Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Sherrod Small, Rich Vos

Episode Date: May 7, 2023

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This is the original original. Hey, here we are. What's up everybody? What's up? Turn my mic up, you bitch. Oh shit. What's up everybody? It's Robert Kelly. You know what dude? Podcast with Back Live in the studio above the comedy sell the comedy seller podcast studios. That's correct. It's your favorite podcast. Thank you right now for watching on Patreon live and being a member. You ladybugs are the best I appreciate it. Also, if you're watching this on YouTube,

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like and comment all that jazz. We're here today with two of my favorite people long time friends I mean almost 30 years give it up for Sharoud small. Yes. Thank you Bobby for having me the legend Rich Voss who seems I mean, you know, you make me sick to my stuff Make me you make me sick and now I drop my... I dropped the bomb bandit. That's the third time you drop some. Yeah, I know. You love that one. I can pick it up now though.

What? Thank you for having me. I have a shirt for you and I forgot it in the car. You suck. You gave me your Vases shirt. Should I give you one? No. Is his mic on?

Is the mic... What's the shirt? Because his mic is loud. My mic sounds loud. mic sounds like make sure Somebody what your mic sounds low his mic is low. I'm not I'm just here to do a podcast. Oh, okay, do the technical Okay, I know I'm but you guys yeah turn bosses mic up, please God damn it Bobby got a team full of runaways were for their autistic run Okay, yeah, I got a important authority. It did not do the mic test at all.

I can tell. They just looked on the levels. You got to hear the thing. I know. Now he sounds better. How's it going? Thank you. Thank you, Sharad.

How the fuck are you doing? I'm good. You know, just what image award from the NWACP, thanks for the congratulations for the best television documentary. Everything's going to be all white on showtime. Oh, wow. And it's going to get nominated for Emmy. So why are you aggressively telling me Congratulations for the best television documentary everything's gonna be all white on showtime. Oh wow And it's gonna get our nominate for amy, so why are you aggressively telling me?

Because I thought you knew I said you a text message over about it. I didn't get it. Oh my bad You kidding me. I would have retweeted it. I would have brought it up everywhere to do. Oh see Yeah, you might be in the car with that t-shirt for Bobby real quick. How do you spell Shorad? SHERAD. R-R. Okay. And it's on show time, right? Show time. Everything's going to be all white.

Dude, is it about? It's a three-parter. Is it about white people? It's about culture. Is it really? Yeah. What is it about? It's about like American culture and, you know, everything from Jesus to voting, to, you

know, segregation, to Jim Crow. The good old days. Oh, yesterday? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it's good stuff. We're just sales is on it, Margaret, Joe. For the first 10 minutes, can you not say something racist

so I get monetized? Miraculous. I know, it's joking. I was joking, relax. I know you were joking. All right, put your hands down. All right. So you would not look like a white Levelle Crawford haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha That's a bad way how you I was thumb not a bad. I was that a good hitchhiker I was I went

I just came out of an ass I'm a thumb from the 70s Why don't you make fun of Sharad I will he will I just did I said good old it. What else do you want me to do? Yeah, I'm what's painful. Yeah, so what how did this come up Sharad? One of my good friends in college, he actually wanted to produce it's on as well. So yeah, you just got to show maybe like a year ago, a year and a half, maybe like a year, two months ago.

But then it aired last year, and then yeah, we got nominated and I won like a month ago for NAACP Image Award for Best of Us. Yeah, wish you had a big dinner and shit, you would say. Yeah, yeah, had a big day. Yeah, just get a tuxedo.

No. Who hosted it? Who hosted it? Ah, yeah, yeah, had a big day. It was cool. Yeah, it was good to get a tuxedo. No. Who hosted it? Who hosted it? You're not. Ah, I just kind of remember black people's names. Well, I thought maybe it was like a comic or something. It's in WACP gives out awards every year for You know different stuff like it to be from writing to directing to acting. What's it look like?

What's the award look? Is it cool? It's a cool shape, I guess like what what is it shape? There should have been a key so you can free yourself Any more black laughs in this room Your white runaways, huh? Queen Latifa boom, So that guy was hosting. That's cool. You know what? When I used to party with her first cousin,

that's why he's, what you talking about? Queen Latifa's cousin, she's from Jersey. Yeah, she's from Jersey. Tony Princess, Princess Laquifa, what was it, nothing? All right, let's see.

Laquifa. Yeah, her cousin, how did you play that? Tony flag. Yeah. Is he in the streets? He and again, what he do? Now real estate. Big real estate. Okay. Great. I know. I played golf with them and shit. She grew up in Jersey City. Yeah. He grew up in Scotch Plains. Cool dude. I brought back my dick. I just go to on motorcycle accident. Who died? I think like Tiffles brother. This year's ago back in Jersey. When we used to do the peppermint, yeah.

Every body, Shannon Briggs would be there, naughty by nature, queen Latte. Anybody that was anybody in New Jersey. I'm gonna tell you something. Calm down, black people are talking. Black people are talking about it. Sorry, did I interrupt something? We're just having a conversation about, sorry,

back in the day. Guys, I'm so sorry What are you invited us? No, I love that you guys here. I'm sorry for interrupting two black people The peppermint was the was the spot. Thank you. I just wanted you to say you say the peppermint Yeah, like it's like it's the seller or like it's the stand Most people that are listening to this have no idea what the peppermint is. The peppermint was, it was 500 audience members to front row, sent like,

don't say it like me, don't say it like me. Don't say it like that. Hang on, don't say it like that. What? 500 audience members? Easily. It's a 500 cedar.

Right. That's the way you say it. Oh, okay, whatever. No one says there was 500 audience members. You just want to say that it was sold out. It was. That person made it was sold out every week. Every week. And you get they say the show get there 10 and the show didn't start till 12.

Yeah. Bill Bellamy was the host. Yes. Right. And this is he started. That's before he blew up. Uh, and that's where they did the dev jam auditions. That's true.

Motherfuckers would leave that club getting job applications. They do do's with bomb so bad. They're so hard. So they would bomb so bad they would have to go back and get like a post office. No, they felt like we're done. Like, it was hard for taking that literal. Dan Boone there was much worse than the Apollo. Why? It was I for taking that literal didn't boom there was much worse than the Apollo Why of course it was just imp is packed in yeah, and everybody's just on one on and and they love and they love Bellamy

Host and they always they love them. Yeah, I Did it seven times the one time I had a tough time They had me closing so Bellamy's hosting, right? Then talent goes on. Then they brings talent on. And him and Bellamy did a snap thing against each other. And they go and now rich force. Are you crazy? I'm going to follow that. And a whole crowd jumping out. They see growing chicken bones. Yeah.

Did you, Bob? That night. It was how bad? I know. It was on a want to attend scale like a five now out of the seven which parents was that for you the last one I was probably did one more after that. I would never go out where was that it was in East Orange or West Star West. Oh, I wasn't in I thought it was in New York. No, and it was a great barbecue place right behind it Yeah, I had fucking great barbecue. It was an event when you went. No question about everybody wanted best clothes. Everybody came through style. It was a fucking event.

Did comedy express ever come down? It's a bit of commercial. Comedy. You didn't know that Keith Robinson was in a comedy gang called Comedy Express. Oh, no, you buzzed in Philly? Yeah. Lo and I'm interested.

He had sat in jackets with comedy express on the back. Oh, fuck your wife. Are you kidding me? Really? You don't know this. Was he a pink lady from Greece? He, dude. Yeah. He they had a gang. Him and hat Ralph Harris. Oh, yeah, Ralph. Yeah. Yeah, they were in a gang with sat in jackets.

I expose this on YKWD. Like five years ago. I found this footage of them in the jackets and I expose yeah It's on the internet wait there had a fucking producer I gotta see this I yelled them because it makes they were named pro group or sketch group It was it no they were just comedians that oh hung out and they had a Fucking don't bring it up until you have it son Yeah, I thought he had it up there. I did too, but he fucking dick this.

What color was it? He had Marina Franklin's podcast up. They were black sattern jackets sat in that the car sat in or the Saturn's a planet. I'm from Boston. That you rotate around the mileage. Clujo moon. The livable. No, I think you got water on that mileage. Clujo moon. The livable.

I think you got water on that moon. You're a fatter than me now. I'm fucking, I'm in good shape. And I am fatter than you. No, I'm not. You have an old guy pot belly. No, I don't. It's gonna be gone in two months.

No, I guarantee you. I guarantee it won't. I want to bet. I guarantee you'll get fatter. No fucking way. I work out every fatter. You been playing golf. I'm fucking, I work out every fatter. You been playing golf? I play golf, but I lift every day.

Oh, there you go. Well, it's five, six days a week. Crunchy as shit up. What do you lift? Bonnie's bags. That was good. Thanks. That man from getting a host.

That hurt. That hurt. So yeah, but there was a lot of clubs like that. Like it started off at Terminal D. What's the title D? It was a club in Newark. Okay. And it's been these, it's been these, it's been these,

it was all different hosts. Yeah. But Terry Hodges mainly. Yeah. And Bob Summer was the DJ there before he got into Dev Jam. Oh, really? So our producer in television? He was the DJ and the DJ at Turnbull D. Wow. It was just a long room. And let me tell you, ooh, I was hosting a show there one night and this guy went on this black comic. Uh-huh.

And they were booing. They gave him the fucking bell, you know, the Apollo bell. Oh, they had a bell in it? Yeah, they had a bell like, and the Abrams, they didn't give a fuck. Not too talk, not a joke. They don't give two fucks about your feelings. No.

You either kill or fucking you are gonna feel it. I'll tell you, I told you, I told you a good story. So they gave him the bell and he said to the audience, he goes, I did a white club and So the game to Bell and he says to the audience, he goes, I did a white club and they were nicer to me than you guys. And I was hosting and I walked up and I go, I always had that club. They didn't like it. But I was this story. I was doing

a room. I can't tell you tell you. And I'm on stage. It's during the World Series. The Yankee first and met. Which 2000? Yeah. it was an urban rule, but and this might be a generalization. But black people just happening. No, because I was trying to find black people aren't really that much into baseball, like other sports, but since it was Yankee, Mets, people were glued to TV. Right. So after the game, the show started late. I'm on stage and I'm doing okay.

And then I say I might have started treaching out sharpening or whatever. And then I heard one's good to do in a black. He was in the room. That's good to do. And he had fuck Malcolm X. No, I said. So you had a dream bitch. I bet it was a pussy fat motherfucker.

I hear a guy one guy in the back giving me the black. I'm not. You had a dream bitch, I bet it was a pussy fat motherfucker. So I hear a guy, one guy in the back, giving me the siren, going out to the jokes, just keep going back into your fucking story ass hole. Then no, it's a good story. I don't want to. God. I hear a one. We had headphones on, so you can hear.

I can hear you right next to me. Oh, God. And I hear, who drinks iced coffee? And I can hear, so gay. What the fuck And I hear who drinks iced coffee. And I can hear so gay. What the fuck, what a sucka dick already. So brown like a kid. You're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you didn't know, I go fuck you. Let me tell you, I've been on TV. I got at the time, maybe 20 years sober, I'm raising kids, I've done this, that, whatever.

I go, what the fuck have you accomplished? Silence, and I walk off, and it was puffy. Oh, he owned the room, it was his room. What? It was at Justin's when he owned Justin. Oh, we're here, Manhattan. Yeah. And it was Buffy giving me was a justines when he owned just it's a minute yeah and it was funny given me the siren and i didn't know i would have you accomplished well the seven dollar collard greens you just bought ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to call them out. I didn't know who it was. I wish I knew him, because then you came up in black rooms.

Well, no, mainly white then I went and did, you know, I had two kids, because you know, you know for the first con, white dude to do, and you came up, I know you from doing black rooms. Well I did white rooms forever and I started doing urban rooms because... Right. They paid more. They paid more and I had two kids. I go, I just need to work. Right.

I didn't give a fuck where I worked. I grew up in... So you worked the black neighborhood. The black neighborhood. You black the rooms out of fear. What's that? Out of fear. I did them out of fear.

Yeah. Or need. I heard need. I heard fear. You heard fear of that? I heard fear not here fear that I fear no not fear it is because I Got so much shit. I remember when I did Devcam and now how long and was that when you did Devcam first? How long was I doing comedy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was probably doing comedy for already 15 years

But I was doing the urban well five at least five years because I was on the 50th season of Devcam so I was on the 50s so they called so one host that oh no they had all different celebrity host that year Steve Harvey Chris Chappelle Jamie so Steve Harvey hosting my show okay and the intro you know whatever here's something you've never seen whatever and this was HBO's number one show at the time. Debt jam was D number one show. When they said, what did they say? He just ran through the story. He said, somebody hears you, somebody.

What does that mean? Debt jam crowd now the fucking story. He was a white dude. Yeah, he's saying here's something different or you've never seen or seen. He was introducing me. What a white dude with fucked up teeth and a ponytail? First of all, I had semi-decent teeth.

Oh, I don't know if I was getting him worked out yet. You didn't have the ponytail though. No, you came to Boston. Yeah. I remember the back year, wife Peter was wet from your greasy ponytail. I remember your teeth were literally frightening. No, good.

When you came to Boston, he had his old teeth, he had his old teeth, he was like, who do you talk to to get on? I was like, what the fuck? And he flipped his ponytail and then hit a waitress in the eye. He had to go to the doctor's, scraped their fucking pork corner with a wet greasy Jersey pony down.

But so, but when I did Dem Sham was first, oh, there's another funny story. I went to the tape that at the Apollo, they taped it in New York. No, I didn't have to. Okay. So they take this is the year they had celebrity hosts. So they were taping two shows a night. I was on the last night the last show second to last they treated you like that. So everybody that was still in

We're gonna edit that out today. It's right now. They treated you like a nigga. Yeah So takes a village. Any any any Any comic that was still in town. We laugh for a fucker second on the podcast. Whether you know, I'm not Barbara Walters. This isn't your life, Clark Sucker. It's a comedy podcast.

And you're dying to be interviewed. We're fucking making jokes. Let us have a little bit. Oh, that was funny. Oh, I can't stand him. He gets all whipped up when somebody cares. He want to get all the information out before he forgets it.

Oh, yes. Thank you. I can see it. Go ahead, I'm sorry. Go ahead. All right. Which was it ago? So it was the last night.

So anybody who was left in town was there. Right. Any of the comments. So I went like one night to watch and Dev Jam like the warm up was Guy Tory he would come out and go look this ain't the fucking Apollo this is we don't boo here this is Dev Jam so I wrote a bit from this it kills in black room so this comic came out we just say rooms now this comic came out first of just say rooms now. This comic came out.

First of all, he's wearing this gold suit with like probably fucking Reeboks, not like whatever. I mean, he look like a, and strike one. Okay, you're a country. That looks like a country. I'll apologize you one second. But if you don't look at me while you're telling the story too, I'm gonna fucking end the show.

Stop making problems if you can't see. Stop just staring at story to, I'm gonna fucking end the show. Stop. This is if you can't keep. Stop just staring at fucking him. I'm here too. Are you all right? You divide the, when you talk to people, I'm doing this.

I love to just do this. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not. I'm turning to you. Do that again. No. He rides me a night court.

Anyhow. So if you know what night court is, there's a new person. Sorry, you're right. You're just an awful person. Thank you. So I think Sharad, because he want to fucking, he want to end double ACP word. He want to fuck it. juice. And then the jukecy and double ECP in the beginning. They have. Yeah, in the beginning, Kanye was right. They had to give back who? They have in the beginning Kanye was right. They had to give back who

Yeah, yeah, it's a time it nice a time you So this dude comes out in a gold suit right he's up first. Yeah, I just so I'm going to want right and He goes he starts off. He goes first of all I want to say I'm not from New York. I'm from Canada Oh, he's bomb and so bad. Oh's bomb is, and they couldn't boost. So all you heard in the audience was, mm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm. Child. It's a barbecue.

Mm. It's a barbecue commercial. Mm, mm, mhm, mhm. Child. Yeah. Child. Sweet child. My, that's how Axel got the song.

You know that? That's, mm, mhm, mhm, mhm. Wow, wow. Child sweet child my yeah, that's how Axel got the song When you said go suit I was thinking the south I went in wrong direction with my hate. No, he was Whatever he was like Whatever I'm a funny Canadian comedians. Yeah, I live with one, but I don't know if I'd call her funny. Come on. She's a genius. There you go. Well, so I'm what Jim Carries saw in Canada. Yeah, I got a funny standup. He's all right. He used to do standup And now he's not looking at Jim Carries great at what he did But he's not if his standup was never funny. It was more character driven stuff that he did

Yeah, it wasn't funny. I thought it was funny. No, you didn't. At the beginning, 100% you did. A lot of those characters were in the same color. And he did no one in lemon color. In lemon color, in a sketch, it was brilliant. Amazing. In stand up, it was not.

I'll let you watch right now. I think we can find something with Jim Carrick. I mean, they can't find anything. I see what this runner-up is can pull up. Nor Mcdonalds, Canadian. Nor Mcdonald. All right, funny. Boom. There's some other

Kitchen hall where funny, but they're not stand-ups John John can stand up candy candy. I'm not saying that Canadians aren't fun What I'm not saying. I'm not saying something happened. I'm not saying that cut cotton Canadians aren't from asking what are they? Which ones are they? Which cotton are humans? Michael J. Fox is hilarious off stage. It's not. It's not humans. It's human. I said humans. No, you said humans.

I'm humans. I'm not going to. I'm not going to like as a vegetable in West Africa. You. You eat your humans. You eat up your human. How can we not go to any next game? Sorry. Oh, yeah, I'm going.

I didn't go to any now. I went this season, but I didn't go to play off games. I must sneak up in there. Cut that out. How can we go into any next games? Oh, I will. Oh, cool. Why, how did I say it wrong?

I don't like you taking over my spot. Oh, really jerking each other off and I don't like it. This is okay. I don't get to see me in this way. I never did a podcast. I don't like it. This is okay. I don't get to see me in this way. I never did a podcast. I did his podcast years. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

Jerry. Yeah. Well, you did. You fucking turned. Oh, I had to improv. I had to put my headphones on. Oh, yeah. You're already angry that he walked in a plane.

That's funny. I mean, coming up with a broken arm or something. Bells and whistles. Oh, god. How does he do that? Something in the water in Canada. I'm a fro-up. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Getting a little strange tonight, and I'm not sure why. No, I'm kidding you. That's just a little bit of a physical gag to get the show started off with a bang. Well, you won't be seeing much more physical humor in my show. Fall. Oh, come on.

You're so into you, you're 16th and that's good stuff. I'm funny. I'm fucking a... Well, now... I laughed him out. Hey, you look Charlie Chaplin. What I'd like to do is I'd like to take you all... I used to drive him to get down to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. And I'd like to give you all a little taste of the candy man.

I'm off. Yeah, yeah, you were, I guess you're right after taste of the candy man. I'm off. Yeah, yeah, you were, I guess you're right after, didn't hold up. Wait, I wanna see him do Sammy. Of course you do. The other way I wanna see it, if he's actually fucking Sammy Dev is you're in here, in the eye socket. I mean, you know, it's just 80s, that's 80s.

It's 80s stuff. That's 80s stand up. Yeah, back then, that was pretty fun. Let's give somebody else a shot. No, wait No, just give him another minute. Let's give let's give let's give uh bobby's up there. Let's do who's now JJ walls Let's go to I never saw he was a good colleague. Let's do JJ walls. Let's see if he's he was a catarisa star comic I wasn't he knows all this he's he's been doing comedy for 60 years. Catch was a spot on Upper East that was D spot Yeah, Rick Newman.

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This was the end of the improv. You were on it? I did two of them, please bring up Rich's opening at the improv. Oh, please. I guarantee you. Oh, Lord, let me see his hair. I wanna see that ponytail, then. I wanna see his outfit.

Oh, I wanna see his teeth, then. I bet it's red. I guarantee it's red. Is it red? Oh, I don't remember. Oh, I want to see his teeth. I bet it's red. I guarantee it's red. Is it red? Oh, I don't remember. 50 years ago. He don't know what he had on yesterday. Oh, look at you, double agent. I want to make the host feel well. What is this shirt you're wearing?

Never again. Oh, yeah. Is that your... But you got the Black Lives Matter F fish in the middle of the star David? Is that what all the improvs gave you the last time you worked there? Whoa. Thanks. Whoa. Never again. Don't you tattoo say never again?

Yeah, he gave a lot of tattoos. With the star. Okay, you stay consistent. So, let me, all my producer finds this thing, it might take like 20 minutes, but hey, Q-chip, what are you doing? I'll see it, I see your deaf jam. I'll see it, you know, don't put that on.

We'll put it on. No, I've done it. Dude, dude, you're in prop. Yeah, we've seen that a million times. Rich Faw's even in the prop, there's five autistic guys up here, four, three. Yeah. I was like to be called autistic.

There's three autistic in one serial killer. And we can't, which he has to be good at the Internet too, because he has to cover his tracks. Which one's the serial killer? Look. But I don't get the pay for it. Did you find it? Yeah, you have to pay for it. Pay for what? How much is it? The episode's 99 cents. Not worth it. Buy it. I'll pay you back. Okay. Buy it. I'll pay you back. It's 99 cents. Yeah. I want to fight anything of it. You get nothing. Not a it. I'll pay you back. It's 99 cents. Yeah.

I wouldn't have liked anything of it. You get nothing. Not a dime. You signed it all the way. Improvs still getting it though. What's your boy name? Who owned Improvs? You passed away too.

He passed away. There's a wife who's getting that. She passed away too. No, not his second wife. When did Rick Newman die? I was just thinking about him a couple months ago. Probably like two months ago. Wow.

You were thinking about him. Who's Rick Newman? He owned the Cat Throwett and Princeton and an Aubrey side. Well, but and he managed Pat Benetar in the beginning. Oh, this is what he started at catch rise. I can't. I can't. That's great.

This is the most boring conversation. But no, the catch catch used to be the hangout of all the comics. That's why Chris used to always go Chris Rock and Jerry. They all hung out there. Not even a strip. They hung out at catch. Catch was the club in New York. What's the name of that?

The green kitchen green kitchen. That was the fucking club in New York to work catch. You got it. I got you. That's the first club I passed. That was I used to love this going. When I first started they would just, they didn't close yet.

I have a question for you. I got a question for you. When did you first start? I know I remember when you were coming to the Boston. Yeah. You would roll up. You had a p for you. I have a question for you. When did you first start? I know. I remember when you were coming to the Boston. Yeah. You would roll up, you had a puffy coat. Yeah. And doing a winter, right?

Yeah, it was during the winter. And you wrote, because that's what I met you. And you rolled over the puffy coat, like, who's this dude? And then you went up, you killed, and then we found out you were Chrisys Cousin. Right. But you seemed to come out of nowhere back then.

Yeah, me and Tom, we came, when I first thought of coming out, I was still down in Maryland after school, I've just finished college. Yeah. What did you go college? Morgan State University, for what?

I went for business and communication. And you got your degree? Yes. Because you're like, you're really smart. Yeah. It's a curse. But you don't come across, I'm not saying this in a rude way.

I come off dumb. No, you come off as a comic, you don't come about you. Oh, yeah, yeah Just hanging fucking around doing comedy, but you're actually you got a college education Yeah, I went to private school. Can you please look at both of us when you talk. I'm talking about smart people When I talk about dumb people, I'm gonna flip this way So you didn't finish college you You did quite quite high school. You know, it was sucked to dick. Where you went high school, Jerse?

What's that? In Jersey? Yeah, yeah. Where in Jersey? Plainfield. Okay. Plainfield high. Yeah.

It was rough. Yeah. Plainfield. I know people who went in years later. Yeah. And it was still rough. It was still rough. Plainfield.

Like, a week way. You didn't have a rough school? Well, the first one was like Lafayette when I went there, there was a 20 island in Brooklyn. But then I transferred to Bishop Locklin with Archdiocese School, Catholic School. You went to a Catholic school? Yeah, I graduated with Catholic High School. Giuliani went to my school back when it was all boys, back in the 60s, whatever he went.

You had to wear an outfit? No, we just couldn't wear jeans and sneakers when I went back in a day they wore out uniforms. Because I went to Catholic school, we had a word, the clip on Thai. And you rogue a fuck if you didn't wear the Thai, you had it with a belt. They knew that people in the streets

would fuck with us too much. So we just couldn't wear, we couldn't wear jeans and sneakers. I wish you were a tie around your neck right now. I knew, I knew. Look at my hair. Oh, look at your hair. And that's that wet stop pause. Oh, my gosh, my gosh. Be ready to knew it. Look at my hair. I mean, that's that wet stop pause. Oh

my gosh. Be ready to smoke it. We got to make that screen brighter. I mean, listen to me. First of all, look at that silly gay watch he's wearing. He looked like a private investigator. He does 1973 Miami. But not the main one. this No, the sidekick dude Yeah, he gets info Yes, the cheat Yes, you will Dude, listen, he's got a singer Oh my god He's got that wet ponytail I was telling you about

No I'm telling, I bet the back of his jacket's wet I can only think I can make wet He's dripping down up This is over there, how you doing? My top Shit, stop Why is the top black?

I have to just wait way. Oh shit. No way. You got to get that evening at the improv. You're in good shape, there, boss. Remember once you go white, you go right back to white. You can't see his face. Can you fix that in? You're like laughter. No.

My sister's going out with a black guy. I said, what's up with that? She said, once you go black, you never go back. I go, that's Chris Arke family. Won't let you in. I'm going to be a black guy. I'm going to be a black guy. I'm going to black, I said, what's up with that? She said, once you go black, you never go back. I go, that's because our family won't let you in. Losing up.

Why people are too uptight, man? We need to riot. I'm telling you. Why people need to riot? We don't know how to riot, though. We steal lumber. This isn't funny. Honey, look at all this plywood I got.

Oh, boy, I did look good. You like a killer. Stop, look at those teeth. And he's Spanish people. Stop. Oh. Stop. Get that fucking thing off the top.

That's a serious chopper. What? It was off when it was, uh, I don't know. I can't go to this. Why does it go on and off? Whenever I press play or. It goes lighter. It, uh, pull, it goes back up when the mouse is on the on the screen to pause. All right. We'll get it off the screen

Okay, we need to look at this I don't mess with Spanish people you ever see a Spanish drive-by get the cart closer so I could cut them What what does that mean you sound nice folks? No? I'm not gonna peek. I'm excited to get on a new today. She's a pretty lady. Who? And she got some big teeth though. I'm telling you, man.

You're talking about big teeth. She looks like she got baby shoes in her mouth. Pause. Yes, pause. Even D.I. Always got what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, that was the pot calling a pot a pot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How dare you? How the fuck dare you? Come up with a big teeth joke when you look like Ratatouille.

I don't think my teeth were that big. Why you crazy? I'm a big man, I'm already. Anybody watching this? In the comments right now, please tell us who you think old Ratatouille is. Big teeth, look how young I look though. Well they were big,

but Lisa gave themselves space between each other to exist. I mean, jeepers, creepers, those are fat. Let me see him again. Oh, dude. Some real chores. Oh, man, you got Big Death. I'm telling you, if I ever have a corn on the cob

beaten contest, you win. Carrigan is my first pick. Nancy Carrigan. You want to have sex with Nancy Carrigan? Just tell you got carrots in the car. Where are they at? Look at him. Look at him.

I do have big teeth. You got some big teeth. Yeah, folks, I just got separated. She left me, man. What are you doing? I was going to try to pause on this teeth. There's its over, Sammy. Yeah, hey, I tried to save my marriage too.

I went to counseling for six months, which was great, because I'd spent $100 to have two females call me a loser. You're just sniff. You stealing my stuff back then? Yeah, I got these weird fantasies. That's my- Oh, you, you see? Anybody else?

Where you at, then? This lady right here with a black hair. OK, what's your name? Antoinette. Antoinette, okay, I'm gonna use you in my fantasy, all right? Antoinette. Here's my new fantasy. The Antoinette and I, we check into a beautiful hotel. We go to sleep, we get up in the morning,

we go out of room service. I go to take a shower. I come out of the shower, she's having sex with a guy from room service. I'm like excited as hell, because I'm thinking free food. I don't even remember that. That's a good joke. It's not bad.

It landed. It landed. It's a good joke. Look at her teeth. That's why you look like a... What a hump. A hump. A Hump. A Hump.

Midnight basketball. That's it. Keep the kids off the street at midnight. Let them play basketball. Do you think when these kids are filling their nine millimeters and their glocks, ready to do a drive by, they're going, do we have a game tonight?

It's not bad. Not bad. Look at the boss. Is it playoff? He's smoking on TV. Aw, it's crazy. It's just crazy. It's crazy.

I love this country. We do some crazy things in this country. And to clan, to hell with a clan. They're the biggest punks of Clucox clan. How come they never march in Harlem or Detroit or Chicago, right? Tell me, smarts and Gooberville, Ozark, all right? You know what?

I'll tell you to put it into the clan. You just stop selling white sheets. Oh, this will look tough. Here comes the grand wizard in a Bill Blast floral pattern. OK. Bad. You've got to Bill Blast. I know what in a Bill Blast floral pattern. Okay. It's a bad, though. You got to Bill Blast. It was fucking Bill Blast.

He was big factor. He was huge. And the fact that he got floral, all the sources, the floral races and religions live in the past to make all this is over. Let it go, man. You know, 100, 200, 1000 years ago, remember your history, but let it go.

There's nothing you could do about it. We're about to future 10, 20, 30 years now for the kids, okay? Right on the Jew. The Jew's always bring up the past. Well, we were slaves in Egypt. Hey, look how many people are at a work now. Be happy you had a job, okay? Right.

That's a fine one. Black people say we were brought over here on boats. Do you know what a cruise from Africa course now? Ha, ha, ha, ha. You should look at it, give it a minute. It's a positive perspective. Look at that white girl. She loves them.

Of course she does. Japanese people, we dropped a bomb on them. Hey, do we cure you of your monster problems, huh? That's not bad. There's a bad thing. They're big. They're big. Ah, it's confidence bugs me.

Godzilla was big back then. Yeah, another thing wrong with something that anybody can have. A child. Oh, this is good. me. Godzilla was big back then. Another thing wrong with something that anyone can have? A child. Oh, this is good. Anybody can have a child. There is no registration, no background check. You don't need a license, no aptitude test.

Anybody can have a child, OK? You could be in a hospital for two years on Thorazine, Haldor. Come out the next day. Boom, have a child, right? Be a crack addict, heroin addict, bank robber, have a child. Nothing, no registration, no license, nothing. Do you know to put a worm on a hook and throw it in the water?

You need a license. What's wrong with this picture, folks, huh? Folks? I gotta get it from the floor. Do you want, pause this? Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why do you have, I said that, I get it. I said it. I saw you thinking it when I turned to you. Why did you have pointy elf ears back then?

Yeah, that was pretty pointy. Dude, you have pointy, you like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Hey, listen, that's not a bad set for back then. No, it's a good set. And that's not like that 80s material, like the elf guy's just doing. The only thing I'm furious at that you did a,

he did a big teeth joke up front you arrogant big tooth fucking Jew Fucking I mean you called it though with the red he was wearing look at his ear look at his pointy ear It looks extra pointing. I mean what the fuck it looks extra point what they say about the Jews I mean, what the fuck? It looks extra point. What they say about the Jews. I mean, this is proof. You got an ear thing. You got your ears fixed.

Didn't you, your teeth fixed. Oh, I never got my ears fixed. I grew into them. Where's that watch right now that you were wearing? That's a Swiss army watch back then. Okay. Or it could have been a Gucci. It was probably a Marble Miles watch.

Oh, maybe. It came with a cigarette pack. Maybe. That could have been a Gucci. It was probably a Marble Miles watch. Oh, maybe. It came with a cigarette pack. Maybe. That could have been that. So I want to hear some more of this. It's pretty good. I can't. I just want to see what I close with.

All right, let's hear this. Is this the improv one? This is fun. Yeah. But just before you hit play, this is what a narcissist really does. Yeah, that is the best. You understand this is a nice.

We paid 99 cents. I did. I did. Not only that, they always played my shitty day. ¿Esta es la verdad? No, no es la verdad. ¡Es un poco de la verdad! ¡Es un poco de la verdad! No es la verdad. No es la verdad. ¡Es un poco de la verdad! ¡Es un poco de la verdad! ¡Es un poco de la verdad!

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¡Qué pasa, TV! No sé si es una solución, es una solución. ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa? Yo solo celebré 8 años. ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa? the solution get part of the problem. I am a part of the solution. I just celebrate eight years and eight months without a drug or a drink in my body. You're a super body.

That's amazing. There's a show I could say 29 years ago. What a cheap applause break. What a cheap applause break. How many people got grandmother's? He did his posse. He said, he did this tonight at the fucking... Well, it's just to set up the arrogance thing. Oh, he did the set behind the, you know what I did after I went I have 38 years. No, oh boy. Oh, more than him. Challenge. You're right. Yeah.

But I was just doing more to set up the bit to set up the bits. I said, and how was that? Did you hear that abortion bit about the float? Isn't that funny? Say it again. The abortion bit I did about the float with the baby dolls. I said again. I forget. No. I know, I'm not saying. Do the bit. I don't do the bit. I know. I'm not doing the bit. And how hard, how hard were y'all going before y'all? Quit up, quit drugs, stuff.

How hard were you going? We were going hard. How old were you, nigga? I started. I started when I was 10. No. I started drinking whiskey at 10 and doing drugs at 10. At 13 is when I really laid into it. What?

Yes, when at 13 I started doing percussettes and volumes and drinking heavily. Where were you getting this? Well, we would go and get buyers. We'd wait up in front of the liquor store and go to the projects and get our drugs from the projects and then go to the liquor store, wait out front for some fucking alcohol.

There we go, we go in for you. And we'd buy him a bottle. This is up in Boston. This is in Boston. Wow. You wait on in front of the, it's called a buyer. Yeah. So you go up and see some dude walking,

hey dude, get us a case in a bottle of whiskey and we'll buy you what you're getting. Right. And the guy, fuck it, he go in, get it. Around the corner, give us a shit. We give him his money or his bottle. Now, where are you old? 10 years old, that somebody, 18.

No, I was the youngest. I was a Frankie and Jake and Mike Yo and Dots and they were all like, like, 15, 18. Where are they? Frankie's my friend Frankie. I just found out his dad. I just found out a couple of months ago that he, he'd taken me to suicide. Recently? Yeah, no, I don't know if it was recent,

but he was like, I would say my faunzy. Right. I mean, like he, cool Italian guy, but he always looked out for me. He was my friend. Did he ever come to you to do comedy? No, I don't. He didn't make a difference.

No, because when I went to rehab at 15, you cut him off. I had to cut him all off. Yeah. I went to rehab for 14 months in the place. Didn't see my family. So my family wants my mom at 15 years old. 15.

Jesus Christ, Bobby. I saw my family one time in the year and then I came home after that, live with them for like maybe under a year and then moved into foster home. Right. Because I couldn't live with my mom because she was still treating me like I was.

And I was going to meetings, and I was really. And that would trigger you, if she kept giving me that kind of treatment. Well, yeah, she'd come home late, and I was at an eye hop talking about God and sobriety. And she would be like, where are you? You know, you were drinking, let me smell your breath. And I was like, get the fuck out of here.

I'm out. I'm out. You ever still talk to the foresters? My foster parent? What? Yeah. Well, we kind of had a falling out. He was a Jewish guy too.

He was a Ken Lass great guy. We had a falling out towards the end of it because he was a- He saw you set. No, never saw me just, he saw me do stand up a couple of years ago saw me in Boston doing it. But we had a falling out. We had a, it was a weird thing.

He saved my life, this guy. And I lived with him for, he took me in. And he got money from the state because I was still under 18. I was 16 and a half, then 17 and 18. So I got to live with him and he got paid. Did they live in the same neighborhood? You were up in, I'm definitely.

But he was my counselor, my outreach counselor at 13. Wow. So I knew him since I was... Like when I was in jail and I would get out, you would have an outreach counselor, right? He was my outreach counselor. So I would have to go see him like two times a week. You were in a reform school, right?

No, no, no, no, no. I was in Juve Hall. Juve Hall. It was Juve, it was jail for kids. So then when you come out of jail for kids, you'd have to go. Juve Hall. It was Juve, it was jail for kids. Oh, yeah. So then when you come out of jail for kids, you'd have to go to a foster home. From the foster home, you got to go home. And then you'd have to go to an outreach counselor, which was Ken.

And he would see, you know, he was like kind of helping me. So when I moved out after I got sober, he was one of the guys that got me into the program that I went to. So when I came out, I called him. We were still really close. I was like, I got a, he goes, come here. And I went, because me and my mom are fighting so much. So I went to his house and he was like, why don't you just stay here? Right. And I told my mother, I was like, you know, it was hard, but I already, I wasn't home. I was already gone. From 13 to 15 to 16,

I was home here and there. Right. So, you know, my mom already started a new family with her, home here and there. So my mom already started a new family with her, my stepdad Larry, they had my sister and my little brother. So they already had a whole new family, right? So it was like, I just went and I lived with him and he was the best. But then it was a weird thing. He came to me and he goes, this, she worked at this Jewish camp every summer. And he was like, I'm gonna go and be the counselor. Was it a concentration camp? No, that's a different one. Okay.

That was his great, great, great, great mother. Jesus. How's the break tradition, huh? We did a black joke, we did a jujube joke. Can't wait, what the fuck? Nothing. I said Jesus. Oh, well, that's my, that's my,

I was going for you. Uh-huh. His ear pushed it off. That was Jesus. Oh, well, that's my, that's my, I was going for you. Uh-huh. His ear pushed it off. That was Jesus. Pointy ear pushed it off. He has no power here. You know, when you do a jujoke, his pointy ear pops back out. Look at Danny's not laughing at it.

His like jujoke. So anyways, I, I want to move it in with him, but then he came to me and he's like, listen, he got the director's spot, which is the head guy at the camp. And Jewish camps, I don't know if you know this, you probably do. But it's a very traditional thing. I never went to one.

These kids go from little kids all the way up to counselors. And then their kids go. Right. It's really traditional. And it was in a orthodox camp Just a regular Jewish regular Jewish camp fun. Ellie. It was it was a great time, you know, but you know Jews Jewish people have you know they have tradition they stick to it. Yeah You know Catholics we go to camp like from 12 to 230 yeah Monday through Wednesday and get the fuck on how to play night night. What learn how to play not cocky? What's that you don't know what not cocky is not cocky not cocky on the board not. Oh, yeah, oh no

No, no, no, it's good. Yeah, God. What I tell you I thought it was a big on the table hockey I thought not cocky with a stick or you're saying it like or feather ball that you play feather ball you know, tell their, right? Yes, when you get all the blacks out of your neighborhood. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're talking about camp, I don't know if I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna produce it with camp, I asked for something I never get it. He brings up knock hockey, there's 75 knock hoses. That's just from the Jewish kids' basement. I mean, it's mind boggling, anyways. So, he called me up, he says I'm going to work there.

Right. And he goes, you can come with me or find another place to live for the first time. Right, because it's overnight, you gotta stay there. You gotta stay there, you gotta say yes, you could've went to camp. Why didn't you go to here? Okay, let me finish this story. Right. Because it's overnight. You got to stay there. You got to stay there. You've been saying, yes, you could have went to camp. Why didn't you go to here? Let me finish the story. Oh, stories lead over guys.

I'm going to, I'm going to wrap this sucker up. Thank God. I go, what's the, what's the highest paying job you got? He goes lifeguard. I said, how long do I have? He goes, you got like, like, like five months. I went and took the lifeguard course at my school every morning and got my lifeguard license. Okay. And I became a lifeguard at the camp. every morning and got my lifeguard license. Okay. And I became a lifeguard at the camp. So I was a camp counselor. It's dope. It would be dope if I was only doing drown.

I went and we'll get a sandwich. Kids fucking face down in the bull. So what happened? Y'all are going to be floating over here. His little pointy ears sticking out of the water. He's gonna help them to Yama could, just floating on that to Bobby got back. No, that's not happened. He kind of abandoned me.

Now, in mind you, I just got sober. At the park? No, I just got sober. And I had all this trouble with my mom. Now I'm here with him him i'm all fucked up i'm getting you know it's been a couple years right now the sudden i'm at this jewish camp all these people know each other i'm a goiom right

and he ignored me for the summer because we're gaining weight he wasn't the fuckable little boy here, remember? That's all you, Bobby. I was not. I was not. You going to let yourself go when you were expecting me? It's how the kids in here.

It was not letting you. You want to compete, don't you? I was not letting me. You got a little shlomo's walking in there looking all sexy. You want to compete, don't you? I was not letting my... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He was over it. No. He just, what he said at the, and it really crushed me. But you know what? This guy was my father. This guy was the father figure that I was, you know, I needed and it crushed me.

He didn't want to show favor, this is what he said to me. I don't want to show favoritism to you. He didn't want to be embarrassed or show favoritism to all the other counselors to me. Right. Which is like too fucking bad. Right. You have a relationship. We have a relationship. I don't give a fuck about all your asshole friends

that aren't even your friends. Right. I accept you for you. You're my dad. But maybe he was doing a tough love thing so it's time for you to get out of the mess. I think they were busted his balls because you think he had his goin' kid

and it was making him look less Jewish. Whatever. No. Whatever it was, I think he made a choice. He made a fucking stupid choice to reject me because he was, this was so important to him, this director, I get that, I understand that. This is a camp he went to as a kid. What watch is that?

And shut up, don't do it. So do you go, no, shut up. Shut up, you're not doing it. Focus, you fucking old asshole. I'm sorry, I'm old, Don't do it. You go. No, you got that shut up. You're not doing it. Focus. You fucking old asshole. I'm sorry. I'm old. Don't know. He does us on his podcast. A bunny. And she flips out because he doesn't fucking have it. He's so sunshine. He had the dress. He's autism. I saw his ear poke out again. Go ahead. We are listening. We already got it. The guy dumped you. I didn didn't how long were you at the camp before he told you to scan Yeah, it was over over a month or maybe a long time dude. I went into such a bad depression, right? Oh, man. I built a tent around my bed at the camp Ten

Funny did you have sleepovers? I'm funny. Did you have sleepovers? I ate a goi, I'm having a sleepover. He's built the churches in here. I built this thing around my bed because I was in a depression. Right. And I had done it earlier in my life when I was in sixth grade, I did it in the basement. Right. I built this little thing I crawled into.

Did you go protect it? Yeah, I did it in the basement. I built this little thing I crawled into. You got protected. Yeah, I did it again. And I actually started a journal. If I could find this journal, oh god. I remember I got depressed. How old were you? I built a wall cab in one. You were 15, 16?

Oh, I'm 16. 15, 16? Um, 16 something, maybe 16 going outside. But you had time, you were still going to meetings and shit, right? There was no meetings. Right. So I was going to meetings all the time at that point, but then I stopped and I'm all of a sudden

I'm up in this camp. And I look at, it was a very uppity camp. Like Harvard, the other councils are from Harvard and Yale and there. Right. And here I am, I'm a juvenile delinquent, I'm sober. And they were nice, they weren't mean or anything, but it was kind of like school ties.

A little bit. Right, somebody said, he's not one of us, and then they fucking made you cry and run. Yeah, but it was a reverse. Right. Instead of the, you're, you'll be nothing but a Jew, it's like you'll be nothing but a guinea. Right.

You know what I mean? But it wasn't like that, Tully, but it was a little uncomfortable for me. And I actually went. Then you went on to play the whale, just like Brandon Fish, Tully, but it was a little uncomfortable for me. And I actually went. Then you went on to play The Whale, just like Brandon Fish, all right, whatever. I thought it was a good joke. It was all right.

You got it. So, it was pretty good. But, listen, I mean, you're like a lavet, it was to me. So he made you leave the camp? No, no, we stayed, but it was terrible. Because you all didn't have the same relationship. And then when I came home, I was like, you fucking did, and he was explained to me, but we were never really the same after.

Right. It was kind of like, we, you know, I got a question. And I wasn't I, I, I, what's that? What's that? You think we were watching the end of that? I think you did. It was 99. Said he's still thinking about that 45.

Say, I left on a table. Here's the thing. And, and, and, and you did what I did, and I know it in life, because of your shitty upbringing, and I had a very shitty upbringing, you did just the opposite with your kid. Like I did just the opposite with my daughters, that I had in life,

from coming from a broken home, and all fucked up, and whatever. I mean, just nightmare stories of that. I said my kids are gonna grow up with just attention and affection. Right. You're gonna have a thousand pictures that I'm growing up through life, video, everything, the opposite of what. And I don't blame my mom anymore. How many siblings that you have I

My sister and my brother and you in the middle yeah, yeah, yeah, you got your brother's passed away. Yeah, he's yeah Sorry, he passed away. He stopped breathing Oh, he's watching you she comedy. No, yeah It was diabetic then he got big and had a hard time. Lost the leg. Wow. And how dare you make fun of me when I was fat? I didn't make fun of you. You may find me for being stupid. That's true.

And you can lose weight. That's a fact. You can lose weight. That's true. I'm not going back to school. I'm proud of myself. I get those ears pointing again. So my kids, it was, you know, and they're two grown kids, one with

a kid, both of them pregnant, ready to have kids, and houses real lives job, because all they needed in life, and I'm not preaching or is attention and affection. And no, somebody loves them and cares about them. Yeah, cares. You're there at their games, you're fucking doing whatever. And, and, you know know, so and I see him do that with Max, you know, and and and you know, you think that sometimes makes you overcompensate because what job into the West like in your adolescent? Well, yeah, I spoil my kids because I didn't have shit grown up. If I wanted sneakers, I had a room. And I really, my mom was racing, luckily we lived for free, but my mom is racing three kids barely getting money here in here.

And my mom too, you know, she got divorced from that abusive dude and then we had no money. Then she met the other guy, but that time I was already fucked up. And I do the same thing too. I tell my wife, I go, I've spent, I've wasted a lot of money in my life, and I don't regret one fucking, you know why? Because everything that I had a good time,

or I bought what I liked, I don't look bad. It's like, you have a finite amount of time. One earth. It's it. So what do you save? Not that, look, I'm not being asshole. I have a house, blah, blah, blah, blah, save the little bit. But it's like, if my kid wants something

I'll get it. Yes. What am I? What the fuck am I gonna keep? So I'm gonna keep a couple hundred bucks in the bank. Now, you know what I? My kids room I could show you a picture is a mess. I mean shit all of right now. Yeah, I mean this she's gonna be 16 Yeah, it's my daughter's everywhere.. Floes everywhere. She's 16. So 16, baby. Yeah, they were born later. That's boss I have a hat. Yeah.

What is it? She's usually in charge. She is. She could fire me at any time. She just keep giving me raises. It's so funny. That's boss. You guys had a kid at the same time, right?

Yeah. And your daughter. So her room, and I go, look at it. And my wife would go, I bet your room was in a mess. I go, no, because I didn't have nothing. Right. I had me and my brother, look at it, and my wife would go, I bet your room was in a mess, I go, no, because I didn't have nothing. Right. I had me and my brother, Shenru, we had a closet

with some clothes, like three shirts, the evening, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when my mom got married the first stepfather. Right. And we lived in 13 of us lived in a three bedroom of my grandmother's. Wow.

Me and my mother slept on the floor, me and my mother, my sister slept on a full-size mattress on the floor in my uncle's room, next to a weight bench. How far along was that? That was like when I was from a baby in total kindergarten. And you have vivid memories? Vivid memories, but I have good memories. That's five uncles.

Oh yeah, so it was like a lot of love in a house. Well, I mean, yeah, it was just great. And then when she married that guy, I remember walking into the apartment, we got an apartment, but I had my own room. And I walked in and they had a bed. They had a desk filled with pans and markers. I opened a toy box, it's wooden toy box filled with toys.

I remember there was a light like a light fixture. It looked like a spaceship. And I was like, is that mine? Is it that your light? And I just sat there and turned it on and off. Because I was like, I never had my own anything. I know. And I had this light.

That's why like when my kid got his room, I put a fucking great, when I remember a type of light. Light around it. Yes. Yes. You know, and it's like, I mean, granted right after that, this fucking abusive guy started hitting all of us and telling us

we were pieces of shit. But, you know, when we left and then we didn't have anything, that's that time I went into the depression. Right. When we were alone, I went into the basement, built this little tent, and that's my first fat. That's the first time I got fat was at that time. Wow.

I remember like my father, he would come like every other week and visit if that were every three weeks, whatever. So I remember standing in the window, I think with my sister or brother, I go, there goes daddy. You know, he got out of the cab or whatever, coming from New York. And he comes walking up the driveway

and detectives run out of the push and lock him up. No. Now my mother said, I used us to set him up. She baited you. Well, because so now who's more fucked up? Him for not paying child support. Him or her for having him both. So both, but I say him.

Him and my mother. How's he going to make right now? He's in jail. But if he was hitting her and not giving them any money, no, he didn't hit her. That was my mother. Oh, that was so. Okay. He didn't hit her. You know, you know, what about your dad? I grew up in my stepfather, but my biological father was still like around.

What were you had a racial relationship with him? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a relationship with him. Still? I still do, but he's older now, you know, in Virginia. But I had a closer relationship with my stepfather than I had with my father Because my stepfather was always on the scene. What was your stepfather? What does he do? He was a mechanic? Okay, he worked at some Mercedes place in Brooklyn really yeah, oh up here. Oh, yeah, he was up here This is in New York. This is all Brooklyn stuff. What dad do my father was he worked at RCA So he had a great job. Well, yeah, it was Brooklyn a my kid. My cousins grew up in Brooklyn Heights, wherever that is.

Oh, yeah, that's nice. Yeah. That's how you go. So it's supposed to been. Oh, and the Brooklyn Heights. That's when the Cosmyshow when they showed that outside house in the Cosmyshow. That's supposed to be Brooklyn. Oh, wait.

That's all my part of Brooklyn. I was in bedside, Decay the street. Howard's ever told me that bed style was in bed. Wasn't called the right. I was. I was great. We lived in the brownstone. So you didn't live in like a bad neighborhood.

But if you go around a corner, it's a bad neighborhood. Right. It's like our block was fine, but you can't live on a block. That's how a ball and you'd ride a bike. So like right around a corner, McDougal Street, McDonald's street was like rough. And that's weird because that McDonald right behind us, one block up is where Jackie Robinson used to live. Huh.

Before I was born, but he lived there right in that same neighborhood. When you grew up, when you grew up, it was gangs, yeah. She, we had like LA, like like that. We had gangs, we had, you know, uh, playground, comedy express. No, we have playground, you know, what playground did you belong to? That's what I did. And then you're protected. And then we played, we had the playgrounds.

We had part base, we didn't call it playgrounds because we were okay. You called the clock. We didn't call it playgrounds because we were gay We weren't fucking gay We called the parks. I guess I guess and I gay until you're building a tent in your basement Said you couldn't read read read we had playground It was a park asshole Was that a park no was that a school and it at the school. It was at a park. No, it was at a school. And it was the school.

You don't go to a playground, it's a school. You don't call it a playground, you're a pet file. The school yard. The school yard. I was in a pet file, I was a kid then. Yeah, but you know, I dress nice. Let me ask you a question, Sharad. Yes.

So your mom, you and your mom are close. Yeah, definitely. So now, you passed away like five years ago So my mom yeah, no, I'm still alive. I didn't cry. Did you cry? Oh, yes, I'll pull out I still cry I yeah, yeah, because you're not emotionally connected to anybody. No, I am my kids. Okay, but not anybody else to you You're not you why don't you say Bonnie first you son of a bitch? Because she can leave it anytime I can't my kids will never leave me. That's true Do you think Bonnie do you have that fear? No, not now

What's she going But you have that fear that she's gonna take my RV before I leave you have an RV. No, I'm gonna get one Hey, did you did you and Chris hang out? Yeah, yeah Chrissy is like my older brother. I was so crazy every day tone me and tone went together more than anybody But you said you guys live near each other right on the same block. So you live in the same block Chrissy and you guys hung out every day Slept each other over each other's houses So when he was together every day when he popped when he started doing this. Oh, it's crazy

I remember he used to come back to the house. We be inside and he comes to the house. It's like 80s and he'll come in the house and say, oh, I'll be sure as I'll sign in the car. Go say hi. I'll be sure. And we sitting in there with pajama pants. Like, what are you talking about? I'll be sure, this was the I'll be sure was huge.

And you go Tony, come out of the tent. That's right. I'll answer the tent, get home. We go out there, it's like four to baddest bitches. And then I'll be sure like what's up y'all and we lose it I mean we went to a celebrity basketball game one time at St. John's with Chrissy and I was maybe like 14 to Krypton was maybe like 16 right and we go to the celebrity basketball game all the celebrities that we know from video music Box all the show there there wow He's talking to Big Daddy Kane Now we behind a whole bunch of security girls going eight shit. This is like 88

And he was on SNL. He was either. Yes, he was on SNL above the going SNS Yeah, but he already did a bunch of shows with a whole bunch of people already Yeah, yeah, so we we stand in there. He's talking a big daddy came me a ton of this little kids watching all this going This like some of the baddest girls we have so in our life touch Big Daddy Kane's hand We, we standing there, he's talking a big daddy can. Me and Tony, this is the little kids watching all this going. This, like some of the baddest girls we have in our life, touch big daddy canes hand. Let's touch his hand and lost it. Oh my God, I touch his hand.

I touch his hand. And me and Tony look at each other like, ain't no way we not being in a show business. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ain't no way. I used to do one nighters, you know, in Chrissy middle when I closed at Freddy's. Oh yeah. Chrissie middle for me, Adam Sandler middle.

Yeah, I was covered here. Wait, hold on, let me say, I'm gonna stretch myself, but I'm gonna trash you, cause this is what you do. I'm talking about Chrissie. No, no, it's not all you're talking about you. We're all talking about ourselves. I'm talking about ourselves. I'm talking about ourselves.

I know you took his life. High-chactive. I made it about how you were. And then Tony had the same birthday. How Tony I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you.

I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you.

I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. It was weird. It was weird seeing Sandler and all of them. Cause we used to see them get the kids at the crib. He makes those. Like, Colin Quinn used to be over all the time. Fuck you. Colin used to be the only white dude who lived in Brooklyn that we knew that lived in Brooklyn

wasn't a male man or a police officer. So you knew Colin as a kid? Yeah, yeah. Colin used to give me a ton of money to go get sandwiches and chips and chips in the store. And go get a sandwich out of the deli, keep the chain. And we used to love Colin. He's like, he's the best.

He is. Me and Tony split a hero and have to bond on chips and a He is the he's the mayor of any town. He goes he's the best from when I was like eight nine. I know I don't like him. Yeah, I don't care for You're such an idiot column is the only white dude. I've ever seen Like when I was young walking around the hood by himself and nobody fuck with nobody. Yeah, why? Because he was just one of us like when you and Brooklyn walking around the hood by himself. And nobody fuck with him. Nobody. Yeah. Why? Because he was just one of us.

Like when you in Brooklyn, people know when you're a Brooklyn dude. Yeah. And he was just a Brooklyn dude. But he had white Brooklyn dudes. He was famous too by that, right? Not that bad at time. He was just maybe, I don't think so. He was on the remote control.

Yeah, remote control. He did go back to Brooklyn. Yeah, this was right before remote control days. But I know him since he was a bartender, the comic strip. Oh no shit. Yeah, he's a, him and Chris, he has to him since he was a bartender than the comic strip. Oh no shit. Yeah, he's a, how many crises have to take Richie's car? Cause Richie be too drunk.

So they'll drive Richie's car back, drop him off, drive all the way back here, drop him in Jersey, drive all the way back here, and keep Richie's car so he wouldn't drink a drive and kill himself. Wow. So that's what, I was like eight, nine seeing that.

And it was, he'll go sit out in Richie's car to the Mientoni Richie and Lucien and Rick Newman, superheroes. To us, to us, we looked at them like super heroes. Why did you, I know at that point, you're like, we're gonna be in this business, but. Yeah, not to have to college.

After college, so you went to college, I'm gonna go, I'm going to college, but did you know in college that I'm doing? Oh, yes, oh, yes. We used to write, like, try to write Chrissy jokes and send them to Sonny if he said one line of word that we said we would lose it run Celebrate scream. Did you give you money now? Why we always get money from Chrissy used to live right up the block from me

My high school when he moved into it like his first apartment in Brooklyn And like at lunchtime me and my cousin Brian who we both went to the same Catholic school we used to go to head lunchtime go through Chrissy's pants and get money off the all the pants on the floor That's why me and Tony when he was still in the house. That's how we we ate pizza The Tony go crazy room. He's sleeping in there. We go on them all the pants on the floor had money in them Condoms and you saw them everywhere. You like it's disgusting Tony go to college now Tony go to college. He's told who was more More street Tony or Chris Tony Tony, Tony, right?

Was Tony a tough dude? Yeah, he's still a tough dude. Yeah. Yeah. On show, I was the toughest, but Shabbat was the king. I've seen some. Who's that supposed to hold? All this brother, Charles.

Yeah. We seen him cut throats. He's not here. What? What are you? Cut throats midday. What do you mean? Cut.

Day time. Cut people's throats with razors. Anybody fucked with us? We go get him. I'm sorry. I thought I heard you say take a razor and cut somebody's throats. Yes, daytime.

Daytime cutthroats. Cutthroats. I remember when, uh, Chrissy money, Chrissy has the worst temper of everybody. He does? Easily. That's why I was so proud of him

that he didn't go apesion on will on the stage. When that happened, right? You're watching this, right? That was on my way to JFK. Okay, you're on your way to JFK. He'll call me right away and say, sure, I don't Don't tell me was the first person to call me and said no, cuz what he knows what that you were gonna go after will will will oh Cheta

The fresh prince nigga call 10 call 10 Fresh Prince Naga, Carlton, Carlton. We got it. Carlton, trust that. I'm stealing a ticket. This is not gonna happen. You didn't take it, you didn't take it. The bad boys. All of them.

Martin Lawrence would have got choked out. But yeah, he called, she's been going to be right away in such a chill. Why, why, why they say chill? Cause he knows. He knows what? Then I will snap. That's my brother, man.

You don't touch my brother, tone to that. Then I come, it's like, okay, I gotta calm down. Tony's in LA. By the time I call tone, which was like five minutes later. He's already at the after party. He's looking for will. He was looking for him. Yes. And I was like, nigga, go home. That Chrissy Endolas is Chrissy's thing. Right. I'm glad we all chilled. Cause he, he cracked him.

Tom was already at the after party. This man looking for this dude, that's how we react. Right. You think Tony can knock out, Will? Spoke the Chris, the crazy, oh, Tony get in his ass. Yeah. He get his ass. Tony's gonna leave Tui wins.

What, yeah. What, what happened? How did this get resolved? Like, is it, is it over? I mean, Chris, he made $40 million from Netflix. It's undefined. I think that did it. That's it. He knows my Venmo, so I think we're all gonna chill for them.

Haha. Did he give you some cash? He always look out for us, you know, family. I gotta call him. I love that. That's so good that you guys do that. Chris, he sent, when my house burnt down, he sent me a thousand dollar, when my house, no shit.

Yeah, he sent it. Yeah. Chris, he's like that. Yeah. I was like, Chris, he's like that. Yeah. He's like that. I was like Chris, he's a good guy. He's always been nice. I mean, we're going to a fight at the table one night because of when we were trying to get

money, it was $50 a set for like years. And we were like, we want more. You guys are making more. We're filling these rooms. Fuck you. And he was like, fuck, you know, now you don't deserve it. I was like, what are you talking about? It's like dude you're coming from a different perspective. Yeah, you're a millionaire. I use this money to eat and pay bills

You know, I mean 20 30 dollars more. Yes matters But they don't even realize that even when a seller first started doing comedy comedy like they used to pay people They're paid the spot pay 20 and fan 20 for the cab from coming up town from comic strip and a. Well, you got food here too. You got food too. We got food, but they gave you a 20 foot performance and a 20 foot your cab. Right. When they first, you know, the first one again.

So I mean, first, the seller was the first one to actually raise it. And then they raised it again without even being told. Yeah. And other clubs went back down. They did. That's true. Which is annoying. They always took care of us the seller. Yeah, 100%. But Chris, um, he just thought any young commas young we deserve more than what they was getting. What I understand that, but dude, yeah, shut

up. That's what that shit. Yes. Yeah. On your business. But he's always been more vet. Haha. Fucking Miss Aides truck. Yeah, shut up. D. Yeah, because Park outside take the ticket hit. That ticket went one hour a week. It was morning. Yeah, morning your making. You ever hear that story about Seinfeld? What? When he put the garage?

No, he parked out front and the cop was given the ticket. He's like, there was a certain server that was supposed to watch the car. Cop comes over giving the ticket. He goes, oh, Seinfeld's car was supposed to watch it. But he goes, oh, my son's a big fan here. Just have him sign the ticket. I'll scrunch it.

I'll trash the ticket. Just if he gets signed into my son. So the guy runs in, hey, Jerry, I got the ticket. You got a ticket on your car, but the cops said he'll do shit. If he just signed it to his son, he goes, tell him to give me the ticket. Give me the ticket.

He wouldn't sign it. He goes, tell him to give him the ticket. That is a lot. I gotta respect it. I gotta respect that too. You got, listen, I know it's a dick move, but it's not, this is what Colin said. That's him.

That fame didn't make that. There's more of a dick move to everybody else who ain't Jerry Seinfeld. He was like, looking out for us. It's like, you give everybody else a ticket, give me a ticket. No, I don't know if it was that. No, I don't know. I don't know if it was that. I don't know if it was that. I don't know if it was that. ticket, give me a ticket. No, I don't know if it was that. No, I don't know.

I don't know if it was that. I mean, bothered. Yeah. So now, when that, when that wills, when that will stuff happened, was there, let me ask you a quick, was there a plan and effect? Was there some type of retaliation, or was it, did you guys all meet as a family, a talk?

We talked on the phone. You talked and be like, this is what I'm doing, re-chill the fuck out. Yeah, the criticism that he got, he got it. He got it. He got it. Got it. Right. If she bass was alive, though, it would not be a different. She bass was was a street dude. Street dude. Yeah. Do you ever do time? Yeah. How much money? Really? Plenty of it. Oh, really? I don't remember too many summers. He was home. How do he pass away? Just old, like, you know, drugs and drink it and just a hard life.

I love you. Yeah, but he was the streetest of the street. So what if Tony, what if Will comes here one night? What are you gonna do? The thing is, Tony and Will had a relationship for the longest. Tony was on Will's show, all of us, that Will booked him on. That's why when Will did an apology apologize to Tony first. Right.

The video apology was like Tony rocks my, he's like my fan and I feel, right? Because that's why we feel this respect, because we love will. Right. We love them. He's a new crazy show in HBO. We love them. Right. But he got tone on TV.

And this was his year. He was winning an Oscar. It was a little fucking joke about not, it wasn't an insulting joke. It was like, you look like GI Jane, which is a compliment. It's a you look like G.I. J. Which is a compliment. That's a big ass. Tell me more. A lot of it was a lot of built up shit. But it was different.

She'd go on a wheel in his life. Yes. But he took it out in the wrong place. Yeah, and yeah. Not in a wrong person. It's like beat up that 15-year-old kid and banging your wife. Or at least watch. At least watch it.

It's critical. It's ghost dog West Philadelphia. Born born sing that while he plucked your wife They and they just canceled her show I think who what what right table? Yeah, yeah Because he already Chrissy in that in the Netflix special body that show he bought he's like we all got cheated on But nobody got interviewed like sucked is it how did make you feel? That show was over from that line. Well, it's now it's just a phony baloney table. Yeah. This is a table that you're showing us what you want to show us. Yeah. Uh, I was talking to comics at the table and I didn't and they go, they thought Chrissy should have opened with the will smith shit. And then I know he wouldn't. No, I know he wouldn't.

You close this, but you don't wanna make that shit, you don't even make his career about that. Yeah, he was going to the A. He was going to the A. Yes, you close with it. Yeah, I know. You know a lot of people,

you we've waited a long time to hear, I, in my head, he's sitting at, I talked about what's his own way. He's sitting back in the room. I'm, I'm gonna, I have, now I have a chunk of holy shit material that everybody's gonna do. Even people who don't like my comedy, are gonna tune in to watch that set

to hear what I have to say. I am not doing an interview, I'm not gonna go, nobody's getting this for free. And I'm gonna put it in stand up terms, because that's the way I talk to people, which I admired. Yep. I thought that was great. That was the best thing.

That was him taking control of this situation. That's somebody trying to pull him out and control his own life. But he was dogging, I mean, he'd dogged his wife. He really dogged his wife on that set. He'd dogged, Jayden, he'd talk about? Yeah, he went in. Yeah, he went in.

He went in. And was there any responial? Yeah, he went in. Yeah, went in. And, and, and, no, was there any response? Well, he was laughing and, and he was laughing in a stance. No, he got hit. Did she, oh, she's on for everybody. So she was laughing when he, when he, when he, we didn't hit him. I didn't see that. I told it. If that, if that was Joe Rogan up there, he would have smacked her for not laughing. But, or, what do you call, did he come out saying anything after that special because i don't

will smithed he's anything after they talk about i hear that he's like he's about trying to sue netflix is on how i don't know but that i don't know if it's rumours speculated that's the story's i heard coming out of the thing that he's on a two-crytale here's what about the me about christian specials on them here's what bother me about the special we weren't on it now it don't do it live, dude. Oh, the live.

Don't do it live, because you fuck, listen, do in stand-up comedy and that pressure box, you do it and I wanna see a, when I see a special, I wanna see you at your best. And sometimes in a special, you gotta edit and fix things and you fuck a joke up. And you know what I mean? It's like, I don't want to see the flaws.

I want to see the perfect special. And that's why you do two or three or four, whatever you do, so that you can make sure that you, when you present that, it's there. And that when he fucked up the joke about, but if he hears a problem with that joke, they fucked it up great. They left it on Netflix, fucked up for two days. But here's a problem with that joke they fucked it up great. They left it on Netflix fucked up for two days

Yeah, but here's the that's on us go fix that right the fuck now go shut up. Okay, okay, they could have did that They could have fixed it. We're taping it And what I just got leaks out and then everybody had known everything okay I understood that but that night they should have went and fixed it Yeah, so the next most a lot of people watch that the next day. Yeah, Netflix gonna, which is, I watch it the next day. And I'm like, why would they leave a fucking joke

fuck up in there? You could have, he's smart enough as a standup. He fixed it for editing. Yeah. If you listen to that, he's like, I'm fixing this joke. So when we had it, we're just gonna cut here. He edited on the fly in his head So that when they go boom cut that cut that put this together jokes done

He read did the joke which is what only a fucking pro would do if he didn't if he didn't bring it up He could recover it. He brought it up what he had to he thought he could recover from it You could read you can't you can recover from, he said the joke. I don't know what it was. The joke was, he literally said, fuck that stupid, that movie sucked a man to patient. It's a movie about slavery. In front of an all black crowd to mostly black fans,

you just said, fuck that movie about the emancipation proclamation. Well, yeah. When you say, fuck that, fuck concussion. That's it,ation proclamation. Well, yeah. When you say fuck that mo- fuck concussion. That makes sense. Yeah, okay. When you say, when he said fuck that movie stinks emancipation, I was like, well, that doesn't make sense.

He did say he got happier when it's how they beat Will, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the joke was, it just, I was like, ah, fuck. Yeah, Netflix could have went in there and fixed that before. It's sad. But I like that he did it live, though. I liked it. I like, ah fuck. Yeah, Netflix gonna win an Amphix that before. It's I like that he did it live though, I liked it. I like that. Okay, fine live, but that joke, one fuck up.

Yeah. It was a goddamn it. And now they fixed it so anybody watches it, isn't gonna see it, but so when that, so so you're cool, you're done with, well, if you see him, you're not gonna fuck with him. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Okay. I bet if he's an audience you'll trash them If he's in the only sweet trash, I was I was both you say stuff I want to do a lot Bobby Hi listen, man charade I got some questions for you guys. When did you get the skydwell the blue one? He loved that one. This is not a skydwell. This is the blue. Oh, that's you had that. That's beautiful. It is beautiful. Thank you. You're beautiful too. In your own way.

Time for yelling at you. I like it. Okay. Sometimes you put me in order. I do put you in your place. Finger me. What? You heard them. We see the end of that we have a question You know some good material back then Here we go. This is from chocolate fucker 8 oh this not this not gonna be good Chuckle fucker 808 are you going to be in Bonnie's new show? No neither that's not you so sure I'd oh yes, I mean it Yes, it's about her growing up on a farm in Canada. I was the last show the series eight years from a 10 years now should be her meeting of fucking big two 20 year old asshole. I don't know my comics. I don't

know I didn't finish her book. So I gotta say, yeah, big band cocks 69. I can't take it. What do you think of the new Malaney special talking about his drug abuse? He bought a Rolex to pawn for Coke money. I thought that was funny. What's the craziest thing you've ever done for a fix? This is to you. For a fix. I know what you did.

We all know what you did. I didn't do anything. You put on Daisy Dukes. I exaggerated a radio story. But I did. Well, thanks for fucking unexaggerated, making boring on the show. I would, I do for a draw.

I mean, I was a scumbag. One time I was at the film center, a bar we used to go to after the improv. I know where it is. 40 cent drafts. I smoked crack all night, free base all night. Is it my hand? Yeah, yeah.

So I had enough for 80 Manhattan? Yeah, yeah. So I had enough for 80 cents for two drafts. I didn't even know how I was gonna get it. I went in there and some girl came up and says, oh, how you doing? Sit down and I sat with her. She goes, can I buy you a drink? I go, yeah, she goes, but you gotta go up and get it.

So she hit me $20. You walked to the bar and I just ran out Oh my god and bought two more vials I mean that was the low it's low, but that's not even the ruthless ride ride ride that's just How low you know what I mean? I knocked on my I call my dad at nine o'clock or ten o'clock when I go I need 20 l'aus, because I use paint houses For a gallon of paint. He knew what I wanted money for You know, I was just a scumbag. I would you know, I was a scumbag. I was drug addict me a Frankie robbed his mother's boyfriend He was a coke dealer and we he was very small So we went and we just threatened his life took his coke. Oh really? Yeah, took it.

And we just went, we were going to sell it. We always had these grand schemes. Like we bought an ounce once and we were like, we're going to sell it, we're going to make money. Flip it. And then yeah. And then the part problem was we, we just smoke it. We wound up rolling it. And then we were smoking one as we, so we just kept smoking and rolling. And as we were rolling, we rolled thinner and thinner and thinner. And then we were rolling, we were rolling thinner and thinner. And then we were like, I fucked this, we unrolled everything, put it into two big lovers.

And went to the park and just smoked two fat joints with everybody who was at the park. Not the playground. You stole an ounce of pot from them. No, we stole Coke from them on time too. We threatened them, we took the Coke. How old was he? And then we beat up our little kids?

Yeah, the Franky is a tough guy. You know, probably not me. I was 13. Franky was the old guy who was like the. Franky was like 16, 17, but Franky was a tough Italian kid. A bruiser. Yeah, he always wore like wife beat his tucked in. He was shredded, kind of like papa.

You know, he was a tough, the guys I hung out with, very like Jake, his family was in a boxing promoting, if you know what I mean. His brother's role by, he'd fuck you up. Mikey Dott's was a bad ass motherfucker. All those guys I hung out with in Boston, Mikey O, Brian, they were all just tough, tough kids. I was not, I'll fuck them up.

You wouldn't fuck them up. They looked out for you now. They took area, but they would, you know, if you cross them, I got beat up by a couple people, you know? Why, you didn't invite them into your tent? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Bobby won't let us come to his tent, fuck that whole thing. Well, there you go. All right, you got it. I should have never opened up to him. Steve, can both of your guests pronounce the other ones name? Rich Vox. That was a rod. And I said it was.

You nailed it. You nailed it, guys. I asked these questions. They're not all great. Jay, Vos, you wake up as Hitler. You're a strolling down the train station when you notice sexy bobby by the tracks about to be put in the whatever.

What? What? What is this? It's just what the guy said on. Yeah, but you don't fucking print everything, dude. You read it. Come here, you read it. Get over here.

I got over here. You get over here. You got to read it. Read it. You read it. Come over here on I got over here. You get over here. You got to read it. Read it. You read it. Come over here on camera. I don't trust Max with a haircut. You read it. This kid's trying to cancel me. He's trying to fucking kill him. He left the mics on one day after the show. Hot mics. Hot mics. Oh, that's a no-no. Yeah, you read it right there. You read it. Right here's your mic. Boss, you wake up as Hitler. You are scrolling down the train station when you notice sexy Bobby by the tracks about to be put in the insert word other than Jew,

keep here to YouTube, paying your dime's line, what do you do? What the fuck is that? It's like I keep it Jew in a cage and throw pennies at them, is that what you trying to do? I don't know what you trying to do. I don't know what you're trying to do.

As a Jew, you should be ashamed for writing that, putting that question in there. You know that, I have a lot of words. I'm falling down a purple flight of stairs. You know what, Jay, you're an idiot. You're a pretty technical, can I ask you something real quick? No, this is your problem. We're in question segment.

Oh, sorry, I didn't know we had segments. We can't divert every now and then doing audible. I don't know what this is. What do you do? I don't know. What is it? Our Jay, Sharad, a fellow brother, We can't divert every now and then do an audible. I don't know what this is. What do you do? I don't know. What is it? J. Sharad, a fellow brother, what is good?

Good to see, I got a black fan. Okay. It must be J, right? We all know him. Good to see one from time to time around here. Thank you. We'll bring more of your friends. We'll squeeze this fucking this other

asshole out. Wasn't Jay the same guy? Jay's the same guy. Yeah, he had two. You know what, Danny? I mean, my name Max. Yeah, he's shit. Here's my question. As an as an OG now. Yes. What annoys you most about younger brothers and how can you uh... i'm not you come over here my i'm not reading the back of the max max come over here you read this you read this i'm sitting in word for uh... cichillas go

uh... shrod uh... a fellow brother what is good uh... good to see uh... from time to time around here here's my question as no g now what annoys you the most about younger brothers and how us What is good? Good to see. From time to time around here, here's my question. As no G now, what annoys you the most about younger brothers and how us old goons guide, help guide, or we just fucked? Love seeing you when you opened for shouts nearly a decade ago, won't lie, you were funnier, but that could hack the system.

All loves, stay well-be. I mean, listen, I mean, first of all, I mean, what the fuck? You got it? Don't y-trash in shouts. Okay, so what annoys me about younger brothers? He's trying to ask me yeah, okay I guess they get away with a lot more than we got away with and they still alive I see when I want to see a black man my age or older I always say hello I always say what's up? How you because I know what it took to get to this age as a black man in this country I know what it's up when I see everybody it. Everybody younger, I see them do nonsense,

and they still survive. I can't believe you're alive. They say they talk like fucking little bee-eaches, and I don't know how, nobody jumps you. We used to get the shit kicked out of us. Kicked out of us. I mean, I got beat up so much growing up. And I learned how to keep my mouth shut.

Yeah, so getting out of pocket with somebody you shouldn't have been out of pocket with. And I learned when to fucking jump. Yeah. I know when to jump, and I know when to keep my mouth shut. Yeah, so getting out of pocket with somebody you shouldn't have been out of pocket with. And I learned when the fucking jump. Yeah. I know when to jump and I know when to shut the fuck up. When I, I remember one time, the final time I got beat up, I would run to my basement. I hope that's not good.

Bonnie, get the in the back. I hope that's not good. I was on the patient. I don't know. And I put a sleeping bag down there that I would crawl into. Oh, here we go. Ha ha ha ha. Scruffy bones ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I guess I don't know, maybe like the million man march. That stands out for you. Oh, you went to that?

Oh, yes. How was that? That was unbelievable. I never felt safer in this country in my life. What? Was there white people there? It was a handful, but it was all black men. Was it just white women?

No, no white women. I didn't see any white women. So was men. All black men packed, hugged. I never hugged and fucking embrace more humans in my life than that day. I went there to show wings. Did you? How you must have made a killing, huh? They let you keep the money. This is go. I mean, the Farrakhan speak that he was. Oh, he's the one who started telling me that about Farrakhan. Tell me. I didn't say anything about Farrakhan. I think Farrakhan is a great speaker. If he would divert his attention

away from Jews to the real problem in this country, was the blacks and the cows. The most well he talks about every two months. He can't fuck you. The was built on shit. Are you fucking man? Who do you think is the richest people in the world? They're going to Protestants still own still.

They own everything. The Catholics. No. Enemy of the Catholics. The Catholics. They still own some stuff. The Archerites, he's own not the land of the U.S. They're fucking losing. They're losing. But not enemy of the Catholics. The Catholic. They still own some stuff. The Archerites, he's on the Atlantic. They can't lose in the, they're losing.

But not compared to the bodies. Yeah, but I said it on stage. I the Catholic church owns 144 million acres of property in this world. Rich, this is another part of this question. You want to know what were you doing 50 years ago? Turn it. 35 years. At my 40th birthday. All right, listen, you guys, look at this.

What do you, what do you, I got this in the manual. I am not doing this now, but you might know what it is, your techno, someone just, it would no return address this FM like type of radio receiver. It just came from nobody. You understand what a piece of shit is. I didn't order. You want me to fucking CSI a photo

about a piece of tech that he got in the mail. That I didn't order. I don't care. I'm ending a podcast. Oh, I'm ending a fuck won't you know? I don't want any good instead of that last segment. I can't get it. I can't.

Do we get to the, you will let Sharad into the mail that you don't order? I didn't order. That's a bomb. Sharad. I don't know what it is. I can't. I can't. Why do we get to Shira? Is it a male that you don't know? I didn't know what it was. It's a bomb. I don't know what it was. I hope it is a bomb. It's a bomb. I hope it's from Bonnie.

Listen, it's been a great. I love you. I love you, man. I'm so glad you came on. Definitely. And congratulations on the image award. Thank you. On the image award and we're still kicking it, baby.

Yes. We're still in a bridge. We got everything's going to be our way. We got we got. All right, we got my put what do you got coming up anything? Just tell people to check out everything's going to be our white on showtime and I'll be in a Nashville at Zaini's on May 24th of that club. And then I'll be at Chicago at Zaini's on May 25th on one bank bank. You got the the the the the two brothers, man. Oh, yeah, love them and Lucy.

Lucy's great. I love that club. Yeah, we're just there a couple of months ago with Steve burn. And what do you got coming up? Uh Can you just fucking focus? Yes buddy. It's so it's like what you call me buddy I hate it. It's like it's like it's like dealing with somebody else's shit And you can't hit him I Spit it out. I like, it's like, it's like dealing with somebody else's shit. And you can't hit him. I spit it out. I'm going to end the show. Okay, so this weekend I'm at Mohican's son.

Next weekend, I'll be. Far it. That was pretty good. I'll be at the road. Go to Robert Kelly's. Like, I'm richfoss.com. The next person on that might going to have pink hot robercally live dot com for all my days we have uh... the Boston comedy

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Not at a comedy club. There'll be a port authority of a big of a change later tonight. Listen, I have fucking the greatest crew worker for me. You guys are solid. You're solid, you guys are awesome. I know I yell at you Max, but you're gonna, you are fired. I love them on stranger things too, by the way.

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