got besides high testosterone now? When's this come out? Right now. Like right now, right?

Yeah, now you know. So May 25th, Rhode Island at the Rhode Island Comedy Festival. Come out for that. That's the last show of my tour for this year or for the spring. And then in September, I've got a special announcement coming very soon. I'll let you know. But if you want to see this new hour, I can't announce yet.

But if you want to see this new hour, I never promised you a rose garden. Come to the show in Rhode Island for the Rhode Island Comedy Festival on May 25th And then over the summer I'll be on the Burke Chrysler tour for a few dates And I'm doing some other stuff that's gonna be a lot of fun so Come check me out and then go to Joey roses of course 174 Rivington Street. We're open. I want to go there now There you go Joe and have a few pops

All right, listen we're gonna do a cut we have questions for you we're going to ask before you leave. We've got fans sending questions. We're going to do that for the pay. I'm doing that. Settle down, you fucking autistic asshole. Wow. What? Geez, you're lashing. I'm not lashing.

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