Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Puppy Respect

Episode Date: May 4, 2020

We have Rosebud Baker and Andy Haynes back, and we check in on their new engagement, new puppy and move back to the Corona Epicenter of NYC! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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YKWD. YKWD is back again. We're all starting before them all. YKWD. YKWD is so fun and crazy. And there's no rules. Shut up, you ruining it. I'm sorry, it's a comedy podcast. And there's no rules. Shut up, you ruining it!

I'm sorry, it's comedy podcast. This is an NPR. That's the podcast done. Is there any better show? This is the original. It can't hear you, Mike. There was no song this year, this week, Mike. I didn't go out to you guys.

But you know what? People make mistakes. People make mistakes. And like I write on my little pad, you got to let go and let God. Oh, one day at a time, Mike. Wow. And the secret of success is to know something, nobody knows. And that's God is real. So maybe you can go in and post and add the song.

Maybe this week, Mike. And we always thank God the coronavirus is going on for another month because I'm sure we'll get this lockdown by the time this thing's over, right Mike? Yes, I mean everybody's got a sale a new Sale To get somewhere. Oh, that's good. That's good where? Oh, that's good. That's good. That's deep. That's not deep. Welcome. My essential worker. What? Mike is an

essential worker? Yeah. Yeah. And that by that we mean essential and underappreciated. Yeah. I mean, I mean, that didn't mean that mean what he did. Though he literally quit last week because of this. So I don't want to, I don't want to put my foot on his neck, you know, you can't, you have to say in quarantine. Well, just, you know, I'd rather wait until I see him, until this is over. So I can be near him and I can choke him in person. Sure.

You know what I mean? Because choking somebody alone in a bathroom when your wife is outside going, what's going on? What are you doing? I'm just fucking choking Mike. You said it happened. You said it was all said. And you fucked up Mike.

But you know what? Things happen Mike. Right Mike? Life is a bowl of reason that's. Sure. This is my dick. Um. I'm.

I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Right, my life is a bowl of reason that's sure. This is my dick. Um, Oh, nice. Thank you. So hi guys. How you doing? What's going on? Uh, we're okay. Well, yeah, baby. The relationships coming to an end. Somebody got a deal. Listen. Wow. He's fucking, he died his hair. He's coming out of the closet.

Listen, listen, the last time we talked to you, you had no facial hair and you were in an actual living room that looked like it was decorated by a woman. And now you're in a bunker, smoking indoors with pictures of your dick on your desk. Just hold on a second before you come at us. You're wearing camo for no reason. All right. Don't forget my positive sayings that I came with. I have a lot of positivity. I might be able to help you guys get through this.

Let go and let God. Thank you. You never use. No, no, you can't reuse. You have to do a new one every time. We said about a new sale. We got to get a new sale. A new sale. Sale a new sale to get new places. Yeah. I love that. Did I hear you and please I might have a mistaken before I throw up in my ice coffee. Did you call her Rosie? Yeah. Okay. When did that is that a is that a is that new?

I haven't heard you call everybody calls me Rosie. Well, I can call her Rosebud, like she's my, uh, my little sister tagging along. Got my made me put some blood in my pack. Those are long sister. I don't know what that is gonna write that in a porn search later. Hold on, I'm trying to get our computer up a little higher. Yes. Mike Calta was supposed to be here tonight. His internet, something happened with his internet. This is the second time this has happened to me. tonight, his internet, something happened with his internet.

This is the second time this has happened to me. Last week I was supposed to do a podcast with this guy, a cigar podcast, and literally he just disappeared and his fucking router just fucking burnt up or some shit. And now my... So he canceled without canceling. Well Mike, I don't know, who knows? Did he go up and smoke? Well, Mike's router, I think his internet just went out. So, you know, I had somebody, I had

somebody not show up for a zoom meeting, um, twice, twice in a row. Didn't show up for a zoom meeting. I was like, I fucking hate this person. Now, now that Weinstein. Yeah, it's crazy. He was like, I can't, I'm tied up. You froze on that joke. I did. God damn it. Yeah, the Harvey Weinstein, wow, I'm staying. That's what it said. No, that's how I said it. You said it like Max Headroom. Yeah. I look like Max headroom right now. You do you live giving a guy Max head. Hey, you got to make money in the quarantine, but hey, buddy, if you could fucking get me into one of your schedules, I'll fucking slide. I'll be your East Coast go-to, boy. I have a nice blonde wig that makes it very pleasant.

Yeah, put a blonde wig on me. I give the quickest hand jobs in the East. Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's my slogan. You'll be back in your family house and join dinner before you know it. I'm surprised you don't have it on the wall behind you. We kiss hand jobs in the east.

I should get that t-shirt. Listen, so you guys are you doing good? I mean, what's up, Rose? But over OSE as we found out, we can call you. We're doing okay. We so far, so good. We've gotten into, we've gotten into it like a couple times. Last night we got into it a little bit. Why? Because Rosebud was trying to get me to listen to, I was trying to get him to listen to positive thinking. Like, like a YouTube cult leader and I said it was horseshit.

He didn't say it was horseshit. That's not how he said it. It was the way he said it was horse shit. He didn't say it was horse shit. That's not how he said it. It was the way he said it was horse shit. I said it, I spiraled. That's all you need to know. Yeah. Can I just say something to you, Andy? Yeah.

Success is the child of audacity. LAUGHTER Got it, listen. You're a horse. Listen, listen. I've been listening to this. If there was a guru online that sounded like Bobby, I would be, I'd feel so much more confident playing it for someone. But they never sound like that.

They always sound like cult leaders. And so you just kind of have to like, put that aside and like, and like listen to what they're saying. Anyway, we got into it. This guy had like nine, he had like nine accents. He was like Irish and Indian and Jamaican and Scottish. Listen, he's a jackass, but what he's saying is right. Anyway, and he was flipping the flip out.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I mean, wow. What? That was a pimp shit, Rosebud. What you just did right there. Listen, listen, and you whoop. I agree with you, but I'm right. You literally said I agree with you, but I'm right. You literally said. I agree with you, but I'm fucking right. That is a good shit, right there. I got it. Have you guys ever seen a soldier that's been captured as like a prisoner of war?

Yes, that's this face. I just, I can't fight. Are you kidding me? Yeah. We were in the room and Andy goes, do you think that when I spiral like that, it's a choice and I was like, yeah, I do. I was like, if you were a child, I would say it wasn't. So we really got, we bumped heads and then

And then you know he came at me and I came at him and He came at you first though. So basically it's his fault. He didn't really come at me He just got into a fly roll of self-pity and I can't I don't like it. Yeah You know and so I was like And then hold on your frozen, make sure they can hear you. So then we actually patched it up last night, like it really patched it up. We didn't just like say, okay, it's fine and like try to move on. We actually moved on, which was good. Right. But that was probably the biggest fight we've had. And did anybody at any point want to hit the other person?

No, I mean, probably. No, I wanted to kill her. Like dead. I don't know. Like dead. I don't know. Rosebud gets real like bootstrap bull-dike energy when she's like, she's out. she's like that too. I know.

Like I'm dating a female hockey coach. It's like you just got to put in the laughs. You just got to get him harder. He's got a dim harder. Put feeling sorry for yourself. Maybe spend a couple more hours on the treadmill. And I'm just like, You know what? It's good advice. She should have married Matthew McConaughey.

I got sort of like the beta version. Of Matthew McConaughey. You got Matthew, you got Matthew McConney's. You should have married me. So when you when you were fighting last night, now I, I, I, I've had a couple fights with my wife since quarantine. But I actually had to apologize. I, I actually went in and it was like, listen, me, I fucked up. All on me, nothing to do with you. I triggered your shit and here she is right now.

Dawn, Dawn. Dawn. What the heck? They're still in a fight. Dawn. She's like, Oh God. Are you there?

Come back, baby! Dawn, talk to me! You're just here. I'm leaving you. Dawn, I'm nothing! I'm nothing without you! Don't you plug the internet in. Please, you unplugged it.

You motherfucker! Well, somebody did. I didn't, you talk to the ghost and see if the ghost will plug it back in. You're triggering her. The ghost that unplugged it. Just ask them whatever her name is because it's going to be a woman. Plug it back in. A fuck is he talking about?

There's a ghost because the internet unplugged and it wasn't my wife. Right. We got your kid. Huh? Where did you go? I'm plugged and it wasn't my wife. Right. You're not your kid. Huh? Where am I? Did you tell it? Well, that would... He can't blame another male.

No, I know. Are you having sex with her? Right. It's huge. Yeah. The ghost has to be a woman. Right. You said her, you're a human.

Okay. Bobby, can you check your mic? Check my mic. Yeah. The chat is saying it's a little low. I'm not working. I don't know, but your mic sounds a little different now too. Oh God, what is happening, Michael? I'm on Wi-Fi for some reason. Why am I on Wi-Fi?

It might be why your mic sounds different, but. Does it sound bad? It just sounds lower than it was. And then the chat notice it also. How's that? Is that better? Sounds the same. It's terrible. It's just sounds low. You sound crystal clear, but it's low. I sound low. You sound low. Your mother. It's a little job. Mother. Hello. How's that?

Is that better? Is that not good, Michael? I mean, this is the volume. You're crystal clear. It's a little the volume. It's a little, it's going down. Turn me down. This is just a fucking club. Check which mic is going in on to your zoom.

Yeah, the one, the one. How's that? Is that better? Is that better? That's way worse. Thank you. Way better. Is that better? Is that better? That's way worse. Is that better? Is that better? Yeah. That's better. Is that better? Yeah. Do I sound good again? Yeah. Okay. That's good, right? Yeah.

I'll just. Bobby, I do want to say that we have been doing pretty good. Yeah. This was like our first big fight, and we're also, we've been packing for three days to move back to New York tomorrow. So you guys are giving up on fame? Yeah. Well, um, the Vietnam is just a mass grave now. They just extended Hollywood forever, and it's just the whole, you know, all the studio lots are just mass graves. Yeah. We just filled them with water and put the bodies in there.

Yeah, that's what it's called. Yeah. That's a body pond. It's a body pond. Yeah. So like the cast of Charles and charge, all those, everyone's in there. Everyone's in there. Everyone's in there. All gone. Country Hill. Psych to show Psych. Seven heaven. Seven heaven. You know, all of them. All the fly. Yep, Psych, those guys all dead. Fireflies dead.

Now, let me ask you a question, because I've had fights, but like I was saying, I admitted to my wife, of course, I was like, I'm sorry, and she just went, okay, thank you. And that made me angry again, because I was like, I'm sorry. And she just went, okay, thank you. And that made me angry again.

Because I was like, I thought that I deserve a little more. Yeah, I mean, like I came in and I was like, look, it was me, all me, it wasn't you. I'm take, I, you did, I apologize, you did nothing. And she was like, okay, like, yeah, mother fuck, it's like, look, maybe thank you, baby, I love, and maybe it can't something. And I had a, I literally stood there in shock, and I almost said something stupid again. You're like, you can't applaud for me. Oh, clap. I guess you're clapping.

Please clap. Please clap. Please clap. But here's the thing is, I can't leave her. She knows all the passwords and usernames. Right. Ah. Can I stand?

Like I. She knows. I check his phone. I check his phone so often I'm surprised his face ID doesn't recognize me. Ah. I really. I check his phone all the time.

Like sometimes I'll put in his passcode into my phone. Ha ha ha ha. She doesn't do it discreetly. She just grabs my phone and starts looking through it. Why? I don't know, I just feel like looking. Ha ha ha ha. And you wanna know how often I check her phone?

Never. Why? Because there's gonna to be a 500 dicks in it. So she's checking your phone and there's nothing there. And if you checked her phone, there's just be just huge cocks.

Yeah, it'd be like a lot of retired NFL players. Like that. I'm going to send you this. I'm going to text you. Yeah, you're like, is that a ball or a cock? You know, it looks like that. It's a ball with veins on it. It's called me dick-bong. I like that. So now, let me ask you a question. Did you last night, did you

go to bed? Angry, or was it all done. No, we got it done pretty quick. I went for a walk. See, the problem is is that I come from a family that fights mean. And so I'm used to like, I'll have a fight with you. I'll yell, I'll storm out. And I can come back and be like, yeah, that kind of sucks. Let's just, you know, watch something, eat some popcorn.

But a healthy person, and I say that with a lot of grains of sucks. Let's just, you know, watch something, eat some popcorn. But healthy and I say that with a very, with a lot of grains of salt, multiple grains. They go, that's toxic and it's bad for a relationship. And I go, yeah, all right. So I'm bad at fighting. I'll fight for keeps. Yeah, but Rosie, you seem like you're fucking, you'd fucking do some damage too. Like you seem that, like you like to fight, oh, you won't, you're not a push. My wife is passive aggressive.

My wife will just sit there and take it and then say little things to dig in me. You know what I mean? So if someone was watching from afar, it would look like I'm just a crazy person and she was the nicest person in the world. Reality, she's just fucking digging me. She's just fueling the fire, you know?

I actually saw her smile one time. I heard her say something and I went, what the fuck, what? And she went, and then she started to almost cry. I was like, this bitch is crazy. She bitch is crazy. This bitch is crazy than Jay Davis.

I don't, here's the thing. I also come from a family that fights a lot. I mean, it's all women. So we have a different way of fighting. You know, we'll start to diagnose you in the middle of a fight. But I, I've been through relationships that fight so hard that it's like it, it's not good. You know what I mean? Where it's like violent. Violent. And I'm like, I can't get into, I can't do that.

It's like so bad for me. If I start to feel that, I have to like, I have't do that. It's like so bad for me. If I start to feel that, I have to like shove it down so that I can live in the world. Right, now that must be, is it scary for you when he starts to go off? Does that make you feel like? No, it's scary for me when he goes off

because I start to feel myself wanna go off and I'm like, I can't do that. Like if I get angry, it's so bad. So I'm like, do not, like, I think the worst it got last night was like, he was in the middle of like a speech, like the rant. And I just hate my head into the back seat and I just like, shut the fuck up!

I went like that. And that was like, I can't do this. And I just dreamed of driving the car into the wall. Yeah. I think. Yeah. So. Wait a minute, what's the, what? I need to into the wall. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So, wait a minute, what's the,

what, I need to know the speech. I need to know the, just what, was it about a sale? I can't go in that. I can't go in that. It was about, it was about how I am always right and nobody gets, you know gets that kind of thing. Yeah.

I believe that. Thank you. Well, because I actually gave my wife this speech once, which I immediately regretted. The first day I had to take care of our son all day long. I gave her the speech, you can't do what I do. I gave her the thing, like I said some shit. I was heated. And I said, look, I got a little, I'm a hothead.

We all know Bobby hothead. I'm a hothead. That's my thing. I'm the most loving guy in the world, but I do snap. And I like to call it like I see them, but sometimes I don't see them too clearly. And this one, I just, I was like,

I see something, I could, this is, this is like, I was like, I could go to school, I could, you know, become an esthetician in a fucking year and do, you could never do, you don't even know Who is it going on the road fuck him? That other gonna and I was like you can't do what I do and she looked at me like really you fucking tub of shit

And then I Had to watch the kid for a day the next day I wanted a fucking point, I wanted to kill myself because I didn't understand like you put it, you know, you want to do what? I just say you want to do what? Kill himself, murder myself. Because like I didn't, like I don't understand the concept

you take a dish out and then you're gonna put it in the sink but then someone has to wash it and put it back in the thing. And then take it out of the thing and put it back. And then there's this constant rotation. Right. The food wasn't that easy. I don't have that either. So there's a lot of things that she does and there's a lot of shit that I do.

But I mean, if it was the 50s, I'd probably make her flinch. Yeah. Yeah. No, I told you my wife tried to fucking beat me up one time. Yeah. Tell about story. I think I told it. Didn't I tell it to them? No.

The chicken story? Yeah. You never told that story. One time we were in LA. Of course, I was there. I booked a pilot. And we, I had booked a pilot and I went out there and I stayed with her. She was living out there.

And then we hooked up again. We knew each other and Boston. And then we wound up hooking back up in LA because I booked this pilot. And of course, it never went, so we wound up staying. I thought it was gonna go. I gotta stay here, you never know. Two years later, by the way. Right.

You pretty much know. Yeah. Two weeks after you filmed it, that it's not getting picked up. Yeah. But you never know. And so we got this place together, and I remember I was cooking chicken. I wasn't doing any comedy. I couldn't get up anywhere.

I fucking hated life. I was gaining weight again. And I was cooking all the time. I was watching all these shows. I was up in the middle of the night making fucking pies and shit. It was crazy. it was a weird thing. I was like, and I was barbecuing this chicken and she said something to me. And I was on the balcony and I just wanted to fucking throw the chicken off the balcony. Like, I'm cooking chicken. She said, what about this? And I was like, I'm cooking chicken. What about, I was like, I'm fucking, fuck, fuck chicken.

I just wanted to say, fuck chicken and throw the chicken off the balcony. But it was raw chicken. So I went to throw it and it slipped out halfway and slapped her in the face like a full fucking pimps lap just come. And then it slid down her face. And my wife's from Everett, Massachusetts.

She had three brothers that beat the shit out of, they're all six, four. She literally went, you motherfucker. And her balled her fists up. Like she fucking, she cut her hand open because she balled up with fingernails. Oh my God. And she came at me, I want, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but That thought I was I was fat bobby at the time. I remember I put all my weight on her And I was holding her arms down. She's going like this

She kept calling me kid. She turned Boston. She turned this kid get off me kid. I fucking swear to God I'm gonna fucking murder you get the fuck off me kid. I'm like, baby. Stop calling me kid. I'm sorry Oh my God. Beautiful. That that that's beautiful in retro spect. See with Rosebud, the problem is it's very similar. I would have I would have I mean, literally, I would have just meet I got I would have gotten out I got, I would have gotten out of it

and I would have attacked him. We've been nice, okay? Look at that, it's like, I get a weapon. It's like when you see somebody at a bar and you think you can talk shit to them and then when you talk shit to them, they very slowly take off their shirt and you're like, oh fuck, he's thawed.

Yeah, you're going to be a thomb. Dude, there's nothing worse than the calm guy you fucked with. I remember I hit a guy, I fucking suck a bunch of them one night. Yeah. In front of a church, I was trying to bang his sister at fucking the... A C-C-C-D class. And I remember he came up and I went, what about like going like God?

Yeah, I was letting go and let God. Apparently God didn't want me to stick my fingers in this fucking broad. I turned away and I went to punch him and I hit him and he just turned. He was like, yeah, I'm going to kill you. And I was like, God, there's nothing worse than a calm dude in a fight. Are you saying I'm like that? Yeah. Like, it's just where I start a fight with her and then I realize like after I've started

the fight, then I'm in over my head. Yeah. Cause it doesn't, a fight to me is not like I'm used to fighting cause my family fought all the time. So I'll start a fight and then Rosebud, when I start a fight, she's like, oh, we're fighting. And like, I'm just fighting because it's happening. She's fighting because she wants to draw blood. Is that true, Rosebud?

No, I don't want to draw blood. Well, here's what I want to draw blood, but I don't want to let myself go draw blood. Do you know what I'm saying? The real question is, have you drawn blood? Yes. Okay. Not on Andy. No, not on Andy. Just emotionally.

No, I've physically drawn blood before. Okay. But not on Andy. Not on Andy. So you don't want to get to the point where you accidentally release some old energy on little old Andy. Not on Andy. So you don't want to get to the point where you accidentally release some old energy on little old Andy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's a good thing. I would think that Andy would appreciate that too. Well, yeah, you'd think that. Andy, I want you to do me a favor. This is something that you fasts. I'm not your therapist, but maybe get one of these.

Um, so we keep it on you. It's the simple buck knife and, uh, you know, just to keep it around. That's all. I can mail you something. Maybe one of these. This is fast. I just can have it. You think I don't already have one of those?

If you think I don't already have one that's bigger that could fight that knife and kill it. Okay, my knife could kill that knife Let me say but rose but if we thank God we never met Like thank God do you know one of us who be dead right now? If me and you ever fucking dated I Would have We'd be dead murder suicide. Oh, yeah, it was just murder murder. Yes, I mean, we just draw blood at the same time and kill one another. Yeah. It will be the best podcast series ever. Well, I feel like if me and Andy had had met while we were drinking, we'd both be dead for sure.

There's a good chance of that. Sure. that. I still do this thing when we're fighting, especially if it's not the fight yet, you know, like we're just tearing me apart, you know, for like doing something stupid, like not saying the right word to the puppy. I fantasize about, yeah, I fantasize about giving up everything and going and living somewhere else. That's what I go to in my head. I'm like, I'll just go to this island and I'll work in a grocery store.

That's all I have. And I've done the same thing. Now, I'm not agreeing with Andy because he's a guy and I'm like, I'm agreeing because I've done, that's not what I, but I almost gave up on my marriage in the Lincoln tunnel, coming back from IKEA in Jersey.

Yeah. I got so angry at my wife because we were redoing the kitchen and she got all this stuff, these great deals, all these deals, she got all these deals. So we had a rent of van and go all over Newark and pick up the time, all these deals. I spent this whole day and I was like, maybe I should get somebody to come with us. Maybe we should hire

somebody. No, no, no, no, you can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. She always does that. She always we can got it. We got it. And we're coming back to the Lincoln tunnel. And it's fucking torrential raining out. It's freezing. And I'm going to have to park a car in 47th Street in the rain, okay? And lug a van full of fucking shit cabinets. And I mean, everything by myself, and I have, she's going to have to stay in the van as I do it myself so I'd have to go through one door Oh, hold that door open another door open another fucking door and then I'm like I was like I'm screaming

I'm like, why would you do this? I said get somebody. I think we needed it. I told you we did I'm buddy, I think we needed it. I told you we did. Yeah. And I almost just shit, we're literally in traffic. I almost just fucking put it in park, open the door, fucking just walk back to Jersey. I'm fucking like Bill Bixby. Walk on that little side, little side path.

Throw my jacket over my shoulder and like Bill Bixby, ba-na-na-na, ba-na-na, ba-na-na. And fucking go help people, solve crimes Throw my jacket over my shoulder and like bill bicks me And fucking go help people solve crimes in small towns in Texas You guys whenever you imagine like giving up on a relationship for some reason in your mind You're just like raising wolves by yourselves None of you are capable of that. I just need to make that clear. You're imagination of like what your life is gonna be like without your fucking girlfriend weighing you down. You're not gonna be fighting crime in a fucking cave.

You're not gonna be raising wolves in the wilderness or building houses out of fucking sand, whatever the fuck you can do. Okay. You're running zooms for every other podcast on the nation right now. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to, I have one more year to join the French Foreign Legion. I have up till 30.

You're not doing that. You can't speak French. It's never going to happen. They don't care. They'll, you know what I have. I have to say to that, Rosie, I have one thing to say, that's bullshit. And speaking of bullshit.

You think it's bullshit. You think it's bullshit? But speaking of bullshit, I have an ad from Tushy. I don't know. I don't know if you know. And in this fucking terrible time, everybody can't get toilet paper anywhere. And if everybody just listened to Bob Kelly back in the day,

and I said, get up a day, get up a, what are you gay? Claving a clean assholes gay, then I'm gay. Having a clean bomb, I'm gay. Call me gay, I'm the gayest of gay. Okay, the toilet paper shortage is is there's no need for it. All right, you don't need T.P. People wiping their ass, they're just spreading peanut butter. That's all they're doing. All right, break up your toilet, treat your butt to a nice right

tooshi, wiping your butt with dry toilet paper, does not remove the shit. It doesn't remove shit. There's still shit. Like I say, get peanut butter, wipe it on your arm, use toilet paper, wipe it off, and then there's still peanut butter. There's right there, okay? All right, listen. We clean better and dry with better.

Thankfully, there's no sleek, but day attachment. You just clip a sucker on. All right, it sprays your blood completely clean with fresh water. You know the water that comes out of you wall, you can drink that. All right. We, yeah, that's how America rolls. You could drink, you could dip a cup in your toilet and take a sip if you had to. In a jam, in a jam, don't do that. What I'm saying is you just split that thing right there. Okay.

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I'm like, you want Mike? I'll buy you something Mike. What do you want, Mike? I don't know. I had to put on the mistake mask because I made that mistake earlier. So this rose bud, I make him put where the mask. Those were all the mistakes he's made in the past. This one is pretty great. Yeah, you can't even, you can't even, you can't even tell him apart from his mistakes. I like it like that. Can I ask a question while he's away?

Now, oh shit. Wow. He's feeding the dogs because the dogs are going to... What did he say to the dog that got you mad? Why did he say something? What can you say to a dog that's... No, he does this thing where he'll be playing with the dog. It's a puppy.

It's a 10 week old puppy, right? And Andy will like, he does it, he means well. Like, he's like, he'll play with puppy. Oh, yeah. He'll play with the puppy that makes the puppy like not respect him, you know? So like he'll like throw the puppy into the into the pillow and then the puppy will come back and bite him and he'll be like, oh, don't do that. And then he'll throw the puppy again. The puppy

comes back to like bite him because he thinks, okay, we're playing like this. Like, this is a human puppy that I can play with and disrespect. And I'm just like, if you could just maybe put the dog in the crate so that it doesn't light you, you know? Right. So I get it. And I get it. I understand. It's daiki energy to be like,

train the dog. But I just, it drives me crazy because I'm like, we're gonna have a life that is run by this fucking 10 pound tyrant, you know? Yeah, did you want the dog or did he want the dog? I think I wanted the dog more. It was it was her decision Well, I have to side with fucking rose butt on this Because I want a dog, but I want a dog that does what it's supposed to fucking do. Yeah, I don't I don't want a dog

That's kind of fucking be a pain in the ass. I don't want a dog that's pissing in the bed I don't want a dog shit in the house. I want a dog that comes when I say, come. And if I have to hit it to make that happen, I mean, fuck Justin Silva, that fucking car, except I can't even know. He doesn't know. Here's the thing, is I, that's not the whole story.

It's that I did that once, and she had to tell me to do that once. You did not do that. And then the whole story is that I'm just... You didn't do that once, right? I'm not the... That's not true. You know that's not true.

Ha ha ha. That's not fucking true. And then like, here's the thing, like I just put the puppy, I put the puppy out so she could like run in there. Rosebud, is he done? He's done, right? Okay, go ahead.

No, it's okay. No, Rosebud. Rosebud. Rosebud. Go done? He's done right? Okay, go ahead No, it's okay. No Rosebud Rosebud Rosebud go you go Like the dog you're the alpha of the house god damn it. I'm just saying the dog Doesn't uh doesn't do what Andy says because Andy's like all over the place with the He doesn't like do the training shit. So I'm like, and she's a fucking tyrant. She's a terrorist, okay? I know she's cute, but she'll fucking ruin our lives.

And yes, yes, I have a dog that will fucking is, I mean, she's coming around now, but you do have to, like my wife, yeah, she's the same way as Andy, I mean, just irresponsible. Yeah, and I love how I, I got zero say in this trial. I think you're right, Andy, and this is a trial. We have to, I have just the thing.

This was like a North Carolina Tribunal. We have to dick gavill. Right here. Order in the cart. Andy, here you go, Andy. I'm the judge. All I'm saying is that I've been very good, but Rosebud, because she raised one dog,

is like, I'm a dog expert. Okay, I raised an aggressive pitfall. Just putting that out there. One time. Oh, the out of order. It's Andy's turn. Please respect the plaintiff. All right.

And so when we get the puppies, she goes, I've never had a puppy before. And then she reads two Googled articles on puppies. And she's like, I just got my PhD in puppies. Out of order, very passive aggressive. If you're gonna stay in your case, stay in your case, Andy, do not throw digs in the middle. Remember, she's drawn blood.

Now finish your statement, dammit. I did play with the puppy aggressively. I played with the puppy aggressively, but otherwise I've been really good at it. I take all direction. I've listened to all the things. I'm just as much of a disciplinarian. It was one time. One time.

So you're saying one time she told you and she's making it like it's all the time. Okay. I stopped all the other things. Rosebud, you can have a rebuttal to that if you choose. Was it one time That's bullshit It was not one time

He knows in his heart. He knows that it's not one time and that's all I'm gonna say He can lie and he can take it to the grave and I'll give it to him But he knows that he lied and God and God. Yes. What is it profanity? Please strike that from the record some stain go fuck yourself And bailiff you're on order don't have a fucking scream in my court again, bailiff I don't get how pretty you are all right Look at those long witch fingers those Those vegan wicking fingers.

She can use them to store yogurt. This is a finger. I think wicking fingers. Now, let me ask you a question, Andy. I mean, she's literally just called you a fucking liar. Look, now I don't know you. I know Rosebud. No, so I can't sit here and say, I know you, but you said it's one time and she's literally in front of everybody. This thousand of people

listening right now. Yeah. You're a liar. I don't care. It's good. It's given me the opportunity to lie more. So if I'm a liar, I get to lie then, right? I want to know something. Are you lying? No. I am not lying. She, she barked at me once, like Rosie O'Donnell and League of the Rones. And I stopped playing with the puppy like that. Really? Really? First of all, I'm not, I'm not going to call him a liar. You did. You did say he's lying. I'm not calling him a liar. I'm saying he knows that he lied. Well, that's that mean.

That's the same. That's the same fucking thing. I mean, I thank you, Gabby. No, once a character assassination and the other is I'm letting him check in with him, okay? She comes from a family of lawyers that Defended the Iraq war so she has a lot of experience in this, all right? She's you're saying that she is a born liar. She's a trained liar by some of the best Unlike your dog that you keep fucking up. I mean, if you ask me, lawyers are people who are you for the truth and justice. And that is what I'm arguing for right now. In a couple of minutes, she's going to be like the WMDs were probably there. Saddam moved them. I mean, he buried them in the sand.

We found that out. Yeah, that's been. Yeah, we just didn't, we just don't know where they are, but they are buried. Someday, they'll find them. Okay, they'll find them and they'll find a lot of treasure. I don't know if you saw that movie at Nick Cage. That's national treasure. National treasure? That's based around that story, true story. Right. You know, it's fucked up though, after all of this is that the dog loves Andy more than me.

Because I'm cool. Is it a male dog or a female dog? Female. And she's dying to be near him right now. Look at her. Reaching for him. Well, because you're a little, you know, you're a fucking loves him loves him. I would have to go from the dogs. I think I would like the dog to choose who's lying

and who's not lying. Yes. I think I would like you to hold the dog up together. Separate just a little bit. Separate a little bit. Hold the dog in the middle. Just a little bit. All right, now put the dog down.

All right, now look at me, dog. I gotta talk to the dog. Hold the dog. Hold the dog. Hold the dog. Hold the dog. Hold the dog. Alright, look at me. Rift, rift, rift, rift. Rift, rift, rift, rift. Rift, rift, rift. Okay, put the dog down. Andy, wait, don't touch it.

Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Ha ha ha. She went to Rosebud. She's in the middle. You're both lying cock suckers. She's touching me. You're both fucking. You're like going where she is.

Now, she's in the middle. She didn't go on your lap. She doesn't like it. She's like, he's the one of you. Hate to stop. I'm gonna sit on it. So you guys are moving back to New York. Now you're getting to place. Where are you going to live?

You're going to move to the city. Grammar seat. Yeah. Wow. I mean, that's a tough spot, man. I mean, that's where my farm is. New York City's fucking crazy right now. Yeah, but here's we would go to Brooklyn, but Andy moved out of his place before we came out here. So we're moving into my place. And and then we'll see what the fuck happens. Maybe we'll move back out here.

I don't. We're two blocks from Bellevue will be fine. Yeah. Two blocks from Bellevue. That's where all the corona is. I know. All right. Well, we think we already had it though, Bobby.

We were sick for two weeks. Yeah. I think a lot of people already had it. I mean, it's going to be you're going back in the middle of it, but whatever, you know, I just brutal. Yeah, it's brutal. It's a fucking brutal. Gabby's dad had it. Five days, he said, it was the worst thing he's ever had in his life. No, he had it for a month. For five days, he said, listen, don't talk over me, okay? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's your dad. Oh, God. I'm kidding. It's your dad. Oh God.

Yeah, there's a bunch of masks. That's how many masks say hi to everybody. Say hi to everybody. Go ahead say hi. Hey guys Look at your hair so long Did you know that one of you people are, you have a kid. We mean you people. They can barely hold onto a dog. And they're not talking to her. They're talking to their stuff. Does he think we're Bobby? Does he think that we're rich and Bonnie right now?

No, that's what it is. Well, your movie Rich and Bonnie. Yeah. You're Hollywood movie rich and Bonnie. Yeah. You're Hollywood rich and Bonnie. That's a huge, that's huge for the brand. That's a compliment. Bonnie is Hollywood, Bonnie, but rich, rich, maybe use an upgrade, right? Her Bonnie and Hollywood. We love golf. Oh, Don get what did you run out of the house? Are you in trouble?

Are you in trouble? Ma, is he in trouble? Don? Oh, he's in trouble. Little fuck, little fucker has me in him. He's so much like me. Wow. Yeah, he just, he just ran out of the house to come out here and be in the shed. He loves, he loves what I'm doing this, but we can't let him in here because I

square it too much. Yeah. Did he come to you because he got in trouble? No, he ran out of the house. And now it's low again. What? It's like low again. Yeah, get closer to your mic. Yeah. Get closer. Yeah. Is it because I unplugged the headphones? No, it's because the mic is seven feet away from your mouth.

The mic is right here. You're fucking weird, Al. It's too far away. Hello. That's not too far away. That sounds better. It sounds better. It sounds better. I was supposed to. Does it sound better? Yeah, usually it sounds better when you're further back.

I don't know what you did today. I don't know what's going on. Why is it me? I don't know what happened in your shed today. Sorry. I'm going to have a what happened in your shed? In your shed where you are and only you.

I'm going to come to fucking San Antonio El Fato and have it out with you. That's so good. Is Elfato? Do I sound okay now? Yeah. Okay, good. Well, it's, I mean, moving, are you driving the cross-country? We're flying. He's flying.

What about all your shit? We shipped it. We never moved to LA. We just came out here with like a bunch of suitcases. Yeah. Oh, so you're fine. Yeah. Oh, good.

Oh, that's good. Well, I think, I mean, I'm glad that you guys are fighting because I believe fighting is a sign of a foundation being built. A lot of people think fighting is a bad thing. I don't. I think if two people are fucking being righteous to themselves, right? Yeah. Then fighting with somebody else is only going to make you guys stronger because you're going to actually what did I do wrong? Okay, here it is. And then you're gonna figure it out and become stronger.

And- Last night I realized, I was talking to Andy before, I think what sent him off is like, I was talking to him in a way that sounded condescending. And then it just started, it started this spiral. So by the end of it, I was like, oh, okay, I sounded like an asshole. I didn't admit that. You know, you should do next time you fight. Next time you feel a fight going on,

just hit your recorder on your iPhone and record it. Yeah, that's the right step. And then Andy, you'll have evidence that you didn't lie. Right? That's smart. Oh, you'll have the evidence rose, but that he is a lying sack of shit. Right. Building grace. Yeah. That's because that doesn't seem toxic at all. Is it? Oh, God. No, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be a Richard Nixon. It's going to be great. I, and I would love it if you could just let me have that. If I could have. If I could air the fight on air, that would be fantastic. I would love that too, because I would probably be, what's it called, exonerated. Well, one of you is lying. One of you is out of you.

One of you is fucking crazy, because one person is saying, you're lying, the other person is saying, you're fucking lying. That means one of you is not in touch with fucking reality. Bobby, in your experience, what gender is usually lying? Wow! How dare you cross your legs like one of us while you're fucking... Uh, I'm sorry,'m very strong European influences.

I love that you called you out on your fucking figure skating leg cross. You really just crossed your legs. I could got three tens you fucking swimming queer. Damian Chips skier Bobby get it right. I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh, Lord. Like when the veil, thank you very much. Well, I can't wait to see you guys when you come back. You're like my like here's a funny thing is that like individually, I didn't like either one of you, but to be honest, I feel like there's some bond

I have with you. Like I, I, yeah. You're the closest thing we have to a couple of their business right now. So same here. Well, so you're gonna be back next week, right? I feel like you should have been here. What? Yeah, you should have fished our wedding. Well, let's see where it goes. I don't know if it's gonna make it.

You have to come back to New York and move it together. Let's see, let's talk in six months. See where this is going. I mean, you guys are lying about a fucking dumb dog. You're getting your dick sucked by somebody else. You're fooling around with someone else's penis at the fucking stand. When that's when the lies really come in. True. Right. Yeah, I mean, yeah, listen, I want to wrap it up with you guys, but I want to thank you for coming on. I was very excited when Gabby said you guys were doing it. And when you're back in New York, all the shit's over will come up for a barbecue

and bring you a little puppy and I have a little puppy. My puppy's trained, unlike your fucking shit dog. But... Well, you haven't talked to about that. Well, yeah, well, the leg crosser. You almost did it again. Yeah, yeah, you know, gender trader. That's his talent poker when he goes, I call him that he crosses his legs. His eyes are.

he crosses his legs. He's like, his arm. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You have such nice thighs, Andy. Thank you. He does have great legs. He's got a great set of gams.

He does have a long gate. Yeah. Gabby has a long gate. Not legs like an atrussian horse. Gabby looks like a Dutch hooker right now. Ha ha ha ha. How great. Stodas Andy.

I'm looking at the two of us, and he looks like me when the pixie cut. Yeah. Tammy looks like she's just about to have sex with an older gentleman. And I look like Antorp's most popular DJ. Most popular DJ. Yeah, and Rosebud looks like a fucking a best boy on a movie

Lay on the microphone here Really do look like a key grip Thank you very much. I'll punch up my own jokes. Thank you Thank you very much. I'll punch up my own jokes. Thank you. All right. Hey, where can we find you guys? What's your podcast? What are you guys doing, man? We put out new episodes of our podcast Find Your Beach every single day of the quarantine. We started on the first day, on the third day we got engaged and we've been doing it every single day since then. So you can find us on iTunes and Spotify, find your beach and what else?

Rosebud has her own podcast called Devils Advocate on All Things Comedy and I- Follow Andy on Instagram at I'm Andy Haynes because he needs to get to 10,000 for that swipe up. Yeah. Oh, you don't have to have't have a sweet swipe up link. Oh, follow you, man. And he's very funny, man.

You know, I told you when Gabby called me up, she's like, I'm having Roseman on and her boyfriend Andy and I, she sends me links. I was like, Jesus Christ, Abbie, you and your fucking hipster dreams. Oh, God. She always goes, I'm not having your friends on. I'm like, I don't know him. I always bust her balls every time she boogs to show me.

What the fuck are you doing? She's like, I'm telling you, I fucking, Andy, you're so hilarious. People should follow him. And of course, Rosebud fucking hilarious. And both of you together, I mean, it's not going to last, but while it does, you should have that fun. It's fun now. It's fun now. Yeah. I mean, it's not gonna last, but while it does, you should have to have that fun. It's fun now. It's fun now. Yeah, it's gonna get brutal.

It's fun. Yeah, real brutal. Yeah, I'm gonna be homeless again. It's gonna be great. I have a shed. You can be live up in my shed. Oh, thanks. Yeah, what do you, what do you tea? I'm not gonna I wouldn't leave Andy. I'm not I'm too I'm smart okay. I know I know the value of womanhood and I know how it works okay. That's that's so sexy the way you said that. Yeah. Oh my god it warms my heart. You know that I know that my real estate is declining and I know that this is as good as it's gonna get for me. You really just not a I know that my real estate is declining and I know that this is as good as it's going to get for me. You're like dating Andrew Schultz. That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me. Good God. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight thinking about that. Yeah. Gabby's going to rub one out though. She likes a dirty shirt.

Oh, how? Why? What is going on? You look like a hooker on three's company. She's about to turn on her only fans to cam right after this. Yes. I'm just going to switch tabs. Yes. It was long. It was long flicking fingers. You use those long tutorials. You have.

Like watching someone play the harp. Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna go right, you're gonna open up that Brooklyn and robe and I felt the breeze off her fingers when she just threw that. Yeah, it goes across the country. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, Gabby, what do you got, Gabs? I have a podcast called Una Batch Podcast. Follow me on Instagram every Thursday at 8 p.m. I'm going live on the stands Instagram. You guys did it last week. It's so fun. Tune into that. And that's it.

Michael, what do you got? I can find me on Instagram at MikeBeeswores. MikeBeeswores and Mike Galta. I don't know what happened. I don't know. He sent me a text message real quick before we got. Almost live. He sent me a text message.

Anyway, Bobby. Bobby, can I plug something else? Yes. Yeah, sure. Absolutely. Go ahead. I do a show every Friday night on zoom or YouTube live and it's just like five or six comics running bits It's called almost lot right. Oh, all right cool. Thanks for inviting me listen. I

You can do it anytime you want I have have, well, my calculus is internet went down. Okay, Mike. Guys make 14 million a year. He literally has every, I mean, literally, just gung the dins are all around his house and his internet went out. Okay. Okay.

Lier. I don't think he likes you two. I think it was personal. He's a liar. Yeah, I think he does. I think he saw that you were on the show. I was like, I want nothing to do with these two people. He's like, my house caught on fire.

Yeah. It's hot. We got to put it out. I have a flood. Yeah, I have internet. Oh, you can turn your phone on and actually do this through your iPhone. Did you know that, Mike?

Yeah, you can use your phone. Somebody just stole my phone. Yeah. All right, guys, thanks so much. YKW defense. Thanks for listening to this Corona episode. We built this beautiful studio above the comedy seller and we used it three times. But hopefully you guys are safe. Hopefully we back in the studio sooner rather than later. If not, I hope you appreciate what's still doing these shows because we sure appreciate you guys. I want to thank my sponsors, Brooklyn and Tushy, go support our sponsors to support the show.

And also, I want to thank all the Patreon people who listening live right now. They get to hear it live, right Mike? Yeah, you have the list that I emailed to you as well. Oh shit, can you guys mind if I read this real quick? No, I'm not at all. You gotta tell me things, because I'm stupado. I didn't get it.

I'm sorry, I texted to you, I'm sorry about that. Oh, you texted it. No, I texted you that I emailed it to you from the YQWD. I know. Yeah, I don't have that email on it. Can you send it again? All right, let me see really quick. You know that you rubber kill alive at gmail.com

Someone wrote awesome show who needs call to well. That's just me and I love call to so Hi, my, Maxi, you want to say hi to the people? Well, I have to stay here. Why what did you do? You left mommy where? On what street? I'm like way around the corner, like right back there. I just don't have to take a mile, a walk. Oh, buddy. You're so in trouble.

Mike, I don't have it. So you're gonna have to read it. Dad, you have to read the names? I don't have it, buddy. You gotta make sure I get these things, because I don't have it. Yeah, you wanna, oh, no, I don't have it, buddy. You got to make sure I get these things because I don't have it. Yeah, you want to know, I don't have it, buddy. Never got it.

Okay. It's not too, Robert Kelly live. Let me try it again. Robert cat. What is it? I said, it's a Robert Kelly live at Gmail dot at Gmail. Yeah. From the YKWD, YKWD dude at Gmail. I got it. If you guys want to go, that's cool. I don't want you to hang around for this debacle because you know sometimes you make mistakes Sometimes the show music doesn't play and sometimes you don't get the you know the thing right Mike and you know What we always say like slow and let God can you resend it fast mic because email takes a quick time and just a

Thanks, you know email takes a quick time. And just a, oh thanks. You know. With Mike's about to fucking kill himself. All right, music, fuck. No, no Mike, don't kill yourself. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

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It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes. How does rice open on zoom? If you don't make a mistake, that means you're not trying to succeed. Did you get the names? Oh, I got the names. Okay. The first one should be Jeff.

Yes, I got it. Jeff, I want to thank all these new Patreon people and I want to reach a name. Uh, cause I want wanna show my appreciation. You ready? And I'm really good at reading these names. You guys might like this. Jeff Hip Hop Hop Off. There's Jeff Lee.

What? Hey, Jeff, it's Jeff Hip Hop Hop Off. Shelby, Shelby Gursch, Bono Champ. Bono Champ? That one he got right. Yep. Robert Keone, Jeffrey Sprant, Sprant, Bartos C.

Matt Martell, Thomas Cole, Guy Ziv, Steve Rosenhelm, Joe Shell, Jeremy Revolvakov, Rich Kennedy, Christine Johnson, Sluenskisky, John back. These are real names.

I swear to God these are all real Robert Murphy Jeremy Gordon Nick Crittens Celeb Taylor Steve Campbell Bill Murray Connor Reynolds Chris O'Rigato Cameron Carpenter Sean Matthews Ben Freeman John Asteem Brush, S.T. Brush, Ian Brown, William Arese, Randy Gostin, Jerry Hadiraleen, Matt McKay, Kevin Schloch, Shalves. I'm gonna stroke.

It's like a substitute teacher that never learned how to read. Eric. I was a Jewelby Hall. Ariel Pickah. Joe Williamson, Michael, Jawan Brown. Yay. You got one black guy in there.

We don't know if he's black. That's very fucking right. Don't do that. You're right. You're right. He could be. He's a lot of the line from Andy right there. June Neil Joshua Gonzalez. Yay! Stephen Baker, Mark Dorinian, Chad Swinger, Steimi, Andrew Pishi, Brandon Cor Kelly, Shad Sexton, Emily David lumpy head. Daniel McClain, Eric

Willins, some Jessica Dickinson, Lima Charles, Elizabeth Phillips, Nuna, Nuna, Bidness, Nuna, your business. And fall it up with Ben Jennifer O'Neill, Florence Wicens, Gen Joe, Fernandez. Yay, Patrick or Zachary Horan, Makaruso, Jordan Kraway, Lou Brunansky, Ben Shane, Johnny Watt, Ray, how about do I keep going? There's a million names. That's where I'm leaving off right there. Do you know where I left off? Say Johnny Wyatt will stop there Johnny Wyatt all right We'll read the next next week. Thank you so much for listening you guys are the best. Please don't kill each other in the way home

Oh, you guys are a great couple. I want you Rosebud, you know chill out a little bit Andy I want you man up a little bit and Gabby stop jerking old guys off for extra money Mike you shit together. I love you and we'll see you guys next week on you know what did podcast Listening to YKWD podcast Thanks for listening Now go back to your shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. ¡Es que era muy feo! Bueno, ahora es bonito. Y cuando dejo de ser un pueblo feo. Cuando pensé que podía ser bonito. Sí, hombre.

¿Qué tú piensas que tu pueblo puede ser bonito? ¿Y ocurre? Este viernes, uno de diciembre, Euro millones sorteó un superbote especial de 200 millones de euros. Euro millones. No hay nada más grande. Lo querías de recuerda que jueres con responsabilidad y solos y desmayordedas. それでは