Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The Hole Family

Episode Date: September 19, 2011

Robert is joined by Rob Sprance from The Glory Hole and the cast of The Jersey Jerks Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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would be a special edition. You know, usually do with Derosa, me and him shooting the fucking shit about the horchit, but sometimes I sometimes I get guests on, and sometimes famous people, you wanna hear, and sometimes people you don't really know. Now I'm getting my guest tonight on the, you know what dude podcast is? Robert Sprance, Rob Sprance. Rob Sprance, the founder and creator and fucking Jesus the man who put our glory

It's the Jesus of the glory all career glory all radio com. By the way That is probably the the lamest intro you've done of all your shows you can be a little more excited that I'm here You're like I'm really not that excited. Yeah, how you doing? I guess we're doing a show with this asshole from the glory Home because he had to come here and set my shit up. Yeah. Well, no, this is the fucking deal too. We were supposed to have a podcast tonight. This is turning into just a regular old recorded podcast because you told me get a mixing board and fucking we can go long I even have collars and fucking giggle and I got all the shit and I did all the stuff. You got all the wrong shit. Hang all the stuff. You got all the wrong shit. Hang on, fuck it.

You got all the wrong. It's not the fucking shwokie down of being H. Fuck it. I don't know who will blame him for the time. I showed him a link with a photo from being H. Why is that my fucking bro? Let me tell you, first of all, how intimidating you are that when I first saw that you got the wrong cables,

I started sweating on my fuck. If I told him the other wrong cable, I'm never gonna hear the fucking end of this shit. I was thrilled that it was the guy who fucked up Was the guy right it wasn't you it was the guy you looked at the picture you saw it um So yeah, I got the fuck we were supposed to do a live show and the Jersey jerk Markle from the Jersey jerks Was gonna call in on Skype and it was gonna be live and we were gonna record it record it and have Skype It was gonna be all the fucking functions all record it and have Skype, it was gonna be all the fucking functions, all in one and rob the master of the fucking network

was gonna be, and it didn't happen. I'm just doing a regular fucking, you know what, do podcasts, which, you know what, is fine with me. I think under the, I'm better without the pressure. Well, if there's any pressure with me on, you're out of your fucking mind. Yeah, that's true. But you really need to, I was hoping. Does any pressure at all? Because nobody is here.

Right. There should be no pressure. We just, the dogs, the dogs are the only audience we have. I think that's why I've been, I think that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, let me ask you a question too. And this is kind of interesting to me is that we you know this podcasting is getting fucking crazy. It's getting why that coffee looks good babe. Did you ask Rob if you wanted a nice coffee? She did. She did. It's a matter of fact. You didn't ask me if I wanted anything. Yeah. But she asked

me if I wanted water or ice coffee. right, but you were like hey fucking asshole Here's your bag so she did she did she did. Oh, you didn't fucking ask me Yes, the fucking stranger. You this guy could be a fucking pedophile. Okay, you don't know this fucking guy I'm your husband What about a water what about a decath? If I could be a pedophile, why'd you even have me in the house? Doesn't we have no kids? We're gonna f-fing-fuck my dog.

Well, I know you're pretty hairless right now. You could pass. I uh huh. Anyways, so anyways, it's um, it's This whole podcast shit is-is-is-is next baby. This-don't stare at me. Just fucking do it. You want water ice coffee? I want decafinated ice coffee with ice coffee. Oh, this is the key of the ice coffee in the south. So now we make ice coffee ice cubes. We get coffee and put it in the ice cube tray so that when you have ice coffee at the Kelly House, the ice cube doesn't dilute the ice coffee. It actually makes it stronger because

it's made with fucking coffee. I'm a big fan of yours, but that's the most brilliant thing you've ever said. I have it. I didn't think of it. We, we, some fucking whittling douchebag in the hamster, some fucking white dude who retired and opened up a shitty coffee shop and wears beach actually thought of it. It's fucking great. But anyways, I digress. We supposed to be getting a call from the Jersey jerks.

I thought that's gonna fucking happen. But we have that hooked up. And, but the whole podcast thing, it's weird because everybody's fucking doing it now. Everybody. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Oh, it's so weird.

Nobody calls me. Who is that? It's Dr. Rian. Fucking me. Which means it's gonna rain again. Oh God. Everybody's doing these podcasts now because it is so fucking easy except if you want to do a live podcast with us.

Or a good one, which a lot of people do, I mean, that already does a good one. What do you consider, what's a good podcast? Well, here's the thing, I get a lot of submissions from people, at least five a week, seriously. Like, check out my show, check out my show, and we actually have someone else on the network now that I give to listen to, right?

Because I don't wanna be the one to listen and say, hey, I know you're a fan, but I'm sorry, I don't like your podcast, that I give to listen to, right? Because I don't want to be the one to listen and say, hey, I know you're a fan, but I'm sorry. I don't like your podcast because I don't know if, you know, I just don't, I want to distance myself from that. So we have someone who listens to the podcast. It lets you know what's good or not. But sometimes I will click on the submissions and listen. And you'd be surprised just sound quality alone is so fucking bad.

Really? That you don't even get to the point where you want to hear it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean like you're I'm talking about you know that Xbox headset. Oh look at this. Hang on one second. Yeah. I apologize. Hello. What do you want? Hey. Hey. What's up baby? Hey the fucking Jersey jerks.

Oh yes. And fucking. Oh who's on the background? That's Rob's plants. Rob saved some for his wife. You gotta see, man, he's bossing her around. This is like right at a raging bull. Oh, what are you? And then Jersey jerks, they know what I'm talking about.

I see a twinkz like you who treat our wives with respect. Wraven? I'm kidding. I see Ms. Kelly back there. Where's she cooking over there with respect. Robin? I'm kidding. I see Ms. Kelly back there. Where's she cooking over there? Oh, fuck, I'm turning that off.

Yeah, turn that camera off right away. I told you, you don't get the... Jesus Christ. You should have kept you a mouse shut. You would have saw a boob. She's topless. So am I for that matter? She's with Sprance Nipples.

Sprance Nipples? They're not what they used to be ten years ago. Guys can I just tell you something where we're we're supposed to have this whole fucking hook up tonight. Now just I would never step on the toes of the Jersey jerks and go live on a Tuesday or even do a show on a Tuesday. Hold on we were attempted. Well I attempted. Well, I wouldn't want to, I wouldn't want to fucking impede. Oh, you're so kind. Well, yeah, I wouldn't want to fucking fuck up those 50 listeners. And I mean, but we really are just on a shitty network. I just, we're all

shitty. Okay. We're all shitty. We should just succumb to the fucking nerd show. We are going, don't worry, we have a plan. We're gonna make sure Glory Hole will be put on the map for good. Whoa, who are you gonna kill over the weekend? Don't you worry about it. Are you guys ready? Do you really have a plan? Cause I don't.

You just stick to your career. We'll take care of it. We got your back. No, I feel bad for Rob Rob because I really thought he thought by having me in Florentine on the network it would make a difference. It did make a difference. No it didn't. It made a huge difference. It made a huge difference. I know you're doing the whole self-deprecating thing, but believe me it's made a huge difference. It made a huge difference. Now that Rob got you in

Florentine on we absolutely mean nothing to this network No, that's not true. You guys didn't mean anything before either. That's true Yeah, you guys would compete with two chicks Right, yeah, I mean they you've got two chicks talking about sex you get the nerds. I mean the whole setup Has gone it really has done. Oh, it's been a huge difference since you guys joined I don't know I know you just fucking around said you guys really is it really you and it's been a huge difference since you guys joined. I don't know I know he's just fucking around said you guys really is it really you and Jim is it plural really? Hey, like I'm not gonna deny that you are the bohemith of the network

I as I know because I take your phone calls every fucking night I went from being found of the network to Robert Kelly's bitch in the matter of life. I know where we weren't you before. Oh yeah. We said he's high maintenance. Yeah, let me tell you he can he sends me. Wait a minute. This is my fucking podcast.

Sorry, not anymore. Not anymore. So the other day he makes Paris Hilton look like a fucking Ethiopian. There's no way. I wish I had a flat ass. I was a famous. No way. So here, the other day, perfect example. I'm on vacation with my wife,

and he sends me an email, he's just going to buy something. So he's like, what's those mixes you sent me? So I sent him to mixes again, and he's like, call me. I said, I'll call you soon as I can, but those should be fine. And then he writes back, what are you working? Is that why you can't call me? I'm like, no, I'm on vacation, brother.

Well, let's go. Did you explain to Bob that this isn't like Howard 100, like that everybody has to work on like him? Hey, you clock, seconds. I work my ass off. Now I know, but you do something that you're good at, and that it's fun, as opposed to actually doing manual labor. The manual labor for you is picking up your nuts after you fucking...

This is definitely a fucking hobby to me. I don't know, this is Rob's life. I don't have a fucking choice at this point, bro. I love that my hobby is Rob's dream. I find it interesting that it's just your hobby yet. I hear more from you that all of the others combined every day. And I like it.

And I'm not complaining. We're actually, we've been wanting to call you on several occasions and I'm like, you know what, he's just way too fucking busy. Let's just leave him alone. It's no big deal And then now we hear you know Can I just you guys you guys can oh Dina you fuck you guys can always call me and by the way, I send emails nobody replies to me for like fucking three weeks

Is it for Chris? So what are you guys talking about? I got no he got nothing from you Rob and this little fucking maggot doesn't answer. He fucking avoids me now. Now he knows when to not answer my call and fucking blow me off. Oh, that's such a crock of shit, dude. When have I ever not replied to you, either in the email? I'm squint at me when you got it. I'm telling you though.

You open those little fucking duis. I don't know if even a Jew is. I'm not even a Jew. I'm a Jew-I. I'm convinced he's Jewish. He's not a song from the dirty dance in soundtrack. You get juiced Oh, you have no idea what I go through with this guy. Oh, I can only imagine but it's worth it because I love him And he's a huge part of the network and he knows well here's a deal as I am a big fan of the Jersey jerks

I really I enjoy you as I am as a mind. Can I fucking say something without you kissing the fucking ass you politician? Just drop. Clock suck. Relax. You know what, Rob? We're on the network. We like you. Chill out. Okay, stop. Fucking boss. See what I mean, guys? We like you. Want to buy a watch machine to walk my house is on fire. Listen, I think the network is great but what we were talking about before you guys skyped in is that first of all we were supposed to have this big shout tonight and fucking I bought the wrong cords because of some fucking black dude at age. I knew I should have went to the fine. Everybody there has fucking curls over the ears

and I go to the one black guy. Yeah. You go to the guy that just steals the like, try, there's no nothing about him. He just came out of the stock room and nobody was around, so he's like, oh, I'll help this guy. I told him I wanted a bag for all my podcast stuff.

He goes, yeah, you want a Jizz bag? I'm like, what the fuck? What? He goes, yeah, Jizz, you're all you shit. Oh, you Jizz. I'm like, all right, fucking great. But anyways, we supposed to do'm like alright fucking great, but Anyways, we're supposed to do this big podcast number. We didn't so now we're doing a regular podcast

Whatever but Anyways, I was talking to him about this podcast shit now everybody Now I know I'm kind of one of those guys, but I've been doing a podcast for a fucking long time and Mark I was talking to this about this earlier that everybody every famous cocksuck on the world is coming up with a fucking long time. And Mark, I was talking to this about this earlier that everybody, every famous coxuck on the world, is coming up with a fucking podcast now. Yeah. Everybody. And some of them stink. Some only some most think the majority. Yeah. The majority of pod kit. Like, let me, let me put it this way. And you don't have to comment Rob because, Rob or Bob, because I, especially you, Bob, because I know you're gonna keep quiet, but Mark Maren's podcast is shh. Jesus Christ, man.

Not a bit of it, man, a minute, minute, minute. Did you just say the number one podcast? Yes, on that. The fact that he's number one, it's only because of the guests he gets on. Let's be honest here, because if he was just him and only him every day, I don't even think, honestly,

I don't think his own family would tune in. Oh, wow, that's funny. I've actually never even heard that one. Oh, don't, don't bother Rob. It's dangerous, man. He doesn't pull, let me tell you something. If you said, oh, we were thinking about getting Mark Marin on our network, no, no, absolutely not.

He's terrible. Really, he's terrible. Well, here's the thing, I understand what you're saying about the guests. I'll be honest I'll be fucking completely honest when I have guests on when I do like Whoever the fuck it is, okay, Colin Quinn or you know, Norton or whatever right my numbers go up through the fucking roof When I do an interview. I mean you go through the roof and when I do just me and Joe It consistently gets bigger, you go through the roof. And when I do just me and Joe, it consistently gets bigger. You know, it consistently, but it stays the same.

I'm in between 150 and fucking 100. I'll hover around. But if I put somebody famous on there, I think you're right. I think the more famous people have on there, the more people that I'm going to fucking listen because not only are you getting your fans, you're getting all their fucking fans. Right. And then next week, you get a whole new demographic one of the few guys out there that has a podcast that gets a little bit bigger

every week consistently and doesn't have to have guests on all the time is Joe Rogan well billber to oh bill burry yeah but billber is kind of new at it isn't he? nah well billber is I billber is not that new at it but he's a guy who I mean lose it's it by himself in a fucking room with a microphone every Monday. And he talks to himself, but he does the other people too. I mean, Bill's, Bill's is funny.

Bill's is real funny. But guys like Bill and like, like, Norton, like those type of guys, if they were doing podcasts all the time, that's different. Like Mark Marin was never funny as a comic. So he's really not that funny as a podcast or either. Why, you don Mark Marin was never funny as a comic. Oh, so he's really not that funny as a podcast Or either why you don't think marks funny as a comic no absolutely not at all now. I'd rather pay my to see Greg Proops

Smartest guy in the world podcast boo Fucking scientist That smart go fucking save children an Africa Go build in tele crops with fucking with stocks with Tony Stark, you fucking smart ass. Nobody's that smart. By the way, Bobby, I saw you on the entrance or the beginning of the green room with Paul Prensa on Showtime.

I was. Yeah, you were at the Montreal comedy festival. Yes. Yeah, and they showed in the very beginning credits they go through the back room and they show a bunch of comics and you were one of them, you gave the cameraman the finger. Oh no, shit really? Yeah, dude, it was hysterical.

How come you haven't been a guest on that show yet? I love that fucking show. Well, he's a fucking great guy, first of all. I love him. He's a fucking great guy. He loves the art of stand-up comedy. He loves comics and he's a fucking great guy. He loves the art of stand-up comedy He loves comics and he's a he's a fucking stonehead and which is I don't smoke weed But I love fucking guys who smoke weed a lot and like him and Irish affair fucking crap. I love that

I love when guys just get basted Go ahead sprance light up Not in this house. I as you a hothead? I smoke a lot of hot. Is that what you squint? Is that what? Sprint, show him that thing you have. The little thing you smoke out of that doesn't have any smoke. I don't carry it with me.

I'm not that much of a baby penis. It's a vaporizer. Yes, a little baby penis. I didn't mean to show him that, bro. It's too late. it's already out now. Well, he's a great guy. I talked to him about doing it up there. And he's like a legitimate, he's not a fucking Hollywood guy.

You think he's being Hollywood? Because he kind of came up as a day robber. And I'm a big fan, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, whatever. And then he actually, everybody comes up here. Well, because I'm such a piece of shit, I don't believe that he could be a fan of mine. And he was like, oh, I love you in everybody comes up. Well, because I'm such a piece of shit, I don't believe that he could be a fan of mine. And he was like, oh, I love you in Torgasm.

You're the only thing that fucking kept me from smashing my fucking TV, watching that show. So, you know, he's actually telling the truth. Yeah, actually it's telling the truth. I felt the same way. Yeah, absolutely. I was upset when you fucking blew out your naid, dude. I wanted to reach in and fucking smacking across your head

hold my hand yeah haha if fucking if if fucking rob fix the thing we would have been able to play some sounds right now he's about to snap my knee i think haha but uh... he's a really good guy and and that show is uh... he i hopefully i'll be on a someday but i hope so and it's a funny show bill burr was on uh... the one before i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i Yeah, one of them one was like little older she looked like she was in her lay for you She was a real bitch though her and Bill Burr were going at it because she was really they were talking about the whole thing with

Tracy Morgan and the whole faggot thing right and she got all pissy like a typical Yanta and then You know What the fuck man like if I say something, you know, it's it's just fucking comedy like that's it was all like whatever I didn't know fucking bill Burr was fucking auto-in-George. I love the way you describe shit to you. It's such a fucking blue-collar douche. You should do the news and Philly. Yeah, their faggot name was in the news today.

Two faggot's died today when I need to go get the showdown. The man's died today. His crisis wrong with you. But anyways, back to this fucking whole podcast. I'll read you the top podcast right now, which, you know, number one is today in iTunes, it was Joe Rogan, which I agree with. Okay. Now then you go, what the fuck with Mark Marren, which you guys don't agree with?

What the fuck is right, but go ahead. Adam Corolla, which... Adam Corolla's got a, he's got more of a radio show and ain't like a typical podcast It sounds like something you hear on like serious, but it's a podcast. It's a radio show Yeah, he's got sponsors and shit like that. So yeah, I get it You know and Adam's a funny guy. He's a good dude Yeah, and then you get the nerdists, which is like fucking huge. Yeah, that's the problem That's the fucking problem. What are you? Meary these techy guys they just you know, they're gonna know I think isn't the nervous

That dude they used to host that Chris hardwake. Yeah, he used to host single out right on MTV Yeah, he was on how come he was on Paul prevents and you weren't rob with the fuck look bro I look I don't know I'm the I'm the guy that has to fucking scrape and claw fucking and gouge every fucking nugget out of this business. Trust me. It's only been on two seasons and so far every episode they have like two or three people that are nowhere near as successful as you are. How the fuck is that possible? Well, thank you guys, but maybe someday. All right.

Now, then you got Jay Moore, Moore Stories, which, you know, look, J-More is, if this guy is funny on the ONA. I'll tell you this, guys who are supposed to be on the radio, J-More and Patriso Niel. Mmm. They can talk. I totally agree with. I love Patriso. Gift the fucking gap.

Gift the gap. So, yeah, and I've listened to J's thing, I get it, he's got the gift the gap, he can talk for fucking hours, and it's entertaining. But then number six is a girl on guy with a isha Tyler Oh wow She's just yeah, she came out of nowhere. I don't even work to archer. She's better on archer God she's good looking chick though. Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she shouldn't be doing comedy. Yeah, you would You wouldn't kick her out of bed intentionally, just fat would push her out. You would.

I'd take her out of bed, go tell her to make me some ribs. I mean, like, but all these, I mean, look at all these guys. You get Billy Burr as up there, which I, the schmodcast has one, two, nine, fuck it, you know, nine. There's another one, and I'm only saying this off the air because I, they're actually very nice to us, but I think they're fucking, no, us, but I think they're

fucking... No, we're not streaming, are we? Yeah, well it's gonna be a podcast. So, what do you think I'm gonna edit this? Alright, well I'm not a big fan of this podcast then, so... So, our Kevin's not listening to you, dude. I ain't worried about Kevin. He should just stick the movies.

Fat fuck. Damn. So, I'm gonna disagree with you on Smartcast. It has become kind of shitty and I've turned into something completely different, but I was actually a huge fan of that. It's one of the reasons why I started. Well, you? Really?

Yeah. It's one of the reasons why I started. I think Kevin, he totally, he is committed to fucking podcasting. He's committed to this type of, this, this type of medium creativity. He puts his movies directly to fucking Netflix or to fucking iTunes or whatever. Doesn't even put it in the fucking theaters. He does podcasts.

He helps other people do a podcast. I agree with Kevin Smith, but this is what I don't agree with. Ready? Number 142. Hunterage, HBO's comedy podcast. Really? Fucking what? Well, keep in mind that the big misconception with these stats, how that's one.

That these are downloads. This has nothing to do with how many downloads it gets. It has to do with how many subscribers in 24-hour period. Yeah, I know, but that's fucking ridiculous. That HBO entourage is fucking over. It's over. But that was just the finale. So everybody probably just who is more on the rise than the rise. Okay, explain this. Bailey J. Okay, explain that one. Okay, exactly. She's a tranny.

Okay, and she's got a more popular podcast than me. Oh, please. And you talking about this is a fucking fraud this whole iTunes bullshit. It is. How to fuck do these people get that popular? I mean, what are they saying? Like, do they just, I mean, is it just trainees that subscribe that is con?

Louis C. C. has more popular podcasts every week, okay? And he doesn't even do it. And most people, he has three podcasts and he doesn't even fucking do it. I don't get it. Yeah. Well, I think it sucks because this is what happens. You wind up doing this fucking thing because you like doing it.

You love fucking hanging out, talking like we're talking right now, being funny, goofy, but you get sucked into this fucking numbers game of accolades. It's almost like fucking doing comedy where you tell jokes and you get the laugh every 30 seconds. Right. If you can go to iTunes or wherever and see that you've actually, people look like you, it fucks with something deep inside of you.

And there's a difference too because I'm a nobody. Right. You're somebody, right? So, in your case, you're used to it. Okay. So, in my case, you know, we're pretty much nobody's. Okay. So, to see myself at one minute, we're 110,

and we're sitting there with people who are names. It's even more so. I'm like, holy shit, I'm fucking validated. People actually listen to our show. But nothing beats the tweet you get, and the emails you get from the fans, that blows away the iTunes stats to me any day. I agree, I agree. I agree, too. You know weird, but this is you guys both do shows with people.

I started this by myself and kind of incorporated the rosa into it. Well, he's with me pretty much every week now. And he's fucking excellent. Well, it's fucking carried away. He's funny, dude. I know you want to get him too high, but give him a mic and put him by himself. Let's see if you listen to that Listen, I Anyways, you know

No, I'm kidding he is great. I love the roasted but You guys get like male or twits or tweets whatever the fuck they call them. No, we get lots of tweets When they I block people today, like they will, like, how do I donate to just Joe? Oh, I saw that. You know what was funny? I have, I have searches going for like everybody in the network and I read all of their feeds.

And sometimes I'll read your feed and I'll be like, wow, he's got a lot of fucking assholes on his. I think because people hear you guys breaking balls and they want to be in on the ball breaking, but they don't know who you are. Yeah, well, this is how, this is what happens to you when you do that. You get blocked.

Right, yeah, I blocked him and I blocked somebody who retweeted it and wrote, aha. Yeah, but see, you can block, we can. I mean, we'll take, we'll take fucking, you know, anybody, we'll take Charles Manson if you wanted to be friends with us, you know Yeah, but you know what though if if somebody's because I do get people like that too They'll just they'll wait for you There was one guy in fucking Germany every time I posted a tweet or a joke

He's like I'm still waiting for something funny. So my okay. I said okay So why don't you go fuck yourself and then you know and goodbye, you know What's it like are you following me? Some people get off on that shit, though. I know, and it's stupid because the second I reply to him, then everybody sees the reply and clicks on his name. It's an employee to give them attention. Rob, it's that Howard Stern effect.

People that hated Howard Stern back in a day, they listen because they want to hear what he has to say next. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I wouldn't even put it in there. They can claim that you're not funny, but why are they fucking listening? That and they probably have nothing better to do because they're 800 pounds and getting their fucking fast food from a bucket through the window. Well, this guy always talking specifically about the tweets and not the show.

Well, this is what I love though. I love the fact that he is a fan. They probably are fans of mine and they probably do like me. They probably do like the podcast and they were just kidding but now they're blocked. And now they have to realize that they're fucking nobody's and they don't get to fucking be part of my life anymore. And if they do want back in, they have the bag. I'll tell you what, Sprance, we had a guy that listened to us that once we got on your

network, he was kind of saying some things that weren't really nice about you guys. This was before Robin and Jim were on, and he was like, oh, none of the other shows are funny, but guess what? We didn't say anything to him, we're like, listen, everybody's cool, whatever. Now he's a fan of your show, because he constantly comments on your posts. By the way, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, he said Rob's father

It's my wife. No, I know who you're talking about and believe it or not that guy is a fan of the show And if you listen to the first 10 Yes, he was emailing us. He was tweeting us He was sending in ideas and telling us he loves the show and I think he was trying to get it on the ball breaking That's one of the things the difference between the written word and saying something. Sometimes the sarcasm doesn't come through. And this is around the time and we will goof around with the whole other show thing. And like people like fans are taking sides. I'm like, this is fucking gay. Why are people telling, like I'm getting a lot of emails now and now it's on Twitter today too. We're stitcher to ditch stitcher,

stitchers fucking us. Yeah, I read that that to and there's two sides to this argument okay you do me a favor whatever hand you're gonna use to talk with and move around your Italian fucking hold the mic with the other hand because you're fucking hypnotizing me with that red microphone cover you see what I mean oh yeah you're watching to go back and forth I'm sorry well I don't have a mic stand here this is a fucking I'm sorry little great operations is Is it really? Yeah Meanwhile, you gotta see can I can I tweet the picture I took of you? He's got you gotta see what it looks like. Come on, please now fucking it

I would have these greats man. He's got these mint green headphones on. He's got these wires coming out of everywhere It looks like a scene out of aliens. Yeah, it's because fucking Rob took that fucking dude. Oh, fuck Rob. Rob is a leather wristband. You love me in my leather wristband. So anyway, the thing with Stitcher is, it's only counts as one download. Because they hit the, they hit and pulled the one download.

OK. So that's what their argument was. Number one, you only counts as one download. And number two, the other thing that they were saying is, it doesn't, it fucks up your iTunes rankings, okay? In both cases, that's not true. And I'll tell you why. Because number one, stitch your keeps its own stats.

So you have the stats there. You can check your downloads on Stitcher 2. So it's not like you're losing any download, they're happening somewhere else. somewhere else. Okay. The second thing and if I'm boring you tell me You're boring That's the second thing is the iTunes only works so boring. It doesn't work on that. You just ask me the fuck I'm kidding I'm just kidding What the fuck? I have a comedy podcast. You're a fucking NPR. Hello. Welcome to the R. You asked me seriously the question and it was answering with seriously shut the fuck up

I want to ask you a question Rob how the fuck now you got who started for us Jersey jerks or you we didn't well Actually, no they they had a podcast before we did really yeah November of oh nine I like a year right you guys were on for like a year before we even started I think yeah, how did you find the Jersey jerks and how did you get them on to your to your network? You know, as did you start the fucking network coming up with that concept? I started the network. We had two other shows. We did our show for about about a six months and I was like, what what else could we do to generate buzz to generate? So I said, well, why don't we start a network? You know, why do you have to, we were going to send tapes to Kevin Smith and send tapes to all these people. And I'm Corolla, I'm like, why the fuck are

we going to send tapes? Why don't we start our own network? You know, maybe it won't be as big, but you know, maybe we can build something special. Right. So, you know, we added two more shows and everybody's downloads went up. Our downloads definitely went up and it started to get a little buzz and shows started interacting with each other. And I started to get a lot of and shows started interacting with each other. And I started to get a lot of shitty podcasts, submissions. And one day I'm on the train and I stopped listening to my really did.

And I just saw the Jersey jerks and I saw the name and I'm like, you know what, this could be something. And I press play, I'll never forget I was on the train and it buffered. And I laughed all the way home. And as an Italian, I know it was like sitting at a table with my family breaking balls You're a Jew. I'm not a Jew. I'm a kid. I just have a big nose. I have a Jew nose I say Jewel you you're acting up you say you're not like it's bad to be Jewish I think it's fine to be Jewish Rob. Yeah, but when you say you're a Jew that kind of means If Rob was Jewish, we'd all be getting paid. Yeah, exactly good point including myself

You'd be I read number two to the King Schmoss bagel hour right? I'm sorry. I didn't interrupt you with funny, but go ahead So anyway, well you wanted to answer every question funny. No, I know I'm kidding So anyway, so I heard the jerks and I thought the show was very funny and I had a couple of conversations with them. And when we talked on the phone, it was funny. And that actually means a lot to me. I wanted to make sure that good people,

because I'd rather have, if somebody's a fucking asshole and they have a show that's gonna be super popular, I don't want them to be part of it. You know, like I talk to you and I talk to you. Yeah, now we know for sure you're definitely not Jewish. Right, exactly. Just don't, if you're an asshole, you're a general soul. Yeah, as long as you can generate it, revenue, right?

Yeah. But once you came on Bobby and Jamit, it really did hit another level. And we got to take it to more levels. Right. You know, we do. Yeah, so next show is going to be uh... then so washington spot it i mean the dish there's gonna be somebody else but i think the next person that comes on to the network

has to be fucking some serious serious fucking juice to help everybody else up and why not get paul prevent zone he gets a lot of good guests Who's that in the background that just laughed coughed? That would be that would be missing missy. Oh, I love her Oh, yeah, I mean, you know, I mean the next person that comes on the network has to be fucking legit like a Patrice or somebody I He's what I think I think that you can definitely add I want to add

Bigger names even so obviously, you know, we had that whole thing You can talk about what we did that time with when I tweeted out to somebody the one time I fucked up so Let me tell you the story real quick Kevin Neillin Wanted to was it Kevin Neillin? Yeah, yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nor I'm coming join us, you know, the fans should tell me I'm coming join us. They start to campaign like a 13-year-old. It was very amateur, I completely agree with him.

Like a Bieber following. Yeah, it was so bad. It was really... He did it like he was dang-cooking, he had a following and they were gonna do something about it. Like the whack-back was gonna fucking get behind him. You know what? Fucking eight people and fucking Germany.

We must help Rob. You'll come join us. Yeah, but that, you know, names like that are not easy to get. But, you know, I should have taken the channel through you. You're absolutely right. Well, you should have done is you should have, you know, somebody like that, you try to get legitimately, almost like, you know, look, you know, Marco, I took the Marco, you know, you know, and it was kind of,

I think I got an email, right? You sent me an email. Yeah, yeah. I was like, you know, check this out. I had other people kind of coming to me going, hey, wanna do this over here, blah, blah, blah, and you know, when he sent me that, I like those guys. I knew their show.

It was kind of like my type of comedy and my type of show. And then, you know, it made sense to me when I talked to him. And then, you know, it was all worked out. But you kind of went through the right channels of email. And it was kind of be so then when you did come out, it was like, Hey, we're here now. Check this out. And I can't tell you how many emails I get on the podcast is the shit now because one, I spent a little cash and upgraded and two, we're on the network and every show on the network sounds good. Right, it has a stand. Yeah, and you kind of make sure that happened. You helped me out too. So, you know, being it's a legitimate

thing. And, you know, my podcast is more legitimate because I'm around this. But the next person you get, you can't go out there. And first of all, it kind of sucks because you realize that you have no clout because nobody helped you get them. You know what I mean? I mean, and I'm saying that not even to be funny. You know, I've done that once in a while We go, well, not me because I've done it too where it's like, you know, hey, we need to this this this asshole Said some mean shit to me guys go get him and like one douchebag from San Antonio this fact check Stop fucking with robbers. That's a gosh. Yeah, really am a nobody And you know, I look at you know, I look at my followers and I'm like, wow, I have 18,000 followers. If you eat only a thousand people sitting in between

and everybody's like, fuck you. Yeah, so it's, I'm sure the next, you know, we need to get somebody, a couple more people famous. Well, I have another one in mind that's not a famous person, but we'll talk, I wanted to talk to all you guys off the air about that one, but that's all. That's all he says all you guys, he means me. But that's it.

I mean, but that's only says all you guys, he means me, but I'm not. But I kind of do. And we understand, don't worry, we didn't take that hard. So now you get these guys, they submitted to you to be on your network. Right, that's usually how it works. And I'll be honest with you, I don't have, I don't have any intention of adding somebody that's either not a big name or somebody I know

at this point. Like, I mean, the one that I'm talking about, we'll talk of the air, but that's, you know, that's a show that I've had ties to and they were actually close to, I was going to see about them coming on just before you guys joined. Right. But I do think we need to add,

and we don't necessarily have to add. Can I just, what? Can I just say something what we need, what we need to do on this? con volotea la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras desperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com make sense that we need to have a place where people go during the day and you have, you know, like a morning radio show afternoon, mid-afternoon, afternoon, evening, late night. I'm like a rotation of all the fucking podcasts playing all fucking day. And it's what I said to you when I was talking to you about Stitcher last time.

Oh really? Yeah, I said, well, this here's a deal, because the Jerks... Oh, it's a brilliant idea. That's great idea, guys. Fuck him, that's my idea. You heard me say it. Okay. No, but what I was saying, Stitcher, okay. Wait a minute, did you tell me that in confidence?

And I just said it out loud like it was Maya. I kind of did, yeah. She said, right, you guys suck. What it might have been your idea too. It's okay. But what I was thinking was since you go live sometimes and the jerks are always live, we can have a channel that basically loops and streams the different podcasts all the time. Yeah. And then and then when you go live, it cuts in an interrupts and

live show kicks in. Yeah. And then it goes back to the loop. Okay. Technically, there's a lot more to it than that. It sounds like a great idea on paper, but I talk to people from Stitcher and they're interested in doing that with us. But I don't know if their technology is ready with the way we go live.

But this is a conversation for off the air, but we can definitely, well off DG is Joe. Because here's the thing, is if you get people going here every day, listening to a fucking different podcast, even if they, you know, you look, you like a fucking TV show, I watch it fucking,

you know, there's five seasons of a show, I watch all those shows in many different times on different days, you know what I mean? So if you have like four podcasts playing all the time in a rotation on a website, or you know what I mean? Well, see on a website, see this is where I think it needs to be different than that though,

because the website is already there, and it can already kind of press play on everything. It needs to be somebody vomiting back there. That wasn't even your mouth, that was your eyes away. But it needs to be somebody vomiting back there. That wasn't even your mouth. That was your eye. Oh, no. But it needs to be away from the website. It needs to be away from there. And like maybe Stitcher can have it.

Because they have live channels. And that's where Kevin Smith has his show. It's on Stitcher. It's live. And yeah, it can be on the website too. But the thought is, let's bring it out of the podcast around a little bit more. Make it a new radio station.

Make it, yeah, make it something that has more to it than just the on-demand. But the on-demand to me is the most important thing about podcasts. That's why I love it. That's why most people do. Hey, I rarely listen to the Jax live just because they get home late. But as soon as the show is out, that's one of the first things I do. I play it and I listen to it. Same. I do the same exact thing. By the the way I looked at Bobby's iTunes and he has none of our show is subscribed by the way yes I do I got believe it I believe it what a jerk off I

didn't say let me see show me show me your your your subscriptions I do I do bill burr he's not even friends with us on fucking Twitter I am not really know am not. Are you kidding me? No. Are you fucking kidding me? No. Dude, I'm changing all that right now. Me and you. Yeah, you should change that level right now. What what what your name again? Jersey jerks. This is Jersey jerks, right? This isn't Jersey jerks. How do you spell that? Jersey jerks. How do you spell that? Okay, here you go. I see you guys. Yeah, we get two tweets I'm I'm fucking fine with you guys right now. Why wouldn't I be friends with you? I love you guys

Click on podcasts. I want to see where your pisses Okay, you dumb fucking thin fingers on them Podcasts, okay, you guys sound like you're doing the fucking podcast in an Applebee's kitchen Is it sound better? You know why cuz he didn't fucking hook it up. I got all right I got florentine you cocksucker. You got J more you don't have me well I did J more because I wanted to listen to it to see cuz he came out he's got listen to this He's got like a florentine Robert Kelly podcast He's got listen to this he's got I got seven Robert Kelly podcast. He's got Jay Moore Jim Florentine billbar. Yeah, and what is this one? What is this? Some kind of that's MMA that's MMA now or fuck you so you listen to that. That's guys shit

So you listen to that but you don't listen to any of us. Well, here's a deal is I listen to I got Florentine's At the beginning when he came out to check it out, right? I got Bill Burr's, because Bill Burr is my fucking friend. And I actually, I love Bill Burr's podcast. It's very interesting. I got Jay Moore's, I listened to the first, I only listened to the first two, because I wanted to check it out. You know what I mean?

I got mine because I wanted to hear what, you know, it didn't sound like shit, because you, you know, you fucking mixing it but now I'm gonna go I'm kidding I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go right now I'm gonna find you guys in the top 100 all right you might want to go down a little lower than the top five okay all right wait a minute it's not we're not there top 200 we'll go to the top two are you guys are well not there I'm not there okay we're gonna search for you guys yeah you're gonna be even better Jersey I can just do the Jersey jerks. I don't have to do yours, right? You get to a fucking one kidding I'll fucking subscribe to you a fucking shit podcast

You know I'm kidding Hey, we're in an office Look where I am right now You're not in the kitchen nobody knows that don't fucking give a woman. I mean I'm in the rubber Kelly Empire Jersey and We really sitting here listening to you serve. Oh, they're there right there. Okay, so sure I'm gonna subscribe Radio yeah, we're somewhere in between like You know the geeks from fucking Tempe Arizona and knitting 101.

I was looking, I was trying to keep it on point with interesting shit and then fucking insecure content. He's only subscribed to Billy Bitton. I'm just breaking your fall. I checked his things. Now I'm subscribed to you too. I don't want you to listen to that. I was afraid he'd be looking at me that Sunday.

He said we started interviewing Bobby that he wasn't going to subscribe, but we're okay with that. We know our role. I understand this is I'm in now. I'm fucking in robber Kelly the godfather The glory. Oh, ready on that work. I'm in I'm leaving this fucking network Jersey jerks style your own network. I'm coming over with you I'm in I'm in I love glory hole to microphone through a fucking hole. Get it like a cock. GIGGIE! Should I put some Xbox headphones on it? Would that make it cooler?

Look at dude, at least mine sucks and I know it. I like your cover, I told you I like it. No you don't, it stinks. I think the jury, you got a great one. It is good. The Jersey jerks, I like theirs too. That's alright. Thank you. Thank you. That is good. Anyways, my point about this whole fucking thing before we got size track with fucking insecurities I like theirs too. That's all right. Thank you. Thank you. That is good.

Anyways, my point about this whole fucking thing before we got size tracked with fucking insecurities and fucking gainus is, um, you said gainus with a list. Ain't, you did. Ain't it. I, I, I think that these podcasts are fucking getting crazy. I think everybody, it, it, now now it's gonna fucking blow itself out. Everybody's gonna have a fucking podcast, and it's not, it's like comedy.

It's like when comedy was popular, then actors and funny actors started doing stand-up. It was easy just because a guy from Seinfeld could go out and go to an improv and sell it out because he's on fucking TV, but he do 20 minutes and have a real comic do fucking the hard footwork, you know, and he'd go up for 20 minutes and do some bullshit and collect all the fucking money. And now these podcasts, I think, are the same thing. Everybody wants the fucking podcast is so easy. They get a

fucking microphone or get hooked up in a fucking studio, talk for an hour, and somebody does all the bullshit and that's it. And because theyer microphone, they get hooked up in a fucking studio, talk for an hour, and somebody does all the bullshit, and that's it. And because they're famous, they get a million followers in the first fucking week. And uh... But at the end of the day, it doesn't the cream rise to the top. Like if there's... No. If there's show thoughts that people listen every single week, though.

No, the fastest horse doesn't win the race. This is fucking... This is part of show business now. This is part of fucking money. Absolutely not. The fastest horse does not win the race. This is fucking, this is part of show business now. This is part of fucking money. The absolutely not. The fastest horse does not win the race. So now it's the coped up horse. That's why we do cocaine before you go. Exactly. Exactly. Which one of you is the horse? That would be me. Is it really a horse? Is it a heavier, a four-leg of day. Yeah, like a woolly mammoth. Yeah.

But I, you know, that's why I like podcasts is, you know, you guys, you know, people who do this because they fucking love it. And they love getting together and shooting the shit and having some fucking fun being creative and being morons for an hour or so. And because they want to do a fucking podcast, not because they're fucking, they want to see how many people they can fucking get, but you get addicted to it.

I'll be honest, I get addicted to it. I try to not look at the fucking numbers one weekend. I was like, I'm not fucking, I'm not doing that. I don't care. I don't care what it's, I'm doing it because I love the fucking podcast. I couldn't do it. I't care what this I'm doing it because I love the fucking podcast I couldn't do it. I couldn't make it through a fucking day. I know it's tough. I couldn't it's tough and I The the jerks though, they don't really you guys don't really do that kind of stuff, right?

Wait, do all we weren't listening. You don't really listen to you don't check your stats all the time. It should do you? I never checked the stats. I do. Yeah, I do. I actually listen to our don't check your stats all the time. It should do you I never check the stats I do yeah, I do I actually listen to our show though every week after it's oh I do too of course I listen back to our show. Yeah Rob I check the stats all the time I do most of that kind like that kind of stuff I'm just I follow up on where people are listening from and yeah, I'm things like We had to know where people listen from You can tell all night out of night just for the hell of things like we had a With people listen from honey. We went on you can do it. You can tell all of how you fight tonight just for the hell of it and

We had Are you listening to us? Yeah, it was weird. It was a lot of Australians logged in and listening man from Perth and all of it Melbourne you can you can look that up to Bobby all you have to do just log in with your username and password It has everything there. What's a username and password? The one that you had me set up. For where? For, uh, for Lipson, when we, when you said, I don't want to fucking look at it, just do it. What's Lipson?

It's when it's who's hosting your podcast. How much money are you siphoning out of my fucking credit card? You pay fucking, how much you pay them? You pay them like $20 a month. That's the host. Oh God, your podcast host. Come on, come on. All right, we get a fucking Jesus Christ.

What time is it? Oh my God. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck any of this shit is. I have no idea that I could find out if I have fans in Australia. Sure you can. You can follow that out. Sure you can. Show them Rob.

I will. But he won't listen. I gotta go. I gotta just follow. Just write it down for me like, you know, like post it notes. So what, like here's the deal. Like I'm doing this podcast. I, you know, look, it's gotten more popular in the last,

especially since I've been on this network. I think we've all helped each other kind of get fans from each other's shows, which is great. But I'm still doing it because I like doing it. It's fun. It's fucking cool to just shoot the shit with your friends and bus balls and be funny and serious, too. I mean, that's why I like your show, both your shows, you know, it's not all about fucking

hey, you know, fucking making some fat cut laugh, you know. It's, you know, sometimes people get pissed off, sometimes people say some serious fucked up shit. So, I don't give- That's not every week. What's that? That's not every week, that's what we do, we say fucked up shit. So I don't give a... It's up every week. What's that? It's up every week. That's what we do.

We say fucked up shit. Yeah, so I like doing it and I don't give a fuck about really where it's gonna go. But I mean, where do you, like wait a, okay, glory hole. I know what you want. You want this to become, maybe something that you could do for a fucking career. All of us, yeah. But I mean, do Jersey jerks, guys. You guys, is that what you want this to become maybe something that you could do for a fucking career.

All of us. Yeah. But I mean, do Jersey Jerk's you guys, is that what you want? Do you want this to be a career? That's what I want. That would be really nice if it happens. Hello. I love that one guy was like, that's all I want. And one guy was like, I guess if it's happened, it's going to be a hell of a penalty. I'm going to sit there and fucking think about that and only that.

I mean, if it does happen, I'm all bored. I mean, I'll drop everything, but at the same time, I gotta have a safety net too, if it doesn't happen. It seems a little different, I think, for us than it is for you, Bobby, because you already established and you're already known, whereas we're not. And we're slowly building a following. So we didn't have Dan Cook's co-tailed variety.

Oh, that's about time. I I had them and then his brother took them but you know for for us it's more about getting the show bear getting the show big you know if you ask me what the fucking dream is I would love to have fucking television pilots for our shows and all of this kind of shit like there's a million things that we can do other than just this. Like radio wouldn't even be enough for me. For like, movie. Yeah.

For the glory of a movie film. No, but like why couldn't, why couldn't all of us with the fucking retards that we have do some sketch comedy? Like the whitest kid you know or kids in the hall, why couldn't we do something like that? I'm looking at a 40 year old man. It's fucking hopes and dreams that are about to be crumbling dying every day.

That's you. They're growing now. They're going to dying about a year or two. He just told me he wanted to do sketch comedy. You fucking Aren't you guys like two blocks from saturday night live studios or rob? Why don't you go for the hey, honey bust out the flip cam. Yeah, they don't want to make his dreams come true. They don't have a senior tour for the fucking

I understand I'm just bus you boss, but I understand what you say and that this could become something You know bigger than then what it is now, but maybe look at the network is is actually you started out We just you then you went to who then we we went to Mad Scientist party out of it. That was the second one on it. Right. Because he worked for Kevin Wurff for Howard Stern. Right. And we talked a bunch and I thought it would be a good

and then you went to who? Then I went to the girls. Right. And then you went to the Jersey jerks. Then it was the jerks, right? Right. And then you went to me and for a thing. You and Jimmy came at the same time.

All right. And as soon as you get somebody bigger than us, you'll fucking treat us shitty like you treat the jerks. Yeah. I don't treat jerk shit. I'm kidding. They treat me shitty. Now, stop it.

You're out of your mind. Yeah, like I'll listen. I'll call in and I'll listen back. And as soon as I hang up, they'll start shitting on me. They do that to everybody. That's what we're doing. Anybody who calls in. They do that to everybody.

If their mom called in, they'd be like, all right, my love, you, that fucking do that to everybody if their mom called in they'd be like I my love you that fucking post No, but but that's the best part of it is that everybody is real cool with each other and if what that wasn't the case That's the most important thing besides having a good show right is to having people like you can like I can sit here with you We can have a good time and it's not a big deal. Right, you know, where there are some people just fucking weird, you know. Yeah, I'm not having a good time, but go ahead. You're a little bit of a good joy yourself. Well, especially with the food that's being cooked,

you're like just wrapped this up so I can fucking eat it. Right on my fucking wife is just cooking up a stone. What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking?

What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking? Who's who's what the fuck is that what are you banging an arrow? You know you're fat when you wife cooks whose whose instead of rice So who's who's I like it so we come over how do you guys so you guys are about to go live right now?

What are you gonna do oh shit right now? Yeah? We're alive. Once you guys get off. We'll go into our intro and everything Yeah, we're streaming live. It's like a little bonus feature for those. So you guys a lot. So this is two podcasts, fucking each other right now. Basically, double penetration in the asshole of podcasts. The land is actually three. It's three because Rob is here.

So it's from the asshole, right? Three podcasts. It's fucking three cocks, two in the ass and one in the pussy. Be quiet, let your wife finish telling us what she's making for dinner, that was better. What'd you say? I said, let your wife say, I heard you, shut up. He put his order in too, I heard him put his order in.

Yeah, look at that webcam again. These cocks I could try to get my wife on the phone. I know. I've heard them try to do it over and over again. No, listen, we know we know she's a lovely woman. We're not trying to break balls with you. You know what you should do? Yeah. You should bring her on the glory hole with us. Bring her on the glory hole. Testing Robert Kelly wants to do is bring his wife near our

court. Unless he's on the other side of it. Hey, it's his fucking stall. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself. Stop cock-blocking. Apparently, you know, fucking married, you fucking loser. I'm the loser, because I kept my youth. Did you really keep your youth?

Really, I did. I don't look anything like my age. What are you, a fucking fun house mirror right now? You fucking chunky gray bearded cunt. Maybe they're all covered up like a shiver. Get the mirrors coming. You have the complexion of a salami hanging in a fucking belly. Coming from the guy who fucking eats 12 cheeseburgers at five

o'clock in the morning before breakfast. Could you be any wordier? You fucking cunt. Put a period in there. Okay, coming from the guy who eats cheeseburgers at 12 o'clock in the morning when the sun comes up and birds are Tricking be shut up Fucking more detail Jesus Christ There you go keep it short and sweet you fucking twizz out

To his eye, what do you snooped on you? This is just, I knew this fucking, I knew this thing would fucking just go south. I knew it would. It's only a matter of time. There's nothing we're trying, I'm really trying to keep it fucking. So how did you find the fucking and did you and what are your hopes and it's just fuck you, you piece of shit fat fat fuck that's all this podcasting is Moments of fucking serious hey and then fucking Fats-o talk All right, we'll listen guys thanks for calling up. I'm gonna finish up with Rob right now

All right, thanks for having us on. Yeah thanks for having us on. I would like you guys to come down once we get this fucking stupid thing. Yeah, you know, I'm done. And you guys should come here too. I definitely come down. Where are the fuck are you? You're not in Philly, you're in Philly, right? I'm a light outside of Philly.

We're like 20 minutes outside of Philly. Right, you're 20 minutes outside of Philly. Yeah, absolutely. I want to come down to the show show instead of fucking calling in Yeah, absolutely, but if you're ever and we want to get you down here with me in the road schedule We can schedule something for sure just that I want to see the menu where your wife's cooking at night. Yeah, right come on stop it Better cook a lot too. You know damn well. You know damn well Robert's gonna send her out somewhere for the

Hey, you know, yeah, it's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna fucking do the podcast at my house. I'll do that. I'll rent the room somewhere. Exactly. I was gonna say this fucking guy would get the connolly address. I'll do it, but you can do it right there. I'll rent the VFW so you guys can feel comfortable. Hi guys. I'll fuck it.

I'll fuck it. I'll fuck it talk to you later, all right? I all right? I feel like I'm gonna go to boys. So anyways, that was funny. Um, that was fucking guys. So now, I mean, Rob, now you, uh, to wrap this fucking whole podcast up, and we're gonna do this again. We're gonna do this again. I want you to come down with the Rossa here. Yeah, I want to hook up the fucking, here yeah I want to hook up the fucking I want to hook up the mixer mixer and get all that shit going on so you know we can do a fucking legitimate yeah podcast and I would love

to have you back on with Joe yeah you should have Joe on by himself yeah I like to do that too sure but you know I you know we had a lot, we had a lot of, we had a lot of fucking hopes and dreams of for tonight's podcast. I know we were going to get these lives extravaganza. I think this will, this podcast will be a one we hold on to. And when we need a fucking podcast, we'll use this one. Sure. But no, it's actually fun. Those guys are fun. I think that you know fucking you know the the network is I like I'm glad I'm a part of it

You know it makes it easier on me But you also love what you're doing which is fucking great because I like doing the podcast and you like fucking doing it Which is the best if you were fucking if you're doing this for money? It wouldn't be I it wouldn't be the same. Yeah, it's not worth it. If the money comes, it comes, but, you know. How would you, do you, do you want this to be a job job someday?

I would, I mean, I would love it to be my job, but of course, I mean, you think I want to sit in an office every day, I certainly don't. When are you gonna start selling advertisement for the thing? Well, see, here's the thing, it's funny. I keep saying, well, when we hit this mark, then we'll start selling advertising because we see here's the thing it's funny I keep saying well when we hit this mark then we'll start selling advertising because we can get this much and then you guys came and we're building and we're building we're building but you know that's something that we need to talk about

off the air I mean we can start doing it now if we really wanted to. I think you should start fucking you know you should start getting a plan together and we should start but I mean this is shit we probably shouldn't talk about. Right, we have more to talk about. I forgot, I forgot my ex-Ron, and we're still doing a podcast. Because I'm so used to talking to you in fucking business mode. I'm not, you were not used to talking podcast,

where we're just hitting the shit, we were just talking about secret shit. But that, and- Also, everybody should actually listen to the show that you were on with us, because it was fucking great. It's one of my favorites. Well, look, if you guys,

I don't subscribe to it. I do. I listen to it, though. I listen to it. I've listened to the show, of course I have, and I don't subscribe to it, but now I do. So I have my podcast now. I subscribe to Glory Hole Radio, Glory Hole. It's actually Glory Hole, which is the main podcast on Gloryhole

radio, the founder of it, the Jersey jerks, which... Let me answer your question, I'll bring that up. What is your honest opinion of the name of the network? Because I really like it, but I think that you have reservations about it. Well, this is the deal, is that, you know, you can't, I can't announce it on fucking TV. Right, and we've come up with an alternative. And ghrlive.com. Right. But yeah, you, it's fine.

I think it's fine for what it is now. I mean, but you're talking about a clock coming out of a hole that people suck. Right. So who's gonna advertise with you? No, I agree with you. If you want, if you want to get Pepsi, I mean, seriously, just go away out of the fucking box. Right, right. You you. If you want, if you want to get Pepsi, I mean, seriously, just go away out of the fucking box. Right, right. You want to get Pepsi or, you know,

corporate, corporate, corporate dude, and they're not going to fucking advertise with a microphone that's supposed to be a cock coming out of a hole. But would the content of the show is kind of make that irrelevant anyway? No, not so much yours, but, you know, not really. I mean, because the content isn't anything that is really offensive. It's not in joking and comedy and, you know, honestly, honest. So, but the thing is, you know, you can still get sponsors though. You can get sponsors that fucking are fine with it. Right.

You know what I mean? But are you gonna be, you know, are you gonna be, you know, I'm a bug one. Yeah, you're gonna get Bud Light now. Right. Yeah, but you can get, I mean, no, you can get other sponsors, dude, there's other people. It's not about the, you know, I don't know, dude.

I don't know, you'll find out. Because I'll tell you, I'll tell you. You'll find out. I'll tell you, in the beginning, when we're nobody's, that image of the microphone through the hole and the name was huge for us. Yeah, that's what got us started. It really did. That's what got us started. It really did.

That's what got people to listen to it. Right. Yeah, commit to it. But you know, I love it, but at the same time, I get where you're coming from. Well, here it is, is now it's not a, uh, that image isn't the image of my podcast. It's not the image of Florentine. It's not the image of, it's your image of your podcast, which is a little weird too, because it's like, glory hole radio and then Glory Hole Podcast.

Well, that was before I knew what this was gonna become. Right, so it's, you're gonna have to think about that as a business if you do want this to become more, I don't know, dude, I mean, I don't mind Glory Hole Radio Network. It gets a reaction at everybody, no matter why. When you were on Fox, and you said it, I mean, people didn't just go to the next plug

Yeah, you know leavey laughed and struck shook his head and we'll get a reaction you'll figure it out In the future if you you you fucked up You know what I mean, but other than that Right now I don't fucking see any I like it. I think it's fine good That's the end goal. it. I think it's fine. Good, that's the end goal. Yeah, I think it's fine. And I think that the actual network itself is pretty fucking cool.

I think, you know, and hopefully that other people come over to it and, you know, add to it. I think you need some type of sports thing. I agree. Which would be good because then you get those guys over. You got the nerd guys, which is great. You got the chicks, which is great. Uh-oh, we blown that.

What was that? Is that me? Is that you? Oh, you're fucked, come on, you're going. Is that you? Yeah. Oh, come on, it's fucking hit the thing, what's your? Don't give me the finger, it's a fucking live show.

It's not live, it's a good one. You're my show. You gotta do a show just you and Don's not live, it's not live. You're my show. You got to do a show just you went on. Yeah, right. I think so. No, we're not doing a fucking show. I think so.

No, she doesn't need a show. Because all the listeners here are your yellow. Who is that? They don't see the finger. Who is that? Many business. Yeah, I'm fucking none of my business. That's the coos-coos guy I bet.

Do you ever see these? These are five none of your business that I fucking curl up and give you right any a chin. I fucking asshole. Anyways, alright dude, thanks for coming by. I'm gonna do this again. We're gonna fix up this mixing board. We're gonna get everything funding.

That's my food's ready, I'm outta here. And we're gonna fix this up and get all this shit fixed up in the next couple weeks hopefully. Sweet. And then Joe's back and we'll have you back in and we'll do this live. I would love to. Alright brother. Thank you, brother. Thanks, brother. All right, take care. Thanks again for listening to another episode of You Know What Dude podcast on gloryholeradio.com

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