Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Moontower 2023 Joe List, BIg Jay Oakerson

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

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YKW90's podcast is so fun and crazy And as the rules, you're ruining it We're in the wrong game, I'm sorry It's not about any podcasts, this is an NPR That's the podcast, does it? Is there any better show? Is the original rich of? This is the original picture. Now give it up for your host, Robert!

Yeah! Yeah! What's up, Popper? How you doing, all right? Let's just get into it. You ready to go? Man, this is Adam. I came with up for my guess. Come on up here, motherfucker. Come on, get up here. Big J- Oh, sorry. Big J? Where the fuck is Big J?

Yeah, they like it. Big J, I hope you're seeing everybody. Alright, they get comfortable. Alright, I should do what they did last night on the comedy jam. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Godfather of New York comedy, Pink J. Overset! And J-O-Lis. I've waited, I paused it back there because I don't do double intros dude.

You give me and J-O-Po for own shine. You're, ha ha're easy with the word. You did. Yeah, Bobby, you got this. I was just... I was just... Josh, you know Josh? Yeah.

I don't mind. A few people. The comedy jam? Fucking fun, right? Yeah, I did it last night with Big J. Any intro J like he was the mother fucker in the world. The place went nuts. I mean, RAAA! In the middles. It was beautiful.

It was fucking insane. It was insane. In the middle of his fucking rousing applause, they went and Bob Kelly. He's not lying. It was uncomfortable. It was fucking uncomfortable. It was. I saw Paul McCartney do that with Bruce Springsteen and Stevie Van Zant, and he brought up Stevie second.

He literally went and trapped the Madison Square Garden and went, Bruce Springsteen! Like I have to place my crazy. And I'm like, you've got to introduce Stevie first. And by the way, and you guys, why do you not, Stevie Venn's in? Well, that's kind of, you made me fucking Stevie Venn's in the story. Everybody here went, Bob, Stevie Venn's in. Well, you got to be in the soprano,

you got to be the worst part of the sopranos. Yeah. You think Stevie Venn's in was the worst part of the sopranos? Yes. What the fuck? Why? I'll go one further. He's the reason I can't watch the program. Because of Stevie Van Whackers. He's got...it should be like... he should be canceled for that portrayal of Italians. Well, it's also just not... I can't not see him wearing the the Shmato on his head and Why are you getting more Jewish as you get older dude white fish? Uh, wife is salad

The Shmato on his head and they sing like Dangerously galley cheek to cheek into microphones together with Bruce Springsteen So then a him being like, don't you? It got a good doesn't doesn't write us before I actually think he's my one of my favorite characters on the Soprano's thank you for not in your head sir and Thank you for not in your head again. I got two people on my side. I like him if you like him The fuck is that? He's great. That's not good. Why would you flip flop like that, Joe? Because I feel everyone being like, we saw Joe's movie, he stinks.

Maybe we'd take he stinks, so I'm like, no, he's not. Oh, that's your projecting that. That's not true. Fourth of July, fucking rules. Yeah, fucking rules. Thank you. So that, at a sold out, be computer.

That was one of the coolest things. Fucking great. I mean, I was, you know, the standout in the movie, but... You were the Stevie Van Zant of Fogelot. I wish I had his fucking wig. Bobby, did you see Rebecca's period boobs? Those boobs, I get nervous. Do you mean, period like... Like a bloody vagina. She's menstruating. I thought you meant like an era. No, no, no

She's dumping eggs, but it takes her huge. Yeah, I thought you meant like they were colonial tits or stuff I didn't understand they really are they really are the third the third daughter of a king's kids You will marry my third daughter. Hello! Rebecca has maiden tits. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she has brussel tits. Sorry about the smoke. They said we could smoke.

Yeah. Why are you sorry? Yeah, we're fine. These people are out the generous. They smoke. The front row. Look at these fucking people. They look great.

Yeah, they look fantastic except for one or two. Yeah. I want to ask you, Joe, how are you liking Austin this time? I mean, can I go a second? No, I love Austin. Before you answer the question, how many people here from Austin? OK, go, Joe. How do you like it? Bobby, I love you. Before you answer the question, how many people here from Austin? Okay, go, Joe. How do you like it?

Bobby, just real quick. If you're gonna ask questions like that, can you do it? And like this format, can you go, Joe, how do you join Austin? And then I want you to do that. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Hang on, Joe, how do you like Austin? Well, Bob. I find I could use a little more armed security and maybe the National

Guard down here in this neighborhood. But no I love it. I love South Congress. I love North Austin. I love campus. You're naming it. Six in the US. I'm so confused a little touching up. I feel like, if all of you could walk me to my next spot, I would think that was cool. It's trouble on a serious note. Not serious. I don't mean to say that because that's going to sound on a jokey, but like obviously serious. Also note, it's insane how much denial this people this city are in like I'll be like it's wild out here people like how do you mean?

I'm like The fucking wooden shiv right there and they're like oh And it doesn't make sense because they lagoon in front of the hotel smoking and the guy was like sir You cannot smoke in front of the hotel smoking and the guy was like, sir, you cannot smoke in front of the hotel. I go, is there a smoking section? He goes, in that alley or in that corner of the street. And it was like a guy in a diaper shitting himself in front of the hotel. I'm like, that's okay.

I'm paying to be in the hotel. I'd say if you walk to the parish, like across the highway by yourself, you have a sky-diving chance at survival. Or you know Akito. Or you're waiting for someone to test. And I want a guy strapped to me who's an expert in the neighborhood. Do you know I talked about this with Rogan? He didn't know there's a website that's just fights on this street. It's also Texas Street fights and it's just fights but the cops don't stop them. Or no, they do, they stop knowing it's arrested, right?

They just pepper spray them from far dude. They got super soakers of pepper spray. These things got distance and aim. It's like when you see people, a flick of quarter like that, they just, they just draw it and then they, they pull a bunch of like fat women with their dresses around their waist off each other. And then a bunch of guys cheer and yell, world star. Every night. I had a, I had a lady last night as I was talking to her,

I was like, yeah, it's a little crazy, you know? And then she's like, where are you from? Like, she thought I was from like Kansas. And I'm like, I'm from New York City. And she's like, what? That must be, and I'm like, no. No, this is uniquely often that there's bachelor-head parties and stabbings, like together.

Yeah. Yeah. This is literally a Batcher Party on a bicycle machine running over homeless people lying in the street. There's a fucking techno music playing. It's fucking nuts this time. Do you know there's a serial killer who's pushing drunk people into a river or something? And nobody here knows how to swim

so they die from drowning in a lake. It's not people, it's dudes. It's dudes, they say. It's a certain dude. What is it? What's that? What do you mean? White dudes?

I'm getting it like that, you fucking racist. Everything's gotta be race with that guy. I'm mad men, you cock sucker. What? What's men? I can can get it. Everything's gotta be race with that guy. I'm mad men, you cock sucker. I can't. What? I can't get it. Good looking men. I'm getting conflicting info.

I heard 25 to 30 dark complexion, like mostly Latinos. That's what I heard from multiple people. You're saying yes. Yeah. Yeah, you got it wrong, sir. Yeah, you're fine, but you're whitewashing this cereal killer. Tim, you're gonnawashing this cereal killer. Tim, you ought to be on the cool.

We're in danger of species. You're coming for us. It's fucking big guys eating like a billi-go in the front row. Fuck you, dude. God bless him, though. I don't think he's big past the point of giving a fuck about eating publicly. He was scraping the bottom of a guacamole in the chip. You're not supposed to lift it out of the container ever.

Yeah, what did you adopt this gorilla? What's going to go bad, too, like the lady who had the monkey, like he's going to attack one of her friends one day and rip her face off. Yeah, she's going to make a 911 ball. He's eating my friend's face! Shaila! She's eating sh friend's face! Shalad! Cheating, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad,ad, shalad,ad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad,ad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shad,ad, shalad,ad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad,ad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shalad,ad, shal,ad, shalad, shalad, shalad,ad, shalad, shad,ad,ad, shalad, shalad, shalad, shad So... If you want to do comedy in Fallujah...

No, I do agree, Bob. It is becoming... Fucking Fallujah! Come on, give me some of that right here. That's our new thing, by the way. It is becoming completely and obviously unsustainable. If that's what you mean. No, just kidding. It's... There's a vacuum of power. No, there's a lot of cities with 14 full-time comedy clubs and 75,000 people living in the

city. The math is perfect. A lot of comics and movement here, man. A lot of comics that come in here. Joe Rogan just opened his new club. Have you been doing I have not no okay? And what would it take I want to know what would it take for you to move here? I'm a different place What I'm a what would Rogan have to do to get you here? It's not Rogan. It's what would the gods have to do and that is

Get rid of the humidity, please No rattlesnakes, and don't tell me that a fucking metal buck, it's a pool. That's a fucking, it's a horse trough, and you guys call it a cowboy pool. A cowboy pool, that's the thing when you're 77 asses on fire, you just do. My biscuits are burning.

You're gonna pay $ dollars extra on an Airbnb to put you a fucking butt into a bug catcher. It's a beer trough for a party. I'm supposed to lay in it like some hillbilly. You know they don't clean it either. I'm from the city you roobs. Our pool sliver in the ground I? Had one above the ground. I know you what happened to it. I gave it to Lewis On the ground pool. Yeah, I was I do you give it above the ground? Who's someone? I still thought those were pretty permanent in their own way Not this one it was just the liner with PVC pipes. I got it at job logs for $350.

And when the pandemic hit, when the pandemic hit, I went to my wife sent me the job log. She goes, get this pool, it's $350. We're gonna need something to do this summer. So I got it, I put it together, it lasts. We got to work on that impression of your wife. Why? You know, you know, you know, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you can own Jewish lady. I know, we have to get that thing and it's hot outside, so you gotta go in the way. I gave it to Lewis. I was like, do you want my pullers? I go, I'll take a doggy. And I was like, I'll take a doggy. You can't call a pull if you can give it to someone

who's driving a fucking Dodge Stratus to take in one trip. Hey, you want my pool outsides? Hey, what my full skeleton with a tarp? You basically gave him a puddle catcher to go lay it in with his child. You gave it away because you were humiliated in it. You, I know for a fact, have a neighbor with an in-ground pool and he looked at you in that thing.

He was like, no. I do have a neighbor with an in-ground pool and you fucking take that relationship. I didn't. Yeah, you no. I do have a neighbor with an in-ground pool and you fucking take that relationship. I didn't. Yeah, you did. I did. You were part of it. I was.

Yeah, you were. Woo, that got uncomfortable. Do you remember the party? Joe, you were at the time there? I remember the pool. Yeah, I let Lewis as a son who's 10. And then he does jujitsu. And I did jujitsu.

So I was like, let's roll. And then I let him choke me out, because that makes me come. And then, he's still talking shit. Like, I'm 40, I could have fucked his kid up. I had to add up at the last second. I could have fucked his kid or fucked him up, but I let him choke me out and I tapped.

And then still, every time I see him, he's like, that's the bitch I choked at, right? I'm like, dude. Yeah, but my son says the same thing. They're gonna move us forward. They want us to. They want us to fuck you next time we come to the house. I'm gonna roll with little J. I'm gonna break his fucking arm off. Just get it back to him.

Just beat him in record time. Yeah. And then be like, oh, is that the little boy whose arm is broken? My fucking lethal hands. Bitch. But yeah, I was there. So I don't know if that was the same party. I don't think James Wethan's one.

He's the one. James Wethan was the party, because I had barbecues at my house and I would invite, you know, from two different generations. I have Colin Quinn and Jim Norton and Voss and Patrice and all those. Yeah, most of them are sick or dying or dead. But he doesn't come in a while. So I, when that's the barbecues, that's the barbecues when you bring out the old record player with the big horn on him. I don't know. I don't know. I want to say make it up in the middle.

And I don't know. The college is dancing with no other. Slow dancing. But I have another generation, you know, Louis and Jay and Dan. And you remember Dan? And uh, soda? you know, Lewis and Jay and Dan and uh... You remember Dan? And uh... So?

Should we pour one out for him? Dan chose the way last night. Shut up! Don't say that! No fucking die! That must have mean that Dan I talked to today was his... G would invite both, you know, fractions of this, you know, so the young box would be over here and the old cats would be over here. So you guys used to get mad at me because you thought I'd put you in a section. Oh, the kids table.

Yeah, I didn't put you at the kids table. The kids table, me. You a section of the kids table. Yeah, I didn't put you at the kids table You just you just sat at the kids table and I'd be looking over people I'm like, you don't really hang with Florentine like that. Why is he over there? But then yeah, and then I had a party for you guys and then you said The neighbors at the Laura said I had a 78 year old woman next door. Dolores, lovely woman. And she had an in-ground pool. And she said, I'm leaving for a couple weeks. You can use the pool if you want for your party.

And I was like, oh, that's great. And I had you guys over and you guys fucking ruined it. No one ruined it. Lewis got naked. Yes. Dolores is driveway. Lewis got naked. And then we did take his clothes

and we throw in the middle of the street where you'd have to run out front of your house naked and go get it. But in the loris's fucking driveway. What if you had a ring, the video doorbell? It was fine. I have a fucking neighbor. He covered his dick with his hand.

There was a naked Puerto Rican running down the loris's driveway and all the neighbors didn't know she was gone. They thought the loris was fucking raped by a Puerto Rican running down the lorices driveway and they didn't all the neighbors didn't know she was gone. They thought the lorices fucking raped by a Puerto Rican. The chicken was good though. The chicken was fucking great. There's a barbecue chicken guy, but it was good. I liked the party you had. Remember when you cut up some logs,

you cut down a tree and you cut up logs to make chairs, but then you didn't like polyurethane or anything like that. Oh, it was buggy logs. I set a whole thing. We all cleaned spiders all day. Just wet, live logs. And Keith Robinson was like losing his shit. He's like, fuck you, Bob!

I can't do the impression, obviously. But if Dan were like this, eh, eh. Oh. Fuck you, that was good. That was pretty good. Oh, Bobbi Warriors. Oh, why you got damn treats for our girl.

Oh, Bobbi. Bobbi, why are you fucking, man? Come over here on my left, I'm gonna punch you in the face. I want the names of everyone laughing. It's fucked up. He's handicapped now. He is awful. I'm not stopping on a punch you in the face. I want the names of everyone laughing. It's fucked up. He's handicapped now. He is awful.

He's African-American and handicapped, and you guys are poking fun. Not cool. It's his Austin, OK? Keep it sensitive. I have a new slogan for Austin. Keep it a little less weird. Sure.

How about keep it safe? Yeah. We had that. How about Austin? A little more, please? I'm one more day in Austin away from getting a Ron DeSantis tattoo. Stop it, Frisk. Is this isn't hard for you though?

Like this is your first moontow without Dan doing the bottom and bottom. Don't do this. Don't do this dude. The sex is different. You're more passionate lover because you've got like a Latino flavor about you. Dan's like real fricking fucking you know what I mean? He just comes in his eyes roll back in his head when he's done he comes back. You have to admit, Jay, you really upgraded on the lip game for your co-hosts. Look at these lips. Are you kidding?

Fucking spectacular. Yeah, the whole the lips, the skin, the guys of the guys, the total package. You know what? Well, I just dude it. Oh, too so a command, the've seen the guys in the total package. Let me ask you a great joke. If you had to replace Mark on your podcast,

who would you replace it with? That's tough. Somebody that is as popular. So not. You're a leader, let her minute. Certainly not. Not. You're a better minute. Yeah. Certainly not. You. But somebody.

Oh, jeez, I thought you were vomiting on me. Yeah, I don't know. He's irreplaceable. Soda is replaceable. Let's be honest. But Mark is. I can't. I can't.

Terrible. You're a dick. I know. No, I don't know. I would end the show like a good friend. Just... Right, you know what? He's got a point. I was just like, we had a good run.

He's got a point. Should've just fucking wrapped him up. He didn't say we should do radio anymore. He said, I don't want to do radio anymore. I was like, oh, because I was like, weigh in. It's for real, because I'm weigh in to in. This is for real, because I'm weigh into it. So, fucking bot, did they set it right? They were calling Bobby for the first few weeks.

Stepdad, and then somebody wrote, Bobby's not stepdad, he's the dad who stepped up. I like that. Oh, that's... That's really sweet. But I like Dan better for sure. Fuck you, you like Dan better because he's fucking easy to swallow. Who is this gonna die next?

Like in our friend group or you were down. Like in our friend group or you were down Like like in our group It's tough It was me until I lost the weight yeah, now you I feel like you could beat everybody up like you're like solid row Look at Bob he's like a man now Yeah, thank you one woman and four guys That woman I was felt real. I really fucking bugs me. I get no like sexy nothing From like the fans. There's no girls send to me. I don't get boo

That's not true. That's not true. I have I've gotten one It's a woman getting butt fucked by her husband Bobby. Yeah, but there was from the guy I don't get boob kids. Is that true? Does that true? I've gotten one. It's a woman getting butt-fucked by her husband, Bobby. Yeah, but that was from the guy. It was more his dick than her asshole. It was like, she was like, all right, I'll do it, I guess. It's not wrong. It is a bit of a commercial for this guy's dick.

Yeah. His dick was nuts. His dick was two of these. The guy had a big dick. He was really showing it off, but it was a butt-fucking-his-wife. Senator Bobby is a little welcome to the bonfire. I mean, I'm not fucking shunning it, but I would like, you know, a boob or a hay, check these. There was a boob.

There was a vagina, and there was a large dick in a woman's butt. It was a little bit of it. It was like a Sunday. Oh, are you? You get a lot of dick pics. I mean, a pussy and titties. Which one did you mean? You got a chick with dents and a dick? No, I've never gotten sexed by a trans person, but I would accept. I would take a peek. That, I think I have your letter.

I would take a peek. That's my most looked at Reddit thread. Is that a... That's called Big Dick Girl. It was so addicting, I've never seen it. It's so addicting. And he showed it to me and we're just scrolling. And it's not even like, it's not even like a...

It's not sexual. It's not sexual. It's really not. It's like, fascinating. It's pure fascination. Every dick is different than the other. I didn't know dicks were so different. Do I want to feel it? Yeah, not in a gay way, in a fascinated way.

No. I'm fascinated by come on my face too. It's like, it's just interesting. You should always address your fascinations, Joe. It's the hot load shot on my forehead. Sabemos lo importante que es sentirse acompañado. Por eso en Kaysha Bank ahora cuentas con un préstamo para hacer realidad tus ilusiones. Solicitas lo desde el móvil o a través de tu gestor. Informa tenKayshaBank.es. Kaysha Bank, tu y yo, nosotros. Siempre que se mantenga las circunstancias económico-financieras del solicitante en el momento de la solicitud.

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Don't do it. You're facing my ass. Baby! Classic. Classic, Liste. I think Bobby, I think because I have the same thing. Like, everyone's like, people, I know I have friends that like, everyone's just sending them tits and stuff, but I think people see us as like, good man. Where are you?

You? Yeah. I'm like, they see me, they're like, wow, somebody likes them. That's great. But are you going to get, is it not okay at home if someone just sends you random pussy and tithpicks? I mean nobody does, but if they did, I'd be like, look how crazy this is. Yeah, okay, so what'd you do?

You show your wife? I think so, yeah. I show Christine. They have two-quarter, half the time I said. That was where you're organic. I show her three-quarters of the time. You're out of your mind. You loved your phone in the room. I'll be honest, you left your phone in the room

and we ran back up to get that fucking deck. Why don't you make that up? We didn't run back up at all. We went down. Christine had the phone. Why are you singing your sentences? I don't know what that is. Because you're telling Thibs. We ran back from the phone.

We didn't run back from the phone. I'm jargosed food. I didn't make the joke until we went in the room. I left my phone, the room. Christine's in there breaking up with me right now. There was a time when I had my phone that I wouldn't leave it at home. When my wife was my girl, it was a landline.

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Sorry, I interrupted, but I felt like if I missed it, you know what I mean? I felt like I had a minute executive decision, I feel bad. No, I had the first, the flip phone, the first one with video, and I, what the fuck? I had some videos on there that were bad and Don found them. Oh boy. Yeah, that was, I left my phone at the scene. You took the videos Question you fucking an investigator from my wife. No, I'm asking you said in the details She might hear this you cocky-sock. I can't what you just said yes

Yes, it was before They weren't sending you a video. I didn't think you guys are taking the video. Yes, it was before they were sending you a video. I didn't think you guys would take the video. Yes, Jay A fan inclusive it was before you could send videos you had to take them so I Yes, I'm a worse person than you. I got caught somebody wants beep to be news But new to before damn it would have been funny if I said beeped me new to the first time. Fuck all of you. Do it with my eye somehow I said always convinced my ex-wife that it wasn't weird to turn your phone off at night and put it inside your pillowcase.

You're gonna fucking tumor on your head so you're gonna get caught cheating. So I won't live my life anymore, I have to go. My phone's in the room, I have to run back upstairs. Have you ever gotten caught cheating on somebody? No. I'm not a big cheater. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

I'm all talk, guys. I don't. Look at all these girls. I would break out and hives. I feel like talk, guys. I don't look at all these girls. I would break out in hives. I feel like Sarah said, if I fucked a woman on the road, I would come home and be like, hi babe.

It was great. I'm sorry. I legitimately think in 2010, I popped anxiety from all that kind of shit. Yeah, it's like lying so much. It went fucking nutty. But I remember, do my phone being missing one day? It just, it simply fell in the crack of the cushion

in the couch where I was sitting. But I had friends over and no one knew it was going on as I was frantically. They're like, we're watching a Eagles game or something. They go, oh, that was a good plan. I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh, super good play. I got yelling for my ex to see where she was and what her voice sounded like.

It's like Marco Bolo. Hey, gosh. Like, yeah, I'm like, OK, nothing yet. This is still time to find this thing. What's up, you want to hear my, this is my, what closest I have to a cheating story? I had a girlfriend that I lived with and I was bartending and this woman was like,

God, you're like, you're so adorable. I just wanna kiss you on the face and I was like, wow, you can and then she went like a closed lip like, and I was like, whoa, and then the next day my appendix erupted and I was like, dude, I was fucking crazy, I was like, karma shit And I was like, dude, I was fucking crazy. I was like, karma shit. And I was like, where am I gonna do fuck a woman?

My dick will fall off. I'll get like, you know, pancreatic cancer or something. I swear to God. It was the next day. I was like, oh, my stomach is like killing me. Yeah. You burst your own appendix with things I hate. With a smooch.

A smooch. You fucking sissy. I mean, it was hot dog. I remember being like, oh, I just kissed a dog. It was fucking crazy. And then I had to have surgery the next day. So be careful, boys. I got caught cheating a couple times.

I tell you what, it sucks getting caught cheating, but there is a feeling of relief when it's over. When you get caught. Because now you don't have to lie. You don't have to, it's over. You know. Nass, bury it and never think about it again. Yeah.

It's like herpes. Once you get it, you're like, I don't have to worry about that anymore. Serious. It's like, it's a nice feeling. Like you guys all have to be like, I think I might have herpes. I'm like, no, I have herpes. It's all over me. Covered.

What? It's fun. It's all over me. Cover. What? It's fun. It's something to do. So I gotta go get baltracks. I gotta eat right for a couple days. I can, I can pop some shit. Look at all the young girls just threw up in their mouths. I made up the part of my mouth. Those girls have herpes. Yeah, you'll get it.

Yeah, I can feel it. I made up the partner. Those girls have her, baby. Yeah, you'll get it. I can feel it. No more HPV though. One guy with three hot games over there. He's gay. Yeah, okay. Well, he's fucking gay. No, your husband's gay. Watch out.

There's a serial killer. I was stuck if he got killed by the serial killer. And that's how you found out your husband was queer. Oh, he's one of those gay people in the river. He didn't have a swim? Yeah, gays can't swim with those wrists. Actually, they swim better with those wrists. No, they're limp. They can't pull water through them.

You know what I heard? This is pretty funny. There was anesthesiologists who, when they put people out, people with a southern accent, when they come out, they still have their accent, they still have their southern accent, or whatever, if they're from another country from England, they still have the accent, the English accent. But when a gay guy comes out of the anesthesia, they talk regular and they slowly turn gay.

I knew it was a choice. Gays a choice. Gays a choice. Gays a. So it's, they come out, they're like, what the fuck happened? What's going on? Hey, do you have a cracker?

Do I have arns, or, yeah? Hey, do you have a cracker to have arms? Yeah, it's just there. Any other J.F. Hill Disney? Was in a successful surgery! Come back. What's up? Bring me something gluten free. My appendix burst, but I feel good today.

This is what I've been moved to. I've been moved to Lady yesterday. I have herpes. This is part of our...we're running Joe. Joe is gay. Joe is gay. I've got to go to wider than this. Or are you a great gay? That Joe Lister's tight. You have a 12 year old pussy mouth. Oh, Robert!

I had to get hit in a cigar's face. You're fucking Joe. Robert Patrick. You're talking about children's pussy's. Oh, Robert! I had to get hit in a cigar's feet, you fucking Joe. Robert Patrick. You're talking about children's pussy's. That is not at this festival, young man. Take it to Skankfest.

How did you know my middle name? Because you're bit. My name's Robert Patrick Kelly. I'm Irish. I have rights. I was a big fan of yours before I met you. I had a Robert Kelly sticker on my first comedy notebook. Bobby, you're an Irish Catholic from Boston. I know your name is Bobby Kelly and I'm sure I just knew it.

But when he goes, how did you know my full name? And I sit in my head and he goes, probably Robert Patrick Hellen. I'm not. Could have been a Brendan in there. Awesome. Isn't it weird? This is not gonna be funny, but. There's something like first names that you know, the ethnicity, like Brendan is an Irish name.

There's no Italian Brendan's. I would have just made that a guy was like a baby with the collar flipped up on their polo shirt. Is that Irish Brendan? Yeah. Brendan, you know a Brendan that's not Irish. There you go. I think they're a Brendan here. Brendan Lee. Brendan Sagalo. Brendan Scott. Show Brendan. Is there Brendan's job? Who Scott? Shaw. Brendan? Is there Brendan's job? Who? Do you know who the fuck that is?

His name is Brendan? The guy from the thing. What the? From the, from the, the, the, the, the, I didn't know his name was Brendan. I didn't know his name was Brendan. Yeah, Brendan. What was the thing it was?

Oh, my God. I only, people just refer to him as Shaw. Well, he. What's the thing it was? Oh, I only I only people just referred over the shop Well, you just know that was We call you Joe. We don't say Joe list We say Joe Yeah, well, yeah His name is Brandon sure he has a first name. All right. Well, I didn't I forgot I spaced what the fuck Why is everyone acting crazy? What's this guy's problem with bread and chop?

Yeah, what are you gonna problem with him? I know, I met the man in my life. Will you want to fight him? No, is he here? I thought he was gonna choke me out from behind, like James. Remember, the earlier the kid, the younger brother. Yeah, we got him. It's a shop, that's an Irish name. Oh, shop.

Nick shop. Shop. It's isn't he Mexican? What? No, his wife's Mexican. What is he? Irish. He loves he guy. I'm...

A comedian. You know what? He's white. He's just straight up white. Really? I thought he was Spanish. So did everybody else. I think it's just tough. I think if someone's tough, you think they're Spanish. No, if someone carries a knife all the time, I think they're Spanish. If someone's pregnant at 12, I think they're Spanish.

If they have more than six kids, I think they're Spanish. If they have more than six kids, I think they're Spanish. Somebody wears flip flops with nice jeans, I think they're Spanish. If somebody owns more than one mesh tank top, I think they're Spanish. If someone calls dockies burrows, I think they're Spanish. Someone has a pimple that says they're good dogs. Just in silver, Spanish. Just in silver. Is it Spanish?

It's a good dog, he's friendly. Is Justin here? No. No. How come is that? Who's said no? Waiting for Justin to be here. He's watching Josh practice not introducing you well tonight.

Give it up! OK. Now that was Madlast night too, because I wanted to sing Kelly Clarkson since you've been gone. Thank you. We did. No, we kind of did. That's what you wanted though.

I wanted the full fucking song. I wanted to get it dressed. I wanted to get a little disco about right under my tits. Just like Kelly. We could have got pocketbooks instead of cowboy hats. And you could have dedicated to damn. Did you bang on? Six-hip and gone.

The show is not as good. I was here to go something I remember. Since you've been gone, advertisements has stay pretty steady Listener ship hasn't gone down at all Now that I'm saying it my head Brendan shot it clicks but separating Shaw and Brad distant it didn't click It's fine. I know about Brendan's job

You don't want any trouble. I get it What movies this we don't want any trouble, I get it. She says, Hey, what movies this? We don't want any trouble, not in any language. Ssshh. Come on. A tombstone, come on, classic. Tombstone. It was most of the kids in here, a fucking 14. But it was playing in that.

This guy's a 208 year old Indian from a cigars bar. Yeah. Yeah. Are you still fucking eating? Yes. Why are you still chewing on the cigar's? Where is it? Jesus, no I don't. I lost weight, thanks. It looks like he was a cigar store Indian statue and his gypsy wife cursed him to life. Could you guys stop picking a fight with a 6 foot 7 Native American who's wearing a shirt

that says fight me? Seriously, I can't tell his shirt literally says fight me at Bob and Jay are like look at this fucking idiot. It says bar far though. Watch it. Watch it. How would you pay him to walk into your shows? How?

Chief, could you get your show to his shows, OK? We'll pay you in rice and blankets. Look at Chief Street smarts. Would you help Joe get safe with the next few years? He's street smarts. Would you help Joe get safe with it? Bobby though, I know Bobby's a tough guy from Boston, but Bobby doesn't play around out here. All three days we've been here and at some point I've been like, let's cut to this alien, Bobby goes, nope.

Yeah, it's fucking, because you smoke 19 joints. You don't see what I see. Oh, I see it. I see it. I'm just so high I'm like, bring it on. You fucking do it with homeless folks. I'm going to put him like a last dragon where they all stand in a circle around me.

Yeah. I'm like, take this fucking fat lady with a face tattoo in no team. Suck on that, I think black guy with long hair. I walk around. It looks like the game frogger when I'm like, you're getting fat lady with a face tattoo in no team. So, on that, I think black guy with long hair. I walk around, it looks like the game frogger when I'm walking. I'm jogging I'm like I'm late for my spot just sprinting through people Not the terrified you wanted to go to fucking alley last night. It looked like the fucking thriller video

True fucking you fucking nuts, dude. I was really dropping it dude And we're happily down the alley. I'm like I'm turning around like what man what's going on? dude and we're halfway down the alley I'm like I'm turning around like what man what's going on fuck is wrong with you dude you want fight a homeless no I'm not gonna fight a homeless I'm not fighting a fucking lady with a fucking diaper and a vacuum cleaner I'm not doing well then I guess they're only gonna announce my name on Texas Street fights dot com also Bobby you met the local abortion doctor Come also. Bobby, you met the local abortion doctor?

Too soon? I thought that was good. She has a vacuum cleaner. All right. Well, swigging a miss, I guess. We did the, now, look at this crowd. They all had the kid. We did your living wake last night. That was kind of I'd be honest with you. I had fun, but it was kind of horrible. They

It was booked in the same Don't say so I don't know You a Josh what Jeremiah me or friends and Brad Williams on front but that was don't say slow was like Your fan base sucks, but you seem nice That's what you would say you wait Hey, I don't like none of y'all, but he was all right Her compliments were so weird she was like he chase you might the kind of white dude the black people are like I so weird. She was like, he, J.C. Mike, the kind of white dude, the black people were like, I, and then something else nice between a bunch of long, e-hums, put the butter in. No.

It was fucking, it was weird. I get it, but you're sitting up there, you don't have a mic, and you're just sitting there like that. He's like, saying, face-ucks. He's like, face-ucks. Weird. It was a little weird, you know, the thing that you died, and I what I would say at your wake, you know,

that's kind of sad. No, it's fine. But we did find out that I don't even really know you. Not at all. Bobby told three of our probably most historic stories, not one fact right in any one of them. He just has to believe what I tell him. I really should have made up more nefarious things you've done. I don't even know.

Because when I was like me and Jay met, I don't know how we met. Yeah, he goes, I asked Jay to go on a gig with me. I'm like, already right there, wrong. You ask Kevin Hart to go on a gig with you. And as an open-miker, he still said, nah. But my fat friend Jay has a car. and you were like, I'll take that. What was your car again?

What was it, Ahonda? At that point, Saturn. I remember, Norton had a Saturn too. We were at the... What a sad car? It is a sad car. It was economical though. And I remember we were driving back me and this kid was driving

back from a gig in the meat packing district where that's where most of the transsexual hookers used to be. And we're at a red light and the kid said, hey, it's the true that Jim norin really likes transsexual hookers. And we saw a black transsexual hooker coming down the street that looked like Keith Robinson in a wig now. I think she had a limp hooker. And I looked over and Jim Norton was in a zad in next to us. Rolling his window going, hey, hey, hey. She was like, what you want, little man? And I was like, does that answer your question? And I just went, yo, Jim,

and he went, ah, he stepped on the gas and peeled away. Even a trans prostitute judges Have you ever been with a hooker? No, but my friend Tom Dustin got robbed by hookers in Miami. And I've told the story many times, but I thought I was just doing well. I didn't know. It was just these two black ones. They look like very similar to ice cube. And then they came up You look like NWA. Yeah, and they came up on either side of me

and they're like, hey, sugar, let's go to your room. And I was like, I must be looking great. And I was like, yeah, okay. And I took him to my room. And then, well, I thought I was gonna have a threesome and one was smearing her tits on like glasses, which I remember being a little annoyed because I'm like, that's gonna take some time

to clean that. She was like, you're gonna get the cocoa-bubber up your glasses. You gotta get the cocoa-bubber up your glasses. Yeah, low shins and fucking. Yeah. And the other one was rubbing my dick like over the jeans and I was like, woo! And then my friend Tom Dustin, wonderful comic, he came in

and he's like, joe, I just got fucking robbed. All my money's gone and I'm like, dude, who cares? Look at this! I was like, look at this shit! And then he left like upset, and then she went back to smushin' her tits on my face, and I was like, man, this is crazy. And then they both abruptly left.

They were like, all right, we're outta here. And I remember being like, why did they just leave? What did I do? You glazing her all scratched up from shaved nipple hair whiskers. And then I remember going, that's weird, they left so abruptly, and then I was like, what was Tom saying? And then I looked at my bag, I had a duffle bag, and all the zippers were unzipped, and I was like, uh, fuck.

And I had one thought, they took $1,000, I didn't have an ATM card at the time. They took 100% of my money, and all the... You have a Valtrax? No, that was pretty. Is that how you got it? She was so dirty, she rubbed her tits on my face, and I got genital herpes. And you have the baltrix? No, that was pretty. Is that how you got it? She was so dirty, she rubbed her tits on my face,

and I got genital herpes for that. But yeah, and we got, that was my hooker experience. Maya, I think my first ever thing. We were falling asleep. No. I'm just looking at you with a serious, like, what was the late night, Tom? Got him. Fuck it. Care. Sawyer? I'm just looking at you with a serious like uh... What was the late night, Tom?

I'm fucking cares. Tom, so where? Maybe. My first hooker thing, I was robbed by her, but just verbally by her demanding all of my money. I just gave it to her. I had $200 in cash on me total. I was on a trip.

I got a job and I had to go, I was counting cars for like an engineering company and they sent me to Western Pennsylvania with like, they're like, whatever you spend, like you could expense it. And my grandmother, my grandmother, rest in peace, my mom. She gave me $200 cash so I could eat for the week. And I was like, for the week. For the week. And I didn't have any money. And when the first day we were out there counting these cars, I saw a thing that was like massage, his girls, girls, girls, like truck stop place. And I went in there in a 55 year old lady with Tercoise rings on. Something you know in a massage room. And instead of running a weird fingernail through my

dick hair and my near my dick and then she goes you want to and she finger fucked her hand and I went yeah and she goes 300 and I went I don't have 300 she goes what do you have? And I went to 100. And she goes, that. And I gave her 100% of the money I owned to fuck on the first day of a 3-day trip. What did you eat? I told the other guys that my money fell out of my pocket. And if I'll get them back, if they pay for my things, my food so they did.

And by the way all week being like, that sucks so bad your money went away I'm like, right? And I was sucks so bad as my patchy dick hair from the turquoise ring ripping it all out. We had the fucker I was gonna have a bald weiner. My first hooker was in Boston. It was after I won a competition. Remember the comedy right? The BCN comedy right?

We run, we, me, Dane Cook, the 72 dudes who won this big huge comedy competition. And they were going to IHOP and I was like I want to get a hooker. I bet Dan Cook still got pussy if that I hopped out. And I went my friend, I was a fucker, I don't know what his name was, Davey and some Donnie, Donnie. He took me to a car so he go, take me down to downtown Boston, and Patrice showed me where the hookers were. And this old black lady, she's like 50.

What? Yikes. That'd be ages. And I remember she came up to the car. 50's to do 47. She came up to the car and she's like, what do you got? I was like, I'd like a blow job.

She said, I got, she goes $20. I go, I have $18.50. And she goes, I get in, motherfucker. But get in the back seat with me. He'll drive us. So. Your car? No, it's his car.

He had a Ford Audi, a shitty car. So he drove us around, she was the backseat. And I remember she goes, give me the money. So I gave her the 18 bucks. She goes, where's the 50 cents? And I remember I had a quarter, two dimes in a nickel. And I dropped one of the dimes and she made me find it on the floor. That's hilarious. Oh, the ocean business woman first.

A dime was a phone call back then though. She, she, so she said, she goes, she goes, she goes, take it out. So I took my dick out and then she put a rubber scheme in her, she goes, put that on your dick. And I was like, okay, and then she goes, get it to the edge, get it to the edge. And I didn't know what she meant so I just got jerking off and then I looked in the rear of your mirror and it was cops and I went cops and she jumped on the floor she goes mother fuck it y'all come with me if I go fuck it just kept y'all on to me get

it to the edge baby just get it to the edge mom was gonna make you come just get it to the edge, baby. Just get it to the edge. Mom was gonna make you come. Just get it to the edge. Get it to the edge. On the cops from behind you. Behind me. So I just was nervously jerking off. And I just was jerking off. And then the cops took a left. And she came back up and she was like, I came. She was like, you came?

Well, the fuck did you come for them, motherfucker? I said get it to the edge, don't come. And she goes, just let me out of here. She got out and I heard her going to all our other hooker friends on the stool. This motherfucker just jerked off 18-50. And then my friend, I was still in the back seat with my dick, and the con, and we were coming in. And I was just sad. I remember my my dick. When the con we were coming in, I was just sad.

I remember my friends' eyes in the rear of your mirror and he goes, dude, next time, just give me the 18 bucks. I'll drive you around and you can jerk off with that. There it is. There it is. When I used to drop off Keith Robinson and Kevin Hart, we used to drop him off at Kevin's house and I would drive back to South Jersey and I would drive through Camden, New Jersey to wake up because it was alive with action.

Children on the street, violence fights, hookers, drug dealers. The Austin of New Jersey. LAUGHTER This fuck is crazy here. And I was in a red light and a hooker just started walking up to my big black lady, sort of walking up to my window. And I rolled the window up. And she just puts her hand on the side of the door,

and she's like, talking through the window. And then I didn't know there was a cop behind me and he just turns his like lights on and he goes step away from the car mess and she goes this my cousin he my cousin and they go sir are you the window and I go no Just drive away, please I love your mic technique, too Is that your cousin? No Was she mad that she react but she like I just walked away. I mean she wasn't getting in if not Thank God. The North Philly was crazy. I had a hooker jump in my car one day.

Just opened door, jumped in my car. And she goes, she goes, she goes, what do you want to do? I was like, get out of my car please. And she goes, give me five hours. I'll get out of the car. And I was like, I'm not giving you money to get out of my car. I was delivering auto parts in this man's neighborhood. And she goes, then she goes, give me, she goes, give me five hours. I got out of the car. I go, get to get it in my car. I was delivering auto parts in this man's neighborhood. She goes, then she goes, give me, she was giving me five hours. I got in the car and go, get the fuck out of my car. And she goes, oh, you got a phone charger? Let me call my mama.

And then she goes, no, and then she goes, two dollars, I got out of the car and I gave her two dollars. Wow. She wrote me for one block while we had this weird argument. I was like, I never, my doors are always locked when I drive from that, from that day on. I saved the hooker's life one night. I think we just went up in each other. My mother hooker. How did you save her life? A hooker once saved my life.

a hooker once saved my life. I did. I was late night and I saw her at a cold, Boston cold, freeze it out. And she was at a 7-o-o- Boston strong. She was at a 7-o-11. And I pulled up and she was like, you know, you want to do some action or whatever. It was really cold out. So I was like, you know, you want some action or whatever. It was really cold up. So I was like, yeah, how much? She goes, you know, 20 bucks or whatever. I was like, let's go.

And she goes 20 bucks and some nachos. So I had to buy a nacho. That's not good. That's not good. Free fuck food. She was a hungry man. You know, a little rope of jalapeno parts. She got nachos with everything.

It was gross. And we got my car. Put them guacamole on there. Hey, watch, shit, guacamole. Of course. She had the case so long, top. Oh, my God. And I'll tell you what, just eat Doritos' mouth.

It's not a good blow job. What was she got? She got in my car. What just ate Doritos mouth is not a good blow job What you got she got in my car she told her to pull over in this space over by river beach somewhere And we just sat there and she was eating nachos, but as she warmed up from the heat in the car her nose started running Into the nachos Oh You said that everything was on him. So we were all just talking for like three hours in my car. What are you leaving Las Vegas? You're like Travis Bickle.

Yeah, she has a lot of good science ideas. She fell asleep and I let her sleep for a little bit. What did you cover with a blanket for a little bit? Hey, you take the night off. I stuck a 20 or a 10s and I gave her the money and then I dropped her off. When the sun came out. How'd you know her name? I gave her the money and then I dropped her off. When the sun came out. You go Sabrina. How'd you know her name? It's the only hooker named after Azibra.

She would have died that night. It was called. It was called, dude. No, hooker pussy never dies. It's like the goonies. You wouldn't get a hooker now, would you? No, those days are done. I'm really honest with God because it's my own insecurity stuff.

It's like, it's what Lewis is interesting. Lewis Chegoma is when he describes current or recent time hooker shit. It's with such like, his mind, he is like, yeah, she's probably psyched. Like she comes over and like, oh, it's not some creepy awful guy. And I don't see that way. I'm like, I'm gonna pay this lady's coming over to get money to go boot up heroin because her kids are living with the government or something. And then later on, she's gonna be taking a scolding hot shower going going that fat fuck came on my tits So now short answer now Give it up over here. Hey, man. What's up?

Yes, wow Chris Rogers Chris Rogers dude fucking rolls Chris Rogers art on fucking Instagram right? It's here. Chris Rogers are here. Chris Rogers are right here. On fucking believe it. Always at skate best.

He's amazing. He can't just come down to the ship. Oh, you mean. Hey, Chris does the paintings for Kill Tony every week. I'm Monday nights, man. Check him out over a comedy mother ship. He's the best. That's a best.

He also did the George Floyd painting in town, even though he thinks George Floyd died from drugs. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. You're right. That's pretty bold, you didn't fucking say that. Weird.

He drew George Floyd more mural with George Floyd that I know is pleased. Ah, fuck you. Fuck you, that's funny. I just, I wanna, I don't really like the police. I was all in panic. I think their useless and should be nowhere near any major city. It's the six street often in the old.

Except we don't have to go from here to your next show. I wish there was 12 with me currently, but... This guy's gonna carry you like a baby your next show. Will you walk Joe to his next show? Is this your wife with you right here? How does it feel to be with somebody that big? Just he... That was really sweet. Does he get on top of you?

No, no. He's not a murderer. He's like a... I know how it works. You guys never not a murderer. He's like, no. I know how it works. You guys never kiss a missionary ever. Do you have to use a certain strap and device?

No, you put her at the end of the bed, and then you nail next to the bed. That's what I do. Ooh. Or you could put like a little chair over the middle of her body or something. You can lay your body on top of... How do you guys...

How do you guys... How do you do it? Are you on top? Like a little bird? Do you just squat on his totem pole? Oh, Bob, hey, yeah. Woo! Oh, Bob, Bob, hey, yeah. You just squat on his totem pole When it comes is it rain You guys we are against the fuck out here big J. Olferson

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