Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Lawn Lisperer

Episode Date: June 15, 2020

We’re back with the Legend Rich Vos, and a surprise pop-in from Bonnie McFarlane, as we go over their recent lawn decorations, their new interests in fashion, and how Rich made a bedroom faux pas regarding quarantine weight! Follow @RobertKelly www.ykwdpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Encuentra los bares de Madrid, la edición especial de Madrid nos lia. Un número de mao, a Madrid. I started a social media podcast The fact that YKW did podcast YKW did back again Old school back in the day We're all starting before them all YKW did podcast is so fun and crazy And there's no rules Shut up, you're ruining this

Burn the bar, damn it man I'm so sorry It's a comedy podcast This is an NPR That's the podcast done Is there any better show? This is the original. And we're live. What's up? You know what, dude?

What's happening, everybody? We got Gabby. We got Mike C. We got Rich V and we got the mush, mush ended up as always at the beginning. What's happening? What's going on? How you doing? Rich Voss, how's it going? Voss are on mute. Voss on mute, please. Oh, what am I doing?

Am I, is this your podcast or the one you do with Mike here, Calda, like, which one of these of your 40 am I doing? Like, I don't know. I mean, I see Mike, so I use this Calton Kelly. Why do you say 40? Oh, I see Mike. So I just calmed and Kelly. Why do you say? Why do you say 40? Oh, sorry 35 but No, you're very why you say why you say 35? Why do you get a command hot? Why do you get a command hot? I'm Well, baby. Thank you Yeah, I love when you call me hot, but okay all kidding aside

Is this why Kate-DOT? Is this- What does it say? What did the song say? I couldn't hear it. What does it say behind mush? What does it say behind mush? Opener.

It says why K-W-D- why it's your podcast, but at this time of the night, you do Calcutta and Kelly. Well, look, we kind of just fucking emerge the fan base. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, it's, this show comes out on YouTube on Sunday night for free to everybody, but everybody on Patreon gets it right now. They're watching live. So, if you want to go over the structure or the choices we've made or why I'm doing what

I, we can do that. If you want to have that type of boring radio, I thought we'd talk about maybe some fun shit. Maybe me going to do my first gig this weekend. How was it? Let's talk about why you have a black lives matter, fucking sheet. I had it for two days. But you did it on a sheet.

That's a little, I, I mean, I emailed you to do it on a white sheet. It's a little, it's a little fucked up. I emailed Mike Yard who's very cool. And there was two holes in the middle of the sheet. Yeah, that's where I fucked, that's where I fucked my wife, who knows how to hold. But I, uh, I emailed Mike Yard, because he's very political. And I said, would it be okay for me to put my website

on the bottom of it? But, uh, because it stood out, it stood out. It was kind of nice, you know, I just do it together in the garage. I don't know what else I would have put it on. Why on a white sheet? Couldn't you just get a piece of paper? Why the symbol of... It was big. But why the symbol of hatred for black people for a long time?

Well, because he was originally going to put it on a cross and then burn it, but he decided to just go at the sheet. Well, see, that's how you guys think and talk. Uh, first of all, it was a Calvin Klein sheet. No, not Calvin clan. No, it was, it was a Brooklyn in, that was funny. Sorry. Uh, so all I know is, I just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Oh, it was a it was a Brooklyn and that was funny. Sorry.

So all I know is I just I just can't get over the hatred and the people on social media. How people are just so full of hate and and and hacking. From whatever stands you're taking in this world, there's just so much hatred coming from my living room to my bedroom. But do you know what I'm saying? It's just crazy. You know, I saw, I mean, I know what you're saying, but I saw to be quite honest.

I saw, first of all, this is just ridiculous. That's you. That was, yeah, we had it for a couple of days over the weekend. I think you're not my fucking neighbor, man. Why? I would set that on fire. That's obnoxious. It was for two days.

It's just my practice. It's up. You just didn't want to get rock storm at your window and you're like, no, I didn't. We have bulletproof windows. Bulletproof. I challenge that. Okay. I mean, BB. Oh my God. I'd be like, oh Yeah, what the? Come down, Anthony. Florida's coming up. You motherfucker, why would you talk like that? I told you we talked about the Jews behind their backs.

How do you do that voice? He holds it not really hard. For the record, I'm married to a Jew. It's just kidding. Why would you say you're just kidding? You don't want to do this when you're job. Don't ever, do never say you're just kidding on this fucking show. When you're not done with it. Not this show I'm worried about, it's the YouTube audience I worry about.

Yeah, well, let me stop sharing this. I mean, I just, I don't mind that you did the sheet, but you could. Could you scratch your back, you scratch mine. Could you get somebody else to do it? Could you get somebody with good handwriting to make the BLM? Oh, really? Hold on, you're gonna trash my kid.

Well, that's better. I know that's better than thinking the kid did it. And I'm like, okay, brilliant. Now the kid didn't go to the kid said, if you put that up, I'm moving out. There was the best boss in Salt I ever saw ever today on Instagram. I put the I said, um, very comedian and landscaper,

which was gonna be on the show today and so many called you the long list for. Funny. That is pretty funny, dude. You know what, Voss, you're not in the mood for fucking jokes tonight. You're really nice. I just say that's funny. Yeah, but usually laugh. You're very temperamental tonight.

No, listen, why do you look like a thumb? I'm not temperamental. I laugh. I said, that's funny. You know, a lot of comics will sit here and go, ha ha, and I acknowledge that was very funny. I was talking about Angel on the internet and no one brought it up or, you know, wanted to discuss it. Well, I think that, I think that, hey, can I say something? You know, they renamed the fuck, I think they're renaming the World Trade Center, George Floyd Tower.

That's ridiculous. No, they're not. Are they really? I believe they are. You made that up. I think it's Uncle Floyd Tower after that guy on UHF. Remember Uncle Floyd?

That's a last question. And they have, they want him to win a Nobel Peace Prize. I get it, I get what he symbolizes, but the guy had a gun to a pregnant woman's belly five years ago. Why wouldn't she go? Broken broken to the house. Pretend that he was with the water company. Him and four of the guys broke into the house. He held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach while they robbed her house. And now he wants that he gets to Nobel's peace prize. He shouldn't

have died ever, not at all. But it's like, no, the black lives matter movement should get the Nobel peace prize. Yes. Yeah. That not George Floyd is nothing more than a symbol for what needed to be done. Yeah. But he's he was not a good guy. He did porn. He held it. He had a long record. And the cops are going to get an affordable, now he didn't deserve any of what he got from that police officer. I don't know what I'm saying, but his name should not be the name, he should name nothing after him. He should be one. He did before and he's been in jail, I think eight times.

Can we bring up the poor? Yes. Somebody's been home too long alone in the pandemic. Oh, she's been sneaking out banging her little dirty tattoosy. Oh, no. No. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, you're such an evil cult. Uh, listen, I mean, I did say this to somebody on the internet, because I think that person was in recovery. You know, they put George Floyd's past rap sheet or whatever, you know, he did this, this, and this. Yeah. And he was, you know, he wasn't a good person. I go, maybe he was on his

way to a meeting. And a guy, we never got back to me. But he was, he was passing counterfeit 20s to get drugs. He was on fentanyl. He's on fentanyl. Oh. And I'll just say that he wasn't, he couldn't be a good person. That's not what, he could have been.

He could have recovered maybe this time. I mean, this, this, you know, but he shouldn't have died. These fucking cops, someone actually put a list of all the great things, all the good things, not great, all the good things that came out of this. And it was undeniable, you know what I mean? All the stuff that has happened in the last couple weeks

because of this situation. A lot of stuff's gonna change, but, and for the good, in a lot of cities. But, to name the world trade centers after, I- It's only one. What are you playing with? I'm sharpening my knife.

It's inappropriate, huh? Sorry. It's a habit. I wish you was sharpening it on your wrists. What? What? What? But you know what I'm saying?

It's like you're going to look, these far left people, it's getting a little crazy. Nancy Pelosi had all these senators had African scarfs on and they were kneeling down and you see Brennan Sagalos that tweet. It looks like they were coming from the gift shop at Lion King. You see Shane Gillis put thriller behind him, the music thriller. I think even fucking 50 cent was like, listen, this is getting embarrassing. He's why people are getting fucking embarrassing, but I don't know, man. They should have part about. Yes.

Good. It was six feet apart. Yeah. Gabby, your pigment matches the wood behind you. So. White or black. Do I? I mean, you have a nice glow to you. Thank you. Bobby and I were at a protest on Friday. Yeah. What? Really? Outside the comedy club or he was working? We're in a, there were no black people there. No, there was two.

Yeah. Okay, Bobby, you say how? One was black, one black dude was in the front row. I go, there was a protest literally before the show. I go, why are you here? It was like, they got it. There's only a few people. I go, dude, there was over a thousand people in the protest. And

it was like, Oh, shit. Like he talked about Bobby. What did you chant? We were chanting, we were chanting fat lives matter. No, they had a right out of a hotel as we were coming out of the hotel to go to the gig, the beginning of the, what's it called protest protest was coming down. And so we couldn't take a left. So we took a right. And then we got stuck in traffic. And Mike was like, only a couple of people. It was thousands of people. It took like 20 minutes for this. It was a lot of people. Very peaceful. It was great. It went by. And then Mike would drive in through the light and we're talking about, wow, that's pretty, that's a really good protest. It was peaceful. Love that. And then Mike would drive in through the light and we're talking about, wow, that's pretty, that's a really good protest.

It was peaceful, blah, blah. And then Mike pulls up next to this car. I just sent it to mush. Mush is gonna pull it up. It was almost like you gotta be shitting me. I was like dumbfounded. Like, are you fucking kidding me? It was in the news.

Like at the end of the meeting and they said, what could we do to get the most attention during the protest? And it seems to me that the clan is very, very small and stereotypical. Like, they didn't evolve, you know what I mean? Yeah. They didn't get their shit together and get like a smart leader or like, just be like, all right, let's cut the beards off. Let's let's stop wearing the boots. Let's stop getting the old trucks with the Dixie flag, all right, let's cut the beards off. Let's stop wearing the boots. And let's stop getting the old trucks with the Dixie flag. You know, you might want to don't think somebody's fucking high profile politicians or,

you know, people with money are not involved with white supremacy. It's, you know, the goobers that, you know, that are out there, but there's some fucking powerful people behind them. You know, same with those powerful people behind Antifa. You know, there's, and that should take money, man. Yeah. I watched that, I watched that thing on Joe Rogan had Steven Crowder and one of Steven Crowder's guys infiltrated Antifa. And he has all this, I don't know if you saw that on YouTube, it was pretty interesting. even Crowder's guys infiltrated Antifa. And he has all this, I don't know if you saw that on YouTube,

it was pretty interesting. They were just like, listen, we don't care about peaceful anything. We're here to disrupt. We're here to, they were talking about having guns and they gave him a knife and they were like, we're here to fuck things up. We are not here for peace.

You know? This says political call, this says political call. Should I answer it? Yeah. Unspeaker. Hello, you're live on my podcast. Who's this? Oh, you don't have to tell me. You don't have to tell them that. You don't have to say, you know, outgoing calls, you have to say before you put them on the air, but incoming, they call you. Whoa. Oh, that was you told me that. Bodies. Well, more than Mike, I have a question.

Yes, Rick. What, how do you guys feel, you know, I mean, the left is crazy making this video. How do you think Trump is handling things? Is the most ineffective he's been, he's been in the term. It's the most effective. Do you think he, I don't think he's tweeting enough.

That's his problem. Yeah, I don't think he's going to treat himself right out of the office. Remember when Sarah Paling conno after it fell apart, she had like a breakdown and just kind of got really nutty and crazy, you know, after he, I think he's going through this. I think he's, he's losing it or something, too much pressure, you know. It's, there's nobody that has the balls to say things to him because they get fired.

So they're just letting them do whatever the fuck he wants to do. And his kids can say anything. I think Ivanka was the closest one that had a chance of saying anything. God knows what she's trying to do. And the rest of them are just letting them look like a fucking asshole. He's going to be a, he's going to end up getting beat by an 80 year old senile guy, a guy because he can't stop tweeting. He said that that 75 year old guy that was pushed down the buffalo was in Antifa.

He said it was possible. He was in Antifa and what he was doing, I found out, well, but I found out what he was doing with this. Do you know what he was doing with the cops? He has this thing where he waves it in front of their scanners and it picks up all their frequencies and then they block out their frequencies so they can't communicate with each other. That's what he was doing.

If you watch the video again, you can see him doing it. So that's why the cops were annoyed by him and they pushed away. Now, that also was wrong for them to do or if they pushed, they should have at least immediately helped them since he fell so easily. 75 he was in Antiqua. And so Trump said he was part of this radical group. Why would a president who has everybody given him any bit of information he possibly needs, which is correct, too, correct information. Right. I'm saying to dumb shit on the planet and people stick up for him like, oh my god, look

it. He's stuck up on me. Oh my God. That makes me so happy. That was great. There's a first time in the same room together in two months. Yeah. Look at the dress Bonnie made. No, it's not good. I'll say she's she's part of the

bride's mage tale. It's got pockets in the front. Hey, can you make one for me? We didn't add that much material, but if you order some more, I need it, neither to you. I know, doesn't he? Well, you got a filter on that, Bobby. He looked good.

No, no filter. No filter. I can't hear it. Because you won't take one. Oh, hold on. How can you hear it? Wait, can you hear it now? Oh, no, no filter No no filter. Yes, yeah, Bonnie. Bonnie. Can you if I send you Through five yards of material could you make me one of those? five back yards

I I have a kid who's lined up. Bye. You're going to look like a dickens kid going to bed. You little mites. Yeah, you have to make a watch this. So check this out, Bonnie and Voss. We're at the, we're in my show this weekend in Florida and it's fucking, they have a huge, huge, uh, what's it called again?

Protests. Protests. Coming down. Thousands of people, Black Lives Matter, right through this small little town. I mean, it's so, it's a very small town. They go through me and Micah waiting around 20 minutes, very peaceful. They go through the town. We go through the light. And this is what we see next to us coming through the light. Check this out. Hey guys, over the brain. You guys doing the pro death. What? I'm okay. Who said I mean, that was I'm gonna get you this fucking broke man. Alright. Hey, who said... I mean... I'm so sorry.

That was... That's parade. I don't know if you understand what's happening. Well, we were stuck in traffic as the protest passed us. We kept calling it a parade. Wow! I'm so sorry. Are you guys going to the wedding?

I mean, protest. I'm going to get caught in candy. I'm going to get my face painted like a black guy. Oh, too much. Not too much, too far. That fucking guy. Can you believe that piece of shit? I mean, it was all over the papers. Everybody knows that they have in this big protest.

And those two fuckers show up downtown trying to fuck things up. Well, that was him. And that was him in a lady. What can they fuck up? All they could do is drive to get their car destroyed. I look at we don't know how many other, you know, you know, that might have been the leader. It was peaceful up in the land. Those those those people with the Confederate flag their their ladies are equally as tough as they are okay they're they're like

Vikings. Everybody everybody goes in you know. She's watching Vikings, the TV show. We watch 90 episodes of Vikings. We watch every, like 90 in a row. And then we just started a new Viking thing on Netflix. Four seasons of that. And it's the season last night. What's that called going on Netflix? The last kingdom.

The last kingdom. How is that? Huh? How is that? Huh? How is that? That's actually better than Vikings. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, and that's a little bit of, uh, male nudity. And Bonnie's with child. What? No.

No, he's not. I was gonna say who with who? Hopefully. I am with Charles. His dad is gonna be a ghost. What was that? What was that Gabby? What was that noise? Oh, I just knocked my name.

No, but what would you say? What was it? What was it, joke? Oh, I said, his dad is gonna be a ghost. No. No, no. No, no, no. If we can, you're doing, you're insowing somebody and throwing a joke in that like our first act.

But I don't get it because Rich is going to die. Yes, yeah, because he's old. He's old as shit. He's old, right? I'm not old shit, but I'm old. I love I love Gabby sitting in it with her idol and Fucking rich boss woke Gabby with her, you know, making fun of a her age is just out front and center Woke it up. Guess what Gabby? There's gonna be a march for that as soon as we can

Figure it how to get all those old people Yeah, how often do you guys have sex? When, shut the fuck up. What did you do? That's my, he's got a big video showing. It's okay. I'm just curious. I'm married. I was just curious. Well, whatever is great, we go fucking at it. Did you guys, hey, did you guys bang in that sheet that you had for the Black Lives Matter thing? I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it.

I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it.

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I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'll give you the art in the dining room because you probably had no choice on that. But how did you let that sheet go hang outside? Why, why was wrong with it? It was, it's just, your neighbors must hate you. Why? Because it's just shoddy, shoddy craftsmanship.

Because you're a big radio guy. You really, your words are coming out. But well, really articulating the thought. What is wrong with the sheet? That says it look like a Halloween thing. White trashy thing I've ever seen. Well, we live in a white trash neighborhood. That's how we get our message out.

You don't call that. I would just think that you look at Bonnie, you have you made a dress. You've you know your arts and crafts. You have a daughter. You do all kinds of fun stuff. I wasn't allowed to make the make it. That was You let a guy who doesn't have to spell make a sign. Only three letters. I thought I felt safe. I did think we were for a while. I thought we were going to be promoting Major League Baseball.

I did think we were for a while. I thought we were gonna be promoting Major League Baseball but I'm home. You got it right. You didn't just think of MLB. You didn't think of that. You heard that somewhere. You do? No, I just out of it.

She's a comedian. What the fuck you thought? What do you think? She works at job lots. She's one of the funniest comics going. No, they didn't take her application at job lots. Where the fuck is job locks? That's where I got my pool.

Oh. Oh. All right. I like being this close to you. We like it too. Stay. I'm not about sex. We've had it two or three times since we've been here in the pandemic.

So three, two times, three times, three, we'll say three. You don't know two or three. What? Okay. I lost count. Uh, I think three and three and a can I just why we didn't have sex last time? Why?

Is anybody listening to this? Why? Yeah, yes. Oh, you're fine. Go ahead. I don't know how the deepest voice I'm a voice. I'm just wondering. Do you? Tell us why you had why you didn't have sex.

You dirty fucking couple. I know. You white trash bastard. Let us hear it. Because, okay, I've been eating a lot. You fucking couple. You white trash bastard, let us hear it. Because, okay, I've been eating a lot. It's true, you know, I'm not like, you know, I'm working out and I myself go a little bit and Rich went downtown and then covered my belly

with my shirt. I just pulled the up. I just pulled the up. Yeah. I didn't ask. My wife, he'd do it to be me. He literally, his OCD couldn't, he couldn't stop himself. He had to cover it. Why was it moving? It was, it was an eye sore to him. Yeah. You do what I do to myself for my wife.

I do it as I do it as a courtesy. I just you know, because I didn't stop. He was so mad when went up and had a snack. Did you acknowledge it during the... Yeah. What's that? Did you acknowledge it during the act that she go, did you just fucking block my belly with that shirt? Yeah, and it stopped and ruined everything.

And you were too dumb to get out of it. Because he goes, I was joking, which pissed me off more because of obviously. The appropriate time for joking, Rich. I didn't really, I didn't get out of it. What could I have said? It was not a good thing for me to do. And I repented. How'd you repent? Yeah, listen, I said, I'm sorry.

I don't want to not go to Valhalla. And my king's right after me. I said I'm sorry. I don't want to not go to Valhalla and my King's You know they're gonna put you in a canoe and shoot firey at arrows at it while you're alive I can't wait to have him on the podcast and there's a fucking Thor Helm in the back and we know you know that shit What first of all why is, it looks like you're, you've got like one tiny light bulb somewhere in there. And then Bobby is like fully lit. Like you had like a light stylist come. He did. I didn't know what he was doing. He left a little bit, you know, unfocused.

And then me, you focus the light coming from the left. Well, my character is content. Mike doesn't need lights because Mike is such a pro. He's been around. Mike could do this in his closet with Northern sexuality. And Bobby, Bobby is an obsessive compulsive. He doesn't need this, but he ran out of things to buy online. So you're a clock sucker. You know that? Go fuck yourself. Clearly, Bobby brought a new toy. I know. Oh my god. Morning morning radio here we go

I have a little belly good ring All right Gabby go no, I mean. What do you want to hear from me? Like how's it going? How's your dad? Your boyfriend, do you live? A couple of times, if you had sex since lockdown, I haven't had too many sex with my boyfriend. Yeah.

You what, Rich, do you want him to give you a neck tattoo? No, I'm wondering, how good is it? Does he do tattoos? Yeah. They're really the count, but they're for you. For you. There he is, folks. I mean, no lights.

No, I mean, does he have a store? Listen, a lot of people do tattoos,, but does he have a store is at his career? So, I do it with a big pen and a fucking dark alley. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing.

That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing.

That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. That's a funny thing. Japan I tried to get one of those. A second box and the way they do in Vikings. That's how they do in Vikings? Hot. You try to get one of those in Japan, but they didn't have seven guys with those things to do it. Yeah, exactly. I think you not get it, or did you start like... No, they said it was going to take like six hours and I have six hours.

Do you have any tattoos? Me? Oh, shit. That's? Me? Oh, shit. That's what I'm trying to say. And you kept it all black. That's kind of cool. Bonnie, do you have any tattoos? Just want my belly.

Do not look. Get a tattoo of a shirt. Did you get a black Lives Matter tattoo right there? Did you guys do any, what do they call pepper alleys? We went to one this week and there was one in our town. There was jadalers and monkeys. You're pretty monkeys. Oh, yeah. Stop.

That was also, I mean, it was really, it wasn't that maybe what 300 people, 250 on the corners, like the four major corners in our channel. Is it peaceful? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because you're a little worried. You're a little worried. Yeah, you get worried because anything can happen.

That's why you put the sheet out there. I'm telling you, you were just afraid you were going to break your windows. No, because we were nowhere near it. We're in an area where they wouldn't break our windows. I'm not worried about that. It was the weekend in a process. So I figured I'd help carry the message. My neighbors saw it and what you call it was online. So we did our share, you know, just my next door neighbor to the right of us is Palestinian. So we were arguing over land, you know, which is my property,

which is his the other day. But the other neighbor to the left of me, I sort of got you so cool. I said, you're so protest this weekend. He goes for what? For fucking lower taxes, you fucking moron. Do you really have a Palestinian next to you? Yeah. On my radio. Will you really arguing about land? No. I'm building settlements on my radio. Were you really arguing about land? No. No. I'm building settlements on my property. Mm-hmm. Now, Bonnie. It looks like he's broadcasting from NBC Studios.

You want me to hook it up for you, Bonnie? I can hook it up. We do. I just have to... I don't like that you know, like my lights. Yeah. Let me tell you something when somebody doesn't say something and it hurts worse. Probably one of my favorite things in the world. Yeah.

Notice how bad my sliding is if Bobby's wasn't so on point. What's so great about Bobby's sliding? Look at it, it looks professional. It looks fantastic. I can't deny that. It looks beautiful. I can't tell, like, to me. Last night Rich said to me, doesn't the lead actor look like a Brendan Frazier?

And I was like, I had a hard time seeing it. And then I was like, oh, yeah, he does. But I go, I never thought of Brendan Frazier's, you know, really handsome. And he goes, it's good. He was magnificent. So, you think Brendan Frazier was a good looking guy? Not when he was doing those earlier movies, you know, those like Harrison Ford type movies.

Really? He was definitely a nine. A nine? I guess. Yeah, you don't think so. Not even with packets and poor cruel. Harrison Ford movies like Incy No Man and Biodone. No, didn't he? No, random Frazier. Bender Frazier even back then, dude, was not that good.

He was in the mummy. Might bring up a young Brendan Frazier even back then, dude, was not that good. He was in the mummy. Mike, bring up a young Brendan Frazier. Bring him up from the mummy. That's his only Indiana Jones type movie. Didn't you give a couple of them? No, he was, um, George of the jungle or something? Yeah, that was later.

Yeah, George of the jungle. He was already getting fat by then, though, wasn't it? Well, he was also in escape from Demora. I'm going to bring something up really quick, Mike. Listen, this is Brendan Frazier. This is because you don't know that he had a wig in all those movies, okay? That's what he looks like. Yeah.

Now, now, now. No, that was back then. No, I'm telling you, dude, he's fatter now. That was back then. He wore a wig in all his movies. He always had a wig and make up and blah, blah, blah. He, well, what's good for the goose? It's good for the goose. Let's see, his that picture with him Rick. Let's see that one. Can I ask a question, Bonnie? What the fuck is a gander? It's a female goose. Okay, thank you. Oh, damn. That's the same guy with a wig.

Right in a wig. That's natural. That's a wig. And what do you mind? It doesn't even blow with the wind. That's dead hair. The guy behind him is watching Bobby on stage. The guy with the gun. I just got in the middle going, what the fuck did he say? Dude, that's a wig. He's always has it with, believe me dude, when I started losing my hair, I got obsessed with famous people who are bald. How was it when you started losing your hair? 30.

Oh damn. I started getting a widow's pink. I got my school losses hair and that was pretty. What is that? I got getting a widow's P. School losses hair that was pretty What is that? I'm high school losses hair Well, I always thought I always thought Russ Manoev would lose his hair Steve burn would lose his hair They they held tight. I mean those fucking hairs are holding on with a death grip I don't know right? You I do they have That's their hair.

They didn't get... I mean... It's a plug. So you plug tonight. For use is running for use. Voss, are you going to get plugs? No. It looks great.

I don't need plugs. What are you kidding me? In the back you do. A little right here. You know what, if men get a certain age and they have all their hair, it looks weird. It looks like a wig. I think you're right. I agree.

I agree with you totally. I think you're a little. And also a little gray. I'm getting gray hair though. I think it looks good. I'm getting a lot of gray hair. Can I ask you a question, Rich? Can you be honest with me and don't lie?

I swear to God, I don't. You don't want? I didn't even ask the fucking hair. Can I ask you a question, Rich? Can you be honest with me and don't lie? I swear to God, I don't. You don't want, I didn't even ask the fucking question. I know you're going to ask them too. Do you dye your hair, which I never did once, or two, do you use blue pills to have sex? Yes. What do you have? Grey pubes. Oh, no, no. What's the question, Bobby? And I'll tell you the truth. All right, you answered it. I was going to I I we used to talk like there's no way because Keith died his hair. I mean, Keith's the one who used to talk me about medicine, about using medicine on your goatee and then

but tree's died his hair. I never did it once. I wouldn't know I swear to God, because I got a lot of gray hair. And I did. You know how I swore it got because I got a lot of gray hair. And I did. You know, I do. I did buy one thing which I used once, but then we were driving home from New York and

in Bonnie and Raina both looked at me and go, you're losing your eyebrows and they started laughing at me. I was like this thing to put, like color in eyebrows, but I couldn't too I couldn't get a straight line so I only used it once around the house. But that's the only thing I ever did. Once around the house. Yeah, but they were making fun of my eyebrows and I'm losing them and then I went home that night. I couldn't stop looking at my eyebrows. You got Keith Overman. Why? He lost his eyebrows. Oh, you put that shit on either. I really thick. Why? He lost his eyebrows. Oh, you put that shit on either. They're got really thick. Uh, I had some I ordered something and Amazon, but listen guys, this is passing. Yeah, I know. It got

riveting. I know. I'm sorry. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye, Bonnie. Bye. Oh, thank god. She's gone. you've got on. You've only you've had sex three times, that's it. I'm fucking gonna be 63 this month. How bad was your stomach jiggling way? You're doing it. I just was, you know, you can't look up and you couldn't see your face. Oh, it's not bad. I just, I don't know. It's just a bad reflex that, you know, I wasn I just, I don't know. It's just a bad reflex that, you know, I wasn't even, I don't know. I don't know. Did you take the shirt and cover it like sideways? How did you do it? I was getting a little dialed up and I just pulled it down. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I didn't even casual about it. I didn't think she noticed.

Oh my gosh. I didn't even read casual about it. I didn't think she noticed. So, so you, you looked up and saw her stomach and then you pulled her shirt down over her belly and you started doing what you were doing. I didn't get to that. She jumped up and said, I didn't even get, I didn't even get to get my tongue out. What did she say? Did she go, why did you just pull my shirt down?

You just pulled my shirt down and I had nothing to say. You found it. I just, I was going, I was kidding or I just, what do you say? And it was a whole waste of a blue pill, which wasn't even working. I might have to fucking start melting them down the chupin' them. Uh, so, you know, whatever, but it says, we just sit in West TV, like we can't do it Friday or Saturday, because my kid stays up till 1.32, 3 o'clock, you know,

because she hasn't had school, which she's fucking up completely. And why, what do you mean? She's not doing, I mean, she's caught up today, but she wasn't doing her assignments. You know, and she's a straight A student, but I get the fact that she just, I don't know, just at home board

or gets any internet and then starts doing YouTube or whatever, she doesn't have, you know, we say do your homework that'll get up, sign into school, you sign in, you can go back to bed and get up into your homework. But we're not on time. But now, we get all these emails that your daughter has,

you know, 12 assignments. So, she caught up over the last couple of days. I said, you have to do five a day, five or six, you know, she ended the year and I I get it, you know, because he has no nobody around no friends and And he went from straight-age student to like, you know, she could have been in trouble with one subject So I think she caught up today. I don't know. I was playing golf You know can I say something because we wake up every day, little, we, of course, wake up later. And then Max, Max goes to school around 1030 until he's done. And then he's

out whether it be 12 o'clock or three o'clock, it's up to him to finish his school. Yeah. And then we can, you know, have a lunch break or whatever. And he can take a break whenever he wants. And Mike, I look to you and your kids don't go to school either. They're done. What do you mean they're done? They start early here. They start in August and they're done in May. We're like the first week of June in May,

in May. So they start a lot earlier. Oh, okay. So they've been done. they were done for about a week before you got here. Yeah, but what max is in what first grade? He's in first grade, he graduated. He got his, he's got a little sign on the,

we put on the front lawn that says I graduated preschool, whatever, first grade. He's going to second grade. He got a shirt that says I virtually graduated first grade. And they don't know what they're doing next year. I mean, it's going to be interesting to see what they do at schools. I think they might be, they might be doing kids come in in the morning and then other kids come in in the afternoon or they might go

every other day. If they don't find, and I heard today that two things that was weird, that you can't, if you're asymptomatic, you can't spread it. It's not as easily spread it, spread it to other people. And number two, Italy, it's kind of died. The whole thing just died like SARS. You know what I mean? Italy, it's kind of died. The whole thing just died like SARS. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but they don't know that now what all the protests and all the groups being together and things have been open now is a true test to see how much is coming back. It spikes. Yeah. Well, look at that. Hey, congratulations on graduating first grade.

That's for. Foss almost graduating first grade. That's for. For us almost graduated first grade too. Yeah, I held back. You didn't care. I didn't care. The Bonnie say a gander is a female goose. Yes. That's the exact opposite.

A goose is a female goose. You know, male goose is a gander. Male goose is a gander. Well, now she gets punished. I'm just letting Rich know so we can hold it over her head later. Thank you. I'll actually put it on our stomach. I'm going to tattoo a smaller stomach on our stomach. But you know what I'm saying is that it's so many people

that had it in Italy that it just lost its fucking punch. It's kind of, it's gone. It's not there anymore because they went through it and it doesn't survive as well as they thought it survived. I think the disease is going to kill it and there's summer. So now... That's a case. It'll be dead here in the next couple of days. It's fucking a thousand degrees here. Yes. All right, goodbye. Momma.

God. Momma. Do you think it's gonna come back next flu season? Max, there's a wire in the door with the whole show. If you cut that wire, whatever. Well, they're saying that, look it. Think about all the protests too. When they were protesting the actual pandemic,

like, fuck you, I want my business open, I want to go out. The news was like, look at these people spreading the virus. They're out spreading the, they should be home quarantining. And they were all over the fuck. CNN, all over everybody was all over about being out, about fuck this virus. I want to go out and I want to open my store and make money. And then as soon as all this shit happened with the, you know, all this stuff, there was

a million times more people out protesting and they were like, this is beautiful. Look at this. And I understand it's different shit. But the people were still out protesting, shoulder to shoulder, thousands of people within a pandemic. They weren't breaking anything. Huh? They weren't breaking anything. So they can get these things in. But it's still like, what the fuck? We're gonna find out in New York if it, you know, if they just, they could have just spread this shit.

All you guys that went out and protested, you're show to the show, even if you had a mask on, you're touching each other, you're out, you're in the air, all the shit's going on. I mean, you were not supposed to, I don't know. I mean, they didn't have a problem with it. They didn't have a problem with what just happened the last couple of weeks.

Nobody has said anything about it as far as the pandemic. So maybe it is dead. Maybe, you know, does nobody care anymore? I don't know, I'm asking. I think the whole thing was set up to break down society and become more dependent on government. Listen, that's wrong, dude. That guy died.

You shouldn't say that. Oh, okay. The guy died. The George. Not the protest depended on that. That's terrible that you say that, boss, because the protestors, that was, you know, that was something, I can't believe.

There's another thing. Our governor Murphy, today said, you can have a hundred people outside of a restaurant, 50 inside, no comedy. You can't do comedy though. Did he say that? Yeah, that's what I text Vinnie. I go, I just heard 100 outdoors, 50 indoors, and Vinnie wrote back, yeah, but no comedy.

He said no comedy. No comedy. That's crazy. I was just in Tampa. I was just in Fort Puntukente. And where was it again, Mike? Bata Cato. Poor Charlotte.

Poor Charlotte. And that wasn't even close. And it was packed. Nobody had masks. Nobody, nothing. I was on stage. I had my own mic, and it was nothing. Nobody, it was nothing.

And there's 19 cases in poor Charlotte. 19 cases. And the seven of them were from the old folks home. Bobby, when you, when you, when everyone did you fly down on a Delta flu Delta, was your middle seats taken or was it? No, no middle seats. No, I didn't, I didn't look back at those people, but in, in first class, and in, um, uh, even more, whatever the fuck it's called, the Delta Plus, there

was no seat in the middle. So I had a guy next to me though. But I had a bunch of baby wipes, this is a fact, I wiped down everything. The plane smelled like a surgical fucking room. It smelled like they were about to operate. They cleaned it so good. Everything was clean. Nobody was there. I don't get it. And the fact that New York and Jersey are gonna have to wait to do stand up.

Fucking stupid. You, Vinnie might not make as much money, but he could open that club in a way where you can set the, the Versailles people opened it. They had the tables. They had two tops, four tops and five tops. You all had to be at the same party. They didn't see people together who didn't know each other. And, you know, if you're, you know, you're fine. Well, the laws are different in Florida than New Jersey. Are they? Yeah, good laws are different to every state in this country.

I was being sarcastic. So if he, I'd listen, if he could open, he would open, believing. I know. It's, I just found out Vinnie's, like, I've been to his house, which is like gigantic. He has nine acres of property, nine acres. Yeah. Yeah. Nine fucking. And he got that from five sellouts from you. And so he got that from chicken wings and fucking hamburgers nine acres from paying us uh 1500 bucks for 17 shows. That's why. I mean, you know,

you need to hold. One of those acres is yours. You should claim one of those acres. No funny, yeah. So funny, I remember the comedy club owners who cried poor all the time when you're there, if you're not selling out seven shows, right? And then I mean, one guy we were walking to his car is like, yeah, not selling that many

tickets. And it's a little, you know, you know, times are tough. And I go, is that the new Mercedes? He goes, yeah, you want to ride? I was like, I can't, I can't, I don't know how many during the looting, how many clubs I was hoping get burned down. But there was a few. I don't know how many during alluding how many clubs I was hoping get burned down. But there was a few.

Yeah. I'm going to say my bonnie doesn't like my lights. Huh? Still bothering me that bonnie doesn't like my light. It's just it's not that she doesn't like your lights. It's that my lights are so amazing. I'm just jacket. Oh, like a jacket. It's the high of the belly. Stop it.

He's making him. This is good, right? Hawkins. Yeah, do you guys, do you know something weed out? Is it is comedy not coming back ever? Look at Jack, you made me the camping. My hunting jacket. All right, I get it.

And I don't have a good or really is fucking farmgirl. There's no way to gander is. You don't have a hunting jacket. Can we just stop right here? Do you want to see my tactical boots? I bought today. Yes. stop right here. Do you want to see my tactical boots I bought today? Yes. I'll war over to shoes. I forgot, Gabby. I would have said no immediately. You're in. I think I'll. This looks like fact. Mike, he's in Antifa or he's going to be the fourth member of Durand or an

Her name is Rio and she Oh, that's good. That's beautiful, but that's not a hunting jacket, Richard. It is when I case around with my crossbow. A little crossbow humor for you. That's, I can't believe you made that. What do you, you've become, you've become a, a clothing designer. She's a seamstress. I'm really not that good, but that's really good.

That's really good. Rich, try that on. That jacket. He also made me like take it in and stuff which is hard to do. Tailoring is hard. Bonnie, like, she said that. Especially if you're not Asian.

A gander is a female. What did you say? Gander's a male guest. A male guest. Oh, okay. So it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander is a female. What did you say? What do you say? Gander's a male niece. A male guest. Okay, so it's good for the goose. It's good for the gander. It still makes sense. Look at Rich's belly.

If I was blowing him, I'd cover that. Oh, that looks good. I take it up. Sorry, but we can never say that. I can't believe my man's belly. What's that? Oglina. She said, stop looking at her man. I'm very my man's belly. What's that? Oh, Galeena. She said, stop looking at her man.

I'm very jealous that he's got almost abs. Hey, Bonnie. Yes. Can you make me one of those in a charcoal gray? Look at this. All right, the rock put your shirt on. Oh, come on. What do you do?

This isn't Jim and Sam. Put that on. We don't want to use your. Is Brendan Frazier is a cat appallic cleanser? She might do boop. What do you want it? You want these pockets? Look at these. Yeah, let me say I'm deep for shotgun. Yes. I want the I want those box. I want the same exact thing.

interior pocket here. I want that and I like the buttons, but I want it charcoal gray. You got it. Look at these boots I bought. Do you need my measurements? Wait, those are Nazi boots. Are we on the air? No.

The power trooper boots. No, yeah, and those that's what Nazis wear so do so do I G-men What I don't know army men or whatever anyway, I learned to apologize says I came in a little hot That's a little mean to people and I don't want to be that person anymore, so Some things will never change they're standing What what kind of person do you want to be? You know, just like the way they are in sewing blogs. Nice.

Yeah, dude, you have Nazi boots. That's exactly what you have. No, not Nazi boots. Put them put American soldiers or same thing. Well, hold on. Why are we looking at now? She boots put on and put American soldiers are same thing Why are we looking at now what is this QVC? Hopefully more homemade fashion Like that coach Holders or something around there. I want to I want that coat. What is it?

Kill make you one. I want one. We can wear them together. Yeah. You think we're ever getting back to creeps with kids? I hope to God. So it was so fun. Gonna be creeps of coats now. You two.

I like creep accodes. Do you see how thin Ron Bennington got? It's insane. He got, I mean, dude, he is fucking amazing right now. If I took all that time, if we've been three months, I've been eating like a pig. Have you stuck if we've been three months, I've been eating like a pig. Have you stuck to your diet for three months? Three months, but I've only maintained the weight loss

that I lost at the diet. I have to, you know, I haven't, I haven't lost. I should have stepped it up a little bit and I probably might now, but. It's more like, but. It's hard. You did great this weekend. I did great this weekend, but I should get a little more disciplined with the amount of food.

We got to the point, like I got to lose just 10 pounds. I'm lucky I work out every day, but we didn't get to the point where it's past repair. Bennington probably just stopped eating for three fucking months. You know, it's crazy. I don't know. I think he actually went on a special diet. I think he, because if you remember, he was eating fruit and he had all the food we had backstage was very healthy. Yeah. Yeah, look at him. Let me set a different guy, dude. Play that video. Look at him.

Still no muscle tone. Still no muscle tone. Well, I didn't fucking, I'm not kidding, I'm all I can. Jesus Christ, he looks fantastic. I know. I want to get down to that. I think I might put my weight bench outside

and cover with a tarp and just start working out in the morning early. You have, what do you have just a weight bench or do you have, you have those, those barbells that go from different weights you have those too, right? Still talking to you is like talking to someone that's talking a different language. Yeah. Do you have those things that my weight dumbbells? I mean, you need to work out outside. I'm going to pretend I'm going to pretend I'm at Venice Beach. I hope he doesn't come back. I hope he comes back or close his wife mate. He's the white dress on.

He's got three sewing machines downstairs. Three? That's him. That's so cool. Yeah. And five Mexicans. Whoa. Whoa.

Not the time. Mush. I don't like him. I can say it. Whoa. Not the time. Mush. I don't know how to say it. Oh, I don't know what pants. Any pants? Uh, she made some pajamas.

She made me some like karate Chinese pants to kind of cool. Huh? Like, I can't, I don't know where they're at. I wait when I was in Japan, I bought I went to a store that Sumo's go to to buy relaxing clothes and buy. But they were these like karate tops which shorts and I bought a pair to wear on solar. There some of the clothes are so so comfortable the shoes

that karate slippers and stuff. Very, very comfortable. Where did he go? I don't know. Don called him. So he had to go, oh my goodness. We should, we should put this episode in the vault and save it for one day and like a lost episode. Yes, it's awful. Are you kidding me?

I thought this was great. No, I'm like, it's fun that we're all talking to each other and like, hey, look, we're bonding, it's pretty cool. But if I'm paying $5 a month for this, I want my money back. This is the free one. So still, if I'm getting this free, I'm going to want my money back. But wait, we talked about politics and protests and different stuff. Are these what you made? What you made?

No, not even close. You said karate pants. These are, I, they're just pajamas that I pretend are karate pants. Oh, okay. You just kick her in them. That's why they're called karate pants. Oh, for two.

So, wait, dude, when what's your next date that you know that you're doing? Me? Yeah. July 12th, I have a, oh well, next week and next Saturday is gonna be the, I'm doing something for like,

they're allowed to have like 15 or 20 people at the stress factory where he films it. Yeah. So as the first time, I'm gonna do that and then next month under Pennsylvania. My dad, right, the pool broke and the filter, and literally we had a big mud pile. Daddy had to run out.

Okay, tell me about. I was just getting in a little pathway. Wait, all the water came out of the pool? No, no, no, no, not all the water. It was just a filter water. All that water from the shelves or came out. Should we have to reset it, I think? Oh, wow.

Now we have a big mud pile. Tell him, I said, don't worry. We're archiving this episode for future vault a future vault series. You're fine. All right. Now let's be my favorite curse word. No, don't What have you built lately? Nothing yet in Minecraft oh I build this awesome house Um, nothing yet. In Minecraft. Oh, I built this awesome house that looks like a mansion.

Wow. Whoa. Can we do comedy there? Um, we have to go live and I have to put the iPad up to the camera. Max, let me answer you some questions. Tell me what your dad does for a job. A job? Yeah, like talking to the microphone, talking to the front.

I tell me how harmony, what does, and what does that mean? What does he do? Comedy. What does that mean? Are you getting stuck in the bank? We got to filter Max Tulsa joke. I don't know any. What? Is it as gassy, but she still does them. Kind of make it fun. Sorry. Rich, you're going to top golf. You know what that is? Well, you don't like it?

Top golf is good. If you're out with friends and you drink and you just want to do whatever. I went like instead of a driving range today, I went there. Yeah, I mean, it's, they're not real golf balls, but we went one night in Vegas. I have a hook up, you know, and we had a good time. We had, we sat, we ate, we ordered food. It was me, Bobby, who is and some other comics. We had a good time. Now, what do you mean they're not real balls? They're not real golf balls.

They have, they will be back in a minute. Okay, great. We want to have, they have, they have electronic chips in them. So you know, they're not real golf balls. I mean, I don't know, after, I can't send them my ties, my hands. All right, hands, hands, hand sanitize your hands.

Do you have, do you have nail polish on? What do you, Paul Stanley? I was hitting them today like I was ready for the PGA. Yeah, I played today. I shot 41 on the front and then on the back I fell apart. I shot it 40. My hands are an amazingly tough course. I was playing so good. 41 and the first two holds in the back, I parred and then I ate a sandwich and I fell apart. That was a sandwich.

I know you can't. That's why you never see golfers eating when they're playing during the tournament. They might have a look because it just completely throws you off. Here's a joke at long. I don't even have a joke. It's kind of sad. I told Mike this about that actress that got stabbed, Reese, what the hell is her last name, Reese? Where does the, no, with a knife. I love that joke so much, Rich.

I love that joke so much, Rich. Whatever you did, whatever, whatever, I don't know what you did, but whoever it is is in trouble with my wife. Nobody did anything. Well, he's getting a talk into right now. He didn't go to anything bad. He didn't say anything bad. He said he's not allowed to curse yet. Well, so whatever happened. He said he made

a mansion in Minecraft and then he asked him what you did for, like to tell me what you did for living. I don't know. I know how many I'm going to get blamed for it. You're probably all. Yes. I didn't. I got three. But but it doesn't matter. He's getting the hot talking to right now. And what do you do? Mike, Mike asked what happened. And he said, Bobby's getting on. I'm ready to sleep in tonight. And that's all. Oh, we should read the names. Do you want to know what happened? Mush. No, next told know what happened much? No, next all this. What happened? They're filter water fell out. Now there's much mud everywhere. The pool just while we were doing this.

Oh my god, fashion tips and again, their information. My pool was empty and out into the backyard. My pool. Through the filter or the filter hose pops off. I gotta get a new joint and it pops off under the pressure because I bought it from that Caribbean pool guy on fucking central lab and yonkers that fucking use car

salesman. This is the one you're gonna go jea with. I had a negotiate and you negotiate me on a stupid valve that doesn't work. And now it keeps popping off. It tightens. But if you tighten it, it goes past it. So you have to tighten it and it keeps popping off. So I got to get a whole new valve connector, a one inch valve into a one inch. You can go down to the one fourth best episode ever. I'm going to make a. Okay. Sorry.

Good for you. Go ahead, SD. My doesn't like this episode. He doesn't think this is a good episode. He hates this episode. He doesn't like it. It's in it. First of all, he doesn't like the episode.

I don't know. I don't know what you want to tell you. I can feel the same thing, Rich. I don't know. I think it's going great. I think we had some last. We went over some very powerful stuff. We do some reaction stuff. We went, you tried on a jacket and a homemade dress.

And this one had a Fixed Pool. This is, I mean, Mike, it's not like I did that as a gag. I'm not saying you did. It wasn't a bit. I wasn't doing a bit as the great Opie would say. It's not a bit. It's, I was just telling Rich, I said we should put this one on the archives and say that we lost episodes.

I love it. I think it's one of my favorites because we all laughed. Well, like this, yeah. This isn't a culture in Kelly. This is a, you know what, dude? Good. My name is on it. Your name is on it.

What are you talking about? So you know what, dude? All right, whatever. Let's read the names, Mike. Throw those names up the, you're set of a bit. What names? None of you.

Other people who make homemade items. All right, I want to read these are the people that just join the Patreon. I read all the names because I we appreciate all you people that are joining each month. Let's go Alissa Henson, Dave, Erica Andres Jason, Brian James Brian Brian Koyne. Yep. Okay. Lance Simone. Allison Allison A. Shrekalov. James Beerhatch.

Begraf. How do you not see with those giant magoo glasses? Ray quickly, Aaron Montagomari, Cory Will White, Sean Van DeHart, Joshua Brown, Tim Tim, Luciano Ramos. Luciano Ramos. Ramos. Luciano Ramos. Thank you. We're becoming a member of the Patreon and the culture and Kelly show.

And of course, the white key WD. If you want your money back after today's episode, please contact Bonnie's industrial sewing and the neck new Jersey. Thank you. You will get a free jacket today from this episode if you want to. Gabby. And address the list.

On her phone right now. We also have a new tech talk with Bobby and Friends is up on the YouTube page right now. If you guys want to check it out, please check it out. Who was your friend that you did it with? I don't do, I have no friends. I did the kind of gag. It's Bobby and friends, and then I do it by myself

because nobody wants to do it with me. I told you. You did it with Ronnie Islam. We did it with Ronnie Islam, the owner of this new wallet case. This is a, it's a magnet case. You can click it anywhere you want, and it also has the wallet that sticks on and it goes on my car it has my wallet what's it I'm gonna order right now what is it called it's called mag back wallet case and it has a charger they have all kinds of they have a new they have

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That's what I said. Yes. I know. Sorry. I didn't do this. Okay. Hey, I built a out front. I haven't done any landscaping bits.

I'll start next week, but out front, I got to go for it. I built something so I could go for one, come back. What'd you build? I took, had you put a, did you put a picture of you and your hands coming up out of the dirt with your act playing 24 hours a day? Woo! A little wordy, but I had so much I wanted to add to it.

What do you call it? I lay down wire mesh. Like heavy wire mesh. I laid it down. Then I put these spikes in the ground that are about this long. And then I put down one foot by one foot brick over it. Gabby, I hope you have some cooking tips after this. I'm gonna call today. Then I put down another layer of wire mesh and then I put dirt.

And then, Mike, it's sad. I'm watching my friend get old. Can I have him, can we let him talk about us? I listen, Mike's gonna go. He just leave like that. What the hell? Real quick, Crystal on the Patreon says he's enjoying the episode. So it's a great. Thank you, Crystal.

Calthus in a mood. Calthus in a mood. He's mad about he's smashes. Calthus. Calthus. It's delight. He's mad that she didn't like the lights. No, I think I think Calthus, something wrong with Calda, right? You're a little off today, yeah. He's in a bad mood. He was, he was mad. He's in a bad mood, right? Oh, I'm done with that.

Even Max wasn't as funny as he usually is. So it's just, I think it's the day. No, I don't know. I think Max wasn't funny. Like Max is usually like ping-bong, boom, words. And he did today. He was like, I don't have anything to say. Well, because he was worried about this pool.

True. Well, their Bobby's walking out on it. I'm coming down. Oh, no. So I thought it did. I thought it did. Anyhow, folks, this Friday, you could see me in the king of Staten Island comes out this Friday.

Are you ever since? Yeah. I just said it's stupid. Yeah, yes, we're in it, Bonnie and I are in a scene, a little cameo that I'm up for a no Oscar for. And this, you know, are the roast since we put it up for free in two months to a quarter million downloads? Is that good in two months to a quarter million downloads. Is that good in two months? A quarter million?

Yeah, and not a few years. It was shits, but yeah. Yeah, that's true too. Yeah, these guys, I see. He was on, he was on Rogan, I think the other day, which is now, yeah, him and Rogan the best pals now. That's all, that's all you need. Two fucking smoke and alpha males just taking

over the fucking podcasting world. Just me and you talking about gardening tips and pool tips. Cloning. We have nothing interesting to say. They're talking about, they're talking about fucking every issue under the planet aliens fucking CBD oil Mushrooms fucking now civilizations that we never heard of me and you were like I fixed my goal for problem

Yes, he has Elon Musk I have you and you have me. Yeah He has Elonk and we have. I have. I have my best friend. Number one, just left the show he's on. Like left. Gabby, you're out of it too. You're just staring. You're in the sun. I'm not talking. I get fucking roasted today. Sorry. I'm talking. You lost it.

We were kind of need you. I think your mesmerized when I took my shirt off. I was so mesmerized. I'm so hard. Put down it. You put some paper towels down, didn't you? Yeah. My fucking room is filling up with All right, well listen, we're gonna end this show Mike's gonna go do the other show boss. Thanks for coming on and and and Still looks good and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, Don't get more of this riveting fucking podcast next tomorrow night. We'll be on our game and boss. You got to come back I think I think everybody was a little off today. I don't think I was of course you don't you fucking narcissist Maybe I'll run for president

You should just do it You should run for president of your community. Oh boy. You're real ad libber tonight. I got nothing. I was thinking, I was thinking about, you know what? You know what, dude? Bye. See you next week. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Spectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras desperan. ¡Friparás! Vuelades de Madrid, Amurcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros.

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