Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The Best Show Yet

Episode Date: February 27, 2012

Monster Voice returns as Kathi Kay and Dangerous Joe recap what happened on their date. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hoy es un día de eso de no saber cómo va a acabar el día. Donde nadie pregunta a dónde viene, sino por qué no te viene. Y una ronda es el tiempo que pasa entre no conocernos, y no creer olvidarnos. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos vía. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos encuentra. Maú, la vida es más vida cuando nos encontramos. Encuentra los bares de Madrid la dicción especial de Madrid nos liga. Un duvena que de de mal, a Madrid. All right, we are here live at the you know what podcast. It's a special fucking day because first of all

It's monster voice. Oh Is back in Yes, sir corporate Dan is back from the fucking corporate world corporate world just shaking hands and kissing babies Actually put down his suit and tie his briefcase. I'm my garment bag Garment bag what a shit fucking thing. It's only been two weeks for three. It feels like it's been a I guess three weeks Actually, it's come. Oh who missed who missed Dan? And we got a course it's course, it's been awhile. Of course, we got Joe DeRosa,

aka Dangerous Joe, aka No Sheldos Joe, aka Misurable Face. Misurable Face. I just added that. I like that one. I like Misurable Face. I like that one. And back by popular fucking demand.

I think you carried away. Okay. What's that? Kathy, Kathy K. is back on the show, friend of mine and friend of the show. And she went on a date, last, if you listen to the podcast that we put out last week, Valentine's Day, we tried to make a little Valentine's connection with Joe D. And he went on a date with Kathy. We're going to be and he went on a date with Kathy. We're gonna be getting into that in a couple of seconds.

I just gotta kinda get it things going just because the date was a date. I'm not gonna get into it, but you guys will. Anyways, I gotta get my shit out. In case you guys fucking, I know Kathy and I know Joe. So Joe's looking at me with a fucking... You're almost promoting this podcast like Don King My joke man was promoting this fight I've been on a lot of dates, but I've never seen one as powerful like a dynamite cake. Yeah, beltable

Maybe We got two boys with gins The old two-pitch Dan I want to hear well what you're done. I want him to do more of the macho man Macho man macho man, I'm just gonna be the straight man macho man. We got a great We get a great event tonight. We have in one corner. We have no shoulders, mush face miserable face, Joder Rosa always be scared of a man That has no looks that look human. Yeah, and then on the other corner We have sexy Kathy K with an attitude a K. K. K. The

We have sexy Kathy K with an attitude a K cafe the Kind of woman that I would blow my load and then leave immediately Who do you think is gonna come out on top macho man? All I know is they better be surrounded by four cages you We are fucking back baby. Good to be. We are fucking back. So let's just, I'm going to get into a little bit of monster voices. You were away. Yeah, I was on the Guinness Believer tour.

How's it going? Good. It's going good. It was actually a lot of fun. You just got to drink beers in different cities. Really? Yeah, that's it That's what you do anyways. Yeah, so Bad time some some extra money was it boring? During the day it was I just walked around by yourself. I had a friend my friend Christine's on the tour

So we just walk Christine you made a friend. Yeah, I made a friend you made a friend on the tour. She's not a friend. She's like made a friend. Yeah, I made a friend. You made a friend on the tour. She's not a friend. She's like, she's like a, like a day walker. Like I could text her and hang out there today. But you knew her because of the tour. Yeah. So she's not a friend. We're friends. We're friends. Yeah. You know me and Joey, your friends. Yes. She is a work, a work. She's a, she's a new, new person in your life. Yes. I mean, am I out of my mind, Joe? You know, three weeks is a long time to be with somebody that she could have... She could have dropped.

She could have dropped. You're not a long time. Every day for three weeks is a long time. It isn't a fucking, what are you fucking? I gotta be honest. I'm gonna be on it. No phones during the fucking podcast. If I met somebody, if I left you two of you for three weeks,

I met somebody that I heard of every day, they probably dropped you guys. Really? Well, you know what? I'm joking. Do you know what? Let me give you a lesson in loyalty, Bobby, that Joe obviously doesn't observe. Right.

You guys are better friends than her, so how about that? Yeah, well, I didn't want to say it because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Well, let me give you a little lesson in life, too, about Joe DeRosa, Dan, my friend. He dumped us for fucking anybody. And as long as they have something to offer Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We got two plus three equals seven minus nine put into a twelve that equals three three's and three's Nine's and nine's that's what I'm saying the white man's the devil

Did he say oh yeah burn Amsterdam I was in him to them doing a show with me Tony Woods Ben Bailey All this shit, and then we was was it called the ridiculous voices the ridiculous voices. And it was a condo up above the club. And we went up there and he was up there me and T. Rex fucking awesome. I if T. Rex ever comes to New York, he's on this show, one of the funniest guys ever.

We're all upstairs. It's pretty ghetto room. You know what I mean? And he just starts going to numbers and fucking nine and three and the white man's the fucking devil. And that's why white people fucking look in the eye because they know that they're, what the fuck? Yeah, that black conspiracy shit.

Yeah, and then this, this. They smell like wet dogs. They smell like wet dogs all the time. They smell like wet dogs. Well, hold on a second though, was he serious? Or was he joking? He was dead serious. So you know what he,

it would be funny if he was joking. I wouldn't even remember it. He was dead serious. So you out of your mind would be funny if he was joking. I wouldn't even remember it. He was dead serious. Oh, God. Jesus, cat, old cat. So anyways, Dan, we welcome back. Thank you. We welcome back to you, my friend.

Good to see you guys. And this is Kathy. You guys met. She's a friend of mine. She's a friend of mine for a long time. And last week, I tried to make a love connection, I would say, between my friend Joe DeRosa, with that miserable face, and Kathy Kaye.

I tried to make a, they agreed to go on a date. Okay. The agreed to go on a date, and I picked the place. You picked, so you said everything up. I just, I said, look man, Korean barbecue around the corner near Joe's place because he had a big long day. I said, it's fantastic.

I know Kathy, I've taken her out to dinner many a times and I know what she likes and what she'd be into and I knew it would be a cool place for her and I knew Joe would like it because it's right across from his fucking house. And he's a lazy piece of shit. And if things went bad, he just walk home. So let's first, I'd like to go to Kathy,

we'll go to you and you went on the date, how did it go? Had, I mean, like overall, the place is amazing. Like that was a very good pick. It's like very delicious food. It's good, so that band, B-AN, BANN, on 49th Street. It was awesome. Remember the thing at the beginning when I said talk into the mic? Yeah, right there.

You sang great. There was issues though. With Joe. But not the place. No, the place was awesome. It was great. BANN. I'm highly recommend.

Very good. Korean barbecue. It's good. And, she and she. Korean barbecue, be good. Yeah, and she is being serious. You know the place was great because you ordered half the fucking menu. Oh, no! Time out real quick.

Can I just say, please, please, can I just say that this is the first time since I was a young boy watching Love Connection, with Chuck Worry, that I'm this fucking excited to find out how I date him. I literally, I just got that feeling in the pit of my stomach I have video here's oh, we know we know we know we know Anyway

It's good to be okay, and I have the video plugged in an intram net You got we're gonna be we're gonna listen a couple of minutes. Back in tune to. We're going to back in tune to it. Back in tune to it. Back in tune to it. Back in tune to it. Back in tune to it. Back in tune to it. Back in tune to it.

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You want to rehash that? No, no, no, no, no, no. So you worked out the thing. You're actually, you met at Joe's house. Joe's apartment, you know? Oh, so you met at the apartment? Yeah, at his apartment, I went. I mean, I was allowed to either go, he's like, you could either come in or not, I decided

to go in and I went up to his apartment. So you went up to his apartment. Nice place, right? It's okay. It's cute. Yeah, it's cute. Who's play see like better? Mine or his?

Your thanks. Okay, so moving on. We, yeah. We should go. We should go. The spiral staircases, your sus spiral. In the kitchen, my kitchen. You got a new kitchen.

Now we had a good kitchen to do. My bathroom's better though. The real question is. The real question is. The real question is. I didn't see his bathroom. Who's play see nice nicer mine or hers? I mean, that's really the question. Is it? I would really like to show her what a night with a horrible place is and make her on a date

May you make her meet her in my place of dreams she you know Hold hold that thought This might be a three-patter Hang on now hang on hang on I don't go to Queens I have a Queen to come to you It's like the Ironcat of New York That noise you just made

Be pretty ready to make that 20 more times through this story I'm not gonna lie already in the podcast Exactly I'm shifting towards Team Jill Yeah We're just gonna get it Queen First of all, I don't get it queen First of all, I don't go to Queens I don't even don't go to Queens

I'm not my my I used to bank checks. I don't take bridges or tunnels or boats And you know what I don't go to Brooklyn You're a dude. Yeah, and you're a dude, right? What the fuck does that mean? I mean you paid for it so you you can you can call those shots, right? You could say hey I'm floating a bill I didn't take it either. I'm not sure how I should pay for that day. You too. I was actually a good looking dude.

I get scum bag. I like queens and I find it very comfortable. All right. Go ahead. No, no, I want you to. Are you done? You're getting. No, it's no.

Yeah, we're going to Kathy. I wanted to say how I started on his. So you went, so you met him at the place and everything's going fine. Correct. Yeah, everything was totally fine. And then what we went to the restaurant, we ate, you know, real quick. I just want to have a point system.

Real quick. Yeah. I just want to say, had a bar, though. I want to say, had a Conan, Jimmy, and Tom, and Molly, and everybody else at a puzzle. Just wanna throw that in there. Go ahead, here you guys. Why did you just do that?

I'm doing thanks in the middle now. Okay. In case people, they try to cut this out, we'll give it to other people. Go ahead. So you went to the... Oh yeah, so Joe set up very early on, Joe set up a point system.

And I actually got a lot of points for doing good things on the day, right Joe? Yeah. Yeah, do you have that point system in your phone? I mean, he was keeping tabs like one for me with her hand. Okay, she had a point system right off the bat. Can I just...

Yeah, but it was a pot. I was getting a point. Joe has his wand figure out. Can I just make a point? No, just take notice how already so far everything that's coming out of Kathy's mouth is me, me, me, me. His apartment was okay.

I got a lot of points. Joe did this. Notice how she's taking no responsibility other than I'm just floating through this evening being perfect. Just make note of that. We are. That's Joe is asking me questions about myself. You're so fucked up.

I'm talking about your apartment where you took me, what your apartment looked like. How is that about me? That's how I would have said. That's my opinion about you. That's how I would have said the point system thing. I would have went, we did a point system thing. I said you set it up. That's about you.

We both got a lot of points. We both got a lot of points. Okay, hang on, hang on now. Okay, hang on. That, I need to go, yeah, go ahead, I'm sorry, Dan. I'm sorry, I'm just so excited by this. Kathy is getting so angry. She's doing the little kids stare up at the wall when you're yelling at someone.

She's not even like, she's doing like the, is this me angry, Robert? No. Well, guilty people, we ain't. Listen to me. Oh, we're not offensive. We're not offensive. Listen to me, we, we're not offensive. We're not offensive. Listen to me, we're not some calm.

We're not there yet. I know both of these psychos. Yeah, we're not there yet on either one of them. I know Joe, Joe is Joe. Let me tell you what, Joe, he's just about to walk in in the McDonald's with the AK. He's falling down, huh? He's still thinking about it.

I'm loading the guy going, all I want to do is show people that they're not living right just so much. I'm the bad guy! I'm the bad guy! Okay, so now you go, you leave in the apartment, you're going on the date, everything is fine right now. Absolutely, yeah, and everything is fine. Like we order, we're on the same page, we get some appetizers. The food is amazing. He. Yeah. And everything is fine. Like we order.

We're on the same page. We get some appetizers. The food is amazing. He's asked me a lot of questions. So you get to the place and you're like, wow, this is really good. Yeah. Totally. Now he, at that point, he picked it.

No, you picked it. He told me you picked it. Oh, okay. But you didn't know that though. No, you told me. You didn't know that. That's a point. No, you told me.

No, you told me. You told me. You told me. You told me. You told me. You told me. Kathy told me there at that Robert. I told you at the end of it that you picked it when he said me to tell me there. When he sent me the picture of him eating at the other Korean barbecue place, which was after we were done eating, and I said, this is where Bobby is and you go, this place is better. He should have came here and I go, well, he told me to come here. No, when we walked in and nobody was at the bar and we thought it was going to be

deadsville when we walked around the corner, you said it was Bobby's idea. That's what just in case we walked around and it sucked. You had already copped out of it. That was nice. I should have put a mirror up behind you so you can see Gaby. Look at that. She won't even move. Good.

That's so wrong. You're so eye-opped that a little Joie won't look at me. I mean, that says a lot right there. Okay. So you go into the place, it's a nice place. Yeah, very nice. Because I know you like cool places like that. Yeah, and I like yummy food.

Yummy food. Yummy food. And so we get in and you sit down. He look, now how does Joe look? He was very dressed up. What? He's wearing a tux. Yeah, well almost like a jack.

It's just how, like this. That's dumb. There's no other word for it. Like you do yeah, well almost like a Jack There's no Yeah, she said you she didn't say you look nice. She said he was too dressed up But like there's a little kid going to church Yeah, exactly. He has a thing. It's for real. That's a perfect. She's insulting out of Ignorance just having a trip. I wasn't wearing the suit. I was wearing a fucking casual sport coat

with a sweater and jeans and boots. But to her, there's fucking low rent work out here. That's a whole- That's a suit. That's a suit, Miss. I fucking know how to dress. Miss, I think $100 is a lot to spend on an outfit. Yeah, exactly.

I walked in here, first thing out of Bobby's mouth, who's always eager to trash me when I dress up goes, dude, you look really fucking nice, man. That's a nice outfit. That's a dapper drouncer. Yeah, he has to be. All right. He just defend himself as we've been doing.

Joe looks good, but it's very funny that this, that you gotta look at the perspective of a woman that you show up. This is kind of interesting, that you'd look great to me, to my wife, you look good. But to a chick showing up, it's like, yeah, you fucking worse. He worse. Let me tell you what bug's like. Let me tell you what, it wasn't a suit. Did you want to go back and forth or do you want to just go back and forth?

Would you, no, you already talked. So now, this is what bug me. Yes, it was again, it wasn't a suit. There was a huge difference between a fucking blazer and jeans and a fucking suit. You called it a sports jacket. A blazer or a casual sport coat. Like you would have to wear a sports coat.

You also, it had a pattern. You wouldn't wear that coat with a suit. You just wouldn't. It's a casual sports jacket. Yeah, you can't wear a jacket with a suit, but the jacket makes it like a suit five. It wasn't a member's only jacket. It was a fucking suit jacket with like a shirt underneath it.

Kathy, first of all, it's my turn to talk, so shut it. And second of all, you can call a sport-coded jacket. So there are more of the one types of jackets out there. You would know because you show up wearing this fucking Forever 21 outfit that looked like her outfit literally looked like she picked it pulled up out of a bin. Oh, Joe, if you have to go there, I have you on video telling me how hot I look.

So what the fuck? Oh, yeah, say anything that gets the fuck in. You get some change between now and then. You're gonna be put in the bag. He almost shut down the pocket. It didn't work, Joe. It didn't work. she didn't work. She was wearing one of those, you know those stretchy,

you know what, everything stretches on the outfit. It's like leggings, a stretchy skirt, a pullover stretchy top, a scarf. It's like the whole outfit was stretchy. She just came from a tap and dance class. Like Barry, I'm very like a living in general. We're brisk and re-knowing. By the way, I asked her, I said,

I said, on the phone door, I go, when you wear your hair in pigtails, it looks really good. Would you wear your hair in pigtails, saying she goes, yeah, she shows up, she got her in pigtails, I go, ah, the pigtails, she goes, yeah, I just kept them in from the gym. Ah, ah, ah. Ah.

What? Ah, ah. The gym. Didn't wash your fucking hair Jim and laid on fucking sweat equipment Sweat equipment is that That's buddy like sweaty me sweat Don't defend yourself to me. No, you take the hit all right

Sweat equipment knows that you've never been to a gym But that's just I went on the sweat equipment My arm shirt I was busy just I went on the sweat equipment The gym with a I did five sweat machines That why leaving that why off really fucking This sweat equipment so heavy. This sweat equipment is the way I lost on my way. This is what you do.

You go to sweat equipment number one and you do five sweaty curls. You do the sweat lifts. And then you go over the sweat equipment, this sweat bench, and you do sweat. All right, so now we've established, now we've established two sides. That Joe was too dressed up fancy Joe. Joe was too dressed up. His apartment is also, wait, his apartment is not better than mine. First, first thing, she had to go to his neighborhood to meet him. She's mad about that.

Okay, second off, right? She went and my apartment's better. Yes. Okay, third off. Joe is too dressed up, but fourth of all, she's dressed like she just got out of a brief stint and rehab. Yes, okay, so your dress shitty,

your dress too good, this is a fucking Goldilocks it's way too bad. Can't we meet in the middle? What do you think, macho man? Oh, I'm gonna say oh no. I got it, but I got it, I got to stick to my guns and stuff here. I'll go with everything so far except addressing.

I wasn't dressed too nice. I was dressed the way you dressed when you go out to take a girl out to a fucking restaurant for dinner. Okay, okay. So did you do that? That makes sense. Absolutely, Joe. That was for you. Yes, And there are many girls that like a nice sports coat. Like I'm a gene. Yeah. I like like guys to dress up. I like the one I worded the fucking date because

I'm like a casual kind of guy. That's fine because that's why you said the other day. No, that's absolutely true. I don't like a guy where I shoot or a sports coat. I like a good pair of diesel jeans and a t-shirt. And I quote, Bob, you were here and I quote, a guy should pick up the entire check on a date because I spent, because I, I'm gonna tell you, because it's your quote, because I went out and spent $150 to get a nice outfit and some makeup so I could look great for him

That is what she said she didn't fucking say I like to show up in jeans and a t-shirt I like a casual if she would have said that I would have taken her to fucking Lucky Burger And not a sit-down fucking hundred and four thirty dollar fucking meal jeans and t-shirts $130 They're fucking meal. Jeans and T-shirts with jeans. 130 dollar. No, 100 and so. Because she said it had to be so fucking fancy, and that's what she likes. And remember when she did this, Bob?

Remember when she pointed, Dan's me right now. I'm just doing this for example. She pointed at me. You remember this, and she went like this. She goes, what the fuck did you even spend on this outfit? She made it clear. She made it clear that she put value in clothing So I I opened that door wearing a fucking $700 sport coat

Ladies and gentlemen Litigator de Rosa and nice fucking you're out of order You're out of order Oh Crossover Nice fucking you're not fucking Levi gene nice fucking jeans and boots because I'm like this fucking chick Like to gotta get a little dress like dressed up and I took a nice spot I'm not fucking leave, I gene nice fucking genes and boots because I'm like this fucking chick likes a guy to get a little dress, like dressed up

and I took it a nice spot. Had she been on it? I'd get a little dress. And I'll tell you something else. She doesn't like it when you have two ice cubes in your scotch. Hey, Dangerous Joe, you tell us what this chick likes. Oh no, he went from RatPat Joe into Dangerous Joe.

This babe over here with the yams. What are you like Dangerous RatPat Joe? I like aame that says what she means. It means what she says, you know? I don't got time for games of Chichang. Uh, dangerous Joe. That's the first time I did a dangerous Joe character. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. One more you catch up with me. Dangerous Joe. Let me tell you something kids. When you want to be dangerous, you got to be me dangerous Joe. Let me tell you something kids when you want to be dangerous You got to be a dangerous Joe

He's got one of those coms that looks like a switchblade. He's got a nice Comes his hair Joe dangerous Joe's always got a tumble of full of whiskey on the rocks and a gun And when he's stressed out, he choose on a match stick when he's stressed out, he chews on a match stick. Yeah. That's funny. All right, so here he goes. So you go to the restaurant, it's fancy. He's a little too dressed up, but you like this place.

You sit down. Now, just FYI, my wife said, because we wanted to go for Korean barbecue that she goes, we should go and take the reservation. We were gonna go early, just take your reservation. But it wouldn't have mattered, because it was- Yeah, because there was like two other people around. Which we would have.

Right. Hey, hey, hey, come on, be nice. No, I know. But you found out. No phones on the fucking podcast. I will not be, listen, I will do this and I will be diplomatic. I will not be nice. Okay. I'm not going to be nice with Kathy.

I don't, I think as you will hear as the story unfold, I'm not going to be mean to her, but I find Kathy to be a very obnoxious person. So I, I'm, you know, I won't get to exactly why in a few minutes. Okay. So, so now we, we have a little of the footage, uh, you were on the date. Yeah. Now up to this point, though, this is a key thing. Up to this point, things were going well. A note. Good. Things were going well. We had done the points system. We had both, which is a cute game. Yeah, it was a cute game because we were like,

oh, it's for the podcast. It's a score point. We had both the crewed a lot of points. We were actually even. We had both at like six points for doing nice things. She was very mannerly in many ways, which I appreciated. I gave her many points for the food game.

She said, let me wait till your food comes before I eat. I was like, that's a fucking score. I got up the big bowl of the fried rice, whatever the fuck it was, was the Bob-Bim. It was the best ever. I'll take you, Dan. Thank you. It was too far away from us that we could reach it.

So I got up and I served us. I got some points for that. We all got points here. You're served her. And I've been there. The table's not that big. It was far enough away that we could, we would have had to have been like, you know,

so it's like, let me get up. You could have used your fingers that, like, attached a spoon to one of those long fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Stacey, magic fingers. You could have fed people in the kitchen with that. So, he's creeping out on the Korean bus boys.

So, it's like, it's like Korean opera with the fun big long finger. He could play that Korean guitar. Welcome to Bang. Alright, so I served, whatever, doesn't matter. We both had a lot of points. Hang on one second. I wanna thank Blue Microphone for providing us with all the microphones to the show. Blue Microphone has given us

all the new brand new microphones for this show. We have the 100 series, and I am talking on the 200 series, because I'm Bob the fucking cat. And now back to you. You know what do you podcast? Go ahead. Thank you blue So anyway, so we both had a lot of points at this point and we were doing all right and everything was good and

Then there's something that happened here and and oh, this is what happened I love Joe. It was getting near the end of the meal and we were both we were both going I'm so full that I'm like sick right now. I'm so full right I said okay We were both going, I'm so full that I'm like sick right now. I'm so full, right? I said, okay. I said, I said, well, what do you want to do now? What do you want to do after this? And she said, and right after this is when we started videotaping, that's why I'm setting it up. She goes, we're not going back to your apartment, nothing.

And I go, and I go, Kathy, I go, Kathy, I didn't say anything about going back to my apartment. I said, what do you want to do after this? And she said, I just like to hang out and talk. And then I said, okay, well, if that's what you want to do. That's fucking where you slice your wrists as a dude. Yeah. That's fucking good, good.

Then I said, this is the first video. This is the first video. And you go me too. This is the first video that you got to play here, right? Okay, second one. This is the first video. And I said, if all you want to do is talk, why would we not just go

back to my apartment and like put on some music and just kind of hang out and talk? Yeah, whatever. Like where else we gonna go? We're too full to eat anymore. We're not drinking tonight. It's too cold to walk around. So you guys are in

dream. Why don't you just go hang out? Stop right now. I actually have video that Kathy took. The audio from the night. That's my turn rolling. So it's right at the beginning, right? And this is shit. This is actually the beginning of the first video, correct?

The first video. Okay, here we go. I take that whole time. Start to do over Joe. Oh, that's because we taped 20 minutes of video and she forgot to hit record. Hang on, hang on. I don't even know if it's working. Joe real quick.

It might not even work. Hang on, one second. As a former waiter, did you, did you tip well? Yeah, I did very well. I know. I know. You're a good dude. I tip very well. I know. We could hear it when it wasn't going through the thing. I could hear it in my wasn't going through the thing I Could hear my headphones. Yeah, could you okay? You know what I

It's gonna be back Feel like I just got out of work camp and I don't need to be abused This is working all right. We can hear me correct. Yeah, it's just not I don't know if it's recording in the thing. Okay, here we go So start over she can hear the beginning of this I don't know if it's recoding in the thing. Okay, here we go. Oh, me falling. So start over. She can hear the beginning of this. Robert? Okay, so now we're gonna roll this.

It's hooked up. This is the audio that Kathy actually took on the date. Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. And I knew she was taping. Okay. But this is the second take because we had this entire discussion on

video for the podcast purposes and then she forgot to hit record So we had to do it all this is the second time we have to have the discussion so passively aggressively Subtext she's a fucking moron Did I not I didn't take that whole time Uh-oh, did I not, I didn't take that whole time. Start, do over, Joe. Do over, do over. Joe's trying to get me back to his apartment. This is the deal Lucky's paying.

Are you paying? Oh, fuck you, you're gonna video-tap me back. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, who are you calling? Who are you calling your mom? Where? Who are you calling the team police?? Where are you calling the tea police? Cause I've had too much tea.

Okay, so here we are. We've been having a very nice time. So wait, Sim, stop. So what was that too much tea shit? What was that? Because I had just ordered another pot of tea cause I thought we're gonna hang out. We're gonna talk a little bit and now Joe's just trying

to get me back to his house. And so the tea comes like a problem. I want to drink, I'm like, are you calling like a tea pool like is a tea? I know Kathy when it was fucking rum and ghosts. Yeah, there you go. We've been there. I wish I would have known her back then. I don't know.

I'm sitting on a drink tea. By the way, at this point, we're there for over 90 minutes already. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it's like, I don't wanna sit in this fucking restaurant anymore. It's empty. Cause you have a casual spous jagged on. Yeah, I was getting checked. I was just showing the town this jacket.

I ain't gonna say a joke. I have like four points for being good cause I did four good things. I'm Joe's on the phone. Look at him shaking his head. He's trying to get me back to his side. Looking at the bill shaking his head. And honestly, I don't, I am comfortable here drinking white tea and Joe has a problem with

it. I was calling him party because we already take this. What? Take what? What do we take right now? What do we mean we already take it? We didn't take it. I didn't press the right button.

We forgot. We went through this whole thing 20 minutes. Yeah, but so why are we doing it now? Why are we doing it now? Tell everybody that this is the second time we're doing it. Okay, I did say that. Did you say that? Yeah, okay.

Okay, by the way, okay, by the way, am I on the screen? She's taping herself. I look better like this. Or I forgot to press play and we had a whole new story. This is the most boring, let that, let most boring let that part let that part go please What's play You work in the entertainment business. I don't make dupes of I mean you know you know the buttons on the DVD player

Okay on the DVD player. Anyway. Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Good job. Not only. Yeah. These guys, you got you dumb, bro.

That's a dead derailleur. I'm going to shit. I think there's a different doing playing regor. Not only symbols. It's a symbol. It's a side wave triangle. Yeah.

Symbols, functions, definitions, everything. On the iPhone, it's the same fucking button play and record It's not if there was if there wasn't a doing play and record this podcast would be fucked up right now Not the same button on the iPhone because on the iPhone when you're in your camera There's only a record button and when you're in your videos. There's only a play button They're all they are two different buttons. They're in the same places, which I know must be confusing They're in the same places, which I know must be confusing. But they're different buttons. One, the easiest way to tell it apart is the giant red fucking guy.

Joe's on fire. Joe's on fire. Joe's on fire. Joe's on fire. Now, the reason I wanted that part to play was for a key, just to support my argument. The zing was funny and all, but more importantly, that's what I mean. We are dealing with someone that does not know the meaning

of the words that are coming out of their mouth. She says, what's playing record of the same thing? I didn't hit play and then you go, they're not the same thing. What are you talking about? And she goes, it's the same thing. Whatever, and expects you to pick up the slack of interpreting the worship coming out of her fucking face.

No, it's ridiculous. No, it doesn't matter. And I don't care. I don't care about the different things that you play. And obviously you do, I don't. I don't really give a shit. I'm just like, I'm just like, I don't give a shit about anything. And that's my point.

You have this, I don't give a shit thing. And trust me, there's something coming up that is so much worse that she does to support this argument that really says this whole thing into a spin. On this one. It happens, it's not on camera, it happens after this video. So I'll wait, I'm not gonna blow the...

So wait a minute, so the video, I'm not gonna play the video because the video is actually, I mean, is there anything else good on the video that I should play? I can't remember to be honest with you. What about you, Kat? I think it's good.

I mean, maybe you skipped towards the end for the last third and see if it's gonna be. Uh-oh, did I not, I'm in a tear in the beginning again. Tape that one. Okay, here we go. I don't know back to whatever I said back to you. I heard that. And then what did I say?

When I said, you just laughed. Yeah. Because you know it's a ridiculous thing. No. I said, I like it here. I like this place of the music. I like the lay-a. Like, the pop-up. Here, look at the place.

Like, there's the logo. If we have now been here. But we have some people here. Yeah. Yeah. OK. There's nobody at this place. No. Every place is empty.

No, I'm just an empty. Narcissist. Like your apartment. Where she's at, we're on that a little bit. She's at sort of the nicest minute. So I'm like, I'd like to change. Who with the said, wait, we're on that a little bit. She said, it's a little bit more than a minute. So I'm like, I'd like to change the way. Oh, the narcissism argument. Okay, yeah, another example of not knowing the word.

You're using it. We're going that a little bit. Yeah, I heard her say it. Hang on, hang on. Oh, just stop. This is fucking a constant. You're getting calling me a narcissist. Okay, here, hang on one second.

So here's the deal. Kathy, you are a bit of a narcissist. Yeah, and honestly, I copped to it. After he explained the definition, I was you, you, you are a bit of a narcissist. Yeah, I now honestly, I coped to it after he explained the definition. I was like, Oh, my God, I'm the biggest narcissist. You know, you know, I didn't know, but I've never been calling before, but you're absolutely right. I'm a total narcissist. So are you? So are you? So are you? I am a humble. You don't know. You don't know, Dan. First of all, but here's the problem. And Bobby probably already knows this. We already had the argument.

Let me say it to Dan. This is the fucking problem. You say to Kathy, you're a narcissist, and then she goes, I am fucking not, did it it? And she adjumps at you because she doesn't know what the word means. And then you explain it to her and then she goes, oh, you're right.

You have no courtesy for the boundaries of other people to change my life, not to change my mind when you're packing for me. I first thought I wasn't enough. That's the problem. You think you want to change my mind. You think you should, you assume that you know things and you don't know and you don't, you have no consideration for how irritating that can be to somebody and then you don't care.

Joe does have a valid argument. You just go deal with it out there. And the fact that it is upsetting when someone attacks you first and then you make your point. Okay, me and my life. I'm like, someone calling you, like he's being rude to my face. He's calling me, like he's insulting me to my face.

So he starts off being rude. You were being rude to my face. It was supposed to be nice to be like, oh, Joe, you're absolutely right. I am a fucking asshole narcissist. Does he? off being rude. So first, it'd be nice to be like, Oh, you're absolutely right. I am a fucking asshole. Narcissus. Does it? It shouldn't I defend myself first? Like is that how you're going to be monster voice?

Someone's like being rude to you. And you're like, yeah, whatever you say. Is that what you do? But why is it? It's a monster. If it's always being rude to you, would you defend yourself? Would you take it? I would defend myself.

Right. But how is but you, but in a way, but to it. This is the key. That makes me fucking cool. Let me come in with my fucking litigation. Please. I got your go ahead, Joseph. This is there. There's a key thing that's being left out of Kathy's argument that makes it invalid. It's she's acting like out of the fucking blue. I started demeaning her and going you're a narcissist. There was a 50 50 fucking build up to

this point. She started being rude first by going, I'm not going back to your fucking apartment. What all I said was, what do you want to do after this? That's insulting. But you did wink and go, huh, huh, nudged her and then looked at your place. You want it, but what if you wanted to? You know, after you grabbed your balls and went,

huh, huh, you want to go? You got to time the film. Ask Joe. You did to You did the fingers and What do you want to do after this? Yeah I call my apartment the big try I go there were no other options Let me say Kathy let me just say this.

So when he says you, what do you wanna do after this? Why don't you go, I don't know, let's go. I did, I said. You wanna, here, take your phone, because the video, it's too long and fucking, there's enough, I'll put the video up for people watching you can judge yourself. I would rather you didn't.

Well, I wasn't gonna, but, you know. Because the guys are this, which, which if I can just tease something right now and I don't wanna argue with about it yet. But this is fucking, my whole beef with Kathy is I think she does really ship bag fucking things. I'm serious. I think she's-

No, I'm not joking at all. I think she does fucking ship bag stuff, ship bag, and then she sits there and goes and goes, deal with it, I don't give a fuck show, literally say that to you. She ripped my, because she thought I was texting you about her. You are.

She, I could have been, You were, you said, I just told, I just called you a fucking asshole to Robert. I just texted Robert and said she's a real fucking asshole. So you were texting about me. And what did I say? You told me that. And I go, Kathy, I wasn't going, she was a fucking, asshole. So you were catching about me. And what did I say? You told me that. And I go, Kathy, I wasn't going.

I thought he was a fucking- I thought he was a fucking- I thought he was a fucking- I thought he was a fucking- I thought he was a fucking asshole. I was going, she's a real fucking asshole. Because we were like the way you would say it, or I would say, or like as a joke, laughing that we were bickering.

She grabbed your phone. She jumped over the table and attempted to rip the phone minute out of first of all I have to as as the judge of this right now I have to say you have to be lying and I'll tell you why and I'll tell you why Joe it's a Korean barbecue place. There's a stove in the middle of the fucking table. I would have been burnt I was sitting like this. You would have been burnt. We were sitting like this. I'm kidding jazz. Let me show you let me show you what you did Let me get just for just for the and I I am not exactly I'll do it and I'm not don't get I'm gonna fuck don't forcefully grab it So you see exactly what you hold on to it or let you have it? Oh, you try to fight for okay, don't ruin anything

Yeah, you have a tendency to spill shit with those long fingers long fingers. Yep talking to the microphone Joe Ronnopon cast she goes let me see it and I go I don't want to let you see my phone I text whatever I want. You're a grown man. Yeah. You're a grown man. You Joe to Rosa. This is your phone. Right. And she goes like this exactly and she goes like this. She goes. Wow. Wow. Jesus goes Joe's got some strength She did that

Was right it was extremely aggressive. I had to literally fight to keep my phone and I go cast It was aggressive for Joe if she did it to me. I want to fucking snatch the back if she did it to me, I woulda fucking snatch the fact because I'm a goddamn man. She's a man. She's a man. And then I go, I go Kathy. I go, are you out of your fucking mind doing that? I go, you're way out of line right now.

I go, you know if you're, if you were a guy. Did you say out of line? I go, you know if you're a guy. And once again, this is what I'm talking about. I go, you know if you were a guy and you did that, we'd be fighting right now, she goes, hey Joe would be losing. That's besides the point.

Yeah. But I go, if you were a guy that we would like fist fight over something like that. You know, if you were a guy, I'd be in a headlock right now. If you were a guy, I'd be getting a shit kick down. I mean, you know, let's take you something to Kathy. If you were a dude, I'd be a fucking black guy right now. I'm back in my problem with a stake on it.

I hope someone had it break this up. So she goes, I say that to her and she goes, she goes, I don't give a fuck, I'm not a guy. I can do that and I go, Kathy, you can't do that. I go, you can't do that and she goes, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I don't care. Then, then I said, wait, wait, wait,

the detected feedback. Then I said, sorry, wait, wait, the detective feedback. Then I said, sorry, are we good? No, we're good, Joe. Okay, then I said, Kathy, you need to learn how to respect people's boundaries. And she goes, once again, not understanding what a fucking word means, goes, I don't have to fucking respect people's boundaries.

That phone bullshit with you, everybody doesn't have that boundary. And I go, that's not what I said. I didn't say everybody had my boundaries. I said you need to respect people's boundaries, and right now you're not respecting mine. Yeah, right. Well, whatever, I don't care.

She literally would not apologize for physically fucking jumping at me. She physically assaulted you. She was fucking, I mean, I'm not gonna put, I'm not gonna be ridiculous and go, oh, she attacked me. But it's like, but she assaulted you. He was fucking, I mean, I'm not gonna put, I'm not gonna be ridiculous, I go, oh, she attacked me. But it's like, But she assaulted you, she grabbed your phone.

And I said there, I go, if I did that to you in this restaurant, they would say I was assaulting you. That's true. Well, that's tough to your guy, tough shit. Oh, that is tough to do. Now, here's somebody who, by the way, whenever you call her on her girl horse shit, she goes, I'm just a fucking guy dude, I'm just like a guy.

Yeah, you're a fucking guy until it comes to respecting guy rules or picking up half of the fucking check. Or do any of your guys shit? No, not her the fuck out. I'll do it. As the bail of to your judge, I can't let that happen. It's fucking bugs me. Sp bugs me. Sparky. Sparky, oh, thank you. All right, so no, you're making, I mean, like, cat. So you're taking both sides of the coin. You're being a girl when you want to be, but you're a dude when you want to be too. Absolutely.

What, by grabbing his phone, not just something I would do, that's just something I did. Is there a way out of fucking line of doing it? That's just the way I'm very, very difficult. Yeah, sometimes, you know what? Some people would consider that flirting. Ooh, now if you would have, now what's the, you're the fucking baby. Yeah, exactly.

I think I was crossing him like being a fucking man. Oh, yeah. Now turn that into something hot. Oh, so if you would have fought it with you, with the fucking, with the fucking, with the fucking chick that doesn't make out with people in the first day. You didn't know that yet, Joe.

You were just literally going to be a lot of fucking, it's not my fault you're afraid. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken.

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That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was a chicken. That was no, I'm doing a gathering. You have but that would be okay. So Across the table isn't an overdressed Joe It's a jacked just a muscular guy from Jersey and a T shirt and diesel jeans She goes to grab his phone and he wrestles her into the arms of him And they start making out and he says I'm gonna get you more tea

We're gonna drink tea here all night all night and I want you to eat more Is that the nail it without a perfect date? Yeah, yeah, that way you're just a fucking normal dude. You're not a mouth breather So what happens Joe? So Joe? So for that minute, at that point, you go to grab, and he grabs you by the back of your hair, pulls you down, and you're listening, you fucking little dirty hair.

You fucking grab my phone again. I'm gonna fucking stick my collar on your throat. You wanna choke you out, you want some dessert? Take that, you would have been like, nice. She's such a fucking prude. Uh, hang on, Dad. Set, take a dick down there. Hold on, keep going, that's a prude. You think she's not a prude? She's not a fucking prude? Hang on, Dad. Take a dick, Dad. Hold on, keep going.

She's not a prude. She's not a prude. She wouldn't even, she barely was, like, she didn't want to come into my house. She was like, I can't come into your house to pay that I can't. That's copying on interest, did you? What are you, psycho? Why did you go out with me, Kathy? For the podcast.

You fucking gold digging ass, bro. Then why did you follow her? For Twitter followers? Kathy, you're fucking congratulations. asking ask for for Twitter followers Kathy Congratulations, your Twitter followers, you're not getting any because everybody's gonna be on my side You look like a fucking asshole right now. She definitely is an asshole, but it's very very funny It's a funny story I know this running. It's so funny. Let's call this so far like a boxing match. Who do you have on the cards box?

Right now, I got the first three rounds to Kathy. I got the last four to Joe. Right, but we're going into the fifth round where Kathy seems to be tying it up with humor and fucking laughter. Would you just say that 4 plus set three is five? I don't know. I was trying to do a voice, but I'm not a... Most of the voice, fuck me up. I'm the straight guy, you cock suck up.

Don't ever set me up to fail again. No other voices. All right, all right. Now, this was boxing match. How would you have it? If I'm Larry Merchant. Larry Merchant on the cards. Here's how I'm going. First two rounds, easily go to Kathy.

A little undery, but I'm going to first two rounds easily go to Kathy a little under the but I'm going to last four rounds to Joe he's coming out swinging he's hitting it calling ice cold was huge but she fought back saying he was she was uninterested this is gonna be a good fight I think it goes 15 and it comes and it comes back down to that point because I would Joe okay, how would you? She's fucking read she's ridiculous Nuts that was a crazy Fucking move man, so you're this is fucking nuts. She came out swinging. She didn't like his fucking sports jacket Yeah, go ahead, so you want to be on a date She that it all the I would all come out and the fucking wash because she just said because I wasn't interested.

And that was my beef at the end of this whole thing. It's like, Kathy, you weren't fucking interested, but you're entitled and you're self-centered and you expect guys to just take you out because you got a nice set of tits and a tight ass. That's all right. And it's, and it's talking, it's rude. I looked through a phone or pictures and I saw both of them.

She's completely unappreciative for anything that you do for her. Unfucking appreciative. Well, let's say something, Joe, how's this? Wait, wait once, okay, you want to say something? No, I mean, to me, any day you go on, like he's like, oh, I didn't get what I want. I'm like, you know, you you took a risk.

You take a chance. You go out with someone like they might not like you at the end of the day. That's what that's how every day go. And I didn't like you. And you want me over Joe. If you weren't cheap and and

rude. Oh, hold on. We got the cheap. Come on. Oh, my God. You we got that on video complaining about the money. He started off how much I ordered Kathy can you do me favor? Yeah, seriously can we drop the guard for second?

Do me favor my guards drop the guard? No, just What do you mean by that? I like serious? Yeah, seriously? Yeah, go fuck yourself Yeah, go fuck yourself Serious That was good It's like amateur hour this red deck This is what Kathy did Kathy Kathy just like with the whole fucking argument. We have a stand I retract I

Retract my tap out and apologies during the pregnancy argument I retract all of it. I mean I'm going back to my original argument You want somebody to throw fucking cash at you you want somebody to do things for you You actually said the words to me I when I go when I said when you insinuated that I barely put effort into the day I go I put effort into this whatever did you put into it? You go I got in the cabin came over here. It's like Okay, Kathy she got a fucking cab. There was a whole gesture It was there was a whole gesture scenario

I when he got the tab and he went to pull out his credit card We have that on video. He was like you know what Kathy? You lost all your points for not making the gesture like he actually spoke out loud Yeah, well, that's what we were doing. I think in your head, I told you already on the podcast before, I don't make that gesture. Like, I'm a girl, you're the guy you pay. No, it's not an entitled, you pay. Yeah, you are.

Kathy, you have to pretend, try to pay. Like, I'm gonna say something about it. Kathy said to me, if he plays his cards right, I'm gonna suck his cock. Really? She didn't say that to you. I'm gonna tell them. I just lit up Joe just by the Did she

I did do it Joe this is a man right at her That was a true behavior you dig everything just to get that blow job And then right as she swallety go aha I could go either way at all Here's the deal. Could you Kathy yeah because because see I come from I come from a mindset of being somebody that is honor and says what they mean. You just say whatever the fuck you feel like saying at any time. That's what I mean. So don't say things like, I never ever will make out with a guy on a first date, but then

also say, I can go either way at any point. Well, which is it Kathy? Which is it to get your free fucking meal today? All right. And seriously Kathy, you have no ethics, you have no honor, you're 43 years old, you're trying to play this fucking meal card, you're trying to victimize yourself and go,

oh, feel sorry for me, and I deserve this, and I deserve that, you don't deserve shit. Okay, go out there and get it for yourself. You wanna go out on dates to get fucking Twitter followers, you're fucked up, You're fucked up. I'm fucking serious. It's fucking rude, man. She's fucking rude.

She jumps across the table, says, rip the fucking phone out of my hand. And then she takes the fucking videos that are supposed to be between us for this podcast. And I tell her, you know, Kathy, I don't know how to fill out these videos right now because, and she put someone fucking line. Did I take any of this shit?

I'm gonna take a shit and put it all on. I'm gonna see no one knows where to find those videos on my fucking ass Oh, I'm on Kathy K Oh, you're on the ass Oh, Kathy, have some fucking ethics No, I didn't take the email, it's a robber Yeah You bet, I showed the fuck that you're so angry to show that you lost I mean, you lose

No, it doesn't, Kathy, I can't agree with people treating you as shit Yeah, well, you're a little too sensitive Really? You're a fucking, you're a little too sensitive, like, you know. Really? You're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole. I didn't put anything online. I didn't run home that night and put shit online.

I just told one side of the tempted an argument. I didn't fucking do that. I saved it for right here right now. There's not one side. You're on that film with me. It's a two-sided argument. Yeah, remember when you said you weren't going to put it online? And then you did anyway?

You're a fucking liar. I did it to email T'Roberto and I made them private. No, I could see them. Nobody could see them. Absolutely, I made them private. You know what, I did look at it today. Only three people. There's only three views in the video. That's me, too. I work actually. So only three people. So there's probably an email.

I'm the one who fucked up by putting it out on my app. That's crazy. Fuck editing it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna. Something. I'm the one who fucked up by putting it out on my app. Crazy.

And fuck editing it together. I had a few. With a jingle that went, Jo's a fucking pussy. Jo's a fucking pussy. La la, do do do do. Jo's a fucking pussy. Let me pussy, pussy, Joe.

Let me ask you a question. Cat, these are slut. Cat, these are slut. She might suck it. She might suck it. Might suck it. Might suck it. Might suck it. Might suck it. Might suck it. Might suck it. Might suck it. Well, you know, if I I was somebody saying to you. Yes, I was somebody saying to you Bob. I wrote a book. I want to get it published Yes, I've worked at William Morris. Yes. I've worked at William Morris. Yes.

I've worked at these different companies. I work in the entertainment business. I've been an assistant. Sing. That's the big one. I've been an assistant to people. I need to send you a video. You don't fucking send it on YouTube privately.

Unless there's a good chance you're going to fucking publish it on YouTube. You send it. You don't have to send it. You don't have to send it. I got a back cat. Oh god. You don't have to send something via email. You can put it on YouTube. You send it. You don't have to send it. You don't have to. I got a back cat. You don't have to send something via email. You can put something on email.

You can't view it unless you're, you're, you're, uh, nobody knows. Nobody's gonna see that. You don't have to send something on email. Nobody, I mean, now they're gonna see it, but no, nobody told me that it was too large of a file to email.

So my only other option was put it on YouTube. Look, you send it, and then I get a private and then I get a percentage. I think, look, first of all, Kathy, I have to, I have to stick up for her. As far as when she was in the industry, amazing. When she worked at William Morris, holy shit. Didn't say she was a bad worker.

Hang on one second. So you brought up all that, so you can't bring all that stuff up and have it hanging out there for people to a mishmash into what the fuck you might have said. As far as in the industry, holy shit. If there's anybody I would want on my fucking team, okay, to work for me as an assistant or somebody with my management or agency, it would be this broad. Okay. Because number one, she gets funny. And I'm not talking just the phase funny of what's in funny. She knows funny.

She knows, she gets me, guys like you, Dan, she knows funny funny. When she worked for Aspen, she got me Aspen. I mean, she knows funny. And when she worked as my assistant, she is, look it, I fucking was heading to a hotel called Dawn. They only have Queen beds, right? Dawn, I said, Dawn, call up, Dawn calls up. That's all they have. They can change you on Dawn, I said, don't call up, don't call up. That's all they have.

They can change you on Sunday. I go, I'm leaving Monday. I call Kathy at 12.30 at night. I need a king bed within fucking 20 minutes. I had an upgraded king suite. Sweet, yeah, I got you this suite. So as far as what she does as a job, her book, her creatively, I wouldn't trash her that way.

Because she is, that book she has, one of the fucking greatest things I've ever seen. And job-wise, unbelievable. Personally, she's a fucking twat. But- Can I respond? Yeah, you can respond. Yeah, I mean, just, I don't want to, I don't want to just say, hey, fuck you, because, you know, that's not what, I didn't say she was a bad worker.

What I said was Somebody that has worked in this business and all those different places particularly as an assistant should know How to send something to somebody outside of you putting it on YouTube? Somebody should know how to do that somebody in that position should know what's I Work The argument is I mean your the argument that the fucking other rant you went on was beautiful.

Okay. So, don't, this one's kind of fucking iffy, dude. The old, he should know how to send a video. Yeah. Dude, it's fishy when somebody says to you on the date, haha, I'm gonna put these online, I'm gonna put them on YouTube and then I said, please don't do that and then they're on fucking YouTube You know me for like how many years 16 year like am I fishy in the slightest like you pussy smells a little Like it's thinking pussy

How do you feel about that? Like it's thinking pussy. Oh yeah. Do you think that there's a conspiracy here that I'm trying to outdo on the video? I mean, really? I think this. I think you'll do anything to get a few fucking followers. Yeah, I do. Because half the conversation we had at dinner was,

do you think it's a good blog if I do this and write about it? Do you think I'll get Twitter followers over the do this? Well, come on, Joe, you can't throw under the bus for asking your opinion. Look man, that's like somebody, look if you're on, Stop story. If you're on, you can't throw somebody under the bus. You can fucking throw under the bus in a way she treated you on a date,

but you can't throw in just any of the bus about getting Twitter followers or she's not doing this podcast. It's hard to think that, because she's, you're not doing this, we're all doing this podcast to get people to, like what, hang on, let me say this. You gotta hear me out. Yeah, sorry. You can't throw under the bus and make everybody listening,

fuck her on her Twitter followers and stuff like that. Look, that, yeah, she's doing this for something. So are you, so are you, so are me. We're all doing this for people to listen to to get enjoyment out of and to follow Kathy creatively her book is fucking good. I'll stand back behind that and as far as the date went She fucking did a lot of fucked up shit. I know Kathy. I got you back. I know But but what you're saying right now. I don't disagree with any of that. That's not what I'm saying Yeah, but you keep saying that the thought, she, you're talking about the videos on YouTube.

Yeah, but you're bringing up other stuff. I know, but I'm saying, Bob, you gotta put all the evidence together and go beyond a reasonable doubt. Seriously, when somebody is asking you about pulling internet stunts to gain internet stunts, to gain Twitter followers and then says, I want to put this video on YouTube And you say don't and then I come over here and I see it on YouTube and it's it's not title I'm tearing it publicly. It's not titled. Hey Bobby. Here's the video. It's titled shit crazy guys say on That is the guy's people I'm fucking

I'm saying You know what I'm saying? For both crazy. You know what I'm saying, Bob? That's so funny though, because I forgot what the name of it was. Yeah, crazy people. Hang on, Kathy. But that was for you. No, it's private on my own.

Okay, okay. But he's right, that's a good point. I'm gonna give Joe a point on this because the fact is, is that you didn't name it. Here's the deal from the date. Or the date. You name it, crazy shit people say. Yeah. It helps me for a title

I like that how convenient I'm gonna name it after of another trending Twitter YouTube video shit All these shit girl say shit crazy people say there's all these that's the title of like Here's a go Joe here you go Joe ready? We knew going into this the video and the most... Here's a go, Joe. Here you go, Joe. Ready? We knew going into this, the video, and the shit was happening, okay? So yes, part of the date, part of the date was kind of set up in a way. But there's another part of this date, which was the majority of it,

where the possibility of you fucking bone and her in her ass and not in the part. Come on. He heard of a gin is that I wasn't going to do it. Okay. Here's the. Oh, whoa. I wasn't.

You were going to know that you really wouldn't hate you wouldn't hate fucker after this day. What's it going to do? Oh, okay. Stop. Stop. I want you to look at me in the

eye. There you go. No, I'm sure. No, you're going to look at you're going to go like that. You go. I want you to look at me in the face as my friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ¿Dónde está la idea de que se quede? ¿Ve a ver? Cuando mi amigo, Kathy, me quería ir a la parte de tu casa. ¡Siente la inspiración! Yeah Give us a speech, Joe bullshit. What's your speech? Who do you want to thank ladies and gentlemen? I knew from the beginning of this date I Wouldn't have fucked her Now joking I'm joking, but no, I'm not joking about I wasn't gonna do it. I'm joking about the you would have took head from her

No, I wouldn't have you would not have fucked a factor. Nope You just want to make out with me. I know I know I know I know I know Kathy was on it Kathy some of us do things for the podcast We're equal Joe you can't fucking throw out of the buzz about doing stuff with the her fucking person You do for the podcast just you don't have a fucking lie Double there what do you want for me? I want I hope I'm with girls in there Let me tell you If the grass is older than 30 it's brown

I'm telling you right now. Yeah, I Refused to believe that I would not have sex. I've heard about the date and I would stop sexual. I wouldn't Yeah, let me tell you why do you get so pissed off that I didn't make out with you and then you're complaining about the bill No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Well, she's hot. Yeah Kathy's very good looking. I was the one thing I was joking about was saying Oh, I did that thing on the video for the podcast that that part is a joke But I but it what's true is I wouldn't have hooked up with her She's asking me why I made this make out argument whether after paying the bill on the reason was I was so fucking Insensed when she ripped the phone out of my hand, that I was like, you know what? Now I'm just gonna get fucking mean because she is so fucking out of line.

So I started giving her shit and going, oh so let me get this straight, a guy buys you dinner, you don't even make out with them, like what the fuck, and then it was more of like making the ethical argument of like, what makes your fucking brain tick? Because clearly you're an entitled asshole that thinks you can rip phones out of people's hands. Joe doesn't like the physicality. I don't. I don't like, oh wow. Because you didn't do it in a cute way.

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Now you know, shit you should know. And you're the rest of the show. Now, Cathy, I can't... and now let me ask you a question. Sure. Is... honestly, was there a shot for him to switch it up and kind of, you know, kind of get you going where you might have hooked up with him or went back to his place? Yes. There's always that shot. You're lying. Absolutely. You're lying. Are you like one of those football coaches? It's like you could always come back and we're like, no, we're down 42 to nothing. It's a game of inches. I've been through hell. Hey, now you're cock. I told you.

Inches. It changed. You can't let her get away with this. She is lying. She either lied then or she's lying. I'm making me do that. But in any way, she doesn't get the fucking credit for this. Hold on.

Okay, look, I know Kathy. She's pretty much, look it. She's pretty much saying what she's, look, you know, look, it's not what she's look and you know look It's not gonna be popular with you know people like guys listen to this podcast She's sticking to her guns fuck you suck a dick. I don't give a shit you pay. I'm a woman. This the way I am She's not trying to be liked right now. You know what I mean? So if she says something I'm gonna have to tend to believe the I'm gonna have to tend to believe it because if she really

Wanted just fucking lie about something she would have lied about other shit. Remember when she said on the podcast last week What Kathy where are the chances of Joe's getting the cocktuck tonight? I don't remember last weeks Pots, they're out percent zero percent. She said it on the pot. Yeah, your cock touch is a lot different than making out with somebody What here's a deal you said you never make out on the first date those are your Rarley make deal you said you never make out on the first day Those are your shafts. No, you said never Kathy. Yeah, but what we're saying? I have Joe, but then you then you're all No, I kind of lied to you. I felt bad like what do I do? But I don't like you to your face. It's fucking yeah, be a fucking grown up take out 60 beans

Put it on the fucking All right No, not I can't even I can't fuck you so fucking much I win you're an answer I'm breaking this up as the bailiff to Bobby's judge and bringing this up now now now order order I demand order now you want to thank you Rasty you're welcome boss done done here's what I like about it if you're the judge you obviously and she's like the DA that you have a relationship with like the words over the years and Joe's like the hot shot male defendant lawyer. This is coming into fucking crush bones.

Devils advocate. Yeah, Keanu right now. I'm fucking Keanu right now. Yeah, man. Yeah. You're the devil man. You're my dad. Where does he sleep?

He never sleeps. Where does he fuck? Everywhere. What's your name? Somebody name. Everywhere what's your name? Somebody names Case but don't touch I should have stood up in the restaurant Jesus Touch but don't like

Oh, good. Here's the deal man. Here's the deal. I think I think knowing Kathy, knowing she is, look, she is a guy. She, I mean, any girl that can sit on this podcast and twice, but knowing what happened on the date and come back and face you, it's balls. That's, it's face me and Dan, that's pretty ballsy. I disagree, I'm not being difficult, but I disagree I disagree I explain you not balls. She's just an asshole that doesn't care There's a difference Get I'm ready for this. I love I can't let it for this. She doesn't care about anybody but herself.

And all the stuff, look, she may be a phenomenal worker. I don't doubt that she's a phenomenal worker, but you know why she's a phenomenal worker? Worker? Because she sees fucking dollar signs. And she'll chase that fucking money. So we're gonna do one thing. I keep bringing this up, you keep bringing this up

that the money, you spent $120. Yes. And I feel bad. Hi. So I think that that's just that you recommended that restaurant. It's that would be affordable. Well, here's a deal. Oh my God. Here's a photo. If you don't get nine appetizers and two

fucking. Bobby, Bob, can I tell us just I go Bobby, where, you know, where do I go? And he goes, he goes, dude, there's this place called bam. Bam, not bam. It's great. He goes, dude, me and Don went there. He goes, we ate way too, there's this place called bam. It's fucking bad. Bam, bam. It's great. He goes, dude, me and Don went there. He goes, we ate way too much in the bills like 80 bucks. I'm like, fucking perfect. We go in, fucking, this is what bugs me.

Who fucking appetizers? She's got two shivers of one, two, three fucking entrees. Three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three. You got, you ordered the disgusting octopus. You have to send it back and get something else. Those, so two entrees Where yours I ordered one fucking on tray. Yeah, he ordered it. It was We had three entrees. We had three entrees. You had two pots of tea to yourself. There was two

What do you mean three on trays? You got octopus you send it back in the Shremmy? That's not an on tray inside. It's on the fucking thing is an on tray. Oh my god, but you wouldn't know You pages. It's not it's not, it's not an entree. Bim Bim Bim. She just doesn't fucking know anything. And it's infuriating. No, B, B, Bim. That's an entree.

Is an entree. Okay. It is an entree. You get multiple, multiple just get that. Okay, how many drinks would a 22 year old get on that date? I could have taken a 22 year old to a fucking pizza joint and we would have had fun and I would have had sex after.

Yeah, but you didn't want to have sex with me. I don't. I'm just saying like, I still don't believe. I still don't believe. Believe it. I believe that. I would have. I believe that you didn't want to hate fucker at least.

Exactly. I believe that if you fuck dude, I may love. Oh my god. Thank you. You're just joking. Hate fuckings for the hateful. I believe that if you fuck dude, I make love God dang you're show Hate fucking for the hateful Listen listen here's a deal is that you I put it I'm gonna put it to the listeners the donate buttons the next hundred dollars We get in for donations the next hundred dollars to come in from the fans you want to help out now you remember You can donate a dollar you can donate a hundred dollars the next hundred dollars that come in from the fans you want to help out now you remember you can donate a dollar

You can donate a hundred dollars the next hundred dollars that comes in from this day What's today's date the 14 13 wait no 14. Yeah shut up The 14 that went to 14. No, it's a 13. It's a 13. That was 14 the 14, that went to 14, no it's a 13, it's a 13, that was a 14. Fuck it as a whole. So the next $100 that comes in is going right to you. This is the donation to raise money, to get Joe's money back.

There we go, I like it. What was it, 120? I'll take the head on the 20. All right, you're gonna take it back. You should, that's about what this was worth. Yeah, because it cost me 20 bucks for the cab, right? So then we're even, 20, 20. 20, 20.

So we're gonna raise next $100 is going to go to to Joe back to Joe's pocket for a next fucking date for a nice day with a 23 year old and get all licked up. Yeah, that's five and a piece of it's five dates. That's five. So relationship. It's a shame because I could have taken somebody that I actually really liked right out and like took him out to a nice dinner, and I did nice dinner. Well, now you get it. But now you get it. So that's what I'm gonna do with that. So we're gonna make you whole, Joe.

Yeah, calm down. You can be whole when they're not. Really? You just don't like guys yelling at you and calling you on your horns, you know? No, I actually love it. No, I love it. You love it until it's directed at you

that you're fucking angry about it. I walk in here and said hello to you. You wouldn't even look at you. Cause you're an asshole, I don't like you. Yeah, that's so weird. That's not weird. It's not weird. I presented a very well-constructed argument

as to why I think you're an asshole. I think you have bad ethics. I really think that. I'm not saying it as a joke. I think you have lousy fucking ethics. I think you're really self-centered. And I think you can't take it and call it in your shit. And it is a weakness in me.

It's like fun for me. Yeah, well, then there's something wrong with you. It's a weakness in me that I get this angry about something. We told me that you were energized after our argument the other day. It was one of the first things you said on the date. You know what, Kathy, after you yelled at me and stuck it to me. No, we had a huge, I felt energized. I asked you, was your mom a bitch?

Get your hand out of my face, Kathy. And you said, yes, she's kind of feisty. So obviously, you like it too. You know, we had a cute bickering thing on the phone. I asked you was your mom and you said yes, she's kind of feisty so obviously you like it to you No, we had a cute bickering thing on the phone. I said that was I said Oh, that was invigorating it was cute and Jojas said get your hands out of my Get your fucking hands out of my head

Don't get you fuck you cat catty. You fuck you catty kid. I'll fucking cow fuck fucking slam you. I'll fucking slam you kid. I'll fuck two fucking two kids. Two guys fucking shed it to two. Don't fuck with me. You fucking get you fucking in and out of my face. Selfie Joe. Selfie.

Listen, Dave, here's Joe from Beam Down. For fucking P Street. Don't fucking. Don't fucking. Don't, I'm from fucking M Street, don't over fucking. Don't the fucking Sally Tavin fucking chow to there. Kill up so with this is so this is the deal. So what we're saying is the date didn't work out.

No, in short. So in short, you didn't have a good time. No, you had him, you had it. And you could have now you're gonna take, you're gonna get this money that the fans are gonna raise to get Joe back on the speed. And we're gonna take out a girl that you should have went out with, someone that you really liked.

Absolutely. And you're gonna go out and you're gonna take her to hamburgers? Is that where you sent her pizza? No, I'm gonna take her to a nice joint. Why don't you take it to band? I will. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta cleanse it.

You know what, I will and I'll tape it and it'll be To do that on the podcast. They should be right right I can we compare I would love that what you and now now I hope she orders to appetizers. She's just a nine Listen she can order whatever she wants Conch. Listen, listen, she can order whatever she wants. I don't know. She has to have been the argument. The argument isn't don't order whatever you want.

What is the argument? The argument is, when you order whatever you want and then go tough shit that I put in my effort because I took a cab over here and I'm a fucking black hole on the date. And then deal with it. Talk about it for a giant alike. I want to figure it out around. Okay, but that's a story. But the way I see it, Joe, is that you, you know,

you could order what you want, but if you know, like halfway through, you're not interested, like, maybe like, you know, all bets are off, like, it's like, just cuz things didn't go your way, and I didn't wanna go back to your house when you take a girl out on a date, it's like a fucking gamble, and you lost, you put money down, and like, it didn't go your way,

and that's what you, that's the risk you take. Black 17. Black 17. I don't have to do it. I don't have to do it. I don't have to do it. You put money down and like it didn't go your way and that's what you that's the risk you take I Didn't say you had to do anything Your house When you ripped the phone out of my hands and act like a fucking asshole and I said apologize That's when everything Joe hang on one second. Go ahead, now, now, what would you like to,

how would you like to end this? Kathy. It could end like this, I love this. I think it's hilarious. I never laughed so hard on a date ever, like seriously. I had fun, it was fun. Like it's absolutely hilarious. Because hilarious was so fun.

Was it hilarious or was it hilarious? It was both. It was was hilarious. Because hilarious was so funny. Stop, was it hilarious or was it hilarious? It was both. It was so hilarious. Watching shows, watching shows first. I mean, the way the shit he said was so funny. I was like, wait, I'm like, I can't make out what you're going to the first day. Maybe the second I was like, what do you mean second time?

He's like, there's no fucking second time you're getting pregnant by another man. So one shot deal. That's right. So Joe, what is your In it not a paragraph in a couple sentences if you look a sentence. What is your some? What do you what is your final analysis of the day Joe? I think Kathy sucks As a person and I hope I never see her again

Ever ever and a function and never yeah like life. In life. Yeah. I'm serious. Oh my God. Is that mean I don't get to do podcasts anymore? Oh, you can come back. It was I won't be here on those days because I can't sit across and without this. Like she makes me so mad. She's so rude. I take that as a compliment by the way. It's just why do you mean? Why? Because if you could affect somebody like like seriously, Joe, you don't affect me in the slightest. I left my ass off. I went home, I had a delicious meal, I came in, I said hi to you, I'm really funny. I kind of felt bad because you're actually like $120

was a lot of money to you, and if I knew that, I wouldn't have ordered so much. I had to get all for some money. Joe, Joe, Joe, let it go. I'm talking, okay? You can talk a lot. I walked in, I have no hard feelings for you. We obviously knew going in that this wasn't gonna be

a love connection. I mean, it was a joke. We were going out for a podcast. You didn't even wanna supposedly fool around with me. So I don't understand where your hatred for me comes. It has to be that like you really dig me or something. It's like a compliment as far as I'm concerned that I could affect you.

You don't affect me in the slightest, okay? You're hilarious to me. You could say whatever you want. I could give a shit. But what I say to you, you flip out. It's like, you lose. I win. Kathy, because you,

because you're like, so upset and I could care less. Now let me, let me retort. Can I just stop one second before you retort? Right. Yeah, I go retort and then I'll say so. Okay, so Joe is wound up on that. Go ahead, I'll try back in your head. Kathy, because you, never in your fucking life, I guarantee it,

have had to go out on a date and sacrifice anything, up to an including, up to, up to and including this situation. I lost a lot of money. Shut up now, shut up. Okay, you told me, you told me, you told me stories in the fucking restaurant about like, oh, when I used to to drink I would see a guy

And I go I'm gonna flick it my cigarette in his head and I go with guys hit you Jesus Christ It's horrible. She goes no they fucking loved it because you're used to putting your tits on display And let your little fucking thong top hang out and getting what you want in the cheapest fucking way possible You didn't spend a goddamn dime on that date. You went out, you ate a fucking meal, You filled your stomach and you went home. You know what? And if you did, right? I win and you lose She's such a fucking ass. Do it her. No,? No. All right, so stop. You can take it. You'll find. You can't take it, obviously.

It's fine. It's just a girl with tits. I don't fucking like her. I think she's a piece of garbage. I feel like it. Stop trying to take the headphones off. I'm not, but just take a phone. I'm using it now.

This is so fun to watch because this is like watching, like if Kathy was a serial killer who murdered 40 people And she murdered Joe's daughter And they're in court and he's like I don't she's an animal. She's like I don't care this They didn't There was a sport that's a great analogy Joe be like it was my fucking daughter and she's like I don't care. I'll do it again If you let me out of this great analogy if if we were court right now, before the judge could say it, I'll go, just

here, let me just give you this, because I will be content. Joe, let me try and get this. Joe, you started off this car. You rang to me. Talk to the microphone, listen to yourself. You insulted everything about me, okay, through this whole time. For the minute I walked in here, you wouldn't even look at me and say hello. So I'm supposed to like give a shit about you like do you want pity because I Want fucking rude Kathy I don't want you to give a shit about me, okay? You're making this you're making this why would I get why would I feel kidding? Why would I feel anything for so much?

Kathy but open your ears instead of your mouth for once and listen to what I'm saying. I don't care I don't care if you feel this is your only response is to talk over you and go you're pathetic this is my point Kathy I don't care if I have an effect on you or not I said 20 minutes ago do you see what I mean I said 20 minutes ago that it's a weakness in me that I let the shortcomings of other people get me this riled up. What bothers me about you is that when I say to you, Kathy, what you did was fucking offensive. And I'm not talking about them making out. I'm not talking about any of that stuff.

But by the line, Joe, what did I do that is offensive? I didn't because I didn't like you at the end of the day that you should pay for it. Is that what you're like any girl? If pretend not just like any girl. What did I do that was so offensive? When you make statements like I did this just for the podcast just like you did To have that on tape. Okay, let me finish. This is a one. Let me finish Let me finish I know I said it. Let me finish. Oh, I said when you say things like I did this for the podcast just like you did And you say things like I feel bad about the money you had to spend and you say things like we knew this was a joke from the beginning then fucking take half of the

hit and spend for half of the fucking day. That wasn't the, I never would do that with it. I don't think you're just a fucking asshole then. As you are and you'll never get it just just like fucking A-Lean didn't get it when she was chopping guys' cocks off. And a far as the Cereo Killer, you're a fucking psycho, okay? And all you give a fuck about is how many Twitter followers you can potentially have.

I hope you're fucking book never sells, and I hope it gets burned. Cartoon, I hope it gets fucking burned before anybody ever gets to read it. So it's a book, I don't give a fuck. I hope it's burned. It's a really funny book. All right, good.

I'm sure in places, people thought, you know, mine comp. You know. Oh, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.

I don't know. I don't know. It was just a funny joke to me. I don't know. Listen. Listen. His Ross Perot rate real quick. TANNIFINISH!

TANNIFINISH! TANNIFINISH! Dad is out there to impressions. Let me say everyone to dance impressions. That's a madly nut. Shut your face, shut up. Listen, Dan is back. He's been waiting to do impressions for fucking a month.

You know, you know, Guinness won't let him do his macho man or his fucking Ross Perot or his Andre the giant. We haven't heard of the giant go. Everybody. You seem like a nosler. I can't believe you didn't want to hate for her. I'll give you a thousand dollars cash right now if you suck Joe's. I know thing. No, I just said no because he was all into like $120. I didn't even get to make out with you. I'm like 1000. She's still losing the point.

All right, $3,000 cash. You blow him until he comes and you cheek. No, no, $3,000. $3,000. He doesn't get to come, but you suck his day. I'm not doing this. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm not eating. I ate me for a second. I was like, Bobby's going all the way with this. I just want a new kitchen. I got a couch coming. I got money, Bobby's going all the way with this. I just want a new kitchen. I got a couch coming. I got money. Uppony up to 100%.

You're still, and my anger right now is not, is not Kathy. I want you to get me. My anger is frustration and how close my into York. You still don't get the point. It wasn't about you're not going to make out with me. It was about, it was about if we're in this together 50 50 and you have all your rules Then you got to take half the head of the fucking date, too And you don't get that you just don't get

We're getting repetitive. Yeah, the thing is the thing is this, okay? You and Kathy Should do it again One more try. I think let's get the band back Joe Joe listen to Joe listen to Bobby listen to Bobby You're not I listen to you and that's why this fucking shit happened to begin I'm gonna pay for the next dinner You're gonna go to pizza. Yeah, you're you like pizza. Yeah, I have pizza. I dinner and boy You're gonna go to pizza Yeah, you are You like pizza?

Yeah, I have pizza, I like it a lot We're gonna go, we're gonna go to pizza You and, cause listen I'm gonna tell you this, Kathie's a friend of mine You're a friend of mine Okay, Dan I'm almost there I love you

Thank you But you're a friend of mine Who say you're gonna tell if you're still friends with her I won't be your friend that he will eat the dick Listen to me You're a friend of mine, I won't be your friend anymore, you dick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I feel kind of responsible because Kathy first of all she's good looking broad. You're a single Yeah, can I go out with Dan? I'll you know what? We can wear that t-shirt. I will do good to go. What I say. No jacket, please. How is this? I say you guys go on a date? Okay, so he said Queens is out. No, you're gonna come here. You're gonna come to her

Are you gonna go on a simple and I hope you fucker? No stop, stop. Simple date, simple date. None of this fucking high end shit. You're gonna go to some pizza. Do you do your pizza, right? Yeah. You go to pizza.

Dan, you got some cash now, right? A little bit. All right, we're gonna pay for that. We're gonna take care of the podcast. We'll take care of the date. But we're gonna learn from Joe's mistakes. We're gonna bring it down. And you're gonna go on a date with her.

And we're gonna see, and this date is, is Kathy a cunt? Because if you come back, and Kathy's a, and don't, don't you play Kate, don't be nice. She knows. I know I would never, you know that. I'm not telling you this later. Kathy, it's, I'm not capable of being nice.

You know what I want to. You understand how many times I've hung up on Kathy. You understand how many times me and Kathy have fought to. The reason one of the reasons why I like Kathy is because she's not phony. Okay, she will tell you what you, she'll say shit, they like, you're a fucking idiot. And she'll be like, all right, well, I'm an idiot.

Fuck you, that's who I am. I have to respect that in a certain way. I understand if you never went in the date with the Joe, I feel somewhat responsible because I like you and I know you would like her if you never went on a date with her and tried to hook up a little bit. I think that it got to hang on. I wouldn't.

As soon as she starts saying that shit, a guy's gonna do this, a guy's gonna do that. I'd be like, go fuck yourself, I can't be friends with her. I'm a frangist Joe talking. It's not, I can't be friends with people with think like that. It's bad. It's bad to me Okay, so whatever are you willing to go on a date? Yeah, I will all right So when do you guys when he when are you around? Yeah, so you'll hook it up to the end of March to the end of March Okay, so you're gonna get you're gonna hook up you're gonna eat Kathy's number you're gonna call her

You're gonna go off a pizza a low-end date, right? It's gotta be low-end. Right? And you're gonna go and have a good time. All right. And does she know about you huge penis? No, but she has a nice piece on it. Yeah, he's gonna be a piece. He does?

Yeah. Yeah, he's got a nice piece. Interesting. Ah, ah! I want to make another 94 of us. Just be clever, she gets her piece. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, I want Nid's gone though now, it's chill.

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We're gonna fucking send you to out on a date, kids. It's Valentine's Day. You're gonna hook up. We're gonna see, this is the answer, the question among questions. Finally answer is Kathy Conte. this is the answer the question among questions finally answer is Kathy or is it just the chemistry is it chemistry or Kant that's what we're trying to do because Joe it might just be chemistry it might be you two just don't mix you don't

jive as the black people say I listen I'm all for this happening I think it's great but it's just established right now. This is an unfair circumstance. You're already telling him he's paying, he already knows the behaviors to avoid, she already knows the behaviors to, we think it's gonna happen. They're gonna have to have a great time, maybe to leave in bang.

I know, I know Kathy, I know this, I know Kathy, will not change her ways. I've known her for 15 years, maybe longer. She will be the same one that you was on the date with you. She will be that person. But Joey's right, I'm coming in. I'm coming in with the easier. But if I went on that date, right?

And the whole time I was like, oh, the podcast is paying for this, who gives a shit and whatever, I wouldn't have cared if she jumped up and took a shot of the table. I'm not doing that. I don't know, Joe, how about this? How about this? Okay.

I will pay for the date. Oh, and if I fucking hate her and she's a cunt, we pay for the date. But without going, I'm not going to go in with the judgment, but I will pay for the date. Okay. And that's the way it's got to be. It does.

You pay for the date. I pay for the date. Yes, I agree. So we're in. So that's it. Valentine's Day over, Joe, I'm sorry. Joe, can I just say real quick? I want to make one more 94 reference. He had Ron Goldman's dad's face the whole time she was talking.

Just like that, sat and defeated. Because he killed my son like, I hate something. This is one of my favorite bikes. Yeah. This truly entertaining. This is explosive. Oh, I love it. that was a lot of fun.

Oh, that was fucking good dude. Good to have you back. Thanks for being so to be back. Monster boys Joe dangerous Joe. Joe. Oh, a tech talk. We're gonna do that. Yeah, we're gonna do that in a sec.

Yeah, Kathy, you know, you're my friend. We were friends for years. I've known you a long ago. I've known Joe. I know that yeah, you can be annoying But the one thing I've learned about friendship and I'll end on this Friendship is is is not people who You like friendship is you

I forget it All right here we are at the end of the podcast, we throw on this extra little bit in because we've been doing it recently. That was a heated debate. So we're here and now we're going to start doing a little talk. And you've been out of here. You've been out here for a while, but we now we have the new, you set it up wrong. You shit, dude. Ah, all right, so much. That I fucked up, all right.

Let's go, I didn't do it. Let's go, it's going. Let's go, it's going. He can't say tech talk before the jingle, I keep putting things. All right, you can say tech talk. No, but you gotta set me up to do that. Oh yeah, yeah. So we're gonna actually do this new thing now

with me and Joe. It's not for, I don't know. It's not a new thing, can we're gonna actually we do this new thing now and with me and Joe It's not for It's not a new thing we would do it we would be getting a lot of times at the end of the show me and Joe do and it's time for Ladies and gentlemen good news. It's time for our favorite segment. You got to say it like that Ladies and gentlemen is good news and it's time for our favorite segment Tag talk with Bobby and Joe. Stop. Wait. Wait.

Just ended up the tech talk. Wait. All right. We should have we should have you introduce it. You say the thing. All right. Ready.

We go. Tech talk. No. You're a fucking busy. There's a crisis. Christ. Wait.

There's a new segment. It's not new. We've been doing it. Let's jump. It's time for a favorite one of our favorite segments of the show And then he says okay, there you go. All right ladies and gentlemen. It's time for our favorite segment in the show Talk with Bobby and Joe That part ruins it

Need that let's do it again. Let's do it again. It also excludes Dan Well, I don't need to be in this though. No, you can you can do the Bobby and Joe will be trying All right, there you go ladies and gentlemen. It's time for our favorite segment tack talk with Bobby and Joe Stagged Bobby and Joe actually No, you're you're not looking that the two you didn't sound good You're the first time hearing somebody else sing the Bobby and Joe Park. You realize that it doesn't need it. All right, let's do it again. Do it again, ready to go.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our favorite segment. Tech talk with Bobby and Joe. I can't help it. This comes out. All right, so listen, we have certain things that we talk about the show in Tech Wise. And we're going to do this episode right now. So Dan, have you ever anything technologically, what am I saying?

Technology, you wanna talk about. Technology that you wanna talk about. I rarely will say yes to this, but I do. I just bought a new 40 inch TV HD Samsung for $450. Very nice. You yourself for plasma and LCD?

I got it. It's a plasma? Plasma. Yeah, pretty nice. I got it with some no interest, six months. Where did you purchase this? PC Richard's in some. PZ Richard's in some.

They got good prices. And the guy's told me, I got one of these. I was going to get a 32. I was willing to spend like $375. And he goes, he goes, you know what? For $75 more, I can gonna get a 32. I was willing to spend like $375, and he goes, he goes, you know what, for 75 more, I can get you a 40 inch. Yeah, the last one. And it's a way better brand.

Really? So I did it. No contest. No contest. Okay, my minimal payment a month is like 40 bucks a month for six. You didn't buy it outright. Well, I need to build up my credit.

I have dog shit credit. So you're using this to build up credit number one. You got a new TV, number two. So in your room, that fucking two foot by two foot. Not a living room. Yeah, I can't fit my room. He have to hang it vertically. I have to do one of those obnoxious things like in cribs where they put it on the ceiling. I get that. Get that fucking thing as far away from you as possible because the plasmus get hot. And if you sit too close, you're literally going to sweat.

Oh, so just, you know, that's, you know what I mean? Just have it a good distance from you, or else you're gonna be getting angry at it. All right, so now the next, let's move on with, tack, talk, bobbing and joke. Yeah. Kites, just a comment really quick on, on Dan's thing. It's an exciting time for you, dude,

because I remember when I was where you're at in the business, the first two things I bought. I remember three months ago. Yeah. Wow. First two things business the first two things I bought remember three months ago First two thing the first big thing I bought was a TV and I bought a computer. Yeah, that's what I got all that you did the same thing It's you're moving up. Yeah, unlike you two fucking douche's first thing I bought with some pussy When I got money I didn't have to pay for it. I was fucking didn't have to pay for it and I paid for it I did both that's how fucking much you Yeah, I was eating the pussy and I was paying

If Macho would have had a horrible heroin addiction and tried to came back as the same character Trying to pay back So now back over to Joe Tech Come on Talk with Bobby and Joe Oh, I'm gonna talk about a video game that I bought. The darkness too. Oh my God.

Is this gracious? Is it good? And did you buy it because of February? Oh, Jesus. That took a minute, but that was a nice one. Darkness. Darkness. If you're, I know the big game.

Now look, first of all, the darkness is not getting stellar reviews. It's getting good reviewed. Eight's out of 10, stuff like that. I disagree. I think it deserves at least a nine. I know Oblivion, I mean, excuse me. I know Elder Scrolls Skyrim this year, or late last year was really the big game

to come out as far as going into another world and whatever, but little slow place for me, not enough fast action, the darkness, if you're a comic book nerd, first of all, to comic book, and you like horror and all that shit, I mean, you're a fucking mobster with two demon heads that comes out of your back. It's just, it's world, it's fucking modern warfare,

except you're ripping people to pieces with your demon heads and eating their hearts and shooting. It's so much fucking fun. It looks great, it's a blast. Is it like era gangster, like 1920s or? No, it's modern day mob stuff. Is it scary at all? It's not scary because you're the scary thing.

Oh, we're the monster. So it's like everybody's scared of you, which is awesome. Like you go out guys and they're like, what the fuck is that? They like run away and shit. You just fucking rip their foot. You can wishbone people. Oh, it's a fucking really. Yeah, it's fun, man. It's really fun. You can pick dudes up with your demon arm. You stabbed in the game. It sounds like the game that in grandma's boy. What a next sports and movie. Yeah, it's funny. You say that because when you hear the noises the game makes like when I'm playing it, I thought to myself, this sounds like the video game you hear in every movie

where you're like, what fucking amazing game is that? That's what it sounds like. So go get it if you like, perfect balance between just action and a little bit of role, a little bit of role play. Third person or first person. First. Oh, it's the shit. All right, well, that sounds like fun.

I think I might actually pick that game up. Mo, you know what I'm gonna buy, don't you? What's that? New UFC undisputed. Oh, that just came out today, too. Yeah. Are those games good? They're fun once you learn them.

Yeah, they're fun. You gotta know, it's like maddened. You gotta know what the fuck it is. If you don't know the buttons, yeah, you have fun. It's frustrating as fuck. Yeah. But I'd really enjoyed the first one

and anybody second one. You have see, you have see this third one supposed to be good. I got choked up by John Jones today. Yeah, you did. Oh, God, it hurt. I heard cracking in my neck. I panicked in real life. You did not in the game in real life The actual the the light heavyweight champ Choked me the fuck out today when you felt him like tense up that form where you just like well

What what what scared me? I wanted to try to go a little further as long as I could without tapping, because Norton is smart. Norton's smart where he just as soon as he jokes, he goes, he makes a noise like a fucking, you know, a baby Chubaka being born. Rrrr. I watched the Gina Carano one. Yeah.

And that was quick. But he's smart. I tried to be a dummy and he cracked I heard And it was my neck and then I panicked like I think he snapped my spine Then I forgot to tap out then I started tapping out But he was just like fucking he kept going and then I started playing the drums on his I'm telling you like jazz everyone that's listening go watch the YouTube video, but wait I was on I was on the subway above ground watching it

on YouTube and so everyone could hear it too, cuz I wear headphones in. You start, dear, dear. But the fucking shit that made me laugh the hardest is the slow-mo replay when Bobby's hands tap out. It does sound like someone's letting go and dumb. It's like that. It's just like that. Go to OP.

It's on, on, on, on, on Twitter, at Twitter,'ll OPI on Twitter at Twitter or OBI on YouTube you can check out that video, but my my Tech talk with Bobby and Joe I'll make a compromise with you. I'll offer a compromise. Yes You can do the Bobby Joe part to be getting but then throughout the segment just let me do the tech Okay, all, all right, let's go. With Bobby, let's do it right now. Tech talk. With Bobby and Joe. I can't help it. Fucker.

Okay, I'm a big iPad. You look, my iPad is my fucking lifeline. When I go on the road, that's, you know, that's the thing I use. That I use it on, you know, to, as far as the airlines are concerned, when the flights are showing up all day long, I get, I go to bed with it. But the one thing that sucks day long I get I go to bed with it But the one thing that sucks about the iPad I go to bed with it

It's like I have a baby plasma now with the time Warner app HBO on the go I'm watching fucking television on my iPad now as long as this Wi-Fi It's like a mini little baby plasma writing you hands So I can watch TV with headphones right next to my wife's head and not wake her up. And I'm on Netflix every night. I'm watching an episode of Psych. I go to bed every night to an episode of Psych

because I can just fall asleep to it because I've seen all of them 50 times. But the problem is, is that stands to get the right stand when you're in the bed is hard to fucking fine because they don't balance because the bed is flexible and you get a lean up against a pillow and blah, blah, blah, Belkin finally made this great. It's called the view lounge for the iPad to it's basically a bean bag, a little mini bean bag.

Where is he? It's a little mini bean bag. That is fucking cool. That you can, you can just, it holds up. That way you can put it in, yeah, you can put it on a bed. Put it on a bed on a pillow. Anyway, you want, you can put this thing in it. Kind of wraps around whatever is underneath it. Yeah.

And it hooks in there. That iPad stays in there. And it's my favorite stand. If you like using your iPad in a bed, if you like using anywhere, you can actually throw this in your bag and take it with you. It's my new favorite stand. It's called the View Lounge for iPad 2 from Belkin. So go grab that. It's only 29 bucks, 20 to 30 bucks. So you can get them at Apple Store to them at the Apple Store. Great new stand. So there's a...

Tag talk, sorry. So that wraps up our favorite segment. Tag talk with Bobby and Joe. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. You know what I did? But this box I didn't know I was hungry You know what I did? Really did, really, really, really You know what I did? I just think I'm stupid But I didn't know

Me I miss you, you stinkin'