Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Sam Roberts & Nicole Ryan | What? Yeah!

Episode Date: December 10, 2023

This week Bobby is joined by Sam Roberts and Nicole Ryan, they talk about their time on Opie and Anthony, Nicole talks about losing her kid in the Bahamas, and Bobby talks about going to see Kiss. FOLLOW SATISFYING PODCAST https://www.youtube.com/@UCoujufkHPnCLjWmPfP3Z-7g FOLLOW SAM https://www.instagram.com/notsam/?hl=en FOLLOW NICOLE https://www.instagram.com/mashupnicole/?hl=en Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly This episode is sponsored by GhostBed Listeners can get 40% off all products sitewide! Use promo code YKWD at GhostBed.com/ykwd for 40% Off Sitewide. Limited Time Only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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What a kid or you got into it since you know, Sam? Yeah. Yeah. Well, me and Patrice and Billy, we came up with the rock and stone cup, the attitude. So we used to, I used to like it back in the day and Boston with Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Yes. So, brother, brother, so I told you I met him, right? Uh, I don't, I don't remember. I met him with my little brother when he was a kid at a flea market and

Revere Massachusetts. I was there. It's up there. We will go to the movies. There at a flea market and revere Massachusetts. I was there. Go, we will go to the movies. There was a flea market. I'm walking through it. I see Jimmy Superfly Snooka in his fucking outfit. Muscles, headband, leopard, leopard little, and I go, oh my god, I run. Nobody's there. Run over to him.

I go, oh my god, $10 Polaroid with him and a signed signed photo. Wait, he charged you that or was he at a booth? No, he was he was he was there to okay. So I you walked up and you're like, you let me get a picture. I would have paid fucking $20 million. I was I've seen him jump off the third row at the Boston Garden. Okay. I mean, I'm like, oh my god, my little brother doesn't, he doesn't even know, I go, Andrew, this is Jimmy Superfly Snooka. I go, it's such an honor, I'm so I'm a big fan. He's like, okay, brother.

Okay, brother. Okay, brother. And then he goes, I go, just, he goes, who do you want me to sign it to, brother? I go just say to Bobby from Snooka, love Snooka. I said, whatever you want. He goes, okay, brother. How do you spell Bobby?

And I went, oh shit. Oh shit. No. I went, I went B.O.B.P.Y. You're embarrassing me in front of my little brother. Oh, okay, brother. Okay, brother. No other way to spell it.

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Don't be an ass. Click subscribe and then like and they won't go in the comments and talk about stuff. Anyways, I got a great show tonight. I'm very excited about the show. I've been excited about this show for a while because I have one person and then two people. One I love. The other one I really love. And you'll have to figure out who's who on this podcast. Just that little drama, just to tease a little bit, one I love, one I really love, one I, I could say it like a lot. The other one I love, really love. And you're going to have to find out.

Oh, you don't know who, who you don't know who it is. So you fucking ever do that to yourself. One got downgraded. Who do we got on the show, my friend? Tell us. We got Sam Roberts. So he just found out he's reading off Wikipedia. Who do we got on the show my friend tell us we got Sam Roberts so He just found out he's reading off Wikipedia I mean he

Thanks I am Robert Sam Robb Roberts is that how you pronounce Robert? I can't I go to them thinking every week that something will change it doesn't No, never it doesn't get No. Never. It doesn't. Good. Same Roberts. Same. Same Roberts and Ryan Gosling. What?

And Nicole Ryan. Thank you. Right. Who have a brand new podcast out? Let's just get the plug up front. You have a brand new podcast, YouTube, which I think is a great idea, because you guys, we've known you for a long time

at the O OP and Anthony, Jim and Sam, OP and friends. I mean, whatever. All the variations of that fucking show, which is now Jim and Sam show. Or you like to say all the time it's Sam and Jim. I don't know what you, you know, like he's always like, dude, I don't know where the fuck his name goes first.

I do a lot of the prep, I do a lot of the work. It should be Sam. I mean, who decided that? Look, what's in a name? It's what I always say. What's in a name? It's what you say on the show now, but when we talk, you know, a lot of times you're like,

do it, I should go first. Let's talk it into that. Wait, yeah, but that's only after you say it should be called Bobby's Bonfire. And I don't know why they don't call it Bobby's Bonfire. We do. Is that right? Bobby in the Bonfire.

Bobby in the Bonfire. Bobby in the bonfire. Bobby in the bonfire. That's right. Big J.O. I took Ocasin. Do you do bonfire in my studio? Thanks. Thanks.

No, no, no, no. In your scene, you did it. No, no, no, no. I don't know what you do. Did you replace the towel ticket? No, you do it in my studio. Is it you and Sodorna? Or in studio three.

Oh, okay, you don't do my studio. They used to do it in my studio. And they used to do all sorts of things that would fR shut up. What kind of thing? No, we know, we know we do it in studio three, but no, I don't even know who's in before us. Okay. But someone's in and they have we have to clean the mics. I don't know who you should always clean the mics. I know, but we have to really clean the mic. Well, you guys have a new podcast. This is weird because if you look at the, can I say evolution? You can.

Of radio. Can I use that? The evolution of radio. Can you look at the evolution of where we're all, you were an intern. I was. You were just the hot chick in the hall. I was the receptionist.

Oh, like you didn't have a job. Were you the receptionist? You think I just fucking walked the whole- Did you imagine walking to a building, her going, hello, welcome. Like, huh? She was a morale hire. I'm going to bring her for a hot chick

to just stand in the hall. I'll just kind of walk around. I'll show you everything's okay. Who is that? She says, hello. I just got a little fat dude, who like engineers who are sad. What the fuck?

Hi. Hey. Oh, things are gonna be okay. Yeah. She said, I like that shirt. Ah, what? Thank you. My wife, ex-wife got it, she left.

I was gonna kill her today, but no, I'm not. We hit, well, you, I mean, it's weird if you look at the evolution of, you have your own show, you have your own show. I have a show. We all have little fucking lanyards to get into the building, right? Yup.

We all have shows. We have so lucky. into the building, right? Yep. We all have shows. We're so lucky. And then you guys went and did your own show on the side? On the side. Now did you have to... Is that a thing you had to go through serious? Did you have to tell them? No, but that is why it's exclusive to YouTube.

It's not an audio show. It's a podcast, but it's only on YouTube. Yeah. Because we can do these visual shows without having to like go through through hoops, right to do an audio show becomes a thing Right, but when are they gonna catch on to the fucking that YouTube's kind of a thing By the way, the satisfying podcast YouTube.com slash at satisfying pod That's the name of it satisfying sat now where do you come up with that because we don't know I mean, it just happened that first is definitely not your energy that satisfy my energy. I'm kidding it was a joke apparently probably is not a comedy show.

I mean I'm a real satisfying but I feel as though. But you guys I have always loved look at Jim and Sam love right love the show. Yeah. But I miss the Sam Roberts show at night with DJ Who Kid. I mean, dude, one of the funnest fucking times I had at Serious was going into that weird show. You would pop in every once in a while. The weirdest. And DJ Who Kid would say the end word,

70,000 times, but it didn't sound like a bad word. No, coming out of head. Because that's who kids game. He makes you, because he likes to get people in trouble. Yeah, so he make the way He makes it sound like casual and cool. Yeah, so he makes it so that you go oh We can all just say it. We never did no no no no no no no no no no somebody who's a little not quite as as you know You scared scared DJ who kids scared scary looking guy wouldn't Wouldn't it be great if you did like coerce you went to saying it and then the minute you

said you just are beating the shit out of you? You really feel like he looks, he like he comes across as like threatening like scary because I think he's like the goofiest dude. I mean, I mean, if you don't know him, you know him. But yeah, he's a black dude with a sideways hat and a fucking big chain. Like if you were walking down the street and he was walking down that street, would you cross the street? Because you were like, I don't know what this guy's doing. I went across the street, but I put my hand in my pocket over my wallet, though. No, I'm

kidding. I would definitely take my knife out on my hand, not fully out, but I do this. So I'd be like, yo, you'd be ready to stab. No, no, no, I actually carry a knife in the city. Like I'm going to, like if, because I almost got killed. I know. And this year, a guy, I was in the subway, I'm going to the bonfire like my first week. And I bumped into it, dude. I went the wrong way. On 14th Street, you got to go down like four levels and it was all, they're doing it.

It's just how many stairs you have to go down? It gets creepier and creepier. And you know the cities you don't want to ask me. You use me when it's direction is this, but like. Yeah, because you want to have that flow of like, I know what I'm doing. I went the wrong way. I went to turn around, almost hit a guy and he snapped.

He's like, watch where you're going. You fucking motherfucker, pussy bitch. Just, I mean, went off where I was like, I literally was like, that's a lot. Like, that's a lot. Well, you just called me was too much. Did you say that out loud or you thought it in your head? I was just looking at it and like, waiting for him to finish.

You know what? And he was, and he was, yeah, and I just like, I went that way. I just got the bonfire. I'm on serious. I have a great job. I mean, how long have I been going to serious for? For ever not in Lugats.

Yeah. They didn't even pay for my parking. Not thing. I mean, I remember you coming in when I was in the car. You didn't pay for my parking. You don't remember me, the friend, but I remember you.

And so that means you've been coming in forever. I remember you. I just didn't want to say it. I do. I do remember you. I do remember you. I remember you, I just didn't want to say it. I do. I do remember you. I do remember you. I remember you, is that a song? I don't think so.

It's made in one. But no, I just was like, I'm like, I'm not, I went that way. But my stairs, I took me back to him. So I went back down to, he's right where you are. And I'm like, I just like pussy fat. Oh no, what are you doing? What are you doing? He's calling me everything.

He's still going. He was calling me, he was trying to get me. Riled up. And look dude, I'm not, if I saw me in the street, I don't know if I, I mean, I don't look that bitchy, right? I think so. Bitchy's not the word I would use if I saw you. And I'm like, you know, I don't have bitchy is that dude?

Yeah, I mean, Sam. You have a sweet face. Sam, I'd be like, no. I could see it. No, no, no, no, no, no, because you knew me before. You're thinking of before. Yeah, now you really, now it's a little different. I've been described as thuggish.

Yes. I know a thuggish. That's true. It's someone said it. It was said by who? A mom at my kid's school. You mean, Scar's Dale school system? It's not. Do you Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, like that. Like literally like enough. Like that energy. Enough. And he fell back. And then he literally like this, he fell back and he went, you're dead mother fucker.

Oh, I know. With the group. He had a smile like he was gonna give me a present. He was like, you're dead mother fucker. He was scared. He was scared. It made it. Were you a little scared like this is the end?

This is how it ends for me. I went, I have a joke on my active body or you know, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life because I have all these cool sayings, you know, still alone, you're the disease and I'm the case. You're not above my, all this stuff came to my head and I went, I go, you're gonna stab me over words. Oh, God.

That's a bad line. Oh, bad line. Overworked. You wanted to be cobra. You wanted to be Marion Cabretti. And instead, you were reading Rainbow. I was a slam poet. Yeah, you were.

I went, you're gonna stab stab me over and I went, but I, but I, but I'm from Boston and I went words. Yeah, words, words. I pronounce the artist. I didn't even go, I didn't even go, you're going to stab me over words, kid. You know what I mean? You're going to stab me over.

Over. I really, especially since you just shoved him over words. Wait, how did he, what did he say? He tried to stab me. Bucket went like this. And I had a, I had a snack bag from Starbucks. Of course. With my cheese, my cheese and crackers.

I'm sorry. Because I was bringing it to work. Well, because of course, somebody who doesn't want to get stabbed over words is getting cheese and crackers on the way from Starbucks. It was so bad, dude. And then he tried to slice me a couple times. And he was just, and I was running backwards. Cause I didn't want to, I don't want to get cut.

Like, do you, do you have those moments where you're like, oh, I've changed? Because there was a time like Boston, Bobby, this wouldn't happen to. It would be over. Like, you grew up, people don't realize you grew up rough, right? Like you've seen your share of trouble. Okay, number one, I'm gonna say this. Number one, I don't like that he fucking took over the show and you saw it. What he does is I don't

like it. I gotta. I'm in you're in the Queens chairs. I'm in Locking chair. Go ahead, call it whatever you want. I listen. Anyway, get back to what you were saying. I was right. You're right. You're right Wait, my question is so he whipped that thing out. Yeah nice you said the weird easy nice You said the weird you're gonna fight over words. I know if it was weird. Maybe it was honest I made me honest telling me you had did you have this at the time? Why didn't you whip yours back out? I because the knife I had on me at the time wasn't a good knife It was no I go because the knife I had on me at the time wasn't a good knife. It's still a knife. No, it was one of those.

It was one of those. It's a good knife. It was one of those like D. You had to like open it. Oh, that's a screwdriver. No, that's the bottle opener. Oh, like a Swiss Army knife. It's different.

Yeah, it's different. You know what I mean? It's like, no, that's a toothpick. Hang on, give me one second. Before you, I'm on a pack. I know it's a saw. You know, it was. Oh, that's a wine opener.

Yeah, I'm going to work. It was not a not the knife but anyways my point is not to get sidetracked you've changed no you guys you were all have these shows now which is pretty weird if you go back in time and think about it yeah that we would all be doing shows yeah and and and successful shows successful shows right shows, and successful shows. Successful shows, right? We all put the work in. And then how did you guys, because I know you've been friends, but how did you come up with doing a show together? Well, I mean, it does go back to the nighttime show.

Yeah. Sam Roberts show. Yeah. Because Nicole would come in regularly when she was like, you know, she's literally eight months pregnant and she's doing a morning show. He couldn't have cared less No, I was pregnant. I was out to here and I was like dude, I'll stay for an hour. He's like no, you'll stay for the whole thing Well, how did you like all right? Let's just let's call a spade a spade. Yeah, how did I smoke and heart?

What nationality? I mean, I know what I mean, I'm Jewish, but that's not a national Muzzle tough. Thank you very much. She's about to look. I'm sorry for what's going on That's okay. It is it's not fun right now. I'm sorry for what's going on. That's okay, it is, it's not fun, right? And I'm sorry that your co-host is pro-pals times. He really is. But the thing is, I, I mean, I don't know. I just came out a little dark, but I'm just a joke. I don't know.

Muzzle tough. Thank you. God bless you. You're smoking. You're beautiful. Thank you. You're gorgeous. Keep it coming.

I don't know where it's going. How did you even want to go into a show? What drew you in? We became friends before like we ever like we just were like friendly, right? Then we were friends and we and he he makes me laugh. He makes me happy. He's I've loved One of my best friends in the world. He what I used to when he used to do we used to open Anthony Which I but opening Anthony Dude, I would step like I'd be up at night like praying to God, like please help me have a thick skin. Like help me.

It was rough. I gotta, it was me. It was Patrice, Voss and Billy tomorrow. And I would put my clothes out. Like I would like, I'd be like, Don, does this, yeah. I would like put, does this look stupid? She'd be like, because if you walk in with something stupid but you'd be like, you can see him.

He'd be like, he'd look at you like this and close one eye and be like, and then he'd go, and then all of a sudden the mic's on. Bobby's, oh shit. Oh. I mean, I've come home to, I've literally got my feelings hurt on that show. Like you felt sad?

Did you ever cry over it? No, I'm not a fuck out. All right, I'm just kidding. Not over words. Oh, yeah, not over words. No, not over words. No, but it would be. It would be one of those things where I like,

it's like, you, because you kind of feel good about yourself walking in, I'm gonna see the guys, we're gonna, we're gonna riff a little bit where you gotta- Never felt good about it. And it goes like this. I never felt good about it.

I do. Because either you got destroyed. Yeah. Or you had to destroy someone. You had a yeah, right? It went from, you know, like all the shit going on with the whole opian Anthony and this one and that one. And it's sad to me that these guys can't just go

have fuck it now. Yeah, look at it. I think it's pathetic. Look what we did. Well, it's just like fuck it dude. You guys revolutionized a fucking radio thing when a guy was already doing it, you recreated it a different way

and we had a blast doing it. With the greatest comics in my mind of all times, with one of the greatest of all fucking times. Yeah. We had a blast for years, right? I mean the original comedian podcast scene was appearances on that show. They let the trolls get to their self-esteem when they had to pick. It's like, stop reading shit, call each other and just fucking let's move on.

You know what I mean? But they didn't care. They would make fun. I mean, like, I'd like little old me, like the receptionist, they would like say nasty shit about me in the second I walked in to like be like really I someone would alert me to it. They coward like tail between the legs and I'd be like you fucking mongoloid. Yeah. Who are you to say like I remember them saying something nasty about a picture I took like with Selena Gomez or something and I was like,

do you look to yourself in the mirror? I mean, yeah, they're not attractive. No. Conventionally speaking. No. Conventionally, 100% no. Maybe like 1742, they were good looking as women. You know what I mean? But they're definitely not a good looking show. But yeah, it was a weird thing to go into that show. So like, when I would go on your show, it was just fun. Yeah.

There was no bullshit. It was just going on being silly and goofy. And- Well, because also what could be worse than trying to be like the light mean show? Like you're not going to out mean that show. Yeah, that's true. So like to be like the mean should die it mean.

Yeah. And then you come on and you're like, you think this is, yeah. This is mean, this is what we're doing. So it's like instead, it was a, it was a reprieve from being on that show. Because that show was a tough show to get on. You don't miss it. No, I thought 100% miss it. I loved it. It was one of the greatest parts of my life. But it was terrifying. Yeah. You understand? Norton and Anthony are two of the fastest meanest people on the planet.

Yeah. And then Patrice, Patrice was psychologically say shit about you that you thought in the deepest part of your brain that nobody knew and he would say it anyway. And he'd be like, and you just be like, and Voss was just a piece of shit that would attack you. And he just, he would just keep like a little dog. Right, right, right. Like I could kill this dog, but it

just keeps coming. Except here's the beauty of Voss, then and still to this day. Yeah. Is that Voss would just, Voss will rope a dope. Yeah. So Voss is just taking it right. So he's a whole room, He's abusing him I said dope but the whole room's abusing him and then you think that you can jump in too and Like if you aren't playing level 100 and he smells it. Yeah, he'll instantly take all that venom and it's going right on you Yeah, but who do you think you here's the problem with Voss is he will fail You think so at some time at on every show us is he will fail. You think so? At some time, on every show, he gets tortured by you guys often. Nobody gets, he does get greedy. He does. He gets greedy and then he fails and then I'll go, what have I, and then I'll shut up for like a minute. He's like, he's never given me a hard time.

Again, I am not a comic, but he's never given me a hard time. Like, Florentine has like come for me. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Remember? Well, what do you, you don't like football? Why? Why don't you like football? I'm out of my mind. I'm going to go back to my house. I'm out of my league. Why? Well, what kind of, what product are you using your hair? You know, how to even like spar with him or respond to anything that he said. I just was like, uh, F 14. Zafar can ask. I forgot about Florence. He's a big shit. He's the greatest. We have a worse generation of comedians.

It really is weird to see the comedians now pretending to support each other. It's pretending to support each other. It's like on X. If you go downstairs right now, if you go downstairs right now, it look like somebody like the CW casted a comedy club. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I don't even know what to, I'm like, what is that? Like, what do I say? Hello, you, I don't know what the fuck.

Yeah. I mean, it's nuts. The different, I mean, you gotta stand. Like, I used to go downstairs. It was Greg Gerald, though, Patrice, Norton, boss, Colin, Billy. I mean, it just keeps going on. I mean, you know, my, we used to do the Boston comedy club. Dude, I remember going on, Burr, Norton, Voss,

this is one show. That's not normal. That's so amazing. I mean, like, like, like, like, James Moore used to fucking

the roof used to come off. Dane. Yeah. I mean, Dane. Royalty. Well, let's not care. I, I, I, maybe mean, Dean. Royalty. Well, let's not care. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, great, but here's the thing, everybody, everybody was individual, they weren't the same. Like I feel like they figured out how to do comedy

and comedy is like acting now. Like comedy, you can go be in a comic. Like you can go do an acting, become an actor, you can just go become a comic now. You think anybody could learn it like it's a craft? Have you fucking watched the show recently down? No kidding. No, I mean.

But are you kidding? No, I think a lot of people that aren't, look, we did it when there was nothing. Yeah. We're at the Boston Comedy Club on a fucking Sunday trying to be on the black show. Well, that's also a good point too. Like your generation started when comedy was dead.

Yeah. Like the eight boom was over. Nothing. Yeah. It wasn't happening. It was, I needed something. Dude, four people at the Boston Comedy Club, given it all I got.

I mean, I was sweating. Yeah. Yeah, I was cool. I'm a fucking the stool. Woo. I was laughing. Good night, everybody. Four people.

You were great. But you thought that you were having like the night of your life. It just, we were, it's just the way it was. So it wasn't, there was no glory in it. There was no, I mean, there was, don't get me wrong. I mean, it's weird. We used to do, we used to do, we used to do colleges. Was a big thing too.

That was great. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about college. do. We just do colleges was a big thing too. That was great. That's what we know. I'm not you in my college. Where will college? Sir, I went to is you guys were touring is the comedians of Tough Crowd without Colin. Is that is that what inspired you? It didn't inspire me. I inspired not me. A comic. It was. It was you made the right decision. Yeah. Wow. That was a bond. Jovi moment shot through the hall. It was you. It can't help it, right?

I can't. You can't help that. Shout out to the hot. You can't upset to the seven. And when you go America, fuck you. Yeah, I do that to my son. I catch Max swearing all the time.

I go, America goes, fuck yeah. I go Maximus. Don't you can't help it. It was you. Yeah. Keith Robinson in Norton. Wow. In series.

When I saw I saw in in Eastern Pennsylvania, I saw a Florentine. I saw what the kids. What was it called? Creeps with kids. Creeps with kids. Let me tell you something.

That was okay. It was a good show. That I produced that show at the Village Underground. I kept producing it. I kept producing it. that was okay. It was a good show. I produced that show at the Village on the ground. I kept producing it. I kept producing it. It was good. And it was so awesome and fun. And Bennington was the host.

And then I brought it to my fucking super agent. And I was like, listen, I want to do this. And I remember he said, okay, we'll get one show. If it works out, we'll see if we get you more shows and We got one show. I believe in Pennsylvania somewhere and we I think we sold it out or came close to selling it out and it was fucking a hit It was awesome me Bennington Voss and Florentine we did a photo shoot. We had a logo crew for kids It was killing it and then after that he called me because we got this theater I got he got us all these theaters and it was building I mean we did the Wilburons sold it out and we fucking crushed it

Wait, so you produced that I was producing it but because I'm a nice person right I split everything equally I'm gonna say how much is your gonna pay for that? Why would you do that? Cuz I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a goyum in your smart agent tell you like that's not the way to do it? Clearly not that super. No, the talent the talent fee gets split equally, but then there's another producer. Yeah, right? Because he's sitting right here.

No, sorry. But yes, but no, he didn't tell me. It's a lot. No, look, it was whatever. It was a weird thing. Anyways, I remember we were kicking ass, man. We were doing the Grammacy. I remember he called me up and he goes,

I got either Grammacy. He was working on getting like showtime. It was like this thing that was building. It was awesome. It was a lot of fun because it wasn't, I was going on the road by myself a lot. Oh, and then I was setting up with for and it was so, you know, it was just fun. Yeah.

I was tripping on mushrooms the night that I went. So it made it just like a little bit better. Right. But it was good no matter what I could tell. It didn't matter if I was tripping on it. I could tell. I'd be laughing. I wouldn't be laughing if I hadn't eaten this.

Yeah. Well, it's like like that like straight now. It was, it was, I mean, being on the road with those guys. Bennington is a, he's so. The genius. Yeah, but he's like Obi-Wan Kenobi on the road. Cause you go up and you're like, dude, I remember my, he just talked to him, he's like, all right, Bobby,

he's so calming and, you know, and then Vosel come in. Where's the food? I mean, one of them, I come up, I come up stage. That is jam. Like, there was, that would fucking, I mean, get so much great food for us. And I come up stage, it was a whole chicken. And I was like, I'm going to eat when I get off. I come off the chicken's gone.

I go, where's the chicken? I would send my bag. But isn't like the bag like a rider supposed to be like snacks? That's supposed to be like a whole whole like a road. Wow, we didn't fuck around. We were having a, we, she took money and, and, and, and I don't know where she got. I think Ron just paid for it. So Vos just took down a whole chicken on it.

In a duffle bag. Took it home for the road. Oh, he didn't eat it. He took his bag. He took salmon home one night. That's vile. It's boss. Not vile. It's boss. It's the other day. And I'm boss. But anyway, it was just a lot of fun. And I remember that that I fucking it weren't I hate COVID because it because it took your tour out. Yeah, I remember he called me. I was on I was literally about to go and say, you go, dude, it's all gone. I went what? He was they're all gone,

dude. I don't know what's happening. Cause he, you know, he has a bunch of clients. Well, what are we gonna let you know? No, he, he's gone. No, but everybody was panicking. But that's, yeah, but we, he was literally getting calls from theaters. I mean, I,

but, but, but, but, but she just said, oh, that's such a weird way to react to that. That's literally the way your husband reacted when your kid went missing. He's gone. He texted me. I'm sorry, what literally the way your husband reacted when your kid went missing. He's gone. He texted me. I'm sorry, what did you say?

I lost my kid on vacation. So let's, where? I was at the Bahamas. He was on the water slides with my daughter and she came out and she goes, I don't know where he is. But he's a, oh, he's a teenager. He's a teenager. How old do you think I am?

I'm just wondering. You didn't lose a child. I, you didn't lose a baby. I didn't like, miscarry. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just wondering, you didn't lose a child. I, you didn't lose a baby. I didn't like, miscarry. I mean, I mean, awful. Hey, you guys see the lazy rivers all red? Yeah. It's like the Nile.

I think, I think Moses did something. Oh, no. No, my child went missing. Could you describe it kind of blobby red? That Jew broad had a miscarriage in the lazy rivers. Shungs of lily. Oh, yeah. So no, what how old? He's seven and she's nine.

You lost his seven year old? Yeah, except when Nicole told me this story, she said the nine year old lost the seven year old. Well, it was her fault. I don't fucking leader. Don't leave him. And then she comes down and she'll go, where is? And we lost him for an hour.

I thought it was like a date line episode. Where, where, because you're Lance's in the Bahamas. I was just there a week and a half ago. It's fun. Did you keep holding on to your kid? Of course I did. You didn't lose him? Of no.

Yeah, well that's what Matt wrote. I was like, oh it's fine. And that's funny that I brought up the lazy river because that went my little story about the miscarriage. That was the lazy river that I was, didn't see any blood or chunks of blood. No, nobody gave a miscarriage. But you were thinking about the Atlanta's lazy river. That's where I was talking. That's the lazy river that I was Didn't see any blood or chunks of life. No, nobody gave it miscarriage But you were thinking about the Atlanta's lazy. That's where I was talking

That's the lazy river. Yeah, I he texted me. He's gone. He's gone. Wait a minute Your husband texted you he's gone Because he went to go with her to go find him and then I got a text he's gone and what and did you say who's he? You knew who it was really yeah,, and did you say who's he? No, I'm a fucking horrible. You knew who it was. You knew who it was. Really? Yeah. So what did you say to your husband? What the fuck?

And what did he say back? Find him. And you said, No, you find him. Well, you see, you guys, you were, so you guys, you guys in joint forces, you separated forces.

No, I'm not. Right. Is he Italian? What is he? No, he's Irish. He's our, Catholic. God. Yeah. I'm Irish Catholic too. Right. Really? Is he Italian? What is he? No, he's Irish. He's Irish. God. Yeah.

I'm Irish Catholic too. Yeah. Oh, good. I like him. I like him already. No, it was scary. It was like legit. It was scary.

Were you running around calling his name like a lunatic? Yes. What's his name? Kiegel. Kiegel. What a shitty name to yell out. Because people go, what is she saying? Kiegel. She's going keg saying? She's going kegels?

She's doing kegels? No, no. Meagans? Yes. Keegan? Reegan? She just say racist. Meagans?

Is that a walking death? She just say, are they slurs? She's saying, she's called that guy a keegan. Is that it? What is a ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke- keep it and like the lady at the at the at the like loss and found office because they've a loss and found office for children. No, they don't. She goes, we this happens 30 times a day. You're fine. I was like, I unless someone sold him into as a sexy

sleep. Come on. When you're on the islands, everybody's cool, man. Yeah. On the house, they don't keep them. They give them back. Do they? That's catcher release sex. Oh, yeah. It's like a day or two and then they go back to your mom, boy, when they come back with the hairbraded. That's catcher release sex. Yeah, it's like a day or two of them. They go back to your mom boy When they come back with the hair braided

Pretty lady No, so so he's gone. Are you running around yelling his name? Yeah, but I also sort of was like I know we'll find them then panic said in and I just let Matt take over because what did you do? Just crying a loud share under an umbrella drinking. Oh really? That's good I mean if you did find him and he needed like help, you'd be shit faced. I don't know what to do. He's not breathing. I'm gonna throw him in his mouth.

I'm gonna throw him in his mouth. He is mouth. Well, he got to give him, he got to give him mouth to mouth. Right. Yeah. Don't deconstruct my jokes. Just go in there. I'm sorry, you're right, my bad. No.

I'm not doing that. The locals are doing that to my kid. I'm sorry, you're right, I'm bad. It is not. I'm not doing that. The locals are doing that to my kid. I'm not doing that. They put out a one- I'm on vacation. It's called an APB, APB. All points bullet in, APB. It's called an ACT, an AVT.

AT, what is it? ATM. ATM. You're the ATM, get money, give it to the locals, they give you a kit bag. That's right. When we, when we, It's a hostage situation

It's not Rio de Janeiro. I mean you're out of you're gonna fucking out with a bunch of fat old white people Well, put out an ATM bad old white people so much trash there man. I let me tell you something You know, yeah, it's a type the type of trash that loses their kids drinking that loses their kid drinking. Like I'm above it, you know. So many fucked up people here. Have you seen my kid, I need another drink. I'm at, listen, when you find him, I'll be in the lazy river.

And I think I'm gonna take a nap. So were you buzzing when he was missing? So that must have fucked you up. Well, like it's sobering and then I was like, I gotta suck a little bit more down because I do, I was like, wait a minute. What? She was losing her buzz because she lost her kid.

No, I, you got it, you know. There's a buzz kill. Yeah. The horrible coping mechanism. I always have. That, you know, Nicole. Sam's working out with me for years now. It's not you're not getting anywhere.

No, no, but it's fun to observe. Nicole. I know. Nicole, when you can't, when you're a great anywhere. No, no, but it's fun to observe. Nicole. I know. Nicole, when you can't, when you, you're a great mom. She is a great mom. By the way, and by the way, this is a wildest part. Like she actually is a great mom. Sure.

The kids are like wonderful people. Yes. And you don't understand how it's, No, I'll tell you alcohol. Listen, right? Hey, where's fucking, where is he? What's his name? He alcohol listen, right? Hey, where's fucking where is he? What's his name? He's gone, right?

Keegan. Keegan. Oh. Keegan. Where are you at? She can't whistle. When he came out, I was like, when he got back and I was like, where were you?

He goes, well, I was in this arcade. No, I actually this, he was in a casino. I thought I was in our seats. This is, this is, This is the best part. You want a thousand dollars? Answer it's like. She said the first thing. Remember the first thing that he said is seven.

Yeah. When he saw his family. Yeah. He won't dump any. It was gonna make me sad. I was sad. Don't make me cry. First thing we saw is family.

Seven years old. Oh, what? What the fuck? Fuck, I like this kid. Right? I mean, this kid is gonna be fine. I didn't even get mad at him because he's right. What the fuck? What the fuck? like this kid. Right? I mean, this kid is gonna be fine. He's gonna be nice even getting mad at him because he's right.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Wait a minute. What the fuck? How? I don't know how to listen. I was with my kid on a cruise and I was with my kid all day at Atlanta, same exact place, okay?

Yeah. And not one second of it was he out of my sight. Okay, but like, hang on, let me get there. Okay. One second of it was he out of my sight. Okay, but like hang on, let me get there. Okay. How with Tzuia, right? How did he, how old is he? He's seven. Seven.

Yeah. How? He's in New York City seven, so okay. Was that 15? I don't know, I feel like that. Is that Cleveland 15? Yeah. He's the Cleveland 15.

What if I could, what if I could, what if I could, what if I could, what if you like that Cleveland 15 What is what is a little more independent? What's a new? I don't know I feel like how into Bay seven. I don't know. He knows some shitty probably shouldn't know what seven I just feel like New York is a kid from the block probably knows craps because he was in the casino He was like seven my number What the fuck is gotta handful again. cash? Yeah, you know, it's a free shipping you can see, you know, like a drink thing, a vest that has a lanterns on it. So I'm going to tell you this too. Here's the thing. Yeah, where the water park is. You know, I don't know. You've been there? Yeah. Okay. It's a mile. It is. It's so far away to get to the

casino. I got I had to ask four people. Hey, where are you going to get the, I was up there over there. I'll go up there, pass the fucking stingrays. Oh, they passed the sand sharks. Go on to the, it's nuts. How did a seven year old go from the water? I'll tell you.

How do you go missing? He went up on, I said the kids could go. We're like, we're, we're taking mommy's daddy time. We're going to just like, you know, how old you go missing he went up on up? I said the kids could go. We're like we're we're taking mommy daddy time We're gonna just like how old you're the kids stop. How old you're the kid? She's nine. Okay, this is a new York City nine a New York City nine I'm sorry Cleveland 17. Yeah, I said you guys don't leave each other side. You can go You know where how to get right back to this pool right you can go right there He got it to the top. He's a fucking pussy. He wouldn't go down this one side. Apparently not. He left you for hours and went to a casino. That's pretty bad. He said meet me at the bottom of the sky. I got a cigarette hanging out of his

mouth. He will. He doesn't. You had a nine year old. Yeah. She's fucking take care of a seven year old, but they're 16 combined. I know. So it's okay. They should have been fun. You can leave a 16 year old. Yeah, they 16 combined. Correct. So it's okay. They should have been fine. You can leave a 16 year old. Yeah, they should have started their own business on the out. Absolute. Yeah, like a startup. Yeah.

Hey, dude, we got these C-shows, right? Custom Shows, we're right, whatever you want. What's your name, Nancy? What's your Nancy? Yeah. I don't understand. Beauty. I would have been in a million years, let my kid, at seven, my kid's 10.

Okay, but if he had a sibling, it's a Westchester 10. Yeah, it's a West different. Yeah, that's a four. Mama Google Gaga. He had a sibling and you're at the pool where the slides are right there. You're like, okay, you can go on these slides,

come right back down. You wouldn't be like, okay, guys, stick together, you can go and connect. I would never say to my kid, yo, this is mommy and daddy time. We're gonna drink it, sh phase. Go do your thing. That's what I said. Word for word.

Yo, check it out. All the time, beat it. Take care of him, you take care of her. You're on your own. Life sucks. Deal with it. Not my proudest moment, but I mean, that's pretty crazy. Look at, I just took my kid on a cruise.

How is that? And I love a cruise. I owe people, they're all the worst people on the planet. They really are. The old people are the worst. But I went on a cruise with my calter and I went on the wrong cruise. It was like a budget cruise I think they went on. Oh, they all went on a budget?

No, there's nice ones. You can go on a nice Disney one, it's holy shit. If you go on like the newer ships are so beautiful and they have all kinds of stuff. This was like an older ship. It's like a Caribbean, like. If you go on like the new worships are so beautiful, they have all kinds of stuff. This was like an older ship. It's funny too. My agent who's here right now. Shout out. Shout out to Super Agent.

Right, can I say your name or are you fucking, no, can't say his name. He's here, but years ago, there was an old Chinese cruise ship that was over by the Intrepid, and for 150 bucks, you could go on it for the night, and it went out three miles out to Maritime Law where you could gamble. That's how they got around gambling in Manhattan.

Maritime. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Buddy, so let's do this. And he got us this, because he always gets as the fucking greatest rooms. He got us a suite, like on the front of the boat. Both of us are these suites, and it's a shitty old ship. So it us a suite like on the front of the boat. Both of us are these sweets. And it's a shitty old ship.

So it's a suite, but like you know, 20 years ago, sweet right back then. So we on this boat. Dude, we're fucking, we're out of seize. I'm going to die because it's just fucking. It wasn't big enough to not feel the waves. I'll get you a table. This lady got stuck on a laminate. Wait, stuck on a laminate? Laminate. Laminate. big enough to not feel the waves.

Wait, suck on lemons. Laman's. Lemon. Laman's. Are you getting lemons? I'm just eating lemons. Is that supposed to make you feel not nauseous? I don't know. I just was going to die, so I'm sucking on lemons.

Laman's. Laman's. Get it right. It was like one of the worst. I had to go back to the room. I'm just fucking dying. I don't know. It was really wanted me to suck off a llama. I suck it. I blew a room. I'm just fucking dying. It was pretty one to be to suck off a llama. I blew a llama.

I'm spilling llamas. I don't know what happened. Anyways, I digress into these five. It was one of those ships. It wasn't like the best. And I gave my kid a, he had a room key. So if you got a room key, you can just go and do things. So you let him go on his own, like fuck judging me.

But it's on a ship. Right. It's contained but he's, but it's on a ship. Right. It's contained. It's contained. Yeah. You let him go on a fucking third world island. Yeah. Oh, I don't know if Atlantis is third world.

Well, once you, when you go out onto the beach when they were asking me all the drugs that I might want that I did, I thought I was afraid he got taken by one of them. I'm sorry, real quick. Can you pause for one second? I'm pretty sure. Maybe you heard it. I think I did. All the drugs. I'm sorry, real quick. Can you pause for one second? I'm pretty sure. Maybe you heard it.

I think I did. All the drugs that I did. Oh, well, yes, I have, but the drugs that I wanted, but I was there with the kids. You didn't do drugs. I mean, okay, great. What are we gonna ask every question

in the book box? Can I let my kids stay with you for a month? I think you would come back a real man. Go get rid of the tattoo and a fucking A meeting. Yeah. That I got to meet fucking Sully at the meeting. I'm feeling. I'm fear God. The way in style.

No, my kids, I mean, he's a New York, I know that because he was born in Hell's Kitchen. And I bring him into the city. I was like, we went and saw a kiss on Saturday night. That's fucking cool. That's second. And dude, you don't know. I mean, it was so cool. We went on to eat before.

We took the subway downtown. He had no, he wasn't fucking scared one second. But what if he's scared? Well, because I've been on it some ways with other people's kids and they're just like, yeah, what's happening? It's taking me intimidating. Yeah.

I mean, but Bob, no, Bob's kid is the shit. We went, when we went to wrestling together, the whole time it was me, because that was a year ago. So I thought my son was still a little too young to go to the garden this year, he's coming. But I went with hot dog instead, my other son, my professional son, and the whole time,

Max is like, frat, bullying, hot dog. Like he's putting his arm around hot dog. He goes, let's takeat bullying hot dog. Yeah, like he's putting his arm around hot dog. He goes, let's take a picture hot dog. He's like, selfieing hot dogs. And I mean, my kids, my kids are dude. He probably, he did that the other night with Jacob at, oh, my fire Jacob. Dude, my fire Jacob, he was right.

We were walking through, he was walking, I was trying to get him. He was Jacob, I'm gonna stall you. Come here, and he put his arm around him. And he tried to, he tried to, he tried to jizz, to flip him. And I had to go, I had to go max, max, max, max. Stop.

And Jacob went, I'm solid. Like he had to like, Jacob went, I figured he said, he said something like, I'm a force to be reckoned with too. Or something like that. I was like, he's 10 Jacob. Well, you also know as a man, had Jacob Benjudo flipped by your 10 year old son. He would have never that would have haunted him.

Yeah, wherever. Well, there was one point where I go, hey, leave Jacob alone. Like stop. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, the Jacob feel bad. He went to like, no, I mean, Jacob was cool with it. But it was a point where I was like, easy, he's at us. I mean, he's he because he is like a, he'll people. 100% he must have, he must have taken 10 selfies

with hot dog over the course of the night. And he kept like, you know, mocking to get in here. Hot dog. Hot dog was just taking like a bitch. I mean, that's hot dog deal, you know? But you know, you always have that like, pretty lovely hot dog. Love Sam.

He keeps saying, when are we going back with Sam and hot dog? Hot dog. But it's very like, he's being nice, like he's being friendly, but it's in clear, alpha beta situation. Hot dog is here as my beta. Has hot dog like talked about how that makes him feel? No, I mean, we pointed it out to him and he was like, yes, that is true. I was bullied by the 10 year old.

Yeah. And that did happen and it is what it is. But it was, but here's the thing with it. I'm so happy because you got, and I couldn't think of a better person, got my kid into wrestling, which, you know, he keeps asking me, let's go back, let's go back. Because, you know, he's into concerts. I brought him to Metallica. Oh, that's great. Jay, big Jay know, he's into concerts. I brought him to Metallica. Oh, that's great.

Jay, Big Jay. That's great. Help me get him into concerts, you know, go on a car. Because Big Jay, so we went to the cure, which I feel bad for. Yeah, the cure's not a band I would bring my kid to. I remember at one point he turned on and he goes, Dad, what is this? Lane. Oh, Lane.

That's it. I don't plan. I was like, you're just sitting there going, Friday, I mean, well, we were just waiting for that dumb song. Yeah. And they held those hostage to the end. And then,

I wanted to, I literally thought, I was just going to see people jumping off the balcony fucking, it was not the, the artist again. But I took him to Metallica. Don took him to,ica don took him to

Who's that olive Olivia Rodrigo no, who's a guy with the bangs the skateboarder guy He's a he's a he's a musician I Know like I should know all of her Oliver or No, he's you know he's he's like a he's a X skateboarders, oh and but he's an artist is an X he does like scooter stuff But he's got like bangs and you wear he has like a mullet. He wears weird clothes I'm with bangs in a mom all of a tree

Oliver tree no no Am I wrong? I don't know. I feel like you just thought the restaurant. Can you? No. No. Am I wrong? I don't know, I feel like you just thought the restaurant. Can you? Can I ask you a question?

The reason why I keep going over it and saying it over again, because there's three autistic kids back there with two computers that I thought would look it up and have it for me, as I'm fucking saying it, but they just, they're like this.

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that's not. I mean, literally, look at not idiot, one, get the idiot heat, as no. All of a tree. I'm hiding now. Yeah, I don't know all of a tree and my crazy

Oh, oh, did you want me to they're saying olive or tree? Okay, you fucking no That's him that's him no, I do not play that way. We can't play us. I do it. He's awesome Yeah, but I this is not a good look. Why don't that's lame. That's cool. Yeah, why is that? Why is that weird? But look at it? Look at her. She's a fucking dead. Come on I'm down to like you know Moos your kid No, I was like novelty fucking I will not know what you do. I didn't know that was a thing Yeah, like my novel my novel's he fucking this boy. I mean look

I even know that was a thing. Yeah, like, my novel, am I a novel's he fuck at this point? I mean, look, here's the thing about it. Yes, about it. Is Sam a novel's he fuck? No, Sam is shows. I mean. A good comedian can get away with a lot of things,

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I can't even say what straight face. Make love. I mean, I don't know what that trouble with it might help. I don't even know if your wife's made love to you. Three times confirmed. She's made like to you. Fair. She went like this.

Starfished. Oh, yeah. She went like this. Starfished. Oh, yeah. She went like this. Are we good? Okay. Is it in? Yeah. Is that it?

Dude, speaking of wrestling, look what you got me. So cool. I mean, that's for you or your kid? Fuck my kid. Oh, okay, sorry. No, I'm not giving them this. That's very cool. Let me talk to you.

Let me talk to you. Who says that? With everybody saying, uh, here's a, here. No, I'm not giving them this. That's very cool. Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you. Who says that with everybody? Say yeah, uh, here's a Hell hey night Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh God What what it's similar what were you into wrestling? What a kid or you got into it since you know Sam? Yeah. Yeah. Well, me and Patrice and Billy, we came up with the, uh, the rock and stone coat, the

attitude. So we used to, I used to like it back in the day in Boston with Jimmy Superfly Snooka. Yes. So, brother, brother, I told you I met him right? I don't I don't remember I met him with my little brother when he was a kid at a flea market and revere Massachusetts I was there go we will go to the movies. There was a flea market. I'm walking through it. I see Jimmy superfly snooker in his

fucking outfit Muscles headband leopard leopard little and go, oh my god, I run, nobody's there, run over to him. I go, oh my god, $10, Polaroid with him, and a signed photo. He charged you that or was he at a boot? He was there too. Okay. So I walked up and you're like, yo, let me get a picture. I would have paid fucking $20 million. I was, I've seen him jump off the third row at the Boston Garden.

Okay. I mean, I'm like, oh my god, my little brother doesn't, he doesn't even know. I go, Andrew, this is Jimmy super flies. Snooka, I go, it's such an honor. I'm so I'm a big fan. He's like, okay, brother. Okay, brother. Okay, brother.

And then he goes, I go, just, he goes, who do you want me to sign it to, brother? I go just say to Bobby from Snooker, love Snooker. I said, whatever you want. He goes, okay, brother. How do you spell Bobby? And I went, oh shit. Oh shit.

No. I went, I went, B-O-B-B-Y. You're embarrassing me in front of my little brother. Oh, okay, brother. Okay, brother. No other way to spell it. Well, B.O. BB. I. No. Yeah, you could, B.

Maddie. B.O. BB. I.E. Right. Yeah. I had that like shirt for Robert, huh? Yeah, so that's a girl. But he, I was into that. And then me and Billy and Patrice, do we used to stay in on Monday nights. Yeah, watch

To me, let me tell you something. There was nobody funnier than Stone Cold and the rock what There was nobody funnier than Stone Cold and the rock. What there was nobody funnier than Stone Cold and the rock Who's the guy that I think in your studio that looks like Chris Angel? Well, it is Jim Norton. This infuriated me. She stepped. Jim Norton. Always. So you know, we do satisfying in the Not CM studio. And she goes and she sits down and she's like, what's that picture? Chris Angel? It's in a acrylic, unvalved painting of the Undertaker. But it looks like it's, no, I'm telling you, if you, I'm sure you've seen it.

It looks like the under. It looks like Chris Angel. It looks like Chris Angel on steroids. Maybe. That's not what that hat, that like dark. He's an Undertaker. Chris Angel was at the kiss concert. Was he?

Yeah. He kissed me once when he was in the studio and I did not like it. Chris Angel kissed you? Yeah, I kissed me once when he was in the studio, and I did not like it. Chris Sandjou kissed you? Yeah, I just went in and I was like, okay, we're doing that. What was it, Magic Trick? No, Magic Trick, it was a Magic Trick.

How did he, where the, how did he, like how was he? He was doing like a tree made it like it was like a trick. I don't know how to say it, how, please tell me this. I don't remember what it was. It was like, yeah, it was like something, it was like a joke that he was doing a magic trick.

Oh, he did like a cheesy magician joke. Couldn't have been worse. And then I was like, okay, I didn't want that. Can I be honest with you? I have two magicians in here. Yeah. Yeah, see that guy, those two right there? They used to do magic.

Like that where they like really? See the hell's faces lit up? Kiss rape. There's no computer in front of him. His face is just lit up. From stolen illusion. Yeah, we had a whole episode of Chris Angel the other day. Bro, that doesn't look anything.

A little. I mean, it's the hat, it's the hair. Chris Angel, if he was in the Hell's Angels. I don't know. This is the Undertaker. Angel, angel. Double angel, thank you. It was a sick ref, bro.

Sick ref. Sorry, for somebody who's not into wrestling. No, no, no, no. That's what it looks like to me. But don't thank you. It was it was a sick ref bro sick ref sorry for somebody who's not into Wrestling no no no that's what it looks like to me. Come on dude. The undertaker is the greatest of all time How do you not know the undertaker horrible side by side? All right my point is you're right the yeah, yeah What? What yeah? What? Yeah, what?

Yeah, what? Yeah, what? Hell yeah. One time both of you in the face like hard. Do you not like wrestling? Like a loaf. Like it's the most pointless. What lame ass mother.

By the way, by the way, she just found out crib was fake. No. Cribs, what? MTV Cribs. See, you thought it was what? Real. I think that the show full of rented houses and rented cars. I think that a lot of those people, maybe not all of them. So when you open your fridge, you think it's always stocked with perfectly sponsored drinks. But I think the houses that they went to visit was.

I used to go to dance house and he would have food delivered. And they would, he would stock it like cribs. So on cribs, that's how celebrities do that. Yeah, but he did, he would go and just be a bottle of water. Like they would be all stacked and you almost didn't want to take one. You're like, am I supposed to drink this? Yeah, that's when you open the fridge and you're like,

oh, you're not a person. You don't have a life. This isn't a real thing at all. You open my fridge, this old chicken salad. There's a half, there's a half thing of water. There's a chicken that you put in a duffel bag that you brought home from a gig. And the salmon.

There's a rotisserie chicken that we should have thrown out a week ago. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my wife was always like, I gotta clean that. Yeah, yeah. You got a famous people's fridge that only has liquids.

Well, no, famous people. There's literally no food in famous people's fridge. So they have multiple fridges. So they have multiple fridges, one for liquids, one for produce, one for normal things. And instead of having one coke that's been in there for six months, it's stocked full. There's 20 cans that you just bought today. That's just normal. Yeah, I know.

It's all some fancy water to it. Would you get purple water? There's 3% extra oxygen. What? Is there? Yes, it's from some fancy water to it. It's, would you get purple water? There's 3% extra oxygen. What? Is there? Yes, it's from the French Alps. Dude, I got it from, dude, Vin Diesel hooked me up with these.

This is his new company. It's called Vin. This isn't a commercial. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just my favorite water. How did you think cribs was real? No, I don't think all of them were, but I think that you're telling me every single celebrity and every episode that was made up house,

that was like a house they rented. Some of those houses were those people's houses. Can you give me a quick knock it mad at me that it was fake? I mean, I am angry. Yeah, I mean, Jesus, guys, your husband. Give me a moment, I won't let's up with. Yeah, I mean, she doesn't breathe.

You gotta tell me that. Yeah. Like I like a good, yeah. She gets really tonic soprano when she gets frustrated. Well, because he's torturing me, like you can't tell me every single one of those episodes Was a fake house some of them were you know, I though you're not red man. She's right not red man, but the rest you can't and Steve Oh was real Steve Oh was real. Yeah, that was a real one. Yeah, he has to eat it

vast majority of the houses and Conor when he gets fucking when he starts because this idea that it's like, well, 100% wasn't fake. Okay, 90%. Hey, what could I ask you a quick, when you get mad and defensive, you turn gay.

Did you know that? You just went 100% I mean, what the fuck just happened? You'll play boy. You just went first of all, you just went like this with your hand. Look at me, the fuck just happened? Real plan boy. You just went. First of all. You just went like this with your hand. Look at me.

Look at me. You went like that. What is it? I've never seen you go that. I don't come. Whether I'm angry with you. Oh, you're still trying to hold that hand down. I'm non-binary to begin with.

You really are. Okay. You look, you look like a woman that became a man. I'll get you a woman that became a man. I'll get you women that became a man. That's right, but like Buck Angel. Yeah, you look exactly like Buck Angel. You know Buck Angel is. Please bring up Buck Angel.

Like a skinny out of shape Buck Angel. Oh, Bring up Buck Angel. You're gonna lose your fucking mind. That's right. I shouldn't have to say it like three times. There's Buck Angel. Look, look, look, look.

There's Buck Angel. That's insane. Oh my god, Sam. That's a woman. No say it like three times. There's bucks angel. Look, look, look, look, there's buck angel. That's insane. Oh my God, Sam. That's a woman. That's a woman. No, it's a born, born. She has a vagina.

He has a vagina. He looks pretty good. He has a vagina that looks like my armpit. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't hate. No, you can't make it. Yeah, looks great. I mean, how's it amazing?

All right, so we're, we're, we're wrestling. You hate it. Love. I love it, man. Is this the used the best we used to fucking I mean, dude I want that best in the world How do you wear that and give him that and like not best in the world he like wore that gave you that like but this is awesome I asked for this he asked for it. I got a I asked you want that you knew you did don't you knew you can't even I mean you quartered on the shop But it's a pre-order you can't get, I mean, you could order it on the shop,

but it's a pre-order, you can't even get it. You have to go to a show and get it. I want that shirt. You know that. Make it happen. I want that shirt. You know what I got? You know what I got at the kiss concert, though?

Here's my thing. I knew it was the kiss concert. I knew it was max. You know it was the concert. Max is first. I knew it was the last kiss concert. You went to the night, too. I went to night two Saturday night. I know is it their last kiss concert. You went to the night too. I went to night two Saturday night.

I knew it was the last kiss show ever. And Max is first. They're last. I went to the merch booth as soon as I walked in. And I said, get whatever the fuck you want. I go, get whatever you want, dude. And he went, I want that. And there was a jacket, 200 bucks.

Not the jacket. And you said 200 bucks. Not the jacket. And you said yes? I got the jacket. Oh, good for you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I love it. I got Dawn two shirts. There's Dawn like kiss?

Yeah, who doesn't like kiss? No, I mean, nobody, every loves kiss. I honestly like on the show, we were like looking at the pictures of the merch, but because Jim is like a psycho. He didn't buy any merch. He's the biggest kiss fan in the world. I isn't he like a merch guy. Well, I said because A.C. and Peter weren't on it. So he didn't like it. But, but I was looking at that. I was like, I would have bought that shirt, that hoodie, 100%. There was two jackets. There was the jacket. There was the jacket.

It was black with like orange, kiss, embroidered, it really impressive jacket. All embroidered on the inside, kiss on the, it's an impressive jacket. Then there was the other jacket with the embroidered was them over the garden. That's what you know. Only at the thing. That's what you know. Only at the thing.

That's what you want. Well, Max wanted the black one. So I said, oh, back on. I was like, maybe she got the other one. Trying to convince him. So I, I'm upstairs and I'm like, I should have got that blue one. I should have got the blue one. So as soon as they played one stinker, I ran out.

You got the other jacket too. And I went to the first, we're out. Oh, went to the other one. I walked around the whole thing. I mean, fast, because I don't want to miss the concert. And I all out. It's like fuck, so as we're leaving, we go all the way down, you're coming out

and there's two merch booths downstairs. And right to the left, I looked, there was two people in line. I ran, I grabbed them, I actually go underneath, went over and I went, give me that. And I grabbed that one left of the blue. I grabbed max ago underneath Went over and I went give me that and I grabbed that one left of the blue I grabbed the blue jacket for him or for you fuck him for me and And I got a black one another black one XL you bought three jackets. I bought three Here's why here's why here's why I love that you don't do anything halfway dude Here's you're the man for that. Here's why, here's why, here's why, here's why. I love that you don't do anything halfway, dude. You're the man for that.

Here's why. The whole throttle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The blue jacket, I got home that night. It's, you can only get it, it's not on the website. No, no, no. At the guard. Right, eBay.

I turn a box, eBay, $950. That's called a return or oh, I. What was it? on investment my man Who's that I just remember who's the creep that's the little the main guy The demon the demon the other one that I had a real creepy experience with when I met him I came up to serious. I he definitely clawed me. What? I got a good claw. What do you mean a claw? Underneath your vagina? It's right.

No, no, no, no. Good. Listen to me. It was a different time than it was a long time ago. People that didn't, people didn't. I don't know what I need to know. He went on your butt. I went it so nice to meet you and I went to like hug him and he just kind of.

On the, by the front of the back, because there's a difference. From the front like you went, he went here, he went from the front of the back, because this is a difference. From the front like this. No, he went here, he went from the front. No, no, no. He grabbed your crop. And I told my boss and you know who my boss was and that's like his idol and he was like, it's fine. Listen to me.

What? Listen to me. It's not from the front, he didn't let go. It was from the front. He went from the front. So this is you, this is Gene. He went like this. And the front. And then like,, this is Jean, he went like this. And the front.

And then like, oh, I mean, he holds on for a long time. Did you make a noise? Did you go, whoo. I just went, okay. I don't know what else you do. You just did that. I know what I call that. What?

The good old days. The good old days. It was, I didn't flinch. When you get grabbed like a crane game from the front. We're having by the pussy. That's exactly what he wanna have. So when President Trump said that, you were like, look, I don't know, but he's not wrong.

He's not wrong when he said that. He's gonna do it sometimes. Yeah, yeah. What a piece of shit. Yeah. Wow. I felt like it was like on brand. He doesn't lie about it.

I mean, he can. Yeah. But you see, this is, so this is getting bit to the original question of putting this show together, starting the podcast and everything and doing satisfying. Yeah. So like, I've known Nicole for too long.

Yeah, I mean, forever. Yeah. And I know that in any conversation, like a story like that, it's just gonna fall out for lack of a better term. Right, but like throughout this conversation, like just wait, what? Wait, what?

And so, you know, she would come in when I was doing the after show. I said, car blanche, the door is open to you. You walk in here whenever you can walk in, do the show. When I did the Friday afternoon show, it was like getting here every Friday afternoon. She was on every Friday, when I, you know, had an interview that I was like, no, no, no, was on every Friday when I had an interview.

Then I was like, no, no, no, you got to be in the mix for this one. When I was doing the night show, it was as many nights as I can possibly get you in for, I'm going to get you in for. Yeah. So then when we started Jim and Sam, she starts, you know, doing the mashup is getting bigger and bigger and bigger. It's a big show.

Right. Huge show. It's a really big show on serious. And so we're just doing our thing. Yeah. And, you know, we always talk about, oh, wouldn't it be great to do a show always talk about wouldn't be great to do a show again, wouldn't be great to do a show again. And so like a couple of months ago, she was like, yeah, I just really want to do a show again. I was like, yeah, me too. And she's like, yeah, well, you got to figure this out. And I'm like, well,

you know what, I got a studio in the basement. If you want to do this, we should just do. I love that he said that. Like you didn't know that he had a studio. You know what? I got to see it. Yeah, I know. I've been there. I got it. I've been there.

Hey, let me say something. No, no, no, no. You drama queen. What I did with you. You know what? I said, I have a studio in my basement. What? Oh my god, what are you saying?

I said to her this. I said, what if I told you that all these visions, all these dreams that you have, I could turn them into a reality with one staircase, right downstairs, follow me. Small staircase, not a big staircase, you've seen it, not a big staircase. Follow me, I said this, follow me. Now, that was it, there's the birth of the satisfying podcast. And why satisfying?

Because you... Yes. So So it's a great question, because we decided we go, Yeah, what? What? We're with everybody saying, Yeah! So, let me talk to you. So we decided, you know,

we could talk about this, but all the magic happens when we're just going for it. You know, that's when the magic happens, okay? So we just go like podcasting with her. It doesn't matter what you like. Nice, I got you. That's a really good thing. Yeah.

That's the thing, it's just mind your business. Know your role and shut your mouth. That's good, that's what he was saying. We'll turn this some bit sideways So mind your business. Know your role and shut your mouth. That's good to know. That's what he was saying. Oh, turn this some bit sideways, and jam it straight up your candy ass. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's 100% right. Yeah, that's right. I'm that guy, and this guy, and the other guy. Woo! Woo! He just got exactly singing everybody. So, like, we were like, okay, what if we just do like,

would you do this for a few weeks? Before we really name it like a, we'll just do this for a few weeks before we really name it, before we, we just do it for a few weeks on my channel. Yeah. And then, you know, we'll figure it out. And by the first week, we're just talking about how like, now like, stuff that's big on the internet, that, like that sensory thing is so big right now. Every kid is like looking up like slime videos and stuff

and everything is like, it's so satisfying. It's so satisfying. I got it. And then here we are. That's fine. Yeah. I guess that's the name of the show. That's the name of the show.

Because it is. You should have a video at the beginning of the show. She's just be satisfying, like peeling stickers off stuff. That's what it is. Is it? No, no, no, I mean, I'm saying that's the spirit. You should have the beginning of the show, she's just be satisfying like peeling stickers off stuff. That's what it is. Is it? No, no, no, I mean, I'm saying that's the spirit. You should have the intro of the show should be just peeling stuff and slime and all the satisfying videos.

I mean, beyond. It should be that. Be honest. What? Can I be honest? I want to. I'll be honest. Okay.

I'll be waiting, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be honest. Don't be a Rudy poo. Huh. I'll be a Rudy poo candy. I will not be, guys. Don't be a Rudy poo. I'll be a Rudy poo candy ass. I will not be a Rudy poo candy ass. I will. Okay. You do me a favor.

You shut your mouth and know your role. Okay. Well, if we could, if we could just pull over, right to the corner of know your role, Boulevard to Broney Drive. Oh sure. Smackdown hotel. Oh, that's great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bit fair.. Oh, that's so great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. It's a bit favorite. Okay. Put that over your face. Put that over your face. When I, there you go.

Yeah, there you go. I've never made a bunch of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The interview guys wrestling. I can tell. Anyway, I got two words for you. So. You like pie?

I have. That means pie. Hasn't it been satisfying though like sitting your target to it? Don't you feel saddest? Don't you feel as satiation? Yeah. Do you feel satisfied? I do. I feel sad. So here's the one thing about you. Me and you've always said hi. Yeah. We've never done a show together. No, we've talked a little bit when I had a little bit a little bit, but it's quick, you're in, you're out. You're in, you're high, I gotta go. You know what I'm saying? So when he told me you're doing a podcast with you,

I was like, that makes total sense. Yes. Because you guys have been friends for so long. And then, and I've always loved you, you're awesome. And you know, I fucking feel for you, kid. Right, you know. I mean, I know. I know.

I know, because Bob has for you kid. Right, you know. I mean, I know. I know. Because Bob has always said that Sam Roberts is just too sweet. Wrestling. I mean, it's wrestling. It's just people football. Because when you're, you know what I mean? When you're satisfying.

Yeah. You're satisfying for life. I for life. You need to get a room to it. You need to get a room to. You need to get a room. That needs to happen. You, uh, why you don't like pancakes? You can take the red one out of here.

It doesn't matter what you like. Someone help me. All right, well listen, I, uh, and let me, is this like, like, is this something that's got it? What if this blows up? What if this becomes a bit, hang on. When?

What if this, when this blows up? When it blows up, okay, Florence Scovvelshin. Haha. If you put it out there, it happens. No, God bless you. When it blows up. The secret. And you guys both have hit shows.

You both, you have a, you have a, you got, one of you guys has a hit show. So, I'm kidding. You both have successful shows. Okay, that's just downgraded from hit to success. What are you gonna do if this happens in as a huge hit? What's better than one huge hit? Two huge hits.

Yeah. Across that bridge when we get there, I'm not worried. Well, all I do is hit, so I'm the DJ Khaled of this. And another one. They said we don't want you to have another hit. So we had another hit. Okay. It's not an issue. Dude, you being energetic is really awesome. Yeah. I've ever seen you like that. I mean, you got to get whipped up a wrestling and gets right in. Oh, yeah. I get psyched up. You see me at wrestling. This is

why you need drugs and alcohol. Him at a rest. Can I tell you something? You know, we're at the wrestling show at the garden. It really bothered me. He's famous. He is. Like he's a notice. Listen to me. A wrestler in the ring on the rope went like this.

He went, in the fucking mat. Were you dead? I went and see. I was like, he just fucking, you were jealous, I was a little like. He just winked, he went, yeah. Like that, it made me sick.

People behind us were going, Sambo, and he was going about, so like, he's famous at wrestling. Yeah. And you do the commentary for, what is it? Well, I've done broadcast work for WWE. But you're doing broadcast work for WWE.

But you're doing broadcast work for, what do you do? What do you do for them now? Well, I do the NXT pre-show. NXT pre-show, yeah. Mattel Elite Squad, I do the bump on occasion, I do the ultimate show, I mean, I'm all over the place. I mean, turn on A&E, I challenge you to watch a documentary on A&E and not find me on there.

Now, why aren't you going full time at the WWE? Why aren't you, why am I not using you? Cause you're so into the wrestling, you know so much about it, your commentary so funny and good. Why don't they use you like on regular shows in New York? I mean, honestly, yeah, probably can't afford it. Ooh, really?

I think so. You heard it here first. That's the only thing I can think of. I mean, other ones, it's a no brainer. If you can't afford it, probably can't afford it. Ooh. Really? I think so. You heard it here first. That's the only thing I can think of. I mean, otherwise, it's a no-brainer. If you can't afford it, you can't afford it. If you broke, you'd say so. I mean, the W, the W, the W universe doesn't have the money

to get Sam Roberts. You know, the company that Vince McMahon started for one million that he just sold for nine billion. They don't have enough money for you. I think they have the cash right now. They don't have the cash. The only thing I can have the cash right now. They don't have the cash. The only thing I can think of is they don't have the scratch. Triple H looked over the books and said,

I don't know if I got, I can't do it. The video of him getting choked up is about them not being able to find the money. That's right. Somebody knows. That's right. Somebody knows. That's right.

That's great. My favorite meme out. So now it's late at night. That's great. My favorite me now. So now it's late at night. It's the Tuesday night. You're here late. And your kid as your husband, like what the fuck are you doing? Who's watching the kids? Do you know what your kids are? Sam was just over at my house. Stay here at Ben's Pizza. Grandma slice each. I'll be back in an hour and a half maybe. You know your way home. Yeah

No, they're home with where you are you in Westchester to no, we wish fuck you You're up where you side. Yeah, it's fucking great. Yeah. Oh, she's in the city I mean, I'd like to move to Westchester eventually, but it's the best it's the best it's the best It's so great. It's the best. I'm trying to move. I'm trying to go further up. Go further north I'm going to Katona. Oh my God. Ryan Reynolds, baby. Oh my dream Is to see him on a bike path like Ryan back is like very sexy. I feel like Ryan back too far. That's very far. That's too far It's very slow filled. Yeah, but that's that's like rich people who that's now I'm too much. No, too. I'm not rich. I'm a thousandaire I'm not a millionaire that's on that by the way. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.

Boom. No, but Katona's the shit. Yeah, but if you go to I mean, I like Intempt for Southern Westchester then I know. I love it. Yeah. We go up there for days like in the day on a Sunday. We'll go up there. They have the little bookstore that if they knew what I, if they saw any of my comedy, they wouldn't allow me in. That's right. You know what I mean? That's right.

Yeah, I can't, yeah, I gotta put a mustache in a hat on to go in there. They wouldn't I get one of those scones? Does everybody ever stop you on the street and like wink and go, bobo? Yeah, it's usually cop looking do. Oh, okay. Yeah.

It's never rich nerdy white guys who come up there. But actually my real estate lady knows who I am. Yeah, she was like, do you do comedy? I was like, yeah, I do. She was like, I know who you are. She's, yeah, I want to get the fuck up further, man. I can't wait.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, once you get a taste, yeah. You can't give it up. I want to get a gun of chai, so we might go there. Like, can I go, oh yeah, once you want you get a taste. Yeah, I can't give it up. I went to Granted Chai, so we might go there like, you're gonna go, oh yeah, Granted just good. The taxes and wishes are this is so boring. The taxes and wishes are suck. I can't, I can't do it.

Well, the further you go up, the lower they go down. Not to get too interesting on a podcast. Taxes in Westchester. Be right back with what need to know. This is a bear, this is, I mean, literally that insurance commercial. It's like, we can't stop you from becoming your parents. All right. Good. So Bobby and I are on the way. Oh my god. Now, but your kids are safe right now. They are safe. They're with my husband and a bunch

of his friends. What's your husband? What? Well, they're watching a basketball game. Oh, that's good. I'm sure he's paying attention. What? Yeah. Yeah. No. in the cabinet just turn the hot water on What does he do he is The VP of sales for technology consulting firm super boring super hot. I mean I guess yeah, Tanya and Irish Just I'm saying Italian. I want to I want to be it's like everyone to be Italian. Yes, what I am Italian Tanya Irish. Are you? Do you want to have that in common? Yeah. Did you have a find me hot? Did I? I can't look at it.

I've always thought you were hot. Thank you. You think that's true? No. She's just super nice. He says I should do. That is not true. That's her game.

I've never heard her say to like when she's just hanging with somebody. Yeah. She's like, Oh, yeah, you're totally hot. I would bang. No, that's not. Yeah, she's like, oh yeah, you're totally hot. I would bang you. Yeah, she's very compliant. I mean, she let Gene Simmons crane grab her from the front. That's why that's why I was on a security camera. It probably the greatest.

It was the one. Yeah, it has to be, right? It just was the good old day. One finger or two. No, it was like the whole hand. Oh, the whole hand. Four fingers. The demon head.

Did he go like this? Wow. No, he did. He did like a weird like a weird loud. I want to hear it loud Like that would have made more sense to me if it was more like a creepy whisper wow Doctor Duce That's crazy. It's a wild thing why I've never done that in my life good I've never even considered that is a thing that might happen, I've never done that in my life. Good, try not to go.

I've never even considered that is a thing that might happen. I had a girl do it down here. Do you? What are you gonna say like that for? Well, no, because usually guys don't get involved. What's that? That went from, I've always thought you were hot to take care of me. You?

I would grab you and I touched your junk, but I mean, listen, don't go that way now. First of all, first of all, this wouldn't be it. It would be this if you're gonna grab my junk. I mean, listen, don't go that way now. First of all, first of all, this wouldn't be it. It would be this if you're gonna grab my junk. Yeah. Gotcha. Bye. School, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, You go to the street. Who's going to the street? Ha ha. You go back in, you go back in, you go back in.

You go back in, you go back in, you go in there. Go back in. So, my back. No, I had a girl out front. Back in, this is back in the day when I was single. Okay. I was going to, you guys are a time stamp, those fucking memories. When you got a woman at home, you got a time stamp, those memories.

A contextualization is important. It was back in the day before I was in love with the woman that I'm living with now, with menopause that doesn't touch my penis anymore, even though I got back in his shape, and I'm doing great, my test results going up, and I still get little guts. Nothing.

Nothing. I'm so sorry. No, we'll get it there. Yeah, you'll get back. I'll get it there. Yeah, I'm, I've been on date raping my wife. Yeah. Okay, it is. Especially with I'm so sorry. No, we'll get it there. Yeah, you'll get that. I'll get it there. Yeah, I'm, I've been on date raping my wife. Yeah. Okay. It is. It is.

Especially with all this gene Simmons. Yeah, I'm gonna go home tonight and grab her by the coach from the front. You are. You are in her sweatpants. People, women like that. I mean, Marriol rapes a thing, right? Yeah. That happens.

My grab, no, it's not a pot. It's a negative thing. It is a negative thing, but I'm just saying, you know, it's killing desperate. You shouldn't, no, no, no, no. Even if it's not that's. It's a negative thing. It is a negative thing. I'm just saying, you know, it's killing desperate. You shouldn't no No, no, no, no, even if it's pretty, shouldn't do Where everybody is saying Let me talk to you pussy. You know what you should do. You should go home and you should You should go to your wife and you go

Don You can... Donut! Agnolage me. Oh, you want me to be the... You're the tribal chief? You're the tribal chief? You're the tribal chief? I do make her call me Papa King.

No. I swear to God. And she does it? No. Okay, good. But I do... I make my son do it. I go do you want to...

He goes, Dad, can I... I go call me Papa King. He goes, No. I go, You get nothing. He goes, Papa King. That's so creepy. I love it. Yeah, but you're like, wife one thing, your son, it feels like. Papa King, Papa King, Papa King. Papa King, you love it.

I don't. Call me Papa King. I love it. I don't mind when I do, but I don't like that you make your son do it. I think, me or your wife is fine, your son. I see what she's saying about it. It's a different deal.

Papa King. I like, he presents to me. Papa King, son. I see what she's saying about it. The different deal. Pop a king. Pop a king. I like he presents to me. Pop a king, me. I please have $20. Pop a king, can I have Fudgey-Cole? My son, yes you could. Pop a king, three kiss jackets, please.

My son. Buddy, my wife was, she's a nickel chaser from back in the day. And I bought those jackets. His jacket, 200 bucks worth 500 bucks by the time I got home. And then my jacket, 950 bucks. Don't you feel good about those purchases now? First of all, my jacket's the shit.

Yeah, because it's got the, it's got Madison Square Garden on it. It's got the date on it. It's so cool. It's such a... Is this a gene going like this? No, no, that should be a... We should get you that jacket.

Yeah. What was I gonna say? Oh, you know Keith Robinson. Love Keith Robinson. Okay. So he has this thing from back in the day that we've done in a million times on my podcast Where he was in a comedy gang in Philly What's a comedy game? Well him and a bunch of the guys got I don't even know if my my My friend here knows about it. It's called It's called um,'s called, well, what's the name of it? Um, what was the name of the key's comedy gang? Comedy, uh,

comedies, no, they don't. They're fucking. Well, it's not that is that they're googling trains right now. I'm not trying to throw you guys on the bus, but I just feel like there's not a lot of comedy supreme. No, what was it? Comedy. The fuck was it, Joe? Comedy supreme, right? No.

Comedy supreme. Comedy express comedy. Comedy express comedy. They had a gang. I don't know if you know this, dude. He had in this video on YouTube, you could find comedy expressed Keith Robinson. He and four other a bunch of other comedians, like the warriors. Yeah. He and four other a bunch of other comedians like the warriors. Yeah, they had sat and

jackets that said comedy expressed on the back. And sat and they had a thing on BT where they're all sitting with their jacket. That's what he used to be like the DJ like the hip hop like B boy dance groups. I found I found this randomly on this show and my mind almost imploded. So he's shooting a special Tuesday at Sony. I met the art director and the director last night and I said, listen to me, I want to show you a little video. I go, I want you, I go, what is he wearing? I go, I know, please don't let it be some Pierre Cardin outfit that he, you know what I mean?

Some sweat mock turtle neck. Fucking keys, fashion sense, thanks. So, I'm gonna wear a vest player with a pocket watch. I'm gonna walk out with a cane, but it's gonna evil. I'm gonna go call. But I said, please watch this video. So I showed him the video. I go, please get this jacket.

Recreate this jacket. I go recreate this jacket. And I showed him the comedy express on the back. It says Keith on the front. So I think they're going to recreate the jacket. And when he's and go, this is your outfit tonight. I hope they do that. Just to make outfit tonight. I hope they do that. Just to make him, I'm not wearing that.

I'm not. After the special, they should take the jacket and they should hang it up in the rafters of the comedy seller. They should retire Keith's jacket. Yeah, I'm gonna express what you want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For two strokes.

What is this? Looks like I mean, I don't know. We don't know how old he really is. What is it? 86. How many years is this? It looks like you're gonna be like, I mean, I don't know, we don't know how old he really is. What is it? 86. How many years is that? 86, that's 37, 38 years. Wow, he's new county for 40 something years.

That's great. So I'm hoping that they get the jack, they're gonna make this jacket fan and present it to them as either a gift or what he's going to wear on his special. That's awesome. How great would he at ball? No, if you walked out with that jacket on comedy express, he'd be a pimped.

Anyways, all right guys, listen, you got this podcast. Satisfying. Satisfying. I'm exclusively on YouTube. If you know that this is wrapping up, if you're watching on YouTube and you just kind of put in satisfying podcasts or go youtube.com slash at satisfying pod, you go right to it, see our episodes. So you'll get to hear a little bit more in depth

of Nicole's story of Nicole losing her child. But you got the kid back. Yes, he's fun. I saw the kid today. He's good. Not emotionally internally, no. But I mean, he looks okay. He was like, what's that? No, he's I saw the kid today. He's good. Not in not emotionally internally. No, but I mean he looks okay He's like that I know he's nothing bad happened while he was like this I'll tell you things I saw you found him in the closet this afternoon just sitting there

He did have he did have braids which was Yeah, I don't know how he got the braids, but he did have braids. He had braids and he had romones breath That's right, but that's just part of the course and the Ryan family. I mean, we were scared at all. Yes. Who's fault was it? My, who's my daughter's fault? No, no, no.

Listen, mama, mama, listen. She really believes it. No, let me kind of, listen to me. It's 100% not your daughter's fault. But I told her, don't leave him and she left him. So it's her fault. I want to say something to you. You're the mom. I'm you. You're the mom.

I'm aware. You're an adult. You can't put another child's life into a child's life. Yeah, but like when I speak, you listen. And she didn't do that. Yeah, no, you know why? She's nine. Right.

You understand? She doesn't even, her brain hasn't formed fully yet. Like all the connectors aren't here yet. Right. They're still developing. And you said, hey, I want you to act like a mature adult and make sure you don't lose this kid. And she was like, yeah, but I like shiny shit.

She was like, make sure you're gonna go to balloons. Yes. Five all. Where is he? Ship balloons. Oh God, he's gone. And then she went back to you and you're like this. Anyways, anyways.

We got the deal. it was a bargain deal. That's where we're here. We were gonna go to St. Marks, but it's too expensive. She does have a very nurturing way about her for nine years. Mom, we lost, I lost my brother. What the fuck, she's saying? Call your father.

Anyways. Anyways, what are you guys from? Yeah, Sandals is nice. I don't know if I want to spend this sandals on. I heard there was a shark attack there last week. Did you hear that? Shark attack this week. I don't know if I want to spend this sandals. I don't know. There was a shark attack there last week Did you hear that shark attack this week? I don't I Lady got fucking killed in sandals in at the Atlantis Atlantis. No, I will not but in the ocean not in the places where they had it was in the pool

Yeah, no is actually in Yeah, no was in the aquarium. It was a chlorine shark It was a chlorine shark and It was a chlorine shark. And it jumped out. It was chlorine shark. And she couldn't see because it was a chlorine shark because it releases chlorine. It was actually right at the end of the slide. It was right at the end of the slide. He was just waiting there to slide with the pound open. He was supposed to be waiting for it.

You're so lucky you found your kid. I'm aware. I kept saying I'm going to be the date lines like story. Was the shark in the ocean? Satisfied. What's that guy with the belief he goes, where was he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. His name Keith too. Keith Robinson.

Keith Oberman. What's the guy that does the date lens? Are he's very wrinkly? I'm not sure. I know Keith Morrison. Keith Morrison. Keith Morrison. He's got Keith Morrison.

He's got a great voice. I got him by a shark in the ocean. Nope. No, Matthew Perry, not at all. Not in the ocean. Matthew Perry is a stepdad. It's not a bizarre. Is he Matthew Perry's stepdad?

Yes. Was. Rest in peace. To Matthew Perry. In the ocean. I still can't get over it. In the ocean. She literally went in the ocean.

I hate you. No, I'm just saying there's so many aquariums around there and there's tons of sharks. Yeah. So maybe someone fell in the shark at them. You thought maybe the odds are that somebody fell into the aquarium. You never know. So the place surrounded by the ocean, you thought that they could fall into an aquarium? You never know.

And a shark went, I'm going to eat this fat bitch. You never know. I love that. That it's like, there's a beach right there with an ocean. Dude, they're like, later you got stung by bees, she got killed to death. Fuck you. Yeah, in a mall. In the mall.

Yeah, and not by bees. It's by the letter bees. Look, I've been fascinated by the way Nicole's brain works forever. For a long time. I love, I love. Listen, God can't give you everything. Right?

She's got a sense of humor. You can grab her from the front. She doesn't. Or the back. He just didn't give that. By the way, we're not in the good old days anymore. Please that you can't grab the call anymore. You can't grab anybody in the front. Yeah. Or the back. You grab my wife in the front. She go what? What are you doing? What are you doing? I can't feel that. I'm numb. That's too bad. I haven't been wet in three years. Oh, good Lord. This is a horrible man. No, she's great. Okay. Yeah, she knows she's fantastic. You can tell. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. She's fantastic. Anyway, you can always tell she's fantastic.

I was. When the fantastic part is very, very short and the menopause part is very long. I went to the, we have in our town, we have a dirty store last Valentine's Day, our son went away for the night, and I went to the Dildo store. Nice. It's literally by a playground. It's nuts. I don't know the zoning things in this town.

Can you tell from the outside that it's a, like a, yeah, the word erotic. Okay, I was wondering. Yep, and then the word playground right there, and it's a like a porn show. Yeah, the word erotic. Okay, I was wondering. Yep, and then the word playground right there. And it's just erotic in that lighting. Yeah, yeah. And you would be great if they named it erotic playground.

And you're like, which playground is the end? I went in and it's just too young, a Spanish girl and a black girl, kind of hot, really sales women, like really peppy and friendly. Hey, what's going on? Come on. I mean, dude, they knew. I bought 17 vibrators.

I just went home with a bag of shit like I was at the kiss concert. I mean, dude, and I bought cleaning. They were like, get it, get cleaning stuff. I bought, I bought, listen, I thought they were gonna blow me. I was like, if I keep buying stuff, they're gonna suck me off. I thought there was like a special room. Like if you go past a certain amount, ding, ding, ding, ding, and a good old day if that's how it works.

No more. Memma New York back in the day. Anyways, I went home with this bag of stuff. She goes, what are we gonna do with that? Oh, that's a bummer. I was like, I'm gonna read the directions. There was one called the Rose. God did that suck. It looks like a rose. And she was just lying there. She was like, it's not working.

I'm like, and it just started making weird. No, the machine on her went like this So I was like I had a then it was all down to the little tiny one. Yeah, that's my favorite too. Does it? Little tiny thing. Yeah, my mom likes that one too So you guys the podcast Yes, so sad is it's so satisfied. It's very safe. Please check it out Mom likes that one too. So you guys the podcast, the podcast. Yes. So sad as something. It's so satisfying.

It's very sad. Please check it out. We have questions for you guys. Okay. Real quick. And of course Sam is, you know, he's got all his, he's got his show, Jim and Sam, AK, Sam and Jim. Jim Norton and Sam Robert.

AK, I'm soon to be satisfying. Two shows I said. We're going to keep him both. Rockin' and Sam Roberts. It came soon to be satisfying. Uh, well, two shows I said. We're going to keep them both rockin' and rollin'. I like that. We'll see. What is questions? I have to do it. This is a pop quiz.

No, you guys have your show and you have your show, the mashup, morning mashup and you guys go against each other, right? I mean, we don't, we have different odds. Yeah, I don't know if it's the same. I'm a more family friendly. Yeah, family friendly and hip. Kind of. And he's got a bunch of guys like me going,

Doug, member of the old days. Yeah. We're good. Oh, he's crazy. Wait. Don't know vibrators, they go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's right.

All right, here we go. We got questions for you. Steve C, how sick is CM Punk, Sammy? Bear muff C. How sick is CM Punk? Sammy Paramuffins. How sick is CM punk? CM Punk is the sickest. So sick. Dude, he's fucking rules, dude. Are they really mad at him? Are they, you think they're really, I know it's wrestling. I know. Yeah, I think they're really mad at him. You fucking mark. I Look on me. Oh no Charlie night teacher. You just bitch me out. Yeah, dude. It's fucking hurt. Sorry dude. Call me a mark. Yeah, you big I was like calling me a fucking

Fucking Queer your heart Yeah, look no, it's gonna be great. It's I mean I love this Yeah, look, no, it's gonna be great. It's, I mean, I love this. Why don't we go, can we go, can you take me in Max and hot dog in your son? I probably won't take hot dog, but it'll be December 26th. You're gonna take us? Yes.

But it's a non TV show. It's the holiday. Yeah, but Sam Punk's not gonna be there. No, he wasn't at the Barclays Center on Friday. Brooklyn was kind of mad. Come on. Yeah. I want to go see, I want to see a CM Punk

He's only been back for like a couple shows, you know, will you get me tickets to go with you? Yeah, how about this? What what about WrestleMania and Philly? Will you take me? Oh my god? Well, you take me do I get it April's a long way. What about Max? April's a long way away. Is Max gonna come? I would never take you without Max. Right. April's a long way away. I'm gonna buy you.

Play your cards, right? I'm gonna buy you a jacket. If I just become a jacket guy. I'm in the market for a jacket. I'm on one of those stupid shows. Yeah, this jacket I got the last Kiss Consume was my son's first kiss concert. This one is blue and white one.

It's a special edition. All right, here we go. Vee, what is this? Vee on drag. Yeah. If by any media you wanted to be part of, I can't look glasses, dude. If by any media you wanted to be part of such podcasting radio, et cetera,

how are you gonna make sure how unique your platform will be? What that means? Yeah, what does, read that, I hate you, though. I hate you, read it. What is that? Read it. Stop, stop. Okay.

These guys are autistic. I, I, I, they, they, I fucking, I, I hate them. And I keep them here because I feel like they'll die. They gave that to you and thought that was a reading. If by any media you wanted to be a part of such as podcasting radio, et cetera, how are you going to make sure how unique your platform will didn't help? Is there, is there like a thing where you have to ask, like, is there a Patreon tier where it's like, no matter what you write, as there's a thing where you have to ask, like is there a Patreon tier where it's like,

no matter what you write? There's a question mark after it. We're asking it. Yep, we can read them more. That's my part, that's my Patreon. Let's move on. Yeah, my Patreon fans, all eight of them are fucking rocking. Yeah.

And they'll support you. No, that's clear. They'll go over to you and watch your shit. Satisfying podcast. Satisfying. YouTube.com slash at satisfying podcast. Satisfying. YouTube.com slash at satisfying podcast. It's only a video podcast because they'll get sued.

All right, Vandedrag, whatever the fuck is it? Did Sam Roberts pod give viewers a new love over the art of pro wrestling? Yeah. My podcast is single handedly responsible for the fact that WWE is a hot product again. I agree. It's where my, my podcast did that and my analysis.

I agree. I agree too. I agree because she agreed. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. She agreed. I can't believe she lost a kid. Fuck you. I mean, and, and blame the kid. It's not. Like, didn't even, didn't even go, do you go to therapy?

I do, everyone's the, what did he say? Well, it's a she and I didn't share it. Sorry. Very sexist. I mean, very much in a show. Wow, I didn't share with her. Did you tell her you got grabbed in the front by Jean? No, we haven't gotten there yet.

All right, please. There's a lot of stories. You didn't tell her you lost your kid? That didn't affect me the way my child did. Looking on that. Bob, there's a lot of... You had a bad childhood? I didn't have a bad childhood,

but there's some stuff to unpack. Really? Wow, there's nothing hotter than a fucked up hot chick. You like that? You like that? Oh god. Don't say that. I think I was like, I gotta go to the store again.

She went like this. Daddy issues. That's what I heard it. Right. Daddy. Daddy. That's why Jim likes it. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. That's why Jim likes it. Daddy. Daddy.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Jim call a ball to Rada. Sam. None for Nicole. That's fine. They're scared of Nicole. Sam, did you ever cross path with Macho Man Randy Savage while he was alive? Any inside knowledge the general public doesn't know. Also, who's cool than Shades Kelly? No one, that's who. I'd say the second part's right. Unfortunately, unfortunately I was never able to meet Macho Man Randy Savage.

Probably the only one on the list. Right. I can't think of anyone else that I would really have wanted to be like, even to just like meet at a meet and greet or something. Yeah. I've met or spoken to, I mean, I think everybody you can think of. But not him. Not Macho man Randy Savage, Rest in Peace.

Goat, the man. The goat. He's the best. Better than the rock. For me? Better than the rock. Macho man Randy Savage is my favorite wrestler of all time. I'm talking to you. Okay. So yes, it's the best. Better than the rock. For me? Better than the rock. March, maybe you saved just my favorite wrestler, Volta. I'm talking to you. Okay. So yes, it's for you.

Better than Steve. What? Better than Steve. What? This is from Scruffy bones. How pivotal the Sam think the lockdown and subsequent streaming has been to his career. What? What? How pivotal, I'll read it again. How pivotal, how pivotal the same thing, the lockdown, and subsequent streaming has been to his career.

I'd be destitute without it. I'd be the true. I probably would be bagging groceries and stopping shop, had it not been for the lockdown. Yeah, and that's a really intelligent question. I've thought that from yeah, as the lockdown was happening, I went, they got, I was one step away from bagging groceries and stopping shop. And it happened and it saved your life. Right. The way you went like, oh, look what it took for me. I had creeps with kids. It's gone. It's gone to me.

It saved everything. It saved everything. It's the best thing that's ever happened. It's the best thing you're lucky stars. Yeah. And how about you? I mean, that fucked me up bad. It did.

Yeah. And of course, you got divorced. I said I almost did. Oh my God. Why? I hated his guts. I didn't you hate being stuck with your wife? Well, I'm in a New York City apartment.

We live in the best trust. Yeah, I loved it. I mean Didn't you hate being stuck with your wife? Well, I'm in a New York City apartment. We live in the best trust. Yeah, I loved it. I mean, if you're telling me, if you're telling me, I have a shed. Hey, Sam, you're gonna be locked in Westchester for a year. I go, what do you send in me to heaven? Yeah, not what. Were you sending me to my backyard?

Yeah. With my fire pit? Oh no, I'm locked in. Let me go. Breathe the fresh air. Oh my God, I can't leave my house. Let me go cook steaks. Remember we went to your house during the long time. We had a great time.

Yeah. Remember my shed, my studio on the backyard? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, fucking love it. Yeah. Well, you get invites now. Let's kick up. Now that you've hooked up with Sam.

Okay, now, man. You, your husband, and hopefully both your kids, if they're still together, if the one watches the other, and you can count on the one to watch the other. Yeah. I can't believe she's like, make sure he doesn't disappear. I'll never forgive her. Figurer.

It's you. No, you're right. Nicole, you're right. And when he came back and said, what the fuck? He was looking at her. And he was right on that. What the fuck? You left me.

No, he's seven. So he knows exactly who's a fault. I mean, make sure you check out their podcast. Thank you. Make sure you check out their shows on serious XM. And you guys are the best fans out there. Guys, what do you got? The tizzies.

They're following me at Max Marcus comedy. The tizzies. Follow me on Instagram at Danny Braff. And we got the cheese show on YouTube. New episode came out today. Very funny, guys. I'm always on Tuesday night pretty much every week over at the pussycat running my hour. And these three fucking the autistic three are usually with me. Uh, very funny, guys. If you have a chance to see them live, please do. Check them out. Very funny. And of you have a chance to see them live, please do check them out.

Very funny. And of course, check out these guys. And what else do we have to do? Anything? No, we're towards it on the screen. Okay, my tour dates. Can you please read them? There'd be a Daniel Beach improv right next to Fort Lauderdale. And Danny, you're with me, right? I'm going to be with you. That's going to be awesome. Very funny, kid. December 15th, 16th, then you're going to be in Fort Wayne, Indiana on New Year's Eve. Yeah, two shows only. Get your tickets now. Then Saratoga Springs, you're gonna be in Rhode Island, you're gonna be in Wisconsin, all over. I'm all over. Thank you to my awesome agent for making that happen.

Hell yeah, dude. You're a good man. And give me weekends to masturbate by myself. Oh, because of the thing from before. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, oh of the thing from before. Yeah. Uh, anyways, oh, that's a great masturbating. And I like to do that. For the holidays, get your comic wearables. Why could WD merch for Christmas? Yes, all the merch I raise from comic wearables will go to a

children's charity. So anything you buy from this day fourth, yes, it will fund the home that one day in a cold sun we'll have to live in. Yes, because they just find him somewhere. It will buy him warm clothes for the winter. Well, she loses him on the upper east side. That's right.

We had your brother go. He's a New York kid. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, That's a Seattle 22. All right.

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